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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:07):
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Speaker 3 (00:18):
Would you be to do a disclaimer here right from
the top? This first time we've ever introed with the disclaimer,
So if you've got kids in the car, if you're sensitive,
just skip this one.
Speaker 4 (00:27):
Yeah, And the reason Jace isn't here right now is
because he's currently in the toilet doing a steamer.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Was he was, so we've done breakfast this morning. It's
the first time doing breakfast for a little bit there,
and so eventhing's a little bit out of whack, isn't
it all your your routine? So Jason was absolutely clinging on,
barely clinging on for the last hour and a half
of the show, just constantly going, oh my god, of.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
Gone to take And the other funny thing for the
listeners to is ten o'clock we finish our show. We
didn't say we're going to do our outro, and then
Mogi has a meeting over the road at ten fifteen. Yeah,
but Jason is like, I definitely need to go toilet.
Mogi's like, I.
Speaker 5 (01:09):
Guess what, so do I I seduced. We do a
side by side.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Jase doesn't want to do that because he said, in
his word, it's going to be an absolute shocker.
Speaker 5 (01:17):
It is.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
He said, I have got a massive ship in my asss.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Just losing the plot. It's just just the way, what
a way to describe it.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
The way we're describing it is because Moggie's gonna have
this meeting and he's changing to business Moggie and we were.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Like, Delarious, you should just walk in there and just
be very upfront.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
I look my own as with you. I've got a
massive shit in my ass, right, so we just need
to move.
Speaker 5 (01:46):
This thing along, right, We're gonna we've got to kind
of deal here. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (01:51):
Do you guys even get to sew tailbone from sitting down?
Speaker 5 (01:55):
Saw tailbone? And the only time.
Speaker 7 (01:58):
Yeah, sorry, that's really the whole time. It's my funny,
that's gross.
Speaker 6 (02:09):
The only time that I was familiar with the setailburn
feeling was when I was in Vietnam or the hard.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Okay, definitely look at the reactions.
Speaker 6 (02:24):
I'm gonna sew a tail bun from sitting there in there,
which is rare because I do it.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
And you were this isn't a joke. You were riding
birch in Vietnam.
Speaker 6 (02:32):
Yeah, one hundred percent on the back of that thing
and going over all the bumps and stuffs, and look.
Speaker 5 (02:39):
Paper man, we've we've covered for your brother.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Can I go now?
Speaker 5 (02:50):
Which one did you go in?
Speaker 1 (02:52):
The the third one? There's someone's still in there. He
was in there when I was in the third one
from the head the same time, you know how from
the mirror, So don't use my one. Yeah, yeah, furthest
from the mirror, not just to the handicap.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Yeah, next to the real radio.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Yeah. Yeah, it's good.
Speaker 6 (03:15):
Podcasting was made all good though.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
That was urgent.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
It was it.
Speaker 6 (03:21):
Yeah, I've never seen you lose sort of composer like
that when it comes to the toilet, because you don't
even fart in front of your wife and.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
In front of us, in front of the nation on
this podcast.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
It was just like my hot pot was suddenly upon me.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
How was it hot pot last night?
Speaker 1 (03:38):
It was really good, man, I really want to try it.
It's so I know I bang on about it. It's
so fucking good. You choose all your own ingredients. The
soup is amazing. And it's just delicious. Can I team backs?
Last night?
Speaker 6 (03:55):
Fourteen is pretty good. Actually, I can't really argue with that. Yes,
that's because you're the buffet one, which means unlimited, and
that's thirty five, but you choose. You can have as
much of whatever you want, but they charge you if
you leave food waste. So they have a sign up
this year, and i'ven't even seen it in action. I've
seen food left behind.
Speaker 5 (04:16):
That's great.
Speaker 6 (04:17):
Yeah, it is good policy, it's really good. But if
it's two hundred grams, it's like a twenty dollars wow fee.
And then if it's four hundred, it's like forty bucks.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
That's a great way something like that, because that's what
people do. They make gutses of themselves and they fill
up and then they go, actually, I've actually got way
too much food here. Yeah you would, no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Let me finish.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
I'm a shock if we going to a buffet and
then just wanting to eat like the pizza and all
that sort of ship, whereas my wife's anting all the seafood,
whereas I don't really like prawns and oysters and shit,
yeah I go seafood too, Yeah, but then you get
goute no, and then.
Speaker 6 (04:53):
You have to ship in the middle of your show.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
What was in the middle of the show. It was
the end of the show, all right in there.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
The Archy Big Show week days from four on Radio
Hierarchy with a Warchy Big Show podcast. What are you
gonna do for the rest of the day, Jo's I'm interested?
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Seriously, man, No, Joe, I was pretty crooked last night.
I had a headache. I had a bit of a toothache,
I was coughing, I'd lost my voice.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
I was up, so it is your tooth better now?
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Just yes, but it's my head's very sore. But then
got up at eleven twenty pm and I was just like,
oh fuck man, and then kind of got back to
a fitty kind of sleep and then woke up at
two and that was me.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
How do you go, pugs, because you usually wake up
heaps as well, usually I do.
Speaker 6 (05:45):
Last night I caught up with a mate who needed
to catch up and I had a couple of beers.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Yeah, I had a glass.
Speaker 6 (05:53):
I had like three low card beers and like a
bit of food or whatever, and then got home at
like maybe not mind thirty.
Speaker 5 (06:01):
That's pretty good.
Speaker 6 (06:03):
I sleep by ten thirty. I would say I was
asleep and then I wake at four.
Speaker 5 (06:09):
I woke up at four.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Two year, I woke up at four.
Speaker 6 (06:11):
When on my phone burned my rittenas for an hour
and then got up.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Yeah, it was awesome.
Speaker 5 (06:15):
That's good.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Old Mogi's back.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
You guys.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Yeah, I take a while.
Speaker 5 (06:20):
When I do peas well. Actually, Jace, great time. And
then and I've got you to think. You got me
to think, oh god, I went into the toilet, Jace.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Oh why are you sitting that photo through?
Speaker 6 (06:35):
Are you fucking see the previous discussed in my fucking iPhone?
You that message? Is that yours?
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Is that your purse?
Speaker 3 (06:43):
Look at the time it was seem it's not possible
that it was mine.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
I'm not even opening that My bowl was clean a
sex of the You took.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
A photo of that? Did you flush it?
Speaker 5 (06:57):
When somebody commits a crime? Right? That's not mine? I'm
not James can go back.
Speaker 4 (07:02):
Just so you know, I've deleted it for me out
of the group. I don't need that in my phone.
That's fucking horrific. That does look like a hot pot steamer.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
It's not my My bowl was immaculate.
Speaker 5 (07:12):
Can I say, it's got written all over.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
The old calling card.
Speaker 5 (07:18):
Come on, man, what good stuff.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
I was going to get some brecky on the way
home and that's just totally fucked.
Speaker 5 (07:24):
I went into the disabled toilet and that and that
was what was there.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
Right.
Speaker 5 (07:30):
It's shocking, isn't it disgusting?
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Thanks for sharing.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
Just just confirming tomorrow for the potty and next week
you guys are going to take a ship in the
we'll see.
Speaker 5 (07:41):
How we're just working out of timing. Man, it's at
first time to do this, as I.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Say, actually this is it's a bit later than normal. Yeah.
Usually I have my coffee and then.
Speaker 5 (07:59):
And walk away flush.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
My wife will blush that.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Take a photo, send it to their It is amazing.
It is amazing what people leave behind. A seriously though,
there's many times I've just gone, what the fuck, man.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
It's pretty bad in there.
Speaker 6 (08:16):
And because they used to be public toilets, yes, but
now they're not.
Speaker 5 (08:19):
There's no it used to be the bus driver yea.
Speaker 6 (08:25):
It's still not great.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
They would just.
Speaker 4 (08:27):
Come in and park their bus up and then back
one out. It was fucked like, it was gross in there.
Speaker 6 (08:33):
So that even now some of the ship that I've
seen there. I have no time for like napkins in
the urinal.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
That bad? It actually is your problem.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
And then there was a guy that when I was
on it, So your mate that was in the adjacent.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Right, are still there still there?
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Have you still got that audio?
Speaker 4 (08:52):
Which one were you recorded of the guy on the
toilet the other day?
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Have you got on your phone right now?
Speaker 5 (08:57):
I don't know which one it will be.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
Because it's a bit good way to anyway, he's still
in there. He was still in there, and then he
left and didn't wash his hands.
Speaker 5 (09:08):
Shocking.
Speaker 4 (09:09):
It wasn't the guy that makes the food we sometimes eat,
was it?
Speaker 5 (09:12):
I couldn't see him.
Speaker 4 (09:13):
Yeah, So Mogie came in and he's like, hey, key,
you listen to this audio man, And then basically some
audio of someone.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Watching reels whilst in the toilet.
Speaker 5 (09:24):
And ripping and ripping as.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
I was going to watch.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
I was going to watch YouTube, but I didn't have
my glasses.
Speaker 6 (09:32):
What are you going to watch on YouTube while you Yeah,
when recording it was.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Like three days ago.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
I don't worry about it, MOI, It's all good.
Speaker 5 (09:42):
You sure you don't want to hear?
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Yeah, that's fine.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
People will want to hear it.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
I want to go to now.
Speaker 5 (09:49):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (09:50):
That's all right, we have to picture it. Audience, You're
welcome us tomorrow, Grosser step a podcast.
Speaker 5 (09:56):
I don't know, pretty faul.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
We opened with a disclaimer, a live disclaimer, so no
no pre record.
Speaker 5 (10:02):
Everyone needed j.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
What just because I was doing a couple of perfect jeers.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
What can I just say to you? You might want
to advise your family not to listen to that. Some
shocking things were said about you.
Speaker 4 (10:17):
The Steamer special it is. It is all four of
us tattoos are taking a well, there's four by side
and put pugs. You set up a little like microphone,
four mics in there.
Speaker 6 (10:30):
There's not enough time with the podcast for me to
get one out, and.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
You take photos and send it to the group chairs.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
So great must be given bit to some locks.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Man, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 4 (10:42):
Sorry, hey, listen to the Big Show tomorrow morning, six
a m Till ten, Bye, goodbye, bye bye