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Speaker 1 (00:00):
For all you made Bastards Loving the Big Show podcast
Get up even Closer.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
On Instagram, YouTube and picture for how Doggies four to
seven every weekday on Radio Dreck.

Speaker 3 (00:15):
I'm getting fellows, I really forgot then good stuff.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
How you guys feeling today? Man? Much better? Thanks, I'm
pretty good.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
I was telling Kezy how maybe talk about it on
the Shark. I'm still traumatized by something I saw today.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
And it freaked me out.

Speaker 3 (00:32):
And I was just like, oh, and you know when
you have a bad dream and you wake up and
it sticks with you, This particular incident is stuck with
you because it was just it was too spooky, too scary.

Speaker 4 (00:43):
He saw pugss downstairs. Well, I was thinking diddles um
and he didn't see it coming, you know what I mean.
But it's really it's left your shaken, isn't it?

Speaker 2 (00:54):
Well? You know and covered in jez.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
I mean I've heard, I've heard the rumors and the
reality is I've never actually seen it in the in reality,
and nothing could prepare you.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
Can I say that? Well, it doesn't matter how many
times can prepare you.

Speaker 4 (01:12):
Someone says, oh, you gotta check this out. You've gotta
go do this you've got to you know. But until
you see it, yes, until you come face to face
with it.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
Scenes believing. Ah yeah, feelers unbelievable. He noticed Moog he's
got his business clothes on today. Yes, I have.

Speaker 3 (01:26):
He's got a new ship and I'm a businessman that
has cool podcast t ship Frank podcast.

Speaker 4 (01:34):
Oh ah, got an extra instra. Yeah, I didn't see
that marketing trick. We got the nice spotting. I went
to the tv Z did a thing today for the
first game of foosball. Oh football, yeah, football at the
Eden Park there. So I went along to that that
and it was it was good.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
It's good, good game. Jesus all go feelings. Yeah, it
was a good game.

Speaker 3 (01:56):
Well, I actually I knew that we were playing, and
I knew it was today. Sometimes I had no idea
when so I came in. It was the last five
minutes that I saw looked like a goodie.

Speaker 4 (02:07):
We need to make a football football World Cup sting
like what's in the football World Cup?

Speaker 2 (02:15):
You know what I mean? Something yeah, goes on for
a while, goes on for a month. Imagine football would
be what's.

Speaker 4 (02:21):
No, no, no, it's obviously Jace, come on man. But
I was thinking we could just voice it on here,
suck and suck, We'll voice it on here in the
parks into a sting.

Speaker 5 (02:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
Okay, so that's a great idea. So that's good.

Speaker 4 (02:33):
I was thinking you could voice it maybe just because
you're very official, you know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (02:36):
Yeah, I'm well, I've got I've got gravitas, I think,
is what you're trying to say.

Speaker 4 (02:40):
That's the word I was trying to whereas if it's
just like, oh, what's on the football with me? Key?
An official? Or is it the official? The official FIFA
endors Yes, get some lawsuits going around this motherfucker. Hell yeah,
and you and me Kezy with double denims, a couple
of denim cowboys, man, good stuff. You got your Tony

(03:02):
jacket on. I put my Tony jacket on. I already
had my Tony pants on. And I said to my
wife this morning just looks just too much Tony. She said,
you can't get too much Tony. She said, you can
never have too much Tony.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
Sorry?

Speaker 3 (03:14):
Is that I always sort of considered double denim, Now
that I think about it, it's a weird thing that
like a denim jacket and a denim shirt rather than
like if you've got but does that include pants?

Speaker 2 (03:27):
Pants? Yeah? Right, okay, I think it just concludes whatever
you wanted to include. Denim, Yeah, double.

Speaker 3 (03:33):
I used to do triple denim waist jacket, denim ship
and denim hat. I used to do quadruple denim denim hat, shit,
jacket and pants. Actually I used to do quintuple denim
because I used to have like denim mondays.

Speaker 4 (03:52):
Yeah right, that doesn't work because it's not the double
D though. Why because you've got to go double denim.
That's why double dinner works because D.

Speaker 5 (04:01):
So five d's doesn't work five D you.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
Can do that, you'd make it weak.

Speaker 4 (04:05):
Yesco The Whocky Big Show week days from four on
Radio Hurarchy.

Speaker 2 (04:12):
Remember with the Warky Big Show.

Speaker 4 (04:14):
Podcasts do you reckon? You can quickly voice the intro
just quickly for the.

Speaker 2 (04:17):
Football chat Fudy chat with me j.

Speaker 1 (04:23):
No like h official football World Cup Update on the
Big Show or something like that, you know.

Speaker 3 (04:31):
World Cup update of the footy on the Big Show.

Speaker 5 (04:36):
Free kick.

Speaker 1 (04:39):
Offside, Official World Cup Update, Official Big Show World cop.

Speaker 2 (04:46):
You see, no one's going to take that seriously.

Speaker 5 (04:48):
What do you mean?

Speaker 2 (04:48):
At least I'm trying. I was trying. Man, what are
you saying? Make you Mamber? You could do it on
your deep big ben pie.

Speaker 1 (04:55):
Yeah, can it's move on?

Speaker 2 (04:58):
Good stuff? Yeah, good stuff. Did you do some nearworking today, man?

Speaker 4 (05:03):
I had a few yarn I'll tell you it was.
Here was Brian clint Oh, Yeah, Brian clint Oh. They
told me that old pugs and had been talking to
them yesterday ensuring all sorts of industry secrets about our
show with them. So I had to talk to them
about that. Yes, shocking bastard. Matt Gibb was there. Oh, yes, yes,

(05:23):
nice fella, he is a nice fellow. A few other
people there. And Squirt he is Squirt TV.

Speaker 2 (05:28):
Yeah with me, No, I was never on Squirt. I've
never even heard of Squirt.

Speaker 5 (05:36):
What is it?

Speaker 2 (05:38):
The children's televisions.

Speaker 4 (05:40):
And it was hosted by a little computer animated penguin penguin,
peing Win little penguin, you say, being a kamabat so
penguin penguin penguin, Yeah, you can say, you don't.

Speaker 2 (05:52):
What is it? Ping penguin penguin.

Speaker 3 (05:54):
I'll tell you what my wife was having me up
about today. Nuclear what do you say, career? Nuclear? Nuclear bomb?
And She was like, how you say it nuclear?

Speaker 2 (06:09):
Are you saying nuclear?

Speaker 5 (06:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (06:10):
And she was like, how you say what is it? Nuclear? Nuclear?

Speaker 5 (06:16):
Nuclear?

Speaker 2 (06:17):
Element element?

Speaker 5 (06:20):
Yes, it's the alphabet. It's funny.

Speaker 2 (06:28):
It's funny how some words trip you up, though, trip
you up.

Speaker 5 (06:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (06:32):
There was another one back in the day that I
used to hate anything maldistible, hostible and acts that's good
and bait.

Speaker 2 (06:43):
People love an an ax, so my team bait, you know.

Speaker 3 (06:47):
The one that the one that I don't do, which
really irks me when people do, is performers, performers.

Speaker 5 (06:55):
Pr have you?

Speaker 3 (06:57):
It's amazingly frequent, that particular amazingly frequent.

Speaker 2 (07:01):
Yes, have you ever seen it? Mogi? Never? So many
people talk all the time about never heard about.

Speaker 4 (07:08):
Performers and it's amazingly specific. Was always a tough one
when I was a little kid.

Speaker 2 (07:13):
Which was specific? Specific? Specific? Which one?

Speaker 4 (07:16):
I thought you were thought it was a joke? Which
what are you talking about? Could you be more specific?

Speaker 2 (07:20):
Hey? Did you not struggle with specific? No?

Speaker 4 (07:23):
No, I didn't get it. I was like, what are
they doing putting an S and P?

Speaker 2 (07:27):
You know what I mean? And the C it's like
what the fox?

Speaker 4 (07:29):
This Chicago was my hard one Chicago because there was
a band in the early, very early eighties. Yes, but
I heard of the band before I heard of the city,
so I never heard it before. So you just saw it.
So it was check Ago, Checkago, Well, Chicago, But even
when I got told it, Chicago still couldn't connect the dots.

Speaker 5 (07:49):
I told you that.

Speaker 3 (07:49):
I've said this story many times about my girlfriend whose
favorite perfume was an an A.

Speaker 2 (07:55):
It's called an A and.

Speaker 3 (07:56):
A A A A yeah, And I didn't know how
it was pronounced. And I went into the pharmacist and
asked if they had anus anus. No, you did, Yes,
I did know you did. Yes, Dad, You're gonna ask
Johnny Bruff that. And also do you know that I
used to think longerie was linger lingery.

Speaker 2 (08:17):
I call it lingery. Pugs has got one here. I
think he's He's given me the hay cut to me, Hey,
can we make this about me? What is it? Pugs?
I pronounced the.

Speaker 4 (08:27):
Word nearby n E A R B y as nerby
until I was about seventeen. Nervy idiot, what a fucking
what a fucking manas wave to Boggs the CEO wave.

Speaker 2 (08:40):
I did wave? Yeah.

Speaker 4 (08:45):
Uh when when I was gonna geto broadcasting school, the
used to this test with I'd show you words written down,
and one of the words was E P I T
O M E yeah. And I was like, uh, epitome yep, no,
like no, it's a pit of me, Come on, a
pit of me.

Speaker 2 (09:00):
I had no idea.

Speaker 3 (09:01):
I had a mate that used to always say debris
debris instead of yeah, debris debris.

Speaker 4 (09:09):
Well you know what that I to this day still
struggle is when you're referring to Lenn Brown, he is.

Speaker 2 (09:15):
Oh, you mean his mistress? Her name was had Wayne Brown,
Wayne Brown? What was her name? Schwang? But Wayne Brown?

Speaker 4 (09:25):
Even the strange name for a mistress, more of like
a dude that you're banging on the side, but a
mistress a lot more rare. Bevan, have you ever heard
of that before?

Speaker 2 (09:36):
Jason?

Speaker 4 (09:36):
No?

Speaker 2 (09:37):
Have you ever heard of someone banging someone on the cycle? Bevan? No,
it's amazingly.

Speaker 3 (09:42):
Incredibly Could you get to your point, please, Kesey.

Speaker 4 (09:46):
How do you say the title that Wayne Brown currently
holds merrill mayor mayor?

Speaker 2 (09:55):
Oh, yes, mayor. I always say Mayer. What the fuck's Merril?
The Muriel muryl mural. Yeah, mayoral candidate. The candidate. Yeah,
see the mayor. I always say the mayor, the mayor
of Auckland. But that's is that.

Speaker 4 (10:09):
I'll tell you what you all say, says Ben Ben.
I've been to yeah, I know, been a bit of
a deer brain. Okay, Jason, so stoved with.

Speaker 2 (10:23):
That as well. You can go home now, Jason. I'm
done for the day. I've peaked. I've peaked at the
end of the party.

Speaker 4 (10:31):
You clip that really funny thing, Jason about Keasy being
a dr brain.

Speaker 2 (10:35):
That's good stuff.

Speaker 4 (10:36):
That show to be fit. Let's see the Big show
four or seven weekdays radio. Hdarcky bye.
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