February 25, 2026 • 33 mins
In this edition of Improv 101 W/ Trendin Sorbo, Jack and special guest co-host Pallavi Gunalan discuss Trump's very long State of the Union address, robot umpires in baseball?, Trump releasing the files… the UFO files, Kid Rock going on a nationwide tour (w/ $5000 front row tix) and much more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 1 (02:34):
Look at your well. Uh. Miles is out on a
very strange assignment today that we're not going to talk
about on Mike, but he'll be back for the regular episode.
But Paula Bey is joining us for trends and what
a trends it is. Paula. Uh, we got the State
of the Union, the Eternal State of the Union, Address
(02:58):
of the spot filled Mind is what our writer JM
is calling it because he clocked in it one hour
forty eight minutes, which is the runtime of Eternal Sunshine
of the Spotless Mind.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
That was so funny, a very fun movie. There's an
anti in it also, Yeah, shared shared some themes, Genus
shared some themes of brain damage. But yeah, this was
officially the longest State of the Union in US history,
(03:33):
clogging in it one hour and forty eight minutes. This
is something from the early days of the Trump administration,
as his speech has.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Got longer and longer. I remember going back for historic
precedent and seeing that, like the people typer technologies in there,
seeing that the people who gave long speeches or people
like I don't know Stalin putin dictators who have just
like not heard a single person be like this, maybe
(04:03):
not in like decades, and also probably like the added
benefit of you know, cult conditioning, like keeping people captive
for long periods of time. They just have that in
their bones.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Kevin Sorbo's mono scene, this is like, this is like
a Kanye West wandering into any public space.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
That's right. Yeah, It's just that that's kind of what
it felt like. It he just seemed like he was
kind of out on his feet, Like he just like
sounded exhausted, had difficulty reading from his teleprompter. Uh what.
One summary from the Guardian said that he gripped the
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podium with a tightness bordering on desperation, and towards the
end of his broadcast his voice became audibly raspy. He
was showing his age. The speechwriters, too, seem to have
been exhausted.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
The podium transforms into like a walker.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Yeah, is it out of there? They should they should
do that for him.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
I know. I mean, I'm all for accessibility, but not form.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
I know. Yeah, this should make him go up. I mean,
he's the ability to deal with stairs, you.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Know, and identify animals.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
You won't believe how hard I est this one. I
was able to put the animals in alphabetical order and
tell you that this one was zebra in this one.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
And I knew how much that doggie in the window was.
They were all last I said, ten thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
This was yeah, speaking of his very good grasp of
how much things cost. His speech was full of blatantly
false claims, such as that inflation is plummeting that foreign
countries are paying for his tariffs, and he again declared
I ended eight wars, which prompted audible laughter from the audience.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
So funny.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Yeah, he did not mention the Epstein Files at all,
which is interesting. That's right. I ended the Epstein Files story.
People don't care about it anymore. I'm being told by
these numbers that we have YadA YadA past the ice killings,
but made reference to Minnesota's problem with quote Somali pirates. Yeah.
(06:36):
I don't know if that was the reference or if
he was just actually like sundowning and didn't know.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
I wish the worst on Nick Shirley's mother truly knew.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Nick Shirley just dropped that. Will talk about either later
in this episode or.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Nick must be kidding.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Good one.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
I don't say it like that. No, I'm giving you
my half, not my all.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Uh Rashida lab and uh Mark Kanno also heckled Trump
when he suggested a ban on insider trading by lawmakers.
They said, you do it yourself? What about you? And
I don't know that. It's kind of a no win
situation to just go there and just have to heckle.
But I guess I feel like it's kind of your job.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Yeah, I got to boot Hull Cogan live, and that
felt really good at a wrestling about at his like
at Raw on, like when Netflix premiered Raw on their
platform and we all thought Steve Austin would come and
then it was Hull Cogan and everybody was pissed off.
And then he came in and we all booed him
so loudly, like you couldn't even hear what he was saying.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
And I hope, yeah, to the broadcast, do you can
tell he was being booed.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
You could tell, but it was like it was so
loud in the in the stadium and like he like
nobody gave a shit what he was talking about, and
it was almost more. It was almost better than like
any fan favorite coming to the shop to just be
able to racist. Yeah, it was great. He's gonna be
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cathartic for like Rashida, you know.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Oh yeah, And I do wonder if that's what killed him.
If you took hul Cogan out by just hurting his heart.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Put us in an auditorium with Donald Trump and we
will boo him until the spirit breaks.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
We talked about how that's why you didn't go to
the Super Bowl. They're like keeping him away from the public.
So on the one hand, he uses like cult conditioning methods,
but on the other hand he is basically a one
man cult member where he only has like very specific
information and the rest of the world has like the
real information. He's just like, I'm actually the most popular
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I've ever been. Look at this upside down chart of inflation.
I'm killing it.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
I feel like that's true for a lot of Congress
because like there was this interview with Rashida Talib where
she was like, Congress actually thinks that they know what's
going on, Like they actually think that they have the information,
and they're just so disconnected from everybody. So I feel
like that's probably true for like, as soon as you
get to political office and you don't try to be
(09:25):
of the people, like you don't put in a lot
of effort.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
You talk to people, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
You make it a career instead of like being a representative.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Then you get yeah, you get there and you like
start talking to people who are like consultants essentially instead
of the people who you like worked with before, and
then you immediately become jaded and start sucking at your job,
start having no idea what's going on around here? We
call that the swamp, and uh, we're about draining it.
(09:59):
This we should speak should not go over well. A
CNN survey found this to be the least popular State
of the Union speech of the century because the people
who tune into this are fans of the president. You know,
like nobody's being like, well, let's you know, it is
our civic duty to tune in and see what this
guy has to say.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
I mean to be fair, I used to watch when
I could tolerate a little bit, and now I just
can't tolerate any like I can't. It just, yeah, it's
awful to watch.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
A majority of State of the Union viewers reacted positively
overall because they're mostly his supporters, but enthusiasm was thin.
Thirty eight percent called the speech very positive. Thirty six
percent rated it negative, which is a unusually narrow gap
for the State of the Union address. So that's it's
where we're at. It was a it was a flop divided.
(10:54):
He's in his flop era, he's in his flop. It's
not going well for Trump.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
But if he didn't know what was going on, but
he knew what that meant.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
Donald, We have to come clean with you, sir. You
are in your flop era. No, no, all right, should
we talk about baseball? Are you a huge baseball fan,
Paul of the I'm not.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
A huge space I know of the ball, okay, I
am so, I'm aware of the baseballs.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
The story, I think still still works because it's whether
or not you're a baseball fan. You most people are
familiar with the fact that a lot of the game
hinges on the calls of the umpire just like hunched
over the back of the catcher, almost almost like he's
like listening in on a conversation or like trying to
read over his shoulders, Like just a very pathetic position
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to be in in the first place. Just like, Hey,
bad umpires have swung entire World series. There's this infamous
game called the Eric greg Game where an umpire by
that name just was like off one day, like for
this like important game and just was calling everything a
strike by this pitcher, Levon Hernandez in the nineties, and
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it's like it was just, you know, it's not what
God intended, because it led to the Marlins winning a
World Series. The Florida Marlins.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Wow, I didn't even know that was a team.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
I know, it's like it's a team that's been in
existence for a long time, and yet it still feels
like it's like a fake baseball team in the movie
The Natural where they're like the Columbus Knights, everybody's favorite team.
But anyways, there's a new robot sheriff in town in
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Major League Baseball, this thing called abs Automated Ball Strikes,
And that's the thing that's like happened in like Tennis
had this innovation, and a number of years ago. They
at first had like line judges and then the robot
would like overrule them in cases. But now it's just
everything is just automated, like a robotic thing that just
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actually knows exactly whether a shot was in or not.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
I will say that like as an outside observer. Initially,
when I would see like make the worst calls, I
was like, oh my god, like this is why haven't
they automated this? But now I'm like, isn't part of
the fun of sports to get mad at the rest?
Speaker 1 (13:24):
Yeah? You know what I mean, Well, they've done a
brilliant thing, Polly, because they've brought in the thing that
knows whether it was a ball or strike. Yeah, but
they're still letting the umpires make their bullshit calls and
then people get to challenge it, and so they're like, oh,
that's your opinion, let's go.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
To this like playing beat like bullshit the card game.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
Yes, exactly, they've added the card game bullshit into the
middle of baseball, and so they're just doing that this season.
We're in spring training, but a Red Sox Pirates game
had an umpire get three pitches completely wrong, like right
in a row. So they're just like, okay, and we're
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compulshit on that one, and they go to the tape
and there the announcer is like, and uh, yeah, that
one kind of right down the middle and he called
it a ball. Hmmm. I think I think you're having.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
A bad guy humiliation ritual for it is.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
I feel like.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
It's only going to be men who want to be
publicly humiliated and get off on it later. So it's
gonna have a bunch of creeps on the field who were, well,
you know what, whatever there is, Yeah, honestly, that's the
best way. If that's it's like a win win situation.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
It's have you ever seen that old old SNL sketch
where it's the postgame press conference with an umpire and
they're just I think it's John Goodman is playing the
umpire and they're like, uh yeah over here New York Times,
just a real quick question. A lot of people thought
you might have actually had shit for brains? Do you
(15:07):
can you comment on whether or not that's true? And
he's like yeah, you know. There was a lot of
calls out there that it was like just doing it
like a coach's postgame press conference, but like just answering
the most humiliated questions about them are you actually have
your have your eyes been tested?
Speaker 2 (15:26):
But it'll make games like way longer because every everything
will be challenged.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
They're really quick with the challenges, but it does. So
this is one thing that they introduced to baseball last
year was like in the past couple of years, was
a pitch clock, where like they had to speed up
the game and it's like made the game twenty times better.
It make easier to watch and like things move quickly now.
And this does seem to be a step in the
(15:54):
other direction. However, it is so fun to just have
like what there's so many.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Fun So the gonna play their own game. In the
middle of the game, they'd be like, was that right?
Did I get that one?
Speaker 1 (16:06):
Yeah? And just like a thing that for over like
over a century, people have been like, these fucking umpires suck.
And then to just be able to have it scientifically proven,
like when when they're objectively wrong on the field in
front of like tens of thousands of people is so
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funny and so it's just like the ultimate wish fulfillment.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
It is very funny and very cathartic. But I also
am like, is this sponsor sponsored by like Calshi or whatever?
The fuss? Like the predictive? Are people just going to predict.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
Yeah, start betting on like whether this person is, like
how many overturned calls will this dip shit make?
Speaker 2 (16:50):
I literally think they'll do that. I think that's the
first thing people will do.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
You would have thought that's what this umpire was doing
because he was so wrong. So still there. Yeah, Yeah,
the Pirates Red Sox game, What is it?
Speaker 2 (17:04):
What was his like physical reaction after like after each.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
One, like, well, like I do wish they had I
do wish that they had had Like in between the innings,
they'd been like Hey, so you're really fucking up out there.
What do you what do you.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
Tweet that you read yesterday? It was like can't uh.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Yeah, you can't win them all? So is the guy
who's never won a single one. But yeah, one of
five consecutive calls from this umpire that were overturned by
ABS challenges before the end of the third inning. It
was all like, right.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
Away, why haven't I tried to be an ump They
get paid, well, right.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
Yeah, I think they do. But it's also like this,
you know, this is the spring training, so this is
when they like bring in the outside umps who are
trying out for a position in Major League Baseball.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
Your audition is for the whole world.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
Yeah, tough, Oh, tough one. All right, let's take a
quick break. We'll come back. We'll talk about the UFO
files that Trump not not the Epstein files, but slightly
different files that Trump is trying to use to distract us.
We'll be right back, and we're back. And I don't
(18:29):
know where this is coming from, but Trump announced that
he'll be making government files about alien life available to
the public. This is coming after he I think he
noticed that Obama kind of got a pop. Yeah, when
Obama was like, yeah, you know, there is there are aliens.
They're not under area fifty one, and the interviewer was like, okay,
(18:54):
moving on, what's your favorite ice cream?
Speaker 2 (18:57):
That was so crazy. I feel like I feel like
Trump dropped this a like not just because of that,
but also he's like thinking about sex trafficking files and
he's like, well, I mean the aliens probe our assholes.
That's a different form of sex trafficking to outer space.
What about that bigger We're just one big island to them.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
We need a big one, guys. We need to drop
something big on their asses, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
Turns out Bill Gates is still with the aliens. We're like,
what the fuck? Bill Kings your sex traffick MP there too.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
Yeah. So he made the declaration in a post on
truth social after like it was the day after he
accused Barack Obama of revealing classified information. So it's you know,
there's ever been any consistency. But he's like, he did
a bad thing. He's a bad boy. I'm a good boy.
I would never do something like that. And then hours
(19:55):
later I think he probably at some level is like, Okay,
so those conspiracy nut bars who are always asking about
the Epstein files. Now that they've been proven right, maybe
I can throw them off the scent by giving them
some UFO shit to look at.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
But also it seems like a setup to I'm like,
surprise you didn't go further, and was like lock him
up with Obama, you know what I mean, Like it
feels like a perfect distraction for him again to blame
Obama for everything.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, maybe that's where we're headed. But Pete
Hegseth claimed that the Pentagon is hard at work making
this vague command happen. We've got our people working on
it right now. Hegg Seth said on Monday, this reminds
me of that part in Big Lebowski where they bring
him to his car in the impound lot and he
asks if they have any leads and the cops like leads. Yeah, sure,
(20:45):
I'll check with the boys down at the crime lab.
They got four more detectives working on the case, they
got us working in shift. It's just the most extended
sarcastic answer because yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
It just seems unaware of his own sarcast Yeah, I
don't know.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
I feel like at some level, they must just be
like he said, what, oh yeah, we're right on at Boston.
He wants us to do UFOs. Now, I feel like
the only question is whether they get carpal tunnel from
the fake typewriter they're filling reports out on or the
constant jack offhand motion they're doing to one another every
time they get like one of these orders. But yeah,
(21:31):
I don't know. I don't expect big things from these files.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
Personally, I'm kind of at the point where like, Okay,
if aliens are real, just leave them alone, because we're
gonna colonize them anyway if we could. And then also
I don't give a fuck anymore, like fix what's on Earth.
I don't like, I'm all for like technology and exploration
and research in space, but I'm like, if aliens are
real and there's all this shit, like I just just
(21:58):
save the kids on Earth, I don't hair anymore, Like
I don't need their drama right now.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
I'm really like I'm doing the thing Like I had
a good friend in college who said that his long
term financial plan was finding a big bag of money
at some point. Yeah, and like I'm kind of in
that realm with in terms of human progress in the
sense that like, I don't have any long term idea
(22:27):
of how we can survive as a species unless there
are some benevolent aliens who are just like, all right,
you guys need help. We're going to come through.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
But like the benevolent aliens would need to do honestly,
like a lot of like revolutionary violence in order to say, right,
like they're going to be enemies to somebody, but not
us hopefully.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
Yeah. I mean we have seen that they have some
very strange ideas about you know, they go to mega
people and they're like, all right, assa, let's see what's
let's see what you're working with back there. I guess
they're not all Naga people, but they do seem to
like kind of go down south with it. Yeah, Like
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actually literally.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
In the I think it's just like people who are
so entrenched in like toxic masculinity that they're like, somebody
touched my prostate once, and now I feel like it's
an alien in there every time.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
Right, Yeah, this is just how they recall blocked memories
they have of a plastate exam all right, And finally
we got to check in with Kid Rock Paulay ball
with the BA the band the Bang. I mean you
you were talking before about how your massive limp biscuit hand.
(23:50):
You said get fred Durst an iconograph episode yesterday, I
think is how you get it.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
I only wear hats backwards. I'm thinking about throwing a goatee.
I was a huge fan of him in that Y
two K movie. I thought that was great. Did you
in all the movies? Yeah, he made a guess. He
made a cameo in.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
The as Fred Durst as.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
Fred Durst because they like it's it's nineteen ninety nine.
Speaker 4 (24:16):
You don't really know why, but you want to justify's
head off. I have a whole theory about with your theory.
It's just that, like that was the first sign I've
done this. I've talked about this on the show before.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
But like, so we had rage against the machine and
then limpisk it came through and was like, hey, white guys,
what if oh that rage was just diffuse and didn't
have a reason and wasn't like based in white supremacy,
and uh yeah, you know, or I mean it is
based What if it was just you being mad and
(24:51):
we just like took the you know, actualytical content of
rage against the machine and turned it into like pop
music about that was like angry and had no actual
political content or justifiable reason to be angry. And that
was we were on our way to this present moment.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
When that happened, the of the alt right pipeline was spread. Durst,
I think it was.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
I think it was the beginning the crack and the
dam that was just like, look, guys, I get it.
You don't know why, but you want to justify ripping
someone's saddle, and that's fine. Anyways. Kid Rock is following
up his disastrous faux halftime show where he went head
(25:41):
to head with Bad Bunny and lost his and his
RFK junior workout video. Uh, which I mean it was
awesome actually.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
Really, I have so many pairs of genes now.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
Yeah, just my jeans are all soaked.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
My jeans are called dripping wet in my closet.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
But then I just wear them into the sauna and
go on the old timey stationary bike in the sauna
until I look like a piece of fruit leather.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
The crunch is added weight, that's right.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
So instead of just giving up performing forever or dying
of embarrassment, he's decided to go on a nationwide tour
celebrate the two hundred and fiftieth anniversary of the founding
of this great nation. And for some reason, he's charging
five thousand dollars for front row tickets, the second row
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four thousand, third row two thousand, and fourth row one thousand,
and these first class seats don't come with any perks,
Like they're not like, yeah, and you get to hang
out with kid Rot. You just get to like be
close enough to the stage to smell the axe body spray.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
You're in the Jene Sauna splash zone.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
That's right. You can actually hear him gasping for breath
while he's trying to lip sync and do his dances.
But just to clarify, because I don't know like what
people charge for tickets these days, Like the Taylor Swift
front row tickets face value is around one thousand dollars,
So she was delivering about fourth row kid rock concert
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value to her fans apparently so wild and he's he's
he's like, I'm doing that so that we don't have
to go to ticket resellers and people can just pay
for five thousand dollars. But his response to people just
pointing out that his tickets are like five access expensive,
(27:45):
as Taylor Swift is to announce that he will pray
for the fake liberal media, while also claiming that sooner
or later, God will cut him down, which is Jesus Christ. Yeah,
God's going to kill you. It's a wild going to
kill you. Ticket Ticketmaster say, yeah, you can go to ticketmaster.
(28:10):
He he argued, like they know, damn well, that's not
the full story about the five thousand dollars uh being charged.
But you can go to ticketmaster. He's charging five thousand
dollars per seat.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
Do you think like fifty is going to buy out
the first five rows.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
Or I could it's fifty. Like I always like, there's
always like famous people who I'm like, man, I really
like this famous person. And then they're like and he's
best friends with fucking kid rock or something, you know
what I mean. Like, it's just did you hear that
t I track the distract that No put out about fifty.
(28:49):
It's very good. Really, everyone should check it out. T
I cooked his ass a little bit.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
I think, yeah, all of but I also sucks.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
He also sucks. But in this battle, oddly, I think
I'm on TI side fifty definitely.
Speaker 2 (29:06):
I feel like he's like a villain that is, like,
he's funny and he's sometimes on the right side, but
he also has his own shit, you know what I mean.
So it's like his pettiness I think is admirable in
a way, but also he's like not like the best guy,
you know. I think he's like got his own history.
(29:28):
I think it came out when they were talking about
all the Diddy stuff.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
Anyways, I have not heard that song, but no I haven't.
I will check it out. Anyways, he kid racks and
the fake liberal media says I'm charging five thousand dollars
for front row tickets, and then went on to confirm
that five thousand dollars is when he is charging, and
then being like they'll be killed by God, which I
just love. That's a great place to take an argument. Anyways,
(29:54):
this is more just a this is actually an ad
that we're putting at the end of the episode that
five thousand dollars. For the low, low price of five
thousand dollars, you can go to sit in front row
watch kid Rock do his thing. You know, we saw
we all saw it on the halftime show. But you're
(30:15):
welcome five thousand dollars. Uh, well spent Paula v Ganalon.
Such a pleasure having you as always on the podcast.
Where can people find you? Follow you all that good stuff.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
I will be at kid Rocks concert. I did buy
the five thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
Hell yeah, flex h I.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
Do ball with the ball. I'm at Pauloviganalan p A
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gang to Second Scream's comedy eight pm at the Allsian
skunk Room, like that little side room. It's gonna be
so fun. And then are you.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
All watching the same thing on the second screen or
everybody's just doing their own thing?
Speaker 2 (30:55):
No, no, no. We have a discord which I am technically in.
I kind of had to join it because I was
worried about show stuff happening there. So everybody brings their
own like we encourage you to be on your phone
or your iPad or whatever, and then we play like
(31:16):
some fun like internet type games. One one time we
took a quiz to decide what Disney Princess we collectively
as a whole entire audience was, And I think we
were like I think we were Tiana. I can't remember.
But and then yeah, and we do like different little
like prize based activities in between comics, and then we
have like a killer lineup of comics and it's super fun.
(31:38):
We also have like, weirdly, we have like a bag
of candy that we pass around and it's like a
hit at every show. People people want candy, just like
a mixed bag of candy you would like have as
like a kid, like lollipops and like all sorts of stuff,
you know what I mean. It's just yeah, oh people
love twizzlers.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
Yeah, so it's got wwizzlers, lollipops. Does it have the
TUTSI rolls in there? Is it that one?
Speaker 2 (32:04):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
Yeah, but we we got a lot of candy at
a Halloween, so I'm familiar with the various mixes. That's
a that's a good one.
Speaker 2 (32:13):
Yeah, people really love the candy. But yeah, so we
have a lot of funds will come through. And then
March ninth, at the main room of the Hollywood Improv
Mermaid Comedy Hour and Facial Recognition Comedy are doing a
crossover show together to celebrate women's history.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
Okay, there you go.
Speaker 2 (32:31):
For that and then again second screen spacial Wreck on
March twentieth.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
Go see it, Go support Zeike Gang. That's going to
do it for us this afternoon. We're back tomorrow with
the whole last episode of the show. Until then, be
kind to each other, be kind to yourselves, get your
vaccines where you still can get your flu shots, don't
do nothing about white supremacy, and we will talk to
you tomorrow. Bye bye bye. The Daily Zeit Guys is
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executive produced by Catherine Law.
Speaker 2 (32:59):
Co produced by.
Speaker 1 (33:01):
Co produced by Victor Wright, co written by j M McNabb,
and edited and engineered by Brian Jeffries.
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they can also get a package where they get to
do improv with Kevin Sorbo, And we had fun aways
episode imagining what that went like, so people can go
back and check that out. I'm to be joined. Sorry, sorry,
I got to introduce you or else nobody's gonna know
what's happening.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
It's Miles, it's me.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
You're going from just poisoning him to Dicky Greenleaf trying
to trying to dress up as Uh in Our Second Seat,
a hilarious stand up comedium writer, actor improviser you can
see at her monthly shows Second Screens Comedy facial recognition comedy.
It is.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Fun.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
This is a mango. We're saying that he gets he
gets a recommendation from the crowd, and his only responses, O,
this mango smells like shit. Ship.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
That's the number one way to guarantee that your kids
will be uh in the sciences and not in Hollywood
at all, and also.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
To send them to that.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Filming in brov Camp.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Really is it is wild that night at the that
Disney is going to let them get away with that. Disney.
I don't usually not in favor of how litigious you
guys are in terms of like being like we're actually
going to sue you for being poisoned by our food.
That's actually we're coming after you. But guys, this is
(02:25):
your chance.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Dean kan is running around going, oh boy in the
movie Disney.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Look at your well. Uh. Miles is out on a
very strange assignment today that we're not going to talk
about on Mike, but he'll be back for the regular episode.
But Paula Bey is joining us for trends and what
a trends it is. Paula. Uh, we got the State
of the Union, the Eternal State of the Union, Address
(02:58):
of the spot filled Mind is what our writer JM
is calling it because he clocked in it one hour
forty eight minutes, which is the runtime of Eternal Sunshine
of the Spotless Mind.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
That was so funny, a very fun movie. There's an
anti in it also, Yeah, shared shared some themes, Genus
shared some themes of brain damage. But yeah, this was
officially the longest State of the Union in US history,
(03:33):
clogging in it one hour and forty eight minutes. This
is something from the early days of the Trump administration,
as his speech has.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Got longer and longer. I remember going back for historic
precedent and seeing that, like the people typer technologies in there,
seeing that the people who gave long speeches or people
like I don't know Stalin putin dictators who have just
like not heard a single person be like this, maybe
(04:03):
not in like decades, and also probably like the added
benefit of you know, cult conditioning, like keeping people captive
for long periods of time. They just have that in
their bones.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Kevin Sorbo's mono scene, this is like, this is like
a Kanye West wandering into any public space.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
That's right. Yeah, It's just that that's kind of what
it felt like. It he just seemed like he was
kind of out on his feet, Like he just like
sounded exhausted, had difficulty reading from his teleprompter. Uh what.
One summary from the Guardian said that he gripped the
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podium with a tightness bordering on desperation, and towards the
end of his broadcast his voice became audibly raspy. He
was showing his age. The speechwriters, too, seem to have
been exhausted.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
The podium transforms into like a walker.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Yeah, is it out of there? They should they should
do that for him.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
I know. I mean, I'm all for accessibility, but not form.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
I know. Yeah, this should make him go up. I mean,
he's the ability to deal with stairs, you.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Know, and identify animals.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
You won't believe how hard I est this one. I
was able to put the animals in alphabetical order and
tell you that this one was zebra in this one.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
And I knew how much that doggie in the window was.
They were all last I said, ten thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
This was yeah, speaking of his very good grasp of
how much things cost. His speech was full of blatantly
false claims, such as that inflation is plummeting that foreign
countries are paying for his tariffs, and he again declared
I ended eight wars, which prompted audible laughter from the audience.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
So funny.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Yeah, he did not mention the Epstein Files at all,
which is interesting. That's right. I ended the Epstein Files story.
People don't care about it anymore. I'm being told by
these numbers that we have YadA YadA past the ice killings,
but made reference to Minnesota's problem with quote Somali pirates. Yeah.
(06:36):
I don't know if that was the reference or if
he was just actually like sundowning and didn't know.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
I wish the worst on Nick Shirley's mother truly knew.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Nick Shirley just dropped that. Will talk about either later
in this episode or.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Nick must be kidding.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Good one.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
I don't say it like that. No, I'm giving you
my half, not my all.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Uh Rashida lab and uh Mark Kanno also heckled Trump
when he suggested a ban on insider trading by lawmakers.
They said, you do it yourself? What about you? And
I don't know that. It's kind of a no win
situation to just go there and just have to heckle.
But I guess I feel like it's kind of your job.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Yeah, I got to boot Hull Cogan live, and that
felt really good at a wrestling about at his like
at Raw on, like when Netflix premiered Raw on their
platform and we all thought Steve Austin would come and
then it was Hull Cogan and everybody was pissed off.
And then he came in and we all booed him
so loudly, like you couldn't even hear what he was saying.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
And I hope, yeah, to the broadcast, do you can
tell he was being booed.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
You could tell, but it was like it was so
loud in the in the stadium and like he like
nobody gave a shit what he was talking about, and
it was almost more. It was almost better than like
any fan favorite coming to the shop to just be
able to racist. Yeah, it was great. He's gonna be
(08:21):
cathartic for like Rashida, you know.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Oh yeah, And I do wonder if that's what killed him.
If you took hul Cogan out by just hurting his heart.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Put us in an auditorium with Donald Trump and we
will boo him until the spirit breaks.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
We talked about how that's why you didn't go to
the Super Bowl. They're like keeping him away from the public.
So on the one hand, he uses like cult conditioning methods,
but on the other hand he is basically a one
man cult member where he only has like very specific
information and the rest of the world has like the
real information. He's just like, I'm actually the most popular
(09:00):
I've ever been. Look at this upside down chart of inflation.
I'm killing it.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
I feel like that's true for a lot of Congress
because like there was this interview with Rashida Talib where
she was like, Congress actually thinks that they know what's
going on, Like they actually think that they have the information,
and they're just so disconnected from everybody. So I feel
like that's probably true for like, as soon as you
get to political office and you don't try to be
(09:25):
of the people, like you don't put in a lot
of effort.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
You talk to people, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
You make it a career instead of like being a representative.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Then you get yeah, you get there and you like
start talking to people who are like consultants essentially instead
of the people who you like worked with before, and
then you immediately become jaded and start sucking at your job,
start having no idea what's going on around here? We
call that the swamp, and uh, we're about draining it.
(09:59):
This we should speak should not go over well. A
CNN survey found this to be the least popular State
of the Union speech of the century because the people
who tune into this are fans of the president. You know,
like nobody's being like, well, let's you know, it is
our civic duty to tune in and see what this
guy has to say.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
I mean to be fair, I used to watch when
I could tolerate a little bit, and now I just
can't tolerate any like I can't. It just, yeah, it's
awful to watch.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
A majority of State of the Union viewers reacted positively
overall because they're mostly his supporters, but enthusiasm was thin.
Thirty eight percent called the speech very positive. Thirty six
percent rated it negative, which is a unusually narrow gap
for the State of the Union address. So that's it's
where we're at. It was a it was a flop divided.
(10:54):
He's in his flop era, he's in his flop. It's
not going well for Trump.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
But if he didn't know what was going on, but
he knew what that meant.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
Donald, We have to come clean with you, sir. You
are in your flop era. No, no, all right, should
we talk about baseball? Are you a huge baseball fan,
Paul of the I'm not.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
A huge space I know of the ball, okay, I
am so, I'm aware of the baseballs.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
The story, I think still still works because it's whether
or not you're a baseball fan. You most people are
familiar with the fact that a lot of the game
hinges on the calls of the umpire just like hunched
over the back of the catcher, almost almost like he's
like listening in on a conversation or like trying to
read over his shoulders, Like just a very pathetic position
(11:47):
to be in in the first place. Just like, Hey,
bad umpires have swung entire World series. There's this infamous
game called the Eric greg Game where an umpire by
that name just was like off one day, like for
this like important game and just was calling everything a
strike by this pitcher, Levon Hernandez in the nineties, and
(12:10):
it's like it was just, you know, it's not what
God intended, because it led to the Marlins winning a
World Series. The Florida Marlins.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Wow, I didn't even know that was a team.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
I know, it's like it's a team that's been in
existence for a long time, and yet it still feels
like it's like a fake baseball team in the movie
The Natural where they're like the Columbus Knights, everybody's favorite team.
But anyways, there's a new robot sheriff in town in
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Major League Baseball, this thing called abs Automated Ball Strikes,
And that's the thing that's like happened in like Tennis
had this innovation, and a number of years ago. They
at first had like line judges and then the robot
would like overrule them in cases. But now it's just
everything is just automated, like a robotic thing that just
(13:05):
actually knows exactly whether a shot was in or not.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
I will say that like as an outside observer. Initially,
when I would see like make the worst calls, I
was like, oh my god, like this is why haven't
they automated this? But now I'm like, isn't part of
the fun of sports to get mad at the rest?
Speaker 1 (13:24):
Yeah? You know what I mean, Well, they've done a
brilliant thing, Polly, because they've brought in the thing that
knows whether it was a ball or strike. Yeah, but
they're still letting the umpires make their bullshit calls and
then people get to challenge it, and so they're like, oh,
that's your opinion, let's go.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
To this like playing beat like bullshit the card game.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
Yes, exactly, they've added the card game bullshit into the
middle of baseball, and so they're just doing that this season.
We're in spring training, but a Red Sox Pirates game
had an umpire get three pitches completely wrong, like right
in a row. So they're just like, okay, and we're
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compulshit on that one, and they go to the tape
and there the announcer is like, and uh, yeah, that
one kind of right down the middle and he called
it a ball. Hmmm. I think I think you're having.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
A bad guy humiliation ritual for it is.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
I feel like.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
It's only going to be men who want to be
publicly humiliated and get off on it later. So it's
gonna have a bunch of creeps on the field who were, well,
you know what, whatever there is, Yeah, honestly, that's the
best way. If that's it's like a win win situation.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
It's have you ever seen that old old SNL sketch
where it's the postgame press conference with an umpire and
they're just I think it's John Goodman is playing the
umpire and they're like, uh yeah over here New York Times,
just a real quick question. A lot of people thought
you might have actually had shit for brains? Do you
(15:07):
can you comment on whether or not that's true? And
he's like yeah, you know. There was a lot of
calls out there that it was like just doing it
like a coach's postgame press conference, but like just answering
the most humiliated questions about them are you actually have
your have your eyes been tested?
Speaker 2 (15:26):
But it'll make games like way longer because every everything
will be challenged.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
They're really quick with the challenges, but it does. So
this is one thing that they introduced to baseball last
year was like in the past couple of years, was
a pitch clock, where like they had to speed up
the game and it's like made the game twenty times better.
It make easier to watch and like things move quickly now.
And this does seem to be a step in the
(15:54):
other direction. However, it is so fun to just have
like what there's so many.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Fun So the gonna play their own game. In the
middle of the game, they'd be like, was that right?
Did I get that one?
Speaker 1 (16:06):
Yeah? And just like a thing that for over like
over a century, people have been like, these fucking umpires suck.
And then to just be able to have it scientifically proven,
like when when they're objectively wrong on the field in
front of like tens of thousands of people is so
(16:29):
funny and so it's just like the ultimate wish fulfillment.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
It is very funny and very cathartic. But I also
am like, is this sponsor sponsored by like Calshi or whatever?
The fuss? Like the predictive? Are people just going to predict.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
Yeah, start betting on like whether this person is, like
how many overturned calls will this dip shit make?
Speaker 2 (16:50):
I literally think they'll do that. I think that's the
first thing people will do.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
You would have thought that's what this umpire was doing
because he was so wrong. So still there. Yeah, Yeah,
the Pirates Red Sox game, What is it?
Speaker 2 (17:04):
What was his like physical reaction after like after each.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
One, like, well, like I do wish they had I
do wish that they had had Like in between the innings,
they'd been like Hey, so you're really fucking up out there.
What do you what do you.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
Tweet that you read yesterday? It was like can't uh.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Yeah, you can't win them all? So is the guy
who's never won a single one. But yeah, one of
five consecutive calls from this umpire that were overturned by
ABS challenges before the end of the third inning. It
was all like, right.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
Away, why haven't I tried to be an ump They
get paid, well, right.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
Yeah, I think they do. But it's also like this,
you know, this is the spring training, so this is
when they like bring in the outside umps who are
trying out for a position in Major League Baseball.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
Your audition is for the whole world.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
Yeah, tough, Oh, tough one. All right, let's take a
quick break. We'll come back. We'll talk about the UFO
files that Trump not not the Epstein files, but slightly
different files that Trump is trying to use to distract us.
We'll be right back, and we're back. And I don't
(18:29):
know where this is coming from, but Trump announced that
he'll be making government files about alien life available to
the public. This is coming after he I think he
noticed that Obama kind of got a pop. Yeah, when
Obama was like, yeah, you know, there is there are aliens.
They're not under area fifty one, and the interviewer was like, okay,
(18:54):
moving on, what's your favorite ice cream?
Speaker 2 (18:57):
That was so crazy. I feel like I feel like
Trump dropped this a like not just because of that,
but also he's like thinking about sex trafficking files and
he's like, well, I mean the aliens probe our assholes.
That's a different form of sex trafficking to outer space.
What about that bigger We're just one big island to them.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
We need a big one, guys. We need to drop
something big on their asses, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
Turns out Bill Gates is still with the aliens. We're like,
what the fuck? Bill Kings your sex traffick MP there too.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
Yeah. So he made the declaration in a post on
truth social after like it was the day after he
accused Barack Obama of revealing classified information. So it's you know,
there's ever been any consistency. But he's like, he did
a bad thing. He's a bad boy. I'm a good boy.
I would never do something like that. And then hours
(19:55):
later I think he probably at some level is like, Okay,
so those conspiracy nut bars who are always asking about
the Epstein files. Now that they've been proven right, maybe
I can throw them off the scent by giving them
some UFO shit to look at.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
But also it seems like a setup to I'm like,
surprise you didn't go further, and was like lock him
up with Obama, you know what I mean, Like it
feels like a perfect distraction for him again to blame
Obama for everything.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, maybe that's where we're headed. But Pete
Hegseth claimed that the Pentagon is hard at work making
this vague command happen. We've got our people working on
it right now. Hegg Seth said on Monday, this reminds
me of that part in Big Lebowski where they bring
him to his car in the impound lot and he
asks if they have any leads and the cops like leads. Yeah, sure,
(20:45):
I'll check with the boys down at the crime lab.
They got four more detectives working on the case, they
got us working in shift. It's just the most extended
sarcastic answer because yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
It just seems unaware of his own sarcast Yeah, I
don't know.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
I feel like at some level, they must just be
like he said, what, oh yeah, we're right on at Boston.
He wants us to do UFOs. Now, I feel like
the only question is whether they get carpal tunnel from
the fake typewriter they're filling reports out on or the
constant jack offhand motion they're doing to one another every
time they get like one of these orders. But yeah,
(21:31):
I don't know. I don't expect big things from these files.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
Personally, I'm kind of at the point where like, Okay,
if aliens are real, just leave them alone, because we're
gonna colonize them anyway if we could. And then also
I don't give a fuck anymore, like fix what's on Earth.
I don't like, I'm all for like technology and exploration
and research in space, but I'm like, if aliens are
real and there's all this shit, like I just just
(21:58):
save the kids on Earth, I don't hair anymore, Like
I don't need their drama right now.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
I'm really like I'm doing the thing Like I had
a good friend in college who said that his long
term financial plan was finding a big bag of money
at some point. Yeah, and like I'm kind of in
that realm with in terms of human progress in the
sense that like, I don't have any long term idea
(22:27):
of how we can survive as a species unless there
are some benevolent aliens who are just like, all right,
you guys need help. We're going to come through.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
But like the benevolent aliens would need to do honestly,
like a lot of like revolutionary violence in order to say, right,
like they're going to be enemies to somebody, but not
us hopefully.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
Yeah. I mean we have seen that they have some
very strange ideas about you know, they go to mega
people and they're like, all right, assa, let's see what's
let's see what you're working with back there. I guess
they're not all Naga people, but they do seem to
like kind of go down south with it. Yeah, Like
(23:13):
actually literally.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
In the I think it's just like people who are
so entrenched in like toxic masculinity that they're like, somebody
touched my prostate once, and now I feel like it's
an alien in there every time.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
Right, Yeah, this is just how they recall blocked memories
they have of a plastate exam all right, And finally
we got to check in with Kid Rock Paulay ball
with the BA the band the Bang. I mean you
you were talking before about how your massive limp biscuit hand.
(23:50):
You said get fred Durst an iconograph episode yesterday, I
think is how you get it.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
I only wear hats backwards. I'm thinking about throwing a goatee.
I was a huge fan of him in that Y
two K movie. I thought that was great. Did you
in all the movies? Yeah, he made a guess. He
made a cameo in.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
The as Fred Durst as.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
Fred Durst because they like it's it's nineteen ninety nine.
Speaker 4 (24:16):
You don't really know why, but you want to justify's
head off. I have a whole theory about with your theory.
It's just that, like that was the first sign I've
done this. I've talked about this on the show before.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
But like, so we had rage against the machine and
then limpisk it came through and was like, hey, white guys,
what if oh that rage was just diffuse and didn't
have a reason and wasn't like based in white supremacy,
and uh yeah, you know, or I mean it is
based What if it was just you being mad and
(24:51):
we just like took the you know, actualytical content of
rage against the machine and turned it into like pop
music about that was like angry and had no actual
political content or justifiable reason to be angry. And that
was we were on our way to this present moment.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
When that happened, the of the alt right pipeline was spread. Durst,
I think it was.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
I think it was the beginning the crack and the
dam that was just like, look, guys, I get it.
You don't know why, but you want to justify ripping
someone's saddle, and that's fine. Anyways. Kid Rock is following
up his disastrous faux halftime show where he went head
(25:41):
to head with Bad Bunny and lost his and his
RFK junior workout video. Uh, which I mean it was
awesome actually.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
Really, I have so many pairs of genes now.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
Yeah, just my jeans are all soaked.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
My jeans are called dripping wet in my closet.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
But then I just wear them into the sauna and
go on the old timey stationary bike in the sauna
until I look like a piece of fruit leather.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
The crunch is added weight, that's right.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
So instead of just giving up performing forever or dying
of embarrassment, he's decided to go on a nationwide tour
celebrate the two hundred and fiftieth anniversary of the founding
of this great nation. And for some reason, he's charging
five thousand dollars for front row tickets, the second row
(26:38):
four thousand, third row two thousand, and fourth row one thousand,
and these first class seats don't come with any perks,
Like they're not like, yeah, and you get to hang
out with kid Rot. You just get to like be
close enough to the stage to smell the axe body spray.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
You're in the Jene Sauna splash zone.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
That's right. You can actually hear him gasping for breath
while he's trying to lip sync and do his dances.
But just to clarify, because I don't know like what
people charge for tickets these days, Like the Taylor Swift
front row tickets face value is around one thousand dollars,
So she was delivering about fourth row kid rock concert
(27:23):
value to her fans apparently so wild and he's he's
he's like, I'm doing that so that we don't have
to go to ticket resellers and people can just pay
for five thousand dollars. But his response to people just
pointing out that his tickets are like five access expensive,
(27:45):
as Taylor Swift is to announce that he will pray
for the fake liberal media, while also claiming that sooner
or later, God will cut him down, which is Jesus Christ. Yeah,
God's going to kill you. It's a wild going to
kill you. Ticket Ticketmaster say, yeah, you can go to ticketmaster.
(28:10):
He he argued, like they know, damn well, that's not
the full story about the five thousand dollars uh being charged.
But you can go to ticketmaster. He's charging five thousand
dollars per seat.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
Do you think like fifty is going to buy out
the first five rows.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
Or I could it's fifty. Like I always like, there's
always like famous people who I'm like, man, I really
like this famous person. And then they're like and he's
best friends with fucking kid rock or something, you know
what I mean. Like, it's just did you hear that
t I track the distract that No put out about fifty.
(28:49):
It's very good. Really, everyone should check it out. T
I cooked his ass a little bit.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
I think, yeah, all of but I also sucks.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
He also sucks. But in this battle, oddly, I think
I'm on TI side fifty definitely.
Speaker 2 (29:06):
I feel like he's like a villain that is, like,
he's funny and he's sometimes on the right side, but
he also has his own shit, you know what I mean.
So it's like his pettiness I think is admirable in
a way, but also he's like not like the best guy,
you know. I think he's like got his own history.
(29:28):
I think it came out when they were talking about
all the Diddy stuff.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
Anyways, I have not heard that song, but no I haven't.
I will check it out. Anyways, he kid racks and
the fake liberal media says I'm charging five thousand dollars
for front row tickets, and then went on to confirm
that five thousand dollars is when he is charging, and
then being like they'll be killed by God, which I
just love. That's a great place to take an argument. Anyways,
(29:54):
this is more just a this is actually an ad
that we're putting at the end of the episode that
five thousand dollars. For the low, low price of five
thousand dollars, you can go to sit in front row
watch kid Rock do his thing. You know, we saw
we all saw it on the halftime show. But you're
(30:15):
welcome five thousand dollars. Uh, well spent Paula v Ganalon.
Such a pleasure having you as always on the podcast.
Where can people find you? Follow you all that good stuff.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
I will be at kid Rocks concert. I did buy
the five thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
Hell yeah, flex h I.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
Do ball with the ball. I'm at Pauloviganalan p A
L l A b e I g n A l
A n everywhere. You guys come out on Saturday, ZEI
gang to Second Scream's comedy eight pm at the Allsian
skunk Room, like that little side room. It's gonna be
so fun. And then are you.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
All watching the same thing on the second screen or
everybody's just doing their own thing?
Speaker 2 (30:55):
No, no, no. We have a discord which I am technically in.
I kind of had to join it because I was
worried about show stuff happening there. So everybody brings their
own like we encourage you to be on your phone
or your iPad or whatever, and then we play like
(31:16):
some fun like internet type games. One one time we
took a quiz to decide what Disney Princess we collectively
as a whole entire audience was, And I think we
were like I think we were Tiana. I can't remember.
But and then yeah, and we do like different little
like prize based activities in between comics, and then we
have like a killer lineup of comics and it's super fun.
(31:38):
We also have like, weirdly, we have like a bag
of candy that we pass around and it's like a
hit at every show. People people want candy, just like
a mixed bag of candy you would like have as
like a kid, like lollipops and like all sorts of stuff,
you know what I mean. It's just yeah, oh people
love twizzlers.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
Yeah, so it's got wwizzlers, lollipops. Does it have the
TUTSI rolls in there? Is it that one?
Speaker 2 (32:04):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
Yeah, but we we got a lot of candy at
a Halloween, so I'm familiar with the various mixes. That's
a that's a good one.
Speaker 2 (32:13):
Yeah, people really love the candy. But yeah, so we
have a lot of funds will come through. And then
March ninth, at the main room of the Hollywood Improv
Mermaid Comedy Hour and Facial Recognition Comedy are doing a
crossover show together to celebrate women's history.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
Okay, there you go.
Speaker 2 (32:31):
For that and then again second screen spacial Wreck on
March twentieth.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
Go see it, Go support Zeike Gang. That's going to
do it for us this afternoon. We're back tomorrow with
the whole last episode of the show. Until then, be
kind to each other, be kind to yourselves, get your
vaccines where you still can get your flu shots, don't
do nothing about white supremacy, and we will talk to
you tomorrow. Bye bye bye. The Daily Zeit Guys is
(32:57):
executive produced by Catherine Law.
Speaker 2 (32:59):
Co produced by.
Speaker 1 (33:01):
Co produced by Victor Wright, co written by j M McNabb,
and edited and engineered by Brian Jeffries.
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