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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You get to go, Jason, Yes, turn it down.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Yes for all you med bastards loving the Big Show podcast,
Get Up even Closer on Instagram, YouTube and ticked off
for Raw Doggies for to seven every weekday on radio
Get Fellows.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Now, look, let's just get it right off the bed here.
What we need to lay off the felth mogi. I'm
looking at you especially. I've seen how you've you.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Just seen come on guys, as soon as we came
in and I'm the piece of shit.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
I see how it's permeated deeply into Keysy's soul. And
now he's dropping the most atrocious lines when what.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
He's talking about is what's the song that goes, oh
puddle of mud blue ry. Yeah, you know, we take
it all the way. And then when I walked in
and I said, and you show I did him, and
Jason was like, Kezy, that's discussing. It's just a little joke, man,
It's fine what I'm talking now.
Speaker 5 (01:08):
I also want to I also want to.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Reiterate this is not an excuse to then indulge in
filth like you just did.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
But I was just explaining, yeah, that's right, and can
I say that Keysy used to hate because I always
sing along and put filth into lyrics, always have done,
really and key never liked it. But now it's growing
on what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (01:31):
That is what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Sometimes you know that the show is going to take
tunes here and there, and you just have to go
with it.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Me.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
He also made.
Speaker 5 (01:39):
Another comment to me yesterday, and I'm not even going
to go near repeating it.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
What it was, I cannot say what it was.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Then I was just like, what was easy?
Speaker 4 (01:51):
What was in a reference to oral sex?
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Yeah? What was that?
Speaker 5 (01:56):
No, I'm not telling you.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
I have no idea. Man, I've got no idea what
it could be.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Pert's also, I mean he's filthy bat in anyway by nature.
Speaker 5 (02:06):
He's now dropping some clangers.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
Can I just say I don't love Moggis adding filth
to lyrics right because me adding shoved it in like
it goes along with the lyrics and it makes sense.
Whereas will be.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Like saying no because I take I take extension to that.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
Aod work shove on my busies or something that doesn't.
Speaker 5 (02:33):
No, it's much filthier.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
But I feel like I finished a bit.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
More because we're in what I'm in danger of is
being permeated myself and I every now and then you
are film now that I get. When I'm at home,
a clanger will come out and I'll go, fucking Mogie,
and my wife will go excuse me, and I'll go
as Mogi, a's fucking Mogi.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Can I say I take great exception to this. At
the start of this year, I said we need to
clean the show up. Yes you did, and I was
met with nothing but resistance from the two of you.
And so here we here we find ourselves.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
No, no, no, come on.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
I was saying, we can't have this kind of content.
People turn it off in their cars, they don't want
to listen to talk with their kids. We need to
broaden our audience, fellows, We've got to think big. We've
got to grow this show. And you both said fuck that, Mogi.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
No no, no, no, no, no, like that is like, I don't know,
I can't even think of a metaphor to explain Mogi
suggesting that we clear the list.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
I did, and.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
That is absolutely true. You did mention that, and then
you were straight back into it leading the cause.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Oh, thank you the charge.
Speaker 5 (03:53):
Yes, And I was just like.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
The whole Arking Big Show week days from four on
Radio Hicky Big Show Podcast.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
I know for a fact that you actually like filth,
though now.
Speaker 5 (04:06):
I don't like filth.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
And here's thekezy Keasy was a sweet young kid when
he started the show, and he's with the soul of
a seventy year old man if you will still have it.
But now it's just filthy old. He's a filthy seventy
year old man. He's just high on the prescription drag.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Hang on a minute. Who's always talking about having a
huge piece, a six swing in the house, the whole
a case full of dili's.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
I will I will fully acknowledge the sixth swing and
the dillys, the dillies, But you know that's not any.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Talking about having a messive downstairs?
Speaker 5 (04:50):
Will you guys sitting there?
Speaker 3 (04:52):
That is you guys go Jay saying, I will say it.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
You can lead a horse to water, but we drink.
You can't make him jew And look, yea even me.
You could lead a horse to water, but.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Can we co on the T shirt panks.
Speaker 5 (05:16):
Horse to water, but you can't make him jears.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
You're on the one down joy.
Speaker 5 (05:23):
Now that's quite funny that one. That would be a
really good that would be a good T shirt.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
I'd wear that. So many people would wear that, and
so many other people would say.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
What is that?
Speaker 4 (05:36):
Yeah, yes, my wife wouldn't liked me wearing that.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
No, well, that's just the other thing that concerns me
is your lovely one appearances.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Man, she's a shocking burst.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
She is now having to put up with keasy dropping,
absolute shockers and the and they in the in the
home environl.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
But is that true? You don't know that that's happening.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
She wring me out tears, saying, what's up with old keysy?
I mean, is so filthy at the moment.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
Now, my wife has quite a dirty sense of humor
at times.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Yeah, so does mine. Actually, yeah, she thinks like rubbing
off on you guys, and you're bringing it to work.
And now here's the thing.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
My wife can get away with saying stuff at home
that I would never get away.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
With, the racist stuff. She's anger.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
She has said some absolute clangers, and I'm like, excuse me,
they've been more shocking than you. If I were to
even delve into that area, she would cane my ass.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
You wish.
Speaker 4 (06:51):
Well, look, how about we just make a promise right now, Well,
why don't we.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Do it today? Let's do the zero Filth Extravaganza.
Speaker 4 (06:59):
All right, I'm just looking at our planning sheet to
see if it's possible. Yeah, no, we're going to do it,
sending Jason a farewell tour the hoar Frost.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Your topic is the horf Frost. Well, I threw a
video last night. It's called the guys that We've got
a whore Frost and I've actually heard of that, thank you?
Ye what am I meant to do about that? To
be misinterpreted? So we give to ditch the hoar Frost.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
I don't know how it would be. Well, do we
have to do it today?
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Well, it's come up today. It makes sense from a
podcaster's point of view that they'll hear this and then
they'll hear the show special zerofil Friday.
Speaker 5 (07:36):
Yes, okay, yeah, totally man.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
No, it's just today. We'll see how we go. Okay,
see how much does that.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
Mean we have to rename the Throbber?
Speaker 3 (07:45):
No, which is we're not sex keysy, we're not we're
not giggling at throbbers. Come on, man, yes, we are troubber,
rude and dirty. See that's your seventy year old name.
Speaker 4 (07:59):
Come well, hang on to my sex or okay, we'll
keep the throb within, but everything else looks pretty clean.
Jase joins a Good Bitch's Bacon group. That's filth.
Speaker 5 (08:11):
No, it's not.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
What are you going to do with it?
Speaker 4 (08:13):
Aland and you.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
You know.
Speaker 4 (08:16):
What being disgusting in what way, whatever disgusting way your
amazing mind can think of?
Speaker 5 (08:23):
It is an amazing mind.
Speaker 4 (08:27):
I'm not excited for the show now. I'm actually i.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
Am because I've got because I see like old pugsun
and studio that he he's kind of our barometer barometer. Yes,
thank you, that's the word I was looking for, and
sometimes I'm late. He's been like head in hands going,
I know.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
That we're doing well. But the thing was because here's
p C level. He's very sensitive, so I know if
he's going redlining, we've nailed it. So yeah, we're right
on the on the edge.
Speaker 4 (08:58):
He's like a very very precise like when an earthquakes happening,
what are they called not there's the old richtoscale, it's
the old version, but anyway, very precise one that shakes
even if there's an earthquake like two hundred miles away.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
He's constantly shaking. He's just he's quivering the whole time. Okay,
there is, and so it's good. Whereas if we hear Jason,
if you look out the window and he's got his
head in his hands, you know.
Speaker 5 (09:23):
That's ok Yeah, maybe I'm miss interpreting there.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Yeah, yeah, that's how much we'll be knocking out of
the park because he hasn't taken his head out of
his hands for the last week. Yeah. Well, I'm trying
to figure out, Actually, well, why don't we do why
don't we also do a big part was the Big
Show too filthy? Finding referend them?
Speaker 4 (09:44):
When are we doing that today?
Speaker 1 (09:45):
We can do that today.
Speaker 5 (09:47):
We're got to keep it clean, Keezy. We're better than that, man,
we are. We are better than the filth that comes
out of your mouth.
Speaker 4 (09:54):
Okay. So you're telling me we're going to do a
show that relies on like genuine clever humor, yes, wit
yet correct, rather than just knob gags.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Yes, okay, your funeral.
Speaker 4 (10:05):
This is a big show. Four or seven weekdays. Radio
hadarchy
You get to go, Jason, Yes, turn it down.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Yes for all you med bastards loving the Big Show podcast,
Get Up even Closer on Instagram, YouTube and ticked off
for Raw Doggies for to seven every weekday on radio
Get Fellows.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Now, look, let's just get it right off the bed here.
What we need to lay off the felth mogi. I'm
looking at you especially. I've seen how you've you.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Just seen come on guys, as soon as we came
in and I'm the piece of shit.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
I see how it's permeated deeply into Keysy's soul. And
now he's dropping the most atrocious lines when what.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
He's talking about is what's the song that goes, oh
puddle of mud blue ry. Yeah, you know, we take
it all the way. And then when I walked in
and I said, and you show I did him, and
Jason was like, Kezy, that's discussing. It's just a little joke, man,
It's fine what I'm talking now.
Speaker 5 (01:08):
I also want to I also want to.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Reiterate this is not an excuse to then indulge in
filth like you just did.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
But I was just explaining, yeah, that's right, and can
I say that Keysy used to hate because I always
sing along and put filth into lyrics, always have done,
really and key never liked it. But now it's growing
on what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (01:31):
That is what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Sometimes you know that the show is going to take
tunes here and there, and you just have to go
with it.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Me.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
He also made.
Speaker 5 (01:39):
Another comment to me yesterday, and I'm not even going
to go near repeating it.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
What it was, I cannot say what it was.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Then I was just like, what was easy?
Speaker 4 (01:51):
What was in a reference to oral sex?
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Yeah? What was that?
Speaker 5 (01:56):
No, I'm not telling you.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
I have no idea. Man, I've got no idea what
it could be.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Pert's also, I mean he's filthy bat in anyway by nature.
Speaker 5 (02:06):
He's now dropping some clangers.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
Can I just say I don't love Moggis adding filth
to lyrics right because me adding shoved it in like
it goes along with the lyrics and it makes sense.
Whereas will be.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Like saying no because I take I take extension to that.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
Aod work shove on my busies or something that doesn't.
Speaker 5 (02:33):
No, it's much filthier.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
But I feel like I finished a bit.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
More because we're in what I'm in danger of is
being permeated myself and I every now and then you
are film now that I get. When I'm at home,
a clanger will come out and I'll go, fucking Mogie,
and my wife will go excuse me, and I'll go
as Mogi, a's fucking Mogi.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Can I say I take great exception to this. At
the start of this year, I said we need to
clean the show up. Yes you did, and I was
met with nothing but resistance from the two of you.
And so here we here we find ourselves.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
No, no, no, come on.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
I was saying, we can't have this kind of content.
People turn it off in their cars, they don't want
to listen to talk with their kids. We need to
broaden our audience, fellows, We've got to think big. We've
got to grow this show. And you both said fuck that, Mogi.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
No no, no, no, no, no, like that is like, I don't know,
I can't even think of a metaphor to explain Mogi
suggesting that we clear the list.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
I did, and.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
That is absolutely true. You did mention that, and then
you were straight back into it leading the cause.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Oh, thank you the charge.
Speaker 5 (03:53):
Yes, And I was just like.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
The whole Arking Big Show week days from four on
Radio Hicky Big Show Podcast.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
I know for a fact that you actually like filth,
though now.
Speaker 5 (04:06):
I don't like filth.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
And here's thekezy Keasy was a sweet young kid when
he started the show, and he's with the soul of
a seventy year old man if you will still have it.
But now it's just filthy old. He's a filthy seventy
year old man. He's just high on the prescription drag.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Hang on a minute. Who's always talking about having a
huge piece, a six swing in the house, the whole
a case full of dili's.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
I will I will fully acknowledge the sixth swing and
the dillys, the dillies, But you know that's not any.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Talking about having a messive downstairs?
Speaker 5 (04:50):
Will you guys sitting there?
Speaker 3 (04:52):
That is you guys go Jay saying, I will say it.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
You can lead a horse to water, but we drink.
You can't make him jew And look, yea even me.
You could lead a horse to water, but.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Can we co on the T shirt panks.
Speaker 5 (05:16):
Horse to water, but you can't make him jears.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
You're on the one down joy.
Speaker 5 (05:23):
Now that's quite funny that one. That would be a
really good that would be a good T shirt.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
I'd wear that. So many people would wear that, and
so many other people would say.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
What is that?
Speaker 4 (05:36):
Yeah, yes, my wife wouldn't liked me wearing that.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
No, well, that's just the other thing that concerns me
is your lovely one appearances.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Man, she's a shocking burst.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
She is now having to put up with keasy dropping,
absolute shockers and the and they in the in the
home environl.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
But is that true? You don't know that that's happening.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
She wring me out tears, saying, what's up with old keysy?
I mean, is so filthy at the moment.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
Now, my wife has quite a dirty sense of humor
at times.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Yeah, so does mine. Actually, yeah, she thinks like rubbing
off on you guys, and you're bringing it to work.
And now here's the thing.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
My wife can get away with saying stuff at home
that I would never get away.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
With, the racist stuff. She's anger.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
She has said some absolute clangers, and I'm like, excuse me,
they've been more shocking than you. If I were to
even delve into that area, she would cane my ass.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
You wish.
Speaker 4 (06:51):
Well, look, how about we just make a promise right now, Well,
why don't we.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Do it today? Let's do the zero Filth Extravaganza.
Speaker 4 (06:59):
All right, I'm just looking at our planning sheet to
see if it's possible. Yeah, no, we're going to do it,
sending Jason a farewell tour the hoar Frost.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Your topic is the horf Frost. Well, I threw a
video last night. It's called the guys that We've got
a whore Frost and I've actually heard of that, thank you?
Ye what am I meant to do about that? To
be misinterpreted? So we give to ditch the hoar Frost.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
I don't know how it would be. Well, do we
have to do it today?
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Well, it's come up today. It makes sense from a
podcaster's point of view that they'll hear this and then
they'll hear the show special zerofil Friday.
Speaker 5 (07:36):
Yes, okay, yeah, totally man.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
No, it's just today. We'll see how we go. Okay,
see how much does that.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
Mean we have to rename the Throbber?
Speaker 3 (07:45):
No, which is we're not sex keysy, we're not we're
not giggling at throbbers. Come on, man, yes, we are troubber,
rude and dirty. See that's your seventy year old name.
Speaker 4 (07:59):
Come well, hang on to my sex or okay, we'll
keep the throb within, but everything else looks pretty clean.
Jase joins a Good Bitch's Bacon group. That's filth.
Speaker 5 (08:11):
No, it's not.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
What are you going to do with it?
Speaker 4 (08:13):
Aland and you.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
You know.
Speaker 4 (08:16):
What being disgusting in what way, whatever disgusting way your
amazing mind can think of?
Speaker 5 (08:23):
It is an amazing mind.
Speaker 4 (08:27):
I'm not excited for the show now. I'm actually i.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
Am because I've got because I see like old pugsun
and studio that he he's kind of our barometer barometer. Yes,
thank you, that's the word I was looking for, and
sometimes I'm late. He's been like head in hands going,
I know.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
That we're doing well. But the thing was because here's
p C level. He's very sensitive, so I know if
he's going redlining, we've nailed it. So yeah, we're right
on the on the edge.
Speaker 4 (08:58):
He's like a very very precise like when an earthquakes happening,
what are they called not there's the old richtoscale, it's
the old version, but anyway, very precise one that shakes
even if there's an earthquake like two hundred miles away.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
He's constantly shaking. He's just he's quivering the whole time. Okay,
there is, and so it's good. Whereas if we hear Jason,
if you look out the window and he's got his
head in his hands, you know.
Speaker 5 (09:23):
That's ok Yeah, maybe I'm miss interpreting there.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Yeah, yeah, that's how much we'll be knocking out of
the park because he hasn't taken his head out of
his hands for the last week. Yeah. Well, I'm trying
to figure out, Actually, well, why don't we do why
don't we also do a big part was the Big
Show too filthy? Finding referend them?
Speaker 4 (09:44):
When are we doing that today?
Speaker 1 (09:45):
We can do that today.
Speaker 5 (09:47):
We're got to keep it clean, Keezy. We're better than that, man,
we are. We are better than the filth that comes
out of your mouth.
Speaker 4 (09:54):
Okay. So you're telling me we're going to do a
show that relies on like genuine clever humor, yes, wit
yet correct, rather than just knob gags.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Yes, okay, your funeral.
Speaker 4 (10:05):
This is a big show. Four or seven weekdays. Radio
hadarchy
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