February 2, 2026 • 10 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Looks strong.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
But hang on for all you mad bastards loving the
Big Show podcast. Get up even closer on Instagram, YouTube
and tik tok for how targets for to seven every
weekday on radio record.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Yeah, man, can I feel it?
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Hih?
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Weird old days?
Speaker 4 (00:26):
Eh?
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Is it very bizarre? Fucking you guys are weird with
your weather? Hell no, today it was bizarre.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
It wasn't weird. It was not meant to rain for
a start, not according to my forecast.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
It wasn't today's forecast. Get wherever you get your apps.
Speaker 5 (00:40):
It was just steamy, mogig steamy.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
It was ninety three percent humidity, which is a high
for New Zealand.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Wow the history. No, just like it's just very very
high for our standards. And it was twenty eight degrees
in Auckland today, which is the hottest. It spending like
a month and raining just weird. It's weird mode, something
weird going on.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
My builder wasn't happy today.
Speaker 5 (01:03):
He was banging away at the doors there going this
weather fucking sucks ass.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
What did you say you connected tell me about it?
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Man?
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Will you like shut up and get back to work?
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Yeah, shuts it?
Speaker 1 (01:16):
How's the how's the vapor? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:18):
True, talk to me again.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
How's your vaping going? Badly?
Speaker 4 (01:27):
But keys, you showed so much faith in the man.
You can't do that. You're only going to let yourself down.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
What are you doing?
Speaker 3 (01:33):
Fellers? When I say badly, I mean it sucks.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
You're not enjoying the fact that you're not on it.
But you haven't vaped? Yes, have you vaped?
Speaker 1 (01:40):
SIGGI No, okay, some stuff. I had one cigarette on
the weekend five days at the wedding there.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Yeah, that's all right. Man.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
Was it good in the sense that it.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Was ship You talk minutes before like you have one
off done and you go, this isn't even that great?
Speaker 4 (02:04):
Yeah? What made me so kicked up? All my little
like being a bit snotty inflammation? Yeah, the next hour
was like a little bit coffe, little bit snooty. It's
like year, it's just not it's just it's not conducive.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
No, So, but it was good.
Speaker 4 (02:15):
I wasn't like that, which I would normally be you
have one hundred, Yeah, one was, yeah, isn't it?
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Is it the no alcohol thing as well? Certainly? Yeah,
it's good to know that. The Yeah, because if I was.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
It's a real bastard because I used to just be
able to smoke rollies and it was all good. But
now even if I smoke rollies, I just get inflamed
and snotty and coffee.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Yeah, I just I might just go back to rollies.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
Oh where it's at? Yeah, just only one hundred dollars
a peck thirty.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Yeah, it's fucking insane.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Eh.
Speaker 5 (02:49):
The last yeah, the last time I bought a fifty
grand pack, it was like one hundred and fifty seven
dollars and I was like, fucking hell.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
How many dos is that? Eighty four picks?
Speaker 5 (03:03):
It would probably last me about two weeks.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Still so expensive. It's like eighty bucks a week. Yeah,
that's fucked well, it would have not last you that long.
A thirty gram you're lucky if it last year a week.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
Yeah, if you're making tena day, because I think it's
roughly a pack and a half two pecks a thirty
degree yeah, yeah, and you're on day one of the things.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Because our coffee machines shat the beer? Is it?
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Mate?
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Fuck?
Speaker 5 (03:30):
Here he goes And it's really interesting, isn't it. You know,
It's like it's a pretty good machine. It's worth about
nine hundred bucks.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Wow, mine's about fifteen hundred right, yours for free? I
certainly did, and it's a really good machine.
Speaker 5 (03:46):
But when it comes to repairing something like that, everyone's
just fucking don't worry about it, and it's like, I'm
not gonna just fucking biffit. It's probably literally just a
little tube or something that's leave ring.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
It started making be a rubber ring exactly, and it
can't be there hard to replace. I'm sure that if
you pull there, take it out to his she.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
But with it, it's fucking terrible.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
It is. Remember when there used to be a bit
of pride man totally. There used to be TV repairman.
They came around your house and they'd fix it. And
people build a product and they wanted it to last
a lifetime. Now they want to last two years. So
you buy another one.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
My granddad, my dad's dead dead dead, Oh dad dead.
He made a lifting a living. Dad made a lifting.
I weave it spaced out for something. I don't know why.
But he made a living repairing appliances. Yes, and so
he was like yeah, and his back sheet was full
(04:48):
of like old elements off toasters and fridger and just.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
A bit and you how to fix them all. How good?
Speaker 3 (04:53):
I love that ship the big shirt wee days from
four on Radio Hdach.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Big Show podcast.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
But this is the point I was making.
Speaker 5 (05:05):
It was like, you know, the people that make it
are like, oh, don't worry about it, just get a
new one. And there was like we found about two
places around Auckland that fix coffee machines.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
And it's like.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
We've got a we've got a brevel like a neutrable thing,
but it's not a neutrable, it's a breve or something. Rather,
we've had it for seven or eight years. Yeah, it's
fucking unbelievable, amazing. We had to get a neutrable a
different thing. That costs us god knows how many hundreds
of dollars because we couldn't find replacement cups. They've stopped
(05:39):
making the cups. You couldn't get the cups anywhere. Yes,
and the wife couldn't get the cup thingy out because
it would just get stuck because it's just old, just fuck.
So you get a new one. The motor and everything
is completely fine. Garbage check it in the bed.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
It is.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
There's a mindset in the ocean too though, that like
if you sell something that's really good but breaks quid,
then they have to buy another one as long as
it's good.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
That's exactly what it is. And then ship.
Speaker 5 (06:04):
Well, this is a really interesting thing about the coffee
machine we had.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
We had another.
Speaker 5 (06:07):
We had exactly the same one before and after three
years and this is the same has happened again. After
three years it did this. So we took it back
and we was under warranty or something and said, ah,
we'll just give you another one. We were like, sweet, okay,
So they gave us a new one three years down
the track again it's done exactly the same thing, and
(06:29):
it's like, we'll fix it for fox.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Is't interesting.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
They'd rather give you a nine hundred dollars coffee machine
for free than replace a twenty cent part.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Yes, it's crazy, crazy shit. It's PC gone mad.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
It's PC gone mad.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Magain, it's woke mafia ship it is And funny you
know who's responsible, libtads?
Speaker 1 (06:55):
We fix it? I found bringing animal fix it.
Speaker 5 (06:58):
Bring it, No, we've it's already been delivered to another place.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
But you know I found this.
Speaker 5 (07:03):
I was cleaning out my sort of side shelves and
ship which I haven't delved into for about twenty years.
And I found something for my granddad's bowls days. Oh,
and it was it's kind of like as balls. No,
it wasn't it. I've got his balls. I actually do
have his balls, right. But it was this sort of
little trophy thing made of silver and stuff, and it
(07:24):
had a little certificate with it, right, which basically said
this workmanship will last for over one hundred years. This
is what you do to maintain it. Blah blah blah
blah blah. No, how good is that? You fucking to
last forever? Cost more, used to cost more, but last longer,
last forever. But people used to put things on layboy,
(07:45):
which isn't so much a thing now where you get it.
You didn't get it yet to pay it off and
then you get it lay away. Because there never used
to be credit. Yeah, there was no such thing as credit.
You had to you could, you could. There was only
the existing money in the world. Yes, now there's more
money that doesn't exist than actually exists. Yes, you know
what I'm saying. Yes I do know the libtads, I tell.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
You, But seriously, I mean what you're granded. That's great.
Speaker 5 (08:13):
Yeah, I love the idea of because I have such
massive admiration for people that fit ship. Yeah, you know,
and and even just having people around my house and
I'm just going, what a fucking backbone? You whack that out?
You saw this back you do this, you fucking pack
it out.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
It's also very satisfying thing though, like, yes, my my
wife and her friends think that.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
She thinks that. Come on, Jason, I was like halfway
three young there, man, Now it's derailed.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
Well you're saying.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
No, her friends like, oh, your husband's so handy like me.
It's like I'm actually not that handy, but all of
their Yeah, they just don't even try to like hang
up a picture frame or put up a floating shell.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Or anything like that.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
It's like it's actually really simple to do. Well, you
just got to keep on hiving it correct, don't you
suck it up a few times. But then you'll be like, Okay,
now I know how to do it.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (09:05):
I mean I'll hang a picture, but I couldn't build
floating shells.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
You don't have to build them. They build the.
Speaker 5 (09:12):
Coming yeah, because wow, we've got to in our kitchen, right, Yeah,
but the guy that put them in there, he said
they are a fucking prick of the thing to do.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
What is that?
Speaker 3 (09:23):
I don't know. What I've also found out is that
our house is just all out of whack.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
See that'll be it, because it needs to be flush
against the wall. Yeah, and you put like a bracket
thing and then this floating shelf slides onto it. Yes,
as long as you got it in the stud there.
Speaking of studs, what a photo of my face on
chapel row is that?
Speaker 3 (09:43):
I didn't I couldn't feel its your face?
Speaker 1 (09:46):
It was pretty good. That's really good. Is that going
to get pained on Instagram? You like that photo? As
real smooth looking pugs.
Speaker 5 (10:03):
I'm so used to my face being transplanted on all
sorts of ship.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
Oh we didn't even talk about anything today, fellers. But
here's all the backbones out there.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
Yeah, the hard work and fixer upper.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Is Hey, listen to the Big Show four or seven
weekdays radio Hodaki
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Ha Oh yeah,
Looks strong.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
But hang on for all you mad bastards loving the
Big Show podcast. Get up even closer on Instagram, YouTube
and tik tok for how targets for to seven every
weekday on radio record.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Yeah, man, can I feel it?
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Hih?
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Weird old days?
Speaker 4 (00:26):
Eh?
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Is it very bizarre? Fucking you guys are weird with
your weather? Hell no, today it was bizarre.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
It wasn't weird. It was not meant to rain for
a start, not according to my forecast.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
It wasn't today's forecast. Get wherever you get your apps.
Speaker 5 (00:40):
It was just steamy, mogig steamy.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
It was ninety three percent humidity, which is a high
for New Zealand.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Wow the history. No, just like it's just very very
high for our standards. And it was twenty eight degrees
in Auckland today, which is the hottest. It spending like
a month and raining just weird. It's weird mode, something
weird going on.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
My builder wasn't happy today.
Speaker 5 (01:03):
He was banging away at the doors there going this
weather fucking sucks ass.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
What did you say you connected tell me about it?
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Man?
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Will you like shut up and get back to work?
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Yeah, shuts it?
Speaker 1 (01:16):
How's the how's the vapor? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:18):
True, talk to me again.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
How's your vaping going? Badly?
Speaker 4 (01:27):
But keys, you showed so much faith in the man.
You can't do that. You're only going to let yourself down.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
What are you doing?
Speaker 3 (01:33):
Fellers? When I say badly, I mean it sucks.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
You're not enjoying the fact that you're not on it.
But you haven't vaped? Yes, have you vaped?
Speaker 1 (01:40):
SIGGI No, okay, some stuff. I had one cigarette on
the weekend five days at the wedding there.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Yeah, that's all right. Man.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
Was it good in the sense that it.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Was ship You talk minutes before like you have one
off done and you go, this isn't even that great?
Speaker 4 (02:04):
Yeah? What made me so kicked up? All my little
like being a bit snotty inflammation? Yeah, the next hour
was like a little bit coffe, little bit snooty. It's
like year, it's just not it's just it's not conducive.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
No, So, but it was good.
Speaker 4 (02:15):
I wasn't like that, which I would normally be you
have one hundred, Yeah, one was, yeah, isn't it?
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Is it the no alcohol thing as well? Certainly? Yeah,
it's good to know that. The Yeah, because if I was.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
It's a real bastard because I used to just be
able to smoke rollies and it was all good. But
now even if I smoke rollies, I just get inflamed
and snotty and coffee.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Yeah, I just I might just go back to rollies.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
Oh where it's at? Yeah, just only one hundred dollars
a peck thirty.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Yeah, it's fucking insane.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Eh.
Speaker 5 (02:49):
The last yeah, the last time I bought a fifty
grand pack, it was like one hundred and fifty seven
dollars and I was like, fucking hell.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
How many dos is that? Eighty four picks?
Speaker 5 (03:03):
It would probably last me about two weeks.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Still so expensive. It's like eighty bucks a week. Yeah,
that's fucked well, it would have not last you that long.
A thirty gram you're lucky if it last year a week.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
Yeah, if you're making tena day, because I think it's
roughly a pack and a half two pecks a thirty
degree yeah, yeah, and you're on day one of the things.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Because our coffee machines shat the beer? Is it?
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Mate?
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Fuck?
Speaker 5 (03:30):
Here he goes And it's really interesting, isn't it. You know,
It's like it's a pretty good machine. It's worth about
nine hundred bucks.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Wow, mine's about fifteen hundred right, yours for free? I
certainly did, and it's a really good machine.
Speaker 5 (03:46):
But when it comes to repairing something like that, everyone's
just fucking don't worry about it, and it's like, I'm
not gonna just fucking biffit. It's probably literally just a
little tube or something that's leave ring.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
It started making be a rubber ring exactly, and it
can't be there hard to replace. I'm sure that if
you pull there, take it out to his she.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
But with it, it's fucking terrible.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
It is. Remember when there used to be a bit
of pride man totally. There used to be TV repairman.
They came around your house and they'd fix it. And
people build a product and they wanted it to last
a lifetime. Now they want to last two years. So
you buy another one.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
My granddad, my dad's dead dead dead, Oh dad dead.
He made a lifting a living. Dad made a lifting.
I weave it spaced out for something. I don't know why.
But he made a living repairing appliances. Yes, and so
he was like yeah, and his back sheet was full
(04:48):
of like old elements off toasters and fridger and just.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
A bit and you how to fix them all. How good?
Speaker 3 (04:53):
I love that ship the big shirt wee days from
four on Radio Hdach.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Big Show podcast.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
But this is the point I was making.
Speaker 5 (05:05):
It was like, you know, the people that make it
are like, oh, don't worry about it, just get a
new one. And there was like we found about two
places around Auckland that fix coffee machines.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
And it's like.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
We've got a we've got a brevel like a neutrable thing,
but it's not a neutrable, it's a breve or something. Rather,
we've had it for seven or eight years. Yeah, it's
fucking unbelievable, amazing. We had to get a neutrable a
different thing. That costs us god knows how many hundreds
of dollars because we couldn't find replacement cups. They've stopped
(05:39):
making the cups. You couldn't get the cups anywhere. Yes,
and the wife couldn't get the cup thingy out because
it would just get stuck because it's just old, just fuck.
So you get a new one. The motor and everything
is completely fine. Garbage check it in the bed.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
It is.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
There's a mindset in the ocean too though, that like
if you sell something that's really good but breaks quid,
then they have to buy another one as long as
it's good.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
That's exactly what it is. And then ship.
Speaker 5 (06:04):
Well, this is a really interesting thing about the coffee
machine we had.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
We had another.
Speaker 5 (06:07):
We had exactly the same one before and after three
years and this is the same has happened again. After
three years it did this. So we took it back
and we was under warranty or something and said, ah,
we'll just give you another one. We were like, sweet, okay,
So they gave us a new one three years down
the track again it's done exactly the same thing, and
(06:29):
it's like, we'll fix it for fox.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Is't interesting.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
They'd rather give you a nine hundred dollars coffee machine
for free than replace a twenty cent part.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Yes, it's crazy, crazy shit. It's PC gone mad.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
It's PC gone mad.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Magain, it's woke mafia ship it is And funny you
know who's responsible, libtads?
Speaker 1 (06:55):
We fix it? I found bringing animal fix it.
Speaker 5 (06:58):
Bring it, No, we've it's already been delivered to another place.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
But you know I found this.
Speaker 5 (07:03):
I was cleaning out my sort of side shelves and
ship which I haven't delved into for about twenty years.
And I found something for my granddad's bowls days. Oh,
and it was it's kind of like as balls. No,
it wasn't it. I've got his balls. I actually do
have his balls, right. But it was this sort of
little trophy thing made of silver and stuff, and it
(07:24):
had a little certificate with it, right, which basically said
this workmanship will last for over one hundred years. This
is what you do to maintain it. Blah blah blah
blah blah. No, how good is that? You fucking to
last forever? Cost more, used to cost more, but last longer,
last forever. But people used to put things on layboy,
(07:45):
which isn't so much a thing now where you get it.
You didn't get it yet to pay it off and
then you get it lay away. Because there never used
to be credit. Yeah, there was no such thing as credit.
You had to you could, you could. There was only
the existing money in the world. Yes, now there's more
money that doesn't exist than actually exists. Yes, you know
what I'm saying. Yes I do know the libtads, I tell.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
You, But seriously, I mean what you're granded. That's great.
Speaker 5 (08:13):
Yeah, I love the idea of because I have such
massive admiration for people that fit ship. Yeah, you know,
and and even just having people around my house and
I'm just going, what a fucking backbone? You whack that out?
You saw this back you do this, you fucking pack
it out.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
It's also very satisfying thing though, like, yes, my my
wife and her friends think that.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
She thinks that. Come on, Jason, I was like halfway
three young there, man, Now it's derailed.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
Well you're saying.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
No, her friends like, oh, your husband's so handy like me.
It's like I'm actually not that handy, but all of
their Yeah, they just don't even try to like hang
up a picture frame or put up a floating shell.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Or anything like that.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
It's like it's actually really simple to do. Well, you
just got to keep on hiving it correct, don't you
suck it up a few times. But then you'll be like, Okay,
now I know how to do it.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (09:05):
I mean I'll hang a picture, but I couldn't build
floating shells.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
You don't have to build them. They build the.
Speaker 5 (09:12):
Coming yeah, because wow, we've got to in our kitchen, right, Yeah,
but the guy that put them in there, he said
they are a fucking prick of the thing to do.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
What is that?
Speaker 3 (09:23):
I don't know. What I've also found out is that
our house is just all out of whack.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
See that'll be it, because it needs to be flush
against the wall. Yeah, and you put like a bracket
thing and then this floating shelf slides onto it. Yes,
as long as you got it in the stud there.
Speaking of studs, what a photo of my face on
chapel row is that?
Speaker 3 (09:43):
I didn't I couldn't feel its your face?
Speaker 1 (09:46):
It was pretty good. That's really good. Is that going
to get pained on Instagram? You like that photo? As
real smooth looking pugs.
Speaker 5 (10:03):
I'm so used to my face being transplanted on all
sorts of ship.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
Oh we didn't even talk about anything today, fellers. But
here's all the backbones out there.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
Yeah, the hard work and fixer upper.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Is Hey, listen to the Big Show four or seven
weekdays radio Hodaki
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Ha Oh yeah,
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