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July 16, 2026 11 mins

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
For all you men bastards.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Loving the Big Show podcast Get Up Even Closer.

Speaker 3 (00:06):
On Instagram, YouTube, and TikTok for dogget four to seven
every weekday.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
On radio Dreckah get a hair.

Speaker 4 (00:21):
Morning. Hello, thank you.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
How's everyone going this morning?

Speaker 4 (00:25):
This morning?

Speaker 1 (00:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Same all right, had an absolutely ship sleep.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
I had a good sleep last night. I'm ready to go.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
Can you carry the maybe my sleep?

Speaker 1 (00:38):
You sleepy man?

Speaker 4 (00:39):
Actually that was fine, but I just wasn't able to
go to sleep.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
Until quite late. What time we're talking here, ten forty five?

Speaker 4 (00:47):
And that really does suck you up on breakfast, It does, yes,
because usually I'm like nine thirty.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
D Yeah, I was in bed.

Speaker 4 (00:53):
Yeah, I wasn't just rolling around in bed like sort
of eight forty five most days this week.

Speaker 5 (00:59):
Yeah, I've been sort of running nine o'clock.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
But I was in bed later.

Speaker 5 (01:05):
I was in bed at nine thirty last night, and
then woke up at twelve thirty.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
And I went, what for?

Speaker 5 (01:13):
Well, just think just thinking that it was, you know,
close to four, that was my vibe. Went out to
the kitchen there, K looked at the clock and went,
I love.

Speaker 4 (01:21):
How you have to go out to the kitchen to
know what the time.

Speaker 5 (01:24):
Well, I also wanted to have, you know, some water
so bed Jason, No, I don't, and I and it
annoys me every time when I wake up and I
need like a water, and I go, why do I
never fucking have a glass of water buy the bed?

Speaker 3 (01:39):
And yet and yet, well you think to yourself, well,
I've got to go out and look at the time.

Speaker 5 (01:43):
Yeah, exactly, it's probably be when I get up anyway,
So you know what I mean, man, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:48):
It's probably where I drink my most waters during the
night waking up. Just your wife, You go for your
water and then you five out of my right, What
does it sound like?

Speaker 1 (02:09):
What are you doing? I was like, drinking water again,
I love it.

Speaker 5 (02:14):
But also you've got to you've got to add in
the five wheeze that it then induces as well, So
you drink your water.

Speaker 4 (02:22):
That's not what it sounds like when you're drinking water.

Speaker 5 (02:25):
And then and then twenty minutes that it's like oh oh,
and then you go to the toilet and you pest
right in.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
The middle of the water.

Speaker 5 (02:36):
Would sell Yeah, actually I did that this morning because
I go into the second toilet when I'm doing my ablutions.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
This guy rich guy, you know.

Speaker 5 (02:48):
And I creep into the second toilet to do my
ablue and this morning and it's quite HIKOI in my bathrooms,
I let rah and I didn't even intend to eather.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
It was just a massive fat, really loud.

Speaker 3 (03:02):
At the risk of doing here, maybe I need to
start recording mine the ones that I was in. I
don't even need to pose. It's just the faddies, Yes, fatties.
I call them cool preliminary, absolutely shocking burst. Yeah you
think you think yourself keyzy and you you'll know this mean,

(03:23):
where does it come from? And I'll tell you the answer.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
It does. I don't.

Speaker 4 (03:30):
I don't think that.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
You don't think what.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
It's all good man. We've got you for the first
hour and that's going to be annoying for you.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
For some reason.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
I haven't.

Speaker 5 (03:44):
I haven't got you at Allsy, This is all on.
This is all on today. It's a Mogi special. But yes,
so I cracked an enormous fat and I heard my
wife in the other room go O.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
What was she up to?

Speaker 5 (04:01):
Well, I just it was so loud that it startled
here right, and she was like.

Speaker 6 (04:07):
That is not it did not happen. Your wife would
have just gone a part of the court.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
She was she all a quiver, would you say, Jake,
she was all a quiver.

Speaker 4 (04:16):
Yeah, So she was startled by it.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
And that was all brought on, of course by the
hot pot yesterday.

Speaker 4 (04:22):
In a lunchtime hot pot. How was it at lunchtime?

Speaker 2 (04:24):
Fucking so good?

Speaker 6 (04:25):
So lunchtime hot pot as it go? Totally, we should
go there for lunch one dight.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
No, we will.

Speaker 4 (04:32):
I want to go all dinner with our partners. We'll
all dress up in suits.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
It'll be good.

Speaker 6 (04:38):
Pugs are saying something, but I can't hear what he's saying.
What are you saying, Pugs?

Speaker 1 (04:43):
She's saying, why don't we go today?

Speaker 2 (04:46):
Now?

Speaker 6 (04:48):
Now, I'm going to a very similar restaurant for dinner
tonight with my parents.

Speaker 1 (04:54):
I can't go today. How's your old man feeling about.

Speaker 4 (04:57):
The way I talked to him?

Speaker 1 (04:59):
No, he was.

Speaker 6 (05:00):
They were very chippy, were they. Yeah, They're like, no,
we're looking forward to going to ours. And then we've
all agreed a gay or something.

Speaker 1 (05:06):
No, it's all good.

Speaker 4 (05:07):
Nope, it's fine.

Speaker 2 (05:08):
U bu easy, yep.

Speaker 6 (05:11):
But basically we're all going to not take our phones
to the wars. Yeah, and then we're just going to
watch the Wars. Hop in the car, go home, watch
the A B. It's gonna be great.

Speaker 2 (05:20):
Who are playing again, by the way, Dragons?

Speaker 1 (05:22):
Is it Ireland? Yes? The play Island.

Speaker 2 (05:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (05:26):
And of course the Broncos beat the Pants last night.
So things looking good for the WAW Wars there is
that good well because it means that I'm not getting
further ahead on the table. If we ever, when we're
only two points behind them, then I see we're dragging
them in, mate, So that's good ship for us. And
it's also they're getting a bit of shaky knees.

Speaker 4 (05:44):
We should do. We're gonna do a Wars previous chat.
We do, and we've got double to give aways as well.

Speaker 1 (05:49):
We do.

Speaker 3 (05:49):
And also, and I was talking about mate, I was like,
he goes, oh, come to yours and watch the WAWS
and I see the Yeah, but what I see the
all Blex as well, So what's the idea there? And
he said, you have the TV game and the laptop
and watch them. At the same time, I was that
you fucking Sae. Yeah, you ruin both games exactly.

Speaker 2 (06:09):
Pay attention to either properly.

Speaker 6 (06:11):
A lot of people will be doing that, whereas I
would way rather just switch off all devices, double hit.

Speaker 1 (06:16):
It absolutely all stat first. That's what I watched first.
Yet just stick.

Speaker 3 (06:22):
To that the whole Big Show week days from four
on Radio Hurarchy, remember the Big Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (06:32):
I'll watch the All Blacks and not watch the Wars
at all.

Speaker 1 (06:35):
So the usual.

Speaker 4 (06:36):
The funny thing is I booked.

Speaker 6 (06:38):
I had a choice of, like, because it's been ages
since we played at Mount Spark, right, We've been all
over the place, like Mount Smart games.

Speaker 4 (06:44):
In the last one we were.

Speaker 6 (06:46):
Non existent really a couple of weeks ago, but like
we've had like three and like a two months or something.

Speaker 1 (06:51):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 6 (06:52):
And so I was trying to choose which game to
get my parents to go along to, and I was like,
I need to guarantee you win, right, So I'll go
to the Dragons, yeah, the ship, but then Panthers.

Speaker 4 (07:02):
No, I know.

Speaker 6 (07:03):
But now it's like, because the thing is with my dad,
if we go to watch the Wars and the Wires lose,
he will not let me forget it.

Speaker 4 (07:10):
Oh God. Finally went to the Wars and they suck,
didn't they And I'll just be like no.

Speaker 6 (07:15):
I was like, I cannot have that so I was like,
so I chose the dragons, but then as a result,
now I'm like, fun, you're only playing the dragons and
it's all blacks Ireland.

Speaker 4 (07:24):
Like yeah, it's kind of gone the other way.

Speaker 6 (07:26):
Yeah, still good though, but yeah, and he, to be fair,
they're both very excited.

Speaker 5 (07:30):
It's going to be a messive week in for your
father actually going to the warres live for the first time,
his son coming out.

Speaker 2 (07:37):
You know, there's a lot going on to.

Speaker 4 (07:38):
Come on, we are better than this.

Speaker 1 (07:41):
What do you mean.

Speaker 2 (07:42):
I'm really proud of you too.

Speaker 5 (07:44):
And you're going and you're going out for dinner tonight.

Speaker 1 (07:50):
Come on, it's good stuff.

Speaker 4 (07:52):
Man, were going a hot body three.

Speaker 1 (08:00):
Big occasions hot body.

Speaker 4 (08:02):
It was not really going hot body. We're going to
a restaurant that does interesting things.

Speaker 2 (08:07):
Does he does your dad like chili? Is he a
chili hit?

Speaker 6 (08:11):
Hell My mum makes a funny helly that's too spicy,
that's too spicy.

Speaker 4 (08:16):
A few chili flakes and a little bit of sweet
chili saucer.

Speaker 1 (08:18):
And it's like very much of that. Especially.

Speaker 4 (08:20):
Oh he's not that old, Harold's he sixty seven sixty eight.

Speaker 5 (08:24):
What I was going to say, is it a generational
thing though, you know, because the generation didn't really didn't
really have chili, so it is on the plantation they didn't.

Speaker 4 (08:37):
I thought you guys were going to look after me.

Speaker 1 (08:40):
This literally, just thinking.

Speaker 3 (08:45):
Jason's absolutely making a meal because he show them in
the weaknesses.

Speaker 1 (08:50):
Don't get much heavier now that it was before, you
see it.

Speaker 5 (08:54):
I'm tied only I'm only saying what you've told us
about the plantation, and you're up ringing and stuff. And
the point I was trying to make was that there
wasn't really chili on the plantation.

Speaker 4 (09:08):
Nah, because we couldn't afford it.

Speaker 1 (09:10):
No, you were rich, We didn't want to afford it,
but especially people. Would it be fear to say that
people in the regions.

Speaker 2 (09:21):
Yes, I think so.

Speaker 1 (09:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (09:23):
Farmers.

Speaker 3 (09:24):
Yeah, and your dad's like a farmer. He strikes me
as a farmer when I met him.

Speaker 4 (09:30):
He's a car version of farming. Yeah, you know what
I mean. He's just all about but he's not.

Speaker 3 (09:34):
A piece of ship, which is what I associate mechanics with,
you know, mongrel backbone, because my mate is sort.

Speaker 1 (09:41):
Of like that. Yeah, yeah, you know, but your dad's
not like that at all.

Speaker 6 (09:44):
No, No, he's not, but he's also very much come
out of his shell as he trying you stuff.

Speaker 2 (09:51):
I don't know, it's just how you're phrasing things.

Speaker 5 (09:54):
This morning, talk of a fucking parents COVID.

Speaker 1 (09:58):
What's it was?

Speaker 4 (10:00):
To be fear? Though I'm now quite awake.

Speaker 1 (10:03):
Yeah it works fury yea.

Speaker 3 (10:06):
Yeah, I can't wait to see which which clip peg
Son goes with.

Speaker 1 (10:11):
Yeah, there's a great selection.

Speaker 6 (10:13):
Can you do a social media on? Jay's just talking
about ripping urs and just put that out.

Speaker 2 (10:18):
Well, to be fear.

Speaker 5 (10:20):
He did follow me to the dunny the other day
when I was doing a steamer.

Speaker 4 (10:25):
Must be gay?

Speaker 2 (10:27):
Can you not do that? Can you not follow me
to the shiitter?

Speaker 1 (10:31):
Please?

Speaker 2 (10:32):
And he said no, it's good stuff and.

Speaker 1 (10:37):
Good stuff fellows. Hey, good job this week.

Speaker 2 (10:40):
Everyone, Yeah, good job man.

Speaker 1 (10:42):
It was good fun.

Speaker 4 (10:43):
It was good fun. I'm looking forward to not waking
up only but also old miss.

Speaker 1 (10:49):
And then the other thing is now we've got over
three days off.

Speaker 5 (10:51):
Yeah, well, I was going to say, we actually get
an extra day in a weird.

Speaker 1 (10:54):
Kind of way. We do. It's awesome.

Speaker 4 (10:57):
We'll be better money. Four pm to sing it on
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