All Episodes

July 29, 2026 11 mins

On today's poddy, it's just routine.

Follow The Big Show on Instagram

Subscribe to the podcast now on iHeartRadio, YouTube, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Featuring Jason Hoyte, Mike Minogue, and Keyzie, "The Big Show" drive you home weekdays from 4pm on Radio Hauraki.

Providing a hilarious escape from reality for those ‘backbone’ New Zealanders with plenty of laughs and out-the-gate yarns.

Download the full podcast here:
iHeartRadio

Apple 
Spotify

Follow The Big Show on Instagram

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Listen
Watch
Mark as Played
Transcript

Episode Transcript

Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (00:00):
You get a massive backbones. That's Hooty Jay here from
the Big Show. Just put a little disclaimer on this
particular podcast. It's filthy airs. So if you've got kids
in the car down, don't play in front of them.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Are all you mad bastards?

Speaker 3 (00:16):
Loving the Big Show podcast?

Speaker 4 (00:18):
Get up even closer.

Speaker 3 (00:19):
On Instagram, YouTube and ticked off for raw Dogs four
to seven every weekday on radio Hurt get her Hello,
good stuff. That's how we do it, man, Buddy Crisp.

Speaker 5 (00:35):
Today wasn't a gents.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
Not by the time you wake up?

Speaker 5 (00:38):
No, I didn't wake up.

Speaker 3 (00:40):
I actually wake up at ten.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
I actually woke up quite early, Mogi, because this is
class at my daughter's dog sitting again, right, And the
lady said to her, could you be there by seven?

Speaker 5 (00:54):
And she was effing and jeff and last night because for.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
A teenager, that's like, that's what that is, just henus.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
And so my wife got up very early to take
her to this place.

Speaker 5 (01:09):
And so I woke up when my wife got up.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
And anyway, they're driving there and my daughter texts the
woman says, I'm on my way and she said, what
do you mean, I mean seven tonight?

Speaker 4 (01:22):
And she was like, oh, it is infuriating.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
My wife didn't want to get up at that time either,
and she was filthy.

Speaker 4 (01:31):
And so is she going around at seven tonight?

Speaker 3 (01:33):
Yes, you were at home. Weren't you making love to yourself?

Speaker 5 (01:38):
Yeah? I was in my bed, beating off kesy, beating
off keys.

Speaker 4 (01:45):
I remember that.

Speaker 3 (01:46):
I wasn't. Actually I paid to see that. I don't
know how you.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
Guys are, but I'm one of those people that once
I wake out, I cannot I cannot stay in bed.

Speaker 5 (01:56):
I can't do it. I have to get up.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
I'll stay in bed if I've got nothing on. I'll
stand off by being off by Hody Jane and he
sort of makes himself scarce.

Speaker 5 (02:07):
I get the little towel and wipe my hands. Then
you get up.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
Then I'll lie bed in a sort of pull of
moan fill for about twenty minutes on Instagram there, yeah,
and then I go, ah, fuck this and then get up.
But not lately fails because I've been working, working, boy.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
But I'm serious, So I mean how I mean, once
you wake up, do you get up or do you depends.

Speaker 6 (02:26):
I've had a few wake ups of over the last
week or so.

Speaker 3 (02:29):
I wake up about four thirty or five, she's gone
back to sleep. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (02:35):
Nice, because my wife's not working and it's been good.
But this morning I wake up at four thirty, stayed
there and then got up at five.

Speaker 3 (02:43):
Yeah, and did a little bit of work.

Speaker 5 (02:46):
Because my wife like that.

Speaker 3 (02:47):
I like it.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
Yeah, my wife wakes up and can go and make
a cup of coffee or something, and then just being
bed for an hour and a half reading.

Speaker 3 (02:54):
I can't do that.

Speaker 5 (02:55):
I can't do it.

Speaker 3 (02:57):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (02:57):
I just get angsty.

Speaker 6 (02:58):
Yeah, Sam gonna get it and about me and get
out of I get up. I put my pjs on
because I sleep nude, CAZy, just ragea and put on
my pj's. Then I go into the office to the
little heater on there in the lamp. Then I go
out into the lounge there, turn the heat pump on.

Speaker 5 (03:18):
Yes.

Speaker 6 (03:18):
Then I go into the old kitchen there and I
make myself piece of toast and stove top coffee.

Speaker 3 (03:26):
And then to the office.

Speaker 4 (03:27):
I go, f that's boring bit of workers the day.

Speaker 5 (03:30):
Come see I get up.

Speaker 3 (03:34):
It's funny, isn't it. I fucking love it.

Speaker 6 (03:36):
I can't wait. I can't wait to see what's Kevin
it's got a little stuff on my little computer.

Speaker 4 (03:41):
That's the thing.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
You're working on something exciting. Wow, yeah, you love it,
and you're visiting something you hate, whereas I'm working on
something that I don't really.

Speaker 3 (03:51):
However, you're getting paid.

Speaker 4 (03:53):
I am getting paid, but I don't hate it at all.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
I've just I don't have I'm not getting that dopamine
thing of like, oh I've contributed to because it's gone.

Speaker 6 (04:00):
That's not everything is going to be. You knows, there's
certain levels of things. Some stuff is running for you know,
a National TV show, Commonwealth Games cover. Then you've got
haughty j jerkin Off and not everything could be as
good as that.

Speaker 3 (04:17):
But that's the thing.

Speaker 2 (04:18):
Because he does it every morning, I'm chasing that high
for the rest of the day.

Speaker 1 (04:22):
I was actually thinking about that, Keysy, can we just
make it Monday, Wednesday, Friday?

Speaker 4 (04:31):
What the fuck am I going to Tuesday?

Speaker 3 (04:32):
Thursday?

Speaker 4 (04:32):
Hit pugs up, good old pugs for a Robin Pug.

Speaker 3 (04:36):
He's not going to do it.

Speaker 2 (04:38):
The Warky Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hidarky.

Speaker 3 (04:43):
I get a mass ho mock.

Speaker 7 (04:47):
If you want the chance to win all out on here,
competitions and stuff and get amongst the live conversation. Tune
into the Hodarky Big Show four to seven week days
on Radio Hodaki and I heard Radio with a.

Speaker 4 (05:04):
Big Show podcast.

Speaker 5 (05:05):
This is my morning routine.

Speaker 3 (05:08):
I get up beat kesy off.

Speaker 4 (05:10):
I beat kesy off my wife's coffee.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
Then I sit on the side of the I sit
on the side.

Speaker 3 (05:16):
Of the beard.

Speaker 5 (05:18):
And I go and then I've got my t shirt on,
my yendies, so I walk over. I put my trak's
on and my sweat ship.

Speaker 6 (05:28):
And on the same track on trek pants and sweat.
It's same combo.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
Then I get out to the kitchen, tear the light on,
put the cat heater on, and then I'm like, and
then I make it, you know, get the stove top
coffee really put it on. I come, you put that on.
I go to the curtains and the lounge. I pull
those and I'm like, and I still the people walking

(06:01):
up and down for a little while.

Speaker 2 (06:02):
And you look at your to do list. It says
Big Show three pm meter You look at watch.

Speaker 5 (06:09):
And then the coffee is going google gurgle.

Speaker 3 (06:12):
A busy day.

Speaker 5 (06:13):
And then I make a coffee and I take it
to my wife. You take it to Itzy, come on.

Speaker 2 (06:19):
There when you when you take it to your wife,
is it in a like a like a just a mug,
regular mug or like a table mug.

Speaker 1 (06:30):
Well said, we've only got a small stove top. So
we've got these two like ceramic like tulip cups. No,
they're just they're small. They're like pottery capshiballs. But you know,
high glass. They're very nice.

Speaker 5 (06:45):
They're very nice.

Speaker 1 (06:47):
See, my wife bought them in Australia randomly, she saw
them and they're very cool.

Speaker 5 (06:53):
They they don't have handles on them.

Speaker 3 (06:56):
They're just little. They're just little.

Speaker 2 (06:58):
It's just they ever spelled on them. No, okay, money
for the audience. Bogie came in today in Prebs. Who's
a straight suitor. Bogie was just putting on a clinic
and film and he was loving it.

Speaker 3 (07:15):
Old p.

Speaker 6 (07:16):
Well, he doesn't get a lot of that joy in
his wife, really, you know, not just coming in him
because he's here all day by himself with his headphones on.

Speaker 3 (07:24):
Really, yes, you.

Speaker 2 (07:27):
Know he's a straight shoes listen to his tunes in there,
but he's got no one coming and going sucking all
big fat.

Speaker 5 (07:36):
This is going to be a disclaimer right, obviously, if
you play.

Speaker 3 (07:39):
That in front of your kids, this is not a
country I want to grow up.

Speaker 1 (07:43):
Funny story about my daughter today, which I'll say on
the radio show, very funny.

Speaker 6 (07:47):
Oh yeah, that is a funny one. When I read it,
I thought that rings true. Yes, and I think she
feel about that.

Speaker 5 (07:56):
She not good.

Speaker 1 (08:00):
No, But what she did say to them was, well,
I'm really glad that there is a place like that
for people to go to.

Speaker 5 (08:09):
But I lived just there. She was literally just down
the road from the apartment. She had a boyfriend with
there too.

Speaker 6 (08:17):
So oh that's so good, though, isn't it. Well that
might you know, and that might shake something loose.

Speaker 5 (08:21):
Yeah, she might. Well you know, because no, I'm not
going to get into it.

Speaker 3 (08:25):
No, I don't get into it.

Speaker 4 (08:27):
Do we have to say here for the podcast listeners
what you're talking about.

Speaker 3 (08:30):
No, they have listened to the show to find out what.

Speaker 5 (08:34):
Actually, I don't know if I can say it. I
don't know how she better.

Speaker 6 (08:38):
When I read it, I was like, that rings true,
but we're going to have to change that.

Speaker 3 (08:41):
It can't be your daughter, Yes, so maybe it was you.
It was you.

Speaker 1 (08:47):
Wouldn't ring true though, because I'm really STYLI yeah right
right that you know, because we were talking yesterday. Apparently
today is meant to be the coldest day of the year.

Speaker 3 (08:59):
Yeah, what is the for that?

Speaker 5 (09:01):
So I went from a morning walk and rugged up.

Speaker 4 (09:04):
It was fucking cold this morning.

Speaker 1 (09:05):
Yeah, but I went that's nine thirty and I was
so I was steaming.

Speaker 4 (09:12):
It's the low, overnight low. There was ice on my windshield.

Speaker 6 (09:15):
It was absolutely free. Well look at that there you go,
snow overnight. That was this morning.

Speaker 4 (09:20):
It was fucking cold. It was the coldest.

Speaker 3 (09:21):
That's spin So that Jay's was hot.

Speaker 5 (09:25):
Well I was beating kesy.

Speaker 2 (09:27):
Yeah, and you just drunk from your wife's amazing Australian jugs.

Speaker 1 (09:33):
They're not jugs, key their caps right, Okay, all right, okay,
it's just chill, chill.

Speaker 5 (09:43):
What's your morning routine? Keezy? You wake up?

Speaker 2 (09:47):
So I wake up to my wife getting ready, and
I said to her, can you open the curtains place
every morning?

Speaker 3 (09:52):
Because we never remembers because and.

Speaker 2 (09:55):
Then boom, the curtains are open, and that's at about seven.
But I stay asleep until at half even, and then
my wife gives me a kisses by and walks off
and then I hear it, kind of a kiss, just.

Speaker 4 (10:08):
A kiss on the lips. And then I hear it
and I go, who is that?

Speaker 5 (10:12):
I can vouch for that.

Speaker 4 (10:13):
By the way, Jay, I'm here to beat you off.

Speaker 2 (10:19):
And then I'm like, oh, yeah, just just opened the
garage door for I pushed the order button.

Speaker 3 (10:24):
He comes into the You just downstairs out the cat door.

Speaker 4 (10:29):
I don't have a cat flat bogie, Jason.

Speaker 3 (10:37):
It's not very nice. And right then I'll be off. Okay,
good on your keys. Then see it work. Good job brother.
Have you disclaimer on this one?

Speaker 4 (10:49):
You reckon Off special?

Speaker 2 (10:54):
Hey, listen to the Big Show four or seven weekdays radio,
had you good listening

Speaker 3 (11:00):
Six
Advertise With Us

Popular Podcasts

Stuff You Should Know
Betrayal Weekly

Betrayal Weekly

Betrayal Weekly is back for a new season. Every Thursday, Betrayal Weekly shares first-hand accounts of broken trust, shocking deceptions, and the trail of destruction they leave behind. Hosted by Andrea Gunning, this weekly ongoing series digs into real-life stories of betrayal and the aftermath. From stories of double lives to dark discoveries, these are cautionary tales and accounts of resilience against all odds. From the producers of the critically acclaimed Betrayal series, Betrayal Weekly drops new episodes every Thursday. If you would like to share your story, you can reach out to the Betrayal Team by emailing them at betrayalpod@gmail.com and follow us on Instagram at @betrayalpod and @glasspodcasts. Please join our Substack for additional exclusive content, curated book recommendations, and community discussions. Sign up FREE by clicking this link Beyond Betrayal Substack. Join our community dedicated to truth, resilience, and healing. Your voice matters! Be a part of our Betrayal journey on Substack.

Dateline NBC

Dateline NBC

Current and classic episodes, featuring compelling true-crime mysteries, powerful documentaries and in-depth investigations. Follow now to get the latest episodes of Dateline NBC completely free, or subscribe to Dateline Premium for ad-free listening and exclusive bonus content: DatelinePremium.com

Music, radio and podcasts, all free. Listen online or download the iHeart App.

Connect

© 2026 iHeartMedia, Inc.

  • Help
  • Privacy Policy
  • Terms of Use
  • AdChoicesAd Choices