Been Dorgu’d

This week the laddies contemplate the ever wobbling Arsenal while also wondering if this very show created the monster: Patrick Dorgu!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:05):
Yes, yes, sah yes, sah yes.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Match Week twenty three, Premier League. It's so good. It's
so good. And you know what, I'm sure a lot
of people want to tune in, They go, what's what's
happened to that show with the three gooners right now?
They must be fucking issing themselves. Well, no, because I
already did that yesterday. Thank you. I got your draws
on and I'm dry and I've come to my senses.
And guess what, if you want to hear some light sobbing.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
You might get it.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
You might get it, But I think you might also
get some some grounded panic from us too, and some
grounded optimists.

Speaker 1 (00:38):
Or at least that's where I think. That's where I've
netted out at. I'm like sounds a black No, I'm
out with that album. Yeah, that's it. Wow, up my words,
that was.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
A great album. Anyway, it's ain't it For Match Week
twenty three, It's time to go around and ask everybody
a couple of words to sum up how they feel
about Match Week twenty three.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
Jamel Johnson, how many words do you need? Aready told you?

Speaker 3 (01:00):
Man? I only need three sounds of black men? This
is soul Holiday. Man, I'm optimistic, dude. I ain't worried
about this ship. Oh my god, we just united.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
Good thing.

Speaker 3 (01:10):
We don't got to play them again. Good thing they
not in no other competitions. I might be worried.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
I might be worried if I had to see him
at the f A or.

Speaker 3 (01:17):
A caravall or Champions League any other time this season.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:21):
Yeah, beat the shit out of whoever you want. I
don't give a fuck after this. Yeah, I mean to
do that. Go ahead of Blackness? Do you know about
Sounds of Blackness, Chris cultural? It also works because blackness
it is like darkness.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
Yeah, but listen, I really I so wanted to say
yes to fit in and be cool.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
But we appreciate that honesty.

Speaker 4 (01:44):
Bro, you don't got a lie to I'll tell you guys.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
About Sound of Whiteness off. It's a bit of a
wind meeting addresses on the same playlist. I've actually heard
Wham before. Sounds Blackness actually from Minneapolis. Fun Fast yeah
their band, Yeah, but they're like yeah, and their producers
are also Inaplis. Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
Yeah, Jimmy Jim Terry bringing back the gospel sound.

Speaker 4 (02:10):
Yeah, So it's like upbeat gospel vibes.

Speaker 3 (02:12):
This was like the first super nineties, like like uh,
silk shirts, like to the club, Like you're tucking your
shirt and you're like your lightwashed jeans. Yes, and you're
dancing so hard okay, and you have on like sneakers.
They're like like a swede. It's like a black swede type.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
Finish yep, yep. Yeah, you're just at my house. This
was the first modern album my grandparents bought I'm with You,
so they were all they were all listening to Old
Ship and then when it sounds of Blackness nineteen ninety one,
they're like, what's this about? Because they also go to
they would go to the church, like church church music,
but the upbeat kind of a little bit of flavor.

Speaker 4 (02:50):
The issue is coming from a from a Christian country,
but predominantly white church music is.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
Which is me. We are going to fumble the lead
at the top of the.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
Wow, that's what it sounds. What church do you go to?

Speaker 3 (03:13):
Our thing is a whole different thing. As long as
you keep your head to the sky, Yeah you can win.
Okay exactly.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (03:20):
Amen, Just because you fell off the path for one
second at home in front of everybody. Amen, ain't make
the money on the line. That's all right, Okay, God
is good all the time, all the time. The baby
and there's a whole calling response. Okay, you don't get
it pretty soon. Yeah, and as you know, listen, a
lot of struggle comes with that stride exactly.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
But we're gonna be all right.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
Yeah, we'll be right. You know what I mean.

Speaker 4 (03:43):
I want to go to one of these checks.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
Yes, Look, anyway, we'll get into all of the theories
we have about the darkness that abounds Chris Martin.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
How many words do you need to describe your feeling?

Speaker 4 (03:52):
I think I need four? Okay, I bought some crystals.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
I'm not even not.

Speaker 4 (04:02):
Even for a bit. Was a bit, so let's go.
I was, I was, Okay, hang on, So here's the backster.
I've been toying with the idea of buying some crystals,
right and then.

Speaker 2 (04:15):
Crystal what the talking? We're lifting the silverware? So yes, yeah, exactly.

Speaker 4 (04:20):
You need to lift the stoneware before we can lift
the silverware.

Speaker 2 (04:23):
So you heard it.

Speaker 4 (04:24):
This one stone of happiness, manifestation, creativity, transformation, we need
that right now.

Speaker 3 (04:31):
Here's not ring and I'm so glad crystals three dollars.

Speaker 2 (04:36):
On this, but are around the corner.

Speaker 4 (04:38):
I went lost Veelas you know, there's a little lesle's
kind of witchcraft shop, thinking about it for spells on
my arm. Do you know what my I walked in
and my wife was like, what have you got on?
You can't just walk in not mentioned to your wife?
You now crystal with a crystal on it. The other
one is Caribbean calcite spiritual awakening. And then she just

(04:59):
threw in a bit of copper, a melted just it's
good luck extra. That copper is just good luck.

Speaker 2 (05:05):
You stand it.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
That's why people steal them a train tracks, that's.

Speaker 2 (05:08):
That's the methatics use that to get money out down.

Speaker 4 (05:13):
On that lock and they want to get some good luck.

Speaker 2 (05:14):
And that's drug addicts. Okay, that's why none of the
street light's work in lay anyway. So copper up the lights. Yeah,
it's wild. Have you ever seen somebody still copper up?

Speaker 4 (05:24):
I've been on many trains delayed you to the coppa
being sold.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
It's wild to catch somebody in the act ripping out
the copper from an LA street light. Because if you
walk around l a you'll probably notice like a street
light that has like this little door at the basement
busted open. Oh yeah, that's how they get in. That's
how they get When they get in, they go, we're in.
How much are you making from a street light? Copper
price wise, I don't know listeners call in, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (05:49):
Copper wiring.

Speaker 2 (05:52):
Let's see street price. Let's see scrap metal prices in
Los Angeles copper bare bright copper wire were anywhere from
four dollars and thirty to four to sixty a pounds.

Speaker 4 (06:03):
Four to sixty pounds.

Speaker 5 (06:05):
Yeah, if it's straight up copper, here's would you say
so much more than that? Man, that's not a wire,
and that's a different type of insulated wire. Two ninety
to three twenty a pounds.

Speaker 4 (06:20):
Okay, that's still so you want to pure copper, right,
I mean if you get so you need us a
little pounds of copper? Yeah, how many you get?

Speaker 2 (06:27):
How many?

Speaker 4 (06:28):
Now I ask how many pounds of copper in the street?

Speaker 2 (06:30):
Like, how many pounds of cropper on the street? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (06:33):
Is my guess?

Speaker 2 (06:34):
Well, this is actually a lot of preamble to avoid
talking about the results. So you want me to get
to my part. Some words to describe how I'm feeling.
In the words of ray J after Speedy snapped his
unbreakable sunglasses in half, I don't care, so three words.
I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. Du

(06:57):
We're fine, We're fine, We're fine.

Speaker 1 (07:00):
So let's get to it right obviously the big news.

Speaker 2 (07:02):
Half of our text messages were like, man, I don't
want to talk about this ship. Man, I'm screaming at
random people in the street wearing United kids again, just
get give you on your end this time? Will you
with the child? Or I was by myself. He just
solo dolo, going to buy my kid yogurt. But I
had to let one off because you know why. This
one guy, he was wearing a retro United kid and

(07:24):
he looks so fucking oh. He had the step. He
was like, you know, because I do this too. If
we put the smash on arrival. I'm like, yeah, let
me change my outfit because I'm going out on the street.
And I knew this guy looked like no, he wasn't
wearing it all day.

Speaker 1 (07:39):
He changed the feel it and feel it.

Speaker 2 (07:41):
And maybe I'm wrong because I'm not well mentally, but
it felt real to me and I was just to you, sir.
It still stands. Fuck you.

Speaker 1 (07:49):
Okay, so arsenal too, man. We got to the result, Yeah, yeah,
we got to the result.

Speaker 2 (07:57):
Finally, have we not.

Speaker 1 (07:58):
Mentioned the fact that you are partly culpable for the result?

Speaker 2 (08:02):
Okay, well just on the record, we should go on
the record.

Speaker 1 (08:05):
Okay, is this episode seven.

Speaker 2 (08:09):
Seven?

Speaker 4 (08:10):
Can somebody who knows how to do this? Can we
just can we just clip up a one minute? Oh
character of Patrick side by Miles Gray? Well, he just
went I've never seen anyone look more like an door Good.
Week by week it's door.

Speaker 2 (08:27):
Good ass motherfucker.

Speaker 1 (08:29):
Just each week he's like coming, fee was getting down.

Speaker 2 (08:33):
They play City and I'm like they got door Gude,
acting like we weren't about to get door goood too
preclude After the City result, I said this, I'm worried
about our match now because that's true, because this is
a good sequence of fixtures for them, because with City
that's a Darby and you can start showing them tape
and be like, remember who the fuck y'all are? And

(08:53):
I know Michael Carrick if he's a good managers like,
I don't know if you guys know this. We used
to come in here and beat the ship out of
them that they were fucking scared every time there was
a four gone conclusion up until about twenty twenty twenty
one that this was a four gone conclusion came in here.

Speaker 1 (09:08):
So now let's go see that shit happened and.

Speaker 2 (09:10):
They had a whole week. Look, okay, let's go through it.
Three to two, first Goallessandro Martinez own goal. Although I
would have give that one to Jerry, you know what
I mean?

Speaker 1 (09:18):
Yes, why was he standing?

Speaker 4 (09:21):
There is a fantastically adventurous bit of play from from
my right back. Yeah, right back in the time of
the game. Great, I was like, and then were you
guys like me? I was like, I couldn't have been
more relaxed. I was like, thirty minutes we played, I
thought we looked so good, controlled and comfortable and was controlled. Yeah,
And I was like, Okay, we got our Jammi goal.

Speaker 1 (09:40):
Five.

Speaker 4 (09:40):
We always we we scored the first goal, we always win.

Speaker 1 (09:42):
Yeah, now that is true.

Speaker 3 (09:44):
But the truth for me, I kind of was like,
they're on our ship, man, Like it felt like they
had our plays, like they knew where we wanted to
pro They had and played with the NFL. Yeah, I'm
thinking that way to American they got our plays. They
were banging on trash cans and ship they had our ship. Yeah,
press was just working. I was like, why is it working?
I'm glad we're winning, but why the fuck are they steal.

Speaker 1 (10:05):
Well, so after that goal we started looking dumb.

Speaker 4 (10:09):
There was a few miscute passes, went full Jason last week,
shit the beds, dud Jason Hell Jason in two thousand
and Sea episode.

Speaker 2 (10:20):
If you're a real fan, you'll know the entire Lord Jason.
You'll know about Club Purple, you know about Jason, you
know what I mean. You'll know about Ury Telman is
being in B two K. There's all kinds of things
that people don't know about the show anyway.

Speaker 1 (10:32):
So then we saw it.

Speaker 2 (10:33):
We looked fucking shook right after the goal and we
were letting them back in and we were all like, guys,
we're about to fucking just let them score again, and
cut to Martin Zubamendi with I mean, I don't I
don't want to it to our based on our standards,
hospital pass he could have he did not have to

(10:53):
play the ball back. He could have opened up and
had the whole pitch in front of him with very
little pressure that you play another ball, but again basically
wraps it up for brianon boom o and he said,
I'm having it.

Speaker 1 (11:05):
Yeah, one one easy, Yeah. After eight minutes, then then
halftime comes.

Speaker 4 (11:10):
Half time comes around and we were all like, he's
gonna test is gonna shoot traps?

Speaker 2 (11:14):
Good?

Speaker 1 (11:15):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 4 (11:16):
The second half its little do we know that Carrick
played dorgo some clips from the show.

Speaker 1 (11:21):
Yeah, played, He showed an episode three and four. It
he sped it up real quick.

Speaker 2 (11:29):
He got he condensed all those episodes into fifteen minutes
during the half and he's like, just listen to this
right now, listen to the ship.

Speaker 1 (11:34):
Okay, what's the goal though? Yeah, killer is this is
the thing.

Speaker 4 (11:38):
We have to step outside of your my biases for
saying barring in from it looked like it was almost
not going to go.

Speaker 2 (11:45):
It was violent.

Speaker 1 (11:46):
When it hit the top of the post and it
does the hits the fucking inside of.

Speaker 4 (11:50):
The goal like that, I'm like, oh, that's just due
personal yeah, because you just you they smashed that in
and I'm there texting you guys, go, that's a handball.

Speaker 2 (11:59):
Isn't it.

Speaker 4 (12:00):
Yeah, just the saddest attempt like stabilize that is it
gonna be a hamble, right, hamble for that?

Speaker 2 (12:08):
No, even though he was protest, part of me was
also like, Martin, just get on with it, bro, don't
it just fucking played to the whistle there, although he
was already past them so it wasn't gonna do him
much good.

Speaker 1 (12:17):
But again, oh god, what a fucking nightmare.

Speaker 6 (12:22):
So we're down to one. Then we go, we come
on with the fuce ups and one guy. Yeah, blue
to load pretty quick, and I think our XG went
down after that. Right, he's been done that a few
times out to see it. He'll just so, which is
so unlike what he used to do, where he's like
that felt full. I feel four is too many.

Speaker 1 (12:39):
That felt like desperation. Yeah, that felt well, I mean,
but it also makes sense.

Speaker 2 (12:42):
It's like, well, we're down, so fuck it, we're not
gonna lose harder and something else to think of something. Yeah,
I just was like, all right, you know the ouder
guard coming off. I was like, Okay, I guess we're
really we're sending messages right now for all the subpar performances.
But then Michel Marino gets us back in in the
eighty fourth minute, and I was like, all right, fine,

(13:02):
they fuck it, We'll get out here with a point.

Speaker 1 (13:04):
Shit, I'm thinking we might steal that bit because it
was like eighty three.

Speaker 2 (13:08):
What was it like? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (13:10):
Yeah yeah.

Speaker 1 (13:11):
At home, the players believe that a little bit too much.

Speaker 2 (13:13):
Yeah. In the next phase is yeah boom. Mattias Kunia
from outside the box. Apparently like an inordinate amount of
the goals scored against us have come from outside the box,
but he.

Speaker 1 (13:24):
Went cowabunga on us for the celebration.

Speaker 4 (13:27):
Yeah, what did he say?

Speaker 1 (13:28):
He said like he said always me or something something.
He said the F word or something, and then I
don't why am I saying that?

Speaker 2 (13:33):
Work? He said fucking something right, and then people and
then he's like in trouble now or some shit he
got in trouble the league or something.

Speaker 4 (13:39):
Goods Yeah me any good man?

Speaker 2 (13:42):
That's the fuck aham, there's kids here, man, What the fuck? Dude?
H he ret it go off. Mattias Kuniy risks ban
after outburst during Man United celebration against Arsenal. I don't
even said an expletive into the camera, which four Sky
commentator Peter drewid to make an apology live on it.

Speaker 1 (14:00):
Man, that's okay, cool, you can.

Speaker 2 (14:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (14:03):
What was funny, by the way, just that journey on
the set on our equal on Arsenal's equalizing and then
the menu's winner is a I had to.

Speaker 2 (14:10):
I wasn't.

Speaker 4 (14:10):
I was in that weird parental thing of like I've
got to I can't just my wife. It was just
like I've got to leave the house with my son
and my wife. Ten minutes ago, I was like, you're driving.
I'm watching this on my phone in the car. Texted you, guys. Oh,
I got in the car.

Speaker 2 (14:26):
Actually yeah, I said.

Speaker 4 (14:30):
I said, you're welcome. And then a minute later, Cune,
you scored and one of you should get out of
the car.

Speaker 2 (14:36):
This was what happened, you said, lads, I started watching
the car just before that, So you're welcome, I said,
cough yourself to the wheel. Minutes later, Holy fuck, get
out of the car. Get out. You lost the keys
to the car. It's like one hundred and twenty seven
hours to break your fucking arm out that thing.

Speaker 1 (14:54):
Get the fuck out, lead out.

Speaker 2 (14:57):
God damn. I even got for a second. I was
also I felt maybe the spirit of Jesus Christ, our
Savior would shine down upon us because we went full
Christian out there, and then they put them all Yeah, exactly,
shock on the left, stock on the left, knowingy on
the right, jury in that left back. Uh fucking essay.
In the midfield it was Jesus boys was.

Speaker 4 (15:19):
In was in there and maybe too many Yeah, yeah,
that's right.

Speaker 2 (15:24):
The photo of as I said it in the I
sent it in the chat of him with his hands
on his face after that goal, going yeah, I'm like, bro,
this is you're giving them the Thomas Frank with the
Tottenham Cup, ammo? Right now? I don't need that because
the amount of times I've seen versions of this image unbelievable.

Speaker 4 (15:42):
You can said it a lot.

Speaker 2 (15:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (15:44):
I had a friend who's a Liverpool fan who texted
me on Sunday and the first thing he said was,
don't worry, it's not about the football. I was like,
that's a that's true friend, right.

Speaker 1 (15:53):
I saw you.

Speaker 4 (15:54):
We see the notification. I don't see what it says,
and I was like I couldn't open it for an
hour because I was because it came like twenty minutes
off to the game, was like, I want to read this,
but that was that's true friendship because he knew I was.

Speaker 1 (16:05):
I was too to deal with it.

Speaker 4 (16:08):
Yeah, what do you think, Like you said Tottingham, it
felt very Totingham like you're trying to you want to
be glass off four?

Speaker 2 (16:14):
Do you like?

Speaker 1 (16:16):
It felt like we just yeah, there was holes, panics.

Speaker 4 (16:19):
It was so yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it was like
we thought we're going to win this and yeah, he's I.

Speaker 2 (16:24):
Mean all credit to United because they came to play
and we simply did not. And they scored some great goals.
I mean, the Cunia goals, fucking class and after.

Speaker 1 (16:33):
We make our four changes, you know what I'm saying,
we wasn't ready for him to No, No, there.

Speaker 2 (16:37):
Was, and I think it And the hard thing about
it is it felt like classic Arsenal and the early
era of our transition to Banter Club into whatever this
Arteta thing was happening, where it's like we had these
runs and then we just shoot ourselves in the foot. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (16:52):
It's been a while since I've wanted to turn off
an Arsenal match. Yeah, like that feeling it felt Yeah,
what didn't feel good? It didn't feel good? Am I
panicky a little?

Speaker 2 (17:02):
But I think there's more to suggest that we will
figure it out than this being the bottle job fantasy
of many other people on the internet.

Speaker 4 (17:11):
I also think that the other team, like so let's
see man City have Tottenham away and then who they
for some reason never do well at. Yeah, you know,
Totenham are terrible and they've got Liverpool away.

Speaker 2 (17:21):
They win both of the gas Liverpool, Tartanham, Fulham and Newcastle.

Speaker 4 (17:25):
I think, yeah, the next Fulham, That'll be my sort
of pause for thought is I think other teams will
will choke a little bit. But just to give man
you some credit, I did see I think John McKenzie
and maybe a bit of is it Adam Cleary.

Speaker 1 (17:39):
They were like their press was very very good.

Speaker 4 (17:41):
Yeah, and then there was like Lessandra Martinez like I
think they're like thirteen killer like incisive passes, like he
showed like very like risky but like executed well passed it.

Speaker 2 (17:53):
He's an easy guy to give grief to because he's
he's so little, but he played aggressively.

Speaker 4 (17:59):
When then they said like oh to God, like being
risk of us and everything's so narrative, is like Arsenal,
don't take enough risk and all that, but I just
don't know how to sue that is because they won
it up off to that minutes and if they just know.

Speaker 2 (18:08):
I mean, I think their risk on the piece in
that like fine. Even from my lazy analysis as somebody
who has been watching a lot of football, played a
little bit, not enough to say that that would really
inform like my knowledge about the sport. But I also
play so much motherfucking FIFA and PEZ don't get it
fucked up, you know, like.

Speaker 1 (18:26):
When there is an there's a there's a window to pass.

Speaker 2 (18:29):
A ball and you do have to make that decision
like well if I if I don't thread this properly,
then I'm just giving the ball. So maybe I don't.
And I think that sort of impulse has been drilled
out of this team completely. Like where there's a lot
of times you can see there's there's an opportunity for
more vertical passing to happen, it just ends up being like,

(18:51):
let's control.

Speaker 3 (18:52):
The game, And that's what leads to every time we
give up a dumb ass no, there's a guy being
caught in between because when fucking super Mini fuck that
ball up, Rice is calling for it. Yeah, down in
the channel, He's like, I'm running full speed, give me that. Yeah,
and he decides to play and safe right back. Dad
was tell me, shit, did Gabrielle did the same shit.
Gabrielle does the same shit every ten weeks. Yeah, he

(19:13):
sucks up one of those every table week. Yeah he
did a couple of realty bad buss.

Speaker 4 (19:17):
The other thing is, I think, as we're stat like,
none of our front three have scored a league goal
in ages.

Speaker 2 (19:23):
It just started. Okay, So while I say, well, there's
plenty of sugg just that we could be optimistic. Here
are the stats that will shake you to your court.
Right this, just just from this match. Arsenal have made
an error leading to an opposition goal in two of
their last four Premier League matches, which is already more
than in their first nineteen games of the league campaign. Okay,

(19:43):
Manu Nana had went away to the top side of
the Premier League for the first time since March twenty
twenty one, and this was, like I think, the first
time they'd come back in one since like twenty twenty one.
Against US, Arsenal conceded three plus goals in the match
for the first time since December of twenty twenty three,
ending a run of one hundred anyone matches across all
competitions without conceding more than twice, our first obviously league

(20:05):
defeat at the Emirates since May. And then also those
three goals that we let in that represents thirty eight
percent of our league goals conceded at them. So like,
we're pretty we've done. Yeah, well that's what I mean.
We're really good and we fucked up that, and I
think that's really all there is. Luckily we're still four

(20:25):
points clear. And while like to your point, right, if
you look at the fixtures these other teams are playing,
City have Spurs away, Liverpool away, Fulham Saint Harry please
deliver us and then Newcastle at home and then Leads away,
Villa have Brentford, then Bournemouth away, Brighton at home, Leads
at home.

Speaker 4 (20:43):
Wolves away.

Speaker 2 (20:44):
All right, they go pretty nice fixtures, but they've got some,
but we've also have some forgiving fixtures.

Speaker 1 (20:51):
Leads leads away is tough, leads.

Speaker 4 (20:53):
Away is tough, but that have I also haven't won
in three league games.

Speaker 2 (20:57):
I have to win. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, But I'm
saying if this is if you're gonna say, like Hey,
I'm going to get back on your feet. Okay, obviously
not saying anything is easy, but it's Leads Sunderland, who
we've seen is now not as not as you know.

Speaker 4 (21:11):
There's someone that home is a different prospects.

Speaker 2 (21:14):
Away yeah yeah, then Brentford and then the dark Away
Friends which a way as well.

Speaker 4 (21:21):
Is that a home game for Zaka but coming back?
Yeah right, just the fuck us. Yeah, we'll know a
lot more in in about four games time. But then
he needs to he needs to get some stones in there. Yeah,
he needs to get Caribbean.

Speaker 2 (21:37):
Get that. I didn't mind awareness.

Speaker 4 (21:40):
Healing, spiritual awakening, some ship up. Yeah, let me have
a let my stone. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (21:50):
Something off.

Speaker 3 (21:52):
Yeah, I need that on somebody. Some of us gonna
rub off for me. I just might be time to
shake up the lineup in the league.

Speaker 2 (21:58):
Man. I feel like the least re actionary take is
sort of like Arteta has to loosen the reins and
let's just let these guys play a little bit. Like
everyone feels like we are too rigid and how we play,
and then other people are like I told you he
was a fucking frog. Guys.

Speaker 4 (22:15):
Yeah, let's let's try and keep I feel like Marino
up top as a behind was when we played the best, right,
because it's a mobile striker with presents, like Jesus is mobile,
but isn't not as big? Not a presence. Yeah, Victor is?
I mean, you know, I've I can't even. I can't

(22:36):
just I was texting you.

Speaker 2 (22:37):
He did good. I'm like I want him to be.
I just can't tell if he's actually the worst. One
moment was he trying to stab the ball when he
was off side? Yeah, the foul was given and he
gets it backwards.

Speaker 4 (22:50):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (22:51):
All right, it doesn't matter because nothing would happen anyway.

Speaker 2 (22:53):
The other thing is too This is some of like
watching opposition supporters and people who are like pundits talk
about this team is so funny because these motherfuckers spent
the last let's say three and a half years praying
on a daily basis that we don't get even close
to winning the title, and now that we are on top,

(23:14):
I've seen the ebb and flow of the arsenal hate
where they're like, man, what the fuck is called? Like
they get so angry with the teams that lose to
us and be like it's fucking set PIECEFC. But I
feel like the reaction that we're getting about Arsenal, like
all the doom and gloom is coming out of the
confirmation bias from a lot of people who have a
very vested interest to see this team grumble, which I
totally get. And then a lot of our own supporters

(23:36):
they're foaming at the mouth too because they don't know
which way to look at them.

Speaker 3 (23:38):
Bro, the our own supporters, Hey, listen, I know that
we just started an Arsenal podcast.

Speaker 2 (23:45):
FTV might need to think about shutting it down down.
They not help it.

Speaker 1 (23:48):
They're fucking gross.

Speaker 2 (23:49):
But I don't fuck with AFTV because they're one of
the big reasons that a lot of chaos was going
down the latter part of the Venger era. Not to
say that that like it was all defensible, but look,
Robbie bro all right, anything, it's just Jean smoke with
another podcast. Don't think it's about there, Bro.

Speaker 1 (24:10):
Well, you know you know I got a problem does
well online?

Speaker 2 (24:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (24:15):
We bring out Crystals, Yeah, bring League under on Rugby Crystal.

Speaker 2 (24:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (24:19):
I just think it's everything that we do is an overreaction.
We'd be uh inter and everybody's like oh yeah, yeah, yeah, sure,
now it's time for Manchester United. It's like, dude, when
talking about Italy, bro yeah, barely even playing, you know
what I mean? The Americans they got out there, they
ain't playing, no both, yeah, just pretend both.

Speaker 4 (24:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (24:39):
Well, and also to the Champions League, where famously teams
are not defending in a just morbid low block like
they are in the League where everybody knows, because this
is the other thing about the low block, right, this
is coming out of time where simultaneously we're witnessing the
decline of guardio lissimo and positional play, where a lot

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of other teams are understanding this is how you're going
to frustrate teams that play like this, and it's clearly happening,
like man City is in a similar thing. They're suddenly
like what the fuck was going on a little bit,
and it's no different because Arteta is a disciple of
that school of thing, although he has his own style
that we're also having this period of stagnation that we

(25:22):
haven't quite addressed because of this very very rigid way
that to a point was working. But I just feel
now like it really I think my perfect version is,
like you got to get a little bit of our
sen in there where it's like, let the fucking boys.

Speaker 1 (25:37):
Vibe out a little bit, make sure they were disciplined.
Cross his hand.

Speaker 4 (25:41):
Oh yeah, I mean, but even Madua Kiana.

Speaker 1 (25:44):
One thing I read that I thought was very reasonable.

Speaker 4 (25:46):
Actually my sense was like, I also haven't won the league,
so they're naturally going to get nervous. Yeah, but when
the team when you do get every team gets nervous
at this point, like when they think they might win it.

Speaker 1 (25:56):
But you just need someone who's just like gonna come clutch.
So yeah, Saka, but he's not.

Speaker 4 (26:01):
He's not scored for rages, So that's why you need
someone like That's why I think the argument is like
get Ezon, just get someone like that who can come
up with a clutch goals and none of us, none
of us strikers of that person.

Speaker 2 (26:11):
So yeah, or maybe take the pressure off, because I
feel that every game that passes like you're going to score, right,
you're going to score today, And I think with every
game that passes it might get worse. But I think
the other thing is too we have the players that
can do the job, and it's now just like what needs.

Speaker 1 (26:27):
To be said, do we need to have a come
to Gabrielle Jesus moment? They need to go to Dubai. Wow, yeah,
we missing the Dubai run forge.

Speaker 4 (26:36):
Just go to Dubai. Everything's better.

Speaker 2 (26:39):
But see we're firing on We're still on all We're
firing on all fronts. Right, the kids to play Cai
Rat this week, go to Dubai. Maybe there's gonna be
a Dubai is too far to go for a few days.

Speaker 4 (26:50):
Like, if you're playing on the week, where's a closer
place that the lads can fly to? Sevens got to go,
like you just go to go Brighton.

Speaker 1 (27:00):
Yeah, all right, just one hour.

Speaker 4 (27:02):
Train rides, but why not some of the beach guys
is needles band aids. But you know, at least there's
the sea.

Speaker 1 (27:10):
Yeah, and fat Boy slim a fat Boy Slimim is
fucking in heaven.

Speaker 2 (27:14):
Yeah. The other thing is I just I personally, I
think because like to your point, because of the time,
that's depending on how long you've been supporting club, you
may be losing your.

Speaker 1 (27:24):
Grip on reality from the lack of silverware.

Speaker 2 (27:26):
So a fuck up like this is going to make
things feel more catastrophic because we are. Honestly, we're so
desperate to win the league because it's been so long
and we've we've been faithfully backing this team, and it
feels like it's the right time. But yeah, we do
need we need to we need to hear.

Speaker 1 (27:43):
And I'm wondering where Kai Havertz factors into all of this.

Speaker 4 (27:49):
Yeah, we're like a horny school boy. He's going to
lose its virgency. Uh, but the best way to to
to lose your agency is not to go out that desperately.
Oh for sure, you already happens. So maybe or you
you just or you sort yourself out on a smaller way.

(28:09):
So maybe that way is when the when the caramel cup,
that's the silverware equivalent of a hand job.

Speaker 2 (28:17):
And then imagine our guys, like, guys, I wanted to
get in here, lift this trophy. Guys, I want you
to feel what it's going to feel like.

Speaker 4 (28:25):
Guys, your trophy in one hands, yeah, hold your penis
and the other guys, which one is here?

Speaker 2 (28:30):
Guys?

Speaker 1 (28:31):
Check out these balls, cradle my balls.

Speaker 2 (28:34):
Guys.

Speaker 1 (28:35):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 3 (28:35):
I did not jerk off during this game, by the way,
so I'm sorry, Okay. Usually usually going off I usually
you have time.

Speaker 2 (28:42):
Why all this fucking time talking about x G and
ships when really you wasn't jerking off crystals. I should
have brought you some guys. I'm sorry, no, wonder you
didn't answer.

Speaker 1 (28:55):
I'm like, hey, Jamal, where you catching the match?

Speaker 2 (28:58):
Yeah? You know what I mean? He was and it
was lucky.

Speaker 4 (29:00):
He wasn't lucky Bouldins.

Speaker 1 (29:02):
Oh yeah, oh that's why.

Speaker 2 (29:04):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that makes sense. That makes sense.

Speaker 1 (29:06):
I mean yeah, I think the narratives they can be
whatever you want them to be.

Speaker 2 (29:10):
Right now. If you want to ship the bed, go ahead,
ship the bed. But the factor mains were four points clear.
I haven't lost faith. It just sucks because again, even
when we were like, we could have gone fucking eleven
points clear. It's all. It's all because of these kinds
of moments where there's wobble. But look around, a lot
of the other teams are wobbled, like they had their
wobble moment while we were bare, because if we're going

(29:31):
to be real, we were barely eking out those results.
So this moment was going to come when It's like,
m guys, the Owen goal thing was fun to talk
about our greatest fucking goal scorer this season.

Speaker 4 (29:43):
But that was all cool, That's all cooled. I think
you need someone to school some goal. They need to
whoever it is, has to step up and score.

Speaker 2 (29:50):
You somebody. I think somebody Arsenal Jersey's gonna have to score.

Speaker 4 (29:56):
And they attacking the school some girls.

Speaker 1 (29:58):
If the attack is school goals, guys, you've had it
hit you. It's gonna take a tweak in the formation
or the lineup that ate that.

Speaker 2 (30:07):
Or look, Michael, if you have to knife one of
these kids in front of the whole squad to make
an example and say look what you did to Marley Salmon,
Look what you did to him. Were sloppy, y'all were
That's why I had the ching man down as they
would say.

Speaker 3 (30:26):
Where where are we in terms of Manchester United? Are
we saying they're back? I I think that the most
carek will be that I had.

Speaker 4 (30:34):
I think Clive and Austin vision is very good at
Manass Like at the beginning of the season they get
top four and people laugh to him. It's like they
have got a lot of good and they are now
just playing the correct way for that that pleasure and
they've got I think Carrick will be a permanent man.

Speaker 1 (30:47):
Of course we should have known permanent.

Speaker 4 (30:49):
I think he will saying.

Speaker 1 (30:51):
They need someone more famous one of their It doesn't matter.

Speaker 2 (30:55):
But I'm wrong exactly. But then is the well the honeymoon,
and I think that that's what if people think the
other shoes got.

Speaker 4 (31:01):
Great stop like never losing a game over there, even
though there was split up periods. It's like he's from
his last twice. I think DBS three too twice. I
think it's something to stop like that. Once he showed
up in that damn peak cove man. Remember when Ammeron
used to address like a child, Remember when he used
to come in the sweatsuit like he was on the team.
Just evidence that Ammaran was.

Speaker 1 (31:23):
Double agents, you know.

Speaker 2 (31:25):
But no, I think that.

Speaker 4 (31:26):
I think they'll get top four, to be honest, I think.

Speaker 2 (31:28):
The position for it. They are fourth, right, they're playing
like all the players you see that are on that
team sheet are on that team. You know what I mean.
You're like, oh, y'all got him Boom and Couna okay,
and Bruno Fernandez Okay, that might work out and yeah
they manew back by the way man back. My boy
Cobby is Kobe or Cobby. Cobby, I think, isn't it
two bees?

Speaker 1 (31:50):
Please and tell Patrick to eat ship?

Speaker 2 (31:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (31:53):
Man, god, motherfucker, looking like you got with them fake
as dreadlocked with.

Speaker 2 (31:58):
Evaccivated because you can't go back. It don't matter what.
Somehow they're like, well Patrick Dorg who comes and burns
the Emirates down? Somehow, I'm like, what do you do
before we move on? Where do you net out? You're fine?

Speaker 4 (32:14):
I'm trying to be. I mean, I'm just trying to
be English some crystals. Maybe I'm not fine, am I.

Speaker 2 (32:24):
You?

Speaker 4 (32:26):
I've been rubbing this copper change. I'm not fine. I'm
in that weird emotional so I'm trying to like not
get like two. I was so annoyed all Sunday, and
I was like, I was annoyed at myself for being
so annoyed and something I can't control. That's why I've
bought the mental health. But I think, I think, let's

(32:49):
see what happens the next game. They've got a big leads,
and then if they eat leads and they can steady
it and and it just depends what's he going to
do with the attack is my big question. I know
we sletting three goals. I'm not really worried about defense
to see attack. So let's see what happens against Leeds.
And then, yeah, I think what you said is right.
If he can just it's almost like I feel like
it's like a Batman scene or something. It's like be

(33:11):
the far, don't fear the fear exactly that kind of shit.
He needs a new metaphor, he needs some kind to
tell him about the time I found a r mind.

Speaker 2 (33:24):
And then suddenly like, yeah victory Yakra is like oh wow, okay,
it's like but I thought i'd been burn with fun.

Speaker 4 (33:32):
No, no, we're not bad.

Speaker 1 (33:34):
You're not even bane bro with the Bats.

Speaker 4 (33:37):
But yeah, so I I think he rarely does badly
for over three games our tests in his history, so
I back him to be Leeds.

Speaker 1 (33:44):
He always finds a solution. And this time we're having
our crisis.

Speaker 2 (33:48):
What four points clip, So yeah exactly, let's rather than
like the thing that is scary though, is playing City
down the road. Shit gets tighter, bigger gap was that
twenty two twenty three when we're five points clear or whatever,
And then but that match against City was like the
death scent. That was like and we never recovered and
they need to get another cushion again. So I back

(34:11):
to fix it. Always does.

Speaker 4 (34:12):
He goes such a big squad, best squads. Every player
is almost fit. From City, you have more injuries, and
they're the only team. I think I can win it. Yeah,
although it will be really funny when Villain.

Speaker 2 (34:25):
We'll just have to.

Speaker 4 (34:28):
Swimming in crystals my whole house.

Speaker 3 (34:32):
I feel like the problem is the vibe in the stadium.
I feel like the energy is when anytime a mistake happens,
the energy is off. There's no like unreasonable belief anymore
we have.

Speaker 2 (34:44):
We have a problem being on top and keeping the
belief up. When we're on top, it's like when we're ascendant,
it's everybody's like, yeah, bro, try and stop. We don't
give a fuck score on us. We'll come right back now.
It's like the score on us, No, ritz turns into
a graveyard and the energy sucked out and then they're
booing at the end.

Speaker 1 (35:02):
There were people fucking whistling and ship at the end.

Speaker 2 (35:04):
I was like four points clear getting booed. There's craving
some fucking perspective on your jerseys, guys. I have an
arsenal tattoo older than half the all motherfucker supports. Anyway,
let's laugh at Liverpool. Yeah, honestly, I don't even have
that energy. Man, come on, man, you can leave, man,

(35:25):
I read it. Love to spur you. That's no, No,
that's cool. I mean Born, that was another wild match.
Give me a top of ice cream in the Spurs match. Yeah,
that's how I get over my break exactly. Show me
the Darby the Uni won where Terrera scored. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

(35:46):
that one, that one. I want that one again. But yeah,
Born with three, Liverpool two, Evan Nilsen, Jimenez go two
nil up Van Dijke with a great header.

Speaker 1 (35:57):
They go up to one, so sly with the.

Speaker 2 (36:01):
Free It was a free kick freak, oh yeah, made
off by Salah right, there's no yeah, it's around the corner,
right yeah, just right around uh.

Speaker 1 (36:08):
And that's the that's the eightieth minute. Okay, here we go.

Speaker 2 (36:12):
But then the ninety fifth minute, I mean Adlee goddamn
absolute dagger throw off a.

Speaker 4 (36:20):
Long throw of an actual long throw that was a
decent length long throw versus a deck on right medium
length throw that was.

Speaker 2 (36:27):
Like one of the railings where you know, like red
right It's like those goals are so stressful. When the
ball is literally within half a foot of the goal
line for like more than five seconds, people are like
what the fuck? Like when when Enzos scored against City, Yeah, yeah,
it's like a change in the gravity.

Speaker 1 (36:43):
Yeah, yeah, change.

Speaker 2 (36:45):
I'm like, what they're gonna get it? Do? They got it? In? Fuck?

Speaker 4 (36:48):
And then the weirdest finished, Like you're like it's like
he sort of somehow clipped it up yeah, to the side,
like felt very accidental, but yeah, those goals are looking sane.
You're like, how are you all professionals? And like not
a single person just smash the boat out?

Speaker 2 (37:01):
Yeah Liverpool, I mean, look, they were eleven games, but
they had a really long unbeaten run going into this,
but they they drawn for Yeah, they're not just saying
they were winning, but they were unbeaten for that moment.
I think that was papering over the cracks, as they say,
to use a terrible football cliche. But now it feels
like a lot of supporters are, at least the ones

(37:22):
I know, are kind of like asking questions about Slot
what happens? I see him in his interviews too, They're like,
what do you what do you say to the supporters,
He's like, well, you know, I won the league with
the same squad that Jurgen Club had, so I think
I'm okay because I won the league for a team
that's only won twice in the last twenty years. And
I'm like, dude, that's what are you gonna be like?

(37:43):
That's like telling somebody who like They're like, you ain't
never dated a duel with a job, so how the
fuck are you gonna tell me I'm mistreating you? What
the fuck would you know about that? Be like, for
a team that's only won twice, they better fucking like me.
It's like, bro, you let's be real. You may have
won the league last year, but what is happening this
year with those same players. I think a lot of
players are aging or whatever. But now apparently the first

(38:04):
official reach out and touch somebody's to Jabbie Alonzo, Have
you gone?

Speaker 1 (38:09):
I had to know that was coming, Yeah, I mean
that felt like that was that was.

Speaker 2 (38:12):
The move really they wanted.

Speaker 1 (38:13):
Had he not wanted to go to Real.

Speaker 2 (38:14):
Madrid and have his absolute dick kicked in by those players?

Speaker 4 (38:17):
I know it doesn't sound. Yeah, I mean there have
been those rumors about the I mean, who knows, but
it does feel weird for there to be just fake
rumors about the dressing room not going on and not
liking him. Yeah, it feels like if I'm again completely
no knowledge of it. Like last season, everyone's trying to
be like the players just did it themselves. And then
mos Salah had the most insane hot streak of all time. Yeah,

(38:39):
and then it's a bit like Chelsea. They always used
to like change manager but somehow would still be great
because like you know, in the hazard and they've got
van Dijk right, who's I'm sure does a lot of
the leadership, and they almost like we coach ourselves, we
don't need you. But it does feel like at this
point it's like he's I would be very surprised to
see you next season.

Speaker 1 (38:59):
I didn't realize they have a defender named Wellity Lucky.

Speaker 4 (39:03):
Yeah he got an injury, isn't they Yeah, Wellity.

Speaker 1 (39:05):
Wellity Wellerty one of my favorite.

Speaker 4 (39:08):
I will say this though, and reverse door goo fashion.
I did say last week when they drew one all
with like an next year throw, I was like, they're
looking good.

Speaker 2 (39:15):
I said, I'm in Liverpool. I'm pretty happy and I
said they're probably going to be Man City and then
they lose the Bournemouth.

Speaker 4 (39:21):
But yeah, amongst all of this, I feel Bournemouth are
a good team at home. Yeah, more than three two.
They always they they hadn't lost there for a long time.
TI last night, but they've got no cemnu on that.
But they are good. Yeah, no, they have a high press.
But yeah, so I'm hoping that Liverpool's still come good
against City.

Speaker 3 (39:39):
Yeah, Kevin Nielson scored in like the last five games.
I might just be making that up, but it feels
like he's on a hat.

Speaker 2 (39:45):
Yeah against us.

Speaker 4 (39:46):
He's someone that like could score twenty eight goals in
a season. I still think he's not good for absolutely
no reason. He's always used to be diving for a
penalty or like, what does it like him on the bar?

Speaker 1 (39:57):
You're never like, oh, well he's got Henchman for you,
that's what it is. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know, kind
of scrunching it up.

Speaker 2 (40:03):
Yeah yeah, yeah, but.

Speaker 4 (40:05):
Yeah, no, I think you're right. Liverpool fans upset Booma
fans must be is doing a pretty good Joe Burrenmann,
he's lost all of his defenders and then he's his
attacker and.

Speaker 2 (40:14):
Still doing it.

Speaker 4 (40:14):
He's just doing it.

Speaker 1 (40:15):
He's like driving a car or piece. You're just holding
a wheel, still making.

Speaker 2 (40:22):
Somehow just he's just running on top of one wheel
as it goes down the street. And then what happened
in your car? Man? He's like, it's right here. What
do you mean? He's like, you're running on top of Yeah?

Speaker 1 (40:30):
All right man, well that's crystal palace.

Speaker 2 (40:32):
But it does still work. Yeah, yeah, yea, yeah, yeah, no,
that one is truly they're breaking apart and upon re entry.
Let's take a quick break. When we come back, we'll
talk about Tutenham because you know, baby, if I'm crying,
I gotta be laughing at somebody's expense.

Speaker 1 (40:49):
And we know who's expense we're laughing at, baby, So yes,
stick around.

Speaker 2 (40:53):
Objective objectionable, objective objectionable analysis on the horizon, right back,
and we're back, looking down towards the bottom half.

Speaker 1 (41:14):
Of the table.

Speaker 2 (41:17):
Guys, I'm so sorry. I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (41:19):
I'm transparently a weak person.

Speaker 4 (41:24):
You're a bully taking on somebody else.

Speaker 2 (41:28):
My team is peeping their pants in front of everyone,
even though it's okay, but I'm still going to use
this opportunity to smite my enemies. Yeah, because that's that's
kind of the fun about having a premier league team,
is you get a team that you know you have
to be like it's on site with That was actually
one of my favorite things about like the like European
soccer generally, because we don't really have Darby's that are you.

Speaker 1 (41:51):
Know, they exist, but there's not like a term for you.

Speaker 2 (41:56):
It was like, well Man Red Sox Yankees is going
to be crazy or Chiefs Raiders or some shit like that.

Speaker 1 (42:00):
There's teams that you know don't like each other, but
it's not like.

Speaker 2 (42:03):
It's also harder because sometimes I'll just move a team
to another city.

Speaker 1 (42:06):
Yeah exactly, I really like you.

Speaker 2 (42:11):
But that was when we were in Oakland because you
got some tax credits from the government of.

Speaker 3 (42:16):
A exactly, hello, la ram too much marketing for it
to really be like blood level, yeah yeah, whereas like
there's something very try, like the tribalism of like local
clubs is what I was always like, Damn, this is
what the fuck I'm missing because as a Laker fan,
I'm like, I'm done heating on the Celtics.

Speaker 1 (42:34):
I need I need a team it's always crazy anyway,
just looking at the table.

Speaker 2 (42:38):
Uh, look at it. I open my friends just up
at least right.

Speaker 1 (42:43):
Yeah, yeah, we'll be right, we'll be right.

Speaker 2 (42:45):
Wolves on eight, Burnley fifteen, west Ham on twenty and
Tottenham on twenty eight points. Now some are probably gonna
be like, oh what the fuck this? Like, who knows
Tottenham's next run of matches wouldn't bring a lot of
confidence into my heart. Uh, considering that their next four
Premier League matches are city away easy no city at

(43:06):
home at home. When you're like, hey man, you need
to win, come on down, come on down the Tottenham
hat'spir Stadium, then United away, Newcastle, then the Darby, then Fulham,
Ouchi then Palace then Liverpool. So you might not walk
out of there with much playboy. Now I really don't.

(43:28):
I'm not interested in the Tottenham are going to get relegated.

Speaker 4 (43:31):
I've seen what your magic does with Patrick Dorgu. Should
he be more measured? Not because I think we should
be more measured, but I'm worried, but by you saying
this the one game win, like some guy like James

(43:52):
Madison comes on in one leg, kids in the goal.

Speaker 2 (43:55):
If it as I come in. Yeah, Mile. The next day,
I'm like, bro, I won seven million dollars on poly market.
I wield all these results. That's what I'm saying. I'm
not saying they're going to he relegated. However, one thing
that I do do as an Arsenal supporter is whenever
there's a less than stellar result for Tottenham, I must

(44:17):
hear what the fans are saying. Oh yeah, because whenever
I think I'm panicked, I like to check in with
them and what are they say? It's just it's more
Thomas Frank's a fraud because they beat Dortmund and they
remember last week the sequence was they lost to West
Ham and they're like, get Frank out the fuck now
before the Dortmund match.

Speaker 1 (44:37):
He wins the Dortmund match and people were like.

Speaker 2 (44:39):
Unbelievable result, guys, That's what I'm talking about. And then
Burnley too too. He's a fucking fraud. Get him out.
As an expression says not today, not tomorrow, to now,
and yeah, I guess when you see what Karen did
with you know, why am I even comparing these two squads.

(45:00):
I don't know what they're gonna do. I don't know
what's gonna do. Do you do they keep going with
Thomas Frank because it's the everything I keep hearing is consistently,
we know this is going to be a transitional period.

Speaker 7 (45:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (45:10):
I think someone was like I heard someone say that
they hope he does well enough they can line up
a replacement or something because it's I don't know who
you well, who do you get? But like, I mean, man,
you didn't know they were gonna get Carrick, true, and
that's worked out pretty well for them. I feel like
that's not working, is it. Let's be honest. It's not
like it's hard to be like you see the artists.

(45:31):
You need time and rebuilding. They's had a lot of injuries,
but he's I haven't really studied him enough to know
if he's got enough of the fundamentals. But it's just
like I feel like they're not. They they can't, they're not.
There's nothing good. But they're not like solid at the back.

Speaker 2 (45:45):
No.

Speaker 4 (45:45):
I thought he'd make them really solid at the back
and then like the attack would come, but he's not
that he's that bad at the back.

Speaker 2 (45:52):
But it's like, but they're solid to that their center
backs are absolutely like keeping them in it that Romero
header was a worker skulfs man. I've never seen a
ball come off that hat.

Speaker 4 (46:03):
Somebody's I know, I know, I know, but someone like
Daniel Daniel Levy would have fined him by now right,
But he's not there anymore. So that's the interesting thing
that trying to do.

Speaker 2 (46:11):
The opposite but maybe with the wrong guy.

Speaker 1 (46:13):
I don't know, is Tottenham's playing to succeed? Have we
considered this in the modern society?

Speaker 2 (46:19):
You know, there's a lot of different ways to make
money in that role.

Speaker 1 (46:22):
Yeah, they're playing their role.

Speaker 3 (46:24):
In these negative comments and stuff. It's making them. They're
making a lot of money. These Expressions videos are very popular.

Speaker 4 (46:30):
Yeah, those there's the fan base.

Speaker 2 (46:32):
Would it be good if they were winning? What would
he do? Well?

Speaker 1 (46:34):
This is the same thing.

Speaker 2 (46:35):
It's like, what Expressions is doing with the Tottenham fan
base is sort of what AFT TV was doing at
the like Lattervenger era, which is like, if there was
an entire economy built on absolutely shitting on your club
and getting everybody like this place, fuck, fuck this place forever,
fucking clown show or whatever. And I get that, I
get that you're tapping into the frustration. But yeah, like

(46:55):
it's now become like a full on cottage industry, because
there's a few Tottenham creators that I see who like
they really ham up the pain of it because I think,
like anything, they're like, I think people want to me.
Yeah yeah, in the right wing exactly exactly, except it's
the you know, just humiliate me.

Speaker 1 (47:12):
Who could they get to coach that would want to coach?

Speaker 2 (47:16):
There?

Speaker 7 (47:17):
Is it?

Speaker 4 (47:17):
Is it Wilfrid Nancy time? Well, they were talking about
aer Iola for a bit. He's been mentioned who I
think he's good, I think would be good. But it's
how they always have this weird thing to them where
they don't know if they're a big club or not,
or like a project club, and so they're a bit
like Aerila probably would be a good map. I think
they're like, well, he's not big enough name. It's like

(47:39):
you're not good. I mean, you want the Europa League glass,
he doesn't count.

Speaker 2 (47:43):
Well. I'm like, also, like, let's be real, y'all are
out here thursty for Andy Robertson in the Year of
Our Lord twenty twenty six.

Speaker 1 (47:50):
This man is that's not serious. He's in He's in
pure sixty percent of his time's golf time.

Speaker 5 (47:56):
You know.

Speaker 4 (47:56):
I mean, he's at that level of.

Speaker 2 (47:57):
His like Andy Robson, They're like, is he like really
British personality? Bro, He's just the funniest Scottish dude. Like
his banter is really I gotta say, every time I
see like Liverpool videos from like that, he's he's really
fucking funny and he's.

Speaker 4 (48:12):
A sweet guy to be a tiny bit serious. He's
been very honest about how jokes his death has effects
affected him in anything. Actually, anyone who can commit that.
So for all those reasons, he shouldn't get dispersed and
we have to hate him.

Speaker 2 (48:24):
Yeah, because I don't want to hate him. That's what
I was saying to my friend who is a Liverpool supporter.
I'm like, man, I really like Andy Man and I
don't want him to go there. But luckily because Liverpool
have no defenders. Uh, that sounds like that move is
not happening or even close to happening. But yeah, I
don't know what I mean. I get. We talked about
this last time that the Pochettino era really put Tottenham

(48:45):
on another level, but they didn't build off of that,
so it's gone down three levels.

Speaker 1 (48:51):
But now y'all still have the expectations of three levels.

Speaker 4 (48:54):
You got a new house, Yeah you got you got
a new house. You didn't get any good furnitu yet, Yeah,
you're been there.

Speaker 2 (49:01):
What you're what we call house poor. You know, you
went all in on that down payment. Baby, baby, you
ain't got none to show for it except a big
ass mortgage.

Speaker 3 (49:09):
Now that the bag was at a studio apartment with
two couches in it. It was a mess, an absolutely mess. Yeah,
imagine trying to a girl bringing a girl back to
a studio partment with two couches stacked up like a
theater seating.

Speaker 2 (49:23):
What do you mean stacked up?

Speaker 3 (49:24):
No, I had him in front of each other, like
facing the TV, and then the bed is that you
can see everything. You can see everything in the place.
It's a studio park with the bed the other couch
technically facing the oven.

Speaker 2 (49:37):
Did you have a bed in two couches? I had
a bed two couches.

Speaker 1 (49:42):
When we first been to the studio.

Speaker 4 (49:43):
I'd never lived in the studio a downsides moving to
l A and we I just never quite computed how
funny it is, especially like having people over and I'm like.

Speaker 2 (49:52):
I'm gonna go to bed, see you guys just like, yeah,
just go to bed.

Speaker 4 (49:56):
Next to people just talking and having a nice time.

Speaker 2 (49:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (49:59):
Yeah, it happens for the best of us.

Speaker 2 (50:02):
That's why I just do it.

Speaker 1 (50:03):
I would just drink a lot so I pass out
and I didn't know what was going on. That makes.

Speaker 2 (50:09):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you just got you have to find
another way to create your own room with chemicals, benzos.
It also had saloon doors for the bathroom, which is
why is that thing that's vile? That's crazy you have
saloon doors. Yeah, it wasn't my choice. It was that
but insane choice. And he had no one who lives

(50:34):
in there is ever gonna have a friend over or
a partner. Yeah, because that's crazy. You might as well
have no doors. Yeah, you could just hear the piss too. Well.
You've probably be like, hey, man, I think your car
on fire outside. Man, you better go check on that
ship just so you could go take a ship with
your roommate up. Yeah yeah, yeah, hey I did have
my car my wife's cars eyes, just so I could

(50:54):
take it dumb. Oh I still do that now. I've no,
you've got a door, But that's that's a different time
of stuf. That's just big is a lot of debt
to just tires, right, because you're always in there. I'm
always in the hatch works. Man, I'm buying, I'm buying
three times. Oh well, well, well anyway, Tree talk about.

Speaker 1 (51:20):
Do you think Burnley could get out of the basement.
There's a big.

Speaker 2 (51:28):
I think they. I feel like every time I watch
them they draw, like I feel like they must have
drawn how many draws did they go?

Speaker 3 (51:34):
On?

Speaker 1 (51:35):
Six draws?

Speaker 4 (51:36):
I feel like they've drawn the last six games I've
watched them play. But they're weirdly like, you know, I
feel a relatively well drilled. They've got a couple of
decent players, but no, they're down. West Ham could maybe
save themselves.

Speaker 2 (51:46):
See like, look at their next few matches, right, Sunderland.
They got Sunderland next. Maybe you can pull off one,
but that's at the stadium. Light of light them away.
They're hosting west Ham after that. Okay, you've got a
chance there. They've got Threadbare Palace after that, then Mansfield
Town in the f A Cup fourth round.

Speaker 4 (52:06):
But I don't think but I need it. I think
west Ham might. I think Forrest will buy the I
think Forest should be fine. Hey, I don't think I
could see no palace small are in a real issue?
POWs it go real issue right now?

Speaker 1 (52:19):
Yeah, recent form, Yeah, maybe not the best.

Speaker 4 (52:25):
Palace and Spurs look and maybe leads we'll see leads
leads on safe they had a good moment, but we'll see.

Speaker 1 (52:30):
I just feel like Tattenham that they're they'll figure it out.
Eight points is a lot.

Speaker 2 (52:35):
Yeah a lot.

Speaker 4 (52:37):
Well, Well on Spurs, you guys might just stay you
know what, guys, you might do something.

Speaker 2 (52:42):
Uh And I'm gonna be real just vague about that
because I'm not going to door goo myself.

Speaker 4 (52:47):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 2 (52:48):
Although I do like the part of me does like
the idea that I that I was able to form
dog Doorgu in the fires of hater nations. Yeah, it is.
I've never believed it more than right now. It was
the timeline.

Speaker 1 (53:01):
He just had one good game, you know what creeping up?

Speaker 2 (53:05):
Yeah it was.

Speaker 1 (53:06):
It just kept getting like.

Speaker 4 (53:07):
The tea is it is it? Which one is? Robert
Patrick and smon just the time and I ye the
one thousand come it's getting faster.

Speaker 1 (53:14):
Yeah, just like in your rear view, I'm like, now
he ain't gonna catch what the fuck?

Speaker 2 (53:18):
And now he is the car. Yeah, fuck, and I
made a metal all right, let's take a break. We'll
come back. Hit a couple other results, and just a
my god, set bladder came out of the fucking garbage
dump with a take that people actually agree with, but
also set shut the fuck up right after this, and

(53:50):
we're back elsewhere? Shall we check in with LinkedIn? Liam?

Speaker 4 (53:54):
Oh please do? I told you guys that goal? Oh mate,
he looks he looks like a player, doesn't he He
looks so tasty? And have you seen him in his
worship praise band playing drums? Now plays drums in the
praise band? Oh yeah, yeah, that's multi talented. Like he
really looks like one of these church It's it's wild
to see. I'm like, oh, you're a good boy, aren't

(54:15):
you missed a vow? Okay, he's only eighteen as well?
Thinking it looks like he's the lord? Yeah, just on
eighteen year olds to make this about arsenal. Did you
we didn't put in the grip? You've seen none areas
goal from myself?

Speaker 1 (54:26):
Oh yeah, half whale.

Speaker 4 (54:27):
I just just just softly placed it. Yeah, it was
just like yeah, and ever.

Speaker 2 (54:32):
I shouldn't have given it more time but it'll be.

Speaker 1 (54:36):
One of those things. In six months, he'll be much
more ready. And he's there with Quentin Timber.

Speaker 4 (54:40):
He's getting them both over. You know what I'm saying,
ran both exactly.

Speaker 1 (54:44):
But yeah, that goal was very good by as the vow.

Speaker 2 (54:46):
And then I think they actually looked for the first
time I've seen in a while, they actually looked even
under Liam, they looked decent. Yeah, they.

Speaker 1 (54:54):
They like how corny is man, corny ass guy.

Speaker 2 (54:59):
Yeah, brings it together, Yeah exactly, because he's not trying
to be cooler than you are, act tougher than you,
and he's just kind of like, yeah, bro, all right, nerd.

Speaker 1 (55:07):
He wears glasses. All right, nerd, I'll listen to you.
Because you're not trying to test me.

Speaker 4 (55:11):
Yeah, you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (55:12):
You're not a threat to me. Yeah, You're not so
annoying that I want to beat you up.

Speaker 2 (55:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (55:16):
Yeah, you're cool.

Speaker 2 (55:18):
You seem cool, you know what I mean. Like I
wouldn't I wouldn't kick it with you, but I'm not
mad about you. But yeah, he's we We did I
did text you guys. Did I put the song in
your head of him singing raining men to him? Saying
I'm aging man.

Speaker 4 (55:29):
I'm aging men.

Speaker 8 (55:33):
Yeah a man, Yeah, we got were gone all loud,
going to smash this ship in.

Speaker 1 (55:47):
All right, drums.

Speaker 2 (55:49):
Yeah, you have to see he's so so I.

Speaker 4 (55:53):
Want to say, like Soka energy when he's eighteen, you
know that very wholesome boy.

Speaker 1 (55:59):
He he's just yeah, it's so wholesome. Like he looked
like a virgin and he's not even that, you know,
all right, you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (56:14):
They look like a cartoon in the Six People. It's sweet.

Speaker 1 (56:17):
There weren't a lot of pills. Okay, this isn't gospel chops.

Speaker 2 (56:21):
You know. He wasn't shedding as we say, but look
asked about Good on you man, Good on you, young man.
I'd like to see a young man in the church
playing drug palace look control.

Speaker 4 (56:29):
I mean like that that Joo Pedro gold that was
the one some of the worst defending of sitting in
a long time, where he just sort of got it
quite easily, very slowly, cut back and just kicked it
and there I was like, palace attired.

Speaker 2 (56:40):
They've they've been.

Speaker 4 (56:40):
Playing with like twelve places at every game and they
just lost the best pla.

Speaker 2 (56:45):
It's like when you go to one of those movie
theaters where it's like only it's like way understaffed and
it's only like two teenagers running it, and they're basically, bro,
do whatever the fuck you want. I don't even give
a fuck, And you're like, there's a dude's smoking crack
next to me, and they're like, you want me to
give a shit?

Speaker 3 (56:59):
The like, Bro, I'm burning, I got a seen I
don't get throwing pick, and I thought that's what smells like. Dude,
I'm too busy.

Speaker 2 (57:10):
I thought it was just that artificial butter burning or
some ship. God damn, I mean I get it too.
Like they're being absolutely stripped for parts at this point,
so why even bothered?

Speaker 4 (57:21):
But hey, they in that lamp post. Let's put it
that way.

Speaker 2 (57:24):
Go there you go.

Speaker 1 (57:25):
Bring Hey, Mateta has got no copper in his lamp post.

Speaker 4 (57:27):
He's trying to go.

Speaker 2 (57:29):
He's trying to go in.

Speaker 4 (57:30):
Forrest is the latest the l It'll be a smarty,
a smart move, but yeah, Forrest, I think Forest will
stay up. I mean a smart move for Forest. I
think it's necessarily a great where where are they gonna
ned out at? Like what's their vision for the future?
Because like you you will just be relegated and not

(57:52):
say yeah, coach wants to go to He's he's everyone's
giving up.

Speaker 2 (57:57):
The way he's talking, he's definitely like he's ready to die.
He's like, man, kill me.

Speaker 1 (58:01):
And why would they decide that after the best year
in their team's history.

Speaker 2 (58:06):
What is up with that? Well, that's a that's a
mystery for Yeah, they're not used to it. This is
not used to that level of success. I think they're
like small stadium or small club.

Speaker 4 (58:15):
We're just not like, we're not ready for this moment.

Speaker 2 (58:17):
They're like a They're like a teen They're like a
teen star who blew up, hasn't been told how to
invest the money properly about the dangers of drugs and alcohol.

Speaker 4 (58:27):
And they're going to be They're going to be washed out.
They're gonna be on is it beyond the music? Yeah style,
They're going to be selling their mansion to a dentist.

Speaker 2 (58:38):
I think that's happening.

Speaker 1 (58:40):
Yeah, it's happening right now. Fastest fun all right elsewhere
though the World Cup looms Jesus christ.

Speaker 2 (58:49):
Man, and every day I feel worse about it. I
ain't gonna lie. Oh yeah, I know. I mean I
don't want to look. If you want to hear my
political takes, I have a whole other show where I
do that talking.

Speaker 4 (58:58):
About It's called them Miles Gracia.

Speaker 1 (59:01):
It's in your shower every day.

Speaker 2 (59:02):
Yeah, it's on the Metro red line starting at the
Universal Universal station, right on the platform.

Speaker 1 (59:09):
Baby, look for the nude man.

Speaker 2 (59:12):
But like, yeah, the US is a garbage dump that
nobody should come to. So yeah, there's been there's grumblings
about boycotting the World Cup because of gestures everywhere. And
now it's to the point where like first it was
like an off like there was like I forget one
of the managers or owner from a German team. There's

(59:36):
some German gem and someone was first like, oh this
is this is unheard of, and people were like German
soccer officials and you're like, it's an owner of one team.
This isn't the German FA speaking. But now it's getting
louder and louder, and one of the most corrupt people
in world football, set Bladder is now the penguin. Yeah, bro,
he looks truly like yeah he really does.

Speaker 4 (59:58):
Fo Base is.

Speaker 2 (59:59):
Looking yeah here there he is right there. Oh yeah, yeah,
you saw you saw you could smell him from here,
good lower, you could smell them through the screens.

Speaker 1 (01:00:05):
He's got that skin hair exactly what I meant coming.
And you're like yeah, and it's and this kind of
smells like filal fish. So he on Monday was saying.

Speaker 2 (01:00:24):
That, hey, maybe people need to maybe they maybe they
should be boycotting because there was a Swiss anti corruption
lawyer who was working on reforms with Bladder saying like,
you know what, people should probably stay the fuck away
from the US for the tournament, and Bladder said, I
think Mark Beete is right to question this World Cup
what we are seeing domestically, the marginalization of political opponents goes.

Speaker 1 (01:00:44):
On and on.

Speaker 2 (01:00:45):
Yeah, you're describing what's happening here, but also set Ladder
take a look in the fucking mirror.

Speaker 4 (01:00:50):
Really just realized. So obviously that is quite shocking that
he would say that did he get convicted of his
crimes by officials in the US, because because then, I mean,
I'm not saying he's completely insane.

Speaker 1 (01:01:04):
Suggest that he wasn't charged. He apparently the.

Speaker 4 (01:01:08):
Investigation came from the US federal forces. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:01:14):
He's like, I was like, does feel a bit rich
coming right, right, but that muld maybe explain it, or
just because I awarded the twenty eighteen and twenty two
World Cup to countries I shouldn't have never fucking had
it because they were paying me money.

Speaker 1 (01:01:27):
Okay, just kind of that, okay, okay, okay.

Speaker 4 (01:01:30):
It's interesting because obviously the Guitar World Cup there was
talk of it, and then everyone was kind of like,
it's just the culture there. It's the different thing here
is like this isn't like the cult, Like what's happening
now isn't like everyone's cool with. It's not even that
everyone in guitar is cool of what's happening there. But
it's not like a sort of historically in built like

(01:01:52):
rules or laws into the society.

Speaker 2 (01:01:55):
It's more like there's kind of a civil war happening.
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, just don't come man. You know
that first, when I was like seventeen thousand, all these
stats about people are canceling their tickets to the coming
to the US rightfully because of you know, Trump and
all the greenland ship. And then I'm like, oh man,
cool man, maybe somebody can get a ticket for face value.
And then I'm like and then there's gonna be ice
goons there. What the fuck is any of this earth

(01:02:17):
be earthing? Look if Seth Blas says something, Hey, when
he talks, we're listening.

Speaker 4 (01:02:22):
We're listening.

Speaker 1 (01:02:22):
We're listening.

Speaker 2 (01:02:23):
Except let me know, you're like f Hutton when you talk,
people listen anything else, anything else.

Speaker 4 (01:02:31):
I'm trying to think of as anything from the world
of sports.

Speaker 2 (01:02:35):
All I will say is that I couldn't listen to
a single football podcast or engage in any football completely media,
for which is an issue.

Speaker 1 (01:02:43):
So Arsenal better win the league for the sake of
this podcast.

Speaker 4 (01:02:45):
Otherwise it's gonna be pretty narrow parameters of what we're covering.

Speaker 2 (01:02:49):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (01:02:50):
If I'm gonna I can't even get anything like they better.

Speaker 4 (01:02:54):
Winion, no opinion.

Speaker 2 (01:02:56):
Yeah, if you come back here with another crystal on
that chain, I would have an issue with.

Speaker 1 (01:03:01):
Okay, Okay, this is this is my one crystal limit,
my one crystal limit.

Speaker 2 (01:03:04):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:03:04):
If leads winds Bro I'm beyond crystal math.

Speaker 3 (01:03:07):
Yeah, so I might hit the glass too. That would
be prob for me. Yeah, we promise pay for it.

Speaker 1 (01:03:15):
Mm low key.

Speaker 2 (01:03:17):
Under the table, tap o business lunch. Let's go those
three guys beaming up in the parking lot. Oh there
are Arsenal fans. Oh oh, I don't worry y'all. Take
your time man, you know the no Armsenal fans listening. Now?

Speaker 1 (01:03:40):
This is that loving this so much, of course, smoking
a few.

Speaker 2 (01:03:43):
Weeks smoking math to get over our anxiety over there.
You literally have bought crystals. Yeah they're gonna work, and
copper they're gonna Let's be clear, I'm throwing it. Let
me just see this a little bit of throwing this
in as if that was like like, and you know what,
let me.

Speaker 4 (01:04:01):
Child cross your palms of copper. Yeah, this was at
least nine cents anyway. I think that's going to do
it for us this week.

Speaker 2 (01:04:11):
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Speaker 4 (01:04:34):
There you go, I did like the person on Blue
Sky because I don't. I sort of check out footba
stuff on x still little Twitter, but I have a
blue I never posted it, but you did share guy. Yeah,
pulled you out Clayton. He said, you manifested the dulgoism.

Speaker 2 (01:04:49):
Clayton, Yeah, you posted, you said, can't help but feel
Miles manifested that door Google and you know what, bro,
leave me alone because here's the other thing. Clayton is
a United fan. So oh that's so he was.

Speaker 4 (01:05:01):
Waiting mine been United fan friend I heard from.

Speaker 2 (01:05:05):
I hadn't heard. I thought he was. Yeah, he just
I see that. I see the WhatsApp and Matt Yuri.

Speaker 4 (01:05:12):
Yeah, one thing we do need to discuss.

Speaker 2 (01:05:15):
Sorry to go back.

Speaker 1 (01:05:16):
We didn't discuss the pict what that was the thing
you were referencing.

Speaker 2 (01:05:21):
I thought you was dead.

Speaker 4 (01:05:22):
I thought you were dead. If I ever want to cry,
she not clip about fifteen times.

Speaker 2 (01:05:27):
Every comes up every year.

Speaker 1 (01:05:28):
Every showed it to my wife. Bro, Yeah, I don
say you got it. She was like, what you don't
get it.

Speaker 2 (01:05:34):
You don't get it.

Speaker 1 (01:05:35):
He was dead. She's like, well, first of all, who
the fuck are these people?

Speaker 2 (01:05:38):
Why would I give a point? I said, you kept
pointing to say watch this, watch this, watch this like
a fucking toddler, no context.

Speaker 7 (01:05:46):
And then I'm like, that was his teacher. You're right,
had a hard life. Nobody believed him, said mister pig did.
We're not We're nude on the platform. By the way,
he's this is happening on the Universal Red Line platform.

Speaker 2 (01:06:00):
Yeah, yeah, come through, come through. I'm there.

Speaker 4 (01:06:02):
We do have to talk about this not football related.
I'll put it in the I guess business. I get
text today, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, eight a m. From Miles.
I was on the toilet going eight two. Chris, did
you do a police precinct? And I'm like, pardon, and
then you said you I posted the story of a
fan and then sign it. So I did a chow

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for Don't Tell Who Don't Joke? They do comedy all
and different spaces around America, and I went to San Dimas,
which is east Away.

Speaker 1 (01:06:34):
But it was in a pot It was in a pottery.

Speaker 4 (01:06:37):
Shop called Hammer and Stain, which I didn't make a
joke about how suggested that sounds. But it's called Hammer
and Stain, so okay, it's.

Speaker 2 (01:06:45):
The name of the Neon Natty group. Okay, yeah, that ah,
that makes more. Yeah, that's a famous Neon natty room.
But then you said it had like police slogan, like yeah, there.

Speaker 1 (01:06:56):
Was like back the blue ship blue line.

Speaker 4 (01:06:58):
That's so funny because I'm you notice like everything just
said like you know, because in my I made a
joke and says that only like families or just a
group of women come and like make Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:07:08):
So everything that I read was like home right right,
everything had home. Everything just had home, home, sweet home.
But I didn't know there was this they specifically trying
to get cops were really aware of the semiotics of
my apps. Right when I see that, I go, the
fuck are you're doing it here? Because I don't know
if I should be in here if this is what
you guys.

Speaker 4 (01:07:27):
The funny extra detail is the photo the man posted
of Meah was I walk into the gig and he
goes there. He is Chris mand Is, my financial advisor
who I'd never met in real life, who didn't know
why I was on the lineup and nanton lineup. Him
and his wife were there, and then I and he
sat in the front row. And then the first comment
I made was like, I mean a lot of you

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probably one I said, my financial advisors. Him completely backs
and I said, a lot of you wondering, like how
does it. Why is a guy performing in a pottery
shop need a financial advisor? And then I said, it's
a sort of guy, a financial advisor who only goes
to shows that B y O B.

Speaker 1 (01:08:02):
That's the sort of guy.

Speaker 2 (01:08:03):
I read us.

Speaker 4 (01:08:05):
He does look a bit like a cop in the photo.

Speaker 2 (01:08:07):
He didn't to me it even wasn't given cop necessarily.
I just again, like I said, semiotics symbolism about you.

Speaker 1 (01:08:15):
See again, Chris, I'll check it.

Speaker 2 (01:08:17):
Not from here. I'm not right. I didn't know. They
didn't know. They didn't know.

Speaker 4 (01:08:21):
It's funny.

Speaker 2 (01:08:21):
Accidentally joined an old right march no idea stand up though,
I shown with these dudes in London. You call you kip, Yeah,
yeah yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:08:30):
And then the other National Front they were to reform
the country.

Speaker 2 (01:08:33):
I'm like National Front, y'all in front and right. They
said no, I said, I'm with it.

Speaker 1 (01:08:37):
I like that National Front better than National bat.

Speaker 2 (01:08:41):
Yeah, makes sense, you're wisdom, You're with ethno nationalist oh ship.

Speaker 1 (01:08:49):
They kept asking me where I was from, but I
kept saying l A and they said no, not like that.

Speaker 2 (01:08:53):
Met in the world is stand up.

Speaker 3 (01:08:58):
Sometimes you get asked to do a show and you like, yeah,
I don't have anything to do today, and you show
up and then the boys are just there.

Speaker 2 (01:09:03):
Have you pulled up to What's up? What's the fucked
up show?

Speaker 1 (01:09:05):
You pulled up to Slicker Hall?

Speaker 2 (01:09:08):
This was?

Speaker 3 (01:09:09):
This was Baltimore, this was this is East Baltimore. It's
not East It's like North Baltimore. It was like not
the black part. It's like season two of the Wire. Yeah,
straight polish guys. And it was me and Chris Lambert.
I don't know if you know him. Basically, just imagine

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a dude who looks like he could be my dad
more uncle of some sort of and it's just me
and him. We're the only two black people from miles.
And they got a little dice in there. Just you
two to some white cops to a bunch of white
cops drinking corps lights out the cooler.

Speaker 2 (01:09:44):
Yeah, you guys go up on stages here and go
this will be good, swear good.

Speaker 3 (01:09:53):
And I'm like, okay, man, just do your ship and
get out of here. And I used to have this
throwaway line where I would be like, you know, guys
have been black for a while, like ten minutes in
so I just dropped that, and I like, it's going
well for ten minutes I'm supposed to be doing an
I say that halfway through in the crowd is just
like yo, whoa hold on?

Speaker 2 (01:10:13):
Yeah? And I was like, damn, did y'all not know?
Like I've been up here? What the is that close?

Speaker 1 (01:10:18):
Records keep talking about the Ravens bro never to go
back again? Hashlinger Hall?

Speaker 4 (01:10:22):
Is that what started your feticization of Lewis DNA the
for sure?

Speaker 3 (01:10:28):
It kind of has I left that scenario. I was like,
somewhere between that and a couple of Chicago PD marathon,
you can have a yeah, right, It kind of led
me there.

Speaker 1 (01:10:37):
What a love story you and a cop push pull
would be?

Speaker 2 (01:10:40):
Like the new heated rivalry.

Speaker 1 (01:10:43):
Well, HBO, if you're interested, we got some ideas till
next time.

Speaker 4 (01:10:47):
That's been it for us.

Speaker 2 (01:10:49):
May I go around and ask people plugs.

Speaker 3 (01:10:52):
First off, if we didn't mention your team this week,
it's because you could go fuck yourself. We don't care,
all right, we still the first I don't hear this
istually got played. We know you played, and I don't
give a shit about that. Shout shoutou Harry Wilson though,
oh yeah, and uh fresh produce is February third, blind barber,

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It's free.

Speaker 1 (01:11:12):
It's this coming Tuesday, next Tuesday.

Speaker 4 (01:11:16):
Keep up with good work, guys.

Speaker 2 (01:11:17):
I just want some brother.

Speaker 4 (01:11:20):
Keep keep up with good work, keep doing what you're doing.
Keep him one hundred percent. Somebody make a little little
audio clip of Miles activating door goog.

Speaker 1 (01:11:31):
You get the door goo real?

Speaker 5 (01:11:32):
Do that?

Speaker 4 (01:11:33):
Maybe actually do that with him and Jokearez and see
if we can get that ship gun or sure.

Speaker 1 (01:11:38):
Jean wearing motherfucker.

Speaker 2 (01:11:41):
It's not gonna work. You know why, It's because it
was it. The reason I created door Gou is because
it was like truly like a Greek tragedy where it
was my sincere hatred of him right that came back
in my face and hep on Tottenham for long enough
that you know, I've already had my ups and downs
with them. I've already had my karmic retribute. There was
the arrow work that we were showing them, and I

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was fully I had to shut the fuck up and
sit down with some insufferable Spur supporters. I know, my
crystals up.

Speaker 4 (01:12:09):
We gotta do, you know, it's you know, it's something
to get my crystals up. If you fill up.

Speaker 1 (01:12:18):
Why, I know that many men did crystals.

Speaker 4 (01:12:19):
They give it a puss for as well.

Speaker 2 (01:12:21):
Yeah, that's not bad.

Speaker 1 (01:12:23):
Old school. I'd like to buy her for.

Speaker 2 (01:12:27):
A piece of cover and a bit of Caribbean and
the Caribbean side said.

Speaker 1 (01:12:33):
I went to the Pirate's Dinner Adventure and went a park.

Speaker 2 (01:12:35):
That's oh, how was that? It was till you know
what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (01:12:38):
It's kind of it's it's not that good, definitely before
you go.

Speaker 3 (01:12:42):
It's just weird when they walking around with a big
ass bowl of salad and you're like hand and everybody
salad from the same bowl. It's like, really, I know
that's how a buffet works, but the presentation of this, yeah,
and you have like under your arm and you're carrying
it under your arm, it's like, I'm not exactly it
makes me feel more like a pirate.

Speaker 2 (01:12:58):
But Vietnam low forward and I hear that. I hear that.
All right, y'all, Well, that's gonna do it for us.
We'll see you next time. These are blessings and three
points to those that deserve it. All right later, Mike