January 30, 2026 • 10 mins
On today's poddy, we're calling HR on Jase's shirt.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
For All Your Man Bastards Loving the Big Show podcast
Get Up Even Closer.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
On Instagram, YouTube, and TikTok.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
For Raw Doggets four to seven every weekday on radio
back phone.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Mystery Waitress Jason's wearing a pornographic t shirt. Where'd you
get that from? Yes, it's wardrobe. It's got a ladies
sitting on the ground, crossing her legs. She's in the nude.
She's got a hand on a small what could be
an ant hill. And on the other side is a tree.
(00:37):
There's a tree growing on either side of her, well
a shrub well. I suppose that it's a small they
are two small trees. Let's say it's a plant. It's
a couple of plants here coming out of the earth.
And then she's holding a dish and above the dish
is a question mark and the riding underneath it, says
(00:57):
mystery waitress. Very confusing, but serving up a couple of
them there busies.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
As that on the menu, Jason, I right?
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Is that why you got it? Men? Because he's serving
up a couple of them, the busies.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
She's serving a couple of up a couple of them
there busies. To be honest with you. This is what
happened this morning my wife. We were lying in bed
and my wife said to me, when are you going
to do your side of the wardrobe, as in, clean
it out and pack it up.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
And I went off today, I suppose.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
And so I was going through all my T shirts
and stuff and this was in there. I do believe
it actually belonged to one of my daughters. Yeah, and
that and that I stole it. But it was that
classic thing of going through all the ship and going, oh,
that's where that is, that's where that is the wardrobe. Yeah,
(01:54):
but I've got like cubicles and they're just all stuffed
in there, and I don't know, I don't you know,
fold them like Kezy, and I have.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Them on a hang. I have all my T shirts
hanging on clothes hangers, just because it makes it easier
to find them. No.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
I tried to do that, but I've got so much
stuff hanging up that I don't enough space.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Name share a wardrobe with your wife, Yes, I use
the one in the spear room. Yes.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
The one in the spear room is full of all
sorts of crap sort of jump.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
No, well it's kind of divvy it's naturally set apart
our wardrobe.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Walking.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
No, not a walking, No, I suppose in a way
it is kind of walking.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
You open up the yeah, you open up?
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Do you walk in a.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Sort of foul bifold doors? Is that what you got
on there?
Speaker 1 (02:40):
No?
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Just sliding sliding, sliding.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
Rich guy. I feel like that's that ship. I feel
like it should say, like buzzies, it's what's for dinner
or something like that, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Or you can eat easy? How old are you man?
They're just buzzies, all right?
Speaker 3 (03:00):
I know you get You should have seen how the
look on his face when he saw the buzzies.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Yeah, he was like half the front.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
Well, it's not often your co walker coal, your co
walker works in wearing a busy shit.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
That's true, very rare. Yeah, well, I imagine you'll be
facing some kind of harassment charge.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Funny you should say that because I stopped at the
picture station on the way in and there was a
woman serving behind the counter and I rather self consciously
covered covered the buzzies with my arm.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
You're you're like you got your thumb and forefinger together
on each of your hands, and then you were you
tweaking them. You're tweaking them, tweaking my buzzies on my shit.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
I was hiding the buzzies from the lady serving me
because I thought, oh, she might find them offensive.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
I mean, and they're not in your face buzzies.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
Can I also just say that it's a very crude
drawing of a woman with buzzies. It's not like a
really high definition realistic set of buzzies.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Well, I mean, I know you like version of your
face either, is it?
Speaker 2 (04:11):
No, it's just people of a scribble.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
People might be picturing Jason wearing just a full blown
naked woman shirt with their buzzies out.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
As much detail as you'd like. That it's a sketch
more than anything else.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
It's like a doodle. Someone said someone's doodled some buzzies.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Well, funny you should say that, because I found my
doodle T shirt as well. Oh yeah, and it's just
a T shirt with a massive cock on it.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
It is that one hidea for pretty idea for alright,
you're nice man.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
The whole big shirt week days from four on Radio
Hurarchy Big Show Podcast.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
It sounds like, and you probably probably knows this, He's
probably seen them et times. But mystery waitress as a band, Yes,
is that what it is?
Speaker 3 (05:00):
I think literally that one of my girls saw them
over in Australia and bought the T shirt.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
There you go.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Yeah, but I don't know if they're Australian, but I
think she saw them in Australia.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Sure, yeah, yeah, Well it's a nice ship man, good work.
What are you running with? The keezy? Can I just
say jas as well? A T shirt is what you
should be wearing? Yeah, unbelievable.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
I was saying to look at those keysy on the
way down to the sushi shop. I need to lose
a bit of weight on the buzzies, a lot on
the buzzies I'm wearing, but on my own buzzies.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Oh yeah sure, you're the ones underneath those busting so much? Yeah?
I know.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Well, just you know when I when I went in
to the super into the Yes service station, I boughtle
the Sun your topper you lucky so much. That's completely unnecessary.
I didn't need it, no, but I hate it anyway.
It was bloody good, yummy though oily and.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Sort of I can ever, I had one when I
was at school and I hate it. I haven't everyone
since rule, and yeah, I have to go back to it.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Red craving, craving for them every now and then, not often,
but every now and then I go, oh, the top,
it will be the crunchy, mincy kind of goodness.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
And if that cooked well, I don't know, like mints,
a bit of cream, cheesey stuff that sounds nice.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
It is pretty The one I had.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Chicken caught on blur pugs.
Speaker 4 (06:22):
Yeah, because it's always the decision you have to make,
because it's the lasagna top and the chicken caught on
bluetop on next to each other, and the yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
I'd recommend the lasagna one first and then caught on.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
I nearly went for the sort of keysy chicken bites
you know how they got the.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Little key the Louisiana Yeah yeah, And I was like, oh,
I can't. I prefer what the Louisiana tender tender. That's
a bigger one. It's a bigger one. Yeah, I've heard
my fear. Sure of the Southern style bites.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Yeah, yeah, they go. They just don't cook them long enough.
Speaker 4 (06:56):
The ones in the in the cabinet of gas station,
I just soft they should be Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
You mean the outside should be crispy.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
They should be crispy, and that's soft and like gross.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Do you guys like nuggets? But I think they get nuked,
right nuggets?
Speaker 3 (07:11):
Yeah, I think they do get nuked. I do like nuggets.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Yeah, they are.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Fucking young though, they're so good that delicious.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Yeah? What they put in? What sauce? Do you run
with with you?
Speaker 3 (07:22):
Now?
Speaker 2 (07:22):
I've always been a sweet and sea our sauce, always been.
I don't hate barbecue sauce on anything. It's abomination. Big
sweets out sauce guy as well. What's the other one?
Do they have another one? There's tomato, there's like a
plumb one there is there a kind of mustard plums,
honey mustard. Yeah, I tried that.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
You're a psycho if you get that. I just like
Heines kitchup. Heines kitchup is the best tea. Saw what sucks?
Heines Man all the way?
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Kitchup.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
What's happening for the week? Kid?
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Walking rang a Toto tomorrow?
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Taking the baby with you? Yeah, that's a real fucking
terrorist move, that one.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
What do you mean.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Is it? Yeah? Well it is? Is that why you're
doing it? Because you've got your people with you. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
And Laura one of the ones that's staying with us.
Speaker 4 (08:16):
She has she works for like the part of the
government thing doc I guess, in charge of getting rid
of pests and stuff. And she spent a lot of
time out on the other islands helping do all sorts
of stuff. But she's never climbed rung your total.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
I'll tell you.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
The other thing about Rangi Tortur as well is that
they've got like cabins there that you can book and
you go and stay on the island for a night
or two. And my wife and I went, all, let's
do that. That'll be fun. But they're like box six
months in advance.
Speaker 4 (08:45):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
And then that we found out they've stopped doing that.
Now they've shut them down, and.
Speaker 4 (08:51):
I don't know, people get steamed there or something probably
you know. Well, I mean you get there and I
think it only takes like an hour to get at
the top. It really really easy. Yeah, and then there's
a beach there, so we're just gonna park up, go
for a come back, go for a swim.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Theory back too easy. The furies go over two hours.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
We don't know.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
We just don't know what.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
That would be a good. I might do that a
couple of weeks. Maybe that'll be.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Good tomorrow because we're gonna be there.
Speaker 4 (09:16):
That'd be really awkward, especially if you got your buzzy
shirt on, because that'll be like, who's the guy on
the buzzy ship And I'll be like, that's my co
working keys.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
He'll be walking beside me with a rager.
Speaker 4 (09:25):
That would be it would be pretty following around with
a wager.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Yeah, because he's got some poly jawn buzzies.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
I mean, if I was to draw buzzies, this is
probably how I draw them. Not very good.
Speaker 4 (09:39):
It's good, but I'll probably draw them way bigger than
the huge ones.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
What a surprise.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Ah, No, just joking around men sounds the fun dress.
Speaker 4 (09:52):
Hey, listen to The Big Show four or seven week
days Radio Hod
For All Your Man Bastards Loving the Big Show podcast
Get Up Even Closer.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
On Instagram, YouTube, and TikTok.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
For Raw Doggets four to seven every weekday on radio
back phone.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Mystery Waitress Jason's wearing a pornographic t shirt. Where'd you
get that from? Yes, it's wardrobe. It's got a ladies
sitting on the ground, crossing her legs. She's in the nude.
She's got a hand on a small what could be
an ant hill. And on the other side is a tree.
(00:37):
There's a tree growing on either side of her, well
a shrub well. I suppose that it's a small they
are two small trees. Let's say it's a plant. It's
a couple of plants here coming out of the earth.
And then she's holding a dish and above the dish
is a question mark and the riding underneath it, says
(00:57):
mystery waitress. Very confusing, but serving up a couple of
them there busies.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
As that on the menu, Jason, I right?
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Is that why you got it? Men? Because he's serving
up a couple of them, the busies.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
She's serving a couple of up a couple of them
there busies. To be honest with you. This is what
happened this morning my wife. We were lying in bed
and my wife said to me, when are you going
to do your side of the wardrobe, as in, clean
it out and pack it up.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
And I went off today, I suppose.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
And so I was going through all my T shirts
and stuff and this was in there. I do believe
it actually belonged to one of my daughters. Yeah, and
that and that I stole it. But it was that
classic thing of going through all the ship and going, oh,
that's where that is, that's where that is the wardrobe. Yeah,
(01:54):
but I've got like cubicles and they're just all stuffed
in there, and I don't know, I don't you know,
fold them like Kezy, and I have.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Them on a hang. I have all my T shirts
hanging on clothes hangers, just because it makes it easier
to find them. No.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
I tried to do that, but I've got so much
stuff hanging up that I don't enough space.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Name share a wardrobe with your wife, Yes, I use
the one in the spear room. Yes.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
The one in the spear room is full of all
sorts of crap sort of jump.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
No, well it's kind of divvy it's naturally set apart
our wardrobe.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Walking.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
No, not a walking, No, I suppose in a way
it is kind of walking.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
You open up the yeah, you open up?
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Do you walk in a.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Sort of foul bifold doors? Is that what you got
on there?
Speaker 1 (02:40):
No?
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Just sliding sliding, sliding.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
Rich guy. I feel like that's that ship. I feel
like it should say, like buzzies, it's what's for dinner
or something like that, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Or you can eat easy? How old are you man?
They're just buzzies, all right?
Speaker 3 (03:00):
I know you get You should have seen how the
look on his face when he saw the buzzies.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Yeah, he was like half the front.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
Well, it's not often your co walker coal, your co
walker works in wearing a busy shit.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
That's true, very rare. Yeah, well, I imagine you'll be
facing some kind of harassment charge.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Funny you should say that because I stopped at the
picture station on the way in and there was a
woman serving behind the counter and I rather self consciously
covered covered the buzzies with my arm.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
You're you're like you got your thumb and forefinger together
on each of your hands, and then you were you
tweaking them. You're tweaking them, tweaking my buzzies on my shit.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
I was hiding the buzzies from the lady serving me
because I thought, oh, she might find them offensive.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
I mean, and they're not in your face buzzies.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
Can I also just say that it's a very crude
drawing of a woman with buzzies. It's not like a
really high definition realistic set of buzzies.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Well, I mean, I know you like version of your
face either, is it?
Speaker 2 (04:11):
No, it's just people of a scribble.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
People might be picturing Jason wearing just a full blown
naked woman shirt with their buzzies out.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
As much detail as you'd like. That it's a sketch
more than anything else.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
It's like a doodle. Someone said someone's doodled some buzzies.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Well, funny you should say that, because I found my
doodle T shirt as well. Oh yeah, and it's just
a T shirt with a massive cock on it.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
It is that one hidea for pretty idea for alright,
you're nice man.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
The whole big shirt week days from four on Radio
Hurarchy Big Show Podcast.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
It sounds like, and you probably probably knows this, He's
probably seen them et times. But mystery waitress as a band, Yes,
is that what it is?
Speaker 3 (05:00):
I think literally that one of my girls saw them
over in Australia and bought the T shirt.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
There you go.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Yeah, but I don't know if they're Australian, but I
think she saw them in Australia.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Sure, yeah, yeah, Well it's a nice ship man, good work.
What are you running with? The keezy? Can I just
say jas as well? A T shirt is what you
should be wearing? Yeah, unbelievable.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
I was saying to look at those keysy on the
way down to the sushi shop. I need to lose
a bit of weight on the buzzies, a lot on
the buzzies I'm wearing, but on my own buzzies.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Oh yeah sure, you're the ones underneath those busting so much? Yeah?
I know.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Well, just you know when I when I went in
to the super into the Yes service station, I boughtle
the Sun your topper you lucky so much. That's completely unnecessary.
I didn't need it, no, but I hate it anyway.
It was bloody good, yummy though oily and.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Sort of I can ever, I had one when I
was at school and I hate it. I haven't everyone
since rule, and yeah, I have to go back to it.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Red craving, craving for them every now and then, not often,
but every now and then I go, oh, the top,
it will be the crunchy, mincy kind of goodness.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
And if that cooked well, I don't know, like mints,
a bit of cream, cheesey stuff that sounds nice.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
It is pretty The one I had.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Chicken caught on blur pugs.
Speaker 4 (06:22):
Yeah, because it's always the decision you have to make,
because it's the lasagna top and the chicken caught on
bluetop on next to each other, and the yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
I'd recommend the lasagna one first and then caught on.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
I nearly went for the sort of keysy chicken bites
you know how they got the.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Little key the Louisiana Yeah yeah, And I was like, oh,
I can't. I prefer what the Louisiana tender tender. That's
a bigger one. It's a bigger one. Yeah, I've heard
my fear. Sure of the Southern style bites.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Yeah, yeah, they go. They just don't cook them long enough.
Speaker 4 (06:56):
The ones in the in the cabinet of gas station,
I just soft they should be Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
You mean the outside should be crispy.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
They should be crispy, and that's soft and like gross.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Do you guys like nuggets? But I think they get nuked,
right nuggets?
Speaker 3 (07:11):
Yeah, I think they do get nuked. I do like nuggets.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Yeah, they are.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Fucking young though, they're so good that delicious.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Yeah? What they put in? What sauce? Do you run
with with you?
Speaker 3 (07:22):
Now?
Speaker 2 (07:22):
I've always been a sweet and sea our sauce, always been.
I don't hate barbecue sauce on anything. It's abomination. Big
sweets out sauce guy as well. What's the other one?
Do they have another one? There's tomato, there's like a
plumb one there is there a kind of mustard plums,
honey mustard. Yeah, I tried that.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
You're a psycho if you get that. I just like
Heines kitchup. Heines kitchup is the best tea. Saw what sucks?
Heines Man all the way?
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Kitchup.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
What's happening for the week? Kid?
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Walking rang a Toto tomorrow?
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Taking the baby with you? Yeah, that's a real fucking
terrorist move, that one.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
What do you mean.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Is it? Yeah? Well it is? Is that why you're
doing it? Because you've got your people with you. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
And Laura one of the ones that's staying with us.
Speaker 4 (08:16):
She has she works for like the part of the
government thing doc I guess, in charge of getting rid
of pests and stuff. And she spent a lot of
time out on the other islands helping do all sorts
of stuff. But she's never climbed rung your total.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
I'll tell you.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
The other thing about Rangi Tortur as well is that
they've got like cabins there that you can book and
you go and stay on the island for a night
or two. And my wife and I went, all, let's
do that. That'll be fun. But they're like box six
months in advance.
Speaker 4 (08:45):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
And then that we found out they've stopped doing that.
Now they've shut them down, and.
Speaker 4 (08:51):
I don't know, people get steamed there or something probably
you know. Well, I mean you get there and I
think it only takes like an hour to get at
the top. It really really easy. Yeah, and then there's
a beach there, so we're just gonna park up, go
for a come back, go for a swim.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Theory back too easy. The furies go over two hours.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
We don't know.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
We just don't know what.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
That would be a good. I might do that a
couple of weeks. Maybe that'll be.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Good tomorrow because we're gonna be there.
Speaker 4 (09:16):
That'd be really awkward, especially if you got your buzzy
shirt on, because that'll be like, who's the guy on
the buzzy ship And I'll be like, that's my co
working keys.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
He'll be walking beside me with a rager.
Speaker 4 (09:25):
That would be it would be pretty following around with
a wager.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Yeah, because he's got some poly jawn buzzies.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
I mean, if I was to draw buzzies, this is
probably how I draw them. Not very good.
Speaker 4 (09:39):
It's good, but I'll probably draw them way bigger than
the huge ones.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
What a surprise.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Ah, No, just joking around men sounds the fun dress.
Speaker 4 (09:52):
Hey, listen to The Big Show four or seven week
days Radio Hod
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