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Speaker 1 (00:05):
How was Manco a Manco bro Oh yeah, birth the
living ship out of the top of my mouth as usual.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
I can't wait like I would wish. Yeah, give it
to me.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
Sure you know this is going to burn you.

Speaker 3 (00:18):
Again, give it to me. Give it to me now,
it's the plate's on fire.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
The seagulls still out of control down the shore.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
The singles what would.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
Down there? They go? Singles mixers, y know, the single
still out of control? A brother, yo, you go to
that singles mixer, still still out of control.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
They broke my ring finger trying to get my ring
off my finger. These singles see.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
That girl Mary down there, or her sister Mary, their
sister Mary or Beth.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
And then the other sister Mary. Magna doodle, Magna doodle.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
I think I think they didn't know how to spell
Mary magn.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
She's hyper allergetic Mary Manco.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
Mary Mancas. This is my son Manco and my other
son Manco Manco and Manco's Yeah, yeah, Josh, did your
calls and go to Saint Jays Hill.

Speaker 3 (01:29):
Can't stop moving its wings his wangs.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
Yeah, he's just making up.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
You know.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
These hookahs can't even stop moving their wangscahs.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
They call Hawks.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
Who, Yeah, you like the Atlanta Hicks? The Atlanta Hicks?
What are you from? South Africa? So Africa? All right?

Speaker 1 (01:54):
Should we start with the with the cold Play couple?

Speaker 2 (01:58):
Yeah, we can start with the cold Play couple?

Speaker 1 (02:00):
Coldplay couple. Yeah, did you guys see Coldplay?

Speaker 2 (02:04):
Hell? Yeah, dude, took Angelic last night?

Speaker 1 (02:08):
You go see Coldplay? Cold Chris Murmaid, Cole, Chris Mermaid?

Speaker 2 (02:14):
Yeah, yeah, all right, Chris Mermaid.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
They say Martin as as Muridy, just like completely made up.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
Yous been to Pennsylvania? Yeah, you know they pronounced Martin Mermaid,
little Martin.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
It's like the thirty year old virgin. But instead of
talking about sex, you're talking about the Philadelphia accent, just
like clearly make it. Yeah, man, I know the Philly accent.
Weird how they say instead of saying Martin, they say Mermaid. Yeah,
hot dirks and ham yurgers. They don't say Hello, Internet,

(03:00):
and welcome to Season three, ninety seven, Episode five, the
exciting season finale of der Daily's It's suppression of iHeart Radio.
It's a podcast where you take a deep dive into
America share consciousness. And it is Friday, the eighteenth Friday.
July eighteenth, seven one eight.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
Shout out Brooklyn. It's also National Tropical Fruit Day, National
Sour Candy Day, and National Caviar Day. Wow, a little
bit of everything today, all things deep. Yeah, fuck the old.

Speaker 1 (03:35):
Jack sounds cool, Sura Candy's tropical fruit and just a
nice hefty.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
Put a little mango, passionate fruit, papaya, dragon fruit, kiwe
sour patch kids and belugasarev Yeah.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
Let me get some salmon. More on that. My name
is Jack O'Brien aka.

Speaker 4 (03:58):
On Ho Bell is such a haunted doll, she probably
sitting right behind you.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
That one courtesy of Halcyon Salad on the Discord. Wow.
To Honesty by Billy Joel kind of a deep cut. Yeah,
that's all. That song's very The lyrics to Honesty are
very like honesty is such a lonely word and like
it's kind of what I need from you. It's just
like real, like passive, aggressive, like lying asshole type song.

(04:34):
Shout out to Billy Hill, the coolest to ever do it.
I'm thrilled to be joined as always by my co
host mister Miles Brace.

Speaker 2 (04:44):
Miles Gray, you already know I wish I had a
fun aka but I was too busy dealing with my wrist.
Pay I've dialed in the wrist pain, I know, dialed
it in. Yeah, I have to get an ulner ulnar
wrist brace. I had a general wrist brace. Got a
new one that's specifically for my ulnar pain should be.

(05:06):
But I'm picking it up later down at the pharmacy.
So I'm really stoked on that. So yeah, I just
want to let people know. It's still the Prince of
wrist paint in the building.

Speaker 1 (05:13):
And I just do have to check that your medical
provider was not Australian Australian and they weren't just saying oh no,
oh Omar.

Speaker 2 (05:20):
It could be you could have done a lot of pain.

Speaker 1 (05:23):
Oh Mar, your wrist is really fucked up.

Speaker 2 (05:28):
So what should I do?

Speaker 1 (05:29):
Omar? Okay, I guess I'll check out this olnar Omar thing.
All right, y'all got yeah, we do. I think my
doctor said that, oh ma. Anyways, it was so dumb, Miles. Yeah,
and I'm not going to say speaking of which I'm
not going to say speaking of which after I said

(05:49):
so dumb, and I guess today because that would be
incorrect than you he is a brilliant comedian, writer actor.
It's new special is called Daddy Long Legs. You can
go watch it. It's because that phrases. It's similar to
another one of his phrases, plumpers, which he uses to

(06:13):
describe his thighs.

Speaker 2 (06:14):
He's selling it right now, dude, heeing it.

Speaker 1 (06:17):
He's one of our favorite guests. He's one of your
favorite guests. Please welcome. He's riding a recumbent bike in
short shorts.

Speaker 3 (06:24):
It's Blake Wexlan. Gentlemen, it this is Blake Wexler. Okay,
Wexler in the morning, what's in the evening? Wexeler. It's
like ice time when you hear it's Wexler. You can
keep plumpers on your mind. That is from Snarfula on
the discord wish Lord, nothing but Net.

Speaker 1 (06:43):
Nothing but string, musing center. The net barely moved on
that one. Yeah, it was like you know when it
goes in and you you actually have to like take
look at the replay to make sure it actually went.

Speaker 2 (06:55):
Because yeah, we're just not next to it like I
used to do and then claim I made it and
I was it.

Speaker 1 (07:00):
That was good.

Speaker 2 (07:01):
That was good. Fuck you, coach. I'm right under the basket.
I caught it that did not going, motherfucker, no, it's
just it's one of the ones that didn't move. You
never liked me, fucking dick. What'd you say? Nothing?

Speaker 1 (07:14):
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (07:17):
I was talking about myself. That's my favorite teenager, just
sucking getting just real agro And someone said, what's that?

Speaker 5 (07:25):
Sorry?

Speaker 2 (07:29):
That was so much when I was a teenager. My
friends are my friend talking ship to his mom.

Speaker 6 (07:32):
Watch that nothing, You're like, bro, what happened?

Speaker 1 (07:38):
Miles? One of my favorite people to watch dissolve into
tears at the drop of the hat. Me. Yeah, when
you forget your wallet, for instance, when we're.

Speaker 3 (07:47):
Oh yeah every time, or your fucking time yeah, or
you Srion, you're like, this is gonna be so bad.

Speaker 2 (07:59):
I do my seat belt and jump out of the
car into a parole. Oh god, put it in neutral.
Doesn't even get to the speed book.

Speaker 1 (08:09):
Good.

Speaker 2 (08:11):
This is the Disneyland. Blake, I said, Blake, Yeah, it's
great to have you, it's great to be here. It's great.
That's what it's called.

Speaker 1 (08:22):
Radio radiator, as they say in Philadelphia, in Philadelphia radiat
d Rodent. Before we start, I don't know if this
is the cold open or not. But before we start,
we're talking about just making up where Philadelphia didn't say weird. Yeah,
radiator is one, but it seems completely arbitrary, like some

(08:45):
of the my dad says radiator, he he says sassage.
I mean he doesn't anymore. But that's like naturally where
he does. But like that has nothing to do with
any of the rest of Philadelphia accents. That just like
feels like it's, yeah, a random mispronunciation.

Speaker 3 (09:00):
Yeah, my mom's like that with instead of wash, she'll
say wash.

Speaker 2 (09:06):
That's a Philly thing. Worsh Oh you've heard that before.
Maybe that's what it is. Yeah, I don't know. I
don't know a lot of people say worsh Like my
friends dad who's not from Philly, like you got a
war ship, And I'm like, the fuck the fuck there?

Speaker 1 (09:18):
You talking about? Roger sounds like almost Midwestern. Yeah, it
feels midwestern to me. Yeah, feel like I know somebody
who grew up in Michigan who says milk instead of
milky milk. Yeah, that's a disaster. It's a disaster for
your whole state.

Speaker 3 (09:35):
You go, and then I've heard that doing a split
you know with your legs versus the splits and like
I did the splits. Have you heard this like that
there's a distinction. Do you do either of you say,
one of the regionalism or like I could gymnastics.

Speaker 2 (09:51):
Oh really?

Speaker 1 (09:52):
Okay, Yeah, that's actually the verse. That's what they call
in the community verse, because I do the splits and
do a split mm hmm. But it might just be
because I lived in What about is my I do?
What on? Let me just see? Is that my order
in there?

Speaker 2 (10:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (10:10):
I say, you do, say that I do. That's where
I need to try it out. Is that my order ship, Blake,
We're thrilled to have you. I keep demanding that you
listen to me, and I tell you that we're thrilled
to have me.

Speaker 2 (10:24):
I'm paying attention.

Speaker 1 (10:26):
Yeah, we're gonna get to know you a little bit
better in a moment. First, we're going to tell the
listeners a couple of things we're talking about. We're kicking
off with the big news on the internet and that
is something that went down a cold Play concert.

Speaker 2 (10:39):
Ship.

Speaker 1 (10:39):
I am curious, like what the context of this is
like that because they they did kind of a kiss
cam thing, So is that part of a cold Play thing.

Speaker 2 (10:49):
I'll tell you about it. There's a there's a little bit,
but yeah, I dove deep on this one.

Speaker 1 (10:53):
I haven't been Like Miles travels with Coldplay and like yeah,
like like he's a fish fan, like follows them to
every show. It's weird because they do the same set
list every every show. But he's like, this one was
really tight.

Speaker 3 (11:07):
This was great, dude, that's a good thing, Jack that
they do the same one. Like, I don't understand why
you said that with your snide smile.

Speaker 1 (11:12):
It's I guess, like so so Fish fans are like
you go every night and you see a different show
every night, Like they won't repeat a song across a hole.

Speaker 2 (11:19):
I don't like it consistency like.

Speaker 1 (11:22):
Different yeah, yeah, time every single word and how they're
going to sing it so I can sing it even
louder than Yeah.

Speaker 3 (11:31):
I want the Mona Lisa to be in the louver
when I go to the loof? Does that make sense?
So that's why I need the Scientists to play at
exactly the two hour mark every single time I go
see cold Play.

Speaker 1 (11:41):
And also I don't want any of the other ship
in the loop. It's annoying it's just the Mona Lisa.

Speaker 3 (11:50):
It out of clear that ship out rend or ren
were get the Ren words out of there, I'm on,
we'd get vong goog item.

Speaker 5 (12:01):
Then you get oh he's doing this Philly X and
again bye bye, get mytiss out of there, Mooney and Mooney.

Speaker 1 (12:14):
Wait what we'll talk about that. We'll talk about Trump
and Nepstein stuff. We'll talk about the Annabelle Dolls origins,
because I got I got to look at a video
of the museum from whence the Annabelle Doll comes, Like
the the people who the conjuring is about have a

(12:35):
little museum where that housed the annabel dog And I
gotta say, guys.

Speaker 2 (12:41):
It's ship huh.

Speaker 1 (12:43):
Scary stuff Like there was a plastic ghost decoration from
like a target Halloween thing in there, like straight up,
it's yeah, it looks like some of the from like
a fourth classroom in October. Now maybe that's what. Maybe
it was just like a very haunted fourth grade teacher

(13:06):
with a lot of spirit, but spirit Halloween. We'll talk
about that. We'll talk about who knows. Maybe I don't
know who the fuck knows anymore, you know, I mean,
we do a question, But who knows?

Speaker 2 (13:19):
Who the fuck knows where this is going?

Speaker 1 (13:21):
That's what If I was a pilot, that's how I opened.
I guess, well, I don't know folks, who gives a
twenty thousand? Who the fuck knows anymore?

Speaker 2 (13:32):
What are we going?

Speaker 1 (13:33):
Man?

Speaker 2 (13:33):
That number that numbers going down pretty quick. I thought
we're supposed to be at thirty thousand for an hour,
a two thousand an hour at one thousand.

Speaker 3 (13:39):
All right, let me pull this up, so we're going
to I don't know who the fuck this guy is
texting me?

Speaker 2 (13:44):
What's your what's your name? And second captain, HiPE down,
HiPE dout? Nobody gives a ship stinks like shits my plane,
just nagging the copilot. Yeah, this is your captain speaking.
Just want to let you know the co pilot actually's
got terrible b O today. So if I got the
cockpit door open, it's to air this stinky fucking room out,
all right, thank you? What the fuck?

Speaker 1 (14:05):
Blake? What's something from your search history? That's what the
people came to her? Hear her her from her shot
here people came to Gaelic Athletic Association.

Speaker 3 (14:17):
Okay, where my wife and I are going to Ireland
early next week, and and.

Speaker 1 (14:29):
It's by corporate corporate, Yeah, corporate Brian, corporate Bri, me
and the other O'Brien's in America. All three million of
us got on a zoom.

Speaker 2 (14:43):
Call all right, yeah, quick run, what's on our? Yeah,
what's on our.

Speaker 1 (14:48):
Kind of like, yeah, we'll have him.

Speaker 2 (14:52):
So he might as well be in O'Brien in every
sense of the words. But he's a Wexler. So what
did is?

Speaker 3 (15:00):
And of course, like everything, I ended up getting bored
and I couldn't couldn't get a firm grass. But essentially
my understanding of it is that essential understanding.

Speaker 1 (15:11):
This is gonna be This is gonna be like an
impressionistic take of what you found, what you're like, It's.

Speaker 2 (15:18):
Going to be like a war war, and so you know,
Iron's whole thing.

Speaker 3 (15:26):
After I got independence, be very Irish, don't have any
English anything here. So they started a sports league that
like kind of it's amateur sports, and it kind of
melts like culture, Irish culture and Irish sports into this league.
So it's only like traditional Gaelic sports, which soccer is

(15:46):
a part of, and handball I believe is another one,
and then something else I did something like maybe.

Speaker 1 (15:53):
Career not curling, not curling. What's the one where it's
soccer mixed. It's like rugby mixed with bas where they're carrying.

Speaker 3 (16:01):
Around gel That's what you said, but I said, Gaelic football.
You pick up the ball too, though.

Speaker 1 (16:10):
Yeah, yeah, it's similar to rugby Gaelic football. I couldn't
tell the difference, but I don't, you know, I don't.

Speaker 3 (16:16):
I'm glad you told me that because I went to
a match and expected traditional soccer and they picked up
Is anyone watching.

Speaker 2 (16:23):
They're gonna fucking deck you out?

Speaker 7 (16:25):
Dude?

Speaker 1 (16:25):
Talk about his hands? That's a handball? What the god?

Speaker 3 (16:28):
I brought this whistle, which I bring to every sporting event.
I bring a whistle. But uh yeah, and it's interesting
too because it kind of it's also became very political
where it's because it's you know, traditional Irish, it tends
to be more Catholic, which then was targeted by Protestants
and like the what is it the loyalists I guess

(16:50):
during the troubles where Gaelic matches were targeted. So yeah,
it was, uh, it was interesting. So there's like a political.

Speaker 1 (16:59):
Aspect to it. There's a cultural that's hurling is one
of the craziest sports I've ever seen, by the way,
It's that when I studied abroad in Ireland, that was
the wilder shit to see on TV because they're just
running around, like running into each other and then swinging
a baseball bat like at the same time. It's so

(17:21):
that's just like dangerous and fun and violent.

Speaker 2 (17:25):
Oh yeah, yeah, man.

Speaker 1 (17:26):
See if you can get front row seats to a
stone lifting where I'm willing too, you need to start
listening to the Blind Boy Podcast. If you haven't, have
you heard us talk about that on that So there's
a show called the Blind Boy Podcast. It's a guy
who is in this really good Irish rap group, the
Rubber Bandits in their early I think it was like

(17:47):
the early aughts, but they wear plastic shopping bags over
their faces they like hide their identity. And then one
of them like went on to do a podcast and
it like mixes all sorts of different shit. But one
of the things that talks about is like Irish history
and go listen to the stone lifting episode where he
interviews this guy who is reviving the ancient art of

(18:11):
Irish stone lifting, where like each town would have a
giant stone and then the strongest guy from like other
towns would come through and like try and lift that stone,
and like everybody would gather around and be like oh shit.
But and like he's interviewing one of the experts and
he's like talking about how it's about like studying the

(18:32):
balance and like where the weight is and you know
his philosophy. But also just like this ancient art and
like the stones are still around because nobody was able
to lift them that far.

Speaker 2 (18:43):
It's so funny.

Speaker 3 (18:44):
It's like cheap construction labor or it's like, all right,
we're not going to get like a tractor, so can
we get shamous to try to lift this stone out
of the Yeah, that's sick. I love that. That's it's
a good. So this is it's not an ironic listen
like it's a good.

Speaker 1 (18:59):
He's like he's funny and smart. But yeah, it was
just naturally really and it's a really nice gentle listen.
Awesome because yeah, because his his his the tone of
his voice is the tone of his voice, and he's.

Speaker 2 (19:13):
Just dude, he's such a His thinking is fucking It's
like one of those things like I love his mind.

Speaker 1 (19:20):
And I just like to grab him by both sides
of his head and of his garbage bag. Fake and
love your mind, man, love your garbage bag and love
your mind.

Speaker 2 (19:29):
I love your bag mind.

Speaker 1 (19:36):
Approximation of an Irish folks will be in Ireland early
next week, wasn't it.

Speaker 3 (19:42):
I just wear I just wear like a bag on
my head because I misinterpret all of this that no
people in Ireland they were everyone wears bad.

Speaker 1 (19:49):
I didn't listen to the podcast, but I did get
the bag, did get the memo on the bag head?
You grew up he grew up Catholic?

Speaker 2 (19:57):
Or I grew up Catholic?

Speaker 3 (19:59):
Actually, I know, I don't know if you were asking
me to answer that for real, but actually you asked
the hard questions like that, that's all your guess what religious?

Speaker 1 (20:06):
Yeah, oh boy, don't ask much of the Holy Trinity, Blaker,
Oh my god, I love how they transformed the thing
into the other thing. Yeah, but talk a little bit
about transubstantiation and why that makes sense.

Speaker 3 (20:18):
Of course I was at that length, but yeah, I
did my did you go Catholic being raised up?

Speaker 1 (20:26):
Did I go Catholic being raised up?

Speaker 3 (20:28):
I think the stilly accent thing has caused me to
become severe severe.

Speaker 1 (20:33):
Yeah, I did go Catholic being raised up. Okay, cool,
Yeah I was Catholic being raised up. I was ambiently
Catholic raised up in Yeah because of high school right,
high school?

Speaker 2 (20:45):
Yeah yeah, yeah before Lutheran nine to twelve Catholic.

Speaker 3 (20:52):
Baby, Yeah, those theses didn't do it for me either.
I don't care how many fucking theses you right now?
To whatever I got.

Speaker 1 (20:58):
To ninety eight, I was like, last two better be
good and one Blake, what's something he thinks underrated? Underrated? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (21:11):
I can't answer that.

Speaker 3 (21:12):
Lint brushes simply cool and can take you from looking
like take you completely disheveled and bad, just bad, like
looking real bad too. Oh maybe that's just their style,
Like it could look stylish. But if you have like
hair and just whatever, attack ticks whatever.

Speaker 1 (21:35):
Now, I don't think that. I don't think that's how
physicians recommend you use lit brushes. In fact, I don't
think physicians Fuci jacko fauci are the medical uses for
this lit brush.

Speaker 3 (21:54):
Kick removal, skin tags, skin tags, and other animals that
dig underneath the ground. I did see on Shark Tank.
This could have been the other night or seventy five
years ago. But it was a glove that was for
taking ticks off dogs, where you like pet the dog
with the glove, and and I have a small steak

(22:16):
in that. So if anyone you know cod yeah, but no,
I would say that. So with the lint brushes, it's
like I think, whenever you have and I have a dog,
I like wearing black and my dog has white fur,
and it shows up. But it is a big difference,
just a quick like and they're not expensive, just a quick,
little and it can bring you up like two letter

(22:38):
grades of having your shit together, you know, if you
just use a lint brush.

Speaker 2 (22:42):
So you're talking about this like someone to talk about
like paper towels or something, it's like they're really good.
It's like you don't need a towel. Then you just
go one of these and I'm like, yeah, I know
it's smart. I don't understand what.

Speaker 1 (22:57):
You got.

Speaker 2 (22:58):
Hair.

Speaker 1 (22:59):
And then well you don't understand is that it's sticky
on one side, so like it's like taste stuff sticks
to it.

Speaker 3 (23:05):
It's roll tape, It rolls, and then you can take
this when it stops being sticky miles you take it
off and then there's more sticky underneath it. Yeah, okay,
do you understand what I'm saying right now? Because this
is not that complicated. This is a great invention that
was made in twenty seventeen.

Speaker 2 (23:22):
Oh no, yeah, he gets your news.

Speaker 1 (23:25):
So there's a limp brush for taking kicks off dogs. Interesting,
that's it. That seems like it's posi glove, he said.
Let me let me say that without a joke. It's
a glove like that has fibers. Allegedly that no one
invested in this right on shark tech obviously, but.

Speaker 2 (23:43):
I don't know. I wouldn't trust my dog's health to
a glove.

Speaker 1 (23:49):
Yeah, tick feels glove a little Yeah, shark tanky as
seen on TV like, which is not the vibe you
want to necessarily be given off. So it's dizzy. I'm
just really it's called that. I'm not I won't even
give it promo.

Speaker 2 (24:03):
But it's the science is that the fabric would mimic quote,
the precise qualities that ticks naturally adhere to, much like
velcro mm hmm.

Speaker 1 (24:13):
So just jumps it gets them to jump.

Speaker 2 (24:15):
No, I mean I think it's just like it just
pulls them right off.

Speaker 3 (24:17):
Mm they love it tis. I do it because I
love tics. I lose my pet ticks on daw and
get my tics back. Yeah, yeah, that's why I do it.
That's why I love it so much.

Speaker 2 (24:30):
What is something you think is overrated? Overrated?

Speaker 1 (24:32):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (24:33):
Like convertibles as cars where I don't understand why that
exists because you get sun burnt your hat if you're
wearing a hat, which I will, because you know, I
don't have that nice, gorgeous just bush.

Speaker 2 (24:49):
On the top of my head like jets all your
hair and yeah, hey, look at the dude's head. I
didn't get the.

Speaker 1 (24:57):
Hair transplant where I just took the bush just straight
straight right to the top of my head.

Speaker 2 (25:03):
A pubic two pay up the market, not even buying
two pays. I just buy Murkins for cinematic use. Let's right,
tape it right.

Speaker 1 (25:11):
On convertibles as cars you specified are overrated as what's
other option here?

Speaker 2 (25:20):
I'm so sorry that maybe left so hard. If I can.

Speaker 1 (25:23):
Continue with this segment, I do kind of have puby
hair too, so it is a little puby holloween to curly.

Speaker 3 (25:31):
Top because it would be noticeable, you know, like it's
not like is it the weather? Why his hair, especially
if especially when it's covering up, like the hair is
like thick.

Speaker 2 (25:43):
It's weird if you had a transplant to like you'd
have your regular hair that didn't wasn't transplanting, and then
just random ass pube part just a cub on.

Speaker 1 (25:53):
The top of your head.

Speaker 2 (25:54):
They're like, oh, are you're doing that gen z sort
of like broccoli hair.

Speaker 3 (25:58):
H Yeah, yeah exactly, dude, Yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (26:03):
It just keeps coming out in.

Speaker 1 (26:04):
Your hats, trailing pubes behind, like.

Speaker 2 (26:12):
Hey, can I borrow your bike helmet? You're like, yeah, sure,
and then they looking like, Yo, what are they fucking
this thing? What there?

Speaker 3 (26:20):
This hotel that Jack was that we've had six six
attendeds quitting for whatever the room service. I can't even fucking.

Speaker 2 (26:32):
Taken out by the idea of your pupe anyway, it's
just a fun pubic convertibles, huh.

Speaker 3 (26:38):
Convertibles so in cars, convertibles and convertibles and cars getting
coffee with pubs on their head, because you.

Speaker 1 (26:45):
Can cars getting coffee.

Speaker 2 (26:51):
He was trying to picture it, Yeah, picture pitches us
podcast goes, Dude, think about this stuff. You should know,
But with pubes on your head, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (27:00):
Why you guys won't just trust me and give me
this podcast that I keep pitching.

Speaker 2 (27:05):
Exactly so you're gonna love it. Scam goddess with pubes
on your head.

Speaker 3 (27:10):
Yeah fine, I have someone attached to. I have Fred
Willard attached.

Speaker 1 (27:16):
Like what ship we got terrible news for you?

Speaker 2 (27:21):
Wait, that's funny too, because mort Burke yesterday was loving
a convertible. I like to see when white people fight
over convertibles. Yes, my favorite kind of content.

Speaker 3 (27:29):
Maybe that could be a special episode because I I
love more, but I have to respectfully disagree where it's
like I don't want to put on suntan lotion before
I have to get in a car, you know.

Speaker 2 (27:41):
And it's also the weather's never that good to enhance
your sun it Still.

Speaker 1 (27:51):
I have oil because this is what I grew up
calling sunscreen is suntan lotion.

Speaker 2 (27:57):
I think that's what we all need. I feel like
than being like, what do you mean? Like you're trying
to darken?

Speaker 1 (28:02):
They like had to trick us into putting on sunscreen.
They're like, this is called suntan lotion. It will give
you a sun tan.

Speaker 2 (28:11):
Let's just a lotion to stop the sun tan. Then
what is sun block doesn't exist.

Speaker 1 (28:18):
I feel like convertibles as cars make sense only in California,
Like it's like one of those things. Yeah yeah, yeah,
well like Florida. You're gonna get rains. Yeah, it rains
so much. You're gonna get just pelted with bugs that
are like prehistoric.

Speaker 2 (28:36):
Nasty so big dactyls. Yeah, just.

Speaker 1 (28:43):
But yeah, I don't know. It's California. People still rocking
with the convertibles out here.

Speaker 2 (28:50):
Oh yeah, I mean Her Majesty used to have a
convertible before the fire burned in the fire and when
we'd ride around, I would not ride in with it
unless I wore a wig. There's no you have to
have your hair blowing or else you look like a
fucking idiot.

Speaker 1 (29:07):
So I'll just hat removal device, thanks.

Speaker 3 (29:12):
Yeah, not if you tie it to the mirrors in
the car where I have one long string from my
hat on the side mirror and then another stringth shorder, like.

Speaker 7 (29:23):
The exactly nice tri assholes you have, like one of
the like the head gear that like kids who have
like really bad orthodental like you have that but for
your hat, just the whole cage around your head.

Speaker 2 (29:37):
Yeah right, not getting my hat this time, dickhead.

Speaker 3 (29:43):
Because my teeth are loose because I grind them at night.
So I just have Have you ever been in a
pervertible and one of your teeth just blows all the.

Speaker 2 (29:50):
Time, all the time. I hate it.

Speaker 1 (29:55):
Pubes down the tent, Pubes flying off my head.

Speaker 2 (30:00):
I'm in another convertible behind you on the windshield wipers
going someone hit. A crow crows like a bunch of
dense spider webs in.

Speaker 1 (30:11):
My life, more like a porcupine the way my thing,
My things are thick, you know. Anyways, Yeah, let's take
a quick break, try and recover.

Speaker 2 (30:24):
Let's take a long break.

Speaker 1 (30:25):
Let's take a long break, try and think about whether
we want to keep doing this podcast just in general.
And uh, we'll be back maybe. And we're back.

Speaker 2 (30:44):
We're back.

Speaker 1 (30:46):
Wait. You know, if this was a tough news story
after act, after this first ad break, I might not
have made it back. But I do. I am thrilled
to celebrate the hard launch of this new this new couple. Yeah,
tech ceo and the head of his HR department, the

(31:08):
two people that I most root for in this world,
tech CEOs and people who head up HR departments.

Speaker 2 (31:15):
Exactly. It was I mean truly, like your good point.
It was a hard launch, one of the hardest launches.

Speaker 1 (31:21):
Yah coaster where they just like it like takes off
all of a sudden. Yeah, the incredible one. Yeah yeah, yeah,
great that launch is great.

Speaker 2 (31:30):
Great, that's what these people's relationship happened. It was a Yeah,
it was the challenger launch of couples announcements, I think
because a fucking disaster. These people are the Cold Blake,
So this is the deal. Apparently this Cold Blake concert,
Chris Martin does this thing where the camera goes around
and he'll kind of riff, like do a little improv

(31:51):
on the couples that are there. So it's not just
favorite Chris Martin's fucking sick at improv.

Speaker 1 (32:00):
I was gonna ask, is it a Coldplay concert or
is it just Chris Mark because either way, like he's
selling out, you know.

Speaker 2 (32:06):
Well yeah, so at it. So he goes he'll give
a little riff, so each couple gets like attention, it's
not just like a kiss and they move on. It's
like this is part of the fucking show. So in
this moment he gets to this one couple that are
doing the little you know, I'm you know, I'm finna
grab you by the waste, you know, holding shorty from behind,
you know what I mean, enjoying the cold Blade Cold

(32:27):
Blade show. And when the camera hits them, it's like
like the fucking roaches scattering.

Speaker 1 (32:33):
Yeah, there goes from just pure abandoned big smile.

Speaker 2 (32:39):
Yeah. Two, it's so you'll be able to hear it.
But again, uh, I'm sure you'll probably you've probably seen
this cup on the internet by now, but hey, if not,
you should check it out. So there's one guy, here's two.

Speaker 1 (32:55):
Face.

Speaker 2 (32:56):
He dives to the gone. He did ducking cover.

Speaker 1 (33:01):
He just went to the ground. Yeah, she did that.

Speaker 2 (33:05):
I'm not here, Yeah, I mean which I like. I
like this sort of toddler object permanence thing of like if.

Speaker 1 (33:13):
She was there for a little bit, actually was where
she saw the guy duck but she just fucking straight
up fucking finished.

Speaker 2 (33:22):
So then you hear this. So Chris Martin's like, oh,
and then he really calls it.

Speaker 8 (33:27):
Shot.

Speaker 2 (33:29):
Okay, you see homegirl right here. She has to be
she has to know what's up.

Speaker 1 (33:34):
She knows it. She's one of her deputies.

Speaker 2 (33:37):
How red her faces can you imagine?

Speaker 1 (33:41):
I mean, boy, she turns to her friend and is like,
oh my god, like they just showed us, what are
we gonna do? Her friend is like cheesing, but also
like the color of yeah a bab boons ass. She
read a.

Speaker 2 (33:58):
Gorgeous bad wounds, badmoons, gorgeous as the color of the.

Speaker 1 (34:03):
Bad wounds gorgeous, bright red ass.

Speaker 2 (34:11):
So yeah, this I don't know. She could be a
bystander who then who just is cringing because it's so
painfully obvious, like all of us. She is all of us.
But yeah, they cheer, she's she gets out of frame. Uh,
probably pukes from embarrassment because it's so bad. There is
one screen cap, this one moment where you can tell

(34:31):
they both fucking realize. He's like huh. And her face
she looks like she is watching the Challenger launch like
they both do.

Speaker 1 (34:43):
Like that's they're like, oh fuck, and she literally yeahoor guy.

Speaker 2 (34:52):
He's married. I love that. Like every article you read
about this, they're like, when we reached out for comment,
we haven't heard back.

Speaker 1 (35:00):
Fucked up, Like it really is in the countiest like
line that journalists give where like when reached for comment
to the company and his wife did not respond, It's like, yeah,
I don't think they were gonna get back on this
one deadline.

Speaker 2 (35:19):
Apparently this guy he runs a company called Astronomer, which
is some like AI infused fucking billion dollar valued company
or some ship happened to someone like that.

Speaker 1 (35:29):
I know Unicorn, it's a unicorn baby, that is, it
got a billion dollar valuation and everyone calls it a unicorn. Wait, Astronomer,
it's a private data infrastructure started big jerk off Motion Energy.
Everyone keeps calling him an astronomer.

Speaker 2 (35:49):
They do know just that his company people have come
on y'all read the Galileo was an astronomer and infamously
cheated on his wife, Astronomy dot Io CEO Andy Bayrin.
She was just hired in November too. I wonder what
happened to the last chief people officer. Interesting they didn't

(36:11):
like Coldplay. Probably is that his thing. He's like, hey,
you want to go to a Coldplay concert?

Speaker 1 (36:16):
Like?

Speaker 3 (36:16):
Yeah, they come back every year and they do the
same fucking thing over and over.

Speaker 1 (36:23):
I know, babe, I know all the words and I'll
sing them so you can't even hear him.

Speaker 2 (36:28):
Stream down my wife's face.

Speaker 1 (36:31):
Wait, yeah, I don't like Miles. He found some great
examples of like other people.

Speaker 2 (36:40):
It's a This is a genre of video on YouTube.
It's usually called cot with side piece. I believe, I'm seriously,
if it's caught with side piece, you'll find it. It
happens all the time in games like not even here.
It happens in South America, happens in Europe. There are
people who are doing, you know, immoral things, not respecting

(37:01):
their relationships. This is one from like seven or eight
years ago. I just love it because it's like a
red Sox span and you can hear you can see
his mouth. He's like, ah shit, but there's no denying it.
This is oh shit. So he hits the camera, he
sees himself and he it's always the same thing. You

(37:22):
pull your arm back and act like I don't know
this person. I was just hugging on.

Speaker 1 (37:26):
Yeah him, Oh shit again he had just stayed there,
stayed like without moving his arm yep, it would have
been of no. But by pulling his arm back while
saying oh shit, shit.

Speaker 2 (37:41):
Oh shit, it's a problem.

Speaker 1 (37:42):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (37:44):
It's the streisand effective cheating, y'all. Like you can't don't
get caught out here. Streisand affecting yourself when you can
just play it cool and be like, I don't know,
I'm just this other boring ass white couple at this
cold place, so nothing to see here.

Speaker 3 (37:56):
Move on, I'm a pervert. I put my arm around everybody.
That doesn't mean I'm having a problem. Yeah, come on,
come here, my good man. Yes see, I would put
my arm around. It's just everybody. He just gets decked out.
Fuck off me, brot.

Speaker 1 (38:15):
They fucked up. Their response is also such a great
microcosm of like a corporate like a corporate team, like
a CEO and an HR department being like, how do
we handle this problem?

Speaker 9 (38:28):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (38:28):
I know, in the worst.

Speaker 3 (38:30):
Way possible, in the least human way, in the most
artificially intelligent way possible.

Speaker 1 (38:36):
Just turn into the physical embodiment of an NDA, go
full blank blank face mode, and then just make everyone
feel so weird that you go viral. He looks kind
of like Gavin Newsom a little bit. I think that's
also helping, you know, they all do. Yeah, it's important,

(38:57):
don't they all?

Speaker 2 (38:58):
They all look like someone they love and jeans at
the office because I'm a cool CEO, you.

Speaker 1 (39:03):
Know what I mean. It's like if Gavin Newsom and
one of the guys from Pot Save America and Bill
Simmons had a kid, you know, yeah very Simonsian Simonsians
and Newsman. Yeah, God, the screencat that you have really
due found the best moment. It's the best.

Speaker 2 (39:23):
Fucking the way they are his their faces say it
all like they're like, we are fully cooked. We were
caught in fucking eight k out here.

Speaker 3 (39:33):
Fuck, it's so good. His face it is like a
kid going nothing. You know, I have like just a
face covered in an impossible amount of shop.

Speaker 2 (39:43):
Her face is like she caught her like kid jerking
off or something. And his face is like, my mom
got me jerking off. She's like, no, not my boy.
It's all terrible. And I love to see rich white
people be uncomfortable. So this is great for me.

Speaker 1 (40:00):
Alas play concert. This is our place. This is our
safe space. You can't fuck with sacred place like that
for whites, Okay, this is sacred.

Speaker 2 (40:12):
Give leave them alone. They need something. But yeah, oh
my god, I can't even imagine when that whenever this,
do you think they're gonna have a statement, like they're gonna.

Speaker 1 (40:22):
Put out a press release something you have a child
do you think you're gonna have a child. And like
the HL released the video, they't name it Apple They
I feel like they are going to have to have
a statement because it's a billion dollar company, right, Like
it's if it was just a person like no, no
big deal, but a publicly traded like billion dollar valuation company.

Speaker 2 (40:47):
That deals with privacy right. Also, well, this is very funny.

Speaker 3 (40:51):
Yeah, my wife and I went my wife who I'm
married to. Okay, I was gonna say, to a cold
Play concert a couple of years ago in Philly and
he started singing the Eagles fight song and.

Speaker 2 (41:06):
He was like, fly, Eagles Fly. It was honestly sick.

Speaker 3 (41:11):
It was so good. I was into it. Yeah, so hot.
He was so hot. I tore off my shirt and
then got cold and needed to buy a new shirt.

Speaker 2 (41:21):
But uh, yeah, they put on a hell of a show.

Speaker 1 (41:24):
I always whenever I'm cold, I make my wife give
me her jacket.

Speaker 2 (41:27):
I know that's sweet. That's a sweet think you too, doo?

Speaker 1 (41:31):
All right, Uh, well, we do just have to keep
checking out with Donald Trump because we're worried about him. Yeah,
he does seem to be doing well with this whole
Epstein thing, and so I don't know. His friends seem
like they're mad at him.

Speaker 2 (41:46):
Oh yeah, I mean Epstein lives right now, he is,
He's not just living rent free. In Trump's mind, he
is a squatter that is real, has sold the furniture,
brought their own shit in and changed the locks. And
when you try to again and it's like, no, it's
my place now, bro, because.

Speaker 1 (42:02):
He's dead and it was never even a factor, really
even a factor of life. So like, fuck you, right,
he was a patriot, Yeah exactly, Yeah, so what's wrong
with an in your house?

Speaker 2 (42:18):
So he's been desperate for some kind of distraction from
the Epsteine foul fallout, and like right now Alex Jones
is even like, I don't know, man, just like your
dang cults getting like to the point where he's like
starting to really worry Alex Jones. This is him freaking
out about like what does he think? He is a
fucking Catholic basically what he says, So.

Speaker 9 (42:38):
Talk about this, I'm going to excommunicate you.

Speaker 1 (42:40):
Well, you're not the pope brou oh uh oh, I.

Speaker 9 (42:44):
Mean you're not speaking from the throne ex Cathra.

Speaker 1 (42:47):
God damn it. If I had a dollar for every
time my kids said that to you. And plus I'm
not Catholic, so I think of the Catholics. Just give
me a break, Catholics, take a shot at give me
a pretty Catholics, a fucking frying body of Christ.

Speaker 9 (43:06):
Okay, disagrees anything I say is banished.

Speaker 2 (43:11):
Wait, that's a real person's voice he's reading. There's like
in this image it's a it's an ai image of
Trump addressed as a king holding a piece of papers.
As anyone who disagrees with anything I said is banished
from my cult.

Speaker 9 (43:26):
He's anything I say is banished. And I'm not saying
trump Land is a cult. Wait, I'm sorry the Democrats
or the cult of hating reason and logic and common sense.

Speaker 1 (43:40):
Then a picture of Trump as the body. Ye.

Speaker 9 (43:44):
When Trump starts behaving like that, it starts getting into
cult territory. Oh, I bet since I talked at the
first hour and said I'm not in this cult, that's
what it's turning into. I bet there's already news articles
about it.

Speaker 1 (44:06):
Yeah, it is so wild, how defensive they all are,
these people who are like, I speak the truth. I
don't give a who knows and uh not to say
that he's cult because it's actually my best friend.

Speaker 2 (44:17):
Yeah, well they're trying to figure out what's best for
their brands too, because they've been fanning these flames also,
and they're gonna be like, well, fuck, I got Also,
I gotta maybe just stick with my viewers because those
are the ones who buy my fucking fake vitamins. So again,
Trump is flailing. Okay, he fucking tried. He did the thing.

Speaker 6 (44:34):
He's like, what about that that the IQ's of AOC,
what about this thing that's happening. I think Rosie O'Donnell
should go away, Like this guy obviously has the mental
aptitude of a wooden snake. So now he's really fucking flailing.
He even said he falsely claimed that he could this
is this is. On Wednesday, he falsely claimed that he
convinced Coke to switch to caine sugar from high fructose

(44:57):
corn syrup, like just out of nowhere, he said, quote,
I've been speaking to Coca Cola about using real cane
sugar and coke in the United States, and they have
agreed to do so.

Speaker 2 (45:06):
I'd like to thank all of those in authority at
Coca Cola. This will be a very good move by them.

Speaker 1 (45:11):
You'll see that really is giving the ceasefire where he's like,
we did it, we did a ceasefire.

Speaker 2 (45:17):
Great, And then everyone who's involved said, huh yeah, because
coke came out and they're like, uh, thanks for your enthusiasm.
But then it was just a love letter to high
fructose corn syrup. Like they were like, sorry, y'all, they
got us, The corn lobby got us. So don't expect that.
So what are you to do? I don't know, maybe
like make up something about how like your uncle knew

(45:38):
the fucking unabomber.

Speaker 1 (45:40):
This is the fuck.

Speaker 2 (45:41):
This is what he said at an AI fucking event
on on Wednesday when I first heard about AI.

Speaker 9 (45:47):
You know, it's not my thing.

Speaker 1 (45:49):
Although my uncle was at MIT, one of the great.

Speaker 10 (45:51):
Professors fifty one years whatever, who longest serving professor in
the history of MIT.

Speaker 1 (45:57):
Three degrees, three degrees in nuclear.

Speaker 10 (46:01):
Chemical and math. That's a smart man. Kazinski was one
of his students. Do you know, there's very little difference
between a madman and a genius. But Kazinska I said,
what kind of a student was he? Uncle, John, doctor
John Trump? He said, what kind of a student? Man?

Speaker 1 (46:18):
He said, seriously?

Speaker 10 (46:20):
Good? He said he'd correct you go around correcting everybody.
But it didn't work out too well for him. Didn't
work out too well. But it's interesting in.

Speaker 2 (46:28):
Life, so okay for the people he now, I mean,
I think it goes without saying that the only true
part of this entire story is that his uncle was
a professor at MIT. That's literally everything else, total bullshit.

Speaker 1 (46:45):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (46:46):
He didn't have three three degrees. He had fifty years.
He had two degrees in electrical engineering and one in physics,
for the record, not in chemical nuclear. I did math
and nuclear and atomic all my degrees. He said he
was the longest serving professor in the history of myt No,

(47:07):
he's one of them, but not the longest. That is
that goes to another professor with the lessim Griffith I
believe was Ted Kazinski. One of his students. No, Ted
Kazinski went to Harvard and Michigan University of Michigan, not MIT.

Speaker 1 (47:22):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (47:22):
Then he said, when he talked about it, he goes, oh,
you know, and then he said it didn't work out
too well for him. His uncle died in nineteen eighty five.
Kazinsky was arrested in ninety six. So there's no, there's no,
he doesn't know anything about Ted Kaczinski. Now, what a
wild story to tell out loud. You know who else
used to tell a fake story about them, like them

(47:44):
being themselves being friends with them bomber, you know bomber.
You know who else would lie about that? Me Jeffrey Epstein. Oh,
Jeffrey Epez Oh, the Jeffrey Epstein would tell people that
he fucking knew he studied with the UNI bomber at UCLA.
This is like a thing that's in this like uh
interview with another guy. When mother Jones got a hold

(48:05):
of some of the the like the numbers and some
of the documents, they just started calling people. One guy
answered who knew him and started started talking about Epstein.
He's like he thought he was a scientist. He wasn't.
He used to fucking tell people he studied quote, studied
math at UCLA with a unibomber who was a math teacher.
And they're like, wow, He's like, but that's not true.
And it's so this guy is regirding, he's like recycling.

(48:26):
Jeffrey Epstein's like lies in some weird way, like I
don't know, like it feels this very odd when you're
like this is why is why the fuck are you
talking about the Unibomber? Like what's the point of that?
And that makes you look cooler for some reason. He's like,
here's the thing I like to tell scientists people. My
uncle Unibomber knew teach okay is and that has to

(48:48):
do with AI.

Speaker 3 (48:49):
How Like to your point, none of that His uncle
wasn't an AI professor, Like there was no to him.
It's all the same thing. Science is AI. It's chemical
bombs or ai AI.

Speaker 1 (49:01):
Yeah, I knew a very smart prominent science one time.
And he was a science yea, yes, have you ever
heard of the Unbomber?

Speaker 2 (49:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (49:13):
Anyways, Barbenheimer never played, you know, never player Barbinheimer.

Speaker 2 (49:22):
What was Barbenheimer's professor?

Speaker 1 (49:26):
What what do you mean by.

Speaker 2 (49:28):
Me an Arpenheimer? They were together, their child, Barbenheimer, great physicist,
he had a degree in math and chemical So the
stress man, God, what what could the stress be doing
to him?

Speaker 1 (49:42):
What the that mother Jones interview with the guy who
they just like cold called more like you're on the
Epstein files, Like what what's good? And he was like
that guy was like, yeah, he was my best friend. Yeah,
very sick guy, but he was my best friend. This
is like this like ninety year old scientist, nine year
old art collector and controversial scientist who said Jeffrey Epstein

(50:05):
was his best pal for decades, really was just like
he was like a complete idiot. He had the mind
of a child. That's what he says about him. He's
like he, yeah, he I don't know, like didn't know.
The thing that was unique about him is he would
ask these questions that would make you realize he doesn't
know shit. Nevertheless, in his peculiarly inquiring mind, let's say,

(50:30):
like a child who is fresh to the world, because
he has no compunction about approaching people. But yeah, he
was like, I don't believe that he ever taught math,
which again yeah, he said, I don't even believe that
he taught math. It was as somebody who was supposed
to be like a math started as a math teacher
and then was so good at teaching math that this

(50:52):
like billionaire saw him like teaching his son and was like,
I'm gonna make you like the head of my quant
division on Wall Street, and like, no, the whole thing
is that he just started blackmailing people like from from
that point forward and just kept building up like that's
the only thing that makes sense in his career. Didn't

(51:12):
want this guy doesn't even believe that he could teach
math to children, let alone like that he was some
sort of math whiz that like was able to fucking
build up this massive billion dollar fortune.

Speaker 2 (51:27):
I just read a new a new possible distraction. Uh,
they're bringing back jewel pods. I mean, I think Trump's
tried everything. Coke's going back to King Sugar. What else
jewel pods? Do you want to like new coke? Or
was that the bad one? I only drink diet six loco.
We're launching that original recipe. We had two locos to it.

(51:50):
We're just gonna call it crazy. We're gonna call it
four crazy because I don't like Spanish or anything. Four crazies,
four crazies.

Speaker 1 (52:00):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 2 (52:01):
God, well this is the best.

Speaker 1 (52:03):
This is where you find the best Trump impressions in
America for crazy as Donald Trump? How many of the
locos as too many of the locals? No, it got offensive?

Speaker 2 (52:17):
Huh that was irish? How about how many I never
heard of that country?

Speaker 1 (52:23):
Hey, all right, twinkle toes to take a quick break.
We'll be right back, and we're back.

Speaker 2 (52:40):
Let's talk.

Speaker 1 (52:40):
Let's we have an update on the annabel story. First
of all, the police are now reporting that nothing unusual
or suspicious was observed at the scene. They're in on it,
or they saw things that their brain can't even make
sense of.

Speaker 2 (52:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (52:57):
So, for people who haven't been following along, we've been
covering the Annabelle doll, which has been on tour at
a time of rising satanic doll obsession in America.

Speaker 2 (53:09):
La boo boo, yep boo boo, le boo.

Speaker 1 (53:11):
Boo, need I say more? Children are obsessed with these
dolls that are going to steal their souls. Le boo
boo to come out with that, he's gotta go, la.

Speaker 7 (53:24):
Boo let boo boos.

Speaker 2 (53:28):
We're going to put them.

Speaker 1 (53:29):
Also, I called them the fu foo's uh boo boo.

Speaker 2 (53:33):
I call them they stink like doo doo.

Speaker 1 (53:36):
Anyways, that's right. So we're covering Annabelle's tour around the nation.
The tour organizer was found dead in his hotel room
in his like early fifties, I think, pretty pretty young person,
mid fifties, and everyone's wondering, how did the doll kill.

(53:59):
The yeah is essentially where wherebody's at the police laugh
laughing at Trump saying laughing the domonic doll.

Speaker 3 (54:13):
Once we were doing the silly voices, like the voice,
it was as bad as it was going to be.

Speaker 2 (54:27):
That's what he sounds like to me.

Speaker 3 (54:29):
Always like he's always saying boo, the nonsense coming out
of his mouth.

Speaker 1 (54:38):
We're still waiting for the police to put together all
the evidence to reveal how the dog killed him. Only
to like, as they're about to have the press conference,
they like, a horrible fate suddenly befalls them. But many
outlets have been talking to other paranormal investigators who have
claimed that they've dealt with a demonic infestation as a

(55:03):
result of touching the doll. One guy said that he
begins Zach billis Biggins, you know him as Bilbo, his
grandson Zach. He vapes instead of smoking a pipe, he vapes.

Speaker 2 (55:25):
The famous Bilbo bags.

Speaker 1 (55:29):
Smokes a hookah. He said, I got very affected by
her and it kind of caused me to touch the doll. Oh,
the owner didn't like that too much. This is getting weird.
It was a demonic infestation and severely affected me and
I was literally in the hospital the next day. It

(55:49):
was a two month long attachment and one of the
worst experiences of my life. Oh wow, I also have hypertension.
That's right, It could have been that.

Speaker 2 (56:02):
I probably get five times the daily salt intake. Is healthy.

Speaker 1 (56:06):
It be that since the age of eight till. Yeah.
The only source we have for the dolls supernatural powers
that's on the record is Ed and Lorraine Warren, the
subjects of the Conjuring movies. As we've mentioned before, they
are known frauds. Edge was a real piece of shit

(56:28):
sexual predator who literally moved a fifteen year old girl
into his house and was allegedly physically abusive towards his wife.
But yeah, it was like so that this is part
of a museum collection that they like go tour around
the country and there's a video of somebody being like

(56:49):
I've taken you into the most haunted room in America,
and like you see the Annabelle little like birdhouse made
of crosses there, and then like on the wall you
also see like like it looks like it could be
Ghostbusters decorations. Like there's there's just like a ghost face
that like looks like it's made out of plastic.

Speaker 2 (57:10):
I love that whatever this documentary like this is from
their official channel, but like it was clearly shot in
the like the eighties or early nineties when like no
one like you could fucking say anything and everyone goes yeah,
uh huh exactly, and it's on camera that's real. Uh
this is I think this is them looking at the
raggedy doll.

Speaker 1 (57:29):
Wow, isn't that wild? This here scares me?

Speaker 2 (57:33):
This one right, your what's this one?

Speaker 1 (57:35):
Raggedy?

Speaker 11 (57:36):
And yes, that's probably the worst thing we have in
this same museum.

Speaker 2 (57:43):
The worst thing we have is like you're convincing a
six year old. Yeah, this is the worst one. It's
the worst one. We got a hold it was the
worst one.

Speaker 1 (57:50):
It also has like a red light glowing on it,
so they've added it's so scary that you like can't
touch it, but they have gone through the trouble of
installed a little red light above it.

Speaker 2 (58:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (58:02):
That raggedy and was given to a nurse in nineteen
seventy by a mother of a Christmas present.

Speaker 2 (58:08):
Wait, but then there are other reports that said he
was given to her as a birthday present, which one
is up?

Speaker 1 (58:14):
All right?

Speaker 2 (58:15):
Sorry, mister the nurse is Jesus.

Speaker 3 (58:18):
I forgot to mention that it's asshole and you fail
the nurse Jesus Christ of nazarethom.

Speaker 2 (58:28):
Any other fucking questions. Why do you think the raggedy
an doll was possessed? It was Satan trying to do
battle with Christ yet again, obviously.

Speaker 1 (58:35):
It is funny.

Speaker 3 (58:36):
The adjective he used is the worst one, where he
could say the scariest, the most. Dang, this one is
the worst, worst, the worst one. The worst one is
this worst, this one fucking fucking smell this one, right,
it's the one. Hate this one, oh, dude, the worst one.

Speaker 2 (58:57):
This one is rude, This one has the worst manners. Ah.
That's sick though, And you could just turn your like
hoarding problem into a quote unquote like evil dolls museum
and people.

Speaker 1 (59:09):
Are like, oh danger, do not touch anything.

Speaker 2 (59:14):
That could also be their like old person style too,
don't touch anything.

Speaker 1 (59:17):
Yeah, it is wild that, like they think that touching
the glass could be fatal, but they don't. They have
like no, it's just like right there, there's no there's
no yeah. Yeah, it's just in a place that makes
it easily touchable. Hard not to touch it. Yeah, even
a velvet rope up.

Speaker 2 (59:37):
I mean, well they did.

Speaker 3 (59:38):
Also they blessed it with holy water. Also, Yeah, you know,
big mistake. You're just gonna make it mad.

Speaker 1 (59:46):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (59:47):
I think.

Speaker 1 (59:49):
Believing it be believing it to be possessed by an
inhuman presence. The warrants took it home from the twenty
eight year old nurses home, but we're careful to avoid
highways and sprinkle the Annabelle doll with holy water to
calm it down, which, as Miles knows, that is the
only way you can travel sometimes.

Speaker 2 (01:00:06):
Yeah, you get really worked up.

Speaker 1 (01:00:08):
No highways, keep me moist with holy water, or things
go bad.

Speaker 2 (01:00:14):
That's why our tours takes a really long time, because
we can't take airplanes or highways, and I have to
keep re upping my holy water. If you thought traveling
with John Madden was bad.

Speaker 1 (01:00:24):
Yeah, traveling with John with John Madden with no budget, Yeah,
no budget.

Speaker 2 (01:00:32):
Hey, hey, babe, calm the baby down with some holy water.
Back days this he's acting up, like what are they?
What's even going on? When they're like, oh we better well,
fuck we this thing needs to calm down. Hit it
with the holy water, like whatever.

Speaker 3 (01:00:45):
Is high weighs the issue because they don't want the
doll to kill them at a high speed, or they
don't want to be around more people. Bring the doll
around more people.

Speaker 1 (01:00:57):
Yeah, yeah, I think I think it's probably like high
speed like that, you put a doll like that on
do something traveling over sixty miles per hour, Blake, goodbye.
I don't know if you've seen Final Destination, but have
you watched them all at the same time, because that's
what you're about to experience, every single final destination.

Speaker 2 (01:01:18):
Say candy man nine times in a dark bathroom. Go ahead,
go ahead and do it.

Speaker 1 (01:01:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:01:23):
Or maybe they're just maybe humiliated by the fact that
they're driving around with a doll, so like stuff way
the highway, so we can't.

Speaker 1 (01:01:29):
Have people see this. Yeah, that's why skeptics have claimed,
and this is just like their opinion man, that the doll,
like other artifacts in the museum, was just store bought
junk with elaborate stories.

Speaker 2 (01:01:43):
Attached, nasty, nasty words.

Speaker 1 (01:01:46):
And these are nasty people who are saying that, Like
one nasty person described their trip to the museum by
saying it involved Warren showing off the quote Book of Shadows.

Speaker 2 (01:01:58):
Oh no, which.

Speaker 1 (01:01:59):
Turned out to be the Simon necromonicon. Oh, an infamous
literary hook that was sold in bookstores. Oh, you could
go buy at Barnes and Noble right now if you'd like.

Speaker 2 (01:02:12):
Oh, so it was like a fake ass necronomicon type thing.
When you're like, it's real pop, Like, this is bullshit.

Speaker 1 (01:02:18):
I mean the ship in the I mean, first of all,
just the fact that Annabelle is a raggedy end that
like everybody had, that is like a mass produced doll,
right right, right, But the ship that is on their
walls is literally like normal ass ship, normal ship that
you could buy at a target like that.

Speaker 2 (01:02:37):
It's it's wild. And this is a haunted zip haunted Yeah,
oh this is the worst one.

Speaker 1 (01:02:45):
What is that.

Speaker 2 (01:02:45):
It's a parking ticket that's so fucking haunted, dude from
six years ago that I didn't pay. Oh, this is
a boot on my car. The this is haunted. Man.

Speaker 3 (01:02:59):
This a map of all the good parking spaces in
the country, and yet I still these haunted tickets. N Coley,
just have all these tickets.

Speaker 1 (01:03:08):
Check this.

Speaker 2 (01:03:09):
The lights don't turn on in the house. Look that
you had a red notice from the power department on
your door. No, it's haunted. It's the worst haunted. It's
not because I don't pay my bill. Lights turn off, sir.

Speaker 1 (01:03:19):
Producer Victor says that he went to the Zach Bagans
Haunted Museum in Vegas and he would like, show a
car and claim it was haunted. So, Zach Wagans, you're
you're familiar with Bilbo's great grandson's work, Victor, what was
it like?

Speaker 2 (01:03:36):
It was like one of the funniest things I've ever
been to. What was the car?

Speaker 1 (01:03:41):
Fuck?

Speaker 2 (01:03:41):
It was James Dean's car.

Speaker 1 (01:03:43):
Oh, like he was speeding? Eah?

Speaker 2 (01:03:47):
But what made him speed?

Speaker 5 (01:03:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:03:49):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Okay, I think I gotta go.

Speaker 1 (01:03:52):
Now, there's a whole rest stop like right where James
Dean died. Yeah, there the cas where James Dean died.
And we also sell fried chicken here. Yeah there, it's
a pretty good. Yeah, James Dean death Fried Chicken some
of the.

Speaker 2 (01:04:05):
Best whatever that cafe is. I have been there?

Speaker 8 (01:04:07):
Yeah, I bet yeah, yeah, uh all right, all right,
well well yeah, well shit man, Well yeah go ahead,
hey now you go go ahead, go ahead, Blake, go ahead,
what do you want to hear?

Speaker 1 (01:04:19):
Go ahead, Blake, it's been wonderful having you. Where can
people find you? Follow you all that good stuff? Do?

Speaker 3 (01:04:26):
Please follow me at Blake Lexler on all social media. Dude,
I'm going to be in Philly twice in August.

Speaker 1 (01:04:35):
August.

Speaker 3 (01:04:35):
First, you can come see me do a completely improvised
headlining set at Next in Line Comedy. That ticket is
in my bio, and then on August twenty third. These
are two very different shows, so there won't be repeat
material in any of these. August twenty third head like
cold like like like those lazy bands fish.

Speaker 2 (01:04:56):
I'm more of a cold plight.

Speaker 3 (01:04:57):
Yeah, So come see the Chris Martin and Philadelphia Comedy
and I will be doing August twenty third. I'm one
of the headliners for the first ever Philly Comedy Festival,
and I will be doing My reviews are in show
where basically the premise, I think leaving a review is
the most psychotic thing a human being can do, and
I have comedians and audience members come on stage and

(01:05:18):
we read actual reviews that we've left for products in places.
Last time I did it, some Pzech Gang members came
on stage, which was really fun. Say if you're read,
and they was great. They left this podcast podcast. Yeah,
I can't hear anything. I can't hear a word. These
idiots are saying no, yeah one over each other. They
were really funny to one guy like read one of

(01:05:42):
like a fondue restaurant, which was great. But yeah, so
that is anyway. August first, August twenty third, I will
be in Philadelphia and then I'm doing a little tour
in the fall, so stay tuned for that. Hell yeah,
is there a work media that you've been enjoying. I'm
so glad you asked the work. I do have some media.

(01:06:06):
So at samily Matters, Samantha Ruddy, who's a really funny
comic and writer. I think she would be good on
this show too, but that's not my problem. So she
she wrote, moms will send texts like hey kids, dad's
full body transplant went well, thank god, prayer emoji. We've

(01:06:26):
known about it for months but didn't want to worry. Also,
I quit my job and we moved to Florida. Text
on Laura for her birthday. So that's at samily Matters.

Speaker 1 (01:06:37):
There you go, miles, where can people find you as
their workimedia? You've been joined?

Speaker 2 (01:06:41):
Oh yeah, find me everywhere at miles of Gray, I'm
talking ninety day over at four to twenty day fiance
with Sophia Alexandra. A couple posts I like. One is
from the Onion on Blue Sky. It says Trump invites
Jeffrey Epstein on stage to explain there is no concer
beer SI. Yeah, truly, that's that's pretty much gonna work.

(01:07:05):
I think that's that's it. And then at Kate dot
b Scott at social posts, I actually do not agree
with recording strangers in public and allowing the Internet to
dox them and ruin their lives. That being said, I
do find the CEO hr lady cheating drama very funny
because I am a bad person. Two things can be true.

Speaker 1 (01:07:26):
Yeah, I've been enjoying some tweets on that this food.
At Dave ed Underscore nineteen thirty one, Wow, one of
our older social media writers wrote, getting caught having an
affair with an executive at a Coldplay concert got to
be top five whitest things in history. And then just

(01:07:48):
a lot of people making the same point, you know,
linking to that story. And then somebody retweeted Edgar Allen
Poe who, Wow, another old one, We're back. Who tweeted
boomers hate remote work because it precludes them from having
affairs with their colleagues back in twenty twenty two, and
so he just retweeted that, which I think it's true.

(01:08:10):
They love it, they love an affair. I'll tell you what.
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(01:08:31):
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We also link off to a song that we think
you might enjoy. Miles, is there a song that you
think that people might enjoy?

Speaker 2 (01:08:47):
Don't do that?

Speaker 12 (01:08:48):
Voodoo love Boo boom boom boo. So close to saying
that shit earned I feel it.

Speaker 2 (01:09:01):
I know, I feel like someone has to ask it
in a press spray like to.

Speaker 13 (01:09:05):
Hear oh bo Anyway, Yeah, this track We're Gonna Go
out is called No d E j E s is
byx Ted Puerto Rican band Just Good fucking just good
summer music energy.

Speaker 2 (01:09:26):
Look, drop the top down on that convertible. Let your
pubic hair transplant. Just load the wind to this one.
Your pubic hair is blowing. This is by Tad all right.
We will link off to that in the footnote. The
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We are back tomorrow with a rundown of the best
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and we will talk to you all then. Bye. By

(01:10:08):
the Daily Zeitgeist is executive produced by Catherine Long.

Speaker 2 (01:10:11):
Co produced by Bee Wang.

Speaker 1 (01:10:14):
Co produced by Victor

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