Anything New Going On?

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:07):
Hm hmmm, mm hmmm. Welcome to ain't it foot you
where we are going to recap match week thirty seven
and thirty eight in the Barclays Premier League.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
Anything happened? I you know, is something happened? Jamelle? Hoa
you did?

Speaker 3 (00:25):
Maybe?

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Did it all work out? Are? Wait?

Speaker 3 (00:31):
We I think we're what are we?

Speaker 2 (00:33):
What I thought?

Speaker 1 (00:35):
And I feel knowing we won the league at anfield
we wanted at the lane twice Stanford Bridge Old Traffords.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
Okay, right, can anyone say the same.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
I don't think anyone can.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
Michael sets is up.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
Yeah, we're arsenal throwing for you.

Speaker 4 (00:53):
We'll sing it.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
Fuck yes, all.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
The Premier League champions for the twenty five twenty sixth season.
Put that in your fucking pipe and smoke it. Put
that in your fucking glass and drink it and do
whatever else you need to do with it, because God damn.

Speaker 5 (01:22):
It, I'm riding the D line and I am gonna
put it in my pipe and smoke it.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
Please do It'll be It'll be man, I'm riding the
d also, come.

Speaker 6 (01:30):
On, Oh life is meaningful now?

Speaker 1 (01:35):
Okay, So we were like, what are we gonna talk about?
There's so many things want to talk about.

Speaker 6 (01:40):
It's a neutral podcast. We talked about the right guys.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
I guess maybe you should start off what Matches thirty
seven because last episode we saw Arsenal defeat Burnley one
noil at home.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
Yeah, it was a quite stressful one.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
Oh yes, that's where you went full lam Nason. Oh yeah,
full you just got again. It got dark.

Speaker 1 (01:59):
But you know what, some times you have to like
it's like playing Chicken with destiny. You'd be like, I
ain't fucking scared, just fucking do it.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
No, do it?

Speaker 1 (02:07):
Cut to Tuesday Bourne myth v Man City. That's the
vitality with this man.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
I know it's so funny.

Speaker 6 (02:16):
I was texting you guys, Oh that's right, because I
that's right when Croopy scored.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
I was we were recording when Croopy scored.

Speaker 5 (02:23):
I'm trying to be professional, Chris, no fun I'm like,
what game? I'm a podcaster, right now? You got the
game up? I fucking couldn't.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
Right at the right time. And Jack was like, what
the fuck is going on?

Speaker 1 (02:36):
My cup and my Croopy scored, PROOPI scored, so anyway,
Croopie scores.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
Then we get into fucking we don't know what.

Speaker 6 (02:44):
We have something to do with that because we're big
creepy fans. Big yeah, that guy we like, we just
we didn't need.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
The duel g spell.

Speaker 6 (02:51):
We just did the you're good and we like you
just have that energy and he repaid it finished.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
By the way, that was.

Speaker 6 (03:03):
One where I was watching it. My friend Sasha was
in a house and I was my wife, and then
my son was about to go for a nap, and
then I.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
Was just had it on had it on it on
my phone. You know it's the same as your phone.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
Hey, yeah, because you had what I and she hasn't.

Speaker 6 (03:21):
My friend Sasha does not, but she did come in
the in the house when uh, the the just before
Tross I was going against west Ham and just left
just as the VR decision, and I was like, you've
got to just always come around.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
You are you are just some.

Speaker 6 (03:39):
Sort of some beautiful wizard or witch that gives me
good luck.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
As the Crystal mate, it's bouncing off sash times Crystal.
Then in the ninety fifth minute, Earling Harland di.

Speaker 6 (03:53):
Squad by the way, before before that, two chances for
who was it.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
Trying to kill?

Speaker 1 (04:02):
Oh, there was that Evan Nilsen almost before the goal
that I think I think you we had seen right
before you started record.

Speaker 2 (04:08):
That's when I was like, I can't look at this anymore.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, Right at the beginning, we were
knocking on the door all that to say.

Speaker 2 (04:14):
So, then the Holland goal, right, did you see like the.

Speaker 3 (04:17):
Only thing I saw? By the way, Like, once we
were done recording.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
I turned the game.

Speaker 5 (04:21):
Yeah yeah, yeah, to see Holland score. Well, I saw
the two Brooks chances.

Speaker 6 (04:25):
Then you see a man trying to bicycle hit Clarance.

Speaker 2 (04:30):
Yeah, yeah, I think we were all.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
We all had the same stress that. Eventually we did
see how the Arsenal team was watching it at the
training ground together, jumping up and down, grabbing. There's one
photo that Stuart McFarlane took that's amazing, which is right
as the Holland goal goes in and everyone's face drops
for a second.

Speaker 3 (04:48):
Yeah yeah, so he was like, shit, dude, I gotta
work tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
Yeah yeah, he was all right then whatever, and then
the whistle blows. I don't what was your reaction when
the whistle blew full time? I am with that score
one one, that one.

Speaker 6 (05:02):
I just my wife was at this point, full on
trying to put the kid to nap. Yeah, my friend
is watching me, and I just put the phone down
and put my hands over my face and I just
like I basically crumbled and I just go I think
she videoed I put it online.

Speaker 2 (05:18):
I just go, oh yeah, just so happy.

Speaker 6 (05:21):
It was like it was I didn't like, it's different
to like going crazy. It was more this weird like
it was just like everything meant like I just it
was like having the world's greatest mass up.

Speaker 2 (05:32):
It was just it was I don't want to be graphic,
but it was just like that when they when.

Speaker 3 (05:36):
They walk on you, when the little tire ladies walk
on you.

Speaker 6 (05:39):
Yeah, it was it was that like every all everything
came out like a spell was lifted.

Speaker 2 (05:44):
Yeah. It was like, oh, I just it was the
utter relief. Yeah, utter relief.

Speaker 3 (05:50):
I was by myself.

Speaker 5 (05:52):
I started laughing hysterically and just like it was like
a release, but it was a more like more like steam.

Speaker 2 (06:01):
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (06:01):
I kept making these very like like.

Speaker 2 (06:07):
R two D two getting shot or something.

Speaker 1 (06:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (06:08):
Yeah, well you I was just at home.

Speaker 5 (06:10):
I was in my office and I just was like
and then I threw on I'm going all the way
by sounds of blackness.

Speaker 2 (06:16):
I played that like a few times in a row.

Speaker 5 (06:17):
I go back to screaming and just like laughing, amazing,
just just like hysterics, bro. Like it was like the
Joker hit me with the fucking gas. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
That's what my reaction was.

Speaker 2 (06:30):
Wash.

Speaker 1 (06:31):
It was like I was found not guilty for murder
and I heard I heard the murder.

Speaker 2 (06:36):
That's what I went.

Speaker 1 (06:37):
I was like, you know what I mean, like it
was I don't know another sound aside from maybe like
your life is on the line, and then it fucking
happens right meanwhile, shout out her majesty, my partner, she
was on a call upstairs. She I screamed. I went, yeah,
like I was. I was sobbing, and she she like

(06:59):
had to across, like what the fuck are you doing?

Speaker 2 (07:02):
Because I had my door opened. I was in the
last like my bad, I should have gone in my
shouting like man, I was on the line right. I
can't believe it.

Speaker 1 (07:12):
And then the speed at which the videos from the
social the Arsenal social media team kept when that video
came out right after you wanted with Arson Wenger and
he was like, you've done it immediate tears.

Speaker 2 (07:23):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. I was fucked when I saw that.
Dad's dads told us, yeah, it's all right. Dad said
you could cry. Yeah yeah, And he was like I know.

Speaker 1 (07:32):
I'm drinking wine, red wine, and he's like, enjoy it.

Speaker 2 (07:38):
And I'm like, I was a bit like is this
an I because I was like, they have all this
stuff in the show.

Speaker 6 (07:43):
There was maybe really how many people have this stuff
in the chamber and it never gets like even like
if it's City of the equalize And then Savinios name Sabinia.

Speaker 2 (07:54):
The vineo hadn't played.

Speaker 6 (07:56):
He goes, he goes, he does, goes through someone's legs
and he goes down. He gets the ball in the
box and I'm like, oh go. And then was it Roger,
you kicked the ball into someone got in his way,
but but it was a full blood But as soon
as you got there, like every one of their players
in the box. Yeah, I just so could see that
going in. Having already like after ninety minutes, I think
we're good. When they Equalized went in, I was like,

(08:16):
please no, And then they would have had to just park.

Speaker 2 (08:20):
They would have never known they were watching it at
the training ground.

Speaker 1 (08:23):
It would have been like the video equivalent of like
how a lot of people like to banter. Arsenal would
like the picture of the champion stand that almost went
up two seasons ago.

Speaker 5 (08:31):
Sure they were like, oh the one where Ramsdale is
sitting on the box. Yeah yeah, yeah, sitting on the trophy.

Speaker 6 (08:37):
The the fun and then you see the players reaction,
which is amazing, and like you said straight away that
you see the players and oh my god, they're just
watching like fans and it's just crazy because because also
if they had one city, imagine them having to like
play a game after that emotion. That would have killed them,
having to beat Palette after that. But then best detail
is like where's Michael Artesta. You don't see him?

Speaker 2 (08:59):
So like the next day he's like photo, yeah yeah,
him at the club, yeah yeah.

Speaker 6 (09:07):
And then the amazing detail of him going, I don't
have the energy to bring to watching a game of football,
which is the most thing, guys, I don't have the energy.

Speaker 3 (09:15):
Couldn't bring me to my house.

Speaker 6 (09:17):
It started a fire, most cave, maxship, I start a.

Speaker 1 (09:20):
Fire, the barbecue going. He got the barbecue going.

Speaker 6 (09:26):
They would have been finally look out the window, he's
just staring at fire like a psychic.

Speaker 2 (09:30):
He had to scrap like two separate powers of wood.

Speaker 1 (09:32):
It's it's not right, guy, Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, this
is all wrong guy. And then he said his son
came out in tears, just saying like we've done it.
And that also killed me too, like to know because
not only are his like his family, there are Arsenal
supporters because of his time there, but now that that's
become daddy's life, you can tell how much like and

(09:52):
he's also shouted out shout out Lorena, his wife, but he.

Speaker 3 (09:55):
Was like, bro, she's so hot.

Speaker 1 (09:57):
She stuck by me in times where he's been so
transparent throughout like this sort of celebration that I'm really
He also keeps teasing this documentary. Oh, He's like, you'll
probably see we had to do something with music.

Speaker 6 (10:12):
I'm like, did you get mc hammer? That was my
favorite detail. You just got like last five games of
the season. He's like Tundy tactics and everyone's like basically
was like as it was, like put some tunes on. Yeah,
just like let us chill out because that was basically vibes.
And he's talking about same shit my therapist talks about
which is like, imagine you've already won it, don't think

(10:34):
about when he just sitting there and just sit in
that moment, I was like.

Speaker 3 (10:37):
Playing them the sounds of blackness before they did it,
you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (10:40):
When he also said something like he's like, over the years,
he thought, he's like, am I even the right person
for this job? When he said that, and he's like
they're so close, and he's like, maybe something's wrong with me.

Speaker 2 (10:49):
Maybe someone else can come in and just tell them the.

Speaker 1 (10:52):
One or two things they need to hear to unlock
everything to think that like he was also because I
think for a long time we were like, man, what
the fuck's going on? Bro? Three years in a row,
second place, Like what the fuck are we doing here?
And I and I felt like that, But I also
in the totality of it, I couldn't turn. I couldn't
say to have mikel Arteed out of the club, because

(11:13):
I we know how fucking far we've come just to
this point. And I think that's really a part that
a lot of people underrate when they want to banter
the club and shit like that, or is that when
they don't understand why everyone's so excited. It's like, dude,
so many people, the fans that are still supporting now,
we haven't had anything to keep us going outside of
like we just really give a fuck.

Speaker 2 (11:34):
About the club.

Speaker 3 (11:36):
Mate.

Speaker 2 (11:37):
I keep thinking about this Mickel. I'm so happy.

Speaker 6 (11:40):
He literally churned up a building site and there used
to be a building and it's just a pile of rubble,
and just on his own he just just dicks with
his hands and knees, just starts. Yeah, he starts making
cement start. He built like a whole thing on his
own light and you're like a psycho, just like spending well,
it sounds like spending like eighteen hours a day just
doing everything he can. And some managers, you know, they

(12:01):
have these careers and you think, oh they really care that.

Speaker 2 (12:03):
You know, it's all you know, Marino, it's very much
about him.

Speaker 6 (12:07):
The thing I've noticed in this last week is Michel
like loves the club more more than like any of it.
I've just the way he would like he would say, guys,
he says, I have three kids.

Speaker 2 (12:17):
I only need too.

Speaker 1 (12:19):
You can pick which one you want getting big, guys,
I don't care if I have to make a deal
with the other guys.

Speaker 2 (12:25):
We don't know. He may have and that's okay.

Speaker 6 (12:28):
I mean, I say it doesn't mean as much of him.
I don't know about you, guys. This is I'm not
even trying to be funny here. I have been married
and I have a son. I do think this week
is the happiest I've ever been in my and my
logic that every day I've been the worst parent in
the world I have.

Speaker 2 (12:46):
I don't know what my wife and child. I don't
even know where they are right now.

Speaker 1 (12:49):
I'm abandoning my family to go to life.

Speaker 6 (12:51):
You are you are, and every minute of the day
I'm on my phone. I'm just I watched the same
videos again and again. I watched and either all I'm doing.
And I've been married. When I got married, I didn't
stop following Arsenal. Yeah, I had a son. I didn't
start following Arsenal Arsenal in the league. I have no
I have no idea what my family. My wife probably
already left me. They've already walked out.

Speaker 2 (13:14):
Actually he's been sucking his thumb. It doesn't get old.
That's crazy thing every day and it's like they win
it on the cheesday. This is amazing.

Speaker 6 (13:24):
And then I said this, I will watch the concert,
and then then then the trophy, and then we watched
and the trophy left, and I'm like, this is still awesome.
And then today I'm like, we've got a champions league.

Speaker 2 (13:32):
There's more.

Speaker 3 (13:33):
It just doesn't get old.

Speaker 2 (13:35):
Trill gone.

Speaker 5 (13:36):
Well, the Sky Sports has a new interview every day
and that Yeah, I'm running them back and back and
again and again. And also I couldn't I love Arsenal
in the way where I couldn't start a family until
they want.

Speaker 2 (13:47):
Now, I'm like, you see that video of that guy.

Speaker 3 (13:50):
I'm like, yeah, now I have to breath something. Yeah,
we're champions.

Speaker 2 (13:53):
Yeah, that was the deal that they agreed upon. So
this is great news for you. Yeah, I'm finally I'm back.

Speaker 3 (13:57):
I'm outside.

Speaker 2 (13:58):
Yeah, I love you. A wig. I like the wig. Yeah,
the wig because.

Speaker 6 (14:02):
It's like a Gabrielines almost tribute acts. Yeah, you are
the you are actually.

Speaker 2 (14:06):
Gabriellees, the imaginary Gabrielles on Michel's shoulder.

Speaker 5 (14:12):
When we lost the city, I was like, I need
to do something, something needs.

Speaker 2 (14:17):
To change, and where Blonde.

Speaker 5 (14:18):
And I went right to this lost and swapped me
and I got me a wig. Yeah, and then I
went to the me and then I went to Then
I went to I went to dark Waller Beach and
I sat out there for a while.

Speaker 1 (14:29):
Yeah, you were in your I remember that Cope post.
You were loving the ocean.

Speaker 2 (14:34):
Just I'm feeling the breeze.

Speaker 5 (14:36):
Guys like this, like like that would say it's not
that I can enjoy your Sunday.

Speaker 6 (14:41):
People look at you like, you know, when you walk
kind of you see a lot of people like what
do you do? You see a lot of people who
have just sadly you have mental illnesses, and you go,
all right.

Speaker 2 (14:49):
Are all those people just en the people way the
roller blades and a thong? Is that just an arf?

Speaker 3 (14:58):
That's a guy who got pissed with they dropped Obama?

Speaker 2 (15:01):
Ya so creepy.

Speaker 1 (15:02):
Please come to the parade and you see all those
the people of everybody content like, okay, who was invited
to the parade? Okay, we got tier no Barry Barry
gotta croopy uh yeah v R Yeah, so ship it's
been fantastic. Then we get to Sunday. So at this point,

(15:24):
people like you're gonna watch Spurs or whatever. I'm like, yeah,
I watched passively, but like I really just want to
I really want to enjoy this like pressure free match.

Speaker 2 (15:30):
Oh yeah, that's what we said, fust gam of enjoyed
able season. You get to just sit there and just
smile and even mend it right back.

Speaker 1 (15:37):
It felt like what he does, you know how Like
people used to pull up to the Civil War and
watch the battles from like a hillside off to the side,
and they were like, oh, lovely day to watch men
obliterate each other with panetic volleys back, And yeah, that's
what it felt like.

Speaker 2 (15:51):
I'm like, oh, let's put a blanket down and just yea.

Speaker 6 (15:57):
Video on video online where his dudes he's just like
a uh, like I don't know, like some some waffle
house or something. And then in the background there's like
a guy having a fight with someone and he just
shrugged his shoulders and just more more more sauce on
his pancakes.

Speaker 3 (16:10):
Before his waffle house activities.

Speaker 1 (16:14):
Yeah, so Crystal Palace, Gabriel Gabrielle Jesus could have had
a hat trick.

Speaker 5 (16:19):
Man, And that's okay. That's what I was there to see.
Get the hat trick and get that transfer money up
from Brazil, get that pony or his bag. Yeah, yeah,
make it firm.

Speaker 1 (16:29):
I don't know what we're getting, but hey, look that
was his fifth Premier League title that he got to lift.

Speaker 2 (16:33):
Good for him, like truly unreal.

Speaker 1 (16:36):
Then non might Wake he had a great goal like
off of a set piece that do you think that
was a planned thing or Habits was just trying to
keep it in play because he definitely was nodding it
back into the box, but I wasn't sure if it was.

Speaker 2 (16:48):
I mean, maybe it's the time to try the elaborate,
you know.

Speaker 6 (16:50):
Jo Jovi's like, why not, let's just click backheaded Nony Volley. Yeah,
doesn't feel like the guy i'd vote for is the
at the pub we're at where the what's it called again?

Speaker 2 (17:02):
Luckys?

Speaker 6 (17:04):
And they were giving away in the raffle a Nony
Madawake shirt but because they made sort of a printing
arrow is too like narrow.

Speaker 2 (17:11):
And I go, that's that's pretty that's pretty app.

Speaker 6 (17:13):
Nony normally everything but the end product is personally slightly
fair play to him.

Speaker 1 (17:18):
Yeah, bang it bashed it in And then one of
our favorites, mister meat Don Phelipe ma Teta as soon as.

Speaker 2 (17:26):
He came on.

Speaker 5 (17:26):
I was like, why is he playing? I gotta give
minutes before the big that's the little reps.

Speaker 1 (17:31):
That's how I felt when Gabrielle mag Got the Ice
came on. I was like, do we need to do
this this bills like especially after Wharton, and I was like,
they might try and get a make good on that one.

Speaker 2 (17:42):
You don't know if they're gonna be.

Speaker 1 (17:43):
Like, oh, that's how we're playing now.

Speaker 2 (17:44):
Although it seemed like a pretty innocuate.

Speaker 6 (17:46):
No, yeah, it was just that was that really lucky.
He knicked the ball and he's just like, yeah, boot
got stuck in the ground. I hope he's all right
because he's a nice guy.

Speaker 1 (17:53):
Uh yeah, But here we are get to the end,
lifting the fucking trill.

Speaker 2 (17:59):
Before this, we talk about where were you watching?

Speaker 6 (18:01):
Because where we were there's like the Tottenom game still on,
and obviously as Arsenal fans and not just Ask fans,
every fan apart and including tot fans were all like
west Hammer finally they're winning it. So West sumber One
We're like, Tottenham lose, please come on, just give us,
just give us.

Speaker 3 (18:16):
There's like where we're fully invested in everything.

Speaker 6 (18:20):
Cowards what's his face makes Yeah yeah, mois cower.

Speaker 3 (18:28):
Cow.

Speaker 2 (18:28):
That was cowardly by ever to.

Speaker 6 (18:30):
They even tried to, like the last ten minutes and
they were like, let's go for it and then and
then what's that goalie?

Speaker 2 (18:36):
That Kinski all same? Then you look at on the replank.

Speaker 6 (18:45):
Right, But anyway, then because of this, because Pallas are
doing the whole end of season thing and whatever, which
we knew, but it was really long, longer than they
thought it was going to be.

Speaker 2 (18:52):
They were watching I did manage to.

Speaker 6 (18:55):
It's always giving you shout something in a pub and
it makes roundom people laugh. There was like Kinsky big interviews.

Speaker 2 (18:59):
I was no one cats. Yeah, yeah, no one cat.
That's how everyone felt.

Speaker 6 (19:05):
Can't be like if Toham as soon as that game
was over, they should have just gone got in as
cause driven home virus.

Speaker 2 (19:13):
I will seventeen a cab.

Speaker 1 (19:16):
Everyone a cab includes all police except for me when
I'm the celebration police against Tottenham.

Speaker 2 (19:22):
Shut the fuck up, you guys fucked up.

Speaker 1 (19:25):
You fucked the entire bed and everybody saw that ship
at four K What the fuck I mean, I get
it because you're not getting economically curb stomped after like
going down to the championship. I get that, I get that,
but fuck out of here, Like show the actual achievement
of this season, which is the people who are winning
the league, and I get and again because it was

(19:46):
the last home match at Selhurst Park, they have to
they're going to prioritize in that way.

Speaker 5 (19:50):
First off, we're on c NBC. Yeah, we're lifting the
damn trophy. You got us with the Business Network.

Speaker 2 (19:56):
Spurs on NBC. Yeah, they answer.

Speaker 6 (19:59):
I feel they put af flixs it to telemunduke. It
comes always saves the day TELEMUNDI if you need to see.

Speaker 1 (20:05):
Yeah, but watching its crazy that like we weren't on NBC,
Like anyway, whatever doesn't matter because we won the lead.

Speaker 3 (20:11):
The hour before the match.

Speaker 5 (20:12):
We get there before the match starts, obviously everywhere is packed,
uh to capacity, and a pregame it's an hour of
an infomercial for mercy ships. The feed for Arsenal. The
Arsenal match was like, yeah, it was like Amnesty International.
It was just the saddest infomercial.

Speaker 2 (20:28):
Little kids with Mercy ships.

Speaker 1 (20:29):
Like where like there is no access to hospitals, so
you bring the hospital in the form of a ship
off short.

Speaker 2 (20:36):
Before the SPUs game. Yeah yeah, we didn't need that. Yeah,
our pre show shit been happy what.

Speaker 1 (20:41):
Anyway, So we finally get to the trophy lift, Oh
my god, what a fucking That's.

Speaker 2 (20:49):
When it got really real.

Speaker 1 (20:50):
I mean, like the second the whistle blew against uh
Born Myth in the city match. Obviously that's like the
first layer. Then the next layer is the entire week
where you're just vibing out where and your kid every
we're being obnoxious.

Speaker 6 (21:01):
And can I just say, like, you know, as someone
from London, but living out in America is like, obviously
it's left. I mean, I've seen this, I've seen the
scenes in London. I was pretty jealous.

Speaker 3 (21:10):
I wasn't that.

Speaker 2 (21:10):
I almost the band.

Speaker 6 (21:12):
Of my family for like twenty four hours to go back,
and then I couldn't quite and then my wife I
just I was like, this is insane.

Speaker 2 (21:19):
What am I doing?

Speaker 6 (21:20):
But it was like it was then I was like,
it's cool to hang out of people. I've watched it
without here. And then I went to the Fox and
Hounds on the Tuesday after the result, and then I
heard my mate was in there, my mate Jason, he
was had to some work working from home.

Speaker 2 (21:32):
He's like, I'm going to get to the pub watch it.
And he was there.

Speaker 1 (21:34):
It was pretty quiet at the beginning of the bourne
of the game. He said, after the creep he goes more.

Speaker 6 (21:37):
And more gooners started coming in and as soon as
went off, that big celebration of all the all the
La gooners there. But then me and my mate we
did we did our thing. We we me and Jason,
this thing our tradition is after after a big England
game in twenty twenty one, we met drunk there and
then we went to Barstella and Silver Lake.

Speaker 1 (21:54):
So like a tradition when something could happen. So I
was wondering why you're like, and we're going to Barstella.

Speaker 2 (21:59):
No, it's like a tradition thing. It's a little thing.

Speaker 6 (22:02):
But then what was interesting is seeing all the players
and you keep getting it.

Speaker 2 (22:06):
You know.

Speaker 6 (22:06):
Obviously them walking around the Emirates are so lovely to see.
They seems like such nice guys. A lot of the
players very real people.

Speaker 2 (22:12):
But how many Christians men? They keep so many receipts,
don't they? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (22:18):
They because you think, like and they were all young,
and like, how are they like managing to get on
the field knowing there's like the bottle job chat all
this stuff, like because I thought it's turned off at
the training ground from what Arteta says. But they're obviously
on their phones and they're like Miles Miles when.

Speaker 1 (22:32):
He posted pure profit profit when he's like, oh, y'all
want to get rid of me? They get that pure
profit Like are you on the subreddit?

Speaker 5 (22:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (22:39):
Yeah, like that's what I'm like. That actually is another layer.

Speaker 1 (22:45):
I'm like, God, damn bro, if you guys are also
seeing all this noise, yeah, so what you get.

Speaker 2 (22:49):
I thought I thought you guys were going like this.

Speaker 3 (22:51):
No, yeah, it does make it more impressive.

Speaker 5 (22:53):
But they were like mainlining that ship looking Twitter after
the Born With match.

Speaker 2 (22:57):
Yeah yeah right, and they've been going back to work.
Yeah I know, I know.

Speaker 6 (23:01):
It's like, yeah, they keep more I said, they keep
more seats and my dad's there's got so many mans
for such long receipts.

Speaker 2 (23:10):
Yeah, it's a very no.

Speaker 6 (23:11):
And then yeah, I'm just very impressive how much everything
that happens in the zeit guys, and you know what
Texas planets he played them Tom Hiddleston's team talk.

Speaker 2 (23:20):
Yeah, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (23:20):
Yeah, he's running the training room like ridiculousness.

Speaker 5 (23:23):
He's got clips every dat.

Speaker 1 (23:31):
When this lady's gonna stomp some great swear a news bit.
This is what City thinks they're doing.

Speaker 5 (23:36):
When the dog is obviously Shanelle West Coast, she's, you
know what I'm saying, coming in giving a bark every
now and again.

Speaker 2 (23:43):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (23:43):
So anyway, that so the third so that there was
the week in between all the just seeing all the
celebrations at the Emirates, just the spontaneous ship, and then
the third level was the actual trophy lift where you're like,
that's right, even though we won the league, it's the
visuals that I think. James was saying this on the
Arts cast about He's like he thought he was watching

(24:05):
like he was playing FIFA manager mode and was seeing
a cut scene. Because to me, that's the last time
I would see Arsenal lyft trophies when I was beating
the ship out of be more FIFA and I'm.

Speaker 3 (24:14):
Like, mm hmmm, I will look down. This team can't
do this.

Speaker 2 (24:18):
Yeah exactly.

Speaker 1 (24:19):
That was like, my fucking what's that ship they give
people who are trying to kick herointhidone?

Speaker 2 (24:23):
Yeah, that was my methadone. Happy to help, Thank you,
thank you, you know. I mean like that's how I
came from experience.

Speaker 1 (24:28):
I would play FIFA, watch a digital version of Martin
noderguard liftotrophy and go, oh yeah, that's good enough. I
don't have to I don't have to go deeper into that.

Speaker 6 (24:36):
I think Michael wearing an Arsenal shirt that was an
interesting Arsenal shirt and black trousers. It's something about I
don't know why. It was like it feels like you've
got to go full kit. Yeah, it was like smart.
He looked like sort of may at the pub.

Speaker 2 (24:49):
It just looked kind of it's gone like halfway because
he's always so like stylish, I just look funny with black,
smart shoes, black trousers. He's still look like he's still
look good in the shirt though. Oh yeah, great little
spin he did with.

Speaker 6 (25:04):
It's funny because beforehand he said like they're like you
couldn't get hands on the trophy. He said, no, that's
for the place, and then he's like, give me.

Speaker 1 (25:10):
That give trophies and what are you talking about?

Speaker 2 (25:13):
The Trump played on this field and he said.

Speaker 1 (25:16):
Too, He's like I never got to lift this trophy
as a player. He is like, I'm ticking so many
boxes professionally for myself.

Speaker 6 (25:22):
Toorez though, what he should have done.

Speaker 2 (25:25):
He should have won jeans that receipts you because he
does a little funny wolf if.

Speaker 7 (25:31):
He if he went out jeans the dude guinea ass jeans,
we'd all be in London right now.

Speaker 5 (25:37):
If you put those jeans on, we wouldn't have been
able to stop. We're there, We're there, We're there, right there, bro.
I gotta say like there were a lot.

Speaker 1 (25:45):
I saw a few posts from like City supporters, Chelsea
supporters who like in their subreddits they were like, low key,
I'm kind of jealous. They're like, sure London wasn't looking
like this when we won. I like, Manchester wasn't looking
like this when we want And they're like one, and
I don't know if this was like a plant, like
a like a low key Arsenal fan who is just

(26:06):
articulating what a City fan should be. He's like, you know,
we've won and all these things, but there's something about
us winning so frequently that it's just not special to
the point where we're seeing this kind of reaction. And
also it doesn't feel like there's a culture at our
club that keeps people around for like the thin, lean times,
so that when we do reach the summit, you get

(26:27):
these like expressions of like joy in the street.

Speaker 5 (26:30):
There's no way the sixth the Man City title hits
the same, right, yeah, yeah, Now the first one maybe
that was big as you don't.

Speaker 2 (26:37):
Remember, but when they finally won, was still alive.

Speaker 3 (26:40):
So that's that was big for them.

Speaker 1 (26:44):
And what's still like I'm just trying I remember, No, no,
I remember that.

Speaker 2 (26:48):
That was kind of like they're like Rick is here, right, yeah?

Speaker 6 (26:51):
Yeah, yeah, Well that's the thing though, like I know
if you read the Obstacle also of the streets and
the elites, but like man saity being good phrases, but
how many cool people, how many cool celebs support them?
The gall in the Galaxy was obviously but og though,
so they're like but like but the take that fun.

Speaker 2 (27:10):
But like who's that out here?

Speaker 6 (27:12):
I mean, you get anyone you know who's like five
years ago like I'm going to go city, you know
that person you want to hang out because they're not romantic.

Speaker 2 (27:20):
They're just the person who's like, oh they win stuff,
Just a.

Speaker 1 (27:24):
Single city person who even pre dates like spend your
and ericson. Like I feel like most people I know
who are City fans are like they're for the Manchine era. Yeah,
like and that's where they started for sure, you know,
like that's I'm like, you know who Stewart Pierce is,
Mark Mark.

Speaker 6 (27:42):
Hughes, who's got like weirdy's got like he was in
like the top eight or five managed like most managerial
Like Arteta was like put in a list of like
how many games of managing the Premier League, and Mark
Hughes was like weirdly high in that list. I was like,
I can't think of a more media manager than Mark Hughes.
But the thing that has made me really and you
see like this how crazy ass man's It will be

(28:03):
so hard to remember this.

Speaker 2 (28:04):
But I just hope, hope, if, if, and I hope they.

Speaker 6 (28:08):
Do Arsenal win the league again or something big again,
maybe something bigger in the next few days. But I
just hope that the people don't get the jet. I
hope It's like it won't be quite the same. You
can't have that, but you yeah, you've got to, You've
got to. Like it just is a real lesson to
me and like you have to enjoy it when it's happening,
because you don't know when it's not gonna happen.

Speaker 2 (28:29):
Yea, yeah, yeah, you don't know. Twenty years.

Speaker 5 (28:32):
Yeah, well listen, now we all got to agree when, if,
and when they do this again, we'll pick up the slack. Yeah,
we're gonna go out there, abandon your kids, get the
flares out.

Speaker 3 (28:42):
Yeah yeah, I'll have a kid by then that I'll abandon.

Speaker 2 (28:44):
Yeah, there you go. We'll leave it good. Unlucky listener.

Speaker 6 (28:48):
We'll get to look after our three children, be child
CPR certified.

Speaker 1 (28:54):
Yeah, you don't want to kind of important, no scrubs
watching our kids.

Speaker 2 (28:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (29:00):
I have to say, like waiting twenty two years has
been so crazy, Like I'm weren't an Emmanuel abou Way
right man, Okay, this motherfucker got subbed on and subbed
off and was in tears and we were dealing with
shit like this. There's something so fucking validating for me

(29:20):
as a supporter, Like never maybe like maybe I was
too fucked up on hopium, but I always just felt
like I'm like, nah, man, we're always just a couple
of players away, and we'll figure it out. We just
need to get this and we'll figure it out. We'll
figured out. We figured I never got too dark. Like
I have a couple friends who are supporters who are like,
they've been our Teta out for like the last two seasons.
They're like, what you gonna do in a second place.

(29:40):
I'm like, first of all, motherfucker, you wasn't You weren't
watching this team? You watch Arsenal because I was watching it,
and we're we've been down since childhood.

Speaker 3 (29:48):
Two teps.

Speaker 1 (29:49):
You came through here by osmosis, Okay, like maybe fifteen
years ago, maybe ten, most ten fifteen years ago, but
like to not understand what that whole trajectory evolution has
been from moving to Highbury not properly replaced. I remember
at the time, everyone's like, we just we just need
to find a Viera replacement. We haven't been right since

(30:10):
Vieira left. And then it was like we now we
need we just need a proper holding me from now.
We need a strikeer. No, And there were a lot
of times when it felt like there was really no
possibility that it was going to happen. But for whatever reason,
the incremental improvements that Arteta had on the pitch fucking
fired me up immediately. I was like, oh, yeah, we're
we're trending upward. I get that coming second place three

(30:32):
years in a row feels like not an achievement.

Speaker 2 (30:34):
But we went eight again with two to two. Now
we won the title.

Speaker 1 (30:39):
Yeah, and that there has to be something said, like
you have to like, I don't want to hear shit
about Michel Arteta right now, because he fucking did it.

Speaker 2 (30:46):
Like of all the people, he broke it.

Speaker 1 (30:48):
After twenty two years, he broke the fucking streak and
here we are, and we've got a dog as well. Yeah,
we had no dog before him, no dog, thank you,
Chris School.

Speaker 2 (30:57):
We had no goddamn dog.

Speaker 1 (30:59):
Nor All right, let's take a break. We'll come back
and we'll talk about something else.

Speaker 4 (31:04):
No the fuck you aren't.

Speaker 1 (31:05):
We're going to keep talking about this ship.

Speaker 2 (31:07):
Wait for us. We'll be back back. And we're back
and let me check.

Speaker 1 (31:25):
Let me just check the Premier League day to the
League Arsenal champions. Oh our Teta named twenty twenty five
twenty six Barcley's manager this season.

Speaker 2 (31:33):
Oh cool. We broke a lot of records. They said,
we've found insufferable. If we won, Yeah, they would rest well.

Speaker 1 (31:41):
No red cards, no penalties conceded this season, so that
is a funny thing that it's a funny stats to
get us too, because.

Speaker 2 (31:47):
Remember we were like red card mad at the title.

Speaker 1 (31:50):
Yeah yeah red card two years Yeah beautiful, Like we're
fucking learning less. Is also what youngest starter in the
Premier League with Max Dowmond, youngest goals scer in the
league with.

Speaker 7 (31:59):
Max Dowmon, Christian Forward as a nice time manager and
then I think his wife, we're doing it all, but
we should.

Speaker 1 (32:14):
We would be remiss to not We would be remiss
to not acknowledge the lesser team from North London, Tottenham Hotspur.
As we were talking, they completely emphasized their survival over
our celebration. We're fine whatever, you know, we we do
what we got to do. But they stayed up west
Ham going down. Declan Rice actually do you see that video?

(32:36):
Like he really did react like he was. He seemed
like a like a disappointed parent or something, watching like
youth football.

Speaker 5 (32:43):
It's like, yeah, disappointed dad who left? Yeah yeah, hey man, yeah,
if you were still at home, you be coaching us.

Speaker 2 (32:49):
Catch the ball? Yeah, Jesus christ Man.

Speaker 1 (32:53):
So yeah, that was that's that wasn't that wasn't great.
I personally, I feel like I don't give a fuck.

Speaker 6 (33:00):
Actually, I know I've got you know long you know
young as yeah longer James Longman, showrunner of snl u K,
which is a hit, and he got that.

Speaker 5 (33:12):
I saw that Ian Wright sketch. They did that here right,
the one where he sees his math teacher. I thought
she was dead.

Speaker 2 (33:18):
Oh I didn't see that.

Speaker 3 (33:19):
Yeah they did that.

Speaker 6 (33:20):
They know what they did a thing of that? Yeah,
yeahs that mister pig. I sent that to a friends
as like I was talking about you. Some Ian Wright's
got like a deal with someone's production having about a
movie about his life or something. And again my friend Sasha,
I went, oh, this is it and I found the
video Is this the one?

Speaker 2 (33:36):
And then just even sending to I just made myself cry.
I can't not cry. Said she was they said you
was dead? Killed me?

Speaker 1 (33:44):
And the way he it's crazy because Ian right turns
into a little boy and the.

Speaker 2 (33:48):
Way he's like it's all right.

Speaker 6 (33:50):
I'm like and they also like its like central casting.
Can we get like a cute old man that was
clearly a father figures he's got his little flat hat
on he's been feeding pigeons side.

Speaker 2 (34:00):
Like, what's up man?

Speaker 3 (34:01):
You act?

Speaker 2 (34:02):
Yeah, what's the what's the sag for the UK?

Speaker 6 (34:05):
There's no sage, no money. Yeah you get you get
paid in pints of guinness.

Speaker 1 (34:13):
So anyway, that means the bottom three west Ham, Burnley Wolves.

Speaker 6 (34:18):
So you're an interesting stat about west Ham. They're the
same exg difference as Sunderland who got into the europe Wow.

Speaker 3 (34:26):
Man, this league is too hard too.

Speaker 2 (34:28):
Yeah that's what they should say, they should write. They
just an appeal. Guys, listen as fuck. Got nine points
so totally.

Speaker 6 (34:35):
Got which is like, which is enough to have stayed up?
Like last year was twenty four points? Yeah that is
you know, I felt bit unlucky. Nu No, justn no,
just aging Nuno does fully look like you just drunk
the Holy Grail, like go to west gave him the
Holy ground sick.

Speaker 2 (34:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (34:50):
He looked like he was looking at the Ark of
the Covenant for like two seconds like you went and
it started melting him and he was like fuck, I
can keep doing that ship yeah yeah. So yeah that
means but so farewell to Burnley Wolves and west Ham.
Yeah yeah yeah, never meaning Champions League season, Champions League

(35:10):
teams next year us them that city are United, Villa
and Liverpool. Yeah yeah yeah, Boorn Myth in Sunderland.

Speaker 8 (35:20):
All of that, all of sundl and Europa's pretty giant.
So impressive Chelsea, do you guys fell at Chelsea just
through through the game at the end that Chelsea didn't
want to get in like a bad.

Speaker 6 (35:30):
Europe They won't be in the Conference League. So I
think they've got your wafer. They don't want to win
that again, Yeah, they don't care, but I don't want
another pointless trophy. It's it's like if you ever played
in like a five or side tournament as a kid,
you'd have the trophy and if you've got knocked out
the first round, you have the plate. It just plate
says it all losers bracket, lose bracket. So but I

(35:51):
think they because they've got you way for sanctions. I
think it's actually in their interest to not being a
crap your European competition. Potentially that's me not really researching it.
So that's everything on this.

Speaker 3 (36:02):
They saw him in Belgrade, they might not get to
go home.

Speaker 1 (36:05):
Yeah yeah, it's like, yeah, you don't get don't get extradition,
you've got.

Speaker 2 (36:09):
To stay there.

Speaker 6 (36:11):
But yeah, so then Alonso is gonna have the thing
that Carrick had. Where's He's obviously clearly a good coach
Alonzo and I feel Liverpool fumbled the bag then not
getting him just like but like he's just one.

Speaker 2 (36:21):
Game a week. So yeah, so you we could coach
that seam one game a week.

Speaker 5 (36:26):
Two, it would be two week one and week two
would go back. Yeah, but then we would figure it out. Okay,
they don't like sounds of blackness. They no more nineties
black gospel for these guys, right, I'm gonna let.

Speaker 2 (36:38):
Me bring in the crystals to the training. Yeah, yeah,
there's nothing.

Speaker 3 (36:41):
A couple of weeks to figure it out.

Speaker 1 (36:42):
We finished eighth, we didn't have anything, and remember it
wasn't that and then we finished the previous season eighth
and then we finished fifth.

Speaker 2 (36:49):
I think that, yeah, but we also didn't have like
good terrible players. Well they've actually got like a semi
decent squad and yeah, I think hanging enough.

Speaker 1 (36:58):
Yeah, and then also the teams that are joining us
in the Premier League, Coventry City, Ipswich and Whole City.

Speaker 6 (37:06):
What do you think about we haven't talked about the
Southampton getting paying an insult to Spice stand behind the
tree seeing the photo of the guy behind the tree.

Speaker 5 (37:15):
And then the fans outside were like they had the
chant already. They're like, we did that, but that.

Speaker 6 (37:21):
Feels like some people are arguing like that's a really
severe punishment, and some people are like, well, you know
it's fair. I mean, I sort of don't really care yourself,
being like I don't really like, no, I don't really
know what. It feels like quite an extreme thing for
like how much info you getting from a guy.

Speaker 1 (37:41):
I think it's just that like culturally in America were like, yeah,
motherfucker's cheap, you know what I mean. And I think
there's still a sense of propriety, like yeah, how dare
you filled me without permission?

Speaker 2 (37:52):
Yeah, And they're like, what's the advantage. You're like, honestly,
I don't even know. We don't like that, we don't
like that, we're not doing that, but you.

Speaker 6 (37:58):
Can break a hundred fifteen financially and we don't really care.

Speaker 2 (38:03):
Definitely, that's definitely a worst thing.

Speaker 1 (38:05):
It feels like maybe that's how they're like, oh, so
you're saying we're not serious about shit, we just banned
Southampton from the playoffs. We're doing that exactly what it is?
What do you mean we don't take ships seriously? I mean,
don't talk about financial irregularity.

Speaker 6 (38:17):
So with your kid where you like you you as
a parent, you're just completely like you're just guessing all
the time and you randomly like.

Speaker 2 (38:23):
Don't do that. And then he's like why, and I'm like,
I don't know. I just feel like you shouldn't swing
a tennis racket in the air. I love your head. Yeah,
I don't know. And it's like but then you're like, yeah,
I push that kid.

Speaker 4 (38:32):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (38:32):
I guess, so yeah that kid was a big a
dick push it. Yeah, but I don't swing your tennis
racket right here.

Speaker 3 (38:37):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (38:39):
They've appealed.

Speaker 1 (38:40):
I don't know what's going to happen.

Speaker 2 (38:41):
I feel like they done.

Speaker 6 (38:44):
So then Middlesbrough had to like be in limbo and
then they played whole and I didn't watch the game,
but from what everyone said was one of the worst games.
Everyone Whollod just not good. So they sound like they're
going to be on a on a give bring us
three bad teams. Yeah, well you love three plunching bags
old because.

Speaker 2 (39:00):
Every team was every team was a challenge, especially away
from Hunt.

Speaker 6 (39:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (39:03):
Yeah, it's crazy though too.

Speaker 1 (39:04):
Like a lot of the pundits at the beginning the season,
a lot of them had sunderl in the drop to
they finished.

Speaker 5 (39:11):
The boy in there man after like you know, after
some like anger management courses.

Speaker 1 (39:19):
Yep, as well put it together, put it together, try.

Speaker 2 (39:23):
And move on.

Speaker 6 (39:24):
Yeah, I feel like yeah west Ham, west Ham sounds
screwed though they felt like I ain't. They haven't got
like that that they weren't prepared. Apparently Tottenham had more
clauses in their contracts about relegation than west Ham, which shows,
you know, the mindset in terms of like how like
if they've gone down they would have been able to
have wages and stuff from west Ham or like sound like,
oh we could go down, but that's very that's not

(39:46):
very put up, Like Stephan Marbury.

Speaker 1 (39:49):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I take that check man, Are you playing?

Speaker 2 (39:52):
Nope? Was it Jack Rodwell? Chat Rodwell was the big one.

Speaker 5 (39:55):
Yeah, feeling the millwall to get your check. I heard
you guys were every way this week. I figured I
just come run up on you. Yeah, get that you guys.

Speaker 2 (40:02):
All right, you guys, all right. So yeah, that's the
financial reality is of relegation.

Speaker 5 (40:08):
Well that I'm happy to see Ed Sheeran back in
the league. Come on, ipswich, Yeah, look at him. Yeah,
I love the shape of you.

Speaker 2 (40:16):
Good. I don't see him.

Speaker 1 (40:17):
You don't rip off scrubs though, don't like because you
didn't make that set.

Speaker 2 (40:20):
You settled out of court about that.

Speaker 1 (40:22):
I don't want no scrubs.

Speaker 6 (40:24):
The one thing I'd say about a cheering is I
don't even need more places to see or hear that
bad may and my mate nicknames and onions and garlic,
because he's in everything.

Speaker 2 (40:35):
That's good. Yeah, makes a catchy song, all right. I
love I love Ed cheer and I'm happy he's there.

Speaker 3 (40:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (40:44):
I mean, what's that that one song that everyone like.
That's how you know you're at a basic wedding when
they do that. They dance to that one song that
sounds like oolt that's most Yeah.

Speaker 2 (40:56):
Yeah, that's what I'm like. Oh, they're getting divorced, that's
what leaf. If I ever heard killing, Yeah, I probably
owe sample money to.

Speaker 3 (41:06):
That guy's gotta be getting.

Speaker 2 (41:09):
How much money do you think Sampa is getting off
of like social media streams in the past week for
that guy. Yeah that Lily Dumford O dumbfertty dumb. He's
got dumb money.

Speaker 1 (41:23):
I wonder how much he's actually you think he's got.

Speaker 2 (41:25):
He's got And.

Speaker 3 (41:26):
I'd love to hear the other songs that are Ta's list.

Speaker 2 (41:30):
He chooses, they're gonna they do playing a song you
know that? Yeah? Yeah, that that is like has all.

Speaker 6 (41:37):
The players names? Okay, Yeah, Louis Dumford, I'm sure they're
playing that a lot. And uh well, I'm just mean
before he chose that song, what else was in the running?
Did he have some skepto in there from?

Speaker 2 (41:49):
Like, what else was he considering?

Speaker 6 (41:52):
Old school garage music, mate of flowers, sweet female attitude,
maybe maybe cana?

Speaker 2 (41:59):
Yeah twenty one seconds?

Speaker 1 (42:00):
Yeah, So then I guess it's worth just I think
before we should move on to city, we got to
talk about.

Speaker 2 (42:06):
This piece of ship right here. God man, this fucking coward.
His name is Tall Raymond. Okay. I found out his address,
his birth date, his son's name, damn, and I will
be paying him a visit. But he was just to
offer him like a more eco friendly way of yeah.

Speaker 6 (42:24):
Yeah, and I throw it through his window.

Speaker 2 (42:30):
So this is him after because he's react because.

Speaker 1 (42:32):
Martin Keone was sipping a bottle too, you know, just
to be freaky, because everyone was let this guy be honestly,
he if I was a City fan, I'm like, this
guy fucked it up.

Speaker 6 (42:41):
He's he celebrated. I think it because you know, was playing.
He was texted in the group chat every night.

Speaker 2 (42:47):
Guys. Don't let this guy have this bug brick guys.
This guy's ordered. This guy's ordered two thousand guy. So
here he is.

Speaker 1 (42:55):
This is just him talking about like all right, day one,
but like he was really trying to be like, I'm
I'm fine though I didn't I didn't do anything.

Speaker 9 (43:02):
I must have been in your head so badly you
to go and do that.

Speaker 2 (43:05):
But no, fair play.

Speaker 9 (43:06):
You mission the whole point about the bottle, you're alone.

Speaker 2 (43:09):
Points clear.

Speaker 9 (43:10):
We were talking about as possibly bottling it and you didn't.
In the end, what happened, we we we have free
bad games. But it was good to see you having
a bit of band to mate because you know you're
very anti Arsenal, aren't you. Anybody says anything against Arsenal,
you're onto him? An Yeah, listen, I'm just having banter.
Get I'm near to grave, so I just laugh at
everything in life. Oh yeah, I'm glad you enjoyed the
bottle so.

Speaker 2 (43:32):
Well.

Speaker 1 (43:32):
He did a couple of things. Yeah, I'm living rent
free in your head. It's just a bit of banter.
Oh so I'm going to die anyway, So it doesn't
matter the phrase. I've never had the phrase.

Speaker 6 (43:41):
Just a bit of banter more than the last about
this this bottle, just mate, just.

Speaker 2 (43:47):
So many fucking people.

Speaker 6 (43:49):
Just I stabbed a bit of banner, mate, Yeah, yeah,
hinged man down.

Speaker 5 (43:56):
It's just it's he's so then he's got Oh yeah,
you guys were bottling it though, But then in the
end we thraye we played three bad games in a row.

Speaker 2 (44:06):
Brother, What is that? What is that? Is it not
we call canon? Is that right? Coward? Look what you
fucking did? Look at you, bro?

Speaker 1 (44:18):
Because he was also like I wasn't even really trying
to do anything and then I went viral or whatever,
like he shut the fuck up. Also, all the fucking haters.
It's really interesting to see all the pundits suddenly coming
prostrate before this football club be Like, I mean, they've
had a fantastic season. I mean, like they're a great team.
I'm like, where was that energy a month ago, two

(44:39):
weeks ago? Yeah, Gary Neville, I mean at the at
the beginning of the season he did say we were
gonna win. The middle of the season he started switching
it up, and then I was like, yeah, I mean
I figured they would do it. Wayne Rooney, I gotta say, bro,
only one we're standing on business.

Speaker 5 (44:53):
Because I tell you one another thing. Paul skulls if
I see you, oh, I'm gonna have words. Okay, this
guy the biggest evolve.

Speaker 2 (45:00):
He doesn't have to get his daughter's toenails out of
his first What's the one movie he says he's watched
because it's short, Happy Gilmore? All right, shit, what was that?
It was recent? Was it the longest yard? No, he's
only watched like was it Phone Booth or something? Yeah,
it was some crazy he's only watched phone It was
something quite just only watched it because it's like ninety minutes.

Speaker 3 (45:19):
Bro, there's the movies that are even shorter than it.

Speaker 2 (45:21):
Here, we can hear it.

Speaker 6 (45:22):
Right now, right, just I'm got a minute here, have
you Spahetty West.

Speaker 3 (45:31):
Doesn't watch.

Speaker 2 (45:36):
Sitting with COURTI drinking, watched the Bay good cal.

Speaker 1 (45:44):
I think Nikky butt is Here's like, I'm telling you, bro,
this guy's fucked up.

Speaker 5 (45:48):
Taking the fucking word. I'm not taking this guy serious.
This guy can't enjoy a film.

Speaker 4 (45:52):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (45:53):
Anyway, so Sinny though we should.

Speaker 1 (45:57):
I mean, it's worth talking about because Pep Guardiola it
was confirmed, it's done after this, he's leaving. Enzo Maresca's
coming in on a three year deal. A lot of people,
first of all, I'm glad we won the league with
Pep still in the league, and also to Michel Arteta,
he's like, I think one of the only managers to
finish above Pep.

Speaker 2 (46:16):
Two seasons in a row. I think he's the only one.

Speaker 1 (46:18):
Yeah, I think the only one. Yeah, which is crazy.
A lot of people are like, is Pep Guardiola the
best manager of the Premier League era?

Speaker 3 (46:27):
I mean definitely of this current. Like I don't know,
I feels like Ferguson still to die, could you say?

Speaker 2 (46:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (46:35):
I mean we're talking a sheer volume of trophies.

Speaker 2 (46:38):
Probably.

Speaker 6 (46:39):
I feel like, did you know I will say about
Pep versus Fergus talks about like the man United Way
or whatever, but like pets like fully changed the way
that like everyone ever. Yeah, so in terms of that,
because when you think about man us so much more
basics at the tactics. But if you think like Manny,
that's score loads of goals and they just put us across.

Speaker 2 (47:00):
That was really it.

Speaker 6 (47:01):
They just got He just he just was like a
scary bastard. I mean, I'm not saying just he's clearly
a fantastic man, but a great man manager, but affected yeah,
and he just keep get He was very good at
getting new coaches to bring new ideas.

Speaker 2 (47:12):
So he's a great motivator and a great leader. But
like in terms of style, it was just so much
more pedestrian different.

Speaker 6 (47:20):
It was a caveman football back then to a degree
and probably nineties you know those nineties football clips online
where it's just like people scrambling in the box. And obviously, man,
you were much better than ever have a team in
terms of you know, how they they would it was
an attacking intent, but Pepper is like four D chess
man and so yeah, but you need to give the
guy the tools, and so they're always like.

Speaker 2 (47:39):
Will he do it if he gave him Like York
city or something.

Speaker 6 (47:42):
Yeah, I don't think he would because I think he
needs to have streat intelligent players that can do Barcelona.

Speaker 1 (47:47):
You're you got messy And he also said that too.
He was always like, but I had mess with What
are you talking about?

Speaker 2 (47:53):
Then? Byron? Great, you have the resources to dominate a leader.
I mean, bian is what what buying's on me? If
you don't?

Speaker 5 (48:01):
Yeah, yeah, that one for sure. But what do you
think he does next? Do you think he comes back?
Is the next project he takes on? Is it perfect?
Or would he try to do something like teach a
team how to play just to prove point.

Speaker 2 (48:14):
Or improve himself and try and salvage his marriage. Does
he just got just got it? Sign on for six months? Yeah?
Find himself? Yeah yeah yeah, who knows? Who knows?

Speaker 6 (48:24):
I mean there's talk of like him maybe just imagine
backpacking in the hofstores and yeah, passed out in a
bunk bed, like what the he? But he's like the
most intense man on the night out. Yeah, you're like,
all right, we'll going for a few guys. No, no, no, guys, guys, guys,
gy guys, you go there. You're going to tell this
girl that she's so beautiful and so.

Speaker 2 (48:47):
So beautiful. She's with her best friend.

Speaker 1 (48:49):
You're gonna tell the best friend you also think she's
also so so beautiful. You're gonna cause confusion. They're not
gonna know who this is called. Uh, these are called
getting numerical advantages.

Speaker 2 (48:58):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (48:59):
And then you're like, it's cool, man, You're you're scaring
You stand behind the bar, They're like, does this guy
work here?

Speaker 5 (49:05):
No?

Speaker 6 (49:05):
No, no, no, no, no no no, And then they
and you go look that way, and then you're the
other side of the bar and they're like, I'm actually
a bunda, but I'm pretending to work it.

Speaker 2 (49:14):
And then the the bomb and will throw you out there.
He's a bad boy. He's a bad boy. He's a
bad boy. I'm a bad boy. That's what you tell them.

Speaker 1 (49:21):
Yeah, that would be funny. Just he's just on a
fucking bender. In Southeast Asia, man, you're like in a bunk.

Speaker 6 (49:29):
One of those buckets, like the if you have the
whiskey buckets they have that when you go to Thailand
on the beach, they drink have a bucket like I
think you order a button that you order a bucket.

Speaker 2 (49:38):
It's got like Thaye whiskey and Red Bull in it.
It's called a bucket and it's like a dollar, and.

Speaker 1 (49:42):
It's like like just you're literally a bucket that you
would normally build a sand castle with.

Speaker 2 (49:47):
Is the bucket for one person?

Speaker 3 (49:50):
You can?

Speaker 2 (49:51):
You can share it? Okay, I'll take that. Okay, let's
go to Thailand. Hey, let's go link up with pet Trip.
Let's link up with pet Man.

Speaker 3 (50:12):
What's gonna happen to city with the charges?

Speaker 6 (50:14):
I think he's do We all think he's bouncing before
because in his speech at the firstly the goodbye ceremony
where they went out every trophy that's ever happened though,
every trophy comes out and.

Speaker 2 (50:27):
Carling cups. Yeah, yeah, exactly, you know, but it is
what it is, I guess. Yeah. It's visually imposing when
you do so, you're like, look at the fucking hardware
I dropped off.

Speaker 3 (50:35):
I could turn this into a suit of armor.

Speaker 2 (50:37):
Yeah, that would be cool, melted it down. He came
out as a transformer wearing the Champions League it and
he's like a looking like fucking Harland's is he No,
that's just Harland's. Yeah, that's what he looks at.

Speaker 6 (50:54):
There's a Viking the But then he did say, like,
let's you know, the thing that most important to me
is not like the trophy. That's remember, it's not about
the wins and stuff, it's about the connections and stuff.
But is that did he say that because some of
those wins are gonna get taken?

Speaker 1 (51:09):
Arsenal won to leave four years ago, but it would
happen because Liverpool did win one of them.

Speaker 2 (51:14):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm going right back on the streets.
You know, if that you abandoned my Yeah, but if
it happened, like buddy, would you are you? That would
be I'd be like retro. It's probably like it's with
Maresca coming in, what do you how much time do

(51:36):
you think he has? You think?

Speaker 1 (51:38):
I mean, because I see a lot of city fans
being like, we have to be paid. Obviously, no one
is gonna come in and we're just gonna fucking pick
right up where we left off. But the benefit is
Maresca is familiar with the whole system, so it's not
like he's coming in he knows how to use these players.
But I there is something too, like when you see
how they talked about Phil Foden for his the end
of the season, they're not They don't quite have the patients,

(52:01):
and the same can be said for a lot of
clubs that have a high expectations. But do you think
he's gonna First of all, do you think the fans
will be patient? And then secondly if he's not delivering,
do you think they're gonna let him see out?

Speaker 7 (52:11):
Like?

Speaker 1 (52:11):
How many winless seasons do you see him survive? If
there is who knows he might come in and start
winning ship, Well.

Speaker 5 (52:18):
It's like, if you're really a City fan, you're coming
from some bad times, like and then what ten years
of winning relentlessly?

Speaker 2 (52:28):
Sure?

Speaker 1 (52:29):
But I see I'd say most of these fans are
only used to winning. I saw a post on the
Man City subreddit They're like, it just feels like we're
like any other club now, was like really interesting like this,
and a bunch of people were replying to like I
get it, Like there was something about having had that
made it feel like inevitable, you have the best coach
and yeah, and it makes sense too, but like I

(52:50):
was just like, you're like, yeah, we welcome to no baby.

Speaker 2 (52:56):
Reality. Yeah, yeah, you're right. So you were talking cash
it on snapchair, bro, what's up now? Yeah, you're right.

Speaker 6 (53:03):
It's like the credit card got taken away. Yeah, and
you're like, oh, you got to go get a job.

Speaker 2 (53:07):
I've got to get a job. But I don't. I
don't know. Money doesn't shoved my account. What the job center? Yeah,
I'll get you a job, I reckon.

Speaker 6 (53:15):
I think a lot of it comes down to I
mean that's hard to sect because I'm coming from an
arsenal central point of view where actually, you know, like
we talked about, I think coming from before our Teta
won the league, we were like, oh, there's something about this,
the way we're playing in the and the vibes and
all that that Actually I'm into this, Whereas I don't

(53:37):
know if that's going to work city if it's like,
even though I'm not winning, but it's like good vibes,
I just don't.

Speaker 2 (53:42):
I don't think they care. They didn't have anyone at
the stadium for the flipp Crystal Palace game. We were
surviving our merchant drops and vibes for ages. Yeah you guys,
you guys bought, you bought any more much off the back.

Speaker 3 (53:56):
Of the world.

Speaker 2 (53:57):
It's crazy.

Speaker 3 (53:58):
Not yet, I'm getting that champion ship. I'm getting one
of those.

Speaker 1 (54:01):
Gold champions jersey. Yeah, part of me doesn't want one
that's champions.

Speaker 9 (54:04):
You know.

Speaker 2 (54:05):
Wa see what I saw? Someone there is this guy
Rocky Nico.

Speaker 1 (54:09):
Shout out Rocky Nico, who like who has like you know,
he's like a purveyor of like vintage jerseys, and he
was he had one that was like a Decklan Rice
one from this season that said it's not done.

Speaker 2 (54:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (54:19):
Underneath it was like he said rice and then on
the bottom said it's not done with like the gold
patch of See, that's.

Speaker 2 (54:24):
That's I'm looking. When you're talking about buying a replica
trophy for your house, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (54:28):
Yeah, yeah, it's how much seventeen hundred dollars if I
want the full seventy seven centimeters.

Speaker 3 (54:34):
I don't know if you need.

Speaker 2 (54:37):
Oh hell yeah, bro, I'm lifting a ten kilogram trophy.
I don't give If you get.

Speaker 6 (54:42):
That to get value for money, like, you've got to
have a lot of Can you drink out of it?
That's what I'm thinking it's going to be used for.

Speaker 2 (54:48):
You'll get lead poisoning, you get that all lead, I'm
pretty sure. I mean it's still worth still worth it
the fucking standards, guys, you.

Speaker 10 (54:56):
Could use it as an X ray bib when you
go to the Dennist. That would be so funny that
they've got.

Speaker 11 (55:06):
Man, They're like, sir, this is not gonna work. It's fine,
it's fine, I've done I just did this. It's lit.

Speaker 2 (55:19):
It's lit. Yeah, I mean, I'm serious.

Speaker 1 (55:23):
I mean every time I see the players holding it,
my fucking eyes are watering and I'm like, I feel
like fucking Sniegel.

Speaker 2 (55:29):
It's massive as well. Let's just be honest.

Speaker 6 (55:31):
A massive trophy is you know in cricket in England
the ashes is like a tiny urn and it's like
the ashes that's like, give me.

Speaker 2 (55:38):
A massive Stanley cup. Yeah, it's very American, but just
make it. Give me something that, if dropped on a
toddler would kill. Yeah, that's how do I know what
I want?

Speaker 6 (55:47):
Yeah, A lot of a lot of a lot of
tests happened for them to establish that, and we lost
a lot of good toddlers on the way, but we
eventually got to imagine it's about this about the end.

Speaker 2 (55:58):
They justified amazing for sure, I'll get it. I don't
give a fuck.

Speaker 6 (56:04):
My son can have crooked teeth, man, do you know
what I just remember thinking about you. At Doctor Yang's
office where I go for my dad and you some reason,
you're naked underneath it. He's like, it feels better on
my skin. I just want to do you want to
try it?

Speaker 2 (56:19):
Try? And then the dogs and goes all right, and
then he's naked. He's like, and you're and you're naked
doing the X ray behind the way right and oppress it.

Speaker 1 (56:28):
The naked gus comes out the bathroom. He's like, what
do you what do you It's it's a it's a
it's a chat. Guys there as doctor Yang. He's like, yeah, man,
but he's got have you tried here?

Speaker 3 (56:38):
Look at this?

Speaker 2 (56:39):
And they get in here. Try there. This is lead.
This will actually protect you from all lead.

Speaker 3 (56:45):
Baby, Yo, you know what I remember it?

Speaker 5 (56:46):
Also in the middle of the game Sunday, I gotta
get a Chicago p D tattoo.

Speaker 2 (56:51):
Oh yeah, did you say I.

Speaker 5 (56:54):
Said if we won the league, I was gonna and
now hopefully what I said was if we win the quadruple,
I'll do it.

Speaker 2 (56:59):
But I said if we win there like a serious trophy. Yeah,
getting a West west World. Yeah you might have said
West World.

Speaker 3 (57:09):
Yeah, we we said some I'll.

Speaker 1 (57:11):
Just get another arsenal test that I'll just do that.
Do you see Ruben dangor the guy who does like
a lot of the art for the club. He he
had like a he made like a bunch of flash
tattoo sheets of like for because like every it was crazy.
The amount of arsenal tattoo artists that came out of
the woodwork this last week was crazy. Every tattoo shop
on line is like come on in for your arsenal ink.
Some things are like straight up clip art. I'm like, dude,

(57:32):
this is not interesting. But there were some like really good.

Speaker 6 (57:35):
The in the group chat I go outed to the yes, yes,
come on, some guy I don't know friends they said it.

Speaker 2 (57:43):
It was like d ending gun, I've done it and
he's just got counting on the old wrist. Yeah, I
don't know.

Speaker 6 (57:48):
It was just funny when you think, like absolutely good.
It's just funny when it's like a probably like a
married maunt of kids and his wife's.

Speaker 2 (57:54):
So what do you like?

Speaker 6 (57:56):
This is the funny thing to jump man, you be
like a twenty year old kind of makes sense. People
just like the family, like you don't even have your
son's name on your buddy yeah.

Speaker 5 (58:07):
My girl, My girl told me not to get this tattoo.
I'm not even married. I was like, how you gonna
tell me? Little kids, I could desecrate my body. I
got to I was gonna get. I was thinking about
getting the TV listing from when we won. I was
gonna get like yeah, yeah, like like man, you man
you verse born min on USA Network and then in
the next block Chicago p D followed by Chicago p

(58:30):
D right.

Speaker 3 (58:31):
On the arm.

Speaker 2 (58:31):
It's like the TV guy, yeah, the TV guard so
and she also said it was crazy. I'm like that's why. Yeah,
you know what I might do?

Speaker 5 (58:41):
What about Gunner Source lifting that bad Yeah, Gunner Saurce
like Japanese Gunners Source by the way, shout out my
boy told yeah, remember when he when he was like, yeah.

Speaker 2 (58:52):
Source ripping the man City bottle guy in half straight
up time.

Speaker 12 (58:59):
Ray he's drinking him yeah bottle Oh he's yes, he's
drinking the drink in his discapitated body.

Speaker 2 (59:11):
He's going to a tattoo shopping like I don't know
for is like now that guy bring back the bottle guy.

Speaker 6 (59:16):
The most famous man in the whole of sports right
now is because Arsen the one is a bit banter,
and he's gonna.

Speaker 2 (59:22):
If they had actually won it, Man City, he would
be making bank, just going. He'd be at your party.
He's stagged of him, just go it comes in and
he just does a pose to the bottle and he
goes yeah.

Speaker 1 (59:36):
Meanwhile, yeah, hello, darkness, mild friend. Song of Silence is
playing in his mind as.

Speaker 4 (59:40):
He does it.

Speaker 13 (59:42):
I made seventy five pounds today. Yeah, bro, drink a bottle.
Yeah they shoved it back, gets up my bomb. But
it was that's the easy mold version. If he really
wants to go hard, he could have start like if
City had won, he could start a water company.

Speaker 2 (59:58):
He could take over, like.

Speaker 1 (01:00:00):
Selling water bottles outside the stadium. Have you gotten your
water from the bottle guy? Like you have to, like
every time he comes to Eddie had You've got to
get a bottle.

Speaker 3 (01:00:09):
Got a little bit of pe in it. But it's
so the pH balance.

Speaker 2 (01:00:12):
He did lose custody of his son. But hey, look
we're all doing how we can. Okay, Well, god, what
a fucking time the Champions League coming up?

Speaker 3 (01:00:24):
Champions League next. How do y'all feel about this?

Speaker 2 (01:00:27):
I feel great.

Speaker 1 (01:00:28):
I feel mostly because there's no expectation, not because I'm like,
we're winning that ship, but yeah, it feels it feels
like we're gone.

Speaker 2 (01:00:35):
I'm just fired up. I'm like, yeah, let's go.

Speaker 5 (01:00:38):
Let It feels good to be there, and it feels
good to not have the expectation I do. Still I
kind of fear that the celebration will we.

Speaker 2 (01:00:48):
Got too excites have to end at some Oh you know,
it's done.

Speaker 6 (01:00:54):
Mikel was like midnight sleep Yeah, he's probably like, what
are you drinking screaming about? Yeah, everyone's celebrating in the
nightclub after Sunday night.

Speaker 2 (01:01:05):
That is enough. What the fuck are you guys thinking?
Like that was the test guys. You all failed, guys,
you all fail, guys. And then now we go to
the state of this isn't even a real trophy and
he just like he just opens it up and it's
just like go home.

Speaker 3 (01:01:25):
With him.

Speaker 1 (01:01:25):
No, you know, they're dialed in and look and all
the players have said the same thing too. They're like,
obviously we're excited about this, but we know, like there'sn't
even there's another huge fucking prize that's just right there,
and we'll see Saturday. Actually, because I'd already get drunk
the players like back in the day. So it's apart
from the aston Villa players who I will say, shout
out to you, uncle and I who normally is it coward.

Speaker 2 (01:01:49):
Cowards? You had to get drunk and be pretty hammered
at the at the bus barade. The most human he's
ever seen, I know. He was shaking everyone's hand finally
shaking hands. Was he wearing's have to give him nine
pins and shake You gotta be black out to shake hands. Yeah,
that's funny. Every handshaken finally.

Speaker 5 (01:02:14):
Good yeah, good, deepening and okay, well all right, I'm
gonna gotta put you guys on the spot.

Speaker 3 (01:02:20):
Give me some give me some predictions.

Speaker 2 (01:02:22):
I'm going to one.

Speaker 6 (01:02:24):
I think it'll be two no arsenal two one arsenal.
If I'm gonna ask the one or one nil dirty
set piece, go, then just the grit grind Fest, grind
grind debate on the day, the Gay daying apprin action grinder.

Speaker 2 (01:02:42):
Yeah, what about you, Jamo.

Speaker 3 (01:02:43):
I'm saying three three full time.

Speaker 2 (01:02:46):
Oh my god, don't do it to me like.

Speaker 3 (01:02:49):
I'm saying full I'm saying three three full time. We
win in penalties.

Speaker 2 (01:02:54):
Oh my's gonna be fucked up.

Speaker 5 (01:02:57):
God damn, bro, that's what I'm thinking, because I mean, listen,
Ryan's good but yes.

Speaker 1 (01:03:02):
Geezee there, I mean Palt penalties is a good shot.

Speaker 2 (01:03:07):
Actually I wouldn't be Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:03:09):
All right, well we'll find out next week, guys.

Speaker 2 (01:03:12):
Next week we'll know CLO. This week we did finally
get closer, and.

Speaker 1 (01:03:18):
Then we will be the insufferables at that point, and
then we got into the World Cup and then it's
just fun times. It's summer break, guys, and we're starting
off with a bang. So join us next week, where
we will be one step closer to answering the question.

Speaker 2 (01:03:32):
Will Arsenal do the double?

Speaker 3 (01:03:36):
I know I will let in and out burger.

Speaker 2 (01:03:39):
And then you're gonna forgot to send us a life
You're gonna yeah voice memo the outside average dad.

Speaker 6 (01:03:47):
Okay, okay, you already get your pop thus ready, Hell
on London.

Speaker 5 (01:03:53):
I do have an idea for a shirt that you guys,
maybe you guys would want to sell this encapia with
the ass out with the words to be unmentionable, no no,
And I like that.

Speaker 1 (01:04:00):
I'm into that.

Speaker 3 (01:04:01):
I'm into that.

Speaker 6 (01:04:01):
Mourning Brook, Let's.

Speaker 3 (01:04:03):
Talk about let's talk about that's an interfity crossover.

Speaker 2 (01:04:05):
By the way, shout out to Ben White for trying
to pull down Piero. And that's for our next show.
In It, Booty al I will see you next week.
Tululu B.