January 6, 2026 • 17 mins
On today's unheard moments from 2025, eat your mold, change the throbber and take the seat off.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Whole Aching Big Show with Mike and Key. Tune
in week days at four on Radio Hold.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Aching Red Hot Chili Peppers. There on the That Hucky
Big Show Thursday afternoon afternoon with Kezy Moggie and Old Pugsun.
And it's time for trifle chat dish phillas. I hate
trifle right, It's like sloppy, tastes weird. All the flavors
sort of mixed together, and it tastes kind of boozy.
Is the cheery in it or something like that. Yeah,
(00:29):
it's a traditional cheery a cheery. Yeah, it's a traditional
dessert at Christmas time. My mother in law makes it,
by all accounts, a wonderful trifle. But that's like saying, oh,
that's the best type of disease, because they're all bad.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Have you eate? Have you?
Speaker 4 (00:46):
I'm assuming you've eaten it over the course of your
long relationship with your wife a disease.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Yeah, I have tried the trifle. Not for you, No,
it's just gross. And every trifle I've tried is not
very good. Actually, just on like a massively said.
Speaker 5 (01:01):
One of the first times we learned that we had
to maybe put a nana into a home was she
made trifle for Christmas one year and it had mold
on it, mold, and.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
We were just like, was that an ingredient?
Speaker 5 (01:10):
We were like, yeah, it was one of the layers,
and we just thought that was a poor choice for
the trifle.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
A layer of mold, mold it was. I personally wouldn't
put that on, but it was in a recipe book
as well. Layer of mold, one of those nineteen twenties one.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Yeah, yeah, right, he's really weird in the twenties.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
And then you put her in her wrist home. Yeah,
she was fifty two. Wow, how do you work? Easy? Ah?
How's she doing? Now? Man?
Speaker 3 (01:38):
What's that?
Speaker 2 (01:39):
How's you naan doing? Now? She's dead?
Speaker 3 (01:41):
Oh she might know my dad, he's dead.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
So the way she makes it is that the bottom
this jelly.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Right.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
I'm not really a fan of jelly. I mean I
used to be when I was a kid. Three statement
because I don't like throwing out a blanket jelly statement
like that. But if you agree, CAZy.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
I didn't even know that there was jelly in it
in trifle.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
In trifle, well that's the thing. There's all different types,
but the one I have has jelly in it.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
It's a year old sort of a recipe, isn't it.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
It's sort of like ballet is to dance is trifle
to dessert. We've gotten so much further than ballet that
we don't need ballet anymore, and I don't think we
need trifle anymore.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
I'm on you, I'm on your side.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
It's a great analogy. Yeah, jelly with like fruit cut
up fruit dice in it, and then they set it,
and then you've got the jelly base, and then you've
got a layer of sponge or lady fingers.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Yes, they do the sponge. Often you'll buy like a
jam sponge or something like it and push it.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
In there, which I'm not into custard. You've got whipped
cream in there, and it's fine that all, you know,
if you took two of the layers, if you just
had sponge and a bit of fruit yam.
Speaker 6 (02:55):
Yeah, with a bit of cream, meringues, maybe some ringues,
maybe some jelly, think you and some jelly and then
like a big and then some like a couple of
cans of peaches.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Yeah, what about like a layer of mold, a layer of.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
Mold, but that you're going to really prepare for that
they don't you, but sort of some sheering in it,
like some alcohol.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Yeah, yeah, it sounds yummy. I'd have that on the side, ah,
the booze. Yeah yeah, yeah, okay, because a half you
normally have a half a cap, but I got a bottle. Yeah,
just have that on the side. Yeah. Right, So you
make all that and you put a layer of mold
on it, and you but then you've got to like
call the rest home obviously get that all teed up.
Yeah exactly. I was gonna ask what you think I
(03:37):
should put in the trifle, But what you've just said
is probably you've nailed it.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
I think that's that's all you can do, is just
that as the booze. And you know the other thing
is if you're making it, you don't have to eat it.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Yeah, you're right. I can take a lot of joy
out of watching other people eat.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
It knowing yeah that it's ship Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Merry Christmas failures.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
I think there should be a regular segment.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
The Hurarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio hod.
Speaker 6 (04:05):
Ike Blink one a two there on the Radio Hodarkey
Big Show.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
This glorious Tuesday afternoon.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
Fellas, I've got a new car, do doo dooge. Now,
you know, anybody that loves the Big Show will remember
with absolute clarity the story I told a few months
ago where we got a car and there's a they
had this loan on it. Man, you've got to get
involved in this loan. Good lord, So zero percent interest
loan for five years or something like that. I think
(04:33):
it's five years. If you got a hybrid car and
my wife's been banging on about it for ages. You
know how they wear you down, They talk you around,
I should say, they convince you. Yes, yeah, so that's
what she did. She taught me around. So we ended
up with this hybrid car, more money than we've ever
spent on a car. We're super comfortable with. It's brand new.
(04:59):
But we did it with it. I mean, you know,
by the time that we ran it through the accounting
and we worked out that it was practically free, they're
practically part of us to buy the car a period
over the five years. So anyway we buy it, then
we find out actually, no, that's not the case. It's
not for a hybrid car. You have to buy an
electrical electric car, fully electric. Well it's too late. Now
we've got a hybrid bug of that, So we have
(05:20):
to return it and we can get this electric car.
But an electric car that's going to be on a
boat from Janeen, right, and that's going to take well,
as it turns out, about three months to arrive. If
you can believe that, No, I can't. And we wanted
a black one, you know, I mean, who doesn't want
a black one? So that had to come on a special.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Boat, a black boat.
Speaker 4 (05:40):
Well I don't know what about the color of the boat,
but certainly was a special trip. So anyway, it's arrived today,
and we had this other car, this other car which
was the same naked model, And I got to tell you,
I hate it because these new cars have got all
the bells and whistles. Yes, but all the bells and
whistles are massively annoying. And so what it does is
(06:01):
it beeps when you go one kilometer over the speed
limit one kilometer over the speed limit, and it doesn't
stop if anybody, If you go over the CenterLight, it
jerks you're steering wheel to let you know that you're drifting.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
Over the median line. Right, All these things are safety features. Right.
Speaker 4 (06:18):
Well, I've been driving for a while now, I've never
had a crash. Yes, I don't need you to drive
my car for me. By all means, give me a
driver drive my car. But I don't need the car
overriding my decisions. The worst thing that happened, keasy. The
worst thing that happened was when we came back from
Hamilton or somewhere like that. I can't remember what it was,
but we're in a two lane situation. I pulled out
(06:39):
into the passing lane. There was a car in front
of me, and there was also a car behind me.
But I felt that I could make the guess it
was an easy gap, so I pull out. The car
decides that the car in front of me is too close.
The car decides not me. It slams on the brakes,
and then the car behind me now it has to
slam on its break It's dangerous. It is dangerous. Are
(07:00):
you serious?
Speaker 2 (07:03):
So I can. I've had experience of this as well,
because I for a weebit there used to film car
reviews for he and a few of them are electric vehicles,
and I loved because I'm traditionally my family is like
a V eight family, Shiv's holdings, all that sort of stuff. First,
time driving electric vehicle. Loved it, fast, quiet, tech, super
high tech. However, every time I hopped in it, and
(07:24):
it was every time, there was no way to turn
it off permanently. I turned off the beeping speed, I
turned off the lane assist thing and the break thing,
and it would take me about three minutes to turn
all these things off and I and every time I
hopped in, I had to redo it again.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
That's right, And that was my big complaint with this
other car. And I think it's a new car thing,
not necessarily an electric car thing, because they want you
to have all of the new car thing, so all
the shit that you can pay for that you don't
even want.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
Yes, how much does that cost to put that? And
I don't want that?
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
So anyway, what you can do is now it's a
one touch thing. So I've got a pre set for
me as a driver. Great, So I just jump in,
I pushed one button, I've turned off without a word
of the lie. Twelve different features that it's got, these
safety features, yes, absolutely unbelievable. The one thing I kept
is when you reverse, if something enters from the left
or the right behind you, it hits the brakes. Yeah,
(08:11):
which I thought was really good for kids. Yeah that
makes sense.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
Yeah, but holy but like, yeah did you turn that?
You didn't turn? Like the window wipers off and the
like the lights.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
I just don't see that you need them.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Manage The Hiarchy Big Show week days from four on
Radio hod Ike.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Running down a dream, but a Tom Petty there on
The Hucky Big Show does Wednesday evening with Keezy, Muggi
and Pugsun. Let's give out some advice.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
Bad data with the.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Fellas meet patting up sixty nine at gmail dot com.
It is a real email address. Still get in touch
if you ever need advice, and if we read it
on the show, you could get yourself a fifty dollars
Reburg of Voucher.
Speaker 5 (08:53):
Read Big Year get a Fellas anonymous here Mike Mogi.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
I also ride my bike to work.
Speaker 5 (09:00):
I enjoy the exercise, the convenience and low cost aspects. However,
opposite my work is a big construction site. When I
leave work, I have to bike past a bunch of
big scary trades. Sometimes they shoot me looks, and I
can hear them quietly talking to each other. I can't
help but feel conscious about this and wondered if you
had any tips on how to look cooler and or tougher,
(09:23):
so the traders give me more respect when I pedal
past them.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
Chairs, Anonymous, take your seat off. It's just a saddle,
no saddle, So take the seat off the butt and
then you just have the stem there.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
You're just sitting on the pole.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Pole.
Speaker 4 (09:43):
Well, he wants to look like you know, he doesn't
want these guys to mess with them, right, Yeah, that
should do it.
Speaker 5 (09:52):
So he said cooler or tougher? Sorry, and or tougher.
So that's a tough part.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Oh it's both. Yeah, okay, Well that's that's one option
if he's not keen on that. Yeah, true, What if
I've given you my idea? Look, you know, to us
the other the way mogie works.
Speaker 4 (10:12):
No, you're right, that's my idea. That's a great idea.
And you guys are thinking about other options. Wrong? Why
should we Yeah, you're saying we should come up with
something else. In cases not into it? Why wouldn't he
be into that.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Sitting sitting directly on the pole of his Well, it's
just uncomfortable for some for some, but I'd say for most, Yeah,
for most, Like it's it's a it's a bike pole. Yeah,
it's a you know, like it'd be right if it
was shaped in a certain way so it would be
more comfortable. What shape would you prefer? Probably seat.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
Shaped?
Speaker 2 (10:48):
Look if it was. Can I say, if it was me,
what i'd do? Ye? Sure, man. I'd wear a flat
peak Carter's hat and I would wear that straightforward, yeah,
straight down my day.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
And I'd have my new sort of clear spectacles on.
Oh yeah, and I'd ride past with my ponies on
and on my healing ten speed.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
It's probably the way to go.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
And I just say old kezy coming through. That's all
I do.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
That would work as well. It's been working for me anyway.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
Yeah, but I know what you mean.
Speaker 4 (11:24):
You do get some locks, but I think it depends
on the bike and the helmet combo.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
Have you got a helmet yet? No, so I've had
no issues.
Speaker 4 (11:31):
I also just ride on the footpath, you know, as
far less possibility of getting run over on the footpath. Wow.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
Do you feel like you look like a goober on
your bike at all?
Speaker 3 (11:42):
Ever?
Speaker 4 (11:42):
The thing about me, Kesy is I don't give it
any thought. So I'm just getting to work in five minutes.
Other people's opinion of me as I do. That is
between them and their mates. On the work site.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
King Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy tune in
week days and four on Radio Hurdarky.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
Vana on The Hudaky Big Show Monday Afternoon with Kezy,
Moggi and pugs Sound. Earlier in the show, Moggi hit
us with his top five TV shows of twenty twenty five,
not ones that came out this year, but ones that
he had watched this year. Now it's time for myself
and Pugson. Yeah, I'll go first, pug Son. How did
you say, Pugsun, I don't know, probably in a really
(12:26):
cool way. Alright, So my number three show I've watched
this year because I didn't watch five.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
Good.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Look, the problem is I watched shows with my wife.
Most of the time, we watched Grand Designs or like House. Yeah,
we're excluding those. These are just good shows that we
genuinely got fizzed up for. Yes. Number three, there's a
show that you tried, Meggie and Ham. Oh my god,
that's number four. Upper middle Class Bogan is number four.
Good Upper middle Bogan on Netflix. Check it out. Number
(12:56):
three is a show you tried didn't like Tires on Netflix.
Shane gillis, It's an easy to watch twenty twenty five
minute comedy. It makes me feel chill. It's like watching
Seinfeld or Parks and Recreational, The Office or whatever. You'll
go to cozy comedy is I really enjoyed Tires on Netflix.
Number two is a mystery detective series I watched on
(13:17):
TV and Z Plus starring David Mitchell, one of my
favorite comedians. It's called Ludwig. It's super like, it's murder mystery.
He's sort of role playing as a detective. But it's
not so full on that my wife can watch it.
It's not too gruesome. Good oh, we're sort of trying
to figure out the murder. Ludwig TVNZ, in Plus and
my number one show of twenty twenty five that I
(13:37):
watched is Celebrity Traders UK on three now. Stephen Frye,
Alan Carr, Jonathan Ross some of my all time favorite
UK comedians and personalities and it was absolutely excellent. If
you haven't watched it and you want to show to
watch with your partner, Celebrity Traders UK three in Z
I give it four point eight busies out of five Wow,
it's out the game. Man, pikes your arm. All right,
(13:58):
we're up fellas. Okay. Studying at number five.
Speaker 5 (14:01):
Of the TV shows I watched in twenty twenty five,
I'd be remiss if I didn't.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
Mention Love Island. I need Island.
Speaker 5 (14:07):
I always watched Love Island. I love Love Island. I'm
watching the Australian at the moment. I watched the UK
one earlier in the year and I follow that to
the very end every time. Right, okay, so that was
number five. Now and to actual TV shows. I just
started this one a couple of weeks ago. Veep oh yeah, drivers, yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
Right, yeah, you play like a politics.
Speaker 5 (14:28):
Yeah, Vep and she she got like a billion Emmys
for that.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
Why.
Speaker 5 (14:33):
It's just like one liner after one liner after one liner,
and it's insanely impressive. Really yeah, great, great writers, insane
to watch.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
Where did you watch it? What did I watch it on?
I think Neon Neon, Okay, because I might check that
out with a go.
Speaker 5 (14:48):
The next one is last one laughing. Oh yes, I
bang that whole thing out. In the day they locked
a whole bunch of comedians and a rollover, yeah, probably,
and they basically try to make each other laugh, and
all of these comedians are dying trying not to laugh
until one of them is left in the room.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
You get voted out. If you laugh once, you get
a warning and if the second time you laugh, you
are gone. Is this the UK one?
Speaker 5 (15:11):
Yes, And it's just a great way to make TV.
You bang the whole thing out in the day and
then you those episodes.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
It's very it's hosted by Jimmy Carr. There are several
versions and it's actually I'll watch Prime yes that's sorry,
Oh okay, yeah, but there's several versions of it as
like an Irish one and an American one. Watched the
UK one. It's bloody good. It was bloody goird.
Speaker 5 (15:29):
Just so really I only recently got into those British
panel shows and so I loved it, loved it, got
around it. Number two The Sopranos, Heyday I Die. It's
my favorite show I've ever gone into and I am
putting my partner onto it this year, So it was
bloody good to watch for a second round. And then
finally number one twenty twenty five also adolescents.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
Ah, just the feat in TV making.
Speaker 5 (15:57):
That that was, and the performances, and the fact that
so like it was all one take yeah man, and
just it felt so current and it felt so real
the entire time, Like there was not one one part
of it that didn't seem realistic to me.
Speaker 4 (16:11):
It's about a teenage murder, isn't it, tom Keyzy, your
messers would love that. I noticed it was on your list,
but I think she would love that.
Speaker 5 (16:21):
And also just the way people approach these like crimes
that they don't expect from like a young person, and
also the sensitivity around like males and the internet and
all this stuff.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
So can I do? It? Was excellent? It was on
my list, but it got bumped off by love it
or listed Yes, I guess it's just in the Traders
UK Traders UK, which is a bloody great show. By
the way, So what are we doing tomorrow, Morgy Top
five It.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
We'll probably go movies tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
Top five movies. I'll start writing my lists. My religion
by all means.
Speaker 3 (16:50):
Texas three for eight three.
Speaker 4 (16:51):
If you've got any great shows that you think we
should be watching.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
Yeah, recommendations three for three years.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
Please a big show with Mike and Keysy. Tune in
week days at four on radio Hodaki
The Whole Aching Big Show with Mike and Key. Tune
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Speaker 2 (00:06):
Aching Red Hot Chili Peppers. There on the That Hucky
Big Show Thursday afternoon afternoon with Kezy Moggie and Old Pugsun.
And it's time for trifle chat dish phillas. I hate
trifle right, It's like sloppy, tastes weird. All the flavors
sort of mixed together, and it tastes kind of boozy.
Is the cheery in it or something like that. Yeah,
(00:29):
it's a traditional cheery a cheery. Yeah, it's a traditional
dessert at Christmas time. My mother in law makes it,
by all accounts, a wonderful trifle. But that's like saying, oh,
that's the best type of disease, because they're all bad.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Have you eate? Have you?
Speaker 4 (00:46):
I'm assuming you've eaten it over the course of your
long relationship with your wife a disease.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Yeah, I have tried the trifle. Not for you, No,
it's just gross. And every trifle I've tried is not
very good. Actually, just on like a massively said.
Speaker 5 (01:01):
One of the first times we learned that we had
to maybe put a nana into a home was she
made trifle for Christmas one year and it had mold
on it, mold, and.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
We were just like, was that an ingredient?
Speaker 5 (01:10):
We were like, yeah, it was one of the layers,
and we just thought that was a poor choice for
the trifle.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
A layer of mold, mold it was. I personally wouldn't
put that on, but it was in a recipe book
as well. Layer of mold, one of those nineteen twenties one.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Yeah, yeah, right, he's really weird in the twenties.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
And then you put her in her wrist home. Yeah,
she was fifty two. Wow, how do you work? Easy? Ah?
How's she doing? Now? Man?
Speaker 3 (01:38):
What's that?
Speaker 2 (01:39):
How's you naan doing? Now? She's dead?
Speaker 3 (01:41):
Oh she might know my dad, he's dead.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
So the way she makes it is that the bottom
this jelly.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Right.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
I'm not really a fan of jelly. I mean I
used to be when I was a kid. Three statement
because I don't like throwing out a blanket jelly statement
like that. But if you agree, CAZy.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
I didn't even know that there was jelly in it
in trifle.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
In trifle, well that's the thing. There's all different types,
but the one I have has jelly in it.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
It's a year old sort of a recipe, isn't it.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
It's sort of like ballet is to dance is trifle
to dessert. We've gotten so much further than ballet that
we don't need ballet anymore, and I don't think we
need trifle anymore.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
I'm on you, I'm on your side.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
It's a great analogy. Yeah, jelly with like fruit cut
up fruit dice in it, and then they set it,
and then you've got the jelly base, and then you've
got a layer of sponge or lady fingers.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Yes, they do the sponge. Often you'll buy like a
jam sponge or something like it and push it.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
In there, which I'm not into custard. You've got whipped
cream in there, and it's fine that all, you know,
if you took two of the layers, if you just
had sponge and a bit of fruit yam.
Speaker 6 (02:55):
Yeah, with a bit of cream, meringues, maybe some ringues,
maybe some jelly, think you and some jelly and then
like a big and then some like a couple of
cans of peaches.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Yeah, what about like a layer of mold, a layer of.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
Mold, but that you're going to really prepare for that
they don't you, but sort of some sheering in it,
like some alcohol.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Yeah, yeah, it sounds yummy. I'd have that on the side, ah,
the booze. Yeah yeah, yeah, okay, because a half you
normally have a half a cap, but I got a bottle. Yeah,
just have that on the side. Yeah. Right, So you
make all that and you put a layer of mold
on it, and you but then you've got to like
call the rest home obviously get that all teed up.
Yeah exactly. I was gonna ask what you think I
(03:37):
should put in the trifle, But what you've just said
is probably you've nailed it.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
I think that's that's all you can do, is just
that as the booze. And you know the other thing
is if you're making it, you don't have to eat it.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Yeah, you're right. I can take a lot of joy
out of watching other people eat.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
It knowing yeah that it's ship Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Merry Christmas failures.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
I think there should be a regular segment.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
The Hurarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio hod.
Speaker 6 (04:05):
Ike Blink one a two there on the Radio Hodarkey
Big Show.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
This glorious Tuesday afternoon.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
Fellas, I've got a new car, do doo dooge. Now,
you know, anybody that loves the Big Show will remember
with absolute clarity the story I told a few months
ago where we got a car and there's a they
had this loan on it. Man, you've got to get
involved in this loan. Good lord, So zero percent interest
loan for five years or something like that. I think
(04:33):
it's five years. If you got a hybrid car and
my wife's been banging on about it for ages. You
know how they wear you down, They talk you around,
I should say, they convince you. Yes, yeah, so that's
what she did. She taught me around. So we ended
up with this hybrid car, more money than we've ever
spent on a car. We're super comfortable with. It's brand new.
(04:59):
But we did it with it. I mean, you know,
by the time that we ran it through the accounting
and we worked out that it was practically free, they're
practically part of us to buy the car a period
over the five years. So anyway we buy it, then
we find out actually, no, that's not the case. It's
not for a hybrid car. You have to buy an
electrical electric car, fully electric. Well it's too late. Now
we've got a hybrid bug of that, So we have
(05:20):
to return it and we can get this electric car.
But an electric car that's going to be on a
boat from Janeen, right, and that's going to take well,
as it turns out, about three months to arrive. If
you can believe that, No, I can't. And we wanted
a black one, you know, I mean, who doesn't want
a black one? So that had to come on a special.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Boat, a black boat.
Speaker 4 (05:40):
Well I don't know what about the color of the boat,
but certainly was a special trip. So anyway, it's arrived today,
and we had this other car, this other car which
was the same naked model, And I got to tell you,
I hate it because these new cars have got all
the bells and whistles. Yes, but all the bells and
whistles are massively annoying. And so what it does is
(06:01):
it beeps when you go one kilometer over the speed
limit one kilometer over the speed limit, and it doesn't
stop if anybody, If you go over the CenterLight, it
jerks you're steering wheel to let you know that you're drifting.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
Over the median line. Right, All these things are safety features. Right.
Speaker 4 (06:18):
Well, I've been driving for a while now, I've never
had a crash. Yes, I don't need you to drive
my car for me. By all means, give me a
driver drive my car. But I don't need the car
overriding my decisions. The worst thing that happened, keasy. The
worst thing that happened was when we came back from
Hamilton or somewhere like that. I can't remember what it was,
but we're in a two lane situation. I pulled out
(06:39):
into the passing lane. There was a car in front
of me, and there was also a car behind me.
But I felt that I could make the guess it
was an easy gap, so I pull out. The car
decides that the car in front of me is too close.
The car decides not me. It slams on the brakes,
and then the car behind me now it has to
slam on its break It's dangerous. It is dangerous. Are
(07:00):
you serious?
Speaker 2 (07:03):
So I can. I've had experience of this as well,
because I for a weebit there used to film car
reviews for he and a few of them are electric vehicles,
and I loved because I'm traditionally my family is like
a V eight family, Shiv's holdings, all that sort of stuff. First,
time driving electric vehicle. Loved it, fast, quiet, tech, super
high tech. However, every time I hopped in it, and
(07:24):
it was every time, there was no way to turn
it off permanently. I turned off the beeping speed, I
turned off the lane assist thing and the break thing,
and it would take me about three minutes to turn
all these things off and I and every time I
hopped in, I had to redo it again.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
That's right, And that was my big complaint with this
other car. And I think it's a new car thing,
not necessarily an electric car thing, because they want you
to have all of the new car thing, so all
the shit that you can pay for that you don't
even want.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
Yes, how much does that cost to put that? And
I don't want that?
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
So anyway, what you can do is now it's a
one touch thing. So I've got a pre set for
me as a driver. Great, So I just jump in,
I pushed one button, I've turned off without a word
of the lie. Twelve different features that it's got, these
safety features, yes, absolutely unbelievable. The one thing I kept
is when you reverse, if something enters from the left
or the right behind you, it hits the brakes. Yeah,
(08:11):
which I thought was really good for kids. Yeah that
makes sense.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
Yeah, but holy but like, yeah did you turn that?
You didn't turn? Like the window wipers off and the
like the lights.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
I just don't see that you need them.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Manage The Hiarchy Big Show week days from four on
Radio hod Ike.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Running down a dream, but a Tom Petty there on
The Hucky Big Show does Wednesday evening with Keezy, Muggi
and Pugsun. Let's give out some advice.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
Bad data with the.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Fellas meet patting up sixty nine at gmail dot com.
It is a real email address. Still get in touch
if you ever need advice, and if we read it
on the show, you could get yourself a fifty dollars
Reburg of Voucher.
Speaker 5 (08:53):
Read Big Year get a Fellas anonymous here Mike Mogi.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
I also ride my bike to work.
Speaker 5 (09:00):
I enjoy the exercise, the convenience and low cost aspects. However,
opposite my work is a big construction site. When I
leave work, I have to bike past a bunch of
big scary trades. Sometimes they shoot me looks, and I
can hear them quietly talking to each other. I can't
help but feel conscious about this and wondered if you
had any tips on how to look cooler and or tougher,
(09:23):
so the traders give me more respect when I pedal
past them.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
Chairs, Anonymous, take your seat off. It's just a saddle,
no saddle, So take the seat off the butt and
then you just have the stem there.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
You're just sitting on the pole.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Pole.
Speaker 4 (09:43):
Well, he wants to look like you know, he doesn't
want these guys to mess with them, right, Yeah, that
should do it.
Speaker 5 (09:52):
So he said cooler or tougher? Sorry, and or tougher.
So that's a tough part.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Oh it's both. Yeah, okay, Well that's that's one option
if he's not keen on that. Yeah, true, What if
I've given you my idea? Look, you know, to us
the other the way mogie works.
Speaker 4 (10:12):
No, you're right, that's my idea. That's a great idea.
And you guys are thinking about other options. Wrong? Why
should we Yeah, you're saying we should come up with
something else. In cases not into it? Why wouldn't he
be into that.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Sitting sitting directly on the pole of his Well, it's
just uncomfortable for some for some, but I'd say for most, Yeah,
for most, Like it's it's a it's a bike pole. Yeah,
it's a you know, like it'd be right if it
was shaped in a certain way so it would be
more comfortable. What shape would you prefer? Probably seat.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
Shaped?
Speaker 2 (10:48):
Look if it was. Can I say, if it was me,
what i'd do? Ye? Sure, man. I'd wear a flat
peak Carter's hat and I would wear that straightforward, yeah,
straight down my day.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
And I'd have my new sort of clear spectacles on.
Oh yeah, and I'd ride past with my ponies on
and on my healing ten speed.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
It's probably the way to go.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
And I just say old kezy coming through. That's all
I do.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
That would work as well. It's been working for me anyway.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
Yeah, but I know what you mean.
Speaker 4 (11:24):
You do get some locks, but I think it depends
on the bike and the helmet combo.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
Have you got a helmet yet? No, so I've had
no issues.
Speaker 4 (11:31):
I also just ride on the footpath, you know, as
far less possibility of getting run over on the footpath. Wow.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
Do you feel like you look like a goober on
your bike at all?
Speaker 3 (11:42):
Ever?
Speaker 4 (11:42):
The thing about me, Kesy is I don't give it
any thought. So I'm just getting to work in five minutes.
Other people's opinion of me as I do. That is
between them and their mates. On the work site.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
King Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy tune in
week days and four on Radio Hurdarky.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
Vana on The Hudaky Big Show Monday Afternoon with Kezy,
Moggi and pugs Sound. Earlier in the show, Moggi hit
us with his top five TV shows of twenty twenty five,
not ones that came out this year, but ones that
he had watched this year. Now it's time for myself
and Pugson. Yeah, I'll go first, pug Son. How did
you say, Pugsun, I don't know, probably in a really
(12:26):
cool way. Alright, So my number three show I've watched
this year because I didn't watch five.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
Good.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Look, the problem is I watched shows with my wife.
Most of the time, we watched Grand Designs or like House. Yeah,
we're excluding those. These are just good shows that we
genuinely got fizzed up for. Yes. Number three, there's a
show that you tried, Meggie and Ham. Oh my god,
that's number four. Upper middle Class Bogan is number four.
Good Upper middle Bogan on Netflix. Check it out. Number
(12:56):
three is a show you tried didn't like Tires on Netflix.
Shane gillis, It's an easy to watch twenty twenty five
minute comedy. It makes me feel chill. It's like watching
Seinfeld or Parks and Recreational, The Office or whatever. You'll
go to cozy comedy is I really enjoyed Tires on Netflix.
Number two is a mystery detective series I watched on
(13:17):
TV and Z Plus starring David Mitchell, one of my
favorite comedians. It's called Ludwig. It's super like, it's murder mystery.
He's sort of role playing as a detective. But it's
not so full on that my wife can watch it.
It's not too gruesome. Good oh, we're sort of trying
to figure out the murder. Ludwig TVNZ, in Plus and
my number one show of twenty twenty five that I
(13:37):
watched is Celebrity Traders UK on three now. Stephen Frye,
Alan Carr, Jonathan Ross some of my all time favorite
UK comedians and personalities and it was absolutely excellent. If
you haven't watched it and you want to show to
watch with your partner, Celebrity Traders UK three in Z
I give it four point eight busies out of five Wow,
it's out the game. Man, pikes your arm. All right,
(13:58):
we're up fellas. Okay. Studying at number five.
Speaker 5 (14:01):
Of the TV shows I watched in twenty twenty five,
I'd be remiss if I didn't.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
Mention Love Island. I need Island.
Speaker 5 (14:07):
I always watched Love Island. I love Love Island. I'm
watching the Australian at the moment. I watched the UK
one earlier in the year and I follow that to
the very end every time. Right, okay, so that was
number five. Now and to actual TV shows. I just
started this one a couple of weeks ago. Veep oh yeah, drivers, yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
Right, yeah, you play like a politics.
Speaker 5 (14:28):
Yeah, Vep and she she got like a billion Emmys
for that.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
Why.
Speaker 5 (14:33):
It's just like one liner after one liner after one liner,
and it's insanely impressive. Really yeah, great, great writers, insane
to watch.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
Where did you watch it? What did I watch it on?
I think Neon Neon, Okay, because I might check that
out with a go.
Speaker 5 (14:48):
The next one is last one laughing. Oh yes, I
bang that whole thing out. In the day they locked
a whole bunch of comedians and a rollover, yeah, probably,
and they basically try to make each other laugh, and
all of these comedians are dying trying not to laugh
until one of them is left in the room.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
You get voted out. If you laugh once, you get
a warning and if the second time you laugh, you
are gone. Is this the UK one?
Speaker 5 (15:11):
Yes, And it's just a great way to make TV.
You bang the whole thing out in the day and
then you those episodes.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
It's very it's hosted by Jimmy Carr. There are several
versions and it's actually I'll watch Prime yes that's sorry,
Oh okay, yeah, but there's several versions of it as
like an Irish one and an American one. Watched the
UK one. It's bloody good. It was bloody goird.
Speaker 5 (15:29):
Just so really I only recently got into those British
panel shows and so I loved it, loved it, got
around it. Number two The Sopranos, Heyday I Die. It's
my favorite show I've ever gone into and I am
putting my partner onto it this year, So it was
bloody good to watch for a second round. And then
finally number one twenty twenty five also adolescents.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
Ah, just the feat in TV making.
Speaker 5 (15:57):
That that was, and the performances, and the fact that
so like it was all one take yeah man, and
just it felt so current and it felt so real
the entire time, Like there was not one one part
of it that didn't seem realistic to me.
Speaker 4 (16:11):
It's about a teenage murder, isn't it, tom Keyzy, your
messers would love that. I noticed it was on your list,
but I think she would love that.
Speaker 5 (16:21):
And also just the way people approach these like crimes
that they don't expect from like a young person, and
also the sensitivity around like males and the internet and
all this stuff.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
So can I do? It? Was excellent? It was on
my list, but it got bumped off by love it
or listed Yes, I guess it's just in the Traders
UK Traders UK, which is a bloody great show. By
the way, So what are we doing tomorrow, Morgy Top
five It.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
We'll probably go movies tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
Top five movies. I'll start writing my lists. My religion
by all means.
Speaker 3 (16:50):
Texas three for eight three.
Speaker 4 (16:51):
If you've got any great shows that you think we
should be watching.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
Yeah, recommendations three for three years.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
Please a big show with Mike and Keysy. Tune in
week days at four on radio Hodaki
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