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July 31, 2026 11 mins

On today's poddy, last night got intense.

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:06):
On Instagram, YouTube and TikTok for doggies for to seven
every weekday on Radio good a. Hello, you've got I'm
just wing at your coffee. Make you've got a cup
of keysis. You've got a cup of keys on.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
There, some guys and mustaches on there.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Yeah, a couple of keys over there, fields and there
cap cheesy.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
Good stuff, good stuff. How are we going?

Speaker 4 (00:34):
A good good Friday, bloody good Friday, good week?

Speaker 1 (00:37):
Actually, all in all, all all, I've gotta be honest
with you. I'm stoked it's Friday.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
Yeah, I'll tell you what I'm not thrilled about as
having a weekend of having to prepare well, I actually
I'm looking forward to preparing this fucking came time with
me because I'm going to be absolutely thrilled to have
it behind me.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
Just on that front. By the way, did you see
my message?

Speaker 5 (00:59):
Because I know my wife inherited all these fresh herbs,
maybe Mogi.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
Will want them, Jason, anything that comes through on the
Hedache Big Show Chat, that is which is delivered in
third person. For example, Hody j has a whole bunch
of herbs that he thinks Mogie might be interested in.
I assume as a Now, if you had a text
me and said, hey, I've got a whole bunch of
herbs if you're interested, I would have responded to that, right,

(01:26):
But it felt like content right, Yes, well that was
my idea.

Speaker 4 (01:30):
But yes I would. I would.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
We'll just bring them over anyway, that'd be great.

Speaker 4 (01:33):
Yeah, that'd be great. So I've got a whole it's
going to be a whole day of prep on.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
Saturday, my god, Saturday.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
Yeah, the whole day of prep on Saturday, and then
into it proper on the Sunday.

Speaker 6 (01:44):
Okay, I'm going to have to because we're thinking of
doing a team lunch because I've been working at CGW like,
and they put they proposed the Sunday and I was like,
oh no, I might have to say no and be
nice and hungry, yes, because I don't want to, you know.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
Yeah, Well I've taken in consideration and that you're a
garbage gat So I've got additional little foods there for all,
a trough o porkmants for keys arrival, just thinking one
of those ah, what do you call those there that
you tie around a horse's head, a feedbag.

Speaker 4 (02:18):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
When you come, and you can just nuzzle it.

Speaker 4 (02:27):
For yea.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
So good.

Speaker 4 (02:29):
But I've got everything. I know what I'm doing, so
that's good. Feeling confident.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
Confidence doesn't come into it. Well, the thing about it
is is that my wife's just making me do with
the cooking, to do the same thing, which wasn't really
on my bingo card. I just assumed that I'd say
yes and she'd do everything.

Speaker 3 (02:47):
Is what's her reasoning behind that laziness.

Speaker 4 (02:50):
I think it's my thing, so I should be the
one to do it.

Speaker 6 (02:53):
And so my wife doesn't want to eat a bar
of you guys dissing your cooking.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
My wife doesn't care about that because she knows what
lovely people you are and that.

Speaker 3 (02:59):
You were never do that about you guys.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
But last last week I cooked if we had people
over for dinner, and and she loved it. She loves
having old Mogi in the kitchen sweating, but she actually
really did. So anyway, I'm not going to put it.

Speaker 4 (03:16):
I'm looking.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
I'm going to get my wife to do with the cooking.
I'll just turn up when she's finished.

Speaker 6 (03:21):
Yeah, I'm gonna Yeah, it's going to be awkward though,
And me and Jace's wife arrive at your place on Sunday.

Speaker 4 (03:26):
Oh yes, true, true, true true.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
Got in trouble there, that's all.

Speaker 5 (03:32):
It's all g key, It's not Jase, It's not all
g with you.

Speaker 4 (03:37):
It's going to be on here this ship. Are we
doing this?

Speaker 1 (03:41):
I don't know if you want to do it, I
don't know.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
I just saw it was on the dock, right, okay,
howdy Jay, we'd have to do it all if you
don't want to, you.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
Know, we'll see how we feel.

Speaker 4 (03:50):
It was.

Speaker 5 (03:52):
It was one of those classic situations of going all right,
I see, well no, not from from her perspective.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
I mean, yeah, yeah, I didn't know fair enough.

Speaker 3 (04:03):
So I made a video last night.

Speaker 4 (04:05):
Yeah you saw it?

Speaker 3 (04:06):
Yeah, and it as it was me.

Speaker 6 (04:08):
I was talking about this in the office. It was
like on the fucking way to the moon in terms
of likes, right yeah, yeah, And it was basically haughty.
J's been sending me all these reels and stuff. It
was like fourteen minutes and I had two hundred and something.
So I was like, for the big show. That's good,
you know, we don't go viral. But and I was
like but the caption on it was like haughty j
seriously guys. Yeah yeah, And then the video was just

(04:32):
a screen grab of a recording of all of the
reels of just like really weird looking people and really.

Speaker 4 (04:39):
Quite not even.

Speaker 6 (04:42):
And then like a really heary girl in a bikini
and stuff. Yeah, and then I turned it into a
video and put it up and then howdy.

Speaker 3 (04:49):
Jy's wife told him off, yes stuff.

Speaker 4 (04:53):
Yes, right really.

Speaker 5 (04:55):
While I was sitting on the couch and she was
on her phone and I was watching TV, she said, Jason,
you can't do that.

Speaker 1 (05:04):
And I went, what what are you talking about?

Speaker 4 (05:10):
And it was there.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
But the funny thing was that.

Speaker 5 (05:13):
Was in response to me getting stuff from Keysy in
the same vein.

Speaker 1 (05:19):
Undate the bars, and I said.

Speaker 2 (05:22):
The whole lacky Big Show week days from four on
radio Hurraarchy.

Speaker 7 (05:27):
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chance to win all out on your competitions and stuff
and get amongst the live conversation, tune into the Hadarky
Big Show four to seven week days on Radio Hiarchy.
And I heard radio They Big Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (05:48):
And then I went, okay, this fair enough and this
is this is probably what the wider chat should be
on the radio, but then a group chat or a
chat amokes, there are a group chat, there are some
horrendous things that get said that if they're ed, your
career is over. And this is not just us, this
is my whole life, This is all every every person

(06:09):
listening to a group chat with their mates where the
most horrendous things are said, not because people feel that
way because it's but because it's horrendous. Yes, it's to
be shocking you say these things. Yes, now if they're
printed in the newspaper, careers are over well, Radio careers

(06:30):
careers absolutely over now totally.

Speaker 4 (06:33):
So the chat.

Speaker 2 (06:33):
Is that you that everybody understands that what goes on
and there goes no further. So what has happened with
Keyesy needs to be put underneath the microscope because people
are going to have an opinion on this if we
talk about the rate, and not to go into detail
about what was done last night, but to say, you know,
what are the rules around your group chats with your mates?

Speaker 1 (06:54):
Yeahsard or no.

Speaker 3 (06:58):
The good thing was because they had heaps moments, but
most of them were just.

Speaker 4 (07:01):
Like absolutely, yeah, yeah, absolutely.

Speaker 3 (07:05):
Which is well.

Speaker 6 (07:08):
And I showed my wife the video that I tell
and I showed her and she was like crying with
laughter at the reels that he had seen through, and
I was like, this is fucking gold.

Speaker 3 (07:18):
I have to do something.

Speaker 2 (07:19):
Yes, yeah, And that was funny when I woke up
because I was like, oh, I won'der how many likes
it's got down.

Speaker 4 (07:24):
I was like, was it not big shows? It must
have been on keysy and it's disappeared. I know, what's to.

Speaker 1 (07:32):
To your point that you were making? Like read the
group chat.

Speaker 5 (07:34):
My wife and I have often discussed, you know, imagine
if you're in court or something, and it was like,
mister Hoyt, did you ever say to your wife blah
blah blah? And it would be like, well, I did
say that, but and likewise from her, she can give
as good as she gets. And it's like taking out

(07:54):
of context, it's.

Speaker 2 (07:56):
You pie absolutely yeah, yeah, yeahn't even in context. Yes,
for anybody else to be in on that that doesn't
know yet, it's like, oh my.

Speaker 1 (08:06):
God, so good, Oh god.

Speaker 4 (08:08):
So there's a chat that anyway very funny.

Speaker 6 (08:10):
But so I what time is you? Are you and
your wife getting there on Sunday? Because I'm like and
what time did you take it down? Might come there
earlier and then leave. I took it down after like
fourteen fifteen minutes. Oh really yeah yeah.

Speaker 4 (08:22):
I just caught it.

Speaker 1 (08:23):
Well, yeah, because my wife said, are you gonna get
it to take it down all the way? And I said,
oh you she was.

Speaker 6 (08:34):
She was very She misses Missus said, Keezy, take that
reel down please. Body shaming is not cool, and I
said a hundred percent. And I was just like, oh
my god, you're right.

Speaker 4 (08:43):
Yeah I was.

Speaker 2 (08:44):
I was surprised to see that particular kind of content.

Speaker 4 (08:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (08:48):
Yeah, And it's because I was too busy laughing at
it and just being like, oh my god, what Jay.

Speaker 1 (08:53):
Is just like?

Speaker 4 (08:54):
And that was fine in the chair.

Speaker 6 (08:55):
Yeah, It's like I've start I've started this by messaging
him one or two goofy looking people and then he's
get me back, and now I'm like, whoa, whoa, that's
a really funny opportunity. And then after I quickly made
the real show my wife she was crying with laughter
and then posted it she misses me that. I was
just like, oh yes, kind of not very nice.

Speaker 4 (09:13):
Yeah, yeah, that person.

Speaker 6 (09:15):
So I blocked her and then she sits out.

Speaker 5 (09:19):
He's upset with me, and I went, he will be
freaking out.

Speaker 4 (09:23):
Yeah, absolutely, Well we'll make an interesting.

Speaker 6 (09:26):
And I genuinely felt like, oh, I've lit Down's wife.

Speaker 4 (09:32):
Yeah, and she will be a little bit cool. She
won't look at you.

Speaker 1 (09:36):
Look, she'll be frosty for at.

Speaker 6 (09:38):
As long as as long as I haven't had a
history of getting off side with her.

Speaker 2 (09:42):
Yeah, exactly right, exactly right now, you're all good, mate,
She's totally chill.

Speaker 4 (09:48):
Are you sure you'll find out?

Speaker 1 (09:51):
She gave me a little slap on the rest and
that was the end of it. She's very good like that.
She doesn't hold on to ship. She just goes, no, well,
not going to stop anything.

Speaker 4 (10:01):
Is it just to be honest?

Speaker 3 (10:02):
What do you mean?

Speaker 4 (10:03):
Well?

Speaker 2 (10:03):
I mean you two are going to continue to send
your weird ship. I tell you what I did find though,
And I don't know if this was because of you,
because you see me are real. And then I went
to have a look at it and it had been deleted.

Speaker 4 (10:13):
What was it? Key?

Speaker 6 (10:15):
Oh, I don't know. I genuinely don't know. Oh it
would have been my I tagged you in it. Oh
it would have been yeah, right, right, right, he's backtracked on.
But do you know what is funny though, is I've
now had three people messaging me because yesterday you see me,

(10:35):
no I sent because Jason, I've got this little battle
going where we're just seeing each other, really fucking stupid
ship on us around and I sent him a photo
of an older bloke with his shirt up with his
giant buzzy and then he goes kezy and I'm like
what And then he shows his phone to me and
he's like, stop sending me the stuff, And so I
reached over and double tapped it and liked it.

Speaker 3 (10:57):
Now I have had three people missing to me on Instagram.
Be like, you tell who Jo that everyone could see
the stuff.

Speaker 4 (11:03):
He's like, yeah, I think did you see that three pegs?
That was a screenshot in the group. Yeah, that was
the first I've had two more. So how good isn't
it funny that it feeds it to people? Let's fucking go,
so you didn't even know it's so funny?

Speaker 2 (11:21):
Good stuff, Chu, chair, Look, there's nothing wrong with man.

Speaker 3 (11:29):
And if you could just pass my apologies on to
your wife, do.

Speaker 4 (11:33):
It yourself.

Speaker 3 (11:36):
On Sunday.

Speaker 4 (11:40):
You're all good.

Speaker 6 (11:41):
This is the big show four to seven weekdays, Radio
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