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Speaker 1 (00:05):
Hey, this is Annie and Samantha don from stuff I've
never told your prediction of by her radio.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
And welcome to Yes, we're back, still doing Second in
the City watch times because Annie's never seen them, and
I'm making her watch it, and we're slowly, by god,
very slowly making our way through this episodes. We are
currently on season three, episode fifteen. But before we start
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all of that, this is a happy hour episode with that.
If you're doing happy hour things, do so responsibly. None
of the things we're talking about are currently sponsored, which
is a shame. It's the dame shame.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
It really is.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Missing out. Anyway, Annie, are you doing happy hour things?
Speaker 3 (01:01):
I am.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
We are entering spring officially, as you can hear in
Samantha's voice. Perhaps all right, So I have a a
friend left this beer in my refrigerator. But it is
a Spring Belgium ale and that I've never tried.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
So we'll see if I like it.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Give us a taste, tell us about it.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Yeah, it's lovely, it's nice and bright, it's not too bitter,
and it's got a bit of a orange orange tang
to it.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Okay, call it an alligash ish love. Mm hm, that's well,
I am drinking bubble water because yes, you can hear
my voice being rough. I also have a throat soothing
drop in my mouth hopefully won't clink clink about. Yes,
I know, very professional, but behind the curtain was like,
I am, I sound much better today than I did
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a week ago, but I still sound rough. So and
Christina has been quite diligently making us sound less gross.
We love you, thank you.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Yes, she's the best.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
So before we start, yes, we said, we are in
season three, episode fifteen, and as we do, Annie, as
we do, can you give us a recap of where
we have been and where we are currently in our
Sex and the City adventure.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Okay, okay, So right now, we've got Carrie.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Was broken up with by Aiden after she told him
she had had an affair with Big. And we've got
Miranda trying to find a fellow and then just running
into all kinds of obstacles as I always say, fellow, Yeah,
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a fellow, Samantha, indeed, a fellow, a fellow. And then
we've got Samantha, as I always say, doing her Samantha snanigans,
which in the last episode included befriending and then getting
kicked out.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Of Hugh Efner's place. Yep, so which was it.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
By the way, they were in LA in the last episode,
and that was kind of the main theme is that
LA is fake. And also, yes, Carrie was tricked by
Vince Vaughan that he was like a property owner and
really had a lot of money, and it turns out
he was Carrie Fisher's assistant and had been lying to
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Carrie Bradshaw the whole time.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
The whole time.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Yes, and then Charlotte just got married to Trey. He's
having an impotence issue. She seemed to already be having
doubts and like met up with them in LA and
was talking it up with a dude and then freaked
out and was like, actually, I'm married. So she's dealing
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with some things. But in the last episode ended with
them returning to New York to their home and kind
of being judgmental about how fake LA was.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Yes, yeah, they have a lot of New York City
supremacy in that last episode. I think probably the entirety
of of all of Sex in the City.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Well, the city is kind of a character.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
The city is the character, that is what it is.
So I wonder if we have any pay people from
LA who have who have thoughts, I'd let us know,
let us know. I will say I do list of
New York though, and right now New York City has
my heart. When Donnie's doing some things, I wonder what
Sex and the City would do about mo'm Donnie. Actually
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they may have an episode they did do and just
like that which has ended anyway up to So that
does bring us back. Great great uh summary, Thank you
Annie for that. Our current episode is titled Hot Child
in the City and it does have a guest star
that you may or may not recognize in this one.
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So but with that, do you have predictions about what
this episode is about?
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Hot Child in the City. Hmm.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
See, I've had to learn this lesson several times. It's
usually pretty literal. So so there's a child, there's a
child involved. I don't know how or why, but there's
a child.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
Who wants to be hot.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Oh no, and maybe like reflections on because it's usually
sex in the City and now we're talking about hot
Child in the City, so you're looking back at like
your adolescence and what that felt.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
And then they go to brunch, and then they go
to brunch.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
I have no idea. Honestly, go, this is.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
A fifty to fifty chance here, you're gonna do one
hundred and fifty years zero that.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Yeah, I don't think i'm gonna. I don't think i'm gonna.
I think it's gonna be a zero, all.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Right, all right, right, well then let get into it.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
After firing her last two publicists, Jenny Brier, the daughter
of a wealthy New York restaurant ur, had decided that
Samantha would be taking over the pr for her upcoming party.
Speaker 5 (06:49):
I won't been any fair Carson daily people teen people.
Speaker 6 (06:55):
She looks familiar, but now Dinings, Oh, I'm a thor
and all the other Wow, you're.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Thirteen years old? H what are you like?
Speaker 5 (07:06):
Forty five?
Speaker 2 (07:07):
And just like that the meeting, I'm older than age.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
Kids can be so mean about stuff like that. They are.
Speaker 5 (07:15):
My father has invited over three hundred of his most
powerful friends of this event. They're not all coming. The
Clintons can't make it, of course, But like I told Daddy,
we'll be lucky if we can swing this for under
our mill. But what do I know?
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Under the mill.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Three hundred people came to my Batman's but I'd be
so uncomfortable of my dad in general.
Speaker 6 (07:37):
Thank you. Ah, yeah, see, I thought you looked familiar.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Do you ever think about writing comics? Aren't the comics
more of a boy thing?
Speaker 3 (07:50):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (07:52):
No, immediately, aren't the comics boy thing?
Speaker 4 (07:55):
I know?
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Those two boys are staring at her like.
Speaker 6 (08:06):
I amid.
Speaker 4 (08:09):
I never did get my shoes fixed, but the following
week I did get a new pair of boots. I
don't know what came over me, but I suddenly felt
compelled to call and thank him. Even as a superhero,
I was powerless to resist.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
That is, committed to hit on a woman by finding
her address, her PO box and drawing a drawing based
on her with the number that did a week in
two weeks.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
Maybe, yeah, that's a real risk.
Speaker 4 (08:47):
That evening, inspired by Miranda's digital diagnosis, Charlotte went surfing
for a cure for Trey's condition. There it was, in
both the on and off positions, eight thousand dollars worth
of hydraulics that could turn Tray into the bionic Man. Ordinarily,
this was the kind of thing Charlotte would shy away from,
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but since her marriage was ChIL.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Wood, so after the discovering that you could do symptoms.
Charlotte's now chinying to see what's wrong with her. Man
areckt ou dysfunction with solutions that did not look comfortable.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
It looked really intense.
Speaker 4 (09:29):
I can't believe his place.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
It's like ten bucks a game, but you know games
come with beer.
Speaker 4 (09:38):
Yeah, that's because they want you to play half as
well and twice as much.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Sounds good to me.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
I'm intrigued by his casting because normally, you know, like
a comic book guy who takes you to the arcade
would be very nerdy, and he's very like got his
biceps out, you know, yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Yeah, but he got speed racer shirto yes with.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
All thelets again that all nerds are like there aren't
nerds that look like that, But it's just interesting to me.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Ah, they're fighting as a stereotype. Not all of them,
but some of them.
Speaker 5 (10:17):
It was maddening Bram.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
She's reading about the rectile dysfunction hiding.
Speaker 4 (10:25):
Was patented on off switch had Charlotte thinking about trays.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
She has the like sheet in a book she's reading,
and it's so obvious that it's not the same size
as the book.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
I also love that it is in color. Rank oh,
Charlotte trying to figure out her media. Oh, she's going
to show it you. I found this on the internet.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
That's also a bold moon. I don't know, earth, Charlotte,
what are you getting at?
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Well, just that well.
Speaker 4 (11:04):
We've tried everything else and were still you haven't in
my ever, so so I just thought.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
I can't be serious.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
What other options do we have?
Speaker 5 (11:21):
You know?
Speaker 2 (11:22):
Good on Charlotte, were actually talking to him like in
the most awkward way possible. Well, at least are talking
about the fact that she they're having issues and could
it be right down this function? Also, could this metal
rod that you put into your penis be a solution? Sir?
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But don't stay up too late, dear good night. It's
lovely to meet.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
You, Carrie.
Speaker 4 (11:51):
Oh, lovely to meet you too, missus.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
Adams immediately meeting the parents with his parents.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
It's their apartment.
Speaker 4 (12:02):
The next day, at Commune Daddy Brier's latest restaurant, I
asked Samantha about my prospects with power Lad.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
Not sexy, honey, dump him immediately here use myself.
Speaker 4 (12:12):
But that's only because he put all his money in
the comic book store.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
So not sexy.
Speaker 4 (12:16):
What's his memory? Because he's saving up for his own thing.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
This would be interesting today because I know a lot
more people. It's like a more normalized thing to look now.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
It is, Yeah, it is for sure, especially if it's
a nice apartment in New York City. It's expensive.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
Mm hmm, I'm.
Speaker 4 (12:37):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 6 (12:38):
Are your braces blue?
Speaker 3 (12:40):
No, they're sapphire.
Speaker 5 (12:42):
Oh my god, Look you have the old fashioned I
didn't even know he made those anymore, said.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Thirty four year old woman about braces. Wow, her braces
are sapphire. I'm a thirty four year old nerd. How
old are they thirteen?
Speaker 4 (13:06):
But they sound I know, and they're dressed I know,
just like us.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
There is this moment. I feel like I've seen this
more on social media because this whole discourse about how
the youth, like twenty somethings, eighteen year olds whatever, look
older than some of the millennials. And I think it's
everything to do with that they use the makeup and
the way that they dress, and then when they get
older they realize, we realize, no, we don't want that,
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as we kind of revert back to simplistic ways. So
when you're trying, they're trying to look older and as
we're older, we're trying to look younger, and so therefore
we kind of start shifting into that level.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
Yeah, and I think you go through that phase of
being like, oh, no, I know about sex and all
this stuff when you're around that age. And then that's
not to say you haven't had experiences perhaps, but that
whole like, oh, they all suck, like I know what it's.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Like, pretending like you know what it is and talking
about it. I definitely was one of those people. And
nothing about sex me too, except for what TV taught me.
Speaker 6 (14:18):
With some clients, I found it often helps to create
your own non threatening language with which to talk about sex.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
Language to talk about sex, I'm.
Speaker 4 (14:27):
Not sure that I understand well.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
For example, one client rather whimsically dubbed his anus the
chocolate starfish.
Speaker 5 (14:38):
You quite sure you went for Yale, Charlotte.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
If you could rename your vagina like he also, really
is a vagina.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
That didn't feel threatening to yourself or Trey, what would
you call it?
Speaker 4 (14:56):
Rebecca?
Speaker 2 (14:57):
Would you give it a human name?
Speaker 3 (14:59):
Rebecca?
Speaker 2 (14:59):
Would you name?
Speaker 3 (15:00):
Why?
Speaker 5 (15:00):
On earth?
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Would you?
Speaker 2 (15:01):
It sounds nice? You ever joined a human name? I
feel like that's kind of disrespectable. Why this is preposterous,
something with positive maybe extra kind, like it's just a
compliment to whomever that name is.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
I used to name my vibrators and they were human names.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
They were human names. That makes sense.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
Yeah, it kind of just happened.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Canoe doesn't go with Rebecca.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Well, what then Canoe and Rebecca?
Speaker 3 (15:32):
Well, how about Schooner Schooner's good? Rebecca and Schooner Schooner's good, isn't.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
It It sounds like like a frat couple.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Well, I mean the first line he had where he
was like, I can't even remember the names, but he
was like Baisley and Brett.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
I was like, oh, why goodness.
Speaker 4 (16:01):
The following weekend at the Brier bat Mitzvah party, as you.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
Have your name, let's see gold Bark, Goldman, gold Steam.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
I'm sorry, ladies, I just jumped se.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
Red Carpet.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
I had a kid at my school who was popular
and he did run out like a pool ones and
it was the coolest thing.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
Did No never anything like that? Never.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
Korean dramas do that too, where you just have handsome
boys coming into schools and supposedly the girls are screaming.
I don't think that's real life. I think that's just
the dramas. But I'm like, are you okay they go
to that school? Calm down. I think you get a
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good seventy percent from this. So you went above because
you were right. It does talk about they do talk
more into about their childhood, kind of talking and having
memories of it. It did have a child being hot.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
I guess, I don't know. I mean you did say that,
so I know, but that was the title and I
was like.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
No brunch to be seen. Also, though they did not
go to a club either.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
I think I was closer you are.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
You were closer? Why I gave you to seventy ish
percent instead of the fifty to fifty in this level.
But yes, yes, that was I forgot about Kat Dennings
being in this episode, which I know that's her playing
That character is nothing like any of the other characters
she's ever played, so it's kind of interesting to see
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her being that young. Yeah, the braces do you wrect
out dysfunction? That is? I remembered that episode as soon
as like the Schooner came out.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
Yes, schooner being the nickname for his penis. Yes, trade Scots.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
Oh, I wonder if he ever gets called schooner in
real life.
Speaker 3 (18:27):
Again, that sounds like such a frat boy nickname.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
Sailing anything with sailing, very like white person, Northeast white
person name.
Speaker 3 (18:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
Oh, and you did good. You did good. I gave
you some credit. You did pretty good on this one.
We do have. I think we have like three more
episodes left of the season. Three more seasons too. I
think actually, I think there's six seasons in the end.
We're almost at the halfway mark then, because several of
these seasons get even less. I think like a couple
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of these seasons because they were going through so much
I won't say turmoil necessarily, but they definitely it's shortened
a lot of these seasons.
Speaker 3 (19:11):
Yeah, for reasons.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
Yeah, and there's kind of a general shift as time
went on that seasons had less episodes than them right
on something like HBO especially.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
Yeah, so there is six seasons. Six. The six season
has part one Part two, but it's actually like I
want to say, there's ten episodes per part one Part
two something like that. But yeah, we have three more
episodes to go. I think we need to bring back
someone for the finale. Okay, I don't think it's gonna
be a listener, though I don't think I don't think
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we have enough time for the listener episode for this one.
I do say we finish it up with a guest
to come on, whether it is our super producers, one
of them, or friend of the show. So we've never
had Eve do it, but I think our time zone
might be a little bit different. You might not be
able to access it.
Speaker 3 (20:04):
I don't even know what her experience is with it.
It could be very interesting with the show. It would
be really interesting.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
Oh yeah, so thank you for listening to this episode. Annie.
What did you think about this episode?
Speaker 3 (20:20):
I thought it was fun. I thought it was very.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
It was it was very relatable in terms of we
have all felt that when you get a certain age
and you're looking back at your youth and also feeling
some insecurity around your age and what you're seeing young
people doing. And there was a lot in there that
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I have memories of also from being like thirteen, where
it was like, oh, trying to talk about sex when
I really didn't know what I was talking about. It
seems like they did, but I personally remember having conversations
like that where I was like, I don't know, I
know what we're talking about, and so I thought it
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was a fun.
Speaker 3 (21:10):
I love how they have a lot of different takes
on the same theme a lot of the times in
these episodes. So it was a fun look at all
of the ways that can manifest.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
Yeah, m now it was some chicken waves me too.
Speaker 3 (21:27):
I would love to oh alas work calls well.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
Listeners, thank you so much for listening with us, Even
if you're not watching with us, I kind of love
it however you choose to enjoy these episodes.
Speaker 3 (21:47):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
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