Jesus vs Climate Change, Worst Legal Improv Ever? 03.27.26

In episode 2031, Miles and guest co-host Sofiya Alexandra are joined by hosts of CrimeLess, Rory Scovel & Josh Dean, to discuss... Trump Is Now In The Petulant Teenager Phase of the Iran War, Yall Scared of Climate Change? Worst Liar Of The Year… and more!

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2. Trump on a deal with Iran: "I'm the opposite of desperate. I don't care."
3. Yall Scared of Climate Change?
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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:05):
Like I love all your albums, but there's whenever you talk,
whenever you do Jesus ship, I fucking love it's.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
You might love this next special then.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
Perfect because all Jesus I am Jesus.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
No, because like I had, I went to like Lutheran
kindergarten through eighth grade, Catholic high school, but like just
ambiently always had Jesus shit always going on. But now
it's like my favorite thing to riff on because it's
just like so stupid and it always freaks out guests
who grew up in the church, like how do you
know all this stuff?

Speaker 2 (00:42):
Like why are you talking?

Speaker 4 (00:46):
And it's crazy you like do some of them and
I'm like, what are you exit?

Speaker 2 (00:51):
There you go Leviticus, numbers, Deuteronomy. We did have a
fan rage quit in discord because they thought you were
actually like Christian, I do it the other way.

Speaker 5 (01:02):
Yeah, you were too good for someone.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
Who regularly calls the Bible of that book of ghost stories.
They really thought I was like an earnest Christian.

Speaker 4 (01:12):
They're like, he believes in ghost Jesus.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
Obviously I get it because I'm I can be. I
don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
I've realized sometimes my deadpan can be so dead pan.
People are like, oh, oh really, yeah, you're really asking
me about my salvation right now.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
Ye're like, no, No, you're really inviting me to your church. Yes,
I just hey, man, I just want to know if
you let Christ into your heart. Man, more people I bring,
the more time they give me exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
Hello the Internet, and welcome to season four thirty one,
Episode five of the dailies I Guess the production of iHeartRadio.
This is the podcast where we take a deep dive
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might know that. We also have a new, longer fun
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(02:06):
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They're out every Monday. It's got icon in the title
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you differentiate that you might be listening to a different
show when you.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
See that It's Friday, March twenty seventh, twenty twenty sixth,
and that means it's National scribble Day, so scribble it up.
It's also National Spanish piea Day, so get out your
piea pants, you get your right song.

Speaker 4 (02:39):
And it's my mom's birthday.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
And oh, happy happy birthday mom.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
Well that's fantastic news that that takes a load of
my shoulders now to know that it's the birthday's doing
a lot of lifting. My name is Miles Gray, aka.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
Wha huh, good god, y'all? What does it smell like?
Mark Wayne Mullin's bullshit? Say it again?

Speaker 1 (03:05):
Okay, shout out to Phil on the discord, because yeah,
our new Secretary of Homeland Security, Mark Wayne Mullen, loves
to pretend he's been at war, and.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
He's like, I can't get the smell out, you know it,
you know it's crazy.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
And then when he was asking his confirmation, where'd you
smell that at man, he was like, oh, it's classified.
I can't really talk about that where I smelled death
or war? So let's just move on, no further questions anyway.
So that's who's ready to actually just my.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
Own barbecue and the chicken wood just hired. Yeah, it
was it was off. I thought maybe I could grill
the stink out of it.

Speaker 4 (03:38):
Yeah, but it didn't work.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
It stays in there, It's in the bones. It turns
out well.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
I'm thrilled to be joined by my co host, not
just of this show currently, but also the other podcast
I do four twenty Day Fiance, where we talk about
our favorite show, ninety Day Fiance, Buddy Oh and also
a brilliant stand up comedian, writer, just all around great person.
Please welcome Sophia Alexandra.

Speaker 4 (04:01):
So happy to be here. I am, as you know,
replacing Jack and as we have termed this period, this
is jew Jack City, and.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
So I'm the only person. I'm the only person that
can say that though, sorry, I had to say it,
though I had to say it from my boys to men.
K new Jack swing, you have a pass.

Speaker 4 (04:21):
You were invited to the bagel brunch.

Speaker 2 (04:23):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (04:24):
Also, my grandfather was one of three black people at
a Jewish high school in Chicago that he went to
because that was the only private school that allowed black
people in at the time, So you know, you know
the long tradition exactly.

Speaker 4 (04:37):
God, I bet you got so many bejs I can't even.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
Well, none of my business.

Speaker 4 (04:44):
But I feel like I already know.

Speaker 1 (04:46):
Hey, when I finally get to Heaven, I'll make sure
to ask him. You know, I'll be sure to ask him.
I really will be. And I think I'm gonna get there. Uh, Sophia,
we are honored, thrilled to be joined today by two
fantastic guests.

Speaker 2 (05:00):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (05:01):
You might know them independently. One is a fantastic journalist,
true crime podcaster and founder of Campsite Media. Another fantastic comedian,
lover of baseball soccer christ.

Speaker 2 (05:13):
Even if I may, if I may.

Speaker 1 (05:17):
Together they have a fantastic podcast known as Crimeless Please
on our Big Money Players Network. Please welcome to the
microphones Josh Din and Rory Scovo.

Speaker 2 (05:28):
He thanks guys, Welcome, welcome, Welcome. How you guys doing great?
My grandfather was also the only black man at a
Jewish high school. Or I knew that. You said that,
I knew that. That's what That's what I was just thinking.
Should I have gone to a Jewish high school? Well, Sophia,

(05:49):
did my grandfather did. I went to a Catholic high school.

Speaker 4 (05:51):
So if it's uh h best is what you're saying?

Speaker 6 (05:55):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Well what you thought about them
you or you told each other, you thought about ant
hip loopholes about.

Speaker 2 (06:02):
It, and then immediately went to confessor. Yeah, I felt yeah,
And I was like, why are you telling on yourselves? Guys?
I'm just here because this is the only school my
parents could get me into. But the fuck.

Speaker 1 (06:15):
Anyway, guys, what's it like to what's it like doing
you know, the Crimeless show? Getting getting to talk about crime,
but in a not like fucked up, dark grim way
and just like all the sort of like zany antics
that we see in the world the underworld of crime.

Speaker 2 (06:29):
I mean, go ahead, Josh.

Speaker 7 (06:32):
Well, as I say, Rory, I think can speak for
America on this because he he's truly an observer. I
have to go out and actually find these, which I
thought would be a challenging prospect. It turns out there's
way more stupid criminals in America. I mean, I can't
believe I'm saying I'm surprised by that. But I guess
what I am most surprised about. It's the breath and

(06:52):
creativity involved in stupid crime, right, Yeah, Rory.

Speaker 6 (06:56):
Josh never fails to bring a story to each episode that,
uh will blow your mind in terms of the stupidity
of criminal behavior.

Speaker 2 (07:05):
But it does.

Speaker 6 (07:06):
I will say, if there's one thing you can gain
from our show, it's you can truly feel better that
you would probably be a pretty good criminal, right right.
You hear these stories and you're like, well, I wouldn't
have done that.

Speaker 2 (07:19):
Right right, Call the cops on yourself.

Speaker 4 (07:22):
That's exactly why Miles and I watched ninety Day Fiance.

Speaker 2 (07:25):
We're better than this. Yeah, exactly the exact same thing. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (07:30):
Yeah, I'm building up to our say, we're building up
to a finale where we're actually gonna pull off a crime.

Speaker 2 (07:36):
It's a bit of it. That's our big surprise. We
try to do it. I love that. That sounds amazing.

Speaker 1 (07:42):
Uh well, we're gonna get to know you guys a
little bit better, but first we're gonna just tease out
what we're gonna be talking about.

Speaker 8 (07:48):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (07:49):
Trump has entered now the petulant teenager phase of the
Iran War, where he's just saying said like I don't
need I don't need anyone anyway, and like I don't
even catch you don't even care, and you're like, uh, motherfucker,
you need to.

Speaker 1 (08:03):
Then we'll also talk about just wait, who's somebody says
something about Jesus because I hope y'all aren't scared of
climate change, because this politician in Minnesota isn't because of
because climate change isn't in the Bible. So how am
I going to fear something that's not in the Bible?
Which is a very very grim outlook considering the current
like drought situation, lack of a winter we had in

(08:26):
the Western United States, And just I wanted to run
this by you guys too, just really, you know, you
read a lot about stupid criminals, you talk about them,
but there was a woman who recently had a court
hearing that she joined via zoom, and she tried to
pull off one of the worst fucking lies I've ever seen.
Like it's it's it's it's criminal that she even attempted

(08:47):
to lie like this during her hearing.

Speaker 2 (08:50):
So we'll talk about that and more.

Speaker 1 (08:52):
But first, Josh Rory, what's something from your search history
that's revealing about who you are?

Speaker 2 (08:57):
Well? Mine, I feel like mine is lame, but I'm
gonna I'm on the road a lot as a comedian.
I mean, I'm on a tour and I really love
coffee and coffee shops. So my last thing, my literal
last thing, is best coffee shops in Calgary, Alberta, Canada.
And did you did you get an answer that felt
I got to leave. I got some prospect. We got

(09:18):
listeners in Alberta. They might they might have some money.
One called Monogram that I think I'm probably gonna go to.
If you guys want to know and come hang out,
we can start a prayer circles. Say what's what's I
like that?

Speaker 4 (09:32):
You were like COI like, you're like drafting a team
and you're like, I actually am not sure he's gonna
make it, but Monogram is looking good.

Speaker 2 (09:41):
I gotta say. I looked up five Monograms seem to
have the best environment for chilling out for about an hour? Yeah? Yeah?
What's your drink? Are you just?

Speaker 1 (09:49):
Are you like one of those people who like likes
the real slope or over kind of thing.

Speaker 2 (09:53):
I don't mind a slow pour over. I always get
an espresso because I want to see what the pool
is like. And if that's pretty good, I'll sometimes a
nice latte. Uh guess that's your too? Yeah, and why
would you have guessed that, Sofia? I don't know.

Speaker 4 (10:07):
He seemed like a cold bev person.

Speaker 2 (10:12):
But I like it. I do like it. Josh, what
about you? What's something from your search history that's revealing
about who you are?

Speaker 7 (10:17):
The last non work related search who the work related
starts would be boring? Is is it safe to give
my cat ozempic or could I give my cat exampic?
I don't know the exact phrasing of it, but I
see those commercials all the time, and I'm a little
concerned about our cats weight and I was just wondering,
there's no way I can get her.

Speaker 2 (10:36):
What's the shortcut for this? Yeah? I mean, dian.

Speaker 7 (10:41):
An exercise works for us, but I feel like that's
not a negotiation you can have with an animal, Like
how do you get a.

Speaker 2 (10:45):
Cat like cat?

Speaker 4 (10:47):
You literally just give it less food and it's gonna
hate it, but it's gonna get smaller. When I took
one of my cats to the vet, I got told
the most unhinged thing, my fatter cat. But they were
like your cat, if she were a woman, would be
considered obese.

Speaker 2 (11:04):
What how is that useful? I don't know what mean?
How is that useful?

Speaker 4 (11:10):
But I'm like, but she is a cat, though, so.

Speaker 2 (11:13):
What are we sorry, I was trying to use like
patriarchal perceptions of womanhood.

Speaker 5 (11:19):
If she were a woman, I know that will never happen.
But if she were, it was so mild. If your
cat was a bird, she would not.

Speaker 2 (11:31):
She'd be doing great.

Speaker 4 (11:33):
If she was a bee, she could never take off
the flower.

Speaker 6 (11:37):
If your cat, if my cat was a woman, I
feel like it would be someverely underweight.

Speaker 2 (11:48):
Is not livable, It's not no, no, no, that's happened
if she were a living doll. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (11:56):
Wait, so, Josh, was there any insight, like are there
glp ones for feelie?

Speaker 7 (12:00):
In fact, the answer was no, you should not give
Ozma your cat. However they are, there are variations and
they're working on. Of course they are, because they're gonna
make another ten billion dollars on semi blue ties for pets.
But don't just dose your cat, was the answer. Yeah,
he's hold a professional, that's but I call it jaro.

Speaker 1 (12:20):
When I get to them, and hopefully that which will
help it work.

Speaker 2 (12:24):
You've been waiting so long to make that joke.

Speaker 4 (12:26):
Yeah with Zempko.

Speaker 2 (12:30):
Zempik was right there, my Jao, I got the m
in there. You know what I mean? As a seasoned improviser.
I kept my ass on the back wall until I
had to, and now's the time to do. I saw
the second you said it, Josh, you just fucking hit
my right. Here we go, Here we go. Yeah, yeah,

(12:50):
I love this, Josh guys giving my best ship ever
right now? A man, Josh stinging with you. What's something
you think underrated?

Speaker 7 (13:01):
Because it's opening day. I'm going to say the New
York Mets, but I don't think that's maybe as fair
as it used to be because we're owned by R now.
But yeah, I expected you to ask me overrated first,
and I was going to say the Yankee So I
just switched up on.

Speaker 2 (13:14):
Oh okay, well now let's do that.

Speaker 1 (13:16):
Okay, So you okay, but that's your I'm guessing you're
a Mets guy. You don't want to see You don't
want to see the crosstown rivals hang a twenty eighth
ban rup, right.

Speaker 2 (13:26):
But that is correct. I do not want to see
the New York Yanks.

Speaker 7 (13:29):
My my wife is like agnostic on baseball, like was
a quasi Yankee fan coming into the marriage but not
really and then.

Speaker 2 (13:37):
Coming cared about baseball like coming into the season. Yeah,
the Union.

Speaker 7 (13:44):
Yeah, she can't totally understand the idea that I would
dislike the Like it's New York, why wouldn't you want
them to win? I'm like, it's I can't like it's yeah,
it's not even just that I I'm.

Speaker 2 (13:58):
Okay with them. I actively disliked them almost Suspecious, say the.

Speaker 4 (14:02):
Phillies, how do you feel about being a Laker fan, Like,
do you think it's the same thing as being a
Yankee fan? I?

Speaker 2 (14:09):
Yeah, I mean kind of.

Speaker 7 (14:10):
I feel like most Yankee fans who grew up in
New York, not most, Like there are millions of hardcore
Yankee fans, just like I suspect there's millions of hardcore
Laker fans, and then there are tens of millions of
shitty Laker and Yankee fans who aren't really fans but
just whatever reason be decided that was their team or
like bought the hat on vacation yep. And yeah, so

(14:32):
that's basically like, I don't want to disrespect all Laker fans,
I don't want to dispect all Yankee fans, but I
think both both teams.

Speaker 2 (14:37):
Have a lot of fans. No. No, I agreed as
as one of the shitty Laker fans.

Speaker 7 (14:42):
I agree, and yeah, and I'm born into.

Speaker 2 (14:46):
Itak Ones you can find man, I'm mentally ill. I
think I deserve all the championships.

Speaker 4 (14:55):
Yeah, Jackson, like, I am fully toxic.

Speaker 2 (14:59):
I just make it was And I'm like, we should
just have Yannis now yep, And they're like, how's that
going to work? We just need him and we want it.

Speaker 4 (15:06):
We are owed it.

Speaker 2 (15:09):
We need more.

Speaker 7 (15:10):
But I mean the Mets are like historically so terrible
that they're kind of the cliche of when you want
to make fun of a fan of a sports team.

Speaker 4 (15:16):
It's like, I know about that from the Simpsons.

Speaker 2 (15:19):
Yeah, that's true. The Mets are my or or.

Speaker 4 (15:22):
Also Seinfeld Right, there's a lot of like Mets jokes
and a lot of media.

Speaker 2 (15:26):
Yes, what you were saying in correct, But yeah, with
the Mets too, I mean yeah, I mean there's a
lot of expectation, like you said, with that owner spending
a lot of money.

Speaker 7 (15:38):
I'm thrilled to have a billionaire, even a problematic billionaire,
Like I just I kind of don't care.

Speaker 2 (15:43):
For years there were terrible ownership. There's finally someone who's
spending money. I'm okay with that. Yeah, yeah, why not
bring bring some glory, Bring some glory.

Speaker 4 (15:52):
Also, all billionaires are problematic, so it's just.

Speaker 2 (15:55):
Yeah, that's why you got to pick your favorite one. Yeah,
what are you going to do?

Speaker 4 (15:59):
Exactly what are you to do until it comes out
that he was a P diddy whatever?

Speaker 2 (16:05):
And then you know, well, quietly just storm right now, Storm,
I'll take it.

Speaker 4 (16:14):
I'll take a minute. I love the blueprint.

Speaker 2 (16:16):
Yeah yeah, Rory, what about you? What's something is underrated? Underrated?

Speaker 6 (16:20):
I would say probably the calm and respect that you
can showcase to your neighbors by just using headphones when
you want to listen to or watch or have a
phone call with your device in a very public setting.
I feel like that behavior is wildly underrated, and I

(16:41):
personally feel like it is the ultimate crack in the
break of society.

Speaker 2 (16:47):
This is this is this is where it starts and ends.

Speaker 4 (16:53):
Yeah, I feel like this is not at all driven
by anything you've experienced.

Speaker 6 (16:57):
It's oh, I got to say on the road now,
it is just everywhere, And I'm always like, I always
want to get a group around me. When someone is
on a flight and they're boarding and someone's just watching something.
Everyone around me I want to go, hey, let's all
pick something to watch out loud right now, so we
can see what the world can be like and just

(17:17):
see who is like, yeah, it's awful, it's awful.

Speaker 4 (17:21):
I resent being the rule follower, you know what I mean?
I resent being the person that has to be like, hey,
could you actually not play your TikTok ye out loud?
Because then I'm looking at the fucking flight attendant. I'm like,
why am I doing this? I also hand out the
pretzels because now everyone's.

Speaker 2 (17:39):
Gonna hate me.

Speaker 6 (17:41):
Faces. Damn, you're more of a hero to the group
than you think. I will always be like, hey, do
you have headphones? And sometimes we were like no, and
I'm like, so I don't either. So I'm gonna play
my like I'm gonna find a Norwegian death metal band.

Speaker 2 (17:56):
And actually my phone's bigger and louder.

Speaker 9 (17:58):
Yeah, yeah, I'm.

Speaker 6 (17:58):
Gonna blast it much trying to get others to play
the same song at a different time interval because we
also don't have that phone.

Speaker 4 (18:06):
Yeah, And they will play a game out loud, and
then all of the sound effects of said game will
absolutely drive everyone insane.

Speaker 2 (18:15):
There's always people at the grocery store having the loudest
speaker phone conversations that are like humiliating for them. I agree.
There was a dude in there who was talking about
how he saw his ex and like he was talking
to one of his other friends, like I can't believe
I saw him.

Speaker 1 (18:31):
It was crazy, and then like they look great, and
then I made the mistake of asking what.

Speaker 2 (18:35):
They were up to. They're already dating someone new, and
I was like, fuck, this guy is the guy who
is on the phone like oh on the other line.

Speaker 1 (18:43):
No, this is the guy speaking out loud in front
of me holding this shame, just no shame.

Speaker 2 (18:47):
And I was like, what the fuck is this?

Speaker 4 (18:50):
And then you're like this sucks. But then you're like
I've been here for fifteen minutes choosing a fucking pair because.

Speaker 2 (18:55):
I know what's gonna happened. Like I want to walk
by and just yell you're on speakerphone. If you don't
know that we can all hear everything you've said. Your
friend or family member, whoever this is, they don't care
that you're on speakerphone for the rest of us. Yeah, yeah, right,
that's what if I found out. If I was like, oh,
I thought you and I were talking. I was talking
to everyone on the play market.

Speaker 9 (19:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (19:18):
Well I don't look at it like that. I mean
I was the only one listening. Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 4 (19:22):
Yeah, that's so wild. It's the same thing about line cutting.
I feel like if we don't respect, oh I get
paid line, I'm so sorry. I'm saying I'm the problem.
I'll always be like, please, can you turn your phone off?
Or you were not here in the beginning.

Speaker 2 (19:39):
Oh yeah, I got that. I got no, no, no, no, no, the.

Speaker 4 (19:41):
Line Actually the line's over there, back there, it's back there.

Speaker 2 (19:43):
Yeah, you're not meeting nobody. Okay, you might be meeting God.
If you keep meeting these fists, that's I'm even Saint
Peter's gonna be like, I don't know, we can't. We
can't have that up here? Do you cut a bunch
of people wait here? If you don't line, I got
to assume you don't understand compassion. Yeah, while you're in

(20:07):
line to enter heaven. That's like Razor, I know him.
I just get the audacity. My friends are already in there. Yeah,
for what's something you think is overrated?

Speaker 5 (20:18):
Uh?

Speaker 6 (20:18):
Not to not to harp on the world of the
airport as someone who's always traveling. But I gotta say,
I don't get clear. I don't get what advantage you're
getting in the clear line. And if we want to
say yeah, but right now, lines are crazy, let's talk
in general. Yeah, can you say pre check that's what
you're doing?

Speaker 2 (20:36):
Just fine? Clear it's too much. Yeah, I also just
want to take a second. They always let you opt
out of the photo when you go through, right at
the beginning. I always opt out, and I get a
little some people.

Speaker 6 (20:50):
Some of them don't care. Some people are like okay,
but I have to like ask you some questions, which
they don't. And I'm always like, well, great, ask me
some questions, am I. At La was like, I don't
know why it bothers you. He's like, look.

Speaker 2 (21:02):
Above the the converts. He goes, there's all these cameras
up there. I go, then, why do you need this one?
Why do you need to be out those? He's like, well,
just go, you're fine, you can go. Yeah anyway. I
feel like that's whatever that is. I know that's not
in the vein of overrated, underrated, but whatever that is.
I wish we would all like just opt out of

(21:23):
the photo and be like care what you do with it.
I'm just tired of just this invasion of our faces
and our phones and our everything.

Speaker 4 (21:32):
It's that, it's the real ID. It's like, can I
just fucking live?

Speaker 2 (21:38):
And the answer is snow. And also all of these
people that are in charge, that have all this power,
I want to be like just so you know, billions
of us don't want the power you want. We just
want to like hang out in a yard with our friends, have.

Speaker 3 (21:57):
A little barbecue, you know, just just the ac to
work at night and go to bed and just like
wake up and get a coffee, and like we don't
want I don't none of them.

Speaker 2 (22:09):
Most of us don't want to be in charge of
anything or anyone. Or you don't want to sort people
by blood type and birth year exactly. I like to
be able to just hit filter on a big spreadsheet
and look at all the piggies. We got to know
what you're up to, so we know what to advertise
to you. I can't imagine that being my brain, how
I perceive what this reality is.

Speaker 1 (22:30):
Well, I'm sure like the people. Yeah, I mean like
you're you're you're blessed with a creative mind, so you
can find inspiration all over and other people. I'm sure
it's like Ridge, It's like I wanted to be a
baseball player, but I sucked. Sorry, I'm just gonna make
spreadsheets about immigrants.

Speaker 4 (22:44):
I'm like, oh, that is the classic baseball to immigrant
hating fucking pipeline.

Speaker 2 (22:50):
That such a common plan for a lot of We've
seen this pipeline a million times. We see this in
a lot of college baseball. They don't they don't get drafted.
All right, then I'll draft spreadsheets. All right, yep, exactly,
there we go.

Speaker 7 (23:07):
Have you seen that video of Stephen Miller at Santa
Monica High? I mean to you, like a real world example.

Speaker 2 (23:12):
Yeah, it was. It was faded. What was going to
happen to that guy? Oh?

Speaker 7 (23:16):
He got stuffed in a lot of trash cans. Oh yeah,
and therefore here we are like paying.

Speaker 2 (23:22):
Paying for it. Yeah, and he was like what are what?
What are the janitors doing exactly at the school? Nothing,
we don't even meet.

Speaker 4 (23:30):
There's just like, can I say, I think he is
the most punishable face Like there's a lot of people
in the administration whatever that I hate whatever, whatever, Sure
like Stephen Miller, Like I get a little smile like
that just creeps up on my face that I just
noticed because I was like thinking of punching him in
an alley, and I'm like, why is he so fucking punchable?

Speaker 1 (23:51):
He looks like doctor Evil on os Epic or something.
You know, like there's something because he's got like the
same like doctor kind.

Speaker 2 (24:00):
Of by the jobs in.

Speaker 4 (24:03):
A crazy way where like, you know, the whole thing
about like being evil making you like ugly. It's just
so true. It's like Stephen Bannon, like chunks of his
face are falling off, like Trump has a rash that's
just eating his yea. Yeah, And I think it's the
same thing because Stephen Miller looks like the haunted ghost
of a man that should be and.

Speaker 2 (24:21):
Steve's the thing. These people wear their karma on their face.
He's forty years young. August twenty third, nineteen eighty five.
I cannot believe that. Yeah, I cannot believe he'll be
forty one this August. Everyone, Oh wow, yeah, yeah, send
your thoughts in prayers in now. Yeah, I will not.

Speaker 7 (24:37):
If only he'd been drafted, yeah, if only as a
baseball player, well, hey, I mean they did, yeah exactly,
or hey.

Speaker 2 (24:42):
You know, like that would be cool all that? Actually
that even better, even better, send him to the front lines.
There was Jesse the body of Ventro was like, I
think Byron Trump should be enlisting for the army now.
I don't think any other Trumps have served, so I
think Baron Trump should be serving now. Uh, And we'll

(25:03):
see what happens with that. But I bet that feels
like lot. That feels like it will happen. Yeah, it
feels yes, or they'll just make him like a general
or something. They're like would literally murder.

Speaker 4 (25:15):
Everyone in the country before letting Baron get drafts on.

Speaker 2 (25:21):
Her teat like, there's no way she would allow this,
but yes, so much. He would have to bend over
so far now to lay on his back. All right,
let's take a quick break and we come back.

Speaker 1 (25:35):
We'll just check in with President teen petulance right after this,
and we're back, just checking in with this god awful war,

(25:55):
military operation whatever Trump has to call it, depending on
the context in which he's at it, because he's like,
it's actually not a war because then I need approval
for that.

Speaker 2 (26:03):
So actually I'm gonna say military operation, and then if
it's then he'll say but we're winning the war again. Sinility. Yeah,
this hell of a drug.

Speaker 1 (26:11):
But he's been scrambling to find a solution, you know,
the second it became clear that him and net Yahoo's
war on Iran was not going to end well, first
of all, like NATO nations want nothing to do with
attacking the Strait of horror moves.

Speaker 2 (26:24):
And it's not because they don't like Trump. I mean,
that's part of it. It's also just again like every
military mind before this, like it's incredibly hard to control
and strategically, h there's no plan that we have available
that doesn't end up with just killing scores of people.
So that's kind of why we don't do it. Yeah,
Trump on Thursday morning posted natodations have done absolutely nothing

(26:47):
to help with the lunatic nation now militarily decimated of Iran.
The USA needs nothing from NATO. But never forget this
very important point in time. Okay, so we get he
doesn't need them. He doubled down on that recently when
he was asking why are you so mad?

Speaker 10 (27:06):
Though?

Speaker 1 (27:07):
That's well, I mean, he sounds pretty unbothered. That's what
I just want to I just want to play his
own words on this Sofia, this might change your feelings.

Speaker 2 (27:14):
All right. This is him being like, it's not that
like I needed them. I was. It was a test.

Speaker 8 (27:20):
I never thought we needed him. I was more doing
a test. I said, I really would love to have
you come up, bring your boats. You can sail through
the beautiful Hormospitch and you can protect people that are
being shot at. They didn't do it, and that's small potatoes.
Do you understand what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (27:40):
You understand what I'm saying. It was It was a test.

Speaker 4 (27:43):
Actually, I was to bring your boats, not merch, because
that is insane.

Speaker 2 (27:50):
Journalist was going, yeah, I do, I do it. Yeah,
I be like, no, I don't. Can you elaborate further
with go potatoes so far? Could you just kind of
describe the shooting at people? Uh with boats? What beautiful?
What name some stuff that's beautiful that you personally found
beautiful about the strait that you have ever seen or

(28:13):
didn't and also didn't even know existed until someone told you.
We fucked ourselves. Also, here's a world map point to it.

Speaker 4 (28:19):
Please really quickly define the word straight.

Speaker 2 (28:26):
That's just the only thing I want to be.

Speaker 11 (28:28):
Yeah, yeah, that's why we like the horror moves so much,
is it we let those know open because it's straight.

Speaker 2 (28:39):
Just like get the bisexual one next door? Yeah, yeah,
real bad, real bad news. Over the words passageway, worst
waterway possible.

Speaker 1 (28:49):
He was then asked about a deal right, They're like, well,
clearly you need Like what's how are you going to
end this? Like there you've you've said that you were
making a deal Monday, and then Iran was like, no,
we didn't even talk to you.

Speaker 2 (29:02):
What guy talking about?

Speaker 1 (29:04):
And then recently Iran also has came back and they're like, yeah,
I mean like we have our own ceasefire proposal that
we're going to send along, but we're not even close
to negotiating with a group of people who can't even
negotiate with us without attacking us. That we were in
the middle of negotiating when this whole thing kicked off.
So then he was asked, okay, well it sounds like,
you know, with the global energy markets being completely out

(29:26):
of whack, you can't we kind of need a deal
right with the Iran No, and they're they're like, maybe
we're it seems like the I think he said he
was commenting on the fact that I think some Iranian
officials were like, the US is like desperate for a solution,
and here was Trump's answer.

Speaker 8 (29:41):
I'm the opposite of desperate.

Speaker 9 (29:44):
I don't care. I want to know.

Speaker 8 (29:46):
In fact, we have other targets we want to hit
before we leave hitting them on a daily basis.

Speaker 9 (29:54):
I don't talk about you.

Speaker 8 (29:55):
I can't talk about specifics.

Speaker 1 (29:57):
I'll post about it on truth social I want to
talk about it. But now he's on I'm the opposite
of desperate.

Speaker 2 (30:05):
I don't care. I just I don't care. I don't
even like you. I asked you.

Speaker 4 (30:11):
He said, no, You're a fucking ugly, fat bitch.

Speaker 2 (30:13):
Anyway, you know, he tried to find the word for
opposite of desperate. He's like, I'm the opposite of desperate.
I'm I don't care, I don't care. My opposite word,
whatever the opposite is. That's put that word there. When
you write this story all day, all day.

Speaker 7 (30:32):
Did you see heg Seth's face, by the way, when
he talks about more targets. I mean he was so
aroused in that moment. Oh, you was like talking about
bombs bombing shit.

Speaker 2 (30:39):
He said a prayer earlier in that heg Seth or
he was like, please break the teeth of our enemies
and kill the wicked like he's I mean, a lot
of people have talked about like he He has some
like nutbag pastors that he listens to who are one
all in on this, like dude, bring that. Bring Jesus
back by howing a nuclear armageddon in the Middle East,

(31:02):
Like yeah, the quickest way to see him again.

Speaker 4 (31:06):
Each fue old evangelism is crazy.

Speaker 6 (31:08):
I say, he's some act, but I think I think
when they say Jesus is gonna come back, I'm like, I.

Speaker 2 (31:13):
Think he's tried to. I think you keep killing him
when he comes back. He's not like a superhero. He's
a human, and you keep killing you probably kill his
mom before he even get kid.

Speaker 1 (31:30):
You more than likely are doing that. Yeah, right, Just
mathematically speaking, I like the os on that. And then
again back to the Strait of Horror mus and his petulance,
it turns out is possessing. We actually don't even need
the Strait of Horror moves the thing where one fifth
of the global oil supply trains. It's through that's, you know,
the cause of all this energy disruption.

Speaker 2 (31:51):
We don't need it.

Speaker 8 (31:52):
Well, we have a coalition form, but they should have
been up here a long time ago, and you know
they're affected. The amazing thing is we don't need the
hormone straight. We don't need it. We don't need it
at all.

Speaker 9 (32:03):
We don't.

Speaker 8 (32:04):
We have so much oil. Our country is not affected
by this. We have more, we have twice.

Speaker 2 (32:10):
Okay, okay, where's the oil?

Speaker 8 (32:12):
Though?

Speaker 6 (32:13):
My favorite is if you Rubio's reaction of like kind
of falling asleep then waking up and being like, I
don't know. I think the whole issue is that we
do need it, because if we didn't need it, you
know what we were talking about it at all?

Speaker 4 (32:29):
Wait, I thought that was the whole point of this
fucking thing we don't need of Middle Eastern policy.

Speaker 2 (32:37):
Is oil.

Speaker 6 (32:38):
I don't know why we don't need to come and
help us with this thing we don't need or care about.

Speaker 2 (32:44):
Yeah, don't need it, and their households for not helping.

Speaker 4 (32:48):
But we also didn't need that also, and we weren't
even trying to do that. I mean again, I don't know,
you're ugly, like I said, so I don't even go
out with you.

Speaker 2 (32:57):
What's what's gas prices right now? In Portland Sofia because
I like I recently high five floors, Oh, five seventy
was the cheapest I saw recently.

Speaker 4 (33:07):
I rove from LA to Portland this weekend, and it
definitely was like mid to high fives, like five sixty
or something in LA, and then it got less as
they got to Portland.

Speaker 1 (33:18):
But I'll take I'll take Trump's word for this because
our country is not affected on this at all. So yeah,
all's well then ends well, well, I guess speaking of
oil and the toll it takes on our earth. Like
I said up top, like you know, if anyone who
lives in the western United States or areas that typically

(33:38):
get snow in the Western US probably had a freaky
fucking quote unquote winter because it was non existent basically no,
Like a lot of places had like no snowfall for
the first time in many years. And you know that's
like those snow packs are what we count on for
our water water once it gets into the warmer months,
you know, Like but ski slopes were they were relying

(34:00):
on snow machines. And also, uh, it doesn't bode well
in terms of the risk for wildfires. Also, and states
are already trying to plan like how to manage water
usage given the record low snow, you know, as we
find ourselves in the midst of another climate change escalation
and sadly, earth death as we've seen, is a partisan
issue in the US, like some are just paid to

(34:22):
not give a fuck by the oil and gas lobby
while they secretly.

Speaker 2 (34:25):
Like, fuck, man, where Michigan is that? Where we go?
Is that where there's fresh lie? I wonder what they're
gonna do with their money? Yeah, right exactly. It reminds
me of the scene on Titanic INTI The Titanic when
Billy Zane tries to pay one of the guys to
get them on a boat, and he's like, your money
doesn't save either of us. Yeah, just eat, should have
just ate? Is like, what do you want to fucking

(34:45):
do with this?

Speaker 4 (34:46):
It's like at that moment you have to understand that
money is a construct instead of like it's a real
thing that exists. The real thing is what you're living in. Yeah,
fucking psycho MBMA.

Speaker 2 (34:57):
We just got to get more MBMA out there.

Speaker 6 (35:01):
Corey Lacostick will tell you, Reverend Corey Lacostick will tell you,
MDMA will a man brother.

Speaker 2 (35:09):
So the other.

Speaker 1 (35:10):
I think the other side, if you're not an oil
and gas shill, you might just be like an anti
science Christian, because that's another thing you hear a lot
where they're like, well, Jesus will sort this out, and
you have to have faith. Cut to Minnesota state lawmaker
Mary Franzen during a meeting of the state legislature about
future weather trends, she decided to just kind of let

(35:31):
everybody know at the meeting.

Speaker 2 (35:33):
You know, I'm not really bothered by any of this
at all. Actually, let me tell you why. It's got
something to do with our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.

Speaker 12 (35:40):
And that's why when you talk about climate change, I
don't get upset about it. I don't get worked up
about it. Is because my faith is not in climate change.
It's not in scientists dictating what we should and should
not do to save the environment. Because my faith is
in Jesus Christ. Right, He's the same today, tomorrow and
forever yesterday. And so you know, if you've read the.

Speaker 4 (36:02):
Good Book, you know, Holidays, it's not with climate change.

Speaker 12 (36:04):
And that's it's my closing speech.

Speaker 2 (36:06):
Wait the book. Wait that the book has an ending.
That is the ending. This bitch not know about revelations.
What is happening right now? I gotta say is is
Noah Zark not a climate change?

Speaker 10 (36:19):
Right?

Speaker 2 (36:20):
Nobody believed him and then they died when they couldn't,
when they drowned. A No, no, no, it doesn't say
the words climate change. That's the thing, is what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (36:29):
I'm a literalist, so it's that's It's always funny when
people say stuff like, well, I don't need to put
my faith in experts, yet you are standing on two
legs in a world based on the achievements of people
who study the sac and the knowledge.

Speaker 4 (36:44):
Of others, and to just be like, nah, actually I
prefer knowing nothing before I do things.

Speaker 9 (36:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (36:51):
Yeah, what an insane take, Just nearly vibing out on faith.
When it's like, oh so do not go to the
doctor either, You're like, hey, I got this weird dark
spot on my skin, doc, which actually you know what,
why am I even here?

Speaker 2 (37:02):
But but you know, does go to the doctor? Yeah right, exactly.
It's like a melon car broke down. What you don't
need a mechanic that's science, No, No, it's just pray. Yeah, yeah,
that radiator fixed.

Speaker 7 (37:16):
There was a scene in season one of The Pit
where someone is anti mask and comes in for a
procedure and gets mad that all the I have to
wear a mask in the er and her husband is
about to go up for surgery, and the doctor's like, okay, well,
so I'll just let them know up in the er
that when your husband gets up there that they don't
need to wear the masks or the scrubs or anything.

Speaker 2 (37:38):
Yeah, and she's like, I'm okay, I'm okay with the masks, right.
It's like, yeah, oh yeah, you do the surgery rack,
all right, Well, let's just do it right here with
having a steak knife and a fork and yeah.

Speaker 4 (37:53):
There's also another episode of The Pit where there's a
kid that almost dies because they get measles because the
parents are anti vacs and they're like, well, his siblings
already got it and they made it fine, like through it,
so it's fine. And they're like, it's not fine. Your
son's literally near death, is what we're saying.

Speaker 2 (38:13):
Yeah, And what we're saying is yeah, and actually the.

Speaker 4 (38:18):
Reason we do the vaccine is because you don't know
how severe it's gonna be, and because it can be
so severe randomly you just ayre like, gotta let this
third one be like y led, God, just throw the
dice or whatever you think, like insane.

Speaker 1 (38:34):
Yeah, which it's interesting too because like they don't you know,
a porn's not in the Bible, but they have real
strong opinions on that and stuff.

Speaker 2 (38:41):
Yeah, but again, that's the thing when you use.

Speaker 1 (38:43):
The Bible to just be like because clearly, like you
could tell this one is actually probably terrified at the
notion that things are so out of her control at
this point. Yeah, the only refuge she has sort of
emotionally is to be like, get that.

Speaker 2 (38:57):
Fuck, get that shit out of your head. I think
that's a lot of people you got Jesus baby, come on, man,
like it's a fuck like your last bed at the
horse track. Yeah. Well, also people are like, if you
just put your faith in the Bible, then you don't
have to change your use of plastic and you don't
have to change Now, none of us are going to
be perfect about change, but God, there's a little bit

(39:19):
you could do, right, There's actually the sad thing is
there's a little bit we could all do to mitigate
a lot of this, Like it's always presented like climate
change it's hopeless. It's not. There are legitimate life changes
that won't affect our lives in such a profound way
in terms of inconvenience. We just don't want to do it.
And also like, look, lady, there are actual signs. There

(39:40):
are many people who are trying to really figure out
what to do. You just gotta fucking listen. Does it?
Does it change anything? Is Jesus gonna go hey, hey, hey, hey,
why are you doing with climate change? What I say
about that? Yeah, you better put your faith in me
and start rolling cold down the highway.

Speaker 6 (39:56):
Such a that's just so how I always interpreted Jesus
a little aggressive, knocked.

Speaker 2 (40:03):
That ship off. Huh huh? What do you want to
live with me and my dad?

Speaker 9 (40:09):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (40:10):
Oh my god, I do want to live with you
and your dad. You better knock it off. You better
with me and my dad. Don't drink bud Light. You
know who drinks bud light?

Speaker 4 (40:22):
Right?

Speaker 2 (40:23):
You know who? You know who knock it off? Jesus
is also from Budweiser. Yeah, uh no, I thought they'd
with Pride month those cans talking about an abomination? S
all right, Jesus God, sorry, kind all right, let's take

(40:43):
a quick break and we'll come back.

Speaker 1 (40:45):
I gotta get your guys take on one of the
smoothest criminals I think I've seen on the internet this year.
We'll be right back, and we're back so again, crimeless.

(41:09):
This feels like a very apt video to sort of
check out. This is kind of blowing up on the
internet right now because this woman had a court hearing
she joined via zoom over some unpaid debt.

Speaker 2 (41:20):
It's like small claims court, it looks like and things
to a turn as the judge noticed that during the
hearing that maybe the defendant was driving in a car.
But again, she's very smart. She plays things very smoothly.

Speaker 9 (41:36):
You cannot be driving, ma'am, what are you doing.

Speaker 13 (41:40):
I'm not driving. I'm a passenger in a car.

Speaker 1 (41:44):
Just based on what we're seeing right now, it's a
zoom screen. There's six boxes, the woman.

Speaker 2 (41:50):
Behind the driver. The woman is clearly I mean, unless
there's like a really an amazing third row of seating
that looks like the box seat of a car, you
might be in the front and just based on the
side kiss in, that's driver. But we'll let her keep going.

Speaker 9 (42:08):
You're still not I'm not here.

Speaker 10 (42:10):
In cases with people driving where's passengers and cars?

Speaker 13 (42:14):
Okay, I will pull over right.

Speaker 10 (42:16):
Jord of us coming out to everybody's house and doing
these on boats and stuff in the summer.

Speaker 4 (42:20):
I don't know.

Speaker 13 (42:21):
I'm sorry, I have an emergency. I'm going out of
town for a family member. But I will have my
driver pullover in on one second. I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (42:29):
I love my driver. I don't know how the driver
in the car with us, right. I gotta say, I'm
wildly impressed with this confidence. Yeah, it's yeah. If I
had just a little bit of this confidence, I would
own a company by now. Right. Yeah, because you have
to have the heart to lie straight to a judge.

Speaker 7 (42:53):
Yeah to a judge, Yeah, your honor.

Speaker 2 (42:57):
You can clearly see I'm not driving this car. I
am in England. Have you been to England? I see
she should have been a little bit northumber because that's
where she gets caught up. Because okay, maybe you got
through the first lazy rounds of questioning, but it's about
to ramp up.

Speaker 13 (43:12):
Miss now that I wasn't allowed to be in a car.

Speaker 2 (43:15):
But not one second. It looks like she has one
hand on the wheel.

Speaker 9 (43:19):
Am I crazy? Or does it not look like you're
driving that car.

Speaker 13 (43:22):
I'm not driving the car. I'm a passenger in the car.

Speaker 9 (43:26):
Sir, passenger, what side of the car you want?

Speaker 13 (43:30):
I'm on the left hand side.

Speaker 2 (43:32):
Oh, come on, Kimberly, you had it. You had it truly.
I thought she would be like, oh when you when
on facetimers zoomped lips.

Speaker 1 (43:50):
And then so then the judge is like, are you
so clearly in the front seat? Like how she tries
to recover. She tries to recover.

Speaker 9 (44:00):
How would you be on the left hand side if
you're a passenger in the front seat? Am I missing something?

Speaker 13 (44:06):
Left hand? Right hand side? I'm sorry. I've been sitting
in a room.

Speaker 2 (44:09):
I didn't know a room off classic diversion. I've been
sitting in a room. Now everyone's going, what's going on
with the room? They're there, they're they're thrown.

Speaker 4 (44:24):
Nowging a life where you're like, well, I was sitting
in a different position in a room, So now.

Speaker 2 (44:30):
I'm really confused. When I'm in the sky ry, I
was in a room. I don't know where north is anymore.
You know how room be?

Speaker 4 (44:38):
It's confusing.

Speaker 6 (44:42):
Oh man, Brian Brian bottom right hasn't even jumped in
yet he can't believe it.

Speaker 2 (44:47):
Yeah, he's like his eyes are big. Yeah, that's probably
her attorney. He's like, I'm just my zoom is not working.
I'm fro. Yeah, he's I don't know what to do here.
I'm gonna get by miss Ca.

Speaker 4 (45:01):
He's quietly typing a like resignation.

Speaker 1 (45:03):
Even he's like, I'm sorry, I won't be able to
represent you anymore. So anyway, you know how it is.
You're in a room and lefts right now.

Speaker 2 (45:16):
The judge the sequels coming after the of the driver's side.
The judge is so gracious here, he's really calm.

Speaker 9 (45:24):
Now you're lying to me right.

Speaker 2 (45:27):
Oh, Kimberly, come on, Kimberly, I'm driver. He said, let
me see the driver.

Speaker 9 (45:35):
Let me see the driver.

Speaker 2 (45:36):
Oh you saw the hard drive spinning? Oh it did
the driver? Did she not assume this was coming?

Speaker 4 (45:45):
Bro? The flinch, the flinch and then the next stretch.

Speaker 2 (45:49):
Look, she's like looking off into the future where she
gets out of this right, and she's trying to like,
maybe I can manifest someone.

Speaker 4 (45:56):
She's like, kind of, can I materialize the driver if
I just look strict enough.

Speaker 2 (46:01):
She's let me see the driver.

Speaker 13 (46:05):
He on one second, I have to ask their permission.

Speaker 2 (46:11):
Mark super smart, I get it, get it? Can I can?
I tell you what I would have done. I would
have gone just quickly like no, don't get out, they
want to see you. No come back. They they just
got out quick and ran. Damn it. Every time I'm in.

(46:32):
Now I'm stuck in this parking lot until they come
back because I want Star Review. That's what Star Review
and I would drive. But I love the laws, so
I'm gonna She goes on. This is where it gets
a little dicey, because I think at this point she's
trying to figure out how to change the optics a
bit where she's like, okay, they've they've got me pinned.

(46:52):
If there's on the driver side and I've got no driver,
Oh my god, Oh my god. So she's now getting
out of the car.

Speaker 9 (47:03):
You're not in the drive. You weren't in the driver's side.
Do you think I'm that stupid?

Speaker 2 (47:08):
She's going to the other side.

Speaker 10 (47:11):
The fault judgment. Our paperwork says that we can't have that.
They can't drive, does it not, Jennifer.

Speaker 2 (47:19):
I think she's getting me.

Speaker 13 (47:19):
Sorry. I took a breath in and started choking, like this.

Speaker 2 (47:27):
I'm sorry. I took a breath and started choking.

Speaker 4 (47:29):
Look, a medical emergency is the next natural step in
this Liehock Well.

Speaker 1 (47:33):
That was a different He was talking to I think
someone like in the like in an administrative capacity in
the court, being like, when people get this, they know,
like we write down that you can't do this in
a car, even if you're a passenger.

Speaker 2 (47:44):
And she was checking.

Speaker 1 (47:44):
But what's great is this woman Kimberly, who is the
one lying. She's now just now, she's just standing on
the other side of the car, as if that's gonna change.

Speaker 9 (47:52):
It can be in a car.

Speaker 2 (47:55):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (47:55):
You're on right.

Speaker 4 (47:56):
Have to look at it a line at it does
not say that I cannot be in a car.

Speaker 9 (48:02):
I'm entering a default judgment.

Speaker 10 (48:04):
You lied to me Judgment nineteen twenty one, eighty five,
send me your council and put in their defendant was
not available at the time, and then was driving a
car and telling the court she was not.

Speaker 9 (48:17):
I'm entering a default judgment. Have a great day, Thank.

Speaker 2 (48:20):
You, Mike. Drop God. She had so many, so many opportunities.

Speaker 4 (48:29):
And it also said right that her license is suspended.

Speaker 2 (48:33):
Is that what you said?

Speaker 7 (48:33):
Oh yeah, that was that was one of the I
don't know if that she was. I said driver was
suspended license stunts court.

Speaker 2 (48:38):
With oh yes.

Speaker 4 (48:40):
So in addition to all of this, she literally had
a suspended places, could have easily not been driving right,
it was on her own, could have easily parked, got out,
started the zoom.

Speaker 2 (48:54):
Full over, full over.

Speaker 1 (48:58):
Yeah, she could have just done again anything else, but
it like she does like she lies this the same
way Trump does, but Trump doesn't get pressed with follow
ups in such quick succession where it falls aparties quickly.

Speaker 2 (49:11):
So this one she like, I get it.

Speaker 1 (49:14):
You just pushed the boat out into choppy Water's like,
fuck it, man, let's just go with this.

Speaker 2 (49:17):
Yeah, I'm not I'm the passenger. Yeah, are you sure
about that?

Speaker 4 (49:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (49:22):
Yeah? What side you on the last ship? The right?
But I was in a room. You're on her the left.

Speaker 4 (49:29):
How do you not even bring a blanket to drape
over the seatbelt that it's.

Speaker 2 (49:33):
Clear the left side? Like the loft it Yeah, duh,
yeah you driving? Oh you thought I was in America.
I'm in Ireland right now taking this call. So many options.

Speaker 7 (49:49):
Yeah, I feel like we've like Rory, we've run into
stories like this on Crime List, and it's always like
when you get caught in the line that you should
immediately tell the truth. But it's when people don't tell
the truth that they get into these incredible pain themselves,
into these incredible cores where they have to keep escalating
the low.

Speaker 2 (50:05):
Yeah, and it escalates so quickly. Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 1 (50:09):
And even like if even going like with your six
point plan, Rory, you would have ended up having to
either sprint out of the car do a really great
dramatic performance. It's it's relying on doing some extra work
that you might not be prepared to do.

Speaker 4 (50:23):
But you know, just you didn't graduate from improvalympic. I
just don't think that you could handle a lot. The
judge about driving driving, Yeah, you just don't have the qualification.

Speaker 2 (50:36):
This is level one improv okay level this is the scene.
You're clearly in the driver's seat, the judges asking you're there.
Figure out a way to.

Speaker 1 (50:44):
Convince the judge you're not driving, all right, and let's go,
h Rory, Josh, thank you so much for joining us
on the daily site Geist today. Where can the people
find you, follow you and consume your content? And what
are some works of media.

Speaker 2 (50:59):
You're like, yeah, I mean, first off, our Crimeless podcast,
you can check that out out drops weekly and you know,
we've been doing I don't know how many episodes we're
at now, but we're almost officially wrapped on the first
batch here, So if you're kind of late to it,
if you're just hearing about it now, go back to

(51:20):
the beginning, jump all the way in for me at
Rory Scovell ryscovell dot com. I'm on tour doing stand
up to a bunch of tour dates in there and
the show Rooster on HBO. Check it out if you
get a chance. How about you, Josh, Yeah, you should
go see Rory on tour. Not a lot of dates left, right,
Rory building up to your special? That's right.

Speaker 7 (51:41):
Yeah, So new episodes of Crime has drop every Thursday,
and even though we have almost wrapped recording the first season,
I think they're still fifteen or twenty to go, so yeah,
catch up. They're not timely. You could listen to twenty
in a row if you want. Benj I also hosted
another show called Chameleon, which is a little less funny
but hopefully ill is good and uh, you can find

(52:01):
me personally at Josh teen sixty six on all socials nice.

Speaker 12 (52:06):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (52:06):
Is there any works in the media you guys are
enjoying social media or otherwise traditional boneless?

Speaker 2 (52:14):
Great question. I don't know. I tried to stay off
social media as much as I can because I had
a pretty hard addiction to it. So I always just
now peek over people's shoulders at the airport. Hey, what
do you say? Oh you follow them? Yeah, you.

Speaker 4 (52:33):
Shady, You're just whispering well into strangers ears grol Oh my.

Speaker 14 (52:39):
God, l ol that last video go back hard, No, no,
you tweet that? Yeah, yeah, post post a post a
picture of buzz light here though, quote DM that to
someone you hate. Build a bridge, Build a bridge.

Speaker 2 (52:53):
Josh, How about you any any media, movie, music, art, whatever.
Oh man, I just saw Project tail Mary. It's so good. Yeah,
going very soon.

Speaker 7 (53:02):
Yeah, so so so good, like legitimately fantastic, fun, joyous.
It's a nice escape from the world, which is also
why I don't do I'm not as dedicated as Rory.
I do allow myself Instagram, but if you're to open
to my Instagram, it's all like modern houses. I can't
afford dogs and cats and funny shit and like adorable

(53:24):
tiny animals. If I had just if there's one video
I would recommend people check out, though it was there's
a mash up or a roundup of chihuahuas wearing masks
surprising sleeping dogs, and it is the most outrageously hilarious
thing I've watched this week. So imagine a Golden Retriever
waking up with it with a tiny dog wearing like

(53:46):
a human mask, and that Golden Retriever reacts exactly how
you're expected to react, completely loses it.

Speaker 2 (53:52):
Shit, I love it. Sophia, What about you? Where do
people find you? Follow you all that?

Speaker 4 (53:59):
The Sophie s O F I y A on everything,
But I really only use Instagram probably and threads. And
you know you can find me with Miles on our
podcast for twenty Day Fiance yep, where we talk about
our favorite podcast ninety dance.

Speaker 2 (54:16):
Favorite show, not our favorite podcast. Sorry god, now it's
gonna listen forever. There goes a world tour.

Speaker 4 (54:25):
Go to my Instagram. I do shows in Portland, Okay, yeah,
check them out.

Speaker 2 (54:29):
Uh find me everywhere at Miles of Gray.

Speaker 1 (54:32):
Fortunyce also talking about footy soccer football on Ain't a
footy with Jamel Johnson and Chris R.

Speaker 2 (54:39):
Martin. Uh, good group of lads. As we talk about
it's probably the most unhinged soccer podcast out there. Most
people like talking about tactics. We're talking about weird nonsense shit. Yes,
get three funny people and like just it just takes tangents,
just a piece of media, like just the Onion.

Speaker 1 (54:58):
They still they're killing it with the headlines they have
this one. It just says archaeological dig uncovers ancient race
of skeleton people.

Speaker 7 (55:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (55:09):
Yeah, the Onion has crushed it for so long. It's
kind of insane. It's the consistency is wild. But no
one has excuse when the Onion has been doing it
this well for this long. Truly, I don't LIGHTTPSLF the
whole time. Anyway.

Speaker 1 (55:25):
You can find us everywhere at daily Zeitgeist that's on
Twitter and or Twitter Blue Sky.

Speaker 2 (55:31):
You can find us at the dais I guess on Instagram.
You go to the description of this episode wherever you're
listening now, and at the bottom you can find the footnotes.

Speaker 1 (55:38):
Footnotes thank you Sophia for backing me up, which is
where we link off to the information where we talked
about in today's episode. We also link off to a
song that we think you might enjoy. Uh, just want
to give you something to blow the just the doors
off your car, you know what I mean. Turn when
you adjust the audio level of your car, turn base
all the way up and just maybe give it a

(56:00):
little bit more of the trouble and then play this track.
It's called geeked Up by Outlawings. It's just like just
again a trunk rattler and I feel like for me
wanting to feel like a teenager again.

Speaker 2 (56:12):
This is the kind of music I would have played
on a Friday.

Speaker 1 (56:14):
Night, So geeked Up Outlawings check it out. That's gonna
do it for us this week. We will be back
again Monday with a tell you what's happened over the weekend,
and also on Saturday you'll get the greatest Hits of
the week episode you can check out if you didn't
listen to everything this week. And again is that guys
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Wherever you get your favorite schools for free. We'll talk
to you later. Bye now.

Speaker 4 (56:40):
The Daily Zeite Guys as executive produced by Catherine Long,
co produced by Bea Wang.

Speaker 2 (56:46):
Co produced by Victor Wright, co written by jm mcnapp,
edited and engineered by Justin Connor,