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June 3, 2026 9 mins

On today's poddy, imagine Jase in the costume.

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:16):
Fell Are we are we nailing that stick?

Speaker 3 (00:21):
Yeah? We've just been given a free of this. A
new place that's just opened up in the courtyard right
next to the officers here at enz in Me And
they specialize in juices and soups and well not soups,
broths broth.

Speaker 4 (00:35):
And they've given us.

Speaker 3 (00:36):
What is it, a tumoric ginger and chicken broth.

Speaker 4 (00:40):
Broth's bloody good idea to have going into winter, idea
really good idea. Well they panted it with a stick
mag then we'll be talking.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
Turmeric's annoying. I gets when you make a mess with turmeric.

Speaker 4 (00:54):
Fucking really very really use turmeric. In fact, I never
you should, Mogi.

Speaker 3 (00:59):
It's very it's very good for inflammation.

Speaker 4 (01:03):
Inflammation of that just your bodily parts, your penis, Oh thanks, Honker.

Speaker 3 (01:10):
Doesn't seem to affect me there, though I did once
have a yellow erection.

Speaker 4 (01:16):
Oh you jaundice it was Yeah, I just.

Speaker 3 (01:21):
I just can't.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
Not on this line.

Speaker 4 (01:24):
This has been filmed for YouTube Fellers, where as you
call it poo.

Speaker 3 (01:33):
My wife, Mauf gave blood today.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
My wife gave blood.

Speaker 3 (01:40):
And here's the thing. She she couldn't do it for
ages because she was over in England when they had
cow disease, and she's one of those people that loves
this sort of ship.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
Does she have mad cow disease?

Speaker 3 (01:54):
She didn't have it.

Speaker 4 (01:54):
No, you were saying that that's your nickname at home.

Speaker 5 (01:57):
Yeah, I was trying to figure out a way to
make that joke without being lefensive.

Speaker 4 (02:02):
You're saying that your wife's a mad cat.

Speaker 3 (02:05):
Now that I realize that this is going on YouTube,
I might change direction here.

Speaker 4 (02:09):
Why nobody watches it?

Speaker 3 (02:11):
Yeah, well that's true.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
Well, why don't we discuss.

Speaker 4 (02:13):
How it's not growing on Youtubezy? Can you help me
with them?

Speaker 5 (02:16):
But it's growing on YouTube. It's fucking going great guns,
as Jason would say, fill your boots man.

Speaker 3 (02:21):
Yeah, it's about five hundred views.

Speaker 4 (02:23):
Well, I guess it's because we don't do it every day.

Speaker 3 (02:26):
A couple of lives.

Speaker 4 (02:27):
It is also the couple of couple of likes.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
The content's pretty average.

Speaker 4 (02:30):
Too, well, the contents fucking Yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:35):
Should we discuss last night in a way that's delicate.
That won't freak Pugs out.

Speaker 4 (02:40):
Pugs are just going to suck it up.

Speaker 5 (02:41):
And so so just before the show last night, I
was thinking it on the way here. I feel like
we should address it because it's funny. But we're doing
a very professional We can do.

Speaker 4 (02:53):
Whatever we want. Lay yourself to her.

Speaker 3 (02:57):
Pugs will just have to live with it.

Speaker 4 (02:58):
Man.

Speaker 3 (02:59):
He that's what we say.

Speaker 4 (03:00):
No he does.

Speaker 3 (03:01):
Have you ever heard have you ever heard the word talent?
That's what we.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
Are not around here.

Speaker 3 (03:08):
And Pugs if he doesn't like it, he can come
and have a word to the talent.

Speaker 5 (03:13):
The whole Archy Big Show week days from four on
Radio Hierarchy, They Big Show Podcast. So last night, right,
we have this meeting before the show, the radio show,
and it's hey for the Day of Low which is
coming up, raising money and awareness for Bell cancer.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
We're doing it up the Skytale, very exciting.

Speaker 4 (03:32):
First break, Boss said, now we need to point out
that Pugson was leading this meeting and our boss and
you went there for this peg Son Toddy Ozzy Toddy,
the mad prick, that's what his nickname is around the joint.
And he said that Pegs has been working on it
all day. Yep, that's what he said. And that's not

(03:52):
not a word of a lie. That's what he said.
Did he Actually he did. And then I also said
that he was using it, that you were using the whiteboard, Pugs,
because he says he uses the white board, so it's
nice to see somebody else use it. Yes, he had met.

Speaker 2 (04:06):
Lots of stuff written up there, and there was that you, Pugs.

Speaker 5 (04:09):
I wrote it up because it seemed very convoluted and
it was very last minute and just yeah, to be clear,
you know, and it was last minute, and that was
an interesting thing. Is So on the way in to work,
we get a text blah blah blah, goh this song
with the skytower.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
Great, come and have a meeting Pugs.

Speaker 4 (04:23):
Isn't there?

Speaker 5 (04:23):
Todd sees, hey, Pugs has been working really hard on
this Fellers all day and he's been on the whiteboard.
So what happened was basically it was like, hey, can
you integrate into the show the fact that we're going
to light the skytower up?

Speaker 4 (04:35):
All right?

Speaker 5 (04:36):
Well, you're cool, And then maybe it's a big pole
because the person who lights the sky tower up, we'll
also get to wear a wacky costume.

Speaker 4 (04:42):
You dressed up like a building, and I'll be honest
with you, it's really funny. It was really really fun
I would have been happy to wear that. So silly,
so stupid.

Speaker 5 (04:50):
And then right literally thirty seconds, we're about to go
live on here, We're about to do the big Pole.
Who has to wear the costume and push the button?

Speaker 4 (04:57):
We're on here?

Speaker 2 (04:58):
No, it was like and he was in Pugs on
the phone to the guy, and when.

Speaker 3 (05:01):
We were he.

Speaker 4 (05:03):
Was when we found out that we didn't get to
do that.

Speaker 5 (05:07):
As we were alive on there, we were like, ship, okay,
just give us the thumbs up or thumbs down, Pugs.
And then as we're on here, Pugs on the phone
says for he makes the executive decision, which is fair
enough to go no, no, can't do on the costume fellas,
which meant we were then doing.

Speaker 4 (05:19):
A Edmund coming from the other end.

Speaker 2 (05:22):
Yes, that's right, which is pretty standard.

Speaker 4 (05:24):
At that point, I thought that was the end of
the Big Pole. Yes, sad we got the thumbs down.

Speaker 5 (05:28):
The thumbs down, but then we still had we still
was like, okay, so we're going to do the big Pole.
It just turned into who gets to push the button
vote on the Instagram there and all of us after
we went off here, we were just like, no one
gives a fuck who pushes the button?

Speaker 2 (05:43):
Like it's all about the costume.

Speaker 3 (05:46):
I will I thought it was funny in the end
up being really funny. I will say that Pugs just
loved his Julius Caesar moment of the thumbs down, didn't
he He was all he was.

Speaker 4 (06:00):
Saying, because the guy was was sweet as well.

Speaker 3 (06:02):
Yeah, he was saying, it's fine, and punks just like,
you know what, fuck that man thumbs down? He dies?

Speaker 4 (06:12):
Yeah, and it was funny in the end. One of
the lamer really the lameless big pole of all times. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (06:19):
So if you're listening and you're like, I literally don't
care about this big pole, just know.

Speaker 4 (06:22):
That we felt the same way because it's.

Speaker 2 (06:26):
The skytail is cool, a big pole. As to who
gets to do it, who gets to push the button?

Speaker 4 (06:31):
Anybody to get pationate about that, oh pushes the button?

Speaker 3 (06:38):
I don't know what you guys are talking about. I
was fizzing, man, and I got to wear the hat.
That was funny, the skytower hat.

Speaker 5 (06:47):
That was the funniest part on the way out there,
was a hat there. We're just like, should we make
how they have to wear his hat?

Speaker 4 (06:52):
When you do, it's go mate, And it suited you
down to the ground. I have to say it was great.

Speaker 2 (06:57):
Wasn't it a little fedora or a feather and rob Hood?

Speaker 4 (07:00):
Yeah you did.

Speaker 2 (07:02):
I don't know that.

Speaker 4 (07:02):
Robin Hood a.

Speaker 3 (07:05):
Very camp Robin Hood.

Speaker 4 (07:06):
Yeah, it's gross. It's going to beat that. Well.

Speaker 3 (07:11):
I was going to get into some wife chat here,
but we've sort of run out of time, and maybe
I'll do it on the show. No, it's not something
I want to I'm scared of your wife.

Speaker 4 (07:19):
I'm just scared of her.

Speaker 2 (07:19):
Man Like, surely you're not being like it's just having
a bit of fun, right.

Speaker 3 (07:24):
Well, this is the thing. I was having a bit
of fun with her today on the old chat and
she didn't take it as fun.

Speaker 2 (07:31):
It's because your fun is just being annoying.

Speaker 4 (07:34):
But that was fun.

Speaker 3 (07:35):
But that that is fun. But I wasn't actually being annoying.
I was being sexy.

Speaker 4 (07:40):
It sounds annoying. That gross.

Speaker 2 (07:42):
It sounds real gross.

Speaker 3 (07:43):
Yeah, I suppose it is pretty gross.

Speaker 4 (07:44):
Really, isn't it what you're doing? Do you think can
I read it? You know?

Speaker 3 (07:47):
Well, I was going to read it out, but I'll
do it on the show.

Speaker 4 (07:55):
Better.

Speaker 2 (07:57):
It should we all send a sixty text to our
life and see he gets the best.

Speaker 3 (08:01):
It's not it's not sick.

Speaker 4 (08:04):
It was it was jokes.

Speaker 2 (08:06):
I reckon.

Speaker 5 (08:07):
We should all seen the same text to our wives
at the same time that says, hey, how about you
and need to not or something like that, wink wink,
and then just see who gets the best response.

Speaker 2 (08:18):
I think that would be funny.

Speaker 3 (08:19):
I've already sort of blown my kind of chance.

Speaker 4 (08:22):
Would probably be funny, but my wife probably wouldn't think
it was funny. That would be the issue. And I
know how commably are not offending them?

Speaker 3 (08:34):
Well, my wife just replied to why don't.

Speaker 4 (08:36):
We just call them up and talk? You know, yeah,
but don't let them know that they're alive.

Speaker 3 (08:41):
On my wife three our little conversation. I said, well,
but thank you, You've just given me some good content,
and she was like, well, I'm nothing of not good
content upside down smiley faces.

Speaker 4 (08:55):
Fine, it's good, that's great. She's goaded.

Speaker 2 (08:57):
That's yeah.

Speaker 3 (08:59):
I might as well not even go home tonight. You
know what I'm saying, Fellow, I wouldn't be surprised if
she just went, you know, fuck you, man. I don't
know why you should reward her.

Speaker 2 (09:10):
I just can't imagine being scared of my wife.

Speaker 3 (09:13):
I'm not scared of my wife.

Speaker 2 (09:15):
I didn't say.

Speaker 4 (09:15):
I didn't say I'm not scared of my wife, but
I'm respectful of it. Keys, And I think that's where
you and I different.

Speaker 2 (09:20):
Yeah right, okay, I don't respect my wife.

Speaker 5 (09:24):
I cheat on her all the time, Shane, Pugs isn't
need to clip that off. Don't use that as the
podcast clipbit. Pugs cheers man Hey, listen to The Big
Show four or seven every weekday radio HURDACKI good listeners
out there.

Speaker 4 (09:39):
He hasn't been here for the last five minutes. He's
out there here his noticing Todly. I don't think he's human,
but he's always few and an't your Pugs
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