August 28, 2026 • 11 mins
On today's poddy, we're on Jase's case.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
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Speaker 2 (00:16):
Oh, g'day fellas. Hello. Yeah, good stuff.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Friday. Fucking hell good's Friday, fellas.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Yeah, it is good.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
I like a Friday.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Do you?
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Yeah, I do.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Why's that?
Speaker 4 (00:27):
Do you want a Thursday?
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Oh, sweet. It's Friday tomorrow. Yes. Yeah, yeah, good, good.
Pretty much everyone does it.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
I used to more now, like I don't do it
as often anymore.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Because you love it so much.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Because I love it.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Every day is great.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Because the big show is great. So I'm like, you know, oh,
it's Monday tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Oh, well, oh, gee.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
You know what I mean? Yeah, sure.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Whereas, Jase, I'm sure you go.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Yeah, super sigh. Yeah. We were just.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Talking about celebrity events, Mogi.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
We were.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
I went to a golf one today, right?
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Very nice.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Hosted by these two lovely ladies. I think Chemist Warehouse
was putting it on. It was at a driving range.
And I didn't realize it was such a who's who
type situation. And my mate invited me down there because
he was on the list, not me.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Were you his plus one, were you?
Speaker 3 (01:18):
I was his plus one, because he's been my plus
one to a few things. And then I got there,
and it's literally just a who's who of media people.
Everyone's lovely, but I hate those situations.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Yeah, but that's you top to bottom. What do you mean?
It's got Keezy written all over it.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
It doesn't, though.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Selfie, selfie, selfie, you know.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Chitty chat, chitty chat, network, network.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
I'm available.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
I'm available. King, king, king. Not really. Would you hand
me on coast? I'd like to do.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
The night show.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Yeah, I'd be keen to go on coast. Yeah, looking
to move.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
So, you know.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Yeah, 100%.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
I'm available.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Anything for me in Christchurch. I wish.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
I'm exactly the same. I hate them. I was telling
Keezy about an absolute shocker that I went to, which
I will not repeat. Because of what was said at
this particular... That gross?
Speaker 2 (02:01):
It was just gross.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
But there are people that thrive.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Was it sexual? Yes, it was. I bet it was.
It was.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Was it you that said it?
Speaker 2 (02:08):
No.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Jase doesn't say sexual stuff, eh?
Speaker 4 (02:12):
No, not that I'm aware of.
Speaker 5 (02:13):
Ever?
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Unless I'm horny. Boom, there it is. Filth.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
But how do you operate in those situations, Moggy?
Speaker 2 (02:22):
But I don't like any of it.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
No.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
It's not restricted to that. Agreed. I'm the same.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
But it's like when you're standing around.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Anywhere I have to talk to people.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
And you're like, oh, there's old mate. Oh, there's, of course,
he's here.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
She's here. I haven't been to many of those.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Yeah. And I didn't realize what it was. It was
great because I got a goody bag, got to hit
some balls, got a chicken burger. Chatted to some nice
fellas from a few other radio stations.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
You and your chicken burgers.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Who did you talk to?
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Spoke to.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Rog.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Rog from The Rock.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Oh, yeah. He does breakfast.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
A long time, yeah. Nice fella, actually. I had never
really fully spoken to him.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Did he know who you were? Yeah. Did he?
Speaker 1 (02:56):
100%.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
Were you like.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
He was asking about you, fellas.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
So with regards to.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
I was like... In a room with the old.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Because old....
Speaker 4 (03:08):
Imagine if that's what I did.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Oh, dear. But it was just.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Nice chatting to him about, I don't know, because he's
been on radio for fucking ages.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
He is. Yes, he is. He's younger than Jase. He is.
Is he? He is. He's 38. Oh.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
He's three years older than me.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
And has had an equally hard life.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
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Speaker 5 (03:37):
Oh, g'day, Matt.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Oh, hi, mate, yeah.
Speaker 5 (03:40):
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Speaker 3 (03:56):
The Hauraki Big Show podcast. No, yeah, but it was,
but I just, you know, it's just.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
That's all right, no, that's fine.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
I tend to bail those very quickly if I find
myself in them. You know what I'm saying?
Speaker 3 (04:07):
But I took home a goodie bag that was remarkably
stuffed full of stuff. So I was like, I'll stay.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Nah.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Nah, like, you know, yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Fridge magnets and shit like that.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
That was like vitamins and I think I got a
new toothbrush.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Oh, yeah. Electric toothbrush, yeah.
Speaker 6 (04:24):
Oh, yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
I got an invite for that thing.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Yeah, like cologne.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
Oh, yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Yeah, some good shit.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
Yeah, yeah, nice.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
And so I was like, oh, okay. So I had
the photo with the products and did all the shit
you're supposed to do at those events and then had
a few balls and had a bit of a shitty chat.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
Did you shank it?
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
Fucking you know what it was so they're like oh
we're going to have our longest drive competition Martin Guptill
won it last year he's here again this year and
we're like cool so no one's going to win that
yeah cool and then he stepped up with the shittest
golf club I've ever seen and hit it like 280
metres and I was like cool.
Speaker 6 (04:55):
My team that's great O'Keezy from the big.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Show the big show on Radio Hauraki.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
Yeah boom yeah.
Speaker 6 (05:05):
Nice I had some people over for dinner last night
well family Zar's cousin Zah's sister Zah's sister's boyfriend and
then Zah's brother's there anyway.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
You see yeah what's the sister's boyfriend.
Speaker 6 (05:19):
Dermot Dermot yeah good man yeah man backbone bad man
yeah nice backbone so he's here for his brother's wedding
but the cousin he had a packet of darts there.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
Oh no no no no.
Speaker 6 (05:33):
Didn't have any oh good unbelievable that's great what a
hero did you did you think about.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
It of course You always think about it.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Did he offer you?
Speaker 4 (05:41):
If they're there.
Speaker 6 (05:42):
He brought them in. He put them on the table,
which was a big fucking. And then I was just thinking,
even while I'm smoking that, I'm not going to be
enjoying it.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Yeah. I'm going to regret it while I'm doing it.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Because you're not pissed?
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Well, no, I wasn't pissed, but I had a wine
in my hand. Yeah. But just like, no, because I
don't want to do it anymore. Fucking amazing, isn't it?
Speaker 4 (06:06):
Was so triggered that time by Pugsan when he had those.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Oh, he's an asshole.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
When he had those mini Vietnam ciggies.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
That just triggered me so hard. Oh, no.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
See, I will say.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
He's got another pack.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Genuinely, from someone who doesn't smoke, I find it bad
whenever someone does what he just did and shows people
who used to smoke that they've got smokes. Like Beck
does it all the time. Dilly does it all the time.
Beck's a shocker, actually.
Speaker 4 (06:35):
Beck's a shocker.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
And as someone who doesn't smoke, who doesn't want my
friends to smoke, I find it. Yeah, but that's pole, though.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Yeah, that's true. You shouldn't smoke with your lungs, Keezy.
I don't. Because of my lungs.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
He smokes with his big lips. I don't smoke in
case my asthma flares up. But I find that very like, well,
don't do that. What are you doing?
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Do it, man.
Speaker 4 (06:58):
But I also, you know, I occasionally get triggered walking
back home and I'll get a waft of tobacco or
whatever and I go, oh, yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Now you're talking.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (07:07):
I was just saying yesterday to my brother there, like,
don't you just, I just wish I knew what the
repercussions would be because some people get through fine.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Ah, I see what you mean, the future. Yeah, the future.
Speaker 6 (07:19):
If I could see the future, that's how I would,
if I could see one thing in the future, I
would look at that.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
So, because I don't smoke very much at all. Yes.
Speaker 6 (07:28):
I'm not 10 a day, I'm not a packet a day,
I take six months off, whatever it might be.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Yeah. I just don't see. Surely I'm fine.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
Like my granddad, Mogi.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Started at eight. Yeah, granddad Mogi. Started at eight. Old
granddad Mogi.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
And smoked all the way through, black and whites they
were called, to the age of 94. And then the
doctor said to him– I've told you this story, but
it's true. The doctor said to him– That's enough with
the smoking probably now, Brum.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
And he went, all right. Righto. I made a good run.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
No issue at all.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (08:00):
And it's just like, what the fuck?
Speaker 2 (08:03):
86 years, it was a good run. Yes.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
Fuck yeah, that is a long time. If I could,
this could be a good topic. If you could look
in the future and see one thing, what would it be?
Mine would be, like, who's going to win the blah.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
Blah, blah?
Speaker 4 (08:16):
So you can put, like, a million dollars on it?
Speaker 3 (08:18):
Yeah, like, in five years' time, who's going to win
this so that I can spend all of my life
up till then saving, saving, saving to put it all
on there?
Speaker 5 (08:25):
No, I.
Speaker 4 (08:27):
Melbourne Cup or some shit. I don't want to know
anything about the future.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Really?
Speaker 3 (08:31):
Because I know something.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
I can tell you what's going to happen on Sunday afternoon.
You're going to get a three.
Speaker 4 (08:38):
Mogi has been piling the pressure on all this time.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
It's because he's done now. Yeah, I know.
Speaker 4 (08:45):
But like I was saying to my wife and to
you guys, if it's a total disaster, then that's great too.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Sure. Well, of course it won't be. It's just funny
to me.
Speaker 4 (08:55):
Look, I'll be honest with you. There's some real potential
for disaster.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Well, it's sort of, I don't know. What's the ceiling
on it? Roast spuds and a couple of beans.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
Pretty hard to fuck that up.
Speaker 4 (09:09):
Yeah, that's what I'm having.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
A couple of beans. A couple of beans.
Speaker 4 (09:14):
Some beans, but I might shave a walnut on it.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
Oh, yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (09:19):
We had beans last night with the pine nuts there.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Yes. And some, is it za'atar? Is that the name
of that bastard? Za'atar potatoes? Fuck, it was good eating.
And lamb, two and a half kilos of roast salmon.
I normally don't like a lamb, Keezy. Fuck, it was good.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
If you get a good lamb, man, it's fucking hell.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Use a good lamb.
Speaker 4 (09:39):
We talked to our daughter, who's a real foodie, and
she said, okay, hit.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Me with it.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
She said, boom, roast and some spuds.
Speaker 4 (09:49):
And then we told her, and she went, okay, yeah, good.
And then she said, I'm intrigued by the entree. I'm
intrigued by that. And then we explained it, and she went, yeah, okay.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Okay. Sounds yum. Oh, yeah.
Speaker 4 (10:02):
But when you say what it is, people, I think
the reaction's going to be.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
You're giving us your menu today, aren't you?
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Yes, today's the day.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
I reckon we do that at the start of the show. Oh,
it already is in there. I can just see. Look
at the planner there. Fuck, I'm getting fizzed up. It's
only three days away. We'll be at Horty J's, man.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Well, technically it's two sleeps.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
Two sleeps away.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Yeah, man.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
Having an absolute six of a time.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Absolutely just in peace. Just hung over as fuck. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
But I'll be back on the pass.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
Because I'll be up all night watching the rugby and
getting maggoted. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (10:33):
That's all G, man.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
Should we all meet at Pug's on Sunday and preload.
Speaker 4 (10:38):
For Horty J? Well, you could because here's the thing.
Old Pug's son's going to be in my father-in-law's house
That's a bloody beautiful joint.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
House sitting again, is he?
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Yeah, man. He's in high demand, old pug, son.
Speaker 4 (10:53):
And rightly so.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
He's a stallion.
Speaker 4 (10:57):
He's a massive stallion.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
How long's your father-in-law away for?
Speaker 2 (11:01):
I don't want to give the details. Pugs is giving
me a bit of an evil eye.
Speaker 4 (11:05):
About a month, I think.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
All right.
Speaker 4 (11:07):
And his place is a very nice joint.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
If I haven't found a house and we have to
move out of our house, I'll just move into your
father-in-law's place, man.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
Yeah, sure.
Speaker 4 (11:16):
Pugs would love that because you guys are getting on
so well.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
And Pugs will be gone by then. This is in
like a few months' time.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Right. Sweet.
Speaker 4 (11:25):
Well, they do have a very large downstairs living area.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
Your father-in-law has a large downstairs.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Jeez.
Speaker 4 (11:34):
I'm going to go and have one of Pug's Vietnamese ciggies.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Yeah, good on you.
Speaker 3 (11:37):
Hey, this is the Big Show. Full seven weekdays.
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Speaker 2 (00:16):
Oh, g'day fellas. Hello. Yeah, good stuff.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Friday. Fucking hell good's Friday, fellas.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Yeah, it is good.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
I like a Friday.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Do you?
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Yeah, I do.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Why's that?
Speaker 4 (00:27):
Do you want a Thursday?
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Oh, sweet. It's Friday tomorrow. Yes. Yeah, yeah, good, good.
Pretty much everyone does it.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
I used to more now, like I don't do it
as often anymore.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Because you love it so much.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Because I love it.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Every day is great.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Because the big show is great. So I'm like, you know, oh,
it's Monday tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Oh, well, oh, gee.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
You know what I mean? Yeah, sure.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Whereas, Jase, I'm sure you go.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Yeah, super sigh. Yeah. We were just.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Talking about celebrity events, Mogi.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
We were.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
I went to a golf one today, right?
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Very nice.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Hosted by these two lovely ladies. I think Chemist Warehouse
was putting it on. It was at a driving range.
And I didn't realize it was such a who's who
type situation. And my mate invited me down there because
he was on the list, not me.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Were you his plus one, were you?
Speaker 3 (01:18):
I was his plus one, because he's been my plus
one to a few things. And then I got there,
and it's literally just a who's who of media people.
Everyone's lovely, but I hate those situations.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Yeah, but that's you top to bottom. What do you mean?
It's got Keezy written all over it.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
It doesn't, though.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Selfie, selfie, selfie, you know.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Chitty chat, chitty chat, network, network.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
I'm available.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
I'm available. King, king, king. Not really. Would you hand
me on coast? I'd like to do.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
The night show.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Yeah, I'd be keen to go on coast. Yeah, looking
to move.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
So, you know.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Yeah, 100%.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
I'm available.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Anything for me in Christchurch. I wish.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
I'm exactly the same. I hate them. I was telling
Keezy about an absolute shocker that I went to, which
I will not repeat. Because of what was said at
this particular... That gross?
Speaker 2 (02:01):
It was just gross.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
But there are people that thrive.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Was it sexual? Yes, it was. I bet it was.
It was.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Was it you that said it?
Speaker 2 (02:08):
No.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Jase doesn't say sexual stuff, eh?
Speaker 4 (02:12):
No, not that I'm aware of.
Speaker 5 (02:13):
Ever?
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Unless I'm horny. Boom, there it is. Filth.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
But how do you operate in those situations, Moggy?
Speaker 2 (02:22):
But I don't like any of it.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
No.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
It's not restricted to that. Agreed. I'm the same.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
But it's like when you're standing around.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Anywhere I have to talk to people.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
And you're like, oh, there's old mate. Oh, there's, of course,
he's here.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
She's here. I haven't been to many of those.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Yeah. And I didn't realize what it was. It was
great because I got a goody bag, got to hit
some balls, got a chicken burger. Chatted to some nice
fellas from a few other radio stations.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
You and your chicken burgers.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Who did you talk to?
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Spoke to.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Rog.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Rog from The Rock.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Oh, yeah. He does breakfast.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
A long time, yeah. Nice fella, actually. I had never
really fully spoken to him.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Did he know who you were? Yeah. Did he?
Speaker 1 (02:56):
100%.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
Were you like.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
He was asking about you, fellas.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
So with regards to.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
I was like... In a room with the old.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Because old....
Speaker 4 (03:08):
Imagine if that's what I did.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Oh, dear. But it was just.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Nice chatting to him about, I don't know, because he's
been on radio for fucking ages.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
He is. Yes, he is. He's younger than Jase. He is.
Is he? He is. He's 38. Oh.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
He's three years older than me.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
And has had an equally hard life.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
The Horaki B Show, weekdays from 4 on Radio Horaki.
Speaker 5 (03:37):
Oh, g'day, Matt.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Oh, hi, mate, yeah.
Speaker 5 (03:40):
Look, if you want the chance to win all our
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Speaker 3 (03:56):
The Hauraki Big Show podcast. No, yeah, but it was,
but I just, you know, it's just.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
That's all right, no, that's fine.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
I tend to bail those very quickly if I find
myself in them. You know what I'm saying?
Speaker 3 (04:07):
But I took home a goodie bag that was remarkably
stuffed full of stuff. So I was like, I'll stay.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Nah.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Nah, like, you know, yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Fridge magnets and shit like that.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
That was like vitamins and I think I got a
new toothbrush.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Oh, yeah. Electric toothbrush, yeah.
Speaker 6 (04:24):
Oh, yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
I got an invite for that thing.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Yeah, like cologne.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
Oh, yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Yeah, some good shit.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
Yeah, yeah, nice.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
And so I was like, oh, okay. So I had
the photo with the products and did all the shit
you're supposed to do at those events and then had
a few balls and had a bit of a shitty chat.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
Did you shank it?
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
Fucking you know what it was so they're like oh
we're going to have our longest drive competition Martin Guptill
won it last year he's here again this year and
we're like cool so no one's going to win that
yeah cool and then he stepped up with the shittest
golf club I've ever seen and hit it like 280
metres and I was like cool.
Speaker 6 (04:55):
My team that's great O'Keezy from the big.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Show the big show on Radio Hauraki.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
Yeah boom yeah.
Speaker 6 (05:05):
Nice I had some people over for dinner last night
well family Zar's cousin Zah's sister Zah's sister's boyfriend and
then Zah's brother's there anyway.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
You see yeah what's the sister's boyfriend.
Speaker 6 (05:19):
Dermot Dermot yeah good man yeah man backbone bad man
yeah nice backbone so he's here for his brother's wedding
but the cousin he had a packet of darts there.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
Oh no no no no.
Speaker 6 (05:33):
Didn't have any oh good unbelievable that's great what a
hero did you did you think about.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
It of course You always think about it.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Did he offer you?
Speaker 4 (05:41):
If they're there.
Speaker 6 (05:42):
He brought them in. He put them on the table,
which was a big fucking. And then I was just thinking,
even while I'm smoking that, I'm not going to be
enjoying it.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Yeah. I'm going to regret it while I'm doing it.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Because you're not pissed?
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Well, no, I wasn't pissed, but I had a wine
in my hand. Yeah. But just like, no, because I
don't want to do it anymore. Fucking amazing, isn't it?
Speaker 4 (06:06):
Was so triggered that time by Pugsan when he had those.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Oh, he's an asshole.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
When he had those mini Vietnam ciggies.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
That just triggered me so hard. Oh, no.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
See, I will say.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
He's got another pack.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Genuinely, from someone who doesn't smoke, I find it bad
whenever someone does what he just did and shows people
who used to smoke that they've got smokes. Like Beck
does it all the time. Dilly does it all the time.
Beck's a shocker, actually.
Speaker 4 (06:35):
Beck's a shocker.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
And as someone who doesn't smoke, who doesn't want my
friends to smoke, I find it. Yeah, but that's pole, though.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Yeah, that's true. You shouldn't smoke with your lungs, Keezy.
I don't. Because of my lungs.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
He smokes with his big lips. I don't smoke in
case my asthma flares up. But I find that very like, well,
don't do that. What are you doing?
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Do it, man.
Speaker 4 (06:58):
But I also, you know, I occasionally get triggered walking
back home and I'll get a waft of tobacco or
whatever and I go, oh, yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Now you're talking.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (07:07):
I was just saying yesterday to my brother there, like,
don't you just, I just wish I knew what the
repercussions would be because some people get through fine.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Ah, I see what you mean, the future. Yeah, the future.
Speaker 6 (07:19):
If I could see the future, that's how I would,
if I could see one thing in the future, I
would look at that.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
So, because I don't smoke very much at all. Yes.
Speaker 6 (07:28):
I'm not 10 a day, I'm not a packet a day,
I take six months off, whatever it might be.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Yeah. I just don't see. Surely I'm fine.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
Like my granddad, Mogi.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Started at eight. Yeah, granddad Mogi. Started at eight. Old
granddad Mogi.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
And smoked all the way through, black and whites they
were called, to the age of 94. And then the
doctor said to him– I've told you this story, but
it's true. The doctor said to him– That's enough with
the smoking probably now, Brum.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
And he went, all right. Righto. I made a good run.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
No issue at all.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (08:00):
And it's just like, what the fuck?
Speaker 2 (08:03):
86 years, it was a good run. Yes.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
Fuck yeah, that is a long time. If I could,
this could be a good topic. If you could look
in the future and see one thing, what would it be?
Mine would be, like, who's going to win the blah.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
Blah, blah?
Speaker 4 (08:16):
So you can put, like, a million dollars on it?
Speaker 3 (08:18):
Yeah, like, in five years' time, who's going to win
this so that I can spend all of my life
up till then saving, saving, saving to put it all
on there?
Speaker 5 (08:25):
No, I.
Speaker 4 (08:27):
Melbourne Cup or some shit. I don't want to know
anything about the future.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Really?
Speaker 3 (08:31):
Because I know something.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
I can tell you what's going to happen on Sunday afternoon.
You're going to get a three.
Speaker 4 (08:38):
Mogi has been piling the pressure on all this time.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
It's because he's done now. Yeah, I know.
Speaker 4 (08:45):
But like I was saying to my wife and to
you guys, if it's a total disaster, then that's great too.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Sure. Well, of course it won't be. It's just funny
to me.
Speaker 4 (08:55):
Look, I'll be honest with you. There's some real potential
for disaster.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Well, it's sort of, I don't know. What's the ceiling
on it? Roast spuds and a couple of beans.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
Pretty hard to fuck that up.
Speaker 4 (09:09):
Yeah, that's what I'm having.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
A couple of beans. A couple of beans.
Speaker 4 (09:14):
Some beans, but I might shave a walnut on it.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
Oh, yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (09:19):
We had beans last night with the pine nuts there.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Yes. And some, is it za'atar? Is that the name
of that bastard? Za'atar potatoes? Fuck, it was good eating.
And lamb, two and a half kilos of roast salmon.
I normally don't like a lamb, Keezy. Fuck, it was good.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
If you get a good lamb, man, it's fucking hell.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Use a good lamb.
Speaker 4 (09:39):
We talked to our daughter, who's a real foodie, and
she said, okay, hit.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Me with it.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
She said, boom, roast and some spuds.
Speaker 4 (09:49):
And then we told her, and she went, okay, yeah, good.
And then she said, I'm intrigued by the entree. I'm
intrigued by that. And then we explained it, and she went, yeah, okay.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Okay. Sounds yum. Oh, yeah.
Speaker 4 (10:02):
But when you say what it is, people, I think
the reaction's going to be.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
You're giving us your menu today, aren't you?
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Yes, today's the day.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
I reckon we do that at the start of the show. Oh,
it already is in there. I can just see. Look
at the planner there. Fuck, I'm getting fizzed up. It's
only three days away. We'll be at Horty J's, man.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Well, technically it's two sleeps.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
Two sleeps away.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Yeah, man.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
Having an absolute six of a time.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Absolutely just in peace. Just hung over as fuck. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
But I'll be back on the pass.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
Because I'll be up all night watching the rugby and
getting maggoted. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (10:33):
That's all G, man.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
Should we all meet at Pug's on Sunday and preload.
Speaker 4 (10:38):
For Horty J? Well, you could because here's the thing.
Old Pug's son's going to be in my father-in-law's house
That's a bloody beautiful joint.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
House sitting again, is he?
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Yeah, man. He's in high demand, old pug, son.
Speaker 4 (10:53):
And rightly so.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
He's a stallion.
Speaker 4 (10:57):
He's a massive stallion.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
How long's your father-in-law away for?
Speaker 2 (11:01):
I don't want to give the details. Pugs is giving
me a bit of an evil eye.
Speaker 4 (11:05):
About a month, I think.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
All right.
Speaker 4 (11:07):
And his place is a very nice joint.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
If I haven't found a house and we have to
move out of our house, I'll just move into your
father-in-law's place, man.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
Yeah, sure.
Speaker 4 (11:16):
Pugs would love that because you guys are getting on
so well.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
And Pugs will be gone by then. This is in
like a few months' time.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Right. Sweet.
Speaker 4 (11:25):
Well, they do have a very large downstairs living area.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
Your father-in-law has a large downstairs.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Jeez.
Speaker 4 (11:34):
I'm going to go and have one of Pug's Vietnamese ciggies.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Yeah, good on you.
Speaker 3 (11:37):
Hey, this is the Big Show. Full seven weekdays.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
Ready or not, here we go.
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