New Look CBS = TRASH? ANOTHER Stranger Things Finale? 01.07.26

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Speaker 1 (00:05):
Yeah, I don't. I don't mind that.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
If if that was on like at the you know,
at the mall or something, I'd be like.

Speaker 1 (00:10):
All right, it was elevator music, I don't target or
some ship. Yeah you're doing that? What was that? Was that?

Speaker 3 (00:19):
Most? Definitely saying that about Drake Yes, like he's like
that's just like that's like, that's target music by Target Bay.
I just heard him on some very weird, overtly like
world music track that I was not feeling.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
He's look, he's had You're still out here cooking.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
He's now all of them are going to be hit.

Speaker 3 (00:38):
No, no, look, I'm I still hang on to black
on both sides. He made that, and that you could
be done after that. Bro, that's fucking goaded album.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
Are you my girlfriend? Because you see him by that?

Speaker 2 (00:50):
Is that something that from the Cold Open? We're not
doing that. In fact, we're never doing another Cold Open again.
It's canceled all Coldure.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
I don't need your all caps. Yikes. Okay it was
bad when I.

Speaker 3 (01:07):
Mean, one note would have been like, are you looking
at me because you've seen Bay? Yeah? They because you're
seeing baye.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
Uh huh Okay. So I went and we can workshop
it a little bit. That's been for the rest of
the season.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
Actually lukewarm open, kind of sitting in a hot tub
that doesn't work.

Speaker 3 (01:29):
A hot tub that you're like, should we be in here?

Speaker 1 (01:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:33):
The neighbors going to be mad?

Speaker 3 (01:35):
Why is it green? I just realized everything's green in here.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
You ever go underwater in a hot tub and then
come out, you know, like I feel like, yeah, I
feel like everything.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
Every I didn't have something before.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
Yeah, right, exactly. I mean I used to do that.
My eyes have chlamydia.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
Now I need to go straight into a doctor's lab.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
Oh no, you go.

Speaker 3 (01:55):
That's the thing. That's how you touch your gigs. You
to a Vegas pool party and submerge, eyes open, you
know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (02:02):
What is wrong with men?

Speaker 1 (02:03):
But I saw it all. I saw it all. I've
seen it all. I've seen everything. Button death, Hello the Internet,
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Speaker 3 (02:50):
We can't use this crafton, will be the guest on
that crafton, will be the guest crafton, will be Monday,
if that way you According to.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
Plane, it's Wednesday, January seventh.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
Six Yeah, it's a National Bobblehead Day, National Tempora Day. Okay,
I got a bibblehead on my desk.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
It's also just like a depressing day. It's like the
the holidays are officially over. You know, you get all
this yeah January sixth, excitement coming, and then it's over
all over. January seventh. You're just taking back to square
wary sixth presence, you know, figure out what the stuff
that doesn't fit the swagon. I get it anyway.

Speaker 3 (03:31):
I look at the decorations right now, I still have
up and I feel like weird about him.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
I thought you guys were talking about like January sixth
as a national holiday. You were like, well, but the
presence we exchanged, you know, like the weird head dresses.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
Yeah yeah yeah, the pipe bombs, but they just like
they explode glitter.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
Yeah yeah yeah, like on each other's death.

Speaker 1 (03:57):
Yeah. That's a secret stand of thing where it's like
who ship on your desk? Get work?

Speaker 2 (04:06):
Uh, there's one like one big bird employee, and it's
all white.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
My name is Jack O'Brien aka. First grade was a
great time. Second grade was a blast. Third grade I
heard room or as about seem in and they had
the white stuff baby. The DNA tested some Oh he
had the white stuff baby. My friend Recess says, it's

(04:42):
come uh that one, Chris Christy, I'magucci Mane on the
you look confused. What's wrong you look? You look confused,
babe ak. That tells an entire story, completely self sufficient,
you know, no further explanation required. No.

Speaker 2 (04:57):
Every day I get more lesbian, I don't know, and.

Speaker 1 (05:04):
Every every day we regress.

Speaker 3 (05:06):
No, we were this is This was based off a
thing when we were talking about like a conspiracy theory
about Timothy shallow May being one of these rappers mass rappers.

Speaker 1 (05:14):
Oh yeah, yeah, Miles was like, we used to have good,
good conspiracy theories, and I was like, I don't know
where you grew up, but in Dayton, Ohio we were
we were talking about how the new kids on the
block were discovered to have each other's semen in their butt. Yeah,
or there's Richard here, gerbil thing there.

Speaker 2 (05:32):
Wait, that was Richard gear right, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (05:35):
Richard Geer.

Speaker 2 (05:36):
I can't believe ruined his career.

Speaker 1 (05:39):
New Kids might have been a little bit specific.

Speaker 3 (05:41):
I didn't get new kids, so I did not get
the I.

Speaker 1 (05:44):
Mean there was there was all they were in that
family of like.

Speaker 2 (05:47):
People credit He's like making it happen.

Speaker 1 (05:49):
I'm just saying, I don't know if you've heard about that.

Speaker 3 (05:51):
You're not gonna find on the internet, because my cousin
was on the road with them and he told.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
Me, fucking fat. I'm thrilled to be joined as always
by my co host, mister Miles Grass. It's Miles Gray,
my own person Jesse a snarkula because Olivia another confused face.

(06:15):
I have to catch you up.

Speaker 3 (06:16):
I went to a white Elephant party and I received
a microwavable and freezable Jesus plushy that you could use
as like a heating pad or cooling pad. It's literally
a depiction of Jesus.

Speaker 2 (06:26):
That's amazing.

Speaker 1 (06:27):
On let me get it. Hold Oh my god, yes,
you need Jesse to make Jesse.

Speaker 3 (06:32):
Got to show up. Hold one second, let me go
get Jesse.

Speaker 1 (06:34):
Jesse, Jesse's girl.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
I was gonna say nails and I don't know why,
and I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
I know that's what it's about. Mary Magdalen. Oh Mary, Yeah,
she was hot, right, choose hot, choose?

Speaker 2 (06:50):
I mean, if you ask, I need to ask if
everyone was not fourteen from that time, there's Jesse nailing.

Speaker 1 (07:00):
Yeah, his heart stigmata.

Speaker 3 (07:02):
He's got heart stigmata. And anyway, we came home this
white oven party and my kid was like, oh, new
toy for me, and I was like, ah, bro, we
don't really, We're not really, We're not Christian at all.
So I was like, yeah, this is a Jesse doll.
He goes, oh Jesse.

Speaker 1 (07:16):
Whenever Jesus he called it Jesse.

Speaker 4 (07:18):
I like that.

Speaker 2 (07:19):
You couldn't just like Jesus is okay, but Jesus, no
one goes for Yeah, Jesus is.

Speaker 3 (07:26):
It's like it's like it's violent to be could you
know I like Jesse though, you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (07:31):
Yeah, I had Jesse's girl. Does his sash say like
Mayor of Heaven?

Speaker 3 (07:37):
Yeah, it says never mind, God stop boy, it's a
it's a Federal boob.

Speaker 1 (07:44):
Inspector Miles Rethur to be joined in our third one
of our very favorite guests, so hilarious stand up comedian, writer,
actor improviser. Can see her on Dropout TV catcher soon
at Sketch First.

Speaker 2 (07:59):
Yeah, Sketch Fest January.

Speaker 3 (08:01):
Fifty first Jokes too, Did I see you?

Speaker 2 (08:03):
Fifty first jokes? I have two monthly shows. Let's just
do the plugs now and then I can leave.

Speaker 1 (08:08):
Yeah, let's do it.

Speaker 3 (08:09):
Let's do it.

Speaker 1 (08:10):
It's polonium. I forgot.

Speaker 2 (08:15):
I've been poisoning people.

Speaker 1 (08:18):
That what you said when Yeah, that's why you were
out umbrella.

Speaker 2 (08:24):
Yeah, that's what the green is in your background right now?

Speaker 3 (08:29):
Yeah, just like my camera keeps glitching out. It's like
a myron meter is going wacky right now, keep peaking.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
Wait, what is.

Speaker 3 (08:38):
Fifty first jokes? Because I saw it happening in different cities.

Speaker 2 (08:42):
I saw one in another city. I thought, I don't know,
I thought it was like an LA thing. But we
there's fifty Worst Jokes and fifty First Jokes, and I'm
on both this year, and it's fifty comedians telling their
worst joke of twenty twenty five and that's pre New
Year's and then fifty First Jokes is like your first joke,
and it's supposed to be I remember we used to

(09:03):
do it at Silver Lake Lounge and it was only
comics and they were all like wasted, and Simon Gibson
was running around like a town cry like it was
very la comic community. And now it's at a different
venue and there's an actual audience, and I'm like, this
is less fun because we don't get to be idiots
as much. But Brody Brody and Bab's Gray host it

(09:26):
and they do really they're really funny, Like Babs Gray
has like a soundboard, and you're the whole purpose of
Worst Jokes is to like just have like just god
awful bombs. So the audience booze you if it's funny.

Speaker 3 (09:42):
This lineup's great, Like I'm like, oh, it's all our friends.

Speaker 2 (09:45):
Yeah, it's really fun.

Speaker 3 (09:49):
And Williams Otskoo, Babs Bet Stelling, Blair, Brent Winebob Brooks
Wheeling who else do you know Elizah Skinner? Uh if
he Jamel Jamel Johnson shout out, Yeah, it's really Carl
has like Victory taking notes.

Speaker 1 (10:07):
These are we gotta get these people back on the show.
Get that. That's a sick line.

Speaker 3 (10:11):
Yeah, Maggie may ha ha. Look, Matt Broner, Michael's just
a good lineup.

Speaker 2 (10:16):
Yeah, fifty First I think is Jeremy Burke is hosting?
But yeah, I think. I don't know what other cities do.
But I did see clips from other cities.

Speaker 3 (10:24):
I saw one with Kyle Kanaane was just ripping like
he was roasting people in Portland, and I was like, Oh,
is this the vibe.

Speaker 2 (10:30):
Of the show that he just got on there for fun.
He's just like, I don't know what the show is.

Speaker 1 (10:36):
He's an audience member.

Speaker 2 (10:38):
That's how he started his career. He still thinks he's
an audience member.

Speaker 1 (10:43):
Paul V. We're thrilled to have here. We're going to
get to know you a little bit better in a moment. First,
we're going to tell the listeners a couple of things
we're talking about today. We're talking about the new and
improved CBS Evening News in the tradition of Walter Cronkite
and the other Dan rather Katie Kirk the other ones.
We we've got a new CBS News that's uh, it's

(11:07):
not your granddad's CBS News. Actually it kind of is,
as long as your granddad loves Israel. But this is
Barrie Wace's new version of news. Bar and it's sick.
It's they it. We're gonna we're gonna get to watch
it a little bit.

Speaker 2 (11:26):
I'm really excited to learn more about Erica Kirk's w
w E tour.

Speaker 1 (11:31):
That's gonna we're gonna talk about. We're gonna play a
little game called guess what Trump is talking about in
this speech.

Speaker 3 (11:38):
I just got four images.

Speaker 2 (11:39):
It's like emojis, like translating emojis.

Speaker 3 (11:43):
Look you are you looking at the doc right now.
I'll show you just quickly what I'm referencing. It's this
image right here.

Speaker 2 (11:50):
Oh my god, Oh my god, that's crazy.

Speaker 1 (11:53):
That's all. That's what he's talking about. That New Kids
on the Block.

Speaker 2 (11:56):
That's me after a tequila shot.

Speaker 1 (11:58):
He's like, ah, there's two different images where it looks
like he's one where it looks like he's jagging two
people off and then another one where it looks like
he's hungry for it, you know, he loves it. After
after the jaging, we'll talk about and then of course

(12:20):
we got to get to that Stranger Things finale. There's
a lot of conspiracy theories going around.

Speaker 3 (12:25):
Yeah I don't understand, but well we it'll be a
spoiler free discussion, which is, yeah, it's gonna be if
you haven't seen it, because we haven't seen it either.

Speaker 2 (12:34):
I do tell me what age they actually look like.

Speaker 3 (12:39):
You don't want to know, you don't want to be reminded.

Speaker 2 (12:43):
I think this is a.

Speaker 1 (12:45):
Cool idea, though I think oftentimes if true, this is
a cool idea. I will say many times, once a
story has been begun by you know, like a showrunner
or something like that, you go to the Reddit fan threads.
There's gonna be a lot of terrible ideas, but there's

(13:05):
gonna be at least one good idea for how they
should finish it that ends up being better than what
the what the show runners J K Rally came up with.

Speaker 2 (13:14):
So we'll talk about guest writer on Strangers.

Speaker 3 (13:18):
But was trans You're like, what the fuck?

Speaker 2 (13:22):
No, she views him as the hero.

Speaker 1 (13:24):
There's a much better Harry Potter ending in fan threads,
and she came up with it was that he was
actually a decoy for I forget who the character is,
but like he wasn't the chosen one, and just like like, yeah,
Harry Potter was just a decoy for I think it
was long Bottom, never long Bottom. I was gonna say that, Yeah,

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it's like never long Bottom is never was the bottom
is the chosen one. But they met, They're like, well,
we'll give them a name that means long ass, you know,
and just like the yeah, yeah, you're up.

Speaker 2 (14:01):
That little kid grew up to be hot and he's
a hot dude.

Speaker 3 (14:03):
I remember that was like the one article. Yeah, okay,
long Bottom, I see.

Speaker 1 (14:08):
You all that plenty more. But first, Paul V. We
do like to ask our guests. Was something for research
history that's revealing about who you are?

Speaker 2 (14:18):
Okay, you watch ninety Day Fiance Miles. I watched a
lot of reality as well. I was looking up I'm
watching Real Housewives of Potomac and I looked up Angel Massey.
She's one of the new housewives. There's nothing about her online.
There is I can't find how old she is. They
are like, I can't find anything. She's married to a

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former NFL player, and I can't find Okay, Yeah, I
can't find any details about her, and I'm like, I
just like, I just did a quick search yesterday and
I'm like, but she's on a reality TV show. It
said she was like a journalist. For I'm like, is
that a different person? And like, so now I'm on
this like I need to like hunt down information about

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this person who I'm emotionally invested in and wondering, like
why she acts the way she.

Speaker 3 (15:07):
Said she's a journalist.

Speaker 2 (15:08):
It's like a quick Google search. Claimed that I couldn't
find any.

Speaker 3 (15:12):
Producer order for B E, T and BT dot com
host she spearheaded content idea. But I found her damn
website what she lets it. It's called the angel Era
dot com.

Speaker 2 (15:22):
But I can't find like, like any like a lot
of things confirming.

Speaker 1 (15:27):
According to her.

Speaker 3 (15:27):
According to her, she's a ball in ass producer.

Speaker 2 (15:30):
Okay, And she also said she didn't get evicted, so
we don't trust that bitch okay on the show angel Also,
she catfishes, so that's not what she looked. That is
not what she looks.

Speaker 1 (15:44):
Okay. Shout out at catfish anyways, but she catfish is
the whole show.

Speaker 2 (15:49):
You know, on the show, it looks like if you
look at pictures of her, that was the whole thing.
She got called a catfish and she got told she
was a vict. Like she picked up and left and
how to move back to Colorado really quickly. So was like,
oh my god, you got evicted, and she was like,
don't you dare say that, but like she definitely got
a victed, like something happened, you know, and and her
catfish thing. Like they looked at an Instagram picture of her.

(16:11):
None of our Instagram pictures of her look like how
she looks like in real life. And so I feel
kind of bad. I feel like she has like dysmorphia
or something like those.

Speaker 1 (16:21):
Filters man, the filters can really do some Yeah.

Speaker 3 (16:24):
Hey does she even put her favorite song the Far
Side running?

Speaker 1 (16:27):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (16:30):
J Dillo Okay, but I do kind of She and
her husband are like Colorado outdoors person people. Oh she
has the own symbol, so that the person. Yeah, that
is the person.

Speaker 1 (16:40):
So she had founder and guide.

Speaker 2 (16:43):
Yeah, they have like a big outdoorsy luxury tour thing.
And I'm like I kind of want to, like I
want to go with my girlfriends. I want to I
want to like visit all the different like real I
want to go to beauty bar in Salt Lake. I
want to like go to the different like reality show business.
I'm like, I want to visit their business and see

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how much she's just she's.

Speaker 3 (17:06):
Doing, which is like a Japanese.

Speaker 2 (17:10):
Back No, she's super into everything wants gang.

Speaker 1 (17:17):
Yeah, what is something you think is underrated?

Speaker 2 (17:20):
Ooh okay, I'm in my organizational erasion. I'm like, give
me a little tub, like a little tub that I
could put a little cover around. Give me like, give
me a little bowl, give me, give me things. I'm like,
that's all it is is people putting things in other things.
And then it's modular. In l A, you need to
evacuate because of a fire, you just pull a tub

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into your car. So I'm like I'm taking and I'm
like obsessed with Instagram. I'm obsessed with.

Speaker 3 (17:51):
Like all of the people who are algorithmically addicted.

Speaker 2 (17:57):
Yes, with with people who are like they told me
I can't paint this thing, so I'm gonna paint it.
Like they're like they're like rebelling, but with home decor.

Speaker 3 (18:08):
Like my infant child. I know, I'm painting it rose color.

Speaker 2 (18:13):
Yeah, no, they'll just be. And I also like it
because it feeds that sustainability thing in me where I
see like all this furniture tossed out and all this stuff,
and like other people, I can watch other people go
like pick it up, clean it and then make it
something beautiful. And I'm like, that's beautiful that you have
that time. If I if I find furniture that I'm
going to use, like on the sidewalk, I clean it

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and then it's just in my.

Speaker 1 (18:35):
Partying it and stuff.

Speaker 2 (18:39):
Yeah, because I look it makes me look it up
and I'm like, oh, like if I had time to
do that time and money, I would.

Speaker 3 (18:46):
Because it's pretty easy to like sand something down, give
it a new code of paint, you know.

Speaker 1 (18:52):
Yeah, but you have to you have to like go.

Speaker 2 (18:55):
Buy all this ship. I don't have storage for like yeah,
like where am I going to paint it? Like I
don't have rol, you know what I mean. So like
I don't have the room or the capacity to do it.
But it's really like satisfying to watch people live my
dreams by like drawing.

Speaker 1 (19:09):
Yeah you a container, So like do you have stuff
from the container store or what kind of tubs are
we talking about.

Speaker 2 (19:14):
I get like, you know, like the big tubs that
go like under, but I have a lot of pet stuff,
so like I get like all different sizes, and I
get like snack tubs, you know, like the tall ones
with the air the seal for like their treats and things.

Speaker 3 (19:29):
And oh so you are really organized, Okay.

Speaker 2 (19:32):
I'm trying. I'm like, I literally for Christmas, I'm like,
get me stuff from there because my boyfriend's mom used
to work at the container store, so she's also like
she got me like a little lazy suit. Yeah, yeah,
yeah for my own cabinets and stuff. And I'm like
it just I'm like, that's all those really like organized,
like those really like beautiful esthetically please they're just like

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hiding ship in their closets, but in tough what they're doing.

Speaker 3 (19:57):
They're like for every clean home, you know, like when
you you see there's a room or a closet that
looks like ship was just throwing chaotically to make.

Speaker 2 (20:05):
Electronic storage for sure. Oh have you guys seen like
the people who like free clean hoarders homes.

Speaker 1 (20:10):
And stuff that is also like get something out of it.

Speaker 3 (20:14):
They're just like that, do they love like or like
I've seen people who just like go into like a
gas station restroom. I'm about to bust that.

Speaker 2 (20:20):
Lady is weird. There's one lady who I'm like good
for them, but like I like when they do it,
like the public cleanings, because I'm like good for them.
They're doing it, They're making the world better. And then
there's like people who like unclogged drains in like streets,
and then it just like it's so satisfying to watch
what if the government worked? Like that's crazy.

Speaker 1 (20:42):
You know.

Speaker 3 (20:43):
There's an Australian drain cleaning guy on YouTube.

Speaker 2 (20:46):
Yes I think that's the guy.

Speaker 1 (20:48):
Oh yeah, where it's just like his first person point
point of view and he's like all right, this one
he's just.

Speaker 2 (20:57):
Chol And they make money off of the like content
or whatever, so that's why they can like freak clean
and then they do little sponsor like cleaning whatever. There
was one lady who got into a controversy because she
cleaned like a tombstone and like used products that could
damage it and like didn't ask permission, so she was
just putting this Randos tombstone online I'm sorry I called

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a dead person a rando.

Speaker 1 (21:20):
But like random, oh my god, sorry, Random millennial under
rand that you bring in a dead body.

Speaker 3 (21:34):
Random said, no plus ones bringing randos through?

Speaker 1 (21:44):
What is some things overrated?

Speaker 2 (21:47):
Overrated? Uh? Well, right now I'm fucking having problems with
pet insurance, which I always advise people to get, but
like they're getting nastier than like people insurance. Of course
they're like, no, we're not gonna I'm like, why the
fuck am I paying?

Speaker 1 (22:00):
If?

Speaker 2 (22:00):
Like everything I have to fight you on, I don't understand.

Speaker 1 (22:03):
I'm figuring it out.

Speaker 2 (22:06):
I'm like no, I mean a thousand percent. But I'm like,
do we need like a dog Luigi, Like what's gonna Yeah,
I'm assuming there's like a dog ceo.

Speaker 1 (22:14):
Yeah, what what breed would the dog CEO be? Oh?

Speaker 2 (22:26):
Definitely a German shepherd? Those are cop dogs.

Speaker 1 (22:32):
German shepherd and a turtleneck.

Speaker 3 (22:34):
Yeah, or like I hate to say, it's like a
wine reiner.

Speaker 1 (22:38):
Yeah, that's what I remember.

Speaker 3 (22:40):
Perfect remember all that William Wegman photography from the eighties
where he was just like putting wine whiners in dumbass outfits.

Speaker 2 (22:48):
I'm like like that too, like where they have they're
like they are like alpine skiers, you know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (22:55):
Yeah, I think there's but the the there's like a
tragic backstory. When I look at an old racing dog, though, I'm.

Speaker 2 (23:01):
Always like, oh, I'm talking about the ones that look
like they've never raced in their life, you know, like
they like wear poofy coats and they walk away. They're
like the fancy lady from Oliver and Company, that fancy dog.

Speaker 3 (23:13):
That's like, why should I worry? Why should I care?

Speaker 1 (23:17):
I know, I'm just talking a picture of a tweet
like from Eric. Yeah, that's these dogs are the villains
in a movie where a Golden Retriever wins the snowboarding tournament.

Speaker 2 (23:29):
That's literally the picture I had in my head.

Speaker 1 (23:32):
Yep, yeah, that's amazing. All right, Well I think we
I think we did it. I think you nailed it.

Speaker 2 (23:38):
Okay, thank god, big dog, Thank thank you.

Speaker 3 (23:42):
Thank Jesse.

Speaker 1 (23:43):
Think the big dog upstairs. That is what I call Jesse. Jesse,
Hey the big dog upstairs. Man, you've been saved by
the big dog upstairs. Let's take a quick break. We'll
come back. We'll talk about the news, and we're back.

Speaker 2 (24:09):
Wait, can I talk about your voice, because you've been
doing this little voice and I'm like, we're no, it's
your Yeah, that's what like men sound like as they age,
that's what you're gonna sound like.

Speaker 1 (24:21):
And like, oh no, I was trying to sound like
a little boy who was like sad about going through p.

Speaker 2 (24:27):
I know like that. It sounds like radio.

Speaker 1 (24:31):
Okay, deep dive in America share consci Yeah that's who
I had since you guy, we are literally going to
talk about the news though, because CBS Evening News the
takeover the only news I watch. Takeover has happened. Now
very Vice has taken over CBS News, and you know

(24:54):
she spiked that sixty minute story Miles. Did you notice
that story over the break?

Speaker 3 (24:59):
Oh yeah, that was like the one about ice or something.

Speaker 1 (25:01):
Yeah, there were and then then then it got leaked.
Sixty minutes did a deep dive into like one of
the I think Venezuela in prisons where people salvadoran.

Speaker 2 (25:12):
Yeah, Salvador salvadorn okay, mixing up South American countries. We're
fucking with South.

Speaker 1 (25:18):
Yeah, sorry, sorry, one of the two. I don't know.
And yeah, it was harrowing, really fucked up sixty minutes,
like reported it for six months, got like got it
through legal and then she did you see the term
they kept using didn't describe it. She spiked it. Remember
when I used to use that term? He goes. You
and Anna Josy were like, what the fuck are you

(25:39):
talking about? Spike the story? I spiked them. Yeah, where
she wouldn't let it come out, and she claimed that
it was because this story doesn't move the football forward,
oh something for the administration.

Speaker 2 (25:52):
That is insane.

Speaker 1 (25:54):
She was like, people already have reported this once before. Meanwhile,
you like shut down CBS for a whole weekend to
promote fucking her Erica Kirk interview, where she did ask
the same questions that she's been asked three thousand times
already on Fox.

Speaker 2 (26:14):
News, Right, Sorr, I'm gonna need I'm sorry, I'm gonna
need a closer up of Erica's dead eyes. Can we
just zoom in on those.

Speaker 3 (26:21):
Cuts that people were doing, like her eyes when she's
like turns it on and you're like, what the fuck is.

Speaker 2 (26:26):
Yeah, there's like a TikTok trend of like an acting
trend of like actors like go from loving someone to
hating them without moving your face and It's like Erica
Kirk's face the entire time as soon as they mentioned
Candice Owens and then it changed and I was like,
oh my god, yeah, oh wow, it was like so creepy.

Speaker 3 (26:45):
Yeah, so what they first It was the first step
I saw the thing where Tony Dekoppel was like, worry,
this is not news anymore.

Speaker 1 (26:54):
So Tony de Coppel, the only way I knew him
is he was the one who was like trying to
fuck with kinda has he coached about Israel during that
CBS Morning's interview. Yeah, he was like doing a bad
job just being like come, oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (27:09):
Well he was like, there's stuff in your book that
would be found in an extremist backpack. And he's like,
oh so they're not extremists then, are they.

Speaker 1 (27:16):
Yeah, he stayed on point. He was like, he was great.

Speaker 3 (27:20):
I saw an interview with him talking about it after
the fact and he's like, I didn't think it was
going to turn into that.

Speaker 1 (27:25):
But he's like the thing.

Speaker 3 (27:26):
Luckily, because I am a learned person, I've done the
research and I know what I'm talking about. So when
someone wants to come in with these flimsy ass talking
points like we can do.

Speaker 1 (27:35):
That both of the So this he was given the
role because he he loved Israel. He's been given the
role as the new CBS evening news anchor again, a
position like held by Walter Cronkite, the most famous news
anchor maybe of all time. And he so people were like,
I don't know, man, you got big shoes to fill.

(27:57):
And he said, I'm going to be more accountable and
more transparent than Walter Cronkite. So he's like, you think
Kronkite was good, dude, sucks more like gobshite. Are you serious, dude?

Speaker 2 (28:11):
I'm reading about his personal life. He has two children
of his first wife and they all they live in Israel.

Speaker 3 (28:18):
Yeah, so that was that warmed Barie Weiss's heart because
obviously the Ellisons are also like Zionists, and they're like, hey,
how do we like completely just like contort our coverage
to sort of be this way, and she's like, okay,
first we're going to elevate Tony de Koppel, the most
uninteresting news anchor of all time.

Speaker 2 (28:35):
I think she did that because of the ton of Yeah,
it's like the girl who got her fucking trans ta
fired and now it's like anyone who causes harm to
like people trying to a national selection?

Speaker 1 (28:53):
Yeah, did that ta end up getting fired?

Speaker 2 (28:59):
Remember wrests review of it.

Speaker 1 (29:01):
But I like this quote from an independent article about it.
They said many staffers at CBS News are not thrilled
with editor in chief Barry Weist tapping Tony Dekoppel as
the next anchor of the network's flagship nightly news broadcast,
describing the CBS morning host as a quote mediocre, straight
white man who only got the job because his views

(29:24):
aligned with wisness. Anyways, he had his chance to shut
everybody the full up. Okay, how are we pronouncing his
name to copaha?

Speaker 2 (29:34):
But I'm also thrown I thought it was Barry Weiss.

Speaker 1 (29:37):
Is that okay, Barry Barrie?

Speaker 3 (29:40):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (29:41):
I just refused to pronounce your name correctly.

Speaker 2 (29:44):
Also, I thought it was lesbian sellout. That's how you
pronounced it. She's like, no, we're not like the other conservatives.

Speaker 1 (29:54):
So in this, in this interview or in this it's
not an interview, by the way, an interview would be
understandable if he was like thrown off his game or
something like that. We already saw that he can't really
hang in one of those in this opening to the broadcast,
which involves reading what's on the prompter, he fucks up

(30:18):
so bad he like it. Really, it's reminding me of
the moments in a body switching comedy, like right after
the kid who doesn't know what the photo into the
body of the adult, Like.

Speaker 3 (30:34):
Yeah, yeah, just being like what Jambie of the curse?
I don't know how to play guitar. Okay, here's Tony
Kakopple just launching hard, launching the new CBS name.

Speaker 1 (30:44):
I want to I want to also just like pay
attention to how he's doing before he sucks up, Like,
look at how body language look He liked in a
weird way.

Speaker 3 (30:56):
Yeah, it's as if they put like a photo of
his mother in a bathing suit, like on the teleprion.

Speaker 4 (31:00):
Is that?

Speaker 3 (31:01):
Hold on, where's the this is confused mimosphere.

Speaker 5 (31:04):
With Maduro now out, that base of power and influence
could be out too, all right to other news, as
you just heard from Jill.

Speaker 1 (31:11):
Well to other news.

Speaker 5 (31:12):
Now to Governor Walls, No, we're gonna do Mark Kelly,
Mark Kelly gra first day, big problems here, Uh what are.

Speaker 1 (31:21):
We going to Kelly? Here are we going to go
Mark Kelly, it's just picture.

Speaker 5 (31:29):
Or Kelly possibly demoted from his retire He found the
problem in the Navy. Hesat issued what's known as a
letter of censure for the Arizona Democrat over his participation
in a video that called on service members to define
called act of Edition.

Speaker 1 (31:45):
Now we go to Minnesota.

Speaker 3 (31:47):
Now we go and then look at this like photo
of Tim Walls to like he's disheveled. I'm like, oh,
you're doing the full Fox News thing now. It's like
if it's a Democrat, like the Mark Kelly, we're.

Speaker 1 (31:56):
Going to Kelly, We're going to yeah, yeah, the photos
of Mark. Because there's five photos of Mark Kelly up there.

Speaker 2 (32:04):
What did he say? Like big problems here? What was
the first first day problem?

Speaker 3 (32:09):
Like we know, so this is in the first episode
of this show. I think people are fucking with you
inside the show, probably by.

Speaker 1 (32:19):
You're the fuck up, You're you're fucking this up? It
really I don't know. Everything that they've done since she
took over has felt like true, like a they like
an eighties movie where they put a school morning announcement
crew in charge of CBS News or something like everything

(32:40):
sucks so bad, it's so good because.

Speaker 3 (32:42):
The thing the guiding principle isn't journalistic integrity, it's are
you malleable enough ideologically or rather you have no like
ideological sort of standards yourself that you'll say anything on
air and just be a mouthpiece for propaganda. And that's
pert Wait.

Speaker 2 (32:57):
I just heard on like watching I saw like Hassan
Piker talk about like there's like this old joke of
like CIA like talking to the KGB and they're like, hey,
we love your propaganda. And the KGB is like, oh,
we love your propaganda. And the CIA agent's like what
propaganda because they're like, so propaganda and that's what this

(33:19):
like all feels like. It's like it's it's so crazy
that they're like it's working. Like it's like they've CBS
is even their fucking sitcoms are like this Indian dude
playing an Afghani guy thanking a soldier for killing his family, Like, yeah,

(33:40):
it's finally come to fruition with the news at least.

Speaker 1 (33:43):
All right, onto this new game we're playing called guess
what Trump is talking about in this speech.

Speaker 3 (33:48):
I can't don't read the text of what I've written,
but just look at these four images, folks, He's I
don't know what the fuck he's talking about.

Speaker 1 (33:56):
He is going through a full space.

Speaker 2 (33:58):
I think he's describing the plot of Marty Supreme.

Speaker 3 (34:04):
So this was from a policy retreat at the Kennedy
Trump Center or whatever the fuck it is now, and
he was talking about the legislative focus for midterms, and
this isn't this clip isn't exactly what he's talking about.
I just want to get this part out because he
said something during this thing that absolutely blew these lawmakers
out of their chairs. When he was like, you guys,

(34:25):
we got to be flexible on the High Amendment, which
is the amendment that creates restrictions against federal funds going
to Obamacare funded healthcare plans covering abortion. So he's telling
he's like, he's like, look y'all, we gotta we gotta
let this shit go, like or we're gonna get fucking cooked.
I'm like, damn he some is he actually hearing some
of the actual numbers and reacting to them.

Speaker 2 (34:46):
The people that just has like a mistress somewhere, is it?

Speaker 1 (34:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (34:51):
The anti choice people like we are we've been abandoned,
and if Trump goes through with this, they will surely
lose in November. But this image specifically is like right
before that, he goes on to talk about how I
guess I would even say, just listen, I will I'll
give you a context. He basically is like, Milannia won't
let me dance.

Speaker 2 (35:11):
This is about.

Speaker 1 (35:14):
I want to be more effusive. I want to really
Yeah what she gets it?

Speaker 2 (35:27):
And my wife, by the way.

Speaker 3 (35:31):
No, there was like a jump cut there, but like
it was just he like exhausted himself from just those
light movies, like, okay, where was I Milagna.

Speaker 1 (35:41):
Hates when I do this.

Speaker 2 (35:43):
My wife said here, she's a.

Speaker 1 (35:47):
She hasn't talked to so unpresidential. I believe this though,
but I did become president. She hates when I dance.
She hates when she said, everybody wants.

Speaker 2 (35:59):
Me to darling, it's not presidential.

Speaker 1 (36:03):
That's his impression of his Could you imagine FDR dancing?
She said that to me, Oh, because he had polio?

Speaker 2 (36:10):
But what the fuck?

Speaker 3 (36:13):
I think?

Speaker 1 (36:13):
But that's just how like she lacks total knowledge of history.
So she goes, could you, uh, the like, FDR? Who
should I compare you to? Yes, FDR? Do you know
he had polio? I don't think he was. I mean
he might Wait do you think do you.

Speaker 2 (36:28):
Think Milania's double actually told him that or that it
was just he was making this up for the crowd.

Speaker 3 (36:34):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (36:35):
I mean, like I feel like Malania's doubles coming in,
she's a Cia plant. They're just like, we need this
motherfucker to stop dancing. It's incredibility. Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (36:46):
Again, that was That's how his brain goes through. I'm
dancing and my wife doesn't like it, and then I'm.

Speaker 1 (36:54):
Seventy nine.

Speaker 2 (36:55):
You must be hospitalized again.

Speaker 1 (36:57):
Yeah, you need another you need to ace an their
cognitive exactly what I mean. He seems like he's out
of his fucking mind.

Speaker 3 (37:06):
Yeah, yeah, And I mean like with all the ship
with Venezuela to You're just like this truly is like
I don't even you don't even know what his ideas
are anymore, like he because I don't believe in his
capacity to like have a real idea more like that
he's able to be talked into ship and luckily just
wanted just.

Speaker 1 (37:25):
Like that for a while. Yeah, he's always like silly
faces and just being like like I.

Speaker 2 (37:32):
Liked Trump's first album.

Speaker 1 (37:34):
I know that's when he was real. That's when he
when he wore the leather. When he's in that crowd.

Speaker 2 (37:38):
Come on, all right, do we know who's running Venezuela yet?

Speaker 1 (37:47):
Trump did say recently, well.

Speaker 2 (37:50):
They keep saying Miles. Yeah, they keep saying like, well
we're they The more people ask like who is the
go to person, the more they avoid it, like Marco Rubio,
Like they don't say, like who in our administration is?
They'll just royal, you know.

Speaker 3 (38:10):
But he's also said he's like, it could be Rubio,
gild be Stephen Miller. And then he's like, but ultimately
it lies with me. So he said those names and
then just came back to Trump, He's like, and it's
all me. But while that's happening on the American side
and the US, we continue the sharad of freedom making,
despite how out in the open the intentions of Trump
are oil and rare earth.

Speaker 2 (38:32):
When he almost died of COVID mmm, I.

Speaker 1 (38:39):
Yeah, yeah, there again.

Speaker 3 (38:44):
They he still does trying to figure out like who
do we award puppet president to? And that has been
the big thing. And we talked recently about how the
Nobel Peace Prize winner Maria Karina Machado basically sealed her
fate by not immediately handing over her prize to Trump.
But despite all that talk of how she's in no
way close to getting the endorsement, she hasn't stopped trying.
And she recently went on Hannity basically and Handity like

(39:08):
soft baldy to be like, all right, girl, I'm gonna
give you a shot. Okay, let's do it. I'm gonna
ask you you think you're gonna give this signal Trump?

Speaker 4 (39:16):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (39:16):
And her answer is just kind of like, can't fully
be like, oh, hell yeah.

Speaker 1 (39:20):
She's like, you know, kind of won right.

Speaker 3 (39:23):
Did you want any point offer to give him the
Nobel Peace Prize that that actually happened.

Speaker 2 (39:27):
I had read that somewhere.

Speaker 1 (39:29):
I wasn't sure if it was true.

Speaker 6 (39:32):
Well, it hasn't happened yet, but I certainly would uh
love to to be able to personally tell him that
we believe the Venison people because it's a surprise of
Avanisan people. Certainly want to give it to him and
share it with him what has he has done? As
I said, I'm sure.

Speaker 1 (39:51):
He'd be I'm sure that'd be just as good. He'd
be cool to he loves sharing, he loves.

Speaker 2 (39:56):
Even Like there's how like I don't like, does he
just want the trophy?

Speaker 1 (40:04):
Like yes, yeah, literally, So then why.

Speaker 2 (40:08):
Doesn't she just give him the trophy?

Speaker 3 (40:10):
I not understand you could you could have all your
dreams because.

Speaker 1 (40:16):
Idiot, they're all so dumb.

Speaker 3 (40:19):
I mean, and she's done everything, you know, like she
told Trump, She's like, dude, come through, dude, take all
of our oil and ship. Dude, it's all good. We
love that kind of liberation. Give me a toy. I
want your toy. Give me your toy. But again, like
this is just becoming more and more clear that this
is just a greedy, oligarchical oil grab because now Trump

(40:39):
is saying that American taxpayers could foot the bill for
oil companies, like they're revamping of Venezuela.

Speaker 1 (40:45):
Oh yeah, this's gonna pay for the US running we
are oh we.

Speaker 3 (40:50):
Are not from your own like what presuming this happens, right, So,
this is what Trump is saying, quote, a tremendous amount
of money will have to be spent, and the oil
companies will spend it and then they'll get reimbursed by
US or through revenue. And right now, the energy Secretary
Chris Wright. He's like apparently gonna meet with the representatives
of Chevron, Conico, Phillips, Exceon Mobile, and the Golden Sacks Energy,

(41:10):
Clean Tech and Utilities Conference at the Golden Sacks Energy
Conference in Miami this week, So they're fully gonna get
all the fucking gas and oil lobby goons together and
be like, hey, you wanna fucking carve this thing up?

Speaker 1 (41:23):
All right, let's see.

Speaker 3 (41:24):
If you do that.

Speaker 1 (41:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (41:25):
Wait, I was gonna save this for the media thing later.
But there's this tweet that I saw that's at Strike
Underscore dr and I think it's a screenshot of somebody
else's meme, but it's like a person scratching their hair
because they have like Dan Druss, and it's like I
have oily hair. And then it's just a bunch of
like US soldiers planting their f in the person's hair.

Speaker 1 (41:45):
Actual Jesus Christ.

Speaker 3 (41:48):
Yeah, yeah, I mean this it's just so transparent, And
like you see people like Paul Singer, who's a billionaire
who gives a ton of money to Trump. He's like
he's I think he bought Conico Phillips at a cut
rate because of the embargoes and sanctions against Venezuela, and
he stands to make so much money. Like this is
all purely about these guys setting themselves up to like

(42:10):
secure a fortune in a post Trump America, Like is it?
What the fuck is what are they thinking? Like they're
not thinking about right now. These people are trying to
line their pockets as quickly as fucking possible before the
fucking clock runs out.

Speaker 2 (42:22):
I literally I'm like, I'm so surprised they haven't found
a way to just turn like find get a machine
that's like a human meat grinder into gold. Yet, Like
that's literally like all they've been doing. He said that
he told the oil companies before.

Speaker 3 (42:38):
Yeah, and they were It's funny too because they were like, no,
he didn't tell us before. That's where I'm like, I'm
having a hard time believing, Like the oil companies like
that we didn't know, we didn't hear.

Speaker 2 (42:48):
I mean they're usually so honest.

Speaker 3 (42:49):
Yeah, yeah, absolutely, I mean they were so honest about
climate change from them.

Speaker 2 (42:52):
I'm just buying a bunch of extra don dish so
to try to do what I can to.

Speaker 1 (42:56):
Put on a poor done.

Speaker 3 (42:59):
But yeah, I'm wash my hair with to keep the
US while out. He's like, yeah, but you're by shit
is real fucking dry. It actually creates more danger because
my scalp is so dried up. But yeah, I mean
like somehow we've become like a more grotesque nation. I mean,
like aside from the legality and the lawlessness of it all,
Like this is putting a huge target on America's back.

(43:21):
And like Scandinavian countries are already making proclamations. They're like, bro,
if they try to pull up on Greenland, like we
will defend the Danish homies, like Sweden stands with you,
Finland stands with you. Denmark is basically saying if they
come for Greenland, that is the end of fucking NATO,
Like that, what the fuck are we talking about?

Speaker 1 (43:38):
Like you're gonna we're over here.

Speaker 2 (43:40):
Like okay, but we also stand with you. Get us out,
like please, yeah, stop someone invade us? Please?

Speaker 4 (43:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (43:48):
I mean, like even for all the talk of like
we're running it now, it's like none of this is
going to be easy, you know, like there's no one
is like, oh my god, we're so ready to embrace
this Trump regime. At best, Trump cans out and moves
on because of like the global pressure and acts like
nothing happened, and at worst, all these freaks that are
in his ear looking for a way to line their pockets,

(44:09):
like we'll get him to actually trade blows with allies
or something. It's it's not like not a good menu
of options right now.

Speaker 1 (44:16):
No, yeah, it seems bad. It seems bad over yeah, yeah, yeah,
it's no, no, it's no. Let's uh, let's take a
quick break. We'll come back. We'll talk about Stranger Things

(44:37):
and we're back. And we're back and we're back. We're back,
We're back, and we we we can look forward to
a lot more comedy from me as I descend into dementia,
go deeper. So Stranger Things to the people, Girl, beautiful
Girl dancers, people with no New Year's Eve plans were

(45:03):
were treated to the series finalees Stranger Things dropped on
December thirty. First, it did knock Netflix offline for a minute,
because they really do that. They do it every single time,
like they could have fixed it five times ago. But
they they love it when people are like, oh my god,

(45:23):
Netflix crashed just as it hits one am.

Speaker 2 (45:26):
Of course, did you guys, did you guys see when
that happened with the like the Love Is Blind reunion
they did it live. That shit was crazy.

Speaker 3 (45:36):
Yeah, it was a mess.

Speaker 1 (45:37):
Yeah. Sometimes they just fuck up jenuinely, like whenever they
tried to do live sports and it's like, uh, this
has been frozen for five minutes.

Speaker 2 (45:45):
It's because they've been like they've been uh pigeon sending
like DVD's back and forth to like update the computers
in their little envelopes.

Speaker 3 (45:55):
They're like, fuck, that was a man, did you we
missed the We didn't we talk about that?

Speaker 1 (46:00):
Jake Paul.

Speaker 2 (46:04):
Shattered that meme was so great?

Speaker 1 (46:06):
Oh man, just when it was a.

Speaker 3 (46:08):
Good knockout too. It was satisfying. But that guy Anthony
Josh was in a terrible car.

Speaker 2 (46:15):
Yeah, that was really sad. Like a week later, it's
like we can't even have one like thing, like it
has to be ruined. Did Jake Paul put the hit out?
Like what happened?

Speaker 3 (46:24):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (46:24):
I don't know, But anyway you would know you're the
assassin policy and tell us how would you have done it?
Would you take?

Speaker 3 (46:30):
Don't act like you don't know? Does he?

Speaker 2 (46:35):
I learned from the Diddy documentary Okay, how to kill people.

Speaker 1 (46:44):
The biography.

Speaker 2 (46:48):
Are like, what medium would you recommend?

Speaker 1 (46:50):
I'm like, oh O J.

Speaker 2 (46:51):
Simpsons.

Speaker 1 (46:56):
So they did drop it in movie theaters, which is
giving me some It's weird. So they keep doing this.
They will put their like films out or like an
episode of their shows out in movie theaters. It will
do well, like this one apparently made twenty five and
between twenty five and thirty million dollars, but they like
won't report it, like they don't want to admit that

(47:16):
they're doing well in theaters because they want theaters to
be dead.

Speaker 2 (47:20):
Yeah right, This is like me with the gym. I'm like, yeah,
I'm feeling better whatever, Like it's.

Speaker 3 (47:26):
Fine, right, right, isn't it good?

Speaker 2 (47:28):
I don't want to talk about it?

Speaker 1 (47:30):
Kind of over it.

Speaker 2 (47:31):
Yeah, Actually I think I should try eating ice cream again.

Speaker 3 (47:34):
I think that's so happy.

Speaker 1 (47:36):
That's the first time. Maybe, yeah, that you're ready? So
the finale itself, Miles, you watched it, Paul, Are you
a stranger thing?

Speaker 2 (47:46):
Okay, I'm gonna be honest. I was a stranger thing
and then there were like too many Zionists. So I'm
like building myself back up to watch the last.

Speaker 1 (47:58):
You know what I mean? And snap of it all.

Speaker 2 (48:01):
I have to get my head out of that aspect.
I was just like sick of it.

Speaker 3 (48:05):
No, I was definitely having visceral reactions to seeing Brett
Gilman like all the times, fucking insane Gilman. But yeah,
the finale was I don't know for me, like I
think it kind of because they go they this isn't
a spoiler, like obviously throughout they're gonna have like little
flashbacks where you see like season one, and that's when
I was like, it was if they could have just

(48:26):
gotten more seasons out of like maybe three years out
of these kids' lives, I would have been more on board.
Like the aging with them thing. I just did was
not feeling it as much. But again, how about.

Speaker 2 (48:36):
There was like a meme of like Millie Bobby Brown
looking confused but like her lips were pursed in like.

Speaker 3 (48:42):
Such as also like the Bummer two, like because she
got all this botox and shit done and like you're
you're such a young pop botox done?

Speaker 1 (48:49):
Oh yeah, her face?

Speaker 2 (48:51):
Do you not see her face?

Speaker 1 (48:53):
Yeah? I haven't watched it since season one.

Speaker 3 (48:55):
There's so many memes where it's just for like face
and they're saying like they're putting some dramas dialogue capture yeah.

Speaker 2 (49:01):
And her literally yeah, And that was also.

Speaker 3 (49:04):
A bummer two to watch because I'm like, damn, man,
look at these this, like look what show business did
to these like young people too. I'm like, ah, fuck,
what is this?

Speaker 1 (49:11):
They know?

Speaker 2 (49:12):
It's also like I that's also becoming more and more
true for me, and like just watching anything is like
if it's a person who has like a lot of
work done, like too much or very obvious or poor
plastic surgeon, it takes me out of it. I'm like
I missed fucking the nineties where there were like character
actors who look fucked up and I loved them.

Speaker 1 (49:32):
It's not even look just normal people like again, like
a person that is an age, Yeah you know.

Speaker 3 (49:39):
It's also like every dude has to be ripped and
every like every female lead needs to be so full
fucking strike yeah.

Speaker 1 (49:48):
Yeah, yeah, you don't know.

Speaker 2 (49:49):
But like that's the other thing is like the guys,
like I can't tell as much when they've had stuff done,
Like sometimes you can, but it's not as frequent, but
they have to be like insanely ripped, which you could
be like like okay, you can achieve that naturally or whatever.
But with like the women, it's like so disheartening because
I'm like, you don't look like a person anymore.

Speaker 1 (50:07):
Wait are the little boys that were in season one?
Are they ripped? Now?

Speaker 4 (50:11):
No?

Speaker 3 (50:11):
No, no, no no, it's absolutely not ripped, Absolutely not
ripped at all.

Speaker 7 (50:15):
Absolutely Why these little stringy arm kids are going to
defeat fucking venor Bro I think so.

Speaker 1 (50:26):
So the finale itself has proven to be a bit
divisive people.

Speaker 2 (50:32):
The one where it looks like the Lincoln Park.

Speaker 1 (50:34):
Song Yeah, a little bit, yeah, I think Wait, which
one are you talking about?

Speaker 2 (50:39):
Like the Lincoln Park music video they have like they'll
have like three images of stranger things in there. It's
like fire. And then there's like the Lincoln Park music
video as well.

Speaker 3 (50:50):
God, okay, oh I've seen people. Yes, yes, yes, yes,
this is the one we're talking about.

Speaker 1 (50:56):
That's the that's the finale. So people wrap rather than
just be despondent, depressed that the show's over, disappointed, as
has there been a mystery box type show like this
where it's like set set up fourteen different really intriguing,

(51:16):
difficult to answer mysteries, and then like Nailed, where they've
like landed the plane on all like in a way
that people were like, yeah, it was actually they fucking
nailed it because they didn't have lost.

Speaker 2 (51:28):
It didn't happen with How I Met Your Mother.

Speaker 1 (51:31):
The Ultimate Mystery Box Show.

Speaker 2 (51:33):
So many loose pissed me off. And that's how you're
saying gravity falls did it? Well, I've things about gravity falls.

Speaker 1 (51:42):
We'll take your word for it. So people are taking
this well, I'm sure that they're there. So they've gotten
instead of getting depressed, they've gotten busy. They've come to
they've come through with the what they're calling the conformity
Gate theory, which claims that the so called last episode
actually ended in a fake reality constructed by the villainous vena.

Speaker 2 (52:05):
Ah, who, like Crampis did the movie. We all know
the ending of cram Yeah, where they all and they
think they're fine, but spoiler, spoiler spoiler, they're all in
like a Christmas snow globe at the end.

Speaker 1 (52:20):
Oh they are. That's the end of Saint Elsewhere, Right.
Isn't that like a famous TV show ending where the
kid like the whole movie was like taking place in
the mind of a child looking at a snow Globe

(52:44):
the most famous movie of all time.

Speaker 3 (52:46):
That is such apt dude, it was just a snow
globe when they did that.

Speaker 1 (52:51):
In one episode of Saved by the Bell was Zach
and the Rippers. Yeah, it was like, dude, Zach's famous.
Now this show is going to be awesome.

Speaker 4 (53:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (53:00):
That was like the one series when Colin Hanks in
Dexter was like the main bad guy and he was
just like hallucinating like the other bad guy, Like, what's
the feeling this long back? Dude, This guy was hallucinating
the whole time.

Speaker 2 (53:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (53:14):
And that not toys b Ig song. It was all
the dream. Yeah, it was like this whole album.

Speaker 2 (53:20):
Yeah, Word Up Magazine was a dream.

Speaker 1 (53:22):
Yeah. I used to hold damn thing. Maybe we're all
part of his dream. Oh my god. So Netflix has
teased a big announcement today January seventh, and so conformity Gators,
not the like crocodile gator, but like we're calling them
conformity gate are claiming that you guys were picturing you

(53:46):
guys were picturing conformist alligators.

Speaker 4 (53:49):
I know.

Speaker 2 (53:50):
Yeah, actually I had to clear it, like these fucking
alligators clo gators full sick of Later there you go, gator.

Speaker 1 (54:00):
So they're the conformitigators are claiming that the real episode
will drop today, which I think that would be fucking cool.

Speaker 2 (54:10):
That's why I think it's not gonna happen exactly.

Speaker 1 (54:12):
But like that that is using the Netflix of it
all to your advantage, where you're like, we can drop
a new episode anytime, and like we can claim that
like this is a thing that you know, is all
all done, and then it's like, psych there's a twist
that is this whole extra hour that we're dropping on you.
Like that would be so cool.

Speaker 2 (54:34):
Because Netflix also did WWE raw yesterday and it was
Stranger Things themed, But I'm like, but.

Speaker 1 (54:40):
It's after the release, like whatever, you idiot.

Speaker 2 (54:43):
Yeah, Like they had like the whole setup, and they
had every match was like chapter one the blank versus
the blank, you know, so they set it up like
Stranger Things. But I was like, but didn't everybody who
wanted to see it already watch it?

Speaker 1 (54:59):
Yeah? Sure, sure, Well you got to get people to
keep up. We got we got some clues here, which
usually not a sign of a real world conspiracy because
they don't usually leave you clues. But if they were
doing a TV.

Speaker 2 (55:12):
I did it. If I were to do a team
I wanted to do it.

Speaker 1 (55:15):
Here's how I do it if I show ran it.
So one shot of D and D dice add up
to forty three.

Speaker 2 (55:20):
Oh my god, not fucking numerology.

Speaker 1 (55:23):
So it's pretty I thought I thought it was bad
at first, but look, okay, it ended on the forty
second episode, so they that could be this is the
forty third where we've got the forty third coming out.
Not convinced, Not convinced. Probably a row of books kind
of spells out X a lie hitting at the scenes

(55:44):
in the Dimension X reality were a lie. Oh okay,
still not convinced. Some people pointed out the prevalence of
exit signs were a clue that the reality was fake.
Oh m hmm, just like so in the Truman Show,
if you'll remember, right, there's like also in most public

(56:07):
spaces that adhere to fire codes.

Speaker 4 (56:09):
But people were like, it's like my high school, right, Okay, yeah, okay,
there was a continuity error.

Speaker 1 (56:20):
A handle changed colors.

Speaker 3 (56:22):
So they had a lot of Starbucks had a Starbucks
Starbucks cup.

Speaker 1 (56:28):
Yeah, and that's how they told you. They clue you
in that season was.

Speaker 8 (56:32):
Gonna say it dude, Yeah, the copyright thing is also
that is the right thing is a copy right.

Speaker 1 (56:44):
This is where they lose me. So I'm on board
with Like, if they do drop a new episode like that,
I would think those are great, like very subtle clues
to throw in their room forty two forty three stuff
a TikTok. He is arguing that the final three episodes
were not legally registered by Netflix, which people are like,

(57:08):
so that proves did anyone.

Speaker 2 (57:12):
Check on the TikToker the validity of what the TikToker said?

Speaker 1 (57:16):
Nope? Oh no, no, no, no, no no.

Speaker 3 (57:20):
I trust user at Freaky Stranger Things upside downer uh
to really to really crack the case.

Speaker 1 (57:28):
But like, why would they not register that. It's not
like you would have a different legal status for an episode, true,
why would you? Why would you have a different legal
status for episodes that were like a misdirect.

Speaker 2 (57:44):
Told me that there they had listed more episodes, but
then take it away. So I think there's probably gonna be.

Speaker 3 (57:51):
Another that would actually be a good clue. Just be
like me when you watch and go, man, get the
fuck out of here, what's the show ends? And then
just turn it off and go on with your life
rather than be like it couldn't have.

Speaker 1 (58:02):
Been an l like that.

Speaker 2 (58:04):
I can't not invested in anything.

Speaker 1 (58:06):
No, no, no no.

Speaker 2 (58:07):
I got Lord of the Rings and then I was satisfied.

Speaker 1 (58:10):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (58:10):
I'm like, I got the one thing I cared about
and then now I'm done. Carry all right.

Speaker 1 (58:15):
Victor has some cold water to dump on this as
a stranger thaying as their fans are known, he said,
these conspiracy theoris are dismissing some horrible interviewers from the
creators of the show. One big thing in the finale
is that there were no scary monsters protecting Vekna and
oh shit, this is these are spoilers, but kind anyways,

(58:37):
Basically they responded that like they're throwing shit out. That is,
it reminds you of like Denaris forgetting about the Iron
Fleet at the end of It's just like no, the
creators were just like, I don't know, man, let's just
like get this over.

Speaker 3 (58:53):
He wouldn't he wouldn't have predicted it, but he's all
knowing in these sure man, whatever, dude, get you checking
it out of here. Thanks, thanks the memories, Thanks for
the memory.

Speaker 1 (59:04):
The stranger thing is I'm just saying it would be
cool because it's a show predicated on validating unhinged conspiracy theories,
like it's based on the mon Talk Project conspiracy theory,
and so if they did like make it so that
these conspiracy theories, like they they left a tiny little
trail of breadcrumbs.

Speaker 3 (59:24):
For people, I so happy. It would be dope if
they basically Kendrick Lamar do you and they dropped this
other episode and it was just.

Speaker 1 (59:35):
And you're like, oh no, they dropped again, but.

Speaker 3 (59:38):
That's too hip hop, that's too hip hop's but that
would be the.

Speaker 2 (59:41):
Ultimately, the strangest thing is thinking that they were that thoughtful.
I think that's the strangest things.

Speaker 1 (59:48):
Point.

Speaker 3 (59:48):
Yeah, to Victor's point, it's like, bro, they don't they
were not thinking.

Speaker 2 (59:52):
Maybe the stranger thing was the frustration we built along.

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The way, Paul, we're going out on me, Well, where
can people find you? Follow you?

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We gotta go live again, Miles. This is this is
all making me realize we got to do another. Like
I was just thinking about that. It's been it's been No,
it's been six years. Six years.

Speaker 3 (01:01:38):
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doing in a lack government, stop ciphering a blunt on
the streets of Toronto with twenty people. That was Toronto
was have you been to.

Speaker 2 (01:02:01):
No, I haven't, actually, but I really.

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Toronto man heavy, oh, tool heavy, tools, crow Ski amazing.
Is there a work a media you've been enjoying?

Speaker 2 (01:02:14):
Okay, guys, I don't know how I missed the boat
on this, but I hadn't. I guess I didn't. I
wasn't familiar with his game, but I knew Guillermo del
Toro was amazing and I've seen some of his but
didn't realize it was his stuff. I fucking loved Frankenstein.
I'm like, now I want to go on a Del Toro,

(01:02:35):
like like, I want to watch all of his ship.

Speaker 1 (01:02:37):
Now.

Speaker 2 (01:02:38):
I'm like, let me see you fuck that fish man.
I don't care.

Speaker 1 (01:02:41):
You know you see that one.

Speaker 2 (01:02:43):
I didn't see that. I've made all the jokes about it,
but I never saw it. I know, I heard it's
really good, Like I love and all the things he's
saying in real life about like AI and like how
he takes inspiration from people that he respects, like just
all of it, his whole tour and like everything he's
been doing. I'm like, I fuck with you. That's cool.

Speaker 1 (01:03:03):
Yeah, yeah, I'm trying to think about my favorite my
favorite Del Toro. A question you didn't ask me would
have to be Nightmare Alley. I like to Nightmare Alley
more than I think most people. A little weird. I'm
a little twisted. I haven't seen specific rim for me.
Dogs is that him?

Speaker 3 (01:03:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:03:23):
That's it again.

Speaker 2 (01:03:25):
We all start if you see fucking what is this?

Speaker 1 (01:03:29):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (01:03:29):
Peter Peter Peter Jackson jack He did this fucking crazy
movie in like nineteen ninety one that was insane, Like
they all start out doing like it's really fun to
watch their first like very camp. Is it Dead Alive?

Speaker 1 (01:03:46):
It was like some yeah Dead Alive? Yeah yeah, yeah,
yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:03:49):
It was like I remember watching it in college and
being like this is crazy. I can't believe he made
both of these movies. But it's fun to watch your
favorite director's like earliest works, especially if they're not like people.

Speaker 1 (01:04:02):
Oh of course Palms Labyrinth, he made it. That's a classic. Yeah,
amazing miles. Where can people find you as their work
in India you've been enjoying?

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Day that yeah, it's like a daily thing. It's like
hard to celebrate when it's like every fucking day. But
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link off to a song that we think you might enjoy. Miles,
is there a song that you think that people might enjoy?

Speaker 3 (01:07:12):
Yeah, I think the new track from asapp Rocky punk rocky.

Speaker 2 (01:07:18):
Track.

Speaker 4 (01:07:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:07:18):
Yeah, Well, Nona Ryder is in the video. Many people
in the comments of that are like, damn, she's more
than she is in Stranger Things.

Speaker 1 (01:07:25):
True.

Speaker 3 (01:07:26):
True, true, that it's dope, it's not it's not like
kind of the straightforward rap that he does. There are
people Brian the editor was saying, potentially like Danny Elfman
may have collaborated with him on the music. Oh, it
says no, absolutely, it says his sometime collaborator Danny Elfman
contributed to string arrangements. So what a what a weird

(01:07:46):
album is gonna be? It's gonna be dope, like the
album that's coming out. There's like Jessica Pratt is on
a track. There's a lot of interesting stuff. So check
it out.

Speaker 2 (01:07:54):
To it as soon as possible.

Speaker 3 (01:07:56):
Yeah, And he was also even in if I had likes,
I would kick you, yeah, as soon as possible.

Speaker 1 (01:08:01):
As soon as possible, Rocky. All right, well, we will
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