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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Peep, let's go back here in your half. The player
scooped the ball back and he didn't even do that.
They get a penalty and score.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Sounds like you're over it.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Fucking pieces of shit. But they're too good.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
They're too good. South Africa? Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Okay. They're so physical and strong. It's ridiculous. I don't
know how you beat them. I really don't.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Potty time?
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Yeah, man.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
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Speaker 1 (00:38):
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Speaker 2 (00:40):
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Speaker 1 (00:45):
G'day, fellas.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Backbone. Hello. Hello.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
I've got to be honest. Oh, no. I thought you
fellas would be much more sort of sad-faced, Lip drooping.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Look, I mean, it is pretty sad, isn't it? I mean,
the All Blacks losing a series 3-1. Yeah. It's gutting.
Getting smashed more and more every single week. Not good.
Not good. I'll tell you, I watched it. I got
up with a hurr of a hangover. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
And....
Speaker 2 (01:17):
I've got to say, man, I don't know if I
can watch it anymore.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
It was a frustrating game to watch.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
It was 110 minutes long for 80 minutes of rugby.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
The amount of stoppages and shit, it's just like... Why
am I watching this shit?
Speaker 1 (01:33):
And it may be that I'm misremembering things, but it
seems like every time we play in the States, there's
some sort of technical balls up.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
And that's what I like, yeah, that you're right, because
they had something else with, like, they're trying to look
at the third referee or give the, you know, a
replay for the ref to be able to see if
the screen wasn't working, was my memory.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
It was like a 10-minute break.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
But that's the thing, and Keezy, you mentioned it, but
the idea that you're trying to grow the game, and
by trying to grow the game, you blow your whistle
a thousand times. A million times. You have... You have
an English referee, two English touch judges, and an English
bastard up in the box. Yeah. It was fucking dire,
that game.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
You're asking for trouble.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
If they're going to have an exhibition game, they should
use that ref that was in the first game. The
right game we won, and you just let the game
flow a bit.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Same ref.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Was it him?
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Oh, fuck that guy. It was terrible.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Really? But, you know, from after Saturday, I was absolutely certain.
I went, I resigned myself. It was like, It's going
to be a two-game loss this weekend. It's going to
be both games that I want us to win.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
We're going to lose.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Not just the All Blacks, but the Whas, of course.
I was like, ah. But that's OK. I had a
great weekend, nonetheless.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Well, exactly. You can't let sport dictate your happiness. Well,
that's right. I know.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
I know, and I didn't. Got out into the world.
I had a wander around, a lovely lunch.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
It was good stuff. What did you eat? Ramen. Oh, yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Tan-tan.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Boom-boom.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Boom. I let Keezy know all about it.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
He loved it.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Yeah, we'll talk about that on the show at some stage.
Just getting hit by Jase. That's why I just messaged
through the chat being like, we should start a food
review page.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
I tell you what, there's a lot of fucking food
chat around here. Yeah, man. And for the audience out there,
believe me, it's not just on the show. It is non-stop.
Non-stop hot pot. Yeah. Me and Jace are wired very similar.
I can't wait for Jace to get over it.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
And, Mogi, because food isn't as important in your life
as it is in my life.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Food is the main thing for me. I just like
to cycle more. I enjoy to cycle through it. So
we've had chicken nuggies. We've had cheese balls. We've had–
All sorts of different things. Oh, nippies. Nippies. Steam puddings.
The steam puddings were great.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
And the great thing about the hot pot is he's
almost at the end of it, I can tell.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Yeah, I know, I know.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
I'm going tonight.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Last week there was a bit of a mention there. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So he's tapering off and he's doing his last final
dash tonight.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
But great weekend.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
What? He was just talking. Yeah, I know.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
That's what I'm saying because you asked me the question.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Very good weekend.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Yeah, it was really nice.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Same here.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
And I got hungover vibes from both of you on Sunday.
I don't know why, but I just.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
On Sunday? Yeah, yeah. I don't remember even talking to
the chat.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
No, well, you didn't.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
And that's a sign.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Yeah, right.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
No, Sunday I was sweet as because I was just
drinking beers at the Waz the whole time.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Right, yeah. I just drink beers. It's totally fine. That's
also how people get hungover, just drinking beers. Traditionally, but
for me, it's when I start fucking around. It's what
time do you finish?
Speaker 3 (04:37):
So Manara and I started, and the girls started at.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
2 o'clock in the Arvo.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Went down, there's a pub slash driving range down in
town there by your.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Work, actually. Yeah, that's right. I haven't spotted it yet.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
So we went there, beers, pizzas, and they have these
games on the projectors, and it's like you can play
a game, essentially like playing Candy Crush.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
You're just chipping the ball at the screen and trying to,
you know, really fun. The girls loved it. Choice.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
There for two hours, having a few beers, and then
straight to Lily World.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Couldn't get in. They closed the gates. Really?
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Oh, wow.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
We were like, what?
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Is that the bar in the stadium? In the stadium.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Yeah, that doesn't surprise me.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
And then we walked.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Around to the main gate, went through there, then the
back entrance to Lily World, and they were like, yeah,
sweet ass, come on in.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Ha ha! Okay.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Was it jammed to the gunnels?
Speaker 2 (05:20):
It fucking was. You get a few cues there, right?
It could do with an extra bar in there. Oh, 100%, yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
But it's great.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
I absolutely love that joint.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
The key there is you had some pizzas to soak
some shit up. Now that's the key.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
We watched the game at Frank in the podcast studio there.
There was about 15 or so of us. Wow, in
the podcast studio? Yeah, yeah. We moved everything out. All
the cameras were out. The tables were out. Everything was out.
We just had sort of lined up chairs. There were
people on the ground. But just like this big chat
about pizzas. I completely forgot. Didn't eat a thing. Bed
at 4.30. Yeah. Great. So you were hung as fuck.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Oh, 4.30 in the abo or in the morn?
Speaker 2 (05:57):
I don't go to bed at 4.30 in the afternoon.
Before the wars.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Well, you know, you might have.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Oh, do you mean all night and then the next day?
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Yes. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
No, I didn't do that. No, 4.30 in the morning.
The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hauraki.
Now that's good listening.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
And it's live.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
What are you listening to there? Oh, me?
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Oh, sorry. I was listening to the Radio Hauraki Big Show. Right.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Four to seven weekdays. Yeah, that's quite specific. And I
heart radio. What?
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Cheers.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
The Hauraki Big Show podcast. So all things considered, I
was like, this is not going to be good. But
I actually feel pretty, pretty fine. All things considered, which
is fucking great. Pretty fine, man. But I just wonder,
you're still drinking. I was still drinking at like three.
Like normally I'll stop drinking and just move on to
waters or something. But I was still drinking at 3.30.
Must have been thirsty, man. The missus going, who wants
(06:56):
another drink? Yeah, me. I will. I'm an idiot. Yes, please.
It was great, though. I had a ball. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
And it's the, I tell you what, it's the wines
that get you.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Yeah, what got me?
Speaker 1 (07:08):
It's the wine, the red wine that can really handle you.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
I think we were just on the vodka sodas, so
it could have been worse. But yeah, good fun. Pretty
about the game. How was it to be there, Keezy?
It was fucking sick, right? I had such a great day.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
My wife and I got home and she was like, well,
the results suck, but that was a really fun day.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
It's all you want.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Yeah, because Minara and his missus had organised the golf
and shit, and we were just like, actually, that's a
great idea. Did that, bit of fun, up the Waz,
every other bay in there with us, we're all Waz
supporters as well.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
Straight there, Lily World. A couple of jugs of beer each,
straight into the game, trays of beer, get into it,
and then big loss.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Back to Lily World for about an hour and a
half afterwards. Saw the pants, man, and his dad. Oh, nice.
Had a bit of a yarn to them. It was nice.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
And then home, I was eating KFC at like 11 p.m.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
At home. Nice. Stoked, man. But that's good, though. 11 p.m.,
that's good. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
And then, yeah, it was good, but it sucked.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Chicken nuggies all through the sheets.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Potato and gravy dribbling down your chin.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
This is good, baby.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Your greasy drumstick.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Rubbing against the sheets. Yeah. How was it to be there, Keezy?
Because what I sort of find annoying about the Wazers,
not annoying, But with the supporters, they're more fans than
they are supporters. So when things aren't going your way,
when things are going good, very loud. Awesome. When things
aren't going your way, fucking hear a pin drop. You
get nothing out of them. No sort of effort to
(08:34):
lift the team or anything like that. It's really quiet.
That's how it sounded on the TV. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Nah. Compared to a fucking All Blacks game. Oh, sure. But. Yeah,
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
It was still, it was mean being there, but after
the first half, and I was pretty seen, but I
could tell that we were playing, we seemed to play
either a brand of fucking awesome fired up footy or
just lackluster as fuck.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
And I could tell straight away that we were playing
this as a second option. I was just like, ah, fuck,
this is going to be so, third game I've watched
at Mount Smart in a.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Row that was unenjoyable. Yeah, right. The game wasn't a
good game. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
And then you watch them play the Panthers on TV
and it looks fucking amazing and they do the hucker.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Yeah. Look, It was great. I was pretty drunk. Tane Tupik,
he had a good game. That's all I can remember.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
He was amazing.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Yeah, he was good. Yeah, he was fucking good.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
He had like 18 points at one point, didn't he,
or something?
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Yeah, because he's our kicker, true.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
But all the guys that usually fucking step up massively
were just a bit flat.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
I wonder if we're just empty, man. Well, I think
the big problem in what it looked like, and look,
Charlie Gable will have a view on this. But Jackson
Ford went off, so we lost. Oh, my God. Syndesmosis
straight away. So we lost a bench rotate. And so
Laban ended up playing 80, which he never does. No,
you're right. And he was gassed as fuck.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Yeah, he missed some bad tickets.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
And he was, and look, you know, can't blame him,
but it did happen. But two of his misses led
directly to tries. But he was. just absolutely, and he
was looking to the sideline. He was gassed. But it
was just, you couldn't get him off the field. Yeah. Fuck.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Not good.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
But it's good, though, because we've got another chance.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
That is true, man.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
That's true. Are you going to go this weekend? No.
I think I'm going to go.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
I'm just going to stay home because I've got a
big weekend. Obviously, come dine with me Saturday. And then Sunday,
I'm going to be doing a lot of packing and stuff,
getting my house packed up.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
When are we playing?
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Sunday at 6 p.m. Sunday at 6, yeah. Eden Park.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Because my wife was like, are the Waas playing for
come dine with me?
Speaker 2 (10:32):
No, I wouldn't have that on during come dine with me.
That's when I sent that message and I thought that's
what was happening.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Yes, and I went, oh, no, that would never happen.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
Fortunately, I was worried it was going to be the Saturday,
and if the Waas lost, it would just be the ultimate,
you know.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Yeah, and weirdly, if we beat Newcastle, we'd play the
Dolphins again. Oh, yeah, true. You'd think you'd settle up
so that they'd be on the other side. At home? No.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
At their job?
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Oh, jeez. But it's there to be in Queensland, which
is pretty much a home game.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
What about the Knights? Do we play them at home?
Speaker 2 (11:03):
We play them here at Eden Park. Oh, Eden Park. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And Come Dine With Me is at my house.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
What day was that?
Speaker 2 (11:11):
It's exciting, isn't it? We're finding out about it. Hey,
listen to the big show. Oh, God. Four to seven weekdays.
What time on Saturday, Keezy? 7 a.m. Oh, damn it.
Have you got something at 7 a.m.? I'll be at
the gym.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Oh, okay.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Well, it's actually 2 p.m. See you then. Bye. See
you then.