MLS > The World

Knockouts, extortion, inquests, missed pens and hidden jamon

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:05):
If you were a member of the Japanese national team,
I salute you. You did your darnedist. You took Brazil
to the limit but got undone by none other than
Arsenal's Gabrielle Martinelli and also a great assist by Arsenal's
gabriel my value nine. This is a World Cup twenty
twenty six. We are in the round of thirty two,

(00:27):
wrapping up the last bits of the group stages. Welcome
Jamel Johnson and Chris Martin. Jamel, you said MLS is
on the up.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
MLS is here, guys, it's a real league.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
I mean, how could you use that? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (00:40):
Yeah, okay, Paraguay just be Germany, guys, and whole team
place for MLS. Okay.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
I was running, well, I'm like, where did all these
motherfuckers play at I didn't bother looking dude MLS.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
I just yeah, that's it, fucking usl bro.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
Who is the biggest dude from MLS. I was playing
on pairway, Uh.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
What am I saying? That guy who was at Newcastle
he went back. He's yea, he went back.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
Okay, okay, so much you're doing al Maran? Yeah that
was a match. Chris Martin. How have has the pub
scene been?

Speaker 3 (01:11):
I mean the pub scene has been. I was telling
you guys about Saturday. Saturday was getting a mess. Saturday
was I ended up at a so I went end
up and wet. So there's so many parts of the
city to watch games.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
It's a best metropolis.

Speaker 3 (01:26):
I went to High Tops in Los Felers to watch
the USA game. You don't know it is a gay
sports bar in Los VELAs and is the best place
to watch it.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
Imagine a lot of people in red, white and blue,
but none of us says USA.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
Yeah, just like they got their live I'm not wearing
a flat Yeah. Yeah, it's it's vibes.

Speaker 3 (01:42):
It's good, good food, good people. It doesn't it's like
just enough for a vibe, but not like hectic.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:49):
The guy who serves me the Bergram Fries, very nice guy.
He seemed to really enjoy my bit of flirty banter.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
I'm a married man. I'll take it anywhere.

Speaker 3 (01:57):
And then Saturday end up it wasn't because it was
a little bit because I tip Saturday. I end up
going to watch England game in West Hollywood, you know,
in Santa Monica, a golf club which sounds like it's
going to be terrible. But it's like a scene in
mar Golf Club has Is where the French is the
big French watching place. But shout to Lloyd Griffith and

(02:21):
Rick Edwards from Football Daily on the BBC who sort
out tables.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
It's like tables like good.

Speaker 3 (02:28):
It's a weird thing where it's sort of divorced women
looking to pick up.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
Okay, let's go. I'm really, I'm really, I'm ready.

Speaker 3 (02:35):
Hear my sweet spot? Which is which is I'm going
to play with? Yeah? Yeah, where you're scoring high.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
Point is out here? Just kind of leaning on the bar.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
Time about myself, short time drama, Yeah exactly.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
It feels like something from like Californiication or weeds or something.

Speaker 3 (02:55):
And then I took my son and this they mentioned
this and their podcast. Took my son, who's like to
we're my wife, and Rick, who has a son similar
to my.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
Age, just goes this is is it weird if I.

Speaker 3 (03:06):
Just just hang out of your son while he's playing
golf over there, because I've really missed my son.

Speaker 4 (03:11):
I was like, knock yourself out.

Speaker 3 (03:14):
Free Baby sounds like the plot to a movie Free Babies,
Free Tall British babies.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
Anyway, that was great.

Speaker 3 (03:22):
And then I end up in a house part in
West hollywoods where it was kind of had a keg,
and then they did all these new with the keg
keg with like a built in tap system in the backyard.

Speaker 4 (03:36):
This is next level.

Speaker 3 (03:38):
And then I end up in Barney's Beanery and I
will say this, this is what I noticed about this
part of West Hollywood was red a Hawaiian shirt.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (03:44):
I normally going out in the East part of LA
just a quite standard black wine shirt. The people couldn't believe.
I feel like in that part of town, it's a
different end. There's like not saying I'm hipster, but like
people thought I was Matt. There there's this guy who
was like the bar going, dude, you just get to town, dude,
what the hell is this? Yeah, you look ridiculous.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
I don't even know your name. Yeah, good lord.

Speaker 4 (04:09):
And he started doing that.

Speaker 3 (04:10):
And then I was in another bar and other people
and people were just like, you're taking a wild swing
with this ship.

Speaker 2 (04:15):
I'm like, what is That's because you're in shape? I
was thinking. I was like, that never happens to me,
But that's because I'm overweight, that's great shirt.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
You would have given you shit because you're wearing a
whole This guy literally it was like it was the craziest.

Speaker 3 (04:26):
It was the he was like, I couldn't believe you
have the audacity to wear that on the night.

Speaker 2 (04:29):
Out and culture here is very very.

Speaker 1 (04:34):
First Yeah, that's what I mean.

Speaker 4 (04:36):
It was crazy. The first guy, very annoying.

Speaker 3 (04:37):
But then I'm at the bar and I'm next to
a guy called Philippe and he's just like, this is
sort of fan I love.

Speaker 4 (04:41):
Obviously there's a die hard fans.

Speaker 3 (04:43):
And this guy is like, I don't I don't know
Fallow soccer man, but I'm just any sport I'll get
into it. And then there he's like a six year
old cool guy, glasses with like.

Speaker 4 (04:51):
Gold on them, and he starts talking about London and.

Speaker 1 (04:54):
You from London.

Speaker 3 (04:54):
He goes a man in the nineties used to be
a promo guy for Peter Stringfellow. Do you know Peter Stringfellows.
Look him up right now, Look him up right now.
Peter string Fellow who used to earn own.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
String my Lord and.

Speaker 3 (05:11):
Peter Stringfellow used to own a strip club called Stringfellows.
And this guy, this is my favorite women strippers. He
could be a stripper.

Speaker 1 (05:25):
About money.

Speaker 3 (05:26):
But anyway, as far as I'm aware, it was that
your standards sort of your more common strip club. He
tried to run on in uh West bell Air for
a bit. This guy, this guy, this guy told me,
he said, lovely guy. He said his brother is I
just like this as a phrase that a man would
tell you about goes my brother. He's the richest black
man in America. And I was like, that's just a
great it's a great quote. It's a great quote. But anyway,

(05:49):
he was a promo guye string Fellow, and then he
met him in London and.

Speaker 4 (05:54):
He told me he had a had a night with
two strippers.

Speaker 3 (05:56):
And the way he was telling me about this night
was just like he was just the happiest amount I've
ever saying. He was time traveling and then he vanished
into the night took him and I was like, this
is this.

Speaker 1 (06:06):
Is Philip go to the bartender like he's been dead.

Speaker 2 (06:11):
Chris was so his pictures like, yeah, there's like a
bunch of cando, there's a vigil setup.

Speaker 1 (06:16):
You were talking to a bunch of crumpled up napkins
and place mats. Oh yeah, well ship. I watched most
of my mats on my fucking phone because I'm like
doing all kinds of ship. I was. I wasn't in
d C the week before last, so I like watched
the Japan match at like midnight. It was kicking my
ass and then mostly on my phone. And then the

(06:37):
one thing was the beautiful thing is as we've all realized,
in World Cup, it's like the one time you go, hey, man,
where are you from? Yeah, and not in.

Speaker 2 (06:47):
Purely nice what wealking like, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (06:51):
I had one dude who was driving the cab. He
was from ben On, but he was like, I'm rooting
for all like the West African teams. I'm like, well,
great then because most of them have advanced. And had
another guy who was Bolivian but he was rooting for an.
I had a lot of people who are like, I'm
from here, but I'm rooting for this other team, or
people who were like I'm from South Africa but I'm
voting for Ivory Coast and I'm like, oh, okay, okay, okay,

(07:14):
but anyway, some great conversations, some heartbreaking moments as we
record this. Yeah, we've just seen We've seen three of
the round of thirty two matches that have happened so far.
We did see uh, South Africa lose to Canada. I
think Drake put a gigantic bet on Canada and Party
was like, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (07:33):
Yeah, but they's first bet he ever won.

Speaker 1 (07:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (07:35):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (07:36):
Through ninety second minute from Stephan, you stock yet how
you say that?

Speaker 2 (07:42):
Just pronounced l a FC midfielder once again, once a
motherfucking did.

Speaker 1 (07:48):
Yes, are we going to start podcast?

Speaker 2 (07:50):
Is that? Is that?

Speaker 1 (07:51):
What's going to happen?

Speaker 2 (07:52):
Listen?

Speaker 1 (07:52):
I don't say some arsenal names when we get to
the Brazils.

Speaker 4 (07:57):
Podcast and stopped doing MS post.

Speaker 1 (07:59):
What I mean is I get it. It's the levels.
It goes up and up and up especially, So what
is that?

Speaker 3 (08:04):
Is that just because they're used to the sort of
pullshit the food over here.

Speaker 2 (08:08):
Yeah, they're they're accustomed to the preservatives. I can't say preservatives.

Speaker 3 (08:14):
Everyone playing already has cancer from the food here. They're
already playing the baseline level.

Speaker 2 (08:20):
The guy he plays for l a f C. He's
used to like poisonous air.

Speaker 1 (08:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (08:24):
Yeah, they're all scared of the fucking uh big ass
refrigerator and exploding fumes. Yeah, bring up.

Speaker 1 (08:33):
Everyone's got kind of like I am a mask, like
my body is mask. He's like, first time, all right, Yeah,
that match fine, fine, wasn't the most interesting.

Speaker 2 (08:44):
It was a little stressful. I mean I'm not stressful,
just like uh grinder.

Speaker 1 (08:49):
Yeah yeah, kind of dessert.

Speaker 2 (08:52):
Yes, he's coming on made the difference as well. As
he came on, it was.

Speaker 1 (08:56):
Yeah to help him. And then this morning Brazil to
Japan one man. I was going into this one. This
is my this was my dark horse team. I was like, damn,
they're going to do it because we don't. We don't
do great in the movies. We get to the knockout stage,
it's like the lights go out for some reason. But
this time that early, we're not early. In the twenty
ninth minute, Sano scored from outside the box, I was like,

(09:18):
oh shit, here we fucking go. Once Casimiro equalized from
a beautiful ball from our big Gabby, I got to
say that was a really nice, really nice ball. That's
when it was like Japan was like, okay, man, we
got to just survive. We got to get to maybe
extra time. And that's when it felt a little bit
like there were moments where Japan can still like they

(09:39):
still offered a threat, but it just felt kind of
like what we would do, like in the banter section
of Arteta's years, or would be like clam up, be
like maybe we'll just mod onto this thing and then
get beat.

Speaker 2 (09:51):
It was ten and a half guys behind the ball.

Speaker 1 (09:53):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah exactly, and then Martinelli with a
I mean look, Bruno GiMA rees just fucking just sent
it right into them so clean, one touch opened it up,
boom hit the post heartbreak. My aunts were very upset.
They watched together and they were like one of my
cousins sent me a video of them where they're just going, oh,

(10:16):
that's sad. I don't well, it's just funny because it's
funny because they're watching the goal happened, and then they
saw the replay, and every time the ball went in
in the replay, they went on again. So it's like
a series of them going, oh.

Speaker 3 (10:29):
I will say when I watched when I watched US
a Turkey in the bar, I've never seen this, but
when I'm watching an England game and the goal goes
in for the other team, it just goes silent.

Speaker 1 (10:40):
It's very British. Were just silent.

Speaker 3 (10:42):
Take it in Americans, damn every time, man, But it's
very internal. But Americans obviously like stereotypically lights in. But
when Turkey scored is very confusing because the bob was
obviously full of Americans and Turkey scored.

Speaker 1 (11:00):
From one.

Speaker 3 (11:02):
It was it was still a it's like a sad chick.

Speaker 4 (11:06):
We're going to make goals in so goals are good?

Speaker 1 (11:12):
No, yeah, yeah, I want to hear you hear my aunties.
What time were they watching in Japan? They were watching
live here. That's more give us the close replay.

Speaker 4 (11:34):
That's really funny.

Speaker 1 (11:37):
It was like every so every time they just going ah,
they had to relive that over so maioko, I see you.

Speaker 3 (11:45):
That's that should that should be a trending thing online
where you make.

Speaker 4 (11:49):
A sad noise every time you.

Speaker 1 (11:50):
See the room.

Speaker 3 (11:54):
But I mean, Martinelli scored as far as i'm are
too of the most important clutch goal of the season,
international and national, the one against Man City for Arsenal win.
And that one like last kick of the game coming
up with it.

Speaker 1 (12:07):
Clinical which as well too, because in the league football
sometimes he's not as clinical, you know, like there are
times that you're like you miss that, but hey, look
it's a different atmosphere. He loved it. I was just
I felt so happy for him because once he scored
the explosion, like he got to go to the side
postmatch was like I got to see my friends and

(12:28):
family they're crying. I get to see all the joy
And as a Brazilian that's like, that goes straight into
your fucking veins. Mate, scoring you know they're going to
be pining tonight.

Speaker 2 (12:37):
Yeah, a lot of dancing dogs chalk of is gonna be.

Speaker 3 (12:41):
British stereotypes When talking about scoring the goal, when I
was with our friend of the podcast long As, Yeah,
he we're watching the game. He was with us on Saturday,
and then he goes, how long does it takes to
get a replay in this World Cup?

Speaker 1 (12:57):
He goes, they showed the celebrations for to day. Yeah,
that's the most thing. I don't want to see people
with happy.

Speaker 3 (13:02):
I want I want to see the same, just like
it's what me and the holdings with the holdings are
too high.

Speaker 5 (13:08):
But he's just like, too long to see it replay. Yeah,
I've already forgotten it my brain. I've got goldfish pray
and I want to see it. You sound so an
English thing to be complaining about.

Speaker 1 (13:19):
I mean, it does take It does take a while
because they're really trying to like ramp up like the
human Yeah, yeah, which I get, But let's be real,
this is a sporting event. First. Save that for the documentary.

Speaker 2 (13:29):
Does anybody interview the camera guys from the World Cup?

Speaker 3 (13:31):
I want to see if they're good at I'm finding
certain people in the crowd.

Speaker 2 (13:35):
I mean, just like, what is the thought process? How
much creative control do the cameramen have?

Speaker 1 (13:40):
Oh oh, I'm sure. I feel like that's got to
be a skill because you got to scan the audience
and you're like, yeah, area, you know what I mean,
that's you know they're doing that. There's probably one guy
who's just looking for attractive women, like that guy, just
like the perfect.

Speaker 2 (13:52):
Guy you went to college with.

Speaker 1 (13:53):
Yeah, and the one one terrible, terrible camera operator, but
he just got an eye. He's like, yeah, a luck there,
all right, Rick good.

Speaker 3 (14:02):
There's one guy looking for a very sad fan of
a contry, the Japanese fan amongst the Brazilian ones.

Speaker 2 (14:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (14:10):
Well, Japan is easy because we cry all the time.
We always happiness. We cry when we lose, you will
all without fail. You just aim a camera in a
group of Japanese. Well, somebody's crying doesn't even have to
be a sporting off.

Speaker 4 (14:20):
That's just because it already shine.

Speaker 1 (14:21):
They want to whatever it is, they might just be. No,
it's it's because they're overcomes by something. The most easily
emotionally overcome people. Trust me. I know because I was
crying watching some weird ass YouTube video about fucking god
knows what earlier. But yeah, I feel like they they
definitely get it. I'm sure, like that's just the skill.
They're like, you gotta find somebody, and I'm sure just

(14:41):
if you're not on the pitch, you're just scanning the
audience the whole time. So you find this kid's gonna
lose his mind later and put a pin in that
this person's got way too much shit on. So if
they get a goal scored on them, I can see
their reaction.

Speaker 2 (14:53):
It's the greatest people watching. Yeah, it's almost better than
Love Island. Just World Cup scenes you've been watching Love Island.
I mean, just the guy only I'm getting the audio
from w n b A players like acting out scenes
from the Island. I'm not even watching it. You're just
watching the Washington mystics moments.

Speaker 3 (15:11):
Yeah, and I love you got how's anyone got time
for that? When the Yeah, the World Cup? This I
will say has been a full time job. Oh yes,
my mate lost his job about a month ago, and
I've never I said, You've absolutely nailed that.

Speaker 1 (15:25):
What a perfect time to be Nah, I kind of
did it. Man, I've got a hard up right now.
In three weeks, dude, that ship is much How did
you think of that? Losing your job? Right now?

Speaker 3 (15:37):
He just sends a racist email out like before, he
just say, here's my thoughts on these people, And I'm like, Jason,
it's time.

Speaker 1 (15:46):
Speaking of you know who. It's like, oh, good lord,
you know who. Yeah, It's like i haven't paid bills,
I have like things I've let go by the wayside
because I'm just trying to like watch magic plants die.
There's transfer market ship happening. I'm like, we're gonna trying Bruno,
I don't know. And then the real big match, a

(16:08):
really huge upset Germany way one one then goes to
penalties and my god, what a fuck that penalty those
that shootout was crazy. Germany missed their first one. K
Hertz missed the first one, then they missed the second one.
Then Paraguay was perfect up until their last two kicks

(16:28):
descend it into sudden death and then Jonathan Tah just
fucking Gabby excelled it, just skied that ship. I was like, ah, fuck,
I so sorry for you. Sounds like very the sun.
The sun is definitely gonna will Yeah, full of builders.

Speaker 3 (16:50):
Yeah, yeah, that's why I mean, did you I think
you were in the I was walking watching it on
the way to studio and I've written after they had
two penalties to win it Paraguay, I was just like,
first ever pen cut, World Cup, pens loss, not yet, mate,
Germans to fill my pain. Fucking German surely by Moos

(17:15):
then Coplice getting the building. Yeah, I just wanted because
I was watching.

Speaker 1 (17:22):
Obviously I like Kai he's a brother from our team.
He's a brother black. Yeah, he's a brother. It's different,
so there's a club brethren.

Speaker 3 (17:31):
But and then no, obviously, obviously I want one of
the Germans to lose on penalties. And I was sound controversial.
I'm still not over World War two, still not over it.
And do you know what because of the bullets. I mean,
even if there was just one more, think about it.
I'm one World War allowed, that's all right.

Speaker 1 (17:50):
Two. I know it's been seventy eighty years. I was
like forty five, Yeah, seventy one.

Speaker 3 (17:58):
After the first one, you're like, guys, you've got one
job and one years not go to war with the
world for a good while.

Speaker 1 (18:04):
Did it again?

Speaker 3 (18:06):
They did it again, and you'll never forgive them. And
then and now they lose on pens everything's.

Speaker 1 (18:11):
Bright with the world, come on, wonder one. I was good.
I was gonna say, you're like, that's the that's the
art for the terrible fire bombings. You know, look at
the end of the day they lost this penalty shootout,
they lost the power. It was healing, it's healing. Do
you think you think England can move on now?

Speaker 6 (18:25):
I think we can. Yeah, maybe make maybe make final eight. Yeah,
you have to make that, need to make the final.
That was really yeah, and in that it came home.

Speaker 1 (18:37):
It just come home. Losing on penalties. Yeah, was outset.
Everyone's swarming swimming Wembley, like when a man said he lost.

Speaker 3 (18:44):
Everyone's out Yeah.

Speaker 2 (18:49):
Yeah, watching the white guy missed a penalty kick. I
forgot how good they feel. It doesn't happen often enough.
Oh really, I mean I'm sure it does, but just
I mean when there's a yeah, champions, that's my last memory.

Speaker 1 (19:02):
Yeah, and Gabby exactly yeah one, but then ta you
know what I mean, Hey, listen, I'm sure he'll be
the only one who absolutely Sky was the only one that.

Speaker 2 (19:14):
Gets tweets both the matter and Kai miss. But you
know who's getting the tweets. Yeah, oh, we know where
the tweets are currently.

Speaker 1 (19:22):
Anytime in the national team, if a black every white
player could miss. But if there's also a black player.

Speaker 2 (19:26):
Which is why I would have they should have had
Kai six. You've been running around all games? Yeah, yeah,
arrest before he has the just a reset, just a
moment to just kind of gather himself.

Speaker 1 (19:37):
I felt like mentally, for how frustrating that match was
and the lack of like teeth going forward, it felt
like him having to like really be the one to
lift it up out the gate.

Speaker 2 (19:48):
I was like, right, and it's like it's been on
you all game. You've been trying to score on a
header for two hours now. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (19:54):
Who Yeah, that's the thing.

Speaker 3 (19:57):
That's the sad thing when someone he's the reason they're
in the game, still in the he's gonna.

Speaker 2 (20:00):
Miss the first, put him out there first.

Speaker 1 (20:02):
I think when when more?

Speaker 3 (20:04):
If you're gonna miss you more, if you miss the pen,
obviously you want to seem to win, you like someone
else dismissed as well, right, because.

Speaker 1 (20:10):
It's gonna be the last guy. I mean this, Yeah,
you're right there. It's like it's it's a very ridiculous
how it's tough. Yeah, definitely, it's tough, bull safe.

Speaker 2 (20:20):
Too bad, so sad. Yeah on us at the crib.

Speaker 1 (20:27):
Now rest your ass, bro for sure, because that means
looks club baby. I feel like him a ziploc bag
for us, just putting our club allegiances on the table.
I'm also like, man, you could lose this too, you know, Saliba,
you don't really need a World Cup. Bro. You need
to sit the fuck down. Deklan Rice, you need to
sit your ass down.

Speaker 2 (20:46):
Sure.

Speaker 1 (20:47):
Oh, I mean, I don't know how. I feel like
we're already gearing up for a terrible injury with him,
just like the amount of minutes he's put on his
body this last the last two years. But anyway, Paraguay,
congratulations to you. You are ad advancing to the round
of sixteen, where you will face either France or Sweden.
Hilarious set up.

Speaker 2 (21:09):
For France to make the final.

Speaker 1 (21:10):
Now, yeah, because I mean you look at that side.
No disrespect to Canada, the Netherlands, disrespect the Netherlands. That
could that could be something that they may put up
at least that is a team that has some talented
players on it. Yeah. But yeah, because then on that
whole side of the bracket you have Portugal, Croatia, Spain, Austria,
the US, Bosnia and then Belgium Cameroon.

Speaker 2 (21:32):
That's how the bracket stinks. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (21:35):
Yeah, Portugal Croatia will be one of the slowest place games.
Yeah yeah, yeah, absolutely, Well that's that's stopping for cigarettes
during that game.

Speaker 1 (21:43):
It's it's like, yeah, mutually they'll be like like after
the hydration break there, like can we get like five more?
And they're like are you smoking cigarettes?

Speaker 2 (21:50):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (21:51):
When you when you play Sunday League of a guy
used to be like back in the day, well, you guys,
I'm not going to do any running. I'm gonna stre
be batter than you woking, but I'm not going to
run point so don't there's it. There's an unwritten no
running like Algeria.

Speaker 1 (22:05):
Look at me, the Algeria. What's them? Cooler game? Who
is it? Algeria? No one's supposed to win this, right,
and then is just like better not it? Just like
why not? Let's just bang it? And yeah, yeah, let's
have one. Let's do it. That was really funny.

Speaker 3 (22:20):
Yeah, because that was that was fully not part of
the agreement, right.

Speaker 2 (22:24):
If there was an agreement, I feel like two of
the goals were a part of the agreement.

Speaker 3 (22:28):
Yeah yeah that Mas was like I want to get
my stats up, baby, Yeah yeah.

Speaker 1 (22:35):
Trophy.

Speaker 4 (22:36):
It made it a very fun last three minutes.

Speaker 2 (22:38):
Yeah yeah, yeah, one of the best rig games I've
ever seen.

Speaker 1 (22:41):
I know, you had like a ninety third and ninety
six minute goal and a.

Speaker 4 (22:45):
Value on that performance just what the shirt runner nailed that?

Speaker 1 (22:49):
Yeah, that's some Christopher Nolan.

Speaker 2 (22:51):
Yeah, they smacked up.

Speaker 1 (22:52):
I get it, absolute cinema if he used that score
SA of their rig match. Absolutely I was.

Speaker 2 (22:59):
I was that red lion during Congo's beast.

Speaker 1 (23:03):
How is the red line for vibes?

Speaker 2 (23:04):
I mean it's nice, it's I like to.

Speaker 1 (23:07):
Watch it gets wild.

Speaker 2 (23:09):
I saw knowing what I know now you Hey, listen,
you like to mix it up, so you'll be good
over there, just like elbow.

Speaker 1 (23:17):
Room involved mix it. I forget a favou. He's getting
a little too close to people. They're like, hey man,
there's a lot of room here at the bar, and
you're like, I'm a married man who doesn't get a.

Speaker 2 (23:27):
Lot of.

Speaker 1 (23:30):
Happy to be came in the Hawaiian shirt and bike short. Yeah,
stay away from him.

Speaker 3 (23:35):
Don't come by bike shots exclusively without Hawaiian shot.

Speaker 2 (23:40):
He's been He's been here long enough anyway. So the
big game was Portugal Columbia. Yeah, and we me and
my boy Benny, and we're on the they got us
in the corner. Yes, okay, Yeah, I'm with the guys
and we're invested in Congo because it's like this game
actually has steaks.

Speaker 1 (23:59):
Yeah, yeah, they're in.

Speaker 2 (24:00):
I mean it was kind of like whoever, well, no,
only Congo had a chance. Yeah, I was backstand did not,
but nobody wants to go home no handed. And the
game ended up being really good. Yeah, and but the
whole time it's like, uh, where we're trying to ignore
these near chances in the Columbia game, m trying to
pretend that this game is better. Yeah, yeah, we're watching Congo,

(24:22):
but everyone else at the bar is watching the other game,
and we kind of wish we were watching that one too, Yeah,
and just trying to pretend that we're from the Congo
for like ninety minutes, like no, this is really you think.

Speaker 1 (24:34):
The white people were looking at like they might be
from the Congo.

Speaker 2 (24:36):
Probably I did.

Speaker 3 (24:37):
I from American and Conguy fans in Barnies as well,
and that was a lot. It's that's what I mean.
Lovely is who used to put Congo? You were playing
in the next round this is going to be called
And it was just like this, this lovely, it's in
this lovely sort of lets just be all made until
someone starts slagging off my one shut.

Speaker 1 (24:55):
And luckily, yeah, that's all non football based violence that's
been done to you, exactly. And I guy doesn't just cattiness.

Speaker 2 (25:01):
That's America for you. It's all nice until something American
like this happens. Congo. The they finally let the Patrisa
la Mumba guy in. Now he's doing deodorant ads, is
he Yeah, yeah, they got him.

Speaker 1 (25:12):
He got a like this just with the arm pit
he got a degree.

Speaker 2 (25:15):
Yeah, it's like I got my pits up all day.
This is what I do. Yeah, while I'm pretending to
be a statue.

Speaker 3 (25:21):
They're gonna be a tough game. Hell yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
they got they can, they can.

Speaker 2 (25:26):
Lisa, Lisa scores again, Yeah, Lisa, whole team goes bell
to ask.

Speaker 1 (25:30):
Hell yeah.

Speaker 3 (25:31):
But it boys against his back of stuff. So that's
why we're now scored two goals against his back stand
point team, which is which is they are bad, they
are not good.

Speaker 1 (25:40):
Husainov looks pretty upset at the end of think he
always looks abo upset, doesn't. It was like, but Bernardo
definitely came on and I was like, hey, bro, y'all
were never gonna win.

Speaker 2 (25:50):
Man, you.

Speaker 1 (25:55):
Don't on that man.

Speaker 4 (25:56):
Were just buying.

Speaker 3 (25:56):
We're buying Eddie Anderson. But we're fine, yea somehow the
you'll be good, you'll be good. You left, I know more.
I'm done with that ship. But you have fun over
there in Manchester.

Speaker 1 (26:05):
Man, it's beautiful, beautiful, you really love it. Let's take
a break. Actually, okay, when we come back, we can
wrap up some of the group group stage matches.

Speaker 2 (26:12):
Because it hit us up.

Speaker 1 (26:18):
That should be damn God, damn Itage Group stage. Group
Stage brought to you by the Vegan Food. Yeah, hey
no they got to meet there, Yeah they do, and
we'll talk about that during the break. We'll be right
back and we're back. Group Stage round up. A couple

(26:49):
of things. England to Panama and Neil, was that a
dale bier for you?

Speaker 3 (26:53):
It was a game. It's one of those weird ones
where England is expected to win. I mean, I love
of it was a as I said, we just did
a very enjoyable arena watching him.

Speaker 4 (27:03):
But I was like, this is not gonna be a
good game.

Speaker 3 (27:04):
And the way he's two Chuols picked the England squad
is he's not picked it to win against these low
block teams.

Speaker 1 (27:12):
He's built.

Speaker 3 (27:12):
He's picked a team I think that can play against
like a Brazil or someone good. So these kind of
group stages, it's like, let's just get him out the way.
But Bellingham has the that guy Geene. He comes up
clutch and then Harold Kane becomes the top score at
World Cups for England and it's just so nice he
doesn't play for Tottenham anyore because I could just unashamedly
say he is one of the best forwards I've ever

(27:34):
seen in my life because you can just do everything.
But yeah, England definitely have a few have some issue
that the fullback scenario is not looking great now at
the back we just look a bit. We need to
let a goal in when someone I forgot. I forgot
the Panama player. But Panama weren't terrible, they were pretty decent.
I feel like like there's been very few.

Speaker 4 (27:55):
Batterings in this tournament.

Speaker 3 (27:56):
It's been a lot of teams have really like a
well drilled and can hold their own. And Germany apart
from that one, yeah, yeah, that's one.

Speaker 1 (28:06):
Yeah, when people people are resting to but.

Speaker 2 (28:09):
Even still, I feel like I could count them one here.

Speaker 3 (28:11):
Yeah yeah, because you thought with the bigger tournament it
would be so many more batterings, but no, So I
think England did enough top of the group. Congo is
going to be similar though much the same. It's gonna
they're gonna sit in and be hard to break down.
And then I kept thinking, like my pitch to him
was like get on, get on, that's not because the
arsenal thing was like he's one of the few, like
I'd call him a lock picker someone that can kind

(28:32):
of like whereas like Roger's belling and they've got that
like big guy, big stride running into the box, powerful
great footballers, but just lacked that little bit of you know,
around the box slide rule passing so and.

Speaker 1 (28:45):
Even just a clever like a little cheeky dribble to
get out of tight like tight space like Eza will
do that certainly, and like you can suddenly have the
whole you know, just a whole field in front of
you on a break or something.

Speaker 3 (28:57):
But nice to score for a corner and it'd be
good apparently rather than delivery right love outswingers, which is
contrary to the Arsenal way.

Speaker 1 (29:09):
But job done.

Speaker 3 (29:10):
I guess it is like who knows how We're only
gonna know how how good the England team is really,
I think when we play better teams, but we have to.
But you just saw a Paraguay beach army, Like, yeah,
it can happen, like teams.

Speaker 1 (29:23):
There's a lot of teams that can sit in again and.

Speaker 2 (29:26):
We say on a counter, I mean, this guy loves
nothing more than to destroy British hearts, counter attack what
he does for.

Speaker 1 (29:34):
A living exactly, I know. I know, so yeah, and
he's he's like, brid play against these motherfuckers.

Speaker 2 (29:38):
I know all these fucking fuckers.

Speaker 1 (29:40):
I will wake up. That's how he says in like, wait,
I know all these fucking fuckers.

Speaker 3 (29:48):
Bro, the guy who the guy who doesn't know what
to say, so he just starts swearing. Do you know
those guys when you play.

Speaker 1 (29:53):
Sports who just I'm just going to try and get
every up for the game. I'm just gonna swear, fucking
go you sorry. I brought my son here. He's only three.

Speaker 2 (30:02):
Yeah, man, bro, speaking of ear muffs, I have to
raise my hand for this. What the hell is going
on with Jed Spencer? Is this chin strap? Yeah?

Speaker 7 (30:13):
No, he's he's going yeah because had like Josh, which
is insane when you think like a matter of like
just a man playing a fully important game of football
with a broken jewel.

Speaker 4 (30:24):
He's crazy.

Speaker 2 (30:25):
To me.

Speaker 1 (30:25):
It's like when he's got like it's kind of cool
because he looks like a Marvel super villain. That's somebody
to say.

Speaker 2 (30:30):
He looked like like Iron Flux.

Speaker 1 (30:32):
Yeah, he looks like you got it, you gotta smooth,
Like he can just hit a button and that's it
turns into a helmet. We like, it doesn't look goofy
a neck brace. I'm like, oh, what's he on? Yeah,
that's cool, okay, Jed.

Speaker 2 (30:44):
He looked like the Danger Room in the new Marvel
Fighting game. That's a deep cut.

Speaker 1 (30:51):
What does that mean? So just throws a bunch of
robots at you.

Speaker 2 (30:53):
Yeah, yeah, just crazy lancers and yeah, yeah, I know
about the Danger Room. Canonically speaking, they made they turned
the day. They like personify the Danger Room and it
looks its room is a person who looks like Jed
Spence but is like painted imagine Jed Spence but all
light blue thing with the dreads.

Speaker 3 (31:15):
You know, Marvel they started choosing goalie outfits to be
distracting from one on ones, right, that was a big
thing back in the day, Like they'd pick a bright
color that I don't know definitely has done it. I'm
sure like maybe Marina someone, you know, Marginal Games. But
I will say, if you're playing as an attacking winger
and your defender has that on his face, it's gonna

(31:37):
make it's going to put you off your game a
little bit. Yeah, I'll be like, that's just it's unusual.

Speaker 1 (31:42):
I'm just I'm still looking at this render of the
Danger Room Jed Spencer was that tripping? Which which version?
This looks like a white lady?

Speaker 2 (31:50):
Well that's just a yeah okay, yeah it looks like
it could turn into that could all the team where
one of those head guards sold down.

Speaker 1 (32:00):
I think that would put you off. I just be like,
I'd be like, bro, do this sof bro, he's hurt.
What do you think that's weakness?

Speaker 4 (32:07):
Well, you just slap him in the jew.

Speaker 1 (32:10):
Just something like what you know, just because how good
is that really? For broken jewel?

Speaker 4 (32:16):
You test it?

Speaker 2 (32:18):
You know what?

Speaker 1 (32:18):
I test it?

Speaker 2 (32:19):
Touch it?

Speaker 1 (32:23):
Yeah, yeah, just get in there and be like let
him know, just let him know your ship can be
smashed again, you know. Or maybe he's wearing it, like
how Rip Hamilton never took off his mask. Rip Hamilton
was just like just now it just feels good, feel
more became. Do you know Rip Hamilton? Are you familiar with? No? Okay,
the name, it's a different person, similar thing. Yeah, he

(32:44):
played for the Pistons. Uh and he also wore a mask.

Speaker 3 (32:47):
I remember who's the guy used to wear glasses to
play basketball in the nine?

Speaker 1 (32:51):
Patrick Ewing?

Speaker 3 (32:53):
No, you care, someone else will, someone else will shade
them sort obviously there's grant.

Speaker 1 (33:00):
I know you're thinking of a Horrors grund to think
of somebody. It had to be a bulls player for
it to get to English.

Speaker 2 (33:05):
Yeah, that's fair.

Speaker 4 (33:08):
Car to getting England. I used to have a Chicago
Bulls hat.

Speaker 6 (33:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (33:11):
This guy, this guy Rip Hamilton would wear it. This
is a little bit of a cultural exchange brought to
you by Infoot.

Speaker 2 (33:16):
Here we go.

Speaker 1 (33:16):
I love it while because ship and then he then
he was just part of was like I just played better.
I don't know, I just like having it on. I
I didn't even need it anymore. Yeah, anyway, that.

Speaker 3 (33:27):
David's with the glasses one, I can think of it,
like what how much head gear can you sort.

Speaker 1 (33:31):
Of would.

Speaker 4 (33:34):
Okay, do you keep adding different things to your phone?

Speaker 2 (33:37):
Wearing hat?

Speaker 4 (33:37):
But what you did it throughout the game?

Speaker 3 (33:39):
Like it's sort of twenty minutes hydration, you put on
the chin strap.

Speaker 1 (33:43):
Don't explain it doing He's thinking about you. What's this
guy mine? Give me through?

Speaker 4 (33:47):
Next break, you put the David's glasses on.

Speaker 1 (33:50):
Yeah, now you go. I can't see his eyes, Homer, Yeah,
that's what smoking picked it up during the hydration break.
Next break, headband saloud. No, yeah, you go with the
same maxim saying maximums on the Gucci headman maxim. He
went the fucking Gucci joint on. But they would allow
that in a so brand Yeah, because you know how

(34:12):
like they were covering band.

Speaker 2 (34:14):
If you want, you can put on a power A headband,
Coca Cola.

Speaker 1 (34:16):
Power Aid, Coca Cola, gar Airways, Lenovo, Yeah, Adidas big
brand with t C L or high Sense, high Sense
ting you got sponsored headband.

Speaker 3 (34:29):
And then maybe for the last one, you wear what's
the what's the guy the Mexican striker from Fulham got
his name l him and you wear one of them
in your head and have you got a bit of
your skull missing? And then actually up there you just
got a piece of ham you just take out and
see there's a little hamd a little.

Speaker 1 (34:51):
Like rees like he's like, what's going on with that?
Like dis cover he's covering his mouth. It's them and
he's looking he's like and everybody just kind of rolling
it up, put it under the Oh, this this is
something just.

Speaker 2 (35:14):
There's a long V R B A R debate on like, well,
he was eating, like we said it, he covered up,
he was eating. He was he was just.

Speaker 1 (35:26):
If you look, he has a toothpick and he's picking
his mouth the toothpick. He was doing that.

Speaker 2 (35:31):
It is weird. The amount of spitting you see doesn't
bother me. But if I saw a guy eating ham
mid game, I'd beat.

Speaker 1 (35:37):
Oh yeah, I do not want to see it. I'd
be pretty stop myself, even like I remember like that one,
remember Russell Westbrook was famously eating sneaking the fries and
I was even, but I don't like I love that.

Speaker 3 (35:49):
I like it.

Speaker 2 (35:50):
He was like sitting on the side and like I
suit me, like just.

Speaker 1 (35:55):
That's surprising that more, that's that's something.

Speaker 3 (35:57):
I'm a snacker, so I'd find it haunts and yeah,
have a little slice of guess.

Speaker 1 (36:01):
Maybe we've never seen anyone eat anything on pitch. It's
always like those gels. If you ever seen drink, like, yeah,
what is what is the what is the You can
have gel on the side? Can you what food? What food?

Speaker 2 (36:11):
What is it?

Speaker 1 (36:12):
Then wear a helmet. I can't wear this chin strap.
I can't put me in my protector. I got a
handband on.

Speaker 4 (36:18):
But it feels like with with with the celebrations.

Speaker 3 (36:21):
Obviously, the Iranian one I feel very bad because I
always watched that game. I was so cheering for them,
and then and then he does it and he gets
the glasses from the meme.

Speaker 2 (36:29):
That's the meme.

Speaker 3 (36:30):
Get the deal with it sunglasses, once you get the
once you get props out, you're like.

Speaker 2 (36:34):
The meme shades they shouldn't have been.

Speaker 1 (36:38):
Was like I was watching and then I was texting people,
and then it was that thing where everyone's like, who's
there is only one guy? I was like the goalies
in front gy, Yeah, and I know this is your
first show. J Khalil's that day.

Speaker 2 (36:50):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (36:51):
He brought him out in that Egypt match stoppage time.
He thought, man, and you get it too, you really
you really thought you did that and I understand, But
then for it to get taken away that was the
part that really it was just that it's like, nah, bro,
you didn't even like it would have been. That's worse

(37:11):
than you, like getting the goal and then losing from it,
like a goal Egypt scored or something like that. The
fact that it was just like, no, bro, that shouldn't
even happen. Yeah, and you're like, but my Shad Glass
is browing all the bullshit that we've been their fucking
FIFA is fucking us. They're colluding with the US government
to make this the worst ship. It's also crazy the ship.

(37:32):
They asked these players at the end of a match, like, hey,
homie was a straight of horror moon. It's gonna be
able to back up.

Speaker 4 (37:37):
They're like, I'm here with you. I'm just just looked
like I brought the main shade.

Speaker 1 (37:43):
Yes, hold on, you're not gonna ask about these I
was the guy who pulled out the fucking deal with this.

Speaker 2 (37:48):
I'm glad you know shipping container that was in the
straight hormones.

Speaker 1 (37:53):
Know, man, somebody gave them to me at the hotels.
They thought it would be lit if I if I
did that, huh huh. So do you think about the
new ayatola that your boy?

Speaker 2 (38:02):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (38:03):
Look, man, I'm just looking for I'm just trying to
get back to Tijuana on this jet because we cannot
stay in the United States. Sad as hell, And I
was still let my might get through on the third
place thing.

Speaker 2 (38:15):
Yeah tough, right, and then Congo, so Congo knocks him out,
and I'm at the bar and there's a very nice
Iranian man who's like it's only me Membinium watching them.
We're the only ones paying attention to the screen until
the second half when an Iranian guy and a wife
Peter walks up and he's like, yo, kind of need
who's better stand to win race?

Speaker 4 (38:34):
Yeah, yeah, I'll be honest, I have no control over
what's happening.

Speaker 1 (38:39):
Be real with you guys. Puts the blick on the table.

Speaker 2 (38:42):
Yeah, you're like okay, and like me and mine were like, listen,
we we want around to get in. Last night was
really heartbreaking, But obviously we're rolling with Congo. Bro. If
they win, they might get to keep some of their
cow boat Man, we're trying to get our resources back.

Speaker 1 (38:56):
Dog, I don't know what you are kind of going
through some ship too, you feel me, y'all.

Speaker 2 (39:00):
Going to but it just we just agree. It didn't
turn into anything, you guys. Every time Congo scored, it
was just it was like when a batman ses out
for just a little look like.

Speaker 1 (39:14):
All right, sir, you know sorry Bro, Mike Cocaine.

Speaker 3 (39:19):
Yeah, the roby the size of a Changerain that's quite
quite always does a robate the size of a changer rain.

Speaker 1 (39:31):
The Turkey US match was also fun to watch that
was Yeah, turkye turkyyy Turkey us uh in the US
Austin trustee kind of former arsenal.

Speaker 3 (39:44):
I mean technically he was a lot of arsenal. Baligan
wasn't playing it. There's Matt Turner him.

Speaker 1 (39:49):
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (39:50):
When I saw Matt Turner was playing, I was like,
you guys are going to win this.

Speaker 1 (39:53):
Yeah. I don't know who you have a goalie is,
but I know he's not Matt Turner. That's good. If
it's not sorry that turn Yeah, a nice guy. Terrible
have you You know those commercials they do on Fox
that's like it's you know, it's like the fantasy vision
of the US winning the World Cup. It's how it
starts and then it like cuts to the dudes at
the bar and like you really think the US is

(40:14):
gonna win? Yeah, I know that part of me is
like I feel like you're playing with fire with a
commercial like that. Don't don't make that a commercial right now,
that's not Just take it one match at a time.
I'll look, you be excited if the US kind of
goes far, I think.

Speaker 2 (40:29):
I mean, this is the thing.

Speaker 3 (40:30):
If it's a country that's not a massive sport in
the country. Them going far is so good for the
sport because in England that's going far. I mean still
it's gonna you know, energize the youth and stuff. But
like they're all on, Yeah, they're already on that. Even
if you don't want to. Yeah they can't even walk,
doesn't matter. But here it's like it's it's a it's

(40:51):
a sport changing thing. If you guys can get to
the at least the court finals.

Speaker 2 (40:55):
Yeah, maybe you won't have to be fucking rich to
fucking get some ship done. You know what I'm saying.
Maybe we'll start funding this ship.

Speaker 1 (41:01):
Have you read that book Socernomics? No, No, it's it's
always a sort of like the problem with the US
is that it's basically paywald. It's like a fair is
so much the middle of the lessons because you should
be charging motherfuckers for less because you got the accent.

Speaker 2 (41:20):
Oh my god, you can see dudes.

Speaker 1 (41:22):
I see English guys training rich white kids at the
park all the time doing ship. I'm like, this guy
is finessing. It's clear like the mom has a crush
on this English dude.

Speaker 2 (41:33):
Like with basketball a lot in Pasadena. Oh right, just
kind of.

Speaker 1 (41:37):
Yeah, it just goes and it's a guy.

Speaker 3 (41:42):
Yeah, and they're like, it's not the opposite of it's
not the opposite of white men called job for the
movie one one Black guy.

Speaker 1 (41:48):
He just rolls through Pasadena.

Speaker 3 (41:50):
He just sits to the cool He's just like pulling
his socks up and stuff.

Speaker 1 (41:53):
Like you he's like this guy, he's got like a lot,
like he just seems like a middle aged Like you
got a sign they claim back help you need her?
You need something? You need some Do you need some help?

Speaker 3 (42:04):
That's funny, you're correct if you just see an English
guy got brilliant pass like this.

Speaker 1 (42:08):
Guy like mus know this guy Matthew. There's Matthew. This
guy we call him matt here. This guy Matthew is
like from like Peterboroff or something. He wrote it down.
I don't know how to say it. He's so English,
he's so good, like he's so good with the kids.
I know he's legit because he speaks with an accent.

(42:29):
I saw a guy I remember once like could not
pass the ball and was like drilling like two twelve
year old kids like at the park, like on some
like your parents are paying me money, so you'd like
put these cones around. This guy could not kick a
ball and kept acting like you know, like when like
you fuck up me, like you're looking at your boot
or some shit, or you're like grabbing your muscle. You're like,

(42:50):
ah man, that was yeah, yeah, yeah, not used to
these your fields you have here, You got pitches back on,
deal with it.

Speaker 2 (43:01):
Listen. But back to the Matt Turner of it. Yeah,
what a fucking terrible game this guy had. Yeah, confidence
all gone. They fused him up worse than the Sixers did.
Markel Foults. That's just for you. But the whole shooting whatever,
having the Matt Turner's confidence is dead and gone. Michael
Arteta is somewhat responsible and it's not like I even
care that much.

Speaker 3 (43:21):
Yeah somethingok, yeah, but it got The big thing is
pudicit goes minutes.

Speaker 2 (43:26):
You got some manything. He did play well.

Speaker 1 (43:28):
He did play well. Three shots on the thing that
blew my mind was very turkey. I celebrated, but I
was like.

Speaker 4 (43:36):
If the game meant anything, yeah, I was like, can
I go through?

Speaker 1 (43:41):
Yeah? I was watching those people who didn't know and
they're like, oh, no, is the us out? Because they
were just completely going. I was like, no, no, No,
the US was through regardless. And also, I don't know
why you're wising this is the most low stakes match
in the tournament right now the U changes. Nothing can
happen where the US doesn't go through, and I think
it happened where Turkey goes through.

Speaker 3 (44:01):
So my American friend Stephan was still I still want
us to get the win. I was like, American, man,
that's my bad. Just this is this is the time
to lose rested players.

Speaker 2 (44:11):
So yeah, I saw it both ways exactly perfectly, time loss. Yeah,
lessons learned for free exactly. You know what I'm saying,
The game.

Speaker 1 (44:19):
Right, and then you canna be like, bro, and those
motherfuckers aren't going to be playing the next night anyway.

Speaker 2 (44:22):
Also, it does kind of in terms of the Mad
Turner thing, because I know people were like, is it
Matt Freeze as a Matt Turner. They are both named Matt,
so they both should have an equal chance, you know
what I'm saying, knowing that that's how you pay the team,
that's yeah, that's exactly what it was. But now we
know who's top Matt. There is no question there his
door Mat, thank you hello, wait to clean that up? Yeah, Bro.

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I mean as far as the other backups, you know who,
I felt bad for it. Tim Way, I had a
terrible game. I mean just the like the grand like
larger scale, like he just looks so much.

Speaker 4 (44:59):
He doesn't worse than George.

Speaker 3 (45:01):
Yeah. When I was explaining, when I was explaining to
the people with a lot of lovely really into it,
and I was like, so his dad used to be
the man.

Speaker 4 (45:10):
He was the best player in the world in the
mid nineties.

Speaker 3 (45:13):
And they were like, what for for liber's president of
the president. Yeah, and that's something you guys should be
doing reality stars. Who can you get from sport to
be Because that's Michael Jordan. You took it personally, he
took around.

Speaker 1 (45:31):
That's not good. That's not He'll be like, Bro, I
will go to the house and kill them myself. Like no, no, no,
mister president, you don't have to do that. But then
somebody needs to fuck the kids.

Speaker 4 (45:42):
You should have Dennis Rodman. Actually, that would be more.

Speaker 2 (45:45):
That'd be more.

Speaker 1 (45:47):
Impos Alcoholism is definitely a wild card. But of the
things I've seen so far, that's probably the least of
our work.

Speaker 3 (45:56):
Right now, right now doesn't seem that ridiculous. Work, but
said that ten is it's just mad.

Speaker 1 (46:02):
It's like crazy, like everybody fucks with them, like Putin
Hi jimping. They're all like, we love Dennis, right, that's
our boys.

Speaker 8 (46:09):
Crazy bro, somebody you and the world remember who came
on the wedding dress. I'm not I'm not going to negotia.
You don't know what he's gonna say.

Speaker 4 (46:19):
Common Electric gets back in as the first.

Speaker 1 (46:22):
Lady the most nineties fucking presidency ever.

Speaker 3 (46:25):
Please nostalge nostalgia, mate, people are craving it. Yeah, I'm
just saying, America, it's in your power. Dennis Common, You've
got my vote.

Speaker 1 (46:34):
Argentina. Yeah, they beat Jordan one two three. Interesting website. Yeah,
one to three. I like to say, like I'm like
a ten year old described it was one to three, right,
that was the score there, Argentina. Bro, Messi is still
fucking scoring again. MLS legend, MLS legend, MLS made him

(46:56):
who is.

Speaker 2 (46:59):
Otherwise straight up? Can't tell me otherwise people.

Speaker 1 (47:02):
Are going to be fucking desecrating Messi's gravestone just to
tag you're well, thank you there, Yeah, you're welcome. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (47:13):
There was one moment I saw the ball went in
the air and MESSI was next to a guy twice
his size for a header, and I've never seen a
man in a professional football pretend less to compete for
a ball.

Speaker 1 (47:24):
Yeah, he was just like, I don't know what I guess,
why would I do? He was like lifting him up.

Speaker 4 (47:28):
Yeah, yeah, he was just like, it's not for me that, Yeah,
just put it on the floor.

Speaker 1 (47:35):
Yeah, all right, that's cool. If I if I was,
if only I was bad enough that I needed to
even try and win that header. Yeah, but luckily put
it in my feet. I mean, they are going to
potentially sleep walk to the semi final. Who's the first
game cobble verdet Although that's a tough game. I do
want to say that would be so such a fucking

(47:58):
head fuck if they pull off. I think, at best,
probably a penalty for president. Really if that is president
changed my national president because and then on the other side,
it's what you got New Zealand, Iran, Switzerland, Algeria in

(48:18):
ecuadorgana hang on New Zealand, Iran and what New Zealand's through.

Speaker 2 (48:23):
I thought it was New Zealand, didn't you.

Speaker 1 (48:27):
Just reading countries out. I'm just like, I don't know
my flags. That's America.

Speaker 2 (48:31):
Just looking at the flag, I mean going off. That's
a different.

Speaker 3 (48:35):
That's you're podcasting like altitude mate, that's yeah, yeah, I'm
doing it.

Speaker 2 (48:39):
You're up there, give me an it piece.

Speaker 1 (48:41):
I need some help in this world up. No way,
did I have that right, Australia. It was Australia. I
did have Switzerland, Algeria, Algeria, Cobble, Columbia, Ghana. That was
the one I first. That was when I fucked up.

Speaker 2 (48:52):
Fractical.

Speaker 1 (48:53):
Columbia look good, Bud.

Speaker 3 (48:54):
We didn't say it, but Columbia, Portugal, Columbia very unlucky
not to win.

Speaker 1 (48:58):
Yeah, hey look Luis Luisito still looks actives.

Speaker 3 (49:04):
I told you about my James reveal at the bar.
This guy is like, I'm Columbia baby, and I'm like
Hames Adriguez.

Speaker 1 (49:10):
He still playing guys. Yeah, man plays for real Madrid.
I don't think of that all.

Speaker 2 (49:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (49:14):
He got his phone out and in real time I
saw a man discover his hero plays for Minnesota.

Speaker 1 (49:20):
Yeah, he hasn't played for Madrid in ages. He hasn't
played for Minnesota, and he played for Everton in between.

Speaker 3 (49:25):
I was just like, that's right, that's That's what's fun
about these sort of like it's like the Good and
the Battle World Cup.

Speaker 1 (49:30):
So I'm like, I'm into it, but I have no
idea what I'm doing. I love it, man, Yeah, real
Madrid buddy. No, that that sort of superficial band to work.
But ten years ago, okay, like literally ten years ago
Barcelona baby, Like no, no, no, oh, yeah, you know
he's uh yeah he plays for Barcelona. Still right. No,

(49:54):
I'm a ship. I don't know anything. Is that Ronaldo
where you were going? Yeah? I don't know either. I'm
trying to be that guy. How where do I go
from here? Is there another team? A method?

Speaker 2 (50:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (50:05):
Sorry, I had to really get in there to ship
the bed myself. The other thing too. Uruguay crashed out.
South Korea crashed out as well. There are problems for that,
some backlash. So first of all, in South Korea, the
president he was like, I am quote baffled at the
performance that we just saw. He is calling for a

(50:27):
fucking in quest. In quest. Yeah, lovequest, an inquest, and
you have to use the word in quest. We don't
use that in America. That's a very English thing. There
is an inquest. There is an investor Gatzie going into
He's again said utterly baffled by the results came after

(50:48):
the f A and like the larger like Department of
Sports to be like, we spent all this fucking money
for what?

Speaker 2 (50:56):
Yeah in purple jerseys dog once they came out in
the fucking lavender joints.

Speaker 4 (51:01):
Yeah, d No one's ever want anything lavender.

Speaker 2 (51:06):
Yeah. Human. Son was like, hey man, look we're playing
at Monterey and Lavender. They already talk crazy.

Speaker 1 (51:12):
This ain't it. This ain't it. You should have known,
you should have known. But yeah, the Ministry of Culture,
Sporting and Tourism is all that everyone's getting written up
right now. Son was like, hey man, please just please
don't come after us. The players, trust me, we're all
fucked up about this. He's like, I wanted this more
than anything. I can't even believe it happened. If you can't,

(51:32):
you live in finish now. If you can't, please just
support us, okay, and don't rip our heads off. You
just wanted July.

Speaker 2 (51:39):
Yeah, and then you see the McDonald's ad of him.
You're in the picture frame with grimace. No, you need
to hear about this, bro, that is true. You're doing
the picture frame with Grimace.

Speaker 1 (51:49):
You are doing them.

Speaker 3 (51:55):
I'm more of a Hamburgler fan do In the UK
they have Grimace, but you know, I could see him.

Speaker 1 (52:01):
Maybe the thing is we don't use the word in
the US, so it can be an abstract name in
America because we don't have we have such a limited vocabulary.
They named that Grimace grimacing.

Speaker 3 (52:13):
Hamburg It's usually one of the best named characters, and
it's one of the best pods guys, and you can't
have that.

Speaker 4 (52:18):
He buggles and elis Hamburgers.

Speaker 1 (52:20):
It's just like Hamburg blurs right in front fus fuss.

Speaker 3 (52:23):
Pitch was hamm rob but it didn't really make any sense. Yeah,
that sound was like, dude, we need to tide you out.
This lick is what they hit him first with.

Speaker 2 (52:30):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (52:30):
Also, I was gonna say, have you seen have you
noticed like a lot of the US chants are they're
they're taking from Arsenal chance Well, like it feels like
I'd imagine there are a lot of US Arsenal fans
that are also US national team fans, and they're kind
of like bringing in some of the chants because they
they re worded the as a chant for Balligan where

(52:51):
they said, bro, they said no, No, he says, you
can hear him, Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (53:01):
Nobody's crying over Balligan. It's like it's good that he's
doing well. But I don't think any other country he
could have played for in.

Speaker 1 (53:06):
The place Harry King.

Speaker 2 (53:07):
Well, at least.

Speaker 1 (53:09):
I'm crying at big Ben flow Ballagon scores again. We'll
be crying from Pacha Tino. He said, wow, fuck off England,
my Yankee.

Speaker 2 (53:22):
Now it's good.

Speaker 1 (53:25):
I love you can hear him cry because for people
who don't know the song for Everareccias from the from
the the Gooners is you can hear him crying at
the lane ever as the scores again. But like you
can hear him crying at big Ben dipshit American thinking,
what's gonna rhyme here? Big Ben? Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
you can hear him crying at big Ben.

Speaker 2 (53:46):
You might be crying in Nigeria. I don't think England's
crying over ball again.

Speaker 1 (53:50):
Bro, No, not when they have Harry Kane the hell. Yeah.
But who knows, you know, maybe Baligan will have a
big match. I mean he's he's on three goals.

Speaker 3 (53:59):
Yeah, yeah, trust me, I've walked around Big Ben on
my visits and to see weeping.

Speaker 2 (54:09):
Does anybody cry when they see Big Period.

Speaker 1 (54:14):
In tears immediately upon upon.

Speaker 2 (54:18):
The Swiss?

Speaker 1 (54:19):
The Swiss just loving time pieces. It's the biggest thing
I talk about. The movement. It's like a watch, but giant,
Like what kind of movement? This is not Swiss movement
that's moving the watch we love.

Speaker 2 (54:29):
We're very very very thing that's not neutral about is yeah, yeah,
time piece technology.

Speaker 1 (54:36):
And we're keeping of gold. You don't get it back,
it doesn't matter. They gave it, they left it here,
so it's ours.

Speaker 3 (54:42):
Feels like one of the few countries in today's more
near you can do an impression of and and have
no ramification everybody.

Speaker 1 (54:48):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, they're so neutral. It's like you're like,
there's so neutral, and have so many guns and they're
very rich. They're like a bizarre version of us.

Speaker 2 (54:55):
Okay, you mean.

Speaker 1 (54:59):
Swiss gun ownership. It is one of the highest civilian
gun ownership rates.

Speaker 2 (55:06):
And they love sweets. Good point, we love sweets.

Speaker 1 (55:08):
I look, yes, you can you can get you can
get a you can go full otto with it. You
don't even need a three D printed switch for your glock. Okay,
you can never any shootings in Switzerland. I think social
safety nets. They've got a low poverty inequality because it's
also the most fucking expensive, goddamn expensive. I remember.

Speaker 2 (55:30):
Also low key cool with immigrants coming, are they? I
mean according to the roster. Hey, that's true, that roster.
Look immigrants.

Speaker 1 (55:37):
Yeah, everyone's ross's immigrant friendly, winning the world yeah yeah
suddenly yeah yeah, yeah, you know what I mean. Ever,
they're stealing children in some instances to be like, get
that Brazilian motherfucker over to Saudi Arabia.

Speaker 3 (55:47):
Now, oh my god, you've just got to if you're yeah,
if you're trying to emigrate in the future, you've just
got to get kid a football.

Speaker 1 (55:54):
Yeah, you're right. That's really the that's really the golden
visa if you really want one. So yeah, anyway, so
the South Korean president not happy. Uruguay. They crashed out.
They came over on a chartered jet. Okay, like any
national team. But after that defeat, I will play the
auf Uruguay Soccer Federation has canceled the charter flight to

(56:16):
set to take players from their base camp in Mexico
back to their capital city of Montevideo. According to the
Uruguay and broadcaster Tenfield, players will in said be left
to take commercial flights either home or to vacations with
their families. They really just said, you're on your own, mother. However,
jet it ain't happening. So either you have a vacation
or you can come home if you want, but not

(56:37):
on our fucking dime. Not after that ship.

Speaker 2 (56:39):
Damn. They had a frontier back. Yeah, man, And in
the commercial flights back, guys are giving you ships. Can
you imagine in first class on a commercial flight, everybody.

Speaker 1 (56:53):
Talking about you, like someone in the Spain Jersey like
got the Kate Verydaleonah, they won't give you peanut whatever.

Speaker 2 (57:00):
You know, if the.

Speaker 3 (57:03):
Cabin staff for you're going you're getting charged extra for
your backhandl Oh, yeah, you're gonna everybody that has to
go under mate.

Speaker 1 (57:10):
They're gonna they're gonna spears to go on.

Speaker 2 (57:13):
This is a bagel I got in the air.

Speaker 1 (57:15):
No, No, we're gonna.

Speaker 2 (57:18):
We have to check that.

Speaker 1 (57:19):
We're gonna have to check that, sir. I mean you
need to take that to the jet bridge and tag that, sir.
I don't care. That could throw the entire weight off
the bagel that could throw the weight off of the
entire plane. We're not messing around. So put that tag
that ship. You can claim it at the gate when
you get out. Okay, it'll be stupid, it'll be smushed
under one of the strollers.

Speaker 3 (57:38):
So let's me see if I can for that bagel
in this little his grids. That's too big, it fits.

Speaker 1 (57:43):
It's a tiny bagel.

Speaker 2 (57:45):
I mean, look, look, that's not what id That was
what I saw when I was fucking up fucking America.

Speaker 1 (57:55):
Oh so now you know how to look look at something.

Speaker 3 (58:00):
In the case of an emergency, and you play for
the Uruguay and seam jump out of fucking window, mate.

Speaker 9 (58:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (58:05):
Yeah, if you're looking for any cow words right here,
got some holes in the back. Yeah, on your way
if you want to exit.

Speaker 2 (58:15):
Road talk and are you?

Speaker 1 (58:19):
Are you gentlemen winning a World Cup? No? So I
thought they're coming through a coffee during the server. Was
just spilling it on all of them. I'm sorry, we
have turbulence, man, that's crazy.

Speaker 2 (58:31):
I fear for Darwin New Years and you have any
of them.

Speaker 3 (58:33):
Try and put that chair back just like like an ine.

Speaker 1 (58:38):
Yeah, they're gonna come. They're gonna come back, sir, I
need you to put your seat up. They're like, are
we landing? No, no, no, but you can't. You need
to get that in.

Speaker 2 (58:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (58:47):
Oh god, so yeah.

Speaker 3 (58:50):
They actually send Luis Suarez to bite a chunk cat
of everyone's next.

Speaker 1 (58:54):
They line them up, they're line them up. They're like,
who's getting it first? Volunteer right now? Volunteer got him? Luis?
Why is on a leash? He's like a fucking naked
and ship they got him on. They got him on
a truck chain like those African gangs that got hyenas
and ships.

Speaker 2 (59:13):
Come on, who's that first?

Speaker 1 (59:16):
Either one of y'all getting it or all y'all getting it?

Speaker 2 (59:18):
Who's it gonna be?

Speaker 3 (59:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (59:26):
Just boaming at the mouth. They're like, what kind of
makeup does? They're like, bro, he's not been right since
he went to Miami. This he comes back in trains
and listen.

Speaker 2 (59:37):
It's too bad that he doesn't have two working legs.
I know because he might have helped them. I know.

Speaker 1 (59:42):
He's on all fours because his because.

Speaker 2 (59:46):
He's become a quadruped, right man.

Speaker 1 (59:49):
He has no legs. He has to be a quadri.

Speaker 2 (59:52):
Literally crawling for inner Miami.

Speaker 1 (59:54):
I'm like, every time I see him run, I was like,
oh no, no, no, no, no, no, okay any other things.

Speaker 2 (01:00:03):
Ship I don't even remember. Man, Honestly, I've been drunk
since I came here watching it with them Brazilians. Man,
they got me fucked up. I was at Boom Tower
Boom Tower Brewery in the Arts district, Little Tokyo, which
was interesting. I'm in Little Tokyo with the brazil watch party. Yeah,
little juck position.

Speaker 1 (01:00:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:00:20):
And uh yeah, my guy, I'm with the homie, the
Brazilian homie, Chiciago.

Speaker 1 (01:00:23):
Chicago, who was just like nervously drinking. Who is this guy?
How you knowing this is?

Speaker 2 (01:00:28):
Uh? My girls coworker's husband love it.

Speaker 1 (01:00:32):
Oh and she's like do you does Jamell nobody Chiago
need to get the fuck out the house.

Speaker 2 (01:00:37):
I'm like, yes, let's fucking go. We walked in and yeah,
he just kept handing me beers. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:00:42):
I love as I said to you guys before, it
was like, sa I read a tweets like the world
CP is just two billion of the world's biggest alcoholics just.

Speaker 2 (01:00:51):
Growing.

Speaker 1 (01:00:53):
Was he was he buzzing when they won? Of course? Anyway?

Speaker 2 (01:00:56):
Yeah, and the first half, He's like, I'm gonna fucking
kill myself. This should always fucking happens with winter comes.
He's got the flag on like a cape.

Speaker 1 (01:01:04):
He's like, I knew it the whole time, never doubted
my country.

Speaker 2 (01:01:07):
I've done nothing but drink beer and each cheese and
bread all day.

Speaker 1 (01:01:11):
It's the best.

Speaker 2 (01:01:12):
It ain't.

Speaker 1 (01:01:12):
That's the American.

Speaker 3 (01:01:13):
That's why I'm loving just going like with the America.
I was just going with a bunch of fans from
that country, just shaking up with this guy showed me
footage of American He went down too Ktown for the
career Mexico. Yeah, and he showed me is the park
I went to that twenty five people in from Rocco, Brazil.

Speaker 1 (01:01:31):
I said, how many people in that park? And it's
like a ten thousand he said, He.

Speaker 4 (01:01:34):
Said ten thousand in part he said, couldn't get into
a single bar.

Speaker 1 (01:01:37):
He had to watch the game on a TV screen
in a juice shop window.

Speaker 2 (01:01:43):
Literally, he's crazy.

Speaker 3 (01:01:44):
He's like ten people deep. And he said it's mainly Mexicans.
I watching it there rather than Korean's We but.

Speaker 1 (01:01:49):
Was in town.

Speaker 3 (01:01:50):
Yeah, he had to, like he had to. He couldn't
get on a cab or and if he had to
walk for like three miles to.

Speaker 1 (01:01:56):
Get like this is La bro.

Speaker 2 (01:01:57):
I love it. I was working during the game. I
wish I could have watched that one of those like
underground gambling rings in the back of a laundromat. Got
a couple of them.

Speaker 1 (01:02:06):
Yeah, yeah, there's just so many of those bars you
go into and like you can smoke cigarettes and there's
a little to.

Speaker 4 (01:02:11):
Be funny if you dotor hart karaoke on wallet while
the games. Yeah yeah, someone sings the commentary for the
whole thing.

Speaker 1 (01:02:18):
Just someone just like have to do karaoke to step
in while they're watching the game swinging cigarettes. All right,
let's take a break, we'll come back. We'll just preview
some of the other knockout round matches that are coming up,
along with a really fucking weird controversy from La Liga.

Speaker 2 (01:02:33):
After this.

Speaker 1 (01:02:46):
And we are back, Let's take a look at what remains. Now.
You can just bring up this image if I may
bring it up, of the knockout rounds. Knock them out,
knock them out the box, myles, knock them, knock them,
knock him out the box. We've just seen Brazil advance,
they will meet the winner of Courtivoir versus Norway. It

(01:03:08):
will be a tough game. Who do you got in
that one? I just think nor I just think Harland
is just on the fire. Yeah, I think that's my Monday.
It's gonna be tough.

Speaker 2 (01:03:19):
They got the Brazil's got the center backs to deal
with him, you know, Gabby.

Speaker 1 (01:03:23):
And Martin exactly, that's true, they're like, oh him.

Speaker 4 (01:03:26):
I think Norway will be no. No, I think Norway
Devoir and then.

Speaker 1 (01:03:34):
I just think Brazil. I just don't for brazila you
know what I mean, like they've spent.

Speaker 2 (01:03:38):
I think the winner of this game is actually was
going to make finally, That's what I thought. Between Brazil
and I think finally.

Speaker 1 (01:03:45):
Then so then England England Congo will be tough.

Speaker 2 (01:03:48):
I think England win.

Speaker 3 (01:03:49):
Mexico Ecuador also tough games. Both teams used to play.
Ecuador play altitude as well, don't they. Oh yeah them
in Mexico both out and then if England advance, you
have to play as one of those teams. That's gonna
be a tough game as well. It's a tough route
for the old Free Lions by you know, naked patriotism.
I think they'll they'll end up playing Brazil and Norway

(01:04:12):
in the next game. And I'm gonna say Brazil, they
used to the heat, but the Norwegians have brought their
own food.

Speaker 2 (01:04:17):
Just below that lower come on, bring in your own
food as smart as fuck. Man. We got to one
trip to Hardy's Boys that be dead.

Speaker 1 (01:04:24):
Oh yeah, they're not ready. They're not ready for that.

Speaker 2 (01:04:26):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:04:27):
In the lower quadrant, Argentina Cape Verde. I feel like
this one ends up with maybe potentially Columbia Argentina. Yeah,
do you think there is there a chance for someone
to upset Argentina at all? I mean, like they cap
buddy weirdly. I think I've gonna have more of a
chance than they just seem like they're like, I don't
care if you want a fucking World Cup. True, we're

(01:04:48):
fucking nasty, bro. I don't know what the fuck's going
on with us, but we were not.

Speaker 2 (01:04:53):
I mean in Switzerland sitting in there. Switzerland's gotta like
their chances.

Speaker 1 (01:04:57):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Switzerland could definitely get there to I
think Columbia it looked good, they looked really good.

Speaker 2 (01:05:04):
Yea, honestly, yeah, Columbia.

Speaker 1 (01:05:06):
Side by like a like a crazy on the other side,
it felt like we're thinking maybe a French Netherlands type
of situation. Yeah, to emerge from there and then that
lower quadron, what do we think in Spain US?

Speaker 2 (01:05:26):
I think us U s CO Finals was my pick
and then I'm because I don't know, man, I could
see us losing this big boys because we had our
goal the goalie situation right, like sure it's freeze, but
like I don't believe. I haven't seen any of them
stop a shot.

Speaker 1 (01:05:42):
But that's the song I believe. I believe that.

Speaker 2 (01:05:47):
Don't don't do don't do it? Mouse you hanging out,
hanging out?

Speaker 1 (01:05:51):
Have you seen how many times they're fucked up on
like English Twitter, they're just side by siding us chance
with other country ship. The one I've seen the most
was like the most amicated where they're like and that's
the way we like it. We like it, we love it.
It's like fourteen people doing it. And then they'll show
like the uh like Brazilian League two team from like

(01:06:14):
his fe and they got like a full drum line
and everybody's like fucking rapping ship and they're like, I'm like,
that's not fair. Those people don't have drums. Those white
people didn't have drums. Okay, there's a full fucking band.
That's a little bit.

Speaker 2 (01:06:27):
There was no expectation pretty ever.

Speaker 1 (01:06:29):
Know that's not an Apples to Apple situation here. That
was like a weird fans on event. These are people
who have their ship together, you know, have some glee.
There could be some glee level singing. They come on
some musical thing, kids into it. Yeah, and Andrew Lloyd Webber,
it should be this.

Speaker 2 (01:06:45):
It should be more soul stuff. It should be more like,
oh yeah, how sweet it is to be. It's like
they need HBCU culture to because then they're not one
of those bands. Then it's like, and only a black
goal keeper can make this happen. Okay, that's what I think.

Speaker 1 (01:07:02):
Now, who is that?

Speaker 2 (01:07:02):
I have no idea what it is or where it is. Clue, Hell,
I'm six foot even.

Speaker 1 (01:07:09):
Yeah, you got a good.

Speaker 2 (01:07:13):
You don't even know which matter was?

Speaker 1 (01:07:15):
It doesn't matter, see I think, you know, yeah, I
feel like and then Belgium, I mean Belgium.

Speaker 3 (01:07:21):
I'm being extremely pile. Hell, but they got they got
to little Chick.

Speaker 2 (01:07:28):
They finished off, they got the d that group was
sucking the opposite of death, group of parole.

Speaker 1 (01:07:36):
People of life le Portugal. Do you think between there
they getting there was some joke I saw.

Speaker 2 (01:07:47):
Would love it if moder and the guys did it
to him. But right there, maybe one more around for Portugal.

Speaker 1 (01:07:52):
Someone they're like, oh, man like people like, people don't
realize how easy Portugal's path is because they're gonna play
Croatia and then fly straight home.

Speaker 2 (01:08:06):
Wow to play Ronaldo. If they just don't play him.

Speaker 1 (01:08:10):
That's yeah, if they just he is the he is
the president, he's the he's got the choke hold on it.
Everyone's scared of him, and I'm sure they're also like,
well the thank god, this is the last one for
this one, the next one, Why are you scared about it?
He's on all fours too, because his body's gone at

(01:08:30):
that point. Yeah, yeah, crawling out here.

Speaker 3 (01:08:32):
He's like flipping, what's that succession? What's the dad in
that called the TV show success?

Speaker 2 (01:08:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:08:38):
Yeah, yeah, ron Cox, yeah, funk off.

Speaker 4 (01:08:41):
He's like, why he dead?

Speaker 1 (01:08:43):
Old man? Business crazy? They cannot wait, they cannot wait,
they cannot wait. Also, I just had this was the
wild This is completely not World Cup related. But I
read the wildest ship about the Athletico Madrid player. You

(01:09:04):
have you have any of you seen this shit? This
is crazy. So yeah, Matteo Rougeri, he plays for Athletico,
He's a defender. He was just exposed allegedly in a
scam where he's been paying this woman to send him
like blasphemous and racist voice messages like that. He gets
off on. He pays her for these, so she put

(01:09:27):
him on blasts. He's like, this motherfucker pays me to
say stuff about like fuck God. Like he's like into
like truth when I say blasphemous like out.

Speaker 9 (01:09:35):
Here he's trying to hear her just desecrate the name
of that Lord God, oh my God, saying stuff like
now send me one about how you hate people like
immigrants from this country or that country, how they're dirty,
and then he'll send messages back where he's like getting
off to It's crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:09:52):
I was like, this is the wildest l scandal to
be I have no. I just couldn't believe what I
was reading. You will say, gang turn.

Speaker 2 (01:10:01):
On, is that what it was? You got a little
got a little red.

Speaker 1 (01:10:05):
I mean, I'm not gonna let that I got some inspiration.
I got some inspiration of what I want to hear
in a voice note.

Speaker 2 (01:10:10):
I got a dry erase board, like we'd got to
like say bad stuff about God.

Speaker 4 (01:10:17):
It's like, why didn't you Why didn't you just watch
kill Tony?

Speaker 1 (01:10:21):
Yeah you don't have yeah a woman? Yeah, so just
get a Netflix subscription. It's fine Tony. His clip's voice. Bro,
it's up there.

Speaker 2 (01:10:32):
It's a little feminine.

Speaker 1 (01:10:32):
You're like that ship get that bro. Don't pay this lady.

Speaker 2 (01:10:37):
You know he tried, Yeah, he was trying for a while.
He's like, ship man, I gotta I got a venmois lady. Yeah,
it ain't hitting right.

Speaker 1 (01:10:44):
I wonder if like she had like a regular like
of or something. He's like, hey, this is gonna kind.

Speaker 2 (01:10:48):
Of s I was just wondering if it was, Yeah,
because how do you build up to that?

Speaker 1 (01:10:52):
Are you down to like insult God and commit blasphemy
in a voice note?

Speaker 2 (01:10:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:10:57):
For like two hundred clip one hundred and twenty euros
a clip. It's a weird. It's a weird career for
her though she obviously like pats it up, that's weird.

Speaker 4 (01:11:06):
How are you?

Speaker 1 (01:11:06):
How are you paying your rent?

Speaker 2 (01:11:07):
Well? And this guy genuinely just jerking off to it
could ruin this lady's life, this foul audio of her.

Speaker 3 (01:11:14):
Yeah, but she just released she's released what she just
kiss and Tell his Kiss and Tell.

Speaker 1 (01:11:20):
It's I don't know what it's female. A lot of
people are like the person who's putting the like story
out there is also like kind of a shady dude
who's been like found like he has like his own
like extortions. Okay, so I don't know if it could
be like he was like, it's probably I wonder if
it's one of those things like, hey, bro, you know

(01:11:42):
your girl. I've been talking to her about those voice notes,
So what's up with it? You gotta what's the where's
the bag at?

Speaker 2 (01:11:48):
Yeah, I'm gonna mom and he was grand fuck you
and I'm paying her one twenty piece. I'm gonna give
you forty grand?

Speaker 1 (01:11:55):
Yeah how much?

Speaker 2 (01:11:56):
What?

Speaker 10 (01:11:56):
How much do you reckon it costs per? Because that's
not something I would want to do. You were saying,
I think it was. I think it was one hundred
and twenty euros. Oh that's so cheap that fifty fifty
fifty okay, yep, He's like, all right, Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:12:10):
Well well expenses in this economy, stand with your futube.

Speaker 3 (01:12:14):
It's it's basically like the Blackweb version of a cameo. Yeah, hey,
can you just give me a shop? And it just
talk about how much you hate to go upstairs and
those people in that country, Hey, guys just say it.

Speaker 1 (01:12:27):
Just get like Steve Buckle doing it like like charging
one hundred and fifty whatever. I'm trying to which which
celebrity would do that. That would be funny though, you
go on cameo, but hey, buddy, can you yeah send
me a little apparently like using like blasphemous like is
like a lot of the right of saying in Italian.
That's like the worst ship.

Speaker 3 (01:12:44):
Oh yeah, it's worse than the racist yeah Italian yeah yeah,
which is so funny, like that tracks like just calling
like God a dog and ship is just like you're
getting a one match band if they catch you for
that ship.

Speaker 1 (01:12:58):
It's also crazy. This guy who's who was the person
who's bringing out the scandal, Fabrizio Corona, well known to
the world of Italian football, having been jailed for effectively
trying to blackmail clubs and players with photographs of their
behavior off the field. He was also found guilty of
defamation against marrow Accardi when he was at inter and
made broad claims during the betting scandal of twenty twenty

(01:13:18):
three and twenty twenty four that never panned out. So
I'm like, this guy is sloppy as he's extolling. Yeah,
it's sick a good business.

Speaker 2 (01:13:27):
So, I mean, that's a good business, probably pretty easy
to just keep. He's got a few open accounts.

Speaker 1 (01:13:32):
Knowing this ara at all time, Yeah, knowing this era
we're in, in this guy's history like this, this is
Look at the dude, this is the guy making the claims.
That's bad.

Speaker 2 (01:13:44):
Yeah, he looks like Italian Google.

Speaker 1 (01:13:47):
Look at that. What the fuck is his tech?

Speaker 2 (01:13:50):
What you know? Italian Google?

Speaker 1 (01:13:53):
Googile Google, great Google a Google? All right, nothing else
that we've had the city. Yeah, we already got to
text for.

Speaker 2 (01:14:07):
The game ten minutes in Moroccos on right now?

Speaker 1 (01:14:10):
What happened? What's the square?

Speaker 2 (01:14:11):
No, I'm just saying it just started.

Speaker 1 (01:14:12):
Okay, great, Well we're gonna skied down one out here.
Thank you for joining us this week. We're going to
be back as the matches get, the stakes get even higher.

Speaker 4 (01:14:20):
Somehow I got closer to learning he's gonna win the
World Cup.

Speaker 1 (01:14:23):
Even close ones has it coming home?

Speaker 2 (01:14:25):
Sir?

Speaker 1 (01:14:26):
Should I pick? Should I pick England now that Japan's out?

Speaker 4 (01:14:30):
I mean you are the nice englishman on ie.

Speaker 1 (01:14:32):
That's also true, that is true. Come on, join the party. Yeah,
I like I like countries with a problematic past of colonialism.

Speaker 2 (01:14:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:14:40):
Yeah, in England, the U ship. You know what it's
it's coming home. Someone call one of the three Lions, baby,
I'm one of them. All right, we'll see you next week,
Jamel anything to plug.

Speaker 2 (01:14:54):
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Do not be scared of the start time.

Speaker 3 (01:15:04):
Just I'm plugging, just any bar in l A. And
I'll see you there, see there, see me there.

Speaker 1 (01:15:09):
We're you gonna watch the next England Man. We're gonna
watch the Congo Man.

Speaker 4 (01:15:11):
But it's at nine in the morning. And then so
there's talk of going to the Fox and Hounds.

Speaker 1 (01:15:14):
But I do have to I have to do.

Speaker 4 (01:15:16):
I have to go to my writing job in the day.

Speaker 3 (01:15:19):
But there was a talk of my friends like, well,
you could watch the second half and maybe I've got
zoom in. There was like, maybe you could just have
the zoom off. It doesn't really work, Chris, Why can't
I see your face?

Speaker 1 (01:15:31):
Have you ever tried to go full blackout on a
World Cup?

Speaker 9 (01:15:34):
Man?

Speaker 2 (01:15:34):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:15:35):
Well, just like just watch it later, Like I can't
because your phone's gonna blow up.

Speaker 3 (01:15:39):
I can't watch you almost the whole I can watch
almost all the game until work, so I'll be.

Speaker 1 (01:15:44):
Doing and then you show up and they're like, are
you drinking?

Speaker 4 (01:15:47):
Yeah, I'll be I am drinking in my house.

Speaker 1 (01:15:49):
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