December 3, 2025 • 53 mins
In episode 1973, Jack and Miles are joined by comedian, Lucas Zelnick, to discuss… I Don’t Want To Comment On It ...The Answer Is Yes, Oklahoma College Essay Controversy Gives Us Our Next Wannabe Reilly Gaines, New Internet Character Dropped: SAY HI TO ME Hiker Guy, The War On Christmas Is Back? Right Wing Media Rages Against “Woke” Christmas Tree and more!
- I Don’t Want To Comment On It ...The Answer Is Yes
- Oklahoma College Essay Controversy Gives Us Our Next Wannabe Reilly Gaines
- New Internet Character Dropped: SAY HI TO ME Hiker Guy
- Woke Portland lawmakers spark fury with more 'inclusive' name they've given to city's main Christmas tree
- Portland Refuses to Call It a Christmas Tree
- Portland’s woke ‘tree’ lighting ceremony sparks outrage: ‘They can’t even say Christmas tree’
- Portland holds 41st Annual Tree Lighting ceremony
- West Coast city snubs ‘Christmas’ from tree lighting again while activists wave Palestinian flag onstage
- The Grinch That Stole Hanukkah?
- Do Christmas trees have pagan roots?
- The pagan origin and history of the Christmas tree
- White House Ban on 'Christmas' Trees?
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Speaker 1 (00:05):
Lookas you into freestyle wrapping, bro, I mean just observing.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
I think every white guy likes to do that.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
No, just I just I was just I just found
this video. I was about to show Jack. Have you
seen this video of the tech dude that AI tech
bro freestyling?
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Is he nice?
Speaker 1 (00:26):
No, dude's so terrible.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
It's like you're on a trip.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
You got the rip when you're hanging out with the
room like you I have the mushrooms.
Speaker 4 (00:33):
What because this is what.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
We do with the love is the gift straight up
from the God above. When you're hanging with your friends
at the Amma door club, right, and when you got this,
it's the flas.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
So hot like it's the gold rush because when you're.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
Here, you got the ai' so fly and what's the
AI rooms?
Speaker 1 (00:53):
And straight up the second he said AI, sir, I
mean the second he was rapping with that quarter zip
fucking fleece on.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Yeah, you know he thought he fucking get hill the
fuck here, sir.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
I wish I wish it stayed with him for like
the mic drop moment where he was like, oh and
everyone's just like like nervous laughter.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that was that was utterly insane. That
reminds me of so many times I've done that exact
same thing.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
Conference.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
I mean, honestly, it's like better that that guy has
a job. It's more embarrassing to be freestyling and not
making money, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, he's
like trying to fight through it.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Like, wait, were you earnestly doing like some freestyles as
a as a you in college?
Speaker 4 (01:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Yeah, yeah, was that you?
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Was I earnestly doing some freestyles?
Speaker 1 (01:42):
What was it?
Speaker 5 (01:42):
Like?
Speaker 1 (01:43):
What was it beat that would hop on? You're like,
oh ship, hold on, bro, dude.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
My my ship used to be oh ship. The it's
a It's it's even more embarrassing. It's a Ross beat
ninety nine, you know, the one that's like dune.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Yes, yes, I.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Really liked that one. And we would smoke weed in freestyle,
and uh, let me tell you this. You're gonna be
shocked to hear it. We weren't good.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
At it, you know what's so funny. I don't know
if you noticed the top comment on that video was Russ.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
No, yeah, so did you?
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Oh my god? I thought you was part of it?
Was like, did you see the Russ comment on the
fu yeah, this is.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Just like a doormat for people that like wrap, you
know what I mean. On Russ, I don't think he
deserves all the hate that he gets, but I get
why he gets.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
It for sure.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
For sure. Oh man, he's.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Really short, I think, which is like just that's brutal.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, wow, all right, clear out, clear out, clear.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Walking through the lacrosse team thinking you're about to do something.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Yeah, hold up, bro, watch out.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
Yo yo yo yo yo yo. He just keeps saying yo.
I think he's stuck.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Yos taking away too long to start, all right.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
The building before New York. Say are you going? What
is it? What is it? And I'm just saying, man.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
You skip the beat, you're like and you know him
with the guys, the guys for my guys who'd like
to try they score on the fly.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Yeah, all right, bro, I gotta go, I gotta go.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
Actually, Hello the Internet, and welcome to season four, seventeen,
episode three of Daly's Guys production of iHeart Radio. This
is a podcast where you take a deep dive into
American shared consciousness through the day's news. We have a
(03:54):
new weekly history version of the show dropping each Monday morning,
where you do a deep dive into the history of
different icon. So far we've done Einstein, Erkle, and Miss Piggy.
You can look for the episodes with icon in the title.
It is Wednesday, December third, twenty twenty five.
Speaker 5 (04:10):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
This is dude. Today the worst day, the National Package
Protection Day. And it looks like just like it's like
like something about like bro where I ring, yeah something, yeah,
prought to by the new AI surveillance technology and National
Roof over your Head Day. But it's a family like
holding a box over their head and I'm like, what
are we trying to? What is this not worth even
(04:32):
expanding the link to know what it's about. So pretty
pretty light day in terms of national.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
Date, National Roof over your Head Day? Yeah yeah, yeah,
yeah yeah. Hey, just be grateful, you know for for
cardboards they bounty we've been given. My name's Jack O'Brien
aka Fat Pie, Fat Pie. That's what all the people say.
Paul ankhead trouble just uh look in a way. That
(05:00):
one courtesy of David Lesser, in reference to the Paul
ank interview where he talked about how massive Frank Sinatra's
dick was. Yeah yeah, and now he just couldn't couldn't
make eye contact with anything because he kept looking at
Frank Sinatra's massive dick.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Hey look like the way Paul Anka said it sound
like he's like, you know, I'm scoping dicks out when
I got it.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
Seeing all the dicks.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Yeah, yeah, and he's like Milton Burrell watched the fuck out.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
Yeah that is I mean, legendarily, Milton Burrell had a
massive dick. Did you see that Saturday Night Live movie
about the like origin story of Saturday Night came out recently? No, Yeah,
where it's like a real time like twenty four hour
or twenty four thing where like they come up with
all of the stuff for the show in like the
fifteen minutes before the first episode. But anyways, Milton Burrel's
(05:49):
there pulling his hog out. Oh, I guess was a
thing that he want to do. I'm thrilled to be
joined as always by my co host, mister.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Miles since Miles Great, the Lord of Lankerston, thought he
was very on the show going with no then, thank
you for having me on this wonderful Wednesday.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
I love when you thank me for having you on
the show. We've done together for seven years.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Look, you know, I was raised to be grateful, you know,
great to the.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
Roof over your head and for the podcast that you
co created.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Yeah, I don't want to. I don't want to take
the green screen away from behind me because it's it's
it's bleak back there, it's bleak back there. It's a
lot of empty instant noodle. I guess what I'm trying
to say is you're welcome, Miles. Yeah, thank you, Thank you, Miles.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
We're thrilled to be joined in our third seat by
a very funny stand up comedian, Yes, whose stand up
in craft work has exploded all over the internet. He
just did a local news interview in Chicago with his
shirt off. He's got shows coming up in Austin, Hartford,
New York City, Chicago, Dallas. He's a road dog who
stays selling out shows. Is Lucas Zellman.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Welcome, Welcome, It's my pleasure to be here. I didn't
know if I was just kind of letting you guys
go on the intro. But I also know a lot
of people with huge dicks.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
Congratulations.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Shout out my college roommate, Michael Fahe that's his full name.
He's got one of the biggest I've seen. Always know
Frank Sinatra with the pipes, but he's got the pipe.
Speaker 4 (07:18):
Pipe dual pipes with that guy. Did you have trouble
making eye contact with him when you guys were just
like hanging out dicks out, Like the.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
First time I saw it, we were just like, hey,
it was like college, and I was like, I never
said anything. And then I remember like maybe second or
third year of college, we all had a friend group, right,
and then like I think it was maybe like second
or third year of college, all my friends were hanging
out without him, and someone was like, is it mirrors
(07:46):
his dick? Like huge?
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Was like, okay, I was.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Gonna say that the ice yet we were all sitting
on it because we didn't want to sound like we
had small ones. But then it was like a recollective.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Yeah yeah, we can all objecting them all. He's big, yeah, yeah, yeah,
him big, him big.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
We're normal. This is like too big. It's like kind
of weird how big his is actually.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Like fatherly, it looked like a dad dick. It was
like the girth of a dad dick.
Speaker 4 (08:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Yeah, the toilet the peace sound was hitting the water harder.
Oh yeah, we could.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
And like a long like, why do those guys pee
for longer?
Speaker 4 (08:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:23):
Yeah, has anyone noticed that the guy's bigger decks pee
for longer. I'm like, we have a bigger bladder too. Yeah,
this guy, yeah, he had it all man.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
That was awesome.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
He's still with us.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
I mean, yeah, he has it probably big, but you
probably you can't confirm that at this point.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
So no, I never got to see it hard. I
always hoped it would like shrink or something hard, but
I don't know. I always had like an unrealistic hope
that it would be like or it would like turn
a different color, be grossy.
Speaker 4 (08:51):
Yeah, probably weird. There's probably something weird about it.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Yeah, something something wrong.
Speaker 4 (08:56):
Well, Lucas, we're thrilled to have you here, uh fresh
off here Local news interview. Why'd you choose to go
shirt off just to like so people would remember just
going on local news.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
It's so corny that if you can't try to make
do some kind of funny bit with it, I feel
like it's a waste of your time as a comedian
because they're literally like what makes people want to come
see your show? And it's like you have to be like, oh, well,
it's fun. But if you can't be funny, and it's like, you're.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
Just gonna have to trust me that I'm funny. Yeah,
I'm going to.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Answer you very reasonably, not comedically, and you'll have to
believe that I'm worth seeing. So what I like to
do not that local news really helps sell any tickets
to the show. I've tried to find different ways where
they'll keep me on, like they almost either I can
do a bit where they don't know I'm doing a bit,
or a bit where it's like not I try to
walk up to the line where it's like not quite
(09:53):
inappropriate enough that they can do anything about it. So
each time I try and find a different thing. When
I was in Charleston and I did their local news,
I read a detailed history of the slave trade in Charleston,
and it kind of put it because they like they
let me do it, because they're not going to like
shut me off while I'm reading history history.
Speaker 4 (10:17):
Yeah. And then in Houston, I find this interesting about
your local community.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
I was like, it did happen there? You don't want
to be the guest that it didn't happen.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Yeah, right, you're not denying it, right.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
And then in Houston, I just full fully lied. I
just made up like a fake charity that I was
there to promote, and they believe me. And so then
today my goal was I was going to take my
shirt off, but if they asked me any questions about
why I was doing that, I was going to basically
ignore those questions and redirect it back to the interview
(10:49):
in a really serious way. So when they asked me
why I took my shirt off, I said I'd feel
a lot more comfortable if we could just focus on
promoting the shows. It didn't ask and I did the
whole interview with my shirt.
Speaker 4 (11:03):
That's amazing. All right, Well, we won't reference the fact
that your shirt's off during this interview. It's great to
have you here. We're going to get to know you
a little bit better in a moment. First, we're going
to tell the listeners a couple of things we're talking
about today. We're going to do a quick check in
with one of the best answers in a little while
from Donald Trump. A no comment, I don't want to comment.
(11:24):
Then comments yes, yeah, straight out of like the like
naked gun or I think no, I think it's actually
a bit in the other guys. Right, yeah, the rock
is leg We can't comment on that, but the answers,
yeah right, right right, he basically did that. We're going
to talk about two new main characters on the internet.
(11:46):
One is a Oklahoma college student who submitted an essay
that was awarded no points, got zero out of twenty five.
So we just want to evaluate the essay. See ye see,
you know what we think of her work and her
arguments as this constitute's first Amendment discrimination. And then we'll
(12:08):
talk about the say Hi to Me hiker guy, Yeah,
who did a psa, like a weirdly threatening psa about
how you should always say yes to a man if
he says hi to you. And then the War on
Christmas is back, guys. I don't have to tell you
guys this, The fucking War on Christmas, I know is back.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
I'm leaving the charge, bro.
Speaker 4 (12:27):
Yeah, that's right, that's what we're here for.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Yeah, fuck all, dight.
Speaker 4 (12:31):
So we'll talk about all of that plenty more. But first, Lucas,
we do like to ask our guest, what is something
from your search history that's revealing about who you are?
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Oh? Yeah, let me pull it up. I had a
couple of good ones. Let's see, let's see what I
was cooking on this week. This week, I oh, I
was searching up James F. Goldstein. You guys know this guy.
I don't think so, No, James F. Goldstein. Is that
old krusty dude with the crazy outfit that's at the gates.
Speaker 4 (13:01):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that lizard.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
I did a fucking deep dive on this guy because
he's insane. But he has this insanely sick house. Yeah yeah, yeah, no,
oh is that the house.
Speaker 4 (13:16):
That's yeah Jackie Treehorn right, yeah, where Jackie Tree you
make it on Caucasian Jackie.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
I knew that I had seen it somewhere. I did
a deep dive on this house because he's been like
modernizing it steadily. That the original architect that did it,
it's this crazy house. It looks like a space ship. Yes,
if you've seen The Big Lebowski, you know what it
looks like. But uh, it's this crazy house. And the
architect died in like ninety four, but he's been like
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modernizing everything so that like the roofs all retract and
the there's like a pointed Florida's ceiling window at the
tip of the house and then that retracts, so it's
all like indoor outdoor and all everything's like triangles and shit, right,
and then he built he bought his neighbor's property and
built a nightclub out of it.
Speaker 4 (14:05):
Yeah, yeah, okay, yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
I was thinking about just d ming him and just
asking to come to his one of his parties after
the Lakers game, because I feel like he doesn't really
know anything about social media or the Internet, and if
someone with like followers DM him, he'd probably just be like, sure,
is he like on Instagram? That yeah, dude, he's on Instagram.
He has like he has like few enough followers that
(14:28):
I could reach him, but enough followers and activity on
there that I bet he's checking. It is one hundred
and seventy eight thousand followers, and he's always posting just
like pretty unhinged shit. This is just like it's it's
like it's like Dad posts like this. This is just
a video from his hotel suite and it's.
Speaker 4 (14:47):
Just like.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
The middle of the shot too, broot a little bit better, Jimmy.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
It's just every Dad. And then and then a lot
of pictures with just like women that are at least
thirty years younger than him.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Who are the description He's like, look at me.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
What's the caption on this puppy hashtag happy Thanksgiving? That
I mean, he's not going to put an honest caption
on there. He's not going to be like, here are
two people I paid to spend time in my company.
I shouldn't talk shit on the king by the way,
because I am looking to go to one of his parties.
He also posts a lot of video of him dancing
with women who are both taller and younger than him, and.
Speaker 4 (15:32):
His hips, his hip. Yeah, it's just and forth.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
He's really holding on to this woman, and I can't
imagine that. I don't know how many layers of emotion
she's like blocked off here, or what she's actually feeling
as this happens. But I can't imagine that's like a
good feeling when like I have, like a magnate who's
so tan that his skin has to be falling off,
is like, yeah, out of your hips and he's.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Like a constantly wrapped mummy who decided to put some
makeup on, is like, hey, you want to dance?
Speaker 2 (16:06):
Yeah? Pictures of him dancing with what I think?
Speaker 1 (16:09):
I think if you're like, hey, I got like I'm
coming with the fly Is Chicks.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
He'll be like, yeah, man, come on through, come to
the Yeah yeah.
Speaker 4 (16:19):
I think if he see if he gets back to
you by the end of the.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
It can't message this account unless they follow me to connect.
It may help to follow them. All right, let me
tell some follow Let's just get the engines going on.
I've been doing a deep dive into that guy. It's
interestingly there's pretty much no information on why he's so
rich available publicly. But it's weird because it's like, what
are you Because when a guy dresses like that, it's like,
(16:46):
are you a good business guy? I don't think anyone
would take you seriously bright?
Speaker 4 (16:50):
And the thing I always heard because he is like
sort of a bit of an NBA legend because he's
always court side at for decades every but not just
Laker games, like he'll you'll you'll like see court side
of like a Pacers game, you know, yeah, like just
he he loves NBA basketball. And the story I had
always heard was that it was he was a porn
(17:11):
magnate who then has like kind of taken that out
of his backstory as porn magnates are. Well. The other
thing is he's a landlord.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
Like there was a whole thing where he was like
fighting rent control too, Like he owns a ton of
real estate in Century City or something. Also, and he
like was like evicting old people.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
Oh yeah, there's a tradition. An interview on him, you
guys know a lot about him. I'm actually thrilled. I
feel like, yeah, it's a Laker fan. You kind of
learn who that the front row group is.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
I think the most mysterious woman is that Asian lady too,
who sits next to Jack Nicholson. She also, I think
it's like there's some dynastic business or like her father
owned like a ton of I don't know all these
people who said courts got like weird money.
Speaker 4 (17:56):
Did you see that anecdote? Does some will posted over
Thinks Thanksgiving weekend about they were like my mom dated
Jack Nicholson for a little while, and yeah, that's pretty good.
It was basically like there was a woman stalking him.
They were really worried about. Everybody was on high alert,
like you know if this woman shows up, like call
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the police. She's like sending the most unhind shit to him.
And one day she shows up at his house that
he's living or his apartment that he's living at with
this guy's mom, and she's like, oh, shadow shit, like
you know, she goes to call the police, comes back
to the living room after like being on the phone
(18:39):
with the police, who are like, we can't really do anything,
you know. So she's like talking for five minutes, comes back,
they're gone, and she's like, fuck, did she like kill him?
Did she kidnap him? She's like looking around the house.
She goes up to one of the bedrooms and she's blowing.
She's blowing him, damn and this is all alleged, but uh,
(19:00):
she you know, the mom kicks her out and it's
like what the fuck. He's like, well, she offered me
a blowjob? What was I going to say no?
Speaker 2 (19:11):
And oh yeah, what was the end of that? It
was like and that's quite literally, what a legend is
is that you can tell a story about someone and
it's as believable that it's true as it is that
it's false.
Speaker 4 (19:22):
Like, yeah, there's stories about him that are like more incriminating,
so you can't really like tell them, but for sure, yeah,
what is something Lucas he thinks underrated, underrated.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
I gotta say, I think maybe maybe I'm singular in this,
but I feel like every week there's a crime or
true crime documentary that comes out on Netflix that I
find completely gripping, that takes takes a hold on me
for a good hour and a half. Like I think,
I don't know why we're not talking about them more often,
(20:01):
Like it used to be all the rage was like
making a Murderer and all these cult ones, you know,
Wildlife Country, but I still feel like they're cooking yeah,
and I don't really I feel like no one's even
talking about it. I mean, there was like a really
fucked up sad one. I don't know if you guys
saw The Perfect Neighbor.
Speaker 4 (20:18):
No, oh yeah, I remember that one.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
Was that one's not funny or cool that like funded.
Speaker 4 (20:24):
There's a funny murder one.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
Yeah, that one was actually like fucking devastating, but just that,
Like it's crazy because you would think like when a
new show comes out, I feel like everyone's talking about
it or it's like a severance thing. But I feel
like Netflix is just consistently, like week after week putting
out an unbelievable doc right.
Speaker 4 (20:45):
Right, right, oh that was the one where they'd little Girl.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
Oh yeah, yeah, that one's that one really sad?
Speaker 4 (20:51):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I remember. I remember that story unfolded.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
Yeah yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
It was just devastatingly Yeah.
Speaker 4 (20:57):
I think it like got slated down with like romance novels.
Like now, like people are like, I fuck with this,
but like I don't really like talk about how much
I fuck with this because it's like kind of exploitive,
and so people are secretly like consuming, Like the fact
that they have a new one every week is like
probably they know that these are doing pretty well. But yeah,
(21:21):
everything I didn't it.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
I grew in appreciation for how good they are because
I was in the Caribbean and I was on foreign
Netflix because you know, they like geolocate, you change what
content you have access to. So I ended up watching
this British one. It was called there was something about
this guy called the Fox who was like they called
him the five. It was a classic British shit, like
they gave this robber and nickname instead of just like
(21:47):
catching him but uh, instead of like doing getting card,
and they bragged about how the police work was but
it took them like eighty fucking victims to catch this guy.
And the whole doc was about how great the police was,
and I was like, they weren't like this.
Speaker 4 (22:02):
The cooperation to get the details.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
So you're like, but this is the thing about the
British one, And this is why I realized how good
the American ones were. Was they just I think, out
of respect for the victims, just gave absolutely no details.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
Yeah, that's what they do in the press there.
Speaker 4 (22:18):
Yes, so they.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
Were like they were like, yeah, this guy comes in
and he commits a horrific assault. And then that was
like the description of the crime. And I'm like, you guys, like,
we're watching this because it's exploitative, Like we're I'm not
watching this to know vaguely what happened. And you compare
that to like an American one, like and then like
you much details? Sure, Yeah, I think I think. I
(22:41):
think American true crimes and its golden age.
Speaker 4 (22:44):
Yeah, American true crime will be like, he committed an
assault and here's what it probably looked like with the
cast of Yea Dawson's Creek reacting that the three D animation, right,
what is something you think is overrated?
Speaker 2 (22:59):
I'll say this, okay, And I hate to come at
my king like this, But delta status. Everyone's like, oh,
I have delta status. Yeah, we all have delta status.
And now it means nothing. You know, what do you mean?
Speaker 4 (23:12):
So what are you talking about? What do you mean here?
Speaker 2 (23:14):
It really doesn't do very much for me. I want,
I want they should be rolling out the red carpet
for me, because maybe I care too much about this
because I fly every single weekend for comedy.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
But I mean, I get that, but part of me
is like first time dealing with the airlines not giving
you ship for.
Speaker 4 (23:33):
The shit the money you give them.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
It's like I feel like it's everywhere too, Like I
see this complaint constantly too, because like I think there's
so many credit cards now that like offer lounge access.
Speaker 4 (23:43):
That like the people who like I think complaints all
the time.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
That they're like, you can't even get into a lounge anymore.
And I'm like, I don't know, bro, I show up
fucking three minutes before the flight takes off. I'm sure, sure, but.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
It's a certain type of complaint.
Speaker 5 (23:56):
You Know.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
What I've learned is like the more you travel, it
I think it's that traveling is like definitionally an experience
that's out of your control. So different people react to
that different ways. But the way that I react to
that is I try to like optimize little things to
make it feel like I have control. So I like
go to a hotel and I'm like, I want to
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get the upgrade. And I go to like the flight
and I'm like, I want to get the upgrade. It's
mostly upgrade related, Yeah, but it's not even really. You know,
if we just.
Speaker 4 (24:28):
Told you we gave you an upgrade, would you stop
talking to us? Do they ever give you that one?
Speaker 2 (24:33):
I bet I would stop?
Speaker 1 (24:36):
Oh we got you upgraded? Oh great, great, great.
Speaker 4 (24:39):
You were actually sitting in the bathroom before we were
having this conversation, so you're good. All right, let's take
a quick break. We'll come back and get into the news.
We'll be right back into her back all right, real
(25:04):
quick checking. We talked on yesterday's trending about how Donald
Trump spent an entire night tweetingposting ship posts on truth,
post truthing ship posts on truth, social like it's six
in the morning, finish it up with like this is
the best this is, But just I'm starting to suspect
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their habit of staging all his media statements next to
a roaring jet engine is intentional because the ship he's
saying every time is just the most clear evidence of
his brain melting. Just a real quick hit here of
them asking him if he had a phone call with
Maduro and his responses, I don't want to comment on it.
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The answer is yes, in the same breath.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
Yeah, I've been doing answer, Yes, it's pretty good.
Speaker 4 (26:05):
You couldn't really do much better than that if you
were intentionally being funny.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
Yeah, I don't want to comment on it. The answer
is yes. I mean, just to contradict yourself so quickly
is I mean, it is a brilliant bit of irony
that like a comedic writer would write, like, yeah, this
is how you construct this joke. I don't want to
comment on it. The answer is yes, Yeah I did.
I did. It didn't go well, didn't go well at all.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
It makes me sick to my stomach that this is
a Trump pashion podcast. But this is really fucked up. Yeah,
I didn't realize you guys, You guys lived me into
a into a trapdoor.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
Here Trump's arrangement syndrome. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it abounds, It abounds.
Speaker 2 (26:45):
Now that guy's insane. You saw he asked Jackie Chan
for a Rush Hour four. Yeah, yep, we're gonna get
Chris Tucker back for the remake. It's not going to
be hard to do.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
No, no, no, I think, But we were we were
basically saying that it's probably because Brett Rattner was directing
the Milania Trump documentary that they're like, hey, we're gonna
put aside your all the sexual assault allegations and get
you back to making Rush Hour films because you did
us a solid making this like propaganda documentary about Milania.
Speaker 4 (27:13):
But I don't know, can't We'll say, he can't stop,
like he's you know, with some people suspect he might
be distracting from the Epstein you know, the impending drop
of Epstein documents. And he's like, I know what I'll do.
I'll put the focus on me going into business with
Brett Rattner and Chris Tucker who was on the flight logs.
(27:35):
But all right, we should talk about this Oklahoma college
essay controversy. It matters so much.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
Fun fact about this before we get into this. I was,
at one point an college essay tutor, Okay in New
York City.
Speaker 4 (27:53):
Oh hell, yeah, oh, this is we have a perfect person.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
Oh like oh like writing your entrance admission an essay.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
Yeah, so I don't was this is this honest standardized
test or is this this was like part of admissions.
Speaker 4 (28:06):
This is sort of a class, like she's a sociology class.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I got it. I was an admissions
essay writing tutor, which basically meant I was it was
for like rich New York City kids. I got paid
like an ungodly amount of money to do this, and
basically what I would do is like it was it
was during the time that you know, there was a
real like it was kind of like I would say,
the height of the what people are now calling the
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woke movement, But at the time it was just very
focused on like white people had to talk about like
how sorry they were about slavery, for example, in a
college essay or something like. It was like play a
trauma or something. And so I would coach white people
on how to be like liberal enough but not like
overdo it with their guilt.
Speaker 4 (28:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
I remember this one was one kid. He wrote in
the same it was like multi the bull. It was
like short answer questions and it was like what's your
favorite activity, and he wrote sailing. And then the next
question was what's your favorite book, and he wrote Tony
Morrison's Beloved, And I was like, yeah, man, you can't
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go from sailing. Yeah, you gotta take one of them.
Two outs.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
Okay, okay, okay, but I say a lot about sailing
from Tony.
Speaker 4 (29:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
Yeah. The shame of consciousness writing style really lended itself
to it, like you could either be the sailor or
you could be the white guy that loves beloved, but
you can't be both.
Speaker 4 (29:36):
Yeah, in consecutive answers. So I think it's say we've
entered a new era where this person has already had
this essay published by Turning Point. Just a little bit
of background. So Turning Point thought this was fucking sick,
but zero out of twenty five on an essay where
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she was supposed to be discussing the use of gender
norms in society, and her essay was essentially on how
God made men and women different on purpose. I just
want first, I'm going to read her statement defending her essay,
which is probably not the one I would have gone with,
probably because you can correct me if if you think otherwise.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
Syntax and such.
Speaker 4 (30:18):
Yes, so this is her trying to prove her kind
of erudition and that she should have been recognized for
ability to write and explain herself. Quote, to be what
I think is clearly discriminated, discriminated against for my beliefs
and using freedom of speech, and especially for my religious beliefs.
I think that's just absurd. Ah, to be what I
(30:40):
think is clearly discriminated against for my beliefs. But that's,
you know, that's maybe off the cuff. We don't know
if she like sat down and wrote that statement.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
Run on sentence, also starting a sentence with to be
as there Shakespeare as wild, to be what I.
Speaker 4 (30:55):
Think is, to be what I think is.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
Oh, do you.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
Know, we don't know how she said it. She might
have said it like to be what I think is
just that's that was all the to be one.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
Maybe she wrote it as one word and they're like,
I'm sorry you saying to be what I think is
what I think is.
Speaker 4 (31:13):
Those words have just never really been used together in
a straight line before.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
To be what I think is discriminated against.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
Wait, but to be what I really clearly you think
it's clearly you know it's clearly. But again, you know,
maybe just.
Speaker 4 (31:32):
So I want to get into her essay. Curious to
get your thoughts on this one. So the article discussed
peer this is this is her writing. The article discussed
peers using teasing as a way to enforce gender norms.
I do not necessarily see this as a problem. God
made male and female and made us different from each
other on differently and for a purpose.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
Differently.
Speaker 4 (31:52):
She's using an adverb there. Oh, I'm sorry. God made
male and female and made us differently from each other
on purpose and for a purpose. I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (32:04):
It's usually a stupid person trade to use the adjective
when you should use the adverbs. She did it. She
kind of switch it up on us. She sho use
an adverb where you actually should have an adjective.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
Oh, she's an artist.
Speaker 4 (32:15):
She's an artist. I think is overly she's.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
Just fucking jazzing off the dome. This is freestyle all
over again. Continue.
Speaker 4 (32:21):
Sorry. God is very intentional with what he makes, and
I believe trying to change that would only do more harm.
Gender roles and tendencies should not be considered quote stereotypes.
Women naturally want to do womanly things because God created
us with those womanly desires in our hearts. The same
goes for men. God created men in the image of
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his courage and strength, and he created women in the
image of his beauty. He intentionally created women differently than men,
and we should live our lives with that in mind.
What the fuck?
Speaker 1 (32:51):
I'm sorry, what is the assignment?
Speaker 4 (32:54):
So this is a reaction essay to a scientific paper
about the empirical effects of pressuring people to fulfilled traditional
gender norms.
Speaker 1 (33:04):
So they had to read a scientific paper about it,
about actual research, and then respond, Okay, there.
Speaker 2 (33:13):
Is no way that this teacher didn't start reading this
essay without going, oh, she's like the crazy god one.
I know this is going to be bad. Yeah, there's one,
and everybody knows all about this girl. She raises her
hand all the time they're talking about fucking dissecting a frog,
She's raising her hand talking about what God wants with
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the frog. Like, by the time this teacher is opening
this paper, they're already predispissed to God's things.
Speaker 4 (33:40):
They've just been pushed to the fucking edge.
Speaker 1 (33:42):
Or he probably got all his friends together, like, bro,
I'm about to read this dumb, fucking essay if you
want to see shit.
Speaker 4 (33:48):
So it was a TA doing the grading, and the
TA is now currently on administrative leave. Well, an investigation
is conducted, and again this person's essay was then printed
by turning point USA, who was like, look at what
they're doing to us exactly zero.
Speaker 2 (34:06):
Out of twenty five. Can we all agree is harsh
because she wrote the essay and say what you will
about this essay. Chat GBT did not write that. Yeah,
that's true, that came from inside her head. No thing
created that on her behalf.
Speaker 4 (34:21):
I mean God created that in the image as a
perfect helper. Yeah. So the the TA responded not in
the way that I think maybe like I would have,
you know, quoting Billy Madison and just being like you
were awarded no points to may God have mercy on
your soul. The response was like pretty well reasoned out.
(34:44):
They wrote, please note that I'm not deducting points because
you have certain beliefs. But instead to lucas the point
that like she knows that this is going to be
a thing. You know, the TA knows like this motherfucker
has been like ignoring sign, doing this shit, ruining class
the whole thing. So there will Please note, I'm not
deducting points because you have certain beliefs, but instead I'm
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deducting points for you posting a reaction paper that does
not answer the questions for this assignment, contradicts itself, heavily
uses personal ideology over empirical evidence. In a scientific class,
I encourage all students to question or challenge the course
material with other empirical findings or testable hypotheses. But using
your own personal beliefs to argue against the findings of
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not only this article, but the findings of countless articles
across psychology, biology, sociology is not best practice. And then
further on, Additionally, to call an entire group of people
demonic is highly eventive, which I did skip over, but
I do just want to read from that portion of
the essay. I do think men and women are pressured
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to be more masculine or feminine. I strongly disagree with
the idea from the article that encouraging acceptance of diverse
gender expressions could improve students' confidence society. Pushing the lie
that there are multiple genders and everyone should be whatever
they want to be is so demonic and severely harms
American youth. So that's sorry. She said, I do not
think men and women are pressured to be more masculine
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or feminine, and then said that to not pressure them is.
Speaker 1 (36:16):
Demomonic, So not pressured. But if you don't pressure them,
that's demonic. That's actually kind of demonic. So I do
think there's a slight contradiction at the heart.
Speaker 4 (36:26):
Of her argument. Zero Oh my god, is yeah, I
don't know. Zero definitely feels like is coming from a
place of this motherfucker.
Speaker 1 (36:35):
Again, really did this shit in a science class?
Speaker 2 (36:37):
Okay, administrative leave is wild for the TA, given that
thea the TA was like, I know what you're gonna
think this zero is about. And I'm just telling you
it's because your paper was really bad and and and
it's not about the fact that you're so Christian. And
then obviously that woman read it and was like, no,
it's definitely about the fact that I'm so Christian.
Speaker 4 (36:57):
Yeah, yeah right. She probably, like the TA probably like
ran their notes on the paper through like a lawyer,
because like it seems like they were just like, just
so you're aware, and I know you're going to probably
try and sue me over this, like these these are
the reasons, right, right.
Speaker 2 (37:16):
As a Jew, and I feel like I'm going to
have to really jump in when we talk about the
war on Christmas next, but.
Speaker 4 (37:23):
Yeah, because you're waging it, right, I'm.
Speaker 2 (37:26):
Waging it, Yeah, as the person who came up with
Chrus buying Jesus and then subsequently not celebrating his birthday
or whatever the full Christmas is. I'm not sure, but
let me tell you this, being that Christian or generally
that religious, it's just a bummer. Yeah, It's just a
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bummer for everyone around you. It's just there's really no
better way to put it. When people are trying to
do class and you're talking about the Lord, it's a bummer.
Speaker 1 (37:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (37:58):
Yeah, yeah, it's you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (38:00):
Yeah, And it's I mean, like, this is what happens though,
when these people just shun actually learning shit because like
they don't want to understand how any system of oppression
coercion like works as a means to like avoid any introspection.
So then they're just left with like pseudo intellectual drivel
that's like Laiden with Bible vibes to be like, ah, well,
(38:20):
I'm actually gonna avoid the question by just Christian vibing.
My answer to you and and assuming that if you
disagree with that, you're negating my entire worldview, and therefore
there's no point even talk about what you're trying to
talk about, because I'm answering with my Christianity, Like, yeah,
this science shit is dumb. Let me tell you how
my ignorant family talks about gender roles. They think they
are good and from God, So don't disagree with my
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ne ma.
Speaker 4 (38:43):
They yeah this, I mean, there's that publatory episode about
Riley Gains and how like you know, emphasizing the fact
that she lost to a transwimmer and like she started
getting paid like one hundred thousand dollars just to like
show up somewhere, and like we're even award for like
being a victim of Woke, and like I just feel
(39:04):
like everybody knows that now. And now there's this like
Woke attacked me industrial complex, right, everybody's trying to hop
in you know, easy, it's easy. All right, Well, let's
take a quick break because we have we have another
one who's probably gonna do that next week in the news.
The say hi to me, hiker guy. We'll be right back,
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and we're back. We're back, and this is just a
quick one.
Speaker 1 (39:42):
But it's a quick one.
Speaker 4 (39:44):
The vibes are very unnerving, I would say on this one,
this is just a guy who posted on on TikTok
being like, uh, ladies, PSA.
Speaker 1 (39:56):
Just we'll let him explain it, just so you know.
The setting is him in the middle of wildern wilderness okay,
and he's about to get to the ladies with some
commentary here.
Speaker 5 (40:06):
Public service announcement. If you're gonna pass a single guy
on a trail and you're a girl and he says hi,
maybe you say hi back and not just give me
an awkward.
Speaker 1 (40:20):
Come on, come on, come on, public service announcement. If
you see it's like also just starting up, if you
see a single guy and you're a girl, what the
fuck are you? What is this scenario he's setting up?
You must say fucking high to me in the wilderness, okay,
ps A.
Speaker 4 (40:40):
Like putting into the context of a PSA makes it
sound like this is good for your own health, which
also makes it sound like just say you know you
don't want me a fucking snap.
Speaker 2 (40:50):
I wish at the end of that he said what
he was actually thinking. He was like, come on, I'm
so fucking horny.
Speaker 4 (40:57):
Yeah exactly. Yeah, He's like, just to say hi so
I can jack off to that interaction later go to
the wilderness.
Speaker 1 (41:05):
I'm so fucking horny, okay, and just walk around to
blow some of the steam off. And you can't even
say hi to me. The wild thing is like everyone
in the comments are like, are you fucking for real?
Speaker 4 (41:15):
You did shit?
Speaker 1 (41:16):
Other people like, dude, no one's gonna fucking say hi
to you, some random dude in the fucking wilderness, you know,
Like that's how horror stories start about somebody like, Hey,
nobody's out here, you have no cell phone reception. How
are you? Hey, you'd be a lot prettier if you
smiled more more more.
Speaker 5 (41:32):
Public service announcements a new word too. Just a quick clarification.
I mentioned women in my video about hiking, and I
get why that hidden nerve safety on trails is completely valid.
I was just laughing at that awkward NPC freeze moment
when you say hi, no pressure to say back, do
whatever feel safe to you. I was just out there
and enjoy nature, touching grass and just laughing at the
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awkward encounter.
Speaker 4 (41:55):
That's it. It's wow.
Speaker 2 (41:58):
He sounds Canadian, dude, you don't typically see that out
of a Canadian.
Speaker 4 (42:02):
Well, we're slowly.
Speaker 2 (42:03):
Canadians are a lot cooler.
Speaker 1 (42:05):
Yeah, we're slowly poisoning them, unfortunately seeping in more and
more and more.
Speaker 2 (42:10):
But Canadian insel that's crazy, dude.
Speaker 4 (42:14):
Oh man, I mean literally just I just love nature
and I just think like women should be hornier for
me in nature.
Speaker 1 (42:25):
I load acknowledgment. Okay, now let me get back his
all his contents like him just like lifting weights and
like flexing.
Speaker 2 (42:31):
And you say, if a guy's hiking by you jerking
his dick off about to come, maybe don't be weird
to finish him off?
Speaker 1 (42:40):
Yeah, what the hell?
Speaker 2 (42:41):
Also like instead of awkwardly walking by like yeah, yeah
this is you, stop that.
Speaker 4 (42:49):
It's like embarrassing.
Speaker 1 (42:51):
I love just be like, I'm sorry, I'm just saying
like we are like NPCs dude.
Speaker 4 (42:56):
Thrust guys. I'm a feminist. I was just laughing at
this fucking NPC who didn't say hi back to me
when she walked by, when we were the only two
people within miles, and I was clearly like gritting my
teeth with horniness.
Speaker 2 (43:11):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (43:12):
Yeah, he's like posting other stuff about like testosterone. This guy,
this guy's pays as a mess.
Speaker 2 (43:16):
He was like, sorry, I was touching grass exactly.
Speaker 4 (43:20):
Oh, I guess you hate nature? Is that what it is?
Speaker 2 (43:23):
They hate nature?
Speaker 4 (43:25):
Okay, I didn't know that. Okay, cool guys, Cool, all right.
And then finally, the War on Christmas is back on time,
right all the time. This time the targets Portland, which
everyone's like, they're gonna invade Venezuela. I think they're gonna
invade Portland. They so they wanted to fucking kill everybody
in Portland, the porestration. But they're they've made up a
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story where Portland this this year, for the first time ever,
has started calling their Christmas tree just the tree in
in their like Christmas tree lighting ceremony. And the New
York Post is claiming that this is like, you know,
because they they're avoiding mentioning Christmas at any point during
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there what is clearly supposed to be a Christmas ceremony.
Actually at the event, there were musicians singing Carol the Bells,
Mariah carries All I Want for Christmas is You, and
fucking Santa Clas showed up. But they, you know, the
Fox News needs to do something besides talk about like
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what's actually happening on.
Speaker 1 (44:33):
Right right, right, I can't talk about price is not
coming down, or like you know, a war, crime, boat
strikes or none of that stuff.
Speaker 4 (44:39):
Dude, I can't believe.
Speaker 1 (44:40):
They didn't call the tree a Christmas tree. But Santa
was there, and they did acknowledge the birth of Christ,
so you know, at least they did that.
Speaker 4 (44:48):
They claimed that Christmas had been erased by the events
pro Palestinian participants, so they just like found somebody who
was pro Palestine in the crowd. Was like, they did this.
If I had to guess, if I had to guess
who was behind this, it's this guy. Right. But the
actual origin story of this is actually because they didn't
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want to put a manora up in downtown Portland, and
so they were like, fine, fuck it, it's not a
Christmas tree. It's just a holiday tree or whatever. I
don't know, will you leave us alone? Right Exactly, They
didn't even do that.
Speaker 1 (45:28):
They didn't even say that. They're just like, well, it's
not like Chris, fine, like whatever. Then if it's just
a tree, then it's not for Christians. Therefore you don't
need an.
Speaker 4 (45:35):
It's a holiday Bush. I told James that there is
a Christmas tree in jameson Square Twitch. He replied, uh, no,
actually it's a holiday tree, t which I replied, it's
got presence under it. I know what a Christmas tree
looks like. I told James. I guess you could call
the monora a candle holder if you want, but it's
still a monora, and a Christmas tree is still a
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Christmas tree. So the it's the origin of this practice
is the exact opposite. It's them just like not wanting
to have a more culturally diverse holiday celebration and just
be like, no, it's not it's not Christmas tree. It's
actually not Santa Claus. Okay, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (46:15):
That's is my boy. Nick. Dude, the guy in the
white beard in the red suit.
Speaker 4 (46:19):
Yeah, I think he's Jewish.
Speaker 1 (46:21):
Yeah, I'm pretty Jewish.
Speaker 4 (46:23):
Nick, You Jewish?
Speaker 1 (46:25):
Yeah, dude, that guy's Jewish. So what you guys are
talking about.
Speaker 4 (46:28):
One of the guys on the show said, it's a
Christmas tree. It's always been a Christmas tree, and it
will always be a Christmas tree on Fox News christ
which this is you know, three seconds of googling shows
that this is one of the most obviously appropriated from
you know, Romans and ancient Egyptians and like Druids and
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Celts like that. It's it's the oldest tradition that has.
Speaker 1 (46:55):
Never in your house. Yeah, it's been happening for centuries.
Like the Egyptians also did shit like this. I don't know,
wait they did, oh oh okay they did. It's all
about that pagan takeover, that pagan rebrand they had to do.
They're like, this is actually Christianity. All the shit you
guys are doing was actually Christianity the whole time.
Speaker 4 (47:14):
I wonder if that was like a single year where
they were just like, we're gonna take all of that.
Speaker 1 (47:20):
Actually that's right, right right, yeah, like exactly, Okay, we'll
put a holiday there that can be the birth of
that kid.
Speaker 4 (47:26):
And then this part yeah yeah, okay yeah, and then
they can't say. A guy comes a little and it
was like, if I'm walking under this thing, you have
to fucking kiss me, you have to fucking kiss me.
That's what Jesus said to Jesus the service announcement. I'm
walking under this ship, you have to make out with me.
Speaker 2 (47:42):
Yeah, if I'm a single guy and there's a free nearby.
Then I'm just touching grass. Yeah, but I should be
able to bust, yeah and instantly.
Speaker 1 (47:53):
All good.
Speaker 2 (47:54):
If you're telling me I can't bust, I'm probably gonna say, come.
Speaker 4 (47:57):
On, come on, okay, real, I was just touching grass
talking about these NPC bitches.
Speaker 2 (48:07):
NPCs won't even jerk you off anymore.
Speaker 4 (48:09):
You guys, it's crazy. Have you seen these people? All right?
Lucas great having you. Where can people find you? Follow
you all that good stuff?
Speaker 2 (48:19):
Lucas Eelnick on all social platforms, Lucaszelnick dot com for
all of my tourn ades. Best thing you can do
to support a stand up comedian has come seeing me live?
Yea and yeah that's pretty much.
Speaker 4 (48:32):
It and do it we will have. You can also
follow Lucas on socials to see if Jimmy Goldstein ever
gets back to.
Speaker 2 (48:40):
Him onto that one. Let me my notification. Still no
word from the king, Still no word. Yeah, you'll get
for an unfollowed, but you'll get there.
Speaker 1 (48:53):
You'll get that.
Speaker 4 (48:54):
Trust is their work of social media that you've been
enjoying media or otherwise.
Speaker 2 (48:59):
This Scott related to me as any type of media.
Can I give you a song that I've been listening
to a lot. Please Okay, I'm sure a lot of
you guys have already heard this, but it's called right
back to It by Waxahatchie. I believe that's the correct pronunciation,
and MJ Lenderman. M J Lenderman obviously the darling of
the indie rock scene right now. Waxahatchie and MJ are
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going on tour together, and I'm going to see them
at the Beacon Theater in New York on April twentieth.
I don't know why I'm promoting their show, but the
point is I really like the music. I like both
of those artists independently. I think it's really cool that
artists are like going out and co headlining and forming
these indie rockers. They like, they'll do a solo thing,
(49:43):
then they'll like do a band with a couple of
their friends, and they'll like grab one friend from the
band and do a tour.
Speaker 1 (49:48):
With them, right.
Speaker 2 (49:49):
I like that. That's cool. I wish comedians could do that,
but we we just don't really do that kind of shit.
So I always respect when I see that pop up.
But that song has been on repeat in my years.
Speaker 4 (49:58):
So if you haven't heard song really good? Yeah, it doesn't.
I feel like the team ups is like indie rock
managers being like, okay, look, you got to become the Avengers,
yeah of indie rock. Yeah, that's what the people demand now.
Speaker 2 (50:16):
Being like, okay, so I know a lot of people
are listening to the music, but you guys are still
poor for some reason. That's part of your aesthetic. But
if we could do anything to change that, that would.
Speaker 1 (50:25):
Yeah, that would help me, dude, That help me because I'm.
Speaker 2 (50:30):
I don't have to wear skinny jeans and smoked cigarettes.
I'm a manager. So if you could just help me
get rich, that would be and then you could do
whatever you could stay poor. I'll take your money if
you want.
Speaker 4 (50:39):
I got two kids, man like, but we got actually
doesn't matter to me at all. Miles where you can
people find you? Is there work media you've been enjoying?
Speaker 1 (50:48):
Yeah, find me everywhere at miles of gray. I'm talking
about ninety day Fiance on four twenty Day Fiance and
talking about football in it on Ain't It Footy with
Jamel Johnson and Chris Martin and let's see a work
and media like, so, dude, Trump is having another one
of those round table like fluff sessions or everyone goes
around it's like, oh my god, sir, you're so fucking
(51:10):
like you're the shit dog, like, thank you so much everything.
Speaker 4 (51:13):
This is Christie.
Speaker 1 (51:14):
No, I'm hitting him with a thank God for killing
the people in the boats who you have no proof
for narco.
Speaker 4 (51:19):
Terrorists or whatever.
Speaker 1 (51:20):
But this fucking line is just absurd. You've saved hundreds
of millions of lives with the cocaine you've blown up
in the Caribbean.
Speaker 4 (51:30):
What does she think cocaine is?
Speaker 1 (51:33):
I don't know, man, because their shorthand is like, there's
fentanyl in the in the coke now and people are dying.
But then all coke is a mat weapon of mass
destruction and it's the new yellow cake, and you've saved
hundreds of millions of lives.
Speaker 4 (51:48):
Goddamn. Yeah, yeah, yeah, look at it. Some bad cocaine
in those boats.
Speaker 2 (51:52):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (51:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (51:53):
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bottom you will find the footnotes or no, which is
where we link off to the information we talked about
in today's episode. We also link off to a song
that we think you might enjoy. Yeah, is there a
song that you think that people might enjoy?
Speaker 2 (52:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (52:25):
Yeah, just some like good like ambient lo fi hip
hop by the producer Kubo ce ou b oh uh
just just great.
Speaker 4 (52:34):
You know, ambient environmental music. It's called inborn.
Speaker 1 (52:36):
So check this one out by Koumbo ce oh u bohold.
Speaker 4 (52:39):
Love to hear that tech exec that one. Yeah, maybe
you're not ready for that one.
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Speaker 2 (53:02):
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Lookas you into freestyle wrapping, bro, I mean just observing.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
I think every white guy likes to do that.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
No, just I just I was just I just found
this video. I was about to show Jack. Have you
seen this video of the tech dude that AI tech
bro freestyling?
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Is he nice?
Speaker 1 (00:26):
No, dude's so terrible.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
It's like you're on a trip.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
You got the rip when you're hanging out with the
room like you I have the mushrooms.
Speaker 4 (00:33):
What because this is what.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
We do with the love is the gift straight up
from the God above. When you're hanging with your friends
at the Amma door club, right, and when you got this,
it's the flas.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
So hot like it's the gold rush because when you're.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
Here, you got the ai' so fly and what's the
AI rooms?
Speaker 1 (00:53):
And straight up the second he said AI, sir, I
mean the second he was rapping with that quarter zip
fucking fleece on.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Yeah, you know he thought he fucking get hill the
fuck here, sir.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
I wish I wish it stayed with him for like
the mic drop moment where he was like, oh and
everyone's just like like nervous laughter.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that was that was utterly insane. That
reminds me of so many times I've done that exact
same thing.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
Conference.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
I mean, honestly, it's like better that that guy has
a job. It's more embarrassing to be freestyling and not
making money, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, he's
like trying to fight through it.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Like, wait, were you earnestly doing like some freestyles as
a as a you in college?
Speaker 4 (01:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Yeah, yeah, was that you?
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Was I earnestly doing some freestyles?
Speaker 1 (01:42):
What was it?
Speaker 5 (01:42):
Like?
Speaker 1 (01:43):
What was it beat that would hop on? You're like,
oh ship, hold on, bro, dude.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
My my ship used to be oh ship. The it's
a It's it's even more embarrassing. It's a Ross beat
ninety nine, you know, the one that's like dune.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Yes, yes, I.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Really liked that one. And we would smoke weed in freestyle,
and uh, let me tell you this. You're gonna be
shocked to hear it. We weren't good.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
At it, you know what's so funny. I don't know
if you noticed the top comment on that video was Russ.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
No, yeah, so did you?
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Oh my god? I thought you was part of it?
Was like, did you see the Russ comment on the
fu yeah, this is.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Just like a doormat for people that like wrap, you
know what I mean. On Russ, I don't think he
deserves all the hate that he gets, but I get
why he gets.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
It for sure.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
For sure. Oh man, he's.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Really short, I think, which is like just that's brutal.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, wow, all right, clear out, clear out, clear.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Walking through the lacrosse team thinking you're about to do something.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Yeah, hold up, bro, watch out.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
Yo yo yo yo yo yo. He just keeps saying yo.
I think he's stuck.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Yos taking away too long to start, all right.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
The building before New York. Say are you going? What
is it? What is it? And I'm just saying, man.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
You skip the beat, you're like and you know him
with the guys, the guys for my guys who'd like
to try they score on the fly.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Yeah, all right, bro, I gotta go, I gotta go.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
Actually, Hello the Internet, and welcome to season four, seventeen,
episode three of Daly's Guys production of iHeart Radio. This
is a podcast where you take a deep dive into
American shared consciousness through the day's news. We have a
(03:54):
new weekly history version of the show dropping each Monday morning,
where you do a deep dive into the history of
different icon. So far we've done Einstein, Erkle, and Miss Piggy.
You can look for the episodes with icon in the title.
It is Wednesday, December third, twenty twenty five.
Speaker 5 (04:10):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
This is dude. Today the worst day, the National Package
Protection Day. And it looks like just like it's like
like something about like bro where I ring, yeah something, yeah,
prought to by the new AI surveillance technology and National
Roof over your Head Day. But it's a family like
holding a box over their head and I'm like, what
are we trying to? What is this not worth even
(04:32):
expanding the link to know what it's about. So pretty
pretty light day in terms of national.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
Date, National Roof over your Head Day? Yeah yeah, yeah,
yeah yeah. Hey, just be grateful, you know for for
cardboards they bounty we've been given. My name's Jack O'Brien
aka Fat Pie, Fat Pie. That's what all the people say.
Paul ankhead trouble just uh look in a way. That
(05:00):
one courtesy of David Lesser, in reference to the Paul
ank interview where he talked about how massive Frank Sinatra's
dick was. Yeah yeah, and now he just couldn't couldn't
make eye contact with anything because he kept looking at
Frank Sinatra's massive dick.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Hey look like the way Paul Anka said it sound
like he's like, you know, I'm scoping dicks out when
I got it.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
Seeing all the dicks.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Yeah, yeah, and he's like Milton Burrell watched the fuck out.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
Yeah that is I mean, legendarily, Milton Burrell had a
massive dick. Did you see that Saturday Night Live movie
about the like origin story of Saturday Night came out recently? No, Yeah,
where it's like a real time like twenty four hour
or twenty four thing where like they come up with
all of the stuff for the show in like the
fifteen minutes before the first episode. But anyways, Milton Burrel's
(05:49):
there pulling his hog out. Oh, I guess was a
thing that he want to do. I'm thrilled to be
joined as always by my co host, mister.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Miles since Miles Great, the Lord of Lankerston, thought he
was very on the show going with no then, thank
you for having me on this wonderful Wednesday.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
I love when you thank me for having you on
the show. We've done together for seven years.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Look, you know, I was raised to be grateful, you know,
great to the.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
Roof over your head and for the podcast that you
co created.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Yeah, I don't want to. I don't want to take
the green screen away from behind me because it's it's
it's bleak back there, it's bleak back there. It's a
lot of empty instant noodle. I guess what I'm trying
to say is you're welcome, Miles. Yeah, thank you, Thank you, Miles.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
We're thrilled to be joined in our third seat by
a very funny stand up comedian, Yes, whose stand up
in craft work has exploded all over the internet. He
just did a local news interview in Chicago with his
shirt off. He's got shows coming up in Austin, Hartford,
New York City, Chicago, Dallas. He's a road dog who
stays selling out shows. Is Lucas Zellman.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Welcome, Welcome, It's my pleasure to be here. I didn't
know if I was just kind of letting you guys
go on the intro. But I also know a lot
of people with huge dicks.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
Congratulations.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Shout out my college roommate, Michael Fahe that's his full name.
He's got one of the biggest I've seen. Always know
Frank Sinatra with the pipes, but he's got the pipe.
Speaker 4 (07:18):
Pipe dual pipes with that guy. Did you have trouble
making eye contact with him when you guys were just
like hanging out dicks out, Like the.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
First time I saw it, we were just like, hey,
it was like college, and I was like, I never
said anything. And then I remember like maybe second or
third year of college, we all had a friend group, right,
and then like I think it was maybe like second
or third year of college, all my friends were hanging
out without him, and someone was like, is it mirrors
(07:46):
his dick? Like huge?
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Was like, okay, I was.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Gonna say that the ice yet we were all sitting
on it because we didn't want to sound like we
had small ones. But then it was like a recollective.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Yeah yeah, we can all objecting them all. He's big, yeah, yeah, yeah,
him big, him big.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
We're normal. This is like too big. It's like kind
of weird how big his is actually.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Like fatherly, it looked like a dad dick. It was
like the girth of a dad dick.
Speaker 4 (08:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Yeah, the toilet the peace sound was hitting the water harder.
Oh yeah, we could.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
And like a long like, why do those guys pee
for longer?
Speaker 4 (08:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:23):
Yeah, has anyone noticed that the guy's bigger decks pee
for longer. I'm like, we have a bigger bladder too. Yeah,
this guy, yeah, he had it all man.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
That was awesome.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
He's still with us.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
I mean, yeah, he has it probably big, but you
probably you can't confirm that at this point.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
So no, I never got to see it hard. I
always hoped it would like shrink or something hard, but
I don't know. I always had like an unrealistic hope
that it would be like or it would like turn
a different color, be grossy.
Speaker 4 (08:51):
Yeah, probably weird. There's probably something weird about it.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Yeah, something something wrong.
Speaker 4 (08:56):
Well, Lucas, we're thrilled to have you here, uh fresh
off here Local news interview. Why'd you choose to go
shirt off just to like so people would remember just
going on local news.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
It's so corny that if you can't try to make
do some kind of funny bit with it, I feel
like it's a waste of your time as a comedian
because they're literally like what makes people want to come
see your show? And it's like you have to be like, oh, well,
it's fun. But if you can't be funny, and it's like, you're.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
Just gonna have to trust me that I'm funny. Yeah,
I'm going to.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Answer you very reasonably, not comedically, and you'll have to
believe that I'm worth seeing. So what I like to
do not that local news really helps sell any tickets
to the show. I've tried to find different ways where
they'll keep me on, like they almost either I can
do a bit where they don't know I'm doing a bit,
or a bit where it's like not I try to
walk up to the line where it's like not quite
(09:53):
inappropriate enough that they can do anything about it. So
each time I try and find a different thing. When
I was in Charleston and I did their local news,
I read a detailed history of the slave trade in Charleston,
and it kind of put it because they like they
let me do it, because they're not going to like
shut me off while I'm reading history history.
Speaker 4 (10:17):
Yeah. And then in Houston, I find this interesting about
your local community.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
I was like, it did happen there? You don't want
to be the guest that it didn't happen.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Yeah, right, you're not denying it, right.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
And then in Houston, I just full fully lied. I
just made up like a fake charity that I was
there to promote, and they believe me. And so then
today my goal was I was going to take my
shirt off, but if they asked me any questions about
why I was doing that, I was going to basically
ignore those questions and redirect it back to the interview
(10:49):
in a really serious way. So when they asked me
why I took my shirt off, I said I'd feel
a lot more comfortable if we could just focus on
promoting the shows. It didn't ask and I did the
whole interview with my shirt.
Speaker 4 (11:03):
That's amazing. All right, Well, we won't reference the fact
that your shirt's off during this interview. It's great to
have you here. We're going to get to know you
a little bit better in a moment. First, we're going
to tell the listeners a couple of things we're talking
about today. We're going to do a quick check in
with one of the best answers in a little while
from Donald Trump. A no comment, I don't want to comment.
(11:24):
Then comments yes, yeah, straight out of like the like
naked gun or I think no, I think it's actually
a bit in the other guys. Right, yeah, the rock
is leg We can't comment on that, but the answers,
yeah right, right right, he basically did that. We're going
to talk about two new main characters on the internet.
(11:46):
One is a Oklahoma college student who submitted an essay
that was awarded no points, got zero out of twenty five.
So we just want to evaluate the essay. See ye see,
you know what we think of her work and her
arguments as this constitute's first Amendment discrimination. And then we'll
(12:08):
talk about the say Hi to Me hiker guy, Yeah,
who did a psa, like a weirdly threatening psa about
how you should always say yes to a man if
he says hi to you. And then the War on
Christmas is back, guys. I don't have to tell you
guys this, The fucking War on Christmas, I know is back.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
I'm leaving the charge, bro.
Speaker 4 (12:27):
Yeah, that's right, that's what we're here for.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Yeah, fuck all, dight.
Speaker 4 (12:31):
So we'll talk about all of that plenty more. But first, Lucas,
we do like to ask our guest, what is something
from your search history that's revealing about who you are?
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Oh? Yeah, let me pull it up. I had a
couple of good ones. Let's see, let's see what I
was cooking on this week. This week, I oh, I
was searching up James F. Goldstein. You guys know this guy.
I don't think so, No, James F. Goldstein. Is that
old krusty dude with the crazy outfit that's at the gates.
Speaker 4 (13:01):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that lizard.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
I did a fucking deep dive on this guy because
he's insane. But he has this insanely sick house. Yeah yeah, yeah, no,
oh is that the house.
Speaker 4 (13:16):
That's yeah Jackie Treehorn right, yeah, where Jackie Tree you
make it on Caucasian Jackie.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
I knew that I had seen it somewhere. I did
a deep dive on this house because he's been like
modernizing it steadily. That the original architect that did it,
it's this crazy house. It looks like a space ship. Yes,
if you've seen The Big Lebowski, you know what it
looks like. But uh, it's this crazy house. And the
architect died in like ninety four, but he's been like
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modernizing everything so that like the roofs all retract and
the there's like a pointed Florida's ceiling window at the
tip of the house and then that retracts, so it's
all like indoor outdoor and all everything's like triangles and shit, right,
and then he built he bought his neighbor's property and
built a nightclub out of it.
Speaker 4 (14:05):
Yeah, yeah, okay, yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
I was thinking about just d ming him and just
asking to come to his one of his parties after
the Lakers game, because I feel like he doesn't really
know anything about social media or the Internet, and if
someone with like followers DM him, he'd probably just be like, sure,
is he like on Instagram? That yeah, dude, he's on Instagram.
He has like he has like few enough followers that
(14:28):
I could reach him, but enough followers and activity on
there that I bet he's checking. It is one hundred
and seventy eight thousand followers, and he's always posting just
like pretty unhinged shit. This is just like it's it's
like it's like Dad posts like this. This is just
a video from his hotel suite and it's.
Speaker 4 (14:47):
Just like.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
The middle of the shot too, broot a little bit better, Jimmy.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
It's just every Dad. And then and then a lot
of pictures with just like women that are at least
thirty years younger than him.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Who are the description He's like, look at me.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
What's the caption on this puppy hashtag happy Thanksgiving? That
I mean, he's not going to put an honest caption
on there. He's not going to be like, here are
two people I paid to spend time in my company.
I shouldn't talk shit on the king by the way,
because I am looking to go to one of his parties.
He also posts a lot of video of him dancing
with women who are both taller and younger than him, and.
Speaker 4 (15:32):
His hips, his hip. Yeah, it's just and forth.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
He's really holding on to this woman, and I can't
imagine that. I don't know how many layers of emotion
she's like blocked off here, or what she's actually feeling
as this happens. But I can't imagine that's like a
good feeling when like I have, like a magnate who's
so tan that his skin has to be falling off,
is like, yeah, out of your hips and he's.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Like a constantly wrapped mummy who decided to put some
makeup on, is like, hey, you want to dance?
Speaker 2 (16:06):
Yeah? Pictures of him dancing with what I think?
Speaker 1 (16:09):
I think if you're like, hey, I got like I'm
coming with the fly Is Chicks.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
He'll be like, yeah, man, come on through, come to
the Yeah yeah.
Speaker 4 (16:19):
I think if he see if he gets back to
you by the end of the.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
It can't message this account unless they follow me to connect.
It may help to follow them. All right, let me
tell some follow Let's just get the engines going on.
I've been doing a deep dive into that guy. It's
interestingly there's pretty much no information on why he's so
rich available publicly. But it's weird because it's like, what
are you Because when a guy dresses like that, it's like,
(16:46):
are you a good business guy? I don't think anyone
would take you seriously bright?
Speaker 4 (16:50):
And the thing I always heard because he is like
sort of a bit of an NBA legend because he's
always court side at for decades every but not just
Laker games, like he'll you'll you'll like see court side
of like a Pacers game, you know, yeah, like just
he he loves NBA basketball. And the story I had
always heard was that it was he was a porn
(17:11):
magnate who then has like kind of taken that out
of his backstory as porn magnates are. Well. The other
thing is he's a landlord.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
Like there was a whole thing where he was like
fighting rent control too, Like he owns a ton of
real estate in Century City or something. Also, and he
like was like evicting old people.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
Oh yeah, there's a tradition. An interview on him, you
guys know a lot about him. I'm actually thrilled. I
feel like, yeah, it's a Laker fan. You kind of
learn who that the front row group is.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
I think the most mysterious woman is that Asian lady too,
who sits next to Jack Nicholson. She also, I think
it's like there's some dynastic business or like her father
owned like a ton of I don't know all these
people who said courts got like weird money.
Speaker 4 (17:56):
Did you see that anecdote? Does some will posted over
Thinks Thanksgiving weekend about they were like my mom dated
Jack Nicholson for a little while, and yeah, that's pretty good.
It was basically like there was a woman stalking him.
They were really worried about. Everybody was on high alert,
like you know if this woman shows up, like call
(18:17):
the police. She's like sending the most unhind shit to him.
And one day she shows up at his house that
he's living or his apartment that he's living at with
this guy's mom, and she's like, oh, shadow shit, like
you know, she goes to call the police, comes back
to the living room after like being on the phone
(18:39):
with the police, who are like, we can't really do anything,
you know. So she's like talking for five minutes, comes back,
they're gone, and she's like, fuck, did she like kill him?
Did she kidnap him? She's like looking around the house.
She goes up to one of the bedrooms and she's blowing.
She's blowing him, damn and this is all alleged, but uh,
(19:00):
she you know, the mom kicks her out and it's
like what the fuck. He's like, well, she offered me
a blowjob? What was I going to say no?
Speaker 2 (19:11):
And oh yeah, what was the end of that? It
was like and that's quite literally, what a legend is
is that you can tell a story about someone and
it's as believable that it's true as it is that
it's false.
Speaker 4 (19:22):
Like, yeah, there's stories about him that are like more incriminating,
so you can't really like tell them, but for sure, yeah,
what is something Lucas he thinks underrated, underrated.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
I gotta say, I think maybe maybe I'm singular in this,
but I feel like every week there's a crime or
true crime documentary that comes out on Netflix that I
find completely gripping, that takes takes a hold on me
for a good hour and a half. Like I think,
I don't know why we're not talking about them more often,
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Like it used to be all the rage was like
making a Murderer and all these cult ones, you know,
Wildlife Country, but I still feel like they're cooking yeah,
and I don't really I feel like no one's even
talking about it. I mean, there was like a really
fucked up sad one. I don't know if you guys
saw The Perfect Neighbor.
Speaker 4 (20:18):
No, oh yeah, I remember that one.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
Was that one's not funny or cool that like funded.
Speaker 4 (20:24):
There's a funny murder one.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
Yeah, that one was actually like fucking devastating, but just that,
Like it's crazy because you would think like when a
new show comes out, I feel like everyone's talking about
it or it's like a severance thing. But I feel
like Netflix is just consistently, like week after week putting
out an unbelievable doc right.
Speaker 4 (20:45):
Right, right, oh that was the one where they'd little Girl.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
Oh yeah, yeah, that one's that one really sad?
Speaker 4 (20:51):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I remember. I remember that story unfolded.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
Yeah yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
It was just devastatingly Yeah.
Speaker 4 (20:57):
I think it like got slated down with like romance novels.
Like now, like people are like, I fuck with this,
but like I don't really like talk about how much
I fuck with this because it's like kind of exploitive,
and so people are secretly like consuming, Like the fact
that they have a new one every week is like
probably they know that these are doing pretty well. But yeah,
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everything I didn't it.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
I grew in appreciation for how good they are because
I was in the Caribbean and I was on foreign
Netflix because you know, they like geolocate, you change what
content you have access to. So I ended up watching
this British one. It was called there was something about
this guy called the Fox who was like they called
him the five. It was a classic British shit, like
they gave this robber and nickname instead of just like
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catching him but uh, instead of like doing getting card,
and they bragged about how the police work was but
it took them like eighty fucking victims to catch this guy.
And the whole doc was about how great the police was,
and I was like, they weren't like this.
Speaker 4 (22:02):
The cooperation to get the details.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
So you're like, but this is the thing about the
British one, And this is why I realized how good
the American ones were. Was they just I think, out
of respect for the victims, just gave absolutely no details.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
Yeah, that's what they do in the press there.
Speaker 4 (22:18):
Yes, so they.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
Were like they were like, yeah, this guy comes in
and he commits a horrific assault. And then that was
like the description of the crime. And I'm like, you guys, like,
we're watching this because it's exploitative, Like we're I'm not
watching this to know vaguely what happened. And you compare
that to like an American one, like and then like
you much details? Sure, Yeah, I think I think. I
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think American true crimes and its golden age.
Speaker 4 (22:44):
Yeah, American true crime will be like, he committed an
assault and here's what it probably looked like with the
cast of Yea Dawson's Creek reacting that the three D animation, right,
what is something you think is overrated?
Speaker 2 (22:59):
I'll say this, okay, And I hate to come at
my king like this, But delta status. Everyone's like, oh,
I have delta status. Yeah, we all have delta status.
And now it means nothing. You know, what do you mean?
Speaker 4 (23:12):
So what are you talking about? What do you mean here?
Speaker 2 (23:14):
It really doesn't do very much for me. I want,
I want they should be rolling out the red carpet
for me, because maybe I care too much about this
because I fly every single weekend for comedy.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
But I mean, I get that, but part of me
is like first time dealing with the airlines not giving
you ship for.
Speaker 4 (23:33):
The shit the money you give them.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
It's like I feel like it's everywhere too, Like I
see this complaint constantly too, because like I think there's
so many credit cards now that like offer lounge access.
Speaker 4 (23:43):
That like the people who like I think complaints all
the time.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
That they're like, you can't even get into a lounge anymore.
And I'm like, I don't know, bro, I show up
fucking three minutes before the flight takes off. I'm sure, sure, but.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
It's a certain type of complaint.
Speaker 5 (23:56):
You Know.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
What I've learned is like the more you travel, it
I think it's that traveling is like definitionally an experience
that's out of your control. So different people react to
that different ways. But the way that I react to
that is I try to like optimize little things to
make it feel like I have control. So I like
go to a hotel and I'm like, I want to
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get the upgrade. And I go to like the flight
and I'm like, I want to get the upgrade. It's
mostly upgrade related, Yeah, but it's not even really. You know,
if we just.
Speaker 4 (24:28):
Told you we gave you an upgrade, would you stop
talking to us? Do they ever give you that one?
Speaker 2 (24:33):
I bet I would stop?
Speaker 1 (24:36):
Oh we got you upgraded? Oh great, great, great.
Speaker 4 (24:39):
You were actually sitting in the bathroom before we were
having this conversation, so you're good. All right, let's take
a quick break. We'll come back and get into the news.
We'll be right back into her back all right, real
(25:04):
quick checking. We talked on yesterday's trending about how Donald
Trump spent an entire night tweetingposting ship posts on truth,
post truthing ship posts on truth, social like it's six
in the morning, finish it up with like this is
the best this is, But just I'm starting to suspect
(25:28):
their habit of staging all his media statements next to
a roaring jet engine is intentional because the ship he's
saying every time is just the most clear evidence of
his brain melting. Just a real quick hit here of
them asking him if he had a phone call with
Maduro and his responses, I don't want to comment on it.
(25:51):
The answer is yes, in the same breath.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
Yeah, I've been doing answer, Yes, it's pretty good.
Speaker 4 (26:05):
You couldn't really do much better than that if you
were intentionally being funny.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
Yeah, I don't want to comment on it. The answer
is yes. I mean, just to contradict yourself so quickly
is I mean, it is a brilliant bit of irony
that like a comedic writer would write, like, yeah, this
is how you construct this joke. I don't want to
comment on it. The answer is yes, Yeah I did.
I did. It didn't go well, didn't go well at all.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
It makes me sick to my stomach that this is
a Trump pashion podcast. But this is really fucked up. Yeah,
I didn't realize you guys, You guys lived me into
a into a trapdoor.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
Here Trump's arrangement syndrome. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it abounds, It abounds.
Speaker 2 (26:45):
Now that guy's insane. You saw he asked Jackie Chan
for a Rush Hour four. Yeah, yep, we're gonna get
Chris Tucker back for the remake. It's not going to
be hard to do.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
No, no, no, I think, But we were we were
basically saying that it's probably because Brett Rattner was directing
the Milania Trump documentary that they're like, hey, we're gonna
put aside your all the sexual assault allegations and get
you back to making Rush Hour films because you did
us a solid making this like propaganda documentary about Milania.
Speaker 4 (27:13):
But I don't know, can't We'll say, he can't stop,
like he's you know, with some people suspect he might
be distracting from the Epstein you know, the impending drop
of Epstein documents. And he's like, I know what I'll do.
I'll put the focus on me going into business with
Brett Rattner and Chris Tucker who was on the flight logs.
(27:35):
But all right, we should talk about this Oklahoma college
essay controversy. It matters so much.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
Fun fact about this before we get into this. I was,
at one point an college essay tutor, Okay in New
York City.
Speaker 4 (27:53):
Oh hell, yeah, oh, this is we have a perfect person.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
Oh like oh like writing your entrance admission an essay.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
Yeah, so I don't was this is this honest standardized
test or is this this was like part of admissions.
Speaker 4 (28:06):
This is sort of a class, like she's a sociology class.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I got it. I was an admissions
essay writing tutor, which basically meant I was it was
for like rich New York City kids. I got paid
like an ungodly amount of money to do this, and
basically what I would do is like it was it
was during the time that you know, there was a
real like it was kind of like I would say,
the height of the what people are now calling the
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woke movement, But at the time it was just very
focused on like white people had to talk about like
how sorry they were about slavery, for example, in a
college essay or something like. It was like play a
trauma or something. And so I would coach white people
on how to be like liberal enough but not like
overdo it with their guilt.
Speaker 4 (28:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
I remember this one was one kid. He wrote in
the same it was like multi the bull. It was
like short answer questions and it was like what's your
favorite activity, and he wrote sailing. And then the next
question was what's your favorite book, and he wrote Tony
Morrison's Beloved, And I was like, yeah, man, you can't
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go from sailing. Yeah, you gotta take one of them.
Two outs.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
Okay, okay, okay, but I say a lot about sailing
from Tony.
Speaker 4 (29:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
Yeah. The shame of consciousness writing style really lended itself
to it, like you could either be the sailor or
you could be the white guy that loves beloved, but
you can't be both.
Speaker 4 (29:36):
Yeah, in consecutive answers. So I think it's say we've
entered a new era where this person has already had
this essay published by Turning Point. Just a little bit
of background. So Turning Point thought this was fucking sick,
but zero out of twenty five on an essay where
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she was supposed to be discussing the use of gender
norms in society, and her essay was essentially on how
God made men and women different on purpose. I just
want first, I'm going to read her statement defending her essay,
which is probably not the one I would have gone with,
probably because you can correct me if if you think otherwise.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
Syntax and such.
Speaker 4 (30:18):
Yes, so this is her trying to prove her kind
of erudition and that she should have been recognized for
ability to write and explain herself. Quote, to be what
I think is clearly discriminated, discriminated against for my beliefs
and using freedom of speech, and especially for my religious beliefs.
I think that's just absurd. Ah, to be what I
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think is clearly discriminated against for my beliefs. But that's,
you know, that's maybe off the cuff. We don't know
if she like sat down and wrote that statement.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
Run on sentence, also starting a sentence with to be
as there Shakespeare as wild, to be what I.
Speaker 4 (30:55):
Think is, to be what I think is.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
Oh, do you.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
Know, we don't know how she said it. She might
have said it like to be what I think is
just that's that was all the to be one.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
Maybe she wrote it as one word and they're like,
I'm sorry you saying to be what I think is
what I think is.
Speaker 4 (31:13):
Those words have just never really been used together in
a straight line before.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
To be what I think is discriminated against.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
Wait, but to be what I really clearly you think
it's clearly you know it's clearly. But again, you know,
maybe just.
Speaker 4 (31:32):
So I want to get into her essay. Curious to
get your thoughts on this one. So the article discussed
peer this is this is her writing. The article discussed
peers using teasing as a way to enforce gender norms.
I do not necessarily see this as a problem. God
made male and female and made us different from each
other on differently and for a purpose.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
Differently.
Speaker 4 (31:52):
She's using an adverb there. Oh, I'm sorry. God made
male and female and made us differently from each other
on purpose and for a purpose. I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (32:04):
It's usually a stupid person trade to use the adjective
when you should use the adverbs. She did it. She
kind of switch it up on us. She sho use
an adverb where you actually should have an adjective.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
Oh, she's an artist.
Speaker 4 (32:15):
She's an artist. I think is overly she's.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
Just fucking jazzing off the dome. This is freestyle all
over again. Continue.
Speaker 4 (32:21):
Sorry. God is very intentional with what he makes, and
I believe trying to change that would only do more harm.
Gender roles and tendencies should not be considered quote stereotypes.
Women naturally want to do womanly things because God created
us with those womanly desires in our hearts. The same
goes for men. God created men in the image of
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his courage and strength, and he created women in the
image of his beauty. He intentionally created women differently than men,
and we should live our lives with that in mind.
What the fuck?
Speaker 1 (32:51):
I'm sorry, what is the assignment?
Speaker 4 (32:54):
So this is a reaction essay to a scientific paper
about the empirical effects of pressuring people to fulfilled traditional
gender norms.
Speaker 1 (33:04):
So they had to read a scientific paper about it,
about actual research, and then respond, Okay, there.
Speaker 2 (33:13):
Is no way that this teacher didn't start reading this
essay without going, oh, she's like the crazy god one.
I know this is going to be bad. Yeah, there's one,
and everybody knows all about this girl. She raises her
hand all the time they're talking about fucking dissecting a frog,
She's raising her hand talking about what God wants with
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the frog. Like, by the time this teacher is opening
this paper, they're already predispissed to God's things.
Speaker 4 (33:40):
They've just been pushed to the fucking edge.
Speaker 1 (33:42):
Or he probably got all his friends together, like, bro,
I'm about to read this dumb, fucking essay if you
want to see shit.
Speaker 4 (33:48):
So it was a TA doing the grading, and the
TA is now currently on administrative leave. Well, an investigation
is conducted, and again this person's essay was then printed
by turning point USA, who was like, look at what
they're doing to us exactly zero.
Speaker 2 (34:06):
Out of twenty five. Can we all agree is harsh
because she wrote the essay and say what you will
about this essay. Chat GBT did not write that. Yeah,
that's true, that came from inside her head. No thing
created that on her behalf.
Speaker 4 (34:21):
I mean God created that in the image as a
perfect helper. Yeah. So the the TA responded not in
the way that I think maybe like I would have,
you know, quoting Billy Madison and just being like you
were awarded no points to may God have mercy on
your soul. The response was like pretty well reasoned out.
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They wrote, please note that I'm not deducting points because
you have certain beliefs. But instead to lucas the point
that like she knows that this is going to be
a thing. You know, the TA knows like this motherfucker
has been like ignoring sign, doing this shit, ruining class
the whole thing. So there will Please note, I'm not
deducting points because you have certain beliefs, but instead I'm
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deducting points for you posting a reaction paper that does
not answer the questions for this assignment, contradicts itself, heavily
uses personal ideology over empirical evidence. In a scientific class,
I encourage all students to question or challenge the course
material with other empirical findings or testable hypotheses. But using
your own personal beliefs to argue against the findings of
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not only this article, but the findings of countless articles
across psychology, biology, sociology is not best practice. And then
further on, Additionally, to call an entire group of people
demonic is highly eventive, which I did skip over, but
I do just want to read from that portion of
the essay. I do think men and women are pressured
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to be more masculine or feminine. I strongly disagree with
the idea from the article that encouraging acceptance of diverse
gender expressions could improve students' confidence society. Pushing the lie
that there are multiple genders and everyone should be whatever
they want to be is so demonic and severely harms
American youth. So that's sorry. She said, I do not
think men and women are pressured to be more masculine
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or feminine, and then said that to not pressure them is.
Speaker 1 (36:16):
Demomonic, So not pressured. But if you don't pressure them,
that's demonic. That's actually kind of demonic. So I do
think there's a slight contradiction at the heart.
Speaker 4 (36:26):
Of her argument. Zero Oh my god, is yeah, I
don't know. Zero definitely feels like is coming from a
place of this motherfucker.
Speaker 1 (36:35):
Again, really did this shit in a science class?
Speaker 2 (36:37):
Okay, administrative leave is wild for the TA, given that
thea the TA was like, I know what you're gonna
think this zero is about. And I'm just telling you
it's because your paper was really bad and and and
it's not about the fact that you're so Christian. And
then obviously that woman read it and was like, no,
it's definitely about the fact that I'm so Christian.
Speaker 4 (36:57):
Yeah, yeah right. She probably, like the TA probably like
ran their notes on the paper through like a lawyer,
because like it seems like they were just like, just
so you're aware, and I know you're going to probably
try and sue me over this, like these these are
the reasons, right, right.
Speaker 2 (37:16):
As a Jew, and I feel like I'm going to
have to really jump in when we talk about the
war on Christmas next, but.
Speaker 4 (37:23):
Yeah, because you're waging it, right, I'm.
Speaker 2 (37:26):
Waging it, Yeah, as the person who came up with
Chrus buying Jesus and then subsequently not celebrating his birthday
or whatever the full Christmas is. I'm not sure, but
let me tell you this, being that Christian or generally
that religious, it's just a bummer. Yeah, It's just a
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bummer for everyone around you. It's just there's really no
better way to put it. When people are trying to
do class and you're talking about the Lord, it's a bummer.
Speaker 1 (37:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (37:58):
Yeah, yeah, it's you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (38:00):
Yeah, And it's I mean, like, this is what happens though,
when these people just shun actually learning shit because like
they don't want to understand how any system of oppression
coercion like works as a means to like avoid any introspection.
So then they're just left with like pseudo intellectual drivel
that's like Laiden with Bible vibes to be like, ah, well,
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I'm actually gonna avoid the question by just Christian vibing.
My answer to you and and assuming that if you
disagree with that, you're negating my entire worldview, and therefore
there's no point even talk about what you're trying to
talk about, because I'm answering with my Christianity, Like, yeah,
this science shit is dumb. Let me tell you how
my ignorant family talks about gender roles. They think they
are good and from God, So don't disagree with my
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ne ma.
Speaker 4 (38:43):
They yeah this, I mean, there's that publatory episode about
Riley Gains and how like you know, emphasizing the fact
that she lost to a transwimmer and like she started
getting paid like one hundred thousand dollars just to like
show up somewhere, and like we're even award for like
being a victim of Woke, and like I just feel
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like everybody knows that now. And now there's this like
Woke attacked me industrial complex, right, everybody's trying to hop
in you know, easy, it's easy. All right, Well, let's
take a quick break because we have we have another
one who's probably gonna do that next week in the news.
The say hi to me, hiker guy. We'll be right back,
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and we're back. We're back, and this is just a
quick one.
Speaker 1 (39:42):
But it's a quick one.
Speaker 4 (39:44):
The vibes are very unnerving, I would say on this one,
this is just a guy who posted on on TikTok
being like, uh, ladies, PSA.
Speaker 1 (39:56):
Just we'll let him explain it, just so you know.
The setting is him in the middle of wildern wilderness okay,
and he's about to get to the ladies with some
commentary here.
Speaker 5 (40:06):
Public service announcement. If you're gonna pass a single guy
on a trail and you're a girl and he says hi,
maybe you say hi back and not just give me
an awkward.
Speaker 1 (40:20):
Come on, come on, come on, public service announcement. If
you see it's like also just starting up, if you
see a single guy and you're a girl, what the
fuck are you? What is this scenario he's setting up?
You must say fucking high to me in the wilderness, okay,
ps A.
Speaker 4 (40:40):
Like putting into the context of a PSA makes it
sound like this is good for your own health, which
also makes it sound like just say you know you
don't want me a fucking snap.
Speaker 2 (40:50):
I wish at the end of that he said what
he was actually thinking. He was like, come on, I'm
so fucking horny.
Speaker 4 (40:57):
Yeah exactly. Yeah, He's like, just to say hi so
I can jack off to that interaction later go to
the wilderness.
Speaker 1 (41:05):
I'm so fucking horny, okay, and just walk around to
blow some of the steam off. And you can't even
say hi to me. The wild thing is like everyone
in the comments are like, are you fucking for real?
Speaker 4 (41:15):
You did shit?
Speaker 1 (41:16):
Other people like, dude, no one's gonna fucking say hi
to you, some random dude in the fucking wilderness, you know,
Like that's how horror stories start about somebody like, Hey,
nobody's out here, you have no cell phone reception. How
are you? Hey, you'd be a lot prettier if you
smiled more more more.
Speaker 5 (41:32):
Public service announcements a new word too. Just a quick clarification.
I mentioned women in my video about hiking, and I
get why that hidden nerve safety on trails is completely valid.
I was just laughing at that awkward NPC freeze moment
when you say hi, no pressure to say back, do
whatever feel safe to you. I was just out there
and enjoy nature, touching grass and just laughing at the
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awkward encounter.
Speaker 4 (41:55):
That's it. It's wow.
Speaker 2 (41:58):
He sounds Canadian, dude, you don't typically see that out
of a Canadian.
Speaker 4 (42:02):
Well, we're slowly.
Speaker 2 (42:03):
Canadians are a lot cooler.
Speaker 1 (42:05):
Yeah, we're slowly poisoning them, unfortunately seeping in more and
more and more.
Speaker 2 (42:10):
But Canadian insel that's crazy, dude.
Speaker 4 (42:14):
Oh man, I mean literally just I just love nature
and I just think like women should be hornier for
me in nature.
Speaker 1 (42:25):
I load acknowledgment. Okay, now let me get back his
all his contents like him just like lifting weights and
like flexing.
Speaker 2 (42:31):
And you say, if a guy's hiking by you jerking
his dick off about to come, maybe don't be weird
to finish him off?
Speaker 1 (42:40):
Yeah, what the hell?
Speaker 2 (42:41):
Also like instead of awkwardly walking by like yeah, yeah
this is you, stop that.
Speaker 4 (42:49):
It's like embarrassing.
Speaker 1 (42:51):
I love just be like, I'm sorry, I'm just saying
like we are like NPCs dude.
Speaker 4 (42:56):
Thrust guys. I'm a feminist. I was just laughing at
this fucking NPC who didn't say hi back to me
when she walked by, when we were the only two
people within miles, and I was clearly like gritting my
teeth with horniness.
Speaker 2 (43:11):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (43:12):
Yeah, he's like posting other stuff about like testosterone. This guy,
this guy's pays as a mess.
Speaker 2 (43:16):
He was like, sorry, I was touching grass exactly.
Speaker 4 (43:20):
Oh, I guess you hate nature? Is that what it is?
Speaker 2 (43:23):
They hate nature?
Speaker 4 (43:25):
Okay, I didn't know that. Okay, cool guys, Cool, all right.
And then finally, the War on Christmas is back on time,
right all the time. This time the targets Portland, which
everyone's like, they're gonna invade Venezuela. I think they're gonna
invade Portland. They so they wanted to fucking kill everybody
in Portland, the porestration. But they're they've made up a
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story where Portland this this year, for the first time ever,
has started calling their Christmas tree just the tree in
in their like Christmas tree lighting ceremony. And the New
York Post is claiming that this is like, you know,
because they they're avoiding mentioning Christmas at any point during
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there what is clearly supposed to be a Christmas ceremony.
Actually at the event, there were musicians singing Carol the Bells,
Mariah carries All I Want for Christmas is You, and
fucking Santa Clas showed up. But they, you know, the
Fox News needs to do something besides talk about like
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what's actually happening on.
Speaker 1 (44:33):
Right right, right, I can't talk about price is not
coming down, or like you know, a war, crime, boat
strikes or none of that stuff.
Speaker 4 (44:39):
Dude, I can't believe.
Speaker 1 (44:40):
They didn't call the tree a Christmas tree. But Santa
was there, and they did acknowledge the birth of Christ,
so you know, at least they did that.
Speaker 4 (44:48):
They claimed that Christmas had been erased by the events
pro Palestinian participants, so they just like found somebody who
was pro Palestine in the crowd. Was like, they did this.
If I had to guess, if I had to guess
who was behind this, it's this guy. Right. But the
actual origin story of this is actually because they didn't
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want to put a manora up in downtown Portland, and
so they were like, fine, fuck it, it's not a
Christmas tree. It's just a holiday tree or whatever. I
don't know, will you leave us alone? Right Exactly, They
didn't even do that.
Speaker 1 (45:28):
They didn't even say that. They're just like, well, it's
not like Chris, fine, like whatever. Then if it's just
a tree, then it's not for Christians. Therefore you don't
need an.
Speaker 4 (45:35):
It's a holiday Bush. I told James that there is
a Christmas tree in jameson Square Twitch. He replied, uh, no,
actually it's a holiday tree, t which I replied, it's
got presence under it. I know what a Christmas tree
looks like. I told James. I guess you could call
the monora a candle holder if you want, but it's
still a monora, and a Christmas tree is still a
(45:55):
Christmas tree. So the it's the origin of this practice
is the exact opposite. It's them just like not wanting
to have a more culturally diverse holiday celebration and just
be like, no, it's not it's not Christmas tree. It's
actually not Santa Claus. Okay, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (46:15):
That's is my boy. Nick. Dude, the guy in the
white beard in the red suit.
Speaker 4 (46:19):
Yeah, I think he's Jewish.
Speaker 1 (46:21):
Yeah, I'm pretty Jewish.
Speaker 4 (46:23):
Nick, You Jewish?
Speaker 1 (46:25):
Yeah, dude, that guy's Jewish. So what you guys are
talking about.
Speaker 4 (46:28):
One of the guys on the show said, it's a
Christmas tree. It's always been a Christmas tree, and it
will always be a Christmas tree on Fox News christ
which this is you know, three seconds of googling shows
that this is one of the most obviously appropriated from
you know, Romans and ancient Egyptians and like Druids and
(46:51):
Celts like that. It's it's the oldest tradition that has.
Speaker 1 (46:55):
Never in your house. Yeah, it's been happening for centuries.
Like the Egyptians also did shit like this. I don't know,
wait they did, oh oh okay they did. It's all
about that pagan takeover, that pagan rebrand they had to do.
They're like, this is actually Christianity. All the shit you
guys are doing was actually Christianity the whole time.
Speaker 4 (47:14):
I wonder if that was like a single year where
they were just like, we're gonna take all of that.
Speaker 1 (47:20):
Actually that's right, right right, yeah, like exactly, Okay, we'll
put a holiday there that can be the birth of
that kid.
Speaker 4 (47:26):
And then this part yeah yeah, okay yeah, and then
they can't say. A guy comes a little and it
was like, if I'm walking under this thing, you have
to fucking kiss me, you have to fucking kiss me.
That's what Jesus said to Jesus the service announcement. I'm
walking under this ship, you have to make out with me.
Speaker 2 (47:42):
Yeah, if I'm a single guy and there's a free nearby.
Then I'm just touching grass. Yeah, but I should be
able to bust, yeah and instantly.
Speaker 1 (47:53):
All good.
Speaker 2 (47:54):
If you're telling me I can't bust, I'm probably gonna say, come.
Speaker 4 (47:57):
On, come on, okay, real, I was just touching grass
talking about these NPC bitches.
Speaker 2 (48:07):
NPCs won't even jerk you off anymore.
Speaker 4 (48:09):
You guys, it's crazy. Have you seen these people? All right?
Lucas great having you. Where can people find you? Follow
you all that good stuff?
Speaker 2 (48:19):
Lucas Eelnick on all social platforms, Lucaszelnick dot com for
all of my tourn ades. Best thing you can do
to support a stand up comedian has come seeing me live?
Yea and yeah that's pretty much.
Speaker 4 (48:32):
It and do it we will have. You can also
follow Lucas on socials to see if Jimmy Goldstein ever
gets back to.
Speaker 2 (48:40):
Him onto that one. Let me my notification. Still no
word from the king, Still no word. Yeah, you'll get
for an unfollowed, but you'll get there.
Speaker 1 (48:53):
You'll get that.
Speaker 4 (48:54):
Trust is their work of social media that you've been
enjoying media or otherwise.
Speaker 2 (48:59):
This Scott related to me as any type of media.
Can I give you a song that I've been listening
to a lot. Please Okay, I'm sure a lot of
you guys have already heard this, but it's called right
back to It by Waxahatchie. I believe that's the correct pronunciation,
and MJ Lenderman. M J Lenderman obviously the darling of
the indie rock scene right now. Waxahatchie and MJ are
(49:23):
going on tour together, and I'm going to see them
at the Beacon Theater in New York on April twentieth.
I don't know why I'm promoting their show, but the
point is I really like the music. I like both
of those artists independently. I think it's really cool that
artists are like going out and co headlining and forming
these indie rockers. They like, they'll do a solo thing,
(49:43):
then they'll like do a band with a couple of
their friends, and they'll like grab one friend from the
band and do a tour.
Speaker 1 (49:48):
With them, right.
Speaker 2 (49:49):
I like that. That's cool. I wish comedians could do that,
but we we just don't really do that kind of shit.
So I always respect when I see that pop up.
But that song has been on repeat in my years.
Speaker 4 (49:58):
So if you haven't heard song really good? Yeah, it doesn't.
I feel like the team ups is like indie rock
managers being like, okay, look, you got to become the Avengers,
yeah of indie rock. Yeah, that's what the people demand now.
Speaker 2 (50:16):
Being like, okay, so I know a lot of people
are listening to the music, but you guys are still
poor for some reason. That's part of your aesthetic. But
if we could do anything to change that, that would.
Speaker 1 (50:25):
Yeah, that would help me, dude, That help me because I'm.
Speaker 2 (50:30):
I don't have to wear skinny jeans and smoked cigarettes.
I'm a manager. So if you could just help me
get rich, that would be and then you could do
whatever you could stay poor. I'll take your money if
you want.
Speaker 4 (50:39):
I got two kids, man like, but we got actually
doesn't matter to me at all. Miles where you can
people find you? Is there work media you've been enjoying?
Speaker 1 (50:48):
Yeah, find me everywhere at miles of gray. I'm talking
about ninety day Fiance on four twenty Day Fiance and
talking about football in it on Ain't It Footy with
Jamel Johnson and Chris Martin and let's see a work
and media like, so, dude, Trump is having another one
of those round table like fluff sessions or everyone goes
around it's like, oh my god, sir, you're so fucking
(51:10):
like you're the shit dog, like, thank you so much everything.
Speaker 4 (51:13):
This is Christie.
Speaker 1 (51:14):
No, I'm hitting him with a thank God for killing
the people in the boats who you have no proof
for narco.
Speaker 4 (51:19):
Terrorists or whatever.
Speaker 1 (51:20):
But this fucking line is just absurd. You've saved hundreds
of millions of lives with the cocaine you've blown up
in the Caribbean.
Speaker 4 (51:30):
What does she think cocaine is?
Speaker 1 (51:33):
I don't know, man, because their shorthand is like, there's
fentanyl in the in the coke now and people are dying.
But then all coke is a mat weapon of mass
destruction and it's the new yellow cake, and you've saved
hundreds of millions of lives.
Speaker 4 (51:48):
Goddamn. Yeah, yeah, yeah, look at it. Some bad cocaine
in those boats.
Speaker 2 (51:52):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (51:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (51:53):
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episode wherever you're listening to it, and there at the
(52:14):
bottom you will find the footnotes or no, which is
where we link off to the information we talked about
in today's episode. We also link off to a song
that we think you might enjoy. Yeah, is there a
song that you think that people might enjoy?
Speaker 2 (52:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (52:25):
Yeah, just some like good like ambient lo fi hip
hop by the producer Kubo ce ou b oh uh
just just great.
Speaker 4 (52:34):
You know, ambient environmental music. It's called inborn.
Speaker 1 (52:36):
So check this one out by Koumbo ce oh u bohold.
Speaker 4 (52:39):
Love to hear that tech exec that one. Yeah, maybe
you're not ready for that one.
Speaker 1 (52:45):
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Speaker 1 (52:58):
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