French Drip Sandwiches

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Speaker 1 (00:06):
Oh for the fuck. Oh shit, what's going on? Oh
it's just international friendlies? Okay, that ain't nothing. All right, well,
I guess we'll have to talk about that. Hey, welcome
to this edition of Ain't It Footy?

Speaker 2 (00:17):
The it's the as the URIs blog calls it, the
inter lull uh and the lull is lulling.

Speaker 1 (00:22):
But if you're an Arsenal fan, you're kind of sweating
because you saw some shit go down in a match
against Uda White and you're like, what's going on? But
before we get into that, we got to send it
around the horn just to get people's lukewarm, tepid feelings
on all the international play, starting with you, Jamal Johnson,
what's give me?

Speaker 2 (00:42):
Give me some feelings for you? Are you excited? Are
you laughing? Are you nervous?

Speaker 3 (00:46):
I'm tweaking. I'm tweaking and I'm becoming xenophobic. And I
called it ancestral football the other day. Dog, I'm losing
the dog. I'm sweating them. I'm drinking. I'm drinking spin
drifts back to back. I'm double fisting spin drift.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (01:04):
Yeah, it's well, it's just for flavor wise.

Speaker 1 (01:07):
Yeah, I don't like spindrift, to be honest, the real
fruit and the I'm like, miss me with that.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
I want chemical fruit, you know. Excuse me, I'm sorry,
and this is international podcast. You pronounce it. I sparked, sparked.
H Okay, so you're tweaking. Yeah, you're still in the
pit tweaking. Yeah, I'm living in a pit still. Yeah,
wi fi keep going in and out.

Speaker 3 (01:35):
Man, I'm washing my nuts on rusty pipe water with
spin drift, and I'm only washing my nuts, you know
what I'm saying. Yeah, I'm using lime grapefruit spins drift
on my back.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
Yep, dude, that's just the weirdest visual if you just
dumping Kansas spin drift on your back with like a
little rag on a stick. Yeah, just get in the corners. Yeah,
Chris Martin, how about you intro a little time.

Speaker 5 (02:00):
My diarrhea has gone. Let's go, all right, let's go.
It doesn't feel like a big deal, but it is
a big deal. It feels like this was a well
needed break for not just the players, but yeah for
my when when when you just said rusty pipewater that
gave me some PPOs?

Speaker 4 (02:20):
I'm sorry, Yeah, I.

Speaker 5 (02:24):
Will be honest it's I had it for a week,
so I was, I was, I was. I got to
the like googling. You know, when you just get a
bit of diarrhea, that's fine, And then I started googling it.
I was like, this feels like they said, once it
goes past the week, you're in trouble.

Speaker 4 (02:39):
And then I eventually just took a medium and stopped
drinking Guinness, which wasn't helping.

Speaker 5 (02:45):
Just kept kept drinking Guinness, and it was like, I
was like, I should probably just not drink guinness.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
Is that any thing? Is that you mentioned that last
week too, about the guinnas because.

Speaker 4 (02:55):
When I'm in the UK, because the guinness is so
bad in America, when I'm in the UK, just continually
drink Guinness.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
For ginners.

Speaker 4 (03:05):
Oh well, I'm just.

Speaker 5 (03:06):
So happy, guys, you know, you know when you've been
like that, just just doesn't matter how every Arsenal player
is injured.

Speaker 4 (03:12):
I don't care.

Speaker 5 (03:13):
I got I got in a car accident yesterday and
I've got a bit of whiplash, but I don't have diary,
so you are like, fucking car wreck.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
What happened.

Speaker 5 (03:26):
Luckily, thankfully no one was serious injured, but I was
my sister and her little baby. I was in the
bat of them and some woman around about smashed into
us from behind. It was quite dramatical, especially my sister
never been in the crash. And then I was doing
that thing works. I haven't been in a lot, but
I was like, whatever you do, don't say you're sorry.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
If you say you're.

Speaker 5 (03:44):
Sorry, submitting gil But that's a thing right, well, you
know it's the same in the UK, though you can technically yeh, definitely.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
English people so apologetic anyway, Like, isn't everybody wow a
little bit?

Speaker 5 (03:55):
But this woman like she had a land rover behind us,
Oh yeah, she came up to us and she she
like knocks on the window and she was like I
thought she was going to come out to us and.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
Go, what hell are you doing breaking? And she just
was like I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
And then then grab your neck, Grab your neck, Grab
your neck. Someone in the range rover rear ended you
grab your fucking neck. That's the other tip if they've
got a nice car.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
Bro She said, I'm so sorry, and I said, I
don't have diar real anymore.

Speaker 4 (04:21):
I'm so happy.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
You're like, I'm so sorry. You have your cel phone
you're like, got your ass.

Speaker 5 (04:29):
Slipping. Shouldn't have said ship, but yeah, no, luckily everyone's fine.
But it did feel quite. It did feel like it
fitted in well with what's happening in international break with
everyone is just picking up minor knocks. So I probably
would actually pulled out of a of a personal training
session today. So I pulled out and pulled out. I

(04:50):
pulled out of international. Yeah, exactly because I'm abroad and
I especially working out. You don't want jeopardize that to
America exactly.

Speaker 3 (04:56):
Yeah. Also, I also I called out of my job
at I Hop. I'm not in any international duty.

Speaker 2 (05:01):
No pay, big go yeah, only local. Yeah, back to
going to waffle house.

Speaker 1 (05:07):
Uh for me, I've honestly, man, fuck jelly Roll. That's
all I'm That's all I gotta say.

Speaker 4 (05:13):
Disaster.

Speaker 3 (05:14):
I just just listen. I just listened to it two
minutes ago and forgot.

Speaker 1 (05:18):
It's bullshit. What the fuck is going on with it?
Like it's crazy. Somebody in a comment was like, how
the fuck is the NFL more woke? They got bad
bad bunny putting, like putting down on a halftime show,
and then the World Cup is like jelly roll. I
mean obviously Johnny and Fantino is just mesmerized by Trump

(05:39):
or just can't stop licking the boot of Donald Trump.

Speaker 2 (05:41):
So I'm sure he was like, it's something country coded,
you know the.

Speaker 4 (05:45):
Way you said Giohnny and in fancy.

Speaker 5 (05:47):
I thought you said Johnny Infantino, which actually would be
his funny American suit, and.

Speaker 2 (05:53):
Johnny like, just suck up. Hey, hey, it's me Johnny
and Fantino. You know what I mean? Remember me? We
used to fucking go to school together in Queens, bro
what the fuck you remember me? Out this metal? Hey?

Speaker 4 (06:09):
Hey? Hey, you want a little bit of football?

Speaker 2 (06:10):
You want Oh what's going on here?

Speaker 6 (06:13):
Hey? Yo?

Speaker 1 (06:14):
Why the brothers on the US team speaking with freaking
English accents over here?

Speaker 2 (06:18):
Hey?

Speaker 3 (06:19):
And this would I get it? This would obviously be
better than the actual song.

Speaker 2 (06:24):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, just someone riffing with a bad Sopranos accent. Oh,
Florian balla gun?

Speaker 4 (06:33):
Whoa? What's that?

Speaker 2 (06:35):
Got yourself? A ball of gun?

Speaker 1 (06:37):
You know That's what I'd say, all right, just to
touch around. I mean, obviously I've I kept my eyes
on the friendlies. I definitely watched a lot of the
goals because I want I am I don't know how
you feel, Jamal about the US national team, but I
vacillate between extreme hatred of the US national team and
sometimes just more bid curiosity. I never feel positive about

(06:58):
them because I'm like, nah, bro, this we still haven't
reached critical masks with enough players. You're like, Okay, something
could happen. The US media, on the other hand, is like,
you got to keep your eyes on these guys. They're
gonna be making a statement this tournament. Pachettino, meanwhile, on
the bench, looks bored as a hell.

Speaker 2 (07:17):
When I see.

Speaker 1 (07:17):
Pachaccino on the bench, I'm like, shit, he might go
back to Spurs. He looks like he don't eve give
a fuck. Listen, I'm with you.

Speaker 3 (07:23):
I'm watching Call It what you want every day, like
while doing push ups.

Speaker 4 (07:29):
I'm just it's a hate watch. It is definitely a
hay watch.

Speaker 3 (07:31):
I don't hate their show, but just the information, just
them wanting the US to win.

Speaker 2 (07:36):
I'm like, you, guys, yep, knock it off.

Speaker 1 (07:40):
They got their shit pushed in by Belgium five to two.

Speaker 2 (07:46):
Started off strong.

Speaker 1 (07:48):
I mean more in the sense that like Weston mckennie
kicked off the goals and then Belgium just hit them
for fucking five straight unanswered goals.

Speaker 3 (07:55):
Yeah, Weston mckennie should get to play for Italy. Man,
he should gonna have to play for US, Dude.

Speaker 4 (08:01):
It's not right.

Speaker 2 (08:01):
Yeah, I know, I know.

Speaker 4 (08:03):
You can't play for its league with a name like
Western McKenny. I mean it would be a long term. Yeah,
it's unfortunate Weston McKenny.

Speaker 2 (08:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (08:13):
Maybe in the Spaghetti Western days they might have let
it fly.

Speaker 2 (08:16):
On the seventies, Spaghetti Western McKinney is what they Yeah, hey, hey,
you guys want to Spaghetti Western? What's going on?

Speaker 6 (08:27):
Bro?

Speaker 2 (08:27):
Hey, where's the freaking frigging I'm hungry over here? Yeah?
Then the I mean, the Belgium just looked so casual. Uh,
and our, I say our. I don't even know.

Speaker 1 (08:40):
I've never fucking said that about the US national team
before because I'm always rooting for like Japan. Usually, if
I had to pick a country for my own, like
jingoistic fantasy shit, it'll be Japan over US every time.

Speaker 2 (08:51):
But the US defense was so it seemed jokey.

Speaker 1 (08:56):
I guess after like watching the Premier League so much
and you're like, okay, this is what sort of like
lockdown defenses.

Speaker 2 (09:02):
Look like the US was just.

Speaker 4 (09:03):
Chasing out there. Man, Yeah, were you about, say Marie, No,
I was just going to say.

Speaker 5 (09:10):
I thought, you know, based on what's happening with America
and its immigration policy, it's nice if the national football
team to have a low, free movement of people across
the border. During the game, I was like watching it go,
this is this is beautiful to see.

Speaker 4 (09:27):
This is the liberal elites getting what they want. This
is beautiful. Yeah, we'll see what happens.

Speaker 2 (09:35):
They got. Their next game is against Portugal, which is
probably the day you hear this is when they're going
to be playing them. So I don't know.

Speaker 3 (09:42):
I have to imagine playing for this team just sucks,
Like how can you feel good about representing this country
at all? Which is it to say that, Like, I mean,
it's always been bad, but I guess because they were
doing a better job of making things seem dope to
be here in those like.

Speaker 2 (09:59):
Them se you know, it was hitting better for sure.

Speaker 4 (10:02):
Yeah, it was.

Speaker 3 (10:02):
Hitting way better at that time. And our ship is
pretty burnt right now. I mean, the truth be told,
Like Belgium, like they've been pretty disappointing for the past
like what five years, Like yeah, that whole Golden name shit,
Kevin cursing people out and ship. So they were due,
Like I'm pretty sure they came here with it. That's
why they wore the same jerseys as us, like so hard.

Speaker 5 (10:27):
I was like, that's legitimately they could have been, like,
I mean, maybe that's what they were doing.

Speaker 2 (10:32):
I was like, I thought it was on our team.
That's why.

Speaker 5 (10:35):
Yeah, it was just like two white white shirt kind
of what faded colors.

Speaker 2 (10:41):
It was very confused, crazy.

Speaker 1 (10:42):
Because our home kit is white. It's like a white
base with the stripes on it. But their home kid
is red, so they're probably like, well, your home kid
is red, and there's red on this home team's jersey,
so you got to wear you're away kit, which is
also white with like light colors watches on it.

Speaker 7 (11:01):
Very hard to differentiate. But anyway, that feels like is it?
Do you ever do that as a school kid or anything?
Like you didn't bring the second kids. You're like, I
guess we're gonna have to just let me have bibs
or pennies instead. Yeah, yeah, going like illuminous green pennies.

Speaker 1 (11:17):
I mean yeah, I remember that's what we always think
because I remember in junior high we only had one uniform,
so if we went to go play, like we didn't
have a.

Speaker 2 (11:24):
Home and away jerseys like in junior high.

Speaker 1 (11:26):
In high school, the teams did then, but then it
was like all right, man, put a bib on.

Speaker 2 (11:31):
Uh we got the same colors as this other school. Uh,
just have to make it work.

Speaker 3 (11:35):
But everybody have anybody ever playing pants? Anybody ever after
playing like the school uniform, like.

Speaker 2 (11:41):
Out there and got your shorts or some ship.

Speaker 3 (11:43):
Yeah yeah wait the American.

Speaker 4 (11:49):
Way.

Speaker 3 (11:50):
Yeah, there was always some kid like the third or
fourth day out there in fucking jeans.

Speaker 1 (11:54):
Literally, yeah, Victor Yakariz out there football and jeans.

Speaker 4 (12:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (12:02):
Where like they were like brokes instead of like yeah
football boots, fans and ship They're like fuck bro they
keep slipping off anyway.

Speaker 3 (12:10):
Just I feel like Belgium was just they was out
to send a message, like because they've been pretty disappointing.
And it's not to say that they think they're gonna
win anything, but you know they're trying to get their
rep back.

Speaker 2 (12:21):
Yeah yeah.

Speaker 1 (12:22):
Then elsewhere, like I mean there's some playoff matches still
being played as of this recording, we don't know who's
going to go through between teams like Italy and Bosnia Herzegovina.

Speaker 2 (12:34):
Uh, what were the other ones?

Speaker 1 (12:37):
I'm looking for the Yeah, because Yaka has had a
hat trick in his last match.

Speaker 2 (12:42):
That was nice to see.

Speaker 4 (12:43):
Thank you. He's wearing shorts.

Speaker 3 (12:45):
Yeah, you got shorts on. Now you're now you're Swedish
and you got shorts on.

Speaker 2 (12:51):
It got the sweetish short.

Speaker 5 (12:52):
This is the danger, the danger of international football that
used to be obviously that the pinnacle of elite play.
But you see a guy who just looks elites, like
when Carol Poborski got signed by United because he scored
that scoop gold and you're in ninety six and then
he in the league Like this guy, I mean, you
can't he's not already done that since.

Speaker 1 (13:10):
But Jumber Jamba yeah yeah, oh yeah he was signed
that they were like, oh this he in fact did not.

Speaker 5 (13:18):
No, because there's just like there's more tied players in
the international level. But yeah, I do think they've got
to do a shout out as a brit even though
Ireland is not part of the UK, just to clarify
and we know not no, a lot of Americans don't know.

Speaker 1 (13:35):
See that ship in Ireland, get that in Ireland, get
the ship smacked out of you too, Like I love this,
I love Britain.

Speaker 2 (13:42):
Yeah, I don't say that.

Speaker 5 (13:44):
And then but Wales, obviously, Wales and Islands both lost
on penalties and they were I was following, they were
both going through until they both conceded on the in
the eighty sixth minute late weirdly on the eighty sixth
day of the year and the eighty sixth year.

Speaker 4 (14:05):
Miles his face been like, that's crazy, dude, had me.

Speaker 2 (14:10):
I was like, is he about to fucking say some
ship right now?

Speaker 5 (14:13):
No, I was just it sounded rich, sounded believable anything, man, actually,
haven't chet it.

Speaker 4 (14:19):
But I just that was just what it was. They
both considered a safe minute.

Speaker 2 (14:23):
Yeah, the Ireland one felt really that shootout felt really
tragic because keller Hurst saved he was the first one
to save a penalty, and then they got so geeked
up and then immediately they had their penalty saved and
then they just crumpled after that. Hard to watch, hard
to watch elsewhere. Did you see my boy Desire Duet.

(14:44):
I'm gonna call him Desire because I can't say Desertree.

Speaker 1 (14:49):
Dizzi Ray Douay kind of embraced, although the first goal
felt like, uh maybe an own goal, but either way,
him and Marcus Taram also scored and they played a
columb be A team that looked fine.

Speaker 4 (15:02):
They also they beat a Brazil set too.

Speaker 5 (15:06):
Yeah yeah, Pace, Yeah, chunky Chip was beautiful and chunk
of chips.

Speaker 1 (15:12):
He's I mean he also I was just thinking too,
how tragic for fucking Endrick to be by Angiladi and
Real Madrid. Now he's his Brazil manager too, and he's
like the boat. He's like, I can't get away from
this motherfucker.

Speaker 3 (15:27):
Yeah, that's side by side photo that they've been showing
has been like yo.

Speaker 2 (15:33):
Please young Endrick.

Speaker 5 (15:36):
But yeah, howd Ndrick Now he's got to be like
maybe now much hard?

Speaker 2 (15:43):
Yeah, let's see.

Speaker 5 (15:45):
Actually likes he likes his his boys older than he
likes he his his like Tinder settings for football players
would be team high at higher age. Yeah, he's like
thirty to thirty to thirty seven versus he doesn't want.

Speaker 1 (16:02):
It's funny because Angela, he's not He's not really the
guy who develops talent, you know what I mean he's
more to be like, give me the fucking pieces you
want to see me to give me.

Speaker 2 (16:11):
I want the ikea version of the fun.

Speaker 5 (16:13):
Just just fricking send me sofa.

Speaker 2 (16:17):
Exactly, don't I don't have fucking tools, bro, so I
don't ask.

Speaker 4 (16:20):
Don't you find it? I don't. I don't have an
allen key. I don't find it enjoyable.

Speaker 2 (16:24):
I'm just about to say whatever, why is that always?
I don't got no socket wrench or am I a
fucking plumber? Bro, Man, bring that ship and delivery fully
me for me.

Speaker 4 (16:37):
I care IK have done a lot for the alan
key industry. There they're hand in hand.

Speaker 5 (16:42):
Because he was on a I was on a train
in the UK, so this is sort of weirdly tangentle,
But I was on a train once that broke down
for i'd say two hours, and eventually I saw a
man who clearly worked for the train walking through to
fix it.

Speaker 4 (16:56):
All he had in his hand was an allen Key,
and was like, I can't be how you fixed.

Speaker 2 (17:01):
That?

Speaker 4 (17:01):
Called me how you fix you?

Speaker 2 (17:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (17:06):
That feels like some some ship like if you're like
if you work to people who are doing drugs and
ship at work and like they would pretend they got
their ship together suddenly.

Speaker 2 (17:13):
Yeah, yeah, I'm coming.

Speaker 4 (17:14):
He's like, I've got an allan kids, like, we're not
on drugs. Yeah yeah, come on, get doc tape.

Speaker 2 (17:19):
Yeah, where's it at? Man? We said there was something
with the electrical line that need to fix. Yeah, okay,
just give me one second before we move on. Jamel,
you got something on France.

Speaker 3 (17:31):
Well, I just was wanted to talk about them in
the States. There's state side right now. France way get
in the early look at the States and beating the
ship out of South American nations.

Speaker 2 (17:43):
Non stuff.

Speaker 3 (17:45):
But my question to you all is why are their
team photos so fucking sexy? Whenever the friends team gets together,
you know what I mean? When they they the French
national team main't account whenever.

Speaker 1 (17:58):
They Yeah yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (18:01):
That's my look book, dude.

Speaker 3 (18:02):
I've been dressing like French national team photos for the
past like six seven years.

Speaker 2 (18:07):
Bro. Oh that's so funny.

Speaker 1 (18:08):
Okay, So do you remember Dimitar Berbatov from you know,
who played for Tottenham in the United He said his
style icon was uh Andy Garcia the actor, because one
time someone told him he looked like Andy Garcia from
Fucking Ocean's eleven, and he said after that he only
looked at pictures of Andy Garcia to kind of like
determine what his style was. Like, I get I get

(18:30):
seeing getting some drip inspiration, but who is who are
you looking at us specifically when you're like, okay, that's
me on that team.

Speaker 3 (18:38):
Particularly Saliba, I mean, come on, man, because he's kind
of like he's.

Speaker 2 (18:41):
The easiest accessible.

Speaker 3 (18:44):
He's wearing rugby is Yeah, I was I could dress
like uh like I could, you know, I mean, I
wish I could put on a hat with like a
little knitted horns or like like a chain belt.

Speaker 4 (18:57):
Like that.

Speaker 2 (18:58):
You know, they are posting so much. Ship is the
who's the drip man?

Speaker 4 (19:02):
Who them? Is he the one dress in the Craziest.

Speaker 2 (19:05):
Tom com A Vinger kind of shot me with you
hold on.

Speaker 1 (19:10):
Only say look at this picture. Only say he got
a crazy hat on.

Speaker 3 (19:13):
See that's who'll be wearing the crazy hats. They always
got the ear of head.

Speaker 2 (19:19):
See. Ben Bell looked. He looks like like a trade
a student, just a listen, Yeah he does. I respect
I respect the polo.

Speaker 4 (19:27):
He looks like dead.

Speaker 2 (19:28):
Oh there's your boy, mister cop in the building.

Speaker 4 (19:32):
Mister crush off the lynks man.

Speaker 2 (19:36):
Okay, there's desiree.

Speaker 4 (19:40):
These ain't even the I think got some better ones.

Speaker 2 (19:44):
Okay. Came in with the look at listen look always
say yeah it's Jameroqui, mate.

Speaker 1 (19:53):
Yeah that yeah, it was full jam Aqui. You know
the thing, the thing that is rocking that like Y
two K style. He was dressed like the like a
Backstreet boy on the cover of the Millennium album.

Speaker 4 (20:08):
The big striped turtleneck.

Speaker 2 (20:10):
Big tiny glasses.

Speaker 1 (20:13):
You know what I mean with the frosted tips is
very ninety nine two thousand. You know, I respect.

Speaker 5 (20:19):
That obviously, you know when like the sort of the
mechanics that is when you're in when you're in the
dressing room, obviously, like you have your kit and you
take that off and then you have to put your
your It's just funny that Where who am I saying
next to? Oh yeah, I'm next to that. That ridiculous
Yeah yeah that hat.

Speaker 1 (20:38):
Luckily for the matches, you know, they all got to
be in their same like track suit to get to
the ground.

Speaker 5 (20:43):
Yeah, yeah, but they're funny coming back into I want
to say, folks of the dressing room.

Speaker 2 (20:47):
For that first trains.

Speaker 4 (20:48):
Yeah, you see all that hung up?

Speaker 2 (20:53):
Hey, man, it'll step on my fucking hat.

Speaker 4 (20:55):
That's a big has There's some there's some crazy shoes. Yeah,
I'm trying to think of this ship was make the
man move.

Speaker 2 (21:02):
Here's here's the actual care ofself. See Angolo Conte and
gonna come to He probably just walked from something, you know,
and you know this was a fashion risk for him
to wear these like kind of futuristic Adidas.

Speaker 3 (21:15):
He was like, yeah, he was dying. Everybody making fun
of him, so he put on fool sneaks.

Speaker 2 (21:19):
He's killing. He got the Air Force one flow. Okay,
this is more, except this isn't too high fashion. He
looks like an agent who's come to like broker a deal. Yeah,
with his little satchel. Yeah, there's so much cocaine in
that bag too.

Speaker 3 (21:33):
That thought my first guests would have been fruit roll ups.
But yeah, oh wow, leather bag full of fruit rollers.
Here's Dan Belele all black. I like, no bag turn up.
It's like if you see someone get on an airplane
with no hand luggage, I'm like, what's going on that man?

Speaker 2 (21:50):
Love and go back?

Speaker 5 (21:51):
Double denim simple from from right ryhan Cha Cherky.

Speaker 4 (21:57):
A French makes me so mad, like a French bitch.

Speaker 2 (22:01):
Adrian Rabbio looks like that rapper riff raff.

Speaker 3 (22:05):
Hell yeah, oh my god, how his hair braided or
some shit? The limit line Phantom himself.

Speaker 5 (22:12):
Adrian Rabbio looks like a hakka in a nineties movie.
He's just on one of his chats and he's just
like hills to enough one and he's got he's got
a lollipop in one thing, and you know.

Speaker 1 (22:26):
And just like a pile of discarded lollipop sticks next
to his mousepad. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it kind of looks
like Fisher Stevens too, the eighties actor. If I may
use a dated reference, there was this chu a Maani
just pretty straightforward. This guy, see I like when the
guys pull up only in the ship the sponsor gave him.

Speaker 2 (22:43):
He got another shuitcase Nike sweat.

Speaker 1 (22:45):
He's like, bro I don't even I can't even think
I respect this because this is the old. Yeah this
is but this especially like this whole outfit came in
a box with a bunch of free ship and he's like, yeah, fuck,
I'm wearing this Broka.

Speaker 5 (22:58):
He's got a load of Adi dash yeah, he.

Speaker 4 (23:02):
Pulls out the night keep. He got the f fifties.

Speaker 2 (23:06):
Okay, okay, this is very he looks like cool gen z.
You know what I mean.

Speaker 4 (23:10):
He also relaxed very little and sik.

Speaker 2 (23:13):
Yeah, disiree. We like that. We like that.

Speaker 8 (23:15):
Okay, we got the big sneakers on. Oh look at us.
That's just that's just some sharp that's like level Chevalier. Okay,
Lucas Chevalier. Okay, oh shit, completely that one.

Speaker 3 (23:27):
Uh so where are we ranking the where what are
we writing the statue of liberty?

Speaker 4 (23:34):
Await kid for France?

Speaker 2 (23:36):
Is that I saw Victor Webben Yama in and it
looked pretty good color. Yeah, the qual it's all right,
this again very it looked like Coles Man.

Speaker 5 (23:46):
He looked like Coles like he's actually it looks like
it is a car ride v W yeah yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (23:55):
But it's like targeted towards like middle class black men. Yeah,
you know what I mean. They're like the white version
with the white guy pulling up like.

Speaker 3 (24:03):
He says, stay up, yeah, stay up.

Speaker 2 (24:12):
Fuck you know there's always some ship like that.

Speaker 3 (24:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (24:15):
When the McDonald's commercials used to be wild fucking like
more separated, Yeah, more life okay boring.

Speaker 3 (24:25):
Oh see, this is honestly, this is like some of
the more conservative French team photos.

Speaker 2 (24:31):
Yeah, connoct like the mace Windo siff.

Speaker 4 (24:36):
Lord full body, he can zip it over his eyes.

Speaker 9 (24:38):
Look at looking over everybody.

Speaker 2 (24:42):
That's mister right there.

Speaker 5 (24:43):
He does look like like the Baddie in the nineties
action movie.

Speaker 4 (24:48):
He's actually the mastermind.

Speaker 2 (24:49):
Of the Hires. Perceptive.

Speaker 5 (24:52):
He's he hires the hacker, but he's deceptively like. There's
also a scene of him like naked doing yogurt and
and then he dresses like that and then he's actually
really good at fighting.

Speaker 4 (25:05):
Oh my god, dude.

Speaker 1 (25:06):
Yeah for those look up the hugo ekat k pulling
up to national duty.

Speaker 2 (25:12):
He has like a it's like has a cross on it.

Speaker 4 (25:14):
Now.

Speaker 5 (25:15):
Jabbari's written diehod two. I'm thinking more three. I can
see like Simon says, ah, it's a bit.

Speaker 2 (25:22):
Jeremy Irons Randall Colo Mwani got the bell bottom sweatpants
on it.

Speaker 5 (25:26):
Dude, he looks like he looks like his seventy year
old mom powerwalking.

Speaker 4 (25:31):
Yeah. Yeah, oh my god, his stands.

Speaker 2 (25:34):
Look he kind of there's something like he looks so
much older than his age, like, pardon me believes like,
is this Michael Jordan from It.

Speaker 4 (25:41):
Looked like he got horse legs?

Speaker 1 (25:43):
He got hooves, Harry, they're my boy, Kama Vinga again,
full sponsor kit. He said, what they said me air
Force ones check, Nike sweatsuit check.

Speaker 2 (25:55):
Good, that's it. That's all I need. Okay, got a
little love sweatsuit here.

Speaker 4 (26:00):
It is truly. Do you know what this feels like?

Speaker 2 (26:02):
The mayon, the goalkeeper what's their coach's name? Uh?

Speaker 4 (26:06):
Oh, boy who looks like he runs a cobo.

Speaker 3 (26:10):
Yeah, feel like they feel like Deshamp said, Hey, guys,
the last few camps I've been doing, you've been going
a little too crazy.

Speaker 2 (26:17):
With the hats man fucking I was gonna say tone
it down. Yeah, and look at Marcus Taram. He said, Bro,
you're not going to stop me. I'm pulling up with
the do rag on. Marcus Taram's English though too, very good,
very underrated. How good his English is?

Speaker 3 (26:31):
Is it?

Speaker 2 (26:31):
Because he was just he's like raised on like America.

Speaker 4 (26:33):
Yes, and that's the one.

Speaker 2 (26:35):
Only say yes.

Speaker 5 (26:38):
He's been so good recently that I think it should
be like, if you're the best in the world, you
can wear a silly hat.

Speaker 2 (26:44):
Yeah, yeah, just like fish.

Speaker 5 (26:47):
As it's like a top twenty players in the world
WhatsApp group and they're like, all right, it's uh, it's
Mikael Elsa.

Speaker 4 (26:55):
He is word.

Speaker 2 (26:57):
I mean, he looks like he does drugs and doesn't
give a fuck about his own performances. Like though, if
you're pulling up like, dude, your glasses are so big,
you're wearing like a goofyt like you look like a
stuffed animal. But then you kill it out there, so hey,
hats off literally to you, sir. All right, let's take
a quick break and when we come back, we'll scream
about the national team right after it and we're back.

(27:32):
So while we aren't talking fashion, we should talk about
the England national team because there was some intrigue there,
some some wild some interesting tackles from our man Ronald Araujo.
But England won uru way one Ben White, hero and

(27:53):
villain and my invitation.

Speaker 4 (27:56):
Did he't get booed after the penalty?

Speaker 2 (27:58):
There you go?

Speaker 5 (27:59):
I mean, it's you can imagine it as like someone
was like, just gather, keep your head down, don't draw
any attention. So here he goes he comes on scores
a goal I think gets booed a bit more and
then gives her a penalty and obviously gets booed by
the by the real Gammon England supports.

Speaker 4 (28:18):
Right, he's just scratch shut.

Speaker 2 (28:21):
He's back on his cat straight. He he doesn't deserve
to have that, and he's back.

Speaker 5 (28:26):
You're just like, yeah, mate, he just didn't want to
hold a cone in Qatar for three weeks.

Speaker 2 (28:31):
Yeah yeah.

Speaker 1 (28:31):
And also, from the sounds of it, the WHRSE set
up with the coaching staff sounded pretty fucking hostile towards him, And.

Speaker 2 (28:37):
I think ben Waite's one of those people.

Speaker 1 (28:38):
He doesn't he doesn't like soccer enough football enough to
endure it. He'll be like, ah, bro, I'm not having
this ship and just leave a world good.

Speaker 5 (28:48):
He's totally the guy who's like, he'll turn up to work,
he'll do an amazing job. He's not going on a
he's not going for after work drinks. You know, he
doesn't get out. I'm clucking in and out, bro, don't
even ask him. I got my own set of friends.

Speaker 4 (29:00):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (29:00):
They're trippy, they're all tatted up, you know, they smoke
opium and ship.

Speaker 3 (29:03):
They're doing weird stuff. We're going to a trivia night.
We got this trivia night. We thought you'd be great
at the musicw Bro.

Speaker 2 (29:09):
What what am I gonna look like hanging out with
all y'all?

Speaker 4 (29:12):
No?

Speaker 2 (29:13):
Fuck that, bro, I'm gonna go hang o with these
artists or some ship I don't I don't carry. OK.

Speaker 5 (29:19):
Yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna watch an actual singer of
a band you've never heard of, because I'm so impulse
that I know about bands before they've even become the Yeah, exactly,
ready to with that.

Speaker 4 (29:32):
Don't go on stage till eleven pm?

Speaker 2 (29:35):
Right, oh, and then people would be doing that ship.

Speaker 10 (29:39):
But yeah, Ben White and then he put the get
him off the pitch? What's Toko thinking? You don't where
the badge? The badge wears you?

Speaker 1 (29:52):
Speaking of Touco real quick before we get into that,
should he be shaving his head by now?

Speaker 4 (29:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (29:58):
I mean, look, bro, I get it. I got the
receiving hairline.

Speaker 4 (30:02):
Range in Turkey.

Speaker 5 (30:04):
If he's like so much, you're playing Turkey five times?

Speaker 1 (30:07):
Yes, he's holding on in a way where I'm like, oh,
maybe you try maybe after the World Cup You're like, yeah, y'all,
y'all go y'all go back to England. I'm gonna make
a stop in Istanbul on my way back to Germany.

Speaker 3 (30:18):
You know, he was pissed they were in the playoffs.
He's like, fuck, man, I would have went out there ship.

Speaker 1 (30:24):
But yeah, I was pardon me, like every time a
lot of people are discussing it to like let it go.

Speaker 2 (30:29):
But but him with a big head. It looks like
he kind of looks like Snegel, like a before photo
of Smigel before he was starting with the ring.

Speaker 3 (30:38):
But yeah, I don't respect him without the hat toogle
with the hat. Yeah, that guy. I'm listening to him.
I'm thinking, like real, real deeply about what he's saying. Right,
no hat, come on bro you.

Speaker 5 (30:54):
Yeah, if he wins, if he wins the World Cup,
he should be allowed to do express conference in Michael
at Lisa is hot.

Speaker 2 (31:02):
That would be yeah. I'm then just as it. Yeah, yeah,
people don't realize.

Speaker 5 (31:09):
This is what This is just a normal hot This
is nothing weird about this, just yeah the best.

Speaker 4 (31:14):
It will be ironed if he pulls it off.

Speaker 3 (31:15):
Because this team, I mean, first off, I mean England,
they showed their their biggest flaw. It's like they're just
not ready for the drama. And also, what the fuck
is Tukle doing scheduling Uruguay in Wembley. Uruguay has nothing
to lose, man, this is a country that exports horse meat.

(31:36):
They bite people dogs. They're not they're not thinking straight
they have been.

Speaker 1 (31:43):
Yeah, it felt like also in the Columbia match too
against France, they were also kind of like, well, let's
kind of.

Speaker 2 (31:48):
Get into these year old boys real quick and kick
the ship out of them.

Speaker 9 (31:52):
See what to see how they like that shit? Phil
fo blew. The fuck up team is playing MLS. Man,
they don't give a shit about no injuries. I don't
even need to be playing until August. Fucking I'll kill
you right now.

Speaker 4 (32:05):
You it's it's made me scared of ever South American.
You know.

Speaker 5 (32:09):
You know Piero and Gapia like they like a meaty challenge.
There's no there's no like retain the balls down your feet.
There's like take the ball the man, take their family, man, bro, Yeah,
that's what we're gonna.

Speaker 4 (32:29):
What was it?

Speaker 5 (32:29):
My friend sent me a video that this guy did
about how much he loves his dog and if anyone
hurts his dog, he's going to end their bloodline and that.

Speaker 4 (32:39):
I'm going to end their bloodline.

Speaker 5 (32:40):
But like when I when I sent South American footballer
that tackles someone, that is what they're trying to do.

Speaker 1 (32:45):
It's a serious yeah yeah everything because also like I
think comparatively too, like growing up probably a lot harder,
and they're like, yeah, bro, the way I came up
very different than you, and now we're going to kick
the shit out of you. But again, like for how
physical the Premier League is, I think I was just
more sort of shocked at how little England has going

(33:08):
forward without Harry Kane, Like it was sort of like, damn, bro,
you could have had Danny Welbeck out there and probably
would have done better than like a fully out of
form dominic Calvert Lewins. Yeah, yeah, it is what it is,
but I'm sure they'll figure it out.

Speaker 2 (33:28):
What is everybody feeling of the sort of let me
just do you have a favorite If we just look
at the World Cup favorites, I'm curious right now, after
seeing some of the teams in action, what are we thinking.

Speaker 1 (33:42):
Let me just tell you how the people who take
advantage of degenerate gamblers see it.

Speaker 2 (33:47):
Right now, your top six teams are Spain going from
one down, Spain, England, France, Argentina, Brazil and Portugal then
Germany than the Netherlands. But right now it looks like Spain,
England France are the two favorites for the For the.

Speaker 4 (34:09):
England is such a ripoff. I mean, like.

Speaker 3 (34:14):
Jesus, how are they the second favorite? Half the team
got fucking I mean, Matt Wake's in a fucking walking
boot leaving the stadium.

Speaker 1 (34:22):
Did you see the update on Madueki? They said it
wasn't as bad. They said it looked bad because he
was in a brace and it was that was perfect.
Actually wasn't an injury. That's that's a new knee where line. Yeah,
swag is a new look.

Speaker 5 (34:36):
You just wear a metal shield around your knee.

Speaker 2 (34:39):
Yeah, you know six Mafia got that little brace on
his hand. He's talking like what's that guy? The mysteries
is that? What was that guy?

Speaker 10 (34:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (34:52):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah for sure? Uh of those three,
who do you like? Who seems the most? Really? I
feel like Spain in France feel like.

Speaker 5 (35:00):
I mean, even as an England fan and national, I
do think Spain and France are just always gonna look.

Speaker 2 (35:07):
I mean there and looks tasty.

Speaker 1 (35:10):
Yeah, it's for the World Cup because that's he really
flourishes international and international tournament.

Speaker 3 (35:16):
More prepared for the physicality and the heat, right, Yeah,
for sure, I think both of those countries and honestly,
I'd probably put Germany third. They put some they got
some silky ship and they got some motherfuckers who will
two future too.

Speaker 2 (35:29):
Yeah, Germany is just outside of it. Is that why
you Chure called up White?

Speaker 5 (35:33):
Do you think because that guy he's been on so
many tanning beds in his life that he's ready.

Speaker 4 (35:38):
He's the one.

Speaker 5 (35:40):
England player who is fully prepared for the heat of
America in the summer. Yeah, he's been giving himself skin
cancer for the last five years.

Speaker 4 (35:50):
He is prepared. He doesn't even need to wear sunsets.

Speaker 5 (35:54):
Yeah no, but I do think that's a that is
a big factor, and I don't I feel England will
will not deal with that as well.

Speaker 1 (36:00):
It's just cheah like Spain, They're like, no, we got
They're like, you've been to Madrid, bro, shit is hot,
you know, we'll be all right.

Speaker 2 (36:07):
I've been with BEFA, what's it BEFA, Like Chris, I've
actually shockingly never been. I've been.

Speaker 5 (36:16):
Yeah, I've been mobs, man, I've actually been the mobs
a couple of times. So right, man, you know, no
no carbs mobs.

Speaker 2 (36:22):
That was the big was that's the UK male body.
This Warphia quote for everybody? Yeah, because wow, no carbs
before marbs.

Speaker 4 (36:34):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (36:36):
All right, everyone rattle off who you think is gonna
win just right now. You don't have just if you had,
if you had ten thousand dollars or someone else's money
to put on it purely to see if you can
make some money and halfway be like, I think this
could happen.

Speaker 2 (36:47):
Who are you picking, Jamal franz Wa man, Yeah you
want friends?

Speaker 4 (36:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (36:53):
Yeah, yeah, it's France or Germany. That's where I would go.
I probably put half on each.

Speaker 2 (36:57):
Dog, right, Okay, okay, Chris.

Speaker 4 (37:00):
Uh I go with the d flinch as well.

Speaker 2 (37:04):
Finish wow. Yeah, And right now Germany just beat Ghana
to one. Kai Havertz had a penalty. They're doing all right? Yeah,
I think I'm I'm thinking it could be France. Baby,
I like that. Like that playing good? Right? Everyone who
they who needs to be playing well seems to be
playing well.

Speaker 5 (37:23):
And the idea of like and they can just handle.
They can handle a sluggish game. They can Yeah, yeah,
they go, they go fucking elite pleas in every position or.

Speaker 2 (37:34):
It gives be so funny.

Speaker 1 (37:35):
We cut to the most French World Cup like they're
out by the just they don't they win like one
match in the group face and they're like, yeah, bro, I.

Speaker 3 (37:41):
Mean the trashness of the Cup theme could throw them off. Like,
I know they like making fun of Americans, but what
if it's so bad it actually bothers them.

Speaker 2 (37:50):
Well, it is so bad it bothers me.

Speaker 1 (37:52):
Uh, And we're going to take a break and come
back to talk about the disaster that is the track Lighter,
the FIFA World Cup two six official song featuring jelly Roll,
Kadin Leon, and a.

Speaker 2 (38:07):
Producer from Canada. That's how they made it, like representative
of faull three. We'll talk about that, Rightflix.

Speaker 1 (38:25):
We're back, and so is FIFA with another banger anthem
for this year's World Cup. They just released a song
about ten days ago and again features American artist Culture
Vulture jelly Roll fucking sick of this dude, Kadin Leon,
who's like, you know, a very famous Mexican artist, and

(38:45):
the producer circuit who actually of all three, bro, this
guy has a crazy resime like he produced like Roar
by Katie Perry, Dark Shorts, fucking Wrecking Bag by Miley Cyrus,
Starbars by Weekend and we love that song because we
got yeah exactly, this guy is fucking eating Lady Gaga's

(39:10):
Mayhem album. Like when I saw that, I go, who
the fuck is this guy? And then I'm like, oh, Ship, No,
you're the one.

Speaker 4 (39:15):
Who's like, he's the guy behind the guy.

Speaker 2 (39:18):
And it's always the quiet Canadian who you're never see.

Speaker 4 (39:21):
He's at and glasses and a roll.

Speaker 2 (39:24):
He's that guy. But listening to this song this is
did you hear? Did you listen to it? Chris? Oh?
I listened to it.

Speaker 5 (39:33):
The lyric about the chains and the and the hardwood
floor that sounds.

Speaker 1 (39:40):
It starts off. Never felt this free before. I'm high
and I'm getting higher. Okay, chains don't rattle no more?
Good Lord, I'm feeling lighter, Like hold on, is that about?
Let me just one more time. I'm getting this.

Speaker 3 (39:58):
I told y'all, man, this is about a man with
fucking diabetes fucking finally losing a couple.

Speaker 4 (40:07):
Yeah, that's what.

Speaker 2 (40:11):
I'm off this now. Fuck that, it's a new jelly roll.
The song is so fucking bad.

Speaker 1 (40:18):
It sounds like it sounds like every truck commercial from
like five years ago, Like, oh my god.

Speaker 4 (40:30):
The comments are sensational.

Speaker 1 (40:33):
Please read them too, because these are such American comments.
But I love seeing you into the group I.

Speaker 5 (40:39):
Was and put it in times too. It doesn't sound better,
but it ends faster. Uh huh truck driving similar a
main menu Ah song?

Speaker 4 (40:53):
What else we are?

Speaker 5 (40:54):
We are Charlie Kirk ah song. And then that was
just sanging. I have to get a few more up
because there was so many good ones, so many people.
Let's keep keep them coming, baby, keep them coming. First
we foot, then we bowl. That's football?

Speaker 2 (41:08):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (41:09):
What is the all things?

Speaker 3 (41:10):
Just as?

Speaker 4 (41:13):
Yeah, Charlie Kirk.

Speaker 2 (41:15):
Song, every saying ass like the fuck the truck driving
similar or Maine menu As song.

Speaker 4 (41:22):
Yeah, that was funny, the self censoring ass.

Speaker 10 (41:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (41:25):
The type of music the your pe teacher will play
to motivated that's hell.

Speaker 3 (41:30):
Yeah, that's crap soccer music. They're making crab soccer music,
crab soccer ass song.

Speaker 1 (41:36):
Yeah, it's so terrible and you think, like I'm looking,
I'm thinking about the only ones I can really remember. Like,
if you asked me to remember a World Cup song,
there's only two I could call out the actual name
of it. Obviously Waka Waka you know, walka facka Flame
by Waka flocka Flame.

Speaker 2 (41:55):
Should have just remixed that.

Speaker 1 (41:56):
And the Cup of Life, the Ricky Martin one from
the ninety eight World Cup.

Speaker 2 (42:00):
Here we Go, Hello Helloa. That one I remember too
because I was like that the ninety eight World Cup
completely fucking That's when that's when my brain fully broke
for soccer. Like fully, I was gone after ninety eight,
and that one I will always remember. For the ninety
four one, it was Darryl Hall and Sounds of Blackness.

(42:22):
Excuse me, yes, For the ninety four US World Cup,
it was glory Land by Daryl Hall of Hall and
Oates and our legendary black gospel user group Sounds of Blackness, the.

Speaker 3 (42:33):
Band there, they're our sister band of the show.

Speaker 4 (42:37):
Yeah, exact whends with the show.

Speaker 7 (42:39):
Yeah, I can't, just like it's such a great but
I always associate Well Cup ninety ninety with Nessen Dorma
because that with Pavon.

Speaker 6 (42:54):
Yeah on.

Speaker 2 (43:07):
The way he but Proparati is my mom was my
mom's fucking favorite singer. Like she was like, shut the
funk up, I'm watching Paparatti right now. I'm like, he's
one of these people that feel like young and what
is just appreciating.

Speaker 4 (43:19):
You like you put it on just like, yeah, gosh,
guys so god going.

Speaker 2 (43:25):
But also I didn't realize that H. R.

Speaker 1 (43:30):
Kelly also had a song in twenty ten as part
of the official Songs, sign of a Victory. Yeah, that
was the official anthem was by R. Kelly featuring the
Soweto Spiritual Singers. Oh yeah, yep, yep, yep man.

Speaker 4 (43:43):
That was the one of hims in Africa. That one's
very easy to separate the from the artists.

Speaker 3 (43:50):
Yeah, yeah, I thought it was the one where he
was in like Ethiopia asking girls if they took their shot?

Speaker 4 (43:58):
Oh that one?

Speaker 2 (43:59):
Did you get your passport? You do you know about
that one?

Speaker 1 (44:08):
Chris No cultural exchange moment for Chris R. Kelly in
Africa serenading a young woman. Yeah, this is in Ethiopia.

Speaker 2 (44:17):
I believe. Let's hear this one.

Speaker 4 (44:20):
I got it.

Speaker 2 (44:22):
Do you have your passport?

Speaker 4 (44:25):
Did you get your shots?

Speaker 6 (44:27):
Girl?

Speaker 3 (44:28):
Would you like to come back with Rob to America.

Speaker 4 (44:34):
Oh it's so good man.

Speaker 2 (44:35):
Did you have your passport? This guy was you shouldn't
everyone should have known then my god, And.

Speaker 3 (44:41):
That's all of the lyrics. By the way, he just
changes the key four times.

Speaker 2 (44:45):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, did you have your shots?

Speaker 5 (44:47):
As in your like he wants to have someone from
Ethiopia had the like shots.

Speaker 4 (44:54):
Is that what he's saying? Like, yeah, like diseases.

Speaker 1 (44:57):
Because when you go to Africa sometimes you need to
get in oculations when you go to the West to Africa.
I'm hoping that's what he was thinking rather than Also
R Kelly is a subhuman, so he could have been
looking at them as like livestock I being like, did
you have you have your shots too?

Speaker 2 (45:11):
You know, and for whatever the fucking reason. But that's
our Kelly for you.

Speaker 4 (45:15):
It's it's a bold it's a bold second question to
awesome them. Yeah, do you have your passport?

Speaker 2 (45:20):
Uh? Yeah, well you get your get your shot.

Speaker 5 (45:23):
And he asks a girl and the ball those quiet
and then actually then you go then you go here
again and you give him two two shots about Irish
car bomb or whatever.

Speaker 2 (45:32):
Smooth, yeah, exactly things this guy gets.

Speaker 5 (45:36):
He gets what play and I like it.

Speaker 2 (45:40):
Just at a club. It's just like music is pumping.
You're like, yeah, like, where are you from? Oh I'm
from ethiop Okay, nice to meet you, bro. Uh do
you have your passport? What do you have your passport?

Speaker 6 (45:53):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (45:53):
Yeah, okay? Cool? You get your shots? What did you
get your shots? No?

Speaker 11 (46:01):
No, we don't need together. I feel like I was
just them. That's what we do. Maybe we create experiences
on the show. All right, is anything else before we wrap.

Speaker 2 (46:13):
This thing up? We got to choke about Tottenham? Oh
my god, yeah yeah, Tottenham. Yes, we've taught him god
one of them, man, Igor Tutor, we must bid you adieu.

Speaker 4 (46:27):
Day Off.

Speaker 2 (46:30):
Also had a shitty run. I mean because that last match.
We also he found out that his dad died during
that match.

Speaker 4 (46:37):
Stop it.

Speaker 1 (46:37):
Yeah yeah yeah, And they're like there was during the game.
I think so because he found out after. That's why
he didn't come out for the presser at the end.

Speaker 2 (46:45):
Oh my god. I'm like Jesus, bro, like, I think
people should just stay away from Tottenham.

Speaker 1 (46:52):
You know, I don't know if maybe his dad was
already ill, so obviously I'm not gonna you know, yeah,
fully shitty about that. But like what a shitty run
for him, Like he's like, I came through. I was
there for like forty one days. I got one point,
got my shit kicked in.

Speaker 4 (47:05):
One of the whole time was my dad dying. That
was the best thing to happened.

Speaker 2 (47:10):
And the thing that I'll remember is that my father
passed away during all that.

Speaker 1 (47:13):
So, uh, he's out. Do we have any idea that
there's a grumblings of deserve? People are begging for a deserve, big,
big grumblings.

Speaker 5 (47:22):
They're saying it's they've convinced him to take because he
thought he wouldn't take over until next season when they
hit the Northern Championship.

Speaker 4 (47:30):
But he is apparently going to take every now.

Speaker 5 (47:32):
But it's a weird one because he's not like he's
a high pressing, like you know, quiet progressive manager. But
I feels that they need someone that can just help
them suffer their way out. But yeah, deserve. Honestly, though
I don't know coach. Until Poachertino was done.

Speaker 2 (47:50):
They were talking about something like that, Like a player
leadership model was the thing that I read it was
being potentially floated. I'm like, bro, like, hey man, let
the fucking freaks run their own ship out there.

Speaker 4 (48:04):
Yeah, it's like, can't nowhere dog, Come on, he.

Speaker 5 (48:08):
Worked in that movie Against the Flies. They can cross
the counch around each other.

Speaker 1 (48:13):
Oh yeah, yeah, they're gonna be eating Archie Gray by
the end of it, you know what I mean. They're
just tearing this shit up. Christian Romero biting his fucking
throat and ship. Yeah, that's that's not a question.

Speaker 5 (48:24):
Remem I'm trying ten thousand per on to eat you,
but I can't. Don't open it, man, I can't.

Speaker 2 (48:29):
Yeah, it's a I still I am not sure. Maybe
the next new manager bounce could be it.

Speaker 4 (48:35):
You know, one of them's gotta work.

Speaker 1 (48:37):
They're like, bro, there's no way you could do like
three no new manager bounces in a row.

Speaker 2 (48:42):
There's gotta be something. There's gotta be skin.

Speaker 4 (48:44):
All they gotta do is win one game in the
league this year.

Speaker 5 (48:48):
One?

Speaker 4 (48:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (48:49):
Yeah, yeah, is Eco chewed or that? That's really sad?
So his dad passed away the day of that last game.

Speaker 5 (48:55):
Is that why it took them like a week to
fire him, Because they must have been, like they probably
want to to far in that day and they were.

Speaker 2 (49:01):
Like a thinking a man when he's down they're like,
wait for the Yeah, that's yeah.

Speaker 5 (49:07):
I don't know exactly because it actually has really limited
us to be able to make jokes by his rain
because I'm.

Speaker 2 (49:13):
Yeah, yeah, no.

Speaker 1 (49:14):
Afterwards, I'm like, dude, what a fucking shitty situation. But
also what a that's the l really is for the
leadership at Tottenham for even saying like, well this guy
did it in Syria a couple of times, and.

Speaker 5 (49:27):
Yeah, it's still quite a funny stat today that was
Deserbe has the highest win percentage at Marseille fifty seven percent.
But before you get too excites, the man with the
second highest of fifty six percent was Ego to door.

Speaker 2 (49:47):
Oh no, I don't know what y'all gonna do somehow.
I'm just just trying to figure out, just trying to.
I think there's I still think they'll figure it out.
It just feels crazy. I don't know why it feels.
I think I believe more in Spurs than even their
own supporters do.

Speaker 5 (50:01):
You can't even compute them get ready again because it's
too exciting and prospect.

Speaker 2 (50:05):
Yeah, that's like me being like, guys, I'm not gonna
wake up with a full head of hair after this recording.
Come on, man, that's crazy.

Speaker 4 (50:11):
That's crazy.

Speaker 2 (50:11):
I mean unless, I mean unless you know, I wouldn't
be mad, but come on, that's come on.

Speaker 1 (50:17):
Stop that stop all that. She's gonna be bald either way.

Speaker 5 (50:21):
You and you and Thomas Tuccio of the second yeah.

Speaker 2 (50:25):
We're like, oh shit, thank you. And finally, I just
want to leave you with this random video I saw.
This is just Cristiano Ronaldo in two thousand and one
watching something on TV stopping muse deute milliums, damn little
deluge millium Okay, that was not reacting to nine eleven.

(50:48):
Sorry about that. I just came upon this clip and
I was like, what the fuck is this Cristiano Ronaldo
reacting to nine to eleven. I'm like, why is this
a fucking clip?

Speaker 5 (50:59):
That's FuG and night. That's how he recruited him. I
watched it he reacted to and I could tell in
his a to take a chief of a tackle in
the Premier League.

Speaker 3 (51:12):
He said, wait, buddy, I was the shraps not coming
through the screen, but I'm like, this can't be real.

Speaker 2 (51:27):
That is again. I don't know why this content is
on the internet, but it is. And that's all that's
all we can say. O, Lord, I just didn't. I
was gonna tell y'all that I found this, but I
was like, I think I'm just gonna throw it right
at the end. Non just full non sequitor.

Speaker 5 (51:44):
And listen how we made the Premier League to come
back because of finals Internet history.

Speaker 1 (51:52):
Look, millennials my age were obsessed with nine to eleven.
You know what I mean, because like, I was a junior.
I was a junior in high school and that should happen,
and every like you you can you're like and that
was such a crazy turning point.

Speaker 2 (52:04):
Brian the editor said, what do you say?

Speaker 4 (52:07):
He said, I like.

Speaker 3 (52:09):
He also said, Jolly row has somebody chained to a radiator?
I just want to go back to that, Brian dropping
heat in the chat all day?

Speaker 2 (52:17):
Oh my god, Well I can't wait to hear that song.
Nowhere after this? Where do the people find y'all? Y'all
plugging anything?

Speaker 4 (52:25):
What's new?

Speaker 2 (52:25):
What's going on with you?

Speaker 4 (52:26):
Guys?

Speaker 2 (52:27):
Going a Chris Martin dot com?

Speaker 4 (52:30):
And then I'm the guys d C.

Speaker 5 (52:34):
Heard of that Seattle, heard of that Sacramento, heard of
the guy.

Speaker 4 (52:40):
We're going to Charlotte, Tennessee.

Speaker 2 (52:43):
We go to these places I'm making.

Speaker 4 (52:46):
I'm retty putting them on in one in one, in
one clump.

Speaker 5 (52:49):
Yeah, please come because otherwise.

Speaker 2 (52:52):
Yeah, otherwise pretty old, it's pretty awkward.

Speaker 3 (52:54):
It'll be rough, and I hey, listen, I'm in the
States April all at the end.

Speaker 4 (52:59):
Of the month.

Speaker 3 (52:59):
I'm doing some crap April twenty third and the thirtieth
at the Allusioned Theater in the Fall two hours of
me telling Joki jokes. And April twenty sixth, I'm at
the Lost Church in San Francisco.

Speaker 2 (53:14):
Wait, you're doing two hours of material?

Speaker 3 (53:16):
Well no, I just just yeah, one hour and then
the same hour again.

Speaker 1 (53:21):
Cool, cool, okay, Okay, Well, I'm just I'm always talking
on that other podcast you already order to find me.

Speaker 2 (53:28):
That's gonna do it for us, And we'll be back
next week. We'll know a little bit more about who's
actually going to be playing in the World Cup and
hopefully less upsetting things going on too. Yeah, because we've
taken on Southampton. Will Martin Odegard be back, Will these
people who have managed to skirt and international duty be ready?
We just don't know, but we will find out next week.

Speaker 1 (53:49):
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Speaker 2 (53:55):
Rate the show. Please tell your friends about it, Let
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tell him we got that Cristiano Ronaldo nine eleven clip
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