Behold A Pale Horse

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Speaker 1 (00:05):
My god, cape verdet goalkeeper. He just hit me up
on Instagram. This is crazy.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
Whoa okay? Swinging a little bit?

Speaker 3 (00:14):
He just sent me the eye emoji's like good.

Speaker 4 (00:16):
He said, you up?

Speaker 1 (00:20):
Please Boginia know, be a little bit more subtle please. Anyway,
Welcome to this world co twenty twenty six edition of
Ain't It Fuddy?

Speaker 3 (00:32):
My God?

Speaker 1 (00:33):
There's been so much soccer that we actually can't even
comprehend what we talked about, what we didn't talk about.
What we're just texting each other throughout the tournament and
then trying to figure out how it's a show.

Speaker 3 (00:43):
And guess what we figured out?

Speaker 4 (00:44):
Do you just cool it?

Speaker 2 (00:45):
Man?

Speaker 4 (00:45):
What did you just cool it?

Speaker 3 (00:46):
Call it?

Speaker 2 (00:46):
What?

Speaker 3 (00:46):
What do you mean?

Speaker 4 (00:47):
What's what? What did you call the sport? Just now?

Speaker 3 (00:49):
I say soccer, they say fuddy.

Speaker 4 (00:52):
The podcast.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
Smiles.

Speaker 3 (00:56):
He said, what am I gonna do? What am I
gonna do?

Speaker 1 (01:00):
I'm in America, That's all we want to group soccer.
Have you seen have you seen those Have you seen
those feets? Americans are like, it's called soccer and we're
about to win your little sport. We would say that ship.
I'm like, bro, shit the fuck down. But I love
the energy and this is what the World Cup does.
Chris Martin, Jamel Johnson, We're all excited. Where do we start?

(01:21):
Where do we begin? Maybe where we begin where we
left off, which is England hadn't played, Argentina hadn't played,
and now they've played twice. Is where kind of where
we're at? So who should we start with? Do we
maybe the holders Argentina because that's definitely got a lot
of a lot of intrigue narratively behind it.

Speaker 3 (01:41):
With Messi the goat, this.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
Is supposed to be? Is this the last one? He says,
this is the last one? Right, He's not going to
be playing at forty two, He's not.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
I think he could.

Speaker 4 (01:49):
Still frame based on this. Yeah, striking, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
If you got five goals, are just just leaning back
like that.

Speaker 5 (01:58):
He goes around with like one of those Vegas old
people little scooters.

Speaker 4 (02:01):
He's got like the yeah he's got he.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
Still can.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
Just looking like like like fucking Salamanca and ship bro.

Speaker 3 (02:11):
Yeah, playing the ball off.

Speaker 6 (02:13):
The he played it off the tube, off the tubes.

Speaker 4 (02:20):
Yeah, it's a trick shot.

Speaker 5 (02:21):
He's he's like he's pub shot yeah yeah yeah yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:27):
So yeah, at this point you're hearing that.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
He obviously you know, he had a hat trick against Algeria,
and what a hat trick.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
Bro Algeria never stood a chance.

Speaker 3 (02:35):
No, no, not at all, not at all.

Speaker 6 (02:38):
I mean, low Ki Messi is a plus ten against
all the Arabic speaking nations.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
Just that's what he does.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
Huh, That's just what he does. He's low key, you
know what I'm saying, Like.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
Pretty much anybody can get it when Messi's on his best.
I feel like the one thing that everybody talked about
was like, is he getting away with red car tackles?

Speaker 2 (02:59):
Yeah, I mean probably yeah.

Speaker 5 (03:01):
Yeah, I mean Ronaldo Ronaldo. They just didn't ban him
for two games when they were supposed to. So you
get like, it's it's very it's very much like America, guys.
You know this, The powerful get different rules to the
rest of us. So it's, if anything, it's a perfect
reflection of the American society.

Speaker 3 (03:19):
Yeah, it's true.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
Like Messi's like the local police chiefs like Son, They're like, hey, man,
he's Rick's kid. Man, I know he hit that guy
with his car, but let's just let's just look the
other way. He's a good he's a good kid.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
He's a good kid.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
It's going to count more problems if we fucking before
hard ass is about it.

Speaker 3 (03:33):
I'm just going to tell you that right now, Mess,
he should be.

Speaker 6 (03:35):
Talking about it in a courtroom, but that conversation is
happening at a moose lodge.

Speaker 3 (03:39):
Yeah yeah, right, yeah yeah.

Speaker 5 (03:43):
Messi's the guy in the movie who he's the bad
He's obviously not the bad guy, but he's let the
police and they've caught him, and he's not even he's
not even stressed. He goes in about ten to fifteen seconds,
you're going to get a phone call and you got
someone's going to come and knock on the door, and
I'm going to walk away. And they're like, what's this
guy talking about? And that that's him in this well cup.
You're gonna, I'm gonna walk away someone. I'm gonna I'm gonna,

(04:04):
I'm gonna score every Jame's gonna let me score at
least a Brice.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
He's like, you can try and stop me, but you're not.
My boys are gonna come in. They're gonna they're gonna
take these cuffs off me. You're gonna kiss my feet
and I'm gonna I'm not actually gonna moon walk on
out of here.

Speaker 3 (04:17):
Mm hm, so give it up.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
Yeah, then the art the Austrian match gets another two.
He's bro he I don't know what to say. It's
like I could I All I can do is think
of how desperate looking Cristiano looks and realize, like, this
is really that for all the people I know.

Speaker 3 (04:37):
Look, there's what an age difference of about three.

Speaker 1 (04:39):
Years, But I don't know if that's really useful at
this point, because Messi has demonstrated that he has that
that other thing in him rather than just like straight
up human spite, which I believe Christiano Ronaldo is powered
off of, uh sort of you know, like he Messi
has like a gift that's just sort of hard to
explain no matter what.

Speaker 4 (04:59):
And yeah, it's I think.

Speaker 5 (05:01):
I think the debate on who the goat of football
is is gone, so now he can concentrate on the
real debate who's the best Lionel, Messy or Richie.

Speaker 4 (05:08):
We can get into that. Now we can finally get
into that debate.

Speaker 3 (05:12):
Wow, this is this is hard that one, right.

Speaker 6 (05:15):
I ask this the other day. Yeah, yeah, I I
backed Lionel Richie.

Speaker 3 (05:23):
Yeah, what about Lionel boys from the future.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
Then the bear, Yeah big, I mean he's the who.

Speaker 1 (05:31):
Is that from Inglewood, California? I might give my Lionel boys.

Speaker 4 (05:35):
Who's that guy?

Speaker 5 (05:36):
Because I'll give you I'll give you another Linel from
the UK, Lionel Blair. And he's a famous tap dancer
from the nineties.

Speaker 3 (05:42):
Oh is he? Is he black? No?

Speaker 2 (05:45):
I don't.

Speaker 3 (05:47):
No white white dancing Lionel.

Speaker 5 (05:50):
White will be obviously Messy is a white Lionel. But
there's a white tap dancing Linel.

Speaker 2 (05:55):
Two different white Lionels. What is is Lionel?

Speaker 5 (05:59):
Is Lionel Starry typically American name?

Speaker 6 (06:02):
Hell yeah, but for me, Messi transcends race. Yeah, even
I forgot he was white.

Speaker 1 (06:08):
Oh, Lionel Blair looks he got face because he he
looks like Tim. He looks like Tim Curry mixed with
Nigel Farage Farage.

Speaker 4 (06:16):
Yeah yeah, yeah, oh yo yo.

Speaker 1 (06:20):
Doesn't he look like Nigel Farage and fucking Tim Curry hyperground.

Speaker 3 (06:25):
I don't want anything to do with this motherfucker.

Speaker 2 (06:27):
But he looks he looks like how Celsius makes me feel.

Speaker 5 (06:35):
You know, like Jamel's predicted of Celsius again before midday.

Speaker 3 (06:40):
He's Lionel Blair. Bro, look, he got the tap.

Speaker 2 (06:42):
She was on two Fiji apples Celsius.

Speaker 3 (06:45):
He went, you know he's on blowing out. You know
he's on his third CELLI bro get him out of here.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
Anyway, where were we lion Old Richie or Messy I choose?

Speaker 2 (06:59):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (07:00):
Blair is freaking out.

Speaker 1 (07:01):
He's Lionel Blair is some kind of goat. I'll give
him that that basis.

Speaker 3 (07:05):
He's definitely the best.

Speaker 4 (07:06):
He's the best top dance called Lionel.

Speaker 3 (07:08):
Okay, we'll get we'll get maybe we'll give him that.

Speaker 4 (07:10):
Lionel what was it, Lionel Boyce.

Speaker 3 (07:12):
Who's that Lionel boys? Yeah, Loiter squad.

Speaker 2 (07:15):
He's like the future guys.

Speaker 3 (07:17):
Yeah, yeah, little.

Speaker 5 (07:19):
Niche guy who than the top dance in Lionel Blair
from n.

Speaker 1 (07:23):
I guess maybe not similarly, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, both
Lionel bees.

Speaker 3 (07:28):
Actually, interestingly enough, Blair and Voice.

Speaker 1 (07:30):
But yeah, now Messi is now the all time goal
scorer in the World Cup.

Speaker 6 (07:35):
Okay, now my question to y'all is does this mean
that the MLS is good?

Speaker 4 (07:44):
Because that's what that's what Lola said.

Speaker 5 (07:46):
Yeah, Alexi was like, I mean just s He's just
that was crimes because of the MLS.

Speaker 2 (07:53):
But listen, the.

Speaker 6 (07:54):
Sun shines on the dogs ass two times a day, right, Yeah,
and Lola's got that one right, it's a valid question.

Speaker 3 (08:01):
Wow, look at you.

Speaker 5 (08:04):
So, by the way, you missed Brian in the chat
when we were showing line all please stop turning it off.

Speaker 1 (08:11):
He said, look looking like Arnie at the end of
Total Recall when they're on the surface of Mars and this, well,
it's all of them, it's all of them mixed together.

Speaker 5 (08:22):
But yeah, you said, oh yeah, I know you were
saying Laalas Lalas, who, by the way, I would say,
has probably got more pr this World Cup than Messy
is Alexi Ladas. I feel like we we we scraped
the surface last week and I've now gone to I
now feel sorry for him because he's just getting outright bullied.
But yeah, he's getting bullied every day.

Speaker 1 (08:44):
It's crazy because it's so it's like this must be
like like the locker room politics or they're like, bro,
Laalas is a fucking nerd. Bro, he's gonna watch he's
gonna try and talk with it. Man, just treating them
like shit. Bro, I don't fuck with this guy. They
really it like really feels it feels palpable how much
they hate them, and like to your point, it's a
little uncomfortable sometimes, not that I feel bad for Alexi laws,

(09:05):
but like, like we know, everybody hates Alexi and sometimes
Piery tries to.

Speaker 3 (09:10):
Be a little bit more.

Speaker 1 (09:12):
I've noticed a little bit more gentle with him, but
at the end of the day, they both don't respect him.

Speaker 5 (09:20):
Thank you America when he wasn't on that Yeah yeah, yeah,
you're well, you're welcome in America, of America.

Speaker 2 (09:26):
As if he made him go to Seattle.

Speaker 6 (09:28):
Yeah, it's like that's the America game, of course on
American guy.

Speaker 3 (09:32):
Of course he's there speaking of America. Ha ha. Look
at the United States and the ship that they're pulling off.

Speaker 1 (09:40):
Real shit, Jamelle, you must be fucking loving it against
Australia putting up well, I mean one was an own goal, man.

Speaker 2 (09:46):
I got a game with some whost shit that was
not a we didn't play for real.

Speaker 1 (09:50):
I'm glad that everybody has the same observation that on Juneteenth,
a black man with the last name Freeman Hell're scoring
a goal for the United States.

Speaker 2 (10:00):
Sheer will wow.

Speaker 3 (10:02):
I almost forgot about all of the fucked up history
of this country.

Speaker 6 (10:05):
Man. I was, I was on Poolic success when he
sat out to you're gonna sit out on June tenth.

Speaker 2 (10:10):
All right, I bet I bet out.

Speaker 3 (10:14):
Remember where you're from, bro, you know what I mean?

Speaker 6 (10:17):
I mean, listen, I love that Antonio Freeman is also
getting a little boost off.

Speaker 3 (10:22):
This is he love?

Speaker 4 (10:24):
Yeah? He who did?

Speaker 6 (10:28):
He used to play for Green Babe, Dude, he's the
man on Madden ninety eight.

Speaker 5 (10:34):
Yeah, I know him. Yeah, he's so good. Well was
he a tight end wide receiver?

Speaker 6 (10:39):
Receiver, wide receiver, the wide receiver on that team? We
actually he got redacted. He might be in the Epstein files,
the tight end from that team Mark Tremorrow.

Speaker 2 (10:48):
Oh he was, he was.

Speaker 6 (10:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (10:51):
But anyway, the US, you know, they're they're they're on,
they're going, they're moving on.

Speaker 5 (10:56):
They all they were my dark horses, guys. So I'm
i'm I'm, I'm all in. I'm all in on them.
I mean, it's uh. I liked watching It's funny when
you watch a game, even in America where it's all
the commentators are American, which they're doing a few times,
and it still sounds a bit weird, but I liked
the naked patriotism from the the commentator. I don't know

(11:17):
who's commentating on Fox, but the first goal.

Speaker 4 (11:19):
Goes in and he goes maybe it was an old goal?

Speaker 3 (11:22):
Who cares? Onel Usa?

Speaker 4 (11:26):
Who cares?

Speaker 5 (11:26):
It's like, I mean, part of your job is to
tell us what.

Speaker 3 (11:31):
I don't know, find it.

Speaker 5 (11:32):
We all care a bit like you.

Speaker 3 (11:34):
Know, who cares? Maybe be Winalda was holding?

Speaker 2 (11:40):
Was that still whole steelhole?

Speaker 3 (11:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (11:41):
Maybe I think it wasn't. Who's the main it was
the main Stu Holden is not doing the like.

Speaker 3 (11:46):
JP JP camera.

Speaker 2 (11:48):
Maybe is he doing a couple?

Speaker 3 (11:49):
Couple any one of them?

Speaker 2 (11:51):
Fools?

Speaker 1 (11:51):
Gotta say I love hearing Ian Dark and Derek Ray
Derek Ray, especially because it really makes me feel like
I'm watching the Champions League on ESPN back.

Speaker 6 (11:59):
In the way he says Kevin de Bruyner, it like
it's now become nails on the chalkboard for me because
Belgium sucks.

Speaker 2 (12:08):
Yeah, I'm tired of stop saying it like that.

Speaker 3 (12:11):
They are fucking cheeks. Man. I don't know what.

Speaker 2 (12:15):
Brune.

Speaker 3 (12:17):
So, yeah, there's the US country roads.

Speaker 1 (12:20):
Everybody that everybody it's funny how they're really like so
many things have been written up, like the way they're
singing John Denvers Country Roads Reuniting a Nation.

Speaker 3 (12:29):
And I'm like, all right, I guess I see.

Speaker 6 (12:32):
I saw some Haitian people sort of singing it and
I was like, whoa, wow.

Speaker 1 (12:38):
They're playing it at every stadium now, like it's like
the fucking like North London forever. But it's like out
of context when the US isn't playing, I'm like, this song,
people aren't gonna start singing it just because all the
US fans sung it in Seattle.

Speaker 5 (12:50):
Do you know one thing I've noticed though, when you
watch these games, because He's have these apparently, you know,
these fantastic stadiums, but are normally built for other sports,
the fans are too far. They're too high and far.
I miss a Premier League, you know what I mean,
Like just jump just like ground level you're in them,
and here it's like you kind of get Obviously. I
guess it's it's probably good for the player safety, but

(13:11):
as a fan, I like to see a man just run,
you know, standing.

Speaker 4 (13:14):
On the hoarding.

Speaker 2 (13:15):
I'm sure that.

Speaker 4 (13:17):
Isn't the hoardings?

Speaker 5 (13:18):
Is that what it's called the hoardings that.

Speaker 4 (13:22):
The advertising hoardings. That's a phrase.

Speaker 7 (13:25):
Thing has a name, advertising hoardings, hoardings because they're hoarding
all the ads and they're he gets some ads.

Speaker 1 (13:36):
Yeah baby, that's a culture clash thing. Yeah yeah, right
in America, we're like light up ad screen, light screen, dude.

Speaker 3 (13:48):
Place to make and horning.

Speaker 2 (13:50):
How do you do caection hoarders trapezoids?

Speaker 3 (13:56):
Yeah yeah, okay, well shout out to the ad work.

Speaker 1 (14:00):
Yeah, I mean you can't have me because most of
these are made for the NFL, and there's like you
have to be above the sidelines because all the players
are standing alongside it. So now you're not getting that
nice like you can't really be on top of them
like you are.

Speaker 4 (14:14):
By the way, it was the most British thing I've
had to really really enjoy.

Speaker 3 (14:16):
What to work up?

Speaker 5 (14:18):
One complaint the fans at an angle. I don't appreciate
the hoardings and non existence.

Speaker 2 (14:24):
That's how this tournament's been.

Speaker 4 (14:26):
Has anyone has that? I like Sopernia.

Speaker 5 (14:29):
Is anyone else annoyed by these by advertising hoardings?

Speaker 3 (14:35):
This guy?

Speaker 2 (14:36):
Yeah, I put my head. Hell, Americans, I've.

Speaker 5 (14:42):
Lived here for nine years.

Speaker 3 (14:43):
Does this make me.

Speaker 1 (14:44):
You guys like me, Okay, god gee golly, the dang
hoardings are just getting in the way.

Speaker 3 (14:49):
Half fellas.

Speaker 2 (14:51):
Then did he just dang hoardings?

Speaker 3 (14:55):
Guy?

Speaker 5 (14:56):
It's like, Hello, that's how I try, and I try
and like pretend to be a eric could like in
inglorious buses.

Speaker 3 (15:01):
Hey, fellow yankee, you didn't you didn't do the German three?

Speaker 1 (15:06):
You said three with I said, I said, appasizing, Hey,
how about those that ad hoardings is like, let's fucking
beat the slimy motherfucker.

Speaker 3 (15:13):
Hold on now, what the fuck?

Speaker 1 (15:15):
Yeah, go get go, get my fucking built anyway, I
don't know why I was gonna spank you. Yeah, you
came you came into a weird sex club and that
one and revealed yourself.

Speaker 3 (15:26):
We don't like at all.

Speaker 1 (15:28):
Yeah yeah, Bozenia, bro, he's in my DMS bro. Yeah yeah, yeah,
I must have like an ig handle similar to expected.

Speaker 4 (15:36):
Did you give me the context of that?

Speaker 6 (15:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (15:38):
Yeah, yeah, so yeah.

Speaker 1 (15:39):
Bozenia, the Cape Verdey goalkeeper, has been just absolutely the
most popular person this tournament. He what I think, after
the first match, ended up having getting ten million followers.

Speaker 3 (15:51):
He's now at fifteen million.

Speaker 2 (15:53):
I think he's got a lot of million followers per
save Jesus Christ something crazy.

Speaker 3 (16:00):
Where is he at right now?

Speaker 1 (16:01):
He is at fifteen point eight million, and he is
now following two one and seventy six people.

Speaker 3 (16:09):
Now who could he? Let me just scroll? Because the
thing is you can look at who he's following.

Speaker 1 (16:14):
Oh lord, good golly, okay, miss Judy, please don't lose
that booty. Uh so he's yeah, he's yeah, yeah, he's
following a lot of models too, majority joints.

Speaker 4 (16:27):
Yeah, the guy, The guy's got his fifteen minutes of fame.

Speaker 5 (16:31):
He's you know, not now social media it's all about
like how much you just do? So I can imagine
he's got like a PR team, Like, dude, we just
gotta keep getting you videos. If you're saving stuff like
he's like, soit as the world cups over there, like
you just save it, say save a child from a fire.
Like you could keep saving things, dude, that's your brand,
save everything, just saved, saves and you know, just flooding

(16:51):
dms with like I emojis and saying.

Speaker 2 (16:53):
Picks saving money on his car insurance.

Speaker 3 (16:55):
Oh that's right, Geiko.

Speaker 5 (16:59):
May that's that sad money that, dude, you know what
you put that on, You put.

Speaker 4 (17:03):
On the holdings, you'd put on the hoarding, straight to
the hornings.

Speaker 2 (17:06):
Load that on the hoarding for us.

Speaker 3 (17:08):
God damn yeah. He Right before the tournament he had
fifty thousand followers.

Speaker 6 (17:13):
Bro It officially made this tournament the Tournament of the Goalkeeper.
Goalkeepers being going nuts yo.

Speaker 1 (17:19):
To be here though he only he was only following
twenty one hundred and sixty at the start of the tournament,
So he's only following like sixteen New Model accounts.

Speaker 5 (17:28):
Or yeah, he's I'm always been following him. He's always perching.
He's perching like that.

Speaker 2 (17:35):
Yeah, yeah, your high school when yeah, yeah, I don't need,
don't want?

Speaker 3 (17:40):
Why am I? Why am I in message requests?

Speaker 2 (17:43):
Honey?

Speaker 3 (17:44):
Look shut up mom, Look I got a what that
looked like?

Speaker 2 (17:47):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (17:48):
Got my mom following me on ig the fuck out
of here?

Speaker 1 (17:51):
Uh so, yeah, Voginia, dude, couple verdet whoa amazing unbelievable I.

Speaker 6 (17:58):
Truly don't remember it if I called this, but I
feel like I called this. What that they would draw
both matches, well, just that they wouldn't suck. Oh oh right, right, right,
I mean that they wouldn't suck.

Speaker 1 (18:08):
I mean they they held their own against two teams
that have won the World Cup three times between them, Right,
so your guys won twice, Spain's won once and they're like, yeah, okay, whatever,
nil nil to the two to two against.

Speaker 6 (18:22):
Beautiful and the camera guy every time Cabo Verde scored,
the camera man got busy.

Speaker 2 (18:27):
Bro.

Speaker 8 (18:28):
It was just straight, it was just titt shaking. There
was a lot, bro, the people who are directing these games.

Speaker 1 (18:34):
You know, there must be one operator who's like, find
the most buxome fan in the stands right now and
just hold that shot that prefix. Like in the Bosnia match,
there were some wild, wild, wild images in there.

Speaker 3 (18:48):
I was like, what the fuck, Like, are they paying
these people to be there? Hot?

Speaker 2 (18:53):
And then like the Bosnians there in Inglewood linking up
with the crips.

Speaker 3 (18:56):
Yeah I do.

Speaker 6 (18:57):
I have an inside source with the boss the camp.
They tell me that the trip meeting went well, oh.

Speaker 4 (19:03):
Good, okay.

Speaker 1 (19:04):
I thought I saw them tie their kit up with
the blue flag and hold it up together, walking down
the street with it, just letting everybody.

Speaker 5 (19:15):
Know I'm not a smart that's a smart coalition, because
as we know, the buzzing into the tallest team in
the in the Yeah, in the World Cup.

Speaker 4 (19:24):
That's some big boys and yeah.

Speaker 3 (19:25):
Yeah and Snoop Dogg and look collazinatch bro he he
got heart. They would be like, yo, you got heart?
He got heard? Hey who dad bro? Say ad Bro
you got heart?

Speaker 2 (19:37):
Bro?

Speaker 1 (19:38):
Yeah all right, let me see that video again with
a Knight bro ship. They were, yeah, look he's nice.

Speaker 3 (19:46):
He's nice. Moving on on though, to other.

Speaker 5 (20:02):
By the way, on the Cape verdie, sorry did you
obviously the two great, they've got the two goals. The
guy Helio Varella who scored the second goal, like you know,
he capitalized on that. His celebration was a man who's like, oh,
you know, he's like, guys, well, let me do the celebration.
And it couldn't have been more underwhelming for the He
was like, let me do it, and it was just

(20:23):
like it was like dad dancing, I've seen it celebration.
He like gets let me do the celebration. He kind
of like moves his hands between his legs and that's
not worth it, mate.

Speaker 4 (20:34):
That's not that's a man not used to scoring, you know.

Speaker 5 (20:37):
It's not like a Ronaldo jumping point of the back
or yeah, meant it made Robbie.

Speaker 4 (20:42):
Keane's cartwheel and Ford role look genius. Do you know
what I mean?

Speaker 1 (20:46):
Okay, now, oh god, that is one of the most
let me swagless fucking celebrations I've ever seen.

Speaker 4 (20:53):
So I'm like them, my wife's hold he's so excited.
And then show the celebration.

Speaker 3 (20:59):
Coward. Okay, you know what, what.

Speaker 4 (21:04):
Good great ball, it's good, cap it's it first time?

Speaker 3 (21:12):
Do you reckon?

Speaker 5 (21:12):
They've removed the celebrations because it was so sad. It
was just it was like it was like he all
spared to get scraped.

Speaker 2 (21:20):
He did.

Speaker 4 (21:20):
He all scared to get scrapped from the incident.

Speaker 2 (21:23):
I've also been there.

Speaker 3 (21:24):
It was so bad. He's like yeah. He went to
the broadcast booth.

Speaker 1 (21:27):
He's like, hey man, you just yeah, yeah, just let's
just take that out, man, just show just show it
a couple more angles.

Speaker 2 (21:33):
You know that it was an l World Cup is
like podcasts, you could cut a little yeah.

Speaker 4 (21:38):
He goes up like this is like we're live, are
you talking, Brian, Brian, you just snip the celebration.

Speaker 3 (21:44):
Yeah, yeah, let's just cut that out at the end. Okay, cool, bro,
We're not doing that.

Speaker 1 (21:48):
So France the other team who I think the the
odds right now favor a France Argentina final or they
feel that those are the teams that have the best
chance to progress to the finals.

Speaker 4 (22:00):
And going to get to the final.

Speaker 3 (22:01):
Yeah wow, okay, yeah, I mean like you're not.

Speaker 6 (22:06):
I mean, is so crazy the what I said the
pants after we get to yeah yeah, like a round
to thirty two, like.

Speaker 1 (22:16):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, so France Killian Mbappe scores a brace
in both of the matches, three to one against Senegal,
three nil against Iras.

Speaker 5 (22:25):
Some seriously, by the way, some yeah bangers that that
what was it his second when he just fucking smashed it,
ripped that ship.

Speaker 1 (22:33):
It was disrespectful And when he scored like that, I'm like,
ah shit, like the the the Emperor is feeling himself
because this is really like when he's really at his best,
like for when he was that France shirt on, it's
he goes fucking out of body. Uh and we're seeing
it right now. Yeah, I mean, like with the I
guess you don't think Argentine is gonna make it. I yeah,

(22:55):
I'm like the messy of it all I think papers
over a lot of the other sort of weaknesses.

Speaker 4 (22:59):
I think that that they have.

Speaker 1 (23:01):
But France, I do feel like at the momentum that
they have the ability to score goals is very much
in their favor, especially after letting in the one goal.

Speaker 3 (23:13):
But I don't know, what do you do? You both?
Do you guys think France is going to go deep? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (23:20):
They look, they look they look good.

Speaker 5 (23:21):
And and also just shouts to Deschamp who's lost his
mum the other day.

Speaker 4 (23:27):
He had to fly back and then he was getting
some grief. He was getting grief from people.

Speaker 3 (23:32):
Like wasn't Doku getting shipped to go see his child
get born?

Speaker 2 (23:35):
Yea? Was it a woman who was like that's a
disgraceful dude.

Speaker 3 (23:39):
Yeah, You're like, wa easy man, what about feminism? Man?

Speaker 1 (23:42):
Like, yeah, he's trying to be He's trying to be
there for his partner to see the fucking birth of
his child.

Speaker 3 (23:49):
They're like, man, it's some weak ship man.

Speaker 5 (23:51):
But I mean, France just got the France look like
the clear favorites to me, like they they don't have
that's their team has got no weaknesses as far as
I'm concerned.

Speaker 1 (24:00):
So looking casual as ship in the back. I'm like, bro,
he doesn't even have to really do much like a.

Speaker 4 (24:04):
Back injury as well.

Speaker 6 (24:05):
Yes, probably he's probably definitely, Yeah, I would say, I
mean the first game, it looked like the shaky back
there to leave it with the back I mean against Senegol, Like.

Speaker 3 (24:15):
Yeah, there was a couple of little sure, I think
this happens.

Speaker 1 (24:19):
But I think at the end of the day, even
with them sort of like figuring each their own like
back four partnership out that whole crew, and like the
quality of the opposition, no disrespect to Senegal, like they
were able to figure it out.

Speaker 3 (24:34):
But yeah, I just it's either that.

Speaker 1 (24:36):
I mean, Germany is also the other one that I'm like,
they might never do something you don't all want.

Speaker 3 (24:42):
Nah, I can't beat it, don't you die? Nine. Uh
Well then I guess maybe that with that we should
talk about England because.

Speaker 1 (24:57):
Prediction get out of the gate, oh from the okay,
so o, my god, from the first English Croatia match
just casually you just well you just.

Speaker 5 (25:06):
Saw I've dropped myself, I've dropped my son off at daycare.
And because Jimmel's talked about betting before and I don't bet.
I just don't bet on football. I just I just
used to in the UK, but I just start whatever
enough and then.

Speaker 3 (25:21):
I always cursed.

Speaker 1 (25:22):
I ended up cursing the team that I bet on,
which is like, yeah, yeah, you just ive never been.

Speaker 5 (25:28):
Cheering on someone You've never like, like, you just want
to come on Layton Baines.

Speaker 2 (25:32):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 5 (25:33):
I don't want to cheer on Layton Banes. He's always
the guy.

Speaker 4 (25:35):
For some reason.

Speaker 2 (25:36):
Things Steve said, well, you coward your name.

Speaker 5 (25:42):
Your two names started the same letter and it's just.

Speaker 4 (25:49):
The sibilants.

Speaker 3 (25:51):
You're a snake.

Speaker 2 (25:56):
Anyway.

Speaker 6 (25:58):
From the first day, and I was telling you guys
that I didn't I forgot to put a bet on
ball again scoring two goals that yeah, that was off
the events.

Speaker 4 (26:09):
And then I'm voice texting and I'm like, I've.

Speaker 5 (26:11):
Got a feeling like Caine, even though it's Croatia, Caine's
going to score like a hat trick or two because
it was after MESSI had scored a hat trick, yeah,
and Harland had scored and obviously.

Speaker 4 (26:21):
Run I dropped a turkey whatever. I was like, everyone's
bringing it.

Speaker 5 (26:24):
I was like Caine, I said, it's going to score
ever a hat trick or two goals, and he's probably
going to score penalty and one from a corner. And
after forty minutes I was like, im unbelievable.

Speaker 2 (26:34):
Yeah, I am a genie. And then I was like, Jamal,
did you bet? And you?

Speaker 4 (26:37):
And you you thought I was going to put the
bet on or something?

Speaker 6 (26:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (26:40):
I thought you were going to do it yourself, because
I responded.

Speaker 3 (26:42):
Like, hey, the way you said, I was like, bro,
that is a crazy fuck.

Speaker 1 (26:45):
Yeah that sounds pretty specifics on that cut to twelfth
minute Harry Gane penalty being scored, forty second minute, Harry
Kane scores from a corner.

Speaker 2 (26:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (26:54):
Crazy Yeah.

Speaker 5 (26:55):
But then but then I thought I'd test it again
with the next England game. I said, maybe Kane scores
two and.

Speaker 3 (27:02):
Christ very much.

Speaker 6 (27:06):
Yeah, And then you threw me off because I'm staring
at Ronaldo against Who's Becca Stand? Like, god damn it,
this is the game. I already said he was gonna
be licking his tops for Who's Becca Stand? Right, But
then I got scared. I'm gonna go with Chris. I'm
gonna take it easy, dead ass wrong, no.

Speaker 1 (27:25):
Seeing I was saying the first I was like first match,
you got it. Bet Christiano's knocking to score. That was
the one I felt. I was like, he's not scoring,
It's not gonna happen.

Speaker 6 (27:35):
Then when they said it was like they were watching
the messy match together and it was like weird, like uh,
Ronaldo was making it weird, like he was.

Speaker 3 (27:45):
In the cup chair or some ship.

Speaker 2 (27:46):
Yeah yeah, he's just like pinching his fist for real.
He's like Arthur fi fist.

Speaker 3 (27:50):
Yeah, I'm fine, I'm good with it.

Speaker 2 (27:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (27:52):
Just that meme with like the fucking crying face behind
the mask, which is crazy too, because I don't know
if you saw there was there's like on this on
subreddit that just posts like bullshit like memes about soccer.
Someone put like, because who is it, uh Gonsal, what's
what's the different? PSG, Gonzalo nevisns jown Nevis.

Speaker 4 (28:14):
Yeah yeah, I thought it was John Nevis and I
doubt that that was his.

Speaker 3 (28:17):
Yeah yeah.

Speaker 6 (28:18):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (28:19):
Anyway, so jiun Neves had had a great match that
first match. There was like someone made a fake post
where his girlfriend was posting a picture with him, and
someone commented, is your boyfriends telling him to pass the
ball to my goat clown emoji and they faked a
reply that said tell your goat to retire.

Speaker 3 (28:37):
He's very selfish. And people took this ship as the
gospel truth that blew up on Twitter, and this poor
girl got.

Speaker 1 (28:43):
All these death threats and ship because they thought she
really had that, like just etherd Ronaldo in the fucking
comments section, which is really wild. So anyway, I just
like to say that because of the just because of
all the stress around Ronaldo.

Speaker 3 (28:59):
Like and memes are getting people very deep in their feelings.

Speaker 1 (29:04):
And then when you finally scored that first goal, it
felt like he was trying to drag the whole team
with him. He's like, come with me, Bro, I just
scored everybody. It looked like the other players like, hey, bro,
come on, man, the old man scored. Let's give him
his props. He'll be upset.

Speaker 4 (29:19):
But yeah, but did he say didn't he say I'm
back or something like that.

Speaker 5 (29:23):
He said something like that, just like but it's also
like you're playing his Pakistan, Like do you know what
I mean?

Speaker 3 (29:28):
It's like that's like Kus was in tears.

Speaker 5 (29:31):
That's like Batman coming back from like his you know,
like in the Dark Knight instead of taking out the joker.

Speaker 4 (29:37):
He like like beats of ship out Alfred or.

Speaker 3 (29:40):
Like he's your mate.

Speaker 1 (29:42):
He's like, ah, he's just he's just he's just rips
on a penguin's little penguins in half like a literal.

Speaker 4 (29:52):
They're like, whoa, he hoists like a sort of a
dead penguin. Grcas like a baby, but.

Speaker 3 (30:00):
Want to win Batman like bro and that was a pigeon.
Many it wasn't.

Speaker 4 (30:06):
It was a pigeon.

Speaker 1 (30:10):
That felt easy, that felt a little bit easy, felt
a little bit easy elsewhere.

Speaker 3 (30:17):
I mean, Holland also cannot stop scoring.

Speaker 2 (30:20):
Hey, hey, you want to talk about teams. That's a
dark horse.

Speaker 1 (30:24):
After that, after their second match, after what that was
the Senegal match, when they got through, they're like, oh,
what do you think?

Speaker 3 (30:34):
You know, like France, you know, what do you think
potentially facing them?

Speaker 1 (30:37):
He goes, I mean, I don't know, man, like it
is what it is, but I mean they're gonna probably
win the whole thing anyway.

Speaker 3 (30:42):
So like he just was very casual like, yeah, they're
gonna win everything, unless he was.

Speaker 1 (30:45):
Doing his dry Scandinavian version of Pep Guardiola mind games,
although I don't know it does feel very like from
what I've read about Norwegian athletes, like they're not the
kind of people to always be like, yeah, man, we
got this ship. They would be like yeah, the friends probably,
I don't know, we'll be fine.

Speaker 3 (31:03):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (31:04):
I'm just gonna He's like, if I get knocked out,
I can go back to making YouTube videos, which is
my true passion.

Speaker 4 (31:09):
I can start franking people again.

Speaker 3 (31:13):
What was his last YouTube? Buffalo?

Speaker 5 (31:14):
Do you know I haven't actually been on the Harland
YouTube watch, but i've been.

Speaker 4 (31:18):
You know, what did we talk about?

Speaker 5 (31:20):
The one where he was sitting in a van behind
with his back to It was with another influencer I've
never heard of who's got so many followers. And the
guy would invite people in the front football fans about football,
and Harlan's got hit off and he's just like he's
like fighting it so funny.

Speaker 4 (31:35):
The guy's like, what do you.

Speaker 2 (31:36):
Think it, Harlan?

Speaker 7 (31:37):
Do you think do you think he's kind of yeah,
it's my haters surprising, but like none of them were
hating him.

Speaker 5 (31:46):
It's like someone's like, yeah, the guy's trying to be like,
what do you think of Harland? Do you think he's
kind of ship and they're like, no, I think he's awesome.
He's awesome, he's an amazing player.

Speaker 6 (31:57):
What poor man with the mustache was mere man without must.

Speaker 1 (32:04):
I would have thought this random person with a hood
on in the back of this van with a bunch
of cameras in you, that's crazy, man.

Speaker 2 (32:12):
That's crazy.

Speaker 5 (32:12):
I miss it's making me miss Rio Ferdinand, You've got marked.
It's all just making me do Yeah. His last uplook
was fucking eighteen hours ago. Yes, it's him taking in
like a like a hurt like a Hurricanes game. Uh,
just doing American things, chick bow jungles.

Speaker 2 (32:32):
I don't know yet.

Speaker 3 (32:32):
I feel like they can't. There's no way they're eating
ship like Zaxby's or Christian.

Speaker 2 (32:37):
Yeah, you definitely can't do that.

Speaker 1 (32:39):
Un that's your Turkey and you're already out, you know
what I mean. I hope the second Turkey were like, well,
we're out of this ship. Drop the biscuits, because what
the fuck are we going to do? By the way,
can we talk of dark horses.

Speaker 5 (32:51):
I've I've dubbed Turkey this year's pale horses because they're
they're normally the dark horses.

Speaker 4 (32:57):
They have been absolutely terrible.

Speaker 3 (33:01):
Yeah, that's what the.

Speaker 5 (33:05):
Tournament they've been in anemic, I guess, actually albino horses.

Speaker 4 (33:10):
Is that what you would say, is that is that offensive?

Speaker 2 (33:12):
I don't know that offensive factory.

Speaker 6 (33:14):
You're about to get clapped horse like yeah, yeah, horse
with the leg out yep.

Speaker 2 (33:20):
And you know who did it to him?

Speaker 6 (33:22):
Poacha Tino with that preseason in that warm up match
when they scored five goals on our C minus team,
whoever the fuck was out there, we all got shook
and we all said turkey a ooh baby, what do
you oh yeah mm hmm. And that ship was all fraudulent.

Speaker 4 (33:41):
He figurs, yes, like bait and switched them.

Speaker 2 (33:44):
They kind of we rope a dope the whole tournament
with that. Man.

Speaker 5 (33:49):
Do you know why I meant to say that when
talking about USA earlier, it was like one thing I
read that Potch was saying that he did was he
said he had to change the mentality. It's a long
time because a lot of these American players that used
to playing in the MLA where there's no relegation. So
I just really liked the idea that, like, until he
told them these players at the World Cup didn't understand.

Speaker 2 (34:08):
Knocked out.

Speaker 5 (34:10):
Yeah, when you're knocked out, guys, you you you can't
come back and playing again next.

Speaker 2 (34:15):
It ain't another the first part of the regular season, right.

Speaker 4 (34:18):
Yeah, this is you guys.

Speaker 5 (34:19):
You guys when we get if you get knocked out,
you don't get a do over, right, and there's no draft.

Speaker 1 (34:24):
One of the players raise their hands like, well, my
dad's a cop and one time I hit a guy
with my car and then he was just able to
sort it out, like is there something we can do
if we lose?

Speaker 2 (34:33):
What? No?

Speaker 3 (34:35):
Oh okay, yeah, damn jell, what the fuck your.

Speaker 5 (34:39):
Dad Like, yeah, I know your dad's a cop, but actually,
can you can you investigate?

Speaker 4 (34:43):
Ronaldo's your pigeon. He's holding a pigeon above his head.

Speaker 3 (34:48):
Like he's just murdered a pigeon.

Speaker 5 (34:50):
And he's celebrating it for some reason. He's saying, it's
the penguin. We don't know what's going Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (34:55):
Mexico right now, right now as we record, they are
playing their in final match and is still nil nil
from what I can tell, Yes, it is against Chechia.

Speaker 2 (35:07):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (35:07):
Same with Korea against South Africa. Uh. The Mexico Korea match.
Got it, it wasn't a great match to watch, I
got it, it was.

Speaker 4 (35:16):
It was bad, but that goalkeeping era was a real
tough man.

Speaker 3 (35:20):
Yeah yeah, real tough, real tough.

Speaker 1 (35:22):
It looked like the real the real headlines were about
like the Korea Town viewing party that they had that
was it looked fun where it was like basically so
many people you basically you couldn't even see this. There
weren't enough TVs. There were enough, there wasn't enough screen
space to handle all the people that descended.

Speaker 3 (35:38):
Overall the vibes where I saw some fun shit.

Speaker 1 (35:41):
I saw a couple of wacky clips on on the
social media, but overall, big love in because I think
people still remember when Korea defeated Germany was in twenty eighteen,
and that helped Mexico advance. And I don't know if
you remember, there was like that clip of like a
random Korean guy in Mexico and like the whole fucking
like like all these Mexican people just like raised him up.

Speaker 3 (36:01):
And threw them up in the air because they used
the many to get him through.

Speaker 1 (36:04):
So just nice to see a little bit of it
was a very yeah, very positive match of the of
the host though. Yeah, like Canada, my god, don't I
don't know that leg breaks aside, they.

Speaker 2 (36:19):
Dog Guitar is the worst team in the tournament.

Speaker 1 (36:21):
Yeah, oh my god, it's it's real really, they're real bad.
And also I think that match brought Canada's I think
Canada's like the highest x GY in.

Speaker 3 (36:32):
The tournament because of that.

Speaker 2 (36:33):
It's like some ship.

Speaker 1 (36:36):
Yes, but that one dude, the guitar player is like
banned for five matches right from that, from that tackle, I.

Speaker 2 (36:43):
Mean, yeah, I shouldn't even look at Gumble leg break.

Speaker 6 (36:46):
You know what they said on the broadcast today, there
was just three surgeons in Vancouver watching the game and
they just got up and went to the hospital like
it wasn't even a They ain't even get a page
saw there.

Speaker 1 (37:00):
Yeah that's me, that's yeah. Fuck fuck they call me mister.
They call me mister Tibbs. In terms of tibulus, tibi tipular.
He's now going to tibula. They both be confined.

Speaker 4 (37:15):
Yeah, damn a tibula. I mean the poor guy though,
that was yeah, that was so's they they were spanking.

Speaker 5 (37:22):
It was just a that was a full on like
you're playing a hungover guy on the Sunday League game.

Speaker 4 (37:26):
He's just doing that ship game.

Speaker 2 (37:28):
We listen.

Speaker 6 (37:29):
It's every country shows the characteristics of the population when
they play in ancestral football.

Speaker 2 (37:38):
And what is guitar known for human rights violations?

Speaker 1 (37:43):
I mean, so that squad is also like fully like manufactured,
like through like all of the money that they have
a guitar, like they're like their whole goal in the
build up of the twenty twenty two World Cup is like,
we need to be cranking out high level soccer players.
You need to bring the best trainers in the best
what ever, stealing children from other countries if need be,
and just saying they they're from here?

Speaker 3 (38:05):
Would we do what we got to do?

Speaker 5 (38:07):
And yet we got the let we got we we
managed to get the best leg breaker in the world.

Speaker 3 (38:11):
We got him.

Speaker 4 (38:12):
Yeah, this guy is so good at breaking.

Speaker 3 (38:14):
How's he how's he had actually playing football?

Speaker 2 (38:17):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (38:17):
He's ship?

Speaker 2 (38:18):
He had no idea.

Speaker 4 (38:19):
But they actually no do you know what?

Speaker 5 (38:22):
They actually did have the best team in the tournament,
but that bloke broke all their legs before they got
to the World Cup.

Speaker 4 (38:27):
So they just to the rest of the team.

Speaker 3 (38:28):
They had all these Brazilians like Patriot to come on over.

Speaker 6 (38:32):
Oh yeah, Notrian, and then they think of breaks his legs.

Speaker 3 (38:38):
Did somehow him. Yeah, let's take a break when we
come back. Fans, I'm drink with guys.

Speaker 5 (38:48):
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Speaker 3 (38:53):
By the audio hoarding after this or actually coming up now.
And I hope you.

Speaker 1 (39:11):
Enjoyed those audio hoardings made custom for your listening pleasure
and your consumption. The fans, the real MVPs of this tournament,
the people who come to the United States, especially when
they go, man, this place is fucked up, and they're right,
and they're right. Luckily they've been going to places where
people are fun too, and they've been having a great time.

(39:35):
And we've just seen what sort of out pouring after
outpouring of love and admiration for American culture. And sometimes
people are confused by America. But so far, I gotta say,
I really love how the like the what I was reading.
There's been a lot of fear about the Australian and
English fans for their capacity to do Trump chants that

(39:58):
could get picked up by the mics. They really they
were really shook by Donald or Aussie boys on the
fender Donald Trump is a sex offender, and the other
one about something.

Speaker 3 (40:07):
He's got piles. He's in the Epstein files the other one.

Speaker 1 (40:14):
And they're like fu fuck fuck these drunk focks are
they're too witty and they speak English where our audiences
will understand what they're saying. But so far, who have
been some of the standout supporters, uh, for y'all that
you've seen in terms of cultural exchange.

Speaker 5 (40:29):
I like the bloke who split the g on the
the Japanese guy. Japanese guy. Yeah, I I only learn
about this phenomenon when I was in the UK. But
if you don't, people don't know's where you. You have
one big sip of a Guinness and hope you can
just nail splitting it down the chi on the Mexico discord.

Speaker 3 (40:46):
Get it, Brian, Brian about to go out.

Speaker 2 (40:51):
His his house smell like pacifico right now.

Speaker 3 (40:54):
Spilt yeah, spilt dried Pacifico all over the floor.

Speaker 4 (40:58):
Oh beautiful. Let's have a look at that.

Speaker 6 (41:01):
Go yep, yeah, it's coming in coming in high a
little midfield check. You had tried to, you know, press
fucked it up bad, bang bang.

Speaker 4 (41:12):
That is some awful no one could tackle him.

Speaker 6 (41:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (41:15):
Yeah, too easy, that's what.

Speaker 5 (41:17):
It's just too easy for my lovely tidy finished that one, jile.

Speaker 6 (41:21):
Given the way the first fifty five minutes was that
was too easy, lovely.

Speaker 3 (41:26):
Sorry, I'm going to delay. I'm about to get Oh
oh you bit, you bit too soon? Mm hmm oh, casual,
I love that.

Speaker 1 (41:37):
Just open up the hips. Yeah, it was like left
side or right sided on me? Sorry, well, what what
were we saying before? It was like next sword the
guys split the g.

Speaker 5 (41:45):
Oh yeah, the Japanese fan yeah yeah, yeah, and then
and then Japan scored just like yeah. I love seeing
different fans of different coaches speaking. That's that's my dark
horses looking after each other.

Speaker 3 (42:01):
Horse horse.

Speaker 1 (42:03):
No, no, I'm saying Japan has been my dark horse,
and I'm I'm very I'm liking what I'm seeing. Our
ability to score has been hardening. Yeah, splitting the g
has been nice. Uh what about you, Jabel? You you
noticed some people in the stands.

Speaker 6 (42:17):
I mean it's just a lot of baddie It's just
baddie watch. Yeah yeah, yeah, a lot of super duper baddies.
I mean the congos insane Yeah. And the La Mumbo guy,
he just showed up.

Speaker 2 (42:28):
It just shows up. He showed up chilled. Uh, there's
a little there's a pudgy little kid.

Speaker 6 (42:34):
Uh. Rooting for Morocco today with Bracest I was loving him.
He's looking like a little Moroccan man.

Speaker 5 (42:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (42:40):
And do we have someone's just going right for it.

Speaker 6 (42:44):
Anyone's mom is Coonie's mom? Please come on the podcast.
You are on Ampty Watch. Yeah, you're looking good girl.

Speaker 3 (42:54):
She she kind of looks like regime.

Speaker 1 (42:57):
Yeah, you know what I mean from living saying, she's
got like she's like, she's like Brazilian regime.

Speaker 3 (43:04):
There's something about her. I don't know what. She reminds
me of, like a teacher that I would have had
a crush on.

Speaker 4 (43:09):
She's go Jamel raging in a different area.

Speaker 6 (43:13):
When I see Yeah, when I see her, I hear
I hear Newer, I hear new I hear baby Face
singles from the two thousands, hear the she goes.

Speaker 3 (43:22):
Oh yeah to the Neptunes track. Yeah, you know she
like that upbeat stuff. Yeah, oh my god, you regrettable baby.
Oh yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (43:39):
Yr save f.

Speaker 6 (43:43):
Seen in world football. Now, basketball and football are known
for hot moms. But yeah, yeah, I did no international football.

Speaker 1 (43:49):
She goes, I rank her above Luca's mom for sure. Yeah, yeah,
she's definitely.

Speaker 3 (43:54):
She said, what okay, God bless you with you. Who.

Speaker 1 (43:58):
Also we saw we got this Brazil's last group match
against Scotland and Taskuna did score and he hit on him.

Speaker 4 (44:05):
Yeah, I don't, I'm not, I'm not.

Speaker 5 (44:07):
What do we We've talked about the surfing, the web,
the web, it's not it's you know, when someone's at
the early inception of trying to make a sort of
their celebration.

Speaker 6 (44:18):
I don't love it loving, which we finally saw the
Cape Verdet celebration. He kind of is going for like
a basketball thing. Yeah, like I'm strong. It's like a
little kid like they're.

Speaker 5 (44:32):
Like the good thing about the good thing about it,
where it's like a finisher in wrestling. You just don't
want it to don't over complicate it, just keep it simple.

Speaker 3 (44:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (44:41):
Bain Mask Bain Masks a classic, I mean, pain masks
better than we should probably speak about how they got
absolutely spanked as well.

Speaker 1 (44:49):
My god, sweet, I mean after was it the first
team to win five to one and then lose five people?

Speaker 5 (44:56):
As as football fans is consistency, and this team consistently
have a five to one school line when they play
a game of football, which is actually so bad.

Speaker 3 (45:03):
Yeah, it's entertainment for sure.

Speaker 2 (45:06):
At the end of the day, it's Sweden. It's like, yeah,
who is we really? Who are we really? We really
talking about on Sweden.

Speaker 1 (45:14):
I mean they've got they've got a like individual players,
but yeah, there's there's no couple of strikers right right,
right right and Alana.

Speaker 2 (45:22):
I mean it's just for me, it made me think
that the Netherlands is a real contender too.

Speaker 3 (45:27):
I mean, obviously, my boy, my boy code jack Bow,
you know what I mean. Let's not forget your boy.

Speaker 4 (45:32):
Sweden could have scored about four goals. That was just
not going to do anything they got and they.

Speaker 6 (45:36):
For whatever reason, wouldn't play Alanga Alanga comes in scores
in like two minutes.

Speaker 2 (45:41):
They're down for zip already.

Speaker 1 (45:43):
I like how he tried to get the He was like,
come on, guys, let's do something here. I think right
after he scored, I'm like, come on, you got thirty
you know you've.

Speaker 6 (45:51):
With it now you've seen give fifteen billion followers like
I gotta go for a hat trick right here.

Speaker 3 (45:57):
Yeah, that's I can DM. People's like, hey, you do
o f discount you do of discounts, bro, you do
discount discounts. It kind of broke shit, man, seven bucks
a month, man.

Speaker 1 (46:11):
I mean like you know something for like like two months,
two months for one all right, humble Yeah.

Speaker 6 (46:17):
Mexico scores again. Off the ass assists, off the ass
Oh there we go, we have an exit, We have
a bomb.

Speaker 5 (46:25):
Can not calm be Oh yeah, because that's an intense
will that be given an intentional.

Speaker 2 (46:30):
Was he even off sides on the on the rebound?

Speaker 5 (46:33):
Well, just because the goalie is in front of him, right,
but I think you're I think because it's an intentional
action by defenders and it resets the play, right.

Speaker 2 (46:41):
That's what I'm thinking.

Speaker 6 (46:42):
It felt legal when I saw it as soon as
it's yourna.

Speaker 1 (46:48):
Let's see, man, my ship is so behind you guys
are gonna have to tell me whatever because check your plazy.

Speaker 6 (46:54):
Yeah you're not so aside bro Okay, So it's number
two for Mexico.

Speaker 2 (46:59):
Santez got a break.

Speaker 4 (47:00):
Well yeah yeah, yeah, that's he's trying to clear it.

Speaker 2 (47:02):
Just close it into the guys yet clear into a
guy's ass.

Speaker 7 (47:05):
Is it.

Speaker 5 (47:07):
I've had that, You know, someone scores off the backside.
I've not seen an assist off the backside before. That's
very impressive, is it.

Speaker 6 (47:14):
He should get it away? That's on ass. That's a
whole ass.

Speaker 5 (47:18):
Oh, check, you have been check you've been disappointing by
the way. They've been very disappointing.

Speaker 4 (47:23):
This tournament them into the anemic into the pale horse category.

Speaker 6 (47:27):
Ill horse section. You throw them in there. Throw Belgium
to the front.

Speaker 1 (47:33):
Horse cart lead lead pale horse for Belgium on the
on the colored chart of horses, like one of these
eggshell one of them is like just I don't know
what other snow white, snow cocaine.

Speaker 3 (47:49):
Another one is called of like white paint.

Speaker 1 (47:52):
Yeah yeah, baby baby left on this one's base got
a little yellow and it has been yet. Uh. And
then you've got Belgium, which is like like powder the movie. Yeah,
the whitest motherfucker out there.

Speaker 2 (48:09):
I mean that that.

Speaker 3 (48:10):
They are definitely the biggest disappointment.

Speaker 1 (48:12):
Like there's so much talk about that Golden age for them,
that Golden generation.

Speaker 5 (48:17):
There's there is a joke golden like golden They're all
like golden golden girls.

Speaker 4 (48:23):
I can't. Then there's some ingredients to a joke that
someone else can make.

Speaker 1 (48:27):
Yeah, solid gold, like solid gold oldies. Yeah yeah, oldies,
gold oldies. That's not good either, but hey, were whatever.

Speaker 6 (48:37):
The Football Federation of Belgium is still paying for King
Leopold's crimes.

Speaker 3 (48:41):
Yeah yeah, what else? What else? What else?

Speaker 5 (48:47):
I mean Scotland, we haven't mentioned Scotland. Drunk all the
alcohol in Boston and then, I mean it was already
it was already tracking that way when we last did
the podcast.

Speaker 4 (48:56):
But I hope they stay in the town Army group.

Speaker 2 (48:59):
And then they all slipped in Miami and they wrecked
up Miami too. Yeah. Dan Levantar said they fucked up
South Beach.

Speaker 1 (49:07):
Yeah, they said, yeah, Miami was also scrambling after the
Tartan Army came through with their wonderful thirst.

Speaker 6 (49:15):
Actually looking like a modern version of Vice City. Yeah,
where it's a bunch of Tommy versettes.

Speaker 7 (49:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (49:23):
But then their cultural exchanges, we learned about their love
of the traffic cone on top of a statue's head,
and we started in Boston with them throwing one on
like the Samuel Adams statue. Basically, people just started going
around Boston like they're fucking cones on like all the
statues heads around here, like like fucking all of them.
So credit to all the Scots out there that did

(49:44):
their part to maintain that tradition.

Speaker 5 (49:47):
It's a yeah, it's a weird one. We're in the UK,
like it's sort of part of our culture. I mean,
I know people in America that is Scotland and England
is part of the UK but different a lot of
different cultures, but we are united by the fact that
we like to drink a lot and we like to
put traffic cones on things.

Speaker 3 (50:03):
And you're united under the threat of violence.

Speaker 1 (50:05):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but yeah, yeah, that's the traffic
Because it's funny because a lot of the cliffs showed
about how like this, you know, people make it a
game like everyone's taking turns trying to get the cone
on top of the head and we're going, oh, and
you're doing that for three hours, trying to get a
fucking cone on the statue's head.

Speaker 3 (50:24):
And when I saw a.

Speaker 5 (50:25):
Funny one where they were, you know, all the Norwegian fans,
we've got to give them a shower out for they're rowing.
Although yeah they're Viking and there's one where the scott
Scottish fans are rowing with them and I'm sorry for
not knowing the quote.

Speaker 4 (50:35):
It's a very funny tweet.

Speaker 5 (50:36):
You go, Do they realize where the where historically they
were rowing towards.

Speaker 3 (50:43):
Coming for your ass?

Speaker 5 (50:44):
Bro?

Speaker 4 (50:44):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (50:47):
Baby.

Speaker 1 (50:48):
That's when I learned Stamford Bridge was actually a very
important battle and ten sixty six in the Battle of
the Hastings.

Speaker 3 (50:55):
Or some shit like that, was it. Yeah, the Stamford
Bridge was like the sight of like epic battle, like
with when Harold Hedrati or whatever came through.

Speaker 5 (51:03):
We've talked about how it's just an epic place where
I used to go under age drinking a nightclub.

Speaker 4 (51:08):
So that's that's the other big battle that is happening.
To get a four.

Speaker 6 (51:14):
Yeah you said Harold Hadrati. That sound like a dude
who sales suits a fake soup company.

Speaker 3 (51:20):
The former King of Norway, Harold hard Drada. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.
He died in ten sixty six at Stamford Bridge. So
we got that bit of fucking history right there.

Speaker 4 (51:36):
You know everything in this podcast.

Speaker 6 (51:39):
By the way, South Africa has scored on a grip. Yes, oh,
that's a bummer. Yeah, I don't think anybody on Earth
is rooting for South Africa.

Speaker 4 (51:50):
Hang, well, that means South.

Speaker 8 (51:51):
Africa go through yeah career, whoa wow, that's not drama. Drama,
my man, shithole.

Speaker 2 (51:59):
He gets his day. He's gonna get his redemption.

Speaker 3 (52:01):
That's yeah. They're on four points. That puts Korea on three.

Speaker 6 (52:06):
That's spicy, man. Yeah, I just got the freaking uh
the sun. The means son McDonald's cup. Oh what am
I doing with my McDonald's cup. That's an ash right now, bro?

Speaker 2 (52:20):
You know where I'm aligning with aluminum ooil.

Speaker 1 (52:23):
Yeah, but work for like guts or something, you know
what I mean. Just dump yours in there and just
keep moving. Yeah, it doesn't have to be a hot
ash whatever anyway, So uh after this, So this week
it is crazy because every day we're getting six matches
to get to wrap up, which is dare I.

Speaker 3 (52:42):
Say almost too much?

Speaker 5 (52:43):
Like I can't.

Speaker 1 (52:44):
I'm not unemployed enough and I'm not childless enough to
be able to devote every my eyeballs to every single match.
I do love that the added teams gives you stuff
like cobbo Verde and things like that, but.

Speaker 3 (52:59):
Maybe just like like space it out a little bit more.

Speaker 1 (53:02):
Man, give me, give me some time. I don't even
care if the fucking turn me took like a month
and a half.

Speaker 5 (53:06):
If you've already been knocked out by the third game,
you should just you should be able to get on
the pitch and just get hammered.

Speaker 4 (53:12):
That should be it. You should you should be able
to just go out and drink the other team.

Speaker 5 (53:16):
Give him a point or like, but then you mean
immediately Haiti exactly, there we go. But Haiti like they
put up a bit of a scare show against Morocco
for a second goal.

Speaker 2 (53:32):
Player is a door?

Speaker 1 (53:33):
Yeah yeah, yeah, that was also fit. Like for a second,
I was like, damn. And to your point, I think,
were you saying, Chris that Haiti was on the brink
of being good?

Speaker 4 (53:42):
I was like that almost good.

Speaker 5 (53:44):
Whenever they get to the final third and like they
definitely like I was watching going into You're unlucky with
I think that the first team to technically not be
able to qualify to the knockouts. I was like, no,
they just got a tough group because they look decent.

Speaker 1 (53:56):
Yeah, there was I think there was that for that
first goal they had against like the right back just
dummied across and just completely fucking put the Moroccan defender
on skates and then got to the goal line and
just cut it back.

Speaker 3 (54:09):
For that little flick. But yeah, I was like, ooh,
some skills.

Speaker 2 (54:13):
I like that.

Speaker 3 (54:13):
I like that.

Speaker 6 (54:14):
Uh yeah, you know they look good except for that
last goal man that goal that fourth when they gave
up against Morocco. Like when dude he finesses the defender
on the touch line. Yeah right, and they they brought
in the new technology to show that they was still
in but work, best move, worst haircut.

Speaker 2 (54:32):
I don't know that, dudes, but he has a terrible
little side part.

Speaker 3 (54:40):
Great haircut, not great. So yeah, next up round of
thirty two.

Speaker 1 (54:46):
We shall excuse me and we shall see and we'll see,
uh what lucky third place teams? Uh end up squeaking
in two because there is a chance for them to
get back in Scotland.

Speaker 2 (54:58):
My wife's yeah, the girl differentials as the.

Speaker 4 (55:02):
Goal difference the gold.

Speaker 1 (55:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (55:04):
After that, I mean they just would give. They were
like they had a full melt down. And I feel
so bad for Randy Robertson. He's a nice guy.

Speaker 2 (55:10):
Yeah, he tried to give He tried to give Alison
a kiss and Allison.

Speaker 4 (55:16):
Was like, no, you know, you know what they say
that nice guys.

Speaker 6 (55:20):
Just when just at the end they were saying bye,
and he kind of he almost went for one, just
a little smooth.

Speaker 3 (55:25):
Little yeah yeah, and he was like hey, he was like, hey, man.

Speaker 5 (55:29):
Allison tried to kiss robertson.

Speaker 6 (55:31):
No, Robert like just like on some like hey, good game, bye,
see you back at the see at the house.

Speaker 4 (55:37):
Yeah, see you back at them. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
that's why he went for his last chance for a smooth.

Speaker 3 (55:45):
He was to see him for a while and you're
not gonna get it. Sorry, bro.

Speaker 5 (55:49):
He's actually more embarrassed about that than giving the ball
away cheaply to let veniss Oh what about?

Speaker 1 (55:55):
It was crazy how they almost did too, and guys
say by that that like luckily, I mean lucky for them.

Speaker 3 (56:02):
Venezias actually fouled him, but yeah, not wasn't a great showing.
But anyway, we got the round of thirty two coming up.

Speaker 1 (56:10):
More intrigue, more cultural exchanges, more sightings in the stands
you can expect from us.

Speaker 3 (56:18):
Before we go, any plugs, any places people can see, y'all.

Speaker 2 (56:22):
I'd like to I'd like to give a plug to
Darren Fletcher.

Speaker 6 (56:26):
Shout out to you for getting hitting the head with
a bottle during Columbia who was beekastan. Somebody cracked Darren
Fletcher in the head with a bottle and he continued
to call the match and he was barely face. He
was just like, Hey, that's the Hey, that's the wonder
of the Cup guys. So it was pretty good. He
was bleeding and shit was he. I mean, according to

(56:50):
Jackie Oatley, that's the that was the main broadcaster according
to her, because she's like.

Speaker 2 (56:55):
Yo, Darren, you okay, right, right right, I'm fine, I'm fine.

Speaker 6 (56:58):
You know the game they just upset that Columbia really
moving the ball around. It's kind of a stagnant, okay
second half for him. And she's like you sure make
you're bleeding yeah, And he's like, nah, nah, you know
it's just a cup.

Speaker 3 (57:11):
Come on, bro, I'm look at me, look at how
I'm built.

Speaker 2 (57:14):
You think I give so piece to that man?

Speaker 3 (57:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (57:17):
I'll give a shout out to the var official who
decided not to give a penalty against Ezri Concert.

Speaker 4 (57:23):
My god, it's the craziest decision of ever.

Speaker 3 (57:27):
I was like watching that was.

Speaker 5 (57:31):
And then like five minutes later like Pickford kind of
like bowl the guy and then they were like they
fouled Pickford. I was like, yeah, all right, I guess
we win the World Cup?

Speaker 7 (57:41):
Is it?

Speaker 4 (57:42):
On those decisions?

Speaker 3 (57:44):
It's coming home with me?

Speaker 2 (57:45):
Coming home all right as well? Might as well come
on home.

Speaker 3 (57:48):
Yeah, come on home to all of our homes. We'll
see who's home it ends up at. We'll see you
next week with even more coverage up the World Cup
and maybe we'll hit a wacky bed who knows me,
or maybe we might ruin our lives. We don't know,
but stay tuned to find out. We'll see you next time.

Speaker 6 (58:04):
P mm hm