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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:11):
To seven every weekday on.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Radio Get Out.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Hello.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Okay, it's going to be like that as a what
do you want for me?
Speaker 2 (00:24):
I'm very no, I'm ready for whatever ship you're going
to be giving me.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
I tell you what fellas? What bloody cold was it today?
I went outside and it was like, I think it
was about ten degrees, felt like two.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Oh do you know what? I went outside.
Speaker 4 (00:39):
It was ten degrees, felt like two, smelled like four, okay,
tasted like minus six.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Ye yeah, yeah, I was genuinely shocked when I went outside.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
I even went.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
It's a bit nippy.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
What do you think about this weather?
Speaker 5 (00:55):
We have?
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Kezy?
Speaker 3 (00:58):
And my four nipples just went twang.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Fuck it, man, I'm full of beans today.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
That's great, man, Yeah, so good.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Here are you going talking us through it? Brother? Was
one of those days of a voice you got on you.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
I know it's great from talking ship.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Your voice.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
You've got a bit of a sniffle going on. You're
obviously racking lines last night.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Just hover in the moment.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Yeah, good on you.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Spicy noodles for lunch today. It was one of those days.
Speaker 6 (01:22):
And I actually targeted last night because I was when
I was I had two weeks of working two jobs
through the weekends, and I was like, at least the
Pie Awards is just after it and I can have
a blowout, And so I intentionally kept today free.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Literally woke up at ten thirty.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Wow, you did. Yeah, I knew you did.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
I got home.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
I commented that you did.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (01:39):
I got home at like two thirty, was eating a
pie in the lounge watching Black Books. Naturally hear my
wife get up go to the toilet because I obviously
woke her up, you know, without realizing, sort of banging
into the walls at one point, and then went in
there head.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
I got on gas bag to her for like half
an hour.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
I did you Yeah, I should have been loving it.
Speaker 6 (02:00):
She wasn't at first, but she got into.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Did you put some on? Did you put some engle? Burden?
Speaker 2 (02:08):
It was it was the end of the night. It
was done, It was done, dusted.
Speaker 6 (02:11):
That's when I want to catch normally, when you do it,
that's when I want to keep going.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Yes, uh no, I had a good gas bag to
her who was there? Who just said, I sat by
this person, and Pugs was there. He had funny glasses on, and.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
You know it again, Pugs was in a hor of
a mood with him. Yeah, they had a real set
to just before. You just missed it, Mogi, because oh,
Kezy here got in then uber, and Pugs rang him
up to just make sure he was all good and
in the uber, et cetera, because he was so steamed.
(02:44):
And then Keysy just went and was like, what actually happened,
That's actually what happened. And I was just chicking to
make sure you're okay.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Pugs, you can explain what happened. So Casey got on.
Speaker 7 (03:00):
I left Keysy in the winners to get in my
uber first, and obviously I didn't see him get in
his uber.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
So how were the winners?
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (03:08):
Yeah, And then so in my uber home, I called
Keysy just to be like, are you in the you
beer home?
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (03:15):
And Keysy's response was if I said to you right now, no,
I'm not all good, I'm not in the uber, what
would you do?
Speaker 1 (03:21):
You put that?
Speaker 7 (03:22):
That is the gist of what you If I said
I wasn't all good, what would you do?
Speaker 2 (03:26):
That was me asking how curiousity?
Speaker 4 (03:27):
So if I wasn't and what does it say between
the lines when he said that, yeah, what what did
you what.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Did you hear?
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Go fund yourself.
Speaker 5 (03:36):
Much?
Speaker 1 (03:36):
That's agree.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
It was just Keysy flashing out because.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Yes you are journel Mustard because.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Bud was showing consume for you.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
How many based on that laugh, I'm now wondering how
many darts your head? Last night?
Speaker 2 (03:51):
It was mostly vape smoky?
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Yeah, brother, Okay.
Speaker 6 (03:54):
What when it's a Tuesday night and it's two am
and you're at K Road?
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Oh yeah, K Road it's saloon bar, yes, and like
not my choice.
Speaker 6 (04:03):
There's seven people there and the winners are like, yo,
shall we go crack on somewhere else?
Speaker 2 (04:08):
And you're like yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 6 (04:09):
As soon as you leave the bar, you look around
and you look at your watch and then you go
fucking else.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
It's Wednesday morning.
Speaker 6 (04:16):
K Road is dead, yes, you know, k roadable, And
so I was like, okay, fuck someone there.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Is There is one place in K Road, a dodgy
little bar that seems to be open perpetually. It's open,
and it's open all the time, and it has these
red ropes out the front of it like it's some
sort of classic joint, but it's an absolute dive and
that's always open.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Fuck you good to know just for future reference.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
They don't know what it's called, but it's got red ropes.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
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Speaker 3 (05:10):
And I heard radio.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
Remember the Warchy Big Show podcast, so talk us through
the evening.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
I don't think we'll get two in depth on it
on the show.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Best Pilewards has been to I've been to seven.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
Yeah, well I've been to Nane and I was just
talking to old prebson out there on the way on
it and I said he was that saying is that
fucking good? It was great funny because in your mind
you think pile Woods, you think how can it be good?
Speaker 7 (05:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Really I do. I do think that.
Speaker 6 (05:34):
Yes, they go the Bakl's obviously has a lot of cash,
so they just dump obviously tens hundreds of thousands of
dollars on this evening and they paid New Zealand's second
best Elvison personator, who just happens to be Minia Stuart's
uncle in law, to perform, and then they paid Michael Murphy,
who came second in New Zealand idol.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Wow, but like, oh my god, Michael Murph.
Speaker 6 (05:55):
Yeah, but he was doing like a booblay esque and
there were dancing girl with the Yeah sounded great and
there was like all this great.
Speaker 4 (06:04):
Looking Do you worry that the looks all fade? He
was quite a cutie back in the day. How old
was he twenty one or something like that? Leave the
hammer hand, I think and toe, boy, he might be
a building now.
Speaker 6 (06:15):
You know he looks I could certainly when when he
said Michael me because Corbett Corbett MC the night and
even made a joke that that Al was impersonator looked
like Hody Jason Hoyt in a wig.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
And there was a smattering of laughter from the Hurd.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Would have been a people.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
He probably thought that you would be there, Josement, based
on your relationship to pies in the evening and not knowing,
of course.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
That I did.
Speaker 6 (06:40):
It's so quick, it's like highly committed Bah bronze bla,
silver blah and gold make some noise for blah blah blah.
They come up to a really short speech. The tradition
is always either I thank their wife or if it's
the lady speaking, she'll thank the husband, which is the
key for everyone's applaud really loudly and of course.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Thank you to my wife. Yeah, it's just like a tradition.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
It's really funny.
Speaker 6 (07:03):
It's just the whole audience cracks up every single time
without fail.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
So I but I'm just not interested in awards generally.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
No, you've missed out that many times.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
Yeah, well, but you know what I mean. It's like
it's great that people get awards. I'm just not interested.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
It's the spectacle of the night.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
I don't care.
Speaker 6 (07:20):
Like it's a really heart warman note too, because that
all use to people that have immigrated to New Zealand
and have you know, started up these cafes and the
one thing and they're genuinely emotional and like super stoked
about it. It's great, it's really nice, but it's just
a really good show. And the free food, free booze,
yeah we got it was like tigers and Heine's and stuff.
(07:41):
And there were bottles of wine at the table. I
ordered about three bottles of Sharers.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Really nice.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
I can't be like everyone. You have to have What
was that one you brought over to my house?
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Pinfolds cap?
Speaker 3 (07:53):
I brought you a Charers magi.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (07:55):
We got through that night. We got through about six
or seven bottles of wine.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Wow. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
I also do you take the one I brought you home?
Or did that get job?
Speaker 1 (08:09):
No drink? Yeah?
Speaker 7 (08:11):
I was very grateful, Jas, but I didn't I didn't
want a gift for hou soon because it wasn't it.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
It wasn't.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
I was very grateful regardless, and I did.
Speaker 4 (08:19):
Oh you should have had it back then, Jason, I'll
bring it over. Yeah, thanks for your Yeah, that be
my gift for you. Okay, oh that looks familiar. So
you get there, you're mingling to start with key At
what point of you heading the dance floor.
Speaker 6 (08:35):
No dance floor, but standing in a group of essentially
our colleagues, you know me, prebs, Miniga, pretty quick drinking beers.
It is pretty old fucking hate those guys. Get to
your table. There, you sit down. I was on a
random table of assorted guests who I only knew Hailey
who works here in the office over that side, and
it was just her and I were the only two.
Graham Hill, my god, Graham Hill. He sat next to
(08:58):
us and I was like, Graham. He's like yes, and
I was like, you used to work on sports Cafe.
I used to wear crag as Wild, same company, and
we had a yarn And like he said, next, because
he's been to twenty something twenty there was the twenty
first Pie Awards.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Wow, he always gets invited. He must be made of someone.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
What's he doing with himself?
Speaker 2 (09:15):
He was working in media for ages as a journalist.
Speaker 6 (09:17):
But I think he said at the moment, he's running
an and ever CARDA watched it in total.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
Wow, I was and I was like, hey, no, I
used to really enjoy Graham Helm.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
He's quite great.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
He's a very funny guy.
Speaker 6 (09:28):
Afterwards, he's like, this is the best part've ever been
to because everyone's really friendly and chatty.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Usually I just sit by myself and no one talks
to me.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Oh really was.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
We had a table.
Speaker 6 (09:36):
It's probably like me, him and Hailey, and then the
rest of them would have been early twenties people who
probably wouldn't talk to.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
A guy has yeah. Yeah, yeah, but he was very
very funny.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
Yes, he's got some good.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
Yes, and he's a very intelligent failure too.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Yeah, knew a.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Lot of stuff that's interesting for you.
Speaker 6 (09:55):
Sure, yes, Oh that's great, keazy, well really good now,
I mean, ah, tired, but I literally today I was
just like, I don't give a shit. This is the
beauty of this job is you can have a blowout.
And I woke up at ten thirty. I had hot noodles,
I fell asleep on the cow, I had a bath.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
Oh god, I couldn't think of anything worse when they hangover.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
To be honest, we're all different, Chase totally. I mean
just because you.
Speaker 4 (10:19):
Have half a mongrel a, what did you have a
full one?
Speaker 2 (10:25):
It was was just like nothing down there, a periscope.
Speaker 6 (10:34):
Down what I was running a little line of being
down there. Nothing, there's literally nothing happening.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
Excellent.
Speaker 7 (10:45):
Man.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Hey, thanks guys, thanks for a coach.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
You're going to be hangover tomorrow as well.
Speaker 4 (10:48):
Of course I'll just be I'll be ship as you'll
be fair tomorrow be worse because we're the key you had.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
Yeah, well exactly.
Speaker 6 (10:58):
Is going to be a shock at This is the
big show four to seven weekdays.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
Ready a Hardaki