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Speaker 1 (00:02):
I started farting recently, and it sounds like my grandpa's farts.
They sound like my It's like weird, I have like
hereditary farts. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Genetic fart tone is that is that inheritable?
Speaker 3 (00:17):
I know from your grandpa's farts because he gave me
one of my favorite vocals when I fart. Huh when
I when you fart and then you say, huh as
all you got.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
To you got to? But I although her mask. He's like,
maybe because you're just fucking getting old man ass and
it sounds like a grandpa's farts now, And I'm like, that's.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Sound that can't be what you wanted to hear. That
can't be the read on the situation that you want
to do.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Not stop we stop watching heated Rivalry because your wife
will know your butt is some kind.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Should not look like that loose lunch beat. Yeah yeah yeah,
yeah yeah, oh no.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
He's like, I don't know, could just because you're old,
But I'm like, no, man, I got I was like,
I got to call my cousin to record one of
these and I'll be like, does this sound like grandpa's fart?
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Hey? You say I got I found an old recording
of one of grandpas. Came out, check it out and
see whoa dude?
Speaker 1 (01:16):
That was me?
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Right now, Bro? That was me right that was from
the grave.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Bro.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
That's amazing because you do like sometimes catch yourself like
in a picture or something like, damn, I look like
my oh so many dad, my grandfather or something. The
way I.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Stand is exactly my dad.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
I do this thing like when I'm like I peete,
like I remember as in the morning, my dad like
I'd be bothering. He's like I got to a pee
and he would like sit down and kind of like
cover his eyes in the morning, just like have his
eyes adjusted to the sunlight when he was And I
do the same thing, and I'm was like, I'm becoming dady.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
And then you fart like your grandfather.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Then I far like my grand man.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Honor the family, Hello the Internet, and welcome to this
week trend edition of.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
Dirty Esa Guist Yes production of Iheartradios podcast where we
take a deep dive into America's shared consciousness. And this
is the episode we come in on Monday early and
tell you what was trending over the weekend. I was
trending right now and what's trending with us in our parts.
(02:32):
My name is Jack O'Brien, and I'm thrilled to be
joined as always by my co host, mister Miles.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Yes, it's Monday.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Monday, it's our last episode before two thousand two.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
A lot of pressure, a lot of pressure, a.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Lot of a lot of memories because I don't know
about you. I've just been doing this thing head down,
just like all right on the next one. And then
we asked our listeners tit us up with some memories because.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Oh, they're saying the way we record.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
I thought you were like, yeah, I'm just going through
these memories that people submitted. I'm like, onto the next one.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
No, no, no.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Record.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
Yeah, it's just I haven't like paused to look back
at uh never what we've done, and my memory is broken.
So I like to, you know, I appreciate our listeners
letting us use theirs, and it's yeah, run what a ride.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
The memories people have the fact that some of y'all
are lipping ship out like I can actually submit a
lot of these already, and I'm like, God, bless you,
God bless you.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
People are like I listened to that like on a
pretty regular basis. I just clipped it out. We don't
get the royalties from that though.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
I'm just I was gonna get the money now.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
But anyways, to everybody who submitted, we will be doing
a very special two thousandth episode Tamara. But this is
a regular ass Old Week Trends edition. Before we get
to the story, it's big big Epstein file dump Uh,
the Big the debut of the most eagerly anticipated work
(04:20):
of cinematic propaganda in months. We like to let you
get to know us a little bit better by telling
you some things we think are underrated, some things we
think are overrated. And Miles, I like to I like
to ask you, what's something you think.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
You really do? Like to ask me?
Speaker 3 (04:38):
I like to ask you this sometimes, Miles on Monday mornings.
What's something you think is underrated?
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Do you'd like to get weird?
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Sometimes I'm a little bit of a sick oh for.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Me, kids kids like politically active kids.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
I think he's just fucking underrated.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
It's it's beautiful. There are a ton of like marches
and protests over the weekend, and obviously there was like
one for kids that we went to as a family
and it's just funny, like most of the kids don't know,
like there's a there's a certain age where kids really
do begin to understand what is happening. But like so
(05:14):
it's nice a I think for younger kids just to
be like out with a group of kids and yeah, okay,
we're all walking together, we're blowing whistles. I don't know
what this is, but we're doing something. And then you see,
like it's funny because there there were kids who just
had signs that didn't make any sense, that were like,
you know, that was just like bad guys that just
said bad guys. And I'm like, okay, that's fine, You're four.
(05:37):
It's like that. You just you're kind of you're vibing out.
Then there are other things just like yeah, but one
it was just like they're like elsa good ice bad
right there you go, there you go let them know.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
I like that we're layering, we're layering the message.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
I do appreciate that they're letting the kids write the
signs as opposed to like that oh yeah yeah, where
they're like like my my three year old the other.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Day, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah exactly.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Daddy. If Ice claims to uphold the constitution.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
It's like, and what is the constitution?
Speaker 1 (06:14):
No, this was like pure get the kids involved, and
then like yeah, so I thought it was just a
really wonderful moment and I just appreciated, like and then
it turns into just kids collecting sticks along the way
that they're finding picking up up.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
For one kid activity pro collecting sticks.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
My I went with my one homegrowner family, her her daughter.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
She first she found like a like a strap that
used to like strap like fucking palettes to like a
fucking flatbed truck, like huge like nylons, like you know,
one of those you know, yeah, yeah, yeah, they usually
has like one of those cranks on it. Again, guys,
you can tell I really get my my fucking hands
during racket truck ratchet strap, thank you, Brian, But just
(06:57):
the strap part. Then she like tied that to a
law she found and just for a while was just
like holding up this fucking rope with a log as
her sign, and I was like, get it there you go.
I don't know what it means, but it means something
to you. But I think it's just also just really
nice to see. I think I think it was really
meaningful for kids who are like ten years old understand
(07:17):
what's happening to us to a much higher degree that
like there are like other people out there that are
like minded, or just that this is like a thing,
that it's normal that you want to say something in public,
because yeah, it's a very very fucked up time. It
continues to be first centuries. But kids marches, shout out
all the kids hitting the streets. But also, my god,
(07:38):
there was a fucking there was a march. There was
also I'm sure plenty people saw footage like from marches
and like places like Seattle where there were like little
kids getting hit with fucking tear gas by the fucking pigs.
It's again, uh, it's a mixed bag of what the
experience can be. But yeah, I just think, you know.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Credit credit to kids who are kids and.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Parents too who like trying to give your kids some perspective,
because I benefited from having parents who are very much
like you know, what's going on right now? Will let
me educate you because this is important, this is going
to affect the future. So very very daddy underrated for
me today.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
My all my underrated overrated their dad dy Yeah, daddy.
At the point Denmark had one of the biggest anti
Trump protests over the over the weekend too, which understandable.
I guess what's their problem. Let's see underrated Charlotte's Web.
(08:41):
Uh you remember that book you ever read that you've seen?
You heard about this. I've after after making the all
star parenting move of letting my kids watch you Haveva
Tar over the break, we're taking a break from media
with violence because my nine year old was walking around
(09:03):
too much being like making gun sounds and shit. I
was like, yeah, but like fuck the.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Marines, right, you know what I'm saying, Jack just showing
fucking just showing Rambo, dude.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
That's what I mean. Like I literally saw Rambo at
his age. I once saw Rambo three in the movie theater.
But I had heard someone talk about how eb White
is like a nicer, kinder alternative to Roll Doll for
like reading with your kids, like roll Doll is you know, fun, clever,
keeps it moving, but like you start to notice everyone
(09:41):
else besides the protagonist in the book as a fucking
idiot or just like rotten. It's just very like narcissist
worldview coded, you know. But yeah, so we're reading Charlotte's Web,
which I haven't read since I was a kid, and
it's just like sweet and like finds the beauty in
this simplicity of like very small things makes the world
(10:04):
around you more interesting, and like I don't know, I
don't know that it's like necessarily a complete cause and effect.
But like this weekend, they're like, wait, how does the
coffee maker work? And then like we just like sat
and watched how the coffee brew I like took the
lid off. We have a coffee maker where you can
like take the lid off, and like coffee works, and
(10:28):
you know, just like stopping and observing like the little
things around you. I feel like I'm trying.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
To Crystal can then inspire that kind of curiosity too,
That's true.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
They were like, and how can we take it apart
and put it back together?
Speaker 1 (10:42):
How did this.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
Work? And then the one other parenting thing is just
the pull your eyeball out and put it in your mouth.
It's like the you know that trick where you do like, oh,
then you put it down to your mouth.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
What the fuck? What? So it's it's a wait, you're
pretending to rip your fucking eyeball out and like you, I.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
Can't do that. Hold on, let me pull it out,
put it him, rinse it out. You do a little
like tongue on the side of your thing so it
looks like the eyeballs in there, and like pop.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
It back in.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
Yeah. Yeah, And it's the lesser known cousin to the
like pretending to pull your thoughts off. That's an escalation.
Due it is a bit of an escalation. But then yeah,
it goes back and you're like, you can do it
in a horrifying way, but you can also be like, ah, good,
now I can see a little bit better. And I
was just realizing that I had neglected that one. Like
(11:40):
my kids are seven and nine and I hadn't done that.
They were we were having dinner with my in laws
and uh you know our family for my uh aahs, yeah,
hold on.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
What was their take? What was what was it like
when older Korean people saw you rip your eyeball out
and do that.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
It was it happened in a K pop video at
the restaurant. We were eating at a Koreean restaurant and
they like have K pop videos going and one of
the K pop singers did it, and my son was
like Yo, that guy Dad, that guy just pulled his
eye for choreographer on this And I was like, well,
hold on to your ass, uh, and I did it
(12:19):
for him, and yeah, I don't know. I'm just saying
like more parenting books, like parenting books are falling down
on the job if they're not like, oh, by the way,
for like three to four years, you can absolutely blow
your kid's fucking mind by pretending to pull your thumb off.
Everyone knows that one or the less famous, more underrated version.
(12:40):
Pop out your eyeball, wash it off in your mouth,
and put it back in to clear up me.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
And the editor said, how does myles?
Speaker 1 (12:46):
I don't know how. I don't know that rip your
eyes underrated? I think I don't know. Yeah, my mom's
an immigrant. My dad was probably too cynical for that
kind of like he was never really doing that. I mean,
he did the thumb thing, and I remember being like,
mank not that shmember. I think he tried it, and
I was like, well, I don't give a fuck, and
he's like, okay, i'ma have to Okay, I'm gonna do
some new material then, because you don't like that ship.
(13:07):
The one thing I did we used to do is
pretend we have something in our eye and hold the
little half and half last and then fucking.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
I know that one that yeah, yeah, yeah, now.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
See that one.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
I fucking know because that one that ship hits different.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
Yeah, all sorts of uh horrifying versions that you can do.
Had had one that I kind of like where it's
a if you're eating chicken, he's like, I think I
got something in my throat and he tears up little
napkin and then you cough like the feathers. Oh you
read the feathers.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
See, this is the thing as our parents age, these
are the kinds of things that they are holding within
their brains that we need to extract at a at
a speed click to preserve, because this is the kind
of ship like that would be in Clyde for his
parenting book, like wagging Tricks for your kids. You ever
do the rip out your ball? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (14:06):
What we call that is uh oedipus clean, you know
what I mean?
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (14:10):
And I do go method on the pulling the eyeball
out where I am screaming in pain when it's out
and in my mouth, I'm like, ah, really disrupted disrupted
things Anyways, Happy happy birthday.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Am I leave this? Carra Carrows, You're you're like screaming
out Jacosta or who is Oedipus's mom anyway? Anyways, right,
that's what you should see. This is the thing my
dad would tell me about how Oedipus ripped his eyes out.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
Yeah, because he was he got with his mom.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
I was just talking about that as Oh, my friend
went and saw a play where he was talking about
how the version of the play they had was the countdown,
and I thought it was a countdown to when he
ripped his eyes out, but it was that countdown to
the reveal. But yeah, that one's burned to my brain.
Anything any eyeball stuff is really you can get a
(15:06):
lot of fun with it, Yeah, Miles, with something you
think is overrated.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Man, As I get older, crowded bars, I.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
Socialize a little bit this weekend going. I don't really
go out to bar as much, but I mean I
do like to celebrate. But there's something about like a
crowded one that is so I just if I'm gonna
be in a place like that, I gotta be I
need some elbow room, you know what I mean. When
it's just when it's just everybody's up on you. Do
you feel every just single elbow brushed by you a
(15:36):
fucking like light Vodkas being spilled on the small of
your back.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
Not because you're requesting that, No.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
No, no, no, definitely not, definitely not, do you mind?
Speaker 1 (15:48):
Just yeah, just right get that down there, right above
my tribal tattoo above my butt.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
Yeah, yeah, right on there, just just just do it
off the small my back.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
But I think also it was just what of these
moments I had where I realized very quickly, like what
how how that that era of my fun brain is
very much leaving me, like in terms of like gotta
go out to the like the pop in bar because
you want to be up in it and everybody's loud
and it's all good, and I'm just like I'm old
(16:18):
as hell and I need to I like to sit.
I like a little bit of elbow room. I want
to be able to talk, not like yeah, no, so
I said, what's new with you? You good? Okay? Cool?
Doesn't it just doesn't. It's not for me. It's not
for me.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
So I had this very I like, I like I
had to leave.
Speaker 5 (16:38):
Her magic him So sorry, I'm old and my social
battery is fully drained, and I've learned through many years
of therapy to not continue in this environment or else
it will manifest in some other weird way and I
will be like a like poudy asshole or something.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
So right, I'm gonna I'm gonna go, I'm gonna.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
Go off into the wilderness.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
Yeah, it's also underrad is like using your using your
skills that you learn in therapy to advocate for yourself.
But yeah, there you go. Bars.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
I love a bar you know.
Speaker 5 (17:06):
I love a great cocktail program, but I need some
I need some space program.
Speaker 3 (17:11):
Love A love a cocktail program.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
When they when they're really like, we have a real
cocktail program, I go, got you on the program. Anything
with clarified milk, I'm a sucker for oh yeah, because
it's so it's like a it feels like a an
affront to God that you would clarify milk to the
point that it is clear as water, but you still
have the fattiness of the dairy in a thing. Anyway,
(17:36):
it's don't worry about me.
Speaker 3 (17:37):
So that's the pool and the push is just like
having to scream at the top of your lungs to
like screamed small.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
Talk is that's yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:45):
Body is just like, what the fuck is even happening here?
Speaker 1 (17:48):
Yeah, it's and it's young and it's that's a young
person's sport, you know what I mean. That's when I
realized too. It's like I always wanted to be in
U just around as many people as possible as I socialized,
and I think I I get older, I'm like, no,
I just want to be around the people I want
to socialize with when I socialized too, or at least
having the space to do it that it feels like
somewhat dude, I'm not joking. This one dude was giving
(18:11):
It's like I was posting him up the way he
was like trying to body me, like to get to
order at the bar. I don't know if it made
it into the cold open like people queuing at the bar,
but I luckily the people that got there, we were
really close to the bar, like our friends were sitting
at the bar.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
I was just one body off the bar and this one.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
Just really giving me the just yeah, I I wasn't
comfortable anyway, Like you're going.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
To post in a nineties NBA game like yeah, yeah, yeah,
putting all his body weight on you.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
But it's as if you should the chair man. No,
it felt like he it felt like he was like
deing me up in the post. Oh wow, because I
was getting bumped from behind. Damn. I was like, Bro,
you don't want this, because if I fuck, I'm taller,
I'm more dense from the hips down anyway, So bar.
Speaker 3 (18:55):
Roll off him and catch an alley sack.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
I should have.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
I should have just gave me catch an.
Speaker 3 (19:00):
Allup of clarified milk from the bar under I give
him the dream shake, and then I just cut him
in the bar.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
Oh shit. Actually I would take another clarified milk, just
the clarified milk.
Speaker 3 (19:11):
No clarified milk, neat, thank you. My overrated is running
through a scenario in my mind, like a thing I'm
dreading in my mind. I just I heard a guy say,
like at a meeting that he has like two posted
notes on his mirror, one that says it's not gonna
(19:33):
end like that and the other says it's not gonna
end like that either, which is like one of those
I don't know a things, but it.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
Got it like you're like ruminating on something.
Speaker 3 (19:43):
Yeah, yeah, And I just like Ever since I heard that,
I haven't stopped thinking about it because it like made
me realize how much of my mental energy I spend
imagining exactly like how things are gonna go. And it's
never it's never like the good version of things, right,
it's always just wasting energy. And like, for whatever reason,
(20:06):
like that idea of like it's not gonna end like that,
it's not gonna end like that either, Just like tell
them that part of my brain to shut the fuck
up has been like really helpful for me. Even I
like told it to my kids because I noticed they
were like doing it about something. They're like, ah, we
have this like test and I'm gonna do bad and
like maybe people are gonna be And I told them
(20:26):
that and they were like that's fun, and like started
like bringing it up, and they even like called me
on it when I was doing something. They're like, you're
doing the thing you're it's not gonna end like that.
It's not count like that either, And Yeah, I don't know,
like I think that this was useful. This like habit
(20:47):
of like trying to game things out and see like
what the exact worst case scenario is gonna look like
probably was useful when the world was simpler and was
trying to kill you. You know, you could just like imagine
the bad scenarios and how they would play out and
probably like beneficial to run through those to not end
(21:10):
up dead. But like I just I find that I
am rarely like it's just it doesn't help. I don't
like the worst case scenarios the bubble up in my
head are not the ones that end up happening. And
so I'm just like spending there's like a lot of
mental energy and weight being given to that. I'm like
(21:31):
giving myself credit for being able to predict the future
in a way that like I don't, I don't have
and like I don't do it for good things. If
I did it for good things, it might be fine,
But it's.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
What's at that point.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
Yet, there's my therapist like you should check out this
book No Bad Parts, which is kind of about understanding
like these different because I'm like, man, won't because I'm
talking I talk about my mental chatter all the time
in therapy. I'm like, yeah, there are times I'm like
looking at my kid, I'm like, what will this what
will he think the world would look like when the
tables are turned and I am the old man and
(22:07):
he is taking care of me, and will he like
and there like there are times and I'm like, I
have to remember everything because who knows if I'm taken
in the apocalypse, just some just weird ruminations and shit.
And then really I had to learn. I'm like, okay
that it's coming from a good place, which is I
want to I really do want to protect the people
around me very like that's a that's a huge part
(22:28):
of my personality is like protecting the people around me.
And that comes up in a version that helps you
like when your brain is less formed, and like that's
that same habit can kind of like exist into adulthood
and I have to rather than being like, what the
fuck am I talking about, it's like, oh, yeah, this
is part of my part of my tool set. This
tool is just kind of outdated and still talks real loud.
(22:50):
So I'm like, yeah, thank you for that, thank you
for that, thank you for that. I know what to
try to do, but I'm not going to go further
with being like, will my child sing this song to me?
As I lay on my and I just enjoyed singing
to my child yeah.
Speaker 3 (23:05):
Anyways, it's like a bit of a serious one, but
also it is just a thought. It's like one of
those little brain worm things that I've found helpful for
the past couple of months. So in case it's helpful
to other people, it's like the what the thought experiment?
Someone said, because I, like, you know, am afraid of
(23:26):
death a lot, and they're like, well, you're not afraid
of the time before you were alive. I'm like, oh,
oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
Oh I am no. I was.
Speaker 3 (23:35):
I did not like that.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
I hated that, bro. I was like, when am I
going to be alive? When am I going to be alive?
With bullshit fucking centuries man, Millennia, I was waiting.
Speaker 3 (23:42):
Anyways, those are are overrated, underrateds. We're going to take
a quick break and we're going to get to the
news from the weekend. We'll be right back, and we're back.
(24:03):
We're back, and so we're the epsteam files back in
the news.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
Part of them partially, right, I think we're done here,
Miles right, oh man.
Speaker 3 (24:13):
So, the Department of Justice dumped more than three million
pages of documents from the Epsteam files over the weekend,
and despite the fact that there are six million documents
in total that they have deemed to be you know
part of this, Todd Blanche is basically acting like, yeah,
and that'll wrap that up, claiming that it quote marks
(24:37):
the end of a very comprehensive document identification and review process.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
I like how they're really trying to use that rhetoric
to be like, and that's a wrap folks, And you go, how.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
Many other ones are we not seeing?
Speaker 1 (24:50):
Like, I don't know, like going to be two and
a half million or something, I don't know, sure, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
But anyway, we don't no need.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
For you guys to see those ones. Just these other ones,
ones that also totally absolve the like just I don't
even understand what they're what they think hiding it is
going to do, but clearly I think they just want
to say, look, we got some bad shit about Bill
Gates in there, jay Z and push a tea or
even in there.
Speaker 3 (25:14):
Can we be dumb shit?
Speaker 1 (25:15):
T can we do this?
Speaker 3 (25:18):
Yeah? It is just wild to imagine what is in
the documents that they're holding back because these ones were
not we're not good for a lot of very powerful
people and allies of the president and the president. Yeah, no, yeah,
it does seem like maybe they accidentally release some of
the ones with the President's name in them, which I
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don't know how that could be possible, but we'll get
to that first. The big bombshell Epstein was permanently banned
from Xbox Live. There were just emails where they were like,
you've been banned because you are a registered sex offender.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
He's like, but I actually I know Bill Gates.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
Is that out.
Speaker 3 (26:01):
They're like, he's also probably gonna be banned because Yeah.
According to unverified allegations in the newly released filed, Epstein
helped Gates have extramarital sex with Russian girls, contracted a
sexually transmitted infection, and then had to surreptitiously give antibiotics
to his then wife Melinda Gates. That those are two
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emails that Jeffrey Epstein sent to himself. Yeah, on July thirteen.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
It felt like a draft of a blackmail email, you
know what I mean. He's like, because he's like, damn, Bill,
I can't believe you would do all this shit, say
those things about me when you know all of this
shit happened with these Russian women, and you asking for
antibiotics to give your wife. Yeah, I mean, I think
the other part that was clear too, is like you know,
(26:50):
before this, you're like there's no there They're really there's
nothing new information that maybe like people were being trafficked
to other people, or there's no there are other like
no more threads to follow. It's like there's a lot
more to suggest that he was trafficking children, women to whoever,
to other people. But okay, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 3 (27:09):
Also, him emailing incriminating shit about Bill Gates to himself
seems like the like blackmailer equivalent of like someone mailing
a script to themselves to like try and get yeah yeah, TradeCard, right, yeah,
seemed to suggest that his mo O was doing favors
for rich people and then blackmailing them, Like yeah, yeah,
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you certainly don't see evidence in his inbox that he's
like some shrewd financial mind. He's just the guy who
the shrewd financial minds go to in order to get
horrible stuff.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
Yeah, he's like a fixer for the depraved. Yeah, Like
is what everything that you read? Because yeah, like you're
pointing like where was anyone being like, I don't know,
there were a couple of interesting stock tips he had
right in the emails because everything else is shit, like
Elon Musk, like thirsting for the island in emails, which is.
Speaker 3 (28:00):
Elon Musk ones are wild. There's also Brett Ratner, like
photos of on the weekend that Milania comes out, the
director of that Brett Ratner photos of him lounging on
a couch with Epstein and three women whose faces have
been redacted. The case against Prince Andrew got way worse,
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but the files are full of humiliating emails from Elon
desperately begging to go party at Epstein's island, which he's
been like he kept trying to get me there and
I turned to never go.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
If anything, it sounds like, bro, you kept trying to
go and you somehow weird did Jeffrey Epstein And he's like, yeah, amaze.
The other thing is too while again like we're saying
like because there's other allegations like that, like one person
saw Robin Leech like strangle somebody and like all kinds
of you know, like even the stuff about pusha Tea
and jay Z, like the timelines are very odd. But
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again a lot of these are like the allegations, this
is these are actual emails because the way Elon Musk
is like, these emails have been misinterpreted. So it's not
that these emails are fake, they've been misinterpreted when you
say shit like quote Epstein asked about if you needed
a helicopter go to the island, and he said, it's
probably just Tallula and me his ex wife. What days
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last night will be the wildest party on your island. Yeah,
do you have any parties plan? I've been working to
the edge of sanity this year, and so once my
kids head home after Christmas, I really want to hit
the party scene in Saint Barts or elsewhere and let loose.
The invitation is much appreciated, but a peaceful the island
experience is the opposite of what I'm looking for, if
(29:38):
you know what I'm in emphasis hours and not on
that email, but okay.
Speaker 3 (29:43):
Yeah. There was also an email where Jeffrey Epstein was like, Hey,
you should come through New York. The UN diplomats will
be there, and he like clasped back and he's like,
do you have any idea how busy I am? Like,
I'm the most busy person in the world, Like they
I don't have time flying to New York to hang
out with you and diplomats is not my idea of
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a good time. And then he's like, dude, I was joking,
there's gonna it's gonna be sick. There's won't be anyone
over twenty five. Yeah, literally, but yeah, he says he's
hoping to attend the wildest party possible. At one point
says girls FTW Girls for the Win, which ended with
thank you good sir, dude.
Speaker 1 (30:23):
That is sure this it's funny too because now uh
Musk is like nobody fought harder for the release.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
Of the Epstein files. I okay, dude, it sounds like.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
You knew what was when you sound like you knew
what the fuck was going on with Epstein parties and
you desperately wanted to be there, and maybe you were,
and maybe you're lucky. These emails only show a fraction
of what actually happened, because again, there's still a gigantic
amount of documents still missing. And I think, I think again,
like a lot of these things are just they want
to get the selacious out so they can be like this,
(30:56):
this celebrity is named, and this celebrity is named when
it's not necessary tied to something specific, although They're like,
there are there's one.
Speaker 5 (31:05):
Of like pusha tea and like Harvey Weinstein in two
thousand and seven, it was like such an odd timeline.
I'm like, why were they hanging out like right after?
Speaker 3 (31:14):
Okay, but and very interesting that after what what was
the year that he got like officially convicted of two
thousand and eight?
Speaker 1 (31:24):
Right was when? Yeah? It was when Epstein like everyone,
So everyone who claims post post two thousand and eight
friendship is like, bro, that's after.
Speaker 3 (31:33):
Yeah. The emails from Ela Musk are after Hi, jeff
I was thinking of flying down for an epic vacation
a party girls for the win. I cleared my calendar.
What are the details? Thank you good sir? Oh god.
And then Jeffrey Epstein's like, a, I actually can't make
it too, Yeah, I can't come. Like, think about how
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off putting you have to be to be one of
the world's richest people on your way to being the
richest person ever. And the guy whose entirem is blackmailing
rich guys is like, oh, I can't make it to
blackmail you.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
Yeah, sorry, I mean around you. It's the it paints
are really I mean again for all of the emphasis
a lot of people being like, well, look at all
these other things. It's like, well, this ship, there's still
so much shit about Donald Trump in there. Yes, that again, Sorry, bro,
you're not going to beat the allegations.
Speaker 3 (32:26):
Donald Trump mentioned more than a thousand times. He came
through and was like, not only does it absolve me,
it's the opposite of what people were hoping, you know,
the radical left, which is a weird way to describe
documents that literally accused him of forcing a thirteen to
fourteen year old to perform a sexual act on him.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
Or having these like calendar girl parties they were talking
about where they're like auctioning kids off. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (32:53):
Again these are operated tips. Yeah, But so that that's
the thing, like you could say, like, oh, they're just
like putting some shit out there that's like over the
top and can't be chased down so that people, you know,
waste their time on those. But then shortly after posting
them online, the DOJ suspiciously deleted.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
Them, right. But then at that point it was too late,
As Patrick Stewart said an extras, people had already seen
everything and downloaded it, so it was out there. But
the other thing that I think is even like again
allegations or like these you know, tip line documents that
were sent to the FBI that people were looking at
they're like, what this person did? What the hearing from
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the survivors themselves basically be like, what the fuck is
going on? Because you were talking about protecting us and
not naming us, yet in these documents we're named, and
the fucking perpetrators are are pretty they've been they've been redacted,
So what the fuck is that about? And I think
again just shows that this is just part of an
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ongoing cover up that you know, if any of this
shit came to light that people were like, not that
part where it's a straight up irrefutable evidence or whatever
the fuck or something that would really change the people's opinions.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
I guess more so than they already have. They just
absolutely don't want.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
That out there.
Speaker 3 (34:16):
Yeah. One of the most widely shared emails found Epstein
praising the torture video that somebody sent him, but it
redacted the name of the recipient for some right you.
Speaker 2 (34:26):
Might want to know. But I said the quote where
are you are you?
Speaker 1 (34:29):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (34:29):
I love the torture video.
Speaker 1 (34:31):
Read the message, sent on April twenty fourth, which appeared
to have originated from Epstein's email dress. The mystery recipient responded,
I am in something. I'll be in the US the
second week of May.
Speaker 3 (34:41):
It's like that's kind of a thing. We'd want to
know who that person is. But yeah, yeah. Redacting the
information to protect the victims was supposed to be the
reason for the delay in releasing the files, right, so yeah,
just the question, what have you been doing with these documents?
If not redacting information.
Speaker 1 (34:59):
I'll tell you. But yeah, protecting, We're not protecting. We're
protecting the fucking Olli arcs who are shitting the bed
right now. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (35:07):
People on the right have decided to focus on the
fact that Mirra and n are. The filmmaker and mother
of Zora Mamdani was briefly mentioned in the files in
reference to an after party for her film Amelia that
was hosted by Maxwell.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
The amount of ai slot I saw around this was
soul fucking why. Like it was like it was as
if you're like, hey, uh whatever, chat gpt make a
photo of Zormam Donni being held as a baby by
his mom with Jeffrey Epstein behind her, or there's another
one who's like a twelve year old zoron and then
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like Epstein, Bezos, Bill Gates, Bill Clinton, like it looked
like a qan on me or something. Oh yeah, like
and see look where this guy comes from.
Speaker 3 (35:53):
Yeah, they're working up an empire strikes back twist where
Epstein is really Zoran's father. Like around those images, even
those are on would have been eighteen when that movie.
Speaker 1 (36:03):
Came out, So you know, Epstein had access to technology
we didn't know about. You know, he was doing a lot.
Speaker 3 (36:09):
With Stephen Hawking and time travel Stephen Hawking. Yeah, Like
there was a tweet where someone was like this kind
of feels like they started the incursion into Minnesota, the
military takeover of Minneapolis to distract from the Epstein files,
and now they're releasing Epsteam files to distract from what
ICE is doing. And like it I am like expecting
(36:34):
some wild shit tap in in Minneapolis, like some horrifying
overstepping tapping in Minneapolis now to be like, hey, I
mean they're already.
Speaker 1 (36:43):
I mean, if you look just over the weekend, there's
plenty of accounts of ICE agents just like you know,
pistol whipping kids. Like it's not stopping, it's not stopping
I think I think their whole thing is they're just
they're doing the abandoned thing of like just flood the
zone they're gonna have to. They can maybe only keep
news coverage outrage going for like one of the three
(37:05):
you know, topics in this omni crisis, But at the
end of the day, that's not stopping people from reporting
what's happening. And I still think it's interesting to see
that people are still rightly focused on the shit that's
happening with Ice and also being like, and yeah, continue
with the Epstein files, continue with all of that.
Speaker 2 (37:24):
Let's see, let's see if you'll actually bring anything.
Speaker 1 (37:26):
The lighter just kind of prove everybody right by covering
up to even like more extreme degrees.
Speaker 3 (37:32):
We demoted Baveno. Can you guys be cool now?
Speaker 1 (37:36):
Yeah, just as a story came out about him calling
the I believe it is like the Attorney General or
maybe the DA one of like the top lawyers in
Minneapolis or Minnesota who's like an Orthodox Jewish person. He's like,
he kept calling him the chosen person, like in their face,
face to face meeting, and he's like, you know, Orthodox
Jews also commit crimes on Saturdays, So you can't take
(37:58):
days off because he's orthodox. It's you're like, of course, yeah,
the guy who dressed up as the SS is also
a fucking like mantally.
Speaker 2 (38:05):
Yeah, he's fully there. Of course, no surprises.
Speaker 3 (38:09):
Let's take a quick break and we'll come back and
talk about some other stuff that happened over the weekend.
And we're back, and first off, very sad news that
Catherine O'Hara, one of the funniest people on Earth, passed
(38:32):
away at the age of seventy one.
Speaker 1 (38:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (38:34):
I's told people that she passed away after a brief illness,
but yeah, I mean just so funny, working right up
until the end, really funny in the studio, and I.
Speaker 1 (38:44):
Remember, yeah, do we right when we wrapped a recording.
I remember just opening up my phone and I was
just yelling as a Ketherine O'Hara died seventy one. I wonder, man,
I she wasn't at the she wasn't at the Golden Globes,
So I don't know if it was like anything connected
to all that, but my god, I was telling somebody.
Speaker 2 (39:06):
Was like, that was like one of my first white
TV moms.
Speaker 1 (39:09):
Yeah, white, like one of the first white ladies I
saw in the thing and I was like that that's
a mom like and for whatever reason, like her acting
as a mother in Home Alone, I was like, she's
she's worried about that kid, this lady for whatever reason,
I have always like most people who aren't Canadian, who
didn't have any idea what s c TV was prior
(39:31):
to Home Alone.
Speaker 2 (39:33):
That's like kind of like the sort of debut of
Katherine O'Hare Into.
Speaker 3 (39:37):
Your Life, so good in all the Christopher Guest movies and.
Speaker 2 (39:40):
Oh, just a fucking powerhouse.
Speaker 3 (39:42):
Her whole reason for watching Shit's Creek.
Speaker 2 (39:46):
She's incredible and also my favorite Orange County.
Speaker 1 (39:49):
She's in that.
Speaker 2 (39:50):
County a legend. I'd like to propose the toast.
Speaker 3 (39:53):
Yeah, MPR I don't know if they got your input
on this one, but MPR uh released this oddly specific
tribute Catherine O'Hara played drunk better than anyone. Jesus weird.
Speaker 1 (40:08):
That was like that one producer that died and like
there was like an agent who's like they were one
of the top all time broads.
Speaker 2 (40:14):
When you're like, is that worth quoting?
Speaker 3 (40:17):
Okay, that's the first quote, but it does.
Speaker 1 (40:20):
It has that vibe of like an agent with a
like a manager with a cigar in their mouth, like
Katherine O'Hara played drunk better than anyone. There's a lot
of other great things that you did, and I mean,
really you obviously, I think outwardly everyone was like, this
person seems so nice, so sincere, so genuine. Hearing all
these people that worked with her say those things too,
(40:41):
you're like, oh, man.
Speaker 3 (40:43):
Yeah, it's a shame.
Speaker 1 (40:45):
Ri ip to a to a great to Catherine O'Hara,
The Grammy Awards happened. Did you watch no nor? I saw,
I saw bad Bunny speech, but I didn't. I didn't
watch them. I haven't watched the Grammys, and.
Speaker 3 (40:59):
Fucking for probably no man.
Speaker 1 (41:01):
I see the I always see the clips, but I
don't like in terms of the last time I was
clipped performance boy, it's Grammy Sunday.
Speaker 2 (41:09):
Mmmm, I was maybe in college.
Speaker 3 (41:12):
Yeah, I have a tough time thinking about giving a
shit about the Grammys. That was actually one of the
one of the memories that one of our listeners that
was like, during a Grammy wrap up, Jack randomly said,
I'm so sleepy and hunky, which sounds right because I
have a hard time getting the momentum going for Grammy
(41:33):
wrap ups, but a few moments of note, Cher presented
the award for Record of the Year and initially announced
that the winner was Luther van d Ross rather than
Kendrick and Luther.
Speaker 1 (41:47):
Okay, I saw that headline. But now I'm like, okay, now,
let's I need to hear what she did.
Speaker 3 (41:53):
And the Grammy goes to.
Speaker 2 (41:59):
Ope you letter It was going to be on the prompter,
no share, open the envelope.
Speaker 3 (42:08):
She realized that she had an goes to Luther ground Rouse,
Luther Gang, Luther grandros Hey, who said Luther Gangross.
Speaker 1 (42:19):
That was it? The garment goes to Luther ground Rouse. Oh.
Speaker 3 (42:28):
She then corrects, what about this? She didn't she wasn't
gonna try, and she wasn't going to John travolt to
the wickedly Talented.
Speaker 2 (42:42):
Hell because Luca Game Gross and Sizzler.
Speaker 5 (42:47):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (42:48):
Share. She did say after the fact that her presentation
was a hat tip to Catherine O'Hara for being one
of the best people. That's whaying drunk tell yeah, fucking yeah,
let's see bad Bunny became the first Latin artist to
win Album of the Year, So that's yeah, use his
(43:09):
world domination on his way to the Super Bowl.
Speaker 2 (43:12):
Yeah, had a great speech too.
Speaker 1 (43:14):
I think it's what I'm not sure this is why,
but he was talking about how like love will defeat hate.
You know a lot of things we hear of, like
a lot of artists especially talk about that. But like
Riley Gaines, that terrible mid mid ass swimmer Riley gains
trans Bhobe was like, the left just trying to weaponize love,
is what? This what she said today, And I'm like,
(43:35):
was that a response to that? But that's so stupid
when you're trying to be like, guys ignore the concept
of love. Is the left just trying to use that
to like gotcha us in a logic?
Speaker 6 (43:47):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (43:47):
Yeah, this was. I think she was also talking about
how a lot of people were also upset about seeing
that five year old Neil liam Ramos who was taking
away to an ice camp. But she's like, they're trying
to they're trying to fucking use your heart and your
humanity to convince you that you're completely ideologically fucked up
and that's not right.
Speaker 3 (44:07):
Yeah, related to that. On This Morning's Dolly Parton episode,
in the show notes at the end, there was a
moment where the Federalist attacked Dolly Parton for her non
judgmental way of viewing.
Speaker 1 (44:23):
The world, which you know, red flags for being feels
like you could, oh, this motherfucker accepts people.
Speaker 2 (44:31):
Hold yeah, alert.
Speaker 3 (44:34):
Not on my watch. Fuck that the other thing. Trevor
Noah hosted it, said that Bill Clinton and Donald Trump
hung out on Epstein. He said, Song of the Year.
That is the Grammy that every artist wants, almost as
much as Trump wants Greenland, which makes sense because Epstein's
island is gone. He needs a new one to hang
(44:55):
out with Bill Clinton.
Speaker 1 (44:57):
Both sides, both god bold sides. Boom, Trevor Noah, you
did it, because now they're gonna say, look I hit
them both, guys. I hit them both.
Speaker 2 (45:10):
And then Donald a great delivery of that joke, by
the way.
Speaker 1 (45:15):
Yeah, you're like, there's a Grammy of the Year.
Speaker 3 (45:20):
I sold it.
Speaker 2 (45:21):
Yeah, you know, did you see Trump's response to that?
Speaker 3 (45:25):
Yeah, So that's what I wanted to get to, he said.
Noah said incorrectly about me that Donald Trump and Bill
Clinton spent time on epstein Island. Wrong, went on, like,
you know, saying that he had never been accused of that,
has never been anywhere close to it. Noah, a total loser.
Better get his facts straight and get them straight fast.
(45:48):
Get ready, Noah, I'm gonna have some fun with you.
Speaker 2 (45:51):
Now this I gotta say.
Speaker 1 (45:54):
I've I'm back in my twelve year old bag of
watching a bunch of World War Two documentaries again.
Speaker 3 (46:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (46:00):
I don't know why. I couldn't possibly know why, but
I'm just thinking of like the beginning of nineteen forty five,
Hitler stop making public appearances, and Gebels was the one
basically getting out in public and getting the people all
fired up to defend Berlin and shit. And it's just
(46:20):
funny because it's like it's because he couldn't do it
anymore that they're like, fucking hide the guy. He's so frail,
no high right now, hide him. That you had Gebels
being like, hey, I got ideas, I'm kind of cool,
I got energy, and it was like whatever these tweets too,
It reads like I feel like these are fully Stephen
(46:41):
Chung now like this isn't Donald Trump anymore.
Speaker 2 (46:44):
Stephen Chung understands his voice. Donald Trump is just like
because the way it's just like, oh, we're gonna have
some fun with you.
Speaker 1 (46:52):
It reads like the master troll in chief Stephen Chung
being like, whoa, I'm going to pretend to be the
president and now get really, I don't know this.
Speaker 2 (47:00):
Everything feels very late stage.
Speaker 3 (47:03):
Get ready, Hogan, I'm gonna have some fun with you, brother,
just wrestling promo.
Speaker 1 (47:10):
Yeah yeah, yeah. So I don't know.
Speaker 2 (47:12):
I don't know who's talking anymore. I don't know who's
talking anymore.
Speaker 3 (47:15):
But I get it as it feels like a previous
era version of Trump, you know.
Speaker 1 (47:20):
Yeah, and again, what are you going to sue him for?
And then is there going to be a discovery process
or like, oh, it's these documents, Well there are the
other documents that maybe need to come out. Yeah, but
I don't know because also too, let's not forget that.
At the end of last week, a bunch of black
journalists were arrested for supposedly inciting this like riot demonstration
(47:42):
in a church in Minneapolis where like the pastor was
involved with ice. But yeah, that was a whole I mean,
that was real fucked up. Like they've got Don Lemon
and arrested for nothing because apparently the DJ tried to
get a judge to sign off on their arrest previously,
and the judge was like, nah, bro, what the fuck
you're talking about?
Speaker 2 (48:02):
So they do is their favorite grand jury who.
Speaker 1 (48:04):
I don't know what they showed them to or what
they told them to get these people indicted, but yeah,
I mean that's where, like, aside from like the threats
of silencing Trevor, No, like, Donald Trump has absolutely gone
after journalists, and specifically these black journalists, because again, this
is a white supremacist clown show. Can I also add
that they got Don Lemon on the Face Act charging
(48:26):
a black man with a civil rights crime.
Speaker 2 (48:29):
Yeah, exactly, insane. Yeah, They're like, we're gonna use clan.
Speaker 1 (48:32):
Laws to go after you, and you're yeah, yeah, yeah,
this is just a very Yeah. He was released with
h without bail, yeah, and his own recognizance. Yeah yeah.
Speaker 3 (48:44):
Matt. Matt Walsh was like, okay, part one, good job,
but you cannot release him whatever you do, we need
to keep him in prison and prosecute him to the
fullest exth stem of the old shit. He's yeah, he's
been released already.
Speaker 1 (48:59):
But yeah, like they're like, Wheler, anti abortion activism is
probably the same as going to a church.
Speaker 3 (49:08):
I don't know, let's let's seeah yeah, yeah, Steven Spielberg,
He gott it Uh and the Dalai Lama one for
Best Metal perform Sorry no for for his audio book
this guy fus an e guy, It's Pielberg. You got
a baby can He produced the musical documentary music by
John Williams.
Speaker 2 (49:28):
Oh oh that makes sense.
Speaker 1 (49:30):
Luckily he has someone who's so such a huge part
of you, sink as John Williams is like as a buddy,
my day, bro, I'm trying to get this fucking you
got at I just say, I produce this, all right, thanks.
Speaker 3 (49:43):
Groundhog Day.
Speaker 1 (49:44):
This is okay.
Speaker 2 (49:46):
I was going through this, and I have one question
about this. This fucking ball Zac Billy of Alberta.
Speaker 3 (49:53):
Yeah, that less the lesser known so Puck Satani Phil
reportedly saw the shadow, meaning six more weeks of winter
are ahead. But Alberta has Balzac Billy, who I guess
just copied off of punks Tony Fellows six more weeks
of winter also, But he's literally just an adult man
(50:14):
in a groundhog mask, groundhog's cotton mascot costume.
Speaker 1 (50:19):
I have to know because I know there's Canadian zikang.
Please explain the purpose of Ballzac Billy because I get
when you have like Connecticut, what Connecticut have some like
duck or some shit.
Speaker 2 (50:30):
Yeah, scramble the ducks.
Speaker 3 (50:32):
Scramble the duck.
Speaker 1 (50:34):
Like that's an animal, right, And you can't be like,
all right, dude, you get what's gonna happen?
Speaker 6 (50:38):
Right?
Speaker 1 (50:38):
If you see your shadow, it's this. If you don't,
it's this, Like you can still kind of attribute some
kind of like natural world magic to an animal seeing
the shadow shirt. Where's a guy in a fuck he's
out there being like, all right, what's it going to
be today? Yeah, Zach Billy, what am I going to see?
My show?
Speaker 3 (50:56):
What do I You're saying that Ballseye Billy can be bought.
Speaker 1 (50:59):
I'm not saying he can be bought. I'm just saying
that magic of an animal just off instinct doing a thing,
and trying to say that like attribute that to an
outcome in our in our human world. I think it's
just there's no magic if it's a guy dressed as
an animal, you know, like if they're like the world
cup squid or that that octopus, that would like I
don't know if.
Speaker 3 (51:18):
The whole point is that it's an animals in.
Speaker 1 (51:20):
It's vibing out. Yeah, it's bibing it out.
Speaker 3 (51:22):
We're if the coin flip.
Speaker 1 (51:23):
You dress a guy as an octopus and they start
picking fucking winners of a game. You're like, was this
DraftKings like a fucking op happening with some person doing this?
Speaker 2 (51:33):
So I don't know, do they take action on balls Actbilly,
because then I would look.
Speaker 3 (51:36):
Into that that would be a problem. Yeah. Yeah, suddenly
the the six More Weeks of Winter odds service.
Speaker 1 (51:42):
Oh god, I didn't check the markets. What did CNN
say from all the market that?
Speaker 3 (51:48):
Yeah, And finally we get to Milania, Oh god, because
over the weekend they held it back from critics. Critics
finally got a chance to see it. We also got
the box office results. Let's talk about the first because
they have hailed it as pure nothingness, propaganda that doesn't
have a single redeeming quality, oka not unlike a medieval
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tribute to placate the greedy king on his throne.
Speaker 1 (52:12):
I don't know. Okay, that's your opinion.
Speaker 3 (52:15):
Well in terms of like what is actually happening in
the documentary, because I was a bit curious about that myself.
Milania Trump walking from liminal place to liminal place in
five inch heels is the plot summary. She is described
as a scowling void of pure nothingness in this ghastly
bit of propaganda. I think the best summary came from
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Sean Burns from North Shore Movies, whose summary on Rotten
Tomatoes is at least Lenny reef Install could frame a
shot green splat wow.
Speaker 1 (52:51):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (52:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (52:53):
I saw Francesca if You're in teeny over the weekend,
and she said she went just to kind of like
try and talk to some people they were leaving, and
she's like, I couldn't even boothe Like, it's like it's
just so hard to watch, Like it's just you have
to be fully in the cult to even sit through
that and be like that was a coherent thing that.
Speaker 3 (53:11):
I watched, right?
Speaker 6 (53:13):
What?
Speaker 1 (53:13):
What did she were?
Speaker 3 (53:14):
There a lot of people there, uh, a few, a few,
a few.
Speaker 1 (53:19):
It wasn't totally empty, but she's like it wasn't packed out,
but she was like anyone I talked, just like, what's
had a blank look on their face? Yeah.
Speaker 3 (53:26):
Did you see the tweet from Nick Adams?
Speaker 2 (53:30):
Yes, that fake ask tweet about the guy.
Speaker 3 (53:32):
With the daughters. I got it. We gotta go through this, yeah, yeah, yeah,
so this is that Nick Adams in USA. He's best
selling author, endorsed by President Trump, founder and CEO of
Flag USA seventeen seventy six naturalized American citizens. And also,
let's not this.
Speaker 1 (53:50):
Guy is an Australian fucking loser who wants to be
Maga so bad, like that's his He's like from Australia.
It's like, oh yeah, Meg, I gonna go do that,
talk some sheet about it. So really this should be
probably red in a CNN of air fucking accent.
Speaker 3 (54:08):
You want to read it?
Speaker 6 (54:09):
Um?
Speaker 1 (54:10):
Sure? Wait is it?
Speaker 4 (54:10):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (54:11):
Yeah, here it is. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (54:12):
So this is Nick Adams USA.
Speaker 1 (54:13):
And this totally happened because this guy is such such
an upright person. He said, I'm settling in for showing
of Milania and the theater is packed. Earlier, bystander asked
if I was heading in to see Avatar, and I
stopped ditting my tracks. Avatar no son, I currently replied,
I don't watch woke movies.
Speaker 5 (54:32):
I'm here to see the groundbreaking documentary about our incredibly
talented first lady. The two little girls began jumping up
and down, pulling on his sleeve and making.
Speaker 1 (54:41):
Teddy, we want to see Milania.
Speaker 4 (54:44):
But but he.
Speaker 2 (54:45):
Stammered, I thought you girls wanted to see Zootopia.
Speaker 3 (54:48):
Two.
Speaker 6 (54:49):
No, no, no, they said, now, nearly shouting, we want
to see Milania. She's the most beautiful first lady ever.
Their father was scrambling, stressed out in disorder.
Speaker 3 (55:01):
This is like we're halfway through, by the way. Clearly,
this anecdote started out with him being like, all right,
I'm gonna first, I'm gonna like create a scenario where
I own some lib who for some reason is like, hey,
are you going to see Avatar? Even though they're not
going to see Avatar, just going up to a stranger
being like, hey man going to see Avatar? And then
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but like he like, you can see how the story
like evolves in his mind because it starts with him
only and being like, no way would I watch Avatar.
I'm going to I don't watch woke movies. And then
like he's like, well what if there were two little
girls there?
Speaker 1 (55:39):
It's also just odd what he's saying. He's like, he's
because he starts off, I'm settling in for a packed
thing and earlier, okay, so maybe because he I guess
had so many tickets.
Speaker 2 (55:48):
So he's he's scrambling he's stressed out, he's desoryed.
Speaker 1 (55:51):
He goes on gales.
Speaker 5 (55:52):
I'm afraid you want the only ones who are captivated
by President Trump and his beautiful why, I said, kneeling
to get on them level. Virtually everyone in this theater
is here for the seven thirty pm showing, and it's
been sold out for days. Tears began to well up
in their eyes, but I said, in a hush tone,
I happen to have a few extra tickets with me,
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and I'd like you and your dad to have them.
They jumped for joy and began hugging their father. He
looked relieved as he wiped the sweat off his brow
with a smile, ended him the tickets and pulled him close.
Raise these girls, right, I whispered, Teach them to be classy,
conservative women of faith like Milania. Don't let them become
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like Megan Mackle capiche.
Speaker 2 (56:36):
He hugged me and thanks me profusely. What are you
going to do now, he asked, Don't worry about.
Speaker 1 (56:42):
Me, son, I told him, with a twinkle in my eye,
I've already got tickets to the next showing. Oh du fuck, yeah,
that's good.
Speaker 3 (56:52):
Hang out here in the lobby of this movie theater
and keep a casting people about about going to see
Zootopia and Avatar. Don't worry about me, son, don't worry
about me saying you were.
Speaker 1 (57:05):
Walking through the theater with just three tickets on you.
Maybe you were just so you were buying multiples without.
Speaker 3 (57:12):
You're buying multiples, okay, and then well just well I
was going to take up three c I was gonna
spread my shit out, but instead yeah, let these kiddos. Yeah. Anyways,
as that story might suggest, the movie made seven million
dollars of the box office, which is bad for a
seventy five million dollar movie, but the right is trumpeting
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it as a win because it exceeded expectations that they set.
Actually the expectations heading into the weekend were eight million dollars.
But they're being like, it's the most successful documentary in
a decade because I'm gonna go ahead and guess brought
some tickets.
Speaker 1 (57:50):
Yeah, but I mean there were republic conservative groups that
already were doing They're like, hey, local Republican group, we
bought out every ticket. Come through if you want, If not,
it's it's fine. Were just we have to give our
money to Trump.
Speaker 3 (58:03):
Yeah, we knew this was going to happen. There there
were like documented examples where they would have buy out
the whole theater and then like have let people come
for free, you know, right. Yeah, Brian has a good
point that that Nick Adams was clearly planning to buy
out the whole back row so he could jack off
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in peace to the Milania. Yeah, I'm not a true story.
Speaker 2 (58:34):
Buckets, and I'll do it like that.
Speaker 1 (58:36):
Mite.
Speaker 3 (58:36):
Is that the least true story that we've heard someone tell,
Like that's up there, that's.
Speaker 1 (58:42):
I mean, all of his tweets are spurious, mendacious at best.
So it's always like he always will do something like that,
Like he's definitely like love to engage in those kinds
of things like.
Speaker 3 (58:54):
I'm at a liberal coffee shop right now type of ship.
Oh he's the liberal coffee He's one of those things, aga.
Speaker 1 (59:00):
Those kinds of things where he's like he makes up
fake liberal people he's talking to, makes up fake conservative
people he's talking to to just reinforce the non existent reality.
Speaker 3 (59:10):
It always feels especially full of shit when it's like
like we were talking about earlier with the signs, when
it's like my, you know, the tweets where people are like,
my three year old came up to me and right,
you know, it's like they can't even conceive of children
like being you know, then puppets for their propaganda.
Speaker 5 (59:31):
Or are they're just like or they're like so articulate
like some Dickens novel. Right, like, father, I must know,
my eyes must gaze upon the cinematic masterpiece that is Milania.
Speaker 3 (59:44):
No, father, we want to see Milania.
Speaker 1 (59:47):
No no, no, no futher. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (59:51):
Anyways, they spend seventy three million dollars on or seventy
five million dollars on it, and that's before the massive
marketing campaign that probably doubled the budget.
Speaker 4 (01:00:02):
No, no, it was.
Speaker 1 (01:00:03):
It was forty to acquire, then thirty five in marketing.
Speaker 3 (01:00:06):
Thirty five in marketing. Yea, what was the production budget.
Speaker 1 (01:00:09):
I don't know the production they but they they bought
the rights to it for forty million. Twenty eight million
of it went to Malania directly.
Speaker 3 (01:00:15):
I feel like that's low on the marketing side. I mean,
they their self reporting all that.
Speaker 1 (01:00:19):
But they could be.
Speaker 2 (01:00:20):
But even then they're like, man, like this is blowing
out other huge movies.
Speaker 3 (01:00:25):
Yeah, came in third behind the New Sam Raimi movie
Send Help, and then the independently produced movie by the
the YouTuber or market Fire. Yeah, those based on the
indie video game.
Speaker 1 (01:00:44):
Market fliers find indie video game movie Still crushed your
fucking obscene, Amazon backed oligar fucking had.
Speaker 3 (01:00:53):
The power of like the richest guy, one of the
richest guys in the world and the US government, I mean,
and which go.
Speaker 1 (01:01:00):
To show you like there's only so much your fucking
money can do, you know, like you really thought it, like, well,
I don't know if we brute force this marketing campaign,
maybe like get at least eight million in or something
like that.
Speaker 2 (01:01:12):
But yeah, yeah, people just when people don't fuck with it,
they don't.
Speaker 1 (01:01:16):
Fuck with it.
Speaker 3 (01:01:17):
Yeah, all right, those are some of the things that
are trending on this Monday, February second. We're back tomorrow
with our two thousandth episode. Yeah, so tune in for that. Wow,
a lot of great memories. Until then, be kind to
each other, be kind to yourself, get your vaccines where
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you still can't get your flu shots, don't do nothing
about white supremacy, and we will talk to you all tomorrow.
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