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Speaker 1 (00:05):
Have you been.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
I'm good. I'm good. I'm plugging along.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
There you go.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
Yeah, I got the new album. I'm going to Germany,
I got all of ship going down. I'm taping three
dork forests in addition to this. Any of you guys
want to be on the dork forest, you are welcome
to dork out.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
Yeah, what do you What can I do? Work out on.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Anything that you like? Today's topics for example, where is it?
Where is it? Uh? The history of the theater, ghosts
and true crime and tennis? Okay, this this week's episode
is about Motley Crubon Jovi and something called g n
R that I've realized stands for guns n' Roses.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
Yeah, I don't know anything about Yeah, is that like
a gas testinal kind of is whatever?

Speaker 2 (00:57):
There's a whatever. There's a dork forest about music. It's
always a drinking game as far as I'm concerned, I'm like,
enjoy yourselves while I don't know who was in Fleetwood Mac.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
Wait, so you have a big musical that's your big
cultural blindspot? Is music gone?

Speaker 2 (01:10):
Yeah? I'm not. I'm not made of stone. I enjoyed.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
Sure, Sure, you're not keeping up on all of the
bands and the names and the albums. Yeah, no, you
know what I like.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
Here's what introduces me to a pop song, the soundtrack
to Bridgerton.

Speaker 3 (01:30):
Yeah, yeah, like this is a greatful song.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
What is this an usher song that has now been
put to strings? Yes it is, Yes it is.

Speaker 4 (01:41):
I might have said this before i'd here, but like,
my walls in my old place were so thin, I
shazammed a song through the wall that my neighbor was playing,
and that's I got into Portugal Demands.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
Portugal Demand there's yeah. Yeah, yeah, that's sick. That's great. Wow,
right through the large blind spot.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
By the way, what's your what do you dork out on? Jackie?

Speaker 2 (02:05):
I'll dork I mean I could do Marvel comic books.
I can do Marvel in general and then but I
like the dorky what the dork here? The better?

Speaker 5 (02:15):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (02:15):
Is like romance novels and baked and baked chicken. Hi, oh,
I enjoy baked chicken. I've been working on the definitive
Baked Chicken calendar. That's right, twelve twelve breastpiece.

Speaker 4 (02:28):
Definitive is so funny. Yeah, there's a lot of incomplete ones.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
Ignore the noise.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
Yeah, that's what I'm calling it. I'm calling it ignore
the noise.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
Just make these the official baked chicken count. Hello Internet,
and welcome to season four thirty two, Episode four of
The Daily Guys, a production of iHeartRadio. This is the
podcast you already know. We take the deep dive into
america shared consciousness through the day's news. We also have

(02:59):
a new new non news history version of the show
that drops every Monday morning, where we do a deep
dive into different icons like the Easter Bunny or Lisa
Frank or Bart Simpson or Marilyn Monroe, Dolly Parton and
you Santa Claus, Sherlock Holmes, all of them. That way.
You know, obviously we have to talk about like shit

(03:21):
that's going on in the regular episodes, whereas this one
we just fucking vibe out on some interesting figure that
we all know about. It can learn a little bit
more about, like how Sherlock Holmes love to inject a
seven percent cocaine mixture into himself to chill out. That's
in the books. I had no idea that's Sherlock Holmes
are shooting coke.

Speaker 2 (03:40):
You can learn that and then go to sleep. Yeah,
this particular podcast you could learn stuff and then stay awake.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
Stay awake, that's all right for as long as you want.
You don't have to sleep at all. It's Thursday, April second.
I hope everybody got through all the foolery of April
Fool's Day. Not me. I sidestepped all the bullshit. And
next one, actually, April second is School Library Month. Shout
out to Miss Barkley, my first school librarian who actually

(04:11):
helped encourage me that like I liked reading. Thank you
for that, Miss Barkley. It's also National Peanut Butter and
Jelly Day. What else is it that? It's Holy third?
Every day is like a holy day because it's coming
up on Jesus Sunday. Also tune in for Jesus Sunday.
It's also National Burrito Day, I said, Peanut Butter, jelly

(04:34):
nature Day. Look, there's all kinds of things happening fantastic.
My name is Miles Gray and Gay, the Lord of Lankasham,
the Showgun with No Gun, Your boy Kusama, the Blasian
podcast host with the Most, And I'm thrilled to be
joined today by my guest co host, a wonderful stand
up comedian, The Man with the self described plumpest thighs
in New Jersey and the Tri state area. Please welcome

(04:56):
to the microphone, wonderful comedian and friend, Blake. What Hey,
This is Blake Wexler, a k A.

Speaker 4 (05:03):
My name is Blake. Blake Wexler put plump pumpers that
names Blake Blake Wexlerumpers. Now, before I get sued or
Vanadium Silver who wrote that you think it's that is
an AKA to the tune of David Bowie's under Pressure.
That is very similar. So I'm going to show you
the differences. And that one is my name is Blake,

(05:23):
Blake Wexler bumpers that names Blake Blake Wexler. There is
a different there's a very distinct n there's yeah, and
we are lawyered up Blake.

Speaker 1 (05:36):
We are thrilled to be joined by a stand up
comedian who can I say something about this guest? Can
I say something about this guest?

Speaker 2 (05:43):
You typically.

Speaker 1 (05:46):
Okay, go ahead, fine, say something? Then I want to hear.

Speaker 4 (05:50):
Without this guest, there would be no Acne Comedy Club
without this guest. Without this guest, Chad Daniels would be
in a diaper somewhere in Maple Grove, Minnesota. Without this guest,
and Erison never would have entered the two thousand and
six Rooftop Comedy Competition and one with the University of Minnesota.
So this guest is a pillar of the Twin Cities.

(06:10):
There would be one city, there would be a singleton,
there'd only be one Twin City.

Speaker 1 (06:15):
I'm like Atlas, you're holding your back, holding it all up,
a pillar of the Twin Cities stand up comedy scene.
And look someone that even if you aren't familiar with that,
guess what she's been everywhere else. You've fucking heard of Conan,
You heard an HBO, you heard a Comedy Central, you
heard of James Cordon everywhere, everywhere, every YouTube, YouTube, YouTube,

(06:41):
YouTube YouTube. Also, i mean, look, god, there's a new
podcast too. Oh yeah, we'll get to the new album. Okay,
I'm sorry. Podcasts Okay. The Jackie and Lorie Show would
pass guests in front of the show. Laurie kill Martin. Also,
the Dork Forest got so much going off. You might
know some of their past stand up specials. There was Staycation.

(07:02):
I guess what now we got Altercation.

Speaker 2 (07:05):
Okay, get the trilogy in adverse trilogy that I'm.

Speaker 1 (07:10):
Making like that, and you're not going to believe who
this could be based on the names stand up, specially
Jackie Cash.

Speaker 2 (07:20):
In an effort to get people to pronounce my name right. Uh,
it was going to be the last one was going
to be called altercation. And then we all stayed home
for sixteen months and I was like, well, how about
staycation because of my last name's cation, And then this
one's called altercation because my last name's cation. I want
to punch everyone on the nose.

Speaker 1 (07:38):
And you have you said, is there going to be
a third in the case?

Speaker 2 (07:41):
It could be depends where it could be vindication, could
be abdication. It could be location, location, location, we don't know,
we got it could.

Speaker 1 (07:50):
Be your real estate era. Such a good name, such
a good name for this man. Well, Jackie, thank you
so much for joining us. It's been years since we've
sure last guys.

Speaker 2 (08:02):
You guys keeps doing it, you keep we're all we're
all still podcasting because do you know it's kind of fun.

Speaker 1 (08:08):
I like it.

Speaker 2 (08:09):
It's Toork Forest twenty years, that's what that's this year. Yeah,
this year's the twentieth year, like two thousand.

Speaker 1 (08:15):
Congratulations, Yeah, God again, we're all we're all resting on
your shoulders and back.

Speaker 2 (08:21):
That's it.

Speaker 1 (08:21):
I hope they're okay, do you need a backrup?

Speaker 2 (08:23):
It's always I'll get them all massage. I'm not above it.
Over the shirt and then a little thin towel.

Speaker 1 (08:31):
Oh yeah, shirt and then over.

Speaker 2 (08:34):
Which it's it's a hobbyist. It's not really a massage therapist.
It's someone who is like, could you are you willing
to for twenty minutes put some muscle into somebody's back? Yes?

Speaker 1 (08:44):
Yeah, it's someone who's free.

Speaker 6 (08:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (08:46):
Yeah, someone that took a break whatever they were doing. Yeah.
Every every time I go to the mall, I've like,
I've always thought about getting that mall like like like hey,
comes it out comes, it out, And part of me
is like, man, the towel on top, it feels like
you're not you can't really do shit with the towel.
I'm like, can I just take my shirt off? Does

(09:06):
that work? I'll do it right here in front of
this Pacific somewhere. They'll holler yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (09:09):
They don't want to in proNT of that.

Speaker 1 (09:11):
They don't want blood liability stuff going on. I'm sure, Well, Jackie,
we are going to get to know you a little
bit better. But first we're going to talk about some
of the things that are going on in the news.
One big news story is the fourteenth Amendment. Unfortunately we
have to talk about this because birthright citizenship was something
that the Supreme Court was willing to hear arguments against,

(09:32):
which already, based on what we've heard, it doesn't sound
like they are convinced by what the Trump administration are doing,
thank god, but already, the fact that they even bothered
to entertain it, I think is very frightening because if
we can talk about all the scenarios, but also just
how woefully unprepared these goofballs are in the Trump regime
to make arguments in front of the Supreme Court and

(09:54):
not even think about the most basic questions you may
be asked. And we'll have a a really nice example
of that that we'll point to. Also, Laura Ingram on
Fox just trying to tell the listeners or viewers on
her show, look, let me show you how to stay
chill when shit's all fucked okay, just ignore everything and
tap into magical thinking. Because Trump just a new polling

(10:18):
came out where he's like even lower than he's ever
been before he's like around thirty percent approval, which is
usually like those are like you know, those are like
see you fucking later numbers. But unfortunately we still have
a few more years of this shit. Terms and conditions apply.
I always say that other applies to the free and
fair elections. So Laura Ingram came out and tried to
steady the ship, but didn't do a great job of that.

(10:40):
We'll also talk about Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy is reuniting
with the Real World crew for a new web series
about America's two fiftieth anniversary. It's so unserious. We may
even get to talk about alleged Pope killer jd Vance
and his new book about Catholicism. And we'll definitely talk

(11:00):
about that fucking weird video Trump posted about his library
in Miami and how it's a scam, but also how
it's presidential libraries have always been as I call a
collection plate for bribes that are low key. So it's
not just him, baby, it's a lot of other people too,
So we'll talk about that in plenty more. Be first,
Jackie Cash or something from your search history that's revealing

(11:23):
about who you are or what you're into right now?

Speaker 2 (11:25):
Well, somebody, uh, you know how the Internet is full
of anger. Sometimes I don't get a lot of it
because I am a golden retriever of humanity. But occasionally
I too get angry, and so I'll post something. It's
usually just a link to a news story. You guys, you,
I don't think that that's a lot of anger. That's

(11:46):
just me going and what news?

Speaker 1 (11:48):
Yeah, right, I didn't.

Speaker 2 (11:51):
I didn't think. I didn't think I was being real
controversial when I would say things like, hey, let's how
about all of the Epstein You know I'm not, you know,
just all of the ad Yes, how about I'm willing
to bury them all headfirst in the sand, alive and
paint their feet with honey and release ants. So I

(12:13):
do have some anger issues in other days. So I
the last thing I checked was somebody was It was
just and it was someone I think I knew where
I used to know. Because it's over, I will I
will block, and I will call it on Facebook. I'm
just like, yeah, we're done. So the I took you
literally when you said check your search history.

Speaker 1 (12:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (12:38):
So the last thing I searched was how much money
the Somali immigrants sent back to Somalia from Minnesota and globally,
and it was six to seven million people, six to
seven million dollars from Minnesota and one point two billion worldwide.
And so because I was having this conversation with my

(13:00):
sister who lives in Saint Paul, and uh, and she
was like, yes, I don't know if you are familiar
with the fact that every first generation immigrants they gather
a pilot cash legally, illegally and send it back to
the old country. And uh. And then my sister paused
and she goes, I don't know if you heard about
the pilgrims. They really stole some shit and they send

(13:22):
it back to England. I don't know if you know this,
but they took entire forests, they denuded entire species of beaver.
And I was like, I was like, oh, I think
you are correct.

Speaker 1 (13:33):
Anyway, Yeah, people who don't know, I mean like, yeah,
I feel like that's it's always any Like again, I'm
my mom immigrated from Japan, anyone who immigrants from another country,
it's always a process of sending shit back. It's money,
it's fucking vitamins, it's blue jeans, blue.

Speaker 2 (13:50):
Jean shoes right right exactly. My grandparents uh uh Armenian
and my but my grandfather missed the Armenia jedocide because
he was in the United States working on the railroad,
sending back as much castiously could so that people could
build a nice house and yeah and so yeah, and

(14:11):
it's uh, nobody ever immigrates because things are going well.
Just know that.

Speaker 1 (14:15):
Yeah. Yeah, that's the thing people always need to realize, Like,
what would it take for you to leave your home
just to move across town? Just curious? Was it because
you're like you heard Wi Fi was cheaper in another
country or is it because the situation is untenable for
your survival?

Speaker 2 (14:32):
Ding?

Speaker 6 (14:33):
Ding?

Speaker 2 (14:33):
Yeah, And I don't even want to move across town
so uh much less some other country.

Speaker 4 (14:39):
Exactly when I was when I was in Cuba, like
a few it was right before Trump under Biden that
they would the people there we were talking to like
some of the bartenders and stuff, and they're like, oh,
we will get thumb drives from our relatives in the
United States with all the HBO shows, Oh already stuff,
And then they just pass along the thumb drive where
it just makes its way through Havana and then you

(15:03):
know they'll keep sending it so like even but even
something like that, you know, like it's the block don't
get me start on the blockade anyway.

Speaker 1 (15:08):
So yeah, everything, it's all always about your connection to
your your your home country.

Speaker 2 (15:14):
And of course they all bought all of those shows
from HBO. I mean that was all legally done. Yeah,
of course if there was an exchange of goods and services.
Absolutely not.

Speaker 1 (15:27):
We're on a thumb drive. Yeah, go ahead and copy it. Yeah,
just dragging dumped out on.

Speaker 5 (15:31):
You know.

Speaker 2 (15:32):
I did a episode of the Dork Forest with the
Murray Valriano and his dork dom was you Too? The
band You Too, which I knew nothing about except for
that one.

Speaker 1 (15:41):
Song, And so wait, which one is it?

Speaker 2 (15:44):
I'm Sunday, Bloody Sunday.

Speaker 1 (15:46):
Okay, okay, the one from the iPod commercial.

Speaker 2 (15:51):
The one that's they've insisted on putting on my phone
that I delete every two years. Anyway, the but he
he's the one. He gave you a thumb drive with
one hundred and one U two songs on it, which
is what created the rule. When now people come on
and do a music episode, it can no longer be
more than eight songs, because when he handed me a

(16:12):
thumb drive with one hundred and one songs, I said, Marie,
you just gave me a free thumb drive. You never.

Speaker 1 (16:21):
Rebuild on the exactly exactly, Jackie. What's something you think
is underrated?

Speaker 2 (16:27):
The candy bit of honey? Oh?

Speaker 1 (16:29):
Bit, oh honey, yes, bit oh honey. Wait, what's in that?
I've never actually had? I always see it and I'm like,
the fuck is bit o honey?

Speaker 2 (16:37):
Well, it seems to be like a taffy like thing
that has that tastes like honey. I don't even like
honey that much. Hey, helicopters. I live in Hanoi anyway,
uh so, I live so but it's so annoying.

Speaker 1 (16:53):
Yeah, I'm sorry. You need to take a break. I
need to take a break. You guys keep going. I
need to get off for a pun. I'll be right back, okay.

Speaker 2 (17:07):
Yeah, but honey is like it's a candy that you
can't even find anywhere anymore. And I order cables and
and stuff from a company called Sweetwater.

Speaker 1 (17:17):
Oh yeah, and they always give you a candy.

Speaker 2 (17:20):
And he's come in the box and I had forgotten
about bities and I ordered some damn thing, and I
was like, God, I forgot aboutle Bit Honey, so underrated.

Speaker 1 (17:31):
Shout out to Sweetwater, the music supply equipment company, because
they always like, you can buy anything, like I bought
like a mic stand, and they're like, here you go,
here's some bubble dumb and then they always call. They
always always call. The level of customer service is unbelievable.

Speaker 2 (17:49):
It's a little aggressive, fellas unnecessary, yeah.

Speaker 1 (17:52):
Because they'll be like, hey, Jack, you know you like
that cable. How's that? Just wanting to see how that
cable's going. Also, we got some new cables with some
really exciting stuff. You got a second for us to
hear you have a second?

Speaker 2 (18:01):
Turns out I bought the cables I needed. You're doing great, Okay.
I did buy a thousand dollars speaker mic system that
I called them and I was like, can you tell
me how to make this work? And it had been
two years and they're like, oh, like, that's been four
new ones since then, we cannot actually help you with that.

(18:21):
And I was like, oh, really, I know it was
a little bit of a dray anyway.

Speaker 1 (18:25):
Wow, I'm sure because I like, I mean, if you
wanted to buy the new one. We can help you
with that right outside your house, right now, we have
it in our hands.

Speaker 6 (18:34):
Right.

Speaker 1 (18:34):
We actually ran a credit check. You actually don't even need.
You don't even need to do this on credit. So yeah,
what do you think? Credit? What do you think? Yeah?
Your plans actually while you're away, Yeah, yeah, those monasters
were looking real sad.

Speaker 2 (18:47):
Here's your mail? I interrupted, I intercepted your mail.

Speaker 1 (18:50):
Guy, You can't do that's a felony, Jackie. What's something
that you think is overrated?

Speaker 2 (18:58):
Oh? So I'm gonna make some I'm gonna make some
enemies here, go ahead.

Speaker 1 (19:02):
Nice.

Speaker 2 (19:02):
Uh, I know anti heroes, I'm over it. I'm over
your your Hunter bullets, the boys, all of these like, uh, yeah,
he's a he's a real piece of work, but he
kills people that are even worse than him. You're like, huh.

(19:23):
The closest I could come as sort of Reacher And
that's the closest to a like, I can. I can
do a little bit. I've actually, uh, you're everybody's dad.
I'm reading all of the books your dear dad is reading.
So I've I've I've read all the Reacher novels and
and the new TV show on Prime is actually great

(19:45):
because that guy's a freaking gorilla. He's just like he's.

Speaker 1 (19:48):
Like something I've ever seen just get in a fight
or something with somebody like his neighbor or Something's like
a whole.

Speaker 4 (19:55):
Motors boat, motorbikes with his kids and some guy had
a problem with him and he just knocked the guy.
Like it's just to your point, Jackie, it's like a
dude pushed him over, Producer Victors saying, yeah, it's if
there's someone I'm not going to pick a fight with,
it's a guy who's shaped like a shape that doesn't exist,
Like he's so big and strong.

Speaker 2 (20:16):
Yeah, that's it's amazing to me that anybody would. Yeah,
there's and he has to know like it's one of
those things like he's I guess he didn't used to
be that big.

Speaker 1 (20:27):
Oh and so he is.

Speaker 2 (20:31):
He might not know his own strength now except for
that it's been three years.

Speaker 1 (20:36):
Right, he's Jesus chrizy. When I say they were motorbikes,
he was carrying motorbikes, Like Jackie.

Speaker 2 (20:48):
He can actually break zip tizz.

Speaker 1 (20:50):
Yeah yeah right right right, so yeah, with his with
his nuts, with his sneezes, he's been pretty outspoken against
Trump too. I think like he's so I don't know. Oh,
Justin producer and editor Justin the and the Chad just
said they weren't gonna cast him for the role because
he was too short. So he put on fifty pounds
to overcompensate. Wow, because he's like, oh I'm too short?

(21:14):
What about this? I'm pulling up now into the ring
two seven? What you think about that ship?

Speaker 2 (21:19):
And uh Tom Cruise, who is four foot eleven, like, yeah, yeah,
he's like this. Tom Cruise's Chinese.

Speaker 4 (21:29):
Six foot three six three six three, which in Hollywood
is like seven to four. You know they wanted him
just because they wanted six six. This is so toxic.

Speaker 1 (21:43):
Put on some boots.

Speaker 2 (21:44):
Oh my god, leave men alone. I have got to say,
they're just starting in. You know how you guys all
have to have six packs now at abs.

Speaker 1 (21:53):
And that's why I have them. Don't have them?

Speaker 2 (21:55):
Well, you know what, because you're not doing it for women.
I don't know if you've looked around and see who women,
but it's not guys with abs you're doing it. If
you've got abs, you're doing it for Kevin who's working
out next to you, who's like, that's not close enough.

Speaker 1 (22:08):
Man. You still gotta work out, Kevin.

Speaker 2 (22:10):
You should.

Speaker 1 (22:11):
You should be able to see the veins on your stomach, bro,
if you're really trying to get there.

Speaker 2 (22:14):
But that's did you guys did you see K pop
Deeven Hunter?

Speaker 1 (22:17):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (22:18):
Yeah, because I love the ABS message and yeah yeah,
yeah it was an anti AB message right there. Again,
it was nice.

Speaker 1 (22:27):
Yeah, get the app because nobody's saying it's not.

Speaker 2 (22:30):
We haven't been told that that's not handsome. That's fine, right,
But if you think if you're doing it in the
lieu of I don't know, reading a book or starting
a conversation or taking out the garbage, uh, yeah, it's
not gonna happen, brother.

Speaker 1 (22:42):
Right right? Is this so funny that a role that
short ass Tom Cruise made famous? Then they completely raised
the bar suddenly, like all right, dude, the next guy's
gotta be fucking six five, okay, five six, and then
I'm six three No, man, get the fuck out of
here or put yeah the way, I.

Speaker 2 (23:02):
Will say that the hilarious thing. The next season is
going to be set in New York City, which is
when I first initially noticed the craziness of the Jack
Reacher doubles is that Reacher always knows what direction people
went and north or south, but he's yeah, like he's
like he's some sort of bloodhound. But the insane is

(23:24):
as I was reading the New York one and I went,
there's no way that you could know he went left
on fourteenth. There's not a chance in hell there's what
is happening?

Speaker 1 (23:33):
So yeah, well he's got he has the Manhattan just
visualized like the old cab drivers used to. Just like, no,
it's that skill that I think people are is dwindling
now it is.

Speaker 2 (23:46):
My dad knows that about Milwaukee. He's always like, yeah,
if you tell him the address of anywhere in Milwaukee,
he will tell you what is there and what used
to be there.

Speaker 4 (23:56):
Man, Yeah, that's such. My dad has that with Quinn.
But he hasn't been there in sixty two years. The
maps aren't updated, you know, Like os is really old
and right it stalls out.

Speaker 1 (24:10):
He's like, that's the old children's youth asylum that used
to be there. You're like, no, it's yeah, I don't know,
I don't know. Not the Brooklyn I grew up in.
All right, let's take a quick break when we come back.
We'll talk about the news after this, and we're back.

(24:39):
So on Wednesday, the Supreme Court heard arguments in Trump v. Barbara,
which sounds like some weird celebrity boxing match, but no,
it's the case where Trump was sued over his executive order,
where he was essentially announcing birthright citizenship is over the
fourgn teeth Amendment. Fuck it be gone art. Just from

(25:01):
a ten thousand foot view, right, the fourteenth Amendment is
such a solidly agreed upon principle of the Constitution that
only racist inbreds that bumbled their way through law school
believe there's any kind of reasonable legal challenge to it.
But luckily Trump, he's got a group of those people
on his side. So they said, fuck it, man, we've

(25:22):
got a we've got one of the most accommodating Supreme
Courts ever. Let's have a shot at it. And one
of the really funny things about this was like, this
is again such an like the last time someone tried
to argue against this was in the nineteenth century. Wow,
and it'd be And it's kind of funny because it
was pointed out that Trump's legal team is recycling legal

(25:45):
arguments from that court challenge in eighteen ninety eight from
a case that the racists lost, that was usv. Wonkim
arc And there's a few other cases too that have
been sort of like Chinese. Yeah, it was of a
person who was born in the United States to Chinese parents,

(26:07):
and then they're like, no, no, no, like that, that person's American.
Alexander Porter Morse, this from the Washington Post quote a
Confederate officer during the Civil War and a Louisiana attorney
argued for legalized segregation in the landmark eighteen ninety six
Supreme Court case that's Plus versus Ferguson that established the
separate but equal doctrine and buttress to Jim Crow laws.
The Trump administration has tapped Morse as an authority and

(26:30):
it's pushed to upend long settled law that virtually everyone
born in the United States is a citizen. Over a
century ago, Morse was among the trio of thinkers who
spearheaded a failed effort Steepton, anti black, and anti Chinese
racism to erase birthright citizenship. The Trump administration is reviving
their arguments to make its case today. And yeah, that's

(26:52):
that's not going so well because you're like, all right,
what what should use as a strategy? How about this
failed version of it?

Speaker 2 (26:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (26:59):
Yeah, yeah, run it back? How about this team that
failed in every aspect of their mission?

Speaker 2 (27:04):
Are there enough racists? Now? How about now? Maybe next year?
How about now? Can we is now good time? Can
we vote again next year? Because maybe there'll be three more.

Speaker 1 (27:15):
Yeah, they're working out Hall of Fame racists. They're just
going way back. It's like we have to bring out
the confession, right, get Andrew Jackson, get him on the phone,
and yeah, I need the ghost of Andrew up here.
But yeah, Trump is just so obsessed with this one
that he you know, he took the unprecedented step to
actually appear in person at the Supreme Court for these orloges.

Speaker 2 (27:36):
You just see if they could intimidate.

Speaker 1 (27:37):
Yeah, yeah, just to be like I'm here, I'm working.
You know, he was. I have to believe he was
falling asleep in there, Like I cannot believe that he
could go on there and stay awake for more than
like fifteen seconds. It's too cold in here. It's like, sir,
it's eighty four degrees. Yeah, we turned it up for
you because you keep saying that's why you're falling asleep.

(27:57):
Well now it's too hot too, like a hothouse flower
in here. But he's again like he's at the Supreme Court,
mean mugging the justices. Unfortunately he left right after his
former defense attorney John Sower that this is the guy
who liked during the Biden administration, was like, the president
can do anything he wants, including using Sealed Team six

(28:19):
to kill whoever he wants. Okay, that guy is now
the solicitor Solicitor General arguing in front of the Supreme Court,
but he kind of shited the bed once the justices
asked the most basic questions. This one was coming from
Justice Neil Gorsich, who if you've seen like he's had
a few surprise rulings, like he has a clear affinity

(28:40):
for like the Indigenous American people, Like it comes up
a lot, and he's made decisions like informed just sort
of about his own perspective on that. So this is
Justice Gorsic asking what about Native Americans?

Speaker 6 (28:51):
Do you think Native Americans today are birthright citizens under
your test and not your friend's test.

Speaker 7 (28:58):
I think so, I mean obviously been granted citizenship, am
I like.

Speaker 1 (29:04):
Never a more non committal answer. According to your test,
that your standard you're trying to prove in this argument?
What do you think.

Speaker 6 (29:12):
Citizens under your test an your friend's test? I think so.

Speaker 7 (29:17):
I mean, obviously they've been granted the citizenship my statue.

Speaker 6 (29:20):
Beside the statue, do you think they're birthright citizens? Now?

Speaker 7 (29:22):
I think the clear understanding that everybody agrees in the
congressional debates is that the children of tribal Indians are
not birthrights.

Speaker 6 (29:28):
I understand that's what they said. But your test is
the domicile of the parents, and that would be the
test you'd have a supply today right.

Speaker 7 (29:38):
Yes, yes, So a tribal Indian, for example, gives up allegiance.

Speaker 6 (29:42):
To born today birthright citizens.

Speaker 7 (29:47):
I think so on our test, very lawfully domiciled here, Kevin,
and then I have to think that through.

Speaker 1 (29:53):
But I have to think that through in court right now.
I didn't happening. I didn't know it was about to
speak in front of the Supreme Court. This was kind
of thrust upon me last minute. The way he answered
that question as if someone said, hey, are you guys
out of the jalapeno poppers? H? I think so? Let
me actually let me check in the kitchen really quick.

Speaker 2 (30:12):
We might have another order left.

Speaker 1 (30:14):
I don't know, really really basic shit here. A lot
of people like this specific question is a little bit
more complicated because like the Native Americans are given citizenship
the dows acting like the twenties or whatever. But again,
a lot of people were just sort of took it
as like, what do you mean Native Americans are citizens
that this was more about the specifics of the definition

(30:35):
of a like birthright citizenship that's given to someone born
because again, you know, tribal land was considered you know,
sovereign territory. But all that to say this is this
is this is how shit's starting off. And again, from
all the court reporting that I've read so far, pretty
most of the justices are pretty skeptical because sours just

(30:56):
coming back with a lot like ummm, yeah, here's the thing.
This is actually not really the problem is like this
isn't a real legal argument. This is like a reactionary
racist thing that isn't steeped in anything truly like legal.
It's just more like I don't want the idea.

Speaker 2 (31:12):
I want to I want to just come in front
of you and go if there is there just a
way that we can just cull out some of these
people I don't like. And I just oh, if I
have a fucking pillow and I could just roll over
it and no oh that no, no, it would be
a weapon.

Speaker 1 (31:32):
Oh okay, I know altercation, screaming pill We know that
there's a scream a screaming.

Speaker 2 (31:39):
I've had a screaming pillow for decades. I've done screaming.

Speaker 1 (31:42):
I got another one though, I used on Actually there's
no feathers in it. It's just a pillowcase with a
loose feather in it. But again, this is like it's
a slippery slope for for John Sour trying to argue
all of this, because really what they're getting at, like

(32:02):
the dark side of all this is that if the
Supreme Court agrees with what the Trump regime is arguing,
that decision would instantly create millions of stateless people and
their labor could easily be exploited without the protections of
US citizenship. Because you know, there's I don't again, the

(32:24):
effort put into deporting people, Well what do you do
because these people are stateless? So it's not like another
country's going to be like, oh yeah, well, they're not
even a citizen of our country. We can't take them,
Like where do they go? So I think like in
the more sort of heinous Heritage Foundation Project twenty twenty
five view of things is like, well, now you have
a whole workforce of people who can't say no to

(32:47):
like sub subsistence wages or work or work conditions. And
that's I think the part that's like really diabolical about
all of this and what they're trying to do. But
as it stands, the fact that they haven't thought pass
to what the argument is rather than we don't like
round people or we don't like these people is now
just just fumbling in court. And I think even with

(33:10):
sour trying to give an answer on the birthright citizenship
birthright citizenship question about Native Americans, he was also trying
to like not invalidate his own argument because already it's
like built on such flimsy logic. He's like, h shit, I'm.

Speaker 2 (33:24):
Gonna have to think about that.

Speaker 1 (33:25):
I'm gonna have to think about that.

Speaker 2 (33:26):
You really the next time you're in front of the
Supreme Court. That's right right right over?

Speaker 1 (33:31):
Yeah, okay, oh yeah, Justice Gorsag, I'm sorry, Justice Chief Justice.
Can I get a do over? That was really not
fair When I was asked such an underhanded softball question
like that, I couldn't wrap my head around it. Yeah,
it's it's anyway they're trying. Luckily it doesn't seem to
be going well. But I think it's still terrifying the

(33:55):
fact that they actually even bothered to hear this, because
you hear.

Speaker 2 (33:58):
What so Cox Richardson said that it's watching an empire
commit suicide. And essentially just the entire purpose of this
administration and these people is is to create repercussions. Yeah,
right right, that's so because I mean, and I know

(34:19):
why Trump wants to do it is because he wants
to roll the bodies, right, That's all he wants to do.
He just wants to roll the bodies. But the other
people are like, with, while he's busy rolling the bodies,
maybe we'll get to kill the gajillion people. And it's insanity.

Speaker 1 (34:35):
It's yeah, yep.

Speaker 4 (34:36):
And it's the stoke fear too, where it's I mean,
it's the main or it's like, okay, so what even
is a citizen at this point? You know, it's like, oh,
just because of my color, the color of my skin
is not I mean saying Trump's color of a skin.
No one has that just because it's not white. Like
what am I? What is my fan? Are my kid's citizen?

(34:57):
Like it's just so scary that at any moment you're
whole life.

Speaker 1 (35:00):
I mean, how it turned up. Also, how it's already
true for so many How far back are we going? Right?
Because Trump's grandfather comes from Germany, his mother's wife, his children,
That's what I'm saying. So like that's a double stand. Yeah,
but that's what I'm saying. It's so like they're like,
what's like, I don't even think they thought, they're not
even thinking like that at all. No, it's like it's

(35:21):
it's basically because what they want to do is they
just want to shut the gates now or for maybe
a certain scroup at a certain point, but it's not going.

Speaker 2 (35:28):
To be for people like the whities from South Africa.

Speaker 1 (35:31):
Yeah. And there's also I was reading a story. Remember
all those white people he brought in from South Africa.
A couple of them have already gone back because because
they've said, like this country's fucked up. There's gun violence everywhere.
It's it's like it's so it's so hard to like
get a like, I just I prefer to be home.
It's just then the grass was not whiter sortun so

(35:54):
I guess moving on to so the other thing that
we have is the polling that is so so low
that we've never seen anything like it, and like right
now it's hovering around thirty one percent and Fox News,
I think it's no coincidence or it's a total it's
no coincidence that Fox News starts trying to keep conservatives
from realizing how bad things are and that Trump is

(36:17):
in fact a human nine to eleven, and there's so
many things to think about, mid term blowouts, the war
in Iran, the lack of support for Americans being crushed
by inflation, and I got to just play this clip
from Laura Ingram's show on Tuesday, because like the news
is all bad, Like there's record low support for these wars,
there's record low support for the president. It's just like

(36:39):
all bad. And I think this is her effort to
try to be like guys, it's fine, and we have
to trust this guy because he's actually really smart and
it's quite laughable. But here's Laura Ingram now trying to
get everybody in line and not be so pessimistic.

Speaker 8 (36:53):
And now some conservatives are worried that we've gotten off track.
They're fretting about Iran. They wonder what happened to am
Erica first. Social media is hyping conservative infighting, fears of
a midterm wipeout. So some of you may be thinking,
what was it all for. Look, I'm not underestimating your concerns.
I share some of them. Trump is taking some big risks,

(37:16):
but with big risks come great rewards. Eliminating the Iranian
threat is a gift to future generations. But in the meantime, look,
we'll see how it all works out. But in the meantime,
I'm choosing not to panic.

Speaker 1 (37:30):
The good she's choosing not to panic, And I think
this is where she's going to really lay the case
out for why we should really be okay. And this
is why you shouldn't panic. Because Donald Trump's the president.

Speaker 8 (37:43):
After all, no one on God's green Earth has a
better political sense than Donald Trump. He didn't become the
president of the United States twice and come this far
to blow it all on a lark. So why not
take a deep breath, step back and reframe our thinking.

Speaker 9 (38:00):
Oh god, so this guy didn't come all this way
and fuck it all up on a lark.

Speaker 1 (38:06):
Really specifically this.

Speaker 2 (38:10):
Yeah, this guy has failed up every moment of his
breathing life. I have never seen anybody fail upwards, like.

Speaker 1 (38:19):
It's all the way up to the big white house
in the.

Speaker 2 (38:21):
Sky, right, and I've seen a lot of guys fail upward.
I'm not gonna lie it. I've seen a lot of
mediocrity rewarded. And uh, it's so.

Speaker 1 (38:30):
Thank you to Victor for continuing to book me, by
the way, I forget you gave us a top story
and kind of appreciate that. Thank you.

Speaker 2 (38:39):
Yeah, but uh yeah, I don't. Uh it's it is
telling though that she's just like talking like her fellow
horrible whitey magoos off of ledges because oh you've noticed,
you know my because my dad is always like, gases
in California is like five bucks. It's like two twelve here,

(39:01):
and what my husband always says, yes, we have better gas.
You don't know this about us.

Speaker 1 (39:06):
Our gas is amazing, and it's pay for the better gas.
You pay for the better gas. We got the best gash.

Speaker 2 (39:15):
You want that two dollars gas, which you want six
dollars gas?

Speaker 1 (39:18):
Yeah, we got.

Speaker 2 (39:20):
What it is is. I don't know if you've ever
been to Milwaukee, but what Milwaukee, Wisconsin could use is
some six dollars gas because what it pays for is
a bunch of asphalt that could fill in all of
the potholes. It'd be I don't know if you've driven
through the desert that is, trying to drive around Milwaukee, Wisconsin,
but there's you could get a sinkhole. There's I was

(39:44):
just there. It needs it needs. You don't need a
million pounds of assholt and several dozen pickup trucks and
dudes with with spreading things.

Speaker 1 (39:54):
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, I've digressed.

Speaker 2 (39:56):
I've digressed from I did survive, but I have digress
from this, uh, this monstrous woman who you know. I
have a pit on my bag that says elect women.
I would like another pill that says hashtag not all women.

Speaker 1 (40:09):
Yeah, two things can be true.

Speaker 2 (40:14):
The game women a people and uh and it's just
we're all just a stack of beat with uh in
a sausage casing and so with brains on top. And
so just because you know, every everybody could be an idiot.
Everybody could be a monster.

Speaker 1 (40:29):
That's everyone's right, you know. Unfortunately people have abused that
right all the way to the top, including UH Transportation
Secretary Sean Duffy and other unseerious news. So he just
announced that he's going to be reviving his reality star career.

Speaker 2 (40:47):
I didn't know that. What was he in?

Speaker 1 (40:49):
He was he was in the real on the Real
World Boston nineteen ninety seven. He was part of the
Real World Boston. He was the mill Wisconsin cowboy guy.

Speaker 2 (41:00):
He's from Wisconsin.

Speaker 1 (41:01):
Yeah, yeah, yeah. His whole thing on the world, Like
his whole character was like I'm a lumberjack from Wisconsin
and he was like a world champion, like lumberjack games
guy that was like thirty years ago. Yeah, fish out
of Water sort of story. And the cast of the
Real World Boston.

Speaker 4 (41:17):
It's like, why does every Trump appointee also have like
a side job, you know, like, like, what the fuck
is going on? None of these people were qualified to
do some of the most important jobs in the entire world.
You have fucking cash. You look at their resumes. There's
no qualifications, dude, there was no qualifications.

Speaker 1 (41:34):
This guy's from Hayward, Wisconsin, Okay, and he was doing
lumberjack shit, doing log rolling, hopping up trees, cutting shit
down like his whole I remember transporting logs his opening, right,
that's what makes him qualified for Yeah exactly, Yeah, yeah, yeah,
And I was on Road Rules All Stars. If you
do remember that does require you traveling in a Winnebago

(41:58):
hes roads. Yeah, yeah, exactly. So he's teaming up with
Buna Murray Productions, the people who fucking made the Real
World and like you know, for Jersey Shore all the
huge MTV reality shows, and teaming up for them for
a YouTube series quote in celebration of America's two hundred

(42:20):
and fiftieth anniversary. The online show will feature the Cabinet
Official and his family touring the US on an extended
road trip. They have nine children. Oh so this is
gonna be Mike, Yeah, and you got nine people got
to be on Pick three.

Speaker 2 (42:41):
The wireless one, pick the best three kids.

Speaker 1 (42:44):
Pick your favorite three, pick your favorite three, the other game.
There's gonna have to be boomed. You know, we're gonna
over there for your kids.

Speaker 2 (42:53):
She is she still live or did she die in
child birth like she was supposed to be trying to
do for him?

Speaker 1 (43:00):
Rachel Campos was also on the on road Rules to
begin with, and they met on the road Rules all Stars.
So they are a maga MTV couple made in hell,
which is really amazing here.

Speaker 2 (43:17):
So Social Services man, get those kids. Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (43:21):
The five part series will be paid for by the
quote Great American road Trip, one of the nonprofits created
by the Trump administration to promote events tied to the
country's two hundred and fiftieth anniversary celebrations.

Speaker 2 (43:34):
So also known as a great place to launder some cash.

Speaker 3 (43:37):
Yeah exactly, Oh crime loud. Hey, leave it right there
in that inbox right there? Yeah, perfect, perfect, it screwed
to the wall. Yeah, yeah, what's it for?

Speaker 1 (43:49):
Like a YouTube series or some shit with the guy
from the from Real World back in ninety seven, remember
that one with Genesis. I think she was in that
cast too. But that's that's to state of these. It's
also just funny, like thinking of all the people that
have made the MTV to Fox, like the MTV to
Fox News pipeline, pipeline because Kennedy is also a host
on Fox News.

Speaker 2 (44:10):
Okay, yeah, is there just like is it just like
reality TV?

Speaker 1 (44:15):
You don't?

Speaker 2 (44:16):
Reality TV in general is a fucking nightmare. Yeah, just
because it's there's no there's no script, there's no and
all there is is some ad behind the camera going
are you upset yet? If you could be more upset?
I did Last Comic standing for three days and I
and I was twitching because they wouldn't stop asking me

(44:39):
what if you lose?

Speaker 1 (44:40):
What if you lose?

Speaker 2 (44:41):
And the first thirty times they asked me, I said,
it turns out I still do stand up comedy, just
gonna work the road and I can't remember the bat
is that season Jackie? The first season I think was
Kathleen Madison Madigan and and Alonso. Oh no, the first
year it was Gary Marshall. Oh it was Gary Marshall.

(45:03):
And Gary Marshall said to me, and they never aired it,
and I wish I could get it. He said, you're
very talented, and I was like, could I put that
on my on my resume because Gary.

Speaker 1 (45:14):
Marsh said that ant No, Gary Marshall, idiot aunt likes
me too.

Speaker 2 (45:21):
So you know what I am? The golden retriever a
stand up comedy universal univers.

Speaker 1 (45:26):
The other thing I guess also theo von too. He
also started on road rules, so.

Speaker 2 (45:31):
Right, and then he decided to do stand up and
grow mullet.

Speaker 1 (45:34):
Well, yeah, he decided to get a hair transplant. That
turned Is that what it didn't get?

Speaker 2 (45:40):
Because that's what the TV is on there. Who doesn't
want to run their fingers through a bunch of nuts
and bolts?

Speaker 1 (45:48):
Yeah, you know, here's what.

Speaker 2 (45:51):
I've always thought about hair loss. That is literally God's
way of saying, you gotta go the look ahead, Let's
get that hair out of the way.

Speaker 1 (45:57):
Let's see that's going.

Speaker 6 (46:00):
Doing.

Speaker 2 (46:01):
That's good times.

Speaker 1 (46:01):
Look at that. Oh that's round, that's good, that's really nice.
Embrace it, embrace it.

Speaker 2 (46:07):
I have a divot in the back of my head
where I to go bold. There's like a It looks
like someone took like an axe and cut in between
my two brains.

Speaker 1 (46:15):
What that's how your head was on your baby when
you're a baby.

Speaker 2 (46:20):
Yeah, I guess so. I mean nobody actually took my
head went, that's what it looks like. Soft?

Speaker 1 (46:27):
Yeah right right?

Speaker 2 (46:28):
Where's that?

Speaker 1 (46:29):
Where's that fund? What's that the what's it called the funt?
The fontinelle? Yeah, the fun to know this off spot?
Oh we're getting there. Rip this thing in half like crocket.

Speaker 2 (46:40):
Well done.

Speaker 1 (46:41):
Yeah, this pearl. Fu. Yeah, what's in that pearl?

Speaker 3 (46:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (46:46):
Not just a brain in there? Again, I thought there'd
be something else this time. I'm over twenty. Yeah, yeah,
all right, I think I learned all right, Yeah, I'll
leave the hospital. Jesus Christ can't get a morg job anywhere.

Speaker 2 (47:02):
I thought it was I thought it was lizards.

Speaker 1 (47:05):
No, yeah, I thought it was lizards. These have to
be lizards, you cretan and then before you take a break,
I just jd. Vance announced that he's written a new
book called Communion, all about his personal journey with Catholicism,
which is a bold choice from someone who allegedly murdered

(47:27):
the Pope and a beef with yeah, and also in
a beef with Pope Leo now too, because he's saying
stuff constantly. Was like, bro, if you're just so you know,
God doesn't answer the prayers of people that star wars,
just so you know, y uh huh. And I get
to say that because I'm the pope from Chicago.

Speaker 6 (47:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (47:47):
He took a page out of Sweetwater's book and is
including one wafer in each book.

Speaker 1 (47:53):
He's setting out.

Speaker 6 (47:54):
Yeah, and he's.

Speaker 2 (47:56):
Also standing outside your house.

Speaker 1 (47:59):
Yeah right now, right now, Look they're trying to like
market the book as sort of like a spiritual sequel
of Hillbilly Elegy. And when you look at the covers
of both books, you're like, Okay, yeah, you're definitely like
trying to lean into the thing, because surely jd. Vance
doesn't want to put his like repulsive facade on the
cover where people will probably just you know, vandalize every

(48:21):
cover or maybe throw a sticker on where he's like
blueberry face jd. Vance. That everyone loves it, says quote.

Speaker 9 (48:27):
Picking up in some ways where Hillbilly Elgy left off,
Communion recounts how Vance's pursuit of material privileges ultimately let
him into a secular wilderness. Communion reveals how Vance regained
his faith and discusses his conversion to Catholicism and how
his faith guides his work in public life.

Speaker 1 (48:46):
But clearly written by Ai. Yeah yeah, yeah, right.

Speaker 2 (48:50):
Just flattering, flattering, flattering and non sequitor.

Speaker 1 (48:54):
Yeah, it's I mean, obviously he's trying to before you
make a presidential run, God to have a book come out,
or how are people gonna know what lies to believe
about you? That's why you get to write them yourself,
Like Oh my god. I was so I was balling
so hard when I was working in the tech world,
and then I realized, you can ball so hard that

(49:14):
you can fall so hard from God's grace, you know,
And that's that's what I realized. I don't even know
if he's a poet like that, but you know, that's
kind of what the angle that he's going to be hearing.
Oh yeah, but right now it's right now, like even
with conservatives of like who should run in twenty twenty eight,
So hopefully this book will help out a bit. The

(49:35):
one thing that could be interesting is maybe if he
talks about his belief in aliens, because this is where
he gets real Catholic with it. He's like, yeah, demons,
it's not even fucking like, whoa, it's not it's not
the existence of other life forms in a universe so
vast we can't even comprehend its vastness. It's demons we're

(49:56):
waiting for me. I don't think there I don't think
there are. I think they're demons anyway. But that's a
longer discussion.

Speaker 5 (50:03):
Well, I can't let you go without.

Speaker 1 (50:05):
Yeah, that is the longer discussion.

Speaker 2 (50:08):
So what he's doing is he's demonizing other life. Yes,
he's literally Yeah, I saw hail Mary that little rock
guy Rocky. Yeah, that's a good guy. That's a good guy.

Speaker 1 (50:21):
We're hanging. We're hanging later. You want to have beers
with that little rock That was a That was an
interview with him with Famous Propaganda's Benny Johnson, the one
who claimed famously about his uh. I don't know if
you remember when he said his house burned down in
a drug fire.

Speaker 5 (50:35):
By infant nearly died in a drug fire after mass
shootings and everyone was like, that's actually my ring tone.

Speaker 1 (50:42):
I'm like, yeah, when I have that, when I have
my notification, that's what that's. That's that Benny Johnson, the
guy who said might again.

Speaker 5 (50:50):
By infant nearly died uh huh in a drive a
car after mass shootings where in DC.

Speaker 1 (50:57):
This was around the time when ice was the season
of Washington, d C had begun and that's when he
came out. He's like, guys, I know this place is
so fucked up. We need masked marauders going around and
violating everyone's rights because.

Speaker 5 (51:11):
My infant nearly died in a drug fire after mass shootings.

Speaker 1 (51:15):
In a drug fire after mass shootings all connected. And
also for the record, fentanyl just apropos nothing.

Speaker 2 (51:25):
So it wasn't just him blazing up in the in
the garage with his infant next to him after shooting
the guns into the Yeah.

Speaker 1 (51:33):
No, no he didn't. He didn't have like a form
of drug induced like like a crisis and he's like
Yosemite samming it in his basement. This is also he
goes on to this JD Vance club. He kind of
goes on to like talk about what he even means
with the aliens and what he thinks they are.

Speaker 10 (51:48):
Then has has understood that there are weird things out there,
and there are things that are very difficult to explain,
and I naturally go when I hear about sort of
extra natural phenomenon. That's where I go to is the
Christian understanding that you know, there's a lot of good
out there, but there's also some evil out there, and
I think that one of the devil's great tricks is

(52:09):
to convince people we never existed.

Speaker 1 (52:11):
That's so cool, dude, You like to quote Kaiser from
Usual Suspects, Also fantastic awesome. I ever seen the film,
I guess verbal it would.

Speaker 2 (52:19):
Be and I don't think that kays are so safe.
I don't think that. That was his line. Yeah, yeah, exactly,
like a Usual Suspects as we're going to need a
second source on that one.

Speaker 1 (52:32):
Yeah yeah heard, He's like, I'm not going to do
that's from Usual Suspect because everything I say is about
Usual Suspects kind of kind of my whole personality. It's
the only movie I've ever seen. I like it that much.
That's why the actors.

Speaker 2 (52:47):
I can't wait to see it on ice.

Speaker 1 (52:49):
Yeah, yeah, that's my walk like that dragging my foot
because Kevin Spacey one of the great actors. I haven't
seen anything else he's inter checked in on his career,
but that guy and people. Yeah, I really like the
way he is too. So yeah. Then the other thing
is there's also like Usha Vance, his wife, just launched
a podcast for kids called story Time with the Second Lady,

(53:10):
in which she and celebrity guests read books to children,
and in the second episode, Driver Danica Patrick reads the
timeless literary classic award winning classic Disney's Cars Wow sitting
down with the kids, you know, because you don't want
to do one of those books that actually wins one
of those like Awards for child Literature because they're probably

(53:31):
going to be more on the nose about being accepting.
Not that cars isn't, but it's probably usual to be like,
and here's cars, and that's Lightning McQueen and his tire
popped and then he met made her and then he won.

Speaker 2 (53:41):
Okay, and they read the kids? Those are picture books?
Is it an audio podcast?

Speaker 1 (53:49):
Look, that's a great note. There are some I mean,
there are technically words that are being read Jackie, to
be fair, but through the pictures are doing ninety nine
point nine for something.

Speaker 2 (53:58):
You're talking to a three year old. If you could
get your act together, Okay.

Speaker 1 (54:02):
Hey, come over here, put your AirPods back in and listen.
Danica Patrick, if you remember she did that one Go
Daddy commercial in the Super Bowl. It was really popular, right,
I forget it. Try and get a kid to listen
to a podcast. All right, we're gonna take a break.
We're gonna come right back, and we're going to talk
about the new library or bribe collection plate as we
know it. Right into this.

Speaker 2 (54:32):
And we're back.

Speaker 1 (54:34):
So Eric Trump, I don't know, did you guys see
the video that Eric Trump posted about the Presidential Library Okay,
well I'm gonna show it you in a second. We
can talk about on the other side. But they were like,
these are the plans for the library, and what it
was is like these were not plans. It was Ai
generated slop about a giant metal and glass penis that's

(54:55):
gonna just be a blight on the Miami Skyline. I'm here.
I'll play this video really quick so you guys can
have an understanding of what this even was.

Speaker 2 (55:06):
Wow, that looks real.

Speaker 1 (55:09):
Yeah, that's a dick.

Speaker 2 (55:14):
The t bullets on the ground floor. Okay, okay, I've
played this video game. This is like, okay, he's gonna
have planes with airport.

Speaker 1 (55:30):
Also, it's got an airport. Look at that.

Speaker 2 (55:34):
Oh Christ, A.

Speaker 1 (55:38):
Lot of cocktail parties at this library.

Speaker 2 (55:41):
Yeah yeah, a lot oft Okay, NPCs. There's so many NPCs.

Speaker 1 (55:45):
I can't see so many. So they start going off
the roof like lemons, one after the other. One is
just like spinning three.

Speaker 2 (55:55):
All right, I'm subscribing to that. I will subscribe to
that video.

Speaker 1 (55:59):
Yeah watch that.

Speaker 6 (56:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (56:01):
So yeah, this is a monstrosity of a building where,
according to that video, there's gonna be a gigant there's
a fucking air Force one in the lobby, like on
like the fortieth floor, a giant golden statue of Trump
and what they're also saying that one ballroom that looked like,
like you said, a lot of cocktail parties, that's meant
to be a full scale replica of the White House

(56:23):
ballroom that actually doesn't exist, and actually, like we talked
about yesterday's trending episode, a judge put the kaibash on,
Who's like, yeah, yeah, you can't. You gotta stop building
this shit. I don't know what the fuck you were thinking.
So it's gonna have fucking everything. It also has, uh,
Trump is all said like there is also gonna be
something like a hotel. Probably got to have some for
profit development within the building as well, and most likely

(56:47):
a hotel, as Trump said, he said, we also said,
I don't I don't believe in building libraries or museums,
which you're like, A truer sentence has never been set
for as much shit is that guy's filled with, he
said the full it was, it's a library, it's a museum,
it's presidential. But I wouldn't start started until I'm out
of office. I don't believe in building libraries or museums. Okay,

(57:10):
all right, President President Oatmeal.

Speaker 2 (57:12):
Let myself on fire and run into a pile of stormtroopers.
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (57:19):
So right now, it's it's really the I feel like
he's not the only person to put a gigantic fucking
plane in that. If if all of us who live
in California, if going to school here, you probably had
to visit the Reagan Presidential Library.

Speaker 2 (57:34):
Or did Reagan do that too?

Speaker 1 (57:35):
Oh yeah, He's just got air Force one in there,
and it's like it's just like wild And that one
also has a like a full on replica of an
Irish pub that the Reagans quote once visited briefly, which
they then created and carted back to California to have
fully rebuilt in the library.

Speaker 2 (57:57):
Well that's like some real Hurst Castle bullshit.

Speaker 1 (58:01):
Oh yeah, it's like, well, I'd like to have this there. There.
You've got your own Irish pub for your presidential library.

Speaker 2 (58:14):
Okay, a gift shop.

Speaker 1 (58:17):
Yeah, I mean, this is probably gonna be one of
the biggest grifts that Trump is running in terms of
the money that can be collected, because last October it
was reported that the Donald J. Trump Presidential Library fund incorporated,
the Florida nonprofit tied to building the library had just
suddenly mysteriously dissolved, and they had already raised fifteen million

(58:40):
dollars thanks to what they were calling a charitable contribution
from ABC. But that was actually that legal settlement when
ABC settled because George Stephanopolis. Stephanopolis had said that something
found civilly liable of rape instead of sexual abuse, and
they use that to be like, well, we're going to
sue and now you got to give me f teen
million dollars that will go to a library or a

(59:03):
nebulous bank account where the proceeds goes who knows where,
you know. Obviously, I think, like most people, this shit
is not going to get built as it is being
shown here. It's going to be a probably be like
a fucking like a self storage facility loft where you know,
you can go look at like Nazi trinkets and like
stolen documents. Then they're so like this has been like

(59:25):
a thing where like Democratic members of Congress for a
while have tried to like limit or limit like what
the funds that can be raised for this kind of thing,
or have the process be a little more transparent the
Presidential Anti Correct Presidential Library Anti Corruption Act, which would
quote strictly limit Presidential Library fundraising and mandate quarterly disclosure
of all donations of two hundred dollars and more. That's

(59:47):
what they are trying to get through right now, but
has not passed. That's because Congress obviously they put very
little money to the National Archives and Records and Administration
to build president libraries, so the rest gets funded privately.
And that's where quote, federal rules do not require the
Presidential Library nonprofits to disclose their donors. So they're like,

(01:00:11):
it's fine, it's a dark money slush fund that we
don't care about because at least at the end, because
you get some patriotic tourist trap like it will end
in some kind of building, might be terribly over budget,
and we don't see where all the proceeds go, but
at least there is a building. And again, Trump not
the first person to exploit this loophole again. Nineteen ninety three,

(01:00:32):
Bush one, George Herbert Walker Bush parton Edwin Cox Junior,
convicted of bank fraud, then received between one hundred between
one hundred and two hundred and fifty thousand towards his
Presidential Library from his daddy, a wealthy Texas businessman and
GOP donor. See, I didn't pay for a pardon. I
was just that's crazy. I just really believed in this library,
and I also gave money to that. Similarly, Bill Clinton

(01:00:53):
quote gave indicted hedge fund manager and fugitive Mark Rich
a pardon after receiving a four hundred and fifty thousand
dollars contribution to the Clinton Library from Rich's ex wife
uh and George W. Bush connected lobbyists. Was Yeah, was
even caught on tape telling a dignignitary from Central Asia
he should quote make a two hundred and fifty thousand

(01:01:15):
dollars contribution to the Bush Library in exchange for access
to the White House. So you know, it's just pretty
out there. And again nobody.

Speaker 2 (01:01:25):
Yeah, yeah, absolute power cups absolutely and everything. I mean,
freaking flight attendants. It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter at
what level you're at. I mean, and so you just
you have. So here's what I say. Please, it doesn't
doesn't make what he did not great. Just as you

(01:01:47):
get more power, try to keep someone around you that
tells you that you were just a normal human being.

Speaker 1 (01:01:54):
Yeah, you're.

Speaker 2 (01:01:56):
It's called staying right sized. Just have some sort of
fucking perspective about your humanity so that you can keep
your humanity.

Speaker 1 (01:02:04):
I like thinking of myself as some kind of living god.
That's better. Who has a just offensively gaudy library as
a fucking monument to my own stupidity.

Speaker 2 (01:02:16):
Oh, let's never get a backfire, because I really do
think that that's exactly what has happened.

Speaker 5 (01:02:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:02:22):
Also, the Saudi Royal family lovers of libraries, Presidential Library specifically,
because they've done they've donated nearly ten million dollars to
the Clinton and George H. W. Bush complexes. Again, lovers
of literature.

Speaker 2 (01:02:37):
How about Jimmy Carter?

Speaker 1 (01:02:39):
Yeah right?

Speaker 2 (01:02:40):
Did they find it about Carter?

Speaker 1 (01:02:42):
It's weird how little his name pops up in these
sorts of things.

Speaker 2 (01:02:45):
Yeah, yeah, right right.

Speaker 1 (01:02:46):
I really think he was just a he was thinking
apartman and stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:02:52):
Yeah, probably, Samah, just check this up.

Speaker 6 (01:02:56):
It is in.

Speaker 1 (01:02:56):
Atlanta, Georgia. Jimmy Carter. Oh looks quite nice.

Speaker 2 (01:03:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:03:01):
I don't know. I'm sure I wonder where the funds
came for any of these things. But all that to
say is this is just this is just a time
honored practice from our former presidents, because hey, why shouldn't
I be able to accept money after the fact in
ways that I get to control. And there's been so
many attempts to try and get more transparency, but every

(01:03:22):
time this happens, the bills just die somewhere. Like in
two thousand and nine, Pelosi tried to introduce a bill
like this and then suddenly they just like in the committee,
they were just they referred it to the Committee on
Homeland Security and Government Affairs and were just like, Eh,
we're just going to take a punt on that and
just let that sort of like waste thing. Yeah, And

(01:03:43):
then again twenty nineteen they tried to do a similar thing.
What happened. Senate received the bill, read it twice, referred
to the Committee on Homeland Security and Governmental Affairs, just
because I think it might be one of those things
like if you know how people like cape for billionaires
because I think one day they're going to be one. Yeah,
maybe that's like the same thing for these like senators
and Congress was like, well, shit, I want to make
sure we keep that loophole intact.

Speaker 2 (01:04:04):
For like Maria Bambert's doing a joke about Oligarch's shoes, like,
you can't hate Oligark, so just maybe one day you'll.

Speaker 1 (01:04:10):
Be one, Right, that's that funny. God, if only, if only,
I'd love to be an Oligarch, But I just I
don't think I could. I think it's stomach it, I
don't have it too much for Yeah, you're too busy,
or I would just complete the time. I would just
the I would do so many dumb, small things that
never made an impact. I'd be like, actually, there's this
one kid who pantsed me in third grade.

Speaker 2 (01:04:31):
I'm just I'm gonna find him.

Speaker 1 (01:04:33):
I'm going to find him and just always in him.

Speaker 2 (01:04:36):
I already feel fabulously wealthy. I'm wearing a pair of
shoes that I didn't even look to see how much
they cost. Later look at that, it turns out they
were eighty dollars. Do you know what That is a
great deal of money. That feels like I'm perfectly more
than enough money that I could just buy an eighty
dollars pair of shoes without freaking out.

Speaker 1 (01:04:55):
That's a win, man, That's I think. Look, we all
have to have our perspective set to the right, you know,
right levels, And it's like yeah, are you if you can?
I mean again, obviously, being a billionaire is a form
of mental illness where there's just a sucking wound in
your spirit that would only be filled with money and
it will never close.

Speaker 2 (01:05:16):
You can't pay for big enough needles. Yeah, it's a
stitch tight.

Speaker 1 (01:05:22):
Oh my god. No, Well anyway, uh, listen to us all,
let's not try and be billionaires. Let's tax this shit
out of them. And with that Jackiecation, thank you so
much for joining us today on the daily side, guys,
or do the people find you, follow you, support your
new album all that good stuff?

Speaker 2 (01:05:38):
Well, Jackiekashia dot com is my website and it's at
jackie CAAs on all the socials. But if you go
to familypetancestry dot com, that points to jackiekasha dot com. Now,
why did I buy that? Because it made me laugh?
That's what did you realize that I certainly did a
dozen years ago. I bought Familypetancestry dot com because I'd

(01:05:59):
not to myself. What if somebody wanted to know if
their cat came over on the Mayflower? What if they
wanted to know if their dog was eligible to join
the Dogs of the American Revolution. How could they find
out Family petancestry dot com. This was before you could
get doggy DNA. That's when I bought it.

Speaker 1 (01:06:17):
You're added the game noradonomistication. You have you done any
promo for Family petancestry dot com?

Speaker 2 (01:06:24):
Just absolutely none? Absolutely When it comes up on when
it comes up to renew, I'm always like shy yes,
and then I'm like, sure, I got eighty dollars shoes on.
Why can't I afford twenty bucks for? And what that
does is they gets you to all of it. Family
ped ancestry dot com. You can watch both of my

(01:06:46):
video Both of my podcasts are on YouTube and on
wherever you listen to them. You can watch old stand
ups sets on Coden and whatever, and then you can
watch the new special Altercation. I did a special during
Lockdown called looking Back, just ten minutes of me telling
card jokes into the ass camera of a Mazda six
in reverse. So I had a laugh, I had my face,

(01:07:10):
I was standing back, and then I just told every
card joke I could think of. I love it.

Speaker 1 (01:07:16):
Wait, so did someone have to put it in reverse
and then have their foot on the brake so to
run over the break the break person. Very important extra
money went there. And then the director Kyle Clark video
videoing the camera, which when I look at it now,
I'm like, why didn't we wipe off the camera on
the license spider webs? And she didn't have a director

(01:07:38):
of photography that was you had the camera person who
was guy, a director, but no camera guy. That's it exactly,
That's what it was, Jackie. Stopped cutting corners. Stop cutting corners.
So you're already spending so much money. Actually, I'm upside

(01:07:58):
down off. Excuse you? You didn't have a master, say
camera and then shot. Yeah, yeah, you're gonna just there
because my.

Speaker 2 (01:08:07):
Twenty thirteen Corolla doesn't have a backup camera, which is
fine because I of course have a neck, but uh
so I had to borrow a cart.

Speaker 1 (01:08:16):
That's so funny, Jackie, is there any work of media
you're enjoying? Social media, traditional media, any kind.

Speaker 2 (01:08:23):
I think we all can admit that we love we
rate dogs. You guys ever look at we rate dogs
on Instagram or Facebook?

Speaker 1 (01:08:30):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, oh yeah, he's just that guy.

Speaker 2 (01:08:34):
He's just culling together all the different adorable dog videos.

Speaker 1 (01:08:37):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (01:08:38):
And then he says things like this is not a dog,
this is a noodle, and we only rate dogs, and
then he says, but thirteen ten and here's the thing.
It calms my heart rate. Thank you very much.

Speaker 1 (01:08:51):
We rate dogs. Yeah, oh man, it's up too. And
that was just like rip on dogs like these are
the worst dogs abs we hate dog was disgusting. Blake,
how about you? Where do the people find you? Follow
you all that?

Speaker 4 (01:09:06):
The people they can find me at Blake Wexler on
all social media. And then April eleventh, two shows in
Philadelphia at Next in Line Comedy Club. It's gonna be
my last shows for a while because wife and I
are having twins. Ye, so yeah, don't have anywhere up
dates I know. Oh my god, it's right. Oh that's
it's exactly my words exactly in the hospital room was

(01:09:27):
oh my god. But yeah, super psyched two shows next
to Line Comedy Club in Philadelphia, seven thirty and nine
thirty on April eleventh.

Speaker 1 (01:09:36):
And work of media that I can share, Yeah, there was.
So I was really into the and one mixtape tour obviously,
of course, and someone posted a highlight reel. Do you
remember escalade Yah the big dude? He was humusculate, was gigantic.
He was like a three hundred pounds like six three dude,

(01:09:58):
yeah or how yeah. I remember he can dunk too,
like crazy, he could dunk. He had touch, like he
had quick feet. So there's a.

Speaker 4 (01:10:07):
Instagram profile whatever the right word is account called Hoop
Dot two dot hoop and.

Speaker 1 (01:10:16):
They have like a highlight reel.

Speaker 4 (01:10:17):
His name was Troy Escale Jackson, and it's like a
man who shouldn't be able to move for the way
he moves and his basketball highlights. It's it's one of
the most fun things the entire I think in December
twenty twenty five, I.

Speaker 1 (01:10:28):
Remember like seeing him do because he passed away like
ten fifteen years ago. I remember rist piece, but he
I remember he did like a windmill dunk and I
was like, what the fuck? It was like a video
game character.

Speaker 3 (01:10:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:10:41):
Yeah, he was so good creative player.

Speaker 2 (01:10:43):
I'm going there.

Speaker 1 (01:10:44):
He went to Louisville, got it anyway, you can find
me everywhere at Miles of Gray. I'm talking about ninety
day Fiance on four to twenty day Fiance with Sofia Alexandra,
and then I'm also talking about soccer, my favorite sport.
On in at Footy with Jamel Johnson and Chris Martin,
also fellow Arsenal fans. A post that I like is Yes.

(01:11:04):
This one is from at Alex Bleckman dot be Scout
at social and posted the Supreme Court just ruled that
nobody is a US citizen. Chief Justice Roberts stated, no
person can be in this country. We all have to
leave now. The judges packed up their robes and are
getting on a boat. Good good, see you later, see later,
see you later, everybody. You can find the show everywhere

(01:11:26):
at Daily Zeitgeist. We're at the Daily Zeitgeist on Instagram.
You can go to the description of the episode wherever
you're listening right now, and they're at the bottom. You
will find the footnotes Oh God, thank you, Blake, which
is where we link off to the information we talked
about in today's episode. We also link off to a
song we think you might enjoy, and for me, there's
only one song. It's from one of my favorite UK

(01:11:47):
drill rappers, Quang the Face kW E n G Face.
The track is called taking It There and I like
it because he's an Arsenal fan like me, and he's
mixing players. Reference is and soccer references into the track,
and I just like it and the beat. Yeah, it's
exactly the thing. I was like, Oh, Quames, yeah, no,

(01:12:13):
jack it's like Jack in Titanic justing. No, no, Jackie, Jackie,
Jackie Dawson has gone to the depths.

Speaker 3 (01:12:22):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:12:22):
Anyway, Quen faced with taking it there.

Speaker 5 (01:12:25):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:12:25):
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