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January 28, 2026 10 mins

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:07):
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Speaker 3 (00:15):
Yeah man, yeah fellows new haircut?

Speaker 2 (00:19):
Man? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (00:20):
Well, I mean by definition, every haircut is new, isn't it.

Speaker 4 (00:24):
Oh jeez, I'm just pointing out something awesome that is awesome.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
You're right, you're right.

Speaker 3 (00:29):
Where'd you get it?

Speaker 1 (00:30):
At my local? He was good.

Speaker 5 (00:32):
Actually, there's something very nice about a big billy man
running his hand through your heir isn't here? So I
used to be kissing while I back in the day
quite twitchy when I got you know, my haircut. Now
it's like why, I don't know, because I was just
an nervous sort of.

Speaker 3 (00:52):
Even someone with a clipper was scary.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
The presence of another human being, It wasn't scary.

Speaker 5 (00:58):
It was just my natural internal working skittish, skittish, I
have little shakes.

Speaker 3 (01:04):
Right, And now your chill air is yeah, it's quite nice.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
What's it on your shirt today?

Speaker 3 (01:09):
It's the seagull shirt. That was it. It's a stork.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
Shit, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:12):
They are the storks.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
Love your beds, don't you.

Speaker 3 (01:17):
Mogi's trying has a new fit today, Jason, you noticed.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
That's got my well, this shirt I've had for a
year and a half was so it's just a graphic tea,
just a graphic tea. Man, it's not got Game of
Thrones written on it, sadly, but I fucking have that added.
And then I've got my sandals on as well, which
we've got to get a photo of. Yes, so you
get into details on that. And I fifty fifty on
on the sandals. No, I'm good as gold. I'm all in.

(01:41):
Pugs came and he gave me criticism, So we're going
to talk about that on are Wow. Yeah Away.

Speaker 5 (01:46):
That's coming from a person that wears boat shoes, thank you.

Speaker 4 (01:49):
But also that's coming from a person who traditionally is
nothing but complimentary and positive.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
Well, that's the thing I see term. Look, it's just
a difference in taste.

Speaker 1 (01:59):
What I mean, you feel good and that's all that matters.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
I don't feel good anymore because we can do it
on the show.

Speaker 5 (02:09):
He wears sort of like business slacks with boat shoes.

Speaker 3 (02:13):
Very corporate. You know, Pugs is very cool.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
He does this.

Speaker 5 (02:15):
Weird sort of half corporate and then tries to be
funky and cool on top.

Speaker 4 (02:21):
It's like the clothing vision of a mullet like business
at the front party of the like a.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
Radio clown, yes yeah, like a radio yeah, radio cloud.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
It's like he.

Speaker 5 (02:32):
He doesn't know, he can't make his mind up when
he gets changed.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
It's like a fucking chump.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
Am I going corporate? Am I going heap and kill?

Speaker 3 (02:40):
Or do I just flag all that? And just shot
up looking like a.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
Yeah man? So I wouldn't. I wouldn't. And I don't
know what it is with Pugs lately.

Speaker 5 (02:50):
He's been giving me so much ship and I just
get to the point now where I just go.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
I came in. I think it's because he's done his
dashes over I think he wants to. It's his head
doesn't over there, and he's going to get over there.

Speaker 3 (03:04):
Well, I mean, you know he's there, old Pugs Hodak.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
He is a stepping stone.

Speaker 3 (03:09):
And of course it's like when I applied for the
m Night Show.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
Yes you know I want to be a I forgot
about that.

Speaker 5 (03:16):
I'm only here so that I can lay the sort
of groundwork for z B.

Speaker 3 (03:22):
You want to get on zi B.

Speaker 5 (03:23):
Totally man, it's going to become a total right wing
nut job.

Speaker 3 (03:27):
Yeah, yeah, nice, Yeah, he's saying that. That's what Matt
Heather's no, no mad he's his own man, you reckon.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
He's quite right wing, that's all right.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
He told me how heavily lived he is, and then
I saw him when he's not, because then I saw
him hanging out with eight members of the National Partty.

Speaker 3 (03:46):
I think he just floats in between a floater. Yeah,
which is fair enough. What did you guys get up to?

Speaker 2 (03:53):
Hate you and your type? Key?

Speaker 3 (03:55):
My type? What's my type?

Speaker 2 (03:57):
Guys with mustachios?

Speaker 3 (04:00):
Fuck that guy? Did he seriously say that?

Speaker 2 (04:03):
He's been going on about it all week?

Speaker 3 (04:04):
Fuck?

Speaker 2 (04:05):
What with you? But you are in that group?

Speaker 3 (04:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (04:08):
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Radio Hurarchy, The Big Show Podcast.

Speaker 5 (04:17):
Speaking of nice shits, oh keys, he's really stepped out
of the box today.

Speaker 3 (04:23):
He sitt out of the box.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
Man, what have you been doing in the box? Causey
jack in.

Speaker 3 (04:27):
The box, jacket in the box.

Speaker 2 (04:29):
We're going to have to have a fear of discussion
about Matt Heath as well, because he's an ardent fan
of this podcast. Yes he is.

Speaker 3 (04:36):
He's going to say about why did Matt Heath.

Speaker 5 (04:40):
I wouldn't go so far as to say he's a
fascist or a Nazi or a Nazi. Let's just say
he's very right.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
Put it to you this way. He's got a very
short haircut. Yes, Now does that make him a skinny?
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (04:58):
I used I love Matt Heath, is what I used
to say before I found out about the mustache stuff.

Speaker 3 (05:03):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, like I used to he used
to be.

Speaker 2 (05:05):
He was saying that the mustache on a man, yeah,
should never be wider than the extremities of the left
and right nostril.

Speaker 3 (05:12):
Really yeah, far out.

Speaker 2 (05:16):
He's got some interesting views, man, oh, I know that's
what he's doing so well.

Speaker 4 (05:18):
Because before, like he was the reason I joined Hodaki. Yes,
I was like all the rest of those announces like
Hoidy j Lee or that I could take it to leave, Yes,
mad Heth. And when I find out he hates mustaches
unless they're what the width of your knows, Yeah, that's
an interesting look.

Speaker 2 (05:33):
Could you could you test that out?

Speaker 1 (05:36):
Just on that front, I've got to say, man, I.

Speaker 3 (05:39):
Love the idea of mat. He's just readily driving to
work listening to this guy.

Speaker 1 (05:42):
Fuck, yeah exactly.

Speaker 2 (05:44):
He's also giving up drinking. Do you know that about me?

Speaker 5 (05:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (05:47):
Yeah. Do you know who else doesn't drink?

Speaker 1 (05:49):
Probably a lot of people, Donald Trump? Oh yeah, Just
on the whole Hitler thing. I can't help.

Speaker 5 (05:57):
But notice when I get her here, you know they
I looked so like Adulf Hitler.

Speaker 3 (06:03):
Huh.

Speaker 5 (06:03):
It's really quite scary the way my hair sets when
they sort of flatten it all down.

Speaker 1 (06:08):
I go, oh my god, easy mustache.

Speaker 4 (06:12):
And mustache is not a Hitler of a stage. It's
completely the wrong close. But Adolf Hitler, he would tell
her over you.

Speaker 1 (06:23):
He was a big Yeah, I'm the same high as
him as well.

Speaker 3 (06:29):
Do you know I said Pugs?

Speaker 4 (06:32):
I sent Pugs the thing last night, and I was like,
I don't know why I realized it, but I saw
have you seen do you remember what Parker looks like
off Thunderbirds?

Speaker 2 (06:41):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (06:42):
I was like, that looks exactly that.

Speaker 2 (06:46):
I was like, I don't know when to use it's
a shock.

Speaker 3 (06:50):
I don't know when we're going.

Speaker 2 (06:51):
To use it. Believely, Jose, that's not a compliment.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
Yeah, yeah, that's and.

Speaker 2 (06:56):
He is a he's got a real deviant look to him.

Speaker 1 (07:00):
Isn't he really old looking?

Speaker 4 (07:01):
He's got a real picture robbery, has got a robbery
face driving his CARDI work.

Speaker 1 (07:10):
They said, well look I got to see. Oh come on, man,
I don't have.

Speaker 4 (07:17):
Messive tower of you.

Speaker 1 (07:23):
It's nothing like me.

Speaker 3 (07:25):
I have no idea.

Speaker 2 (07:26):
If you just put we're just going to zoom and
have you got to high clarity image?

Speaker 3 (07:33):
Parker Thunderbird in a good.

Speaker 2 (07:36):
Good little picture of the post. It will give you
something else to do when you're doing yeah, good stuff.

Speaker 3 (07:42):
I just I saw a photo of him and I
was like, oh my god.

Speaker 5 (07:45):
I get to a lot of people going to get
one is not accurate. Others I look at and I go, yeah, no,
I see it. I see it, But that one I
don't see it.

Speaker 4 (07:57):
How about this, we'll put it to bed. We'll run
a pole on it. Instagram story just does look like park.

Speaker 2 (08:03):
You cannot say that that does not look like Jase.

Speaker 1 (08:11):
Is the big pole today?

Speaker 3 (08:13):
That does Jase look like?

Speaker 2 (08:17):
Or is there Park from?

Speaker 3 (08:21):
And then if they vote yes to refer to.

Speaker 2 (08:27):
That is gold? Look at that? Look at that.

Speaker 5 (08:30):
I just don't see the resemblance. I don't know what
it was there. Don't worry about it. It's the same.

Speaker 3 (08:37):
It's not there. It's just a joke.

Speaker 2 (08:38):
Everybody gets it.

Speaker 3 (08:39):
I just think it's just it's such an interesting looking character.

Speaker 2 (08:43):
Park. It was really good.

Speaker 5 (08:50):
So is that our big pole today or your leather
sandals with slacks?

Speaker 2 (08:54):
Probably the sandals.

Speaker 3 (08:55):
Well we're on just a little bonus and we just
does like Park?

Speaker 2 (09:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (09:01):
Well yeah, And then is the caption for this this podcast?

Speaker 3 (09:06):
Is it hod j you Lid Special or Matt Heath
is Hitler.

Speaker 2 (09:12):
Question Mark King.

Speaker 3 (09:16):
Yeah, it's tough.

Speaker 2 (09:18):
You've got to leave Pugs with those big yeah.

Speaker 3 (09:20):
Yeah, he knows which ones to do.

Speaker 5 (09:22):
Yeah, well, he'll be fume and after we win in
this afternoon. So I don't trust and I always come
out worse in that regard.

Speaker 1 (09:30):
Either me or you will get the raw end of that.

Speaker 3 (09:32):
Keys Pugs, what is that?

Speaker 1 (09:36):
Because he always always find.

Speaker 2 (09:39):
Is that on the title of the parties, he edits.

Speaker 5 (09:42):
He edits in such a way to make it look
worse than it is or sound worse than it is.

Speaker 4 (09:48):
Yeah, most of the time it's pretty true to what's
been spoken. That flies by man tell you what four
minutes on five minutes on Matt Heath Natsy Thunderboots. I
should put out man, he's has probably gonna run a
reply on this, So he's welcome to come down here, Yeah,

(10:09):
to the party and explain. Open invitation has always made Yeah.

Speaker 2 (10:14):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (10:16):
Hey, listening to The Big show Man four seven week
days right now. Yeah, good listening
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