Is This Boston Market?

The boys are hella greasy, spiced up like a Fremen warrior, and looking for the nearest Boston Market...

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:05):
Well, well, well I'm looking at every camera. It doesn't matter,
and for you, the listener doesn't matter because this is
a fucking podcast. But guess what, we're back and we're
one match closer. Didn't We always say that at the
end of every.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
Episode if by the end of the season we'll know
he's won the league, we'll know and we'll get one
match closer. And we got a little bit closer today.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
I got a little bit closer today. We all got
a little bit closer today.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
This is ain't it footy. We're talking about match week
thirty five in the Premier League. Specifically, we'll go around
Chris Martin three to seventeen words, phrases, sentiments to describe
how you feel about what you've seen.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
Okay, look a lot's happened.

Speaker 4 (00:41):
I could talk about Man City Everton just happened, sure,
pretty site. Yeah, talk about Arsenal looking on four winning three,
and I could talk about Man United's Liverpool Yeah be
insteads have a message for Uni Amory you come.

Speaker 3 (00:59):
Come on full team. Wanted to Sepozs go down coward.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
Yeah you blew that, which is a lesson because Forrest
disrespected and somehow won.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
But I guess maybe that's what he thought was gonna happen.
What a fucking cowardly moves?

Speaker 3 (01:16):
The best describe it?

Speaker 2 (01:18):
You were no handshaking? Yeah, yeah, yeah, much?

Speaker 3 (01:22):
What is wrong?

Speaker 1 (01:23):
I guess And I always when I he just whatever,
we'll get we'll get to his ass late.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
By the way, sorry, produces. That was that was that
came out loud? It came out. It was I haven't
you say you screamed that?

Speaker 2 (01:37):
I screamed that.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
I screamed that out the referee all for the penalty.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
The penalty that was for the athletics. But I now
have an idea of what that sounded like. Yeah you're
screaming cow yeah, jamal, what about you?

Speaker 2 (01:50):
Three to seventeen words? Phrase the sentiments?

Speaker 3 (01:52):
You know, I saw myself and a lot of what's
been going on recently. Yeah, you know it was. It
started a few weeks ago. Okay, I had a Netflix
radio and it didn't go great. Okay, I forgot all
my setup, so I like, I wait, I do that,
I do bell. Yeah, I hit all the freaking punchlines,

(02:14):
but I forgot the setups and wow, it was just
like seven minutes of me bumbling. It did not go great. Yeah,
not bad enough for me to make one of them
videos where I talk about me bombing.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
Yeah, yeah, close, but you knew as a professional. And
I'm like, man, yeah, I wasn't locked in. I was off, dude,
I was not locked in. And then the weekend comes
Klay Thompson didn't make the Stallion break up, and it's
a shooting at the Correspondence dinner. And then I remember
I did a show. I did a New Year's show
at that hotel.

Speaker 3 (02:42):
Wow, at the Hilton. Yeah, man, I was up in there.

Speaker 4 (02:45):
Bro.

Speaker 3 (02:45):
You could totally run in there with a gun. It's
pretty loose. Yeah, it's pretty loose to give you.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
They give you the Blue Princess.

Speaker 3 (02:54):
It's a big CRUs you know.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
You know which way the president comes in, right, Yeah,
I make sure man's a secret Interwest.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
Yeah you.

Speaker 3 (02:59):
And it was like a mid level strip club across
the street. Oh, it seems pretty loose to get in there.
Mid level just kind of it just immediately smells like
uh like baby white. Oh yeah, class yeah, mid class. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (03:12):
Yeah, any clauses it. It just smells the bad stuff.

Speaker 3 (03:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
It could be either spectrum because they always smell like
body spray and Now it's like how biased star we
towards like the bed the what is it?

Speaker 3 (03:25):
Bad?

Speaker 1 (03:26):
Body works? Country, Apple, splash smell. Others actually smell like
name brand perfumes, pink sugar, yeah, cinnamon angel also.

Speaker 3 (03:35):
Anyway, point is all this stuff comes in over the
weekend and things are coming up. Jamelle Johnson, Now I
got some new material. Yeah baby, I'm back up. You
remember to say setsups. I remember, I remember to say
the full Joe said, it goes great. We're back around
just like the boys again. Let it all work.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
Let it all I'm trying to remind myself is that
we just have to let it all work out, hey man.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
And it's it's it's it's looking better. That's what I
will say. That's what I will say.

Speaker 3 (04:08):
And for people that loaded up their memes too quickly,
you got bottle on.

Speaker 2 (04:12):
Your face today? Did you see the thing of the
night that fucking speaking of fucking cowards, let's get to
that match because it was Everton man City with that
shit just happened right before we started recording Everton three
Man City three could have been all three points to Everton.

Speaker 1 (04:28):
I don't care because we need slippage. And that's two
points dropped. The first goal, left footer by Jeremy dok
who's pretty nice goal.

Speaker 3 (04:37):
It was coming for thirty straight minutes.

Speaker 1 (04:38):
Then there was so much pressure from Everton that I
was like, oh shit, they might get a goal. We
got one in the form of tiern No Berry. Shout
out to Kirkland signature Terry Herie.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
Everton con yeah, like hey man, welcomes from home cooking.

Speaker 3 (04:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:56):
Jacobrien with a gray headed goal from a set piece.
Then another Tyrano Berry goal, fantastic. Then dude Earling Holland.
I don't know if you watched the actual broadcast, they
were still looking at the Tyranno Berry highlights. It was
like that that Darby goal, so that's Fabergast scored, where
suddenly you're looking at the last goal and already.

Speaker 2 (05:14):
They're like, oh he's in okay, and that's a goal.

Speaker 3 (05:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (05:16):
And then at the death ninetieth minute plus seven, Jeremy
Doku with just a nice hurling right footed shot that
he shushed the heshed. I said to you guys, he
went and shushed, And you can't shush when.

Speaker 4 (05:30):
You equalize it and you drop points in there, you
look like Jaru versus Southampton.

Speaker 3 (05:34):
Yeah, twenty seventeen. Yeah, not over it. I know, you
go to you go to. That was actually one of
the first things you said.

Speaker 2 (05:40):
You're like that was just like jeroo yeah yeah, And
I was like, he forgot about that. He said, I'm
so powied.

Speaker 3 (05:45):
Yeah, yeah, do you haven't won anything?

Speaker 4 (05:50):
I did nothing at Chelsea winn stuff now you jesus.

Speaker 1 (05:55):
Yeah, but that was I mean he yeah, he really
was like Okay, y'all. But again, in the grand scheme
of things, now he has put it back.

Speaker 2 (06:03):
Into Arsenal's hands, which might be a more terrifying prospect,
but nonetheless, I'm this is fantastic. He didn't say the
guy got his bottle.

Speaker 3 (06:12):
That's the bottle guy from.

Speaker 4 (06:15):
The Crowd the Sky basically gave a bottle to to
do that, because there's no way you keep an Arsenal
battle for a year in your pocket.

Speaker 3 (06:20):
There's no way you.

Speaker 2 (06:21):
Yeah, like a label clean that's your psychic Yeah, yeah,
holding onto stuff from years ago.

Speaker 3 (06:28):
Who does that not me? Yeah, I'm not ridding around
with cups from the Arsenal of America preseason. Yeah, I
don't still have to illuminum so low. People were leaving
him at the Sofi Center. I had a whole Yeah,
was it the one against it was? Yeah, yeah, that
was a that was a great match. Somebody has some saying, Agrea,

(06:49):
I'm drinking sad. Agree. Yes.

Speaker 1 (06:50):
And also because Ball, you know, it's like that Denver
company that the Kronkis must have their hands because they
also you know they the Druggets arena.

Speaker 4 (06:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (06:59):
Yeah, but those cups are all Ball branded aluminum cups.
I was picking them up off the ground at the
end of the match because motherfuckers were leaving them.

Speaker 4 (07:07):
Like that's a good cup. Yeah, but that's that's a
good study cut.

Speaker 3 (07:10):
That'd be not me.

Speaker 4 (07:11):
He's been like like just ten empty Fuji water bottles,
even even that's a high evolvix, that'd be kind.

Speaker 2 (07:19):
Yeah, come on, that's not that's not.

Speaker 4 (07:22):
Ball is like a volve it but you don't keep
it to keep that pristine in your house.

Speaker 2 (07:25):
Yeah yeah.

Speaker 4 (07:26):
Even if you just put it on the mantel piece,
the son is going to get so it's going to degrade.

Speaker 3 (07:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (07:30):
Yeah, I like your conspiracy theory that it was Sky
that was like here man Sky Carriger.

Speaker 4 (07:35):
After the games, Arsenal fans will be about us is like, no, mate,
we're so happy.

Speaker 2 (07:41):
How the fuck I mean, it's two points dropped, two
points struck.

Speaker 3 (07:44):
That's either way you cut it.

Speaker 1 (07:46):
I guess maybe then sure, then you can get away
with a draw and slip up and still make it out.
But either way, to frame that as anything other than
great news for Arsenal is I think just reveals how
kind of fucking biased you were. Luckily, Tim Howard he knew,
he knew time was, but he probably knows that as
like a former Everton guy, he didn't want to shoot

(08:06):
on that parade.

Speaker 3 (08:07):
He was like, yeah, man, you know, good, good job
for he knew before the game. His teeth can tell
the future. It can tell the future. Since the guys
telling you before this my front two were rattling.

Speaker 2 (08:19):
Try I know, man, cheese are so fucking big.

Speaker 3 (08:21):
It's not the magic mirror and be in the beast.

Speaker 2 (08:23):
Just look at his teeth and yeah, four line of
tears in his front teeth.

Speaker 3 (08:27):
Three you see the dogs, You see that little Cordy
the ball just guys his ten dollars. Good to the bookies,
Thank you to not lad Brokes.

Speaker 2 (08:38):
We don't like them anymore. Yeah, what a fucking match.

Speaker 4 (08:42):
I was can I just say why I think it happened?

Speaker 3 (08:46):
By the way, why the draw happened? Yeah? Okay, okay,
oh no, you know you know where I'm wait, you
know where I'm going. You know the viewers and listeners
I listen to a few weeks. Oh wait, I think
I know where he's going on going talk to me?
I mean, do you want me to sing the full song?
I want to sing about this? Okay, I just get
the lyrics. I know the lyrics a bit.

Speaker 4 (09:06):
But we talked about we talk about crystals and earth.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, rising up back on the street.

Speaker 3 (09:17):
Did my time? Took my chances? Three of them? When
the distance. Now I'm back on my feet, just a
man and his will to survive. Let's get the next bit.
It is the I of the.

Speaker 5 (09:31):
Tiers of the time.

Speaker 2 (09:47):
People, baby, tigers, crystal, the building man, William, You have
that when things changed?

Speaker 1 (09:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (09:54):
It's walking through Penny cook in Scotland. There's a crystal store.
There's about nine stores in this little town, most of
them cookies, most of them closed. But there is one
giant crystal store two dollars which crystal I led to.

Speaker 2 (10:06):
It's called Tiger's Eye.

Speaker 4 (10:08):
It's about regeneration and having a confidence to and you
to do something you've never done before. Sorry, since then,
ask the win one nil, ask the wind three nil,
City draw three or yep, thank you.

Speaker 2 (10:18):
I'm so sorry to all the white women who are
disparage with my comments about crystals.

Speaker 3 (10:23):
Turns out they are powerful entities.

Speaker 2 (10:26):
And I was I have been putting out my bum.
I don't know if that's I was.

Speaker 3 (10:29):
I wasn't going to immediately. I'm glad you said that
it was this color when I bought it. All right, okay,
check you was tossing it around you in your hands,
you go, I'm good, I'm good, mate.

Speaker 6 (10:44):
You're gonna be the luckiest dude this week. Celebration, that's
what does celebrate. Biggest fingers. He's getting a full as
billies earlier.

Speaker 3 (10:59):
You get like smelling salts.

Speaker 1 (11:05):
I mean, I also did tell you when I was
in Japan, I went to two different temples to give
an offering.

Speaker 3 (11:11):
So you just left your son there?

Speaker 2 (11:13):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean not intention well,
I did. I said, everybody's throwing coins. What about a
human light?

Speaker 3 (11:21):
What about a three year old boy? We need it?

Speaker 2 (11:25):
I only need a couple of points gap at the
end of the at the final day, you know what
I mean, So what are we talking here? But yeah,
because yeah, they were like does he speak Japanese? I
was like not really. They're like, sorry, bro, nothing we
can do.

Speaker 3 (11:36):
We'll give it Young Gold difference instead. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (11:39):
Oh god, what what kind.

Speaker 3 (11:42):
Of desperation did you do? Any desperate acts?

Speaker 1 (11:44):
I think it's right after the city match maybe is
when we all began to collectively the league match.

Speaker 3 (11:49):
Well you know what I do. I mean, I'm just
up the beating off. Oh okay, crazy they met the
house going off with it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, after the
first goal, second goal.

Speaker 4 (11:57):
Okay, well when did you stop during the Everton Man
City game because that might have been Why is that
why Harland's.

Speaker 7 (12:03):
Yeah, it were, you idiot, it were I needed to
wash my hand. No, you'ven't been going on for a grip.
I just needed a second. I took one fucking second.
That's and see, guys, this is what I'm talking about.

Speaker 3 (12:17):
Guys.

Speaker 2 (12:18):
You turn off one second, guys, Holland Gold guys, ninety
seven minute docogle, guys, you need to be jacking off. Guys,
everybody do your part.

Speaker 3 (12:26):
Straight up, there's Michael Oliver getting assist for that ninety
seventh minute. He should be in the book officially.

Speaker 2 (12:32):
I mean it's always a minimum.

Speaker 3 (12:34):
It's always a minimum.

Speaker 4 (12:35):
He's they you know, they won't see it's yeah, they
did a sob that Everton did a sob in the thing.
It's sist its yeah. Just a couple of times I
was going, like I said to you guys before, I
was walking around with just a massive bag of cash,
just shoving cash.

Speaker 3 (12:48):
You.

Speaker 2 (12:48):
I don't know why you stress.

Speaker 4 (12:51):
Yeah, and then the amount of times I wasn't shying
coward ever I was like, can a corner?

Speaker 5 (12:56):
A corner?

Speaker 2 (12:57):
Right right, guys, they've never like been up.

Speaker 3 (12:59):
And again.

Speaker 2 (13:02):
He's trying to score a goal or dribblet.

Speaker 3 (13:05):
Andi was freaking killing me, man. He had multiple chances
to make that for multiple and then and then do
its very hole Donalds off his line. He was just
fucking that.

Speaker 1 (13:14):
Would have been so funny. Though if he actually scored that.
I was like, at first, okay, well that was stupid,
but in ji, my god, it wasn't his day. Nor
if that was against us or something. I feel like
he's he scores sure anybody against us somehow finds it
but he did like that one really felt like that
one song breakaway, you know, like I was like, could this.

Speaker 2 (13:36):
Be like no, no, no, But at least that was
that this is the different things. That was the drop
the drop. Yes, we got the point.

Speaker 4 (13:43):
I think the thing that we amongst all the analysis
that we keep getting and told about Arsenal bottling it
and the pressure and all these things, is just the
very simple facts is Arsenal look really good. We'll get
to them soon with their best player back in the
team playing well. Yeah, of their best players coming back
from injury. City don't have Rodri and they ship an

(14:05):
over three x G. Right, It's just like if your
best players aren't playing, you're not going to win the league.
You need you need to have him fits. So they
need him back against Brentford. As what I'm going to say,
because they.

Speaker 3 (14:17):
Got a dust brand in his life, didn't we hurt
if to win the league? And you can, would you
you'd probably.

Speaker 4 (14:24):
Want it to be we Look, would you take us
losing and Rodri getting injured or us drawing or winning
and and him being fully fit for the running?

Speaker 2 (14:33):
Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. I'll take him
being injured take take take a man being, Yeah, to.

Speaker 3 (14:43):
Take a man's soul.

Speaker 1 (14:44):
Yeah, because look, man, I've had tears in my eyes
with all the almost two thousand and six, the Champions
League finals. Still I took my clothes off because I
was so out of sorts.

Speaker 2 (14:57):
I was drunk as fun and it was what two
at that point.

Speaker 3 (15:01):
I was still neo in the matrix for that one.
I barely like I remember watching it, but I wasn't like,
oh I was, and I still have to, oh, yeah,
you know what I'm saying. I fully came out the
human battery. The Google was off me.

Speaker 2 (15:11):
I even fucking cruel on the fucking nebuzzer underground.

Speaker 3 (15:14):
I was louey.

Speaker 2 (15:15):
Yeah, I was like, remember Tasty Reap doing all that ship,
and I remember fucking being so out of sorts. I
had this weird spot in this like apartment.

Speaker 1 (15:23):
I was in that had like like this weird ledge
where you could like put decorative ship.

Speaker 2 (15:28):
But I was in college, i'd have ship to put
up there.

Speaker 1 (15:30):
I crawled up there and just laid down on my
back in my underwear, looking up at the ceiling.

Speaker 3 (15:35):
So anyway, all that shit combined, I don't mind seeing.
I've seen it.

Speaker 2 (15:39):
I've seen it all but god, you know, and and
and now it doesn't matter what has to happen.

Speaker 3 (15:45):
It needs to happen in for some footprints, Yeah, rolling around.

Speaker 4 (15:48):
Yeah, because if they did win it Arsenal City, then
this podcast is is the lucky is the is the
reason the real Billy turns out that the real Billy
all along guys was the show itself. We had it
inside ourselves and we didn't even realize just throw this.
Did you see Mark at the head of the match.

(16:11):
At the end of the match, Mark gahe like was
livid with himself.

Speaker 3 (16:15):
Brilliant. Yeah, I love it.

Speaker 1 (16:18):
That moment he had that terrible backpass. You just knew
the second left his foot. He went hands to head
already because he's like, oh fuck, I just that's Stephen
Gerald Man.

Speaker 3 (16:27):
Yeah, just Laverne and Shirley. You bottled it, baby, Yeah, yeah. Man.

Speaker 2 (16:32):
There was a great moment of Pep drinking a bottle.

Speaker 3 (16:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (16:35):
He was just he was he was like, yeah, he
was trying to drink. I don't know what that was
like this, I've never seen stress water drinking. He was
just he did that. He put the cat back on
and he said, no, I need another one.

Speaker 2 (16:47):
He's like, I can't believe.

Speaker 3 (16:48):
I wan my massive pe hoodies to day as well.

Speaker 4 (16:50):
Yeah, the massive pea hood You can't have one of
a big pe you kind of your massive initial on
your top.

Speaker 2 (16:57):
And it seemed it turned out he's got to tell him. Guys, guys,
when I'm pushing pe so so good the hoodie so
so good, guys.

Speaker 4 (17:03):
Yeah, that was so so battle so so bad guys,
so so so so so so so.

Speaker 2 (17:08):
Bad bad guys like my marriage guys. Oh yeah, he
looks so so bad.

Speaker 3 (17:12):
Guys, he looks guys.

Speaker 2 (17:14):
Have you been in the subreddit called dead bedrooms guys?

Speaker 3 (17:19):
Terrible stuff, guys, so so bad.

Speaker 2 (17:21):
These relationships, guys, reminds me of my marriage.

Speaker 3 (17:23):
Guy.

Speaker 2 (17:24):
That's his team talks now. Yeah, it starts off with
tactics and he.

Speaker 4 (17:27):
Goes to reddit and you go and you you run
down the way and you just keep going next and going,
like my you see it going over there?

Speaker 2 (17:34):
My marriage guys, go.

Speaker 3 (17:36):
Is this she beautiful? Guys?

Speaker 2 (17:38):
Don't mess up this league like I messed this up guys,
and just and okay, now pull up dead bedrooms guys
that read it.

Speaker 3 (17:48):
It's a really fucked up it's like really about sounds
so sad.

Speaker 2 (17:52):
Yeah, it's like just dudes talking about there just the
love is gone oh yeah yeah.

Speaker 3 (17:58):
By the inside of the fridge, and it's like the
most pressing thing in the world.

Speaker 2 (18:01):
There's one called sad Girl Dinners that I believe is
that one that's some woman will post a photo of
their odd meal, but then it'll be like a confession
about something going on their personal life.

Speaker 4 (18:10):
So do you go on these reddits and you because
you don't have a dead bedroom? Gee, then just popping
and my bedrooms a laugh.

Speaker 2 (18:19):
I look at that stuff to laugh at those fucking people, dude,
because I couldn't.

Speaker 3 (18:24):
I don't feel that way at all.

Speaker 2 (18:25):
That can't relate.

Speaker 1 (18:26):
Sorry, No, I just always I always hear about weird,
Like I'm always curious when people say that he was
read it and I'm like, what the fuck are you on?

Speaker 3 (18:33):
Someone said dead bedrooms and I.

Speaker 2 (18:34):
Was like, what the fuck is dead bedrooms?

Speaker 3 (18:37):
Yeah, and this one was like the Internet.

Speaker 2 (18:39):
Yeah, she was just like it's She's like, it's so sad,
but also like it's always like the same thing over
and over, like with these dudes.

Speaker 3 (18:46):
Anyway, guys watching Magnum p I Yeah, exactly, it's the.

Speaker 2 (18:51):
Reboot, not even the classic Magnum p I get on V,
I pay, get on V, I page.

Speaker 1 (18:58):
Protection that sound Sam blast Man and to be Sam
blast dude, Dude, Sam, tell you what I want Saturday bashing.

Speaker 3 (19:08):
Dude. You don't want to bless some sand today?

Speaker 1 (19:10):
They thought I had like an airbrush in here, dude,
the way the sand was blowing up. Anyway, anything else
you want to say about the Everton City match?

Speaker 3 (19:18):
Once we talking about Sam blasting, I think we've that's
my internal guardrail. Go all right, let's maybe bring it
back to the footy. I don't got much. I mean,
Bernardo Silver gets away with another no.

Speaker 1 (19:28):
Yeah, that penalty was like, so what is it? You
can foul up until the ball is actually played?

Speaker 3 (19:35):
Was sort of. The logic was that.

Speaker 2 (19:37):
The tussling and the holding by the waist like it
was like an R and B song is okay because
the ball wasn't close to being played yet.

Speaker 4 (19:45):
Essentially, he's a little he's a little fella, so it
gets away with like you know, your child, if they
you know, hate you, I tell.

Speaker 3 (19:54):
You what, but you're not gonna I'm not gonna put
you in jail.

Speaker 4 (19:57):
Just gonna How do you how do you feel about that?
What you how do you think I feel the ref
have to sit down? Yea, how do you think that makes?

Speaker 3 (20:06):
Would you like? Would you? Would you like it if
you did that to you? Hey? Should your dragon breaths?
All right?

Speaker 2 (20:11):
Can you blow out the candles? Let's say, okay, blow
through them out? Okay, good, now you got two down.
Let's take another big breath. They need to blowut all
the candles. Child rearing tips from ain't it footy?

Speaker 3 (20:21):
And this is how you end up with an extra
minute to stoppage time. They're doing freaking child breathing exercises
with a grown man gentle referee.

Speaker 2 (20:28):
Yeah, yeah, we do a form of gentle parenting. Gentle referee.

Speaker 3 (20:31):
They brought up the charges on the on the broadcast
to who's the color commentator, like, okay, so it's the
main guy. And then the Dixon brought up the chargers.

Speaker 2 (20:45):
City as well as there.

Speaker 4 (20:48):
But he's but that's why I like, even screw.

Speaker 2 (20:54):
The X bring up the hundred where are they coming?

Speaker 1 (20:56):
But it was like it was one of those like
Javier was talking about this earlier, we were both talking about.

Speaker 2 (21:02):
He said, maybe they'll have, I said, I don't know
when they're fucking everybody's heard of these charges, But when
are they going to get gentle parenting and punishment? Hey, hey, guys.

Speaker 3 (21:12):
One hundred dragon breaks, you bought some candles one hundred
and fifteen?

Speaker 2 (21:16):
You think it was nice?

Speaker 4 (21:17):
Completely disrupting the Premier League for the last twenties.

Speaker 3 (21:20):
But it was still nice? Would you like it? Would
you like it? No?

Speaker 4 (21:23):
Would you like if Sunderland suddenly illegally cook the books?

Speaker 3 (21:26):
No? I wouldn't. Would you like that?

Speaker 2 (21:28):
Would you like that?

Speaker 1 (21:28):
If you're giving weird deferred payments to some dude's dad
to get him to come to the fucking team.

Speaker 3 (21:34):
Is that weird? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (21:36):
Fucking weird.

Speaker 3 (21:37):
I don't want them now because now we're about to
win the ship far and square. Yeah, either way, start
the year of start off next year whatever has happen?
Oh god? Also, would that?

Speaker 2 (21:48):
Just you know, Donna Ruma didn't have a great day
to day.

Speaker 1 (21:52):
That does mean though, Golden gloves secured for our boy
David Rya.

Speaker 2 (21:56):
Right there, three in a row, My guy, you were
You're in good company.

Speaker 1 (21:59):
Baby, He's just it's a fourth to be tied with,
like fucking check, like in really up there, and I
think it.

Speaker 2 (22:05):
Was yeah, yeah, yeah he got flogged that bag of bones.

Speaker 3 (22:09):
Yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (22:11):
We were like when he was when he's when he
signed and we're like, yeah, he was good. But helmet check, helmet,
pre helmet.

Speaker 4 (22:21):
The red flag has to be when a goalie needs
to wear a helmet, you go, firstly, I've wore a
helmet Rugby, your vision is restricted.

Speaker 3 (22:27):
Yeah, because even and you need you need to have
pretty good.

Speaker 4 (22:30):
Vision as a goalie coming from all angles.

Speaker 3 (22:34):
He's like if you were.

Speaker 2 (22:39):
Him and has got right now, he got the one
side like he's a Star Trek character. Yeah, he learned.

Speaker 1 (22:43):
He's like full helmet man, Like we just have a
little side. He felt like he told the doctor. He's like,
what's like the shin pads. He's like, what's the least
I could put at least And it was like the
size of a sunglasses lens that he's got right now,
which part of me is like, if you get hit
directly in that hard recess, it on your brain.

Speaker 3 (23:00):
Or what now you think you're someone else? Yeah, yeah,
you think you're from Canada all of a sudden.

Speaker 2 (23:05):
Yeah, it's like the fontinelle like a newborn it's like,
oh no, no, no, the skull has not formed yet, right there.

Speaker 3 (23:11):
You know what I'm saying after that? Yeah, okay, So
shout out to our boy David Rayah.

Speaker 1 (23:21):
And to your point again, that asshole with the bottle
who was sipping the arsenal bottle. The fact that he
really did have that thing loaded up in his pocket,
that's where it's It's a slippery slope being spiteful.

Speaker 2 (23:33):
I've learned this. I've been door good. You know early
door good.

Speaker 3 (23:37):
We were gonna door good for like two statements because.

Speaker 4 (23:40):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I can't he came back, so yeah,
which Liverpool podcast or like he's back.

Speaker 2 (23:55):
Mine mine got a newcom trat. Was he gonna do
win that? Seriously? Well, yeah, fucking copy. Just the guy
with just the guy with a bottle.

Speaker 4 (24:04):
Yeah, he's just that's he's the He's the football equivalent
of the guy drinking the ocean spray on the on
the listening to Stevie was a little guy asked for
the rest of his for the rest of his for
the last six months he was famous.

Speaker 1 (24:16):
He's just carrying a plastic he was contributing to the
common good.

Speaker 3 (24:20):
Oh no, that guy is good you know what I mean.

Speaker 8 (24:21):
I mean he's like in terms of in terms of
like that guy everywhere he goes like did you think
you're going to bring an ocean spraybridge name like dog
Face or some ship.

Speaker 3 (24:34):
I think it was he was living.

Speaker 4 (24:35):
I think he was living in a trader part And
then that kind of like gave him like so much
he could have got like a house of it.

Speaker 2 (24:40):
So that that's good because that guy was just wholesome.

Speaker 3 (24:43):
The guy who was long born around to wait and
he's gonna drink well the original one.

Speaker 2 (24:50):
He's just wearing a gray hoodie and he was listening
to dreams. Yeah, yeah, Like this is such a vibe
for the pandemic.

Speaker 9 (24:59):
I don't This guy was struck, honest, straight crandbridges, which
is which is actually the perfect vibe for the for
the wish we were drunk, go down a hill on the.

Speaker 3 (25:11):
They're gonna know you're drinking vodka.

Speaker 1 (25:13):
Not if I pour half the bottom of this ocean
spray good luck coppers forever, he.

Speaker 4 (25:19):
Would then forever for the six months he was famous
enough have to just like you got your ocean sprayy.

Speaker 2 (25:24):
So then this guy, this.

Speaker 4 (25:25):
City fan, I hope that they don't win it, so
I hope I win it. So this guy is now,
it's now he's opened himself up. When it happened, he thought,
I'm the coolest guy on the internet. And now you got.

Speaker 3 (25:38):
To go around.

Speaker 2 (25:39):
Be careful it, don't catch your wave too early, because
everyone's going to get a photo of that guy.

Speaker 4 (25:45):
Arsenal final game of the season if they win it,
that guy's face on every joking.

Speaker 1 (25:49):
Bro, if we win, I will fucking save the money
so we can go find this motherfucker in real space,
physical space and just get in his ass over it.
I'm like, yes, I've been looking for you. Guess what
knock knock, Guess who bitch ran down on? Yeah, exactly,
I'm ready because that's why I'm like, I'm really trying

(26:11):
to hold all my good away. Yeah, I'm just just
just just I'll either directed externally or inwardly, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (26:18):
Because the point is everybody this season who's tried to
funk with us via beverage meant they matched they had
I was frank, oh yeah, mister espresso themselves Saprina Carpenter, right.

Speaker 2 (26:35):
I doesn't even know about means, but it sounds he
thought he.

Speaker 3 (26:38):
Was sperena carpenter slipping a little espresso.

Speaker 4 (26:40):
Okay, I can't ye that was that was that was
too deep into Sabrina coffins. But what I liked is
even just hearing the words with any context.

Speaker 3 (26:50):
I like.

Speaker 1 (26:50):
I like this a lot of me and Boomerang is
real though, right because who is it on Villa?

Speaker 2 (26:58):
Who gave who did the three? Who was like three
to three points? We took that Gabriel, and Gabriel was
like oh, then we went back and forth on it.
I just feel like there's a lot of once the
nastiest whatever. We still got ship to do.

Speaker 3 (27:12):
Are department, get your stuff loaded now, don't post him yet? Yeah?
Hold have him ready? Was literally drinking a bottle today.
He had a bottle up to his mouth like a
baby man. Yeah, trust me, I've taken photos.

Speaker 2 (27:26):
They are in the archives. We'll see what's happened.

Speaker 1 (27:29):
It doesn't matter because there's still there's still there's still
many matches to play.

Speaker 2 (27:34):
We still got three more to go elsewhere. Today Chelsea won.
They hosted a not even depleted and intentionally weakly fielded.

Speaker 3 (27:44):
Side preseason roster.

Speaker 2 (27:46):
And went down three nil, and then Joel Pedro got
a beautiful consolation goal in the ninety third minute pointless.

Speaker 3 (27:54):
Yeah, yeah, hoard for that most pointless goal of the year.
I mean, Charlot pointless thing. It'd be like, I'm just
trying to think of.

Speaker 1 (28:03):
Yeah, like the Lamela Rabona goal against US. That was
another goal that wasn't a match winner or anything like that.
That was that was like a goal that celebrated constantly.

Speaker 2 (28:12):
We're like, do you remember the result of that one.
I'm trying to think. I mean Charleston that he had
one recently and that's.

Speaker 3 (28:21):
Kind of his back. I mean that it should be
called the Charleston well but he did score I mean
nothing the whole of the year where yeah, hey listen,
he's up crazy. Good for them, relegation charliston, good for them.

Speaker 1 (28:33):
But yeah, Chelsea, I'm not sure what what's going on.
After Joel Pedro said he's like, it's not enough that
you can't just blame the manager at this point, he's like,
the players got to do something.

Speaker 2 (28:43):
But it's difficult to say. I don't know if he
meant that.

Speaker 4 (28:46):
I love it just saying that, because you like Liam,
I love it when I play guys, it's the players
it's like, yeah, mate, you'll want you.

Speaker 2 (28:53):
But he was like, but y'all saw that fucking it
was right.

Speaker 4 (28:56):
He's here the bit of the do the dok the
thing where who scored Like if you ever scored a
great goal in the game, you're like, that's amazing and
you're like completely forget that.

Speaker 3 (29:05):
It means not.

Speaker 2 (29:07):
So he's got the same thing.

Speaker 3 (29:08):
He's like, Yes.

Speaker 4 (29:10):
When I was ten years of age, I said, on
the way to a game here we go back into
Chris Martin archives, like playing for the under ten b's
at the time my school and we're playing the way
match against can't called.

Speaker 2 (29:23):
Okay, well that's whatever story whatever.

Speaker 10 (29:25):
You don't know, ye say any words United United, College
of Benetton and College of Benison Away.

Speaker 4 (29:35):
And I said on the way, I have never scored
a hat trick. I'd love to score. I said, I'd
happily score a hat trick and our team lose, and
like Tim Howard's teeth, mate, I scored a hat trick.
First half, we're winning three No, no, we lose four
to three. And I'll be honest, I was care match
ball under the r T.

Speaker 3 (29:53):
Yeah exactly.

Speaker 4 (29:53):
Not on the eighty We're just playing for ourselves right
now a manager position replay striker, oh ship, Okay, it
was a really weird game.

Speaker 2 (30:00):
I scored like right back, and I'm like, damn, you.

Speaker 4 (30:04):
Know, and I was played from a very weird thing
where I scored the hatcher in the first half and
in a game where I was like, this seem is
bad and then they all like the other team it
don't did it on purpose.

Speaker 3 (30:12):
It kind of worked. They all learned my name.

Speaker 4 (30:13):
They were like, instead of like being aggressive, they were like,
Chris May, you're so good.

Speaker 2 (30:19):
I just kept saying that to me for second half.

Speaker 3 (30:20):
But it worked. I didn't score a goal on the
second half.

Speaker 2 (30:22):
We were just dinny, give me a description of the
golfs for the three GOLs. Yeah, one I actually do remember.

Speaker 4 (30:26):
I kind of got it in the box facing a goal,
quick turn.

Speaker 3 (30:30):
Far corner. Yah one of them, and then one of them.

Speaker 4 (30:34):
One of them what I was just a standard, just
classic finishing a nine year old. One I think was
a header of a corner, and then I don't have
great I've never been a great long distance shooter, so
I think the other would have been somewhere in the box,
probably probably on my right.

Speaker 2 (30:48):
I wasn't a great long distance shooter, but yeah, I
was about thirty yards.

Speaker 4 (30:55):
That was the age where the person who scored from
thirty yards out was the one who the one guy
gone through puberty like three. Yeah, my friend Joe Williams
a passport many times as a ten.

Speaker 1 (31:04):
Year old, or they had a Dutch dad, you know,
in the US, it was like that there are all
these kids would strike the ship out of the ball
and they're like, that's Kevin Vanderflude. Of course, bro, Hey Kevin,
you're working on your striking and you're like, oh, he's
a striking bro.

Speaker 3 (31:19):
He's sounds like Steve McLaren when he was managing over
there for twenty Day, Remember when he kind of had
that fake Yeah.

Speaker 1 (31:26):
I just love It's just so funny when like white
coaches are like, let me just try and get in
the vibe and this guy just going from one your
western European country to not be like.

Speaker 3 (31:35):
Here's my I guess impression of a Dutch guy.

Speaker 4 (31:37):
So it's weird when he did it with the Jamaican team, Steve,
all right, mate, it's fine. It's funny when it's Holland's.
It's problematic when it's Jamaicah.

Speaker 3 (31:48):
These but ted boy, they're like and stop calling everybody
a pussy old he's.

Speaker 4 (31:55):
Rapp Ristopher Mountin, Yeah, there's a wrapper for Christopher Martin.

Speaker 3 (31:59):
Really.

Speaker 4 (32:00):
Yeah, he has pretty good songs. He's look him up.
Does nice from the from the Caribbean. Oh, excose of
a song called I'm a Big Deal.

Speaker 3 (32:08):
Yeah, I'm a big.

Speaker 5 (32:10):
Deal, A real big deal.

Speaker 3 (32:14):
Go on, Yeah you would christ team one braid, Yeah,
beads one beaded braid.

Speaker 2 (32:27):
Yeah, he's looking like the trippy dude who is going
to be a Jedi.

Speaker 3 (32:30):
Yeah. The Tadawan Pawans all have that one braid in
the back.

Speaker 2 (32:35):
Anyway, it's made the fourth.

Speaker 4 (32:36):
So you're saying boat sholl Yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (32:39):
All right, let's take a break when we come back
Arsenal and we're back all of those results, specifically that

(33:01):
Everton City result looks fantastic because on Saturday it was
Arsenal three. Fulham now and I think we were a
little we were nervous going into this because everything is
a final.

Speaker 3 (33:15):
Oh yeah yeah.

Speaker 1 (33:17):
All I do know Fulham to be a team that
provides us with very frustrating cross and that's what I
was worried about for sure, but we came out fucking
swinging and.

Speaker 3 (33:27):
That that was.

Speaker 2 (33:28):
That was a fantastic thing to see Victor Yakrez with
a brace, bukay Osaka with a goal and an assist.
I think that took him to one hundred and fifty
one goal contributions in three hundred eight appearances for the
football club.

Speaker 3 (33:42):
What's it called when you have two goals and an assist?
It's not a hat trick? Is it like a maybe
like a Jack Harlow hat trick?

Speaker 2 (33:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (33:52):
Yeah, just captus floppy brat trick. Ye, yes, quite coop feature.
I mean for Jack Carlow, I'm trying.

Speaker 3 (34:03):
Was a visor trick. Oh, not a proper hat trick.
Trick trick hole in the middle.

Speaker 4 (34:10):
That sounds like a like something in an elderly a
trick daddy song.

Speaker 2 (34:14):
Oh okay, from like you know, like ninety eight or something.

Speaker 4 (34:17):
I thought it was going to be like a like
an old Filipino woman, just like flips one of those.

Speaker 1 (34:21):
We saw him upside upside down and backwards.

Speaker 2 (34:25):
Oh that was that was hanging as a young man.
That was a style.

Speaker 3 (34:29):
Yeah, I do you remember seeing my trick?

Speaker 2 (34:34):
Can't hardly wait, you wear ski goggles?

Speaker 1 (34:37):
Ye, method man to wear ski goggles in public once
and I was like, those are now I need.

Speaker 2 (34:42):
I think it too is start a new one.

Speaker 4 (34:43):
He got free eye mask on the flight and every
where he goes he wears bandana eyes on it.

Speaker 3 (34:48):
I was like, dude, that's that's pretty. That's a that's
a look. Oh yeah where Matt where Matt? Where my mask?
And then so just walk around like cover his eyes.

Speaker 2 (34:59):
We walk around.

Speaker 1 (35:00):
Bearing all the juicy with his fingers and shit, yeah
he's watching he's watching the anime. Anyway, that was a
few different things that have happened that were first I
guess for Arsenal, three goals ahead at halftime hasn't happened
since November twenty twenty four against west Ham and they're

(35:20):
the XG of two point four was their most accumulated
in the first forty five minutes in a home game
since May twenty two against Everton.

Speaker 2 (35:28):
So there's a lot of things. The evolution we're wondering are.

Speaker 1 (35:33):
We going to get some I mean that first goal
was like what you'd think we could be scoring all
the time. It's like Soka on the wing put Jimnez
on his ass, cross it right in the box and
then Yakrais is there for the tap in and the.

Speaker 2 (35:47):
Bukay Osaka goal was also fantastic.

Speaker 1 (35:50):
The way Victor yakarete like, I was like, oh, who
are you excuse me?

Speaker 3 (35:54):
Where's where's where's the safe of Lexico? You know what
he probably did.

Speaker 1 (35:58):
He's like, he's got geans on, he licked his finger paint.
He's fully now.

Speaker 3 (36:02):
Yeah, he's like.

Speaker 4 (36:07):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, the sun's out.

Speaker 2 (36:10):
Carnival victism.

Speaker 1 (36:11):
Yeah yeah yeah, notting Hill Carnival soon, you know what
I mean, or maybe it already happened, but you know
that's that's what he was, That's what he was ready for.

Speaker 3 (36:19):
And then the his third goal just another one too.

Speaker 1 (36:23):
It's like, yeah, nice little lofted ball in the like
into the box, just for you to finish a nice
little header.

Speaker 3 (36:29):
Trust are finally making him play too.

Speaker 2 (36:31):
Yeah, he also had a great game.

Speaker 4 (36:33):
Miles about Miles I was gonna do, I was gonna
do my my song as a guess who's back back again?

Speaker 2 (36:39):
Yeah, Miles as bad, Miles as fucking back the first.

Speaker 4 (36:42):
Time playing in the Premier League, I think in central midfield,
and it was like, yeah, yeah, I mean Texas said
it was the right game.

Speaker 3 (36:49):
He didn't get told to like just before kickoff as well.

Speaker 4 (36:51):
Miles said in the post he found out on the
team she went up, but I think so didn't overthink.
It is probably the logic yeah yeah, yeah, you know,
but what a what a performance.

Speaker 1 (37:00):
Part of He's like, He's like, yeah, I was training
at left back this whole week. It would have been crazy.
I'm like, no, you had.

Speaker 4 (37:05):
They would have been training I'm sure in the position,
but like, yeah, it was just like thank god. It
was just like the people at the halftime, like the
fans were It's like they'd won the league. Half the fans,
I think the fans like, finally we've watched a game
that isn't we can like relax in the second half.

Speaker 3 (37:25):
Well, you know what, it was just early chances. Finally,
I'm like, what is it that connects this team to
the fucking crowd? Just some stylish players. You don't have
to score, yeah, but just a nice looking phase of
play with a chance at the end early in the game. Yep,
settles the crowd down. Now everybody's locked in. Yep, that's

(37:45):
kind of what it tasts. Man sacking back is it's
the it's the difference.

Speaker 4 (37:49):
And he didn't look that good when he played, but
he looks he looks like this one fell Yeah, yeah,
that he's he he.

Speaker 1 (37:57):
Knew, he knew, he knew and everything. There's so many
times when he would have that bar on the wing
and somehow he just couldn't dribble his defender, like but
this time it felt like he was so much sharper.

Speaker 3 (38:08):
Well, the man is just out there. Who the fuck?
Where the fuck was the fucking h.

Speaker 4 (38:13):
Defend because because like with that XG was like two
point whatever, like over two of it's technically from set
plays because the first goal was offer free kicks, so
he was isolated. He went to Miles and then went
to to Bacayo and then to him and as was
out there. But yeah, I mean he looked like a
fallen and then it was like and then I was
looking online. I think Billy Carpenter's already going. He made

(38:35):
a point about Victor for both goals. He's you know, Victor, right,
we love you, we want to love you, but at
times you make it hard for us to love you.
And one of the things that he hadn't been doing
is he would he would not make them. He'd not
make the first aggressive move to gamble on the ball,
and so he'd be like the ball, he's not on
the ball. But for both goals, he made the move

(38:57):
before the ball came in, so he was proactive.

Speaker 2 (38:59):
So he got his his just desserts.

Speaker 4 (39:02):
And I will say this, I've kind of worked out
from watching his interview afterwards.

Speaker 2 (39:05):
I think I know what his special skill is.

Speaker 4 (39:07):
I mean a WhatsApp group and yeah, I many debate
this one guy who loves him so unequivocally and he said,
I said, I think this is his main asset and
he said, I think it's just him scoring goals. I said,
I think it's a fact that if he watch his
interview after the game, I've never seen a man less
asked with any They're.

Speaker 3 (39:26):
Like Victor, wow, two goals and he goes, yeah, you.

Speaker 4 (39:28):
Know, just he literally is like he's just been for
a trip round Costco with the misses.

Speaker 2 (39:33):
He's like, he was just like, yeah, it's just you know, it's.

Speaker 4 (39:36):
Like and you have that mentality because a week ago
I didn't make that pass and we were like, coward.
Do you find he must just be like he must
have some like men in Black Pen where he just
forgets immediately about what he did and he's just like, yeah,
I just you know, I think it's his at is

(39:57):
being Swedish. Yeah, so the navy very Scandinavia, not ever
your ship as a Scandinavia.

Speaker 3 (40:04):
In his head, he's assembling wooden furniture.

Speaker 2 (40:07):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, making meatballs, you know what I mean.
More stereotypes. Yeah, uh, fasting a claw, putting a tiny
bit of tobacco, and yeah.

Speaker 3 (40:19):
They revolutionized chewing tobacco.

Speaker 2 (40:21):
What.

Speaker 4 (40:22):
Yeah, they started a little whatever they called snooze Snooze.

Speaker 3 (40:25):
And then they made the gummies for kids, a little
Swedish fish so kids can kind of joint.

Speaker 1 (40:29):
Like nicotine gummies that they have nicotine fish abball, you
know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (40:37):
The list goes on futureful people. His girlfriend. That's a look,
you know, that's you know what Victor, Victor, you want
to be damn're married to play on our Look what
I have.

Speaker 2 (40:49):
For you, guys.

Speaker 3 (40:50):
This is a robot for you, Victor.

Speaker 2 (40:53):
He doesn't ask about football nothing, that does not what
your gyms are about. It doesn't care, doesn't care.

Speaker 3 (40:59):
That's introduces roe a girlfriend to the team.

Speaker 2 (41:01):
Yeah, it's all like, it's so yanky too. You're like, Bro,
what he's like, Guys, I want you to meet my
girlfriend this robot And you're like, that's like a latext
butt with a wig, guys on a broomstick. Bro, that
is not a humanoid of any kind.

Speaker 3 (41:16):
And everybody he's losing.

Speaker 2 (41:18):
He's losing the dressing room. They're like, he's just bring
in here.

Speaker 3 (41:21):
So okay, guys, I everyone is individually.

Speaker 2 (41:24):
I've made twenty two different holes for you, guys.

Speaker 4 (41:26):
Guys, and listen, every member of this and we need
to start this and I'll finishes, guys, guys, And I.

Speaker 3 (41:32):
Know what you're gonna ask.

Speaker 2 (41:33):
There's no way this isn't a human woman, guys, but
it is.

Speaker 3 (41:38):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (41:39):
I know you're probably like, oh my god, I've never
seen anything like this, guys, but well you have it.

Speaker 3 (41:46):
What did you make it out of?

Speaker 2 (41:47):
Gaffer? It's a latext butt in a broom and that
week I drilled.

Speaker 4 (41:52):
Okay, all right, It's funny for a man that always
talks about it's enjoying the journey, not the destination, which
we will. I guess various levels of stoicism want to
tap into. I've never seen a man who says that more.
But when you're watching me, like you mate, that is
not true, You'll not enjoy it. He'll be like he'll
been It's just a beautiful thing. I'm just we're just

(42:13):
so happy to be playing. It's the guy you know
who's just like, hey, I'm.

Speaker 3 (42:19):
A pretty chill that guy.

Speaker 2 (42:20):
I'm like, hey, I never really get angry. Bro, you
were crying in the Buffalo Wild Wings bathroom. Hey, let's
not get hey, let's not go down in the details.

Speaker 3 (42:31):
Guys, where are we Why are we time traveling going
back in the past?

Speaker 1 (42:34):
Man? Eyes ahead, Okay, I'm not crying in the Buffalo
Wild Wings bathroom right now, so we only have the present.

Speaker 3 (42:42):
Guys.

Speaker 2 (42:42):
I keep saying that the real friend is one who
goes just in life.

Speaker 4 (42:46):
I always think I have no regrets and then like
you're seeing that and go like, oh, I lost the dollar.

Speaker 2 (42:54):
He got a fucking Disney's Gargoyles tattoo on his neck?

Speaker 3 (42:58):
Man, are you sure about that?

Speaker 1 (43:01):
Also, the we've I didn't realize that we have had
the longest unbeaten home record against any other English football
aside in history, with Fulham never beating us at the yeah.

Speaker 3 (43:15):
They also had.

Speaker 4 (43:18):
There's No Nice West, and it sounded like their team
the runs as soon as virus, Yeah they do.

Speaker 3 (43:25):
They were. It was as soon as the final whistle blue.

Speaker 4 (43:30):
You know why, Let's find out who that chef was
and who was guys, guys, you're on three days rest, guys, chef.

Speaker 2 (43:38):
From West ham Bro.

Speaker 3 (43:38):
It was watching fight Club the other day. W was
on some ship like that. Oh remember when they was Yeah.

Speaker 4 (43:45):
I mean I was going to say, like school, an
old school teenager prank laxatives in the foot.

Speaker 2 (43:50):
Oh yeah, Visine. I remember when they did that wedding
crashers bro. They ripped that off from me in sixth grade.
The players are like, does that chef a lot like
Michel from the Splash?

Speaker 3 (44:00):
No?

Speaker 2 (44:01):
No, no, no, no.

Speaker 6 (44:02):
Guys, I am a co co.

Speaker 3 (44:07):
Guys.

Speaker 2 (44:07):
You said it like a Japanese person saying Cockney cocon.

Speaker 3 (44:14):
Three level bit ye try to Spanish English speaker, chef
who is a Cockney? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (44:22):
Apple, guys, Guys, guys, I met you apples and then
a guy guys I met.

Speaker 2 (44:30):
Are you having a laugh? All right, Well we'll deal
with it.

Speaker 1 (44:34):
Uh long, let the diarrhea continue, because I was gonna
say Fulham didn't look great.

Speaker 2 (44:39):
And I don't care because we beat them three nil, but.

Speaker 1 (44:42):
Like because some people, like I saw even our own
fans trying to be like, I mean, it's not that
impressive what Miles Lewis Kelly did, considering like how dreadful
Fulham was, and I'm like, can any if you're doing
this kind of ship, go get help, you know what
I mean. He had such a great cameo in that role,
and I think the thing that was so exciting about
him playing central midfield was that he was doing the

(45:04):
things that were always lamenting Zuba Mendi or Rice won't
typically do in that same position, which is like turn
the ball and look ahead and maybe dribble it a
little bit.

Speaker 3 (45:13):
Oh yeah, I might like.

Speaker 1 (45:14):
Rather than and I get the emphasis on possession or whatever,
because you know you're not gonna get scored or scored
on if you have the ball.

Speaker 2 (45:20):
But it was just like, yes, that's exactly what we
were looking for so long made that last Miles, it's
good to see you. It's good to see me out there.
Yakaz too. I think it is worth talking about.

Speaker 3 (45:33):
Right.

Speaker 1 (45:34):
He's now scored twenty one goals in all competitions.

Speaker 3 (45:38):
Twenty one goals. Pretty good, man.

Speaker 1 (45:41):
That's the last person to do that in their debut
season for US was Alexis Sanchez.

Speaker 11 (45:46):
What did he end up with twenty I thought we
had twenty didn't he have twenty four or twenty four?

Speaker 1 (45:51):
Yes, twenty four, but he got that mark. And then
Henri has like the record with twenty six I think.

Speaker 3 (45:55):
In his day. But no.

Speaker 4 (45:56):
Yeah, And the thing with Victor is like, which, if
you go through the stats, is he mainly done it against
bottom half of the league.

Speaker 3 (46:01):
Ye?

Speaker 4 (46:02):
But what what a beautiful last few games for him playing?
And this is what weird funny exit was I talking
last week to you guys. I was like, maybe he's
put on Gabriel Jesus and rest him. And then Gabriel
Jesus came on and I saw a stat he was
offside more in that half of football than Victor's been
in twenty twenty six.

Speaker 3 (46:19):
Wow. Every time he went I.

Speaker 2 (46:21):
Was like, this guy is he is?

Speaker 3 (46:22):
He?

Speaker 8 (46:23):
Is?

Speaker 4 (46:23):
He one of those dodgy bets where it's like, I'm
going to get four off sides in a game and
someone in oh, someone on a different side of the
planet gets four million quids because.

Speaker 3 (46:34):
Yeah, it's like he's a great like what it was
crazy stare, just like, come on, dude.

Speaker 4 (46:38):
That's one of the ones where I'm like, all right,
I'm no professional, but I wouldn't.

Speaker 3 (46:42):
I wouldn't quick enough to be. But you know what
I mean. Just he was the one card draft twins.
How's that work? Drafts? It's just a little beds.

Speaker 2 (46:49):
Yeah, a little bit little bit bed Yeah, runaways. You
you brad it into spoken and do exist the sets
up for that?

Speaker 3 (47:01):
Yeah, you have to. I'm still I'm like, I think
I'm soccer, but I'm really mad away. Oh wow, when
I finished my end product, Yeah, it ain't quite there,
you know what I'm saying. No it sounds yeah.

Speaker 1 (47:13):
Oh right, well you said you only remember the punchlines though,
so you're sucking up the setups.

Speaker 11 (47:18):
So it's actually reverse yeah, reverse your investment reverse. Yeah,
you're just to finish you you're THEO walk on Yeah.
Oh no, no, no, you're sucking up the No. Yeah you
got wait, you got this. You're just Victor your christ Yeah, yeah,
there it is. You can't control the you can't hope
that you can put it in the give me, Oh
did you see the young little the young kids screaming.

Speaker 3 (47:39):
What a beautiful meme that is.

Speaker 1 (47:41):
Yeah, the identity at which you was screaming, I was like,
your dad is screaming pretty hard to home.

Speaker 3 (47:45):
Ho.

Speaker 2 (47:46):
Yeah, it ain't just about football, yeah, yeah, Like there's
some you're tapping into something that I thought only grown
men could do.

Speaker 3 (47:52):
Like yeah, yeah, why She's like, it's ham it's way
a sandwich. It came out of the refugeal like.

Speaker 2 (48:14):
Believe it boiled it, Come on, boil it, boil it.

Speaker 3 (48:18):
Then he the like five year old boys, my name
it should be?

Speaker 2 (48:24):
I say, like Gucci made other thing.

Speaker 1 (48:27):
Jakarez fourteen goals since the start of the year twenty
twenty six, more than any other Premier League player, and
across the top five leagues in Europe, only three players
have scored more times than he has. That's Harry Kane,
Venisius and Lamina mal good company.

Speaker 3 (48:42):
That's yeah.

Speaker 1 (48:44):
And so I get it too, Like a lot of
people are like, what's what's actually been the net change
in terms of points he's won because of the goals.
I'm like, that's not nearly as important as having the
momentum of goals. And I get I mean, it is
important when it leads to results, but you need goals
to be happening to get more.

Speaker 2 (48:59):
Also, he's he's the most available strike.

Speaker 4 (49:01):
He missed like about three games at one point, Like
look at all the other strikers. I mean, Harlan's like
never injured, but like i'zac injured. Was I could get
a poor guy that looked awful like he's just.

Speaker 2 (49:14):
Yeah, I mean yeah, you know, I'm I'm I'm activating
the doll. Google up the screen like, oh ship, I
put a crack in it.

Speaker 3 (49:22):
Just get the crystal.

Speaker 2 (49:23):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, pase lord, plez have my son make
him in your vision.

Speaker 4 (49:31):
We should, by the way, do for any I was
thinking of any listeners or viewers, whatever, Please send in
insane stuff you've done to help your team. We've we've
we've been on this journey of admitted to some crazy stuff.
So I want to at ancient yeah.

Speaker 2 (49:48):
In gmail dot com, Jack or Brian. He's a Sixers fan.
He would either wear or not wear them.

Speaker 3 (49:56):
Was his more.

Speaker 2 (49:56):
Busted Sixers hat, depending on what was going on with
him and then the events. She had to disengage because
it was affecting his ability to parent and and and
he missed the game seven that happened recently because it
was his son's bird things and.

Speaker 3 (50:10):
Yeah, and look and guess what he was. Yeah, I
haven't said on here, but I did text you guys.
I didn't.

Speaker 4 (50:16):
I did after the first goal. It was at one
mil cool. But it's something about the fans. The second
and the third goal. You're like, oh, this is this
is we can relax. Second goal I do. I run
up from my living room into the kitchen on my backslide.

Speaker 2 (50:31):
My son is cracking out. I'm like, all right, I'm
going to go for a full nie slide.

Speaker 4 (50:35):
I go back full NEI slide with Traxi bottoms on
skin both my knees put holes in my thing.

Speaker 2 (50:41):
And then it was the kind of fury is this
allowed pants on fully ripped?

Speaker 4 (50:49):
They've they've they've got like the sort of good material
has been worn down.

Speaker 2 (50:55):
So it looks like someone's going to be like it'll
be just like I can wear them.

Speaker 3 (50:57):
Someone goppen now.

Speaker 4 (50:58):
And it's just niece, I kind of furiously and they
gott yeah, you just.

Speaker 3 (51:04):
It was it was.

Speaker 2 (51:05):
It was for the soccer goal. It was prediculously preemptive
rewrite history.

Speaker 3 (51:09):
Yeah, but yeah, so wheeled. Yeah, I forgot. I watched
the whole first half in my car. I didn't jerk
off for this game. Yeah, I was playing basketball. Okay,
Like all the way the watching longs of you, you're
going to be interesting for the fans at home. Yeah,
stay tuned on kick. Yeah, watching only fans. Yeah, hey guys,

(51:29):
we gome to my only fans. Damn me, We'll be
is Mosaic Coventry away. Yeah yeah, you know what that means. Wait,
you're so you're playing basketball. I was at the park
and it was like nine nine, So I start the
game on my phone right and then I'm in my
car and I'm like, it's starting to heat up. Broth
has a couple of chances earlier. I'm like, well, I

(51:51):
can't leave now, and then we score. Oh so now
I'm just But then I'm just locked in for the
whole half and I'm screaming in my car windows up
in front of the park, like the introt the only
fence open at Highland Park Rec Center. You don't want
to look like Kellen Winslow Jr. I'm looking nuts man

(52:13):
in that car. Do you remember that? Oh? What did
he do in the car? He remember he did a
couple of things.

Speaker 1 (52:17):
He was masturbating in a car and like covered in
like grease. And then when the cops pulled up, he
said he was looking for Boston Market.

Speaker 3 (52:28):
I wasn't too far off. Grease is a weird feace.

Speaker 2 (52:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (52:30):
It was always something like sort of fats that you'd cook.

Speaker 3 (52:34):
Bro. It sounds like you just came from Boston Market,
all greasy. Yeah, there there was Where is it?

Speaker 2 (52:38):
He?

Speaker 1 (52:40):
There's this I just remember so vividly. Yeah, there was
a two open containers of vassline and the center console.

Speaker 3 (52:46):
Wow, two open? How much vasclings you need? Yeah? Come
on going wild?

Speaker 2 (52:50):
And then again he was saying, he said, hey, I
was I was looking for the Boston Market. Come on, bro.

Speaker 1 (52:56):
So that is just literally he's looking for a market.
Boston Market is a chicken restaurant chain.

Speaker 3 (53:01):
Yeah, I like everything.

Speaker 2 (53:02):
In this country is somehow chicken shop.

Speaker 3 (53:04):
Yeah. Yeah, give me a hundred guesses.

Speaker 4 (53:08):
What's Boston Market? First guess a marketing market? No one
better say chicken is it chicken shop?

Speaker 3 (53:17):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (53:17):
Which when it came out, fantastic rochiestory chickens. I haven't
had a Boston Market in a minute. Though, but that
I remember took the world by storm.

Speaker 3 (53:24):
Anyway.

Speaker 1 (53:24):
He that was I think because he was on synthetic
weed and just out of sorts.

Speaker 3 (53:29):
That was smoking spice. Yeah, that's that's.

Speaker 1 (53:32):
What the spice addled brain will give you when you're
having a j O and your escalade.

Speaker 3 (53:37):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (53:38):
And now you're trying to do improv and you say
for the Boston market.

Speaker 3 (53:42):
I wonder if PCP is more like organic, like, is
it better for you than spice?

Speaker 1 (53:47):
I don't know, listeners technically call in email in let
us know. I feel like spice has got a bad wrap,
you know.

Speaker 3 (53:56):
Yeah, just in terms of like what it does to
like your lipid profile?

Speaker 2 (53:59):
Sure, like yeah, I don't know. Only one way to
find out when we make Chris smoke it live on
the air.

Speaker 3 (54:06):
Yeah about live stream?

Speaker 4 (54:08):
Yeah yeah, all of these things that you just sound like,
I just be someone.

Speaker 3 (54:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (54:13):
I would never touch synthetic weed. I would never, ever, ever, ever.

Speaker 4 (54:17):
If I was masturbating in my car, yeah, probably wouldn't
use the vassiline. I'd be a bit I would because
I'd be like, you know what, I'm in a car
in a public places.

Speaker 3 (54:30):
The situation.

Speaker 4 (54:31):
Now, yeah, yeah, but this guy went full Well.

Speaker 3 (54:34):
I wasn't drinking off in my car, but I did
scream as a he could have been. Our family was
walking by because it was right when the soccer goal.
Oh yeah, he does the yeah, and I'm like, shut
the shoum with someone their kids like, oh my god. Yeah,
it's funny because what what was he?

Speaker 2 (54:51):
Who is he telling to speak quiet?

Speaker 3 (54:53):
Because yeah, yeah, I think it's just for the for
everybody all and who.

Speaker 1 (54:57):
Yeah, because I feel like if Nike made a commercial
and we ended up winning the league off the back
of what soccer's performances, it would the first half would
be Kyle just doesn't have anymore.

Speaker 2 (55:06):
He still looks injured.

Speaker 3 (55:09):
He's definitely cheating on his girlfriend, you know stuff like that.

Speaker 2 (55:11):
Yeah, exactly. You think he's n Now he couldn't.

Speaker 3 (55:15):
I don't.

Speaker 2 (55:16):
I don't see him doing that.

Speaker 3 (55:17):
If he did.

Speaker 2 (55:18):
He's a scounty thing.

Speaker 3 (55:19):
It could be anything.

Speaker 4 (55:20):
That could be anyone his landlords like wez yeah, he's
like he goes, shut up, shut up, Michael.

Speaker 2 (55:27):
Yeah, why he got a landlord.

Speaker 4 (55:29):
He's a multimillion because he's put all his money in
different like stores. He found out that property is not
like he's like a Swiss person. They will rent they
were edge of the Boston market.

Speaker 2 (55:39):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, don't worry about me looking for
the Boston market, all right, find a new angle. Speaking
of new angle, I don't even know what that means,
Man United Liverpool.

Speaker 3 (55:51):
That was a great match. Yeah, that's a kind of
way to get different crossbar. There we go, there we go.

Speaker 2 (55:57):
That was a really interesting match. In the beginning, I
was like, oh, ship Liverpool is about to get fucking
rolled up goal in the sixth minute from the web
surfer himself. Mateos Kunya then Cesco with.

Speaker 3 (56:12):
Off the penis handball and ball it did bounce off
his didn't. It hits the typical penis. It's fun. It
also hit his hand.

Speaker 2 (56:22):
They negate the hand like he got hitting the dick
and that's no fun. But he didn't act like he
got hit in the dick.

Speaker 3 (56:27):
Maybe yeah, and that's his marginal game.

Speaker 2 (56:30):
But did we can't we agree that he did touch it?

Speaker 3 (56:32):
He did?

Speaker 2 (56:34):
Yeah, but although the trajectory was still moving towards the goals,
so I don't know how much of a difference it
would have made. But after being falling victim, the weird
handball calls I'm.

Speaker 3 (56:43):
Like, everybody needs to get a weird handball. Now there
we go and look for a Boston market.

Speaker 1 (56:49):
So then in the second half, Man United completely let
Liverpool back in. Sobo Slides scored and then there was
another errant pass that basically Sobo Slide was able to
lay off to Cody gack Pole to make it too too.
At this point, did you think this would maybe end
in a draw or did you think someone would find
a winner? What were because at this point I was like,

(57:09):
oh Liverpool, I thought they I thought it was gonna.

Speaker 2 (57:12):
Be a draw at that point.

Speaker 3 (57:13):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, same.

Speaker 4 (57:14):
I mean the saw Sly oh, I know, the gap
Gackpo one is a kind of more egregious Arab. But
I did like the fact that the whole man United
seem just let so Sly run sort of pretty slowly
through the whole of the pitch, and then just it
was on.

Speaker 3 (57:29):
Are we tackling this half? Were tackling? Sorry? I didn't know.

Speaker 2 (57:33):
I thought you were going to do it.

Speaker 4 (57:34):
Okay, see we should We got to talk about this.
Michael forgot to tell us we needed to forget put.

Speaker 3 (57:40):
In the team.

Speaker 2 (57:41):
Yeah, although he had a very short shirt on.

Speaker 3 (57:44):
Bro, you thought he was sagging his pants.

Speaker 2 (57:46):
Because when he lifted up showed me his shirt was
like he celebrated and his whole shirt that came up.

Speaker 3 (57:52):
And he had to pull it down real quick, trying
to take a jumper off. And that it was just him.

Speaker 2 (57:59):
Raising his arms and you saw his underwear.

Speaker 3 (58:02):
I know why I call him so scandalized. I saw
his underwear. YEA was amazing. Children. Yeah, I clutched my pearls.
I did too. I did not expect there was something
weird though, Like when I saw it, I was like, man,
Michael Kerrick is sloppy. Bro, Yeah this ain't We're not
supposed to see that.

Speaker 2 (58:18):
Yeah, it is odd, Like as somebody who see this
all the time, I've never seen underwear. Yeah, it's just
weird without paying for it, that's true.

Speaker 3 (58:27):
That's a difference. You know, Benger when he was in Japan,
he was selling his draws. Oh yeah, you know, he
was selling draws.

Speaker 1 (58:35):
Paid dollars because in Japan we respect the funk out
arsen Benger because he learned Japanese when he was coaching.

Speaker 3 (58:40):
Hey, real, real ship.

Speaker 1 (58:42):
When he gave his farewell speech to go to Arsenal
from Nauglia. He did that ship in Japanese, even though
it was like he was truncated, you know what I mean,
he kind of hit him with like he said.

Speaker 3 (58:54):
That word again.

Speaker 2 (58:54):
He said thank you. He did it in Japanese. Yeah,
and he said in an offensive act he said, sank
you and and people are like, ah, is actually Michael
Arteta pretending to you?

Speaker 4 (59:08):
Why is you one actions insensitive to the Japanese guys,
not me.

Speaker 1 (59:12):
That was me doing an impression of Arson Banker. Yeah,
and then kaby Manu came through with a winner that
was a fucking just.

Speaker 3 (59:22):
I mean kind of like seeing him do well.

Speaker 4 (59:24):
Yeah, yeah, especially after being frozen out by It is
weird when you have to make these calls as the
owners of these teams where you're like, we're back in
the manager and the managers are like, this guy's a bum,
and then they go and it's.

Speaker 3 (59:36):
Like, oh, this guy's really good. That guy's like a
fan favorite, you know, like the guy damn near one
euros the other day.

Speaker 2 (59:41):
Yeah, local kid.

Speaker 3 (59:43):
You feel like, bro, you haven't had one of your own.

Speaker 1 (59:47):
What's there Carrington where that's their training ground, but anyway,
like they haven't had someone from their youth setup really
be the man like that.

Speaker 2 (59:54):
In a long time and I'm like, that's there.

Speaker 1 (59:56):
Feels like always something that was part of like the
DNA of United was always having those kind of guys
like trickling through.

Speaker 2 (01:00:03):
Anyway, what did Ruben Amram know?

Speaker 1 (01:00:04):
Because also no player has more Premier League goals since
Ruben Amerim has departed at Manchester United then Benjamin Cesco.

Speaker 3 (01:00:12):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (01:00:12):
I mean and they're both and they're both in very
different seasons technically have done quite well. I mean, if
you were looking at who's got the biggest ceiling, it's
definitely for me.

Speaker 3 (01:00:22):
Is is sesh go?

Speaker 4 (01:00:24):
You want to be politically correct, Yeah, you want to
say it, like you, but then when do you stop you?

Speaker 3 (01:00:30):
When you went?

Speaker 4 (01:00:32):
It's very hard to know which to say British and
wish them to say like but but he still looks
very scared when he played, like, I don't back him.
What Victor has is I feel after a game of
scored the goal, so cool, Yeah, scored a goal and school.

Speaker 3 (01:00:49):
Yeah yeah, just scored again. Yeah, off to the more goals, now,
more goals? I won the league? Go cool? All right,
That's what I get paid to do. So that's weird
celebration as well. He scored and did the That was
like a little because he's got up. Bro.

Speaker 2 (01:01:09):
Have you do you see the clips of him playing basketball?
They were going around the summer.

Speaker 3 (01:01:12):
I was like, oh ship, I was like, wrong sport bitch.

Speaker 2 (01:01:15):
I know.

Speaker 1 (01:01:16):
I mean, Slovenians they're just so like because like you
even see Luca with the ball at his feet, he's
got it. You know, it's like they're just everyone's like
a two sport athlete in Slovenian. It's like basketball and football,
like so, I.

Speaker 3 (01:01:27):
Mean, it's either that or join the military. Dog yep,
you know what's up? Have we seen Cessco's mom? Oh little,
what's that? What's the thing?

Speaker 2 (01:01:40):
Is this anything?

Speaker 3 (01:01:41):
You do?

Speaker 2 (01:01:41):
What we talk about playing? You just check them because.

Speaker 1 (01:01:44):
Everyone when Luka Doncic came to the league, Everyone's like,
who is his girlfriend?

Speaker 2 (01:01:48):
And it was like that's his mom?

Speaker 5 (01:01:50):
Oh yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:01:52):
Yeah, and they were just well you know, listen, Slovenia
got some they got some vibes.

Speaker 2 (01:01:58):
Yeah, everyone's got a vibe, you know what I mean,
and shout out to theirs.

Speaker 3 (01:02:04):
Let's see.

Speaker 2 (01:02:05):
So I think also there, I think our boy with
the haircut, what does that. I think they're down to
two in a row. Now he might get he might
do it.

Speaker 3 (01:02:14):
I'm sure he's like, please don't mention me.

Speaker 1 (01:02:16):
Yeah, there was a thing that like on the internet
people were saying, like for all the haters of like
the Premier League, right, like this last week has been
really bad because it meant like Arsenal got closer to
the title the a man United haircut guy got one
step closer to getting his haircut.

Speaker 2 (01:02:33):
Spurs are out of the relegation zone now, I think it.

Speaker 1 (01:02:38):
I think it was producer Jabbari who basically mentioned, He's like,
you might have to start, you might have to to
break the curse. You might have to ease up on Spurs.

Speaker 3 (01:02:47):
And we did. Hey, and we did. And you know what, no.

Speaker 2 (01:02:51):
One eased up as much as how would?

Speaker 3 (01:02:57):
Who not? Was Leon Bailey like side show Bob? Did
he have some fun? Does he have a new fund
up here? Do? Was that some photoshop that I saw?
I think Leon Bailey took his brains out and it

(01:03:19):
looks a little side show bobish? Mmm, oh yeah, does
that a look? Class? Definitely was people have a picture
of Kodak black. I mean, yeah, you should have known
ship was sucked up from then. That is I mean,
why would Lion Bailey look like that?

Speaker 2 (01:03:32):
That is Bob Williger.

Speaker 4 (01:03:33):
That was That was I saying, there's no one cares
about this game. Guys, you can do it.

Speaker 3 (01:03:38):
Yeah, his destiny is to lose a European final.

Speaker 4 (01:03:41):
Yeah, is just the Europa League. It's just his his
co will it would he lost. Let's not talk about
that anyway, But it would be funny if if after
sort of throwing that game and basically not upsetting Arsenal fans, upsetting,
I would say every single support in the league because
everyone will yeah them, everyone wants Spurs to go down,

(01:04:03):
because it would be the it would be the funniest
it would make.

Speaker 3 (01:04:06):
It's what the It's what the world needs in twenty
twenty six.

Speaker 2 (01:04:10):
With the war in Iran, it's hard for everyone. Yep.
Gas prices are high.

Speaker 4 (01:04:15):
The one thing that will save humanity this year if
Tottenham Hotspur, you know, relevate.

Speaker 3 (01:04:21):
But I didn't get the memo. Yeah, Tanham got relegated.
The minute they got relegated, all the guys in the
straight of horror moves they'd have a laugh.

Speaker 2 (01:04:29):
Oh yeah, oh mate, they'd be restranded here.

Speaker 3 (01:04:32):
Yeah, the war would actually end that day.

Speaker 1 (01:04:34):
Yeah, because I think, yeah, the US and Iran would
figure they found common they found common ground over that
one thing. Arsenal winning that that could that might not
bode well for global relationships.

Speaker 3 (01:04:44):
We don't know. We don't, we can't.

Speaker 2 (01:04:46):
It's too early to tell.

Speaker 3 (01:04:47):
At the end of the season, we will know.

Speaker 1 (01:04:48):
Connor Gallagher had his first goal, like the guy who
had so many of the fucking Spurs supporters are like,
I have like laid this season at his feet because
he was like the one incoming transfer, Like we didn't
need another fucking six.

Speaker 3 (01:05:02):
Yeah, he runs around, but there you go. He got
your first goal. And even he like once they scored
that goal, like I was like, oh, they got some belief,
They got.

Speaker 1 (01:05:11):
Some belief for Charleston uh with they think he had
a header and then a real non nothing doesn't matter
because in the ninety six minute Emmy Bundia also had
a header.

Speaker 4 (01:05:22):
Did you see how few Villa fans were left?

Speaker 2 (01:05:26):
They all left up.

Speaker 4 (01:05:28):
You look at the crowd when he scores, as about
nine people in the front literally they've all gone. They
just don't get They're like even the fans are just
like just wait to Lee Raper. That's all they care about,
I guess. But because they think they've they think they've
got top for but they definitely haven't got top for you.
Because if Normuth won a couple of games, yep, it's
gonna look spicy. Yeah, it's gonna look spicy for remove.

Speaker 2 (01:05:50):
And because like I mean, yes, let's look this next
week right thirty match week thirty six, We've got Liverpool
hosting Chelsea, Fulham hosting Bourne, Myth, Sunderland hosting United City Brentford,
could could be, could.

Speaker 3 (01:06:07):
Be weird that city? Yeah city?

Speaker 2 (01:06:10):
Yeah, Burnley host Villa uh and really us going away
to west Ham but yeah, Spurs are hosting Leeds and
then on Wednesday of next week, Uh, City will have
their other game fully out, like fully caught up with
their match against Palace.

Speaker 4 (01:06:25):
Oh that's it, that's the next Wednesday. Okay, yep, so
another they haven't moved that date. They weren't trying to
move the date for something. They were trying to do
something and they were trying to swap it round.

Speaker 3 (01:06:34):
Yeah, but they didn't.

Speaker 2 (01:06:36):
They did not They did not accomplish their goal. I
feel like last week I was reading that the Premier League.
It's a no for me, Doug, which I loved you,
which I love to here.

Speaker 3 (01:06:46):
Do you think the pay?

Speaker 4 (01:06:47):
I was just thinking on Pep's stands for points deduction
mm hmm hope, I hope.

Speaker 2 (01:06:52):
Sir, yeah, or pathetic husband?

Speaker 3 (01:06:55):
You know it's definitely pomah do you think so? Now
it is? I have the same I have the sweat,
the same one, the same, but.

Speaker 2 (01:07:01):
How do we know for sure?

Speaker 3 (01:07:02):
You know? Do you work computer?

Speaker 2 (01:07:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:07:06):
Also be a pathetical. Are you Adi Dossler's brother who
start started the company just to share something? I don't know?
Do you?

Speaker 4 (01:07:15):
Are you in any text groups about football where you
have like a name of the player or anything. Obviously
our one is just ai effort, ain't it?

Speaker 3 (01:07:21):
For sy?

Speaker 4 (01:07:22):
I'm in an arsenal one which has got Max Dowmond's
name in it, but we mainly just talk about and
I was like, why don't we just change the name
of this to yock and spiel?

Speaker 2 (01:07:32):
That was marching instrument.

Speaker 3 (01:07:33):
That's nice, it was exactly. Is that everybody's loving it.

Speaker 4 (01:07:38):
About that reaction, I'll be honest, I was hoping for more.
I was hoping for like a laugh. Yeah, rock out
with your jack out.

Speaker 3 (01:07:46):
That's another one, you know what I mean? That's it
can roll.

Speaker 4 (01:07:51):
Yeah, just do a whole podcast puns, smoking.

Speaker 3 (01:07:58):
Yak yolk dog like smoke dog yeah, crowded.

Speaker 2 (01:08:02):
Yeah, try these out.

Speaker 3 (01:08:04):
I mean your power to just changed it. Like, what
do you think of this one?

Speaker 4 (01:08:07):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:08:07):
I don't feel confident enough to do that. Building yachts
is my favorite.

Speaker 2 (01:08:10):
And now building yachts, yeah, jagging, I mean just something
with jeans. Honestly, just yacks.

Speaker 4 (01:08:16):
But well let me go if they win the league
and do the open top bust grade. He's got doing jeans,
isn't he jeans.

Speaker 3 (01:08:22):
And a shirt? Ah?

Speaker 2 (01:08:24):
He looks like someone you do.

Speaker 4 (01:08:26):
He looks like a man you see in the pub
who wears a football shirt over some jeans.

Speaker 3 (01:08:30):
Do you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (01:08:31):
Like that's his look.

Speaker 3 (01:08:32):
I mean a lot of people, oh like his look.

Speaker 2 (01:08:34):
Is his look on? Like the jeans with the jersey.

Speaker 3 (01:08:36):
Yeah yeah yeah yeah you're racing booties.

Speaker 2 (01:08:38):
Yeah, oh because he got them. He got at the ankles.

Speaker 3 (01:08:42):
Yeah yeah, he's got like the Ferrari puma. What do
you want to say? Not just to put it back
on time of them. We're going to show respect to them.
Because we won't respect them. Now. Yeah, I want you
guys to stay up. Is deserb are the shoes? Are
they leather? Are they us? I think? Because he has
the same boots, the same wheels. Yeah, rocking those creators

(01:09:05):
looks like big ass. I saw him closer up and
they're like ugs, like ugs with a side. Zipper, said
big zip. He's always got, he's a zips guy in
the leather. They're crazy.

Speaker 4 (01:09:16):
Let me just see when he goes to the toilet
on the night out, it takes him about seven minutes
to find which zip on his jeans has his pace
he's got, and he's trying that. He's so at one
point he's zipping behind it like Bobby, this sh it
ain't like that behind Why would it be them, man.

Speaker 1 (01:09:33):
You're not smuggling a fucking sausage into the country, Bro,
it's going to be in the front.

Speaker 2 (01:09:37):
He's like, could be down here, I don't know, I
don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:09:39):
It's all performative for the guys in the bathroom. Yeah,
which one of these zippers leads to my dick?

Speaker 3 (01:09:44):
It's all condoms.

Speaker 2 (01:09:45):
Could be this one down here by my ankles.

Speaker 3 (01:09:47):
Because you're not packing. Nobody's in there. It's the sad
he's he's still in the night club, but like, yeah, he.

Speaker 2 (01:09:55):
Left waiting for somebody to come back in he hears
the door. Oh yeah, I guess my big dick isn't
behind this other one just below my knee. Cap Hey, man,
you gotta can you give me a hand in here?

Speaker 3 (01:10:06):
Hello? Give me a hair? Anyone, anyone at all?

Speaker 1 (01:10:11):
Yeah, man, I've told you, man, we closed fifteen minutes ago. Man,
you gotta get the funk out of Here'm gonna call the cops.

Speaker 3 (01:10:17):
Is uh Roberts? So are you trying to find your
dick in the bathroom again? How'd you know? Also that
speaks to Williams. Yeah, up to every wind. That's what
he does.

Speaker 2 (01:10:29):
The same like bro deserves.

Speaker 3 (01:10:31):
He's still in the stadium.

Speaker 2 (01:10:32):
Yeah yeah, like somebody walks in, Like did I just
see it?

Speaker 3 (01:10:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:10:36):
Is he looking for his dick?

Speaker 3 (01:10:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:10:37):
Okay, yeah, consistent man? If anything?

Speaker 3 (01:10:41):
All right, well deserves yok that's what there you go.

Speaker 2 (01:10:45):
But see then they got an hour ya they gotta be.
They gotta be tapped into lot. That's the half and
half scarf version.

Speaker 3 (01:10:50):
Of a WhatsApp group yock rock. All right, that's it
anything else? I mean it was. I love. Are you
guys watching the game tomorrow?

Speaker 2 (01:11:04):
I'm recording.

Speaker 1 (01:11:05):
I'm recording while it happens, so I'm either I have
to go full radio silence and catch it like at
four pm, or.

Speaker 2 (01:11:13):
The score check as it happen. Does it finish before
the ends?

Speaker 1 (01:11:17):
You're recording, It's gonna work. If I go live, I'll
probably be able to catch the last thirty minutes, which
may be worth Where.

Speaker 3 (01:11:24):
Are you watching? I'm not actually watching it. I was
supposed to get a haircut, but I might reschedule and
to go up I go to a pub Lucky Baldwin's,
go up North, see the meast side Gooners. Yeah for me,
me side gooner's ex Disney gooners.

Speaker 2 (01:11:38):
Ex disneyoners, Disney holler at us, we're waiting.

Speaker 4 (01:11:42):
I do not watching it in a pub, but I
also sometimes need the solitude so I can shout.

Speaker 3 (01:11:48):
Yeah, because that's another thing I can't watch it about
in public. I think my barbershop. I think I'm good
enough to where I could get them to put it on. Yeah,
but I also don't want them to. I don't want
to squeal in front of them.

Speaker 2 (01:12:00):
Yeah, yeah, Yeah, they're like, yeah, I.

Speaker 3 (01:12:06):
Don't want that happens a road.

Speaker 1 (01:12:10):
They're like, God, okay, bro, I won't put that. I
want you to hit with the alcohol in the sensitive
spots at the end. Anyway, that's gonna do it for us.
You find us next week as we get one match
closer for finding out what's gonna happen.

Speaker 2 (01:12:25):
I'm gonna be looking for a Boston market and you
guys have anything to plug any updates.

Speaker 4 (01:12:30):
I'm on the roads Sacramento, Sunny Vail this weekend May eighth,
the ninth, a chrismin dot com also in the South,
also in DC.

Speaker 2 (01:12:39):
End of the month, come on down. Yeah, tickets need
to be.

Speaker 4 (01:12:43):
Sold, you know, tickets, tickets running low, tickets need to
be sold.

Speaker 3 (01:12:49):
Need to be running.

Speaker 1 (01:12:50):
Yeah they're running, then they should be running into your pockets.

Speaker 3 (01:12:53):
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Speaker 1 (01:13:12):
Oh zus Man, you a good company anyway, that's gonna
do it. We'll see you next time by