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June 8, 2026 10 mins

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
For all you med bastards loving the Big Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Get Up Even Closer.

Speaker 3 (00:06):
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Speaker 4 (00:11):
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get a fel.

Speaker 3 (00:18):
Hello, it seems getting up even closer on TikTok or
what are you on TikTok?

Speaker 2 (00:22):
Radio Hurd Hockey is ye?

Speaker 3 (00:24):
Is it going great? Guns man? Millions people?

Speaker 1 (00:28):
Do you guys have it on your phone?

Speaker 3 (00:30):
TikTok? I've got it on there, but I never go
on there.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
I don't.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
You're the man.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
I am such the man, touch the man, Such the man.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
Moggy is your black hoodie?

Speaker 3 (00:41):
It's black hoodie Monday, coody Monday. Yeah, I see that. Jays,
you've got your Nike one beck On, good on your brother?

Speaker 1 (00:46):
Yeah, what it was?

Speaker 4 (00:47):
It? Just the other one is Marino, but it's a
lot thinner and it's quite warm enough.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
This one's a bit warmer and and it really sucks.

Speaker 3 (00:59):
Onto a was days. You got a nice couple of
their tips.

Speaker 4 (01:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
I got some good busy action going on.

Speaker 3 (01:04):
She was so good.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
Good weekend, man.

Speaker 4 (01:08):
I had a was kind of a weekend of two halves?

Speaker 1 (01:13):
Was it for me? Kind of good and kind of.

Speaker 4 (01:18):
Ship and it's pretty standy then, yeah, kind of standy.

Speaker 3 (01:21):
What was a good bit? Just kidding? What was the
ship bit?

Speaker 4 (01:24):
The ship that was Friday night which really got in
my guat the show.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
Yes, it well, and it affected my Saturday morning.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
So then was debacle o God ruined the whole weekend?

Speaker 4 (01:37):
No, No, I'm very good at going get over yourself
and get on with it because it was nothing.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
It was nothing at the end of the day.

Speaker 5 (01:45):
Well, what about when you your wife asked you to
not boil her milk so much, and then she admitted.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
To us that you went weird for two d two days?

Speaker 1 (01:52):
Bullshit ship?

Speaker 3 (01:57):
There is no history of your wife lying to us
and so and so. On the other hand, I can honestly.

Speaker 6 (02:06):
Say it's calling something else.

Speaker 4 (02:08):
I can honestly say that made me laugh too, because
it is a bullshit.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
Okay, two days, I don't think.

Speaker 3 (02:19):
Here's the thing. I bet if we got her in
the room and asked her about it, things will get
real uncomfortable, real quick.

Speaker 4 (02:24):
Well, I can tell you that it would be a
real blow up in our relationship for anything to last
for two days.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
Yeah, because I don't I can't. I won't do it.
I'll go no, no, you'll just shut off.

Speaker 3 (02:38):
I just won't talk.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
Even if I have to copy it, I'll copy it.

Speaker 4 (02:46):
Let's deal with this, Let's get it done, ye man.

Speaker 3 (02:49):
Yeah, because she's the unreasonable one and you're just trying
to sort it out.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
She can be unreasonable.

Speaker 3 (02:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:55):
Well yeah, Look, I can't believe how dishonest she's like.
That's what I'm taking away from the line. Yes, it's
such a shame.

Speaker 4 (03:01):
She's quite humorous, my wife, and that was her humor.
Can right, So she knew you would love that.

Speaker 5 (03:08):
But also the issue is that it came just after
she said you said vaping, and then you said yeah, good,
and then she said what you're vaping?

Speaker 2 (03:17):
Boom truth followed.

Speaker 3 (03:20):
And by the way, milk, he's an abusive partner.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (03:25):
Can I just say that it was never burning her milk,
It was just that she didn't like it that hard.

Speaker 3 (03:31):
I don't think the people care me, and they just
said it's the same thing.

Speaker 5 (03:35):
Last night, asked me to not make her tea so
hot because she says, oh, and this is a sign
that a woman is getting older. All older women whenever
they a tea or a coffee, it has to be
really fucking hot, and if it's not, they are annoyed

(03:56):
by it.

Speaker 2 (03:57):
Oh, this isn't even hot. Have you noticed it?

Speaker 3 (03:59):
No?

Speaker 1 (04:00):
I thought you just said you made it too hot.

Speaker 5 (04:02):
Yes, And so my wife said, oh, I've noticed something
about me. Now, I like, I have to have my
tea really hot. And so I was like, okay, I'll
make it and then I'll put it in the microwave
for an extra twenty seconds.

Speaker 2 (04:12):
Started doing that.

Speaker 3 (04:13):
Especially want to hold her now she doesn't want to ask.

Speaker 5 (04:15):
And now she's like, hey, can you stop making it
as hot? And I'm like oh, and then I.

Speaker 3 (04:18):
Make I know you and make it yourself territory.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
Why that was the last time you spoke to her?

Speaker 5 (04:23):
One day one of a three day silent treatment, which Jason.

Speaker 3 (04:27):
So she knows, Yeah, totally, she's got to learn, man,
So you got to shut up for a few days, totally.

Speaker 5 (04:31):
H Jace was like, to be honest, he's if that
was me, I'd get with about three days of just
being a little bit weird and sulky and then yeah,
I don't hear you.

Speaker 3 (04:41):
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Speaker 4 (04:49):
I actually the truth of it is I can't abide myself.
So are sulking, and yet I know I really can't.
I like the one good thing, I will say myself.

Speaker 3 (05:00):
No it's not the one thing. It's one of a
billion about yourself.

Speaker 1 (05:04):
That I will not.

Speaker 4 (05:05):
I don't so I used to don't get me wrong,
moody fucker. Now I'm like, no, no, get over.

Speaker 3 (05:11):
I learned that off my mum. My mom is a
real silent treatment. Yes, I got some good things as well,
though she can't abide fat people. She was she would
always fat shame ass, not fat shame ass, but fat
shame is probably yourself or just as she didn't. There's
a bit of chat around it anyway, to the point
where I've got no space for it in my own life.

(05:32):
So I stay healthy ish, you know what I mean,
outside of the smoke in the cities. So that was
a good thing.

Speaker 2 (05:37):
Your mum had a long lasting effect on you.

Speaker 3 (05:38):
She has, which is good. You want that and that's
a positive one. But the other one, but the under
the thing that probably isn't good is the is the
silent treatment thing, which is a cycle. I'm trying to
break Well.

Speaker 2 (05:50):
That's loud treatment.

Speaker 1 (05:51):
It is a very sort of manipulative.

Speaker 3 (05:54):
Well, it's just a sukie. It's a sky, that's what
I mean. And that's what when I say it.

Speaker 4 (05:59):
Yeah, I can't abide myself in that state. And it's
just like no, I'm not I'm not going to sell
and so I will force myself out of the depths
of despair and rage that.

Speaker 1 (06:17):
And just get on with it, you know.

Speaker 4 (06:18):
As we say on the show, anthem sort of, you know,
just just get on with it.

Speaker 2 (06:27):
I've got this.

Speaker 3 (06:28):
This in the world ain't number one?

Speaker 6 (06:31):
Does this?

Speaker 2 (06:32):
Does this work? Is sort of national anthem music.

Speaker 4 (06:35):
It's very important to acknowledge the things you do well
in your life. Sure, just interesting on the fat shaming thing.
My my wife's really harsh on that. If I body
shame myself, she'll come down pretty hard on me.

Speaker 3 (06:51):
Look at what's happened though, you've blown out.

Speaker 5 (06:54):
Jase looks identical to when he started. I think we
all kind of do. No, I look older, but I'm
a bit we all we all look five years but
you look the same, like well.

Speaker 4 (07:05):
You know, you know why it is keys he is
because you see me every day and so when you
see someone every day, you don't notice them changing.

Speaker 1 (07:12):
It's like when you grow old.

Speaker 4 (07:14):
With your mates or with your partner, you don't really
notice them changing.

Speaker 2 (07:17):
I've noticed my wife getting a lot of old anymore.

Speaker 5 (07:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (07:22):
No, it's the opposite.

Speaker 2 (07:23):
She really needs it to be hot, said she doesn't.
But then I was too hot.

Speaker 6 (07:28):
She's like, who am I freaking? Howdy Jay's wife?

Speaker 4 (07:30):
Can you down?

Speaker 1 (07:32):
Now? She doesn't like it too hot?

Speaker 3 (07:34):
My wife.

Speaker 5 (07:35):
So she's not like, but you were obviously burning it
though you were going to I will clarify I never
burnt milk.

Speaker 3 (07:45):
Here's a sitting team.

Speaker 1 (07:47):
There's a sitting.

Speaker 3 (07:49):
She's calling you Bernie at Bernie are out at Bernie's
where he doesn't say anything.

Speaker 2 (07:57):
Bernie Sanders, that's a.

Speaker 1 (08:02):
Do you think that?

Speaker 4 (08:03):
I mean, in terms of your partners, do they get moody,
they get silent.

Speaker 5 (08:08):
I've noticed about my wife. She's the very She gets
quite a grocery with flashes of.

Speaker 3 (08:14):
Being like, oh yeah, well that's what like the teeth
comes funny normal, Yeah, because they appended there. They're bottling
everything up and they're frustration and hatred for you, and
then when it eventually comes out, it's it's usually at
the most well, it's an explosion as opposed to a conversation,
and it's usually about something so pedestrian. The reaction to

(08:37):
it is so big and well, this can't this is
not about this, surely it must be about my cheating.

Speaker 1 (08:42):
Yeah. Maybe I think in terms of your wife so easy.
I think I'm like her pressure velve. When she gives
me a call and she can blend all that ship out.

Speaker 2 (08:52):
That's good, that's good, you know.

Speaker 1 (08:55):
So I take one for the team in that regard.

Speaker 3 (08:58):
How long is this for? Three years? Too long.

Speaker 2 (09:03):
Of the show.

Speaker 5 (09:04):
So I appreciate that, you man, But like I do this,
there's this thing that really pursses my wife off, which
is the cheating.

Speaker 2 (09:12):
She'll be in bed and I'll be coming to bed, and.

Speaker 5 (09:15):
I'll Tao woman, and I'll turn the Yeah, I'll turn
the bedroom light off. And then it's just petch black
in our room. And she's sitting in bed and she
the lights which she can't find the light switch on
the wall next to her to turn the little reading
light on, and it's just and I'm just standing quietly
it's slowly making my way around to her side of
the bed to like fucking hates it.

Speaker 2 (09:34):
She's just like, stop it, turn the light.

Speaker 3 (09:38):
That's good?

Speaker 1 (09:39):
Is that real?

Speaker 6 (09:40):
Weird?

Speaker 1 (09:40):
You don't like to be seen now.

Speaker 6 (09:50):
It's because Terry. Terry tells me.

Speaker 5 (09:51):
To do it a good times fellas.

Speaker 4 (09:57):
I'm not hungry now, but I know I will be,
you know, having today and I just couldn't be fucked
getting food. Oh I found a great food discovery, Kesy,
What what about you?

Speaker 3 (10:07):
Have you heard of re Biggie Korean?

Speaker 1 (10:13):
It's fucking the bomb.

Speaker 4 (10:14):
Right next to eating noodles. Actually, yeah, all right, hey.

Speaker 2 (10:19):
Listen to the Big Show four or seven weekdays radio.

Speaker 6 (10:21):
Hurdarck. You good eating
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