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February 12, 2026 12 mins

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
For all your men bastards.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
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how's everyone going.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
I'm absolutely rooted, but sper though.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
Flight today? Man?

Speaker 1 (00:26):
Six am?

Speaker 3 (00:27):
Yes, in the morning. Get this people say Sometimes they
will say six am this morning.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
No, no need that annoys me? Does it? Yeah? It does?
You had a flight at six am this morning? Yes,
I was up.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
I was supposed to alarm will set for four thirty
am right in the morning, in the am in the morning.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
Yes. One.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
I got up at two thirty am because I woke up.
And then I was like, I've got to get up
in two hours anyway, so fuck it. So I got up,
get to the airport, arrive, and the security line is
all the way through every single part of the security
area and out and down towards the baggage claims area,
and I've got like thirty five minutes on my flight,
and I'm like, oh, sure, okay. But I was like,

(01:10):
hang on, everyone, here's on six am flight. It'll be fine.
Wait in line. Someone's chundered in the middle of the
security line all over the ground and it's like brown
and disgusting, and people have not noticed it and walked
through it and rolled their suitcases through it.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
Ah No.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
And the security area smelled like vomit and it took ages,
and I was just like, this is a shambles. And
then they put us on the plane and then they
were like, hey, we're going to delay. Our pilot has
missed his call time. Akay has slipped in. And so
I was sitting on the plane for like forty five
fifty minutes. Would you say that, they said? They said,
And it was a bit of added there was a

(01:45):
bit of chuede in the voice. That he's missed his
call time. So we've managed to wrangle another pilot. He'll
be here in about fifteen minutes.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
Yeah, I just said, that's an issue with a paperwork.
That's what they usually do. See. It makes you look connect.

Speaker 4 (01:56):
I mean often, especially with the sort of regional flights,
they'll go, God, there's not enough people on this. We'll
just you'll just try and cancel with more people.

Speaker 3 (02:06):
What was that flight that we were on with The
woman there said it was a ship shut Remember that
there was recent It was recent.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
It was shocking. I was shocked by that.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
What's up with you?

Speaker 3 (02:16):
By that?

Speaker 4 (02:17):
I thought you was I thought you were zooming. I
didn't realize you were flying down there.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
No, I was down there. There was sixty or seventy students.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
So you're not listening man, clearly not.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
But we'll get We'll get into this here, we will,
which is great. What's up with you? Because you've done
this twice now you've like twined yourself or something.

Speaker 4 (02:34):
Yeah, my hip's fucked. I had to hold onto my
car ceiling to get out of here due for a Hyperplasuah, totally,
I am.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
I say.

Speaker 4 (02:41):
My wife and I were walking last night and I
said I should actually, in all seriousness booking my hip
operation now because I can't get in and out of
my car. It's fucking painful.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
But you would have, And I don't want to be
that guy, but you would have. You know, sought attention
for it. You you wouldn't just go straight for it.

Speaker 4 (03:02):
Really, yeah, about a month ago.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
Find out to believe. I find it really hard to believe.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
I've I heard anything about that, and.

Speaker 3 (03:12):
We know that nothing happened, doesn't on the show, I
don't tell.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
You everything you have not had physio. There's a lie. Okay,
and you do that too when you like, all right, no,
that's fine.

Speaker 2 (03:26):
That's fine.

Speaker 4 (03:27):
And I'm also getting massive stabbing pains in my stomach too,
but that's my ulcers, is it you wish? Yeah, when
I when I get stressed, I get stabbing pains, but
stressed about lots of stuff. But anyway, so you got
down there on time, then, Keezy.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
My plan was an hour delayed. I landed and the
text that was pre booked. I was like, poor felly
be waiting there for ages with my little sign. He
he calls me the hey man fifteen minutes away and
I'm like, cool, I've got half an hour until I'm
talking and he's fifteen minutes away, and the traffic said
I was gonna be thirty four minutes to get there.
It was just a fucking shambles. The whole morning was

(04:07):
a shambles, and I was really tired.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
You're only talking to students, yeah, but.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
It's you know, I remember when John Campbell came down
and spoke to us, and I remember it was like
really exciting, and I'm not John Campbell bay and he's
stetually the imagination. But I went from in a rush
out of the taxi, how are you going get he he,
I'll just come and introduce you and you'll come in.
And I was like yeah, okay, and then and then
like thirty seconds later, I was walking into a room.
There was like a people clapping, and then I was
doing a lecture on radio.

Speaker 2 (04:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
It was fucking like boom boom boom.

Speaker 3 (04:37):
The whole Rocky Big Show week days from four on
Radio Hiarchy, remember.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
The whole Wracky Big Show podcast.

Speaker 4 (04:45):
In a way, that's a good thing you don't get
to sort of. I mean, obviously you had to press
it around with all the delays and stuff, but you
don't want to be waiting around once you're there to
go and get it done, you know what I mean.
It's good to just be cho and then just go okay,
here I am, let's do it.

Speaker 2 (04:59):
So you puked all our over the departure of the.

Speaker 1 (05:02):
Customs nervous keys because when I get I just couldn't
sleep last night, so I just got on the hammer.

Speaker 2 (05:11):
And then that only works for a few hours.

Speaker 1 (05:14):
But then when I went it was embarrassing because when
I went to speak to the students, I had gone
wheeze beforehand, but I didn't clean it up probably, and
I had a big whit patch on the front of my.

Speaker 2 (05:21):
Crutch and it was really embarrassing.

Speaker 4 (05:23):
Yeah, I can imagine, I can imagine.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
But what have you guys been want to look like
a bit? It would look like, yeah, he's deliberately.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
And then I turned it into a lesson for the students.

Speaker 3 (05:36):
They loved it, Yes, they loved it. You get a
few more followers, man, did you direct everybody to your
Instagram page?

Speaker 1 (05:42):
I think I got maybe six more followers. Cool, classic,
though interesting. The female audience were way more engaged than
the dudes they always but like totally reminded me of
being at school and all of my mates and I
all the guys were fucking hopeless, and you look around,
like the girls are writing notes and stuff and I'm cool,
the people are writing notes and people aren't running notes.

(06:04):
All of the girls are writing notes, and the dudes
are just sitting there.

Speaker 2 (06:08):
I think that.

Speaker 3 (06:08):
I think the woman though my experience, they were just
drawing cock and bulls. Yeah, because it sort of makes
them look like they're studious and interested, but really it's.

Speaker 2 (06:16):
Just long, really, yeah, just on there.

Speaker 4 (06:19):
Actually we had a guest speaker out of our school
who was also a radio broadcast talking about that as well.

Speaker 2 (06:28):
Have a guess it was back in your.

Speaker 4 (06:30):
Day, back in my day, okay, Murray Deeka, Yes, bang on.

Speaker 2 (06:35):
Trying to think of the oldest person in hang On.

Speaker 1 (06:38):
I was trying to google who invented radio? And I've
got to say, was it Gulielmo Marconi?

Speaker 2 (06:44):
To his credit, he was very good. He would have
been very good.

Speaker 4 (06:47):
He was very good. And he dropped, you know, a
few swear words.

Speaker 2 (06:51):
Yeah, get the kids on.

Speaker 4 (06:54):
He did a bit of felth which was sort of
you know, suggested rather than blatantly spoke. And then one
of the boys asked him at some stage, sue, what
did you mean by.

Speaker 2 (07:04):
Blah blah blah?

Speaker 4 (07:05):
And everyone sort of giggled, and Murray Deaker walked off
the stage and walked down to this kid and just
whispered in his ear and then walked back up on
stage again, and the kid was just sitting there going,
I can't remember who it was, but yeah, it was
pretty good.

Speaker 2 (07:21):
Yeah, well you're very accomplished. He did quite well, didn't he.
In the old radio he did?

Speaker 1 (07:25):
Yeah, so was he a radio guy first. I don't
even know that.

Speaker 3 (07:28):
No, he was a teacher first, right do you think
he was if he wasn't a radio person.

Speaker 1 (07:34):
On sport on Sky?

Speaker 2 (07:36):
Oh right, yeah? No.

Speaker 3 (07:39):
Was he a sports talk about guy when he when
he first starried and I hated the show so serious? Yeah,
like sport is just the most important thing. Like no
sense of humor, yes, when I heard it, he must
have heard one.

Speaker 4 (07:56):
He could have a sense of humor. But it was interesting,
but god, it was serious. At his book, The Man
in the Mirror.

Speaker 5 (08:03):
That's Michael Jackson's book, because he's had some you know, issues,
and he was talking about when he first started in
talk back radio, he was so nervous that he just
got all his mates to ring him up.

Speaker 4 (08:16):
So he's terrified that no one was going to call
and his mom and family members and stuff, and they
just pretended to be other people asking him questions. He
did that for about a month.

Speaker 1 (08:26):
But then people were calling in.

Speaker 4 (08:27):
Then people started calling in to people just.

Speaker 1 (08:30):
Need to hear other people calling in to know that
that's a thing. I start calling and they'll start calling. Yeah, yeah,
yeah that works. Yeah, what have you been doing today, Maggie?

Speaker 3 (08:38):
A little bit of work. Got a new table, man,
got a new table on the podcast. You're going to
love it. You're not going to use it, but you're
going to love it. Big table, little, big table, bigger table.
What else, Jace, We've been walking around sweating my nuts off.
That was good fun, great, beautiful day to day, lovely
thinking out that much so keasy. Yeah, bit of a
non event today. Really good stuff happening, but bit of

(08:59):
an on event. You know you look, I put your
hip out.

Speaker 2 (09:05):
I've got my lemon shirt on.

Speaker 4 (09:06):
It's a nice shit. I should more T shirts. I
what the problem with my T shirts at the busy chair? Yeah,
at they're busy huggers. I don't like them. They're too tight.
There's nothing worse, I think, on a man than a
tight T shirt, especially if you're not cut like you,
you know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (09:24):
But if you your T shirts aren't tired, some of
them are.

Speaker 1 (09:29):
You do have one or two busy shirts, but I
only notice it because you pointed out every time.

Speaker 2 (09:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (09:34):
But I also had an absolute debarkle of a morning,
which I will explain in the show.

Speaker 2 (09:41):
Good Ship.

Speaker 1 (09:42):
Plenty of time for that.

Speaker 2 (09:43):
And then I got.

Speaker 4 (09:44):
Got back from my house today at about two thirty
got on the left with the older lady and she
just looked me up and down and I was, you know,
covered and shit, probably stand.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
At your apartment at the apartment, yeah, and I was.

Speaker 2 (10:00):
Like hello, hello, hello, top of to morrow.

Speaker 4 (10:04):
And we had some real real pieces of work outside
our window. Very early this morning. We made camp right
on the top of the steps, right out front of
in front of our window.

Speaker 2 (10:13):
It was very entertaining.

Speaker 3 (10:16):
You're agreeing punishing, It was great, you're loving it. And
also we've had a message from Sharnade over there in Ireland. Yes,
she said she doesn't think it's fair that we singled
her out, so apologies again, sorry, said sorry, we've offended
her again.

Speaker 2 (10:30):
So well, I don't know either.

Speaker 1 (10:33):
What do I have to do and then apologize on
national TV?

Speaker 2 (10:36):
Is that it?

Speaker 3 (10:37):
Yeah, that's right for cheating old Snade there. Yeah, that's
so sorry, shannaid what.

Speaker 1 (10:45):
Was her last name? Just so we can really single.

Speaker 2 (10:50):
Do you want to do a little bit of shade jokes?

Speaker 1 (10:53):
I don't really have.

Speaker 3 (10:54):
We only know one, don't we war to now? I
know this might be the best of the Sharnades, you know,
the Shnade I'm talking about no.

Speaker 4 (11:02):
Are you having are you having lots of private convos with.

Speaker 1 (11:07):
I have no idea what who Shenade is?

Speaker 2 (11:10):
The Shnade in Ireland who we offended yesterday.

Speaker 1 (11:12):
Of course that's it.

Speaker 3 (11:15):
Well, then there's the other, the famous She was a
singeres Irish short hair, yes, yeah, amazing.

Speaker 4 (11:24):
Didn't always have short hair, actually you actually had a
little bit longer once.

Speaker 2 (11:27):
Yeah. Did you see that?

Speaker 4 (11:29):
Very very beautiful, beautiful woman and a very gentle soul.

Speaker 1 (11:33):
Beautiful voice as well, a very beautiful voice.

Speaker 2 (11:35):
Where do you going?

Speaker 3 (11:38):
She was probably highly intelligent as well. I don't know
what you're singling out her beauty in her voice, at
her brain.

Speaker 4 (11:44):
A very very politically active and a very intelligent woman.

Speaker 1 (11:49):
Geezy, I feel you just tacked those last two on
just to make up. Hey, this is a big show
four or seven weekdays.

Speaker 2 (11:55):
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