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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:07):
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Speaker 3 (00:15):
Yeah man, good a feelings.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Hi guys, welcome back, Yeah, welcome back, welcome back.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Good long weekend?
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Was it was a good long weekend? Yeah, it's lovely
sun it feelers?
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (00:26):
Bloody good? Another one this weekend?
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Is it?
Speaker 4 (00:28):
No?
Speaker 1 (00:31):
There must be one. I feel like there's one jew
again pretty soon. But don't we have a flurry of them?
Speaker 2 (00:36):
No, No, there's not. The next one's Easter, and then
after Easter is Ensic Day during the same month. Right, Okay,
you got a bit of a wait. I was. I
was googling this yesterday. When's the next one? Yes, I'm
liking this. It was really weird, though, wasn't it, Guys?
On Saturday? Like ship it feels like Sunday, But it
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wasn't you see it was Saturday. It was out of
the day.
Speaker 4 (01:02):
It was spooky, guys.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
When it's raining, out of it there.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
No, it's not just when it's raining, BG, it's weird
sometimes when it's hot and really humid. What's that about?
Speaker 1 (01:12):
My wife kept saying throughout the weekend. Oh, we've got
another day for that pair, and thinking it was a
Sunday and then going on, no, hang on.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
You'd love it. Hang on in a minute, I've got
it wrong. We did have some fun. We went out
to a water slide park. Yeah, out at that bury
joint out at the riverhead. Okay, yeah, fucking hell. They
are printing money out at that joint. Really, there was
a thousand people there. We've got the water slides. They've
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got a black bouncy castle set up, which is a
separate sort of a thing. And then you go and
pick your own strawberries. Chage a million bucks for that. Yeah,
you go and pick them. You pick yourself. Here's a bucket,
go pick them your piece of shit.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
Here's a bucket.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
That's our ice creams. Yeah, they sell peach fresh fruit. Oh,
been out there? Yeah, it was really good. It was
really good. They are having a few issues at the cafe.
I was patient, Yeah, I was patient. I was yeah. Good,
but waiting forever. You know, young people. Yeah, that's a trick,
isn't it. And it's a funny thing because you employ
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young people, but you have to pay them the minimum
wage even though their brains hardly even work. You shouldn't
be paying them anything. They should be You should be
paying them fifteen bucks an hour and they get to
learn how to do things, because really, why would I
employ a young person if I have to pay them
the same as someone that's got a brain. Do you
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know what I mean? It's like you should pay them there,
so it's worth my while. Now they're an idiot, but
I don't have to pay them fuck all. So it
kind of waks out. They get a bit of experience. Yes,
but I.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
Would the cut off be on there in terms of minimum.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Age minimum age. Yeah, it's like you have.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
This bracket of minimum wage up here, and then you
have this other bracket of you're a fucking idiot.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Yeah, I here's fifteen bucks. I think probably twenty twenty
is the minimum. I think the twenty is when you
go into minimum wage something like that, and I reckon
fifteen to twenty. Yeah, you should be paid less. You
just should because you're you're living at home hopeless. And
also when you get a kind of money, you just
quit your job. You He gives us ship, but we
ordered a Margharita pizza and I've been up there long
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enough to know that I shouldn't just take the box
and assume that there would be a Margharita pizza in there.
So I opened the box and there was a some
kind of a sweet chili chicken number and there I said,
I'll have a margarite to play and what the young
last day bless her was absolutely freaking out. So she
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had to get her manager, who was also fifteen, to
come over and was telling her it was all good,
it's all going to be totally fine. And then we're
waiting on cheeseburger and chips. Yes, and we got nuggets
and chips.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Yeah, it was just funny. It was all good. But yeah,
and it's only, you know, forty five bucks for a
pizza and yeah, it's not as bad as that, but yeah,
but it was a beautiful day.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
Did you when you ordered it, do you call it
a Moggi Reader Pizzagi Reader?
Speaker 2 (04:12):
No, my wife ordered it.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
For some reason. I had a daydream of you ordering
one Moggi Reader pizza and a Moggi Berger with fries.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Please.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
I don't know why they popped it.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
The thing is too about though, those strawberry pecking places
as you picked shiploads of strawberries and then you're like,
you take them all home and go, what the hell
are we going to do with all these strawberries?
Speaker 2 (04:34):
I will also say there is nothing. There's probably something
better than this. You can think of a couple of things.
But eating a strawberry fresh off the boosh, off the
sormed by the sun. I agree, Holy fuck, it pretty unbelievable.
And you never have them like that. You never have
them like that, they're always cold. Yeah, and shit, yeah,
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my real good.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
My mother in law's got a little strawberry patch and
like you just go down there the forage through and
just find it sound like filth. Come on, man, she's
got a little strawberry patch down there in Canterbury and
every now and then I saw a rummage through it
and there'll be like only two or three red ones. Yeah,
but bo they are beautiful circulate.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
I tried to grow strawberries once in my little garden there.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Grow them.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
Was not successful.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Right, that's crazy.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
Did you try going outside and ripping ass next to them?
But you're doing might help me.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
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Speaker 1 (05:35):
I tell you what fell. It's trying to tidy out
my garden at the moment. Fuck what a night. Me.
I'm just going to I'm just going to get two
big Jerry cans of pitt and Wow because if we've done,
it's going to be bush real.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Soon, getting the landscape around like they.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Did the front. They did the front of our house, and.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
You've elected to do the rest of it yourself.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Well, not landscape, but just law and poisoning ship.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Yeah, why don't you just.
Speaker 4 (06:03):
Pay, like, go on like a week paying anyone know,
if you're gonna come on here and guts sake about.
I mean, I love the content, the goodness, good content.
But my mate guy, he paid some guys like five
hundred bucks. They ride up in a van. There was
three of them. They trimmed everything and hauled away everything
in like four hours and it costs eight dollars.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Can you get guy to get in content?
Speaker 4 (06:25):
They called three guys. It's called three guys in a van.
Three guys three.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
It's like the truck brothers that did my moving for that.
Actually was.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
You called them because they were moldy?
Speaker 4 (06:41):
No they weren't.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Actually one of them was one of them was of
Asiatic descent.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
And the other was Pakire. That was it was a
real menagerie.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
It was a melting pot.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
It was a melting pot of people.
Speaker 4 (06:58):
But we just pay someone to come and clear that
it out, man, Because it sounds like punishing work.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Exactly what it's exactly what you use your money for.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
I can't be facked.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
It's it's almost ye because this might be paying someone will.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Do I'm doing today. I was seriously, I was like, fuck,
this is bullshit.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Is bullshit men.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
But the thing is we're hiring people all over the place.
At the moment, it's costing this fucking fortune.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
You've got dog squad money.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
Man, you don't have any dog squad money.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
You don't smoke dirries anymore? Do your vape?
Speaker 1 (07:30):
No, I don't smoke pass. I don't drink pess. You
think i'd have lots of money, Yeah, and I do.
I'm just not fucking no.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
It's good.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
But this is good.
Speaker 4 (07:42):
This is the thing that I realized a couple of
years ago. It's like, I am better off doing what
I do for a living to earn a certain amount
of money and then paying someone who's way better at
their job than I am.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
I totally agree, So yes, except you can say for this,
but well no, as I say, we've got the front part. Now,
this is this is kind of just menu shit. It's
not landscaping done by someone. Yeah, yeah, and then they're
going to do the lawns or so they say.
Speaker 4 (08:08):
Yeah, I don't know, man, just get someone in there.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Do you think I can just sort of wander over
there and stand on the driveway occasionally and just peer
over the place.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Where you bother.
Speaker 4 (08:17):
I don't think it's the landlord just sort of showing up.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Yeah, just turning up and letting yourself in. Funnily enough,
Can I ask you what's happened to the duck.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
Walter had to go?
Speaker 4 (08:28):
Where's he gone?
Speaker 3 (08:30):
We've got a funnily enough just on that. Yeah, he's
in the apartment. He's got his own little place.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
We do have a family, mother duck and about six
chicks chicklings.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Six chickens also known as ducklings ducklings.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
That now permanently hang out in our backyard. Right that
seems to be their safe place.
Speaker 4 (08:54):
How good are you talking about your old house's backyard?
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Yes, yeah, I don't have a backyard on my new place. Well,
unless you call a massive park and an entire city
my back yard.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
I don't. I don't either the too he's gone, oh good,
or he's changed his tune, which is the which is
another possibility, might have died. Well, this is what I'm
a little bit concerned about, because, given I've been rousing
the neighbors, if that bird turns up as a corpse
in the backyard or something like that, I figure it
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was going to be pointing squeally at old Mogi and I, ironically,
I've started waking up at four o'clock anyway, He's trained
me to wake up at four. But he's not even
there anymore.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
You love that shit.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Four Grandma Sou's gone as well. Yes, miss her, she
took the toy. She was gone up for the last week.
Although that's definitely a possibility. He's I had to think
about that. But we spoke about the fact that that
bird had gone. Yeah, but now I get to have
the office back, which is nice. Although now my missus
has got a cough, so she's sleeping in the spare room.
(09:58):
But also should actually should we should talk about that
because I wonder when you're sick, who goes in the spirit.
Thank you. I think we must have done it. Yeah, yes,
we've done everything else. We like the Simpson.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
I think it's a sick person, isn't it.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
Yes, I think the sick person moves. Yes, Yes, that's right.
Why should I be disrupted just because my wife's sick.
Speaker 4 (10:16):
Yeah, she's the one that lets sickness into our household.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
That's right.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
How was your weekend?
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Case you were, I've got some concerns. I feel like,
oh no, I'll maybe say, but you're pretty sure.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
The perse mean you don't drink a lot of purse.
Do you know? What do you mean? Well, you don't
drink much purse, That's what I mean. You don't turn
up hangover on the on the Monday very often.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
I don't know about I don't have that's good.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Well, no, he isn't. He doesn't. You can always hear it.
Speaker 4 (10:45):
I only turn up hangover on the Monday if there's
like a big hodarky event during the weekend or something.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Yeah, or like a steady or something. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (10:52):
But otherwise I'll have, you.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
Know, not one hundred percent, not that I was hungover
because I've been on the hammer, but not a handy
because I drink but I'm also twenty years older than you.
Speaker 4 (11:01):
Yeah, well i'd say that as well. But no, usually
I was just like over the weekend, I was down
to my parents. I had like a few beers, half
a bottle of wine with mum. Yeah, but it's like
never more than say, five beers.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
It's funny, isn't it, Because I've just sort of realized
walking around because now it's finally sunny. You know, we're
getting a little bit of son Yes, I've realized that
if I'm not drinking, I don't even give a fuck
of it. Sonny, I don't even care. Yeah, it's just hot.
Was hot and I was drinking, that would be fucking sick.
Now it's just hot. Yes, Well, you know I got like,
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I'm not like when it's sunny and I was stringing.
I was like, oh got, we'll go and you know,
sitting the sun, have a few beers. Now I just
sit inside, you know, jack and beat.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Enough.
Speaker 4 (11:42):
I was gonna say, you know, you've got go to
the beat, go down to the beach. It's too hot,
take it an umbrella and take your book that you're reading.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Yeah, that is fucking what a picnic? What are you saying?
What are you calling me?
Speaker 4 (11:52):
Go to the beach enjoy fucking hate you.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
I would be happier if I've got to if I
had a pool. My neighbors have got a poll.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
You can come over to my apartment and borrow ours
in Doorsough, isn't it?
Speaker 3 (12:05):
Yeah, that's ship, is it?
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Hey?
Speaker 4 (12:09):
Listen to the Big Show. Very hungover, don't you think
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