October 29, 2025 • 61 mins
In episode 1955, Jack and Miles are joined by comedian, Blake Wexler, to discuss… Trump’s Brain Def Working Good? So Good That He Doesn’t Know Where To Walk? Another Great One From Business Insider and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:06):
I'll feel so insane when, like, you know, you're exhausted
at the end of the day. And we have like
this humongous lamb chop toy for my dog. My dog's
like fifty pounds, but the lamb chop is almost as
big as he is. And sometimes I'll think the lamb
chop is him, and I'll smile at it, like glowingly,
and then I'll realize it's the stuffed animal, and I'm like, oh,
(00:27):
this is the beginning of the end for me.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Like you're Donald Trump era, right, We're actually gonna need
you to take this Montreal cognitive assessment. Oh yeah, yeah,
we'll do that later in the show, just just to check.
It's more of an aptitude test. It's an a couple,
it's a busy ball, it's a lamb chop and a
rope toy. Those are easy, I know those shit like
(00:52):
see you past this one, like to see you bucker?
Tell me which one it needs? Is a fucking cammel? Yeah,
which one's dry food and which one's wet food. Hello
the Internet, and welcome to season four to twelve, Episode
(01:12):
three of Least Guys.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
It was a production of My Heart Radio and it's
a podcast where we take a deep dive into America's
shared consciousness.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Do we hit episode three thousand?
Speaker 4 (01:24):
Is that?
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Is that what somebody said? I think like five hundred
episodes off?
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Yeah, okay, all right, it's coming, and when it comes,
it's the celebration that we're going.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
I think that's episode two thousand of the main show.
Trending episodes with that, bro, where those don't count. We're
putting up rogan numbers. Actually, people who know this is
this is a year fucking year eight on the set. Okay,
that's true, Jesus. I was talking about that in therapy.
Bro and I had a I fucking had a moment.
(01:57):
They're like, yeah, like, how do you? I'm like, I
have been doing this for eight I don't know anymore.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
I was looking at like six episodes away from two thousand.
All right, talk to me when we get to three thousand.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
You know two thousands? Pretty good man? Two about that.
It's Wednesday, October twenty ninth. Yep, yep, sure is ten
twenty nine, good buddy. It's National Oatmeal Day, National Hermit Day,
National cat Day.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Simple oatmeal trying to get in before all the candy
in days people's houses.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
There's just like our last chance. Just cruel. Yeah, it's
just cruel.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
I know.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
All right. My name's Jack O'Brien aka tire Jack o Bludgeon.
Oh I prefer Jack the glide O'Brien as we're talking
about before serve recording. That's your Treehouse of Horrors.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Name, because a tire Jack is a thing and old
Bludgeon is the thing that I do.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Because I'm a spooky treehouse of or hell you are?
You are?
Speaker 3 (03:02):
That one courtesy of Snarfula on the discord, and I'm
sure to be joined as always by my co host
mister Miles.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Gray Miles Great aka A room tastes like the room water,
not hot. It comes the glass room last night. Room
tastes like the room.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
Water, not hot.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Cannot drink you now, Okay, if you know the song
Boom by Pod, that's what that was about. Shout out
to sir Roses of the river, because yeah, you leave
a glass of water out overnight and you maybe you
remember like the next day in the afternoon like, oh, here's
my glass of water. You take a sip. It tastes
like the fucking room. It tastes like room Okay, thank you,
sir Rose of the River for like properly analyzing that
(03:43):
take and making into a whimsical akam bedroom flavored.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
That's how I feel like you could get away with that.
You could get you could like launch a bedroom flavored.
It just flavored.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Yeah, it tastes like every just fucking weird aarnated on
the side table of an authentic in the Japanese bedillows
weighted down by dust mites. Oh God, Miles, we're thrilled
fortunate to be joined in our third seat by one.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Of our favorite guests. You know him as the coiner
of the phrase plumpers. He's a brilliant comediuan writer, actor.
He's brilliant, he's hilarious. He's riding a recumbent bicycle and
short shorts.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
It's Blake Wax payable on life. This is Blake. Wow.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Look upon these plumpers, because my name is Wex. See
when I put on pants, it's a show basketball sized
knee covered in my pe These shorts are about to blow.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
All sized knees.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Why is your knee so big the whole It's gotta
support my thigh, baby, so that wait, if your.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Knees the size of a basketball, How big is your quad?
The size of an oil drum? God? An oil Christmas? Sam?
I a oil drum maybe when I was twelve, No,
by now, it's like, yeah, an elephant, probably a Timothy elephant.
Oh well, Timothy elephant. That'd be a dumb costume for
(05:22):
you to be. It's just like you just like him
from like whatever we one where he's like what do
the sheriff go? Or deadwood? Dead wood? But it's like
a cowboy. But then you just put an elephant nose
and you go, I'm Timothy Elephant. There you go. There
it is. I like that.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Yeah, I should probably throw that together pretty quickly.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Cowboy hat with elephant nose. Timothy he has a size
twenty six waist.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Wait an elephant? No, But it was like he was
very small. Hips I wouldn't be surprised if he can
barely eclipse third. That's like such a weird it's just
jab at. Another man got a jab twenty six inch waist? Dude, what's.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (06:02):
I guess they say the grass is always greener on
the other side because I have a size what is it,
one hundred and forty six?
Speaker 2 (06:07):
What is it up to? Now yeah. Yeah, you require
a lot of fuel to get those plumpers plumping big time.
A lot of kudos bars. Yeah, your shoulder is very narrow.
It's just like from your shoulders straight lined down to
the plumpers and it just goes out right.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Yeah, it's a horrible shape if you're not into it.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Yeah. But yeah, Luckily my wife is this is insane.
So she likes. Yeah, she likes what this is. She
thinks that job of the hut.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Yeah, shopping for me to buy a full sweatsuit, she
has to go to several.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Different suppliers to find the right I just wrap you
just wrap the sweat pants around each leg. Yes, like
one pant per leg, the one pants per leg, excuse me,
towels so together length wise around your leg. So then yeah,
so these these titles, Blake, We're thrilled to have you here.
(07:06):
I gotta tell you likewise, gotta tell you man, I
gotta tell you man, We're thrilled to have you here.
We're gonna get to know you a little bit better. First,
we're gonna tell the listeners a couple of the things
we're talking about. Donald Trump's brain work good is one
first thing that we've been asked to establish here. Uh
we we we get to.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Look once again at the Montreal Cognitive Assessment MOCHA.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
That's a fun funnel acronym.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
To see, you know, the test that he is asked
to pass in order to be the leader of the
United States. And there's some good there's some good stuff
in there. So we're gonna we're gonna look at that
see if Blake can pass that. Laugh when he doesn't,
we'll talk about another great profile from Business Insider, this
(07:55):
very strange genre of articles where they just find the
strangest people and ask them to speak passionately about just
tell on themselves to the entire internet.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Yeah, so my name's Chad. What of it? Huh Yeah?
I like getting calmed down securities and then be like,
can you write an op ed on your weird your
weirdest view? Yeah? Yeah, it's great. All that plenty more.
But first, Blake, we do like to ask our guest,
what is something from your search history that's revealing about
(08:31):
who you are? Yeah? Yeah, I'm getting something from your
search history. Why is this embarrassing? No, I'm going to
answer the question. It doesn't seem like get his ass
Miles where's mommy tonight? No, Mommy. I wrote this all
by myself, playing the role of the two bullies from
Hocus Pocus. Yeah, carved into the back of my head.
(08:54):
It's not Ernie, it's ice Man. The way they took
his sneakers, bro, that was fucked up. I was like
my part, I'm like, bro, don't let them take the
second He's like, hey, let me try him on. I'm like, bro,
you need to either teary a blade on you or
to bike the fuck off. Some don't let them take
your shoes.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
They look, he's wearing some new cross trainers. I was like, oh,
so you got Nike to let you do this if you.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Used the someone Yeah, someone's a Bo Jackson fan talking
about cross trainers.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
But yeah, and they saw him managed to fit a
guy who was clearly a thirty three year old playing
a teenager.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Sorry to keep bringing up Ocus Focus, but yeah. Victory
of the Ted said the parents did nothing. Yeah, the
parents don't. Well no, the parents were like, he's probably
not wearing shoes as a form of protest. They do.
That's they do qualify as some of the worst parents
in the history of movies. I don't know, Uh, Yeah,
that is true. I don't know if that's I don't
(09:51):
know if it was like my house or just a
like an immigrant people, a color black thing. But if
you didn't come home in the new fucking shoes that
were bar for you, there was a full fucking sit
down splaining session to an inquiry. Yeah, fully anyway, sorry,
also talking about the wild that they were, like, he's
not wearing shoes in the house. What what's going on?
(10:13):
It's like, you shouldn't wear shoes in the house. He's freaks,
disgusting Americans. Anyway, what's your history, asshole? What's my shoe size?
Speaker 4 (10:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (10:24):
What size? What's your shoe size? Asshole? Get his ass, spike,
get his ass ice.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Well, I'm at a ten and then I'm currently sitting
on a ten shoe.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Oh Google search.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Was Tavern style pizza because I'm doing a show in
Chicago in December and i know about the deep dish
and I'm getting there a day early to eat all day,
so extra night of hotel not covered.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
So you're.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Yeah, of course, of course, yeah, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, It's gorgeous.
It's gorgeous. I actually like just barely in my room
and not because I'm exploring the city. It's because I'm
just staring at how beautiful the hotel is.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Yeah, that's what. Which is so nice? So wait, you're
getting there a date early to just get your fill
of like all the Chicago like classics.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
These beefs, these beef these deep dishes and these and
my friends from Chicago. And he's like, you know, obviously
like recommended the the peaquads of the world. Then was like,
we we eat tavern style. That pizza is there? So
which is a thin, thinner crust, crispy and not cut?
(11:37):
I know you guys know this already. I'm explaining this to.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
Somebody reverence it and didn't really have a great idea
in my mind, but I think I had some idea.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
But I cut me off. If you didn't fucking cut
me off, I would learning. Sorry, we're learning. Sorry, but
keep talking. No tell us about it. You don't talk
all right? Justin in the chat Chicago Chicago Born and
bred Aurelio some of the best tavern stop it in
the there you go, Chicago land, Are you stand up?
Speaker 1 (12:09):
I didn't need to google anything. I could have just
emailed justice for all this information.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
He has asked that you stopped doing that. But yeah,
I know it's getting a little bit, it's getting really granular.
Now you're like Jack Ware, I'm sorry for what how
I just treated you? That was crazy. I'm sorry. It's okay,
I'm sorry for my tone. No, you're forgetting. But I'm
never Victor. Victor just a note here, never have Blake
back on the show.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Okay, okay, Well, once you tell me who Victor is,
I'll apologize.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
You failed, you failed, your failed, sealed your fate. Fuck.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
I've also speaking of crossing boundaries, I've asked Victor to
send me multiple pictures of his Victor's dog, So I
I love that adorable dog.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
I'm all a beautiful dog. Yeah, beautiful, beautiful dog, beautiful
beautiful to fit in with one of the most beautiful. Uh,
you know some saying like sex as much as I do.
What what? This dog can breathe underwater for five minutes?
(13:13):
I don't think he knows what a dog is. The
dog was frozen in ice, folks in Times Square and
got out eventually. That's David Blaine, sir, No, No, that's
the dog.
Speaker 5 (13:25):
Yeah, No, he's a nasty dog. Where are we at now?
So you googled it is it? I put it in
a smoothie and I gargle it before I I have
this amazing voice.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Was delicious. Yeahs are are you gonna go to Portillo's?
Obviously that's not like a unique that's like, you know,
everyone goes to Portillo's, but the fucking roast beef and
cheddar croissant sandwich is are you kidding me? Deca daunts?
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Okay, so no hip I think that's a great piece
of advice, no hip factor if you're going to go
do this, you know, so it's like, oh, everyone goes
to Portillo's, then go to then go Yeah, you know, if.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Everyone's going we don't have it, we don't have it here.
So yeah, I don't have it here. Yeah exactly.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
So yeah, I don't have to be mister cool, like, oh,
I found like a hut you know, underneath the Mississippi
River somewhere, you know, like where they get Yeah, exactly exactly, So.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
You know you're near the Mississippi, the mighty mississipp Yeah
goes right through.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Yeah, and uh but yeah, so that's what that's what
I was like, I'm trying to figure out what foods
I'm getting myself into so gonna do deep dish, of course,
gonna do tavern style and do a lot.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
Of like pack comedians just do like trolley Chicago food jokes,
like I feel like they go and they like, hey,
I just just have one of your great hot dogs
with ketchup all over it. Kill that guy. I heard
lou mal Naddies is the best pizza in all of
the land.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
For that reason, I do almost I do almost always
intentionally avoid like a local reference like that, because if
they've been to any comedy show, I'm sure every single
or commenting on something in the room, you know where
if there's like a weird window, it's like, I'm sure
that joke has been made forty five thousand times.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
That's a weird window. Huh.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
The crowd just goes insane, that leading to a backflip
off her table.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
Yeah it was a great window, so we'll break the window.
The window, the window. Yeah, what is well something he
thinks underrated? Underrated? Yeah I can answer that question. So underrated?
All right, you sound like a guilty guy being questioned
in Yeah yeah, yeah, Saturday night around two am. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
(15:54):
I can answer that question. Ass midnight. Sure, hours to
two am in the morning. In the morning, then.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
I was at so underrated. I have sleep masks but
with the eyes indented, if that makes sense. So you
can get a sleep mask that doesn't conas your eyes,
so it's there's like eye whole eye hold.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
There's a concave, so there's cavity. It pops a little bit,
macavity macavity. Yeah no, no, that's not what we said.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
We said, sure, no, no, you can get the rum
Tum Tugger brand of eyeglasses. Why are you guys talking
about cats constantly?
Speaker 2 (16:35):
Years ago? That happened so long they took out the butts. Okay,
the butthole cut. We won't stop. We won't stop. I
will not stop until they released the butthole cut in theaters.
Jack didn't Jack didn't even know. I didn't even vote
in the election. Rating only the only thing keeping. I
(16:56):
actually think the country is on a great course, except
they didn't at least the butthole cut.
Speaker 4 (17:02):
You like the.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
Masks, yeah, I mean I get Yeah. Once you have
one that actually like doesn't press against your eyelashes and stuff,
it makes it a lot easier. Because I used to
look I got luscious eyelashes. Yeah, so does Jack too,
And then I think also Jack, I don't know if
you eye luscious yeah oh yeah, yeah yeah, give you
a little little discomfort. Yeah right anyway, yeah, so great
(17:25):
are you doing that?
Speaker 3 (17:27):
Is that why you need the concavity over the eyes
or is it something about like the feeling of having
your eyes pushed back into your ship.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
It's the thing about my eyes big pushed back into
my yeah push, yeah, my whole eyes ship. Yeah, it's
definitely that because your eyes are more or firmer than
the lash, like the lashes. If you're doing it with
with care, you can push down a lash, you know,
(17:58):
and be relative comfortable. But yeah, no, it's that not
having the eye. It's like you're not wearing it at all. Essentially,
where if you have a cheap piece of ship imask
that pushes in your ship, your eyes ships.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
In your eyes ship. I remember luck, A lot of
people don't realize in training, that's what those gangsters were
talking about when they're talking to Ethan Hawk's characters pushed it.
I just got to push gently on his eyes. Yeah
yeah yeah. Have you ever notice people when they laugh
(18:31):
really hard will push on their ars like that mm
hm oh some people. I don't know you. I feel
like that's a new trend. I'm noticing I make a
lot of people laugh really hard.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
So that's that's the thing that I've just I'm on
the cutting edge of people's reactions when.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
They because like you're spitting like shards of apple into
their faces that you speak and like as yeah, wait,
what's your theory there? Like they're trying to keep their
eye balls from popping out, so they got to keep
their ship.
Speaker 3 (19:01):
I just I've seen multiple comedians, like on podcasts do
it where like somebody says something really funny and early
that a young mad Appadaka does it, then it's a trend.
It's a trend with uh. I noticed, we got to
get his ass back here and take him to task
on this pushing his whole ship, And.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
I think, what's up with your eyes about to pop out?
Like that one lady in the nineties who had a
whole career for making her eyes pop out on TV?
How do you think she found out she had that skill?
I should have been laughing like that the whole time.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
I'm glad I didn't because I wouldn't have this mansion
m e O laughed. My eyes off, laugh, my eyes out,
my eyes out. You're making me laugh, my eyes out, laugh.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
My fucking eyes out. The are you? You're a sleep
mask guy? Because I'm working on a loose theory, sure, Blake.
There's a recent study that said that night lights cause
people to be at a higher risk of heart failure
and heart disease, heart attack, all the bad all the
bad ones, all the heart stuff. And I'm wondering.
Speaker 3 (20:11):
I was wondering because I also have a I've heard
anecdotally from people and this apparently isn't backed up by science,
but that like mental institutions are a lot more busy,
have a lot more incoming on nights with full moons,
and I'm wondering, like if it's just the subtle sleep
disruption of having some light in the room from the
(20:33):
full moon or sleep let interesting.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
I so we have blackout curtains, as I've told you
multiple time, as I've said on.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
Top of a hat, isn't it You've got blackout curtains
and you doy the ig mass.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
I'll use the imass when I travel, which I should have,
which I should have disclosed earlier, And I apologize, but
it does help when you travel sleep.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
Mass with I indented for travel? Can get that underrated? Yeah,
I'm sorry to give you just when you get it,
Can you actually edit what I just clean? Let's get clean.
People are gonna want that clean, I think.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
Yeah, I masks scooped out eyes for travel and also
so gross, get stooped out.
Speaker 5 (21:13):
Let me get scooped out, scooped toasted, toasted eye masks
stooped out.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
Well, here's here's a I wonder also where if it
is darker in your room and you can't see anything,
there's probably dangers there too. Where we were staying one
night at my in laws, and I walked at a
speed that would suggest that I had no worries in
the world, directly into the corner of a wall and
had like didn't put my hands up, like didn't slow down,
(21:43):
and had a big dent in my head walking with
face as if I had Like I was in the
airport and had time to make my flight, so I
didn't have to run, but like, was I gotta walk
at a brisk pace?
Speaker 6 (21:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (21:55):
Yeah, there's dangers everywhere. There's dangers everywhere. You know, you
could have a snake in your house and not see it.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
I will say this though, do the imask thing, like
I I I noticed like I sleep better with it
because I was also reading like, well, people who like
fall asleep with the TV on that can really also
disrupt your sleep because there's like a ton of blue
light coming off. Like blue light's really bad for your
circadian rhythms. So that's the only reason I kind of
got into the imass game. But like that that is
(22:21):
also I'm also not the kind of person to sleep
with the TV on either, But like when I sort
of put it all together, like even if you had
a computer screen on like aambiently, like any bit of
blue light can get your sleep off. Just having that
Dodgers game on the other night was fucked fucked my
sleep up for the night. Yeah, did you watch the
whole thing yesterday? I did? Sleep I did? Yeah, Yeah,
(22:43):
good Good.
Speaker 3 (22:44):
Fell Sep And like, ah, they won't good. What is
something you think is actually, let's take a quick break,
lay take a quick the first time to do this,
and we'll we'll come back and talk about something that's
overrated and Donald Trump bringing and we're back and Blake,
(23:10):
you gave us a fucking gem with that sweet mass
with eyes indented for travel.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
Or how you gonna follow that up? How you gonna
follow that up? No? Fuck you're gonna follow that. That
was the illmatic of underrated. Yeah, give me an. It
was written overrated, better not be I am, better not
I am. I can just tell you better not be
I am. We're talking NOAs.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
Album, nos album, Sorry, go on, overtens I am Irish
linen lenin Sorry?
Speaker 2 (23:40):
Sorry? Jack? Sorry? Can we can we can we get
a cleaner linen? Wait? Why did you throw Irish irish?
I'm sorry. I looked at Jack while I was saying it.
I was pushing my eyes in. But it wasn't from laughter. Yeah,
it was from believe what I was fucking seeing. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, well.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
They they'll call it certain shirts Irish linen fabric. Okay, okay,
thank god, thank god. I actually did not do that
because I went.
Speaker 7 (24:06):
They're fucking unimpeachable. Okay, that's an Irish, right, yeah, fucking unimpeachable.
We just elected a new president, Gatherine. It is an independent.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
Yeah, I follow Irish politics now, so no. I have
found that it wrinkles quite easily as a fabric. And
then we had linen sheets and they just fall off
me during the night. They're not heavy enough.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
It's the problem.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
So if I'm a tosser and a turner and as
I do that, these things horrible combo. And I have
no idea where these sheets are three hours into the
sleep because I've tossed them off.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
I need a heavier blanket.
Speaker 4 (24:46):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
It's like when you put like a sheet with a
bunch of laundry in the dryer and then it just
becomes like a big wrecking ball twisted it up at
the bottom. Yeah yeah, yeah, Or should I left my
motorcycle helmet in the drop again? I put those square
wheels on my motorcycle. I feel like Irish linen is
(25:07):
meant to wrink Like that's kind of the look. Is
meant to be wrinkly.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
I mean, yeah, unless unless you like iron them and
ship you know what I mean, like the but the
ironing is a lot of work. But that's the thing,
Like wool is tough to like anything that you have
to dry clean, I feel like can't be in your
daily rotation.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
You can wash linen. You just have to know nobody.
Yeah yeah, yeah, fine, whatever their sheets, you know what
I mean. And then it gets like slightly less wrinkled
as the day goes. That's always been my philosophy on it.
That's good.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
Yeah, you have to put it on first thing, and
then by the time you get to work, you're at
like a two o'clock Linen.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
You've already showered in it. You're good. The sunlight has
dried it. Yeah. Perfect. Wait, maybe that's why it looks weird, Linen.
Speaker 3 (26:01):
All right, great job, definitely around. Let's get let's call
it was a nostradamus of overrated after a fucking killer underrated.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
Okay, after a nilmatic of underrated. Let's talk about the brain.
Oh the president.
Speaker 3 (26:18):
So on the same flight where he was bragging about
taking a cognitive impairment exam, he took time to bash
his favorite enemies, women of color of all sorts, specifically
AOC and Jasmine Crockett.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
This is an interesting so I missed it with all
the other talk about his cognitive decline and running for
a third term and whatever and just how normal the
sycophant press is on air Force. I'm like, and oh,
let's talk about a third term, like not even like
how illegal that would be. But here he is talking
about just again his greatest fear is women of color
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and if they're smart, that's like a force multiplier of
terror for him that he just has to fucking tear
them down. So here he is saying, like, yeah, I'd
like to see them take the does your brain work test?
Speaker 4 (27:07):
They have Jazzmin Crockett a low IQ person.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
They have.
Speaker 4 (27:11):
AOC's a low IQ.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
You give her an IQ test, okay, Jasmine Crocketts a
fucking lawyer, Okay, And AOC has degrees in economics and
I think international relations, just so you know, the measures.
Speaker 3 (27:25):
To earn everything she has by you know, working from
like a you know, very blue collar job and got
to where she is and.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
The houses I jack, she was like she was limited up.
She was she was not gifted ten million dollars on birth. Yeah, yeah,
you know where Trump had to get a degree in that.
Actually he had to go to school in order to
study being nepotism piece. They really honestly should have like
a nepotism major. Yeah, and you know they not a
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bad idea. What are they going to be worse? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (27:59):
Well, I think also you could, like you could minor
inepotism where you just like study to be the person
who helps other people who held money being majored.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
I majored and learned helplessness, and I minored in nepotism.
That's so that was sort of my experience at university.
All right, go on, President, I've heard passed.
Speaker 6 (28:18):
Like the exams that I decided to take when I
was at Walter Reine, I took, you decided to take hard.
Speaker 4 (28:25):
They're really aptitude tests, I guess in a certain way.
But the cognitive tests.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
Oh my god, six six different tests test you gotta
you had to take it. They're really hard. Is he
You took an assessment to see if you're if you're
suffering from any kind of cognitive impairment? And clear, it's
so clear the way he said that. The people around
him like, it's an aptitude test, sir, they want to
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see how smart you are. He's like, oh great, you
fucking I guess it's that one man just right down
the middle. Dang. The way you saw the horsey and
were like, Horsey, Oh my god, dude, I thought I
was seeing like prime skip to my lu at Rucker
Park or some shit. Okay, go on, you're taking an
aptitude test or cognitive assessment.
Speaker 4 (29:10):
Let AOC go against Trump let Jasmine go against Trump.
I don't think Jasmine. The first couple of questions there
is he a tiger.
Speaker 6 (29:18):
An elephant that you have, you know, when you get
up to about five or six, and then when you
get up to ten and twenty and twenty five, they
couldn't come close to answering any of those questions.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
First of all, the test he's talking about is the
Montreal Cognitive Assessment. Okay, they're noting himself so much based
on his performance on this test. There are not ten
twenty five questions. They circle back and ask if you
can name the same five words from earlier in the test.
(29:50):
I don't know if that's what you're talking about. Wait
to get up there in the extra innings. It's crazy.
I'd like to see them go toe to toe with me.
So I put a version of the the Montreal Cognitive
Assessment for us to like look at, just you can
understand what Trump is actually talking about. Okay, So there's
one that's a visual spatial executive function part where there's
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like all these disparate circles around it. Says there's like
it's like one through five and letters A through E,
And so they're saying start with the number one and
it goes to A, then A goes to two. Now
complete this sequence, so it'd be like two B, three
C and so on. That's one part. The next part
is draw a three dimensional cube. Okay. The next part
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draw clock.
Speaker 3 (30:33):
Okay, draw clock and put and put the time miles.
Don't make it sound easier than but the time is
ten past eleven, so.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
You need to be able to read a clock, Mike, yep. God.
Then we slip down to the one where like the
one that he's like, that's where it gets really hard.
Probably the attention or abstraction.
Speaker 3 (30:53):
Name the maximum number of words in one minute that
begin with the letter F, and you just need to
get over a eleven words that begin with F in
one minute.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
And he's like that ship's fucking hard, dude, you think
she could do that. Let's see fentanyl. Uh Bernie Mack what?
Oh again?
Speaker 7 (31:23):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (31:24):
Free freemasonry. He actually gets five minutes, guys, just where
we're gonna give him. We're gonna give the president five minutes.
What's the highest score, and then others like subtraction. But again,
this is what he is pumping his own dick up
about and being like I'd like to see them recall
five words.
Speaker 3 (31:40):
Really need to do that, Like if we could just
get him too, because he really does think like the
people around him, Like, there's gotta be some way to
take advantage of the fact that everyone around him is
telling him he's like a fucking next level genius for
being able to tell the difference between a lion, a rhino,
and a fucking camel.
Speaker 1 (32:00):
Yeah, I just got so sad that we that Trump,
the worst thing in the world, lives in the same
like universe as a lion, a rhino, and a camel.
Like I like to think that this piece of shit
is just over there and these poor innocent camels Trump
knows them, he knows about them.
Speaker 2 (32:18):
Like that's so sad. Should you shoot it? But that
whole rant happened on the flight to Japan because Trump
is doing deals or something or begging Hun Day to
do business with them or something, because he's also going
to Korea.
Speaker 3 (32:30):
I mean, I think the last question I just want
to say is what is the date, month, year, day,
place and city that you are in currently. This is
the This is the section where he says it gets
really hard at the end. Yeah, where are you right?
Now similarity between here he put here. Yeah, this is
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firmly in the section that he's like, this is really
hard shit. Okay, so we're going to give you some words.
You tell us the similarity between them. For instance, if
we say banana or orange, you would say fuck you.
Speaker 2 (33:02):
Oh sorry, okay, training, bicycle, watch and rule those are
the stuff. Yeah, train, But yeah, it's again, wow, have
these people who are just infinitely more intelligent whatever. That's
where he's at. He's racist, he is clearly suffering from
the mental cognitive decline, and he's the president and nothing's
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being done about it. But so that flight he's going
to Asia, there was this other moment, dude, where he
was he was meeting the new Japanese Prime Minister Taka,
who's like this, she's well, we'll talk about her. She's
like the new woman prime minister of Japan. Absolute backwards politics.
But right, yeah, yeah yeah. But anyway, he goes to
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like he's meeting the new prime minister and then they're
meeting these other dignitaries. He just aimlessly wanders through this
place because he doesn't know like where the fuck he's at.
At one point, he just like stops in front of
the Mark band to be like, uh, like just taking
the show in. But here I'm gonna play a little
bit of uh just you can see his like whole
(34:08):
little trip around the room where there's like a band
in dignitaries and he there. At one point he gets
see the American flag where he's supposed to acknowledge it
in the Japanese flag with the prime minister, just goes
right by it. Here here he is wandering the room
all right. So here he is walking around, he kind
of half assed salutes the flag and she's like, please
stand next to me and we will acknowledge both countries.
He's like, no, I'm off that shit. That's all you.
(34:29):
Girl keeps walking walking around. She's still He's like, where
did he go? He's just walking down the room. Then
another like guard is like please this way, sir, to
like where you're clearly supposed to stand, goes around head down,
like what the fuck is going on anyway? So it's
(34:51):
not a great like if you if this is the
NFL combine, I feel like we wouldn't love his gate,
his ability to stay upright for much longer than a love.
This guy's not getting drafted.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
He's moving like a mascot for like an SEC school,
you know, where it's like like one of those bulls
or bisons that steer that they're just like, all right,
this thing can waddle out of control at any point
when they get the.
Speaker 2 (35:18):
Real animal out there.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
Yeah, like like the longhorn, where it's like, yo, how
is this even legal that they can have this long
worn out here amongst them.
Speaker 3 (35:26):
It is like slowly like steering it around and just
being like, God, I hope it doesn't fall over like
kill someone.
Speaker 2 (35:34):
So I hope those drugs don't wear off. After that,
Trump went to go fucking talk to the Navy stationed
there in Japan, and again all over the place. There
was definitely the like dangerous rhetoric about like domestic enemy
type shit. But I will spare everybody those quotes because
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we've heard them a thousand times and we already live
in care about that. The other things he was talking about, though,
where he's like, we will not be politically correct anymore
with our defense. Sometimes the way we want to defend
is not politically correct, as we do extra judicial killings,
murders of people in boats. Then he talks about, do
you guys know how hot, like how water works or
(36:15):
magnets like this was here, just here he goes he's
talking about magnets like that fucking insane clown Posse song.
But here he is.
Speaker 7 (36:26):
But we're gonna go back.
Speaker 2 (36:27):
Okay, Now let me ask you the second question.
Speaker 4 (36:30):
Hydraulic for your elevators or magnets.
Speaker 8 (36:33):
You know, the new thing is magnets, so instead of
using hydraulic, you can be hit by lightning and it's fine.
Speaker 4 (36:40):
You take a little lass of water and you drop
it on magnets.
Speaker 8 (36:43):
I don't know what's going to happen, so you know,
the elevators come up in the new carriers.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
I think I'm going to change it.
Speaker 8 (36:50):
By the way, they have magnets. Not every tractor has hydraulic.
Speaker 2 (36:54):
Every dead silence, people standing for the whole thing, a
whole whole every time, they're like what the fuck. Like
a lot of time it felt like they were just
laughing because they're like, dude, I can't believe this fucking
guy's the president. It was sort of like that was
sort of the vibe at this thing. It's magnets. I'm
gonna change it. By the way, I think, what weren't
(37:15):
you just saying are you going to change? What are you?
What were you?
Speaker 4 (37:18):
What?
Speaker 2 (37:18):
Are you changing everything to go north? Now we're going
to go south with them. They're you know, we're gonna
change all screwed. The magnets are screwed, I tell you what. Yeah,
and the boat's elevators. Then he was saying something about
how he wanted to change everything back to steam powered
ships because like this everything is electric and doesn't work.
He's like, I like steam power. I like seeing the
(37:39):
big plumes of smoke come off the steam. We're going
back to steam. That is satisfying. Then talked about catapults
like we were sieging. Is like there's a meme that's
going around where like someone's like I have a new theory,
like centralized theory of everything that is everyone's.
Speaker 3 (37:56):
Eleven right now, everyone's a twelve year old. Everyone's aw well,
and like this is I think in this case they're
overshooting it. And it's like a nine year old because
these are all things that are fascinating to like my
nine and seven year old. Yeah, they're like hydraulic power magnets.
They're like they can fucking play with magnets. I mean, really,
(38:17):
they stopped being interested in magnets like a couple of
years ago. But well, for the for the sake of
you know, making the president not seem like an actual baby,
we'll say that they're they're still interested in magnets, but
like boats, hydraulics or steam power. They're really into that,
Like it's all all the shit he's into. And then
(38:37):
also like acing a really easy test and being like
they've ever seen part of than me, asshole.
Speaker 2 (38:43):
Yeah, I had to a perfect ten. It was out
of it was out of thirty, sir. Right.
Speaker 1 (38:48):
It's a willful ignorance too, where I want to pretend
like like Trump can only be only has a capacity
so high. But in general, this like this era of
like nine year old, it's where any expertise or intellect
or ed let me say, like uh editational education, expertise,
experience is so vilified because they're part of like the
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intellectual left who's trying to take shit away from you.
And it's like, because mag you hire an electrician who's
done it before, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (39:21):
It's like, oh no, you can just go in the wall.
Blinky blinky, blinking. He talks like everyone he talks like
everyone is dumber than him. So he thinks he can
get away with saying this inane nonsense. Meanwhile, you're talking
to the people who are maintaining and operating all of
this complex hardware or killing machines, and you're like, yeah,
(39:41):
the magnets how They're like, what the fuck, dude, we don't.
I'm curious if if polymarket is gonna start taking prop
bets are like on Trump's like cognitive decline, Like what's
the over under on him dropping his pants in a
confused stupor in front of a foreign leader?
Speaker 3 (39:58):
Could we get him to do like is there an
actual Emperor's New Clothes situation on the horizon where we
could like get trick him into doing something like that, Like, honestly,
it does feel like we're in the world where he's
living in such a weird bubble and his brain is
so broken that we could like get him to like
do do a quiz against AOC for like pay per.
Speaker 2 (40:19):
View or something like you know, sorry, Dana White, fuck
the UFC match in front of the White House. It's
me AOC Jasmine Crockett Triangle of Death, multiple choice cognitive
exam match, God like it's w wfort nine questions nine
questions to rule them all. He does know he can't
do double dishit questions, but it gets tricky. We'll actually
(40:40):
do the first nine. Actually those were those were kind
of my sweet spot. Yeah, you mean the one where
you had to pick a camel. But then we can
when you want to get into the back nine, though
it gets a lot trickier the pact nine. Are you
called TV? Sorry? The I don't know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (40:58):
He's never once said that. He's never once said I
don't know what I'm saying, even though it's been true
for the past twenty years.
Speaker 2 (41:04):
Would that horrify you if he wants if he said
that once, he's like, I mean, guys, I don't even
know what I don't even know anything. To be honest,
I'm actually quite ignorant. Instead of saying that, he's just like,
let's listen to music. We just just listen to my playlist. Yeah, Andrea, Butchelli,
he's great. You know he's blind, but he can still sing.
(41:25):
When does it bat? Another animal? I got right.
Speaker 3 (41:28):
Yeah, they're like birds but weird. Yeah, they've got fucked
up faces. Oh hard, he was feeling himself off. Oh
you mean ugly birds?
Speaker 2 (41:36):
No, they're bats, sir. Yeah, no, no, they're ugly birds.
I call them ugly birds. Yeah. They don't sleep, you know,
they don't sleep. They sleep weird. All right, let's take
a quick break. We'll be right back, and we're back.
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We're back, We're back, and we got another business insider gem.
Oh my god, I've not read this very much. It
away because people who've listened to the show know I
like to I like to pull the occasional business insider
profile on some person who's just telling on themselves. In
an article, we had the guy who is like, I
have an AI company and I'm using AI to outsource
(42:25):
all my parenting decision making. And then there was the
white guy named Chad who said his life was like
really hard because his name is Chad and the latest
one that that he.
Speaker 3 (42:36):
Had been he had invented discrimination. He was like, I
think people see my name and they think I'm white,
and they make hiring decisions based on that, and that
could hurt me.
Speaker 2 (42:48):
Sometimes I don't want to share my real name for
fear that people will jump to an assumption. Try being
a blake, Chad. Yeah, I hear you, I hear you.
But now the latest one is a family just who
just named their newborn daughter Disney. Okay, I Disney. Look,
I know a lot of Disney adults. God love them,
(43:09):
God love them. I love your dedication. This level is frightening,
It's horrifying, and I'm just gonna read it because it's
just it reads so funny, says my husband Josh and
I are always looking for fun ideas for videos to
share with our social media followers. Okay, already. So it
starts off then, and they're really posted after the birth
of our seventh child, this month was no exception. Ohly hell.
(43:33):
She goes on to say, our six kids dresses beloved
Disney characters for a very special name reveal on Instagram.
Our beautiful newborn is called Disney May Jones. And then
she talks about how Disney's like really big to her
and her husband. They have like, you know, six kids
from one to thirteen, and they're like, this is just
like the perfect name. They go on to say what
(43:55):
commenters have said. Quote They said it should be illegal,
or we would have infringed on a trademark. Others said
she'd be bullied in school. The most ridiculous comment was
that the doctors and nurses at the hospital should have
a veto on so called weird names. It's kind of
like so called but we really don't care what they think,
nor do our kids like us. They find it strange
that anyone could be negative about our brand new baby
(44:17):
they have never met. They say Disney Disney evokes so
much magic and joy and goes on to talk about
Walt Disney and ignoring how he's a fucking freak cracist.
Josh and I have always loved unconventional, unconventional names. It
goes back to Josh's elementary school days. His last name
is Jones, which is incredibly common. There was another Josh
Jones in the grade above him, and the teachers kept
(44:37):
getting them mixed up. Again, somebody who is like walking
around the edges of discrimination, of like what it might
be like test is some sort of systemic disadvantage. This
is why, and this is why she's laying it out right.
This is the justification, right, This is the rationalization of why,
because my husband had the fucking, tragic, fucking destiny to
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be named Josh Jones when there was another Josh Judge
in that he was once called to the office because
his quote mother had arrived to take him to the doctors.
But there's the other boy's mom. Another time he was
sent to see the principal because he supposedly got into
a fight. It turned out to be the older Josh
Jones who was involved. I'm always sed that being a
formative piece of like difficult, difficult experience is getting called
(45:23):
to the principal's office by accident and then like, oh,
not you, Josh, the other job, not you, sorry about that, Josh,
go back to class, You're fine, Oh my god, thirty
seconds of his time. Mom, I went to brush, Mom,
I went to walk. I went to the office today
and they said you'd be there, and I thought you
had shape shifted into another woman. And I wasn't sure
what to do if you were still my mom or
(45:44):
if that woman was my mom. That they didn't know
what to do, so she goes on, Okay, she said,
I love a different name. I don't want my kids
to be confused with anybody else. When I was single,
I misheard a parent address their child as Trendy. Her
name was actually Trinity, but something about Trendy's name stuck
with me. Before Josh and I married, I told him
that I want to name our first daughter Trendy, So
we did it. Didn't see you like a.
Speaker 3 (46:06):
Different name, and your kids are also gonna wish they
had a different name, So that works out great.
Speaker 2 (46:11):
Yep, it didn't stop there. Besides Trendy and Disney, we
now have four daughters named Zale, Sonny, Truly, and Journey.
Mm hmmm sure, Zaie Sonny So I don't know. Zailey's
an injury. Sunny after Sunny Delight, Truly after those alcoholic
celtzer drinks, and Journey your favorite band after smole a Jack.
(46:31):
What do you think they have a son? What do
you think there's what do you think they named their son?
Just think these are the most It's not gonna be like,
it's not gonna be unique. You're gonna be like, of course,
you named your fucking kid this after this iconic thing,
Batman nine to eleven. You're kind of close. Jacket is
a movie character, okay, Bruce Wayne Jack. I'm asking you
(46:53):
specifically because if in another another dimension, you would have
named your first son after this film. Care Oh, Sheriff
Brody exactly, No, fucking Rocky Rocky Sheriff. Oh my god.
(47:14):
Quinn O'Brien. Then they go on to say, none of
our children has been bullied about their name. It's quite
the opposite. They're homeschooled, so good, but quite the opposite.
Their homeschool we keep them away from bullying people, quite
(47:37):
the op When they do interact with children in the
outside world, they get a lot of common compliments from
other kids and their parents and love the fact that
they stand out. That is something someone says and they go,
I'm saying, what was your your daughter's name? Disney? Oh,
oh my gosh, I love that. And then they turn
around and do the jack off motion. Everyone has like
(48:00):
tendonitis and their elbows in that town for making the
jack off so vigorously, everyone on their block has their
arm in a sling. You're like, what happened as got terrible?
It's not tennis elbow, it's get a load of this
asshole elbow. Yeah. So then they said, we came up
with Disney after teasing around a lot of d names
(48:21):
like Daisy and Davy Davy, but we wanted something really different.
We both like to choose last names, and thought about
Hinkley after our favorite, my favorite assassin favorite. What they say,
like Hinkley or Swazey. You're talking again, you're looking, You're
evoking John Hinckley. I don't know. That's the only Pinkly
(48:42):
I can think of. Yeah, that's the iconic Kinkley and
Swayzy rest in peace. You don't want your kid getting
ghosts like Patrick Swayzey. Now it's still Disney won out. Unfortunately,
are always going to be people who make mean comments. Yes,
three of us are here, right, they are Oda May Yeah,
which would have been the cooler name for me those
but for each one that was nasty, there were ten
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more comments that were positive. We even heard from a
woman who was proud to be called Disney too. Wow,
so sweet. Disney's granddaughter and she's proud to be called
that because she inherited million billion dollars.
Speaker 1 (49:17):
Billions billions of dollars. My wife and I, if this
is too personal, we can edit it out. But we
have seven kids.
Speaker 2 (49:24):
It's up to you.
Speaker 1 (49:24):
And when we had the first kid, we named him Sleepy,
and then we named the next one Doc, and then happy, easy, grumpy, bashful, dopey.
And then we had an eighth and we named her
Evil Queen.
Speaker 2 (49:42):
We named her Poison Apple. Poison Apple and then our
dog Mirror Mirror on the wall. Yeah, oh my god.
I mean like again, you name your kid what you want.
But it's funny like as a parent and someone who
like stressed so much over a name because you think
that you go out into the world and it, unfortunately
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can dictate a lot of how people treat you or
perceive you to hear you just really treat it like
they're like they're changing the name. Like it's like, I
know this beanie baby's called Striker the soccer one, but
I actually want to call this one Mia Ham and
this beanie baby is named this It's more just like
these are just fun things for you. But again whatever,
(50:23):
but I just love the ration. Now. I was like, well, a,
my son's my father, my father, and my children's name
Josh Jones. That's not happening ever again, Okay, someone mixed
him up with another job crime against humanity. Yeah, being all,
I love Disney and I once misheard Trinity as Trendy. Sorry,
the matrix really had me confused.
Speaker 3 (50:42):
We've been there's been confusion around two names in our life.
In our life, and we were making huge life decisions
based on that fact.
Speaker 1 (50:51):
I know, these are things that people would even think
to bring up. The average person, It wouldn't even fucking
stand out to them at all when.
Speaker 2 (50:59):
They came home and their parents were like, how was school?
They wouldn't remember to bring that up at all. If
you had what what would be an indulgence name based
on like a pop culture thing that was near and
dear to your heart, like nothing mattered.
Speaker 3 (51:13):
Going with the everyone's twelve things. I when I was
actually closer to seven, I was I think I mentioned
this before, but you know, we drank enough soda in
our household, like that was just a thing you drank.
Speaker 2 (51:28):
It was like milk, orange juice, where the help drinks
water was not a thing. And then Pepsi was, you know,
my the thing that I rode hard for and I
wanted to name our dog, hypothetical dog.
Speaker 3 (51:41):
We never got a dog Pepsi. And I thought that
that name fucking ripped so hard. I was like that
that I would like tell people that I was going
to get a dog and name it Pepsi.
Speaker 2 (51:52):
And they were all right, man, do you remember the
Simpsons episode where Homer became the big brother to that
little boy Peppi? And because because Bart got an older
he got like a big brother mentor guy who was
like like a Chad alpha dude, and like fucking Homer,
Like he's like, I two can play that game. So
he like started mentoring a little kid, poor kid named Peppie.
(52:13):
And then there's one scene where he's like, I love you,
Papa Homer, and Homer's like, I love you Pepsi Pepie
whatever called the fucking kid Pepsi Blake. What about you?
So Pepsi for Jack.
Speaker 1 (52:30):
When I was four, before my sister was born, my
mom was like like she was asking me about names,
and my favorite movie at the time was Homeward Bound
and that was like my only reference point, which were animals,
and I was like, Chance was one of the dogs,
which you couldn't There are plenty of people named Chance,
so that's Chance is pretty sick. Shadow absolutely not. And
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then the cat's name was Sassy, which says a tough cell.
Speaker 2 (52:58):
But not as hard as Shadow. Yeah. Oh and here's
my daughter's shadow.
Speaker 4 (53:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (53:04):
Like fighting game characters, I was Stevens shout out Shadow.
I thought I just thought I loved the character Gambit
from X Men. That's just a that's just a word.
But I was like, dude, that's the sickest name. Sickest name,
dam Gray, Gambit Gray, Oh my gosh, no, Jesus, hep
is like a cool Yeah, yeah, the Gambit doesn't quite.
(53:27):
I guess you could do amby maybe by Bits. That's cute.
Are you is your name Elizabeth? No, it's Gambit. Actually,
I do think Shadow is kind of a cool name
for Yeah, Jack, the shadow O'Brien Jack. They did call
me that. They did because you had a four o'clock
(53:48):
shadow in your eight years. Yeah, because that's throwing a
beard when I was in eighth grade. The shadow that
sucked at basketball would be a good name for somebody
who's like good on defense this show. Yeah, but like
people are just like kind of annoyed by Shadow, the
(54:09):
thing of his own that he was afraid of. Blake Wexler,
what a pleasure having you as always on the daily
Seit Guist. Where can people find you? Follow you all
that good stuff the pleasures online? This has been so
much fun. Thank you.
Speaker 1 (54:25):
I have a bunch of great stand up dates coming up,
so November seventh, I'm going to be at the Hideout
in Boston, which is always fun, and then two huge
shows Lincoln Lodge in Chicago December seventh, And this is
the biggest venue I've ever headlined myself. Little Field in Brooklyn,
New York, January sixteenth. So if you're all these dates
(54:46):
are up in my bio, my link tree. But yeah,
if you ever wanted to see me live and you're
near New York, I would love for you to.
Speaker 2 (54:53):
Come to that show. So that one's in Brooklyn on
January sixteenth at Little Field. There you go. Yeah, nice man, congrats,
that sounds awesome. Thank you. Where is there a work
of media that you've been enjoying? There is?
Speaker 1 (55:06):
So there is one of these Instagram accounts that got
suggested to me where it's called Van City Customs va
n City Customs, and he makes or they make a
like hockey jerseys, but combine multiple sports teams from that city,
(55:26):
so like you'll have like a like an old school Detroit,
you know, logo from you know, like the teal uniforms
they used to wear. This is the most specific recommendation.
I feel like this is my Chris Coxon level recommendation,
except for me, it's a stupid sports You mean, Chris
Crofton What did I just say? Chris Coxon.
Speaker 2 (55:48):
Hold on? Who that? All right? Hold on, Blake, I
needed you do a test really quick. Can you name
these three animals? Yeah? Sure, that's a sword. Yeah, that's
the main good I told you that. Yeah, and that's awesome.
That's adob okay, go on. So Chris Coxon would recommend
Chris Cox.
Speaker 1 (56:05):
So the great guest Chris Coxon, who's a friend of
mine whose name I couldn't recall under no pressure.
Speaker 2 (56:11):
Where I thought you were dropping like a tidy reference
that I was a bigger.
Speaker 1 (56:14):
Cousin the lead singer of Sound Garden, Chris Chris Cox Coxerson.
But no, it's a it's a very specific interest where
it's like basically they combine the city's teams where they
almost take like numbers from a throwback jersey, put it
on a hockey jersey and combine it with another player's
(56:35):
num go through it. If this is up your alley,
you're gonna you've got like a fucking Barry Sanders Red
Wings jersey. Basically some ship it would be something like that.
But they look, Weiserman fucking Pistons jersey right like a
Mike Schmidt Blue Flyers jersey. And they but he somehow
has a kit that made like he gets the original numbers.
(56:57):
I don't know how the hell they do it, but yeah,
I'm into it.
Speaker 2 (56:59):
So that's it. I'm really enjoying right now, and you're
interrupting me, Well, can please leave me alone? So scrolling
wonderful miles? Where can people find you? Is there workmedia
you've been enjoying? Where can you find me? You can
find me everywhere at miles of gray. You can find
me chat and shit about ninety day fiance on four
(57:22):
to twenty day fiance. Let's see some a work of media.
I like, there was definitely an Instagram video. They're like, oh,
this is so stupid, but there's this video. I don't
know this guy just said. It says seventy five year
old moon bats stopping off in a town for a
meal after a nice ride. Like there are a lot
of I see a lot of older people biking now,
(57:44):
and I'm like, oh great, like like grice, I feel
like this is like the new thing. A lot of
older people are doing Stay in shape nds. Me and
my friend Blake. Yeah, yes, yeah, adding wheels to my
bike as we speak. It was too like those are
fish bowls. Fuck the guy capture said, these are there
are thousands of these people in Lexington and his body
(58:06):
language of just impersonating an older person. The bicycle just
fucking kills me. This guy just it's freaking running. He
really is so rigid, chilling backwards, like I love actorine
(58:26):
right now, my phoney. Anyway, this this guy is a
great physical well you we'll wake off to it. Luca Rugi, Yeah,
it's just so stupid, but like it's just one of
those just odd these specific bits of like old person
getting off their bicycle. That fucking just flattened me.
Speaker 1 (58:46):
So it's a level of physical comedy to where with that,
like a professional dancer would have the body control and
like the subtlety of like the shifts, you know, art
to it.
Speaker 2 (58:57):
It's great, there's an art to it. I'm going to
shout out some merch.
Speaker 3 (59:02):
Also, I just found out about the comedian Joe Mandy
designing these hats during the pandemic.
Speaker 2 (59:08):
These are wear He just like did his own embroidery
around like iconic you know, like the Astros hat, the
Kansas City Royals hat, but he would like add letters,
so the UK logo becomes Seppuku the h and the
astros Logo becomes Horny Casey is Kurt Cobain Cal's mescal
(59:35):
roast beef. There's there's lots of lots of good stuff
in there. Goodez. Yeah, yeah, I think detroit Is becomes Dershowitz. Anyways,
you can just I don't think he just did it
when he lost his mind during the pandemic, but you can.
You can go Google Google image search them and they're
(59:56):
fun to look at.
Speaker 3 (59:57):
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We're at the Daily Zeicheist.
Speaker 2 (01:00:06):
On Instagram.
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You can go to the description of this episode wherever
you're listening to it, and there at the bottom you
will find the footnotes, which is where we link off
to the information that we.
Speaker 2 (01:00:16):
Talked about in today's episode. As well as that video
that Miles enjoyed. We will also link off to a
song that we think you might enjoy. Miles, is there
a song that you think people might enjoy? Yeah, just
some dark, kind of brooding hip hop, electric electronic kind
of hip hop beat. It's by this producer called Comodo C. M.
M O. D O and the track is called deft
(01:00:38):
Ones deft and the number one with an S. It's
just like spooky, Like it's just I was like, this
is like, oh, this is dark. So you know what,
if you want some kind of broody, spooky kind of
beats to listen to tonight, put this in your ear holes. Okay,
Comodo with deft Ones, Fruity and Spookier a couple of
the names for Blake's onborn Children. Yeah. Also yeah Spikey
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I'll feel so insane when, like, you know, you're exhausted
at the end of the day. And we have like
this humongous lamb chop toy for my dog. My dog's
like fifty pounds, but the lamb chop is almost as
big as he is. And sometimes I'll think the lamb
chop is him, and I'll smile at it, like glowingly,
and then I'll realize it's the stuffed animal, and I'm like, oh,
(00:27):
this is the beginning of the end for me.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Like you're Donald Trump era, right, We're actually gonna need
you to take this Montreal cognitive assessment. Oh yeah, yeah,
we'll do that later in the show, just just to check.
It's more of an aptitude test. It's an a couple,
it's a busy ball, it's a lamb chop and a
rope toy. Those are easy, I know those shit like
(00:52):
see you past this one, like to see you bucker?
Tell me which one it needs? Is a fucking cammel? Yeah,
which one's dry food and which one's wet food. Hello
the Internet, and welcome to season four to twelve, Episode
(01:12):
three of Least Guys.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
It was a production of My Heart Radio and it's
a podcast where we take a deep dive into America's
shared consciousness.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Do we hit episode three thousand?
Speaker 4 (01:24):
Is that?
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Is that what somebody said? I think like five hundred
episodes off?
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Yeah, okay, all right, it's coming, and when it comes,
it's the celebration that we're going.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
I think that's episode two thousand of the main show.
Trending episodes with that, bro, where those don't count. We're
putting up rogan numbers. Actually, people who know this is
this is a year fucking year eight on the set. Okay,
that's true, Jesus. I was talking about that in therapy.
Bro and I had a I fucking had a moment.
(01:57):
They're like, yeah, like, how do you? I'm like, I
have been doing this for eight I don't know anymore.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
I was looking at like six episodes away from two thousand.
All right, talk to me when we get to three thousand.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
You know two thousands? Pretty good man? Two about that.
It's Wednesday, October twenty ninth. Yep, yep, sure is ten
twenty nine, good buddy. It's National Oatmeal Day, National Hermit Day,
National cat Day.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Simple oatmeal trying to get in before all the candy
in days people's houses.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
There's just like our last chance. Just cruel. Yeah, it's
just cruel.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
I know.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
All right. My name's Jack O'Brien aka tire Jack o Bludgeon.
Oh I prefer Jack the glide O'Brien as we're talking
about before serve recording. That's your Treehouse of Horrors.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Name, because a tire Jack is a thing and old
Bludgeon is the thing that I do.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Because I'm a spooky treehouse of or hell you are?
You are?
Speaker 3 (03:02):
That one courtesy of Snarfula on the discord, and I'm
sure to be joined as always by my co host
mister Miles.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Gray Miles Great aka A room tastes like the room water,
not hot. It comes the glass room last night. Room
tastes like the room.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
Water, not hot.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Cannot drink you now, Okay, if you know the song
Boom by Pod, that's what that was about. Shout out
to sir Roses of the river, because yeah, you leave
a glass of water out overnight and you maybe you
remember like the next day in the afternoon like, oh, here's
my glass of water. You take a sip. It tastes
like the fucking room. It tastes like room Okay, thank you,
sir Rose of the River for like properly analyzing that
(03:43):
take and making into a whimsical akam bedroom flavored.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
That's how I feel like you could get away with that.
You could get you could like launch a bedroom flavored.
It just flavored.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Yeah, it tastes like every just fucking weird aarnated on
the side table of an authentic in the Japanese bedillows
weighted down by dust mites. Oh God, Miles, we're thrilled
fortunate to be joined in our third seat by one.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Of our favorite guests. You know him as the coiner
of the phrase plumpers. He's a brilliant comediuan writer, actor.
He's brilliant, he's hilarious. He's riding a recumbent bicycle and
short shorts.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
It's Blake Wax payable on life. This is Blake. Wow.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Look upon these plumpers, because my name is Wex. See
when I put on pants, it's a show basketball sized
knee covered in my pe These shorts are about to blow.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
All sized knees.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Why is your knee so big the whole It's gotta
support my thigh, baby, so that wait, if your.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Knees the size of a basketball, How big is your quad?
The size of an oil drum? God? An oil Christmas? Sam?
I a oil drum maybe when I was twelve, No,
by now, it's like, yeah, an elephant, probably a Timothy elephant.
Oh well, Timothy elephant. That'd be a dumb costume for
(05:22):
you to be. It's just like you just like him
from like whatever we one where he's like what do
the sheriff go? Or deadwood? Dead wood? But it's like
a cowboy. But then you just put an elephant nose
and you go, I'm Timothy Elephant. There you go. There
it is. I like that.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Yeah, I should probably throw that together pretty quickly.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Cowboy hat with elephant nose. Timothy he has a size
twenty six waist.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Wait an elephant? No, But it was like he was
very small. Hips I wouldn't be surprised if he can
barely eclipse third. That's like such a weird it's just
jab at. Another man got a jab twenty six inch waist? Dude, what's.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (06:02):
I guess they say the grass is always greener on
the other side because I have a size what is it,
one hundred and forty six?
Speaker 2 (06:07):
What is it up to? Now yeah. Yeah, you require
a lot of fuel to get those plumpers plumping big time.
A lot of kudos bars. Yeah, your shoulder is very narrow.
It's just like from your shoulders straight lined down to
the plumpers and it just goes out right.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Yeah, it's a horrible shape if you're not into it.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Yeah. But yeah, Luckily my wife is this is insane.
So she likes. Yeah, she likes what this is. She
thinks that job of the hut.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Yeah, shopping for me to buy a full sweatsuit, she
has to go to several.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Different suppliers to find the right I just wrap you
just wrap the sweat pants around each leg. Yes, like
one pant per leg, the one pants per leg, excuse me,
towels so together length wise around your leg. So then yeah,
so these these titles, Blake, We're thrilled to have you here.
(07:06):
I gotta tell you likewise, gotta tell you man, I
gotta tell you man, We're thrilled to have you here.
We're gonna get to know you a little bit better. First,
we're gonna tell the listeners a couple of the things
we're talking about. Donald Trump's brain work good is one
first thing that we've been asked to establish here. Uh
we we we get to.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Look once again at the Montreal Cognitive Assessment MOCHA.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
That's a fun funnel acronym.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
To see, you know, the test that he is asked
to pass in order to be the leader of the
United States. And there's some good there's some good stuff
in there. So we're gonna we're gonna look at that
see if Blake can pass that. Laugh when he doesn't,
we'll talk about another great profile from Business Insider, this
(07:55):
very strange genre of articles where they just find the
strangest people and ask them to speak passionately about just
tell on themselves to the entire internet.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Yeah, so my name's Chad. What of it? Huh Yeah?
I like getting calmed down securities and then be like,
can you write an op ed on your weird your
weirdest view? Yeah? Yeah, it's great. All that plenty more.
But first, Blake, we do like to ask our guest,
what is something from your search history that's revealing about
(08:31):
who you are? Yeah? Yeah, I'm getting something from your
search history. Why is this embarrassing? No, I'm going to
answer the question. It doesn't seem like get his ass
Miles where's mommy tonight? No, Mommy. I wrote this all
by myself, playing the role of the two bullies from
Hocus Pocus. Yeah, carved into the back of my head.
(08:54):
It's not Ernie, it's ice Man. The way they took
his sneakers, bro, that was fucked up. I was like
my part, I'm like, bro, don't let them take the
second He's like, hey, let me try him on. I'm like, bro,
you need to either teary a blade on you or
to bike the fuck off. Some don't let them take
your shoes.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
They look, he's wearing some new cross trainers. I was like, oh,
so you got Nike to let you do this if you.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Used the someone Yeah, someone's a Bo Jackson fan talking
about cross trainers.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
But yeah, and they saw him managed to fit a
guy who was clearly a thirty three year old playing
a teenager.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Sorry to keep bringing up Ocus Focus, but yeah. Victory
of the Ted said the parents did nothing. Yeah, the
parents don't. Well no, the parents were like, he's probably
not wearing shoes as a form of protest. They do.
That's they do qualify as some of the worst parents
in the history of movies. I don't know, Uh, Yeah,
that is true. I don't know if that's I don't
(09:51):
know if it was like my house or just a
like an immigrant people, a color black thing. But if
you didn't come home in the new fucking shoes that
were bar for you, there was a full fucking sit
down splaining session to an inquiry. Yeah, fully anyway, sorry,
also talking about the wild that they were, like, he's
not wearing shoes in the house. What what's going on?
(10:13):
It's like, you shouldn't wear shoes in the house. He's freaks,
disgusting Americans. Anyway, what's your history, asshole? What's my shoe size?
Speaker 4 (10:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (10:24):
What size? What's your shoe size? Asshole? Get his ass, spike,
get his ass ice.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Well, I'm at a ten and then I'm currently sitting
on a ten shoe.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Oh Google search.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Was Tavern style pizza because I'm doing a show in
Chicago in December and i know about the deep dish
and I'm getting there a day early to eat all day,
so extra night of hotel not covered.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
So you're.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Yeah, of course, of course, yeah, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, It's gorgeous.
It's gorgeous. I actually like just barely in my room
and not because I'm exploring the city. It's because I'm
just staring at how beautiful the hotel is.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Yeah, that's what. Which is so nice? So wait, you're
getting there a date early to just get your fill
of like all the Chicago like classics.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
These beefs, these beef these deep dishes and these and
my friends from Chicago. And he's like, you know, obviously
like recommended the the peaquads of the world. Then was like,
we we eat tavern style. That pizza is there? So
which is a thin, thinner crust, crispy and not cut?
(11:37):
I know you guys know this already. I'm explaining this to.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
Somebody reverence it and didn't really have a great idea
in my mind, but I think I had some idea.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
But I cut me off. If you didn't fucking cut
me off, I would learning. Sorry, we're learning. Sorry, but
keep talking. No tell us about it. You don't talk
all right? Justin in the chat Chicago Chicago Born and
bred Aurelio some of the best tavern stop it in
the there you go, Chicago land, Are you stand up?
Speaker 1 (12:09):
I didn't need to google anything. I could have just
emailed justice for all this information.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
He has asked that you stopped doing that. But yeah,
I know it's getting a little bit, it's getting really granular.
Now you're like Jack Ware, I'm sorry for what how
I just treated you? That was crazy. I'm sorry. It's okay,
I'm sorry for my tone. No, you're forgetting. But I'm
never Victor. Victor just a note here, never have Blake
back on the show.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Okay, okay, Well, once you tell me who Victor is,
I'll apologize.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
You failed, you failed, your failed, sealed your fate. Fuck.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
I've also speaking of crossing boundaries, I've asked Victor to
send me multiple pictures of his Victor's dog, So I
I love that adorable dog.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
I'm all a beautiful dog. Yeah, beautiful, beautiful dog, beautiful
beautiful to fit in with one of the most beautiful. Uh,
you know some saying like sex as much as I do.
What what? This dog can breathe underwater for five minutes?
(13:13):
I don't think he knows what a dog is. The
dog was frozen in ice, folks in Times Square and
got out eventually. That's David Blaine, sir, No, No, that's
the dog.
Speaker 5 (13:25):
Yeah, No, he's a nasty dog. Where are we at now?
So you googled it is it? I put it in
a smoothie and I gargle it before I I have
this amazing voice.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Was delicious. Yeahs are are you gonna go to Portillo's?
Obviously that's not like a unique that's like, you know,
everyone goes to Portillo's, but the fucking roast beef and
cheddar croissant sandwich is are you kidding me? Deca daunts?
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Okay, so no hip I think that's a great piece
of advice, no hip factor if you're going to go
do this, you know, so it's like, oh, everyone goes
to Portillo's, then go to then go Yeah, you know, if.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Everyone's going we don't have it, we don't have it here.
So yeah, I don't have it here. Yeah exactly.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
So yeah, I don't have to be mister cool, like, oh,
I found like a hut you know, underneath the Mississippi
River somewhere, you know, like where they get Yeah, exactly exactly, So.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
You know you're near the Mississippi, the mighty mississipp Yeah
goes right through.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Yeah, and uh but yeah, so that's what that's what
I was like, I'm trying to figure out what foods
I'm getting myself into so gonna do deep dish, of course,
gonna do tavern style and do a lot.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
Of like pack comedians just do like trolley Chicago food jokes,
like I feel like they go and they like, hey,
I just just have one of your great hot dogs
with ketchup all over it. Kill that guy. I heard
lou mal Naddies is the best pizza in all of
the land.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
For that reason, I do almost I do almost always
intentionally avoid like a local reference like that, because if
they've been to any comedy show, I'm sure every single
or commenting on something in the room, you know where
if there's like a weird window, it's like, I'm sure
that joke has been made forty five thousand times.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
That's a weird window. Huh.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
The crowd just goes insane, that leading to a backflip
off her table.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
Yeah it was a great window, so we'll break the window.
The window, the window. Yeah, what is well something he
thinks underrated? Underrated? Yeah I can answer that question. So underrated?
All right, you sound like a guilty guy being questioned
in Yeah yeah, yeah, Saturday night around two am. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
(15:54):
I can answer that question. Ass midnight. Sure, hours to
two am in the morning. In the morning, then.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
I was at so underrated. I have sleep masks but
with the eyes indented, if that makes sense. So you
can get a sleep mask that doesn't conas your eyes,
so it's there's like eye whole eye hold.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
There's a concave, so there's cavity. It pops a little bit,
macavity macavity. Yeah no, no, that's not what we said.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
We said, sure, no, no, you can get the rum
Tum Tugger brand of eyeglasses. Why are you guys talking
about cats constantly?
Speaker 2 (16:35):
Years ago? That happened so long they took out the butts. Okay,
the butthole cut. We won't stop. We won't stop. I
will not stop until they released the butthole cut in theaters.
Jack didn't Jack didn't even know. I didn't even vote
in the election. Rating only the only thing keeping. I
(16:56):
actually think the country is on a great course, except
they didn't at least the butthole cut.
Speaker 4 (17:02):
You like the.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
Masks, yeah, I mean I get Yeah. Once you have
one that actually like doesn't press against your eyelashes and stuff,
it makes it a lot easier. Because I used to
look I got luscious eyelashes. Yeah, so does Jack too,
And then I think also Jack, I don't know if
you eye luscious yeah oh yeah, yeah yeah, give you
a little little discomfort. Yeah right anyway, yeah, so great
(17:25):
are you doing that?
Speaker 3 (17:27):
Is that why you need the concavity over the eyes
or is it something about like the feeling of having
your eyes pushed back into your ship.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
It's the thing about my eyes big pushed back into
my yeah push, yeah, my whole eyes ship. Yeah, it's
definitely that because your eyes are more or firmer than
the lash, like the lashes. If you're doing it with
with care, you can push down a lash, you know,
(17:58):
and be relative comfortable. But yeah, no, it's that not
having the eye. It's like you're not wearing it at all. Essentially,
where if you have a cheap piece of ship imask
that pushes in your ship, your eyes ships.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
In your eyes ship. I remember luck, A lot of
people don't realize in training, that's what those gangsters were
talking about when they're talking to Ethan Hawk's characters pushed it.
I just got to push gently on his eyes. Yeah
yeah yeah. Have you ever notice people when they laugh
(18:31):
really hard will push on their ars like that mm
hm oh some people. I don't know you. I feel
like that's a new trend. I'm noticing I make a
lot of people laugh really hard.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
So that's that's the thing that I've just I'm on
the cutting edge of people's reactions when.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
They because like you're spitting like shards of apple into
their faces that you speak and like as yeah, wait,
what's your theory there? Like they're trying to keep their
eye balls from popping out, so they got to keep
their ship.
Speaker 3 (19:01):
I just I've seen multiple comedians, like on podcasts do
it where like somebody says something really funny and early
that a young mad Appadaka does it, then it's a trend.
It's a trend with uh. I noticed, we got to
get his ass back here and take him to task
on this pushing his whole ship, And.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
I think, what's up with your eyes about to pop out?
Like that one lady in the nineties who had a
whole career for making her eyes pop out on TV?
How do you think she found out she had that skill?
I should have been laughing like that the whole time.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
I'm glad I didn't because I wouldn't have this mansion
m e O laughed. My eyes off, laugh, my eyes out,
my eyes out. You're making me laugh, my eyes out, laugh.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
My fucking eyes out. The are you? You're a sleep
mask guy? Because I'm working on a loose theory, sure, Blake.
There's a recent study that said that night lights cause
people to be at a higher risk of heart failure
and heart disease, heart attack, all the bad all the
bad ones, all the heart stuff. And I'm wondering.
Speaker 3 (20:11):
I was wondering because I also have a I've heard
anecdotally from people and this apparently isn't backed up by science,
but that like mental institutions are a lot more busy,
have a lot more incoming on nights with full moons,
and I'm wondering, like if it's just the subtle sleep
disruption of having some light in the room from the
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full moon or sleep let interesting.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
I so we have blackout curtains, as I've told you
multiple time, as I've said on.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
Top of a hat, isn't it You've got blackout curtains
and you doy the ig mass.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
I'll use the imass when I travel, which I should have,
which I should have disclosed earlier, And I apologize, but
it does help when you travel sleep.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
Mass with I indented for travel? Can get that underrated? Yeah,
I'm sorry to give you just when you get it,
Can you actually edit what I just clean? Let's get clean.
People are gonna want that clean, I think.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
Yeah, I masks scooped out eyes for travel and also
so gross, get stooped out.
Speaker 5 (21:13):
Let me get scooped out, scooped toasted, toasted eye masks
stooped out.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
Well, here's here's a I wonder also where if it
is darker in your room and you can't see anything,
there's probably dangers there too. Where we were staying one
night at my in laws, and I walked at a
speed that would suggest that I had no worries in
the world, directly into the corner of a wall and
had like didn't put my hands up, like didn't slow down,
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and had a big dent in my head walking with
face as if I had Like I was in the
airport and had time to make my flight, so I
didn't have to run, but like, was I gotta walk
at a brisk pace?
Speaker 6 (21:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (21:55):
Yeah, there's dangers everywhere. There's dangers everywhere. You know, you
could have a snake in your house and not see it.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
I will say this though, do the imask thing, like
I I I noticed like I sleep better with it
because I was also reading like, well, people who like
fall asleep with the TV on that can really also
disrupt your sleep because there's like a ton of blue
light coming off. Like blue light's really bad for your
circadian rhythms. So that's the only reason I kind of
got into the imass game. But like that that is
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also I'm also not the kind of person to sleep
with the TV on either, But like when I sort
of put it all together, like even if you had
a computer screen on like aambiently, like any bit of
blue light can get your sleep off. Just having that
Dodgers game on the other night was fucked fucked my
sleep up for the night. Yeah, did you watch the
whole thing yesterday? I did? Sleep I did? Yeah, Yeah,
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good Good.
Speaker 3 (22:44):
Fell Sep And like, ah, they won't good. What is
something you think is actually, let's take a quick break,
lay take a quick the first time to do this,
and we'll we'll come back and talk about something that's
overrated and Donald Trump bringing and we're back and Blake,
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you gave us a fucking gem with that sweet mass
with eyes indented for travel.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
Or how you gonna follow that up? How you gonna
follow that up? No? Fuck you're gonna follow that. That
was the illmatic of underrated. Yeah, give me an. It
was written overrated, better not be I am, better not
I am. I can just tell you better not be
I am. We're talking NOAs.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
Album, nos album, Sorry, go on, overtens I am Irish
linen lenin Sorry?
Speaker 2 (23:40):
Sorry? Jack? Sorry? Can we can we can we get
a cleaner linen? Wait? Why did you throw Irish irish?
I'm sorry. I looked at Jack while I was saying it.
I was pushing my eyes in. But it wasn't from laughter. Yeah,
it was from believe what I was fucking seeing. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, well.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
They they'll call it certain shirts Irish linen fabric. Okay, okay,
thank god, thank god. I actually did not do that
because I went.
Speaker 7 (24:06):
They're fucking unimpeachable. Okay, that's an Irish, right, yeah, fucking unimpeachable.
We just elected a new president, Gatherine. It is an independent.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
Yeah, I follow Irish politics now, so no. I have
found that it wrinkles quite easily as a fabric. And
then we had linen sheets and they just fall off
me during the night. They're not heavy enough.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
It's the problem.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
So if I'm a tosser and a turner and as
I do that, these things horrible combo. And I have
no idea where these sheets are three hours into the
sleep because I've tossed them off.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
I need a heavier blanket.
Speaker 4 (24:46):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
It's like when you put like a sheet with a
bunch of laundry in the dryer and then it just
becomes like a big wrecking ball twisted it up at
the bottom. Yeah yeah, yeah, Or should I left my
motorcycle helmet in the drop again? I put those square
wheels on my motorcycle. I feel like Irish linen is
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meant to wrink Like that's kind of the look. Is
meant to be wrinkly.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
I mean, yeah, unless unless you like iron them and
ship you know what I mean, like the but the
ironing is a lot of work. But that's the thing,
Like wool is tough to like anything that you have
to dry clean, I feel like can't be in your
daily rotation.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
You can wash linen. You just have to know nobody.
Yeah yeah, yeah, fine, whatever their sheets, you know what
I mean. And then it gets like slightly less wrinkled
as the day goes. That's always been my philosophy on it.
That's good.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
Yeah, you have to put it on first thing, and
then by the time you get to work, you're at
like a two o'clock Linen.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
You've already showered in it. You're good. The sunlight has
dried it. Yeah. Perfect. Wait, maybe that's why it looks weird, Linen.
Speaker 3 (26:01):
All right, great job, definitely around. Let's get let's call
it was a nostradamus of overrated after a fucking killer underrated.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
Okay, after a nilmatic of underrated. Let's talk about the brain.
Oh the president.
Speaker 3 (26:18):
So on the same flight where he was bragging about
taking a cognitive impairment exam, he took time to bash
his favorite enemies, women of color of all sorts, specifically
AOC and Jasmine Crockett.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
This is an interesting so I missed it with all
the other talk about his cognitive decline and running for
a third term and whatever and just how normal the
sycophant press is on air Force. I'm like, and oh,
let's talk about a third term, like not even like
how illegal that would be. But here he is talking
about just again his greatest fear is women of color
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and if they're smart, that's like a force multiplier of
terror for him that he just has to fucking tear
them down. So here he is saying, like, yeah, I'd
like to see them take the does your brain work test?
Speaker 4 (27:07):
They have Jazzmin Crockett a low IQ person.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
They have.
Speaker 4 (27:11):
AOC's a low IQ.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
You give her an IQ test, okay, Jasmine Crocketts a
fucking lawyer, Okay, And AOC has degrees in economics and
I think international relations, just so you know, the measures.
Speaker 3 (27:25):
To earn everything she has by you know, working from
like a you know, very blue collar job and got
to where she is and.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
The houses I jack, she was like she was limited up.
She was she was not gifted ten million dollars on birth. Yeah, yeah,
you know where Trump had to get a degree in that.
Actually he had to go to school in order to
study being nepotism piece. They really honestly should have like
a nepotism major. Yeah, and you know they not a
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bad idea. What are they going to be worse? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (27:59):
Well, I think also you could, like you could minor
inepotism where you just like study to be the person
who helps other people who held money being majored.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
I majored and learned helplessness, and I minored in nepotism.
That's so that was sort of my experience at university.
All right, go on, President, I've heard passed.
Speaker 6 (28:18):
Like the exams that I decided to take when I
was at Walter Reine, I took, you decided to take hard.
Speaker 4 (28:25):
They're really aptitude tests, I guess in a certain way.
But the cognitive tests.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
Oh my god, six six different tests test you gotta
you had to take it. They're really hard. Is he
You took an assessment to see if you're if you're
suffering from any kind of cognitive impairment? And clear, it's
so clear the way he said that. The people around
him like, it's an aptitude test, sir, they want to
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see how smart you are. He's like, oh great, you
fucking I guess it's that one man just right down
the middle. Dang. The way you saw the horsey and
were like, Horsey, Oh my god, dude, I thought I
was seeing like prime skip to my lu at Rucker
Park or some shit. Okay, go on, you're taking an
aptitude test or cognitive assessment.
Speaker 4 (29:10):
Let AOC go against Trump let Jasmine go against Trump.
I don't think Jasmine. The first couple of questions there
is he a tiger.
Speaker 6 (29:18):
An elephant that you have, you know, when you get
up to about five or six, and then when you
get up to ten and twenty and twenty five, they
couldn't come close to answering any of those questions.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
First of all, the test he's talking about is the
Montreal Cognitive Assessment. Okay, they're noting himself so much based
on his performance on this test. There are not ten
twenty five questions. They circle back and ask if you
can name the same five words from earlier in the test.
(29:50):
I don't know if that's what you're talking about. Wait
to get up there in the extra innings. It's crazy.
I'd like to see them go toe to toe with me.
So I put a version of the the Montreal Cognitive
Assessment for us to like look at, just you can
understand what Trump is actually talking about. Okay, So there's
one that's a visual spatial executive function part where there's
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like all these disparate circles around it. Says there's like
it's like one through five and letters A through E,
And so they're saying start with the number one and
it goes to A, then A goes to two. Now
complete this sequence, so it'd be like two B, three
C and so on. That's one part. The next part
is draw a three dimensional cube. Okay. The next part
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draw clock.
Speaker 3 (30:33):
Okay, draw clock and put and put the time miles.
Don't make it sound easier than but the time is
ten past eleven, so.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
You need to be able to read a clock, Mike, yep. God.
Then we slip down to the one where like the
one that he's like, that's where it gets really hard.
Probably the attention or abstraction.
Speaker 3 (30:53):
Name the maximum number of words in one minute that
begin with the letter F, and you just need to
get over a eleven words that begin with F in
one minute.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
And he's like that ship's fucking hard, dude, you think
she could do that. Let's see fentanyl. Uh Bernie Mack what?
Oh again?
Speaker 7 (31:23):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (31:24):
Free freemasonry. He actually gets five minutes, guys, just where
we're gonna give him. We're gonna give the president five minutes.
What's the highest score, and then others like subtraction. But again,
this is what he is pumping his own dick up
about and being like I'd like to see them recall
five words.
Speaker 3 (31:40):
Really need to do that, Like if we could just
get him too, because he really does think like the
people around him, Like, there's gotta be some way to
take advantage of the fact that everyone around him is
telling him he's like a fucking next level genius for
being able to tell the difference between a lion, a rhino,
and a fucking camel.
Speaker 1 (32:00):
Yeah, I just got so sad that we that Trump,
the worst thing in the world, lives in the same
like universe as a lion, a rhino, and a camel.
Like I like to think that this piece of shit
is just over there and these poor innocent camels Trump
knows them, he knows about them.
Speaker 2 (32:18):
Like that's so sad. Should you shoot it? But that
whole rant happened on the flight to Japan because Trump
is doing deals or something or begging Hun Day to
do business with them or something, because he's also going
to Korea.
Speaker 3 (32:30):
I mean, I think the last question I just want
to say is what is the date, month, year, day,
place and city that you are in currently. This is
the This is the section where he says it gets
really hard at the end. Yeah, where are you right?
Now similarity between here he put here. Yeah, this is
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firmly in the section that he's like, this is really
hard shit. Okay, so we're going to give you some words.
You tell us the similarity between them. For instance, if
we say banana or orange, you would say fuck you.
Speaker 2 (33:02):
Oh sorry, okay, training, bicycle, watch and rule those are
the stuff. Yeah, train, But yeah, it's again, wow, have
these people who are just infinitely more intelligent whatever. That's
where he's at. He's racist, he is clearly suffering from
the mental cognitive decline, and he's the president and nothing's
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being done about it. But so that flight he's going
to Asia, there was this other moment, dude, where he
was he was meeting the new Japanese Prime Minister Taka,
who's like this, she's well, we'll talk about her. She's
like the new woman prime minister of Japan. Absolute backwards politics.
But right, yeah, yeah yeah. But anyway, he goes to
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like he's meeting the new prime minister and then they're
meeting these other dignitaries. He just aimlessly wanders through this
place because he doesn't know like where the fuck he's at.
At one point, he just like stops in front of
the Mark band to be like, uh, like just taking
the show in. But here I'm gonna play a little
bit of uh just you can see his like whole
(34:08):
little trip around the room where there's like a band
in dignitaries and he there. At one point he gets
see the American flag where he's supposed to acknowledge it
in the Japanese flag with the prime minister, just goes
right by it. Here here he is wandering the room
all right. So here he is walking around, he kind
of half assed salutes the flag and she's like, please
stand next to me and we will acknowledge both countries.
He's like, no, I'm off that shit. That's all you.
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Girl keeps walking walking around. She's still He's like, where
did he go? He's just walking down the room. Then
another like guard is like please this way, sir, to
like where you're clearly supposed to stand, goes around head down,
like what the fuck is going on anyway? So it's
(34:51):
not a great like if you if this is the
NFL combine, I feel like we wouldn't love his gate,
his ability to stay upright for much longer than a love.
This guy's not getting drafted.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
He's moving like a mascot for like an SEC school,
you know, where it's like like one of those bulls
or bisons that steer that they're just like, all right,
this thing can waddle out of control at any point
when they get the.
Speaker 2 (35:18):
Real animal out there.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
Yeah, like like the longhorn, where it's like, yo, how
is this even legal that they can have this long
worn out here amongst them.
Speaker 3 (35:26):
It is like slowly like steering it around and just
being like, God, I hope it doesn't fall over like
kill someone.
Speaker 2 (35:34):
So I hope those drugs don't wear off. After that,
Trump went to go fucking talk to the Navy stationed
there in Japan, and again all over the place. There
was definitely the like dangerous rhetoric about like domestic enemy
type shit. But I will spare everybody those quotes because
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we've heard them a thousand times and we already live
in care about that. The other things he was talking about, though,
where he's like, we will not be politically correct anymore
with our defense. Sometimes the way we want to defend
is not politically correct, as we do extra judicial killings,
murders of people in boats. Then he talks about, do
you guys know how hot, like how water works or
(36:15):
magnets like this was here, just here he goes he's
talking about magnets like that fucking insane clown Posse song.
But here he is.
Speaker 7 (36:26):
But we're gonna go back.
Speaker 2 (36:27):
Okay, Now let me ask you the second question.
Speaker 4 (36:30):
Hydraulic for your elevators or magnets.
Speaker 8 (36:33):
You know, the new thing is magnets, so instead of
using hydraulic, you can be hit by lightning and it's fine.
Speaker 4 (36:40):
You take a little lass of water and you drop
it on magnets.
Speaker 8 (36:43):
I don't know what's going to happen, so you know,
the elevators come up in the new carriers.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
I think I'm going to change it.
Speaker 8 (36:50):
By the way, they have magnets. Not every tractor has hydraulic.
Speaker 2 (36:54):
Every dead silence, people standing for the whole thing, a
whole whole every time, they're like what the fuck. Like
a lot of time it felt like they were just
laughing because they're like, dude, I can't believe this fucking
guy's the president. It was sort of like that was
sort of the vibe at this thing. It's magnets. I'm
gonna change it. By the way, I think, what weren't
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you just saying are you going to change? What are you?
What were you?
Speaker 4 (37:18):
What?
Speaker 2 (37:18):
Are you changing everything to go north? Now we're going
to go south with them. They're you know, we're gonna
change all screwed. The magnets are screwed, I tell you what. Yeah,
and the boat's elevators. Then he was saying something about
how he wanted to change everything back to steam powered
ships because like this everything is electric and doesn't work.
He's like, I like steam power. I like seeing the
(37:39):
big plumes of smoke come off the steam. We're going
back to steam. That is satisfying. Then talked about catapults
like we were sieging. Is like there's a meme that's
going around where like someone's like I have a new theory,
like centralized theory of everything that is everyone's.
Speaker 3 (37:56):
Eleven right now, everyone's a twelve year old. Everyone's aw well,
and like this is I think in this case they're
overshooting it. And it's like a nine year old because
these are all things that are fascinating to like my
nine and seven year old. Yeah, they're like hydraulic power magnets.
They're like they can fucking play with magnets. I mean, really,
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they stopped being interested in magnets like a couple of
years ago. But well, for the for the sake of
you know, making the president not seem like an actual baby,
we'll say that they're they're still interested in magnets, but
like boats, hydraulics or steam power. They're really into that,
Like it's all all the shit he's into. And then
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also like acing a really easy test and being like
they've ever seen part of than me, asshole.
Speaker 2 (38:43):
Yeah, I had to a perfect ten. It was out
of it was out of thirty, sir. Right.
Speaker 1 (38:48):
It's a willful ignorance too, where I want to pretend
like like Trump can only be only has a capacity
so high. But in general, this like this era of
like nine year old, it's where any expertise or intellect
or ed let me say, like uh editational education, expertise,
experience is so vilified because they're part of like the
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intellectual left who's trying to take shit away from you.
And it's like, because mag you hire an electrician who's
done it before, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (39:21):
It's like, oh no, you can just go in the wall.
Blinky blinky, blinking. He talks like everyone he talks like
everyone is dumber than him. So he thinks he can
get away with saying this inane nonsense. Meanwhile, you're talking
to the people who are maintaining and operating all of
this complex hardware or killing machines, and you're like, yeah,
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the magnets how They're like, what the fuck, dude, we don't.
I'm curious if if polymarket is gonna start taking prop
bets are like on Trump's like cognitive decline, Like what's
the over under on him dropping his pants in a
confused stupor in front of a foreign leader?
Speaker 3 (39:58):
Could we get him to do like is there an
actual Emperor's New Clothes situation on the horizon where we
could like get trick him into doing something like that, Like, honestly,
it does feel like we're in the world where he's
living in such a weird bubble and his brain is
so broken that we could like get him to like
do do a quiz against AOC for like pay per.
Speaker 2 (40:19):
View or something like you know, sorry, Dana White, fuck
the UFC match in front of the White House. It's
me AOC Jasmine Crockett Triangle of Death, multiple choice cognitive
exam match, God like it's w wfort nine questions nine
questions to rule them all. He does know he can't
do double dishit questions, but it gets tricky. We'll actually
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do the first nine. Actually those were those were kind
of my sweet spot. Yeah, you mean the one where
you had to pick a camel. But then we can
when you want to get into the back nine, though
it gets a lot trickier the pact nine. Are you
called TV? Sorry? The I don't know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (40:58):
He's never once said that. He's never once said I
don't know what I'm saying, even though it's been true
for the past twenty years.
Speaker 2 (41:04):
Would that horrify you if he wants if he said
that once, he's like, I mean, guys, I don't even
know what I don't even know anything. To be honest,
I'm actually quite ignorant. Instead of saying that, he's just like,
let's listen to music. We just just listen to my playlist. Yeah, Andrea, Butchelli,
he's great. You know he's blind, but he can still sing.
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When does it bat? Another animal? I got right.
Speaker 3 (41:28):
Yeah, they're like birds but weird. Yeah, they've got fucked
up faces. Oh hard, he was feeling himself off. Oh
you mean ugly birds?
Speaker 2 (41:36):
No, they're bats, sir. Yeah, no, no, they're ugly birds.
I call them ugly birds. Yeah. They don't sleep, you know,
they don't sleep. They sleep weird. All right, let's take
a quick break. We'll be right back, and we're back.
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We're back, We're back, and we got another business insider gem.
Oh my god, I've not read this very much. It
away because people who've listened to the show know I
like to I like to pull the occasional business insider
profile on some person who's just telling on themselves. In
an article, we had the guy who is like, I
have an AI company and I'm using AI to outsource
(42:25):
all my parenting decision making. And then there was the
white guy named Chad who said his life was like
really hard because his name is Chad and the latest
one that that he.
Speaker 3 (42:36):
Had been he had invented discrimination. He was like, I
think people see my name and they think I'm white,
and they make hiring decisions based on that, and that
could hurt me.
Speaker 2 (42:48):
Sometimes I don't want to share my real name for
fear that people will jump to an assumption. Try being
a blake, Chad. Yeah, I hear you, I hear you.
But now the latest one is a family just who
just named their newborn daughter Disney. Okay, I Disney. Look,
I know a lot of Disney adults. God love them,
(43:09):
God love them. I love your dedication. This level is frightening,
It's horrifying, and I'm just gonna read it because it's
just it reads so funny, says my husband Josh and
I are always looking for fun ideas for videos to
share with our social media followers. Okay, already. So it
starts off then, and they're really posted after the birth
of our seventh child, this month was no exception. Ohly hell.
(43:33):
She goes on to say, our six kids dresses beloved
Disney characters for a very special name reveal on Instagram.
Our beautiful newborn is called Disney May Jones. And then
she talks about how Disney's like really big to her
and her husband. They have like, you know, six kids
from one to thirteen, and they're like, this is just
like the perfect name. They go on to say what
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commenters have said. Quote They said it should be illegal,
or we would have infringed on a trademark. Others said
she'd be bullied in school. The most ridiculous comment was
that the doctors and nurses at the hospital should have
a veto on so called weird names. It's kind of
like so called but we really don't care what they think,
nor do our kids like us. They find it strange
that anyone could be negative about our brand new baby
(44:17):
they have never met. They say Disney Disney evokes so
much magic and joy and goes on to talk about
Walt Disney and ignoring how he's a fucking freak cracist.
Josh and I have always loved unconventional, unconventional names. It
goes back to Josh's elementary school days. His last name
is Jones, which is incredibly common. There was another Josh
Jones in the grade above him, and the teachers kept
(44:37):
getting them mixed up. Again, somebody who is like walking
around the edges of discrimination, of like what it might
be like test is some sort of systemic disadvantage. This
is why, and this is why she's laying it out right.
This is the justification, right, This is the rationalization of why,
because my husband had the fucking, tragic, fucking destiny to
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be named Josh Jones when there was another Josh Judge
in that he was once called to the office because
his quote mother had arrived to take him to the doctors.
But there's the other boy's mom. Another time he was
sent to see the principal because he supposedly got into
a fight. It turned out to be the older Josh
Jones who was involved. I'm always sed that being a
formative piece of like difficult, difficult experience is getting called
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to the principal's office by accident and then like, oh,
not you, Josh, the other job, not you, sorry about that, Josh,
go back to class, You're fine, Oh my god, thirty
seconds of his time. Mom, I went to brush, Mom,
I went to walk. I went to the office today
and they said you'd be there, and I thought you
had shape shifted into another woman. And I wasn't sure
what to do if you were still my mom or
(45:44):
if that woman was my mom. That they didn't know
what to do, so she goes on, Okay, she said,
I love a different name. I don't want my kids
to be confused with anybody else. When I was single,
I misheard a parent address their child as Trendy. Her
name was actually Trinity, but something about Trendy's name stuck
with me. Before Josh and I married, I told him
that I want to name our first daughter Trendy, So
we did it. Didn't see you like a.
Speaker 3 (46:06):
Different name, and your kids are also gonna wish they
had a different name, So that works out great.
Speaker 2 (46:11):
Yep, it didn't stop there. Besides Trendy and Disney, we
now have four daughters named Zale, Sonny, Truly, and Journey.
Mm hmmm sure, Zaie Sonny So I don't know. Zailey's
an injury. Sunny after Sunny Delight, Truly after those alcoholic
celtzer drinks, and Journey your favorite band after smole a Jack.
(46:31):
What do you think they have a son? What do
you think there's what do you think they named their son?
Just think these are the most It's not gonna be like,
it's not gonna be unique. You're gonna be like, of course,
you named your fucking kid this after this iconic thing,
Batman nine to eleven. You're kind of close. Jacket is
a movie character, okay, Bruce Wayne Jack. I'm asking you
(46:53):
specifically because if in another another dimension, you would have
named your first son after this film. Care Oh, Sheriff
Brody exactly, No, fucking Rocky Rocky Sheriff. Oh my god.
(47:14):
Quinn O'Brien. Then they go on to say, none of
our children has been bullied about their name. It's quite
the opposite. They're homeschooled, so good, but quite the opposite.
Their homeschool we keep them away from bullying people, quite
(47:37):
the op When they do interact with children in the
outside world, they get a lot of common compliments from
other kids and their parents and love the fact that
they stand out. That is something someone says and they go,
I'm saying, what was your your daughter's name? Disney? Oh,
oh my gosh, I love that. And then they turn
around and do the jack off motion. Everyone has like
(48:00):
tendonitis and their elbows in that town for making the
jack off so vigorously, everyone on their block has their
arm in a sling. You're like, what happened as got terrible?
It's not tennis elbow, it's get a load of this
asshole elbow. Yeah. So then they said, we came up
with Disney after teasing around a lot of d names
(48:21):
like Daisy and Davy Davy, but we wanted something really different.
We both like to choose last names, and thought about
Hinkley after our favorite, my favorite assassin favorite. What they say,
like Hinkley or Swazey. You're talking again, you're looking, You're
evoking John Hinckley. I don't know. That's the only Pinkly
(48:42):
I can think of. Yeah, that's the iconic Kinkley and
Swayzy rest in peace. You don't want your kid getting
ghosts like Patrick Swayzey. Now it's still Disney won out. Unfortunately,
are always going to be people who make mean comments. Yes,
three of us are here, right, they are Oda May Yeah,
which would have been the cooler name for me those
but for each one that was nasty, there were ten
(49:03):
more comments that were positive. We even heard from a
woman who was proud to be called Disney too. Wow,
so sweet. Disney's granddaughter and she's proud to be called
that because she inherited million billion dollars.
Speaker 1 (49:17):
Billions billions of dollars. My wife and I, if this
is too personal, we can edit it out. But we
have seven kids.
Speaker 2 (49:24):
It's up to you.
Speaker 1 (49:24):
And when we had the first kid, we named him Sleepy,
and then we named the next one Doc, and then happy, easy, grumpy, bashful, dopey.
And then we had an eighth and we named her
Evil Queen.
Speaker 2 (49:42):
We named her Poison Apple. Poison Apple and then our
dog Mirror Mirror on the wall. Yeah, oh my god.
I mean like again, you name your kid what you want.
But it's funny like as a parent and someone who
like stressed so much over a name because you think
that you go out into the world and it, unfortunately
(50:03):
can dictate a lot of how people treat you or
perceive you to hear you just really treat it like
they're like they're changing the name. Like it's like, I
know this beanie baby's called Striker the soccer one, but
I actually want to call this one Mia Ham and
this beanie baby is named this It's more just like
these are just fun things for you. But again whatever,
(50:23):
but I just love the ration. Now. I was like, well, a,
my son's my father, my father, and my children's name
Josh Jones. That's not happening ever again, Okay, someone mixed
him up with another job crime against humanity. Yeah, being all,
I love Disney and I once misheard Trinity as Trendy. Sorry,
the matrix really had me confused.
Speaker 3 (50:42):
We've been there's been confusion around two names in our life.
In our life, and we were making huge life decisions
based on that fact.
Speaker 1 (50:51):
I know, these are things that people would even think
to bring up. The average person, It wouldn't even fucking
stand out to them at all when.
Speaker 2 (50:59):
They came home and their parents were like, how was school?
They wouldn't remember to bring that up at all. If
you had what what would be an indulgence name based
on like a pop culture thing that was near and
dear to your heart, like nothing mattered.
Speaker 3 (51:13):
Going with the everyone's twelve things. I when I was
actually closer to seven, I was I think I mentioned
this before, but you know, we drank enough soda in
our household, like that was just a thing you drank.
Speaker 2 (51:28):
It was like milk, orange juice, where the help drinks
water was not a thing. And then Pepsi was, you know,
my the thing that I rode hard for and I
wanted to name our dog, hypothetical dog.
Speaker 3 (51:41):
We never got a dog Pepsi. And I thought that
that name fucking ripped so hard. I was like that
that I would like tell people that I was going
to get a dog and name it Pepsi.
Speaker 2 (51:52):
And they were all right, man, do you remember the
Simpsons episode where Homer became the big brother to that
little boy Peppi? And because because Bart got an older
he got like a big brother mentor guy who was
like like a Chad alpha dude, and like fucking Homer,
Like he's like, I two can play that game. So
he like started mentoring a little kid, poor kid named Peppie.
(52:13):
And then there's one scene where he's like, I love you,
Papa Homer, and Homer's like, I love you Pepsi Pepie
whatever called the fucking kid Pepsi Blake. What about you?
So Pepsi for Jack.
Speaker 1 (52:30):
When I was four, before my sister was born, my
mom was like like she was asking me about names,
and my favorite movie at the time was Homeward Bound
and that was like my only reference point, which were animals,
and I was like, Chance was one of the dogs,
which you couldn't There are plenty of people named Chance,
so that's Chance is pretty sick. Shadow absolutely not. And
(52:53):
then the cat's name was Sassy, which says a tough cell.
Speaker 2 (52:58):
But not as hard as Shadow. Yeah. Oh and here's
my daughter's shadow.
Speaker 4 (53:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (53:04):
Like fighting game characters, I was Stevens shout out Shadow.
I thought I just thought I loved the character Gambit
from X Men. That's just a that's just a word.
But I was like, dude, that's the sickest name. Sickest name,
dam Gray, Gambit Gray, Oh my gosh, no, Jesus, hep
is like a cool Yeah, yeah, the Gambit doesn't quite.
(53:27):
I guess you could do amby maybe by Bits. That's cute.
Are you is your name Elizabeth? No, it's Gambit. Actually,
I do think Shadow is kind of a cool name
for Yeah, Jack, the shadow O'Brien Jack. They did call
me that. They did because you had a four o'clock
(53:48):
shadow in your eight years. Yeah, because that's throwing a
beard when I was in eighth grade. The shadow that
sucked at basketball would be a good name for somebody
who's like good on defense this show. Yeah, but like
people are just like kind of annoyed by Shadow, the
(54:09):
thing of his own that he was afraid of. Blake Wexler,
what a pleasure having you as always on the daily
Seit Guist. Where can people find you? Follow you all
that good stuff the pleasures online? This has been so
much fun. Thank you.
Speaker 1 (54:25):
I have a bunch of great stand up dates coming up,
so November seventh, I'm going to be at the Hideout
in Boston, which is always fun, and then two huge
shows Lincoln Lodge in Chicago December seventh, And this is
the biggest venue I've ever headlined myself. Little Field in Brooklyn,
New York, January sixteenth. So if you're all these dates
(54:46):
are up in my bio, my link tree. But yeah,
if you ever wanted to see me live and you're
near New York, I would love for you to.
Speaker 2 (54:53):
Come to that show. So that one's in Brooklyn on
January sixteenth at Little Field. There you go. Yeah, nice man, congrats,
that sounds awesome. Thank you. Where is there a work
of media that you've been enjoying? There is?
Speaker 1 (55:06):
So there is one of these Instagram accounts that got
suggested to me where it's called Van City Customs va
n City Customs, and he makes or they make a
like hockey jerseys, but combine multiple sports teams from that city,
(55:26):
so like you'll have like a like an old school Detroit,
you know, logo from you know, like the teal uniforms
they used to wear. This is the most specific recommendation.
I feel like this is my Chris Coxon level recommendation,
except for me, it's a stupid sports You mean, Chris
Crofton What did I just say? Chris Coxon.
Speaker 2 (55:48):
Hold on? Who that? All right? Hold on, Blake, I
needed you do a test really quick. Can you name
these three animals? Yeah? Sure, that's a sword. Yeah, that's
the main good I told you that. Yeah, and that's awesome.
That's adob okay, go on. So Chris Coxon would recommend
Chris Cox.
Speaker 1 (56:05):
So the great guest Chris Coxon, who's a friend of
mine whose name I couldn't recall under no pressure.
Speaker 2 (56:11):
Where I thought you were dropping like a tidy reference
that I was a bigger.
Speaker 1 (56:14):
Cousin the lead singer of Sound Garden, Chris Chris Cox Coxerson.
But no, it's a it's a very specific interest where
it's like basically they combine the city's teams where they
almost take like numbers from a throwback jersey, put it
on a hockey jersey and combine it with another player's
(56:35):
num go through it. If this is up your alley,
you're gonna you've got like a fucking Barry Sanders Red
Wings jersey. Basically some ship it would be something like that.
But they look, Weiserman fucking Pistons jersey right like a
Mike Schmidt Blue Flyers jersey. And they but he somehow
has a kit that made like he gets the original numbers.
(56:57):
I don't know how the hell they do it, but yeah,
I'm into it.
Speaker 2 (56:59):
So that's it. I'm really enjoying right now, and you're
interrupting me, Well, can please leave me alone? So scrolling
wonderful miles? Where can people find you? Is there workmedia
you've been enjoying? Where can you find me? You can
find me everywhere at miles of gray. You can find
me chat and shit about ninety day fiance on four
(57:22):
to twenty day fiance. Let's see some a work of media.
I like, there was definitely an Instagram video. They're like, oh,
this is so stupid, but there's this video. I don't
know this guy just said. It says seventy five year
old moon bats stopping off in a town for a
meal after a nice ride. Like there are a lot
of I see a lot of older people biking now,
(57:44):
and I'm like, oh great, like like grice, I feel
like this is like the new thing. A lot of
older people are doing Stay in shape nds. Me and
my friend Blake. Yeah, yes, yeah, adding wheels to my
bike as we speak. It was too like those are
fish bowls. Fuck the guy capture said, these are there
are thousands of these people in Lexington and his body
(58:06):
language of just impersonating an older person. The bicycle just
fucking kills me. This guy just it's freaking running. He
really is so rigid, chilling backwards, like I love actorine
(58:26):
right now, my phoney. Anyway, this this guy is a
great physical well you we'll wake off to it. Luca Rugi, Yeah,
it's just so stupid, but like it's just one of
those just odd these specific bits of like old person
getting off their bicycle. That fucking just flattened me.
Speaker 1 (58:46):
So it's a level of physical comedy to where with that,
like a professional dancer would have the body control and
like the subtlety of like the shifts, you know, art
to it.
Speaker 2 (58:57):
It's great, there's an art to it. I'm going to
shout out some merch.
Speaker 3 (59:02):
Also, I just found out about the comedian Joe Mandy
designing these hats during the pandemic.
Speaker 2 (59:08):
These are wear He just like did his own embroidery
around like iconic you know, like the Astros hat, the
Kansas City Royals hat, but he would like add letters,
so the UK logo becomes Seppuku the h and the
astros Logo becomes Horny Casey is Kurt Cobain Cal's mescal
(59:35):
roast beef. There's there's lots of lots of good stuff
in there. Goodez. Yeah, yeah, I think detroit Is becomes Dershowitz. Anyways,
you can just I don't think he just did it
when he lost his mind during the pandemic, but you can.
You can go Google Google image search them and they're
(59:56):
fun to look at.
Speaker 3 (59:57):
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We're at the Daily Zeicheist.
Speaker 2 (01:00:06):
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Speaker 3 (01:00:07):
You can go to the description of this episode wherever
you're listening to it, and there at the bottom you
will find the footnotes, which is where we link off
to the information that we.
Speaker 2 (01:00:16):
Talked about in today's episode. As well as that video
that Miles enjoyed. We will also link off to a
song that we think you might enjoy. Miles, is there
a song that you think people might enjoy? Yeah, just
some dark, kind of brooding hip hop, electric electronic kind
of hip hop beat. It's by this producer called Comodo C. M.
M O. D O and the track is called deft
(01:00:38):
Ones deft and the number one with an S. It's
just like spooky, Like it's just I was like, this
is like, oh, this is dark. So you know what,
if you want some kind of broody, spooky kind of
beats to listen to tonight, put this in your ear holes. Okay,
Comodo with deft Ones, Fruity and Spookier a couple of
the names for Blake's onborn Children. Yeah. Also yeah Spikey
(01:01:00):
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this morning. We're back this afternoon to tell you what
is trending yep, and we will talk to you all
then by bye bye. The Daily Zeit Guys is executive
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