Cigar Bro Hacked!? Ninja Goebbels Wobbling? 03.31.26

In episode 2032, Miles and guest co-host Mort Burke are joined by co-host of One of Us with Fin and Chris, Chris Renfro, to discuss… Miller, The White House’s Brand New App App Is A “Privacy Nightmare," Hackers Breached Kash Patel’s Email Account, Bob Dylan Going Electric > Bob Dylan Going AI Patreon Grift and more!

1. White House’s Mysterious ‘Covfefe Moment’ Was Stupider Than We Imagined
2. The White House app is just as weird and unnecessary as you'd expect
3. White House launches mobile app, includes live feeds and ICE reporting line
4. The White House App has OneSignal's full GPS pipeline compiled in, polling your location every 4.5 minutes, syncing your exact coordinates to a third party server.
5. FBI director Kash Patel’s emails, photos hacked by Iran-linked group
6. FBI confirms hackers targeted Kash Patel's personal emails
7. Lectures from the Grave: The Dead Speak
8. Bob Dylan's Instagram Presents: AI Aaron Burr on The Art of Survival
9. Bob Dylan's Instagram Presents: Edgar Allen Poe Speaks from the Grave
10. Bob Dylan Launched a Patreon for Some Reason
11. Bob Dylan Sells His Songwriting Catalog in Blockbuster Deal

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:05):
I just had a I had to mac flurry late
last night. Not proud of dude, Not proud of me.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
What you doing there? Because you get to choose toppings
and stuff, right' isn't that the thing?

Speaker 1 (00:13):
Yeah? But they don't even mix half the machine that
was broken, So you're just getting soft served with like
a bunch of oreo dusts like thrown on top, and
you're like.

Speaker 3 (00:20):
Just like some teenager that's crumbling up a cookie back there.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
Yeah, just like with their bare hands. They're like, here
you go. I'm like, dude, there was like there were
like weed stems in there. I think the dude was
breaking up. Hey you got cash back. See, don't say
there's no value. Hello the internets, how are you welcome?

(00:46):
Beyond vinw Yoco Soul? How whatever you BEI in bentos.
We can do this in many languages. But welcome to
Season four thirty two, Episode two of the Dailies I guys,
a production of My Heart Radio. This is the podcast
where we take a deep dive into America's shared consciousness
through the day's news. Also, you already know Monday's We
Got Icons episodes. Okay, tap in, Okay, this is a

(01:07):
good one. Because it's it's the memorial of the death
of Jesus Christ.

Speaker 3 (01:11):
Jesus Christ.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
Them talking about the Easter Bunny this week with Brandy Posey,
who also happened to be a Mall Easter Bunny herself,
So very good insights about the Easter Bunny from someone
who was doing the work of being an Easter Bunny
and learning many things about how stinky those suits are,

(01:34):
so check those out. Those are every Monday, not tied
to the news. So lighter vibes, you know what I mean.
You can talk, you can you know, when we're doing
the main show, no, we're going to be talking about
whatever the fuck is happening. But these ones just a
nice little break where we can just laugh and say, canonically,
the Easter Bunny should be a lady, and so many
things will be solved. But it's an interesting check it out.

(01:56):
I learned a lot about the Easter Bunny that I
did not know anyway. It's Tuesday, March thirty first, twenty
twenty six. That means it's National Crayon Day or crayone,
depending on how you pronounce it. In America, I know
people say cranes crayon. It's national prom Day, National Clams
on the half shell Day, National Bunsen Burner shout out

(02:17):
to all my pyromaniacs in a science lab doing shit
you weren't supposed with that thang, and also National Pater Day.
I love a potato, Love a fry, love a mash potato,
I love it all its forms.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
Love a chip.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
Oh, love a chip, Love it chip chip, which I
think we know we've already talked about that. We alread
talk about it.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
I bring up a lot.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
Yeah, yeah, we talked about lot of chips. It's it's fine.
I know it's a lot of people.

Speaker 3 (02:40):
How much I talk about big Ship Guy on the
pod today?

Speaker 1 (02:43):
Oh yeah? Anyway, my name is Miles Gray aka ras
it up off of the street, coming out of my
range rover.

Speaker 3 (02:54):
Oh the whip.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
Now I'm back on my beat. Just to tager with
the wild two survive so many times it happens too
fastt you trade the booze for dark whib quay, he lodes,
don't lose a grip on the wheel.

Speaker 3 (03:11):
Oh you'll crash? Oh shit, the fuck?

Speaker 1 (03:13):
I just crashed the car again?

Speaker 2 (03:16):
Do you?

Speaker 3 (03:17):
I off the time and rich The thrill of the drup.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
Happens so much. The cops are wrong, speed die and
in the last no an accident nearly cost me in
my life. Bud the champ goes for gold. You of
the tiger, all right, Shout out to Hugo Boss for
that one look Tiger one blazon to another. Bruh, stop

(03:43):
flipping the fucking cars. Get it together. I don't know
what the you need help. I know when somebody's in
needs help. You need help, my guy. The Secret Service
won't even let you put Donald Trump's grandchildren in danger
because you're dating Donald Trump Junior's ex wife. They don't
even let you drive the kids. If I don't know,
I don't know what else has to happen, you know
what I mean. I don't know what else has to

(04:03):
happen for you to wake up. But there's so much.
I'm just looking at the discord Shadow, Hugo Bosk, Everybody
looking the discord like, Yeah, there's a lot we can
do with this Tiger Woods DUI a.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
Lot of over by the depth of that parody. Great work, incredible,
dark Web Quay lootes love it, dark Wit.

Speaker 1 (04:22):
Quick, dark Web quay lutes fucking fire.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
Only way to get them now.

Speaker 1 (04:29):
Oh man, Look I'm thrilled to be joined today by
my guest co host. A fantastic person doesn't always have
a functioning Instagram. Is it functioning yet?

Speaker 4 (04:40):
Do we know?

Speaker 2 (04:41):
No, it's cooked, it's yeah, I'm over it, fully cooked
yeah fully?

Speaker 1 (04:46):
Oh boy? All right, well look done. Don't worry about
that fantastic comedian, podcaster or skateboarder. I don't know how
many times I can describe it, how many ways I
can describe their genius, but please is welcome. Also, obviously,
when I say podcasting, rebrand the pod that is the podcast,
the handle of Instagram won't even mention it because this

(05:07):
shit is cooked. Don't even work anymore because.

Speaker 2 (05:09):
Somebody else follow me on it. Follow me on a
rebrand the pod because that one is from that's my functioning,
functioning Instagram current.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
But Jersey is like locked out because somebody logged into
your shit like from a hole.

Speaker 2 (05:20):
It's another stupid boring technology does not work around me.
I uh yeah, I fully and I had this truly
a dude. I was trying to learn how to do
podcasts SOUF and I hired a guy who is a
studio producer, and he came over to my house and
he was helping. He goes, I've seen people like you before.
There are people who technology just stops working around and yeah,
And I was like, dude, I'm telling you, I like

(05:42):
to think that my aura is so powerful that it
fully disrupt disrupts the lift.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
That's like Jack was saying, he has that kind of thing.
But his mom also every camera around her breaks yep,
which is wild. I'm like, this is like, it's like
a mutant power nobody asked for, and a very expensive
one is ruining your electronics concroently frustrating.

Speaker 2 (06:02):
We're the frustrated X.

Speaker 1 (06:03):
Men, frustrated consumer x men. Well look, mort we have
another fantastic comedian, after writer, improviser to multi hyphen it. Okay.
They're not just making the hajas live for you in
your face, they're also doing it and Tony Award winning
productions ever heard of? Oh Mary? Yeah, I have pulled

(06:28):
up as Mary's teacher in that. Okay also has a
fantastic podcast, One of Us with Finn and Chris. Finn
couldn't make it today, but Chris is here today, and
all that to say that we are thrilled to be
joined by our guest today, Chris.

Speaker 3 (06:42):
Run from what a cuties.

Speaker 1 (06:47):
Thank you for that. Look, I'm trying. I'm trying, Chris,
it's working. Finn Argus was supposed to be. Finn couldn't
make it. But Chris is here. So we have one
half of the pot here, which is fine.

Speaker 3 (06:58):
Yeah, we're one of us is here there, it is
where we live up to the name yet again.

Speaker 1 (07:03):
And there's a Christian podcast named One of Us because
that's the one I listened to. Yeah, when I was
listening to earlier, I was like, wait, doesn't sound like
Christen Fan.

Speaker 3 (07:10):
No, no, no, no, there's a fantastical Christian worship podcast
by the same name. And I promise you, no matter
how deep into their catalog you get, you will not
be hearing our.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
Voice no matter what. Okay, okay, good to know. And
that's probably based off that was it Joan Osborne who
had that song What if God was one of us,
not the whole? That's where the whole shit came right.

Speaker 2 (07:36):
That makes you really really think, Yeah, just an improviser,
one of us struggling with the one word suggestion that's
not food.

Speaker 3 (07:47):
Today. Today's episode is very musical, isn't that a couple
of little songbirds?

Speaker 1 (07:53):
Look, you know what can we do, Chris? I know
you got a song in your heart, you know, let
it out, let it out. Well, Chris, we're gonna get
to you a little bit better. First we're going to
talk about what's going on in the news. First up,
teenage mutant Ninja gebels himself Steven Miller.

Speaker 2 (08:08):
A lot of.

Speaker 1 (08:09):
Noise about him the last couple of weeks, and at
first I'm like, I don't know, man, this feels like
cope headlines or they're like Stephen Miller, maybe things are changing.
But now there's like multiple articles and I'm like, this
is usually when like people frustrated people in the White
House because they can't get Trump's attention because he's so
seen out, they just start leaking to the press. So
it creates stuff that Trump has to notice. And there's

(08:31):
been a few people, you know, loosening up their lips
to like the Wall Street Journal in Politico. So I'm like, oh,
maybe there's maybe there is some smoke. I don't know
if that means Steven Miller is out, but clearly there's
a lot of probably unwanted attention on his leadership. If
you are teenage mant Ninja Geerbels, Stephen Miller, So we'll
talk about that. We'll talk about the new White House

(08:51):
app that they put out. Turns out it's like not
good and could be bad for your privacy. I don't know,
we'll dig into that. I'm a bit dubious, okay, but
we'll see about that. And then speaking of online privacy
over the weekend cash but tell, the head of the
FBI had his email hacked and the hackers dumped a

(09:14):
bunch of pictures and shit, and it's like, this guy's
such a fucking herb dude. Like really, it's upsetting to see.
But sure, we'll revel in the herbaceousness of the head
of the FBI. Then we will touch on Bob Dylan
because now he has switched to a distributor of AI Slop,

(09:37):
which is very odd for such a seminal artist in
American music, but I guess probably a fitting way to
end up, because this is twenty twenty six America and
somehow you just end up fucking with AI slap at
some point. So we'll talk about that more and to
talk about those stories and many other things. But first,
Chris Renfro, what is something from your search street that's

(10:00):
revealing about who you are or what's you into right now.

Speaker 3 (10:05):
I looked through a couple of the more recent searches
on my Google and I'll spare you the boring porn searches,
because once you've searched one, you've searched them all.

Speaker 1 (10:20):
Well what are they? I'm trying to know what you
getting done with.

Speaker 3 (10:24):
Yeah, underperforming college student begs professor for a better grade.
It's a huge surprise waiting under his desk. I searched
those exact words. It's called variety.

Speaker 2 (10:36):
Yeah performing. I like that he's academically challenged.

Speaker 1 (10:39):
That's part of the yeah, yeah, yeah, it's like, oh man,
especially with that he got that. He got that like
academic scholarship. If he sucks up, the money's gonna go poof.

Speaker 2 (10:49):
So what's he gonna do?

Speaker 5 (10:51):
What's he gonna do? He's gotta get a good grade.
And on his professor is so cute. I mean, do
you have that dreaming hair? And he's always wearing gray
sweatpants during the lectures.

Speaker 3 (11:05):
Somehow he's also the only student in this classroom today.

Speaker 1 (11:10):
You know, you're my worst student, I gotta say, and
my only student. Sorry, So if it's not that then
what we're the.

Speaker 3 (11:19):
The lyrics I need six eggs from Beauty and the Beast.
Oh what part is it?

Speaker 1 (11:27):
That's the dissing a baking scene.

Speaker 3 (11:31):
That's from like the the Number where Bella is like
walking through town and you're meeting all of the people.
It's so funny, just this random ass lyric of this
woman with several kids and she is desperate, you know,
She's just like, uh, I know, everyone's like, ooh here,

(11:51):
look at this fountain. Oh, we're having fun being merchants
in the city, and she just comes out strong. It's like,
I need six eggs.

Speaker 1 (12:00):
Oh yeah, I'm looking at the memo this. Yes, she's
like seven babies in her home. Yes, yes, yes, yes,
yes correct. I don't know why the thing is.

Speaker 3 (12:10):
I laughed when I was going through my Google search
because I was like, why did I even look that up?
I can't remember.

Speaker 1 (12:17):
There are so many people who talk about this on
the internet who are like, what's going on? Would this
mean I need six there's an egg challenge inspired by this?

Speaker 3 (12:28):
What do you mean there's an egg challenge?

Speaker 1 (12:31):
I have no idea. It looks like, oh no, this
looks like this is improv yep. No, this is definitely
on a black box stage and someone is just dressed
as the lady from that, and I think they were
just doing a bit rather than a legitimate earnest six
eggs challenge based off I liked it.

Speaker 2 (12:45):
Six eggs. She's like clearly in the middle of recipe
where she just she's six exactly six short.

Speaker 1 (12:52):
Yeah, I mean coming out two three, you got the
three babies, and then it's like that's too expensive, right,
It's like the follow up right after.

Speaker 3 (12:59):
That, it's like you do kind of know the price
of eggs probably, you know, like day to day prices
of eggs don't fluctuate in the same style of volatility
as like gas or stock stocks, you know, like give
or take, it's going to be the same price.

Speaker 1 (13:17):
Yeah, yeah, Wow, everybody's fucking like there's Lin Manuel, Miranda,
Doug moll, I need six what the fuck is or
people post I didn't realize how seminal I just I
need six eggs is as just like a thing from
Beauty and the Beast.

Speaker 3 (13:33):
So and it doesn't you would think that like, oh, okay,
well that's so random. It's got to be a plot point.
Maybe this plot point will come back later simply not yeah,
just like no, she needs six eggs, man.

Speaker 2 (13:47):
Like post credits gratefully receiving the eggs. You know, yeah,
I got closure six eggs.

Speaker 3 (13:52):
They're not expensive after all.

Speaker 1 (13:56):
There are like I watch a lot more musicals now
with when my who's three, and like I'm just picking
up on those like sort of like weird odd lines too,
Like there's one in Moana where they're like, we laugh
and we weave our baskets, and I'm like, like, what
a weird like white gaze upon like Pacific Islander culture,
which and this is where they laugh and weave their

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baskets and I'm like, we laugh and we weave our baskets.

Speaker 3 (14:23):
How do we add more culture to this song? How
do I reach these kids?

Speaker 1 (14:27):
Please? Manuel, Miranda? Find something interesting?

Speaker 3 (14:31):
We laugh and we weave our baskets.

Speaker 1 (14:33):
I need six eggs. Oh okay, hell no, that gu's
too high. What's more?

Speaker 3 (14:40):
Are you a musical theater diva?

Speaker 6 (14:43):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (14:43):
I'm sort of We're just kind of more of a
general diva unfortunately. But I do. I've got I do.
I did some musical uh stuff at the Annoyance Theater
in Chicago, So I've done. I've done my fair share of.

Speaker 5 (14:53):
Musical Actually, okay, okay, so you know, okay, well look
we might have to figure something out then, because tell
me tell me your second favorite musical.

Speaker 2 (15:03):
Well that you know. That's the thing is, I'm not
huge into it as a genre, but I do. I
don't know if this is corny or what. I kind
of like. I like the songs from Jesus Christ Superstar. Mmmm,
there's a real there's a there's kind of a weird
passion set, you know, there's like a sweaty seventies and
its to them.

Speaker 1 (15:19):
That I like, Yeah, sure, sure, sure, sure, you know.

Speaker 3 (15:24):
A little bit more like what's that did you catch
it at the Bowl when Cynthia Reevo was Miss Jesus Christ?

Speaker 2 (15:30):
Actually, no, did you?

Speaker 3 (15:33):
No? No?

Speaker 1 (15:35):
Well I fortunately not both of you. No, I didn't.
I didn't. I didn't. Tickets are too expensive and my
magic eight ball said don't go, so I didn't, which
is my true God, Chris, what's something that you think
is underrated?

Speaker 3 (15:51):
Ooh, something that I think is underrated is being physically
affectionate with all of your closest friends. I love I
love to cuddle and watch a movie. I love to
to kiss my friends, Hello, goodbye. I love to hold
hands with my friends in the street as we're giving along,

(16:12):
skipping along as we're going through the farmer's market.

Speaker 1 (16:15):
Can you still skip?

Speaker 3 (16:17):
I'm not that old dude, Yeah I can still skip.

Speaker 1 (16:19):
I'm just because I love watching those videos of old people,
like their brain short circuiting when they try to skip,
and I'm like, what, oh, like.

Speaker 3 (16:27):
A primary skill that we stand to lose.

Speaker 1 (16:31):
It's like if you lose.

Speaker 2 (16:32):
If you lose wonder and joy.

Speaker 1 (16:33):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a thing like people like
lose the whimsy.

Speaker 3 (16:38):
Oh I shan't be losing my whimsy.

Speaker 1 (16:41):
Yeah no, no, please don't, especially when you're talking about musicals,
Like I don't want to hear about people not like
you better be skipping, you better be skipping. But yeah,
there's like a ton of videos they're just like, hey,
let's go go ahead and do some skipping. And it's
always like this version it's like a version of dancing
I've never seen because I just kind of lost the
eighth like just the very basics of it. Sorry, so

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you're skipping, you're holding hands.

Speaker 2 (17:06):
Well, this is such a beautiful underade. I'm gonna make
a pledge here to start kissing my friends just gently
on the forehead.

Speaker 3 (17:11):
I think, oh, genuinely, I do kiss a ton of
my friends on the forehead. Hello. If they're sitting nice, right,
it's so cute, honestly, like if theyre's if they're like, okay,
imagine the scenario. Everyone is that brunch. You are, of
course ten or fifteen minutes late. There was traffic, who cares,
so they're all sitting down already, maybe of a drink.

(17:33):
I wondering how you get the altitude right? Okay, you
arrive and everyone cheers, oh yay, please don't get up here,
and you say, please, don't don't it, yes, yes, yes,
don't get up please please please, And slowly you go
around and then you wrap your arms around them and
pull their head back a little bit. Kiss on the forehead. Hello,

(17:54):
Oh hello Alicia. Go to the next person, Yeah, hell
hello Brian, and.

Speaker 1 (18:00):
Their chin up too, sort of like you like you're
pouring shots, like at a vacation bar, like at a
beach club. You like, tilt their head back and.

Speaker 3 (18:07):
Just a little shot of love.

Speaker 1 (18:09):
I love that. I love that. I just well, you
gotta also like when you're laughing. This is like Black
people are like it's like when you're laughing, you always
have to touch somebody. Like when something's really funny, you
always got you got to grab somebody and shake them.
Some things are inbuilt culturally, but the on the other side,
like in Japan, Oh my god, physical affections like so

(18:32):
fucking foreign, Like when like I'm always freaking my cousins
out when I'm like, come here, I haven't seen this, Like, oh,
that's right, that's right, y'all, y'all do that ship over there.

Speaker 2 (18:43):
I imagine how things would change in America if men
who were friendsly that are just started holding hands. I'm
not saying like immediate world peace, but it's gonna shift
some stuff in a really important like go.

Speaker 1 (18:52):
Of that ship. Yeah, yeah, there's too much. There's too much,
Like the rigidity of like straight guys is it's so
much that it's like it's causing it's causing you guys
health problems.

Speaker 2 (19:03):
And I think it's probably. Yeah, I think it's totally
one of the one of the biggest issues. Just start hugging, dudes,
what's the problem. And not that kind where you slap
each other in the back either. I'm talking start.

Speaker 3 (19:14):
A genuine embrace.

Speaker 1 (19:15):
Oh yeah, I will put my I will put my
chin over the shoulder.

Speaker 3 (19:20):
Yeah. Yeah, we're dotting next today.

Speaker 1 (19:26):
Get ready.

Speaker 4 (19:27):
B No.

Speaker 3 (19:28):
I love all of my my straight guy friends. They're
all very affectionate, and they a lot of them initiate
cuddling with me and I say, great, you have been trained.

Speaker 1 (19:38):
Well, yeah, next, where's my next client? What's something that
you think is overrated?

Speaker 3 (19:47):
Okay, so this is gonna immediately feel like a contradiction
to to kind of the last one. I think in
a way, but I think something that is over rated
is generalized therapy speak. I think that as a culture,

(20:07):
we great that we en mass pro therapy go into therapy.
I think that we have swung the pendulum a little
too far, and now people that are broken and are
using therapy speak to justify their bad behavior and wrap
it up in the guise of of this language.

Speaker 1 (20:30):
It's definitely like predatory. People do that a lot, you know,
Like I said a lot with like it's like a
part of like predation of sort of like wrapping up
those dark traits. It's being like, well there's an awareness
around that, and like yeah, like accept me for that.

Speaker 3 (20:47):
Like what do you mean you don't want to fuck me.
That's triggering. By the way, what do.

Speaker 1 (20:53):
You mean you don't do oral on the first day? Honestly,
do you know about my trauma with that?

Speaker 3 (21:00):
Show me your feet, because if you don't, you're gonna
make my ADHD really bad.

Speaker 1 (21:09):
Yeah, there's like I think it's like one of those
things too. It's like there's definitely a group of people
who hear enough therapy talk and like, all right, that's
basically like me and therapy just because I've heard about
other people there, and I'm gonna take some of those
buzzwords and figure out how to map that onto my
own life without really the work of trying to create
a level of self awareness or understanding of who I am.
But I'm like, oh, well, hear how they talk how

(21:31):
they're fucked up? All right, Yeah, yeah, I think I
know how to do this. Yeah, I'm in therapy too.
I'm all fucked up from my childhood trauma. Basically had
an emotionally unavailable father figure, and that's manifested in my
inability to call any person I date back after a
date that I think went wrong.

Speaker 3 (21:49):
Just yeah, so when you experience me slapping you, you
have to accept that, right, right.

Speaker 1 (21:56):
And I'm broken and I know that, and I.

Speaker 2 (21:59):
Know that I didn't consent to get a restraining order
on me.

Speaker 1 (22:04):
Like you have this all wrong? Oh really shit, sorry,
just kind of freestyling with some ship that I heard
in a couple of podcasts. But Huberman la Uberman Lab
is pretty cool though, huh checked that out one out,
Pretty cool, pretty cool podcast. All right, let's take a
quick break when we come back. We shall talk about

(22:24):
Zenows right after this and we're back. So there's a
lot of talk about Steven Miller out in the air
right now, his like just about his deportation vision of

(22:48):
a fucked up America that looks less cool, less diverse,
and also how Trump may be starting to sour on
that whole mass deportation effort. It's again hard to take
these articles seriously all the time because there's always someone
being blamed for Trump's incompetence. But this has come after
like a few weeks now of White House insiders clearly

(23:10):
leaking to the press to try to get the president's attention.
So to start just with the backdrop, right, the one
area where Trump was above water on polling was immigration
and border security. Immigration was the first one to dip
into the negatives, and just recently Trump has now dipped
into the negatives on border security, meaning more people think

(23:32):
he's not doing great job than he is. At first,
some people were like, well, he's being a terrible xenophobe.
That probably means border security is good, I think, but
with everything going on, even that has taken a hit.
And that was one of the again, one of the
really the only place policy place where Trump could point
at and he's like, well, they trust me on this,

(23:52):
And now that that's gone, that's where I think maybe
people are like okay. So usually what happens is Trump
starts to fail or flail and then he inevitably finds
someone to throw under the bus. And I think this
is like the kind of thing that Trump cares about,
because again, he felt like this was the place that
he's excelling and was probably being told constantly by Steven

(24:14):
Miller and probably saw initially too when he was on
the campaign trail that being like a racist demagogue was
giving people like they're going like whoa, and he's like, okay,
you see, and that gave a little and Steven Miller's like,
did you see sirm Wright just be more a racist please,
and now it's not working. And I think that's where

(24:35):
potentially a Steven Miller scapegoat, Stephen Miller's shaped scapegoat may
come into the picture. I don't think it. I don't.
I still have trouble believing that it ends with his
ousting or ouster at any point. But honestly, stranger things
have fucking happened, so they're like a week before last
there was this Wall Street Journal article talking about how

(24:56):
Trump was beginning to like cool on mass deportations and
seemingly beginning to understand that like Stephen Miller's all gas,
no breaks approach to this was jeopardizing the mid terms,
specifically that he's like, there needs to be a new approach,
and the optics around it made it really seem it's like,
oh god, it's really it's really fucked up looking I

(25:17):
guess to normal people out there who vote, huh, and
he wants to stop talking about mass deportations quote unquote
less and really bring the focus into like only bad guys.
It's only the bad guys. It's not people dropping their
kids off at school, it's not the elderly. It's only
bad guys, and I know, statistically we've only gone after

(25:40):
innocent people basically, but now we are trying to go
after the bad guys. Unfortunately, like that, you can't do
both right. It's like the whole thing is either Stephen
Miller's version where he's telling people it's like we're only
going after the worst, but then saying we're trying to
deport like a million people year and only getting to

(26:00):
about like three hundred thousand while also just getting American
citizens caught up in that, and then Politico this is
like this is where another Stephen Miller sort of piece
comes out, reported that like Miller's just insane abusive leadership
style has led to poor ice director Todd wyans Lions
being hospitalized for the second time in a year due

(26:22):
to stress. Okay, they're like, this guy's so stressed out.
The ice director is so stressed out, he's going to
the hospital. He's been to the hospital. He's been hospitalized twice.
And they've been trying to keep this under wraps, but
like people were telling politically like, no, dude, this this
this should happened in October, this other should happened in December. Dude,
is fucking not well. This is from political.

Speaker 2 (26:41):
Violating so many people's rights. It's it's bad for your
it's exhausting, it's exhausting stress.

Speaker 1 (26:46):
And part of me is like, bro, go to go
get hospitalized, harder dog. I don't get like you're like,
oh my stress, Like what the fuck? What do you think?
Like you're supposed to be seeing rainbows and fucking clouds
and a full sunsets. No, this is from political quote
and a separate incident in Los Angeles over the summer,
Lions became so distressed when ICE agents couldn't locate a

(27:07):
migrant on their target on their target list after a
ride along with top administration officials, that one of his
bodyguards took a portable defibrillator from a nearby government office
to Lions in case he needed in medical intervention. According
to one current and one former official, so they're in
the car, they're like, who's up next. He's like where.

(27:28):
It's so great to have you, gentlemen, or here you
know the people from the administration. We're going to show
you how we operate. We're gonna get this. This person's next
on our list. And they're like, uh, we don't know
where this person is like, fu fun.

Speaker 3 (27:38):
Just imagine his sweating through his suit. God, oh is
that of course that brown man? Yeah yeah, seriously Los Angeles.
It's a where's Waldo? Where?

Speaker 1 (27:48):
Yeah? Yeah? And truly then I'm sure that's why for them,
because Stephen knowes, like I don't care, you need to
get anyone, pick anybody up that it ends up truly
being It's like, honestly, it's like if you don't look so,
there's no question about it, you might be you might
you might get caught up in this bullshit. Speaking of sweating,
in the political article, it goes on to say, quote

(28:10):
during these episodes, the current and former officials said they
saw Lions break out into a full sweat, with his
face turning deep red. They also attributed the source of
the pressure to ramp up deportations to the White House
and top advisor Stephen Miller, who yelled at Lions during
morning phone calls with administration officials, according to four people
who were on the calls. Other officials disputed that Miller

(28:33):
yelled at Lions, with one saying the Deputy chief of
Staff was merely quote passionate. That's all it is. That's
that's like how people described like shitty little league coaches.
They're like, dude, this isn't good for the kids.

Speaker 3 (28:45):
I'm gonna say this sounds like a lot of people
that had a lot of embarrassing times in a subpar
locker room growing up. Like we're trying to get out
a lot of aggression that they're coaching put upon them.

Speaker 1 (29:00):
Yeah sure, sure, sure.

Speaker 2 (29:02):
Yeah man, and a lot of a lot of angry daddies.
It's a lot of we had some real angry daddies
in this one.

Speaker 1 (29:09):
But like, yeah, it's like all of this is kind
of forming a picture that like Ice isn't operating the
way that even Stephen Miller wants. But on top of that,
everyone downstream of Steven Miller is just so stressed out
because he's asking for things that are unobtainable and so
far the idea that before because Trump was crediting a lot,

(29:30):
He's like, I think this xenophobia is really one of
the things, and like transphobia, those are things that kind
of put me over the edge in twenty twenty four,
so maybe I lean into those and he got you know,
the first year was fully doing that. But even like Milania,
Trump was also like This isn't l I think for us,
and that is a good milaniah. It's it's half byork.

(29:52):
I have to admit, I have to admit I'm kind
of channeling so is. Yeah, yeah, there's only one berk Okay,
let's let's not get that fuck. But yeah, Like, it's
interesting that all of these are now showing that, like
Susie Wiles, who's the chief of staff, is the one
getting Trump's attention more on this issue and trying to
be like, hey, asshole, if you if you keep doing

(30:13):
the kind of shit that the way Steven Miller wants it,
we're gonna lose people. Like we're losing more people. And
if you don't want the Democrats to fucking cowabunga their
way into the like a majority on a blue wave
in the midterms, maybe you should change it up. But
at this point it's like you, honestly that that ship
has set sail. So I don't know how the fuck

(30:33):
they think that's gonna change anything. So good luck to
you todd Lyons as you sweat profusely having to work
for teenage mutant ninja grubles And hey, I haven't checked
the prediction markets, but I don't know if Stephen Miller's
the probabilities have gone up in terms of him losing
his job.

Speaker 2 (30:51):
But anyway, we'll say Stephen Miller, he does look like
a like a banshie who somebody just yanked the wig
off of.

Speaker 1 (30:57):
Yeah, I said, he looks like he looks like, you know, uh,
like if Doctor Evil started doing a bunch of like
started tweaking, you know what I mean, and got gaunket
you know what I mean from his usual doctor Evil vibe.
You know, he's I don't know, it's just not right now.
It's like the narrative seems to be with these articles
that maybe questions are being asked, I don't know how well.

Speaker 2 (31:20):
It just goes to show like it's bad, like that
level of federal racism. It's bad for your complexion, it's
bad for your mental healthier spirit. I mean, they look
these dudes all look like they need an eleven year
nap because it's hard to be that evil. Yeah, and
then this guy's getting defibrillated in the car whatever.

Speaker 3 (31:37):
She looks like a guy who's currently having a really
bad trip around his friends, but is refusing to admit that.

Speaker 1 (31:46):
No, I'm fine, I'm fine, it's okay.

Speaker 2 (31:48):
But he sees you had seven of those brownies that
you didn't know were edibles.

Speaker 3 (31:53):
You had seven of them, I knew, I knew they were,
and I knew seeing bels Abub appear, Scott a Bush,
will you do that?

Speaker 1 (32:04):
Just playing in his mind, He's like, it took me
so long to realize that it was Beel's abab, but
had the devil put aside for me? At first? I
didn't know that was the lyric until like the age
of looking at lyric sheets because when in Wayne's world,
when that when Bohemian Rhapsody really like hit my young
millennial brain, I was like, be yes, bit and I

(32:27):
was like, what fucker said? BL's a book? I didn't
even fucking know. Okay, Freddy, I see you moving on
within the White House. So there was that. Did you
see those videos last week where people are like, what
are these fucking weird cryptic social media videos that got
like posted and then taken down? And one was like
like is this launching soon? And they're like yes, and

(32:48):
they're like oh, and people are like what the end
It was like a shot of like someone's feet and
it was someone in the White House. And like, are
they trying to act like they're like, yeah, they're like
soft launching, like mystery teasing, like some kind of terrible
nuclear attack or something. And at the time I was like,
I don't know, because if you hear the whole clip,
someone's like someone talks about and they go, oh, that's
so cool, and someone goes, oh, and this is launching soon,

(33:11):
and I was like, this sounds like a website or
some shit. Doesn't sound like this is how people are
going to talk about impending nuclear apocalypse, although again, who
fucking knows, but a lot of people work in certa.

Speaker 3 (33:23):
Yeah, just imagine being like, yeah, it's it's oh that
the nuke is launching soon.

Speaker 1 (33:27):
That's so cool.

Speaker 3 (33:28):
Oh god, I love that feature. We've been for that
feature for so long.

Speaker 1 (33:33):
So then like everyone in the app can like vote
to see like when the missile launches. That's crazy. I
love that feature built in. That's such a great feature.
It turns out all of those were just dumb, fucking mistakes,
and the thing that they were talking about, or at
least we're trying to get intrig around, was that there
was a new official White House app launching, and it

(33:54):
has launched and it's bad. So what it does It
claims to get people all quote direct line to the
White House with unfiltered, real time updates straight from the source.
So you know, if you want the president's you know,
dementia plate brain to start firing off, and that causes
him to talk about like Jack Nicholas's ball sack or

(34:16):
whichever Arnold Palmer's, like, how how hung Arnold Palmer was.
You'll be the first to hear about it with this app.
So it's crazy to me when a government agencies, local
or federal put out like an app in the app store,
because it's like, that's the same place that I get
my Grinder and Sniffy, the location where I talk to

(34:39):
gay men with Crohn's disease. It's like, and you you
want to do official business here? What's sniffy? Hold on,
put me on the Sniffy.

Speaker 3 (34:48):
Don't pretend you don't know. Come on, I'm a gay boy.

Speaker 1 (34:53):
What sniffy?

Speaker 3 (34:55):
Sniffy? Okay, So are you familiar with Grinder? Yeah, I'm
familiar Grinder mort Are you queer?

Speaker 2 (35:00):
No?

Speaker 3 (35:00):
I didn't think so, but I just wanted to set
that straight. It seems like you've already been set straight
though scared scared.

Speaker 1 (35:09):
We've both been scared straight.

Speaker 2 (35:10):
Actually I'm a fucking l I, Chris.

Speaker 3 (35:14):
You can't say that and shake your head in that
way because that is a microaggression.

Speaker 1 (35:19):
And also you didn't and you and you said your
second favorite music musical was Jesus Christy Starting, and you
didn't even see Cynthia Revo as Jesus Mark.

Speaker 2 (35:27):
Though I don't even know. Yeah, I'm not sure where
on the spectrum that leaves me.

Speaker 3 (35:32):
So so Grinder is of course like a devastating little
app where you can send pictures of your butthole and
pole to strangers online before you even get their name.
And Sniffy's is the next logical evolution of that, where
in it's just a grid of like your your area

(35:55):
imagine like Google Google Maps, and you can see you
where your local gay men are so you can And
the cult Sniffies is that like the profile pictures instead
of Grinder, where like, yeah, it's like a little depraved
or whatever, but it's like you're seeing abs and you're

(36:17):
seeing like cute outfits, but you're not seeing ais and
cock on sniff Ers. You're only seeing as and cock.
Oh so they turned it up and it's just like
you're only talking to pole.

Speaker 1 (36:29):
But on the map is are people just like self
doxing to being like, yeah, you can give my real
time location, my dude, that's all gay men do. It's
a It is frightening the way that horny gay people.
I mean, it feels like what would do to They're like, yeah, dude,

(36:51):
where I'm I'm right here, bro.

Speaker 3 (36:55):
Straight up download Sniffy's. It's a web app or something
in the app store, and you can, after just a
couple of clicks legitimately, just find someone's address address and
it'll just be like doors open and so is my whole.

Speaker 1 (37:12):
Oh wow, damn, because I remember they used to be
like Craigslist posts like that, you know, when people were
just like, yo, come through, this is the address exactly.

Speaker 3 (37:21):
And then when looking for horny signal singles became illegal,
this is what took over.

Speaker 1 (37:28):
I see, I see. Well, I'm sure that app has
better data privacy somehow than the White House Racism Beacon
that you can download to your front like this this app. Also,
they're like it also has great news. We share news
quote unquote articles and it's all just bullshit pumping up
the Trump administration. I mean, naturally it would be it's

(37:50):
not going to give you like and here's like this
is a hit piece from the Wall Street Journal about
like the chaos within the White House. It's like, no,
this one's like from a website you've never heard of,
based in Russia saying everything is super chill and Trump's
doing a good job. And then there's also a feature
that allows you to quote text President Trump, which auto
populates a text with greatest President Ever with an exclamation

(38:14):
point and then sends it to the White House standard
contact for him. So you're not actually doing.

Speaker 3 (38:20):
It, but hey, I have a genuine question, and this
is only tangentially related, but with Trump, do you know
what I'm talking about? Trump?

Speaker 1 (38:31):
We'll go on. Maybe with more context I might be
able to pick up what you're putting down there.

Speaker 3 (38:35):
There's like so so much like I'm thinking about like
the Kennedy Center and like him putting his name on
it and then his signature going onto the currency and
the next might goal like uh, Like at a certain point,
I have to wonder if he slash his people around
him are just leaning into the bit, Like I can't

(38:55):
tell how genuinely that's the problem you can lose yourself
is at this moment, like I can't, I genuinely cannot
tell how much just just trolling at this point.

Speaker 1 (39:06):
It's I think it's it's what it is is Trump's
natural inclination is to antagonize but also center himself and everything.
So it's it is very trolly given the context of
him being in office. But he's surrounded himself with sycophants
who are just yes. The best people to improvise with
because they are just yes andding us to fucking hell

(39:28):
right now and being like, oh, yes, mister President, that
is great, Yes, let's do that, Let's do that. Because
I've been saying this for a long time. He's so
se now right. It's truly like all these people who
have their own aims within the White House, they just
have to get Senile Grandpa's buy in to do the
thing they want to do and then they can go
do it. But y'all, then you have to lie about

(39:49):
how successful it is to keep him happy. And then
I think the other part of it is they have
to keep him occupied. Right now, my kid is like
at home because it's spring break for his preschool and
we have to come up with a bunch of shit
every day to be like, I don't want you to
have a meltdown. Let's go, let's do some finger painting,
play with these stamps, you want to put some stickers
on my face, Let's do all this wacky shit because

(40:11):
I have to keep you together before you have a
fucking tantrum. And I think it's the same thing. It's like, yes,
mister president, let's go. Yeah, let's try and put your
money on your signature on money. Yeah, do you want
to put your name on the Okay, we can do that.
That'll be today's thing. Meanwhile, he has no idea what's
happening in the Iran war. He only gets like weird
video montages every day of shit blowing up, and that

(40:35):
is basically making up his entire perception of what is
happening in the war. And he's told people, he's like,
why aren't you more people seeing this to know that
we're winning? Because he's just seeing out of context clips
of shit blowing up. So I think I think for
some people, they probably start off be like, oh, yeah,
this is really going to own the lips, and now
they're like, am I owned too? Let's say, am the

(40:57):
person pushing all of this? So then also this app
also has like a ICE snitch line thing where you
can hit a button and it'll take you to the
ICE reporting web page. It does all kinds of foul
shit that nobody asked for. I don't think even Magot people,
because I think they'd rather have six eggs okay and

(41:19):
not say that's too expensive, you know, maybe even twelve
and move on with their day. And it's also, again,
as expected, a privacy nightmare. That quote requests user permission
to access precise locations, network connections, fingerprint and biometric ad
I mean a lot of apps do this if you
really really read the fine print. The ability to prevent
the device from sleeping, that's kind of wild. Yeah, and

(41:40):
even modify or delete contents of shared storage. The app
shares quote the exact location data of its users every
four and a half minutes. Is that like Sniffy's probably Yeah, yeah,
that's the exact feature, yeah, exactly, and sends that information
to a third party server. The third party one Signal
is a company that quote provides push notification services. So

(42:03):
you're just given you're giving them all. You're given them
whatever they want. By downloading this app. And then also
the app seemingly is quote loading YouTube video embeds via
a random GitHub user's personal page, meaning like that if
that person's GitHub account is ever compromised, then someone who
had access could have just serve arbitrary HTML and JavaScript

(42:26):
to whoever has this app using that so.

Speaker 3 (42:28):
And I know what that means, and pooh boy, yeah.

Speaker 2 (42:33):
Well sounds like you like you could easily just like
use it to send video, send whatever you wanted to
a large anybody who subscribes to that app, right, so
you could just be like, yeah, you could just you could.
An innocent version of that would be to rickroll whatever
the million people who have thee Yeah.

Speaker 1 (42:49):
Because people were just like, oh, how do we get
the code for this? I don't know, go on gethub
and just copy, like just use whatever this person put
on GitHub, rather than like probably developing itself. But anyway,
I think that shouldn't be surprised anyone, because this whole
like administration is just about cutting corners and then being like, yep,
done nailed it. You see, mister president. The app loads.

(43:09):
It's it's a it's a privacy nightmare, but it loads.
So there's that, and speaking of privacy, FBI director Cash Battel,
oh Man, he got his shit fucking hacked by the
Handala hacked team, which is self described pro Palestinian hacking vigilantes.

(43:30):
Western researchers have said he's linked to Iranian cyber intelligence.
Uh so they got into cash Battel's email account, access photos,
travel documents, even his resume. Put a bunch of the
pictures up. I don't have you guys seen the cash
Battel photos.

Speaker 2 (43:45):
No, Yeah, they're a little disappointing to me because they're
kind of they're like, they're not He just seems really boring,
Like he seems like a college freshman who's trying to
get into a fraternity by showing that he likes shit
like the cigars.

Speaker 1 (43:58):
The pictures are the nerdiest shit. I mean, like just
you can tell this guy just like so manisphere pilled,
Like here he is with a fucking six stove, went
to fucking there's just this weird selfish odd There's another
one where he's like there's so many pictures of him
just smoking cigars.

Speaker 3 (44:18):
Who's he emailing this too? That's so sad?

Speaker 2 (44:22):
Yeah himself, I think, right mm hmm, Like he would
be like, isn't this a cool kind of a cool chill.

Speaker 1 (44:28):
Picture me that picture where he remember this moment, this
one picture of him with a cigar. It was the
email was called from Bombay with love and then the
caption was our boy Patel kicking it Bollywood style. Fucking loser, bro,
I can't handle this shit.

Speaker 2 (44:47):
Like so yeah, so desperate for like like insecure twenty
three year old men to think that he's cool.

Speaker 1 (44:54):
Well, I mean if you don't think he's cool, there's
like pictures of him like posting like near like a
classic car and he's just like adjusting his shades next
to it, like with in sandals, and you're like, what
the what is this? The FBI did? They did say, look, yeah,
this ship was hacked. I think a lot of people
were like, this is fake news. There's no way the

(45:15):
FBI director got hacked. Like, yeah, he got hacked. But
the other thing was like, but no fucking government info
was obtained or leaked. So that's more just like a
personal l uh than you know, a professional one on
the FBI. But it's just like the the amount of
cigar like stove holding, that's such a fucking red flag.

(45:37):
When like dudes are like way too into cigars. I'm
just like, you don't have no personality and you're like
of the belief and you're like, yeah, this is shorthand
for strong guy. Is I bite this very phallic thing
I smoke on and I'm really I'm a tough guy.
Michael Jordan does it too, just cracking a couple of kohibas.
But anyway, these are the these are the these are

(45:58):
the the big men of FBI running things right now.
The FBI did claim they will continue to pursue the
actors responsible, and they're like, yeah.

Speaker 3 (46:07):
They're artists, mean bad faith actors, bad faith actors, atheists.

Speaker 2 (46:19):
Yeah yeah, yeah, like there stuff from on camera?

Speaker 1 (46:23):
Is it like just sort of like indies Like were
they do they have anything at south By or like
their non equity s? Yeah? Have they? I mean it's
the Cash Hotel. Has he been in like any like
diversity programs that we've known about for showcases? No? I
guess not. I guess not. So Yeah, they're it's just
like again, it's from the apps to the people that

(46:46):
are like the architects of all the suffering. All of
these people are just like deeply uncool unhappy, miserable motherfuckers
who are trying to put their world onto us, and
I always keep them thinking they have to live in
our world, okay, especially like the super insulated cabinet people
who have never met a working person in their life,

(47:07):
who are just like, oh, we're gonna dictate to you
what your life should be. No, No, you actually need
to start knowing what it's actually like to live in
this country without you know, having the ability to just
like fuck off to wherever you need to, or like
a military base so you don't have to see, you know,
the byproducts of your decision making. So we'll see if
any more comes out. I'm sure. I wonder if like
other shit got hacked and they're like, look, dude, this

(47:29):
is a warrant, like just so you know, we're showing
this shit, but you know there's other shit in your
emails too that put out.

Speaker 2 (47:36):
Yeah, that's what it felt like, Like. I can't believe
there wasn't one of him like flexing shirtless or something,
you know, like there just feels like that.

Speaker 3 (47:44):
Yeah, hey guys, does it look like my routine's going well?
Please please reply all? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (47:51):
Right, Oh my god. I like how they now like
Fox News is doing stuff. It's like the the FBI
email hack shows why you must lock down your tech
all boomers. It is possible. Don't have your your password
be password. That's not good. That's not good.

Speaker 3 (48:09):
What do your guys' passwords?

Speaker 1 (48:11):
Uh? For for real?

Speaker 3 (48:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (48:14):
Lowercase capital of g h than my birthday, the last
four of my social sixtix' seven to one plus arsenal.

Speaker 2 (48:23):
Yeah, mins, minds. You're doing great today, buddy, exclamation point,
Oh god, Yeah, for myself.

Speaker 1 (48:32):
You're logging to porn hub. You're doing great today, buddy.

Speaker 3 (48:39):
The idea of someone having a porn hublog in sent
a shipper down my literal spine.

Speaker 1 (48:44):
They said there was like at one point they were
saying that he had like an x tube account or
like red tube thing that they were showing. I forget
what it was. Yeah, yeah, yeah, they're like, here's our
ex videos. Was that true? I don't know if that
was true.

Speaker 3 (49:00):
Why do you want to count to save your history?

Speaker 1 (49:03):
I don't know. That's the one thing. When I saw that,
I'm like, what the fuck are you? Like?

Speaker 2 (49:07):
I believe I've seen all the pornography and I've never.

Speaker 1 (49:11):
I don't even account. Yeah, I'm not like some Yeah
I'm not. I'm not like a media historian, you know
what i mean. Get in, you get out, you know,
depends I think about.

Speaker 2 (49:21):
Cash matel is like I find the lazy eye is
like a really kind of a sweetly appealing look.

Speaker 5 (49:27):
You know.

Speaker 2 (49:27):
If he would just like lean into the fact that
he's kind of a little bit nerdy, I you know,
that's the whole thing. Like it's well, so much this
is just nerds unable to and I'm a nerd, nerds
unable to accept that they're nerds.

Speaker 1 (49:38):
Yeah, you're a nerd. And they said that his allegedly.
I still don't. I don't know if this is true.
I'm probably gonna err on the side of it not.
But they're like the account his name was spider cash,
And then I'm like, oh, that's that. Then that feels real,
you know what I mean, Spider cash, just the cash.

Speaker 3 (49:58):
We even webs getting hacked on my emo whips. I'll
work on that one. Sorry, so sorry, I'll work on
that one.

Speaker 1 (50:07):
Oh yeah, it's okay. We'll work shop that. We'll workshop that, ye,
and we'll work shop that during the break because we'll
take a break right now and when we come back,
we gotta check in with Bob Dylan, who's really into
AI slap now it's fucking so bizarre, and we'll talk
about that after this and we're back. So Bob Dylan, Man,

(50:39):
what a career. He goes electric, he goes Christian, got
a Christmas album. He's done so many things over the years,
Like he's got a kid named Jacob Dylan, Wallflowers heard
of him. But now the eighty four year old artist
has just done really the thing I never thought possible

(50:59):
by launching a fucking Patreon And you're like, huh, it's
a Bob Dylan Patreon, Like it's like unreleased lyric sheets,
voice notes, like demos or something. Well. For five dollars
a month, subscribers can get access to AI generated Lectures
from Dead historical figures, which Dylan advertised on at Bob

(51:24):
Dylan h with an AI generated poster. It says, lectures
from the Grave the Dead Speak. Starting today, exclusive on
Patreon five dollars a month Featured lecture Featured lectures The
Last Testament of Frank James, Aaron Burr on the Art
of Survival and the life and Death of wild Bill Hiccock,

(51:47):
then there's another one said letters Never Sent from Poe
to Valentino, et cetera. Original short stories, and like, this
can't be real. I'm like, I'm going to at Bob Dylan.
I'm like, no, he posts of that ship. What the what?
And it's his Patreon is Bob Dylan one eighty, which
I'm like, I don't know if that's significant. I don't

(52:07):
know if enough about Bob Dylan enough one eighties significant.

Speaker 2 (52:10):
He's a skateboarder, he's he does.

Speaker 1 (52:12):
Oh, just hit a Bob dude, Just hit a Bob
Dylan one eighty dude.

Speaker 2 (52:15):
Yeah, it's someone that's He did do a cover version
of a Cold Porter song for the Reagan biopic. Wait
what those words? Yeah, so there was a Reagan biopick.

Speaker 7 (52:29):
Starring uh who was it the not Stern Quaid Dennis
Quaid play And on the soundtrack there's a Bob a
song that Bob Dylan recorded for the Reagan movie soundtrack.

Speaker 1 (52:41):
Look, man, in that old age, it gets you, Yeah,
it gets you.

Speaker 2 (52:45):
Start doing some real stupid bullshit.

Speaker 1 (52:47):
Yeah, he's been posting this ao Ai necromancy bullshit on
his Instagram account like for a while, and they're essentially
just Wikipedia articles being read by AI voice like this
is the one of like Aaron Burr, I'm gonna play
for you. This is like if on his account because

(53:08):
part of me is like he had to have been hacked, right,
It's like, no, this was posted in September of last year.
This is him doing. This is Aaron bird fucking AI
letters being read on Bob Dylan's page.

Speaker 6 (53:23):
Now, I will tell you what the duel was actually like,
not the headlines, not the second hand mythology, but what
it felt like to stand on that field, to face
a man I had known for decades?

Speaker 1 (53:37):
What the fuck is going on? What? Yeah? And that's
like of like a play on that one AI voice
that you would hear a lot on TikTok in the
early days of like those AI narration voices are like
here's the way you get out of a parking ticket.
But now they just like turned up the southern drawl
to like fifteen and you get this.

Speaker 6 (53:59):
And to take part in the grim ceremony we called honor.

Speaker 3 (54:06):
Okay, cool, okay, but real talk for a second. What
what historical figure would you most be excited to uh
view a lecture from?

Speaker 1 (54:18):
Like if if it were not AI. No, I'm I'm
gonna beliec romancy. Then I think the idea of necromancy
is much more interesting if there was.

Speaker 3 (54:29):
We would all love to believe in necromancy, and we
would all love to truly believe that beels above him
or herself standing before us is real.

Speaker 1 (54:40):
Ye, And perhaps.

Speaker 3 (54:42):
They are speaking to us through the AI.

Speaker 1 (54:45):
Probably, I mean, like just for just to laugh about it.
Maybe like Joseph the guy who got cookeed by God,
Oh of the Mormon, of Jesus of Mary, and Joseph
of Jesus. Okay, because we know Joe save the Daddy,
you know what I mean, we knew that. I'd just
like to hear if there was a lecture about like,

(55:06):
I'm not a step dad, I'm the dad who stepped
up for some shitay, but I'd love to hear an
AI try to take on that. Trying to think of
who else. I don't know, I think anyone. I want
to hear just someone so absurd, like Andrew Jackson just
being just a terrible racist piece of shit, so that
people could be like, oh my god, this was a president.

(55:27):
You're like yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, listen listen up, folks, And.

Speaker 3 (55:31):
It would be fun to like listen to something from
Ulysses s Grant just slurring every word, drunk beyond belief
outside of the document, Yeah, I would.

Speaker 1 (55:43):
I would love to hear what like William Sherman, like
General Sherman sounded like what an AI depiction like was
he just he looked like he was screaming all the time.
So if there was a version, I'd be fine for that. More,
do you have any anyone pique your interest in terms
of a dead person you want to hear speaking?

Speaker 2 (56:01):
They sort of famously didn't know what Lincoln's voice was,
So I think it'd be funny if if it was
like where far scarring Kevin years ago? You know, like
it was yeah, cartoony and fun because that what we
just heard made me feel like I was being abused
by any number of frightenings agains stepdads. That was awful
thing about grim the grim duty of honor, Like can

(56:23):
you imagine the people that are walking around that kind
of shit in their ears?

Speaker 1 (56:26):
Like the level of grave duty experience process. Then there's
another one that he posted. This was in March of
twenty twenty five. For people who I have not been
up on Bob Dylan's AI slop Escapades, but this is
one called Edgar Allan Poe speaks from the grave. Yikes.

Speaker 8 (56:45):
I was born in Boston in the chill of January
eighteen oh nine, to David and Elizabeth Poe, both actors.

Speaker 2 (56:52):
Yet fate that cruel playwright.

Speaker 1 (56:54):
He's charging five dollars a month on Patreon for YouTube
fucking press play on some of these, like some of
these videos I just played there on his Instagram. They're
part of the Patreon.

Speaker 2 (57:08):
You like that?

Speaker 1 (57:08):
Why?

Speaker 2 (57:09):
Yeah? Why was the Andrew Jackson want so much darker
than the Edgar? And voice sounded like a nice like Aaron.

Speaker 8 (57:18):
Yeah, I was taken in by John and Francis Allen
of Richmond, though never truly as a son.

Speaker 1 (57:24):
You liked, okay, so you like the tone of voice, Chris,
But this has no riz. I'm sure at a certain
point you're like, oh boy.

Speaker 3 (57:30):
No, I does he does he sound a little.

Speaker 2 (57:34):
To one nor a faithful one born.

Speaker 1 (57:37):
Of a I don't know. It doesn't sound human, sounds
a little musical theater. Yeah, I don't know. All I
know is this is this is what an artist is charging,
straight up real bucks. Is for He also posted an
AI letter again Never Sent Letters from Mark Twain to
Silent film star Rudolph Valentino, like you're like, what is

(57:59):
the point of that, And people were pointing out to like, okay,
if you're if this is for real. Valentino was only
fourteen years old and Mark Twain died in nineteen ten,
so this doesn't even make sense. But that's a from
a whole series called Letters Never Sent. And then one
of the other posts on the YouTube or on the
patreon is just him linking to a YouTube video of

(58:21):
like gospel legend Mahalia Jackson just singing a song, but
it's a YouTube video. It's like, this is the kind
of stuff joined to unlock this clip of a YouTube video,
you can search right now and watch for free. There
are also original short stories that are probably AI generated
as well. But the patreon in the fine print it

(58:43):
says a living archive of Lectures from the Grave, Letters
Never Sent, Original short Stories curated by Bob Dylan, and
then it says curated content by Bob Dylan, meaning this
old man is probably trawling weird AI slop accounts and
he's like, yeah, that's gonna be good for the Patreon
let it out. Listen to the there's a story called

(59:04):
The First bull Rider, and it's about a quote man
who seeks out a Texan rodeo to try bull riding
because he has the kind of hunger you don't fix
with food. Okay, do you.

Speaker 3 (59:16):
All want to know Rudolph Valentino's full legal name?

Speaker 1 (59:21):
Please?

Speaker 2 (59:21):
Yes, please?

Speaker 1 (59:22):
You got that kind of knowledge on deck?

Speaker 3 (59:23):
Shit, please here, this is gonna be this will be tough.
Let me just let me try to get food.

Speaker 1 (59:28):
You're sitting up in your seat like you're doing that
meme of like the video game person leaning down to
leaning forward.

Speaker 3 (59:34):
Okay, engaged, Okay, you ready for this? Yeah, Rudolfo Pietro
Philiberto Rafaele Googliemi, the Valentina, the Antone.

Speaker 1 (59:46):
Whoa, whoa whoa. Okay, Okay, good job on that.

Speaker 4 (59:51):
Just keep it.

Speaker 2 (59:51):
Yeah, impressive articulation. How many names is that?

Speaker 1 (59:54):
One?

Speaker 3 (59:54):
Two, three, four, five, six, seven names?

Speaker 1 (59:59):
Seven name?

Speaker 2 (01:00:00):
No wonder? He was such a star. That's that's the
most regal shit I've ever heard in my life.

Speaker 1 (01:00:04):
Can you imagine like he started off doing all seven names,
and every subsequent production he like took one name off
until I think I'm just trying to do this.

Speaker 2 (01:00:11):
It's just Rudolph.

Speaker 1 (01:00:12):
Now, Rudolph, what about Rudy Valentine. I want you to
say my name Valentine. Oh please, But I just want
to read the part of the text because this is
such like it says about this first bull Rider. Because
a lot of people are like, who wrote this? It

(01:00:33):
lists someone named Marty Lombard as an author. It's seven
pages long in like a larger format. A lot of similarly,
did Dylan write it? We don't know, but this is
this is like one excerpt from it. The bus coughed
me out somewhere past Danmarillo, dust in my teeth, in
a sky that stretched out so wide it felt like
it was laughing at me. I had a duffel bag,

(01:00:54):
two shirts, a paper back of The Sea Wolf with
the spine cracked like an old man's knuckles, and they
kind of hunger you don't fix with food. That doesn't
that feels like what AI thinks people talk about. Like
you don't say like I had a duffel bag. That's
implied like I only had shirts, and like I had
a duffel bag. The strap attached to the duffel bag

(01:01:18):
the shirts within that a paperback, but I don't know.
It just felt very I don't know, just beneath Bob
Dylan for what I know he's he's capable of doing.
But again, this is all curated content from him. Incidentally,
he did sell his entire catalog in twenty twenty for
an estimated three hundred million dollars, so hopefully he didn't
burn through that, just like fuck fuck fuck, oh shit,

(01:01:42):
I got no money, all right, ah fuck it. If
the president's just reposting AI slop and staying in the game,
so can I. Uh, but I don't know. We'll see,
We'll see how long it lasts. I haven't brought myself
to give money to the patroon, but it seems like
just looking at his instagram be enough to give you
an idea what's on there.

Speaker 2 (01:02:02):
So yeah, I'm going through like heavy Bob Dylan faces,
especially my there's stuff. I still listen to some of
the records, like I like Dylan, And it is true
that us Dylan fans are like, we're the most gullible.
We like I'll go you gotta see.

Speaker 3 (01:02:13):
My cat mm hmm, hi baby n Hi baby Kevin.

Speaker 1 (01:02:19):
I love the Lion cut.

Speaker 2 (01:02:21):
Yeah, man, she gets mad and she gets fine, little map,
so she has to get to this and so Kevin, Yeah,
Kevin's a girl. They told me Kevin was a boy,
and then I so I named her Kevin, and then
they and I find out it was a girl, and
I got her, and I have Kevin's mom, Samantha and Kevin.

Speaker 6 (01:02:36):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:02:37):
Kevin beats up our dog Cody, and Samantha beats up Kevin.
So it's a psycholo. I love she her Kevin, Yeah, yeah,
she and her her mom is very like feminine, but
we did I think Kevin's definitely like non buying her.

Speaker 3 (01:02:49):
She's she's like sorry Kevin, yeah yeah, yeah, but but me, yeah,
I don't know. You have to talk to her.

Speaker 1 (01:02:58):
Now.

Speaker 3 (01:02:58):
We need to get those like buttons. You know how
people get their animals to talk by clicking those like
little yes no yeah, uh yeah, we got got Kevin
a couple of those with various pronouns.

Speaker 1 (01:03:11):
Your body is t your body is ta thank you.
I didn't know that. You must be sick of coffee.
What do you mean because your body is tea?

Speaker 2 (01:03:25):
Have patience with my gender journey?

Speaker 1 (01:03:27):
All right? Absolutely right, and well, Chris, thank you so
much for joining us on the Daily Geist today. Where
can the people find you? Follow you, support you, all
that good stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:03:41):
Oh, thank you for having me back. I would love
to come back and terrorize any time.

Speaker 5 (01:03:47):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:03:48):
You can find me online on Instagram at the meat
Skeleton me e a t skeleton. I was a stupid,
dumb little joke that I made on Twitter in twenty eleven,
and I just to make it my entire internet presence.

Speaker 1 (01:04:02):
There you go.

Speaker 3 (01:04:03):
I am. Also, if you're in Los Angeles, I'm performing
in a musical at the Market Tapeer Forum called Here
Lies Love until Sunday, April fifth.

Speaker 1 (01:04:16):
Okay, okay, what's the What's what is here Lies Love?

Speaker 3 (01:04:20):
Here Lies Love is a musical by David Byrne and
Fat Boy Slim about the rise of Ferdinand and Emelda Marcos. Wow,
so it's disco music. Almost have a ton of shoes

(01:04:40):
that yeah, Melda, I think kind of only famous for
that really great at spinning pr Everyone totally forgets about
the thousands of lives loss.

Speaker 1 (01:04:50):
Right right, I know about the thousands of pairs of shoes.

Speaker 3 (01:04:53):
Yes, and I'm playing fully Yeah, I'm playing Ferdinand Marcos
The Dictators.

Speaker 1 (01:04:59):
Amazing okay, okay, and it's a that's a fat boy
slim and David Byrne what a fucking combo. I feel
so on culture that like I'm like, I didn't even
know that shit was that was a thing. Also I
am on culture, so that makes sense.

Speaker 2 (01:05:16):
David Byrne is like he really he Unlike Bob Dylan,
he remains cool like David Burn. I have for my fashion,
I have an idea which is like middle aged art
guy and that's I think David Byrne, Like, could would
David Burn pull this off? Because he's still cool?

Speaker 1 (01:05:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:05:30):
Well, that man remains cool and he loves bis biking, right,
it wasn't his like last bio by like how he
rides bikes to all the cities that he visits on
tour and stuff. Yes, yeah, and he has like a
like a neck pillow that's also like an airbag situation
in case he falls off the bike.

Speaker 1 (01:05:48):
Oh he's rocking one of those things I've seen that
ship that's just that blows up around your head. Is
like not today, Satan. Nice try unless you found like
a pilot needles or something, in which case that might
pop the airbag. But hey, we're rooting for you. We're
going for you, Chris. Is there a work of media,
social or otherwise that you've been enjoying?

Speaker 2 (01:06:06):
They?

Speaker 3 (01:06:07):
Oh, yeah, yeah, I think I'm late to this, and
I guess I'm just gonna stay on the trend of
being gay and dumb. Uh, but I it has just
finally hit my algorithm.

Speaker 5 (01:06:19):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:06:20):
The Russian Turkish Baths of New York.

Speaker 1 (01:06:24):
Yes, mm hmm. Getting smacked up with leaves and ship
and plants and stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:06:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:06:30):
Yeah. But more specifically, there's this famous Russian Turkish bath
in New York where like their entire social media presence
is capturing the the the hot guys after they've gone
through the bath in various states of undress, right outside
the entrance, and they're just they're just kind of like

(01:06:53):
talking about like, yeah, this was great. It's a wonderful
place to relax. And like the the underlining like connotation
of it is like, oh, they just they definitely just
jerked off in there.

Speaker 1 (01:07:08):
They've got that post poor post coital glow.

Speaker 3 (01:07:12):
Yeah, they have. They have a boy's only night.

Speaker 1 (01:07:15):
Well, hey, I mean, the next time you're in New York,
get you a bathhouse, you know what I mean. I'll
be get scrubbed down.

Speaker 3 (01:07:22):
I'll be going back in May.

Speaker 1 (01:07:23):
A lot of people, like a lot of people don't
know about how hard you will get exfoliated, and like,
well they go to like a Korean spa or something.
You're like to fucking rip my skin off. Like that's
that's what we do.

Speaker 3 (01:07:33):
That's the dream.

Speaker 1 (01:07:35):
Have you seen what are scrubbing towels? Look like? It's
like a fucking it's like a micro plane to just
get all your dead skin off.

Speaker 2 (01:07:42):
There's a whole other guy on there.

Speaker 1 (01:07:44):
Yeah. More What about you? Where do the people find you?
Follow you? What's working media you're enjoying?

Speaker 2 (01:07:51):
Yeah, rebrand the podcast. I'm publishing a book on substack.
It's a spiritual road trip story of of a psychedelic novel.
So find me as is Morton Edmund Burke on substack
and I put out a special it's called There's Beauty
in It All. I think it's really good. Very few
people have seen it. Google that shit and it's on

(01:08:13):
YouTube and for my work of media. This might be
an older meme too, but my wife just sent it
to me recently. It's a picture of Trump and he's
doing this kind of classic weird posture where it's like
the front of his body's like six inches ahead of
his flags for some reason. And the person said it
looks like he's about to float towards the scent of
a fresh, freshly baked pie.

Speaker 1 (01:08:36):
Oh my god, that's a good one.

Speaker 3 (01:08:38):
I like that one.

Speaker 4 (01:08:39):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:08:40):
You can find me everywhere at miles of gray. Uh,
you can work of media. I'm liking. I've I've a
few times people have come on to talk about the Pit,
and I've talked about how this second season, like the
amount of just heavy handed writing with like just the
very most overemphasizer of plotlines are just like I'm just

(01:09:03):
I've become very cynical about it. And Bridget Mattloff on
Instagram just posted this video or maybe didn't just post
like three a few days ago. It said, the writer
is on the pit making sure we don't miss the
lesson in each episode. Uh, and this is just kind
of a fun bit and she keeps kind of spiking
the camera at the end with like a Jim from
the office look.

Speaker 4 (01:09:24):
Or maybe you should listen to your patient, whitaker, because women,
especially women of color, are often ignored by their doctors.
Camera I was in the Tree of Life shooting and
it was the Muslims who helped us afterwards Spikes camera.

Speaker 1 (01:09:39):
It's just like every time, thank you, just letting you know. Okay,
this is the pit, babe. You can find us everywhere
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There at the bottom you can find the footnotes. So no,

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thank you, Mork, which is where you link where we
link off to the information we talked about in today's episode.
We also link off to a song that we think
you might enjoy. The track I want to go out
on today just another little bit of just trunk rattling fonk.
It's called Lost Issue too, but I like this one
because the artist is Guchiegarette. It's like spelling Gucci but

(01:10:22):
then the last part is like cigarette gu Chiegarette. It's
fucking I don't know, I just love the name. Oh sorry.
The track the album is called Lost Issue to The
track is called ninety four Great Time I was I
was about ten years old. But this is a great track,
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