Hottest Congresswoman EVER!!! Millennial Nostalgia Gone Wrong 02.04.26

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Speaker 1 (00:05):
Did you see this thing. There's this post that's going
viral of this dude on I think it's Facebook. He
it just with his name. It's a fucking photo of
a damaged car, and that snows says to the parents
of the children that thought it was a good idea
to put cinder blocks inside a snowman. I've already contacted
the police. My brand new Mustang is damaged because kids

(00:26):
thought they were being clever. This wasn't a harmless joke.
It was a dangerous and stupid and it was Oh
it was dangerous to it. It could have seriously hurt someone,
not just a wrecked car. If I find out who
did this, I'm pressing charges. So now I'm dealing with reports,
repairs and insurance because of a snowman. This is not
funny and I am beyond annoyed.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
I am beyond annoyed.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
First of all, a kids snowman, Why are you.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
So consistently driving your car through people's snowmen that they
laid a trapped for you that you predict to believe
fell fell for Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:02):
That's not even the first one that he's He's just
been like wrecking cars running.

Speaker 4 (01:07):
He used to have like a cyber truck.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
It feels like some shit in like a Disney Holiday movie.
It was like old man Johnson keeps running over our snowman.
They're like, well, we're gonna have something for him next time,
and then he's like blasted cinder blocks. It's like this
the children thought it was a good idea. He's like,
this is not a prank. It's like, was the agreement
that I get to run through the kids snowmen? And
they don't make they make sure there's.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
A social contract.

Speaker 3 (01:31):
I mean their He thought there were children inside them,
so it's not I thought it would be a lot
less damage to the car.

Speaker 5 (01:38):
You know.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
I thought that was a guy with a corn cob pipe.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
Yeah. I was like, what the fuck are you looking at?

Speaker 3 (01:43):
And Jack Frost was his sleep demon. Yeah he actually
he actually, uh, last week he just survived running into
the side of a of a mountain that was painted
like a tunnel.

Speaker 4 (01:59):
So it's actually I think.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
I was at Disney's California Adventure in the Hollywood section
and I broke my nose running full speed into the
wall that looked like the backlock.

Speaker 4 (02:12):
This is not a funny prank.

Speaker 5 (02:14):
What are with these pranks everywhere, Hello the Internet, and
welcome to season four to twenty four, episode three.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
Of Dirt Eily's Eye Guys, or otherwise known as episode
two thousand. Actually, we did our big episode two thousand
spectaculary yesterday and super producer Justin informed us we're off
by day.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
Yeah, Well, shout up to the listeners who.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
Nineteen ninety nine. Though, nineteen ninety nine. That's a good number.
That's a good number. It feels like a party like
it's mhm, exactly big.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
And Scaryato two on the Discord pointed out that a
first rate high cast would have the right day, a
third rate podcast wouldn't have noticed they messed up, but
a second rate podcast is just right. Which that is.
That's been our claim from day one. You can't just
a bunch.

Speaker 4 (03:12):
Of goldilocks ass just.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
A bunch of crazy kids with microphones, you know what
I mean, just figuring it out.

Speaker 3 (03:18):
Do you think we can fucking count you fucking nerds
talking opinions into the airwaves.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
This is a podcast where you take a deep dive
into America's shared consciousness through the day's news. We also
have a new weekly history version of the show, dropping
each Monday Morning where we do a deep dive into
the history of a different icon. We've done Einstein, We've
done ercle We've done Elvis with Chris Crofton. We just
did Marilyn Monroe and Dolly Parton.

Speaker 3 (03:48):
Wait, so you did a whole series of real people,
and then also Erkele, who is a fictional care.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
We also got another. It's because they make sense as
a Halloween costume. They fit.

Speaker 4 (04:04):
I got it.

Speaker 6 (04:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
So yeah, unfortunately Julia White is not iconic.

Speaker 3 (04:09):
You're gonna do a deep dive into Cynthia Rivo's nail.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
That's right.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
Uh, you've left for those episodes on Monday, benjam whenever
you want. They never go bad.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
It is currently Wednesday, February twenty six.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
Yeah, it's National sweater Day, It's National hemp Day, It's
a National homemade Soup Day. This is all fucking great.

Speaker 2 (04:33):
And also we never we never shouted that out when
it turned February because over the weekend.

Speaker 3 (04:40):
Yeah, yeah, what's that time to do two thousandth episode
on the nineteen ninety nine episodes.

Speaker 1 (04:47):
Yeah, I was always against me and I think people
know that. Biggest op Yeah exactly. And then also National
thank of mail Carrier day. Shout out to one of
the listeners who I believe is a male carrier because
you tagged us on your blue Sky post with you
being like, holy shit, I'm about to deliver one of
these Dolly Parton books y'all were talking about.

Speaker 2 (05:06):
Oh wow, So yeah, shout shout out to women.

Speaker 4 (05:09):
Who are the real male carriers.

Speaker 1 (05:14):
Is.

Speaker 2 (05:19):
My name is Jack O'Brien aka Jack offhand Motion Brian
stands for off hand Motion Jack Brian, and I'm thrilled
to be joined there you go on the discord, and
I'm thrilled to be joined as always by my co host,
mister Miles.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
Grace, Miles Gray. Kay, rest in peace to Catherine no Hara.

Speaker 4 (05:41):
What did you say that, Christie?

Speaker 1 (05:43):
I'm a Gucci mane. It was timely, you know what
I mean? Uh, not to say that, you know, I'm
not I'm not trying to kick kick dirt on Katherine's name.
I'm just saying I got no hair. That's right, Okay, that's.

Speaker 4 (05:54):
Oh that's so true. Oh wait, I get it.

Speaker 2 (05:56):
Yeah, Okay, Now.

Speaker 3 (06:03):
I don't know it disrespects Miles. I thought you meant
like Noah is and she's no longer here, and I.

Speaker 1 (06:08):
Was like, you imagine if that was the kind of
show YO shout out the alright, no, no, no, no no.
Like I said earlier on Monday's episode, my first white
TV mother, I would say, my first the first white
lady I saw as could potentially be a mom in

(06:29):
my eyes.

Speaker 3 (06:29):
Oh yeah, America's mom in our eyes.

Speaker 2 (06:35):
Like that, everybody just utters a.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
Did we find out what exactly the illness was? No?

Speaker 3 (06:43):
But I saw pictures of her from her like last
big public appearance, and she she, you know, looked different
than we're used to. So maybe it was I don't know.

Speaker 1 (06:53):
No, right, because she definitely was like not in the
public eyes because she didn't. We were talking about how
she wasn't at the Globe and yeah, anyway, oh well,
rest easy.

Speaker 2 (07:04):
Rest easy, Catherine O'Hara, rest.

Speaker 4 (07:08):
Uneasy, Miles no Hara.

Speaker 2 (07:10):
Yeah, no, hera over here, thrilled to be joined in
our third seat by a hilarious stand up comedian, writer,
actor improviser who you can see monthly at the Phasial
Recognition comedy show. And what's the other name of that?

Speaker 3 (07:25):
What's the second screens at maybe at the Illsion it's Polonium.

Speaker 1 (07:36):
An umbrella. Yeah, that umbrella.

Speaker 2 (07:42):
So tired. It is great to have you.

Speaker 3 (07:45):
Yeah, my goodness, thank you, it's to be here. Thank
you for reserving the two thousand episode for me.

Speaker 1 (07:52):
Yeah, a lot of.

Speaker 2 (07:53):
We So we asked our listeners some of their favorite
memories from the first two thousand episodes, and a lot
of people shouted out the ongoing bit of you anytime
one of us is out and you come on, come
on as a guest host, bragging that you've poisoned poisoned us.

Speaker 4 (08:07):
But but then people love it, they love what I
poison you.

Speaker 1 (08:11):
For people to predict what would happen in the next
two thousand, a lot of people were like, Paula, you
will kill one of them?

Speaker 2 (08:18):
Is taking them both out?

Speaker 3 (08:19):
Literally, something happens to you. You know, I'm saying that.

Speaker 4 (08:22):
Instead of.

Speaker 2 (08:24):
You do I give you my permission, it'd be like
I had to do it do them, you know, I
had to do it to them.

Speaker 1 (08:31):
You end up you're gonna end up catching a case
because you're out with like, yeah, I did it, And
they're like, I mean, we have all this evidence that.

Speaker 4 (08:38):
Would be like lyrics used against me and yeah.

Speaker 1 (08:41):
Podcast of the podcast, The Game's fucked up there using
podcast bits in court now fuck damn.

Speaker 2 (08:49):
But this would also give you the perfect plausible deniability
to then come after us.

Speaker 4 (08:54):
Be like, would I really say it on a podcast.

Speaker 2 (08:56):
To duke everybody know you have like members of the
Zeit gang? Come on, be like it was a running gag.
It does run exact thing, yea.

Speaker 1 (09:02):
And then you're just smiling to yourself, I don't know,
just shrugging to the judge, like who do you like
listening to more?

Speaker 4 (09:14):
Who would you prefer on the stand?

Speaker 1 (09:16):
You know what speaks for itself.

Speaker 2 (09:18):
My owner just get up there and start riffing. Actually,
she has a point much better.

Speaker 4 (09:25):
Entering into evidence your Google search history.

Speaker 2 (09:31):
Uh well, speaking of which we're going to get to
know you a little bit better by asking your Google
search history and underrated and overrated. First, a couple of
things we're talking about today. We got a bit of
a fun one. We got a couple of mega faithfuls
who appear to be falling apart. We got Lindsey Graham
just showing up on Fox News drunk twice twice in

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one weekend.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
Twice in one weekend.

Speaker 2 (09:57):
Yeah, talk about Nancy Mace using her staff to deliver
tequila bottles. At two am, we'll talk about Philly District
Attorney Larry Krasner talking that shit appearing to have a spine,
and then we'll talk about the upcoming Jurassic Park themed
super Bowl at seems to have missed the point of

(10:18):
Jurassic Park. All of that plenty more, But first, Paul
of Ve, we of course like to ask our guests,
what is something from your search history that is revealing
about who you are?

Speaker 3 (10:29):
Okay, so I searched Don Crowder as my latest search,
and that is the person that Tom Pelfrey plays in
Love and Death.

Speaker 4 (10:40):
I just watched all of Love and Death. Have you
guys seen it?

Speaker 1 (10:42):
No?

Speaker 3 (10:43):
Okay, it's Jesse Plemmons, Elizabeth Olson, Tom Pelfrey, Tom Pelfrey
and Jesse. I'm like obsessed with them, and especially like
Tom Pelfrey. I'm like, he's my new favorite actor.

Speaker 4 (10:54):
Ever.

Speaker 3 (10:55):
I couldn't even recognize that it was him in the
I was like, when is Tom Pelfrey coming up? And
he was like the whole time. But it's uh, it's
like a true story that's like fictionalized about these like
housewives in like the seventies and a murder and an affair.
But anyways, I looked up. I always like looking up
the real people and what happens to them, and so yeah,

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I was one.

Speaker 4 (11:18):
Of the lawyer the lawyer spoiler.

Speaker 3 (11:21):
Yeah, Don Crowder like wasn't in like criminal justice for
his lawyering expertise, and he like, okay, spoiler, spoiler spoiler.

Speaker 4 (11:32):
Do you guys care about spoilers?

Speaker 2 (11:34):
I don't personally our listeners probably.

Speaker 3 (11:37):
Okay, okay, Well he put on he was very competent
in representing someone in the show. So yeah, but then
later he fucking killed himself. So that's what happened to
Don Crowder eighteen years Probably not really because it's not
part of the show.

Speaker 4 (11:57):
But I was like, oh damn.

Speaker 3 (11:58):
Like he seemed so like had his ship together the
whole time. But you never know what somebody's going through.

Speaker 2 (12:04):
So trying to figure out where I knew Tom Pelfrey from.
He's Tom has.

Speaker 3 (12:08):
Been in my favorite season of Ozark. He was taking
task with Mark Ruffalo. He's in He's like, my, I'm
just like obsessed with him now I'll see anything he's in.

Speaker 2 (12:21):
He's the he's the main other guy besides Mark.

Speaker 3 (12:24):
Yeah, but really good at making you like feel sad
for like a really bad guy.

Speaker 4 (12:33):
And he just like falls into every fucking role.

Speaker 3 (12:36):
Even in Ozark he was like the fuck up brother,
but he was the most like sympathetic character on the
fucking show.

Speaker 1 (12:42):
He's got like he's got like the eyes of a
dog you'd see in like an asp A commercial or something.

Speaker 4 (12:49):
You just love every character.

Speaker 1 (12:50):
Yeah, there's like a depth. You're like, are you okay?

Speaker 4 (12:53):
Okay, Like let me hear your story. I don't care
who you been, it was their fall.

Speaker 2 (13:00):
What's something you think is underrated?

Speaker 3 (13:03):
Underrated? I think is uh physical media. I've been really
into physical media. Jackie s and I went to Amiba yesterday.
It was so fucking nice to just be in an amiba,
you know what I mean, to see posters, to hold
on to things.

Speaker 4 (13:19):
I think.

Speaker 3 (13:19):
I feel like so much stuff has become uh digital
and like online, and you constantly it's like so like
monetized and fast and everything.

Speaker 4 (13:28):
I'm just like remember touching records, remember books, remember little
pins and stuff.

Speaker 2 (13:36):
Yeah, yeah, it has in retrospect, like really fucked up
how I appreciate music like it really.

Speaker 3 (13:43):
Has, like I used to, Like I went in there
and I was like okay, Like I used to listen
to records with my dad even when I like had CDs.
I was like so proud of my CD collection, and
I like really cared about the music. And part of
it is when you're younger, you have like more time
to like discover things, and everything is like new and stuff.
But I'm like, damn, like I used to really appreciate

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the arts like when I was when I was a kid,
that like really shaped my perspective, and now there's so
much coming at you you don't have time.

Speaker 4 (14:12):
To like cultivate it.

Speaker 2 (14:13):
It used to be a damn album guy the radio.
I listened to albums true, and then I think about
the narrative that they're telling. And now I'm just like
Apple makes it into a radio station for me of
the one I.

Speaker 3 (14:31):
Used to like discover more shit Like I will listen
to albums like straight Through, Like if it's Kendrick Sir Beyonce,
it's like a big like you know, like spectacle of
an album, I'll like listen to it. But I used
to listen to so much, like so much variety, and
I used to be like so hyped on discovering new
ship on my own and like I'm just like, damn,

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I miss I miss sound and that way.

Speaker 1 (14:57):
Yeah, I mean like having an album like that, like
to your point, with streaming, you can just you're like,
what's that one song I like and you won't even
know that it's on an album. Yeah, And then like
versus like the old days is like you popped it
in and I would just sit down track one and
then you know there'd be some skips, but you still
had you still went through the thing of like Okay,

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let me give each song at.

Speaker 2 (15:18):
Least, Yeah, this is my album this week. I'm listening
to this all week.

Speaker 3 (15:24):
Yeah, and like the discovery of like finding layers in it,
and like the I think part of the joy of
physical media was like you can't get everything, so you
are forced to really enjoy the few things that you
have and you have to like decide and pick, like
Jackie's was like trying to pick out which albums you
want and.

Speaker 4 (15:42):
He's like, oh, I love this one, but I want
this one, you know.

Speaker 3 (15:45):
And there's like a joy in that too, of like
trying to think of like what you value and like
you know how much you value it.

Speaker 2 (15:52):
I speaking of just like going to places that used
to like stores that used to exist and don'tatemore. I
want to Koreatown Plaza yesterday because my friend is like
a real foodie and he's like these I've got like
these five dishes that are like amazing at the food
court in Koreatown Plaza. We went there, But it really
like you go into the malls in Koreatown and it

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really feels like you're stepping back into another time like
that they still have stores in there that like don't exist,
and I'm like, how is this working out?

Speaker 7 (16:27):
Like stores like they'll they have like like entire stores
of like physical media for K pop and various like
like music stores.

Speaker 2 (16:39):
And stuff like that. They'll just have like jeans stores
that are just jeans. But like it just feels like
I'm in the mall in the eighties that like yeah,
doesn't exist anywhere. It really feels like you're like walking
into a time warp, and I like I want to
know the the the economics of like how is it
just the rent is good or what how do they

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make it work?

Speaker 3 (17:01):
Maybe like like some communities feel like more old school
like and it's more like communal experience shopping because like
I know in like in India when you like go
buy a sorry, it's like a whole thing, like you
have to go feel all.

Speaker 4 (17:16):
The materials and test everything.

Speaker 3 (17:17):
They display everything for you and you go like in
a group with your family.

Speaker 2 (17:22):
You know.

Speaker 3 (17:22):
It's like a big kind of like how malls were
like a hangout for kids in their teens and like
in our generation.

Speaker 4 (17:29):
But like so I think like there's probably pockets.

Speaker 2 (17:32):
Like social thing, yeah.

Speaker 3 (17:35):
Yeah, and like a trust in like touching the jeans
that you're gonna buy and being like yeah these fit.

Speaker 2 (17:42):
Yeah, there's people there. You know, there's people shopping all right.
What is something that you think is overrated?

Speaker 3 (17:51):
Laid back people because I have jokes about this about
how I'm type A and like now we need to
pay some respect to type A people. But even just
like I feel like the most annoying people are doing
the hardest work. They're the ones pouring through the Epstein files.
They're the ones in the front lines of the fucking

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marches because they have a spine and they care about
you know what I mean. Like it's people who really
I guess it's like caring about things and being vocal
about it, Like that's underrated or the opposite is overrated
because like all these fucking personality hires that are like
so chill, they're fucking weak, dude, they don't they don't
do like they're weak. If you get along with everyone,

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I'm not gonna get along with you, you know what
I mean? Like you have to have some sort of
morals or things to.

Speaker 1 (18:43):
Listen to you. Who are you talking about specific Like
when you say the two chill people, are you picturing
people that you know, like friends of yours or like
what is it just a kind of person who's just
saying because.

Speaker 3 (18:56):
Yeah, because of where we're at, Like you have to
care at this point. You can't be like political or
just in a.

Speaker 4 (19:02):
Good time, you know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (19:03):
Like you like and I also like I just am
trying to give props to the people who may not
have like the Chillis personalities, but do the fucking work,
you know what I mean, people.

Speaker 2 (19:15):
Who are organized going through the Epstein file, like doing
the work that government employees were not willing to do.

Speaker 3 (19:24):
They may be fucking weird and like odd and whatever,
but you know what this is probably because I just
saw the movie Send Help, and like Rachel McAdams plays
a very strange woman who does all the work on
the island, and uh, that's probably embedded in my head, right.

Speaker 2 (19:44):
Is it good? It's it's good, It's good.

Speaker 1 (19:47):
It's weird.

Speaker 2 (19:49):
Huh.

Speaker 1 (19:49):
Better than Millennia, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (19:52):
I mean that's obvious. Obviously it was Milan Lania. The
movie is kind of on an island of its own.

Speaker 2 (20:05):
So that's right, just trying to stay awake for the
entirety of that is like, it's the new stay awake
for the entirety of Milania.

Speaker 3 (20:16):
Chance to watch the post credit scene, it's like Milania
will be back in the Hague.

Speaker 2 (20:24):
Wasn't that supposed to be a movie this year? The
Hague movie? Wasn't that supposed to be like an A
word contender. I don't know, with like a bunch of
A listers playing different Nazis.

Speaker 1 (20:37):
Oh you're said about Nuremberg. Yeah you want Nuremberg? Yeah yeah, yeah,
I don't know what happened to that. The one was
like Russell Crowe is Russell Crowe is Herman Gurring or
whatever the fuck.

Speaker 2 (20:48):
Nuremberg movie came out in twenty twenty five, and just
like Doesn't Exist came out November seventh.

Speaker 1 (20:55):
Yeah, Well, remember like we were talking about because the
posters are like, look how badass fucking and Russell Crowe
looks at like as Herman.

Speaker 3 (21:03):
Gurring, like they do any of them have real names,
where as his wife called.

Speaker 1 (21:09):
Him Hermi.

Speaker 2 (21:11):
Hermi gurring. Uh yeah, sitting at a robust sixty one
on Metacritics and just nobody, nobody cared. Why would you
so no big deal? Say the laid back people. I
just like, I don't know, it's like a bummer. Why
would you watch something like that? You know, it's like that,

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It's just adding stress to my life.

Speaker 1 (21:35):
It's funnier things you can watch.

Speaker 2 (21:37):
All right, Uh, let's take a quick break and we're
gonna come back and get to hear what Lindsay Graham
sounds like when he's drunk on television. We'll be right back,
and we're back, and we're back, and we are back,

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and uh, Lindsey Graham, we've been noticing, we've been noticing
some issues with the There was just a New York
magazine article that dropped called Nancy Mace, Something's broken, the
motherboard's fried. We're short circuiting somewhere. That was the title.

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The quote from like one of her former aides. We
talked about her getting in trouble for berating cops in
security while going through like security at the airport, because
she's like, I'm a I'm a big deal, like going
full Burgundy on them.

Speaker 1 (22:33):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (22:34):
She burned her Trump bridge by refusing to change her
vote on that steam file release. So a bit of
a hero in that respect.

Speaker 1 (22:41):
But herom.

Speaker 2 (22:45):
The lowest possible. Let's not change the Overton window for hero.
She was right on a issue.

Speaker 3 (22:51):
But wait, I don't know if you guys covered this,
and I don't see it here, but like doesn't didn't
she have that thing where she was trying to be
voted like the hottest member of Yes.

Speaker 1 (23:00):
Oh yeah, wait that is in here.

Speaker 2 (23:03):
Oh okay, Sorry, I'm just gonna read from this New
York magazine article. Her antics were a problem well before
airport Gate, which was what they were calling her flipping out.
During her first term, staffer say Mace would command them
to bring her liquor after midnight to keep parties going
at her home, which is technically an abuse of her
office according to house rules. Look when I worked for her,

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our poor scheduler was getting calls at two o'clock in
the morning to come bring her bottles of tequila. A
former staffer claimed of incidence they were called going back
to twenty twenty one. In addition to reportedly having her
staff create burner accounts to defend her, Mace allegedly instructed
a staffer to go on Reddit forums about the quote
hottest women in Congress to boost her standing in the

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rankings and comment where needed. Mace was very adamant about
getting the staffers to upvote any posts about the congress
woman and her attractiveness. According to her second staffer, hell yeah,
I didn't know you got paid to do that.

Speaker 4 (24:00):
I was just doing it for free. That's crazy.

Speaker 1 (24:02):
Yeah, you could work for the you could work for
the congresswoman.

Speaker 2 (24:05):
But another one said she would definitely do it excessively.
They said of the congresswoman's drinking in marijuana usage. And
again not to say that most members don't or most
staff don't, but it got to the point where it
was an issue. So that's where old Nancy Mace is at. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
it's not a good place.

Speaker 1 (24:26):
I mean, I think it makes she's I remember at
the beginning of the second administration, people were like going
through her biography and like when you like see what
her life is like, you're like, oh, yeah, you got
a big daddy size hole missing inside of your like
spirit because her dad was a military family, right, yeah,
to the dad was like a hard assed military guy

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and to the point where she like was the first
woman to graduate from the fucking citadel, like the military
academy because she was like so hell bent on getting
her father's approval. And you're like, oh man, this is
that's a recipe for I guess yeah whatever that is
like what we first knew, and that's where she broke

(25:07):
mainstream was like really weird, adamant transphobia. Yeah, she was.

Speaker 4 (25:13):
She's like women can't be men. I've tried. I've tried
to please father.

Speaker 2 (25:18):
It doesn't watter. He won't allow it. So we got that.
We've talked before about MTG kind of her very being yeah,
you know, not not happy with the results. Maybe in
some cases.

Speaker 1 (25:34):
I think she just sees she I think she she
gets Trump is weak, like in terms of like she
feels that there's an opportunity for her to really differentiate
and probably be able to absorb some kind of bass
after whatever happens when it happens. But she's clearly trying
to be like I'm gonna get out ahead of this
and say stuff like Maga wasn't alive the whole time,

(25:55):
like you know, shit. So now with Lindsay Graham, though
he was on uh like Fox News drunk twice maybe
once on Friday and once on Sunday. Here he was
on Hannity where he he actually, I don't think knew
how to say sanctuary city because I mean, I'm maybe

(26:18):
he had a drink. I don't know. You you you
tell me.

Speaker 6 (26:22):
I want sanctuary city policy to end?

Speaker 3 (26:27):
Okay, Okay, Honestly, though, why not if you're drunk on Fox,
that's probably doing more research than they've ever done, you
know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (26:37):
Why the fuck not? Yit?

Speaker 1 (26:41):
Yeah, well, right before that, he then was like ranting
about how Republicans need to like make their case to
voters and like differentiate themselves over sank, like basically, we
got to be more crueled immigrants and that's how Republicans
are gonna win. But the whole time he's like looking
above the camera as if like a like there's a
drunken teleprompter taped to the ceiling.

Speaker 2 (27:03):
A teleprompter. Only the drunk can see.

Speaker 6 (27:05):
Yeah, we got to give them a chance to see
the difference between us at liberal Democrats. In two weeks,
we're gonna have that chance, and I can't wait to jump.

Speaker 1 (27:14):
He's just I don't know why.

Speaker 4 (27:16):
He's literally he looked like he hiccupped for a second.

Speaker 1 (27:18):
He did.

Speaker 2 (27:20):
Took a golf of something looking talking to the wrong thing.

Speaker 4 (27:24):
He's talking to the Lord, what are you talking about?

Speaker 2 (27:27):
He's doing. He's doing the cartoon drunk thing. He's like
off in the corner having a conversation with a pink
elephant that's like flying up in the top corner of
the room.

Speaker 4 (27:36):
Or do you think there's an the big teleprompter in
the sky, you know what?

Speaker 1 (27:40):
Or he's a grim reaper just being like he's no,
no sanctuary cities. No. And then on Sunday he went
back and was just fucking yelling on Fox News Sunday
with Shannon Bream and again a little a little slurry.
I don't mean race slurs, because I'm sure he just

(28:01):
says that in private, but that's him slurring. Yeah, just
as his speech on Fox News, we're going to push
for it.

Speaker 6 (28:06):
Well, what we're going to do is well, I'm not
going to agree that would grind it to halt if
you had hold on what what?

Speaker 1 (28:14):
Let me give you one more stab as that Lindsay Hunk,
we're going to push for it.

Speaker 6 (28:17):
Well, what we're going to do is well, I'm not
going to agree that would grind it to a halt.
If you had a judicial warrant in all these things,
you couldn't You couldn't deal with mass We're not We're
not dealing with the UH. We're trying to get people
out of the country. Have no right to be here. Judge,
people who are legal learning rents.

Speaker 1 (28:35):
You remember Kim immigrants learning rents.

Speaker 6 (28:39):
You remember Kim Davis? I do, Okay, who's Kim Davis? Folks?
Nothing to do with the legal immigration. Kim Davis was
a clerk of court in Kentucky. The Supreme Court ruled
that the law of the land was that gay marriage.

Speaker 1 (28:54):
Was He's barely hanging on you know what I mean.

Speaker 4 (28:57):
I don't know what you're talking about. Miles. First of all, him,
do you know a woman? And I'm attracted to them?
As we all know. Has anybody been boing?

Speaker 2 (29:13):
Sorry, what have.

Speaker 4 (29:16):
You been watching that hate rivalry lately?

Speaker 1 (29:20):
I don't get it.

Speaker 2 (29:21):
I don't Judge, Judge, I do like just interjecting that
anytime anybody asks me what I'm gonna do? Yeah, like,
what are we gonna do for the two thousandth episode?

Speaker 3 (29:33):
Well, Judge, her match game was umat Judge.

Speaker 4 (29:40):
It's like, yes, chef, but listen, Judge, why my trial?

Speaker 1 (29:44):
I'm some pizza bagels? Judge?

Speaker 4 (29:49):
Sorry, afer am I allowed to do that, your honor?

Speaker 1 (29:53):
It's a very so very normal things when a lot
of people are like why, Like the Epstein Files came
out Friday, he showed up drunk on Hannity and people
are like, does this have anything to do with that?
It's like, it's probably just the call of the void
within him for being like, you hate yourself and you're
a Republican, what are you doing? Keep drinking? Go ahead,
lick the boot.

Speaker 4 (30:14):
Yes, Wiles at all?

Speaker 1 (30:17):
No, No, not not that at least I can tell yet.
But it's funny. There was one person pointed out that
another congress person like they kind of like talk a
lot about how Lindsey Graham likes to get drunk. And
there's one an anecdote that I think is from John
Kennedy and he goes, if you want to stump Lindsay,
just ask him to name a country he wouldn't bomb.
This was like in his book. And then he goes

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invite him to dinner, and you don't know if he'll
sit down for an intelligent conversation or get drunk and
vomit in the fish tank. But that's why I like him.

Speaker 2 (30:47):
But he's a good old boy, you know what I'm saying.
He has a major problem with alcohol.

Speaker 3 (30:55):
Listen, if you're going to be closeted, you might as
well be gay.

Speaker 1 (30:58):
But know, those guys are'll be like, it's like he's running.
It's like but I feel like the way like all
those conservatives would be like, he's a good guy, like,
but it feels like he's running from something. I don't know.
I can't really put my finger on it anyway, So
he gets pretty messed up. So yeah, things are fine, fine,
fine with all they're going.

Speaker 2 (31:19):
Well, yeah, just every day a new thing that would
derail the Democratic Party, that would be like on the
front page of every every year.

Speaker 1 (31:27):
But again, I think it's more just to be like
this is how they are.

Speaker 4 (31:30):
I always just think about Howard Dean. I'm just like.

Speaker 2 (31:36):
Mad yeah, we got that.

Speaker 1 (31:39):
Okay, this guy's fucking crazy. Okay, first he's talking about
like universal healthcare and then what the fuck was that?
Like what? Yeah? Isolate? Okay, new drops but so yeah,
but I do think I mean on the brighter side though, too,
it's like, well, there are a lot of Republicans like Jesus,

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what a mess, and the Democrats are rightly so too.
I feel like at least you have like district attorneys
that are kind of beginning to be like what the
fuck is everyone doing here? Like, you know, they're like
violating the law. We need to like fucking fight back,
you know, like as DA's anybody with me?

Speaker 2 (32:18):
They've been getting targeted by the right for a long time,
Like Larry Krasner is the name that we've known for
a long time because he's.

Speaker 1 (32:26):
He's woke das well.

Speaker 2 (32:27):
Yeah, that they've been targeting.

Speaker 1 (32:30):
Now.

Speaker 2 (32:30):
Kind of nice to have a woke DA, isn't it people?
Isn't it a democratic And.

Speaker 1 (32:35):
By what we mean they stand for human rights?

Speaker 2 (32:38):
Yeah or something like that.

Speaker 4 (32:39):
But yeah, wow, very awake of them, that's very awake.
They're operating on a level we haven't even understood.

Speaker 2 (32:46):
Yeah, I didn't know you could do that. The Democratic
Party is like, we didn't know you could do that. Yeah,
We're sorry.

Speaker 1 (32:54):
Yeah, I mean like like.

Speaker 3 (32:55):
There's nothing in the rule book that says we can't
use the rules.

Speaker 1 (32:59):
Yeah, but how do we use these rules and laws?
So yeah, Larry Krasner, the Philly DIA, he's been very
vocal this year and even had to call out his
own Governor, Josh Shapiro, because Krasner described Ice as and
hold on to your fucking butts, guys. He called them
wanna be Nazis in that second, Yeah, and that ruffled

(33:23):
Governor Shapiro's feathers. He came out and called the comments
quote abhorrent and said the rhetoric doesn't quote help to
bring down the temperature guns do Wait, this is what
I'm saying. This is the kind of Democrat the party
is going to try and force force down the voter's
throats in twenty eight, if there's even an election. It's

(33:45):
like someone like a Gavin Newsom or a Josh Shapiro
who's like, I will be a friend to the oppressors,
trust me. Okay, that's my whole thing.

Speaker 2 (33:53):
You don't want to make them matter. They've got a
gun on it like they're truly the people who are
just like, we gotta be nice, we gotta do whatever
they say.

Speaker 4 (34:01):
You guys, get mad, nice slavery. If it's voluntary, it's fine, okay,
And that's all that matters.

Speaker 2 (34:09):
The only thing that historic bullies and fascists have ever
understood is appeasement. And that's what was that?

Speaker 4 (34:17):
What was that poem? Go quietly into that dark night,
Let's do it very quietly.

Speaker 1 (34:23):
Let's be with your eyes closed on Benzo's into that night,
into that dark eyes that far, and then you forget.
You wake up, You're like, what was I doing? You're like,
don't worry, just eat your taco bell that you were
fainting in.

Speaker 2 (34:40):
Yeah, at least Republicans are on fucking Tequilas. Definitely feel
like they're on benzos. Man, I'm travel to the midterm.
Kind of fun to be out here and not really
give a fun But you know.

Speaker 1 (34:52):
Here's the deal. Krasner hit back at Shapiro. Okay, because
he was just saying, well, these he could sit. He
doubled down. He said, quote, these are people who have
in their moves from a Nazi playbook and a fascist
playbook aka American Jim Crow's health, okay, And Governor Shapiro
is not meeting the moment. The moment requires that we
all we call a subgroup of people within federal law

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enforcement who are killing innocent people, physically assaulting innocent people,
threatening and punishing the use of video what they are,
just say it. Don't be a whimp. Dan. Then then
he said he left it like he left his speech
with a quote by this Rabbi Jokim Prince, who was
at the March on Washington in nineteen sixty three, quote,
bigotry and hatred are not the most urgent problem. The

(35:35):
most urgent, the most disgraceful, the most shameful, and the
most tragic problem is silence. And he said a reminder,
mister governor, silence equals death. So you're like, oh shit,
Larry kras the fucking word. Okay. And recently he was
on MS NOW where they were like, hey, you know,
with all these other das fighting back, like what do

(35:56):
you even see? Like what can be done? And this
guy says it clearly, at least from his perspective as
a district attorney.

Speaker 8 (36:03):
Well, obviously the most important thing is to return them
to their families. But let me just say this to
anybody in the federal government, be careful what you wish for.
I can list ten different state court crimes that look
like taking a kid away from their family without legal authority,
transporting them somewhere else, and not letting the family know

(36:23):
where they are. And it is increasingly clear that this
is being done without authority. Let me just say, as
the DA in Philly, you try that stuff in Philly,
you're going to find out we will come after you,
you know. And I do want to say this, there
are plenty of good federal officials. We work with federal
law enforcement in Philadelphia all the time as long as
they obey the law and the constitution. But you want

(36:44):
to commit crimes in cities in America, you better get
ready to do time and see.

Speaker 4 (36:50):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (36:51):
And if you want a rhyme, yeah, she's.

Speaker 1 (36:55):
Like, okay, mister preacher man. But yeah, I think very interesting. Again,
Like you're starting to see a bit of a fracture here,
because there are these people who are like I'm about
upholding the law and not fucking people over with it,
trying to protect people because we have a legal system
or whatever, and having a having a governor who is
the head of that state saying things like guys, let's

(37:17):
just you know, let's just kind of ignore it. To
Paulav's point, can we just be like chill about this
a little bit. I feel like we need to be
a little.

Speaker 2 (37:25):
Bit being a little mean. Yeah, yeah, yeah, could you
not be mean?

Speaker 1 (37:30):
And I think I think this is the kind of
thing that people really need to adjust their sort of
antennae for for when they hear these sort of high
status democrats talking on ice, really notice who is actually
saying this shit is a borring and has to stop illegal.
We need to prosecute these people and the ones that are
like I mean, maybe you know, I think we can

(37:52):
work with them, We can work together. And I think
that's because clearly the Democrats are gonna want somebody again,
just like when they missed it in twenty twenty. It's like,
we're not boat rockers, Okay, we're boat stabilizers. We like
to stabilize our boat.

Speaker 3 (38:06):
I just don't understand how like they don't get that
this comes for It's like the leopards eating my face.
Like every this is like rampant domestic terrorism in our
streets in all the biggest cities, and you think your
family and friends are not going to be affected at
some point, Like how we said this before when they

(38:26):
were threatening to deport so many people of like how
the what was it like one in fifteen homes or
like mixed documentation homes.

Speaker 4 (38:33):
Right, So I'm like, I.

Speaker 3 (38:35):
Just don't understand this, like complete absolute denial, Like you
live in a gated community, but not everyone you know,
does you know?

Speaker 1 (38:44):
Right?

Speaker 4 (38:44):
Like I just don't get it.

Speaker 2 (38:45):
Also, I gotta say, Larry Krasner, I don't think I
had seen him like on TV before. I definitely read
his quotes before. Another thing that you can trust about
him is that I feel like democrats who look like
they are in a like Hugo boss ad like look

(39:06):
like they've like been working with the stylist to look presidential.
Sometimes you can be like, oh, I feel like they're
gonna be like, don't say something that is not going
to pole well, And then this dude looks like he
slept in that suit. Yes, he looks like and that's
who I was thinking of. It looks like he washed

(39:26):
down a carton of like takeout Chinese with pepto bismo.

Speaker 1 (39:33):
Assistance, like Larry you're tired. I don't give a ship,
you know what I mean? Because even the way he's
like his elbows are on the desk, he's right, he's
hunched over, and you can tell he's just he looks
like he's had it, and he looks up. There are
state charges. It looks like you're kidnapping children.

Speaker 2 (39:52):
Harried and frazzled, like as one should be.

Speaker 4 (39:56):
Yeah exactly.

Speaker 3 (39:57):
I feel like those people are going to get the
most support from going forward because they're the ones who
are actually like being unbothered is no longer like the
aesthetic you want.

Speaker 1 (40:06):
To have, right Yeah, yeah exactly.

Speaker 2 (40:10):
Damn you had time to like moisturize like you look
like you said for a three hour haircut.

Speaker 1 (40:17):
Shit. I mean that when he was on Ben Shapiro's
show earlier this year and was like.

Speaker 2 (40:23):
I just like to be able to talk to both sides, you.

Speaker 1 (40:26):
Know what, But then also being like, I don't know
if there's a genocide going on in Gonza, You're like, exactly,
like these people are so craven, like they're just they're
just they're like like organisms that only know how to
kind of drift into the middle or like trying to
like there's there's no other sort of instinct aside from
like how do I be in between and not stand

(40:48):
for anything and seem like I'm doing something.

Speaker 2 (40:50):
All Right, let's take a quick break. We'll come back.
We'll talk about super Bowl commercials were super Bowl, super
Bowl and we're back, We're back, and we're back. I

(41:13):
was gonna try and sing that in the Jurassic Park theme,
and I forgot what the Jurassic Park theme sounded like.

Speaker 1 (41:27):
That.

Speaker 3 (41:29):
If you're having a bad day, that's fucking soundtrack bangs, dude,
it just changes everything.

Speaker 2 (41:33):
Yeah, just look around you and wonder.

Speaker 1 (41:39):
In the open up your refrigerator slowly to that music,
and it'll be with these old strawberries I had in
the back they turned black.

Speaker 4 (41:49):
It's like a pro.

Speaker 1 (41:53):
Science.

Speaker 2 (41:53):
They really will find a way. Ian Malcolm, So you
know super Bowl cammercials. Lately, this is the thing that
is being discussed in marketing circles as like the obvious
way you have to go. You have to go find
a famous actor from a famous movie from the past.
When people feel like we didn't have problems back then.

(42:17):
That was a different America where we could ignore the
white supremacy in this country.

Speaker 4 (42:22):
Can I can I give my theory on this.

Speaker 1 (42:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (42:26):
I feel like they're trying to boomerirify our generation. So
they're pulling back all the nostalgia for like millennials in
order to get us to stop caring about like social justice,
so that we will just like spend money as though
we have it like the boomers do. So I feel
like that's why they're like pulling out all these like
characters and.

Speaker 4 (42:42):
They're like, don't worry. Remember when you were a kid,
like you can.

Speaker 1 (42:46):
I think they're actually stupider than that, to the point
that they have no ideas and they look at a
wall of old tapes and go, have we done this
one yet? Again?

Speaker 2 (42:56):
That's also fair maybe maybe, but I thinks and it
was so attractive to boomers. I think you're right, And like,
the reason it was so attractive to boomers is because
they were in the process of ignoring a lot of
shit to just be like aeah, but the sixties were
fucking cool, right, you know, But they don't think too
much about what our country's wealth is built on.

Speaker 1 (43:19):
But they had a financial boom period of the eighties
and nineties, which is very different, and so they were
able to sort of really insulct themselves with all kinds
of creature comforts to really yeah.

Speaker 4 (43:29):
I feel like they're trying to work it backwards, as
though we have money.

Speaker 2 (43:33):
Right, yeah, what if you had money like your parents? Yeah,
And so a lot of where they're pointing the propaganda
is the eighties and nineties, when something I've talked about
before is the dependency ratio, where like the period where
a glut of people in your country is going through

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the working age is your country is just inevitably going
to do better financially than it has in the past.
And that was when the Baby boom was going from
eighteen to sixty five and like reaching the peak of
their money making capabilities and low and behold, America like
has a booming economy. And obviously the baby boomers want

(44:14):
don't want to make it about that, but it's just
like sort of a demographic thing that happens that like
supercharges your economy. But so those were the boom times
and the eighties and nineties, and.

Speaker 4 (44:25):
They were times, they were the boom of time.

Speaker 1 (44:28):
That's right. I just think, like I look at that
time and I get angry. Yeah, because the nineties, well
or even the nineties, really the nineties for me that
I'm like brother, especially as a dad, I'm my brother.
It'll never be like that for my kid. Not to
say like everything was right or anything, but I'm like,
we're so far gone from what the norms are even.

Speaker 3 (44:47):
Then, and it happened so fucking quickly. Like I cannot
get over the fact that like my parents' generation, like
and my generation, everybody wanted to come to the US,
and now like the generation below is like, fuck no,
I don't want to get killed in a mass shooting. Yeah,
it's like it like is the entire like immigrant identity
is like the American dream, and that's my And the

(45:10):
fact that my parents are like, oh no, yeah, it's gone.
I'm like, oh shit, you get that you can't just
walk into a store and do a firm handshake and
handover a resume, right right.

Speaker 1 (45:20):
Right exactly. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (45:22):
I think that's very cool of your parents. I think
most people in that age Cohort are like and the
reason is because of TikTok and your generation.

Speaker 4 (45:31):
Yeah, my parents are pretty pretty cool.

Speaker 2 (45:34):
But so in order to be risk free, you know,
ads are just there to make you feel good, make
you have positive associations, So they're just like, how do
we reference the eighties and nineties. Last year we got
an ad in which Billy Crystal will make Ryan re
teamed as Harry and Sally to hawk orgasm, deploying mayonnaise,

(45:54):
like mayonnaise that gives you orgasms. I guess I don't
even that's.

Speaker 4 (45:58):
Honestly why I thought white people love to mayonnaise.

Speaker 3 (46:02):
Explanation can't be can like that's their ky jelly, to
be fair, But yeah, like during the the start in
the pandemic, and it's just like, as political polarization increases,
they're like, when do we go back to a time
when Joe Biden could have lunch with the biggest racist
in Congress.

Speaker 2 (46:22):
And everybody felt good about that. They even did a
Ferris Bueller one. I think that was the big one
where was like, hell yeah, where Matthew Broderick was in
a car commercial even though he was involved in a
horrible but that's what I mean.

Speaker 1 (46:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (46:38):
Yeah, So they've got the ultim ultimate nostalgia bait Super
Bowl ad this year with and it's It's brought to
you by corporate consolidation Comcast Exfinity, which, like.

Speaker 3 (46:53):
The mobile ads with all the Scrubs people, and that
ship was huge last year too.

Speaker 2 (46:58):
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah. So the premise of the commercial
is Comcast Exfinity. I would have worked out what would
have worked out the tech problems at Jurassic Park had
like if Comcast Exfinity was just around, then you would
we wouldn't have had to all collectively hold onto our butts.

(47:18):
It's really just keep saying hold onto your butts. But
I've been holding my butt this whole conversation.

Speaker 3 (47:23):
So I see your hands, what's the other one doing?

Speaker 1 (47:27):
I don't know what's the other one.

Speaker 4 (47:31):
Doesn't I can't. I only have one hand free.

Speaker 1 (47:36):
I got hand on both my cheeks Hollander and Rosenov
right now, and I'm lifting myself up.

Speaker 9 (47:42):
That's what I called my butt cheeks now my butt straps.

Speaker 1 (47:49):
The bootstraps. I was pulling myself up by my butt cheeks.

Speaker 2 (47:52):
Samuel L. Jackson said, hold onto your butts in the movie,
what were you picture? Were you picturing both hands on
the cakes like squad your.

Speaker 3 (48:00):
Butt the traditional way to do it. But I am
but sexual. So that's why I only have.

Speaker 1 (48:05):
One one handed but grab Yeah, I mean you feel
like because there's two cheeks. You know, you gotta respect
them both. It turns you know what I mean, Yeah,
or if you got a big like Javon Curse style hand,
maybe you could just grab a holder. But that the
way that like commercial unfolds because it's like all around
the moment where the like the shit goes hey wire
right in front of the t Rex pen and then

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Sam Jackson's like, crap, well he doesn't say that, but
then like the Exfinity guy's like, hey, how about Exfinity
just refires up Jurassic Park and they skip all of
the bad part and then it's all about how chill
Jurassic Park is. Nothing bad went.

Speaker 2 (48:43):
From first one was directed by Tico with bro He's
killing He did that Mountain Dew commercial with Seal last year.
I'm pretty sure that is crazy. He's just like, I
know where my bread is butt Herid. Yes, yeah, but
it incorporates footage from the original movie. And then they
also bring back the original stars Sam Neil, Laura Dern,

(49:06):
and Jeff Goldbloom and do a Irishman style daging like
but not quite that good, Like they're it's it's somewhere
between the Irishmen and the Polar Express movie where like
the eyes are dead.

Speaker 1 (49:25):
Yeah, there's one shot where Jeff Goldbloom's his like face
is completely wrong, Like his nose and eyes don't look
like his at all. It's just like they got the
skin tone and basic shape right. And I'm like, you
certainly couldn't have let this happen. And Sam Neil looks
like he's perpetually melting in certain shots, like where like

(49:45):
one half is just really smooth on his face. You
have no idea how.

Speaker 4 (49:49):
They looks like.

Speaker 1 (49:51):
Face in a weird way. And I guess, like, even
as I watch it, I'm just like, fuck, dude, no, like, yuh,
this is not I mean, I love Jurassic Park, but
this is like the dumbest ship you could have done
with it.

Speaker 2 (50:04):
Wait you don't you're not a fan of corporate synergy,
because I'm usual the NBC Universal Universal owns Jurassic Park.
NBC's broadcasting the Super Bowl this year. Come on, how
many people got boners in their fucking suits?

Speaker 1 (50:20):
Again.

Speaker 3 (50:21):
I'm not gonna hold this against Laura Dern. I'm just
I'm gonna pretend like she never did it.

Speaker 1 (50:27):
Especially yeah yeah, oh well, and like when I think
about her famous quote from Big Little Lies, I will
never not be rich. When she says that, I'm like,
I will never be rich. I'm like, hell yeah, like
you know what, Laura dirt And honestly, she actually ended
up looking the best out of all three of them.

Speaker 3 (50:46):
So yeah, because women have to do that to their
faces in real life.

Speaker 4 (50:51):
It's like they're already given the technology a boost.

Speaker 1 (50:54):
Or maybe it just did it. Yeah, or I think
cause she's she's she looks great, she's aged, you know
what I mean, So maybe the computer was less fucked
up trying to just like do things, where like Sam
Neil was like, are you is this saying?

Speaker 4 (51:06):
Yeah, I think she and Jeff Goldbloom got the best
of it.

Speaker 1 (51:09):
Yeah, and Jeff Goldblum even didn't get the best of it. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (51:13):
It's it's a weird ad because he fixes it with
Wi Fi, which to obviously doesn't exist at the time,
and they they're they're taking like selfies with the with
the t rex and stuff.

Speaker 1 (51:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (51:27):
Also, the root cause of the disaster was that they
wouldn't pay Nedri. They really this ad is full of
Nedrie erasure. Oh yeah, which I think the premise is,
what what if this guy was the tech instead of Nedrie.
The reason dri fucked off and they don't even have
they they show the screen that is like password denied,

(51:49):
password denied. They don't have him saying, ah, you didn't
say the magic word, which you fucked up. That's one
of the most iconic parts of the movie. But the
reason he fucked off, like in the book, I think
they're even more specific about it, was because they like
wouldn't pay him, and so he was like, all right,

(52:10):
I'm going to sell these two other people.

Speaker 1 (52:12):
But yeah, he went extra curricular with it. Yeah, yeah,
I mean, god, we've got thoughts in here.

Speaker 3 (52:18):
I really do think though, this Exfinity commercial is what
Michael Crichton had in mind when he wrote this whole thing.
I think that's the underpinnings of it.

Speaker 1 (52:26):
Yeah. I was wondering, like, what was it Wayne Knight
like you know, pushed out, But it's probably because him
being there completely ruins like the facade of what this
commercial was trying to do. We're like, no, you have
it all wrong. And also shit had to go wrong
for them to understand what they were doing was backwards

(52:47):
in the first place.

Speaker 2 (52:48):
Yeah, but yeah, the whole movie's central premise is that
all the characters all object to the parks ethically objectionable
science and capitalistic exploitation of the natural world, even before
the system goes offline. And this is just like, nah,
everybody's happy, Like the Sam Neil is like calling someone

(53:11):
being like, I enthusiastically endorse the opening of this park.

Speaker 3 (53:17):
I thought the whole thing of original Jurassic Park was
was adopted on't shop.

Speaker 4 (53:21):
I thought that's why they were is that not na.

Speaker 1 (53:27):
May have changed.

Speaker 3 (53:29):
Oh okay, all my dinos are rescued, So I don't
know what good you guys about.

Speaker 9 (53:35):
The goat budget though, Oh man, oh man, oh god,
they just delivered directly to my home now.

Speaker 2 (53:45):
A Universal rep literally stated that they want this ad
to both promote Comcast Wi Fi service and introduced the
original Jurassic Park to a new generation. So like, not
like that, that's so fucked up, Like kids are gonna
find out about Durrassic par and be like, man, this
is just a movie about one bad tech guy who
fucks everything up, right, as opposed to the entire underlying

(54:09):
theme of the movie.

Speaker 1 (54:11):
Right.

Speaker 3 (54:12):
Also, I hope that parents are introducing their kids to
the original Jurassic Park before any of the other fucking movies.
I haven't seen Jurassic World. Yeah, I'm not watching any
of that. Ship the original Jurassic Park stands up. It's
so good.

Speaker 2 (54:29):
My kids call it the prequel to the Chris Pratt movie.
Those what they call They call it the prequel. They
call it the prequel to the Chris Pratt movie. Yeah, wow,
do they like the Chris Pratty more pret They look
at me with tears in their eyes and they say, Daddy,
want one more Pratt? He is our most great movie star.

Speaker 1 (54:48):
Go on side two loose copies of Jurassic Pack here
in my pocket. There you go, young man. Make sure
you raise them to be good, concerned five men.

Speaker 2 (55:00):
All right? Nick Adam Nidrie really gets fucked over both
in the original movie because he's just somebody who's trying
to make like they treat him as like, well, you
should just be happier getting to work for Jurassic Park.
But like I get in the book, they make it
more clear that he's like they're not paying him and
so he's going to sell the dinosaur embryos to a competitor.

Speaker 3 (55:25):
We need we need to unionize the Jurassic Park Workers movie.

Speaker 2 (55:31):
Yeah, and then they and then they fucking like his
death is humiliating, like slips falls down, then gets in
a scene that like they make.

Speaker 3 (55:43):
It it is very epic though it is it's like
one of the most epic scenes in the movie of
like the shit.

Speaker 1 (55:50):
Because that's like that's also the nature telling the human
bro like no, no, no, no, no, it's not happening.
This is what these are, not the embryos you're looking for.

Speaker 2 (55:58):
I always found it weird that the car is rocking
like that when it's when it's showing like.

Speaker 4 (56:03):
When it's over.

Speaker 2 (56:05):
I was like I on eighties movies where that was
just and for people fucking in a car and then
they just like cut away and it's like it would
be like showing like a bed, like a headboard hitting
in the wall.

Speaker 3 (56:22):
What if Steven Spielberg in every movie thought that that
was dinosaurs attacking.

Speaker 2 (56:29):
And then this couple gets attacked by dinosaurs?

Speaker 1 (56:31):
Right? Did a deleted scene from the movie with Nedri
and the delaphosaurus having a cigarette and the g oh,
I should have had more of an open mind sooner,
that's right. The I think the movie or the the
commercial does have the X Citty guys to stand in
for Nedrie because at the end he gets in his

(56:53):
car and Thesaurus is right there.

Speaker 2 (56:55):
And then like okay, that just happened, and then like.

Speaker 1 (56:59):
Back, pardon me. Was like, you would have actually got
a lot of goodwill if the Exfinity guy got eaten
by a dinosaur, because most people hate like the duopoly
of cable companies, or they'd be like yeah, yeah, bro,
fuck it, I actually liked it at the end where
the guy got had that poisonous.

Speaker 2 (57:15):
Shit spit in his face, and then yeah, if he
was like an evil Exfinity guy, if they were doing
like a Domino style thing, you know when Dominoes was
just like sorry, our pizza sucks. Shit, were we killed
all those other guys and we're back and our pizza
good Now, Like what if they were if they just
didn't add where like they fed all the previous Exfinity
people and they're just like we're replacing them with nice ones. Yeah, sorry,

(57:37):
they all got even by dinosaurs.

Speaker 1 (57:39):
The customer service people are like, well, I'm sorry, your
agreement did say after eighteen months there would be a
new price, so we are unable to change that was
getting ripped up by a t Rex. You're like, yeah, yeah, yeah,
go on, go on.

Speaker 3 (57:50):
They're like there's an outage and there's no knowing of
like when it'll come.

Speaker 1 (57:54):
Yeah, yeah, it's a technician will be at your home
between seven a m. And seven pm. And you're like,
what the fuck?

Speaker 2 (58:01):
On Christmas Day?

Speaker 1 (58:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (58:04):
Seven am today and on Christmas Day?

Speaker 4 (58:07):
Elon's like, I'm sorry, I'm gonna be at the island.

Speaker 2 (58:12):
Hey, John, do you have any wild parties?

Speaker 1 (58:16):
Oh my god, good sir. And that is the most cringe.

Speaker 9 (58:21):
Shit ever, good sir, begging island Girls for the Wind.
Those six traffic miners were owned noon they were actually
they were owned by people.

Speaker 2 (58:35):
So Girls for the Wind is true of the plot
of Jurassic Park. They try to make fail and they
come back life finds run the Girls.

Speaker 1 (58:45):
That's what I meant. My emails were misinterpreted, and that's
what I meant. I was there was an allusion to
Jurassic Park.

Speaker 2 (58:55):
We're having you as always. Oh my goodness, where can
people find you? Follow you? Hear you? See all that
good stuff?

Speaker 3 (59:03):
Is anyone using up scrolled? I got my polivy handle
and then I don't. I'm just sitting on it like
I did with with Blue Sky, probably for another year. Anyways,
I'm there, I'm on scroll, I'm on up scrolled.

Speaker 4 (59:18):
Are people using it? Can you?

Speaker 1 (59:20):
I feel like I've read I've read a lot of
people talking about it. I haven't. I mean, I haven't
open TikTok in like probably five months.

Speaker 4 (59:26):
But I'm scared to open it. I don't know what
I'm agreeing to anymore.

Speaker 2 (59:32):
Scrolled right, Australian mate.

Speaker 3 (59:35):
Yeah, it scrolls the other way.

Speaker 4 (59:40):
It actually scrolls down.

Speaker 2 (59:45):
That's why it's scrolled all right. So they can find
you on up scrolled.

Speaker 3 (59:54):
They can find me on up scrolled and threads now
I'm not polygonal and on threads and Instagram and Twitter.
I run multiple shows monthly with my friends in La.
The next show that I'm running is on the twenty
eighth of February. It's Second Screens Comedy at the Allsianed
Skunk Room. It's so fun. You can bring your phone,

(01:00:17):
you can be on it. We have a discord that
I'll also probably never go into. But the whole point
is for people to play around in there while we're
on the while we're performing. We got a great lineup and.

Speaker 4 (01:00:29):
Then in March.

Speaker 3 (01:00:30):
We have some fun things for Facial Rec. We're going
to do multiple shows, but our regular show is on
the twentieth at the Comedy Store, same with Second Screens.
It's at eight pm. Second Screens is at APM at
the Allegians Kunk Room. Facial Rec will be in March
on the twentieth at ten pm at the Comedy Store. Okay,

(01:00:50):
and then that's my stuff and you can find me
here whenever I can make somebody sick.

Speaker 2 (01:00:56):
Yeah, whenever you can sneak in, whenever we stop in
at our drink.

Speaker 4 (01:01:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:01:02):
Wait, now it just sounds like I'm roofing your drinks.
I don't do it to take advantage of you. I
do it to take advantage of the podcast.

Speaker 1 (01:01:11):
I'm only after that podcast, Palvy.

Speaker 2 (01:01:14):
Is there work a media you've been enjoying?

Speaker 3 (01:01:16):
Mmm? I I honestly I don't only have any anything.

Speaker 4 (01:01:24):
I was trying to think of something.

Speaker 3 (01:01:26):
Hold on, hold on, hold on, let me look up
you guys go and then I'll like look something up.

Speaker 2 (01:01:32):
Okay, Miles, where can people find you as their working
media you've been enjoying?

Speaker 1 (01:01:35):
Find me, fine, find you find me, and we're just
Century City guys. Find me everywhere at Miles of Gray,
check me out on four talking about ninetydiance, and check
out the new show Ain't It Footy that I do
with Jamel Johnson and Chris Martin. I see a lot
as I gang has been tuning in. Really appreciate you
guys continuing to support the show. Uh and and a

(01:01:57):
few people are like, I don't even care about soccer,
but it's funny. Thank you. That's a that's high praise.
I appreciate that. In terms of a work of media,
I like, oh, just I'm pointing out Fred Koch got
beast guide on social that's ZiT gang who posted a
picture of them. I'm assuming you are a mail carrier
because you do. You look like you're in a mail

(01:02:18):
van and you got the USPS gear on and said
listening to Dolly Iconograph while delivering Dolly's Imagination Library. And
that's how you know you'll never pod alone when you're
that gang. So thanks for that one.

Speaker 2 (01:02:31):
Hell yeah, Paul. Do you find anything media wized honestly?

Speaker 1 (01:02:36):
No, something?

Speaker 4 (01:02:41):
Okay, I'll tell you this.

Speaker 2 (01:02:42):
I'll tell you this. I'll tell you something.

Speaker 1 (01:02:47):
I'll tell you this.

Speaker 2 (01:02:48):
I'll tell you what.

Speaker 4 (01:02:50):
Okay, I'll tell you what there.

Speaker 3 (01:02:53):
I follow Del Gatto Rescue Delgatto Cat Rescue on Instagram.
They're who I foster with and got my cat from,
and they were recently. Jen who runs it out of
her one bedroom apartment, was recently on The Kelly Clarkson
Show and got like like got like a whole thing

(01:03:13):
from like a litter company, got some monies. But they
do really good work. And I follow their Instagram stories
like it's a soap opera. I'm like, oh my god,
what happened to Priya the kiddie? What about Nebula? What's
going on with her?

Speaker 4 (01:03:27):
Oh my god?

Speaker 3 (01:03:28):
So and so got returned, Like I'm in their drama
like it's a reality show. But she's so good at
storying about all the cats. I know what happens to
all of them, and they're very good.

Speaker 2 (01:03:38):
Yeah lore and backstories. Yes, adorable. Adorable. You can find
me on Twitter at Jack Underscore O'Brien blue sky Jack
ob One, Instagram at Jack Underscore, Oh underscore, Brian, I've
been enjoying I watched the first episode of Pluribus and

(01:03:59):
it's really a good first episode. And then I've heard
from people like, ah, but I like, I love the
first episode, and then I got out around like episode
three or four. I couldn't make it through. I'm like,
what if I just treat this like a really good movie. Yeah,
but if I'm just like, that was good. I like
that movie, you know. That's how it was with like
the first season of The Leftovers. I really liked the

(01:04:20):
pilot and then it just like what wasn't as good afterwards?

Speaker 1 (01:04:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:04:24):
Yeah, why not just be like, yeah, that was that
was fun. I'll get I'll get off here, thank you,
thank you for the ride.

Speaker 3 (01:04:30):
I'm usually a completionist. And my friends before he did Rivalry,
they were like, this is the latest gay show. You
have to watch the interview with the Vampire Show on Netflix.
And then I like watched it, and then I kept
watching it and I'm like, Okay, these guys are just
talking the whole time. It's like in the in the
in the framework of an interview. But I'm like, there
was too much talking.

Speaker 2 (01:04:50):
Yeah, I don't like.

Speaker 3 (01:04:54):
Yeah right, I didn't think you mean it actually gay
talking so much?

Speaker 1 (01:05:03):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (01:05:04):
Too much Frost Nickson. Not enough heat of Rivalry for you?

Speaker 1 (01:05:07):
Yeah, exactly, all right.

Speaker 2 (01:05:10):
You can find us on Twitter and Blue Sky at
Daily Zey Guys. We're at the Daily Zay guysed on Instagram.
You can go to the description of this episode wherever
you're listening to it, and there at the bottom you
will find the footnotes where we link off to the
information we talked about in today's episode. We also link
off to a song that we think you might enjoy. Miles,
is there a song that you think that people might enjoy?

Speaker 1 (01:05:29):
Yeah, this is a Turkish artist named Malik Shaheen Uh.
And the track is called Deli Khan d e l
i k a n And it's just like it's got
like this viby, kind of seventies feel to it.

Speaker 3 (01:05:43):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:05:44):
And I've just yeah, I just I just like I
like Turkish music, I like I like music from around
the world. But the vibe in this is like nice
and easy on. The lyrics could be super depressing. I
don't know, but I like it. I'm vibing to it.
So this is Deli Khan by Malika Shaheen.

Speaker 2 (01:05:58):
All right. The Daily Zeike is a production of iHeartRadio.
For more podcasts from My Heart Radio, visit the iHeartRadio app,
Apple podcast, or wherever you listen to your favorite shows
that's going to do it for us this morning. We're
back this afternoon to tell you what is trending, and
we will talk to you all then.

Speaker 4 (01:06:13):
Bye bye, bye bye.

Speaker 1 (01:06:15):
The Daily Zeite guys as Executive produced by Catherine Law,
co produced by Bee Wang.

Speaker 2 (01:06:20):
Co produced by Victor.

Speaker 1 (01:06:22):
Wright, co written by J M McNabb, Edited and engineered
by Justin Conner,

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