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Speaker 1 (00:00):
For all you med bastards loving the Big Show podcast
get up even closer on.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Instagram, YouTube, and tick off for raw dogging four to
seven every weekday on radio. MOGA's just dumped out all
his remaining introdut nothing.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Now, speaking of Moggie dumping out, we.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Can't do another steam of special.
Speaker 4 (00:30):
I'm just saying that I went for Wheeze and Moggi
was in there doing his morning ablutions.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
I'm traumatized.
Speaker 5 (00:36):
Can I just say that the only reason you see
you traumatized is because I because Jason, this is what happened.
Speaker 6 (00:41):
I was in there just dominating.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
What the toilet Yeah, well done.
Speaker 5 (00:45):
Absolutely just I was rolling it with an iron fist.
Can I put it that way?
Speaker 6 (00:51):
Jay Brown?
Speaker 5 (00:53):
First, if there was ever a couple of dictator in
the history of the world in terms of taken damps, yeah,
this morning that would have been it.
Speaker 7 (01:02):
Shler was I was trying to think of PORCELINI. Yes, nice,
that's good stuff. Anyway, I'm just going to town and there.
But it's easy work for me, you know what I mean?
That's what I was built for, Jason, all of them.
Speaker 5 (01:23):
All. I hear the door swag open and what should happen,
but a little bit of a whistle cuts through the air.
Now I know that that's and that's why he's whistled
when he comes in, because he wants to let me
to the fact that he's coming, so I don't make
Herrenda's noises.
Speaker 6 (01:37):
But is that true?
Speaker 5 (01:39):
Yeah, I'm already finished by the time Joe's comes in.
I've got my right leg in the air and I'm
giving a deaf back doorstops in the air.
Speaker 6 (01:47):
I just raised my raise my cheek up a little.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
Bit and he does too, looking under the door.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
It from where you're.
Speaker 5 (01:56):
Then I looked, Then I looked down and Jay says,
he's got his head underneath the you know, the petition.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
And you've got your right leg in the air.
Speaker 5 (02:05):
Yeah, and I'm wiping it, and he goes, I'm traumatized
for life because.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
You when you do it, are you put your head
your leg behind your head, almost like a cat does.
Speaker 6 (02:13):
That's right. And I licked my neurse and.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
His head was under the door of the spoiler?
Speaker 6 (02:20):
Is it a spoiler? Is that all we say?
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (02:23):
Man, people were What I was shocked by was how
many wipes too. They were like eight eight wipes I
saw all of them, all of them.
Speaker 5 (02:33):
Like once again, if you're done throwing dollar coins at Megan,
do it again.
Speaker 6 (02:38):
Do it again.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
That's a good Why do you have so many dollar coins?
Speaker 6 (02:42):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
They just speared change, you know, swear jar at my house,
which I steal from good stuff. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (02:50):
Will you do a steamer on the road today, Chase.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Well, I'm actually I'm percolating as we speak.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
You're not a cough be filtered, all right.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
I may have to do one before I go home
because this is kind of my time, you know what I'm.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
Saying, viewers, slash listeners. I'm so sorry. Why because this
is a second third chair what I like to call
good eating.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
It is a.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Cast keep going. So you say you don't have to
go before you go home? Man, that's really interesting.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Yeah, I think so.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
Actually is pretty urgent right now, to be honest with you, guys,
good to carry over.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
There is not We're not letting it. There was a
one off yesterday. It is not a thing that you're
just allowed to go take a ship during the outro.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
It isn't.
Speaker 6 (03:38):
No, is that true?
Speaker 2 (03:40):
You can take a mic in there with your pugs,
will give you the wireless brick thing and come with
you and plumb you in.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Take a mic Miken, it won't be the only brick
in there. Kasy, go in there and take it. I
met a Musal last night, so you know, the whole
actual B.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
Show week days from four on Radio Hotel The Big
Show Podcast.
Speaker 6 (04:03):
Where are you with yours? CAZy?
Speaker 5 (04:04):
I guess you're probably what I mean what fifteen hours
away from you?
Speaker 1 (04:09):
It wins your general timing for that sort of stuff. Gezy.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Well, traditionally I'll wake up, have Bricky in a coffee
and then it'll be I know.
Speaker 5 (04:19):
Like coffee, right, So you got up a little bit
of you get up a bit earlier before you come
in here.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
So I got up, no. Four fifty hours up this morning.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Yeah, shower coffee, big couple of big glasses of water
hitting and so I've actually gone today yet, have you not?
But when I'm on Bricky, my brain goes okay, cool,
just as and then mine now comes at about lunchtime?
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Does it really okay?
Speaker 3 (04:40):
Is this really that interesting?
Speaker 1 (04:42):
I'm intrigued.
Speaker 5 (04:44):
Very you seem to be very at ease with your
steamers there, whereas Jason's percolating, and I've already dominated.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
Well, I'm surprised that you're able to push it back
as it were.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
I don't push it back. Yeah, yeah, I push it
back because.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
You're doing breakfa radio. You know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (05:01):
I push No, it just doesn't come out. It doesn't
need to be pushed back.
Speaker 6 (05:08):
Pooh pot, pooh pot mm hmm.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Come on, Jade, you haven't seen a single one you.
Speaker 6 (05:14):
You haven't seen a single pooh dictator.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Oh, think of a dictator.
Speaker 7 (05:22):
Porcelain is funny, fidel Astro, that's mogie.
Speaker 6 (05:30):
You gotta go, Donald dump, Donald dump.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Yes, keep going that.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
No, I'm exhausted now I need to rest.
Speaker 5 (05:41):
It's funny, isn't it, Because we're halfway through now I'm done.
I'm just thinking to myself, gott hit.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
The old road.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Then, yeah, well you're off.
Speaker 5 (05:47):
You're off on a radio, out of here now, getting
messages from my wife about, you know, doing things that
should have already been done.
Speaker 6 (05:55):
We're in no rack.
Speaker 5 (05:55):
The only thing I am in a rush for is
we're meeting my mother when we get there, right, so
I've got to be there to pick her up from
the bus stop.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
She's busting from Hawks Bay. She is Yeah, wow, are you.
Speaker 5 (06:09):
She's of an age with the driving, especially that that drive,
not especially that drive, but that drive is a tricky drive.
You imagine being stuck behind an elderly woman going over those.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Hills, especially how tall you have.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
It's pretty she.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Has like a beanie on and mittens and stuff, just
a bella. Is that what you're going to top? Because
it's so deep there that she can actually fully submers.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Yes, I actually might go for a swim today.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
No, it's freezing though she has promised that she will right, Yeah,
she she has to deal with this.
Speaker 5 (06:49):
Well, you've also made a deal that you're not going
to fade, but you're going to break that pretty quick.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
Do you reckon? You're a man of honor?
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Great, I am a man of honor.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
In the first season game he is a honorable man.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
Yes, I would be beheaded in the second episode.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
Yeah for me?
Speaker 6 (07:17):
Yeah, I think you'd be a eunuch.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Do you do you recome when you're at the batch
this weekend?
Speaker 3 (07:30):
What you're already like giving me the attitude?
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Don't even asked the question where are you going? Do
you do poos in the sea?
Speaker 1 (07:38):
I don't know that I've ever done a pool in
the sea atuly I have.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
I've done one at the mount when I was desperate
and I was out beyond the break and I can't
be able to going back and go to a toilet
come back.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
I was like, yeah, and so you do.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
It created its own break.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Yeah, turned into an island and then they are and
then it floated in and they actually turned into a
peninsul and they built aho lot of townhouses on it.
Speaker 6 (08:00):
How good.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
From me when I was twelve.
Speaker 6 (08:04):
Yeah, I've only done one.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
That's why the team down is called the Steamers.
Speaker 5 (08:09):
And that was off the side of the way, Hiki fury,
Oh you really just stack my ass off the side there?
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Yea bombs away have you?
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Because it's it's hard because you like you do it
and then you try to get away from it and
it's just Bob's on the surface.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
Sort of thing.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Mine just sent easy? Really should we just trying.
Speaker 6 (08:37):
To get this?
Speaker 3 (08:39):
Isn't it funny?
Speaker 2 (08:40):
We've got steamer funny because like we do this first
usually yes, And I don't know how man Ira and
Jerry and like Met and Jerry before that did half
an hour podcast.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
After you've done a whole show, I know that.
Speaker 5 (08:52):
It is weird, I think, and I think briakfast. I
think they started doing these. I noticed that the Monday
morning one was up before the show started or during
the show, So I don't know if they're doing it
before Friday night.
Speaker 6 (09:03):
Yeah, what the story is?
Speaker 2 (09:04):
Because I like the way we do ours a warm
up and then you don't come, You've got no chats.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
You just talk about that.
Speaker 6 (09:08):
I think we could do it.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
I think we could do it that way next week.
Speaker 5 (09:11):
Yeah, sure, might as well get here, get here a
little bit earlier because we can't have them like this.
We can't have steamer chat for seven days.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
Or can we? Is that a challenge?
Speaker 6 (09:21):
Yeah, we can show you. I'll show you.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
This is what this is is the Chamber of Secrets.
We're still got five more steamer Chats.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
Trying to think of another pun now the Prisoner of
esk Ben and then you go into the.
Speaker 5 (09:39):
Can you do anything with gingis goblet of Firing.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
It's just then after that is the Order of the Phoenix,
the Order of the Ween Phoenix.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Can we just stop? Now?
Speaker 6 (09:58):
Who's another.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
It's just one dictator with a funny dame.
Speaker 6 (10:05):
A dictator. You can do that.
Speaker 5 (10:08):
Why don't we do that on the show Next week
Shows Your Dictator where we talk about a different dictator,
different dictator.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
M PUGS is definitely going on YouTube.
Speaker 6 (10:17):
This one. PAGs is eleven or two, this one is
it on you.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
It's going on YouTube as good as anything else.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Bye listen, listen a big show breaking next week, but
four or seven weekdays week after Bye,