September 10, 2026 • 10 mins
On today's poddy, it's a hard life, getting to play golf during the workday.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
For all you mad bastards loving the Big Show Podcast,
get up even closer on Instagram, YouTube and TikTok, or
Raw Doggy, four to seven every weekday, on Radio Hodaki.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
On Radio Hodaki.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Backbone.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Hello.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Hello.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Hello. Oh, g'day, fellas. Have we started? Oh, right. I
wasn't even paying attention. G'day, fellas.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Unbelievable.
Speaker 4 (00:26):
Jase, man, I played the official intro and everything.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Yeah, I know.
Speaker 5 (00:29):
I thought it was literally just something playing on the
radio and I was like, oh, right.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
You said you were going to go, mate?
Speaker 4 (00:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
But you were trolling buzzies.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Well, yes. That's how I get into the show.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Phil. Did you guys play golf today? Sort of.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
I don't want to talk about it, man.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Another shitter. Both a couple of fucking losers.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Fucking terrible.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Yeah, yeah. It's over for you.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
I'm done with golf. I'm out.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Yeah, good.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
The thing with Jase is he's a very good golfer.
What's happening at the moment? Is he very good? Yeah. Like,
for someone like me, when Jase is playing well, I think, man,
I wish I could play that well.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Yeah, right.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
Like, and we're talking low 90s.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Yeah, exactly. Which is great.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
So about 20 over par.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Yeah, about 20 over par.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
But in my opinion, that is very good for someone
who's not playing five times a week.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
And is 80.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
And is 80 years of age.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Oh, you're 80 now. You're 80 when it suits you.
You're 80 when it suits you or you're 39.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
But his thing now is whenever he goes to chip.
His brain is full of, I fucking suck at this.
I'm fucking chipping.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Here we go.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
This is going to be a fucking nightmare.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
So then do you get somebody who's not as good
at giving you advice? No.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
He's not giving you advice?
Speaker 4 (01:35):
All I say to him is think positive thoughts.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
That's not how Jase operates at his best. Jase operates
at his best by calling himself a piece of shit.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
You play a nice tee shot, Mogi.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Here we fucking go. What's the point?
Speaker 2 (01:49):
You're just off the green. What do you shoot? Seven.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Four chips. Four chips that go five metres.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
It's because he's too tense, Mogi. How do we relax
him with the chipping, man?
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Just go down the driving range. You're a bum.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Yeah, well, I am a bum.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Or go and get some lessons.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Yeah, well, see.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
You won't do that.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
No, I'm going to go on YouTube.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
That would be like going to a doctor, you know,
to fix a problem. But instead you prefer the moan.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
It started off okay and then fell apart.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
How about this, all right? Because Jase won't go and
get lessons.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
No.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
And he's even said, I'm not going to play anymore
until I've fixed my chip.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
So I'm like, cool.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
So now I've got no playing partner.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Yeah, it's over.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
So how about this? If anyone listening lives in Auckland
and is a golf coach and wants to help Hoity
J with his chipping. Message me on Instagram.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
What do you want help with, Keezy?
Speaker 4 (02:40):
I don't care. Because I'm happy just that you've seen
me play, man. I'm shit at everything. Nah, man.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Come on.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
But, like, if my playing partner's not going to play
with me anymore.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
No, play. I was just fuming.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
It gets to you.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
It's fucking annoying, man. It's an exasperating game.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (02:57):
Everything else is going good in just one facet, but
you have to play that shot in every hole.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Why don't you just hit it into the hole on
the first one?
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Yeah, we could do that.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
Nah, I think eight hits is good.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
At least everything else in the world disappears, I'd imagine.
You're only thinking about this part of your life that sucks.
Not all of the other areas of your life that suck.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Oh, no, they infiltrate as well. You know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (03:25):
This is why I'm in a miserable marriage.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
But if you let something nice come into your head
as you're about to chip and concentrate on that, I
reckon it would make a difference.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
I think a clear mind, an entirely clear mind.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
You know what I.
Speaker 5 (03:39):
Think works is to just not give a fuck.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
But we don't know how to do that.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
And I start the last two holes he played bogey, bogey, solid.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
That's good.
Speaker 5 (03:50):
And it's because I was like, oh, well, fuck this.
And then it pissed down with rain, so we cut out.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
Yeah, we were wet.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
We got all soggy.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
I was sopping wet.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
And then we had to walk up this massive fucking
hill in the rain.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
Hootie J took a while. By the time I was
in my car.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
He was way ahead.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
I put my clubs away, put my trundler away, was
in hopping in my car just as Hootie J came
up to the car park.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
Oh, God. Huffing and wheezing. The Hauraki Big Show.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hauraki. Now, that's good listening.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
And it's live.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
What are you listening to there?
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Oh, me? Oh, sorry.
Speaker 5 (04:28):
I was listening to the Radio Hauraki Big Show.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Right. Four to seven weekdays.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Yeah, that's quite specific.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
And I heart radio.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
What?
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Cheers.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
The Horaki Big Show Podcast.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
How was your day anyway, Mogi?
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Better than yours.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Yeah, well, you know.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
No, I had a pretty good day.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
It's still good.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
Shit golf's better than working.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
No, it was good. It was a bit of a
rough start. I won't get into it. It was a
bit of a rough start.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
And then I went and saw the Oasis doco with
my wife. Nice. Which was good.
Speaker 4 (05:04):
Like this morning?
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Midday it was.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Nice. The first screening of it came out today. Oh, wow.
It was at IMAX of their tour, you know, them
getting back together and the tour all around the place
and all that carry on.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
Was there much live footage for IMAX?
Speaker 3 (05:19):
There was a lot of live footage.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
A lot.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
A lot.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
She's pretty good. She's pretty good. Yeah, man. She's pretty good.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
So are they going to make billions out of that
as well? Because they're rich.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Yeah, they are. They are rich. They're rich anyway, though,
to be fair. But it is interesting, but it's not
as good as I was hoping it was going to be.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Right, okay.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Which is a shame. Because what I like is, well,
I like all of it, but I like the brothers
becoming brothers again. I like the reunion. I like the
burying the hatchet. I like sorting things out. But I
want to see some hatchet first. That's something in me,
I think, from childhood. Yes. So I really love that stuff,
(05:59):
but they didn't really go into it.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Except to say really at the end that they just
get along really well and the things that used to
bother each other about each other are just gone. And
we managed to get there without having any conversation about
it at all. So because they're so completely non-communicative, even
after 15 years of not talking to each other at all,
living in London, having kids that are exactly the same age,
(06:22):
never met each other.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
They got back together to do this and they still
didn't talk to each other about any of that shit.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
No.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
Which I find unbelievable. really fucking annoying.
Speaker 5 (06:31):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
Because I wanted to see them sit down and talk
about how they'd fucked it up and they love each other.
That's all I wanted. Yeah, man. You know? Yeah, I
get it. They did it in their own way.
Speaker 4 (06:40):
I mean, at the end of the day, a certain
amount of money will make you do that.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
Will make you do... Get back together.
Speaker 4 (06:46):
Forget everything. You know what I mean? Like a certain
amount of.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Yeah, I mean, it's... Like a hundred bucks for me. Yeah,
I don't think they... they're really good mates now they
made that clear and they texted they said they're more
in contact now than they've ever been in their lives
well that's great they text each other stupid videos like
you two idiots yes so they're doing all that stuff
so they are really good mates so it's not about
(07:10):
the money because they're fucking loaded they're absolutely loaded yeah
but to be able to go back and even it
was interesting because Noel Gallagher at the start of that
very first gig in Cardiff and they played those sort
of arenas their whole lives yeah but he said the
first 40 minutes he was just fucked by just completely
blown away by the reaction and he wanted to stop
(07:33):
it and go out the back and just have five
minutes and go okay this is what it is okay
i'm ready to go on stage.
Speaker 4 (07:40):
Yeah yeah but he was out there like holy fuck.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
Freaking out completely he said he was completely freaking out
for the first he can't remember any of the first
40 minutes he can't remember no it was the songwriter
the songwriter and liam who's the singer he goes yeah
he looked really nervous you know the He looked really nervous.
I'm not being arrogant or nothing, but I didn't give
a fuck.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
Yeah. Well, that's him though, right?
Speaker 2 (07:59):
He doesn't give a fuck.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
Absolutely brilliant. So it is a brilliant documentary, but I
just didn't get the, it didn't scratch the itch I had.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5 (08:07):
And that's totally understandable because, you know, the expectations would
have been huge.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
And so there's a fucking lot to go back on.
Speaker 5 (08:16):
If you haven't done it for a while and have
these huge crowds going, yes, you'd be.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
Like, fuck. Yeah, it is. And I think it's good.
Even if you don't like Oasis, I think it's a
great thing to watch because it does speak to that
sort of unity that people are seeking in this day
and age. But they're saying that most of the audience now,
they're 30. Yes. Most of the audience is 30.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
30.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
And so they weren't even born.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
I thought it would be older.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
They're about 30 or younger. Yeah, right. So looking out
and there's all these people that weren't even born when
this music was out.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
And yet those are all the people that are out there.
Speaker 5 (08:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
So really weird and Noel was saying that he spent
a lot of his time with his back to the
audience because he'd be looking out and there'd be fathers
and sons hugging and that, and he'd just burst into
tears and he'd just have to look at the back
of the stage because you can't let another man see
you cry. That's one of the rules, Keezy. Fuck no.
I don't know if you know that, but that's one
of the rules.
Speaker 4 (09:07):
No one's ever seen me cry, man.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Fucking oats.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
Yeah, but it's good. But in fact, and weirdly enough,
but the sound was really good. but I think it
might be better on a smaller television.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
Yeah, right, okay.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
Which wouldn't be the first time somebody said that about
an IMAX. Oh, man. It's fucking massive. They're fucking huge.
Speaker 4 (09:22):
It's fucking, it.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Does my head in. It is overkill for me.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
Something between a big cinema and IMAX, just a bit
smidgen smaller. Although I must admit, for the Odyssey, I
thoroughly enjoyed it.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
It was just a bit muddy, some of the audio.
I couldn't understand what they were saying.
Speaker 5 (09:37):
Yeah, it's so loud that it's like I can't even
fucking hear it, weirdly.
Speaker 4 (09:41):
I can't even hear it. I can't hear that.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
Anyway, that's out now. Treat yourselves. I absolutely think get
along whether you like them or not. Yeah, it was good.
It was real good.
Speaker 4 (09:51):
I saw Jase cry today.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
Oh, about his golf. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, man.
Speaker 5 (09:56):
Well, I mean, you know, just let it– I don't
worry about crying in.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Front of the fans.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
Time I saw you cry, Jase, was– what was that?
Was that on Monday?
Speaker 2 (10:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
And under the bridge from the Redhawk Chilli Peppers was playing,
and Jase was just standing there sort of staring off
into the middle distance and just one tear rolling down
his cheek.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
Because those lyrics, man, they'll get you.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Oh, they do. They do, man.
Speaker 4 (10:19):
Oh, no, it wasn't Under the Bridge. It was Danny California.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
Oh, I thought it was Rollercoaster of Love.
Speaker 4 (10:24):
Oh, Rollercoaster of Love.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
That's what it was. I thought it was I'm a
Little Pea, One Hot Minute.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
Well, it could have been any of those. Could have
been any of those, fellas.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
He just gets it. Yeah. Can I say that?
Speaker 5 (10:34):
Yeah, man.
Speaker 4 (10:35):
Hey, big show, full seven weekdays. Hauraki, bye.
For all you mad bastards loving the Big Show Podcast,
get up even closer on Instagram, YouTube and TikTok, or
Raw Doggy, four to seven every weekday, on Radio Hodaki.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
On Radio Hodaki.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Backbone.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Hello.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Hello.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Hello. Oh, g'day, fellas. Have we started? Oh, right. I
wasn't even paying attention. G'day, fellas.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Unbelievable.
Speaker 4 (00:26):
Jase, man, I played the official intro and everything.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Yeah, I know.
Speaker 5 (00:29):
I thought it was literally just something playing on the
radio and I was like, oh, right.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
You said you were going to go, mate?
Speaker 4 (00:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
But you were trolling buzzies.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Well, yes. That's how I get into the show.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Phil. Did you guys play golf today? Sort of.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
I don't want to talk about it, man.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Another shitter. Both a couple of fucking losers.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Fucking terrible.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Yeah, yeah. It's over for you.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
I'm done with golf. I'm out.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Yeah, good.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
The thing with Jase is he's a very good golfer.
What's happening at the moment? Is he very good? Yeah. Like,
for someone like me, when Jase is playing well, I think, man,
I wish I could play that well.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Yeah, right.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
Like, and we're talking low 90s.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Yeah, exactly. Which is great.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
So about 20 over par.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Yeah, about 20 over par.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
But in my opinion, that is very good for someone
who's not playing five times a week.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
And is 80.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
And is 80 years of age.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Oh, you're 80 now. You're 80 when it suits you.
You're 80 when it suits you or you're 39.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
But his thing now is whenever he goes to chip.
His brain is full of, I fucking suck at this.
I'm fucking chipping.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Here we go.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
This is going to be a fucking nightmare.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
So then do you get somebody who's not as good
at giving you advice? No.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
He's not giving you advice?
Speaker 4 (01:35):
All I say to him is think positive thoughts.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
That's not how Jase operates at his best. Jase operates
at his best by calling himself a piece of shit.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
You play a nice tee shot, Mogi.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Here we fucking go. What's the point?
Speaker 2 (01:49):
You're just off the green. What do you shoot? Seven.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Four chips. Four chips that go five metres.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
It's because he's too tense, Mogi. How do we relax
him with the chipping, man?
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Just go down the driving range. You're a bum.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Yeah, well, I am a bum.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Or go and get some lessons.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Yeah, well, see.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
You won't do that.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
No, I'm going to go on YouTube.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
That would be like going to a doctor, you know,
to fix a problem. But instead you prefer the moan.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
It started off okay and then fell apart.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
How about this, all right? Because Jase won't go and
get lessons.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
No.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
And he's even said, I'm not going to play anymore
until I've fixed my chip.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
So I'm like, cool.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
So now I've got no playing partner.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Yeah, it's over.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
So how about this? If anyone listening lives in Auckland
and is a golf coach and wants to help Hoity
J with his chipping. Message me on Instagram.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
What do you want help with, Keezy?
Speaker 4 (02:40):
I don't care. Because I'm happy just that you've seen
me play, man. I'm shit at everything. Nah, man.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Come on.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
But, like, if my playing partner's not going to play
with me anymore.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
No, play. I was just fuming.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
It gets to you.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
It's fucking annoying, man. It's an exasperating game.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (02:57):
Everything else is going good in just one facet, but
you have to play that shot in every hole.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Why don't you just hit it into the hole on
the first one?
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Yeah, we could do that.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
Nah, I think eight hits is good.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
At least everything else in the world disappears, I'd imagine.
You're only thinking about this part of your life that sucks.
Not all of the other areas of your life that suck.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Oh, no, they infiltrate as well. You know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (03:25):
This is why I'm in a miserable marriage.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
But if you let something nice come into your head
as you're about to chip and concentrate on that, I
reckon it would make a difference.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
I think a clear mind, an entirely clear mind.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
You know what I.
Speaker 5 (03:39):
Think works is to just not give a fuck.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
But we don't know how to do that.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
And I start the last two holes he played bogey, bogey, solid.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
That's good.
Speaker 5 (03:50):
And it's because I was like, oh, well, fuck this.
And then it pissed down with rain, so we cut out.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
Yeah, we were wet.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
We got all soggy.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
I was sopping wet.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
And then we had to walk up this massive fucking
hill in the rain.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
Hootie J took a while. By the time I was
in my car.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
He was way ahead.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
I put my clubs away, put my trundler away, was
in hopping in my car just as Hootie J came
up to the car park.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
Oh, God. Huffing and wheezing. The Hauraki Big Show.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hauraki. Now, that's good listening.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
And it's live.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
What are you listening to there?
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Oh, me? Oh, sorry.
Speaker 5 (04:28):
I was listening to the Radio Hauraki Big Show.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Right. Four to seven weekdays.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Yeah, that's quite specific.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
And I heart radio.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
What?
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Cheers.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
The Horaki Big Show Podcast.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
How was your day anyway, Mogi?
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Better than yours.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Yeah, well, you know.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
No, I had a pretty good day.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
It's still good.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
Shit golf's better than working.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
No, it was good. It was a bit of a
rough start. I won't get into it. It was a
bit of a rough start.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
And then I went and saw the Oasis doco with
my wife. Nice. Which was good.
Speaker 4 (05:04):
Like this morning?
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Midday it was.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Nice. The first screening of it came out today. Oh, wow.
It was at IMAX of their tour, you know, them
getting back together and the tour all around the place
and all that carry on.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
Was there much live footage for IMAX?
Speaker 3 (05:19):
There was a lot of live footage.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
A lot.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
A lot.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
She's pretty good. She's pretty good. Yeah, man. She's pretty good.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
So are they going to make billions out of that
as well? Because they're rich.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Yeah, they are. They are rich. They're rich anyway, though,
to be fair. But it is interesting, but it's not
as good as I was hoping it was going to be.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Right, okay.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Which is a shame. Because what I like is, well,
I like all of it, but I like the brothers
becoming brothers again. I like the reunion. I like the
burying the hatchet. I like sorting things out. But I
want to see some hatchet first. That's something in me,
I think, from childhood. Yes. So I really love that stuff,
(05:59):
but they didn't really go into it.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Except to say really at the end that they just
get along really well and the things that used to
bother each other about each other are just gone. And
we managed to get there without having any conversation about
it at all. So because they're so completely non-communicative, even
after 15 years of not talking to each other at all,
living in London, having kids that are exactly the same age,
(06:22):
never met each other.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
They got back together to do this and they still
didn't talk to each other about any of that shit.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
No.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
Which I find unbelievable. really fucking annoying.
Speaker 5 (06:31):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
Because I wanted to see them sit down and talk
about how they'd fucked it up and they love each other.
That's all I wanted. Yeah, man. You know? Yeah, I
get it. They did it in their own way.
Speaker 4 (06:40):
I mean, at the end of the day, a certain
amount of money will make you do that.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
Will make you do... Get back together.
Speaker 4 (06:46):
Forget everything. You know what I mean? Like a certain
amount of.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Yeah, I mean, it's... Like a hundred bucks for me. Yeah,
I don't think they... they're really good mates now they
made that clear and they texted they said they're more
in contact now than they've ever been in their lives
well that's great they text each other stupid videos like
you two idiots yes so they're doing all that stuff
so they are really good mates so it's not about
(07:10):
the money because they're fucking loaded they're absolutely loaded yeah
but to be able to go back and even it
was interesting because Noel Gallagher at the start of that
very first gig in Cardiff and they played those sort
of arenas their whole lives yeah but he said the
first 40 minutes he was just fucked by just completely
blown away by the reaction and he wanted to stop
(07:33):
it and go out the back and just have five
minutes and go okay this is what it is okay
i'm ready to go on stage.
Speaker 4 (07:40):
Yeah yeah but he was out there like holy fuck.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
Freaking out completely he said he was completely freaking out
for the first he can't remember any of the first
40 minutes he can't remember no it was the songwriter
the songwriter and liam who's the singer he goes yeah
he looked really nervous you know the He looked really nervous.
I'm not being arrogant or nothing, but I didn't give
a fuck.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
Yeah. Well, that's him though, right?
Speaker 2 (07:59):
He doesn't give a fuck.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
Absolutely brilliant. So it is a brilliant documentary, but I
just didn't get the, it didn't scratch the itch I had.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5 (08:07):
And that's totally understandable because, you know, the expectations would
have been huge.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
And so there's a fucking lot to go back on.
Speaker 5 (08:16):
If you haven't done it for a while and have
these huge crowds going, yes, you'd be.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
Like, fuck. Yeah, it is. And I think it's good.
Even if you don't like Oasis, I think it's a
great thing to watch because it does speak to that
sort of unity that people are seeking in this day
and age. But they're saying that most of the audience now,
they're 30. Yes. Most of the audience is 30.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
30.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
And so they weren't even born.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
I thought it would be older.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
They're about 30 or younger. Yeah, right. So looking out
and there's all these people that weren't even born when
this music was out.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
And yet those are all the people that are out there.
Speaker 5 (08:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
So really weird and Noel was saying that he spent
a lot of his time with his back to the
audience because he'd be looking out and there'd be fathers
and sons hugging and that, and he'd just burst into
tears and he'd just have to look at the back
of the stage because you can't let another man see
you cry. That's one of the rules, Keezy. Fuck no.
I don't know if you know that, but that's one
of the rules.
Speaker 4 (09:07):
No one's ever seen me cry, man.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Fucking oats.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
Yeah, but it's good. But in fact, and weirdly enough,
but the sound was really good. but I think it
might be better on a smaller television.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
Yeah, right, okay.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
Which wouldn't be the first time somebody said that about
an IMAX. Oh, man. It's fucking massive. They're fucking huge.
Speaker 4 (09:22):
It's fucking, it.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Does my head in. It is overkill for me.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
Something between a big cinema and IMAX, just a bit
smidgen smaller. Although I must admit, for the Odyssey, I
thoroughly enjoyed it.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
It was just a bit muddy, some of the audio.
I couldn't understand what they were saying.
Speaker 5 (09:37):
Yeah, it's so loud that it's like I can't even
fucking hear it, weirdly.
Speaker 4 (09:41):
I can't even hear it. I can't hear that.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
Anyway, that's out now. Treat yourselves. I absolutely think get
along whether you like them or not. Yeah, it was good.
It was real good.
Speaker 4 (09:51):
I saw Jase cry today.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
Oh, about his golf. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, man.
Speaker 5 (09:56):
Well, I mean, you know, just let it– I don't
worry about crying in.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Front of the fans.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
Time I saw you cry, Jase, was– what was that?
Was that on Monday?
Speaker 2 (10:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
And under the bridge from the Redhawk Chilli Peppers was playing,
and Jase was just standing there sort of staring off
into the middle distance and just one tear rolling down
his cheek.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
Because those lyrics, man, they'll get you.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Oh, they do. They do, man.
Speaker 4 (10:19):
Oh, no, it wasn't Under the Bridge. It was Danny California.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
Oh, I thought it was Rollercoaster of Love.
Speaker 4 (10:24):
Oh, Rollercoaster of Love.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
That's what it was. I thought it was I'm a
Little Pea, One Hot Minute.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
Well, it could have been any of those. Could have
been any of those, fellas.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
He just gets it. Yeah. Can I say that?
Speaker 5 (10:34):
Yeah, man.
Speaker 4 (10:35):
Hey, big show, full seven weekdays. Hauraki, bye.
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