Kung Fu Robot vs Child, Classic Swifty Misdirection? 06.09.26

In episode 2071, Jack and Miles are joined by comedian and co-host of 420 Day Fiancé, Sofiya Alexandra, to discuss… The Child-Kicking Robot Clown Dystopia Is Officially Here, UFC Fight lawsuit, Bumblebees Are Smarter Than We Thought and more!

1. The Child-Kicking Robot Clown Dystopia Is Officially Here
2. Robot revolt? Viral footage shows humanoid bot kicking child during sci-fi nightmare
3. UFC White House could be canceled as weather forecast predicts Dana White’s worst nightmare
4. ‘They surprise me every time’: bees can use tools to solve problems, study finds
5. Bumblebees have tiny brains but they can solve problems like chimps and elephants
6. Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce Are Planning July Wedding at Madison Square Garden (Reports)
7. Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce - More than 1,000 People to Witness Wedding at MSG
8. Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce to reportedly have wedding at Madison Square Garden
9. Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce rumored Madison Square Garden wedding gets insane price tag

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:05):
I can't tell you anything aside from that's we were.
I was trying to watch Paradise and it's like I
just got to get through off Campus. I'm like, you've
already seen the whole season. She's like, yeah, but the
second time it's for plot or the second time it's
for characters. Whatever. Yeah, that man's true.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
That's true.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
I like we watched Heated Rivalry like three times.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
First one time plot, second time character character THI third time.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
Look, conn story's ass is just undefeated. That's why. That's
why we take I mean that was I lost her
about one and a half times through Heated?

Speaker 2 (00:43):
Right?

Speaker 1 (00:45):
Is this another hockey show?

Speaker 2 (00:46):
Right?

Speaker 3 (00:47):
There?

Speaker 2 (00:47):
Is?

Speaker 1 (00:47):
There is hockey exactly. I think that's the other thing too,
is because it's like the there's the thing, go will
they won't they? The Star hockey Player.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
I think it's based off of a book too. It's
all yah, yeah, So it's just that hockey is percolating
in the zeitgeist. It's just hya shit is. It's like
it's like what True Crime was for podcasting for a
long time.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
They're like, let me just just trust me by this ip.
Put some hot people in it, and the fucking millennials
will be coming out in droves to watch that shit
amongst other young people. But I'm always surprised how many
people I know who are like in their early forties,
who are like, I love this Y series. I love
this Y series. I love this Y series. What about you, Sofia,
do you know about off campus? That's short? Have you

(01:32):
heard of O campus? Okay? But you know you're not.
I don't count you in that group of people who
like YA stuff either though.

Speaker 3 (01:40):
I mean I used to read a lot of YA
when I was a YA.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
Yeah I was. Why But now that you're an m
a W middle aged woman.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
Yeah, first of all, I'm not into YA.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
I only read y n stories. There you go.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
Mostly they're just snapchats from London. Bro, They're drilling out there.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
That's what I call hip hop whian star. Yes, and
I love it.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
Anyone wearing a Nike tech suit and shisty's got to
get the shisty.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
Bro, When was the last time you got nervous around
some wayans?

Speaker 2 (02:23):
Mmmm?

Speaker 1 (02:25):
There are these kids in London who looked like I
thought they were gonna rob me.

Speaker 3 (02:33):
Like they're just like straight off a guy rich, She said.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
Look at shoes.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
Bro, look at shoes and I'm like, oh, fuck, bro,
like leave me the funk alone, saying loud enough, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:46):
Yeah, okay, yep, yep, all right, I see that, and
like one kid has a rob you too, Yeah, one
kid has a Bally on in fucking seventy nine degree weather,
and I was like, Oh, how are they not sweating
with that ship on Bally Balaklava?

Speaker 1 (03:00):
Mate?

Speaker 2 (03:03):
Oh the ski Bailey Elliott sich Bali Billy, he was
wearing the Bally shoes.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
No one's doing.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
Hello the Internet, and welcome to Season four forty two,
Episode two of dir Daily production of iHeartRadio. This is
a podcast where we take a deep dive into America's
share consciousness through today's news. Okay, hmm okay. We also
have a new non news history version of the Daily
Zeke drap It each Monday morning where we do a

(03:39):
deep drive into the Zeikes through the lens of a
different icon. This week we did Jane Goodall, who uh
discovered discovered chimpanzees.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
No, that can't be right, glad that happened.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
She's she discovered how they how they are? She hung
out with them first to be a good enough hang
to study chimpanzees and be like, yeah, hey, Jane's cool.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
She kind of she brows down pretty easy.

Speaker 2 (04:08):
Huh. No, no, ripping faces, Jane is cool.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
No, that one leave the face on.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
We like that one very famous, successful, brilliant scientist who
is a bigfoot agnostic. Ohh we dig into that a
little bit. Hell yeah, hell yeah.

Speaker 3 (04:23):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
They're the episodes on Monday with icon in the title
and it blows up. It is currently Tuesday, June ninth,
twenty twenty six.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
Yep, It's Donald Duck Day.

Speaker 2 (04:35):
Uh, and also National Strawberry Rhubarb Pie Day, National Forklicks
Forklift Forklift Safety Day, and National Meal Prep Day for
all you goons out there who like to just do
your batch cooking put it in your tupperware so you
don't have to have all kinds of choices.

Speaker 1 (04:53):
To be made and making eating easier for you. I
have such terrible decision making prolysis for once. All the
time I was like, I should just be making one
gigantic thing and just eating that all day.

Speaker 2 (05:06):
Anyway, after years of not really paying attention and melting
multiple pieces of tupperware in the microwave, I have started
paying attention to the little sign symbols on the bottom
of them.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
Oh good.

Speaker 2 (05:17):
Whether it says microwave safe or not, that's called being
an adult understanding. It's like, why does this thing look like?
What do you mean it tastes weird? Just eat it?
Why does this look all sad? Shrink its shrink wrap?

(05:40):
Some of them are weird, Like there's one that says
its microwave safe and it's like a box with an
atom inside it.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
Oh, let's yeah, what is that going to come out?
That turns into iron man? Wait, let me get that.

Speaker 2 (05:58):
Just my left hand. I just put my left tantam
the Microway. My name is Jack O'Brien. Have I done? Yeah? Yeah,
my name is Jack O'Brien. Aka, I'm sorry, miss Jackson.
I got Seleen. Never meant to make your daughter cry.
I just multiplied my ball sax eyes. That one courtesy

(06:20):
Johnny Davis in the Discord. I ain't Davis on fucking
heater with ball Max hang akade the entire Discord service,
Just ball I got.

Speaker 1 (06:32):
There's so many to get through. Oh man, there's a
lot of this. Is this really inspired something?

Speaker 2 (06:39):
Here's the new trend? I don't know if you can
call it a trend. It's a thing that some people are.

Speaker 1 (06:44):
New body modification, niche body.

Speaker 2 (06:46):
Modding, where people are inflating their testicular area with sealen. Yeah, mhm,
And Saline's a fun word to put into things. I
just did a saline sialen salen.

Speaker 1 (06:59):
Sanely common Sileen.

Speaker 2 (07:04):
Oh yeah, that's gonna happen. I'm thrilled to be joined
as always buy my co host, mister Miles, Great Miles.

Speaker 1 (07:12):
AKA, if you see a faded sign at the side
of the road that says fifteen miles to the.

Speaker 4 (07:19):
Huge sack, huge sack, baaby, huge sack baby, huge sack.

Speaker 1 (07:27):
Got that huge sack. Okay, shout up, Johnny, so that one. Look,
if I get to.

Speaker 2 (07:33):
Be Fred from the B fifty two's and I'm talking
about a huge sack, we're gonna go for that, babe,
huge sack baby.

Speaker 3 (07:41):
For work too, damn ball.

Speaker 2 (07:43):
Bags, Well, let's Saileen, and nobody understands what the hell
you mean.

Speaker 1 (07:49):
So yeah, thanks for that. Thanks for that.

Speaker 2 (07:50):
There's a whole verse you put in there. But I
have to say it for work too. Guess this is
what you do for a job. I'm always just afraid that,
like you know, my kid will come in and see me.
It's so humilian to my ball. Suh, hey buddy, just
you look in the doorway. It's just an outline shadow

(08:11):
of your child.

Speaker 1 (08:12):
Just shocked. No, this is fine. It's just it's not
the only thing I do. It's not the only thing
I do. Ship.

Speaker 2 (08:23):
We're thrilled to be joying and ire. Third Seed by
very talented writer stand up Median co hosts The Great
ninety Day Fiance podcast for twenty day Fiance with some
guy named I don't know, Miles or something great stand
up who you should go check dates.

Speaker 3 (08:39):
It's oh my god, it's been so long since the
dream throuble.

Speaker 1 (08:49):
Oh yeah, last time, Greta, the last Jack's been gone.
And it's been you mean Greta almost every time like
the last Yeah, and Greta.

Speaker 2 (08:59):
Yeah, I'm so upset. But yeah, I've been ducking her
even though we do have beef.

Speaker 3 (09:05):
I've been vacation you for both of you. Yeah, and
it feels real nice to just have us back together.
It's dream blunt rotation, you know, dream everything.

Speaker 1 (09:15):
Dream blown rotation where we just we give it to
Jack out of disrespect, but they'll immediately pass it on.

Speaker 2 (09:20):
Yeah, my hands shake a little bit as I pass
it from one to the other.

Speaker 1 (09:28):
Like fake fake ding dong ditching, You're fake hitting the blunt.
You're like, oh yeah, just hold it next to your
you know what, what was that?

Speaker 2 (09:35):
I'm gonna say, I feel comfortable enough with both of
you that I wouldn't even pretend to hit you want.

Speaker 1 (09:40):
Yeah, you'd be like, are.

Speaker 2 (09:42):
You kidding me?

Speaker 1 (09:43):
I'm like, you're right, this is just for for.

Speaker 2 (09:46):
Just any idea how bad my anxiety would be.

Speaker 1 (09:50):
I'm curious.

Speaker 3 (09:51):
Camera pants from from miles to me and we're like
blowing out smoke, and then it pants to Jack's face
and he's blowing bubbles out of a little bubble on.

Speaker 1 (10:03):
Yeah, it's so crazy. Crazy Cipher right now. Huh, crazy
Cipher right.

Speaker 2 (10:10):
Now, Sophia. I aspire to have your general energy be
vacation me. You know what I mean. You're one of
the greats. But yeah, we appreciate you, appreciate all that.
We appreciate all the filling in, and it's great to
have you on as a as a guest.

Speaker 3 (10:28):
I love to see a empty slot and just you know,
back it.

Speaker 1 (10:33):
Right, just fall right in there.

Speaker 3 (10:40):
Oh no, everything's great, everything's.

Speaker 2 (10:44):
Good, Sophia. We're gonna get to know you a little
bit better in a moment. First, we're gonna tell the listeners.

Speaker 3 (10:48):
How much better because you literally get to know, we'll see.

Speaker 2 (10:52):
Hopefully better, hopefully even better. You know, all these years
later and she still surprises me. We're going to talk
about the child. Uh, I don't know what. I'm gonna
stop laughing, all right, hold up, yeah, I know. We're
going to talk about the child who got kicked by

(11:13):
a robot clown over the weekend. And I know when
it happened. We got a caveat it ahead of time.
Child is fully okay, child okay, okay. Robot was wearing
a clown wig and that's not funny.

Speaker 3 (11:27):
It made me so upset, it really was because they
kept watching it, being like, well, I just need to
see to make sure it's real.

Speaker 2 (11:38):
Like watching you sound like my eight year old when
he's like trying to talk after he's been crying way
too hard.

Speaker 3 (11:55):
But I like was like, well, I mean that would
be crazy to watch that again. I mean, it is
a child getting kicked, but this is the second time.

Speaker 1 (12:06):
Is just immediately I had to verify that the child
wasn't actually injured, you know, like because it's funny, Like
how for sure for sure when you're too.

Speaker 2 (12:17):
Yeah, yeah I knew he was Okay also yeah yeah,
it was.

Speaker 1 (12:20):
Like, yeah, that's important, I said out loud. I do
care about the welfare. I do that before I changed
my Instagram profile pick to the kid getting the roundhouse
by the robots. Okay, made sure and ordered my own
clown wig to create this.

Speaker 2 (12:38):
Yeh for Halloween will be a good Halloween group contest.

Speaker 3 (12:43):
You know, I'm telling you, I just came up with
the Halloween post and when that's all I was doing about,
I mean, obviously one of you will be the kid.
I'm the robot for sure, I can.

Speaker 2 (12:59):
I can you know exactly.

Speaker 3 (13:04):
Clown Jack would be perfect as like as a toddler.

Speaker 2 (13:10):
As a toddler by a fucking robot as they replace us.
We're gonna talk about bumblebees appropriate enough the day after
the Jane Goodall episode, because we're finding that bumble bees
can do some of the things that we previously thought
only humans and chimps could do, like use tools. Bumble

(13:31):
bees okay smart as I don't I don't like about that.

Speaker 1 (13:35):
I don't like that.

Speaker 2 (13:36):
You're not shocked about that. You see those big fat
guys floating floating around out there, looking like they can
barely get off the ground, and you're like, they're probably
doing math.

Speaker 3 (13:47):
See that's because you're judging a bug by its cover.
I that bumblebee, and Jack, you're a fucking bugget and
it's it's really gross. It's ugly. Okay, I think, Hey,
nature is mysterious. Surely there's something attached to the bumblebee
that you know is the unexpected surprise and the cost

(14:10):
of being a large, beautiful.

Speaker 1 (14:12):
Little Never judge a bug, That's what I'm saying. Just
don't do it. That's a lesson that I have to learn.
I keep telling you every day. Used to stop.

Speaker 2 (14:25):
I just keep stopping you on the on the sidewalk.
Look at this dumb motherfucker. I'm like, Jack, Hey, what
the fuck manuses a tool.

Speaker 1 (14:38):
To hurl it at you? Just a little wrench.

Speaker 2 (14:45):
He's just.

Speaker 3 (14:48):
Puts down his lunch and fucking throws his working wrench
at you from the building. He's been making a skyscraper.
He's sitting on a beam with his other bumblebee coworkers.

Speaker 2 (15:04):
Uh. Anyways, we're gonna talk about bumblebees and how they
think they're so great. Let's talk about the big news.
I'm calling bullshit on this one. TMZ is reporting Taylor
Swift and Travis Kelsey are going to get married at
Madison Square Garden. I think methinks we are in the

(15:26):
midst of a scio right here, and this is my
area of expertise, so we will get it again.

Speaker 3 (15:34):
But the thing is TMZ has been really right.

Speaker 1 (15:38):
Reporters I know Will died.

Speaker 3 (15:43):
Yeah, I'm like, I'm pretty sure they're right, and it
does seem like some ship they would do it.

Speaker 2 (15:49):
Yeah, all right, we're gonna talk about it. We're gonna
talk about I'm.

Speaker 1 (15:52):
Sorry, sorry, left, right, and center. We're going to figure
it out.

Speaker 3 (15:55):
That's why you're the throubles, always getting at everyone's snacks,
making sure we're fucking hydrated, see, making sure we stretch.

Speaker 1 (16:07):
We're gonna hear everyone's conspiracy theories on the Taylor Swift one.
Don't worry, we're gonna hear them.

Speaker 2 (16:11):
There's time for you too, before we get to any
of that. SOFIA, we do like to ask our I guess,
what is something from your search history that's revealing about
who you are okay.

Speaker 3 (16:19):
So my search is doja Elon tweets because her language
made me laugh so hard and I was telling someone
about how like good and original the insults are and
so I'll just read this. Hey Elon, if you see this,

(16:40):
please put the audio post feature back on here. Thanks
you frog build looking bitch, barrel chested ewok.

Speaker 1 (16:48):
You look like you eat sand.

Speaker 3 (16:52):
Absolutely not a no, it is flawless. It's like Ogze
banks type good.

Speaker 1 (17:01):
And so okay.

Speaker 3 (17:02):
And so I replied she didn't put an act because
she's not about that life. I meant she put an
at Elon musk and said, put the audio post feature
back on this app. Thanks you hairless, no neck having
ship banzy face looked like it was drawn from memory.
Keep going when you swim on your back at the beach.

(17:23):
Ship looked like a man o' war our glass ankles.

Speaker 1 (17:29):
We're not trying to be me though. Sorry it is
so funny. Sorry.

Speaker 3 (17:40):
So yeah, that's that's something that let's you know that
that gives me joy every time I think about it.
So you just know I haven't pulled up right right
right all the time in one tab always.

Speaker 1 (17:51):
I'm surprised you didn't clap back because I remember one time,
like Billie Eilish was like, you fucking pathetic pussy bitch,
and then he responders like, you know, she's not the
sharpest tool in the shed, and.

Speaker 3 (18:03):
You're like, I think it's because it was so devastating
and it was just like a throwaway and she just
like delivered like fifteen hits.

Speaker 1 (18:12):
Yea, three sentences.

Speaker 3 (18:15):
I'm like, bitch, I'm glad you, you know, took time
off showing feet in those races fucking chats to do this.

Speaker 1 (18:23):
Nature is healing.

Speaker 2 (18:25):
Yeah, what is something you think is underrated?

Speaker 1 (18:30):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (18:31):
Literally smelling the roses. I'm so sorry to be this person. Okay.
Portland is the city of roses, for so many roses
blooming all of the time, and you would like feel like,
oh why not I just passed by them every day
and just like not care because there's so many roses.

Speaker 2 (18:50):
And why not.

Speaker 3 (18:51):
Know, Instead, you smell all of them and you're delighting
every kind different kind of bush.

Speaker 2 (18:59):
This is what I do for a living now.

Speaker 3 (19:01):
Sorry, someone has to do it. Someone has to be
joyful and whimsical for everyone, And honestly, I love it
so much and all of the flowers smell different, and
if they don't smell, I'm like wow, shocked. When you
meet someone and it's like they don't have a good
personality and you're like, wow, well we all developed one.

Speaker 1 (19:21):
I don't know what the fuck you problem is. I
remember going to the road like that big rose garden.
You know, it's like just like a few like up
that hill or whatever. Sorry for my terrible description of
one of your.

Speaker 2 (19:33):
Remember going to the big rose garden up that hill?
Do you remember that big rose garden up there when
they got all the roses up there?

Speaker 1 (19:40):
Yeah, yep, yep, yep. But I remember going and like
when the geist child was like really small, we were
like smelled this. Didn't know what was going on, but
I was pre smelling them because I was so pissed,
like not the waste, and I'm like him here, bring
him here.

Speaker 2 (19:58):
Smells like wait, So there there are some roses that
don't smell.

Speaker 3 (20:02):
Yeah, many our variety, no, because there's so many different
kinds of roses, and some of them are just bread
for like looks and zero personality.

Speaker 1 (20:13):
And it's stupid. Why would you not want.

Speaker 2 (20:15):
To both look good and smell good.

Speaker 1 (20:18):
It's the fun it's called the winner. Man.

Speaker 3 (20:20):
That's what we love. That's what we love to see.
So I'm just saying, smell all the roses.

Speaker 2 (20:25):
For vigilance, just to like make sure that it's not
one that smells like shit and you think it smells good,
Smell all the roses. Be careful out there. Smell it's
not a good one. It's not good.

Speaker 3 (20:38):
Yeah, my mom, you know limps a little bit. And
when I would we were smelling roses together, I would
be like, no use tracking here.

Speaker 1 (20:45):
This one's a loser.

Speaker 2 (20:47):
Change your moving, keep moving.

Speaker 1 (20:50):
Don't need this one. This one's boo.

Speaker 3 (20:52):
I'm just giving thumbs up to the roses really loudly.

Speaker 2 (20:56):
While you're around them, loudly reviewing roses. It's really fun. Yeah,
that's what sucks.

Speaker 3 (21:02):
No, not worth it, not worth it. I lose good
from far away, don't kong closer. It's not worth it.
That's what we call him monet.

Speaker 1 (21:09):
Okay, no sense International Rose test Garden. That's why I'm like,
what the fun it's next to the Japanese garden. Yeah, yeah,
has like a little is it like a little tea
house or something right that?

Speaker 2 (21:23):
Yeah, call this one broke boy, because it doesn't even
have a cent. And that's the sort of thing that
I would be saying if I.

Speaker 3 (21:35):
See you're the co host of my rose reviewing show.

Speaker 1 (21:40):
Sucked around and found out Jack O'Brien.

Speaker 2 (21:43):
What is something you think is overrated? Uh?

Speaker 1 (21:48):
Maxing? What kind?

Speaker 2 (21:50):
Dude?

Speaker 1 (21:51):
Don't you say any kind derogatory?

Speaker 2 (21:54):
Derogatory? Find a new take? Max What else is overrated?
Because it's that I'm telling.

Speaker 3 (22:01):
You, I'm really thinking we should get into minning or
like making, just just being regular rings all around, just ragging,
you know, yeah, minting it because you know, men are
always maxing ship that doesn't need to be maxed.

Speaker 1 (22:22):
You know, it's like why did you men?

Speaker 3 (22:24):
You're like empathy and like ability to communicate, and like,
why are you trying to max it?

Speaker 1 (22:30):
Max your balls?

Speaker 3 (22:31):
I'm not one of the women that you would like
to rape has ever said wow, I really like it
more if you had just like giant or balls.

Speaker 1 (22:39):
Not one woman has ever.

Speaker 2 (22:42):
His balls were visible from the outside of front.

Speaker 1 (22:46):
I want to see you can see from.

Speaker 3 (22:52):
Yes, Wiles, that is exactly like the turn around.

Speaker 1 (22:56):
The woman stands. Dance's most deaf word for that. Damn yeah, Minny,
what what is the thing that you could start minning.
You think if you were going to mass I.

Speaker 3 (23:06):
Think I think men should start minning their online exposure
and opinions from other men that are grifting them. By men,
I guess I mean more children, but also men because
they target teenagers, but also men.

Speaker 1 (23:24):
Yeah, for sure.

Speaker 3 (23:25):
Just let's men, let's mind a lot of that, Like
spend less time, like hitting yourself in the face with
a hammer because you think it's going to help you,
you know, maybe, like I don't know, build something with
that hammer, you fucking loser.

Speaker 1 (23:37):
Just start eating people. Started ego minning, you know that. Yeah,
ego minning is what I'm saying. Yeah, y'all, y'all Maxim
bro ego minnting. You got ego? Man, watch me expand
my fucking mental horizons right now.

Speaker 3 (23:51):
Truly, I'm like, I'm like, oh, did you take up
instead of stonks?

Speaker 1 (23:56):
Did you take up reading? Oh? Actual books? I really
love that.

Speaker 3 (24:05):
Yeah, why don't you Maxie bocap baby max It?

Speaker 2 (24:09):
What if there was hood? He was just like giving
using their language to give good advice.

Speaker 3 (24:14):
But that's genius and I will be that person. Literally
you ever word, Maxim. Yeah, you gotta check you gotta
check out these fucking flash cards I made. Look, just
trying to be more literary, you know, just you know,
I don't want my language to become homogenious, you know
what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah, me, it's a different kind

(24:37):
of homo for me. Now you can't be yeah, anyway,
homosexuality occurs in nature.

Speaker 1 (24:42):
So my visa really changed on and scene.

Speaker 2 (24:50):
All right, we have our new influencer. We're gonna take
a quick break. We're gonna be right back, and we're back.
And we spent the break talking about how we were

(25:11):
going to revise this clearly two person child kicking robot
clown halloween costume. Ye, maybe it's.

Speaker 3 (25:22):
Gonna have to be the back of the robot, and
someone's gonna have to be the front of a robot.

Speaker 2 (25:27):
There's a kid. There's a little kid next to the
kid in the picture who gets kicked in the stomach,
who's holding a phone, who I always see first and
think they're the one who's going to get kicked in
the stomach. So that would actually I'd be happy to
be that kid. Yeah. Yeah. The mystery you're.

Speaker 3 (25:44):
Just trying to avoid getting kicked.

Speaker 1 (25:48):
We want to kick you in the stomach for Halloween.

Speaker 5 (25:50):
Yes, that's a costume for the entire costume gets you, right,
But like humorously, it won't hurt.

Speaker 3 (26:02):
It'll be like sarcastic. It will be totally different. A
parody kick doesn't hurt.

Speaker 2 (26:09):
Yeah, that's right. Legally, you can't get sued for a parody.

Speaker 1 (26:13):
Parody. It's based on this video. My honor, my honor
case dismiss.

Speaker 2 (26:20):
So the story the video that we're talking about is
I think a lot of people thought it. But if not,
it is if you're if you're a longtime listener, you
might recognize this as the same robot who died while
trying to do the moon, who's like a dancing around
on the side, not died on stage.

Speaker 3 (26:43):
I mean, you took that my accenting way too far.

Speaker 2 (26:46):
He was taking it too fun to get.

Speaker 1 (26:48):
Up the steps and was flopping around, flipping.

Speaker 2 (26:50):
It flapping around like a bathroom like a room, but yeah,
the stairs are I mean that was the enemy of
the robot in a robot hop, the big ed two
o nine robot they're.

Speaker 3 (27:03):
Sitting in the living room with like a family of
room was watching and being like, damn, that's a shame.
Took down our entire family. We were steps. We feel
you on that one could never conquer.

Speaker 2 (27:16):
It stairs and they're like, just immediately start malfunctioning that
same Is this the first time we've seen the same
robot fuck up? Usually a robot fox up and then
it goes away like to the robot graveyard?

Speaker 1 (27:31):
Is you know, I guess is this even a fuck up?
You know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (27:35):
Like, Okay, that's the question that we have to come
to see.

Speaker 3 (27:37):
If it did it on purpose, who would program it
to cake?

Speaker 1 (27:41):
It was in the middle of a martial arts.

Speaker 2 (27:45):
It was a martial arts demonstration for a crowd in China,
and it was wearing the martial artists' traditional blue clown wigs.

Speaker 3 (27:57):
That actually does I'm a blue wig.

Speaker 1 (28:08):
She's a The enemy side just explodes.

Speaker 2 (28:14):
But now, as like having the end of the usual
suspect moment here where I'm like putting it all together,
I'm like, oh, was this an accident or was the
clown incognito? You know, we're not gonna let this bugger
around children. He can't even like get upstairs, and he
like tried to moonwalk and died on stage.

Speaker 1 (28:36):
I'm a clown, different, different robot. My children's entertainer. Man,
I don't know who that guy was.

Speaker 2 (28:45):
That guy was all.

Speaker 3 (28:48):
Wand she sneaks back into first class and the guy
comes together and before he says anything, she's like, it's
it's not me, it's not me. Yeah yeah, and he's like,
it is you, it is you, and she's like, no,
I'm I'm with him, missus.

Speaker 1 (29:08):
So everything to this it sounds like a demonstration, but
there's like a bunch of kids gathered around while this
blue wigged freak robot is just going through some you know,
basic martial arts stuff. And then I guess things go
left at a certain point, like he's just doing kind
of yo. Look at his punch, Look at his punch.

Speaker 2 (29:28):
Boom boom. Okay, now this is the best part where
the kid gets kicked in the no no, so the
kid the kid gets kicked. That's not the best part. Okay,
that's the second best part.

Speaker 1 (29:39):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (29:40):
The best part is because it's a robot, it doesn't
realize it fucked up, and it.

Speaker 1 (29:44):
Just keeps doing the.

Speaker 2 (29:47):
Demonstration. It suns for a second and then it's like, okay,
here we go back back back, here comes with the kid.
The coup de gra right here where I do a
backflip and axe kick somebody in the head.

Speaker 3 (30:01):
The fact that he backed up though, I think he knows.

Speaker 2 (30:04):
Yeah, yeah, there there was a little bit of shame
in it. Yeah, it really I think the operator was like,
oh fuck, fuck, cancel, cancel aboard martial Arts. Just what operator,
it's an autonomous AI being Miles, Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (30:19):
I think it was just like though, just like the
the with the dance demonstration, I think they just set
it up just a few feet off so then it
has no bearing suddenly. Like also, that kid was.

Speaker 3 (30:30):
Someone's trying to sabotage that robot.

Speaker 2 (30:33):
That kid was just up in it too. A part
of me is like, I feel like there could have
been way they were just really clear. By the way,
this has been clear from the moment we started talking
about the story that Miles blames that immediately like, look,
what was it a mistake? I'm like, the guy who
owns the theme park and the robot, I'm like, I

(30:53):
don't know, man.

Speaker 1 (30:54):
What is that kid doing right there? Man? Clearly a
fucking martial arts machine.

Speaker 3 (31:01):
Man, Like, let them fight, and it's just the lawyers
from both sides that you own.

Speaker 1 (31:11):
I guess more so, I'm like upset that, like if
if it's done right, you have to have like a
space like sectioned off, like you just can't have kids
near these facts.

Speaker 3 (31:22):
Was wild, Yeah, just loose children like that.

Speaker 2 (31:26):
Yeah. The New York Post article though, is like it's
funny because it's treating this like it's like doing like
soft American robot propaganda. Bas like it's like, oh, ship,
this thing's all messed up, like are the machines. But
what began as a fun display and futuristic technology quickly

(31:48):
turned into a scene straight out of a sci fi nightmare,
like about like it's not like.

Speaker 1 (31:56):
He destroyed the child. I mean that's not Yeah.

Speaker 2 (32:00):
The American one, the American version would be armed.

Speaker 3 (32:04):
Yeah yeah, he would have like three sets of guns.

Speaker 1 (32:07):
So I don't even know.

Speaker 2 (32:08):
What Chinese robots are. Like everybody who works in technology
is like, whoa, they're like ten years ahead of us.
So like this what we're looking at is New Orleans
in the thirties, you know, and then twenty thirties, Like
this is this is what our future is going to
look like. This is what we aspire to if we

(32:29):
still have a country, you know, is that our technology
advances to the point that we could be like China
in you know, a decade and all get kicked in
the gut by by kariate robots.

Speaker 1 (32:41):
I mean it just this goes hand in hand. There's
like this legislation that like politicians are trying to get
through that would ban Chinese made cars from even visiting
the United States. Oh yeah, coming from Canada or Mexico,
like saying like, first of all, like just don't just
want to restrict like the port of them selling them

(33:01):
of them. Yeah, they're like they don't even want an
American person to see a Chinese car.

Speaker 2 (33:07):
They're like that Wall Street Journal article where the person
was like I got to drive a Chinese car around
an electric vehicle, and like we're on different planets. Their
electric vehicles are so much better than ours in China.
Like I dreve I drove it around my New Jersey
suburb and it was fucking It was like I was

(33:29):
in the future. It was crazy. They don't want that.
They don't want that smoke.

Speaker 1 (33:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (33:34):
Well, they're also like our jobs are on the line
with American car manufacturers. It's like to hear the problem
is no one's inn no, yeah, right, it's the innovation part.
But how is that bailout you guys?

Speaker 1 (33:46):
Okay with that pay with the money. Okay, yeah, it's
just but it's just so funny though too, like because
technologically America is taking l's everywhere that like that, like
so much attention on this videos like probably like this
is this is kind of the problem with a lot
of the Chinese robots, like they get kids, you know
what I mean, So American robots like way better, way better,
way better.

Speaker 3 (34:06):
It would be really nice if like the lesson that
was learned from any of this was ever like, you know,
we should probably invest in education.

Speaker 2 (34:14):
Huh yeah.

Speaker 3 (34:15):
Instead the lessons always like uh, why don't we make
sure our robots when they can kick and have guns,
don't do it to children or if they do, it's
it doesn't exist that you are just saying confidently that
you are solving instead of solving some actual real shit,
where like we don't need to be last in fucking

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math and science.

Speaker 2 (34:36):
You know who's first in math and science China. Do
you see how that kid behaved? Yeah, exactly, So maybe
we don't have to invest in education. That kid couldn't
even get out.

Speaker 1 (34:46):
Of the way crazy crazy crazy.

Speaker 3 (34:49):
I like the little girl in the very beginning that
has her hand out for a high five. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
And I was like, you should be so lucky that
he missed you with that just would have punched straight
through her.

Speaker 1 (35:00):
And I just it's so funny too, like Manes, Yeah,
I'm just like, girl, you were so lucky. It says
if it were like a water balloon. It's like, oh
my god, I love the china like.

Speaker 3 (35:16):
A watermelon and an ad for like wearing helmets.

Speaker 1 (35:19):
Right, I'm sure like the people when they're like, all right, man,
we got to do a demo at this kid's amusement park.
How do we make this robot a little bit more accessible?

Speaker 2 (35:27):
Like I just fucking put this blue wig on it
or something that should be enough, should be enough?

Speaker 1 (35:33):
And then yeah, have they have to just kick someone
right in the fucking gut.

Speaker 2 (35:38):
Awarded to comedians by photographers when they're like, all right,
how do we communicate that this person's a comedian? Yeah,
rubber chicken or wacky wig.

Speaker 1 (35:49):
Suspect. That's the thing.

Speaker 3 (35:50):
I was wondering what the other the backup costume is,
you know, like if the wig wasn't going to work,
I want to know what else. They're like, I'll give
them a side, right, put it aside, Like you don't
want to know what the like comforting regular costume you wanted, right,
saying like why would you be like, you know what
children find comforting?

Speaker 1 (36:14):
This is also fun. This are the new Post article too.
They're like, exactly what caused the kick remains unclear.

Speaker 2 (36:22):
That's pretty clear.

Speaker 1 (36:23):
That's child stupid, like to even try and see the idea,
Like this thing's these fucking robots they make in China.
They're just gonna up and kick kids very low at
any time, man, during a pre programmed martial arts demonstration.

Speaker 2 (36:38):
That's why it kicked the fucking kid, Like, what are
you talk what's the mystery here on this again? Must
have been talking ship. That's the thing.

Speaker 1 (36:46):
Man. They're gonna fucking they're just gonna fucking freak out
on us.

Speaker 2 (36:50):
Man.

Speaker 1 (36:50):
That's why you got to keep all this stuff out
of the country so people don't understand how far we've
fallen behind technologically.

Speaker 2 (36:56):
Hey, speaking of how far we've fallen, there's a big
UFC cage on the lawn of the White House.

Speaker 1 (37:03):
Yeah, the claw structure, as it should be the most
upsetting light rig for that, I mean.

Speaker 3 (37:10):
The everything we're just when in a circle and it's
never a parody of a parody of a parody, And
we are somehow wrapped up inside this insane timeline wrinkle burrito, and.

Speaker 2 (37:24):
We've got front row seats and we get blood and
sweat splashed on this for free.

Speaker 3 (37:28):
And we never even bought the tickets.

Speaker 1 (37:31):
But yeah, so there's like this. We're still there in
the front row in the splash zone, Yeah, next to
Joe Rogan doing play my play somehow in this nightmare.
But yeah, the fight is meant to celebrate Trump's eightieth birthday.
That's supposed to happen on Sunday, and there's people there's
a last time lawsuit to try and fucking stop it
from happening. This is from the Public Integrity Project.

Speaker 2 (37:51):
They're basically saying that the Department of Interior and National
Park Service was supposed to get congressional approval before having
this private sporting event on public property. Then going on
that there's like no environmental reviews and things like that.

Speaker 1 (38:07):
Not sure how effective that'll be, but clearly they're they're
trying to rain on Trump's birthday. But it turns out
that a literal rain might actually fuck this event. Yeah, yeah,
that could be the one thing that could actually prevent
this is there's a I mean.

Speaker 3 (38:23):
His fucking foundation right off that his.

Speaker 1 (38:25):
Oh my god, could you imagine he got hair wet?

Speaker 3 (38:30):
Three little plaster You're gonna see others.

Speaker 1 (38:32):
You're gonna see dude more than wind. If he gets
that ship wet, that's gonna look like melted cotton candy.
That's like putting water on cotton candy.

Speaker 3 (38:41):
And everyone knows umbrellas are gay, so he can't.

Speaker 2 (38:45):
What are you gonna do.

Speaker 1 (38:46):
He's not gonna use an umbrellas, he bro, that's like
a female trait.

Speaker 3 (38:49):
Yeah, that's like only females like to.

Speaker 1 (38:51):
Be safe from The.

Speaker 2 (38:54):
Executive producer of the fight said that there's contingency plans
for the weather. Said it will be able to continue
through light to moderate rain, but if there is lightning,
that will fucking full on stop the entire event, which
is why a lot of people like Joe Rogan has
been like lamenting this whole thing. He's like, he's Joe
Rogan first and foremost is worried about his own safety.

Speaker 1 (39:15):
He's like, Bro, there is moderate fucking disgusting as bitches,
But like, what's he worried about his safety because he's
like because of the war with Iran, He's like, you
just want to have Trump out there in the open,
like nah, I don't know. And then he always talking
about it like Dano White's also insane because remember at
the White House Correspondence dinner thing, he was like, that

(39:37):
was the sickest shit ever.

Speaker 2 (39:38):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (39:38):
The guy had the guns out and fucking they they
got Trump.

Speaker 2 (39:42):
I was like, this is fucking amazing, man, because I
have like such a void in my entire soul that.

Speaker 1 (39:47):
Like experiences need anything.

Speaker 2 (39:49):
Yeah, truly, like I need a gun aimed at me,
and then I can kind of my heart will start
pumping again and I can kind of come first directions.

Speaker 1 (39:58):
And the time I killed it, ship man, I finally
get it. You know what, what was it? The leftovers?

Speaker 2 (40:04):
How that one chick just wanted to get fucking blasted
through the bulletproof vest. That's like what That's what I.

Speaker 1 (40:10):
Fucking that was the leftovers, wasn't it? I don't know?
You know, I'm talking about Victor saved me. Like the
one lady she she was like like she she got
off like getting shot, but like with a bulletproof vest
on Victor. Don't help, don't help him, don't.

Speaker 2 (40:26):
Help him, just say, I don't know what you're talking about.

Speaker 1 (40:28):
Oh my, no idea what you're talking about.

Speaker 2 (40:31):
And that was he said that before I even requested that. Really, Yeah, fucking.

Speaker 3 (40:36):
Nora, why don't you be out here alone?

Speaker 1 (40:39):
You don't remember carry It feels season one? Yeah, bro,
because she was just she was dealing with it. She
was dealing with it a little bit differently.

Speaker 2 (40:48):
The rare show that I've only watched season two of
that skipped season one. I watched the pilot, was like,
that's good, but the season two was good. So I
watched season two, season three. They were like, season three
is really good, and I said, I don't have the patience.

Speaker 1 (41:03):
Anyway, zero of it. There's a carry coon reference for
everybody that they can set behind. But not so then
Also right now it's there's about forty percent chance of thunderstorms,
which would prevent this thing from happening, this already big forest.
And on top of it, they're selling his sons are
selling fucking coin commemorative coins for this.

Speaker 3 (41:23):
Of course they are. You gotta show, you gotta shill
the product.

Speaker 1 (41:27):
Yeah, they got to they're trying. They're trying. There's like
the coins go between two fifty and then the most
expensive one is twelve thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (41:37):
Seems like a good deal. Turning be financially solvent.

Speaker 3 (41:42):
The sitting president turning eighty.

Speaker 1 (41:44):
Yeah, right, where are they going to have to move?

Speaker 2 (41:47):
Like? Once? Once this maybe it doesn't, maybe it doesn't
blow over, but if fascism ever blows over, I do
feel like I I feel like that his kids are
going to be in an infrared uh a rough time
as far as public opinion, Yeah, goes.

Speaker 3 (42:05):
They'll just move to Argentina like the other Nazis.

Speaker 1 (42:07):
They'll be fine.

Speaker 2 (42:08):
Yeah right, right, that's true. I guess I shouldn't be
as worried about them, but I'm thinking about Donald.

Speaker 1 (42:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (42:17):
I was really disturbed by your Vanka neck tattoo, but
I didn't want to be rude.

Speaker 2 (42:22):
Bring I was hoping people would cush hard around baking
cush sounds like the worst wehat strain I've ever heard. Lord. Anyways,
we're all well, we'll all be watching.

Speaker 1 (42:44):
It's probably on pay per view or some ship. People
people watch illegal streams like.

Speaker 2 (42:49):
He's not even democratizing that part of like it seems
like the whole thing would be like and look you
like that's the whole point of bread and circuses, Like,
could you imagine he comes through with like pay per view?

Speaker 1 (43:03):
It's like, what this bread and this spectacle's paywall? Do
you understand how the fall of an empire is supposed
to work? Come on, man, I.

Speaker 3 (43:09):
Mean that's the least you could do. You know, the
revolution will be televised.

Speaker 1 (43:15):
Oh of course, I'm like, why it's not pay per view.
Of course it's going to be streaming on Paramount Plus. Oh,
Paramount plus well as well be pay per view.

Speaker 3 (43:24):
Yeah, yea, yeah, yeah, some bitch ass berry wise ass
bitch ass shit.

Speaker 1 (43:28):
Oh and I think CBS might actually be doing so.
Look it's got.

Speaker 2 (43:31):
Oh you think O doing wall to wall coverage? Watch
for the sickest UFC sixty minutes of pain.

Speaker 1 (43:41):
Yeah right, two hundred and fifty rounds of fuck you.

Speaker 2 (43:45):
Let's take a quick break and we'll come back with
some pleasant news about Bumblebeece. We'll be ready and we're back.

Speaker 1 (44:01):
We're back.

Speaker 2 (44:02):
We're back and bumblebees yay, back yay. But back in
the news. Remember remember these dumb motherfuckers. These big they
have you had?

Speaker 1 (44:18):
Have you? Are you? Do you got? Did you get
stung a lot as a child? What's your history with bees?

Speaker 3 (44:23):
Are you okay, don't even do that.

Speaker 2 (44:27):
No, it's truly just they look.

Speaker 1 (44:32):
And delicious like you're going to say something even different,
like it's truly just like they just looks so cool.
I always wanted to catch one.

Speaker 2 (44:42):
So this is I'm gonna say, this is surprising because
a their bug. B Okay, they don't. They don't there
be be there be and see they don't even seem
like smart bee.

Speaker 3 (44:55):
That's so you're judging them by their speed and size
to not be smart. Truly, it really is your deserves.
I deserve your You deserve the chair.

Speaker 1 (45:07):
Honestly, you deserve the bees be killed like Nicholas when
Nicholas is not the bees. Yeah, you need that. They
need to tighten you up.

Speaker 2 (45:18):
Mcaulay calling me.

Speaker 1 (45:20):
They have like.

Speaker 3 (45:21):
Really sophisticated like legs and ship and like sophisticated.

Speaker 2 (45:26):
Like you know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (45:27):
When you see them carrying or making stuff, you're like, oh,
I could see how you could do some ship with this,
you know.

Speaker 2 (45:33):
Like they got like little belcrow legs right, got the
little things?

Speaker 3 (45:37):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm saying like both specially somewhere people here.

Speaker 1 (45:42):
You're like, I think goofy and Sophie's like.

Speaker 2 (45:44):
Oh, do their legs or genius legs?

Speaker 1 (45:47):
I could really I could use those. I could use those.

Speaker 3 (45:50):
Listen the number evenings I've spent taping Belgrove to my
hands and arms.

Speaker 2 (45:58):
Yep, yep, yep. Just almost tennis balls stuff too all
the time.

Speaker 3 (46:05):
Just any brambles that I walked through, blonde hair.

Speaker 1 (46:10):
You're like, yeah, I got too close to this guy
kind of ripped them out.

Speaker 3 (46:14):
Yeah, like I stid in line to the too close
at the coffee, just scalped someone accidentally.

Speaker 2 (46:22):
I will say the spelling bee people, the people who
named children spelling competitions after them, have been vindicated because
bees are smart. They weren't fucking around what they What
do you got, bumble? Bees possess a capacity for problem
solving that demonstrates remarkable advanced cognitive abilities.

Speaker 1 (46:41):
That's what I thought. I can't that's what I thought.

Speaker 3 (46:45):
They had that brain like that, I thought so.

Speaker 2 (46:48):
So the test forced bees to attempt to access an
artificial flower fucked up. Why not give them a real
flower by a remembering its location and be rolling a
polystyrene ball to a specific location climbing on top of it.
So basically the beavers so smart of the test that

(47:10):
demonstrated chimpanzees could work out how to retrieve an out
of reach banana by stacking boxes.

Speaker 1 (47:15):
Wait, but how is that the bees can fucking fly? Man?
What the house out of reach?

Speaker 2 (47:20):
Hey? Look, man, I got a lot of tables here.

Speaker 1 (47:22):
Yeah, I mean, okay, I don't know exactly.

Speaker 3 (47:24):
I think it was in an enclosure situation where they
can't really fly.

Speaker 1 (47:30):
Does that make sense. It's like it forces you to
use your like because it has a low ceiling exactly.
So for them it was like, nah, bro, we're taking
that ship off the table. No fucking flying exactly, just
polystyrene ball. Work it out. Damn they know ball?

Speaker 2 (47:45):
Then they no, balligent more intelligent than we thought and
they know ball.

Speaker 1 (47:50):
Wow Wow. They said Nixon four with their with their.

Speaker 2 (47:57):
Extra twenty three out of thirty bees were successful. So
that means so this is a big thing that we
covered in the Jane Goodall episode of The Icons yesterday
that like, people were shocked that chimpanzees could use they
were like there there was a definition of man as
like tool using animal and that was like a hard

(48:19):
bright line between us and animals.

Speaker 3 (48:21):
Crows use tools. I mean, I don't even understand why
we thought we had it like that by ourselves.

Speaker 1 (48:26):
We never did.

Speaker 2 (48:27):
Do you think we didn't pay attention to animals. We
used them for skinner boxes, which one can we torture
the best so that I keep getting the science money
coming in. Yeah, they used to. They used tools all
over the place. Chimpanzees. Jane Goodall found them using little

(48:50):
weeds to fish in not ant hills, but yeah, I
remember like pulling them out and then eating those ships
off like corn on the cob.

Speaker 1 (49:00):
That's so smart, Oh so fun dip.

Speaker 2 (49:03):
Yeah. Basically they also had multiple so they had multiple
stems so they would be like, oh this is a
this is a good one actually, So they like had
a toolbox essentially with keep this one for so they
have like a stick caddy. It's like give me the
give me the spiky one that no, no.

Speaker 1 (49:25):
Get the caddies.

Speaker 3 (49:26):
Like if I may say, what, I really think you
should go for the sinner more FLEXI.

Speaker 1 (49:33):
I know I know the best, all right. It's about
trust yours. Yeah, of the water. God, damn it, he's
done it again. Man, Look at all these on here.

Speaker 2 (49:42):
Bro. Yeah, can I get some shut the funk up, man,
get your own career, man, And the one day you could.

Speaker 1 (49:50):
That's why you're the caddy and I'm the daddy.

Speaker 2 (49:54):
It's a cut like tosses the turmite.

Speaker 3 (49:58):
Yeah, and I just go th and then when you
turn around, I'm like one day.

Speaker 2 (50:13):
Doctor Ali Lucola Lucola one of my favorite behavioral ecologists.

Speaker 1 (50:20):
Yeah. Absolutely. Lucola Cola.

Speaker 2 (50:26):
Said that most people think insects are reflex based machines,
that they can't have any emotional states or feel pain,
and those people are right. No, he said, some people
don't even realize that they have brains. I hope that
these results change the worldview about that they certainly have
with regards to me.

Speaker 1 (50:46):
Are you now and then now? How do you feel about?
Can be a real behead from now on?

Speaker 2 (50:51):
I just think that they should think about how they're
portray if they're that smart, they should think about how
they're coming off to the rest of the world.

Speaker 1 (51:00):
Move around a little more intent.

Speaker 2 (51:02):
Okay, yes, thank you, you look aimless.

Speaker 1 (51:06):
It's really off putting. It's really offutt.

Speaker 3 (51:09):
Yeah, oh well, so if you're so great, why did
I perceive you as not?

Speaker 2 (51:14):
How this motherfucker went from this flower, didn't just go
straight to the next one, go all over up and down,
around and then low and then high and then just
to get to the flower next him.

Speaker 1 (51:24):
Now, y'all they're stupid. I would just go to the
next one immediately.

Speaker 2 (51:31):
All right. Finally we got to talk, Taylor.

Speaker 3 (51:33):
Swift, and you got our glass ankles.

Speaker 2 (51:35):
Our glass ass a little bitch a man o war.
But the ankles helped me trapped pollen. Better shut those
glass ass, stupid vell crow ass ankles, I do. She
shouldn't have called him barrel chested, because that's he wants
to be barrel chested. He's like, yeah, you got a

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cage cage ass.

Speaker 1 (51:58):
It's more though, it's like you have to talk about
the organ growth from like the all the weird supplements
in huy wretched out.

Speaker 3 (52:06):
Also, she just was trying to make sure that you
realize like how big his top half is and how
non existent his bottom half is exactly, So she's just
setting up the barrel chest for to be like on
them tiniest little exactly als.

Speaker 1 (52:20):
Grew looking motherfucker.

Speaker 2 (52:22):
So we got reporting.

Speaker 1 (52:26):
Drawn from memory.

Speaker 2 (52:28):
Drawn from memory is so good. So unconfirmed reporting from TMZ.
But TMZ usually rite about this sort of stuff some
of our finest journalists. The Taylor switch in Travis Kelsey
is going to uh their their wedding is going to
be more obnoxious than anyone thought possible. Between eleven hundred
and twelve hundred guests have been invited to a July

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third wedding at Madison Square Garden. I don't know. I
actually I don't. This doesn't bother me at all. They
should do whatever they want, but it's the they've gone
to great lengths to ensure privacy, including communicating with invitees
via text rather than physical invitations. But I gotta say this,

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it's so weird that it My first thought is it's
a distraction from whatever the real plan is. She's she's
gone to extreme links to like throw the press off
her sense she was being out of her building in
a box before.

Speaker 3 (53:25):
So like, oh hello, it's me a frequenter of the
Gaylor's subreddit. Would you like me to goon real quick
and clown real quick, get it get her as Okay,
So this is what the galors are saying. This whole

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thing has been an elaborate gender play, and like Travis
really is with Ross, you know, his best friend that
he's always with, and Taylor's been trying to come out
as gay forever, and there's all these exit signs that
have been planted recently in her videos.

Speaker 1 (54:03):
Et cetera, et cetera.

Speaker 3 (54:05):
There's all these other little connections that I will not
go into, but they are on the subred at Honey,
And basically the thing is they think that it's going
to be a double coming out for both of them.
That's Isn't this the best conspiracy theory you've ever heard?
Why to stay there?

Speaker 1 (54:24):
It's so fun actually, now that has to happen, it's
so fun.

Speaker 2 (54:28):
It's like the fan theories that are better than what
the act what actually happens in the movies, Like in
Twilight is there.

Speaker 3 (54:36):
Like she's been dropping hints about coming out, you know,
like it was thwarted, you know, when she was gonna
come out with Carly Klass in that Vogue issue and
then like Scott whatever what's his face? Van Pilt, the
guy that owns her owned her masters Scooter bron Thank
you they're all Scott to me, Sidney Sweeny's yeah, yeah exactly.

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Scooter Brown was like, no, you can't come out, and
so she didn't come out. But Christian Siriana had made
that rainbow dress that's really famous that he posted being like, oh,
I can't wait for this to be blah blah blah
Pride Day. She was gonna come out. She didn't come out.
Billy Porter ended up wearing the rainbow gown, and it
was clearly not for Billy Porter because the flesh quote

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unquote colored panels on the sides were white.

Speaker 1 (55:26):
Oh, like for a white person's skin. And so.

Speaker 2 (55:31):
Yeah, I don't know, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (55:32):
Yeah, Jack doesn't see race, so yeah, yeah, yeah, you're
really progressive. I've heard that I don't even know when
white people are white, to be honest, it's like so hard. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (55:41):
Anyway, how fun is that conspiracy theory?

Speaker 2 (55:45):
I love that so much more because that's like that
feels like like some ship from like heated rivalry, like
a novel, you know, And we're like the biggest star
yeah yeah, and NFL star they're planning this event. Oh
fucking Oakie doped you because now we're both gay and
this is a huge coming out party.

Speaker 1 (56:05):
Welcome to Madison Square Garden. Dude. People were like, it
should have happened during Pride though, that's the one thing
it's happening in month.

Speaker 2 (56:13):
Well, they don't want to overshadow.

Speaker 1 (56:16):
Oh you know, I guess because it'll be in July technically,
so yeah.

Speaker 2 (56:20):
I guess they're overshadowing America's two hundred and fiftieth Yeah.
Do you think this would be bigger than the signing
of the Declaration of Independence if they did what you're describing, Yes, yes,
I think honestly celebrating this two hundred and fifty years,
I think.

Speaker 1 (56:38):
Numerically that people who even know what the signing of
the Declaration of Independence would be dwarfed by the number
of people who knew that the Madison Square Garden quote
unquote wedding was just the Travis and Taylor coming out ceremonies, right,
that would be all people talked about for the longest time.
But if it depends on who ends up winning American history,
because if it's the conservative and like and that was

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the day the Blood Oath was signed by demons at
Madison Square Garden in front of the masses and when
we had to enact you know, these like even more
stringent anti gay laws. Or it could be a fantastic moment.

Speaker 2 (57:13):
I don't know, But do you think this is a
distraction from what just like a small probably a smaller
intimate wedding somewhere not in Manhattan. That would be My
guess is that like they set this up, they throw
everybody off the Senate, that they send a look alike
and you know, and then they have like a normal
wedding somewhere else.

Speaker 3 (57:32):
The thing that I think is wild is that they're like,
oh no, when to ensure privacy, will be texting instead
of whatever? Okay, do you not think people could take
a screenshot?

Speaker 1 (57:43):
Right, but text?

Speaker 3 (57:44):
I don't understand how they think they're making this any
more private.

Speaker 2 (57:47):
The application is that she has hacked everybody's phones and
can watch it, watch what everybody does with their phones
just and you, of course know that I'm working with
the intelligence community and can track whatever everybody does.

Speaker 1 (58:02):
Yeah, I mean already I think even just the number
of people, that's where I'm a bit dubious, Like I
feel like they wouldn't invite twelve hundred people to.

Speaker 2 (58:11):
Their eleven hundred to twelve hundred people. They're estimating that
it would cost about twenty million dollars.

Speaker 1 (58:18):
What and I also for florals, are for the venue?

Speaker 2 (58:25):
For the venue? Why would you have it at Madison?
Is that a thing that anyone has ever done? Like
I know they had JFK's birthday at Madison Square Garden,
but it was like a packed house and they were
like that was where Marilyn Monroe was saying, yeah, happy birthday,
mister president. But like having a wedding there if you
if you're inviting eleven hundred people, isn't it going to

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feel like a like the most poorly attended concert of
all time?

Speaker 1 (58:54):
That's what?

Speaker 2 (58:54):
Yeah, that's I'm like, it kind of falls apart the
second you even just think about it all.

Speaker 1 (58:58):
That's why it's like coming back.

Speaker 3 (59:00):
It would only make sense if it was like you know,
when you go to a club and they have like
a little private room. You get to the Madison Square
card and you're like, yeah, where's the little private room
for the twelve hundred person wedding.

Speaker 1 (59:11):
They're like, no, this is it loora bowl.

Speaker 2 (59:15):
There is a there is like a little stadium like
underneath there like a little theater underneath the big stage
that I've I've seen, I saw it. There is there
a belly room. Yeah, there's smaller that's exactly a couple
I forget, Like I think it's a couple thousand people
seated there.

Speaker 3 (59:33):
So dude, you just answered the question. That's where they're
getting married.

Speaker 1 (59:37):
But again, maybe why would someone like not that nice
a theater. Yeah, it's like, if you're so into aesthetics,
good underground.

Speaker 3 (59:44):
It's probably a lot more private than above ground, which
is where we all reside.

Speaker 2 (59:48):
Yeah, you said that like someone who lives underground, and.

Speaker 3 (59:53):
Because it would be really crazy if somebody lived underground,
and I think it would be weird, and how would
they get.

Speaker 1 (59:58):
That's you surface dwellers, I mean us regular people. The
way we love the air up here is wow. Yeah,
I see this being like I feel like they would
get married on some olive Ark's island, you know what
I mean, like that where they can control the airspace
or something, rather than being like, we have to do
it in a closed arena so people don't get pictures

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and it plays so big that you already have to
have all kinds of staff on hand to run the venue, right, I'm.

Speaker 3 (01:00:27):
Guessing they do a private wedding with just the families
and whatever on an island, probably like the day before,
a couple of days before. This is probably yeah, this
like yeah, they buy Croatia.

Speaker 2 (01:00:38):
For like a day.

Speaker 3 (01:00:39):
Yeah, And then I think, like, probably that's going to
be just a big ass party. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:00:44):
Oh, look at this what you found out?

Speaker 3 (01:00:47):
What?

Speaker 2 (01:00:47):
No but aol dot com okay where I don't get
all of my news. Just look for the latest reporting
on this. And they are saying Taylor Swift and Travis
Kelsey wedding buzz takes turn with Koy theory. So apparently
I'm not the only person who's saying that this is
a decoy situation.

Speaker 1 (01:01:06):
Because it's going to be a big coming out party,
right right.

Speaker 2 (01:01:10):
Oh yeah, Taylor Swift wedding behavior reportedly unrecognizable to guess
four hours ago.

Speaker 1 (01:01:18):
I don't know what that means.

Speaker 2 (01:01:20):
What does that fucking mean?

Speaker 1 (01:01:21):
Bro?

Speaker 2 (01:01:22):
Like, so they're saying, like her having the wedding at
Madison Square Garden doesn't sound like her.

Speaker 1 (01:01:29):
I see.

Speaker 2 (01:01:31):
I guess I know we're better than we all thought,
you know, because I'm like, guys, no, not my Taylor
couldn't be absolutely could not be my paytay Sophia. Such
a pleasure having you on the days, like, where can
people find you? Follow you here? You see you, all
that good stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:01:51):
I love you guys so much. It's so nice to
be reunited. I'm at the Sofia s o f I
y a on Instagram. I barely post. I'm trying to
get better, but you know, check that out. I will
be doing stand up and I am not dead. That's
nice to know. And I have a podcast with Miles
called four twenty Day Fiansa and you should listen to it.

Speaker 2 (01:02:13):
Amazing, right, agree, I'm not Is there a working media
you've been enjoying?

Speaker 3 (01:02:19):
I mean just reading and rereading those Dosia cut.

Speaker 2 (01:02:25):
Pretty much. No.

Speaker 3 (01:02:28):
Actually, I started reading an article oh that I really
like and I'm trying to fucking get to it. Oh
it's called you Can Run and it's at the Adavist
magazine and I think if you google that you'll find it.
This is the little log line when the parents ripped

(01:02:48):
two young sisters from their privileged lives, gave them fake names,
and took them on the lamp. They thought it was
because their father was in trouble with the irs. It
would be years before they learned the truth about his
life of crime.

Speaker 2 (01:03:00):
Damn. Okay, Well I thought it was going to be
like a Runners World article, Yeah, where you can run. Yeah,
I don't that every every week that's their same article.
Still good running, We still love it. Amazing Wiles. Where
can people find you as their working media you've been enjoying?

Speaker 1 (01:03:18):
Yeah, find me everywhere at Miles of Gray. You already
heard Sophia you find us talking about ninety day fiance
on four to twenty day Fiance. Uh, and then also
I'm talking about uh the football, the footing and the
upcoming tournament in it that'll be on a a footy
with Jamel Johnson and Chris Martin. Working media, like I

(01:03:38):
started watching Paradise, Oh, because everyone's like, yeah, man's Paradise, Paradise, Paradise,
and and so many guests have talked about it that
when I can get her majesty to not watch off
campus for the ninth time through, we're watching that together
right now. And you know it's I like, I like
seeing a little that onion be peeled away. M I.

Speaker 2 (01:04:00):
I'm not watching Paradise, watching the show Widow's Bay, which
is show it's like a horror comedy series. It's kind
of like a like more horror than this implies, but
the premises what if the movie Jaws was told from

(01:04:20):
the mayor's perspective and the mayor was the protegonist of that.
But it's like a a very haunted island and they
just do it. The horror has done really well, the
comedy's done really well. It is appropriately enough. But the
showrunner is Katie Dippold, who is the person from Twitter
who has the throwback to throwback to Thursday to Halloween

(01:04:45):
when I addressed as the Bobba Duke but my friend's
house had more of a grown up drinking wine vibe,
and then a picture of her the most screen accurate
Bobba Duke costume next to a guy and like a
flannel shirt.

Speaker 1 (01:05:01):
Yeah yeah, Parks and Rec writer.

Speaker 2 (01:05:04):
Before that, Parks and Rec writer wrote the heat.

Speaker 1 (01:05:07):
Yeah, I love the heat.

Speaker 2 (01:05:09):
Anyways. You can find me on Twitter and uh you
can find me on Twitter at Jack Underscore Brian, Blue
sky Jack Underscore, Oh Underscore Brian Instagram Jack under No,
I did it wrong? Blue sky Jack ob the number
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information that we talked about in today's episode, as well
as a song that we think you might enjoy. Miles,
is there a song that you think that people might enjoy?

Speaker 1 (01:05:48):
Yes, yes, uh, just just more.

Speaker 2 (01:05:50):
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the heat, and what better than this producer Hagan h
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And these producers like a like a house kind of producer,
but a lot of like African rhythms and stuff like that.
So it just has a nice just it's kind of
it's got a good summer field to it, and it's
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get your fucking get your big toe jumping up in
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Speaker 2 (01:06:28):
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