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July 15, 2026 10 mins

On today's poddy, how hard can it be?

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:06):
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to seven every weekday on Radio.

Speaker 3 (00:15):
Ah good a fellows, Hello the time, and I tell
you what. Oh Keezy came in steaming today. Wow, straight
into the through. Come on, fellas, let's get this dunny
here CP.

Speaker 4 (00:32):
Because I was running late and I was conscious that
we have ten minutes to do the outro.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
You're right, man, You're right, You're right, You're right.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
Yeah, sorry, I mean, I'm I'm a big advocate of
that because you guys just fucking loll around all over
the place each other. Mogi's on the couch, Keezy's doing
a cross weirdness like can we do this please, let's
we're catching up.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
I was actually lying on my side with a sort
of a caather look in my eyes on the couch.
They're waiting for you, feelers, And anytime the door opened,
that's what I was doing. But it was always the
people at Flavor unfortunately, right, Okay, I've gone down somewhat
in their estimation.

Speaker 3 (01:08):
Feels definitely well, you might have gone up in their estimation,
for you know, that did you see Magi on the
cot check with has come Heather Eyes looking all hot
and sexy.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
There's morning squinters. I ran into one of them yesterday.
Thatman that they don't get heaps of holidays. See how's
it going? Oh, you know, doing the work, we don't
get heaps of holidays.

Speaker 4 (01:33):
Who said that?

Speaker 2 (01:34):
One of them?

Speaker 4 (01:35):
The youngest member or the older member or I'll.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
Tell you later.

Speaker 4 (01:38):
Yeah, but I mean, look, you get holidays by negotiating
for holidays.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
That's right. It's got nothing to do it.

Speaker 4 (01:42):
And the show has been going for like a year
or something more than that, probably, you know, because they've
they've changed it up a lot.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
They do change it a lot, so every you know why,
I mean, they don't get enough holidays.

Speaker 4 (01:51):
Yeah, maybe he's got to stick it out.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
Man.

Speaker 4 (01:54):
You do remember last year didn't go on holiday.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
Has been here for ever, he gets no holidays.

Speaker 3 (02:01):
It's amazing. He insists on that contract negotiation.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
Yea.

Speaker 3 (02:06):
The dealers with me on holidays is I'll do less holidays.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
As long as the fellows get more.

Speaker 3 (02:12):
As long as the fellows get more and you pay
me less, that's the Dealah, okay, okay, Speaking of holidays.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
Hip hop holidays a hip hop holiday, Jason, what about
a hip hop holiday?

Speaker 3 (02:30):
Speaking of holidays? Booking a car yesterday? What a fucking
pilava because we're driving from Sydney to Melbourne.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
I want you to just fly straight there?

Speaker 3 (02:43):
Well no, because you know it's a roadie man.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
See you on a bus?

Speaker 3 (02:50):
Well yeah? The only thing about a bus the other
seniors is that my youngest daughter would not be a
fan of that. You know what I mean. I mean,
I don't even think she's going to be a fan
of the roadie.

Speaker 4 (03:02):
Talk us through booking a car and wire to Pilarva
because as far as every time I've done it, it's
pretty fucking easy.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
Only thinks. I'm sorry Jose to interact.

Speaker 3 (03:12):
That's fine man, Just do you think.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
The only thing that's pilavora is the cost? I hate
the cost.

Speaker 3 (03:16):
Well it's not cheap, I'll give you that.

Speaker 4 (03:19):
Aside from the cost, let's just jump in here. That's
the pretty straightforward.

Speaker 3 (03:25):
That's the fit. Are you saying my wife's brain?

Speaker 4 (03:29):
You put stop trying to put your filthy words in
my mouth.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
You don't have to read between the lines on that one.

Speaker 3 (03:35):
I won't be putting my words in your mouth, Keezy,
I know you're putting its disgusting. See this.

Speaker 2 (03:40):
I thought it was going to be.

Speaker 3 (03:41):
Yeah, first it's just all the fucking insurance and there
there's all these fucking hidden things everywhere.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
What are you talking about costs?

Speaker 3 (03:56):
So yeah, I am talking about cost and you just
go what the fuck?

Speaker 4 (04:00):
Actually, in New Zealand and Australia it is kind of
a rip off. In Europe, brain, you wouldn't know where
you see it's a polarva. It's like, oh it sounds
like cost, Yeah, it's expensive.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
Fuck you.

Speaker 4 (04:12):
The whole Archy Big Show week days from four on
Radio Hurarchy the Wcky Big Show Podcast. But in Europe
it's like, you know, the rentals over there are so
fucking ship as they should be.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
You get a cheap shitter for like I don't know that.

Speaker 4 (04:27):
Yeah, seventy bucks a day or maybe even less fifty
bucks a day.

Speaker 2 (04:30):
I've got a mate, Sorry, Jase, you want to finish
your round?

Speaker 3 (04:33):
Well no, it's just you know, things like excess and
there's a six thousand dollars excess and then.

Speaker 4 (04:37):
Six thousand dollars excess and it's like, what did.

Speaker 3 (04:40):
You do to it? We didn't take that deal. We away,
but they say, ah, you pay that and then you
can apply to get it refunded. And I was like,
I'm not fucking doing that. Yeah, it's just bullshit.

Speaker 4 (04:54):
Was it an exis exis?

Speaker 2 (04:56):
Yes, six greme, isn't it. That's a good little scam
that got down the other.

Speaker 3 (05:00):
And it's and it was that, and then you for
us to, you know, to to give it back to you.

Speaker 4 (05:07):
You pay after you've crashed, and you need to use
your insurance.

Speaker 2 (05:10):
Exactly, but nobody is forcing you to do it. Then
you can take it, take it to leave it.

Speaker 3 (05:15):
But you cannot have anything insurance whatsoever.

Speaker 4 (05:19):
No, no, no, But why would you pay it now for
six grades?

Speaker 2 (05:23):
Man?

Speaker 3 (05:23):
No, you don't pay it now, but if you were
to have an accent, you would have to pay it.
Say it, you apply, and then you apply to get
it back again. It's like funk off.

Speaker 4 (05:32):
That sounds like the cheapest selection. To be fair, what
kind of car do you need?

Speaker 3 (05:37):
And then we've gone for some sort of Toyota Starlett. No,
it's like an s u V of some description.

Speaker 2 (05:44):
Peek over the top of the then we're steering wheel.

Speaker 3 (05:49):
Now now we've got the girls onto it and we're
going to find that, you know where we're stopping along
the way and the old in the bus.

Speaker 2 (05:59):
I've done it, drive have you.

Speaker 3 (06:01):
Yeah, it's about eight hours, nine hours, it's but we're
going to stop halfway and then and then our girls
are meeting us halfway, Me and me halfway.

Speaker 2 (06:13):
That's difference.

Speaker 3 (06:14):
Bro.

Speaker 4 (06:15):
You should get a little bus, but not like a
full size inter city sort of bus, one of those
ones that are just bigger than events.

Speaker 2 (06:20):
One of those. They used to have some kind of
porno bus over in the US. Weird people that make
love and a bus, the love bus. Maybe it's cooled keys,
you know.

Speaker 4 (06:28):
For some reason in my head that just popped in
my head, it was called bus and nut.

Speaker 3 (06:34):
What is.

Speaker 2 (06:37):
Well?

Speaker 3 (06:37):
You know, as I see our youngest daughters traveling with us,
so there will be no banging on the bus, all right,
fucking pull your heads in cross.

Speaker 2 (06:48):
I get the feeling she's gonna not go.

Speaker 4 (06:53):
It's a conundrum for who because podcasts are not going.

Speaker 3 (06:56):
Because she she was genuinely she was outraged and disgusted
by our cat cha yeah, and she said.

Speaker 2 (07:09):
You hasn't been on Instagram? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (07:12):
Yeah, they make love you know.

Speaker 3 (07:14):
Oh you know with your cat when you're making loving
the cats watching.

Speaker 1 (07:17):
You ah, and she said what yeah, and loves it,
and she was just disgusted.

Speaker 4 (07:30):
What did you say?

Speaker 3 (07:32):
I'll tell you what she said. You guys keep chatting.

Speaker 2 (07:36):
Okay, Kesey, how are you?

Speaker 3 (07:37):
I am good?

Speaker 2 (07:38):
That is good. This is what happens when I well,
I wake up at three o'clock in the morning, actually,
and then I got to thinking, unfortunately, got to a pondering,
and then I got to say, I know it wasn't good.
It wasn't good at all. It took a while to
get back to sleep, and then I wake up again
a quarterbacks four, then at five. It's not bad, not bad.
That's why we're sleep off head.

Speaker 4 (07:59):
That's pretty good.

Speaker 2 (08:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (08:01):
I have just been all week out to it, which
is great, and just waking up right in the middle
of the deepest part of my sleep, and every time
it's just like, fuck breakfast.

Speaker 3 (08:10):
Here's what she said, it's.

Speaker 2 (08:13):
Like breakfast round. We're right in the middle of sleep. Check.

Speaker 3 (08:15):
Yeah, it's fucking brief. Yes, tedious as flat.

Speaker 4 (08:18):
Yesterday, same thing. As soon as I stepped out of
the studio that I was like, yeah, fuck your breakfast
rule breakfast.

Speaker 2 (08:23):
Fucking rule.

Speaker 3 (08:25):
It is good when you see everyone coming to work
and you get.

Speaker 2 (08:28):
Yours is based on what do you call it, shadon freud. Well,
you know you take joy in other people's misery. I there,
comeing to work and you're going home. It doesn't occur
to me. I'm just stoked on and I keep on
throughout the day remembering, oh fuck, I don't have to
go to work.

Speaker 4 (08:43):
But the issue I have is when it gets to
eight point fifty pm, Oh yeah, is the time I
should go to bed to get eight hours of sleep.
And at like eight fifty pm, just saales on pass
and I'm like, well.

Speaker 3 (08:55):
I'm doing about nine, nine, nine thirty, and I'm just
allowing body to dictate because it's been good because when
I do finally go to bed, I'm fucking tired. Here's
what she said, you are revoked from jazz watching. I
just saw your reel about here watching. I am sick

(09:18):
to my stomach. You traumatized your grandchild your grandchild, and
I went haha, and my wife said, can absolutely vouch
that that whole segment is not a true story.

Speaker 2 (09:38):
It's so funny.

Speaker 4 (09:41):
Why is she denying it? You have on here and
man never right today, they're fucking is that the news,
that's ads the news are starting at.

Speaker 3 (10:00):
That that ship flocks me off man, that's you know what
that means. That means an extra voice break for us
in that hour.

Speaker 4 (10:10):
It means one minute thirty of our show. So what's
happened there at least, Jase is it's just because of
the music overnight. It automatically, it justs itself and it
just so happens. It's when you're coming out of another
show and that happens.

Speaker 3 (10:22):
And you're like, you come out of another show and
they're eight minutes after doing an hour show.

Speaker 4 (10:30):
Hey listen to the Big Show four or seven weekdays
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