Butt Fully Out

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:05):
Guess what one match down, one match closer and closer
to the fucking thrilling conclusion of this Season's Mark Clay's
Premier League.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
It's match week thirty seven. Okay, we just watched.

Speaker 1 (00:22):
As of this recording, we do not know what happened
with City and Bournemouth. That is a huge question mark
hangover the proceedings. But what we do know is we
just got back from the Fox and Hounds and we
did see Arsenal eke out what was a very very
fucking stressful one nil match, one nil winner over Burnley.

(00:42):
But anyway, it's any footy match Week thirty seven. Chris
Martin ten seventeen to three words phrases, facial expressions.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
Holding in a piss. Oh, okay, I was. I was
holding in a piss right now?

Speaker 3 (00:59):
Yep, and off I was holding on there's one toilet
in there. I needed to urinate from all the game
got back and even this then, I was just I
just the whole game. I felt like I was mentally
holding in a piss the whole I could not relax
the whole season.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
Yeah, I've been holding in a piss.

Speaker 4 (01:17):
It's hurt.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
Wait put out my ureth throat and let it fly
that thing. You don't want to preemptively pee your pants.

Speaker 4 (01:26):
I mean I want to get into that. Yeah, I
have already. I went my pissed.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
I was gonna say, you did change your pants from
what you were wearing at the Foxing Hound.

Speaker 4 (01:37):
That's what I was that I was were black.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
It's not one hundred percent. I'm not black man in
casual clothes. I just have different black spots. Yeah, I'm
like Batman his website. Yeah, man, I went in.

Speaker 5 (01:53):
There's a line at halftime, yep, and the dude is like,
the dude in front of me is like, hey, nobody,
he's in the women's room right now, right like the
line is going back to where the women's room is.
He goes, hey, watch the door for me. Yeah, and
I go, hey, do the same for me. There you go,
door for door. Then as soon as he leaves, I
go pissing that as a lady waiting for me when

(02:14):
I opened the door.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
Disgusting.

Speaker 4 (02:16):
Whatever.

Speaker 6 (02:17):
And that was your phrases to some of my what
about you, Jim, I mean, shit, dude, we always together, man.
My thoughts and phrases are spirit bomb guys. We all
need to just put our hands up. It just let
some anime shit have been dug. Yeah, it's out of
our hands. Now it's up to God and the cartoonists.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
Yeah truly. One interesting thing though.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
I used to go to the Fox all the time
to watch matches shout out that lagooners and people didn't
used to lock the door. You would just piss next
to yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:48):
Year and next to the rhinal coolest Yeah, so Americans
your rhinal next to a toilet and then the unwritten rules.
But for some reason, when someone's paying into a just
a bowl, it feels like doing two.

Speaker 4 (03:03):
Know why, But.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
I think it's probably because I wonder too, Like because
at night and you're drunk as fun, you don't give
You're like, bro, I have to pee man like all
this like look at please don't do it in the
same yeah yeah right, And people have and people do.

Speaker 3 (03:18):
But you're saying that the reason you stop going is
because you can't piss within.

Speaker 4 (03:23):
Yeah yeah, yeah exactly. That's what had it out for
you today. Yeah he did.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
He did promise all together. How do I feel.

Speaker 4 (03:32):
There?

Speaker 1 (03:33):
Were I feel old because as I was watching this match,
there's a lot of younger supporters now full song the
whole time, and I was so stressed that I was
just like, I couldn't. I had to just be like,
I have to just watch as much I would love
to sing along and be with you.

Speaker 4 (03:54):
Now the way. Yeah, didn't even speak for two hours.

Speaker 2 (03:57):
I know, I was.

Speaker 1 (03:57):
You were You're the guy like in the bar, you
look at that guy's going to beat someone up to that.
I look like Liam Neeson before he gets drunk and
looks for what was that thing he would says like
I used to get drunk and look for a black
guy fight.

Speaker 4 (04:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
That came out a few years ago.

Speaker 4 (04:11):
He said it.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
He like he was really open about his.

Speaker 4 (04:15):
Accident.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
He's sort of racist, SubCom Yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
He said it out loud and then in an interview
and then everyone was like.

Speaker 4 (04:21):
All right, well I kind of have that too. Well
man ship.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
The other thing I did.

Speaker 1 (04:28):
The other feeling that I have is Jason Sadekas, please
don't fuck us over. Hey, okay, I know your co
star is always at the matches, Brendan Lynch.

Speaker 4 (04:38):
What's that guy's name? Do you know his name? Amen? Oh? Yeah,
name Big Arsenal with.

Speaker 2 (04:44):
That yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, this is this is yeah yeah,
yeah I did.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
I did an audition with what it's very nice man, Oh,
really very nice man. Brendan Brendan something. What's that show
called there on Steve Jobs. It's called Friend Ted Lasso,
Fred Hanson. Dude, No, it's called Ted hal It's called
Fred Hampton.

Speaker 4 (05:06):
Yeah. I just I didn't discovered that lasso is just
handing hunt.

Speaker 2 (05:10):
That's what I had to get that righted out.

Speaker 4 (05:13):
How did you guys just say the word las? Sue?
You say las?

Speaker 3 (05:16):
Yeah, because I was saying something to my friend about
a lassu and a lasso and he went, you mean
like in a like a world the same spelling. Yeah, yeah,
you guys call it a lasso.

Speaker 4 (05:25):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we.

Speaker 2 (05:26):
Call it America.

Speaker 4 (05:27):
We call it in America. It's only one oh so
so oh but.

Speaker 1 (05:31):
How is it spelled? Isn't it spelled the same like French?
Oh it's lasso for a cowboy too. Last sue in
the UK? What that's fucked up, bro, I'm sorry. It's
the worst thing my people have done. Yeah, what today
in cattle like that? You guys had a spotless fucking
record until that spotless record twenty Yeah, Jason Nakas was there.

(05:51):
You never know because you just said Drake talked about
PSG in the new album. Yes, and we know Drake,
there is a there is such thing as a Drake.

Speaker 4 (05:59):
We do not get mentioned.

Speaker 2 (06:00):
Thank god. Oh I didn't know that's the thing, is it?

Speaker 4 (06:03):
Oh yeah, yeah, for sure.

Speaker 5 (06:05):
He's always posting like bets, big bets for big games.

Speaker 4 (06:08):
But he's blowing. He's blowing, like tens of millions of
dollars and.

Speaker 1 (06:11):
Yeah, or like other times, was it was he in
the Kentucky locker room that one year? Yes, he fully
hit it out, yes, multiple times. Yeah, yeah, he's cursed
the University of Kentucky, all.

Speaker 5 (06:21):
Right, they were supposed to win the national title then
he was like hanging out with them and.

Speaker 2 (06:25):
Like, as far as he has not he is he
an Arsenal fan Drake.

Speaker 4 (06:29):
No, no, no, he's likes whoever Nike sponsors.

Speaker 1 (06:32):
Yeah yeah, yeah, thank god, soy Chelsea Barcelona anyways.

Speaker 2 (06:37):
But not us, thank don't worry about that.

Speaker 4 (06:39):
But he's mentioned. So we're gonna win the Champions League?

Speaker 2 (06:41):
Yeah yeah, yeah, and we heard did the belly get
hurt too?

Speaker 4 (06:44):
I was reading over the weekend he got.

Speaker 1 (06:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (06:49):
Yeah, he's someone who's like a machine.

Speaker 1 (06:51):
On Reddit, was like Oh my god, how dare Luis
and Rique put him out there for his tenth league appearance?

Speaker 2 (06:56):
Does he know how to men? So drive men into
the ground.

Speaker 4 (07:00):
Over the work.

Speaker 1 (07:01):
But anyway, let's get to it. Arsenal Burnley our last
home match of the season. We got City just two
points behind us. Let's make it five before they have
to go away to Bournemuth and make shit happen, and
we got.

Speaker 4 (07:17):
How did you?

Speaker 2 (07:17):
What was your sort of feeling throughout the match?

Speaker 4 (07:20):
Was it you?

Speaker 2 (07:22):
I started off very confident, angry. Actually I was so angry.

Speaker 4 (07:27):
Talking about gouging someone's eyes on it.

Speaker 2 (07:29):
I did, and I said, I was foaming up the
bear away.

Speaker 3 (07:33):
From just absolutely attacking anyone who was Jason Jason today
because is lucky go out of their life.

Speaker 2 (07:41):
You're kind of old old psycho man.

Speaker 1 (07:45):
The guy has n't blinked the whole time, like zen shit,
you just like I'm just gonna screen and so we
wouldn't like everybody has to do with their stress in
their own way.

Speaker 2 (07:54):
And I so I was just for me.

Speaker 1 (07:56):
I was like, it's crazy because my mindset is if
I was on that team, I wouldn't be sucking up.
I would be so fucking focused. I'll be so fucking ready.
I can't wait to get out there. And that was
my sort of mental state along with guys, this is
the fucking scandids.

Speaker 2 (08:11):
Look at this. Look at his seconds.

Speaker 1 (08:12):
Guy, he lost his family, guys for us, guys, for
our locked in guys. You can't see his keys again,
guys because of this, guys.

Speaker 4 (08:20):
He's locked in. Guys.

Speaker 1 (08:22):
I was confident. How what would you describe your beginning? No,
I was pretty confident. I was like, it was that way.
It was a very confident. I was like, I saw
the lineup. That's a good lineup for the game. Ezra
and Oder guard. We're just going to dominate the ball,
have attackers. And then then about twenty minutes, I was like,
we do need to score. That's the wird thing. You're like,
we do have to win it. We can't just draw.
We need to win it. And then the build up
to the goal I was doing.

Speaker 3 (08:43):
I mean, I told you before that I was late
to the pub to forgot my tiger's eye.

Speaker 4 (08:46):
Crystal got the Christian. How far did you go before you?
It was a divert. It was like a little diversion.

Speaker 3 (08:51):
I was driving back from somewhere and then the misses
and it was like a five minute diversion, but it
was it was it was I was. I did the analyzed.
I was like, if I don't bring it and we lose, yeah,
you'll have that. And I knew, are you going to
be looking scary at ship for the whole game? I
was like, is going to start roundhouse kicking me in
the middle of the fox it down? So I got
the got the crystal. And then twenty minutes and I

(09:12):
was a bit nervous, and then we started to build
some like sack of shit out of it.

Speaker 4 (09:15):
I was like, I just going, gosh, surely got score.
Should have got score.

Speaker 3 (09:18):
And then we scored and it was that amazing moment
and I was like, just get a se just get
a second four time, kill it off, kill it off.
And obviously didn't. And then second half was that was
the real holding in a piss vibe.

Speaker 4 (09:28):
Just like I kept being like, just get I just
kept it.

Speaker 3 (09:31):
I think I said, I said twelve to fifteen times,
just just get a second goal so I can actually
enjoy it. I just enjoy a game of football. I
would love it. I would have loved that goal to
be enjoyed any of this. You're waiting to exhale goal,
but we didn't get that. Did you go and do
a confident No, Oh, you were up and you said
you were up early.

Speaker 5 (09:48):
I'm up and stre watching talk sport clips. I'm freaking
out to watch.

Speaker 4 (09:53):
I'm trying.

Speaker 5 (09:53):
I'm looking at predicted lineups. I'm watching Gooner talk, I'm
watching Charles Watt. I'm losing it, Wow, slowly crumbling. I
mean I never felt good from last week.

Speaker 1 (10:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (10:04):
Sure, home is a fucking trap everybody on earth assuming
we win. Yeah, I mean like there was no way
Burnley was ever gonna lay down. These guys are all
auditioning to not get sent to the fucking championship. Yeah,
and this is your best chance to put anything good
on film. You get any result of the Emirates. You're
the fucking man. Not to mention everybody involved in football

(10:26):
who hates us for no reason. Now you're the man
everybody loves the fucking clarance.

Speaker 4 (10:31):
Yeah. And I was stressed.

Speaker 2 (10:34):
Eating whatever you'd eating today. They were were that's a fight.

Speaker 4 (10:37):
Yeah, and they got nothing to play for it, nothing
to lose.

Speaker 2 (10:40):
Just stress and anger.

Speaker 5 (10:41):
Yeah, you want to talk about some fucking haram ball. Yeah. Yeah,
they had terror vibes for sure, fleming with the nasal
stripped yea, Robbie foul of face and the head.

Speaker 4 (10:53):
Of yours are trash dude.

Speaker 1 (10:57):
He was going for like K pop surfer, just Diana,
one of the three pop sphincter hunter.

Speaker 2 (11:04):
Fuck you you hated it.

Speaker 1 (11:06):
I mean, obviously I knew he didn't injure that David Rya,
but when he collided with David Ryan he went down.
Part of me was like that sort of been the
most burnly ship ever that one of these fuckers just
takes him out, break his coptoppage time.

Speaker 2 (11:21):
And then yeah, the goal was, Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (11:24):
It was funny because it was the we did the
show coolner thing again. Everyone just put in the box. Yeah,
as soon.

Speaker 5 (11:29):
As immediate Trustard wasn't on the short side, I'm like,
all right, at.

Speaker 4 (11:34):
Least he was going to send it deep. Yeah, see
what we got.

Speaker 1 (11:37):
Ye.

Speaker 5 (11:38):
It was at the point in the chances to where
it was like, I feel like the stadium just like
made the ball like levitated, and it was very like
angels and medium.

Speaker 2 (11:46):
Was foaming at the mouth.

Speaker 3 (11:47):
Yeah, sock it to the little he kind of he
knew that lovely little jump he before even touched it
is the yep, yeah, we went men.

Speaker 4 (11:56):
So that was fun.

Speaker 1 (11:58):
And then Troussard hit the post like a little bit
earlier on that. See that's when ship started getting fired up.

Speaker 4 (12:04):
I start to.

Speaker 5 (12:05):
Calm down once Trust hits the post, because that's what's
been working for us is once he gets a shot, yeah,
one frame, everybody settles down, We get it a rhythm.

Speaker 2 (12:15):
Yeah, and we know that it's something's possible.

Speaker 1 (12:17):
Yeah yeah, yeah, even though because it felt like to
hold on it almost caught off his shoulder. The second
half though, too. It was one of those times, like
anytime they had the balls, I think the collective energy
was like they're going to fucking score right now, Like.

Speaker 2 (12:34):
With them, what are they going to fucking do something.

Speaker 1 (12:36):
There were a couple of times like they would get
it like an open shot, but thank god they're finishing.

Speaker 4 (12:41):
Was at the level it was every.

Speaker 2 (12:44):
Time they playing again, who can kick it the highest?

Speaker 4 (12:48):
Loves just kicking the.

Speaker 1 (12:49):
Ball as hot as he like he thinks kicking it
high is good.

Speaker 2 (12:53):
Yeah, it is good.

Speaker 4 (12:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (12:56):
They only kept smashing it over the ball and then
how should it be set?

Speaker 4 (13:00):
Off. Oh my god, we were checking that. I just
ben't kind of yeah.

Speaker 1 (13:05):
It felt like if it were faster, I think be
as it looked so goofy at the time, it just
felt like a late tackle tagged him. But I think
because when you slow it was one of those things
that looked way worse slowing down. But everyone was like
it was so like, everyone's like, I feel like even
the the guy go fout, Everyone's like, I don't think

(13:25):
she should do that. That's a very nice thing to do.
I mean like, oh, it's really it's really no is awful.
And then around there's another dude who was like that,
yeah he's off.

Speaker 4 (13:37):
Listen.

Speaker 5 (13:37):
They missed the penalty on soccer too. Man, Yeah, hey
that was a penalty.

Speaker 4 (13:41):
Man.

Speaker 5 (13:41):
It's weak as fun, but it was a penalty. It's definitely, definitely.
It all just hurts. It's just like too much. It's
no fun. Yeah, it's like I want to pull the
skin on my face, Like I want to do whatever,
rip the skin off your face. Yeah, what's what's shorty?
What's in devil Wears product?

Speaker 4 (14:01):
Not in halfway? Not the mental want? Yeah, just like
tastefully yanked.

Speaker 2 (14:07):
Oh yeah, just to get a little give it, give
it a little, just to give a little the feeling
you need to rip your skin off.

Speaker 5 (14:13):
Yeah, man, I get that I might do I might
do a scrolling plastic or something. I need to just
do something scro the you. Yeah, I'm just gonna type.

Speaker 2 (14:22):
Is that a thing?

Speaker 4 (14:22):
You're just saying that?

Speaker 2 (14:24):
It feels like I'm a start. I mean, if you
have a real loose bag, why not.

Speaker 4 (14:29):
I just feel like.

Speaker 1 (14:29):
If you feel like if you with someone and you
saw and you gay into it with a guy and
then you you So if you sort of extremely tight
bag with no wrinkles, I'd be like, that's weird.

Speaker 4 (14:41):
Yeah, but that like normal.

Speaker 3 (14:43):
I don't know if you spend your plastic surgery money bags.

Speaker 1 (14:47):
Under the eyes close, but just a newborn baby like head,
just all these lines across.

Speaker 4 (14:53):
Yeah yeah, gold Gordon.

Speaker 3 (14:55):
Ramsey on your face, but you've got on your nos
and you'd be like, this isn't peel right.

Speaker 4 (15:02):
Your priorities is messed up. You don't have to be
walking around with your nuts.

Speaker 1 (15:08):
That'd be that'd be your biggest selling point, is that
you have extremely You would probably say that just like
I was a guy last night he had like a
really tight balls. He looked like I've never seen I've
just never seen anything like this before.

Speaker 3 (15:24):
It was it looked like a look like Marlon Brando's chin.
Yeah do I And that's what people come for.

Speaker 1 (15:38):
Yeah yeah, So I mean looking now, I don't know
what is there to say.

Speaker 4 (15:43):
I mean, I don't even know.

Speaker 1 (15:43):
I feel like I was in a fucking car wreck
after watching it because it's just you're so fucking desperate
for the result.

Speaker 3 (15:49):
And must have been the just again like slightly just
thinking of moments. Must have been one of those boring
games of football again to watching the second half, just
the neutral like it's there's nothing right on that game,
It's like what do we yeah, right, what are we
doing here? But it was just like the player I
had like a uh like old gold differences out the window.

Speaker 4 (16:08):
Now that was good. Before the game, I.

Speaker 3 (16:09):
Was like, all get one girl early, get another and
then and then just rack it up. But you arsenally,
he's win about five mil for gol differens even have
it make a difference. But I think City are gonna
beat Villa like four nil in the final game. It's
it's never going to be a thing. They have to
win it. We don't know, we don't know. Actually, are
we conceded zero x G?

Speaker 4 (16:31):
Wow? Didn't point zero? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (16:34):
Really we conceded zero point zero x G.

Speaker 4 (16:36):
That's quite funny. They definitely didn't have anything on target,
so ship I would have. I mean, you don't get
credit for I mean, that's the thing.

Speaker 1 (16:44):
It's Yeah, even for all those moments that felt like
could have been or like just because they had the ball,
they still what was that stat They didn't even have
a shot from the fifty seventh minute in the fifty
seventh minute. Yeah, so hell yeah, yeah, just please, I mean,
you've got you've got to say though, in terms of
after the Man City game when everyone's also going to choke.

Speaker 3 (17:03):
Yeah, I also haven't conceded a goal for four games. Yeah,
four clean seats alive.

Speaker 1 (17:07):
Now we've won five games this or not in a
rubber of five games this season without conceding a shot
on target.

Speaker 3 (17:14):
Yeah, but yeah, I think we three games one nil
and one game three nil in the in the four
games and no goals conceded.

Speaker 4 (17:21):
Yeah, we've been locking it down this running. So it's
just come on, it's a little bit more guys.

Speaker 1 (17:27):
Yes, it does feel like Yeah, you know, like in
a movie where there's like the guy is just like
clambering to get over the line.

Speaker 3 (17:34):
I was watching Cars movie or something snail just I'm
not it just like just gets over.

Speaker 1 (17:41):
The line late in the first Cars movie, like wh
queen should have gone in for a pit stop, but
then he blows his tire in the last lap and
his lead is just shrinking as he's just fucking for
a photo finish and that ended up a drop technically,
So I don't want to.

Speaker 4 (17:56):
I don't want to. Luckily, these are people in that car. Luckily, Luckily.

Speaker 2 (18:01):
Could you imagine we're just way to invest in the cars?
Fucking there universal supporting the cars, bro, you know what
I mean?

Speaker 1 (18:06):
There's no point watching the final again of the season.
You know, yeah, we will see cons Why would we
do it to us? I've seen cars already and the
boy cirl boy car does fall in love with the
girl car. Okay, I think we we would be remiss
to not mention probably the highlight of the game, which

(18:28):
is when Piero Hincapier his absolute ass was out and
technically down to his knees so his penis was on
the pitch.

Speaker 2 (18:42):
I don't know has anyone actually had.

Speaker 1 (18:44):
Their dick on the pitch at the emery. I mean,
that's that's a good up to stop, Like, bro, shake
the ups to statsick.

Speaker 2 (18:54):
He's giving it the fucking business. It looks like the
fucking the rayge A tape.

Speaker 4 (19:00):
Should be a fadele for pulling the guys trousers down
like that.

Speaker 1 (19:03):
You could imagine that, like Gabrielle Eines has said to
him some you know, he's such a he's such a nats.

Speaker 4 (19:09):
He's like, get out there and fucked up. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (19:14):
And then even Einzel like, I didn't, Bro, that's crazy.

Speaker 4 (19:18):
There's kids here, man, it's that boy got a rump.
First off.

Speaker 1 (19:22):
Yeah, I'm gonna show my wife. She was like kept
talking about fucking heated rivalry.

Speaker 7 (19:26):
I'm like, check out, he got a couple of heated
rivalries on him and hein You ever notice he looks
like that dude from a Major League not uh, not
Charlie Sheen, who's the catcher, you know, the old guy Tom.

Speaker 4 (19:41):
Tom Berenger.

Speaker 1 (19:42):
Yeah, to me, I've always seen him as like the
Benicio to mckel artetas Leonardo DiCaprio.

Speaker 2 (19:49):
Uh, And what's that one battle after another.

Speaker 1 (19:52):
Sure, she reminds me just kind of like this like
fucking weird friend he has back in the day.

Speaker 4 (19:56):
That's kind of useful.

Speaker 3 (19:57):
Right now, I feel like it's I feel like he's
not real. It's like he's like Tyler Durdan. We're just imagining.

Speaker 1 (20:02):
We're all we've all just imagined a scary man on
the shoulder of Michel and then we'll finished, We'll win
the league next week, and then it'll be like and
Gab and we're like, where's heinz there? And I'm like,
what he was never here? Been in prison since yeah twelve,
and we're, oh, ship, Michel, it was you the whole time.

(20:23):
Yeah I can, I can, I can more of my
body really poorly putting a mask on behind like Stevenburg.

Speaker 2 (20:32):
Yeah, it's like.

Speaker 4 (20:34):
Oh you slowed down that you you spelled up the cameras.
Are you in any stadium crowded? Like we know he's
not real? Yeah? Have you been to a manage?

Speaker 2 (20:41):
Everyone's like, is he okay? Yeah, he's dressing up like Gabby.
He keeps turning and talking to himself with a wed
the eighties.

Speaker 4 (20:48):
It's kind of crazy.

Speaker 2 (20:51):
If that's what we gotta do. That's what we gotta do.

Speaker 1 (20:53):
You, I mean, season has done though, we're so like,
I'm so scrambled in my brain I could fully have
just completely imagined. It's just before I guess maybe it's
worth talking about the f A Cup final.

Speaker 4 (21:05):
Do anything else?

Speaker 2 (21:06):
Do you want to talk about this match specifically before wese.

Speaker 4 (21:08):
It links onto tomorrow the game.

Speaker 3 (21:10):
The game will probably be out when people listen to
this is the Bournemouth game, and then people are bourne
with anything from the game also in the league, And
I have no I have no confidence as an arsenal
found that that will happen because.

Speaker 1 (21:20):
It's just it's never going to be That's how we're
kind of the people that it's never going to go away.

Speaker 2 (21:28):
But god damn it, if it did, it would be
so weird. Yeah, we gotta go.

Speaker 4 (21:33):
You gotta just bust out the day. You got to
kick the.

Speaker 1 (21:35):
Doors down of your daddy's I gus podcast, Run into
the street. Jamel is going to be on when are
you record? I'm gonna have that ship? Oh yeah, you
can't watch my eye go I guess telemon on bigger screen.
You're not You're just the worst guest ever in the podcast,
I'm like Jamel man, what's something that is underrated?

Speaker 4 (21:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (21:55):
It is great, bro, You're you're on the podcast right now.
Do you know it's over. That's a dive, that's a die.
He's off, he's off.

Speaker 4 (22:10):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (22:12):
Anyway, I would love to have that low stress version
of it.

Speaker 4 (22:17):
Oh so good.

Speaker 1 (22:18):
It would also be just as stressful to like that.
It feels like they might draw and something happened. Oh no, no, no,
well like somehow like they do drop points, but then
Arsenal somehow still lose the league even know it's mathematical, Well,
how did that?

Speaker 2 (22:34):
No, look, our number is bigger than this. No, no, no, no, no, no,
I'm looking at it. You guys, imagine the points to
the whole season. Yo fu. Yeah, so I guess.

Speaker 1 (22:48):
But but I think maybe we can just cram in
the f A Cup part to this before we talk
about City, because they their last match before the one.

Speaker 3 (22:55):
Just by the way, one thing you forgot to mention
is when we talked about Pierre and Encapier, how.

Speaker 4 (23:00):
Sex with the pitch.

Speaker 1 (23:00):
She said, look, he was sound, that's text books and
blast exactly.

Speaker 2 (23:05):
First blast, I said, that's a grass blast, a turf blast.

Speaker 8 (23:10):
Almost last Yeah, dude, Bro, I love the pod doggy
in front of everybody, bro, dude, and now the challenge.
The ball is in your court, my guy, let me
see you fucking dagger the fucking goal line like I
did that. He might have chalk on his dick. Well

(23:30):
look at look at where the goal line is.

Speaker 4 (23:33):
Chalk on his you know.

Speaker 1 (23:34):
And in the changing room there all all of the
boys that I come get out.

Speaker 4 (23:38):
There, he looks like he's doing mine work. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (23:47):
Man, he does weight he does weight lifting. He's just
choked it up to lift like his tiny dumb bell.

Speaker 4 (23:59):
My hey, I don't want to see as an oder
guard together.

Speaker 3 (24:03):
Again, Funny, everyone don't do it. I agree, that's the
way thing that people. It's just it's I think Miles
and one of them, it's just ship ship. It's almost
like it's just you need one guy a bit more
box the books.

Speaker 4 (24:14):
See.

Speaker 5 (24:14):
I think, well, yeah, because it's like because as they's
like to the exact opposite.

Speaker 2 (24:19):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (24:19):
And I almost feel like he's kind of in the way
sometimes because I mean not that he's in the way,
but the way his movement is isn't always quite harmonious
with oder Guard.

Speaker 4 (24:28):
Yeah, they don't link up, Bro, it's just not It
should but it isn't. Bro. They to guard on the
bench as it has to start against Palace. This is
his game. This is what you're getting the sixty mil for. Bro.
Do you think he's willing to do it? Just put
him down?

Speaker 2 (24:42):
Yeah, yes, of course they've got nothing to play for.

Speaker 9 (24:45):
Yeah, they've got to up.

Speaker 4 (24:50):
Hopefully.

Speaker 2 (24:50):
I mean, either kids, all the Palace supporters I hear.

Speaker 1 (24:53):
From, they're all really nice people, like, they all seem
very rational, So I feel like they would be like, yeah,
that would be nice for as they did, We're happy
for him.

Speaker 5 (25:02):
Put them, put us down, and then we go win
conference league. There you go, everybody win from apart from.

Speaker 7 (25:11):
Es.

Speaker 2 (25:11):
Yeah. But yeah, so they did.

Speaker 3 (25:14):
So they did, Speaking of the devil, they did win
the f A Cup at Pound for Po.

Speaker 4 (25:19):
I was boring game being boring. I was so boring,
was it? I just got?

Speaker 1 (25:25):
I mean like when I saw it was like the
seventy seventh minute and there was only one Now I
was like, Bro, I feel like I could turn on,
but I don't even get the ship.

Speaker 5 (25:32):
I mean, well, you know, part of that's Chelsea too.
This is like their last time trying to win a
game forever? Maybe did you see the kushin of incident?

Speaker 1 (25:43):
Every game this guy gets away with a hysteric like
fully looking at somebody body checking them in the penalty
area and gets away.

Speaker 2 (25:52):
I feel like, yeah he does.

Speaker 5 (25:55):
That's so there's two parts to PEP recruiting strategy. Do
you look like a boy and do you also have
dirt on every referee? Somewhere in between those two things,
he is the city squadron.

Speaker 4 (26:07):
Right right, right?

Speaker 2 (26:09):
So what and then say, Bernardo is the one who
looks like a boy.

Speaker 5 (26:12):
For sure, he's the most boyish. But then kuzin off.
You don't got no facial hair. He got a little bit.

Speaker 2 (26:17):
Bernardo looks like a boy, like an old man pretending
to be a boy.

Speaker 4 (26:22):
Let me get on the kids. He looks like he's
Steve push hell fellow kids.

Speaker 2 (26:26):
Yeah yeah, yeah, Hold the funk up, bro? What the
fuck are you Perkushan Bernardo?

Speaker 4 (26:32):
Bro? Like, man, how are you eleven? Eleven? I don't
get five dollars pizza? Pizza man?

Speaker 10 (26:40):
Okay, you should go to Little Caesars man and be
an adult. Now looking like there's like freaking rides. I
can't even get on a Disneyland lut me in here. Man,
What the fuck? Okay, you're not a look at the
because he does it. But yeah, he's tiny ratman boy
for sure.

Speaker 3 (26:57):
Yeah, Kushino, he looks he does look so boyish and
like it's it's disarming. I think it's probably wise. He's
a good defender to a degree where you're like, you're
just like child, You're just like, be your striking?

Speaker 4 (27:11):
Are you? Where's your mom? Did you get has anyone? Sorry?
Anyone's small boy? Who's who are you? His mom? Just
a woman in the crowd. She said, no, I'm just
a man. But who's this boy? He's playing it, he's
playing in the match. I don't know. You're an old guy.

(27:32):
You're right, he lost your mummy.

Speaker 2 (27:34):
He lost your mummy.

Speaker 4 (27:35):
The child services know about this.

Speaker 2 (27:37):
Okay, well yeah, well they another piece of silverware.

Speaker 3 (27:41):
Se men have to we do have to give the
man his props and sort of again another.

Speaker 11 (27:46):
Trophy, and then then we've got to talk about the
I don't think so coincidental that they dropped the news
of him stepping down during the Arsenal game.

Speaker 3 (27:57):
Arsenal went up against Berlin. So do you reckon he
was just like, all right, league's done.

Speaker 4 (28:00):
Why. I don't know. It's such a weird timing.

Speaker 1 (28:03):
It's partly it feels like when you announce you're leaving
the club as the manager, it feels like you do
that at a time to fire up the squad. So
I wonder if he was like thinking, it's like, well,
they're seeing we're down, like they're up one nil.

Speaker 2 (28:17):
Now come on, guys, do it for me.

Speaker 4 (28:18):
Guys, you wouldn't be fired up by that, bro, we
got a game tomorrow. Yeah. And also if your boss
is quick and it's going to.

Speaker 1 (28:26):
Fight, yeah, what do you think he's gonna be like
in the Bourne Bourne Myth dressing room, like just kind
of like we checked out just like this.

Speaker 4 (28:33):
Yeah, yeah, it's gonna be in there watching Michael B.
Jordan films. You know he's a you know, part owner,
part owner.

Speaker 12 (28:42):
Oh yes, that's why. Yeah, Michael by Jordan, please help us,
help us, Michael B. Jordan's this help for us, Michael B.
Jordan's because it could only help you. I will stop
talking about your chin.

Speaker 4 (28:53):
Dude. What's from his ship? There's nothing wrong with his
It's a great chick, he says. It's augmented, it's not.
It got a little m it's not.

Speaker 2 (29:04):
He's too he's too handsome a man, so he has
to take.

Speaker 5 (29:09):
I've never seen the wire he got his chin done
to make it look like maybe like share cropping Time
center people do.

Speaker 4 (29:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (29:19):
Again, getting your chin done does fill up though with
getting your knutsacked done.

Speaker 4 (29:23):
You know, it's the same level.

Speaker 1 (29:26):
You think you should put the nutsack on your chin
like like a turkey, like a little turkey. But if
I guess if you had, like if you had your
testicles removed, like surgically or something for like you know,
cancer treatment or something that you know, some people they
refilled it the ball back.

Speaker 3 (29:39):
Put something with a different like a like a like
a tigers I crst something.

Speaker 1 (29:43):
I wonder if like it's the same as the chin
implant material and the fake testicle, same same material, same
material that they use in there.

Speaker 4 (29:50):
That's interesting.

Speaker 3 (29:51):
Any plastic surgeons listening, let us know what apologize would
you like to fill your chins with?

Speaker 4 (29:56):
Is it is it silicon? Or is it is it?

Speaker 2 (29:59):
Is it ball back?

Speaker 4 (30:00):
Put it in my chin?

Speaker 13 (30:02):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (30:03):
Like if I was in a situation like maybe like
a National Treasure type situation where and I'm down to
one testicle.

Speaker 4 (30:10):
Uh huh, yeah, I put that last one right up here.

Speaker 2 (30:13):
Wait, why why is that national treasure situation?

Speaker 4 (30:15):
You have to because it's my own personal like I got.

Speaker 1 (30:18):
A national treasure? Is no, yeah, but there is, but no,
I'm in my brain. I'm just thinking. Nick Cage goes
on like it.

Speaker 3 (30:27):
It's sort of on an orienteering hunt round the around
the city to find the national.

Speaker 5 (30:33):
I if my testicle was like a pressure's jewel, okay,
like Indiana Chung's level, right.

Speaker 4 (30:40):
Right, right, Okay.

Speaker 2 (30:41):
I just thought you're like just describing a general situation.

Speaker 1 (30:44):
You're down to one testicle, and you're like, I put
it in my chin, and I'm like, no.

Speaker 4 (30:50):
Somehow.

Speaker 1 (30:53):
Nick Cage tells up a bunch of kids going give
us that now, Okay, that makes it, And.

Speaker 4 (30:59):
Then I show might have no balls.

Speaker 1 (31:03):
You don't you think your chin will look wild goofy
if you just had one probably would.

Speaker 4 (31:06):
He would probably throw this all off. I'm hoping the beard.

Speaker 2 (31:09):
Would get me throw it further. Yeah, yeah, I think anymore.

Speaker 4 (31:12):
I would have to think differently. Would be the.

Speaker 3 (31:14):
Driver, like you'd be good to talk about you. Remember
he's my mate with with a bull in his chin.

Speaker 6 (31:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (31:20):
Yeah, because he's big. People are fooled by that. Yeah, yeah,
he does. He does. Everyone knows.

Speaker 1 (31:26):
Yeah. He keeps leaving like treasure maps to his his
groin and then people that's already a wid thing to
leave treasure map too. He let the tea bags on
a bit of paper and he made them himself. He
do little little dash lines and he his candle sort
of groinal regions the X X on them, there's the
treasure and then on the back he's just got a

(31:46):
picture of his chin and he's sittings in a ton
of over.

Speaker 2 (31:48):
We turned it around, we seen it the Yeah, you.

Speaker 4 (31:51):
Would have to go.

Speaker 2 (31:51):
I mean, if you grew it out, you need to think.

Speaker 4 (31:53):
People that don't know this about freeway the wrapper a little.

Speaker 1 (31:56):
That's why, that's why a lot of the Philly guys
grow that big beard, because our therese there, we see
you Philadelphia chin nuts, the chin nuts. If I had to,
and you could look like Dorian from the mask when
he puts the mask on. Uh. Okay, let's take a break. Actually,
let's take a break and we come back. We can
talk a little bit more.

Speaker 2 (32:16):
About what these other closest teams I guess.

Speaker 4 (32:18):
Right after this.

Speaker 1 (32:32):
And we're back elsewhere around the league, towards the bottom.
I think I think I were you guys watching the
Newcastle West Ham game with some interest just because of
the implications on Totten.

Speaker 5 (32:42):
Yeah, I guess I turned it on. It also was
on Telemundo, so yeah, I was watching it.

Speaker 4 (32:46):
I caught it.

Speaker 1 (32:47):
From I think that like right between the Voltamotta goal
and the Assoula goal his first the first as.

Speaker 5 (32:56):
Did he do the spin he pulled the glove out
on the first one or the second one?

Speaker 2 (32:58):
I think he did on the second makes sense?

Speaker 4 (33:00):
Yeah, you don't do that.

Speaker 1 (33:01):
I'm going to say this right now. I don't like
and I like props in my celebrations comedy pure. It's like,
are you carrot topping your celebrations? No offense to carrot
Top was apparently very good at what he does in.

Speaker 14 (33:11):
Vegas, Like you haven't seen it, Yeah, I've never seen.

Speaker 4 (33:15):
I'm on his loyal game.

Speaker 1 (33:17):
I've got I've got eight stamps for seeing him, and
I got a knife reviewing.

Speaker 2 (33:21):
You know you're a carrot head.

Speaker 4 (33:22):
I'm a big I'm a top carrottop.

Speaker 2 (33:29):
Hearing you get like you just get like a little
a little bit of a.

Speaker 1 (33:33):
Little bit of green and you put on your head
and he gets top character in the house.

Speaker 4 (33:38):
Oh, this guy is ready to be fucked.

Speaker 1 (33:40):
Yeah, and he dresses up as a bunny and he
does nubbles and get you up.

Speaker 2 (33:47):
You're crazy, crazy dude.

Speaker 3 (33:50):
No, but I just feel like I feel bringing a
prop to celebrate with as a footballer caught me off.

Speaker 4 (33:54):
The game is done, mate. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (33:57):
I ever felt that way when like Obammy and used
to have like the black panther mask. I'm like you,
I have a mosk and your you and you don't
be I like the idea that like you're so horny
for a goal. You're like, oh and when I score
I need to have my little toys out there to
play with.

Speaker 3 (34:10):
Where does we can you can you have a cape
on under your shirt? And then like kind of superman?

Speaker 4 (34:16):
It can you get? Honestly, you get that.

Speaker 3 (34:20):
You get the team to build a phone box in
the corner and you run in there and you'll kit
and then you spend around a few times.

Speaker 4 (34:26):
You come come out.

Speaker 2 (34:30):
Like I didn't have time to put an outfit and
I won't get you got sucket coming out naked?

Speaker 4 (34:35):
Bro?

Speaker 2 (34:36):
Yeah, and then you stop, what can they do? What
can they do?

Speaker 4 (34:38):
Normally?

Speaker 5 (34:38):
I agree if if it was anything other than Michael Jackson, Baby,
Mike's back, dude.

Speaker 2 (34:43):
He knows, he knows about the sel.

Speaker 1 (34:44):
Yeah, that's going up in all the fan pages, like
tribute to Michael from Nicholas Osula.

Speaker 4 (34:51):
Even Roy Kean like, that's great. Did you like it?
What he said? Didn't like anything. First he was like,
game's gone, man, Newcastle's out.

Speaker 2 (34:58):
A terrible accubated that's Michael Jackson.

Speaker 5 (35:00):
Yeah, and then he was like, hey, I'm not gonna
say it's a bad move. It's a pretty good move.
I just don't think you should be doing it. You
guys didn't even make up with the right right right
right right. Oh that's so fucking funny.

Speaker 1 (35:12):
Yeah, so that was a I mean, for a second,
it felt like maybe west Ham figured it out.

Speaker 4 (35:19):
Maybe. Uh at like.

Speaker 1 (35:21):
Around two nil, like they were get they were warming
up a little bit. But then Newcastle put a third
behind him and then Castillanos had a really nice, lovely,
really nice goal.

Speaker 4 (35:30):
Another pointlessly Yeah, good pointless goals of the top pointless ones.

Speaker 3 (35:35):
We should have a top ten point that's definitely, that's
definitely out there.

Speaker 4 (35:40):
Yeah, that was around. I think Joe Pedro school wild
never wait, the bicycle kicked. Yeah, top ten pointless goals, and.

Speaker 1 (35:45):
And then I think, I think where Charleston will always
he's usually Rick. Yeah, the Charlaton Pointless Goal Award, or
it would be the Eric Lamela pointless because yeah, because
that Rabona is still like to it on the inside
of a lot of Spurs fans eyelids and you're like,
what happened to that man?

Speaker 4 (36:03):
Did whatever?

Speaker 3 (36:07):
But westpisode Tottenham obviously, if they they draw tomorrow, it's done.
But they are playing away at Chelsea and Chelsea hate
them there.

Speaker 2 (36:17):
They haven't won in like a decade or some ship
like that.

Speaker 3 (36:20):
Yeah, so I my money's on Chelsea, where I'm still
ever the optimist that I think Chelsea wins tomorrow, Tottenham
will get a bit nervy and I think west Ham
can can do. They can do leads final game. I
said to you the Leeds players, that's the game. They're like,
you know what, Yeah, let's get on the beach man. Yeah,
let's let's start sand blasting the final game.

Speaker 1 (36:42):
In the commentary match, they all just pull out the
short all eleven men are hips down on the ground.

Speaker 4 (36:49):
It's down naked humping their bums. How did you get.

Speaker 2 (36:52):
Around all the players? Well, all eleven of them were
sucking the grass. They're callt hits blasting and it's taking
them from movie.

Speaker 3 (36:59):
It's it's a new TikTok trends six seven.

Speaker 1 (37:07):
Yeah, dude, did you see the how Nuna looked on
the side of the bench. There's you could see his
life leave his eyes over the course of the game,
and then by the end he was just like droopy dogs.

Speaker 5 (37:16):
Like I mean, that's how I felt watching it too,
Like he drunk Newcastle putting three past these guys dying.
You're trying to score once on this fucking dumb ass team.

Speaker 3 (37:25):
Yeah, yeah, they don't have anything to play for your
castle really, but then someone said that they want to
come ahead of someone and they were like two points behind.

Speaker 4 (37:31):
That kind of means something to them, Yeah, just a little.

Speaker 3 (37:34):
Yeah, this this whole like I read like it's true,
everyone going this team's got nothing to play for hasn't
really been there.

Speaker 4 (37:39):
They all are playing their best games.

Speaker 1 (37:41):
I read somewhere that like a lot of contracts stuff,
they have incentives where it's like every like what they get,
they get some extra know what they get.

Speaker 5 (37:50):
You score a goal, you're getting a bonus wherever you
don't give people got like deals where depending where the
team ends up in the table and.

Speaker 2 (37:57):
Ship right right right right, Well they're perfect?

Speaker 4 (38:00):
Is that professionals?

Speaker 2 (38:01):
They want to win every time I step on the
top from Villa.

Speaker 4 (38:03):
Who if if I memory, will tell them.

Speaker 5 (38:07):
Guys down to put the tools down, with the tools
straight down, you fuckers.

Speaker 1 (38:14):
Speaking of which, Ashton Villa for Liverpool two. Wow, I
gotta say this they did. Damn Liverpool looks bad. Villa looked,
you know, they look good. I mean, they were doing
their thing, although it just kind of I was more
amazed just to watch like the Liverpool team just kind
of like they look like.

Speaker 2 (38:34):
They're so frustrated with their season two ready to mistakes.

Speaker 1 (38:37):
Yeah, like Sol will slide that slippy hat for I
think that was like the second goal that Villa had,
very just like ah fuck whatever, maybe we can just
squeak by. But I think they leapfrog them in the
table with this result, right yeah, they guarantee champions to
fourth place. So yeah that's a big so Liverpool. So

(38:57):
the weirdly Liverpool not necessary.

Speaker 3 (38:59):
I mean they are going to make it, but they're
not guaranteed it because if Bournemouth win right against City,
which would be just fantastic.

Speaker 4 (39:09):
Then they're gonna be where is it.

Speaker 2 (39:10):
They'll be on fifty eight points, They'll just be one.

Speaker 3 (39:12):
That one off Liverpool and Liverpool's final game of the
season brings home to Brevi, which isn't isn't a guinea
and then Bornema's final game is a way Forest and
Forest nothing I mean nothing to play for, which means nothing.

Speaker 2 (39:22):
But yeah, so it's and even Brighton, No, no, Brian can't.

Speaker 3 (39:26):
It's Born if anyone's in catch him, but it would
it would be kind of fun if I mean, imagine
if Bournemouth did that.

Speaker 1 (39:32):
Yeah, crazy, be crazy. Van Dyke had like the two
goals he scored. Every time Van Dyke scored, he felt
it looked like he was like this, like the angry
veteran on the team, and it's been like like just
headed a goal.

Speaker 4 (39:44):
Like let's fucking go, like fucking do something.

Speaker 1 (39:47):
I can't be the only person that remembers this time
was doing some ship.

Speaker 3 (39:51):
I don't know if he but he made himself known
to the posting like you did.

Speaker 4 (39:57):
Yeah, yeah, trying. He's trying to get slop fire times
this season. It's so true. His aim for the season has.

Speaker 1 (40:05):
Been And then I think in the seventy fourth minute
and Slot basically said in his rebuke that like a
lot of these players, these great players, when they they
they lose their ability, they start lashing out and can't
come to terms of it, which is quite a feisty reply.
That's pretty Caddy, Caddy, that's great. It's not the way
to go down. Yeah, not the way to not a
way to leave your team that you kind of have.

(40:26):
You've given so much to them and they've given so
much to you just to start. But it must be
when you get a ship manager. Remember Ian Wright talking
about Bruce Riot coming in right and being like, man
is this man is a dumb dumb Yeah, yeah, yeah,
when you don't have any respect for the manager, like
it's just like a job, you know what I mean?
Like when like literally if I'm on to shift and
I don't respect the manager, guess who's getting high as.

Speaker 4 (40:48):
Fuck on the clock. So I got married from Wegmans?
What happened? Woodbridge, Virginia?

Speaker 5 (40:52):
Just fucking around, Yeah, just not giving a fuck whatever.
You know what I'm saying, manager is weak. Yeah, so
I'm now I'm you know, yeah, now I'm doing my
thing in the parking lot. Now I'm selling weed out
of the parking lot. Yeah, in a few minutes late.

Speaker 4 (41:05):
Yeah, you got so.

Speaker 1 (41:07):
It's America. You go to make your own money inside
exactly man. Well yeah, and also, like when you just
posted it, where you go buy weed anyway? Back in
the old days, was one of the that was the
first dispensary in Woodbridge, was part of.

Speaker 4 (41:21):
The parking lot.

Speaker 1 (41:23):
Back at that one flickering light in the back of
the parking lot, you know, far back there. Don't get
out of your car. I'll get I'll come up to
your car and I'm gonna get in the front seat.
Fucking dummy kids don't know how to do the fucking
drug deals anymore.

Speaker 4 (41:36):
It is kind of frustrating.

Speaker 2 (41:37):
I don't know if you know this, Chris, but we
have an epidemic in this country.

Speaker 4 (41:40):
I'm on a green coots the law. That's good. That's good.

Speaker 1 (41:43):
That's what I'm telling you, because I know you're a
lot of citizen you can break that's I want to
become a citizens. I can break the laws in the
country and the maximum federally funded facility.

Speaker 4 (41:59):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (42:00):
Liverpool, best of luck to you.

Speaker 1 (42:02):
Well, it's they that you can tell all their fans
are just like we've we've they're already like we're.

Speaker 4 (42:08):
On the fence about this guy and then Jabby's gone
to yeah, and.

Speaker 1 (42:11):
We'll get to that because I've read some interesting things
about that from the reactions of Liverpool fan scousels.

Speaker 2 (42:18):
Man, you three forrests two maybe should have been a drup.

Speaker 3 (42:23):
Oh yeah, you know, definitely the most obvious handball. I
mean you sound like no one knows what the handble
means anymore. But it take a hand that was just
a handle ball.

Speaker 4 (42:33):
Yeah, with his hand.

Speaker 1 (42:37):
They're like, well it bound his body and h his hands. Yeah,
but it fully allowed him his hand. They'll be like,
well in case it does my hand and then yeah,
that's and then they allowed the goal and then the
next day like, actually meant mistake, don't even do that.
The PGMO would just shut up. Yeah, full trump. Yeah, yeah,

(42:57):
had a handble.

Speaker 4 (42:58):
Yeah, it was good hand work. Yeah yeah good Yeah.
When did they get his a.

Speaker 1 (43:08):
Yeah, I mean, just if we're going to be in
an abusive relationship. Just fully go there and be like,
I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. Yeah,
I didn't make a mistake.

Speaker 4 (43:15):
You did what hand like?

Speaker 3 (43:17):
But you he doesn't have he doesn't even have any hands,
and you're really and they an AI doctored thing.

Speaker 1 (43:24):
They just put a post it up on the screen
that covers it. I don't see anything I see any man.
That's that's so low effort. Man, you could have done
a little bit more than that.

Speaker 4 (43:31):
This game had no business being on TV. Yeah, I
feel like, why are we showing all these games that
technically well they.

Speaker 3 (43:37):
They you know, there's always a reason for the Barclays
hype machine to be going. And they were like Bruno
Fernandez got twenty assists for the season, and uh, and
it's the same as on Reason Van and the Bruyn's.
But can we just we've got no corners. I mean,
obviously corners count. When Saka gets an assist when it's
a different team, I don't care about. It doesn't count
if the corner assists.

Speaker 4 (43:56):
It's not the same. Yeah, it's the same.

Speaker 1 (43:59):
It's not the same as Thread and the bar and
but and but to be fair, Bruno Fernandez does have
that capacity to play it like that, but it just
feels like an odd thing for him to be the
player of the season too.

Speaker 3 (44:10):
Not playing not playing in Jams League and the season
where you're just playing forty games. That doesn't count because
next seas you're going to see man you they've kept
carrot again. They're going to be regretting that decision because
everyone looks good when they just play.

Speaker 4 (44:20):
Once a week.

Speaker 3 (44:22):
I do it d I'd get top four. I get
Top four right once a week. Get my ideas on
the pit.

Speaker 7 (44:28):
On the.

Speaker 1 (44:31):
Yeah, it's a lot of time. Have like themed nights.
I'd be like a Harry Redna. You get get people's
mood up. Ruys you could have you can drink on Wednesdays.
It's all your hair down.

Speaker 4 (44:44):
Yeah, they're doing carry you.

Speaker 2 (44:46):
You loosen the leash and then the players will repay me.

Speaker 1 (44:48):
On the set of Global Guts down over here, you
have to play Guts the optical course game show from
the ninety.

Speaker 2 (44:56):
Your knowledge of nineties obstacle based game shows.

Speaker 4 (45:01):
Look thank you.

Speaker 1 (45:02):
How do you feel about How do you feel about
wipe Out as a game? Very motive. It's based on
a few Japanese game shows. Actually, okay, similar design. Okay,
you know we can get into that later a new
show called Remember that.

Speaker 4 (45:17):
Ja Yeah, you stole that from a Japanese game show. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (45:26):
People keep saying that this is like, well, whenever I
think about how people have said this is the most
boring season and that's Arsenal's fault.

Speaker 4 (45:34):
Picking Bruno to be Player of the Year is boring.
That's got nothing to do with us.

Speaker 1 (45:39):
No, nothing, nothing, pick somebody. Yeah, come on now, all right,
shall we maybe take another break taking?

Speaker 4 (45:48):
That's what we like to do. We like to take
a few different breaks.

Speaker 3 (45:50):
I mean, that's that's why the players want to repay you,
because you give.

Speaker 4 (45:53):
Us a lot of time off. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (45:55):
I'm like, yeah, you go play some what I got
this time?

Speaker 4 (46:00):
What is it? Oh? The Hidden Temple? Okay remember that one?
Did that? Did that make it to the UK? No?

Speaker 2 (46:07):
Is that another obstacle based Nickelodeon?

Speaker 4 (46:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (46:09):
Yeah, we didn't get the budget for that, So you
just end up watching like one of the big games
at the moment, and the UK TV is you know
the do you have in this country? We haven't normally
on like Peers where you put two pennies in a
machine and it goes down and the pennies get closer
to being pushed.

Speaker 4 (46:24):
Oh yeah, what's that card?

Speaker 5 (46:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (46:25):
Yeah, they've made a game show in the UK work.

Speaker 3 (46:29):
Yeah, version of a two p machine where you put
it in and it ye, shepherds the present tipping point
there we go to the most man I know, you
know Ben Shepherd the presenter. Very yeah, thank aarismatic man.
Am I even pulling that up? Tipping point obvious?

Speaker 4 (46:45):
Obviously?

Speaker 2 (46:46):
The UK game shows, the i TV primetime game show.

Speaker 3 (46:50):
Yeah, so we'd have the budget that we just we
just take carnival based games and make them.

Speaker 5 (46:55):
I like, we shouldn't have the budget for the ship
we do. No, you know what I'm saying, like a
hospital American stuff. It's like it's always of strength we
need to throw in. You know, can this mom lift
an eighteen wheeler after child?

Speaker 4 (47:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (47:08):
The game show?

Speaker 1 (47:10):
Yeah, Wesley, how many cars can Wesley? Two Scoots Berry
jump over? That's right there we go and two scoots
by Barry. He's got like a really like heart uh
maybe either warming or wrenching story. Yeah, he's playing for
like a children's home or he's like escaped from the
it's like the opposite version where he's the kids, that

(47:31):
guy his own game show where just just jumping over
cars with Wesley two Scootsbery because that was that's there's
no way you can just show me a man jumps
over cars and then still make him do more games
to prove his worth today.

Speaker 4 (47:42):
Right, all right? What else you got? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (47:45):
Yeah, I'm like, do you know what you automatically it's
it's automatically win.

Speaker 4 (47:49):
It's you've got to die, man, But you know what
you did?

Speaker 3 (47:52):
Everyone under forty I'm sorry for that reference anyone on
the books.

Speaker 4 (47:56):
So what do you want about?

Speaker 1 (47:57):
We've narrowed, We've dialed in our audience and it's about
fourteen people that understand what we're saying.

Speaker 4 (48:02):
Without including the gentlemen.

Speaker 2 (48:05):
We're down to elet nicely rewatching this watch.

Speaker 4 (48:10):
Have you seen this? We know exactly what we're talking about. Guys,
We're fucking smart.

Speaker 1 (48:13):
Man.

Speaker 2 (48:14):
Okay, we'll be right back after this.

Speaker 4 (48:28):
And we're back.

Speaker 1 (48:29):
Should talk about some managerial changes, oh baby, because this
is crazy.

Speaker 4 (48:33):
The managerial merry go.

Speaker 2 (48:35):
Round, here we go.

Speaker 4 (48:38):
It's really weird. That'd be a really weird attraction fun
for you.

Speaker 1 (48:41):
Just go round you just got like pet through his
heads and just spins around you like which want to
I guess we're just a random team just ends up
over your head. It's like, oh well now you're Chelsea.
Yeah yeah, yeah, okay, now well let's been in the
marry ground.

Speaker 3 (48:55):
Yeah all right, but let's feel like the Chelsea jabie
Chelsea is me a little bit. I just it just
felt so nailed on that he'd be at Liverpool, but
clearly they've gone to him, well we're going to keep
slot and he's like, I need a job Chelsea. It's
one of the ones evm's like people are like, wow,
that's a car crash, but then people are like I
think he's going to be the.

Speaker 2 (49:13):
Guy to sort the culture out there. Maybe I don't know.

Speaker 1 (49:16):
It's like, well, because the thing that you feel like
he needs is that his word is the final word
and then that the team backs him. So I feel
and I guess that's the thing. Is like I get it, bros.
It takes it's a process to do that. But can
the board at Chelsea actually like withstand those growing pains,
because like when we were going through them, I remember

(49:37):
like the fuck are we doing?

Speaker 2 (49:38):
But it made like if you wanted to.

Speaker 1 (49:39):
I was trying to be as objective as possible and
be like, no, we do need to get the right
kinds of characters into the club. And if these people
think they're too good or they don't need to fucking
play their fucking minds out, then fuck them.

Speaker 2 (49:50):
But I just don't know if that kind of patience exists.

Speaker 5 (49:54):
Well, they definitely got characters, yeah, Chelsea, just like USA
characters welcome, right.

Speaker 4 (49:58):
They still got like forty guys on.

Speaker 3 (49:59):
The Yeah, I got a lot of wingers, Okay, a
little wingers. Cole will leave like Polville being back is
big for them. He'd been that old season and he's
the best defenders, so he's you know, if you're him.
There's a lot of talent there. It's just that it's
like there's also a lot of assholes, right right. It's
like it's like going somewhere where everyone's really beautiful, like

(50:20):
a party and everyone is an influencer.

Speaker 4 (50:22):
It's just kind of party full of influences.

Speaker 2 (50:25):
You're like, that's so pretty, yeah, but they're so dead
into yeah. Yeah, yeah, we got nothing, but it got
so bad.

Speaker 1 (50:31):
I was looking on the like this morning, I was
looking at the Liverpool subreddit and there was a note
from the mods about people like supporters' mental health because
of what people were posting and like the wake of
the news that jab and they're like, hey man, take
care of yourself because people are posting some dark ship.

Speaker 2 (50:49):
I think some you know, just being kind of tongue
in cheek, but enough where they're like, just so you
know that.

Speaker 15 (50:54):
A little more than alf like let's be real here,
which we've called the Samaritans.

Speaker 2 (51:02):
That like, how the how are they going to fumble
this one?

Speaker 3 (51:07):
I said, it reminds me of when it's not quite
the same because he wasn't former art but Klopp was
available and we kept we kept Wenger and then Liverpool
Liverpool just burnt Rogers and brought him in and that's
the best thing they ever did. And this one feels
like they've done the arsenal thing of like the loyalty
and it's been it has been hard, you know, like
we keep saying someone important passed away, so that's you
kind of have to respect the board in that way.

Speaker 2 (51:28):
But it's just he's right there, Alonso.

Speaker 1 (51:31):
Yeah, gotta be ruthless, I think I feel like and
also too, like if you're slight, like, yeah, I get it.

Speaker 16 (51:35):
Bro here you want you want your old thing back? Yeah,
And I'm not it, And I'm based on what I've
been doing, I get it, you know, like any good
stepdad step down.

Speaker 4 (51:50):
That I've been to one.

Speaker 3 (51:51):
But he does look like someone if you went to
like a Dutch sex club, who would just be standing
in the full gimsuit.

Speaker 1 (51:57):
Oh yeah, you're drinking, just drinking, not already do much,
but just like just like like how he's just I
just like to watch.

Speaker 4 (52:03):
Yeah, he just looks like that.

Speaker 1 (52:05):
I don't know whether that came into that thinking when
they decided to renew him another season.

Speaker 5 (52:09):
I'm just saying, that's what the vibe he gives, that's what. Yeah,
it's a barbershop. There's always a guy in the front
seat who can't really cut hair. Yeah, he's like, hey, I'm.

Speaker 2 (52:17):
Available, and you're like, no, your seat is always empty.

Speaker 4 (52:20):
It's so true.

Speaker 1 (52:21):
There's one guy who's never got bookings. It's like you
just jump in it. It's like there's a reason I'm
as well. Yeah, thank you though, usual sure you sure,
I'm absolutely sure. Wait, man, come on, they've always they've
always got no hair as well. Yeah, always the bull
guy like all right this, yeah, just watch you just watched,

(52:44):
but yeah, that's I didn't really Yeah, if you're Liverpool,
and that's crazy to be like, I mean, it's take
a walk, guys.

Speaker 2 (52:50):
That was the thing I always thought.

Speaker 1 (52:51):
I was like, Okay, you know, I guess he'll I
guess he'll wait for Liverpool because the time he didn't
work out with clop leaving, so he's taking the real
Madrid job that was a fucking disaster and now he's there.

Speaker 4 (53:01):
Uh, And I felt, I don't know, I.

Speaker 3 (53:03):
Just I feel like he had to say to them,
if you're him off the Rayale, he's going to go.
I need to have full control of everything. Otherwise you
wouldn't taken. You just think it'd be crazy if he
takes job and he has to have someone telling him to,
like you go like a sob on the sixth minute.

Speaker 4 (53:15):
I guess that.

Speaker 1 (53:16):
But I guess Chelsea have done that right because like
Moresco was like, bro, I can't deal with forty of
these people. Just make a just make a retirement home
for these places.

Speaker 5 (53:24):
They said that he's the manager, right at least there's
no one no said he's the head coach, not the
head coach. So that's the big, big death of big difference.
And he's a little scary. Yeah yeah, yeah, that's why.

Speaker 4 (53:34):
But then Liverpool is just going to fade away as
long as one of them is going.

Speaker 2 (53:38):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah, Well we'll live.

Speaker 1 (53:40):
I hope, we'll be fine. We'll be fine, We'll be fine.
And then elsewhere Jose Mourinho, he's also back Real Madrid.

Speaker 4 (53:50):
Why what is up with Real Madribe They just can't
like there's nobody new.

Speaker 1 (53:55):
No, I think they're just like who It's just you
just need a guy. It's just someone that can It's
like the guy. It's like Michelle Feiffer in Dangerous Minds.
You just need a person who who can kind of
control the classroom.

Speaker 4 (54:09):
Yeah, but not be like too prescriptive. You need to
be the cool teacher. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (54:14):
And he's at that point in his life where he's
like yeah, yeah, he walks in smoking. He's that you
can smoke when you play.

Speaker 5 (54:20):
I'm sure that these players were like that. He said
turkey stinks too. Remember when he said turkey smells.

Speaker 4 (54:25):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, they probably like that.

Speaker 2 (54:26):
Well, he said the country country smells bad.

Speaker 4 (54:30):
Rudiger thinks that's funny. Oh yeah he was.

Speaker 1 (54:35):
This is I mean, yes, yeah, Marinho has the actual
like pedigree and the history especially at the club, to
to be like come back in and people like ship.

Speaker 3 (54:44):
All right, it's going to be weird with Is it
going to be weird with Vinicius after what he said about.

Speaker 1 (54:53):
The celebrating game. That's gonna be an awkward That's gonna
be an awkward first day. So about that, I'm like
a w W E Boddy, I was I was just,
I was just I was just playing.

Speaker 4 (55:05):
I don't you know. I love that. I love when
you dance. Bro.

Speaker 2 (55:09):
You know I'm not racist.

Speaker 1 (55:10):
Okay, think about all the African players that say their daddy.

Speaker 4 (55:14):
He comes into the foot, he just bring he brings
in just five black guys. Hey, guys. Then you're coaching
star he docks him season as well.

Speaker 2 (55:31):
All right, all right, yeah you don't know yeh's yeah,
he's my boys.

Speaker 3 (55:37):
Then just we just ride, we ride, were just around
each other. I don't even I even know this is color.

Speaker 4 (55:46):
This just so I know money black. I just know
me to hang out and ship.

Speaker 2 (55:49):
Sometimes I'm like, I'm not black, that's crazy. Come here
and tell me that's crazy, bro, And that's why I
with y'all because it's just love, you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (56:03):
Anyway, man, you gotta knock off all that dancing ship, bro,
cig out cigarette ship.

Speaker 4 (56:10):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (56:11):
You look a fool out there, right?

Speaker 4 (56:13):
Boys? They agree? So not racist? Not racist? Age?

Speaker 1 (56:19):
Did I just did I just pay five black guys
to not to things? I say, no, no, no, no, no,
be troubling in a different way.

Speaker 4 (56:25):
I didn't do that.

Speaker 1 (56:25):
I don't worry about they not wearing hospital bracelets. That's
that new ship. It's that y n ship.

Speaker 15 (56:34):
Rio goes to a halfway, gets covered her to talk
to anyone like Venia's like, hey, you're one guy's ankle
pager is going on?

Speaker 4 (56:45):
Oh ship? Okay?

Speaker 1 (56:47):
Yeah yeah, he's straight too far away from the crib.
Uh hucking Josey. Do they have the defenders for Marino?
Doesn't he like to play defense?

Speaker 4 (56:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (57:00):
Yeah, original original Trent is gone, mate, Trent, Yeah, no way,
Trent is gonna Trent's like, no, done.

Speaker 4 (57:10):
No, I'm sure he'll happy to be out of that situation.

Speaker 3 (57:13):
Man, season gig for him, you know, for Trent, he
s he would get back back in favor of that.

Speaker 1 (57:22):
I mean, I just think he's such a fun player.
But it's no Marina right, no, no, no, no no no.
And then he gets rid of him, and then and
then oh yeah, well you get rid of that guy.
It's just it's an attacking, defending thing.

Speaker 2 (57:34):
But I get rid of my guy Trent.

Speaker 4 (57:37):
Come on, v.

Speaker 1 (57:44):
Man, I look like doing some ship like that. He
come on, man, stop man, bro But yeah, he don't
play hard enough. He's lazy, you know what I mean.
He's just relying on his natural ability.

Speaker 13 (57:55):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (57:56):
Whoa, he's not getting stuck in like my man Federico.

Speaker 4 (58:00):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (58:02):
Really, he's leaving.

Speaker 4 (58:05):
Huh, he's leaving. That makes sense.

Speaker 2 (58:08):
He annoy three is the Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (58:12):
How cold is he? He almost died. It's time to go.
H over to m l S.

Speaker 2 (58:18):
Man have a good four, yeah man prime m l
S A.

Speaker 4 (58:24):
Yeah, it's true. He is the youngest player in the MLS.
From a broader.

Speaker 2 (58:28):
This guy's a spring chicken. Yeah, we have a spry
rookie from Spain. This guy only needs needs three eyes.
Baps the daisy on the fields.

Speaker 1 (58:36):
He's young, He's have you seen those clips of Luis
Suarez still out there.

Speaker 4 (58:41):
It's so hard to watch, like watching Lindsay v. Ski. Yes,
they just it was got no knees, Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (58:52):
And he's running in a way that's so concerning. I
was like, does he have gambling debt or something? Definitely,
like why is he still out here? Big alimony, a
lot of He's got to pay some lawsuits for people
whose whose body parts he has been nibbling.

Speaker 4 (59:04):
In his spare time. You buy eight guys, yeah, especially him.
Oh head head down running Ah, Oh my god, I
didn't even get in.

Speaker 3 (59:17):
God damn, that's what I look like. The head down
brow that's what is He bet someone in America? And
he's been sued for four hundred billions, so he has
to play off the debt.

Speaker 1 (59:29):
Bought a hot coffee on it later. I don't have money.
They're like, no, I just want to see you run, bro.
Just keep doing that, Bro, that's all I want to see.
I just want to see that, the physical pain you're
in running. I always still love the game surgery.

Speaker 4 (59:43):
He must do. That's what I'm saying, Like, is he
now he must be forty odd?

Speaker 14 (59:47):
Right, I'm going to say no, he's literally the same
age years old. Nine, Wow, can't be forty. He's thirty nine. Yeah, no,
thirty nine, just turned three name this year, so we'll
give him that. Oh man, Louis, I get it, Man,
I get it.

Speaker 1 (01:00:05):
You know he's fourteen one. He's fourteen one, yeah, yeah
plus one pound. We really thought we fucking hacked and
Liverpool that's not in his contract and it was yeah,
yeah he's lying and no one checks, you know, all right, everything,
everything's no ever, just everything. Well, what the fuck happened?
They're sweating in Liverpool? Oh ship, they fucking it's technically

(01:00:27):
it all right. Well that's going to do it for
us this week. We'll be back next week.

Speaker 4 (01:00:31):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (01:00:33):
And at that point we will know, we will who
know who has won the Premier League?

Speaker 4 (01:00:37):
Yeah, we might know. We might know by the time
this podcast is listened to.

Speaker 1 (01:00:43):
Yeah, in which case we may have to have an
emergency just screaming over assume.

Speaker 2 (01:00:47):
So, but I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:00:51):
It is what it is.

Speaker 2 (01:00:51):
We'll see what happens day by day, game of night.

Speaker 3 (01:00:54):
Once the once the Premier League's over, will be one
closer to knowing who's won the league.

Speaker 4 (01:00:58):
Guys.

Speaker 1 (01:00:58):
Is the fact that's what we're Champions League's called the
Champions League and the World Cup.

Speaker 9 (01:01:03):
And then I don't want to get into it, but
I can heal it. Yes, all that ship belgim Era
just like calling you like because it's because.

Speaker 4 (01:01:19):
You're like watching it.

Speaker 1 (01:01:20):
It's always the naughtiest. It's like I should be doing
some work right now. It's like one pm on a Thursday.
Oh yeah, you're drunk, fully immersed. Yeah exactly, because you've
somehow fallen in love with ye with a group of
you watch Ice drag out half.

Speaker 13 (01:01:35):
The stadium like but still at the fields, but the players,
the players are still there, right God, what the fuck?

Speaker 4 (01:01:46):
Lord?

Speaker 1 (01:01:47):
Yeah, it's getting I mean, it's crazy, and the tickets
are about to they just keep going down. You come
on down, come on down, well down baby, come down
to a reasonabound and then maybe we can talk.

Speaker 3 (01:01:57):
It reminds me of when some scalpers bought tickets to
my show thinking I was in Coldplay, and the ticket
prices were a listed one hundred and fifty dollars and
then day of.

Speaker 4 (01:02:05):
The gig they were eight dollars. I love that. That's good.

Speaker 2 (01:02:09):
I'm helping somebody.

Speaker 4 (01:02:10):
But one of those.

Speaker 3 (01:02:10):
Tickets twenty people that was sold out the show, and
twenty people were there when I worked did the show.
I thought I'd sold out, and then I found out
that Scalpers just thought it.

Speaker 2 (01:02:18):
From penty people. Autayn like, wait, it's not the game
from corporate.

Speaker 4 (01:02:21):
There's not they from Okay, thank you for your no
refunds policy. I still got led back.

Speaker 2 (01:02:26):
There you go, plugs. I'm in DC end of the
month twenty eight, twenty ninth of May.

Speaker 3 (01:02:33):
I think I'm taking my son a solo with me
on a plane to the place due to childcare issue.

Speaker 4 (01:02:37):
So that's going to be I'm going to be so.

Speaker 1 (01:02:39):
Tired, sef. But come down a Chris Martin dot com okay.

Speaker 4 (01:02:44):
Bringing my red Bull.

Speaker 5 (01:02:47):
I'm going to be in DC right after him through
to seventh Man at the Improv in the lounge.

Speaker 1 (01:02:52):
Okay, and h at the Union Hall. Look out for
Chris because he'll be there, right. It'll be yeah, yeah
there or whatever that is that the pub.

Speaker 5 (01:02:59):
You, Oh yeah, I'll be that and follow my new
Instagram at Disney Gooner's.

Speaker 1 (01:03:03):
Yeah, fantastic content. And then it's exactly what you think
it would. It is literally that exactly what you think
all right, y'all, that's gonna do it. We'll be back
next week for the thrilling, fucking conclusion of the Barkley's
From Here.

Speaker 4 (01:03:17):
Maybe this goddamn show. If Arsenal fuck this up, man,
fucking bye, don't worry.

Speaker 5 (01:03:22):
Bye bye,