January 6, 2026 • 58 mins
In episode 1984, Jack and Miles are joined by comedian and host of Rebrand, Mort Burke, to discuss… Trump: People Say I’m Jealous But My Kink Is Just Karma, Benny Johnson: Venezuela Rigged The 2020 Election! So Yeah! Trump Health? John Krasinski Laid The Groundwork For Venezuela Attack and more!
- U.S. plan to ‘run’ Venezuela clouded in confusion
- Benny Johnson: Venezuela Rigged The 2020 Election! So Yeah!
- Trump Health?
- John Krasinski Laid The Groundwork For Venezuela Attack
- Jack Ryan clip about Venezuela gets viral amid capture of Nicolàs Maduro.
- Did ‘Jack Ryan’ Predict U.S.’ Venezuela Intervention? Co-Creator Carlton Cuse Reacts To Season 2 Clip Going Viral, Shares Hopes For “Stability And Peace”
- Amazon's 'Jack Ryan' TV series lambasted for promoting Venezuela 'invasion'
- Jack Ryan is the Latest TV Show to Film at CIA Headquarters
- How Does Amazon's 'Jack Ryan' Compare to Real Life at the CIA?
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Speaker 1 (00:05):
I slogged through Stranger Things over there talking about we
were talking about but yeah, I was Stranger Things is
worse than Plury Stranger Things, I was. I was getting
angry at my wife about it. Yeah, She's like, oh,
I like, for sure, what the fuck is this ship?
(00:29):
But that ship was bad. That was here when she
wasn't even watching it. Yeah, she was because she was
the driving force. And I was like, dude, I'm off this,
and she's like, but we already watched, like we've seen
everything up until this point. I'm like, fine, and it
was just I don't know, man.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
I people hated the ending. I know, yeah, didn't end.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Yeah, it's over whole epilogue and everything. I think also
seeing when them as kids, like because they would flash
back to the first season, I'm like, oh, that's this
is why the show was so good, because there was
about these kids. And then I think I realized, I'm like,
you guys kept coming back to the well and they
got older and older and older, that it really lost
to the sort of magic of like these little kids
(01:09):
figuring out something much bigger than they were, and I
think that was like that. I think I was sort
of like, God, there was. The show was so good,
and then they became old teenagers and shit, and I
just don't even think that ship is interesting anymore.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
It's like all like all that Mystery buckshit too. It
was just like, well, like once you find out what
the answer actually is.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
It's just like, oh, yeah, I was like, what.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
The first season was cool and they cut that kid
open and he was like a pillow on the inside.
I was like, yeah, that's good.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
But then yeah, it's all just like demo Gorgans.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Is it a mind flavor or a demo Gorgan? I
don't know who's in charge.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
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Speaker 2 (02:04):
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Up the smell of pot smoke.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
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Speaker 1 (02:37):
We also have a new weekly history.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Version of the show dropping each Monday Morning where we
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Our next one will be coming out this upcoming Monday.
But right now it is Tuesday, January.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Sixth, twenty six, when the patriots fucking did something.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Thank you. It's also National Cuddle Up Day. It looks
like you just cuddle up with a pet. Maybe that's
what they were up to down there. Maybe just National
Cuddle Update. National Technology Day. That doesn't sound good at
all anymore to hear National talenty, No fucking way. It's
also National shortbread Day U and also shout out the
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lagoons because it's National Bean Day. What's your favorite bean?
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Man? I hate so many black eyed peas.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
But what are you guys doing to celebrate January Me?
Speaker 1 (03:40):
I'm gonna trom the capitol.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
Yeah yeah, I got my horns, I got my horn
stone and my apology ready.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Yeah, I'm gonna ever be like the way there's Civil
warrying actors, there will ever be January sixth reet actors.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
I don't know. It's God it's so hardend like a library.
It'll probably be like yeah, in some I guess not
all alternate universe. Like if this regime just runs this
whole country in the ground for decades to come, that
probably will be a things. I mean that was you know,
that was a turning port. Yeah we stormed.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Well, you know, like this regime will go down in
history and be like looked down upon it.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
I have to hope.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
And then yeah, the like the way that people are
about the Confederates, they'll they'll be about the jan six.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
But see, like the reason people cling to the Confederacy
still too, A lot of it has to do with
like General Sherman absolutely destroying the South and like that
anger still being there for generations. Will where is our
General Sherman? You know, I we we need one. Where's
our William Tacums to Sherman.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
I just think we gotta we gotta let it ride,
you know.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
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Speaker 2 (05:23):
Yeah, that's it, like so much like that's an example
of where they like did something woke and absolutely fucking
pulled up from the logo and nailed it. It's so
often like their version of like, we're gonna do something
to acknowledge that there are people of color in this country,
and that will be them getting a photo up with
(05:45):
a football coach at halftime of the football game for
fifteen seconds that just interrupts the game and makes people annoyed.
And it's like, yeah, or you could do you can
like try and make it good so that people don't
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Hire the people who came up with Crisscross Apple Sauce,
(06:06):
is what I say. Uh, I'm thrilled to be joined
as always buy my co host mister Miles.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Grass Miles Gray back from his digital hibernation. It's good
to see everybody shout out, uh some zeygang I ran
into on the streets. That was a wonderful mom At
the butcher shop, bro, we were fucking. I was out
the butcher shop. Yo, I walked in. I think your
name is Cyrus. Forgive me if I've I misremembered your name.
(06:33):
My my fellow's I gang member. But I came in
and somebody politically, hey, Miles Gray, and I said, yeah,
Like I heard your voice, dude, and I thought you
were in the store, and I was. I felt I
felt touched, and then everybody was like, who the fuck
is this guy? He smells. I had a like st
break regret, look for him. I look, if I'm going
to be totally transparent, I do wear a shirt that
(06:55):
says I'm Miles Gray from the product. Ask me about it,
and then on the back there's a QR code.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
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Speaker 1 (07:07):
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Speaker 1 (07:22):
I was like, we've been at the top of the
table during this period. This is like now the fifth time,
and we've never gone on to win the week. Come on, boys,
let's do it.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
As a seventy six ers fan, I see you. Yeah,
I'm behind you.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
I have the same thing where it's like it's just
we're gonna go out. They're just yeah, I'm ashamed of
myself supporting them, uh miles.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
We're sure to be joined in our third seat by
a very funny comedian, actor, writer, improviser. One of our
favorite guests this podcast is Rebrand. He's got a very
funny special called Spiritually Filthy up on YouTube.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
He just pulled Jammed into the zoom.
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referring to my wife as part of the Zeitgang, and
she's like.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
I don't think.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
I mean I I don't like me.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
I kind of I have other fandoms I like to
acknowledge first, probably.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
Yeah, you're not number one.
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Yeah.
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with with a with pole jam, like yeah, pole jam
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Yeah, it sounds both like very sexually suggestive and also powerful.
It's so yeah on what's called a Philly bar because
those came out of Philadelphia because people would those, They
would back their cars into the bars to slant them
so people could fifty up off them and stuff.
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Oh that's what you did to just get into the zoom. Yeah,
that's how I get in renolations. Yeah. More it is,
of course their skateboarding correspondent, our special skateboarding correspondent.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Yeah, skateboarding pastor.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Have you heard the good news Jesus inspired kickflip?
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Oh? Man, what do you think the skateboarding pastor would
think of like the christ air move? They love it?
You think they would do that, or they owed something
else they'd like, we don't want to say it, so
we call it like this a savior grab.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Oh. Like they're pretty I feel like they're pretty uh
good with just invoking Christ at anything, comparing anything.
Speaker 4 (09:31):
You know, they're desperate for Christianity to be cool. Jesus
is a lot like Chupac And you're like, I don't
think right right?
Speaker 1 (09:39):
I was that a white elephant? And we got like
a Jesus plushy that you could either put in the
freezer or in a microwave as like a heating pad,
and it's like very comedic. And we brought it back
and the geist child saw it and was like, oh,
it's a toy for me. And I'm like, what the
fuck am I going to say about this ship? So
we call it Jesse. I'm Jesse. He's like that a
(10:00):
Jesse doll and he's like, oh, Jesse doll. And then
we were at another place and he saw Jesus somewhere
He's like, is Jesse. I'm like, yeah, it is Jesse.
Nickname Jesse. You know there are jes Like, it's a
lot of pressure being me. Can we just go by
Jesse or Jess? Dude? Man? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (10:21):
How how like sort of realistic? Looking at this doll?
Is it kind of cartoony or it's like cartoonish?
Speaker 1 (10:25):
It looks like the Buddy Christ from Dogma basically where
this stigmatic go. It's little hearts on the poms like
so there, it has like a red sash. It's very
cartoon It's like in.
Speaker 4 (10:38):
That Simpsons episode with Homer he's on acid or something
and he's shaving and he cuts his face, but a
rainbow spouts out.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
It's like instead of his heart. Yeah, exact more. We're
thrilled to have you here. We're gonna get to know
you a little bit better in a moment. You are
our first guest of the year twenty twenty six honor,
which we're we have a good feeling about. We haven't
asked you yet, but I feel like this is going
to be a good one just based on how it's
kicking on. Seems like bringing some good momentum or nose
(11:08):
grinding some good momentum into this. I'm overdoing it.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
I apologize.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
All right, We'll get to know you, but look bittle
lit better in a moment.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
First couple of things we're talking about.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
We're going to talk about how Donald Trump chose who
is going to run Venezuela. Yes, we petty and vidictive
as you would expect, I'm assuming as Papa John.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Shockingly not, it is Shack. They did.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
They considered Papa John and then went with Shack the
same way that Papa John's did. Like we're going to
talk about the fact that Venezuela rigged the twenty twenty election.
They're trying out different every again. They're just trying different
things out, different explanations for why they're in there, and
then we will of course check in with our dear
leader's health because there were some questions circulating over the market.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Strong.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
May he stay as strong as he always has been,
as can not go out like Stan Sharayah.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
May may he go against his mortal doctor's recommendations to
find the higher medical truth only granted to him as
a conduit of god salvation.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
Thank you, as as he has been apparently for the
entirety of his adult life. So well, we'll talk about that.
You guys, remember who Stan is no.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
During COVID.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
When he got COVID, his friend Stan Shara had just
passed away, and he was like, I just I don't
want to go out like Stan Sharad. So I feel
like that's the Marley or whoever, the ghost chain rattling ghosts,
Marley and Marley, Marley and Marley.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
And me, the muppets. We're going to talk.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
About, uh more Venezuela stuff we can't get enough. John Krasinski,
longtime c i AP, who's always just being like, guys,
you know what, you don't understand how bad it would
be for you without the c i A. He's like
literally said in interviews but we're gonna talk about one
of his I don't know why we even need to
(13:05):
summarize it. It's one of the Jack Ryan shows that
he did that we all watched on Amazon Prime obviously,
and that basically laid the entire groundwork and justification for
invading Venezuela.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Yeah, in the most one dimensional way, just similar to
how this administration is. Yeah, it's not complex at all.
We're going to flatten it to a one dimensional issue
and then manufacture pig.
Speaker 4 (13:29):
Yeah, it's good guys and bad guys. We have we
a good guy day bad guy. We good guy day
bad guy. So we'll talk about that plenty more. But
first more, we do like to ask our guest, what
is something from your search history that's revealing about who
you are?
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Guys?
Speaker 4 (13:44):
I have two that I think really illustrate who I
am in moderately embarrassing ways. First one chakra realignment exercises,
because you guys know how it is when you're sacrels
a little bit of odd of balance. You've been you've
been you haven't been doing your yoga as much because
the holidays and stuff.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
You guys get it. Hell yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
And then the second one is images of stacks of
cash for my vision board.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Wait, you even added for my vision board? No specific
like first for my vision board.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
I need the ones that have magic on them for
vision boards.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Yeah yeah, yeah, I gotta go. Oh that's your problem.
That's that's not a vision board specific image you put
on there.
Speaker 4 (14:28):
Well, we have to scort it, guys, because now I've
exposed it to you and all the listeners and stuff.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
So everybody, really I need you guys to believe.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
Don't make fun of This is called manifesting. Yeah, everybody
needs to look it up.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
Yo.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Man.
Speaker 4 (14:40):
Speaking of twenty twenty six and being the skateboard correspondent,
my Grail T shirt today I found out it is
on eBay.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
Nobody buy it.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
I'm not going to say what it is, but it's
the exact amount of money I have on gift leftover
on gift cards. If that isn't manifesting.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
Wow, I don't know. Wow.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
Well, may your chakras be aligned, May your stacks of
cash be not gooled, but actually physically manifesting themselves.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
What is something you think is underrated?
Speaker 2 (15:06):
You know they say romance is dead you guys.
Speaker 4 (15:09):
And I agree, because what is underrated? Is the thing
that no one's doing anymore, which is where when men
would very romantically kiss women from like their hands all
the way up to their biceps and back down.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
They don't like that anymore. No, consensually, we need to
bring that back. You think the girls don't like it.
I think they're. I think they're they're like, where did
that go?
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Yeah you're talking Pyle, Yeah you're talking Gomez Adams.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Yeah, I'm talking about peak Raul Julia. Yeah, is there
anything more romantic.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
Rather than yeah, you're just like, I'm just gonna kiss
closer to the thing I ultimately want. Is that cool?
Speaker 2 (15:52):
I'm not gonna say start down here, man, so many
smooth smooches.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
That guy was average and an average dang bro. I
just realized, I'm gonna have to tell her, majesty, we
got we got work to do. I'm been loving you
the right way, loving you. Yeah. I think I think
you're right about that.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
I think I think that's a good you know, a
good move that I'm gonna try. I mean, yeah, yeah,
when you're when your love life really explains.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
She didn't like I got chapstick all over her clothes.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Yeah, she's gonna at first she's gonna be like, what,
I hate this, and then it's she's the animal lust between.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
You will be on denial, undeniable.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Yeah, it's actually big, messy swirls of vasileine around my
mouth because I've got real dry lips.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
Yeah, I just wanted to I wanted every to be pleasant.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
What is something more that you think is overrated?
Speaker 4 (16:54):
All right, Look this is not a hot take on
this podcast, but I have a reason for it.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
Specifically, I'm saying AI, here's the thing.
Speaker 4 (17:01):
Everybody's acting like AI is gonna They're said it's gonna
replace all artists. I think the only thing it would
replace is nineties shock rock videos like Marilyn Manson and stuff,
because the only art in every single create it's trying
to make the most beautiful stuff it can, and it's like,
watch this baby transform into a rat with a snake
body and human arms.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
It's the only stuff it creates. It's like pure nightmare.
Speaker 4 (17:25):
And I think that's because some part in us recognizes
that something in something there does not have a soul.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
Yeah, yeah, for sure, for sure. It's I mean because
like there are videos that are purely like I'll come
across it on like Instagram or something where it's purely
just some violent transfer transformation of like a person on
the street who's like a human then like a bloody
blob a dolphin, and you're like, what the fuck, it's
so crazy.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
My friend shout out to my buddy Jeff. He was
saying this another he heard this. Somebody, what's up to je?
Speaker 4 (17:57):
Keep it a mononymous, but he was like a friend
Mine was like, it's like when the microwave came out,
everybody thought it was gonna replace stoves, but it's just
like a little tool.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
You know.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, microwave, microwave popcorn.
Speaker 4 (18:14):
So you can everybody, you can stop investing trillions because
I just I just pilrid.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
A certain point, we're going to realize it's only good
for like three things. Yeah, yeah, soup, popcorn, and pasta.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
I think it does a pretty good job with pasta.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
Yeah, let's uh, let's take a quick break, come back
and we'll talk about the news. And we're back and uh,
we we gotta figure out now that now that it's
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been a clean changeover and the Trouble administration came in
and illegally kidnapped the leader of VENs and his life,
no measure, no outcry, flawless, flawless, no notes. People are like,
so you you clearly have a successor lined up, yes, sir.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
Yeah, right, you thought about this and will it be?
What are we hearing? What are we hearing?
Speaker 2 (19:17):
No?
Speaker 1 (19:18):
I mean the loudest voice is Marco Rubio. But then
people are like, he's kind of got his hands full
with like all the regime change shit happening, So maybe
we'll kick it down to teenage mutant Ninja Gerbels himself,
Stephen Miller, who seems to love to be the puppet
master of human life, so very charismatic.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
So yeah, a good choice of a leader for democratically.
Yeah but even.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
Then, but even then, that's not that's not even a
thing that there they can even really get behind. It
sounds the most actual, the most sort of consistent reporting
you here, is that they don't know what they're doing
at all. So the basic look, Jack the dog ho
the car again, and there is no real strategy post
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Moduro kidnapping.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
They're just saying me that the decision he made because
he thought that the guy dancing was annoying wasn't fully
thought through.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. They just and now just to
say things like, well, now we're gonna run it. But
Moduro's allies are still in power. They aren't bowing to Trump.
So what do you what do you mean by quote
unquote run a country? Like remotely? How do you do
any of this? It's just a sentiment, you know what
I mean. Un He's made like the guy run it now,
(20:34):
because that's how easy it works. It's like playing football manager.
You just signed to the new club now, and now
I run that one. It's that easy.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
Yeah. You like you sit in an office and you're
kind of mean to people on the phone. That's how
you run that.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
But diet Coke right. People again, for the complexity of
an entire government, they're just saying we run it, and
then like the you know, most of the media is like,
oh okay, so then we're going to run it. But
here's the thing. One person that absolutely will not be
running things is Nobel Peace Prize winner Maria Carina Machado.
(21:05):
So despite her streak of imperial boot licking, you know,
like she's always like, oh my god, the US is great,
Israel can do nothing wrong. Please, like everything was fine.
I love it. She did not impress Trump, and I
wonder why, you know, because she's down. She's said she's
clearly down to do whatever the US wants. Bow Wait,
it couldn't be. Then he won the Nobel Peace Prize, right, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
That was the one that he was like kind of kind.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
Of yeah, he was really into. Trump has said about her,
quote it'd be very tough for her to be the leader,
saying that she doesn't have the support or the respect
within the country. This article goes on from the Washington
Post quote two people close to the White House said
the President's lack of interest in boosting Machado, despite her
recent efforts to flatter Trump, sem from her decision to
accept the Nobel Peace Prize, an award the President has
(21:53):
openly covened it, although Machado ultimately said she was dedicating
the award to Trump. Her acceptance of the prize yeah, yeah, yeah,
her acceptance of the prize was quote an ultimate sin,
said one of the people. Quote. If she had turned
it down and said I can't accept it because it's
Donald Trump's, she'd be the president of Venezuela today. Ah,
you could have been president of this mockery of a
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regime change.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
Let's be reported in the Washington Post. Yeah, who are
like basically captured, like they knew about the attack before.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
Well, yeah, do you.
Speaker 4 (22:26):
Think do you think that he thinks that he mishurd
it and he thinks it's the Nobel Beef Prize and
it's you get like thirty big Max, maybe.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
Like why that's a really good question more, you know,
fast prize. I'm just trying to figure out why he
wants it.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
Right right right to heaven.
Speaker 5 (22:44):
Yeah, dude, he's he's not knock knocking all around at all,
and he is absolutely I mean, the amount of like
mortality topics that pop into his mind is definitely.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
He's been fundraising off of stuff like that. He's like,
please get me to you know, and you're like, what
the fuck.
Speaker 4 (23:03):
So it's very he's gonna build a golden elevator from
the from the White House.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
What's wild is like this Washington Post like article where
this comes from. It's just says us plan to quote
run Venezuela cloud clouded in confusion. Yeah, no shit obviously,
But like that that line about Machada comes like so
deep in the article when that's that really illustrates how
this entire the president's weird worldview due to his senility,
(23:29):
which is like, you know, people say I'm jealous, but
my kink is come. U is how like Chapel Roane
said it, and I agree, Like that's how he's that's
how he's overseeing the overthrow of a government in regime
change based on like his hurt ego. Yeah, and that
is like again, this is more more and more evidence
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how unserious and how just god awful this whole thing
is just yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
Yeah, And it sounds like she won the award for
being such a good handpicked successor for a c I
a coup, like she was the head of the opposition
party who was like got got a lot of votes,
And it just seems like and he's dedicated the award
to down that that ship is wild. I did not
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realize how pathetic the the the ass kiss was.
Speaker 4 (24:22):
Yeah, and when the like falustian bargain doesn't work, that's
got to feel a million times worse when you're like, yeah,
when you go when you prostrate and humiliate yourself in
front of everybody and.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
They're still like, no, you don't get it. I actually
don't like her anymore.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
She's not cool.
Speaker 4 (24:36):
Yeah, you know, I want to say two things. This
is affecting real people, you know, and I just think
that's a boarder.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
Remember.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
And also Steven Miller looks like e T if he
was pale.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
Yeah, he does, like et mixed with Baltimore. I feel it.
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, oh man, be great.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
Send him off on a little little vacation, a little
trip down there to just I don't know, just be the.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
Be the governor as they used to call it in
those that ERAa of conversation, to be the governor of
Venezuela or whatever the fuck is of like RCO, Chevronville
or whatever they want to rename it. It's just like wow,
because then along with that, right, it's on its surface
in illegal kidnapping of a nation's leader, on the weirdest
like it's actually like narkel arms charges or bringing them up.
(25:25):
This is a law enforcement action, that's like, because that's
how they're trying to find the sort of like legal
framework to make this all work. We get all this
like manufactured consent. Because everyone's like, this is sounds absolutely
just off the rails. What are you talking about? So intro,
please come in. Benny Johnson my man, dude, the man
(25:45):
who when they had to do the federal siege of
DC and everyone's like, why the fuck, why would you
come here for any of this? He gave us obviously
this great bit of my.
Speaker 6 (25:56):
Infant nearly died in a drug fire after shootings.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
As that's why the government has to come My infant, mine,
my infant. Now done fact check any of that, because
it will crumble under just the slightest bit of interest
or investigation. This is his new thing now because I
guess obviously this is so illegal and so unpopular, and
Trump basically was like coming out being like, no more wars.
(26:22):
We got to stop wasting money on this crap. It
seems like this will be unpopular with his Yeah, well yeah,
most are kind of falling in line, sort of expectedly.
But Benny Johnson, I think he's really going for it
because he's trying to connect Venezuela to another popular MAGA grievance,
which is the twenty twenty election.
Speaker 6 (26:39):
Ladies and gentlemen, smartmatic and dominion voting systems were the
voting systems being used at this time and in these
states and all around the world. They are Venezuelan. Oh
my design, and.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
I'm sorry, they're Venezuelan by design, okay, go.
Speaker 6 (27:01):
On, by systems and storage facilities and through their actual technology,
these systems I have on extremely good authority, can and
do rig elections around the world. Now, how does this
lead us to the arrest of Nicholas mcdua. Nichols Maduro
knows where all the bodies are buried. Venezuela is effectively
(27:25):
just a proxy state that was being run by Russia
and China and Iran. They were running operations here against
America using yes, the election rigging technology, also using chemical warfare,
this in the form of fentanyl and bisological warfare in
the form of flooding our nation with third world criminal aliens.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
He used to say, shithole, third world world. So again,
just I don't know if you remember. They were lawsuits.
One of the designers of the voting machine was from Venezuela.
Speaker 7 (28:00):
There's Venezuelan in design and designology. It's inextricably Venezuelan all around.
But I'm sorry, he knows where the bodies are buried.
So we're we're actually we're arresting him because of his
involvement in election ringing, because that's that'd be interesting. But
also Venezuela rigged the twenty twenty election and then sat
(28:21):
out the twenty twenty four election.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
When the person who would be rigging it, so they
rigged the one when Trump was in office. Huh.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
So that that's I always have trouble with their version
of things where there is a vast conspiracy by the
most powerful people in the country while they're in power.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
Yeah, and I'm shocked I never heard this. You'd just
think Trump would be talking about this if he knew
that Venezuela was behind the twenty twenty election ring. I
thought we heard.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
Stormans is coming. The storm's coming.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
Okay, he can't dim hold everything.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
Yeah, yeah, this is forty four DJs we're looking at.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
Yeah, truly, truly truly so uh yeah right now there
they are really firing on all cylinders to try and
get people to be like to completely lose their critical
thinking skills and be like, what this is bad? This
sounds like a total reversal on policy that you said
would happen, although that's he's in his entire administration is
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that kind of thing.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
But you know, I mean, we should never be surprised
when they attach through just bizarre imagination and leaps of
logic attached the worst things in the world too, Brown people,
that's it. It's the same.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
Yeah, fucking play and you know, you know biological warfare.
When like brown people move here, you're like, what.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
My infant son? And like, dude. Also, the fact using
the word infant to describe your own child is no,
who's like my human son? It's very weird.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
Oh, it's definitely a modifier to try.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
And nearly yeah, yeah, infanct son So bizarre, dude, darling,
bring the infant in. Nobody's ever referred to their own
child as an infant.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
And where's the infant?
Speaker 2 (30:11):
Like, I want to apply affection to our.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
Son, Yeah, my infant? Nearly die, where's my infant? Give
me my infant.
Speaker 2 (30:21):
Also, usually they don't refer to it as a drug
fire because more that's not a thing. That's not really
a thing that's ever been I mean, I guess it
is like.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
Fire. Yeah, but again drug infant son, drug fire. You
gotta put the it's the little modifiers. I give a
little bit more sauce.
Speaker 4 (30:43):
And it's it's the subtext is always you see why
I'm a victim here you get it poor. You know,
Venezuela has been so hard on us. We're victims whaler.
Speaker 2 (30:55):
Oh yes, so wild how powerful they were and we
didn't even realize it.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
Crazy. We'll get to that part because Krisinsky was trying
to warn us.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
He's been warning us all those knowings. He was shooting
at us during the office as Jim, he was trying to.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
Zoom.
Speaker 2 (31:13):
Pam spelled backwards.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
Map.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
What is Villa's Venezuela on a map?
Speaker 1 (31:16):
Map? Thank you?
Speaker 2 (31:19):
He's after Pam. So after Pam sounds like I was
like my grandfather describing the plot of the office.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
PM. Huh, I guess always all right.
Speaker 2 (31:35):
Well, we do, of course want to check in with
the health of Donald Trump. That was the story over
the break that people continue to speculate about. Uh, you know,
how's he doing? What's going on with his hand there?
Speaker 1 (31:50):
Look? Why can he seemed to move right? Yeah? Why
he keeps falling asleep? He is? What?
Speaker 2 (31:59):
Why is he keeping Why does he keep having to
go to the hospital and get full batteries of medical
tests like every couple of weeks?
Speaker 1 (32:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (32:07):
Why is he so strong? How is he so powerful?
Why do they give him cognitive exams like Uh, like
every time he brushes his teeth twice a day, they're
hitting him, hitting him with the is your brain still
working cognitive test? And his explanation that he's created for
(32:30):
himself is that they're giving it because they've never seen anyone.
Speaker 1 (32:33):
Do so good. That's so sad.
Speaker 2 (32:37):
All this is all hater ship. Okay, this is all
hater shit about his health. He's beating the accusations with
a little R and R and a little maverick advice
from his advisors. This is from an article in The Guardian.
Trump said he acted on the advice of his staff
to slow his pace, including spending roughly two weeks at
(33:01):
mar Lago aka the Winter White House over Christmas and
New Year. They have also counseled him to try to
keep his eyes open during public events.
Speaker 4 (33:12):
So you can listen to bullshit he think he's formulating.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
If somebody brings that up again, they're fired. I'm fucking
think I'm cooking. I'm in the lab. I'm in the lab.
Speaker 2 (33:31):
But this is like from a Wall Street Journal interview
about his health, where he just is like, yeah, they've
been They let me take two weeks off, which was
really nice. He sounds like Josh Askin writing Home and Big.
They're really nice to be here. They let me take
two weeks off. They also told me to try to
keep my eyes open during public events, like that doesn't
(33:54):
reflect poorly on your ability to just like be awake.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
Said look more, look more vital. That looks that's a
good one. Be more spry. Yeah. The just the being
counseled to try to keep your eyes open is so funny,
like counseled rather than being like, dude, keep your fucking eyes.
I mean, no one's talking to him like that, but
I imagine you got to keep your fucking eyes open
out there, dude. Yeah, I'm fucking serious, man, this whole
(34:21):
thing is gonna come apart. Okay, you got to keep
your fucking eyes open for the amendment and the amendment
eyes open.
Speaker 2 (34:29):
They love like blame people rising positions of power on
DEI or whatever, and like the reality is, this is
how easy it is for this dude to become president.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
They're like, hey, man, can you just stay awake please?
He's like, I don't think so. Actually, well you think
about it. They they need the vessel of Donald Trump
to be able to like mag a wash and get
the supportive people because Trump says it's happening. The second
Trump is no longer saying what these things are, and
it's it becomes another leader. That's when it's going to
(35:00):
begin to wobble, because he still commands enough attention to
be like we need him. Look because like I've said before,
he's like the elderly. Like if like the kid who
lives with his elderly grandpa, who you go over to
their house because you can get away with doing whatever
because he's up in his room watching TV all day
and his face. What do you guys doing, Oh, we're
just building a car. Okay, you're building a meth lab okay, right?
(35:23):
And yeah, this helps, Like it's like fucking it's like Dave,
you know what I mean. Where they're like, we gotta
have the vessel present to get all this other stuff done.
Except it's not a comedy.
Speaker 2 (35:33):
They have to be looking into a day situation. They
have to be looking to see if they can get
somebody who looks enough like Donald Trump to who is
seventy one unless still has their wits about him. Dude,
they're probably gonna ship in beloved mega actor John Voight
with a wig.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
Yeah, yeah, people believe. They're like, but Voight is so
good as Trump, people will buy it. They're like, but
they know it's John. I just fucking try it. Man, transformational.
We got our back to the wall.
Speaker 2 (36:04):
He's also and this is giving a lot of people concerns,
we'll call them because we're all we all just want
to make sure he's healthy and strong.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
Boy.
Speaker 2 (36:14):
People are concerned about this revelation that he's taking way
more aspirin than his doctor has won him too. So
this is this was always something that I found kind
of interesting, is that like he's probably abusing adderall, but
for most of the eighties and nineties he was just
(36:35):
like abusing sudafed, Like he was taking over the counter
pseudo fed as. Yeah, yeah, just to like use that
as a speed allegedly, but there's pretty good reporting that
suggests that he has been poppin' pseudo feds as like
his way of like instead of like cocaine or any
(36:56):
pep pills. He's like you know how Elvis was like,
I don't do street drugs, but I take like all
the prescription like so like suitcases hockey bags of prescription medication.
Speaker 1 (37:09):
He was formulated in a German lab.
Speaker 2 (37:11):
It's I feel like I feel like Trump is like
one step further where he's like, well, they wouldn't be
able to sell it over the counter if it wasn't safe.
And so in keeping with how he treats suit of fat,
he he's taking so much asteris because he's like, I
want my blood to be like water.
Speaker 1 (37:29):
He said, quote I want quote I want nice thin
blood pouring through my heart. Oh, nice thin blood. I
mean he doesn't listen to fucking anybody. So it is
kind of, we'll say, concerning to hear that he is
that way with doctors as well.
Speaker 2 (37:49):
And in his defense, he is in such terrible shape
that his blood hurts.
Speaker 1 (37:54):
So O, make it smoother, make it thinner. It's it's
too thick. Thin it out. This is also this from CNN,
just talking about generally the use of aspirin. Quote. Aspirin
used to be widely prescribed as a preventative for cardiovascular disease,
but that is shifted. In twenty nineteen, medical experts advised
against routine aspirin use unless a person as a heart
condition or other health risk, citing the heightened risk of
(38:16):
internal bleeding. When they do recommend that Yeah, I can't
see it in.
Speaker 2 (38:21):
Blood pouring all over the inside of my body.
Speaker 1 (38:23):
Yeah. When they do recommend preventive aspirin, doctors typically advise
an eighty one milligram dose. Trump told the journal that
he takes three hundred and twenty five milligrams retos about
four times as much. Okay, this is from another doctor
talking about the use of aspirin. Quote. Typically speaking, we
(38:45):
do not recommend the full dose aspirin. The full DROs
aspirin has a lot more risk factors associated with it,
and for the most part, those are GI risk factors.
People who take full dose aspirin are more prone to
having GI bleeding, especially if they have ulcers and things
like that.
Speaker 2 (38:59):
And so bleeding would be associated with like easy bruising, right,
which is what we're kind of seeing with his hand,
like all all the stuff where he's having to like
wear loads of makeup on random spots on his hand,
where he's like just shook three people's hands today, and
damn it if my hands aren't covered in bruises.
Speaker 1 (39:19):
But then remember if you over the break, it switched
to his left hand. Yeah, and people were like, so
what is it now?
Speaker 2 (39:25):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (39:25):
Ucci? Wally or is it one mic? Is it these
handshakes or you? Is it the circulation is diet?
Speaker 2 (39:32):
Yeah, I don't know, couldn't couldn't be circulation. I've got
the thinnest blood in Washington, DC. Yeah, capwater, my ship
is thinner than peak. Kate Moss maam, he must have left.
Speaker 1 (39:45):
Kate Moss.
Speaker 2 (39:46):
They called that heroine to a certain age. She was
all right that that is a while.
Speaker 1 (39:52):
Wait, why are you saying that people were like doctors
are wildly speculating on the internet, Like, yeah, there's.
Speaker 2 (39:57):
There are people who have like created cottage industry of
being like, I'm a doctor, this is what his health
is looking like. I have not checked their medical credentials.
There is one who is suddenly gaining a lot of
attention who's like, motherfucker's got three months tops, he's looks bad,
showing all the signs that he's on his last legs.
(40:19):
I just man. Our next icon has me researching a
lot about like death conspiracies and like when people react
poorly to somebody's death, And I can't imagine what is
going to happen when he finally passes on the like
with his with his followers, they are not going to
(40:41):
believe like he could like slip and fall off a
building in front of everybody while saying whoops into a microphone.
Who's There would be so many conspiracy theories before he
hit the fucking ground, you know, like it's it's wild
so avau.
Speaker 1 (41:00):
Old p s White House oppression. Yeah, there's a whole thing,
we got it.
Speaker 2 (41:04):
I was trying to tell us, just trying to tell
us they created conspiracy theories when they didn't kill him,
when the when the shot missed right anyways, Uh, let's
say a quick break and we'll be right back into
(41:28):
her back and hey, we were just talking pressed Ege
TV the over the break break. Yeah, my favorite, I
think everyone's favorite Prestige TV shows are all on Amazon Prime.
Speaker 1 (41:44):
Yeah right.
Speaker 2 (41:46):
They made that billion dollar Lord of the Rings thing,
the like three people made it all the way to
the end of.
Speaker 1 (41:51):
Oh I fucking forgot.
Speaker 2 (41:54):
I taped it on VHS. That's how much I Oh wow,
good good, Yeah, I want to rewatch it, and then
buried the tapes in your backyard. But another Amazon Prime
Presty's TV show that that basically doesn't exist is John
Krasinski as Jack Ryan inheriting the role of Harrison Ford,
(42:19):
and I for forgot that this show ever happened, but
I do remember this happening at the time that I
think we covered it in our story about how John
Krasinski is a fucking op who is just like openly
stands the CIA. When he played the role of Jack Ryan,
(42:42):
he did a bunch of interviews just being like basically
recreating the Jack Nicholson scene from a few good men.
Speaker 1 (42:48):
Being like, you want them on that wall, you need
them on that wall.
Speaker 2 (42:52):
So, not long after the attack on Venezuela, a clip
from that show of John Zinski addressing a classroom of
students in the show the viral, in which he argues
that the most major threat to the US it is
not Russia, it's not North Korea. Oh you thought it
(43:14):
was North Korea. That's it's Winnie the fucking Venezuela. So
he's like, who what do you think?
Speaker 1 (43:25):
Who do you think the biggest dangers to the United States?
Speaker 2 (43:28):
And they're all like, Russia, Korea, get your head in
the game, children, all of you, that's what the mainstream
media wants you to believe. And then he lists off
a bunch of reasons why Venezuela is the main strategic
risk to the United States. In the monologue, he says
(43:51):
that it's a failed state that's within a thirty minute
range from the US of next gen nuclear missiles.
Speaker 1 (43:59):
Oh yeah, so that's a threat. Yeah, that that's the
thing that is in We can bomb them in thirty minutes.
Do they have are they armed with nuclear weapons? Also?
Failed state? How are you gonna mention? How like crippling
sanctions or economic warfare being waged?
Speaker 2 (44:17):
They they've been crippled by an unsubtle Maduro surrogate president Nicholas.
Speaker 1 (44:24):
Oh still named Nicholas though, okay, for sure.
Speaker 4 (44:31):
What happened is like Trump fell asleep watching Fox Fox
News and then accidentally woke up to this and because
Fox News is indistinguishable from a mediocre action plot, was
like this is this is I guess this is a
new uh uh whatever program where John Krazinski tells me
what what politics are.
Speaker 1 (44:50):
Right, Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2 (44:51):
He also says, and this for some reason makes them
a threat. He says the country is the largest oil
reserves on the planet, which I didn't really that's wild. Congratulations, Venezuela,
You've won an invasion. And also he says, and more
gold deposits than all the countries in Africa combined, which
is not proven, but that is how colonial powers used
(45:15):
to get people to invade, like places in the Americas.
They would be like, they've got more gold.
Speaker 8 (45:21):
There's gold. Is the city of gold in there. El
Dorado's got to be in all right, you're gonna put
your worst fucking people on a boat and send them over,
now right. That's wild that that's among his reasons why
they're a threat. You're here's so much good stuff that
(45:41):
we want exactly like, Yo, she a threat, bro. You
see her beautiful hair, ship, bro, you see that waist,
a hip ratio, fam and legs that don't quit. Oh,
she's trouble. And you're like, what are you airy? You're
coveting your neighbor's wife right now?
Speaker 1 (45:56):
What is this? What are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (45:59):
He then just ribes a fictional Venezuelan president who rose
to power on a wave of nationalist pride like that
is the worst thing that can possibly happen and has
crippled the national economy by half. By the way, we
crippled the Venezuelan economy by making sure that they're not
allowed to do business anywhere. No no, Jack, it was
(46:23):
it was Bernie Sanders and hip socialist hippie. It was
probably all right, It was probably like mostly Bernie Sands.
Speaker 1 (46:29):
Yeah. Yeah, Now we're back on track. Now we're back
on track. Now we're back on track.
Speaker 2 (46:35):
People have pointed out that in reality, intercontinental ballistic missiles
launch from China or Russia at the US would land
within a thirty minute timeframe. And those are countries that
have next gen intercontinental.
Speaker 1 (46:50):
They got five nuclear missiles. Yeah, oh you guys, stall
have lte wait go.
Speaker 2 (46:57):
The whole second season is basically about Venezuela, and in
the finale, Jack Ryan, in a squad of CIA operatives
literally fly a helicopter into the presidential palace, murder a
bunch of guards. Check check. These are all things that happened.
And then just when Jack Ryan is about to shoot
the president in the head, one of his fellow agents
(47:18):
convinces him not to do it because they lack the authority. Uh,
which time to start thinking about authority? Is that right now? Okay, okay, no, Jack.
Speaker 1 (47:30):
We don't. It's as well I told you we don't
have the authority. Oh damn it, we don't.
Speaker 2 (47:36):
You have the scene right here let him go. No
fucking way. I told you we don't have the authority.
You win this round, You win this round and down
Jack Ryan.
Speaker 1 (47:49):
What the fuck? This is so fucking disturbing, Just like this,
all like this is the media always does this, you
know what I mean, and especially in films, because that's
that's like the first point of attack for this kind
of propaganda. It's just like you flatten an entire nation
and it's people into a one dimensional bad guy, and
you know, and well, and then you go the sort
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of logic of, oh, well, the CIA says they're bad.
I guess I'm going to put out of my mind
the millions of people that live there, and how you
fuck all to do with anything the government millions.
Speaker 2 (48:18):
Of dollars that the government and you know, their business
associates stands to make the same extremely wealthy power structure
of people that is currently being protected by the withholding
of the Stein documents.
Speaker 4 (48:32):
Yeah, and beautiful strong white John's Krasinski comes in on
a helicopter. I can't wait till fucking next week when
Trump's like, do yakatoll me building is under attack. We
got to send in all the national get.
Speaker 1 (48:43):
Me Clane get me the clan I need him. That's
just so just so wild, the idea that it's like
the whole idea with Jack Ryan is trying to pay
this like benevolent United States of Like, man, I could
have fucking topped your ass right here, but I am
sort of a higher power, so I won't. And I'm
a good guy even though I just came in here
(49:04):
and marked half the fucking people in this building. Don't
worry about me, and I'm saying absolute lies on here.
Speaker 2 (49:10):
You know who played Jack Ryan and didn't turn into
like a Cia Shill Harrison Ford he played. He played
Jack Ryan much better and is just a pothead with.
Speaker 1 (49:20):
Now that's how you play the man, because he was
so goofy in like c in Present Danger and or
what's the other one, uh, Patriot Games like where he
was just sort of like truly like an hand list,
you know, like this the whole point. Yeah, he's like,
I'm mixed up in this crap. Yeah here you are
(49:42):
getting fucking I'm just good At Columbia.
Speaker 2 (49:44):
I sit at a desk usually. That's why when I
try and throw a punch, I fall over forward and
my jacket flies up over my back dang it.
Speaker 1 (49:52):
I always think about that scene in Clear and President
Danger and he's running from the explosion, so goofy, like
when the suburban gets hit with a rocket and he's
like h and his like sleeves all messed up as
a kid. I couldn't shake that. I'm like, bro, you
look awkward as fun.
Speaker 2 (50:05):
He's great. We've talked about Leonardo DiCaprio and his tooth acting.
He's great at rumpled jacket acting. And Harrison Ford, you know,
he's always doing great work with a nice rumpled jacket.
Speaker 1 (50:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (50:18):
I need, yeah, I need way more of these action
stars on like a ton of edibles all the time,
to mellow them out and get look a little more
frumpy and a little bit a little more relatable, you.
Speaker 1 (50:27):
Know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (50:28):
Oh yeah, the there's a great anecdote about Harrison Ford
where there was like one day when he was on
the set of one of the Indiana Jones is or
I think it was Indiana Jones, Well maybe it was
one of the Star Wars is. But he had to
go to set and he had run out of rolling papers,
and so he like and like he couldn't do do
(50:52):
his job high or not high like that was not
an option. So he like pulled up to the limo
that was like waiting to take him to set with
like a saucepan with a lid on it, and then
he like got in and like lifted the lid and
just all the smoke billow out and he just lit
the weed on fire in a saucepan some like goblet.
Speaker 4 (51:17):
It's like if in Star Wars he used one of
the lightsabers to like light a bong.
Speaker 1 (51:22):
Yeah right, right right, it's like one of those car
one of those car like seventies car cigarette lighters. Yeah right,
just get the hot tip end to it. It's just
I mean, the listeners aren't going to be able to
see it. But this is just that part where like
the suburban gets hit by a rocket and it's it's
peek Harrison Ford not being like get out of their
(51:44):
Harrison Wort, Oh here comes, get your man's out of there,
come on, oh oh Just it's like he was trying
to hold his sleeve or something. He does his move
and I'm like, bro, yeah, but you know what, that's
that's hot meat. As a kid. The CIA is not
fucking yeah.
Speaker 4 (52:01):
And I don't need them to be I don't need
any of these people ever to be cool.
Speaker 1 (52:06):
Ever, we don't need the assassins of the Empire to be.
Speaker 2 (52:10):
Because you're not. You're not, guess what, you're in power.
That's not cool. You get you get to be in power.
That's enough. You don't also get to be fucking cool.
Speaker 1 (52:17):
That's for cool. You know, it's cool lighting a fucking
bong with a lightsaber. That's work on that, work on
that ship.
Speaker 2 (52:24):
The the Jack Ryan John Krazinski version claimed the credit
in the credits that the CIA has not approved or
endorsed the content of the show, even though the production
clearly collaborated with the agency. They were allowed to film
at the actual CIA headquarters, which is a telltale sign.
(52:45):
It's like, you know, Top Top Gun wasn't getting those
fucking aircraft carriers if they had a subversive message. No, yeah,
and they got to I mean CIA headquarter. Nobody knows
what the fuck that looks like. You could easily recreate that,
but they were like, no, sir, we would like to
film there. Script sir, Yeah, yeah, very good, Yes, thank you.
Speaker 1 (53:04):
They had nothing to do with this because obviously filming
at the CIA headquarters, it's like open anyone that you
should an independent film in there. Dude, they don't even
charge you anything like this. Really cool. Yea, they have
a nice black box theater in there.
Speaker 2 (53:16):
Yeahs understand what that blacked that blacked out room was.
Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah different dark sight. I
thought I thought it was a black box theater. Hey,
you guys like guns n' roses? Huh they're that blaring
through the place. Well more, such a pleasure having you
as well.
Speaker 1 (53:32):
Yeah, yeah, thanks.
Speaker 4 (53:33):
Dude's happy twenty twenty six everybody.
Speaker 2 (53:37):
And it's gonna be a happy one. We stand by
our prediction. This is this year is gonna fucking rule.
Hell yeah, is there or where can people find you?
Speaker 1 (53:46):
Follow you? See you all the good stuff? Yeah? Thanks.
Speaker 2 (53:49):
Uh. I'm doing stand up Tuesday, which would be tonight
at Flappers.
Speaker 1 (53:54):
I'm doing that.
Speaker 4 (53:55):
Yeah, I'm doing stand up in San Diego Friday and
Saturday at Comedy Heights.
Speaker 2 (53:59):
Come out there. If you haven't to live out there,
come see. It'll be a fun show. And uh yeah,
our podcast with my wife Ashley Burke just called Rebrand
and I'm at mort Burke. I'm putting up sketches and
stuff on Instagram. Okay, rebrand amazing. Is there a work
of media that you've been enjoying? Uh?
Speaker 4 (54:20):
Yeah, you know as the skateboarding LEAs out of the show.
I really like this new Jordan Trehon part that just
came out with Theories of Atlantis.
Speaker 2 (54:30):
Go check it out.
Speaker 1 (54:31):
It's sick.
Speaker 4 (54:32):
He's a he floats, this guy like a fuckingol. He's
like a tall, powerful humming bird.
Speaker 1 (54:40):
We love we love hummingbirds around here.
Speaker 2 (54:42):
We love powerful humming birds. Humming bad. That's amazing And
this is just a this is a like you just
look it up on YouTube and there will be a
bunch of clips of him being awesome.
Speaker 4 (54:54):
Yeah, yeah, Jordan Trehon, Yeah, Theories of Atlantis. I figure,
what's there's a name for the part, maybe dial tone
or something.
Speaker 1 (55:00):
I think it's sick. Nice Miles.
Speaker 2 (55:02):
Where can people find you as their working media you've
been enjoying?
Speaker 1 (55:05):
Uh, find me everywhere at Miles of Gray. More importantly,
come check out the new football podcast And by football
I mean soccer, uh called Footy with Jamel Johnson and
Chris Martin out of cold Play. I'll say that every
time where we're just talking shit about our favorite sport,
the English Premier League and European Soccer at large. It's
(55:27):
super fun. We're like on our fourth episode that's about
to come out, so just come check it out. You know,
see if you like the vibes. If not, don't worry
about it.
Speaker 2 (55:34):
You know, Chris is a great stand up dude.
Speaker 1 (55:36):
He's a great guy and also an arsenal fan. When
we were coming up with this show, I was like, okay,
I need to I need a collection of the most
interesting arsenal fan So I got Jamel Johnson representing DC
Virginia and Chris Martin representing Like I needed an actual
English person to legitimize our bullshit, and that's what Chris does,
being an English.
Speaker 2 (55:55):
Super goddamn British.
Speaker 1 (55:56):
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 2 (55:58):
And have you guys figured out if if it's footy yet?
Speaker 1 (56:02):
Not yet? Okay, so we're still figuring it out, man,
still figuring out The second we do the show's over,
so we're gonna off. It's like it's like Jim chasing
Pam all the time. You know, we're just chasing is it,
is it footy or not?
Speaker 2 (56:15):
You can find me on Twitter at Jack Underscore Brian
Blue Sky Jack ob the number one uh Instagram Jack underscore. Oh, underscore, Brian,
try and keep it as as different as possible. You
know you like to tweet from a couple from Ross Sayers.
He tweeted, Hi mate, I'm a street photographer and I
(56:36):
love your look. Can I take some pics of you?
Speaker 1 (56:38):
Great?
Speaker 2 (56:38):
Yeah, you can look me up on Insta. I'm losers
getting their steps in all one and then yells, oh well.
The thing is, when I said we would circle back
to this in the new year, you have to understand
that I genuinely thought that this day would never come.
I thought holiday forever, experience experience a little bit of
(57:00):
that right now. You can find us on Twitter and
Blue Sky at daily Zeikeeist per indeed daily Zeicheist on Instagram.
You can go to the description of this episode wherever
you're listening to it, and there at the bottom you
will find the footnotes, which is where we link off
to the information that we talked about in today's episode.
We also link off to a song that we think
you might enjoy. Hey, Miles, is there a song that
(57:21):
you think people might Oh?
Speaker 1 (57:23):
Yeah, your old millennial uncle just just heard what the
youth they're listening to, and I kind of like it.
I talked about it. This was my my overrated when
I wrongly said that music conspiracy theories were like not
as great as they were in my age and we
as I just talked, I'm from the worst era ever
(57:44):
of humanity. But there's this rapper from Liverpool named sd
Kid who people thought was Timothy Shallomet. It's not Timothy Shallome.
It's a guy from Liverpool. We just don't know who
he is exactly. The judgment. Yeah, the track is called
four Raws and for me it's like one of those
just earworm tracks because his accent is like I want
to sip Hendycipinal Babin and you're like Bourbon he said, Babin,
(58:08):
I'm in the Baban. I got four lads in the
Jamin uh okay. I just love the accent and the
beat is pretty fucking heavy. So this is four Raws
by S D Kid E S D E E K
I D.
Speaker 2 (58:21):
All Right, we will link off to that in the
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Speaker 1 (58:39):
By The Daily Zeit Guys is executive produced by Catherine Law.
Speaker 2 (58:43):
Co produced by Bee Wang.
Speaker 1 (58:46):
Co produced by Victor Wright, co written by J M McNabb,
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I slogged through Stranger Things over there talking about we
were talking about but yeah, I was Stranger Things is
worse than Plury Stranger Things, I was. I was getting
angry at my wife about it. Yeah, She's like, oh,
I like, for sure, what the fuck is this ship?
(00:29):
But that ship was bad. That was here when she
wasn't even watching it. Yeah, she was because she was
the driving force. And I was like, dude, I'm off this,
and she's like, but we already watched, like we've seen
everything up until this point. I'm like, fine, and it
was just I don't know, man.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
I people hated the ending. I know, yeah, didn't end.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Yeah, it's over whole epilogue and everything. I think also
seeing when them as kids, like because they would flash
back to the first season, I'm like, oh, that's this
is why the show was so good, because there was
about these kids. And then I think I realized, I'm like,
you guys kept coming back to the well and they
got older and older and older, that it really lost
to the sort of magic of like these little kids
(01:09):
figuring out something much bigger than they were, and I
think that was like that. I think I was sort
of like, God, there was. The show was so good,
and then they became old teenagers and shit, and I
just don't even think that ship is interesting anymore.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
It's like all like all that Mystery buckshit too. It
was just like, well, like once you find out what
the answer actually is.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
It's just like, oh, yeah, I was like, what.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
The first season was cool and they cut that kid
open and he was like a pillow on the inside.
I was like, yeah, that's good.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
But then yeah, it's all just like demo Gorgans.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Is it a mind flavor or a demo Gorgan? I
don't know who's in charge.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Goddamn, Hello the Internet, and welcome to season four to
twenty Man.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Episode two of the Guys.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Dude, get the cough in. It gets you even a
higher dude. Coffee, harder dog. Yeah, dude, dude, here, spray
this osium on your Stepmom won't even know.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Blow into this tube with float into the toilet, dude,
the use of dryer sheets clean.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Up the smell of pot smoke.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Is production of iHeart Radios, the podcast we take Deep
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Speaker 1 (02:37):
We also have a new weekly history.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Version of the show dropping each Monday Morning where we
deep dive into a different icon. We've done this Piggy
arm Choyzenegger. We covered Santa very controversial for the before
the Christmas. You can look for those episodes on Mondays.
Our next one will be coming out this upcoming Monday.
But right now it is Tuesday, January.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Sixth, twenty six, when the patriots fucking did something.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Thank you. It's also National Cuddle Up Day. It looks
like you just cuddle up with a pet. Maybe that's
what they were up to down there. Maybe just National
Cuddle Update. National Technology Day. That doesn't sound good at
all anymore to hear National talenty, No fucking way. It's
also National shortbread Day U and also shout out the
(03:28):
lagoons because it's National Bean Day. What's your favorite bean?
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Man? I hate so many black eyed peas.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
But what are you guys doing to celebrate January Me?
Speaker 1 (03:40):
I'm gonna trom the capitol.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
Yeah yeah, I got my horns, I got my horn
stone and my apology ready.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Yeah, I'm gonna ever be like the way there's Civil
warrying actors, there will ever be January sixth reet actors.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
I don't know. It's God it's so hardend like a library.
It'll probably be like yeah, in some I guess not
all alternate universe. Like if this regime just runs this
whole country in the ground for decades to come, that
probably will be a things. I mean that was you know,
that was a turning port. Yeah we stormed.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Well, you know, like this regime will go down in
history and be like looked down upon it.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
I have to hope.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
And then yeah, the like the way that people are
about the Confederates, they'll they'll be about the jan six.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
But see, like the reason people cling to the Confederacy
still too, A lot of it has to do with
like General Sherman absolutely destroying the South and like that
anger still being there for generations. Will where is our
General Sherman? You know, I we we need one. Where's
our William Tacums to Sherman.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
I just think we gotta we gotta let it ride,
you know.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
My name is Jack O'Brien aka Jizz Jaws Jackal sauce
uh courtesy Wacaroni of The Discord Hard at work over
the break giving me a personalized version in the Chriss
Cross Apple Sauce for me a guy who likes jaws
and jizz.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
I guess like.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
If doctor SEUs was a high school bully, right, why
don't you sit down jizz jaws jackal sauce style.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Remember that that was that tweet. It's like criss Cross
Apple Sauce might be the greatest rebranding of a Oh
ever they nailed that one.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Yeah, that's it, like so much like that's an example
of where they like did something woke and absolutely fucking
pulled up from the logo and nailed it. It's so
often like their version of like, we're gonna do something
to acknowledge that there are people of color in this country,
and that will be them getting a photo up with
(05:45):
a football coach at halftime of the football game for
fifteen seconds that just interrupts the game and makes people annoyed.
And it's like, yeah, or you could do you can
like try and make it good so that people don't
resent it. I don't know, maybe maybe that's an idea.
Hire the people who came up with Crisscross Apple Sauce,
(06:06):
is what I say. Uh, I'm thrilled to be joined
as always buy my co host mister Miles.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Grass Miles Gray back from his digital hibernation. It's good
to see everybody shout out, uh some zeygang I ran
into on the streets. That was a wonderful mom At
the butcher shop, bro, we were fucking. I was out
the butcher shop. Yo, I walked in. I think your
name is Cyrus. Forgive me if I've I misremembered your name.
(06:33):
My my fellow's I gang member. But I came in
and somebody politically, hey, Miles Gray, and I said, yeah,
Like I heard your voice, dude, and I thought you
were in the store, and I was. I felt I
felt touched, and then everybody was like, who the fuck
is this guy? He smells. I had a like st
break regret, look for him. I look, if I'm going
to be totally transparent, I do wear a shirt that
(06:55):
says I'm Miles Gray from the product. Ask me about it,
and then on the back there's a QR code.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
You can stand it's really me.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Hey, the Lord and Lancersham the showgun with no gun,
the proud gunner sitting top of the table because arsenals wow.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
That Usually usually I check in on arsenal it's not
so hot, But this time I was very happy.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
I was like, we've been at the top of the
table during this period. This is like now the fifth time,
and we've never gone on to win the week. Come on, boys,
let's do it.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
As a seventy six ers fan, I see you. Yeah,
I'm behind you.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
I have the same thing where it's like it's just
we're gonna go out. They're just yeah, I'm ashamed of
myself supporting them, uh miles.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
We're sure to be joined in our third seat by
a very funny comedian, actor, writer, improviser. One of our
favorite guests this podcast is Rebrand. He's got a very
funny special called Spiritually Filthy up on YouTube.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
He just pulled Jammed into the zoom.
Speaker 4 (08:07):
It's more more, let's have you beautiful geniuses. I've started
referring to my wife as part of the Zeitgang, and
she's like.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
I don't think.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
I mean I I don't like me.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
I kind of I have other fandoms I like to
acknowledge first, probably.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
Yeah, you're not number one.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
I tried to vary it up from a nose grind
with with a with pole jam, like yeah, pole jam
is a is a.
Speaker 4 (08:35):
Yeah, it sounds both like very sexually suggestive and also powerful.
It's so yeah on what's called a Philly bar because
those came out of Philadelphia because people would those, They
would back their cars into the bars to slant them
so people could fifty up off them and stuff.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Oh that's what you did to just get into the zoom. Yeah,
that's how I get in renolations. Yeah. More it is,
of course their skateboarding correspondent, our special skateboarding correspondent.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Yeah, skateboarding pastor.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Have you heard the good news Jesus inspired kickflip?
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Oh? Man, what do you think the skateboarding pastor would
think of like the christ air move? They love it?
You think they would do that, or they owed something
else they'd like, we don't want to say it, so
we call it like this a savior grab.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Oh. Like they're pretty I feel like they're pretty uh
good with just invoking Christ at anything, comparing anything.
Speaker 4 (09:31):
You know, they're desperate for Christianity to be cool. Jesus
is a lot like Chupac And you're like, I don't
think right right?
Speaker 1 (09:39):
I was that a white elephant? And we got like
a Jesus plushy that you could either put in the
freezer or in a microwave as like a heating pad,
and it's like very comedic. And we brought it back
and the geist child saw it and was like, oh,
it's a toy for me. And I'm like, what the
fuck am I going to say about this ship? So
we call it Jesse. I'm Jesse. He's like that a
(10:00):
Jesse doll and he's like, oh, Jesse doll. And then
we were at another place and he saw Jesus somewhere
He's like, is Jesse. I'm like, yeah, it is Jesse.
Nickname Jesse. You know there are jes Like, it's a
lot of pressure being me. Can we just go by
Jesse or Jess? Dude? Man? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (10:21):
How how like sort of realistic? Looking at this doll?
Is it kind of cartoony or it's like cartoonish?
Speaker 1 (10:25):
It looks like the Buddy Christ from Dogma basically where
this stigmatic go. It's little hearts on the poms like
so there, it has like a red sash. It's very
cartoon It's like in.
Speaker 4 (10:38):
That Simpsons episode with Homer he's on acid or something
and he's shaving and he cuts his face, but a
rainbow spouts out.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
It's like instead of his heart. Yeah, exact more. We're
thrilled to have you here. We're gonna get to know
you a little bit better in a moment. You are
our first guest of the year twenty twenty six honor,
which we're we have a good feeling about. We haven't
asked you yet, but I feel like this is going
to be a good one just based on how it's
kicking on. Seems like bringing some good momentum or nose
(11:08):
grinding some good momentum into this. I'm overdoing it.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
I apologize.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
All right, We'll get to know you, but look bittle
lit better in a moment.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
First couple of things we're talking about.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
We're going to talk about how Donald Trump chose who
is going to run Venezuela. Yes, we petty and vidictive
as you would expect, I'm assuming as Papa John.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Shockingly not, it is Shack. They did.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
They considered Papa John and then went with Shack the
same way that Papa John's did. Like we're going to
talk about the fact that Venezuela rigged the twenty twenty election.
They're trying out different every again. They're just trying different
things out, different explanations for why they're in there, and
then we will of course check in with our dear
leader's health because there were some questions circulating over the market.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Strong.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
May he stay as strong as he always has been,
as can not go out like Stan Sharayah.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
May may he go against his mortal doctor's recommendations to
find the higher medical truth only granted to him as
a conduit of god salvation.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
Thank you, as as he has been apparently for the
entirety of his adult life. So well, we'll talk about that.
You guys, remember who Stan is no.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
During COVID.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
When he got COVID, his friend Stan Shara had just
passed away, and he was like, I just I don't
want to go out like Stan Sharad. So I feel
like that's the Marley or whoever, the ghost chain rattling ghosts,
Marley and Marley, Marley and Marley.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
And me, the muppets. We're going to talk.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
About, uh more Venezuela stuff we can't get enough. John Krasinski,
longtime c i AP, who's always just being like, guys,
you know what, you don't understand how bad it would
be for you without the c i A. He's like
literally said in interviews but we're gonna talk about one
of his I don't know why we even need to
(13:05):
summarize it. It's one of the Jack Ryan shows that
he did that we all watched on Amazon Prime obviously,
and that basically laid the entire groundwork and justification for
invading Venezuela.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Yeah, in the most one dimensional way, just similar to
how this administration is. Yeah, it's not complex at all.
We're going to flatten it to a one dimensional issue
and then manufacture pig.
Speaker 4 (13:29):
Yeah, it's good guys and bad guys. We have we
a good guy day bad guy. We good guy day
bad guy. So we'll talk about that plenty more. But
first more, we do like to ask our guest, what
is something from your search history that's revealing about who
you are?
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Guys?
Speaker 4 (13:44):
I have two that I think really illustrate who I
am in moderately embarrassing ways. First one chakra realignment exercises,
because you guys know how it is when you're sacrels
a little bit of odd of balance. You've been you've
been you haven't been doing your yoga as much because
the holidays and stuff.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
You guys get it. Hell yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
And then the second one is images of stacks of
cash for my vision board.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Wait, you even added for my vision board? No specific
like first for my vision board.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
I need the ones that have magic on them for
vision boards.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Yeah yeah, yeah, I gotta go. Oh that's your problem.
That's that's not a vision board specific image you put
on there.
Speaker 4 (14:28):
Well, we have to scort it, guys, because now I've
exposed it to you and all the listeners and stuff.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
So everybody, really I need you guys to believe.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
Don't make fun of This is called manifesting. Yeah, everybody
needs to look it up.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
Yo.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Man.
Speaker 4 (14:40):
Speaking of twenty twenty six and being the skateboard correspondent,
my Grail T shirt today I found out it is
on eBay.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
Nobody buy it.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
I'm not going to say what it is, but it's
the exact amount of money I have on gift leftover
on gift cards. If that isn't manifesting.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
Wow, I don't know. Wow.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
Well, may your chakras be aligned, May your stacks of
cash be not gooled, but actually physically manifesting themselves.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
What is something you think is underrated?
Speaker 2 (15:06):
You know they say romance is dead you guys.
Speaker 4 (15:09):
And I agree, because what is underrated? Is the thing
that no one's doing anymore, which is where when men
would very romantically kiss women from like their hands all
the way up to their biceps and back down.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
They don't like that anymore. No, consensually, we need to
bring that back. You think the girls don't like it.
I think they're. I think they're they're like, where did
that go?
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Yeah you're talking Pyle, Yeah you're talking Gomez Adams.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Yeah, I'm talking about peak Raul Julia. Yeah, is there
anything more romantic.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
Rather than yeah, you're just like, I'm just gonna kiss
closer to the thing I ultimately want. Is that cool?
Speaker 2 (15:52):
I'm not gonna say start down here, man, so many
smooth smooches.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
That guy was average and an average dang bro. I
just realized, I'm gonna have to tell her, majesty, we
got we got work to do. I'm been loving you
the right way, loving you. Yeah. I think I think
you're right about that.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
I think I think that's a good you know, a
good move that I'm gonna try. I mean, yeah, yeah,
when you're when your love life really explains.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
She didn't like I got chapstick all over her clothes.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Yeah, she's gonna at first she's gonna be like, what,
I hate this, and then it's she's the animal lust between.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
You will be on denial, undeniable.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Yeah, it's actually big, messy swirls of vasileine around my
mouth because I've got real dry lips.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
Yeah, I just wanted to I wanted every to be pleasant.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
What is something more that you think is overrated?
Speaker 4 (16:54):
All right, Look this is not a hot take on
this podcast, but I have a reason for it.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
Specifically, I'm saying AI, here's the thing.
Speaker 4 (17:01):
Everybody's acting like AI is gonna They're said it's gonna
replace all artists. I think the only thing it would
replace is nineties shock rock videos like Marilyn Manson and stuff,
because the only art in every single create it's trying
to make the most beautiful stuff it can, and it's like,
watch this baby transform into a rat with a snake
body and human arms.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
It's the only stuff it creates. It's like pure nightmare.
Speaker 4 (17:25):
And I think that's because some part in us recognizes
that something in something there does not have a soul.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
Yeah, yeah, for sure, for sure. It's I mean because
like there are videos that are purely like I'll come
across it on like Instagram or something where it's purely
just some violent transfer transformation of like a person on
the street who's like a human then like a bloody
blob a dolphin, and you're like, what the fuck, it's
so crazy.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
My friend shout out to my buddy Jeff. He was
saying this another he heard this. Somebody, what's up to je?
Speaker 4 (17:57):
Keep it a mononymous, but he was like a friend
Mine was like, it's like when the microwave came out,
everybody thought it was gonna replace stoves, but it's just
like a little tool.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
You know.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, microwave, microwave popcorn.
Speaker 4 (18:14):
So you can everybody, you can stop investing trillions because
I just I just pilrid.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
A certain point, we're going to realize it's only good
for like three things. Yeah, yeah, soup, popcorn, and pasta.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
I think it does a pretty good job with pasta.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
Yeah, let's uh, let's take a quick break, come back
and we'll talk about the news. And we're back and uh,
we we gotta figure out now that now that it's
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been a clean changeover and the Trouble administration came in
and illegally kidnapped the leader of VENs and his life,
no measure, no outcry, flawless, flawless, no notes. People are like,
so you you clearly have a successor lined up, yes, sir.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
Yeah, right, you thought about this and will it be?
What are we hearing? What are we hearing?
Speaker 2 (19:17):
No?
Speaker 1 (19:18):
I mean the loudest voice is Marco Rubio. But then
people are like, he's kind of got his hands full
with like all the regime change shit happening, So maybe
we'll kick it down to teenage mutant Ninja Gerbels himself,
Stephen Miller, who seems to love to be the puppet
master of human life, so very charismatic.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
So yeah, a good choice of a leader for democratically.
Yeah but even.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
Then, but even then, that's not that's not even a
thing that there they can even really get behind. It
sounds the most actual, the most sort of consistent reporting
you here, is that they don't know what they're doing
at all. So the basic look, Jack the dog ho
the car again, and there is no real strategy post
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Moduro kidnapping.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
They're just saying me that the decision he made because
he thought that the guy dancing was annoying wasn't fully
thought through.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. They just and now just to
say things like, well, now we're gonna run it. But
Moduro's allies are still in power. They aren't bowing to Trump.
So what do you what do you mean by quote
unquote run a country? Like remotely? How do you do
any of this? It's just a sentiment, you know what
I mean. Un He's made like the guy run it now,
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because that's how easy it works. It's like playing football manager.
You just signed to the new club now, and now
I run that one. It's that easy.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
Yeah. You like you sit in an office and you're
kind of mean to people on the phone. That's how
you run that.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
But diet Coke right. People again, for the complexity of
an entire government, they're just saying we run it, and
then like the you know, most of the media is like,
oh okay, so then we're going to run it. But
here's the thing. One person that absolutely will not be
running things is Nobel Peace Prize winner Maria Carina Machado.
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So despite her streak of imperial boot licking, you know,
like she's always like, oh my god, the US is great,
Israel can do nothing wrong. Please, like everything was fine.
I love it. She did not impress Trump, and I
wonder why, you know, because she's down. She's said she's
clearly down to do whatever the US wants. Bow Wait,
it couldn't be. Then he won the Nobel Peace Prize, right, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
That was the one that he was like kind of kind.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
Of yeah, he was really into. Trump has said about her,
quote it'd be very tough for her to be the leader,
saying that she doesn't have the support or the respect
within the country. This article goes on from the Washington
Post quote two people close to the White House said
the President's lack of interest in boosting Machado, despite her
recent efforts to flatter Trump, sem from her decision to
accept the Nobel Peace Prize, an award the President has
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openly covened it, although Machado ultimately said she was dedicating
the award to Trump. Her acceptance of the prize yeah, yeah, yeah,
her acceptance of the prize was quote an ultimate sin,
said one of the people. Quote. If she had turned
it down and said I can't accept it because it's
Donald Trump's, she'd be the president of Venezuela today. Ah,
you could have been president of this mockery of a
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regime change.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
Let's be reported in the Washington Post. Yeah, who are
like basically captured, like they knew about the attack before.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
Well, yeah, do you.
Speaker 4 (22:26):
Think do you think that he thinks that he mishurd
it and he thinks it's the Nobel Beef Prize and
it's you get like thirty big Max, maybe.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
Like why that's a really good question more, you know,
fast prize. I'm just trying to figure out why he
wants it.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
Right right right to heaven.
Speaker 5 (22:44):
Yeah, dude, he's he's not knock knocking all around at all,
and he is absolutely I mean, the amount of like
mortality topics that pop into his mind is definitely.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
He's been fundraising off of stuff like that. He's like,
please get me to you know, and you're like, what
the fuck.
Speaker 4 (23:03):
So it's very he's gonna build a golden elevator from
the from the White House.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
What's wild is like this Washington Post like article where
this comes from. It's just says us plan to quote
run Venezuela cloud clouded in confusion. Yeah, no shit obviously,
But like that that line about Machada comes like so
deep in the article when that's that really illustrates how
this entire the president's weird worldview due to his senility,
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which is like, you know, people say I'm jealous, but
my kink is come. U is how like Chapel Roane
said it, and I agree, Like that's how he's that's
how he's overseeing the overthrow of a government in regime
change based on like his hurt ego. Yeah, and that
is like again, this is more more and more evidence
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how unserious and how just god awful this whole thing
is just yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
Yeah, And it sounds like she won the award for
being such a good handpicked successor for a c I
a coup, like she was the head of the opposition
party who was like got got a lot of votes,
And it just seems like and he's dedicated the award
to down that that ship is wild. I did not
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realize how pathetic the the the ass kiss was.
Speaker 4 (24:22):
Yeah, and when the like falustian bargain doesn't work, that's
got to feel a million times worse when you're like, yeah,
when you go when you prostrate and humiliate yourself in
front of everybody and.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
They're still like, no, you don't get it. I actually
don't like her anymore.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
She's not cool.
Speaker 4 (24:36):
Yeah, you know, I want to say two things. This
is affecting real people, you know, and I just think
that's a boarder.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
Remember.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
And also Steven Miller looks like e T if he
was pale.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
Yeah, he does, like et mixed with Baltimore. I feel it.
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, oh man, be great.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
Send him off on a little little vacation, a little
trip down there to just I don't know, just be the.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
Be the governor as they used to call it in
those that ERAa of conversation, to be the governor of
Venezuela or whatever the fuck is of like RCO, Chevronville
or whatever they want to rename it. It's just like wow,
because then along with that, right, it's on its surface
in illegal kidnapping of a nation's leader, on the weirdest
like it's actually like narkel arms charges or bringing them up.
(25:25):
This is a law enforcement action, that's like, because that's
how they're trying to find the sort of like legal
framework to make this all work. We get all this
like manufactured consent. Because everyone's like, this is sounds absolutely
just off the rails. What are you talking about? So intro,
please come in. Benny Johnson my man, dude, the man
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who when they had to do the federal siege of
DC and everyone's like, why the fuck, why would you
come here for any of this? He gave us obviously
this great bit of my.
Speaker 6 (25:56):
Infant nearly died in a drug fire after shootings.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
As that's why the government has to come My infant, mine,
my infant. Now done fact check any of that, because
it will crumble under just the slightest bit of interest
or investigation. This is his new thing now because I
guess obviously this is so illegal and so unpopular, and
Trump basically was like coming out being like, no more wars.
(26:22):
We got to stop wasting money on this crap. It
seems like this will be unpopular with his Yeah, well yeah,
most are kind of falling in line, sort of expectedly.
But Benny Johnson, I think he's really going for it
because he's trying to connect Venezuela to another popular MAGA grievance,
which is the twenty twenty election.
Speaker 6 (26:39):
Ladies and gentlemen, smartmatic and dominion voting systems were the
voting systems being used at this time and in these
states and all around the world. They are Venezuelan. Oh
my design, and.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
I'm sorry, they're Venezuelan by design, okay, go.
Speaker 6 (27:01):
On, by systems and storage facilities and through their actual technology,
these systems I have on extremely good authority, can and
do rig elections around the world. Now, how does this
lead us to the arrest of Nicholas mcdua. Nichols Maduro
knows where all the bodies are buried. Venezuela is effectively
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just a proxy state that was being run by Russia
and China and Iran. They were running operations here against
America using yes, the election rigging technology, also using chemical warfare,
this in the form of fentanyl and bisological warfare in
the form of flooding our nation with third world criminal aliens.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
He used to say, shithole, third world world. So again,
just I don't know if you remember. They were lawsuits.
One of the designers of the voting machine was from Venezuela.
Speaker 7 (28:00):
There's Venezuelan in design and designology. It's inextricably Venezuelan all around.
But I'm sorry, he knows where the bodies are buried.
So we're we're actually we're arresting him because of his
involvement in election ringing, because that's that'd be interesting. But
also Venezuela rigged the twenty twenty election and then sat
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out the twenty twenty four election.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
When the person who would be rigging it, so they
rigged the one when Trump was in office. Huh.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
So that that's I always have trouble with their version
of things where there is a vast conspiracy by the
most powerful people in the country while they're in power.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
Yeah, and I'm shocked I never heard this. You'd just
think Trump would be talking about this if he knew
that Venezuela was behind the twenty twenty election ring. I
thought we heard.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
Stormans is coming. The storm's coming.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
Okay, he can't dim hold everything.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
Yeah, yeah, this is forty four DJs we're looking at.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
Yeah, truly, truly truly so uh yeah right now there
they are really firing on all cylinders to try and
get people to be like to completely lose their critical
thinking skills and be like, what this is bad? This
sounds like a total reversal on policy that you said
would happen, although that's he's in his entire administration is
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that kind of thing.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
But you know, I mean, we should never be surprised
when they attach through just bizarre imagination and leaps of
logic attached the worst things in the world too, Brown people,
that's it. It's the same.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
Yeah, fucking play and you know, you know biological warfare.
When like brown people move here, you're like, what.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
My infant son? And like, dude. Also, the fact using
the word infant to describe your own child is no,
who's like my human son? It's very weird.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
Oh, it's definitely a modifier to try.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
And nearly yeah, yeah, infanct son So bizarre, dude, darling,
bring the infant in. Nobody's ever referred to their own
child as an infant.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
And where's the infant?
Speaker 2 (30:11):
Like, I want to apply affection to our.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
Son, Yeah, my infant? Nearly die, where's my infant? Give
me my infant.
Speaker 2 (30:21):
Also, usually they don't refer to it as a drug
fire because more that's not a thing. That's not really
a thing that's ever been I mean, I guess it
is like.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
Fire. Yeah, but again drug infant son, drug fire. You
gotta put the it's the little modifiers. I give a
little bit more sauce.
Speaker 4 (30:43):
And it's it's the subtext is always you see why
I'm a victim here you get it poor. You know,
Venezuela has been so hard on us. We're victims whaler.
Speaker 2 (30:55):
Oh yes, so wild how powerful they were and we
didn't even realize it.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
Crazy. We'll get to that part because Krisinsky was trying
to warn us.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
He's been warning us all those knowings. He was shooting
at us during the office as Jim, he was trying to.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
Zoom.
Speaker 2 (31:13):
Pam spelled backwards.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
Map.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
What is Villa's Venezuela on a map?
Speaker 1 (31:16):
Map? Thank you?
Speaker 2 (31:19):
He's after Pam. So after Pam sounds like I was
like my grandfather describing the plot of the office.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
PM. Huh, I guess always all right.
Speaker 2 (31:35):
Well, we do, of course want to check in with
the health of Donald Trump. That was the story over
the break that people continue to speculate about. Uh, you know,
how's he doing? What's going on with his hand there?
Speaker 1 (31:50):
Look? Why can he seemed to move right? Yeah? Why
he keeps falling asleep? He is? What?
Speaker 2 (31:59):
Why is he keeping Why does he keep having to
go to the hospital and get full batteries of medical
tests like every couple of weeks?
Speaker 1 (32:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (32:07):
Why is he so strong? How is he so powerful?
Why do they give him cognitive exams like Uh, like
every time he brushes his teeth twice a day, they're
hitting him, hitting him with the is your brain still
working cognitive test? And his explanation that he's created for
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himself is that they're giving it because they've never seen anyone.
Speaker 1 (32:33):
Do so good. That's so sad.
Speaker 2 (32:37):
All this is all hater ship. Okay, this is all
hater shit about his health. He's beating the accusations with
a little R and R and a little maverick advice
from his advisors. This is from an article in The Guardian.
Trump said he acted on the advice of his staff
to slow his pace, including spending roughly two weeks at
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mar Lago aka the Winter White House over Christmas and
New Year. They have also counseled him to try to
keep his eyes open during public events.
Speaker 4 (33:12):
So you can listen to bullshit he think he's formulating.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
If somebody brings that up again, they're fired. I'm fucking
think I'm cooking. I'm in the lab. I'm in the lab.
Speaker 2 (33:31):
But this is like from a Wall Street Journal interview
about his health, where he just is like, yeah, they've
been They let me take two weeks off, which was
really nice. He sounds like Josh Askin writing Home and Big.
They're really nice to be here. They let me take
two weeks off. They also told me to try to
keep my eyes open during public events, like that doesn't
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reflect poorly on your ability to just like be awake.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
Said look more, look more vital. That looks that's a
good one. Be more spry. Yeah. The just the being
counseled to try to keep your eyes open is so funny,
like counseled rather than being like, dude, keep your fucking eyes.
I mean, no one's talking to him like that, but
I imagine you got to keep your fucking eyes open
out there, dude. Yeah, I'm fucking serious, man, this whole
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thing is gonna come apart. Okay, you got to keep
your fucking eyes open for the amendment and the amendment
eyes open.
Speaker 2 (34:29):
They love like blame people rising positions of power on
DEI or whatever, and like the reality is, this is
how easy it is for this dude to become president.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
They're like, hey, man, can you just stay awake please?
He's like, I don't think so. Actually, well you think
about it. They they need the vessel of Donald Trump
to be able to like mag a wash and get
the supportive people because Trump says it's happening. The second
Trump is no longer saying what these things are, and
it's it becomes another leader. That's when it's going to
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begin to wobble, because he still commands enough attention to
be like we need him. Look because like I've said before,
he's like the elderly. Like if like the kid who
lives with his elderly grandpa, who you go over to
their house because you can get away with doing whatever
because he's up in his room watching TV all day
and his face. What do you guys doing, Oh, we're
just building a car. Okay, you're building a meth lab okay, right?
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And yeah, this helps, Like it's like fucking it's like Dave,
you know what I mean. Where they're like, we gotta
have the vessel present to get all this other stuff done.
Except it's not a comedy.
Speaker 2 (35:33):
They have to be looking into a day situation. They
have to be looking to see if they can get
somebody who looks enough like Donald Trump to who is
seventy one unless still has their wits about him. Dude,
they're probably gonna ship in beloved mega actor John Voight
with a wig.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
Yeah, yeah, people believe. They're like, but Voight is so
good as Trump, people will buy it. They're like, but
they know it's John. I just fucking try it. Man, transformational.
We got our back to the wall.
Speaker 2 (36:04):
He's also and this is giving a lot of people concerns,
we'll call them because we're all we all just want
to make sure he's healthy and strong.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
Boy.
Speaker 2 (36:14):
People are concerned about this revelation that he's taking way
more aspirin than his doctor has won him too. So
this is this was always something that I found kind
of interesting, is that like he's probably abusing adderall, but
for most of the eighties and nineties he was just
(36:35):
like abusing sudafed, Like he was taking over the counter
pseudo fed as. Yeah, yeah, just to like use that
as a speed allegedly, but there's pretty good reporting that
suggests that he has been poppin' pseudo feds as like
his way of like instead of like cocaine or any
(36:56):
pep pills. He's like you know how Elvis was like,
I don't do street drugs, but I take like all
the prescription like so like suitcases hockey bags of prescription medication.
Speaker 1 (37:09):
He was formulated in a German lab.
Speaker 2 (37:11):
It's I feel like I feel like Trump is like
one step further where he's like, well, they wouldn't be
able to sell it over the counter if it wasn't safe.
And so in keeping with how he treats suit of fat,
he he's taking so much asteris because he's like, I
want my blood to be like water.
Speaker 1 (37:29):
He said, quote I want quote I want nice thin
blood pouring through my heart. Oh, nice thin blood. I
mean he doesn't listen to fucking anybody. So it is
kind of, we'll say, concerning to hear that he is
that way with doctors as well.
Speaker 2 (37:49):
And in his defense, he is in such terrible shape
that his blood hurts.
Speaker 1 (37:54):
So O, make it smoother, make it thinner. It's it's
too thick. Thin it out. This is also this from CNN,
just talking about generally the use of aspirin. Quote. Aspirin
used to be widely prescribed as a preventative for cardiovascular disease,
but that is shifted. In twenty nineteen, medical experts advised
against routine aspirin use unless a person as a heart
condition or other health risk, citing the heightened risk of
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internal bleeding. When they do recommend that Yeah, I can't
see it in.
Speaker 2 (38:21):
Blood pouring all over the inside of my body.
Speaker 1 (38:23):
Yeah. When they do recommend preventive aspirin, doctors typically advise
an eighty one milligram dose. Trump told the journal that
he takes three hundred and twenty five milligrams retos about
four times as much. Okay, this is from another doctor
talking about the use of aspirin. Quote. Typically speaking, we
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do not recommend the full dose aspirin. The full DROs
aspirin has a lot more risk factors associated with it,
and for the most part, those are GI risk factors.
People who take full dose aspirin are more prone to
having GI bleeding, especially if they have ulcers and things
like that.
Speaker 2 (38:59):
And so bleeding would be associated with like easy bruising, right,
which is what we're kind of seeing with his hand,
like all all the stuff where he's having to like
wear loads of makeup on random spots on his hand,
where he's like just shook three people's hands today, and
damn it if my hands aren't covered in bruises.
Speaker 1 (39:19):
But then remember if you over the break, it switched
to his left hand. Yeah, and people were like, so
what is it now?
Speaker 2 (39:25):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (39:25):
Ucci? Wally or is it one mic? Is it these
handshakes or you? Is it the circulation is diet?
Speaker 2 (39:32):
Yeah, I don't know, couldn't couldn't be circulation. I've got
the thinnest blood in Washington, DC. Yeah, capwater, my ship
is thinner than peak. Kate Moss maam, he must have left.
Speaker 1 (39:45):
Kate Moss.
Speaker 2 (39:46):
They called that heroine to a certain age. She was
all right that that is a while.
Speaker 1 (39:52):
Wait, why are you saying that people were like doctors
are wildly speculating on the internet, Like, yeah, there's.
Speaker 2 (39:57):
There are people who have like created cottage industry of
being like, I'm a doctor, this is what his health
is looking like. I have not checked their medical credentials.
There is one who is suddenly gaining a lot of
attention who's like, motherfucker's got three months tops, he's looks bad,
showing all the signs that he's on his last legs.
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I just man. Our next icon has me researching a
lot about like death conspiracies and like when people react
poorly to somebody's death, And I can't imagine what is
going to happen when he finally passes on the like
with his with his followers, they are not going to
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believe like he could like slip and fall off a
building in front of everybody while saying whoops into a microphone.
Who's There would be so many conspiracy theories before he
hit the fucking ground, you know, like it's it's wild
so avau.
Speaker 1 (41:00):
Old p s White House oppression. Yeah, there's a whole thing,
we got it.
Speaker 2 (41:04):
I was trying to tell us, just trying to tell
us they created conspiracy theories when they didn't kill him,
when the when the shot missed right anyways, Uh, let's
say a quick break and we'll be right back into
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her back and hey, we were just talking pressed Ege
TV the over the break break. Yeah, my favorite, I
think everyone's favorite Prestige TV shows are all on Amazon Prime.
Speaker 1 (41:44):
Yeah right.
Speaker 2 (41:46):
They made that billion dollar Lord of the Rings thing,
the like three people made it all the way to
the end of.
Speaker 1 (41:51):
Oh I fucking forgot.
Speaker 2 (41:54):
I taped it on VHS. That's how much I Oh wow,
good good, Yeah, I want to rewatch it, and then
buried the tapes in your backyard. But another Amazon Prime
Presty's TV show that that basically doesn't exist is John
Krasinski as Jack Ryan inheriting the role of Harrison Ford,
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and I for forgot that this show ever happened, but
I do remember this happening at the time that I
think we covered it in our story about how John
Krasinski is a fucking op who is just like openly
stands the CIA. When he played the role of Jack Ryan,
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he did a bunch of interviews just being like basically
recreating the Jack Nicholson scene from a few good men.
Speaker 1 (42:48):
Being like, you want them on that wall, you need
them on that wall.
Speaker 2 (42:52):
So, not long after the attack on Venezuela, a clip
from that show of John Zinski addressing a classroom of
students in the show the viral, in which he argues
that the most major threat to the US it is
not Russia, it's not North Korea. Oh you thought it
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was North Korea. That's it's Winnie the fucking Venezuela. So
he's like, who what do you think?
Speaker 1 (43:25):
Who do you think the biggest dangers to the United States?
Speaker 2 (43:28):
And they're all like, Russia, Korea, get your head in
the game, children, all of you, that's what the mainstream
media wants you to believe. And then he lists off
a bunch of reasons why Venezuela is the main strategic
risk to the United States. In the monologue, he says
(43:51):
that it's a failed state that's within a thirty minute
range from the US of next gen nuclear missiles.
Speaker 1 (43:59):
Oh yeah, so that's a threat. Yeah, that that's the
thing that is in We can bomb them in thirty minutes.
Do they have are they armed with nuclear weapons? Also?
Failed state? How are you gonna mention? How like crippling
sanctions or economic warfare being waged?
Speaker 2 (44:17):
They they've been crippled by an unsubtle Maduro surrogate president Nicholas.
Speaker 1 (44:24):
Oh still named Nicholas though, okay, for sure.
Speaker 4 (44:31):
What happened is like Trump fell asleep watching Fox Fox
News and then accidentally woke up to this and because
Fox News is indistinguishable from a mediocre action plot, was
like this is this is I guess this is a
new uh uh whatever program where John Krazinski tells me
what what politics are.
Speaker 1 (44:50):
Right, Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2 (44:51):
He also says, and this for some reason makes them
a threat. He says the country is the largest oil
reserves on the planet, which I didn't really that's wild. Congratulations, Venezuela,
You've won an invasion. And also he says, and more
gold deposits than all the countries in Africa combined, which
is not proven, but that is how colonial powers used
(45:15):
to get people to invade, like places in the Americas.
They would be like, they've got more gold.
Speaker 8 (45:21):
There's gold. Is the city of gold in there. El
Dorado's got to be in all right, you're gonna put
your worst fucking people on a boat and send them over,
now right. That's wild that that's among his reasons why
they're a threat. You're here's so much good stuff that
(45:41):
we want exactly like, Yo, she a threat, bro. You
see her beautiful hair, ship, bro, you see that waist,
a hip ratio, fam and legs that don't quit. Oh,
she's trouble. And you're like, what are you airy? You're
coveting your neighbor's wife right now?
Speaker 1 (45:56):
What is this? What are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (45:59):
He then just ribes a fictional Venezuelan president who rose
to power on a wave of nationalist pride like that
is the worst thing that can possibly happen and has
crippled the national economy by half. By the way, we
crippled the Venezuelan economy by making sure that they're not
allowed to do business anywhere. No no, Jack, it was
(46:23):
it was Bernie Sanders and hip socialist hippie. It was
probably all right, It was probably like mostly Bernie Sands.
Speaker 1 (46:29):
Yeah. Yeah, Now we're back on track. Now we're back
on track. Now we're back on track.
Speaker 2 (46:35):
People have pointed out that in reality, intercontinental ballistic missiles
launch from China or Russia at the US would land
within a thirty minute timeframe. And those are countries that
have next gen intercontinental.
Speaker 1 (46:50):
They got five nuclear missiles. Yeah, oh you guys, stall
have lte wait go.
Speaker 2 (46:57):
The whole second season is basically about Venezuela, and in
the finale, Jack Ryan, in a squad of CIA operatives
literally fly a helicopter into the presidential palace, murder a
bunch of guards. Check check. These are all things that happened.
And then just when Jack Ryan is about to shoot
the president in the head, one of his fellow agents
(47:18):
convinces him not to do it because they lack the authority. Uh,
which time to start thinking about authority? Is that right now? Okay, okay, no, Jack.
Speaker 1 (47:30):
We don't. It's as well I told you we don't
have the authority. Oh damn it, we don't.
Speaker 2 (47:36):
You have the scene right here let him go. No
fucking way. I told you we don't have the authority.
You win this round, You win this round and down
Jack Ryan.
Speaker 1 (47:49):
What the fuck? This is so fucking disturbing, Just like this,
all like this is the media always does this, you
know what I mean, and especially in films, because that's
that's like the first point of attack for this kind
of propaganda. It's just like you flatten an entire nation
and it's people into a one dimensional bad guy, and
you know, and well, and then you go the sort
(48:10):
of logic of, oh, well, the CIA says they're bad.
I guess I'm going to put out of my mind
the millions of people that live there, and how you
fuck all to do with anything the government millions.
Speaker 2 (48:18):
Of dollars that the government and you know, their business
associates stands to make the same extremely wealthy power structure
of people that is currently being protected by the withholding
of the Stein documents.
Speaker 4 (48:32):
Yeah, and beautiful strong white John's Krasinski comes in on
a helicopter. I can't wait till fucking next week when
Trump's like, do yakatoll me building is under attack. We
got to send in all the national get.
Speaker 1 (48:43):
Me Clane get me the clan I need him. That's
just so just so wild, the idea that it's like
the whole idea with Jack Ryan is trying to pay
this like benevolent United States of Like, man, I could
have fucking topped your ass right here, but I am
sort of a higher power, so I won't. And I'm
a good guy even though I just came in here
(49:04):
and marked half the fucking people in this building. Don't
worry about me, and I'm saying absolute lies on here.
Speaker 2 (49:10):
You know who played Jack Ryan and didn't turn into
like a Cia Shill Harrison Ford he played. He played
Jack Ryan much better and is just a pothead with.
Speaker 1 (49:20):
Now that's how you play the man, because he was
so goofy in like c in Present Danger and or
what's the other one, uh, Patriot Games like where he
was just sort of like truly like an hand list,
you know, like this the whole point. Yeah, he's like,
I'm mixed up in this crap. Yeah here you are
(49:42):
getting fucking I'm just good At Columbia.
Speaker 2 (49:44):
I sit at a desk usually. That's why when I
try and throw a punch, I fall over forward and
my jacket flies up over my back dang it.
Speaker 1 (49:52):
I always think about that scene in Clear and President
Danger and he's running from the explosion, so goofy, like
when the suburban gets hit with a rocket and he's
like h and his like sleeves all messed up as
a kid. I couldn't shake that. I'm like, bro, you
look awkward as fun.
Speaker 2 (50:05):
He's great. We've talked about Leonardo DiCaprio and his tooth acting.
He's great at rumpled jacket acting. And Harrison Ford, you know,
he's always doing great work with a nice rumpled jacket.
Speaker 1 (50:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (50:18):
I need, yeah, I need way more of these action
stars on like a ton of edibles all the time,
to mellow them out and get look a little more
frumpy and a little bit a little more relatable, you.
Speaker 1 (50:27):
Know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (50:28):
Oh yeah, the there's a great anecdote about Harrison Ford
where there was like one day when he was on
the set of one of the Indiana Jones is or
I think it was Indiana Jones, Well maybe it was
one of the Star Wars is. But he had to
go to set and he had run out of rolling papers,
and so he like and like he couldn't do do
(50:52):
his job high or not high like that was not
an option. So he like pulled up to the limo
that was like waiting to take him to set with
like a saucepan with a lid on it, and then
he like got in and like lifted the lid and
just all the smoke billow out and he just lit
the weed on fire in a saucepan some like goblet.
Speaker 4 (51:17):
It's like if in Star Wars he used one of
the lightsabers to like light a bong.
Speaker 1 (51:22):
Yeah right, right right, it's like one of those car
one of those car like seventies car cigarette lighters. Yeah right,
just get the hot tip end to it. It's just
I mean, the listeners aren't going to be able to
see it. But this is just that part where like
the suburban gets hit by a rocket and it's it's
peek Harrison Ford not being like get out of their
(51:44):
Harrison Wort, Oh here comes, get your man's out of there,
come on, oh oh Just it's like he was trying
to hold his sleeve or something. He does his move
and I'm like, bro, yeah, but you know what, that's
that's hot meat. As a kid. The CIA is not
fucking yeah.
Speaker 4 (52:01):
And I don't need them to be I don't need
any of these people ever to be cool.
Speaker 1 (52:06):
Ever, we don't need the assassins of the Empire to be.
Speaker 2 (52:10):
Because you're not. You're not, guess what, you're in power.
That's not cool. You get you get to be in power.
That's enough. You don't also get to be fucking cool.
Speaker 1 (52:17):
That's for cool. You know, it's cool lighting a fucking
bong with a lightsaber. That's work on that, work on
that ship.
Speaker 2 (52:24):
The the Jack Ryan John Krazinski version claimed the credit
in the credits that the CIA has not approved or
endorsed the content of the show, even though the production
clearly collaborated with the agency. They were allowed to film
at the actual CIA headquarters, which is a telltale sign.
(52:45):
It's like, you know, Top Top Gun wasn't getting those
fucking aircraft carriers if they had a subversive message. No, yeah,
and they got to I mean CIA headquarter. Nobody knows
what the fuck that looks like. You could easily recreate that,
but they were like, no, sir, we would like to
film there. Script sir, Yeah, yeah, very good, Yes, thank you.
Speaker 1 (53:04):
They had nothing to do with this because obviously filming
at the CIA headquarters, it's like open anyone that you
should an independent film in there. Dude, they don't even
charge you anything like this. Really cool. Yea, they have
a nice black box theater in there.
Speaker 2 (53:16):
Yeahs understand what that blacked that blacked out room was.
Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah different dark sight. I
thought I thought it was a black box theater. Hey,
you guys like guns n' roses? Huh they're that blaring
through the place. Well more, such a pleasure having you
as well.
Speaker 1 (53:32):
Yeah, yeah, thanks.
Speaker 4 (53:33):
Dude's happy twenty twenty six everybody.
Speaker 2 (53:37):
And it's gonna be a happy one. We stand by
our prediction. This is this year is gonna fucking rule.
Hell yeah, is there or where can people find you?
Speaker 1 (53:46):
Follow you? See you all the good stuff? Yeah? Thanks.
Speaker 2 (53:49):
Uh. I'm doing stand up Tuesday, which would be tonight
at Flappers.
Speaker 1 (53:54):
I'm doing that.
Speaker 4 (53:55):
Yeah, I'm doing stand up in San Diego Friday and
Saturday at Comedy Heights.
Speaker 2 (53:59):
Come out there. If you haven't to live out there,
come see. It'll be a fun show. And uh yeah,
our podcast with my wife Ashley Burke just called Rebrand
and I'm at mort Burke. I'm putting up sketches and
stuff on Instagram. Okay, rebrand amazing. Is there a work
of media that you've been enjoying? Uh?
Speaker 4 (54:20):
Yeah, you know as the skateboarding LEAs out of the show.
I really like this new Jordan Trehon part that just
came out with Theories of Atlantis.
Speaker 2 (54:30):
Go check it out.
Speaker 1 (54:31):
It's sick.
Speaker 4 (54:32):
He's a he floats, this guy like a fuckingol. He's
like a tall, powerful humming bird.
Speaker 1 (54:40):
We love we love hummingbirds around here.
Speaker 2 (54:42):
We love powerful humming birds. Humming bad. That's amazing And
this is just a this is a like you just
look it up on YouTube and there will be a
bunch of clips of him being awesome.
Speaker 4 (54:54):
Yeah, yeah, Jordan Trehon, Yeah, Theories of Atlantis. I figure,
what's there's a name for the part, maybe dial tone
or something.
Speaker 1 (55:00):
I think it's sick. Nice Miles.
Speaker 2 (55:02):
Where can people find you as their working media you've
been enjoying?
Speaker 1 (55:05):
Uh, find me everywhere at Miles of Gray. More importantly,
come check out the new football podcast And by football
I mean soccer, uh called Footy with Jamel Johnson and
Chris Martin out of cold Play. I'll say that every
time where we're just talking shit about our favorite sport,
the English Premier League and European Soccer at large. It's
(55:27):
super fun. We're like on our fourth episode that's about
to come out, so just come check it out. You know,
see if you like the vibes. If not, don't worry
about it.
Speaker 2 (55:34):
You know, Chris is a great stand up dude.
Speaker 1 (55:36):
He's a great guy and also an arsenal fan. When
we were coming up with this show, I was like, okay,
I need to I need a collection of the most
interesting arsenal fan So I got Jamel Johnson representing DC
Virginia and Chris Martin representing Like I needed an actual
English person to legitimize our bullshit, and that's what Chris does,
being an English.
Speaker 2 (55:55):
Super goddamn British.
Speaker 1 (55:56):
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 2 (55:58):
And have you guys figured out if if it's footy yet?
Speaker 1 (56:02):
Not yet? Okay, so we're still figuring it out, man,
still figuring out The second we do the show's over,
so we're gonna off. It's like it's like Jim chasing
Pam all the time. You know, we're just chasing is it,
is it footy or not?
Speaker 2 (56:15):
You can find me on Twitter at Jack Underscore Brian
Blue Sky Jack ob the number one uh Instagram Jack underscore. Oh, underscore, Brian,
try and keep it as as different as possible. You
know you like to tweet from a couple from Ross Sayers.
He tweeted, Hi mate, I'm a street photographer and I
(56:36):
love your look. Can I take some pics of you?
Speaker 1 (56:38):
Great?
Speaker 2 (56:38):
Yeah, you can look me up on Insta. I'm losers
getting their steps in all one and then yells, oh well.
The thing is, when I said we would circle back
to this in the new year, you have to understand
that I genuinely thought that this day would never come.
I thought holiday forever, experience experience a little bit of
(57:00):
that right now. You can find us on Twitter and
Blue Sky at daily Zeikeeist per indeed daily Zeicheist on Instagram.
You can go to the description of this episode wherever
you're listening to it, and there at the bottom you
will find the footnotes, which is where we link off
to the information that we talked about in today's episode.
We also link off to a song that we think
you might enjoy. Hey, Miles, is there a song that
(57:21):
you think people might Oh?
Speaker 1 (57:23):
Yeah, your old millennial uncle just just heard what the
youth they're listening to, and I kind of like it.
I talked about it. This was my my overrated when
I wrongly said that music conspiracy theories were like not
as great as they were in my age and we
as I just talked, I'm from the worst era ever
(57:44):
of humanity. But there's this rapper from Liverpool named sd
Kid who people thought was Timothy Shallomet. It's not Timothy Shallome.
It's a guy from Liverpool. We just don't know who
he is exactly. The judgment. Yeah, the track is called
four Raws and for me it's like one of those
just earworm tracks because his accent is like I want
to sip Hendycipinal Babin and you're like Bourbon he said, Babin,
(58:08):
I'm in the Baban. I got four lads in the
Jamin uh okay. I just love the accent and the
beat is pretty fucking heavy. So this is four Raws
by S D Kid E S D E E K
I D.
Speaker 2 (58:21):
All Right, we will link off to that in the
footnote for the daily Zeite guys is the production of
iHeart Radio. For more podcasts from my heart Radio, visit
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your favorite shows. That is going to do it for
us this morning. We're back this afternoon to tell you
what is trending, and we will talk to y'all then,
Bite Bite.
Speaker 1 (58:39):
By The Daily Zeit Guys is executive produced by Catherine Law.
Speaker 2 (58:43):
Co produced by Bee Wang.
Speaker 1 (58:46):
Co produced by Victor Wright, co written by J M McNabb,
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