In this edition of I Like My Pasta Al Trende, Jack and Miles discuss the Met gala fits, the Secret Service being real horny & trigger happy, the new Anthony Bordain biopic, the new trailer for Christopher Nolan's 'The Odyssey', Rudy Giuliani being in critical condition and much more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of I
Like my Noodles. I'll trende. Oh you play on al dente?
I do? I I do prefer al dente.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Every time I drive.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
I'm a bit of a food Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
If it's really just you undercooking it all the time.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Yeah, like yes, yeah, And I know what that word means.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Every time I.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Try to do aldente, it's never, it's always I can.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
I'm just like, I'll just cook it to the prescribed time.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
I keep my aposta hard like two day old ship.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Anyways, my name is Jack O'Brien. That was a reference
to is that that wasn't the Wu Tang clan. That
was tribe right like my beats hard like two day
old ship. Steady eating bootymc is like cheez whizz.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
That's fife, Diggy Diggy.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
It's got something to say that over there is mister
Miles ground. Oh my god, I've.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Been away too long, been away too long?
Speaker 1 (01:02):
And then I was away yesterday. I howd the episode go?
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Great? Great?
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Right?
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Man, gender Eye was dope. He's a Philly guy, and
we were talking all kinds of hip hop references yesterday
to the point where Andrew T was like, why don't
you two just do a washed unk podcast together?
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Oh? Nice?
Speaker 2 (01:19):
And I was like, hop dunk yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
I think he was getting the thing where we were
hitting it off, and he was like, why don't you
guys just get a room?
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Getting jealous? I better not listen to that one or
I'm gonna get real mad. He was in a rap
group in Philly in the nineties. I noticed the disc
in the discord in the akas. People were making reference
to your backgrounds in a group with Shia the beef.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Yeah, Shia the downward spiral at the moment, not a
great one. You don't want to pull that reference. You
know that Pariah right now? I was in a rap
group with him.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Paria, Me and Shia go back like babies in Pacify
or just so many old school hip hop references that
are falling on deaf years. Hey, speaking of falling on
deaf years, there were some pretty cool critiques of the
wealthy at the You know how celebrities and very wealthy
(02:21):
people pay one hundred thousand dollars a piece to attend
a party dressed like Fifth Element, Well, some of them
were really sticking it to the wealthy. Sarah Paulson wore
a dollar bill blindfold. Oh got him, dude, dude, is
Bezos seeing this? Oh my god, is Bezos seeing this ship?
(02:44):
Because his face I got I gotta see Bezos's face
when he sees that dollar bill blindfold. But yeah, it's.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
Okay, yeah, yeah, it's.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
What a time to be doing this too, Like you
couldn't read the room like worse right, you know, but
I expect nothing less from the thing. That's like, yeah,
it brought to you by Amazon.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Yeah. Yeahh So the thing that usually the gala is
funded by multiple luxury brands, and this year the main
source of funding was Jeff Bezos, So that that was
the big controversy. It was that he funded and was
like an honorary chair or some shit, which feels a
(03:29):
little embarrassing to me. He's like, you're you're the honorary chair,
which is not a real thing, but well, we'll give
you a fake title. Yeah yeah, But I mean they
showed out. There were a lot of people there.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
So who was it at the Republican National Convention? Maybe
it was twenty twelve when Obama was running. Was it
Charlton Heston who brought an empty chair on stage.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
That was one Clint east Eastwood.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
I remember, like, bro, this is not the fucking movie,
Like that's Obama. You're like, okay, man.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
It was like it was performance art. It was like
a weird work of performance art where he was like yeah,
and then it.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Was too highbrow for those people in there are you?
Speaker 1 (04:16):
There was two that was the Mitt Romney Yeah, yeah,
got his ass. It was it's like they really they
really had a hard time mounting a critique of Obama
coming from somebody from Baine Capital being there nominee.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
You know, well they tried. I mean, like I think
at that point, like the racism stuff didn't even work
and he got in office, so what do we play bits.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
It turns out they should have just doubled down on
the racism stuff. Yeah, that's that would have been the move.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Was the other stuff?
Speaker 3 (04:50):
What did the everybody hates Chris or everybody hates elon group?
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Yeah, they put like bottle containing uh like with Bezis's
face on the outside and fake you're in in reference
to the way Amazon employees are forced to piss in bottles.
Those things they don't get, so they I think they
had people undercover going to because it takes place at
the MET Museum of our the Metropolitan and Met for
(05:22):
short as I call it, me and my friends.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
But you boycotted, right, because you're talking like a guy
who would have gone right now, you know what?
Speaker 1 (05:28):
It was really hard. I tried. I tried. I tried
to stay away mile I couldn't, could not boy to.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
I'll check this outfit. This guy's right, it's not cool, right,
it's all made of money, that's right.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
It's made of one hundred dollars bills that I shredded up.
But the big problem is that these people were able
to go in, Like that's the problem with these art
museums is that everyone's able to go in, so they
were able to do their piss bottle protests. Maybe this
will get the MET to come to its senses and
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finally stop letting people in who aren't worth a hundred
million dollars.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Well, I mean it sounds like they kind of have,
if they're willing to admit it's.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
I think we got enough money guys, So who knows
if we need to keep doing this?
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Yeah, so maybe they have come to their senses.
Speaker 4 (06:18):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
We'll see, Although like it feels like the kind of
thing like I could I could tell like Jeff Bezos
and Lawrence Sancho, like like when they're you know, remember
you read that article about like their life together and
like how they journal and shit like gratitude journaling and
shit in the morning day.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
My wife and I read that article while holding hands
in the morning. Try we're working on our shit, you know,
or you.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Know what, what's our dreams? What do we still dream of?
Speaker 3 (06:43):
That's right being accepted by high society and maybe we'll
buy our way into the Maccala.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Sail on a boat with you as a mermaid on
the prow. You know. There's also a good video where
Gigi hadd was asked to name a piece of art
that changed her life, and that was hard man.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
I was like, leaz alone.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
It's it's a masterclass in not knowing anything about what
you're talking about. Yeah, sure, so a thing that contains
the word art that I think I heard recently. And
then she ended up going with tomato. There's someone who
named Emily, I think who painted a tomato? Is that?
Speaker 3 (07:28):
Is that what she ended up saying when they're like,
what's the last But I think they followed up, like,
what's a piece of art you got recently?
Speaker 1 (07:32):
They were of that.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Has changed my life?
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Medium just say jaws saying, well, I.
Speaker 5 (07:43):
Will say that that one time I got a piece
of advice about collecting.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
Art, which is not so you completely pivoted to a
sure question that's okay, and that's okay.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Answer the question that you journalists, I don't like that
on you.
Speaker 5 (07:59):
Should always by art that confuses you a little bit,
because got so we'll keep you intrigued and keeps looking at.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
It and thinking about it, and if it ends up
being Nazi art, you can say, well, that wasn't clear
to me.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
I was a little bit confirmed.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
I was confused, as I am about all art, and
that's why I'm such a such an omnivorous collector.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
Oh man, yeah, I mean I'm the son of an
artist and I don't even know what the fuck they're
doing up there. So yeah, man, fine, I'm like, bro,
what the fuck is this, dad Bezos?
Speaker 1 (08:29):
It is weird. Yeah, Like you said, there was like
a report that the met had like got enough money
already for the thing that it's like for the costume Institute,
and the Costume Institute is like I think we have
enough money. It's weird that she would still like the
met and Anna Wintour would still go through with having
Bezos involved because uh it basically it sounds like in
(08:52):
the devil Ware is Product too, Like the plot is
that Anna Wintour and uh Anne Hathaway team up to
like have to fight back against a billionaire mogul who's
like trying to take over the media industry. So it's
like that that's kind of what people want. People voted
for them with their wallets. That's what they want to
(09:12):
see from you, fight back against these motherfuckers. Anyways, let's
talk about the Secret Service miles, because they're they're on
a bit of a hot streak.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
In terms of letting people in wherever they're not supposed.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
To be, or yeah, in terms of virality just going viral.
They're trying to get their numbers up. Yeah, and they yeah.
So that there was the guy who tried to run
into the White House Correspondence dinner just like basically sprinted
past them while they were It seemed like they were
(09:47):
it was like that the scene in a movie in
the eighties where somebody like speeds by and the cop
is doing something stupid like the cop is like doing
something distractedly. Anyways, they had that they eventually stopped that
guy even getting shot. And I don't know if we
know yet who fired who fired the shot.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
They keep saying it was the guy right, but like
in the video looks like like as soon as the
guy gets through he ducks, while what dude draws his
gun and then shot the person across from him.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
That is what it would seem like mine.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
That's what your eyes would tell you. But not in
nineteen eighty four.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Secret Service may or may not have a history of
accidentally shooting people, like I don't know, John F. Kennedy.
But so already we've got another case. The Secret Service
reportedly returned fire at a gunman near the White House
and may have shot a kid in the process. The
(10:44):
Secret Service Deputy Director Matthew Quinn says that he isn't
sure what who actually shot the minor and will quote,
let the doctors figure that out. Shoot kids and let
the doctors sort them. You know what I'm saying. That's
our motto is the Secret Service let the.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
Uh that's okay, I mean that makes sense if you're
already living in a zero and counter accountability environment that
you would just have the audacity to be like, dude,
that's not my job to figure out if we shot a.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
Kid, that's right.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
My job is to just start firing the second I
think there might be a gun and a.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
Ployee Director of the Secret Service. Yeah, this is not
my fucking jobs. Ask them already, are dude?
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Yeah? Am I the kids being shot? Investigator? No, so
don't be shooting at kids. Guy, So I'm doing my job?
Are they doing theirs? Next question? Somehow, that isn't the
worst news story involving the Secret Service. Already this week,
there's a member of Trump's detail who traveled to Florida
(11:49):
to protect the President during that important trip to the
PGA towards Cadillac Championship. Of course, we were all watching.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
And waiting for Trump to announce some major news once
it ends. I think he did on Twitter some shit.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Yeah, yeah, he was that when he announced it was
like the the tournament ended, and then he immediately tweeted
that like America was going to take over the straight
of horror moves. Yeah. Yeah, So this seems all seems
well planned from him. It seems like all of his
policy decisions are just like him being like, I don't know,
(12:26):
like I just want to like get this over with.
He guys like stop being mad at me, and Iran
might be aware of that. Seems it's the art of
the deal. You can't I can't speculate on why he's
making it clear that he doesn't want anything to do
with this conflict that he himself started is getting fucked up.
(12:49):
But anyways, this person who traveled to Florida as part
of Trump's detail, secret Service agent secret Service agent, has
been arrested for indecent exposure, which you hear the description
of what he did seems very light. Seems like he's mystic. Yeah,
like yeah, borderline euphemistic.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Oh I was making in front of my window right?
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Nope, No, he was while he was off duty. He
stalked a woman in the lobby of her hotel, followed
her up to her room as she fled, and was
jacking off in the hallway, which is how the police
found him. Oh fuck, seems like there would be more
charges there than just indecent exposure.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Just based on this.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
I've heard you stocked a person like they were prey, yes,
and then followed them and then you're I guess that's
what they say.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
Like you see those videos like when ice agents.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
Get pulled over and they're like, I'm federal right, right,
Like that's what this guy fucking did and indecent exposure.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
That decent exposure seems seems light. Yes, the victim advised
as after the police arrested the naked guy jacking off
outside of the room of a woman who was hiding
from him, the victim came out and told them she
immediately entered her room because she was in fear for
(14:14):
her life.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
So yeah, I imagine, yeah, yeah, some freak is stalking
you and jerking off, like yeah, but it's only that's
us just so fun I mean, it's it's it's like
I wasn't not saying funny, but the because of everything
that's happening, It's like this would somehow only be like
a tertiary sort of focus of everything that's happening, of
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like all the existential things, and like, yeah, I'm sure
this guy will get away with it because you were like, ah.
Speaker 4 (14:43):
Okay, this is fucking jerking off, like that's his secret service,
I guess, but I'm sure if Florida, he'll probably get
a you pull a Louis C.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
K Man like, wait, what are you going to do that?
And that guy's funny and we we've forgiven random. Yeah,
but yeah, Brian does point out it was in Florida,
and there is a standiard ground and jack Off Law
in Florida, so.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
I'm sure Ronda Santis will probably make that push through
secret service.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
Let's take a quick break. We'll be right back to
talk movies and we're back. We're back, And seems like
a new biopic has caught your eye, Miles.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
Yeah, it's called Michael and Caught Birth and took them
on a ride.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
I mean, I think for most millennials, Anthony Bourdain has
a very special place in your heart. Is like one
of the first travel shows. When you watch No Reservations,
You're like.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
Oh shit, dude, yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
This is way different than like these like very sanitar
sort of one note, just depictions I see of other
countries and cultures.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
Well, the trailer just came out for that. I didn't know.
Speaker 3 (16:06):
There's an Anthony Bourdaine biopick from A twenty four and
it looks pretty decent.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
I gotta say.
Speaker 3 (16:13):
And I think because the trick here is that they're
not trying to sum up an entire complex life in
two hours and a film rather focuses on one summer
in Boordaine's life in nineteen seventy five, before anyone had
ever heard of him. This is what his estate had
to say about the film and why they got on board. Quote,
we chose to support Tony. That's what the film's called
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because it's not a standard biopick and doesn't attempt to
summarize a life. Guided by the vision of director Matt Johnson,
the film depicts one transformative summer in nineteen seventy five
in Provincetown, Massachusetts. It is an interpretation as that part
of Tony's life will always remain somewhat unknown. We appreciate
the portrayal of his complexity, his intellectual appetite, his conviction,
et cetera, et cetera. But yeah, I just was like, Oh,
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that's why I think this is going to be good,
because you're not trying to be like I read, I
read the book.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
What part of book, let's get it all in there?
Speaker 3 (17:04):
Yeah yeah, yeah, Like this is just nice to have
being like, yeah, you know this guy, what if we
just told you this one sliver of their life? Okay,
rather than being like, here's this entire person's life from
birth to death in about an hour and forty minutes.
Speaker 4 (17:20):
Can you hear right?
Speaker 1 (17:21):
Right? Yeah, you just got to pick the right part.
And it does feel like I mean that was that
was when he was all fucked up. I think, so
it'll probably be pretty interesting. Like the Bruce Springsteen biopic
that was just the making of Nebraska. I feel like
some people came away from that being like, maybe not
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like the quietest album that like, maybe don't do it
about the making of the the album that is notoriously
about him sitting in a room by himself, you know.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
Action packed man. Cinematically, like that's the only what we
get the rights too.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Sorry, Speaking of cinematic, we also got a new trailer
for The Odyssey, and as as I pointed out, when
I was first just thinking about this movie, and also
like you know, over overhearing from my kids who are
obsessed with Greek mythology, like little snippets from the Odyssey,
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I was like, oh, this is going to be a
monster movie, and we're finally seeing some monsters. So we
got we get brief glimpses of the Cyclops, which is
getting more of the Jaws treatment in this one, like
you're just seeing little Yeah, you're seeing little snippets, but yeah,
what what I'm seeing. I'm not loving the buys and
the tries on this guy. He needs some sculpting.
Speaker 3 (18:42):
Okay, I think, dude, cyclops my guy google body recomp Okay,
that's what you need to do, all right.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
But it also has some giants, which I am a fuck.
I'm such a sucker for some giants just tossing.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
People who twenty five foot dude in armor.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
Just just throwing someone so hard that they break the
tree that they throw them into.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
I had I took issue with the physics of that.
Speaker 3 (19:10):
I feel like your body would probably not be intact
if you were thrown so hard against a tree trunk
that the trunk broke into It was as if the
guy was made of metal.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
You don't know my body, mouth, you don't know, you
don't know.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
How hard I do know your body?
Speaker 1 (19:24):
Jack, Really that's true. I would smash like a watermelon.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
I just feel like that person, would you like to.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
Be two pieces? Like a different pieces are blowing up.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
I gotta say, though I wasn't there was something lacking.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
This trailer did kind of give me my first uh
oh for this movie. It could be totally fine. Uh,
Nolan's pulled it off before, but they're so I've been wondering, like, Okay,
so there's this massive cast. You've got Tom holland Robert
Pattinson in this asked, but they never seemed to be
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in the action in the trailer. It's so it seems
like they're back at home and there's like a significant
b plot where Robert Penson is just like on some
like trying trying to fuck the Odyssey. Is that that?
That's what Matt Damon's character is called, right, the Odyssey.
He's trying to fuck the Odyssey's wife.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
Yeah, dude, you're fucking Odyssey's wife.
Speaker 3 (20:27):
Oh dude, he's gonna be bummed to hear about that.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
That's Anne Hathaway's character, right.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
Yeah, yeah, I believe.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
So, yeah, it's just like it it I don't know.
I think even that is just visually. Usually you see
a fucking Chris Nolan trailer and you're like, what the
fuck is this was? Like it had giants or whatever,
but like there was something that didn't quite capture the
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scale of what I think this film was supposed to
intended to give us.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
But whatever trailer silarly stillarly silarly.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
But I don't know, man, Usually usually those trailers do
a little bit better. Like I mean, fucking Oppenheimer was
fucking wild.
Speaker 3 (21:11):
I remember that, even for that being like a biopic
about something and I get that like it's leading up
to like the atomic bomb. But I definitely was like, yo,
this looks fucking wild like this, I mean, for this, Okay.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
Oppenheimer was good, But could it have had a scene
where Oppenheimer in preschool and he sees a mushroom and
a cloud and is like.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
He holds the mushroom up to the cloud and his vision.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
Stupid.
Speaker 3 (21:43):
I mean, yeah, I'm just saying I'm talking purely the trailer,
but yeah, and it might just be a bad trailer,
could be just a bit bad trailer.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
And maybe maybe that maybe that intrigue is the tightest.
The best part of the movie.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
This is the section called copin for Nolan, just trying
to brand. It's probably.
Speaker 3 (22:03):
You never missed a dude. Everything's practical except for the
guy who got thrown through the tree trunk. That wouldn't
have happened that I would have been split in threes.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
But I did just watch the Double Wears Prada for
our Anna Wintour, our upcoming Anna Wintour iconograph, and there
I've never it's never been clear to me that, like,
sometimes you just need to cut the entire b plot,
like the the entire part of the movie where she's
(22:30):
hanging out with Vince from Entourage. Yes, so bad. It's
like this just doesn't need to This movie could have
been the tightest best if you just cut everything that's
you know, and just let who she is when she
shows up to work be the thing that tells you
about what her life is like.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
It's Adrian Grennier up to right now.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
She plays a big role in the audis now I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
He's the cyclops dude.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
All right, Should we talk about some some health Yeah, sure, yeah,
happening to some of the worst people on the planet.
Rudy Giuliani is in critical condition. His spokesperson Ted Goodman
tweeted out news that America's mayor turned dirtbag coffee huckster
Rudy Giuliani has been hospitalized and is in critical but
(23:19):
stable condition. He was apparently on a ventilator, which is not.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
That's not good.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
That. Yeah, it's bad. Invented that on TV shows and
like often worse in reality.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
Yeah, I mean, pneumonia is fucked up.
Speaker 3 (23:36):
Like my mom had pneumonia last year and was hospitalized,
and it was scary, very scary. Like when you're that
age and you get you know, so many people at
that age, a sickness will turn into pneumonia. Pneumoniall end
up being the thing they succumbed to. But yeah, he's
off the ventilator. They said, he's still you know, still
not really out of it. But like this is how
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Rudy sounded on Friday night before he was hospitalized.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
Yeah, this is that what you open.
Speaker 6 (24:05):
And this is America is Mayor Live live from bomb
Beach far and my voice the weather. So I won't
be able to speak as loudly as I usually do.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
Cough mixed with like a death rattle.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
It like that's not good. I'm not a doctor, but
that doesn't sound good.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
Trump did tweet about him in the past tense, like
really was one of the great speaking of health lens.
He saw I dentist. Donald Trump saw a dentist in
Florida on Saturday, which I didn't really ring any bells
for me. But you were pointing out that, first of all,
he went to a dentist on a Saturday, and he
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has his own dental office at the White House.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
Yeah, there's there's a whole dental setup. So when the
president needs a procedure, you don't got to go anywhere.
You can do it right there in your very own
dental office. Because people were pointing out like Joe Biden
had a root cannown there when he was in office.
Like so because.
Speaker 3 (25:11):
Obviously like why are you you go to your local
dentist in Florida on a Like everyone I know goes
to the dentist on Saturday.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
Yeah, that's usually that's the peak dentist hour.
Speaker 3 (25:22):
Everyone d if you've worked with other people, they go,
oh no, no, no, I'm not going to miswork.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
I have my dental appointment on Saturday. It's fine.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
Now, granted the president probably keeps strange hours, but yeah,
the location, the fact of him going to the dentist's
office in Florida instead of in the White House. Well,
and also people.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
Were like taking you know, there's like pictures of him
on his way down South, and you know, his ankles
were ankling. Oh yeah, so, and you know, add to
that him also talking about he's like, I just took
one of those tests again.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
He even he really went into detail on the test.
He he's so proud of his ability to tell the
difference between the lion and the He's like, the first
question is very easy.
Speaker 5 (26:06):
You know.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
They ask you the question between a lion and a kangaroo,
and they keep giving it to me. I keep nailing it.
It's like you when people keep giving you cognitive exams,
it's usually.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
Not a yes. He's not' how how fucking genius is
this guy? Tests? These are how fucked is this guy?
Speaker 1 (26:28):
Is? This guy? Still? But like that is funny. That's
how they're justifying it to them. They're like, we just
got it. We couldn't believe how well you did on
the last one, sir, So we couldn't believe how you
did on your morning cognitive fitness test, and so we
got to give it to you one more time in
the afternoon.
Speaker 2 (26:45):
Like you're gonna love this, dude.
Speaker 3 (26:47):
We're going to actually give you more medicines than than
ever before, because they're like, that's so sick, dude, to
take even more medications that's that's our view.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
So just they go open, open up, open up. Here
comes there coming in for a landing.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
There's something very like kind of reservoir dogs about this too,
like like they don't want to go to a hospital
or an actual doctor's office, so they go to like
a crooked dentist or like veterinarian who can do some
kind of parallel medical treatment or something the public eye.
Speaker 3 (27:19):
But who knows, I don't know, maybe he wanted to
go to the dentist's office. So you get like the
little dinosaur toothbrush and the bubble gum toothpaste.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
You just like keeping his dentures mostly clean.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
They have my favorite they have my favorite flavorite bubble gum.
He would be like the sort of person who thinks
that like something that he like got treated to is
like special and like the the only one in the world.
They have this amazing shampoo at my hotel. It's called Fructis.
Speaker 3 (27:48):
And it's bolted to the wall of the shower so
you can't take how good folks they want to run
away with it.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
But it's garni or it looks pretty good, all right.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
Put those are some of the things that are trending
on this May fifth, we uh, May the fifth be
with you. Yeah, I fucked up yesterday May the fourth.
There is a Sith day that happens the day after
and my that my uh, I picked my kids up
early from school yesterday and all their friends were telling
(28:21):
me that it's like something.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
Oh, it is Revenge of the fifth, Revenge.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
Of the fifth. It's the day for the Sith. They
spend all May the fourth being all.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
Like, uh, dude, go to bed. That ain't it. It's
May the fourth, Revenge of the fifth?
Speaker 1 (28:39):
What about what about all those small things?
Speaker 2 (28:42):
What about the sith? Dude, I just let it all be.
They're using the fucking force too, so who gives a fuck?
Speaker 1 (28:49):
Man? Oh man? And also like I'm always so hungover
on Revenge of the Fifth from all the crazy party,
and I.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
Did give a blue milk I'm drinking that's.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
Right, all right. Those are some of the things that
are trending. We are back tomorrow with the whole last
episode of the show. Until then, be kind to each other,
be kind to yourselves, get your vaccines where you still
can't get your flu shots, don't do nothing about white supremacy,
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to is that that wasn't the Wu Tang clan. That
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It's got something to say that over there is mister
Miles ground. Oh my god, I've.
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Been away too long, been away too long?
Speaker 1 (01:02):
And then I was away yesterday. I howd the episode go?
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Great? Great?
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Right?
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Oh?
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Man, gender Eye was dope. He's a Philly guy, and
we were talking all kinds of hip hop references yesterday
to the point where Andrew T was like, why don't
you two just do a washed unk podcast together?
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Oh? Nice?
Speaker 2 (01:19):
And I was like, hop dunk yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
I think he was getting the thing where we were
hitting it off, and he was like, why don't you
guys just get a room?
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Getting jealous? I better not listen to that one or
I'm gonna get real mad. He was in a rap
group in Philly in the nineties. I noticed the disc
in the discord in the akas. People were making reference
to your backgrounds in a group with Shia the beef.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Yeah, Shia the downward spiral at the moment, not a
great one. You don't want to pull that reference. You
know that Pariah right now? I was in a rap
group with him.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Paria, Me and Shia go back like babies in Pacify
or just so many old school hip hop references that
are falling on deaf years. Hey, speaking of falling on
deaf years, there were some pretty cool critiques of the
wealthy at the You know how celebrities and very wealthy
(02:21):
people pay one hundred thousand dollars a piece to attend
a party dressed like Fifth Element, Well, some of them
were really sticking it to the wealthy. Sarah Paulson wore
a dollar bill blindfold. Oh got him, dude, dude, is
Bezos seeing this? Oh my god, is Bezos seeing this ship?
(02:44):
Because his face I got I gotta see Bezos's face
when he sees that dollar bill blindfold. But yeah, it's.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
Okay, yeah, yeah, it's.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
What a time to be doing this too, Like you
couldn't read the room like worse right, you know, but
I expect nothing less from the thing. That's like, yeah,
it brought to you by Amazon.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Yeah. Yeahh So the thing that usually the gala is
funded by multiple luxury brands, and this year the main
source of funding was Jeff Bezos, So that that was
the big controversy. It was that he funded and was
like an honorary chair or some shit, which feels a
(03:29):
little embarrassing to me. He's like, you're you're the honorary chair,
which is not a real thing, but well, we'll give
you a fake title. Yeah yeah, But I mean they
showed out. There were a lot of people there.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
So who was it at the Republican National Convention? Maybe
it was twenty twelve when Obama was running. Was it
Charlton Heston who brought an empty chair on stage.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
That was one Clint east Eastwood.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
I remember, like, bro, this is not the fucking movie,
Like that's Obama. You're like, okay, man.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
It was like it was performance art. It was like
a weird work of performance art where he was like yeah,
and then it.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Was too highbrow for those people in there are you?
Speaker 1 (04:16):
There was two that was the Mitt Romney Yeah, yeah,
got his ass. It was it's like they really they
really had a hard time mounting a critique of Obama
coming from somebody from Baine Capital being there nominee.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
You know, well they tried. I mean, like I think
at that point, like the racism stuff didn't even work
and he got in office, so what do we play bits.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
It turns out they should have just doubled down on
the racism stuff. Yeah, that's that would have been the move.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Was the other stuff?
Speaker 3 (04:50):
What did the everybody hates Chris or everybody hates elon group?
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Yeah, they put like bottle containing uh like with Bezis's
face on the outside and fake you're in in reference
to the way Amazon employees are forced to piss in bottles.
Those things they don't get, so they I think they
had people undercover going to because it takes place at
the MET Museum of our the Metropolitan and Met for
(05:22):
short as I call it, me and my friends.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
But you boycotted, right, because you're talking like a guy
who would have gone right now, you know what?
Speaker 1 (05:28):
It was really hard. I tried. I tried. I tried
to stay away mile I couldn't, could not boy to.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
I'll check this outfit. This guy's right, it's not cool, right,
it's all made of money, that's right.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
It's made of one hundred dollars bills that I shredded up.
But the big problem is that these people were able
to go in, Like that's the problem with these art
museums is that everyone's able to go in, so they
were able to do their piss bottle protests. Maybe this
will get the MET to come to its senses and
(06:02):
finally stop letting people in who aren't worth a hundred
million dollars.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Well, I mean it sounds like they kind of have,
if they're willing to admit it's.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
I think we got enough money guys, So who knows
if we need to keep doing this?
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Yeah, so maybe they have come to their senses.
Speaker 4 (06:18):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
We'll see, Although like it feels like the kind of
thing like I could I could tell like Jeff Bezos
and Lawrence Sancho, like like when they're you know, remember
you read that article about like their life together and
like how they journal and shit like gratitude journaling and
shit in the morning day.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
My wife and I read that article while holding hands
in the morning. Try we're working on our shit, you know,
or you.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Know what, what's our dreams? What do we still dream of?
Speaker 3 (06:43):
That's right being accepted by high society and maybe we'll
buy our way into the Maccala.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Sail on a boat with you as a mermaid on
the prow. You know. There's also a good video where
Gigi hadd was asked to name a piece of art
that changed her life, and that was hard man.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
I was like, leaz alone.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
It's it's a masterclass in not knowing anything about what
you're talking about. Yeah, sure, so a thing that contains
the word art that I think I heard recently. And
then she ended up going with tomato. There's someone who
named Emily, I think who painted a tomato? Is that?
Speaker 3 (07:28):
Is that what she ended up saying when they're like,
what's the last But I think they followed up, like,
what's a piece of art you got recently?
Speaker 1 (07:32):
They were of that.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Has changed my life?
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Medium just say jaws saying, well, I.
Speaker 5 (07:43):
Will say that that one time I got a piece
of advice about collecting.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
Art, which is not so you completely pivoted to a
sure question that's okay, and that's okay.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Answer the question that you journalists, I don't like that
on you.
Speaker 5 (07:59):
Should always by art that confuses you a little bit,
because got so we'll keep you intrigued and keeps looking at.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
It and thinking about it, and if it ends up
being Nazi art, you can say, well, that wasn't clear
to me.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
I was a little bit confirmed.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
I was confused, as I am about all art, and
that's why I'm such a such an omnivorous collector.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
Oh man, yeah, I mean I'm the son of an
artist and I don't even know what the fuck they're
doing up there. So yeah, man, fine, I'm like, bro,
what the fuck is this, dad Bezos?
Speaker 1 (08:29):
It is weird. Yeah, Like you said, there was like
a report that the met had like got enough money
already for the thing that it's like for the costume Institute,
and the Costume Institute is like I think we have
enough money. It's weird that she would still like the
met and Anna Wintour would still go through with having
Bezos involved because uh it basically it sounds like in
(08:52):
the devil Ware is Product too, Like the plot is
that Anna Wintour and uh Anne Hathaway team up to
like have to fight back against a billionaire mogul who's
like trying to take over the media industry. So it's
like that that's kind of what people want. People voted
for them with their wallets. That's what they want to
(09:12):
see from you, fight back against these motherfuckers. Anyways, let's
talk about the Secret Service miles, because they're they're on
a bit of a hot streak.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
In terms of letting people in wherever they're not supposed.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
To be, or yeah, in terms of virality just going viral.
They're trying to get their numbers up. Yeah, and they yeah.
So that there was the guy who tried to run
into the White House Correspondence dinner just like basically sprinted
past them while they were It seemed like they were
(09:47):
it was like that the scene in a movie in
the eighties where somebody like speeds by and the cop
is doing something stupid like the cop is like doing
something distractedly. Anyways, they had that they eventually stopped that
guy even getting shot. And I don't know if we
know yet who fired who fired the shot.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
They keep saying it was the guy right, but like
in the video looks like like as soon as the
guy gets through he ducks, while what dude draws his
gun and then shot the person across from him.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
That is what it would seem like mine.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
That's what your eyes would tell you. But not in
nineteen eighty four.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Secret Service may or may not have a history of
accidentally shooting people, like I don't know, John F. Kennedy.
But so already we've got another case. The Secret Service
reportedly returned fire at a gunman near the White House
and may have shot a kid in the process. The
(10:44):
Secret Service Deputy Director Matthew Quinn says that he isn't
sure what who actually shot the minor and will quote,
let the doctors figure that out. Shoot kids and let
the doctors sort them. You know what I'm saying. That's
our motto is the Secret Service let the.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
Uh that's okay, I mean that makes sense if you're
already living in a zero and counter accountability environment that
you would just have the audacity to be like, dude,
that's not my job to figure out if we shot a.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
Kid, that's right.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
My job is to just start firing the second I
think there might be a gun and a.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
Ployee Director of the Secret Service. Yeah, this is not
my fucking jobs. Ask them already, are dude?
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Yeah? Am I the kids being shot? Investigator? No, so
don't be shooting at kids. Guy, So I'm doing my job?
Are they doing theirs? Next question? Somehow, that isn't the
worst news story involving the Secret Service. Already this week,
there's a member of Trump's detail who traveled to Florida
(11:49):
to protect the President during that important trip to the
PGA towards Cadillac Championship. Of course, we were all watching.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
And waiting for Trump to announce some major news once
it ends. I think he did on Twitter some shit.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Yeah, yeah, he was that when he announced it was
like the the tournament ended, and then he immediately tweeted
that like America was going to take over the straight
of horror moves. Yeah. Yeah, So this seems all seems
well planned from him. It seems like all of his
policy decisions are just like him being like, I don't know,
(12:26):
like I just want to like get this over with.
He guys like stop being mad at me, and Iran
might be aware of that. Seems it's the art of
the deal. You can't I can't speculate on why he's
making it clear that he doesn't want anything to do
with this conflict that he himself started is getting fucked up.
(12:49):
But anyways, this person who traveled to Florida as part
of Trump's detail, secret Service agent secret Service agent, has
been arrested for indecent exposure, which you hear the description
of what he did seems very light. Seems like he's mystic. Yeah,
like yeah, borderline euphemistic.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Oh I was making in front of my window right?
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Nope, No, he was while he was off duty. He
stalked a woman in the lobby of her hotel, followed
her up to her room as she fled, and was
jacking off in the hallway, which is how the police
found him. Oh fuck, seems like there would be more
charges there than just indecent exposure.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Just based on this.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
I've heard you stocked a person like they were prey, yes,
and then followed them and then you're I guess that's
what they say.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
Like you see those videos like when ice agents.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
Get pulled over and they're like, I'm federal right, right,
Like that's what this guy fucking did and indecent exposure.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
That decent exposure seems seems light. Yes, the victim advised
as after the police arrested the naked guy jacking off
outside of the room of a woman who was hiding
from him, the victim came out and told them she
immediately entered her room because she was in fear for
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her life.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
So yeah, I imagine, yeah, yeah, some freak is stalking
you and jerking off, like yeah, but it's only that's
us just so fun I mean, it's it's it's like
I wasn't not saying funny, but the because of everything
that's happening, It's like this would somehow only be like
a tertiary sort of focus of everything that's happening, of
(14:39):
like all the existential things, and like, yeah, I'm sure
this guy will get away with it because you were like, ah.
Speaker 4 (14:43):
Okay, this is fucking jerking off, like that's his secret service,
I guess, but I'm sure if Florida, he'll probably get
a you pull a Louis C.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
K Man like, wait, what are you going to do that?
And that guy's funny and we we've forgiven random. Yeah,
but yeah, Brian does point out it was in Florida,
and there is a standiard ground and jack Off Law
in Florida, so.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
I'm sure Ronda Santis will probably make that push through
secret service.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
Let's take a quick break. We'll be right back to
talk movies and we're back. We're back, And seems like
a new biopic has caught your eye, Miles.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
Yeah, it's called Michael and Caught Birth and took them
on a ride.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
I mean, I think for most millennials, Anthony Bourdain has
a very special place in your heart. Is like one
of the first travel shows. When you watch No Reservations,
You're like.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
Oh shit, dude, yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
This is way different than like these like very sanitar
sort of one note, just depictions I see of other
countries and cultures.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
Well, the trailer just came out for that. I didn't know.
Speaker 3 (16:06):
There's an Anthony Bourdaine biopick from A twenty four and
it looks pretty decent.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
I gotta say.
Speaker 3 (16:13):
And I think because the trick here is that they're
not trying to sum up an entire complex life in
two hours and a film rather focuses on one summer
in Boordaine's life in nineteen seventy five, before anyone had
ever heard of him. This is what his estate had
to say about the film and why they got on board. Quote,
we chose to support Tony. That's what the film's called
(16:35):
because it's not a standard biopick and doesn't attempt to
summarize a life. Guided by the vision of director Matt Johnson,
the film depicts one transformative summer in nineteen seventy five
in Provincetown, Massachusetts. It is an interpretation as that part
of Tony's life will always remain somewhat unknown. We appreciate
the portrayal of his complexity, his intellectual appetite, his conviction,
et cetera, et cetera. But yeah, I just was like, Oh,
(16:56):
that's why I think this is going to be good,
because you're not trying to be like I read, I
read the book.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
What part of book, let's get it all in there?
Speaker 3 (17:04):
Yeah yeah, yeah, Like this is just nice to have
being like, yeah, you know this guy, what if we
just told you this one sliver of their life? Okay,
rather than being like, here's this entire person's life from
birth to death in about an hour and forty minutes.
Speaker 4 (17:20):
Can you hear right?
Speaker 1 (17:21):
Right? Yeah, you just got to pick the right part.
And it does feel like I mean that was that
was when he was all fucked up. I think, so
it'll probably be pretty interesting. Like the Bruce Springsteen biopic
that was just the making of Nebraska. I feel like
some people came away from that being like, maybe not
(17:42):
like the quietest album that like, maybe don't do it
about the making of the the album that is notoriously
about him sitting in a room by himself, you know.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
Action packed man. Cinematically, like that's the only what we
get the rights too.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Sorry, Speaking of cinematic, we also got a new trailer
for The Odyssey, and as as I pointed out, when
I was first just thinking about this movie, and also
like you know, over overhearing from my kids who are
obsessed with Greek mythology, like little snippets from the Odyssey,
(18:20):
I was like, oh, this is going to be a
monster movie, and we're finally seeing some monsters. So we
got we get brief glimpses of the Cyclops, which is
getting more of the Jaws treatment in this one, like
you're just seeing little Yeah, you're seeing little snippets, but yeah,
what what I'm seeing. I'm not loving the buys and
the tries on this guy. He needs some sculpting.
Speaker 3 (18:42):
Okay, I think, dude, cyclops my guy google body recomp Okay,
that's what you need to do, all right.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
But it also has some giants, which I am a fuck.
I'm such a sucker for some giants just tossing.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
People who twenty five foot dude in armor.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
Just just throwing someone so hard that they break the
tree that they throw them into.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
I had I took issue with the physics of that.
Speaker 3 (19:10):
I feel like your body would probably not be intact
if you were thrown so hard against a tree trunk
that the trunk broke into It was as if the
guy was made of metal.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
You don't know my body, mouth, you don't know, you
don't know.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
How hard I do know your body?
Speaker 1 (19:24):
Jack, Really that's true. I would smash like a watermelon.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
I just feel like that person, would you like to.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
Be two pieces? Like a different pieces are blowing up.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
I gotta say, though I wasn't there was something lacking.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
This trailer did kind of give me my first uh
oh for this movie. It could be totally fine. Uh,
Nolan's pulled it off before, but they're so I've been wondering, like, Okay,
so there's this massive cast. You've got Tom holland Robert
Pattinson in this asked, but they never seemed to be
(20:02):
in the action in the trailer. It's so it seems
like they're back at home and there's like a significant
b plot where Robert Penson is just like on some
like trying trying to fuck the Odyssey. Is that that?
That's what Matt Damon's character is called, right, the Odyssey.
He's trying to fuck the Odyssey's wife.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
Yeah, dude, you're fucking Odyssey's wife.
Speaker 3 (20:27):
Oh dude, he's gonna be bummed to hear about that.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
That's Anne Hathaway's character, right.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
Yeah, yeah, I believe.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
So, yeah, it's just like it it I don't know.
I think even that is just visually. Usually you see
a fucking Chris Nolan trailer and you're like, what the
fuck is this was? Like it had giants or whatever,
but like there was something that didn't quite capture the
(20:54):
scale of what I think this film was supposed to
intended to give us.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
But whatever trailer silarly stillarly silarly.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
But I don't know, man, Usually usually those trailers do
a little bit better. Like I mean, fucking Oppenheimer was
fucking wild.
Speaker 3 (21:11):
I remember that, even for that being like a biopic
about something and I get that like it's leading up
to like the atomic bomb. But I definitely was like, yo,
this looks fucking wild like this, I mean, for this, Okay.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
Oppenheimer was good, But could it have had a scene
where Oppenheimer in preschool and he sees a mushroom and
a cloud and is like.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
He holds the mushroom up to the cloud and his vision.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
Stupid.
Speaker 3 (21:43):
I mean, yeah, I'm just saying I'm talking purely the trailer,
but yeah, and it might just be a bad trailer,
could be just a bit bad trailer.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
And maybe maybe that maybe that intrigue is the tightest.
The best part of the movie.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
This is the section called copin for Nolan, just trying
to brand. It's probably.
Speaker 3 (22:03):
You never missed a dude. Everything's practical except for the
guy who got thrown through the tree trunk. That wouldn't
have happened that I would have been split in threes.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
But I did just watch the Double Wears Prada for
our Anna Wintour, our upcoming Anna Wintour iconograph, and there
I've never it's never been clear to me that, like,
sometimes you just need to cut the entire b plot,
like the the entire part of the movie where she's
(22:30):
hanging out with Vince from Entourage. Yes, so bad. It's
like this just doesn't need to This movie could have
been the tightest best if you just cut everything that's
you know, and just let who she is when she
shows up to work be the thing that tells you
about what her life is like.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
It's Adrian Grennier up to right now.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
She plays a big role in the audis now I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
He's the cyclops dude.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
All right, Should we talk about some some health Yeah, sure, yeah,
happening to some of the worst people on the planet.
Rudy Giuliani is in critical condition. His spokesperson Ted Goodman
tweeted out news that America's mayor turned dirtbag coffee huckster
Rudy Giuliani has been hospitalized and is in critical but
(23:19):
stable condition. He was apparently on a ventilator, which is not.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
That's not good.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
That. Yeah, it's bad. Invented that on TV shows and
like often worse in reality.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
Yeah, I mean, pneumonia is fucked up.
Speaker 3 (23:36):
Like my mom had pneumonia last year and was hospitalized,
and it was scary, very scary. Like when you're that
age and you get you know, so many people at
that age, a sickness will turn into pneumonia. Pneumoniall end
up being the thing they succumbed to. But yeah, he's
off the ventilator. They said, he's still you know, still
not really out of it. But like this is how
(23:59):
Rudy sounded on Friday night before he was hospitalized.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
Yeah, this is that what you open.
Speaker 6 (24:05):
And this is America is Mayor Live live from bomb
Beach far and my voice the weather. So I won't
be able to speak as loudly as I usually do.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
Cough mixed with like a death rattle.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
It like that's not good. I'm not a doctor, but
that doesn't sound good.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
Trump did tweet about him in the past tense, like
really was one of the great speaking of health lens.
He saw I dentist. Donald Trump saw a dentist in
Florida on Saturday, which I didn't really ring any bells
for me. But you were pointing out that, first of all,
he went to a dentist on a Saturday, and he
(24:51):
has his own dental office at the White House.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
Yeah, there's there's a whole dental setup. So when the
president needs a procedure, you don't got to go anywhere.
You can do it right there in your very own
dental office. Because people were pointing out like Joe Biden
had a root cannown there when he was in office.
Like so because.
Speaker 3 (25:11):
Obviously like why are you you go to your local
dentist in Florida on a Like everyone I know goes
to the dentist on Saturday.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
Yeah, that's usually that's the peak dentist hour.
Speaker 3 (25:22):
Everyone d if you've worked with other people, they go,
oh no, no, no, I'm not going to miswork.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
I have my dental appointment on Saturday. It's fine.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
Now, granted the president probably keeps strange hours, but yeah,
the location, the fact of him going to the dentist's
office in Florida instead of in the White House. Well,
and also people.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
Were like taking you know, there's like pictures of him
on his way down South, and you know, his ankles
were ankling. Oh yeah, so, and you know, add to
that him also talking about he's like, I just took
one of those tests again.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
He even he really went into detail on the test.
He he's so proud of his ability to tell the
difference between the lion and the He's like, the first
question is very easy.
Speaker 5 (26:06):
You know.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
They ask you the question between a lion and a kangaroo,
and they keep giving it to me. I keep nailing it.
It's like you when people keep giving you cognitive exams,
it's usually.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
Not a yes. He's not' how how fucking genius is
this guy? Tests? These are how fucked is this guy?
Speaker 1 (26:28):
Is? This guy? Still? But like that is funny. That's
how they're justifying it to them. They're like, we just
got it. We couldn't believe how well you did on
the last one, sir, So we couldn't believe how you
did on your morning cognitive fitness test, and so we
got to give it to you one more time in
the afternoon.
Speaker 2 (26:45):
Like you're gonna love this, dude.
Speaker 3 (26:47):
We're going to actually give you more medicines than than
ever before, because they're like, that's so sick, dude, to
take even more medications that's that's our view.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
So just they go open, open up, open up. Here
comes there coming in for a landing.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
There's something very like kind of reservoir dogs about this too,
like like they don't want to go to a hospital
or an actual doctor's office, so they go to like
a crooked dentist or like veterinarian who can do some
kind of parallel medical treatment or something the public eye.
Speaker 3 (27:19):
But who knows, I don't know, maybe he wanted to
go to the dentist's office. So you get like the
little dinosaur toothbrush and the bubble gum toothpaste.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
You just like keeping his dentures mostly clean.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
They have my favorite they have my favorite flavorite bubble gum.
He would be like the sort of person who thinks
that like something that he like got treated to is
like special and like the the only one in the world.
They have this amazing shampoo at my hotel. It's called Fructis.
Speaker 3 (27:48):
And it's bolted to the wall of the shower so
you can't take how good folks they want to run
away with it.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
But it's garni or it looks pretty good, all right.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
Put those are some of the things that are trending
on this May fifth, we uh, May the fifth be
with you. Yeah, I fucked up yesterday May the fourth.
There is a Sith day that happens the day after
and my that my uh, I picked my kids up
early from school yesterday and all their friends were telling
(28:21):
me that it's like something.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
Oh, it is Revenge of the fifth, Revenge.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
Of the fifth. It's the day for the Sith. They
spend all May the fourth being all.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
Like, uh, dude, go to bed. That ain't it. It's
May the fourth, Revenge of the fifth?
Speaker 1 (28:39):
What about what about all those small things?
Speaker 2 (28:42):
What about the sith? Dude, I just let it all be.
They're using the fucking force too, so who gives a fuck?
Speaker 1 (28:49):
Man? Oh man? And also like I'm always so hungover
on Revenge of the Fifth from all the crazy party,
and I.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
Did give a blue milk I'm drinking that's.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
Right, all right. Those are some of the things that
are trending. We are back tomorrow with the whole last
episode of the show. Until then, be kind to each other,
be kind to yourselves, get your vaccines where you still
can't get your flu shots, don't do nothing about white supremacy,
and we will talk to y'all tomorrow by.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
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co produced by Victor Wright.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
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Speaker 2 (29:25):
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