September 2, 2026 • 11 mins
On today's poddy, Jase has the yips.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:09):
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Speaker 3 (00:11):
Four to seven every weekday on Radio Hodak. Oh, g'day fellas.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Hello.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Backbone.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
G'day fellas.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
How's everyone going?
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Going good today, man.
Speaker 4 (00:25):
Yeah, good.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
I had a good sleep last night.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Oh, thank God for that.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Do you have a bath? Nah. Did a bit of work. Cool.
I'll tell you what I did. I did a bit
of work, but I sat on the couch. I've got
my brother in Orlstone, and I came home, and he's
sitting on my couch. Yeah, no, that's not cool.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
That's not on, brother.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
We've got a track record there, because you'll remember his
mother used to come in stone. She used to sit
in my spot.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
And she would say things to me like after a
hard day's work. She would say, oh, is this where
you normally sit? Yeah. I'd say, yeah, yeah, yeah. She goes, oh, yeah.
And stay there. Shocking bastards.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
So it's right through the whole family, man. It's terrible. Yeah.
Did you let them know that's your spot? Well, I said,
when I come home, you stand up.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Oh, really?
Speaker 2 (01:12):
That's what I said. And he laughed and we had
a laugh, but he got the message.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Yeah, very clearly.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
I think that's fair enough.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
We have fallen into, you know how when you go
to bed, you all have a side?
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
I'm sounding like there's like four people in my bed.
It's like the Chocolate Factory movie, yeah. Each heavier side.
The same scenario on our couch set up. We've got
one couch facing, you know, it's an L shape, one
facing the TV and one side onto the TV. Somehow
my wife, from the very get-go, procured that L shape
(01:49):
looking directly at the television, whereas I've got the one
side onto the... So when I'm lying on the couch,
I have to turn my head.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
Right.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
And she'll go... Oh, I mean, you can sit here
if you want to. And I go, no, no.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
She doesn't mean it. Yeah, you've still been polite after
all these years.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
And I've had bloody crook necks from that.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
I wonder what would happen, Jizz and Keezy, if you
got to bed first tonight.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Maybe this could be some hilarious social content that we
do in our bedrooms with our wives. Where you set
it up, but you just go to bed and you're
on her side of the bed.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
What kind of reaction do you think you would get?
Speaker 1 (02:24):
She'd think it was funny.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Would she?
Speaker 1 (02:26):
What are you doing? And then hop in on my– yeah, 100%.
And then she would hop in on her side, but
right up against the edge. But to be honest, I'm
the one that likes the right side of the bed.
It's more me.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
The right side?
Speaker 1 (02:40):
The right-hand side of the bed is– because I like to–
when I'm watching something on my laptop to fall asleep,
I like to roll over onto my right shoulder.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
But surely– It goes doorway, you walk in the door,
and the first person is you.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
And then my wife, yes.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Yeah, same here.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Same here.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
So if there's an intruder, they've got to go through you.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Yes, because I do the spoon on the left-hand side.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Yeah, that's the same thing as well, actually.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Five to ten minutes max.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
And then I turn to my right to go to sleep.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Yes. Well, in this house that we're in now, currently
I'm on the right-hand side of the bed.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Yes, yes.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
But we moved bedrooms, and then there was on the
left-hand side of the bed. Right, okay. Because it was
closer to the door. Right, I've got you. You know
what I mean?
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
And to be honest, we probably changed depending on the bedroom.
You've been in that bedroom for a long time, Keezy.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
I have.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
I never change.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Well, you were.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
I refuse.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
I never change, Keezy.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
You've been in two bedrooms in 30 years.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Yeah, well, that's right. But even when we go away,
it's always the same. If we, you know, be in
bed or go to a hotel or whatever, I'm always
on the right side.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
I really prefer that too. Yes. I don't want to
be on the left side, but I will.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
But do you consider it? Because I've put that thing
in the chat, but that thing of that these are
the things that you've got to do. So you've got
to be on that side closest to the door. no
matter what the side is, in case of an intruder.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
The one I always, I agree, the one I always
think about is when you're walking on the footpath, do
I have to be on the side with the traffic?
Speaker 2 (04:13):
That's right. In case a car jumps a curb.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
What, like so I can stop, the car has to get.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Through me first? Exactly, that's right.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
That's bullshit.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Yeah, that's right. And then also letting somebody through the
door is another one. You know, ladies first.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
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house is on fire as well. Mm. Horaki Big Show,
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Speaker 4 (04:38):
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Speaker 2 (04:39):
Oh, hi, mate, yeah.
Speaker 4 (04:40):
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Speaker 1 (04:57):
The Horaki Big Show podcast.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
I'm not on the right-hand side of the bed as
a consideration for if we had an intruder.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
No, you're there because it suits you.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Because it suits me. But what I will say is
that when my wife and I are walking in the
CBD and I see a dodgy character coming towards us,
I'll always try and insert myself between the dodgy character
and my wife.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Right.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
So if he goes, da-doosh, old hoodie Jay clicks into gear.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Whoa, yeah!
Speaker 2 (05:29):
What, you start doing racist sort of sound effects? Like
an impression of karate.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Like an 80s karate movie. Jizz Lee.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
So, yeah, I do do that.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Yeah, do do.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
But, you know, I'd like to think, I don't know,
but I would like to think if there was an intruder,
I'd be.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
The first up, of course.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Yeah, the first to go.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Yes. Out the window.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Yes. My wife has the best seat in our house, too,
on the couch. She's at the corner.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Is she?
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Yeah, in the aisle. Corner of the L, beautiful spot.
and I'm off to the side, and then I'll try
and put my feet up on the L, on the
side of a diagonal, and she'll always have her feet there,
and then she'll go, and then have to move hers across.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
I tell you what, though, now that we've got that
magnificent coffee table at my joint, I just put my
feet up on that.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Yeah, well, you should.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
I just go straight on.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Well, actually, I was doing that at your come dine
with me for a bit there when the wars were on,
and I wasn't sure whether I was allowed to.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
I saw you do that.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
That's quite rude, yeah, at someone else's house.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
I saw you do that, and I was going to go,
that's all G, Kesey.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Yeah, because you were trying to get a good score. Well, no, because...
You don't want to go telling your gift shop. But
it's so big.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
There's nowhere to put my feet.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
No, there wasn't.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
It's such a rustic table. Who cares if, you know,
you've put your.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Your big hooves on it. Your big hooves on it.
Your clompers.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
And I had my clompers off.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Did you? I had my socks on. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Yeah, I brought my shoes off. We're all worried about
waking up your neighbors.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
No complaints from the neighbors that I'm aware of.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Because we had our socks on, man.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
And my wife, she does clomp around. And I told
her just to take it easy.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
My brother-in-law, he's a compa as well.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Heel, toe.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Heel, big healer. Yeah, same. He came up the stairs
the other day and he walked in and I said,
it's almost like you've got a heel on each foot
and then instead of toes, you've got another heel.
Speaker 4 (07:12):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
You've got four heels. And he said, ah. I was
walking up the stairs, I was thinking, is he going
to say something?
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
You've got to walk up with your toes, right, upstairs.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
I'm a clomper as well, I've realised, and it was
only through the videos that Keezy did of us doing golf.
And I was like, I've got the weirdest, stupidest walk.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
I'm like a real.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
Plodder. You know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Plodding along.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
But it's, you know, it's.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Jase, it's your golf that does the talking, man.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
Yeah, true.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
That's true, man. Fuck, it's good.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Yeah. Actually, it reminds me, I've got to cut another.
We filmed another golf video today. I've got to edit that.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Oh, yeah. You played golf today. How'd you go?
Speaker 3 (07:53):
I don't want to talk about it, man.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Our ambitions were?
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Under 100. You were talking it up. You said, I've
got a feeling we're both going to shoot under 100.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Yeah, I was trying to be positive. Yeah, we had
a fucking shock.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Yeah, you were both dreaming. We both dropped a lip.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
And Kesey was like, Kesey said, I think I've sorted
something out here.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
And I thought I had.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
And I played well on the front nine.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
Let me just say, last week was my worst round ever.
This week, it was my second worst round.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Yeah, good.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
I'll leave it at that, all right? We were broken, decimated,
physical wrecks.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Yeah, good.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
But then it was like, fuck it, should we film
a video? At least we've got something out of it.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Something, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
Plus the exercise, man. We've got my steps today, Mogi.
Holy cow.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
I haven't had any steps today. I'm scattered about.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
But it's amazing when you think you haven't had any steps,
and then you look how many you've done, and you're like, oh.
I've done fuck all. I've done 500 steps.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
Yeah. You know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Like, is it go to the toilet and shit?
Speaker 3 (08:48):
Well, 500 is fuck all.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
But, like, all I've done is walk from my room
into the shower, into the kitchen, into the lounge.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
Do you know how I picked myself up today?
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Little trick.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
Oh, yeah. Hot pot tonight.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Oh, fuck's sake.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Didn't I tell you to think about hot pot?
Speaker 2 (09:04):
No.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
When you were putting?
Speaker 3 (09:05):
I was already thinking about hot pot.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
ODJ's got the yips.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Oh, have you got the yips?
Speaker 1 (09:09):
He's got the putting yips.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Oh, you've had the yips, right? I have. You're fucking hopeless.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
He's starting to really dwell on it now.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
Right.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
He's really getting inside his own head, yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
And he'll step up to hit it and he'll say
stuff like, this is where I fucked it up last time.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
And I'm like, Dad, of course.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
You're going to hit bad if you think that as
soon as you go to hit it.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
I think I'm.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Having a hot pot, Hoity J, man.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
Yeah. Terrible putting. That is good stuff.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
Life is good.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Wednesday, eh, fellas?
Speaker 3 (09:40):
Yeah, man.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
That's good. You and I have got a date tonight, Keezy.
We do, man. We do, man. Do, man.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
We do, actually.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
That'll be good. That'll be good.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Straight after the show.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Straight after the show, mate. Sorry, Jase, we can't dilly-dally.
I'd like to sit around and plan tomorrow's show, but
we've got to get out of here, brother.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
You guys have got to do you, guys. You know
what I'm saying?
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Yeah we do I would have been keen for a
hot pot but I mean I had one yesterday.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Yeah true hot pot.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
To be honest I had one yesterday to stop myself
from going tonight oh yeah you know what I mean it's.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Like well I can't go for a hot pot now
I've already had one yeah yeah it's all good shit
yeah yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
Yeah enjoy it what the podcast What podcast? The one
we just did.
Speaker 4 (10:20):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
I haven't been recording any of this.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Hey, this is the big show. You've got a little
cake there, Keezy. Radio Hodaki.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
It's a muffin. Where did that come from?
Speaker 1 (10:30):
I got it out of the freezer for golf.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
They're my freezer banana chocolate chip golf muffins.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
You don't often see glad wrap anymore. The South Island,
they love using glad wrap. You go to a cafe,
everything's still wrapped in fucking glad wrap.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Much rarer in the North Island, I've found.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Yeah, well, this one's got glad wrap on it.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
Yeah, I know. About 20 layers. Nah, just the one.
Jesus Christ, go easy.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
You guys just chill out, man.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
Think of the environment, Keezy.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
I'm just going to buff this straight into the ocean.
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Speaker 2 (00:09):
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Speaker 3 (00:11):
Four to seven every weekday on Radio Hodak. Oh, g'day fellas.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Hello.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Backbone.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
G'day fellas.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
How's everyone going?
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Going good today, man.
Speaker 4 (00:25):
Yeah, good.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
I had a good sleep last night.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Oh, thank God for that.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Do you have a bath? Nah. Did a bit of work. Cool.
I'll tell you what I did. I did a bit
of work, but I sat on the couch. I've got
my brother in Orlstone, and I came home, and he's
sitting on my couch. Yeah, no, that's not cool.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
That's not on, brother.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
We've got a track record there, because you'll remember his
mother used to come in stone. She used to sit
in my spot.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
And she would say things to me like after a
hard day's work. She would say, oh, is this where
you normally sit? Yeah. I'd say, yeah, yeah, yeah. She goes, oh, yeah.
And stay there. Shocking bastards.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
So it's right through the whole family, man. It's terrible. Yeah.
Did you let them know that's your spot? Well, I said,
when I come home, you stand up.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Oh, really?
Speaker 2 (01:12):
That's what I said. And he laughed and we had
a laugh, but he got the message.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Yeah, very clearly.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
I think that's fair enough.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
We have fallen into, you know how when you go
to bed, you all have a side?
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
I'm sounding like there's like four people in my bed.
It's like the Chocolate Factory movie, yeah. Each heavier side.
The same scenario on our couch set up. We've got
one couch facing, you know, it's an L shape, one
facing the TV and one side onto the TV. Somehow
my wife, from the very get-go, procured that L shape
(01:49):
looking directly at the television, whereas I've got the one
side onto the... So when I'm lying on the couch,
I have to turn my head.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
Right.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
And she'll go... Oh, I mean, you can sit here
if you want to. And I go, no, no.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
She doesn't mean it. Yeah, you've still been polite after
all these years.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
And I've had bloody crook necks from that.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
I wonder what would happen, Jizz and Keezy, if you
got to bed first tonight.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Maybe this could be some hilarious social content that we
do in our bedrooms with our wives. Where you set
it up, but you just go to bed and you're
on her side of the bed.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
What kind of reaction do you think you would get?
Speaker 1 (02:24):
She'd think it was funny.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Would she?
Speaker 1 (02:26):
What are you doing? And then hop in on my– yeah, 100%.
And then she would hop in on her side, but
right up against the edge. But to be honest, I'm
the one that likes the right side of the bed.
It's more me.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
The right side?
Speaker 1 (02:40):
The right-hand side of the bed is– because I like to–
when I'm watching something on my laptop to fall asleep,
I like to roll over onto my right shoulder.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
But surely– It goes doorway, you walk in the door,
and the first person is you.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
And then my wife, yes.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Yeah, same here.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Same here.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
So if there's an intruder, they've got to go through you.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Yes, because I do the spoon on the left-hand side.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Yeah, that's the same thing as well, actually.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Five to ten minutes max.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
And then I turn to my right to go to sleep.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Yes. Well, in this house that we're in now, currently
I'm on the right-hand side of the bed.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Yes, yes.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
But we moved bedrooms, and then there was on the
left-hand side of the bed. Right, okay. Because it was
closer to the door. Right, I've got you. You know
what I mean?
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
And to be honest, we probably changed depending on the bedroom.
You've been in that bedroom for a long time, Keezy.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
I have.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
I never change.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Well, you were.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
I refuse.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
I never change, Keezy.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
You've been in two bedrooms in 30 years.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Yeah, well, that's right. But even when we go away,
it's always the same. If we, you know, be in
bed or go to a hotel or whatever, I'm always
on the right side.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
I really prefer that too. Yes. I don't want to
be on the left side, but I will.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
But do you consider it? Because I've put that thing
in the chat, but that thing of that these are
the things that you've got to do. So you've got
to be on that side closest to the door. no
matter what the side is, in case of an intruder.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
The one I always, I agree, the one I always
think about is when you're walking on the footpath, do
I have to be on the side with the traffic?
Speaker 2 (04:13):
That's right. In case a car jumps a curb.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
What, like so I can stop, the car has to get.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Through me first? Exactly, that's right.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
That's bullshit.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Yeah, that's right. And then also letting somebody through the
door is another one. You know, ladies first.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Woman and children if a boat's sinking. Yes. Or a
house is on fire as well. Mm. Horaki Big Show,
weekdays from 4 on Radio Horaki.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
Oh, g'day, Matt.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Oh, hi, mate, yeah.
Speaker 4 (04:40):
Look, if you want the chance to win all our
on-air competitions and stuff and get amongst the live conversation,
tune in to the Horaki Big Show, four to seven
weekdays on Radio Horaki and iHeartRadio.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
The Horaki Big Show podcast.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
I'm not on the right-hand side of the bed as
a consideration for if we had an intruder.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
No, you're there because it suits you.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Because it suits me. But what I will say is
that when my wife and I are walking in the
CBD and I see a dodgy character coming towards us,
I'll always try and insert myself between the dodgy character
and my wife.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Right.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
So if he goes, da-doosh, old hoodie Jay clicks into gear.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Whoa, yeah!
Speaker 2 (05:29):
What, you start doing racist sort of sound effects? Like
an impression of karate.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Like an 80s karate movie. Jizz Lee.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
So, yeah, I do do that.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Yeah, do do.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
But, you know, I'd like to think, I don't know,
but I would like to think if there was an intruder,
I'd be.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
The first up, of course.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Yeah, the first to go.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Yes. Out the window.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Yes. My wife has the best seat in our house, too,
on the couch. She's at the corner.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Is she?
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Yeah, in the aisle. Corner of the L, beautiful spot.
and I'm off to the side, and then I'll try
and put my feet up on the L, on the
side of a diagonal, and she'll always have her feet there,
and then she'll go, and then have to move hers across.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
I tell you what, though, now that we've got that
magnificent coffee table at my joint, I just put my
feet up on that.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Yeah, well, you should.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
I just go straight on.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Well, actually, I was doing that at your come dine
with me for a bit there when the wars were on,
and I wasn't sure whether I was allowed to.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
I saw you do that.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
That's quite rude, yeah, at someone else's house.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
I saw you do that, and I was going to go,
that's all G, Kesey.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Yeah, because you were trying to get a good score. Well, no, because...
You don't want to go telling your gift shop. But
it's so big.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
There's nowhere to put my feet.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
No, there wasn't.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
It's such a rustic table. Who cares if, you know,
you've put your.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Your big hooves on it. Your big hooves on it.
Your clompers.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
And I had my clompers off.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Did you? I had my socks on. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Yeah, I brought my shoes off. We're all worried about
waking up your neighbors.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
No complaints from the neighbors that I'm aware of.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Because we had our socks on, man.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
And my wife, she does clomp around. And I told
her just to take it easy.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
My brother-in-law, he's a compa as well.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Heel, toe.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Heel, big healer. Yeah, same. He came up the stairs
the other day and he walked in and I said,
it's almost like you've got a heel on each foot
and then instead of toes, you've got another heel.
Speaker 4 (07:12):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
You've got four heels. And he said, ah. I was
walking up the stairs, I was thinking, is he going
to say something?
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
You've got to walk up with your toes, right, upstairs.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
I'm a clomper as well, I've realised, and it was
only through the videos that Keezy did of us doing golf.
And I was like, I've got the weirdest, stupidest walk.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
I'm like a real.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
Plodder. You know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Plodding along.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
But it's, you know, it's.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Jase, it's your golf that does the talking, man.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
Yeah, true.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
That's true, man. Fuck, it's good.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Yeah. Actually, it reminds me, I've got to cut another.
We filmed another golf video today. I've got to edit that.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Oh, yeah. You played golf today. How'd you go?
Speaker 3 (07:53):
I don't want to talk about it, man.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Our ambitions were?
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Under 100. You were talking it up. You said, I've
got a feeling we're both going to shoot under 100.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Yeah, I was trying to be positive. Yeah, we had
a fucking shock.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Yeah, you were both dreaming. We both dropped a lip.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
And Kesey was like, Kesey said, I think I've sorted
something out here.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
And I thought I had.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
And I played well on the front nine.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
Let me just say, last week was my worst round ever.
This week, it was my second worst round.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Yeah, good.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
I'll leave it at that, all right? We were broken, decimated,
physical wrecks.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Yeah, good.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
But then it was like, fuck it, should we film
a video? At least we've got something out of it.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Something, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
Plus the exercise, man. We've got my steps today, Mogi.
Holy cow.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
I haven't had any steps today. I'm scattered about.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
But it's amazing when you think you haven't had any steps,
and then you look how many you've done, and you're like, oh.
I've done fuck all. I've done 500 steps.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
Yeah. You know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Like, is it go to the toilet and shit?
Speaker 3 (08:48):
Well, 500 is fuck all.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
But, like, all I've done is walk from my room
into the shower, into the kitchen, into the lounge.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
Do you know how I picked myself up today?
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Little trick.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
Oh, yeah. Hot pot tonight.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Oh, fuck's sake.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Didn't I tell you to think about hot pot?
Speaker 2 (09:04):
No.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
When you were putting?
Speaker 3 (09:05):
I was already thinking about hot pot.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
ODJ's got the yips.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Oh, have you got the yips?
Speaker 1 (09:09):
He's got the putting yips.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Oh, you've had the yips, right? I have. You're fucking hopeless.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
He's starting to really dwell on it now.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
Right.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
He's really getting inside his own head, yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
And he'll step up to hit it and he'll say
stuff like, this is where I fucked it up last time.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
And I'm like, Dad, of course.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
You're going to hit bad if you think that as
soon as you go to hit it.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
I think I'm.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Having a hot pot, Hoity J, man.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
Yeah. Terrible putting. That is good stuff.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
Life is good.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Wednesday, eh, fellas?
Speaker 3 (09:40):
Yeah, man.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
That's good. You and I have got a date tonight, Keezy.
We do, man. We do, man. Do, man.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
We do, actually.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
That'll be good. That'll be good.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Straight after the show.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Straight after the show, mate. Sorry, Jase, we can't dilly-dally.
I'd like to sit around and plan tomorrow's show, but
we've got to get out of here, brother.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
You guys have got to do you, guys. You know
what I'm saying?
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Yeah we do I would have been keen for a
hot pot but I mean I had one yesterday.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Yeah true hot pot.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
To be honest I had one yesterday to stop myself
from going tonight oh yeah you know what I mean it's.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Like well I can't go for a hot pot now
I've already had one yeah yeah it's all good shit
yeah yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
Yeah enjoy it what the podcast What podcast? The one
we just did.
Speaker 4 (10:20):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
I haven't been recording any of this.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Hey, this is the big show. You've got a little
cake there, Keezy. Radio Hodaki.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
It's a muffin. Where did that come from?
Speaker 1 (10:30):
I got it out of the freezer for golf.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
They're my freezer banana chocolate chip golf muffins.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
You don't often see glad wrap anymore. The South Island,
they love using glad wrap. You go to a cafe,
everything's still wrapped in fucking glad wrap.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Much rarer in the North Island, I've found.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Yeah, well, this one's got glad wrap on it.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
Yeah, I know. About 20 layers. Nah, just the one.
Jesus Christ, go easy.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
You guys just chill out, man.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
Think of the environment, Keezy.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
I'm just going to buff this straight into the ocean.
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