Pocket Full Of Billies

This week it’s all about the power of Billies, a resurgent United, wild speculation about Pep’s divorce and Joao Pedro’s heart!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:05):
It's crystal night and the mood is right, going to
have some fun. Three points or one tg, I see,
Thank god it's crystals exactly. Shout out to the fucking crystals.
Shout out to the minerals of the earth that imbue
the team with power.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
Anyway, it's match week twenty four in the Premier League
and it's time to go around the table.

Speaker 3 (00:29):
Chris Martin, just go.

Speaker 4 (00:31):
I don't need fuck it, we don't even need a
word count.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
Just go get you how you get yourself?

Speaker 4 (00:35):
Some billies, Yeah, get yourself some billy Crystal's lad come
oo you so they did? Yeah, sure they did.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
Billies love that cot Yeah, get yourself.

Speaker 4 (00:49):
Some billies full of billies yeah, man points guarantee. How
do we make how they made the l a girl
thing a bit more glad the case?

Speaker 3 (01:01):
Some billies.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
Man, Man, when you text us that you.

Speaker 3 (01:09):
My son, my son came down and was like, Daddy
ordered those.

Speaker 4 (01:12):
I'm I just touch them.

Speaker 3 (01:13):
Billies man, just touched them. Tell yeah fuck yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:18):
Extra was someone who I forget whoever on Blue Sky
messaged you saying that you cause dogget you.

Speaker 3 (01:24):
Activated dorg Oh yeah yeah, cla.

Speaker 4 (01:26):
We have ever the sound effect you activate?

Speaker 1 (01:28):
Oh you mean activating doorg allow me hold on? Because
the shout out to the super producer, Brian the editor
for this one where the hold on it's was it activated?

Speaker 3 (01:38):
Thanks?

Speaker 4 (01:40):
After bringing the crystals on, we managed to I managed
to activate do he's.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
Deactivated? Yeah, damn Billies, Bro, that's a fucking man. Shout
out to you for that one. That's clutch we need.
This is the kind of ship people really need to realize.
Is the fucking genius part of this. Obviously we're saying
next level things about football, but it's the fucking banter man,
it's calling crystals billies now. Ah, that shit is dope.

(02:08):
That's I'm telling you man, that's I love that.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
I'm already like another level in. I got a pocket
full of copies of my Giant or whatever. You know,
you're just thinking of Billy Crystal credits.

Speaker 3 (02:19):
I can para right right right? Oh my god?

Speaker 1 (02:22):
What was the one where he played the oh forget Paris?
Was that forget when he played the NBA rep for sure?

Speaker 3 (02:27):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, running scared.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
Yeah, We're we're like dancing around his most famous films,
like we're like, what is most obscure films anyway, Jamel Johnson,
your feelings, your thoughts, your emotions.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
You know what came to my mind. Chateau thirty nine.
You know the bowling alley in Koreatown. No, well yeah, yeah,
there's a bowling.

Speaker 3 (02:47):
Ally in Koreatown.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
It's huge.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
And just this week I totally forgot how fun it
is to watch Premier League football kind of like but no,
like literally like going both you know.

Speaker 1 (02:59):
When you bowling so little?

Speaker 2 (03:02):
Right, Okay, every time I go, I forget how fun
it is. And every time I go it's a fucking blast.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
Well, I thing to remember. We call it Shadow Lanes,
and you think it's like c h you think it's
the French word of shat too, but it's just s
h a t t oh shadow. It's chateau, just the
squa I said thing for I think for I just
want la non la people to know. That's just the
funny part about Chateau Lanes is it's spelled s h
a t t oh shadow.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
Long story short, Week twenty four was a goddamn blast.
I forgot how funny this ship was. Yeah, and there
there might have been some people active in solicitation.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
I feel like that also happens in the Premier League.
It's a lot of parallels.

Speaker 4 (03:40):
Can I just say not to pull a part your analogy,
but I'm bowling.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
I will say, you're about to pull it apart.

Speaker 4 (03:48):
I'm gonna, I'm gonna.

Speaker 3 (03:50):
I'm gonna pluck a few feathers off.

Speaker 4 (03:53):
When you go bowling, you're like, I forgot I fund
this is for two games. That's my third game. That's
one game too many. But the difference this weekend is
every game. I thought the City Tottenham game was going
to be one game. I was going the third guess
too many.

Speaker 3 (04:08):
I threw out my arm a little bit. And you
know that the rental shoes are getting a little better.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
You start trying to do the spin thing, like, yeah,
give me a little follow through. Look at your release point, man,
that's what's going in the gutter.

Speaker 3 (04:20):
It's like a fifty seven year old virgin, just one
of those guys I've been in my whole life.

Speaker 1 (04:23):
No, those guys, fuck, okay, they do who a little
bowling a perfect fingers can do. Yeah, in the seventies,
because that was probably a way that like he he look,
he avoided the draft.

Speaker 4 (04:35):
He's going to too eighty.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
Yeah, he avoided the Vietnam Draft, and he bowled a
perfect game.

Speaker 3 (04:39):
That was a great way to get as in the
seventies these days at them.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
Yeah, well, because maybe I'm basing that off a kingpin
in which I like to believe that is one.

Speaker 3 (04:46):
Yeah right, you're telling me.

Speaker 4 (04:48):
If you went on someone's daying profile and the first
thing it said is I've scored to eighty, he wouldn't
be a little bit.

Speaker 3 (04:55):
It would have been fifty percent. Get a little wed
on downstairs. Well as a man, my I would shrink in.

Speaker 1 (05:01):
The presence of a man like that because their prowess
is so obvious.

Speaker 3 (05:05):
As I may say, people confident in ourselves and yeah, yeah,
you know what it is.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
I suck at bowling, That's what, bro. The only time
I've played really good at bowling is when I've abused xanax.
Oh okay, okay, some loosening up the muscles a little.

Speaker 3 (05:22):
I might be so anxious.

Speaker 1 (05:23):
I'm like, Man, I suck every That's what I say
every time I roll the ball.

Speaker 3 (05:27):
That's probably my first problem for sure.

Speaker 4 (05:30):
One of the bumpers up, mate, come on, get the bumpers.

Speaker 5 (05:33):
I got I still, bro, I'm pausing the little metal
thing down the middle, which.

Speaker 2 (05:38):
Is literally how this season is going for us. They're
putting up the guards, blowing points.

Speaker 3 (05:44):
But we're moving forward. We're moving forward. Hey, guess what. Sorry,
we've removed the guards the bumpers for the other matches.
But it is what it is.

Speaker 2 (05:53):
People are getting freaking out, you know, like freaking out,
getting a little too upset about their pedro. Yeah, Harrison, Oh,
you know when somebody throws a gutter ball and then
they like, your friend's girlfriend gets really mad that she
threw a gutterball.

Speaker 3 (06:07):
Damn, I just met her. I don't know how to
respond to this.

Speaker 1 (06:10):
Are we having like marital arguments already? Anyway, let's get
into it. So the last the last match we all
watched and really pat our eye on, was the Spurs
City match. That's where City was hosting Spurs, usually a
place where teams go to walk away with a complimentary
three points with.

Speaker 3 (06:27):
Every stay at Tottenhahawkspurs Stadium.

Speaker 1 (06:30):
They started off man City looked fucking I was like,
here we go, bro eleven minute Turkey just wasn't even
fucking trying. I was like, what the fuck the guy?
I started getting angry. I'm like, come off, Spurs, you
got your cause. No better than this shit easy ass goal.
Semno another fucking goal. And I was thinking, I'm like,
this would be funny if he scored another winner against them,
But for a second it may have been. But then

(06:52):
the second half comes and it's a completely different story.
Like this was like the Yin and Yang match where
they were like, yeah, we'll be our best and worst
in opposite taves and then was just have a draft.

Speaker 3 (07:03):
It was. It was a weird gut. I was watching it.

Speaker 4 (07:07):
I watched the first half fully and I was like,
I was like this, I'm honestly, I think I was
texting you. I thought Frank was going to get sacked
at half time. It was so bad. It was so bad.
And even though I remember, which I don't know what
the co commentary was on the American on YouTube TV
or whatever, but like Donna Rumor clipped a ball out
to a player and he just started laughing at how
bad the press was.

Speaker 3 (07:27):
From on he just went. He just started laughing and going.

Speaker 4 (07:30):
And then the main commentary was like a room is
not good with fit, and he just laughed and he
was like, mate, you could have done that.

Speaker 3 (07:37):
You could have done that to the other commentary. That's
how bad they were.

Speaker 4 (07:40):
Was it Lee Hendry?

Speaker 2 (07:41):
Me?

Speaker 4 (07:41):
It might have been Lee Hendry anyway, so bad And
then I was in my head. I was texting you guys.
I was like, I was going, you know, he's like
eternally hopeful. I was like, maybe they'll tomm can't be
this bad. And I know, manc have been bad and
second half and I only saw the stat they haven't
scored a goal in the second the second half of
a game this year, Yeah, which is crazy.

Speaker 3 (08:03):
And then so then we go, we've got to talk.

Speaker 4 (08:05):
About the first nine key gool though, because that that just.

Speaker 3 (08:07):
Caused Rodriys haven't absolutely melt down.

Speaker 1 (08:09):
I love I love the sudden upstanding citizen of the
Premier League. Fucking Rodrie. Yeah, talking about people are getting away?
Where are the rules?

Speaker 4 (08:18):
Being a man?

Speaker 1 (08:19):
Bro, you're you You could have been fucking sent off
in this match if Guardiola was like, well, get his
ass off the fucking field because he had head loss
within that first half already. Somehow do you think Jef
and that was a foul though, I mean, you can't
kick through them, man, Yeah, but guess what fuck no?
I mean, look, I'm telling you to the camera that

(08:39):
ship is a foul. However, where I'm at, hey, that's
a fucking That's the cleanest goal I've ever seen.

Speaker 2 (08:46):
It's one of those ones. They didn't call it because
it was in the box. Yeah, Spurs haven't done anything
all day. We gotta give them one.

Speaker 3 (08:53):
It was a little bit of a little bit of
a charity case jump that one.

Speaker 1 (08:56):
I was surprised because I was looking and I was like,
because it went through a var review, right, wasn't you
know they did?

Speaker 2 (09:02):
Yeah? Yeah, and I don't think they stopped. He didn't
hit the box, but.

Speaker 1 (09:08):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, And I was like, oh, maybe, but
thank fuck for that. Again, thank god it's crystals because.

Speaker 4 (09:14):
I also when that happened, do you know what the
crystals off you room for You just sort of carry
them with you all times mentally, So.

Speaker 1 (09:22):
I like them. Yeah, we got to change the rules
to adapt our lifestyle, you know what I mean. They
were like, well, they say you should be, but my
beliefs are that once you do activate them, they're activated
for the match.

Speaker 4 (09:33):
That's the whole weekend.

Speaker 3 (09:33):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. Yeah. So then the second goal,
Oh my god, I gotta give it up to you,
Dominic a gooner, A fellow gooner. Jesus, how was that
the first thing that comes out after?

Speaker 4 (09:45):
Of course it is, of course it is Thomas Frank's
silver member. Yeah, and Dominic Selenky is what's the way
they sing the topics?

Speaker 3 (09:53):
Frank's a silver member.

Speaker 4 (09:54):
It's Oscar fans are on a bendaks silver member.

Speaker 3 (09:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (10:00):
So yeah, that goal was I mean, it's definitely your
rud esque. I still think Olivia's as clear is they.

Speaker 2 (10:07):
For sure because he fully flipped his foot all the
way back.

Speaker 4 (10:10):
And it's off of full back to front movis goal.
But in the context of this game, just like, oh
my god, what a goal goal. But also Tottenham to
be so this you have to give Tottenham props and
they Romero is injured at halftime. So the back four
is Archie Gray Dragon. Just do you know Terry Silver

(10:32):
from Karate kids? How do they still have that? He
just rocks up at the back. And then they've got
who else have they got? They got any They've got
a doggie. They lost Van der Venn before the game,
so Archie great and Paulinia, Oh yeah, Paulina went into
the and they just demolished City in the half and
City you're lucky not to lose, and it's like it's crazy.

(10:56):
It just shows that too much Friend doesn't what he
wants to stay in power to lose to Arsenal and
three weeks time.

Speaker 1 (11:01):
Yeah, they had six City had sixty one percent of
the possession in that match. And I mean, look like,
so what City spent eighty four million pounds on gay
Hee and Semeno and they're still I mean, Gammy, Semenya
looks good and gay He looks fine.

Speaker 4 (11:15):
I was reading some Man City fans online. They do
not raise Semenya.

Speaker 3 (11:19):
They don't really. No, I think he's every game, yeah,
but I don't. I mean I wasn't watching him. Clear,
I think he doesn't like we overcooked the backflip for sure.

Speaker 4 (11:28):
I think he doesn't. I think he can do. He's
a moment's players. What I'm guessing he's kind. He's more
of a on the break player and moments play.

Speaker 1 (11:34):
But I mean, I think, honestly, if I was a
City supporter, I would be mad at gay Hee and
some Meno too, because you're so the flow of what
a season looks like. It's like you're like, come on, now,
Premier League, do the thing where we ye start roaring
back because we spent some hundred million pounds in January. Yeah,
like this ship ain't working.

Speaker 6 (11:55):
Hey, hey, like you don't like this show on it,
which is why that's the same shit I hear. Also
with all the fucking arsenal hatred, it's like based off
this weird idea of how the league is supposed to work,
and when it doesn't happen that way, when this shit's
fucking stupid anyway.

Speaker 1 (12:09):
But yeah, again, they've spent a ton. I think the
biggest data point for me is also that Holland couldn't
even score against this Spurs team. I was like, bro,
you're okay. I had a whole thing written down I
was gonna say about early Holland, but because I know
I've learned, okay, I do not want to have a
new drop that's like Holland, you.

Speaker 3 (12:32):
Can't do that, So I'm not going to say shit.

Speaker 1 (12:34):
Aside from pointing out straight facts is that he did
not score.

Speaker 3 (12:37):
That he did not scoring scant to be opinion.

Speaker 1 (12:40):
You're just giving about this motherfucker, because I mean, I
feel like so much of them stagnating too, is like
the amount of times he just misfired or hasn't been
able to find the goal. Although there's I think problems
front to back, but I feel like without Holland scoring,
you're definitely you're missing a huge part of.

Speaker 4 (12:56):
What makes If he doesn't scool, then you're like, he's
not that for the bill up, he's not there for
he's he's just a lump. Yeah, who you have to
accommodate is you know, him and Victor they were compared,
is definitely one hundred times better than Vita in my opinion.
Ye who actually described Victor to michael O brian I said,
it's like someone put legs on a safe. That's what

(13:17):
looks like, just someone put legs on a safe.

Speaker 1 (13:22):
Yeah dense to yeah, very dense, but they are just activated.
They have a.

Speaker 4 (13:27):
Similar hopefully of activated Victor even more, but they yeah,
they have a similar thing where if they're not scoring
the goal, you're.

Speaker 3 (13:35):
Like, yeahful to watch them.

Speaker 4 (13:39):
Yeah, Harland has got better of the link up play,
but yeah against City, I was just reading some City
fans getting upset ups at him. Semno, just like none
of it's working. Some of them blaming Pep Linda's and.

Speaker 1 (13:52):
I definitely tuned in to hear the most mentally emotionally
unwell people in the UK carl in to talks and yeah,
there was a lot of people beginning to be like
they just don't believe in Pep anymore. And I'm like, guys,
Jesus man, I mean sure, but also like, come on, bro,
like this they give the man some respect for it's

(14:14):
able to take these clubs that have unlimited budgets and
play it like it's football manager and win every time.

Speaker 3 (14:19):
It's the away kids.

Speaker 2 (14:20):
For me, you can come out there dressed like New
Zealand what thes gonna happen to? Yeah, it is a
confusing that's not sitting, you know, just having that the
murdered out all.

Speaker 3 (14:29):
Just black and uh well they're doing silver.

Speaker 4 (14:31):
It's a little raders is Manchester United against Southampson in
ninety six or seven where they changed their away a
half time? Oh right, they were losing three one a
half time and then they won five to three, right,
So I.

Speaker 3 (14:43):
Don't think they let them do that anymore.

Speaker 1 (14:45):
Interesting other thing is too like of the starters in
that match, Holland, Bernardo silv and Rodery are the only
starters that played in that trouble winning side. Like there's
a lot they're every so much is so different, even
like right now, and I'm like, yeah, I guess this
is what it's going to be to build the Rodri
though of it all, I think maybe we should check
in because there was a bit of head loss as

(15:06):
it as it were, he was trying to get kicked out.

Speaker 3 (15:09):
He was moaning, honey, what's going on, Rodri? Why are
you doing that? Why? Why are you waiting?

Speaker 4 (15:17):
Baby?

Speaker 1 (15:18):
Let me hear you. Let me just hear from your side, baby,
let me let me hear you.

Speaker 7 (15:22):
This is so clear, the fun you kicked the leg
and then of course the push of the the action
and the the.

Speaker 1 (15:29):
Boll gets here.

Speaker 7 (15:30):
We have to pay attention to these little things otherwise
it's going to be difficult for everyone because this league
is like this, It's about a small details and everything counts.
So I think today is a very tough day for
us in distance.

Speaker 4 (15:44):
As you say, everything does count.

Speaker 8 (15:46):
How damaging this?

Speaker 1 (15:48):
The title's not damaging the wine.

Speaker 7 (15:54):
We go farther from this, always wanted a way, We're
still not gonna you know, I'm going to keep because
this is our identity.

Speaker 1 (16:03):
But the reality is we need to be in this situation.
Shut the fuck. I'm c Do you have a couple
of reps on the payroll? Yeah? Yeah, don't love at
one and fifty in there needs to be man, shut.

Speaker 3 (16:16):
The fuck up.

Speaker 1 (16:17):
They didn't. They give him a shell company.

Speaker 4 (16:19):
Don't his real name, he's because a fake identity.

Speaker 3 (16:23):
Yeah, that's a DBA. Yeah, doing business as Roger to forget.

Speaker 2 (16:29):
All type of ship talking about Yeah, man.

Speaker 1 (16:33):
I was established. I'm sorry I was born in fuck.
What the fuck Rodrigo Limited?

Speaker 3 (16:41):
Yeah? The hell out here anyway, Look, I get it.
Keep mowning cry harder? Can I ask you guys?

Speaker 4 (16:46):
One thing though? Before the game, Thomas Frank was asked,
a lot of Spurts fans just talk online. They're like
they wanted them to lose the game so they don't
have arcel on title raising perfectness. This is my one
advice that's some fans. Until you still being Arsenal's inferior arrivals,
you will continue to be.

Speaker 3 (17:07):
We can't be laughing stock of the Premier League.

Speaker 4 (17:09):
You can't if your mentality is to not is to
stop someone else winning the league because you are so
crap you're gonna be crap for evidence can.

Speaker 1 (17:17):
Even like the most basic Buddhist teachings would tell you
to let go of this animosity for some external thing
or else, you will never experience internal peace exactly.

Speaker 3 (17:29):
And they aren't even happy with the result.

Speaker 2 (17:31):
Crowds leavings on a race, he's got a scorpion kick.

Speaker 1 (17:35):
What the fuck else do you want from these guys?

Speaker 4 (17:37):
They took off, They took off the need to get himself,
get some bellies.

Speaker 1 (17:42):
You know what's funny though, too, A lot of people
are saying we in the build up too. They were
calling in there like, you know, even expressions that guy
was like, yeah, bro, I don't give a ship. We
should lose because these other they still think, because this
was funny, they are still if they're fourth in the
Seatampions League, you know what I mean. So like a

(18:03):
lot of them were like, oh, we're gonna win the
Champions League.

Speaker 3 (18:07):
Who knows? You know, who knows?

Speaker 4 (18:09):
Trying to be only of activating I could sell, I
could sell what you wanted to say, pulled up, man,
We've got the crystals now, so you.

Speaker 3 (18:26):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, god.

Speaker 1 (18:30):
Yeah, y'all not winning that ship. Let's be real for really,
but like it's just so fun I mean, because I
get it. They had a terrible season last year and
won the Europa League, and I mean, what's stopping us now? Uh,
that would be hilarious though if they got relegated and
won the Champions League somehow, No, that wouldn't be funny.
All right, there we go, moving on. Uh, not activating
any door goose everybody rub your billies just a little

(18:51):
bit tighter tonight.

Speaker 3 (19:04):
One last thing. Pep's still in the middle of a divorce.
He still is not fun really, I mean sure you.

Speaker 2 (19:10):
I just got emotionally, I'm in his emotional lawyer. You know,
there's some tremors.

Speaker 3 (19:14):
All right.

Speaker 2 (19:15):
Everybody's like, what's going on? That guy is still actively divorced. Yeah,
he has to get Oh yeah, bro, that's his rib. Yeah,
he's his rib. He's this is a this is a
three year process.

Speaker 4 (19:28):
So his partner was what they've been together for thirty years?

Speaker 1 (19:32):
Come on, man, you knows where all the bodies at. Yeah,
not married just from boyfriends, but married for ten Oh okay,
married for ten, but have been together for thirty years. Apparently,
his wife has reported left their family home after the
Man City Manager's contract extension broke their promise of a
new life abroad.

Speaker 2 (19:50):
See yo, he was like, Yo, I'm gonna leave. Makeure
he signs the experiment.

Speaker 1 (19:56):
Me pep, I don't want to live up here no more.

Speaker 3 (19:59):
Okay, I'm telling you babe. Next is it? This is it?

Speaker 4 (20:02):
What the fuck am I reading?

Speaker 3 (20:04):
Did you look on dog?

Speaker 1 (20:07):
He was He was crying all last year. He was
outside in the rain, no code on.

Speaker 4 (20:11):
Yeah, So the R and B video, what we're saying
is the tap ass options in Manchester are going to
lead to Arsenal winning the Premier League.

Speaker 3 (20:17):
And that's that's amazing. Yeah, that's no, that must be hot.

Speaker 4 (20:20):
How do you I can't I can't imagine this this
year admin of having just not even the sort of
emotional stresses so many forms you gotta feel in there's
no way he's paying attention to how Somnio's pause it
is if he's if he's got like feeling like a
whole yeah history.

Speaker 1 (20:38):
He's like a training watching but he got the thousand
yards there at.

Speaker 3 (20:42):
Last time address.

Speaker 4 (20:43):
Yeah, yeah, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (20:44):
But just like that Ryan Tom Hanks, many countries, what
was that?

Speaker 1 (20:48):
What was that apartment mister mister.

Speaker 2 (20:52):
Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah, what he's not there, he dog.

Speaker 3 (21:00):
That's good, that's good. Yeah, that's good. My wife guys,
oh god, my rib. That rib that'll hurt.

Speaker 1 (21:12):
And you also know, like I mean again, i don't
know what their relationship is, but i'd imagined for him
being a professional athlete, he was probably relying on his
partner a lot for like the most basic ship. So
his house is probably a mess. There's fucking flies everywhere,
pizza boxes everywhere. You don't know where the detergent is.
He put a couple of squirts of dish soap in
the washing machine and then that ship bubbles over and

(21:34):
he's fucking stressed out, so he beat the ship out
of the washing machine with a cricket batridge is going
to be depressing.

Speaker 3 (21:40):
It's either empty or.

Speaker 1 (21:45):
Each other. Oh, I'm also picturing like food and various
levels of decay also that.

Speaker 4 (21:50):
Yeah, I'm more thinking like it's just chasing bear just
in the fridge.

Speaker 3 (21:55):
Yeah, yeah, I hate to do it to you, bro. Yeah,
it's a lot of hummon.

Speaker 4 (22:00):
Yeah, a lot of Chicago Twan pieces in the freezer.

Speaker 3 (22:04):
Yeah. There there are a tiny microwaveable pizza in the UK.

Speaker 4 (22:07):
Chicago Chicago Tan pizzas you used to get down as
a teenager. After I'd have few beers, I go to
the locals and pizza garbage, the local petrol station, me
and my mates to get Chicago tan pizza. What was
cool about it is you take out it's just a
tiny pizza. But then you'd have on a little cardboy
box that you turn the other making a stand out
of so you were like.

Speaker 1 (22:31):
Creating. But again the microwaves, Oh this is for the UK.

Speaker 3 (22:34):
I'm like, this might be Yeah, this is such a
UK thing.

Speaker 2 (22:37):
Okay, coming home still wet in his in his sweater,
oh yeah, microwaven and pizza.

Speaker 1 (22:42):
And you know there's just a stain on the couch
because he sits in the same spot, giving man.

Speaker 3 (22:48):
Can you imagine? But he coming into his hair all
grown out, and you know, because when you're bald.

Speaker 1 (22:51):
You got to take care of that ship because it'll
look you look Franklin.

Speaker 3 (22:55):
Yeah exactly.

Speaker 1 (23:05):
And hey, Pep, come on, let me get you in
the chair.

Speaker 3 (23:09):
Bro. He got he hired Pep because he's good.

Speaker 4 (23:12):
He's good. He's good at shaving heads. Yeah, he's like,
I need a guy you can use a pair of clippers.

Speaker 9 (23:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (23:17):
Next to me, he's just like this again, thousand yards
there getting his head. So come on now we got
a match. It's the Manchester Derby boss.

Speaker 3 (23:25):
Yeah okay, Manchesters are yeah united.

Speaker 2 (23:28):
Yet Yeah there, that's a pretty good mister has pissed
all over his parents.

Speaker 3 (23:34):
Man not doing anything.

Speaker 4 (23:38):
I love it very in death analysis about what man
just city of failing? Yeah okay, now I have a podcast,
guys who just gave you a run like that?

Speaker 1 (23:47):
Come on, dog funk out of here. Come on now,
let's move on. Let's move on up the table. Leeds
nil Arsenal for to.

Speaker 2 (23:58):
Be honest man. Yeah, I was one here being real
positive last week. Yeah, but by the end of the
day I was like, if Brendan Harnson scores in this game.

Speaker 4 (24:07):
There were some moments where I'm defecting.

Speaker 1 (24:09):
From the Union, I'm renouncing my citizenship.

Speaker 3 (24:13):
There you go. You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (24:14):
I mean to be a Virginian. I'm buying the keV Larvest.
I'm going straight into it.

Speaker 3 (24:18):
You know, I'm done with this Harper's Ferry.

Speaker 2 (24:20):
Yeah, I'm going out party style, real stack.

Speaker 6 (24:24):
Yeah, you're wired, but you worried about that guy for
a second, there's show the Ron Foster.

Speaker 4 (24:30):
There were moments where he was I was like, he's hustling.

Speaker 3 (24:32):
I don't like this, this guy trying to yeah yeah,
worried until the game started, yeah.

Speaker 4 (24:37):
Yeah yeah, and then and then I was like, brother,
this guy has no touch.

Speaker 3 (24:40):
Leeds were for twenty minutes.

Speaker 4 (24:42):
They were actually you know, that had the hung crowd,
and I thought that press was prey aggressive and of
physical and stuff. And then and then the corner pieces came.

Speaker 2 (24:51):
Once the corner started coming, the crowd just like was dying.
You can hear the volume turning down every corner.

Speaker 3 (24:57):
She was amazing.

Speaker 4 (24:58):
Do you count the first one as this that peace
because it was from a second or second phase?

Speaker 2 (25:03):
Yeah no, not really, I mean lovely free play. Yeah yeah,
for the sake of saying it was absolutely freeplay.

Speaker 1 (25:11):
No, to me, it felt like that too, because at
that point, like I mean, although we're we're so well drilled,
I wouldn't doubt that we have second and third phase
contingency plans for all that.

Speaker 4 (25:22):
Yeah you know what I mean, you never know?

Speaker 1 (25:24):
Yeah, we have where we're guys, there's one scenario, guys,
from one corner, kick the ball is still constantly in
play in the box seventy seven minutes.

Speaker 4 (25:32):
Yes, yeah, yeah, you're never.

Speaker 3 (25:35):
Not like, I don't know, bro, he's kind of fucked up.

Speaker 4 (25:38):
But also shout out to so Madawake, Yeah, MADAWAKEI waki.

Speaker 1 (25:42):
Yeah he was game.

Speaker 3 (25:44):
Yeah, like I said, never looked more like your fucking name,
don't you did? You did it? And guess what activation exactly?
What's that activation?

Speaker 1 (25:54):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 4 (25:55):
I'm personally delighted that the second goal. I was in
a different WhatsApp group from you, guys. Sorry, I'm cheating
on you, and I appreciate you know the guys. One
of the guys is very well. I was in this group, bro,
A lot of a lot of a lot of Scottish
people know that among they're all white.

Speaker 3 (26:17):
It's my white group. Okay, okay, we give judgment.

Speaker 1 (26:25):
That's how you go go running to them when you
get too hot.

Speaker 4 (26:29):
Huh.

Speaker 3 (26:30):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (26:31):
I prefer our group.

Speaker 1 (26:32):
I prefer people who I don't have to explain my
jokes to. Okay, So here are the other words out.

Speaker 4 (26:42):
One and one of the guys, I go, that's gonna
be that should be mada go. There's one off the corner. Yeah,
he said it's his goal, and then they all go,
you're insane, You're in it. They laugh at me actively
because you know, obviously the goalie gets a sizable amount
of his hand on the ball.

Speaker 3 (26:59):
But I was like, shot, you can't have to give that.

Speaker 4 (27:03):
Every publication said own goal, darlow, own goal, next day,
but do it and they go, here's my written apology
to Cristalrin apology.

Speaker 3 (27:14):
From Ryan Let's go.

Speaker 4 (27:16):
And you know that's that's the main takeaway from the
result for Arsenal Football Club.

Speaker 1 (27:23):
Someone had to apologize to me in a WhatsApp Crystals.
Crystals are working over time.

Speaker 10 (27:28):
They're doing different things that the Victor Yakras goal not bad. Hey,
he's starting to get on the end of those, you
know what I mean, He's the thing that he's supposed
to do. Whil just be safer legs who just bully someone.
It's not like he is the least esthetically pleasing player
I think I've ever seen play for Arsenal.

Speaker 1 (27:49):
He is like a person from Roadblocks.

Speaker 3 (27:53):
That's a reference I've heard, and I don't even know
where that game is, but.

Speaker 1 (27:56):
It's like a very polygonal figures that go yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (28:02):
Minecraft, yeah, Minecraft Minecraft, but no, it's he just he looks.
He looks.

Speaker 3 (28:09):
It looks ridiculous that we should love it.

Speaker 2 (28:12):
He's like the middle finger that the Ice guys are chasing.
Yeah yeah, yeah like that.

Speaker 4 (28:17):
Yeah yeah yeah that if you're going to be not
good first touch, not look good, at least be just
a massive beefcake who pushes people out the way and
it gets on the great cross by Martinelli.

Speaker 1 (28:29):
That felt like that was like, okay, see now we're
starting to see goals that looked like the mixtape I
would watch when Welcome to Arsenal Jacres compilations.

Speaker 4 (28:38):
I was like, the girl you saw on the dating profile,
it looks like she looks on the dating prof exactly
on a jam jams.

Speaker 1 (28:46):
I think the other thing, too, is the since the
Champions League match we've you know when oder Guard didn't start.

Speaker 4 (28:54):
Did he start there?

Speaker 3 (28:55):
He didn't start this match. No, he didn't start. He
didn't start. He didn't start against Caira either.

Speaker 4 (28:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (28:59):
Yeah, that we've And also we were playing a lot
more like we were saying, just you guys have the
skill to play some of these balls, and once they
started doing it, I'm like, okay, there's a chance for greasion.
I mean, Kyrot sure might not be the best example,
but even in this match too, we just it felt
it felt different, like energetically different, which is the thing.
I was like, thank god because y'all look really up

(29:21):
for it, rather than like when it used to be
like we're doing the same thing we've always done, how
come it's not working? Is kind of like sort of
energetically would it felt like watching the squad the last
few matches, but Kyrot and then Leads felt like okay, no, no, no,
like we're now, we are now the what would are
to say the protagonists? Guys, we have to be the protagonists,
and we seemed like the protagonists have it. It's in

(29:43):
the midfield, yeah, so showing some physicality.

Speaker 3 (29:46):
Midfield, but also at times playing next to victims.

Speaker 4 (29:48):
So because they played four four two leads right, so
it was two four It was very old school game. Yeah,
a goodway physical four four two. And I will say
that I think leads because they actually try to play help.

Speaker 1 (30:00):
Anytime you ever try and play against Arsenal, yeah, pretty.

Speaker 4 (30:03):
Much if you sit back though, that's the kryptonite's Arsenal.
And yeah, it proved played against us loose four nil.
They tried to try to, but yeah, have its Weirdly,
I love hats. It's a lot of hate. But I
think people now have seen how good he is in
his absence. But the stats where he like didn't really
touch the ball them in the past so much. But
he's this is like energy or his movement or something.

Speaker 1 (30:24):
It just it was the is the right thing, just
like he's making the right runs, he's playing the right passes.
But yeah, was it truly like the kind of like
it wasn't an assister of goal on this match, sure,
but I think he like.

Speaker 3 (30:36):
I think I heard a stat on Maybe's asking.

Speaker 4 (30:38):
I think he completed five of nine passes, which is
watched the gas.

Speaker 3 (30:42):
He's making a huge difference.

Speaker 4 (30:43):
Wow, But it's like he's just the energy of the
vibe of him there made a big difference versus.

Speaker 1 (30:48):
Okay, maybe I don't know ship well that's also yeah,
she never discand career though he didn't get a goald
or and exist, So I do know.

Speaker 4 (30:58):
How do you get that analysis apart from real in
the school line.

Speaker 1 (31:01):
I'm looking, I don't see soccer ball or a yeah,
actually didn't watch the match man, that's crazy.

Speaker 3 (31:09):
So we look good.

Speaker 1 (31:12):
We kicked the hard and we kicked ball hard. And
then Gabby Jesus coming on and oder guard too with
a cameo and god, thank god he's that goal was beautiful.

Speaker 3 (31:23):
It's hard at chance, Yeah, very Jesus.

Speaker 4 (31:27):
Yeah, just when he doesn't have any time to think
about the shot, he's pretty good as finishing, you know
what I mean, Like, yeah, instinct. So the header he
like saw it for a while and you know it's
still a decent header. But say, but yeah, yeah, yeah,
looking good.

Speaker 3 (31:44):
That's what I'm gonna say. Looking good, feeling good.

Speaker 4 (31:48):
Home next in the league. But after Chelsea then no
Granite Shaker.

Speaker 1 (31:54):
So I think this was a big test for us
just on the basis of the last couple of results. Yeah,
and Leeds has been a fucking you don't want to
go to Ellen Road like that's that's been a top
place to go for Yeah, exactly. But then I think
next week City at Anfield is their test because if

(32:15):
they get through that, because they.

Speaker 3 (32:16):
Haven't won an Anfield in a minute, I don't think.

Speaker 1 (32:18):
I'm I'm very curious to see how that goes, because
if they win there, I'm like, okay, no, this ship
is still cooking have to say to over if they don't,
but I'll feel better if they if they lose an Anfield,
but pardon me, just feels like that's a mental one
of those mental tests that you need to be like, Okay, bro,
if they're if they're doing that, ship, we gotta really
keep going.

Speaker 4 (32:35):
They're gonna lay to Liverpool. My i't think it's a
bowl predition. I think Liverpool me gonna win.

Speaker 3 (32:41):
I mean the way they're fucking playing.

Speaker 4 (32:42):
God damn well, it's funny. They hadn't won in like
five games until this game against Newcastle. But yeah, that's
ekit kok.

Speaker 3 (32:52):
They're doing it.

Speaker 1 (32:52):
One thing I just want to say, just in terms
of like what people on the internet are saying.

Speaker 3 (32:56):
You know, you see Paul Schools with his dumb.

Speaker 1 (32:59):
Who's he said it's gonna be the This would be
the worst title winners ever in the in Premier League history.
If Arsenal win this, they're like lies and he's like
the front four aren't good enough, blah blah Blah'm like, okay,
that's fair for like how good we need people like
soccer and Yakaras and et cetera to be.

Speaker 3 (33:18):
That's fair.

Speaker 1 (33:18):
They are not playing up to snuffing, but we're still
getting the results. So I'm the funk you're talking about soccer.
Does anybody any report on how long he's out?

Speaker 3 (33:26):
Apparently it's a small injury.

Speaker 4 (33:28):
According to Michelos, that's a famously accurate of his injury.

Speaker 3 (33:31):
Marino, on the other hand, that's a big RP.

Speaker 1 (33:34):
Yeah, we're looking at Tanali basically I saw that, but
it's like his agent like a scumbag.

Speaker 3 (33:39):
He's like, hey, you want some Chandra broy Yeah, And
they're like have you talked to Newcastle? They're like, nah, Bro,
who cares?

Speaker 1 (33:46):
Bro?

Speaker 4 (33:46):
Let me million?

Speaker 3 (33:48):
Yeah, come on, bro, just pay it to me on
the side. Bro, he'll be there fucking tonight.

Speaker 1 (33:51):
Dog.

Speaker 3 (33:53):
I like, sound yeah, you know what I mean. I'm like, Yo,
who the fuck? And what's fucking ancil?

Speaker 1 (33:58):
Bro? Just fucking what are you doing? Why are you sweating?

Speaker 3 (34:02):
I'm not sweating, Bro, freaking raining out here? You've ever
been side?

Speaker 4 (34:06):
Bro?

Speaker 1 (34:08):
Freaking Jordan's the way they talked, spitting on you, like
freaking junkies and ship Bro saying fucking y, I what
the fuck is that? Bro?

Speaker 3 (34:16):
You're like, you're like a creepy guy and who framed
Roger Rabbit.

Speaker 1 (34:19):
That's the vibe.

Speaker 3 (34:20):
Yeah, why does he know this ship?

Speaker 1 (34:22):
He's a heroin addict, but he's been the tight What
the fuck?

Speaker 3 (34:26):
I remember when it was like the g n E R.

Speaker 1 (34:28):
Bro got what I was about to say, the Great
Northeast Real.

Speaker 2 (34:34):
Ah right, Marino being gone, I feel like the Carabao
Cup is in trouble.

Speaker 3 (34:39):
Like he that was his game.

Speaker 11 (34:41):
Yeah, yeah, he was going to be starting in midfield
and it'll be interesting to be That's the thing that's
gonna be the most more stress on Rice and zuper
Mendy because there's not really no good He's.

Speaker 5 (34:52):
Not really trusting to jump in. Yeah, he's gonna as
scandinavi asses staying. He's just like I'm loving it here. Yeah,
I love it here. They're like, hey man, you're not playing.
It was like, I love it here.

Speaker 4 (35:05):
Bro. He's a muti professional.

Speaker 3 (35:07):
I'm like they always say he's a multi professional.

Speaker 4 (35:09):
Yeah, he's like play he's like three minutes every three
weeks and he's like he's the cleaning boots and yeah
he's organizing the whip roun yea like he's cooking the meals.

Speaker 1 (35:18):
Yeah, after training, he's like, right, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, okay,
Dec Glinn, I'll make your egg whites.

Speaker 3 (35:24):
Yeah, that must be a.

Speaker 4 (35:25):
Weird like you're kind of like the cock of the
team and you're like, he's he's a guy.

Speaker 3 (35:29):
Every time everybody, amount of them played, it doesn't matter.

Speaker 1 (35:33):
It's like a hammer guys just does it, you know,
but not interesting at all Outside of being a hammer guys,
I'm fucking boring, you know, Christian Noble is the man.
But again, it's just so it's so funny, like so
many people keep talking about they're like guys.

Speaker 3 (35:49):
Like Arsenal's like they are fucking better.

Speaker 1 (35:51):
They're so boring to watch, And I'm like, bro, as
if this is guess what as the people that support
Arsenal were like, this is a fucking ride and I'm
enjoying it.

Speaker 2 (36:00):
It's mushy TV. We have to change the lineup every
fucking game. But it's like what else do you want?
But I'm like, I could give a fuck less if
the results aren't.

Speaker 3 (36:08):
Making United supporters excited?

Speaker 1 (36:13):
What what's the context of that kind of take anyway
to be like, well, this other club that's my rival
is also should be playing for my enjoyment.

Speaker 4 (36:21):
Which is not your cope is it's those I don't
true because skulls is got into the worst. It's like
the actual league. I think one way of looking at
people like this, everyone's choking and baptist. There's like way
more good teams than has ever been. Look at the
Look at the fucking Champions League. Stand the fucking table
right now.

Speaker 1 (36:38):
Look at all those English teams and tell us this
is this is the same ship when they would be
like back in the day, Like dude, Spain has the
strongest league. Look at all of their teams just beating
the ship out of every money up and down and
this is what the And it's crazy because yeah, teams
like Spurs are like in the top four. It really is.
It sort of like it reminds me of I went like, uh,

(36:58):
like in junior high high school. I wasn't that popular
in the beginning, you know, until I got my braces off.

Speaker 3 (37:03):
School for the t that I got my haircuts on
my own dance.

Speaker 1 (37:08):
Little my own dances wasn't doing great, but I had
a homegirl. She would invite me to her all girls'
school dances.

Speaker 3 (37:14):
That was my champions. Oh my god, they're like, who
the fuck is this guy.

Speaker 4 (37:20):
They're like shining, shining, checking the heads exactly.

Speaker 1 (37:25):
I'm like, I'm rapping fucking real slim, shady and ship.

Speaker 3 (37:28):
It's like and they work, y'all genius.

Speaker 1 (37:32):
Shout out Marlborough. Shout out Marlborough.

Speaker 3 (37:34):
We love you, we love we love you at Marlborough.
I'm the cigarette brands Marlborough. Yeah, but just big.

Speaker 1 (37:41):
Salute and the Marborough man. Also uh at mild sevens,
which is my favorite Japanese brand cigarette.

Speaker 3 (37:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (37:48):
But anyway, the top the hate, it's more and more
fun to watch because like you're starting to see some
other like more level headed, like rival supporter pundit people
were like, gods, I'm just making peace with the fact
that like I don't think I don't know who's gonna
bet these like as they're playing like it's truly just
up to them to fuck it up, and it's like
is that possible?

Speaker 4 (38:04):
Show? But like Arsenal fans are looking at it going, OK,
we're not capitalizing on the thing. But then every other
team must be like, well, we're not narrowing the gap
from that point. So I think this next weekend will
be my prediction is a gap extended.

Speaker 3 (38:19):
Nine pointer Okay, are Na, his name is gonna be
more predictions. Okay, we'll take it. We'll take it.

Speaker 1 (38:26):
Let's take a break, and when we come back, we'll
just check in on mister crumbley who Namara right after
this we're back.

Speaker 4 (38:46):
You just made me think of your like the ghost
that follows around. You're so crumb so crumbly.

Speaker 1 (38:51):
Look at you.

Speaker 4 (38:52):
You're like an apple crumble.

Speaker 1 (38:53):
You're like a mink vitious, digestive biscuit.

Speaker 4 (38:57):
You're like a country valley nature.

Speaker 3 (38:59):
Fuck You're You're like a cunt.

Speaker 1 (39:01):
They call him country bat over there, it's nature bat. Well,
you stumbled on country Valley, So I just said fuck it.

Speaker 3 (39:09):
And then my next one is you're a cut man.

Speaker 4 (39:14):
Well, I'm just making light had crumbling comparisons. You dropping
the seab you the rude ghosts, nice cheeky ghost.

Speaker 1 (39:23):
It's the most fun to say in the context when
you're talking about like a brit you know what I mean,
Because in the like when you say cunt in a
serious way in America, bro, you look unhinged, you know.

Speaker 3 (39:32):
What I mean?

Speaker 1 (39:33):
But like, oh you fucking cun then you're like, hell yeah, bro,
that ship hit way different. So you're saying it's inspiring
for you, and when when when you whisper that?

Speaker 3 (39:43):
I don't know, it's up to him. All I know
is I'm I'm inspired to say that, and I'm like.

Speaker 2 (39:47):
I can picture him every cutaway from the game to
a shot of him on the sideline.

Speaker 3 (39:52):
Yeah, it seemed like a ghost was chastising.

Speaker 4 (39:55):
Haunting him, and he said he was like and he's
quite vampiric him.

Speaker 3 (40:00):
Oh yeah, So the vampires and ghost.

Speaker 4 (40:04):
Our vampires, our vampires ghosts.

Speaker 3 (40:06):
Well that's that's a debate for next week.

Speaker 4 (40:09):
Fantasy Show found us on ain't an fuzzy a vampires,
ghosts just pasty humans.

Speaker 2 (40:18):
It's goinda be it's gotta be similar to like a
like a black and Korean relationship, you know what I'm saying,
Like somebody's running the corner store and somebody's going to
the corner store like this. I don't know if it's
necessarily love all the time. Yeah, but they gonna see
each other.

Speaker 1 (40:37):
And they will have a child That looks like future,
the future of an ethnically ambiguous Earth. Uh yeah, So
I don't know, any I don't know.

Speaker 4 (40:46):
Is there anything else you want to say.

Speaker 2 (40:47):
In that game was uhselfs fucking incredible. They fucking bottle
them makers them themselves, mister bottles. You guys went out
there and fucking blew it at home? How do I feel? Everybody?

Speaker 4 (41:03):
The blue bin, the blue bin bottles, get down and recycling.

Speaker 2 (41:08):
Time to pick up your fucking recycling. There's some bottles
laying around. Fucking Brentford's on tim Men, Yeah, sent off
for a funny you don't see.

Speaker 4 (41:19):
It was just funny when he's just the head's gone
full kicking the tummy.

Speaker 3 (41:25):
I think you're a little bit of penis, a little
bit of peen.

Speaker 4 (41:28):
Sent off score two minutes later and then Tammy abram
away completely missed. Had signed for them like three year
and he used to play for them when the championship.
He's a good player by the way, but he was
in like turkey. Was he playing for the Where you're
going from anyway, he's starting because Ollie Watkins then discovered
has like a recurring injury. They're managing. And then they scored,

(41:50):
but they it went back so far because the balls
out of play they were fully off side. You see
the No. One side and you're like, this is amazing.
And then they had all out of play for a throw.

Speaker 2 (42:00):
On Bailey trying to keep one in play off his ass. Yeah,
so fucking funny.

Speaker 3 (42:06):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (42:07):
First off, salute to Kevin Shawde this hours taboo as
I called him already. I can understand why he would
do that. In the moment, I'm like, this is fucking stupid.
There's so many cameras, right, but when you play for Brentford,
you gotta be thinking like nobody's actually watching me.

Speaker 1 (42:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (42:26):
Yeah, this guy's dick a little atticulous bits they're telling.

Speaker 1 (42:31):
Him, they're telling him before the game might come on, Bro,
don't be doing no dick ship out there again.

Speaker 3 (42:35):
I was just joking and training. Bro, I'm not gonna
I'm not stupid.

Speaker 12 (42:38):
Some people pay for shots, German, right, some people pay
for that. It's great you want your your schunks to
be struck as the pitch fits. Mike Leat, No, just
what the what happened? What were we talking about? That's right,
the Premier League. But you're right, as I've said, replaced

(42:59):
it in this coast. They are never going to win
the league. Any small chance had winning that is fully gone.

Speaker 3 (43:03):
Now, yes, you were on that. I just never bought
the treatment gone gonzo.

Speaker 1 (43:10):
Yeah, it's always fun though when you have someone just
playing out of their minds.

Speaker 4 (43:13):
They got they've got to try and stand in the
top four, which is going to be difficult because.

Speaker 1 (43:16):
Of fucking this. This giant that's a walk g if
Manchester United three Fulham two. This was a fucking This
was a match for the neutrals, truly, that was a
good one. If you need to show somebody a match
to get them interested in the sport, I would show
them this one.

Speaker 3 (43:36):
Yeah, it was a good one.

Speaker 4 (43:37):
It was back in front a fan of a two
nil I mean they say two is the most dangerous
league in football, and you think, well, surely it's one
nil actually, but two nil often and when it's two
nil with ten to go and you get pegged back
to two all you're like, but then to put it
out of the fire. Yeah, I mean, hats off.

Speaker 1 (43:55):
It was wild off. Fulham had what like one goal
called back. Like there was a few moments when I
was like, damn they you think they're like, maybe that
was a gut punch, so they thought they had one
goal back, but they kept coming back. The ral human
has penalty. You you asked how many stutter steps.

Speaker 3 (44:14):
I literally got made a cup of tea, how to piss.

Speaker 4 (44:18):
Came back. He's still he's still still would make that
he's like missed, like no penalties in the Premier League. Yeah,
but the total time that they have taken is the
length of a Premier League game.

Speaker 3 (44:28):
This game has a record. I think they sort of
stopped that. You weren't allowed to start.

Speaker 4 (44:32):
Yeah, it's like you can't fully stop stationary, but he's
so close.

Speaker 3 (44:38):
When I watched him, like, bro, you can you can't
do this right?

Speaker 1 (44:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (44:40):
Yeah, yeah, check because they're always.

Speaker 1 (44:42):
Like, hey, no fucking stopping, but he was like, hop stop, um, He's.

Speaker 3 (44:47):
Like what if I go backwards? Though, yeah, I didn't stop.

Speaker 1 (44:49):
It was kind of like in the beginning when like
like dudes are doing the euro step and a lot
of people they're like yeah, okay, I think, yeah.

Speaker 4 (44:57):
Okay, that that that does. I'm just not used to
seeing Okay.

Speaker 1 (44:59):
Yeah that that's legal. That's legal.

Speaker 3 (45:01):
But then Kevin, How good was Kevin's goal? By the way,
Kevin's a fucking Kevin.

Speaker 1 (45:06):
He's a player.

Speaker 4 (45:06):
I think I texted you guys views a going it
doesn't look that good. When they were playing, they come
back against City and as soon as the text of that,
he then I did the door. Good so good, And
every time I watch him he looks legitimately good. But
he hadn't really scored many goals. But that was mate,
and it's just fun to say, Kevin, that's the best
of all Brazilian.

Speaker 1 (45:25):
I remember when we saw that match at CAUSM. It
was it was our match against Fulham and I remember
just hating on Kevin. How did does that name become Brazilian?
Do they love home alone that much?

Speaker 4 (45:37):
Yeah, it's going to be Kevin and the Bible. Well,
you know, you know, you know h McAllister who plays
for Liverpool. His brother is called Kevin McAllister because mcallisters
Alexis brothers.

Speaker 3 (45:50):
They love home alone as making up RP. Can here
and why we're here?

Speaker 1 (45:54):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, Canadian queen.

Speaker 3 (45:57):
Yes, yeah, they.

Speaker 4 (45:59):
Named that named his brother after ke McAllister nuts like,
which I would hate as a kid, Like you're naming
me after a child who got Yeah, they took it
ready and went on a vacation. They kept leaving him
at home for fun. They were paying masked bandits to
invade that home and scare the hell out of their
eight year old son.

Speaker 1 (46:19):
Oh my god, the away Day boys.

Speaker 3 (46:22):
He's not a professional player. He's in prison now.

Speaker 1 (46:25):
Stress was born for punching grown men with the wet men.
He's traumatic grain injuries risen for punching wet men. And
he's obviously he's a soggy man. He punches and anyway.
But Dauna looks solid. Bro. He was doing surface up
on him again when they went up to nil up yeah,

(46:48):
and then Cesco now he scored four and four.

Speaker 4 (46:51):
Yeah, him and Yock, the two narratives are, but they
are both sort of getting into goal scoring formats some
of the time.

Speaker 3 (46:57):
I do think Sessca.

Speaker 4 (46:59):
He's a better footballer, but he's he just looks so
scared in the face when I see him.

Speaker 3 (47:05):
Yeah, yeah, he slimmer, miss.

Speaker 4 (47:07):
Yeah, he's a bit of shook shook lad. So I
think there's like, I don't know how good his men out.
He's gonna be a long run. But I mean that
was a serious that was touch and smashing the go. Yeah,
it was good fair play to them. That guy's gonna do.
Sad thing was saying that guy's gonna cau his hassen. Man,
you found me see. I'm excited to see what he
does with it.

Speaker 2 (47:24):
Honestly, let's see if Spurs can suck it up for them. Also,
first time seeing Michael Kerrick's teeth when he smiles.

Speaker 3 (47:32):
Does he go good ones? Yeah, because he's always been
like this. Yeah, every match you've ever seen, that's grill.

Speaker 1 (47:37):
Yeah, he's very serious.

Speaker 2 (47:38):
Like Jack Wilsher, he never showed his teeth. He never smiled,
and I know why because he's got the little dolphin teeth.
He's got the little baby He's got the teeth like that,
the little kid who loves clams. You know that video,
the little kid who's loves I just love clams.

Speaker 1 (47:51):
I'm a William guy.

Speaker 4 (47:52):
I mean what now I need to see this video
little good loves I just love clams.

Speaker 2 (48:00):
Man.

Speaker 1 (48:00):
Believe this kid got the same grill as.

Speaker 3 (48:02):
Claim but that that's a little kid, bro.

Speaker 2 (48:05):
But that's what Michael Carrick, head coaching Manchester United, that's
what his little clam.

Speaker 4 (48:11):
Guy only basically likes clams.

Speaker 1 (48:14):
Are you telling me the same exact mouth?

Speaker 4 (48:16):
Yeah? Looks like his child, it does, he does.

Speaker 3 (48:20):
Michael Carricks are awesome. Yeah he got yeah, Okay, I
mean yeah, I'm into that you like.

Speaker 1 (48:27):
A little teeth. I love that little little clam boy.
What the PD like?

Speaker 3 (48:32):
What do you what do you guys calling in the
UK when you got teeth.

Speaker 4 (48:34):
Like that little tiny teeth, Let's just called British tafe
just say, I say, you've got you've got the best
safe in Brent.

Speaker 1 (48:43):
That's called tafere. We talking about.

Speaker 4 (48:47):
Oh them teeth safe.

Speaker 1 (48:54):
Well, teeth here is when teeth are together. In the US,
teeth there's when they're have a little bit of you
can call those, but they're doing independent study. That's a
different teeth and teeth.

Speaker 4 (49:06):
I discovered from my mum the other day. I went,
I was back home and then I said something about
she's got some some dental stuff.

Speaker 3 (49:13):
And I said, well, she's worried about something.

Speaker 4 (49:15):
I go, well, it says if you take this drug
or whatever, it could do something. But as long as
you you know, you maintain good or hygiene, just brush
the teeth twice a day. She goes, well, I use
this toothpaste. That's twenty four hour protection. I go, how
many times the day do you brush tis? She goes
just the once.

Speaker 3 (49:27):
I go, come on, man, twenty four hour protection.

Speaker 4 (49:31):
Though, I was like doesn't mean anything.

Speaker 1 (49:34):
It's got a little you brushing your teeth once a day,
protecting them. I mean, yeah, look, you're already going uphill
with the genetics, right you know.

Speaker 4 (49:42):
I was like, come on, and you're doing with the
flots She FLOSSI she's flashid I can once she said
once a day. I was like, let's get out to
two and we'll go from there. Let's not go on
to the second and third level here. Let's say, yeah, yeah,
let's do the basic. Let's do the basic doing attack.
Let's try and keeps going.

Speaker 3 (50:02):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (50:03):
We don't need like, we don't need to tease kids,
position or just hold onto the ball, hold on the
ball for three pass.

Speaker 1 (50:10):
How do y'all stop bunching up around the bar? Done
with this bumblebee.

Speaker 3 (50:13):
Soccer, keep a clean sharm. Go from there. Carrick should stay.

Speaker 1 (50:17):
I think you have to keep who comes in at
this point? These were those are three fucking good results.
Us uh and now there's a good forum. So I
mean the thing you would pause for Thorn.

Speaker 4 (50:28):
They haven't bought at the back in a while, but
they have obviously letting two goals at home to Fulham.
We tend to go and so they've been better. And
then to Arsenal, who would Yeah, but I mean, you know,
still a result of way Arsenal. So who's the next
game against m I mean that's a win, So that's four.
And then I don't know, I mean I think he's

(50:49):
he seems to be doing it does make hammer him
just look he looks like a fucking scumback. Yeah, it's
one that he looks so happy when he left that job.

Speaker 1 (50:58):
It's like it would be like some ship, Like if
some dude was playing guitar on stage and sucked at
it and he's like, God, what the fuck is this guitar? Man?

Speaker 4 (51:05):
This concert's over and puts the guitar and there's just
some other dude pick up.

Speaker 1 (51:08):
The same guitar and just playing out of him and
crowd wasn't the fucking guitar you fucking suck? You know?

Speaker 4 (51:15):
When he how come he's getting a tune out? Yes, guy,
it's like him him smiling when he when he left
the job.

Speaker 1 (51:25):
It's full.

Speaker 3 (51:25):
It's full, Kevin Spacey like no longer limping and usual.
Suspect I tricked you.

Speaker 1 (51:31):
The whole tape was something like Horatio would say and
CSI Miami in the opening and he's like, that's what
I call a three pointer taking off with ten million pounds.
Hell yeah, but yeah, I figure I think he should.
I mean, and I'm not playing well. You know. Look,

(51:54):
do you know what happens though?

Speaker 4 (51:55):
When they stay on, they do well, and then they
become it's that thing when you know, to become the
laughing stock and he become good team set up against
you and then it's like Kenny coaching to to to
beat this. But we'll see, we'll see. Hopefully he does
well for a big guest for the job and then fails.

Speaker 1 (52:10):
Love that he it's wild that for his start of
winning four or five, it just puts him second to
Sir Matt Busby.

Speaker 4 (52:17):
Amazing, amazing.

Speaker 3 (52:20):
I hope he stays because I'm I'm seeing.

Speaker 2 (52:23):
Like the next five years it's all arsenal baby, and
then all the all of the big teams are back
in form and we're still beating the ship out of them.

Speaker 4 (52:32):
It sounds dope, right, Yeah, it's so American to be there.
I just want all the good team to be bad
so I still can win it easily.

Speaker 1 (52:39):
Yeah, yeah, I want this to be the worst Premier
league want every team to get leprosy.

Speaker 3 (52:44):
POSI.

Speaker 8 (52:45):
I don't know how he can leprosy around, but well
there are ways, guy, Guys sending I've been sending complimentary
wine to all the teams.

Speaker 4 (52:56):
Guys.

Speaker 1 (52:56):
No doctor, geys, I've got a new set piece coach. Guys,
he has leprosy. Guys, they're gonna sign him because they
want to know our secret. Guys, I'm going to send
a leper. Guys.

Speaker 2 (53:06):
Is in a hazmat suit doing the fucking pre good
press conference.

Speaker 3 (53:11):
Yeah, introducing the new set piece.

Speaker 4 (53:12):
Coach.

Speaker 1 (53:13):
Guys, I know you say, Nicolas Joer is the secret. No, guys,
is this guy right here? Don't worry about my hazmat suit? Guys, yes, right,
and yet they smell completely unrelated. But guys, don't worry
about what's the guy? What falls off on you? Shuck
his hand exactly. Guys, you got a free bitter fingernail.
I mean, wow, wow, I not haven't seen a leg
like that.

Speaker 3 (53:32):
Guys.

Speaker 1 (53:32):
It's a fall off the bone. Tender guys.

Speaker 3 (53:35):
I think there's I sell these video. Guys. This black
guy the barbeque restaurant.

Speaker 1 (53:38):
He says, tender neism, that's what this is guys, you
said the tendernism dude to come up to his leper leg.

Speaker 2 (53:45):
And go.

Speaker 4 (53:48):
Throws his femur on the ground.

Speaker 3 (53:54):
All right, this useduld be a football podcast.

Speaker 1 (53:58):
Um, shall we move on? Chelsea?

Speaker 3 (54:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (54:01):
West Ham?

Speaker 3 (54:02):
Yes, And my goodness, my gracious, this is the game
of the week for me. This is the game of
my life. I haven't laughed out loud in months. That
was great, man, Yeah, it felt so good.

Speaker 1 (54:13):
God, but it was fucked up because I remember seeing
so it was it was my kid's birthday, and I
remember Chris you showed up and the last time I
saw the score, West Sam was up to nil.

Speaker 3 (54:23):
And we were like loving it. Then he came back
he like brother, they won three to two.

Speaker 4 (54:28):
And I was like, the what But I didn't miss
the best thing of It's funny have a three two guys,
And the biggest talking point is not any of the
goals no, or the tactical tweaks by Liam Zenia or
anything over the fact the West time I'm looking kind
of quite good again in Parks.

Speaker 3 (54:44):
But the best thing was Jammel just going.

Speaker 4 (54:46):
Guy.

Speaker 3 (54:47):
You're like, guys, you go to watch you go to watch.

Speaker 2 (54:49):
This trory being biggest ship for absolutely no reason. Yeah,
throwing people around, people who I hate so much. Yeah,
jink a relegate toss to the ground just to go
like a would have been enough, like a rag doll.

Speaker 3 (55:04):
And then in the just in the most sort of
straight bodied lay down.

Speaker 4 (55:09):
It looks like there's a fight in cheering a round
and he literally just lay there like a like he's
playing dead in its weird. She's like, we're hunging nap.
He's like, like, let's say you guys, like he's in
Chivasna at the end of a yoga class, just lying
there like that while there's all Mayheming and.

Speaker 2 (55:23):
Joan Pedro just thinking I'm going to go defend my
teammates get off for him.

Speaker 3 (55:29):
Wait said, oh no, wait no, you see your little
piss came out.

Speaker 1 (55:35):
Right here right when when his yo, when if somebody's
charging you and then you you can't actually square up
and you just kind of put a I need to
protect myself.

Speaker 3 (55:45):
I was like, oh, trying to protect his heart.

Speaker 1 (55:50):
Guy in the league is running after it. Very much
had that scene in Friday when Red is trying to
get his beach Cruiser back from Debo, right, and he's like,
what bike and then the old man he knocks the
ship out of fucking Red and then his dad comes
and he's like, you want some too, old man, and no, no,
that was Joel Pedrick.

Speaker 3 (56:10):
Oh my god. I think he even said Friday.

Speaker 4 (56:17):
Nineteen ninety five flight coaches.

Speaker 3 (56:18):
You know.

Speaker 4 (56:19):
Actually it is one I want to. I want to
I'll text my other WhatsApp group about while Friday night
viewing is gonna be but I have one Friday like
that and.

Speaker 3 (56:27):
Your group is like, guys, Friday.

Speaker 1 (56:29):
This was like when Red was trying to get his
beach cruiser back from de Boy.

Speaker 4 (56:35):
You guys are gonna watch I'll watch that. You watched
seasons for to eight of Downs Abbey, listen.

Speaker 3 (56:40):
That's a perfect Exchange'm trying to get him watch top Boy.

Speaker 2 (56:44):
You know.

Speaker 3 (56:46):
Sorry, Candid last week.

Speaker 4 (56:47):
You're like, man, I gotta I gotta get my accent going,
and I'm.

Speaker 3 (56:49):
Like, you gotta go. You gotta participated by my boys
infect me right.

Speaker 1 (56:55):
I said, your partner will leave you for all the
vocal stems that you walk out watching that ship give
me saying where's my food?

Speaker 3 (57:02):
Brough with my piece? Bro?

Speaker 4 (57:04):
He's that's that.

Speaker 2 (57:05):
We beat Chelsea tomorrow I start watching Top Boy. Okay,
stay tuned, folks, Okay, the next level of this pot.

Speaker 4 (57:12):
I like this made you made this quite streamable. People
are gonna have to listen to the next episode. Said hey,
your London ting accident, and then you also say who
put the note trailer cat between two hairstyles?

Speaker 2 (57:24):
He is hair is some ship I've never seen before.
Can Yeah, he has the clean low michaeh Richards up
front and then he has like the matrix two dreads
in the back.

Speaker 3 (57:37):
Oh oh, hold on, let's we need to pull up
a high resolution.

Speaker 2 (57:42):
And I assume it's because he's so muscular he just
needs some extra hair back there to hide his thick
ass neck.

Speaker 3 (57:47):
That's what it is. Something's going on. He's kind of
got it. Chu's chunky neck.

Speaker 2 (57:51):
It's like half fresh out the barber shop. And then
it's like knuckles in the back knuckle that's what he's doing.
He is uh, he's so big for absolutely no, it
doesn't like it doesn't give it no result.

Speaker 3 (58:07):
No, yeah, you're right.

Speaker 4 (58:08):
Apart from right, the result was that and that's what. Yeah,
it's so funny.

Speaker 3 (58:14):
No other, no other Top player is anywhere near that
muscular it's it's in. It can't help. He got a condition.
He's so unero dynamic.

Speaker 1 (58:24):
He looks like some kind of fucked up Michael B.
Jordan mutant. He looks like a oh yeah does he does?
Michael B. Jordan's should play him.

Speaker 3 (58:32):
In a movie.

Speaker 1 (58:34):
Michael B.

Speaker 3 (58:34):
Jordan off the h G H. It's called the Biggest
Footballer on the planet.

Speaker 2 (58:38):
Wow, that's Yokre has like a safe with legs. He's
like a deployed sale. He's like a mask like when the.

Speaker 4 (58:49):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah he's in the sheet.

Speaker 1 (58:52):
I don't know. Yeah, deployed sales sounded Yeah, that's way.
That feels like way more substantial, like like a deployed
say yeah said.

Speaker 4 (59:01):
I thought that was like a business talk for for
selling something. I was like, this is the most meta
analogy ever, but deployed sense.

Speaker 2 (59:08):
You have a lot of fans on's NBC Business, Yeah,
a lot of guys from Mad Money.

Speaker 3 (59:13):
Yeah hell yeah, because I used to be guest on
Mad Money. Yeah did you Yeah? Yeah? People, I would
love to see those clips. A lot of jokes about
jacking off with Mad Money.

Speaker 1 (59:24):
With mister Kramer.

Speaker 3 (59:25):
Was that guy's name, like cash is King? Something else?

Speaker 1 (59:28):
To clean up with. Okay, Liverpool Newcastle, we should just
talked about them. God, they look they're looking great. Hugo
like a t K.

Speaker 3 (59:36):
I think it's one of my favorite strikers.

Speaker 2 (59:37):
Right out to that lady who looks like him seeing
the mom mom, I mean no, but this guy's mom
just has the short blonde hair with the Yeah the
new has stars that you know, like the youngish mom
vibe his mom because I like just a lady, because
I know he looks like hastall are.

Speaker 3 (59:55):
You talking about?

Speaker 4 (59:55):
I was looking at he's changed just a mom, his
mom looking like me. To the Lord itself looked like
his own mum would be. That's been the big succession.

Speaker 1 (01:00:04):
Wow, tribute pleasantand video.

Speaker 3 (01:00:08):
That's an Auntie right there. Yeah, that's that's definitely Auntie
right there. Vibes. She looks better the more he scores,
like this is the first one that's funny.

Speaker 2 (01:00:18):
And now we're like she's rocking the jersey now and
right in between see she just got her die job.

Speaker 3 (01:00:24):
Yeah no root here.

Speaker 2 (01:00:27):
And he's also becoming more blond as well, has gone
full super saying.

Speaker 1 (01:00:31):
It is bro and I'm worried about his hair. You're
worried about the bleaching. That no, no, it's male genetics.
I wish then there'd be then I could stop the bleaching,
but I didn't. Uh. But then I'm like, I'm like, oh, bro,
take care of your hair. You go.

Speaker 3 (01:00:48):
It could just be the weather too, that he could.
He could sort of almost like baby teef.

Speaker 4 (01:00:53):
He could sort of ruin his hair and then just
buy some new Yeah, the rich guy equivalent of a
baby tea plane to Turkey, like.

Speaker 1 (01:01:02):
That boxer that mine Actually got wig push back. That's
that was my favorite thing, because every black person goes,
you got this fucking wig push back. This is just
never raised getting your wig pushed back, Like you want
to get your fucking wig push this. Actually, it's the

(01:01:23):
craziest clip of all time.

Speaker 4 (01:01:25):
Also, his explanation for it is like, what do you say?
Do you know what I remember I said a few
podcasts ago about how I said. I I said I
had to ZiT and I picked in. I pretended I've
been burnt by cigarette, yeah, said he said.

Speaker 3 (01:01:37):
I used to goes.

Speaker 4 (01:01:38):
Yeah, man, you say your parents my mom from the club,
and then he goes And then I was like and
then his explanation was two days ago, I just choose
some shampoo my hair and it just it's just like
my hair.

Speaker 3 (01:01:51):
It's just like just like and then it just messing
my hair up and then I'm wearing I was like,
what was making any sense?

Speaker 1 (01:01:57):
Yet?

Speaker 9 (01:01:57):
Shampoo makes all your hair for that too, and then
back your head. Yeah, just an all understand why you
were bald was the case of you nut And I
love that he won that match.

Speaker 4 (01:02:09):
He did.

Speaker 1 (01:02:10):
Oh my god, that's so tight.

Speaker 2 (01:02:11):
Yeah, how to be able to beat somebody up and
still be so self conscious that hell yeah, gets full
and rubbed.

Speaker 3 (01:02:18):
On your head, fucking blow the glue bleue off on
you like that?

Speaker 1 (01:02:23):
Or is that what? Like?

Speaker 3 (01:02:24):
Bro like, is that what caused the victory?

Speaker 2 (01:02:27):
Like he was.

Speaker 1 (01:02:29):
He's like, yeah, that's that's it, because I did, because
I think that is a bald man's worst fear is
being exposed in public.

Speaker 4 (01:02:36):
It made such a.

Speaker 3 (01:02:37):
Public way he just blasted off.

Speaker 1 (01:02:39):
He turned that into a fucking nuclear fission reactor fucking
anger because it's like, like, you know how sometimes you
see if people like funck with like a dude and
they flick their hat off and like they be bald
because they're half fish and they go oh, and then
you're like this, this guy might kill you right now,
and he blew his hat off and you expose him.
I was like this, he might be in trouble, bro
And also, so how the can wear pie box?

Speaker 3 (01:03:05):
Place to have a hair piece sweating?

Speaker 4 (01:03:07):
They're gonna be hitting your knee one of the main
places be trying to hit you. Only put a hair
piece on your knees. Sure no one's hitting you that
have hairy knees.

Speaker 1 (01:03:20):
No one's gonna be yes, uh, he said, he joked,
he said, okay. Miller joked that he had lost much
of his hair only days earlier by using ammonia bleach.
And then he said, I'm a comedian. You have to
make fun of yourself. What, oh my lord, are you
a comedian. It's just he's like, he's cool.

Speaker 4 (01:03:41):
I'm yeah, as a comedians can't get away with more
random stuff than like obviously politicians.

Speaker 3 (01:03:47):
But he's like, I'm a comedian.

Speaker 9 (01:03:50):
Yeah, So.

Speaker 3 (01:03:52):
I killed my neighbor. I've got to bo my basement.

Speaker 1 (01:04:00):
Ignore all the scratches on the walls in that one bedroom.
It's not from fingernails, all right, anyway, Just a comedian.

Speaker 3 (01:04:07):
So Orientvert scored again easy cat.

Speaker 1 (01:04:10):
That girl was so fucking casual. I was kind of
upset at it because he was like, yeah, just just
cut it back from me.

Speaker 3 (01:04:15):
Being just yeah, just such a slove. It's so much
slow finish. I love it.

Speaker 1 (01:04:20):
Like I was like, oh, you're that's when you're like,
you know, this guy is good because he's playing like
he sees the matrix just even with the placement of
that shot.

Speaker 3 (01:04:26):
But that's the second echitque goal that outs that how
the fuck.

Speaker 4 (01:04:31):
Did he well uh huh okay, So I initially was like, well,
this is that and then but the way people are
now talking about that goal, they're like this guy when
when I was a school kid, that's just a toe punt.
You're just punning with your toe, you know, when when
you don't have to kick a ball with your laces,
you just toepunt it. When a crow does it like
Ronaldo did it in the World Cup, I think in
two and two, and they're like, no backlift, no one's
expecting it. So the element of surprise was very cheeky.

Speaker 3 (01:04:55):
But it is just like, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:04:56):
I think it's because the goal was sort of like
because well, Kiz just played a ball out the back
to him and then he suddenly found himself basically with
one defender in between him, and he just slow walked
him burst his I think it was just how casual
it was. It wasn't even just like I've never seen
anybody finish like that. It was it was on re
esk and sort of like, Bro, I'm gonna cook your

(01:05:18):
bitch ass try and defend me. Because what I'm like
you already knew, is like I'm gonna drop my shoulder,
I'm gonna blow by you and I will casually just
poke this by.

Speaker 4 (01:05:26):
He's giving me strong on revibes. I will say that
he couldn't do everything. He doesn't look troubled.

Speaker 1 (01:05:31):
I'll say that. Liverpool supporters, you got what I tell
my friend all the time, like, bro, you you got
the guy. He's the guy.

Speaker 2 (01:05:38):
All of the big money signings are starting to fire
as well. Except we'll never see again. Yeah, oh god,
what if?

Speaker 1 (01:05:46):
H we'll see I hope he recovers because I don't
want they would suck if like he was never right
after this, after all that shit when he could have been,
but that see, I'm on the other side. I hope
to never Yeah, what if he never got better. That'd
be tight.

Speaker 4 (01:06:00):
I don't need him. Fuck that for the wrong team
they did. Also, they spend so much money time and
they've just bought. I mentioned the other week Jeremy Jacket. Yeah,
French sixty million and just fun. I mean, who doesn't
want to play called Jeremy Jacket in that team, whether
he's good or not. Actually, can I jacket it? I'm
just can we dive a little shout out? Sweetest moment

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of the weekend Kanate His dad died that week.

Speaker 1 (01:06:23):
Oh really?

Speaker 4 (01:06:24):
He scored the fourth goal when he started crying afterwards,
and I was like, man, oh, it.

Speaker 3 (01:06:28):
Wasn't because the goal so ugly.

Speaker 1 (01:06:30):
Yeah, because I thought, yeah, that's crazy.

Speaker 3 (01:06:33):
I didn't know that.

Speaker 1 (01:06:34):
My bad, my bad, my bad, because it trickled in
so bad way.

Speaker 3 (01:06:38):
They reminded me of I'm not even but that's hey, listen,
I was going to say a lot of job yeah yeah, yeah,
yeah yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:06:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:06:48):
Blew that ship over the line. So anyway, yeah, it
was like.

Speaker 1 (01:06:52):
One of those Little League videos where the coach.

Speaker 4 (01:06:55):
Put the ball in.

Speaker 3 (01:06:58):
Like coach pitch basically. Anyhow, that's crazy.

Speaker 4 (01:07:02):
His dad died.

Speaker 1 (01:07:02):
Yeah, man, man, I mean, and I don't even know
that I know, and I'm and I was, but I
had to go for the joke because it was so bad.

Speaker 3 (01:07:14):
It was in such poor taste I knew would get
a laugh that's no laughing matter.

Speaker 4 (01:07:17):
I think his dad thought like a few days before
and he's like that, you know, classic football is like
his dad he wanted to play, and I'm like, I
feel like, I'm even has a professional I can't have
a week off. I'd be like, yeah, but Jesus so
the fact he played that goal, scored a goal, that's when.
That's the moment when I love football.

Speaker 1 (01:07:33):
I'm like, yeah, great, good for you, evil good one.
There was a moment that where at the twentieth minute
they were applauding for Dyogo Jota and there was like
a camera on the way end and there was like
a kid who was what are we clapping for? And
then and then like his buddy next one was like
he clearly goes it's like it's for yogos like you
because he says something and goes oh, and he goes

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like oh, like he got it together really quick. But
it was just an interesting moment to see him being
like you have to explained and then you're awkward. Oh yes,
okay this then.

Speaker 3 (01:08:05):
Yeah, so anyway you go like a t K though.

Speaker 1 (01:08:07):
God damn it, he's so good and yeah he'll be good.

Speaker 4 (01:08:11):
He so fucking he's got classy feet.

Speaker 1 (01:08:15):
The way he moves the ball around is very good.
I don't know, man, he's just he's very creative in
a way that's I think really under I don't think
it's underrated, but he's really good.

Speaker 3 (01:08:23):
He's one of the top strikers right now.

Speaker 4 (01:08:25):
Any other business, well, you know, there was a couple
of you know, there's a few results, you know for
us and Parots. Drew Somedon obviously win again because they're
at home. They're just like behemoths. Yeah, but transfer windows shut.
One one story that tickled me is we've talked about
this man many times, a meat man, meat man Matta
failed as medical so obvious D two b D two

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b D two b D was two B.

Speaker 3 (01:08:49):
They wrote it down for SI. Let me see yep,
D two B so liability. Yeah, they different, They did
the and they did the way, and it was there's
no way.

Speaker 2 (01:09:04):
It can't be bigger than the coach in Italy. That's
what do they make you measure it and the gust
the coach.

Speaker 13 (01:09:09):
So the coach they travel or the head coach obviously
obviously they made the head coach and lie down next
to the.

Speaker 1 (01:09:22):
Full potential. Yea, so they said again, it wasn't that
like he had a heart condition or anything like that.
It must be just like they're like, bro, this guys
need something to them. Indicated Crystal just tried to sell
him it was a three month injury. No, and they'll
be like, well, hopefully they don't. Yeah, they're like, hold on,

(01:09:43):
hopefully if they just oh on, what's behind this duct tape?

Speaker 3 (01:09:47):
It's just a knee. He's just got an absence of knee.

Speaker 1 (01:09:51):
It's necrotizing.

Speaker 4 (01:09:52):
What the fuck is that supposed to be like.

Speaker 1 (01:09:54):
A cap on your knee? Now it's just a portal
to another world.

Speaker 4 (01:10:01):
That's actually just I just sort of.

Speaker 3 (01:10:02):
Slide the end of my penis out of that hole.

Speaker 4 (01:10:08):
Nah.

Speaker 3 (01:10:08):
Nah, So it's not ideal.

Speaker 1 (01:10:11):
What's that boys? Just the paperwork.

Speaker 4 (01:10:15):
It's not ideal.

Speaker 3 (01:10:16):
It's not ideal. It's a mystery box.

Speaker 4 (01:10:19):
If you I might not be able to play for
three months, be my mere wizard, if you go into it,
if you go into my knee, which.

Speaker 1 (01:10:24):
Could lead to some results. Who knows, who knows.

Speaker 3 (01:10:27):
Yeah, we did talk about Tonali's scumbag like what sure
Roger using it?

Speaker 4 (01:10:34):
We spoke about that and then oh yeah, I liked
David Moy's just being so angry for getting a yellow card.

Speaker 3 (01:10:41):
Yeah, I agree, I do agree.

Speaker 4 (01:10:43):
He was skipping, which is funny, but he's skelet technic, claric,
don't give just like we want it. If you score
your team minute context right, if you're going crazy for
a goal in the mid if you get a last
minute Winter equalized that and you you should be allowed.

Speaker 3 (01:10:57):
To gate like you won the league exactly.

Speaker 4 (01:11:00):
You should be running.

Speaker 3 (01:11:01):
You should be allowed to run into the crowd. Yeah,
just do what you want. Get your top off, David. Yeah,
get your nipples out, why not, for real, get your
actually get your nipples out, man, get him man, get
him back. Your nips out for the lads. Pull your
nips out, Pull your nips out. That's what we want.

(01:11:21):
Pull your nips out for the lads. Plenty will do
it again. Actually, I think if I had been a
bit more and more, I'm light, you know what I mean?

Speaker 4 (01:11:32):
But I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:11:33):
Alway got me a yellow as well.

Speaker 4 (01:11:35):
So mate as well, burn the whole hog from doing
the whole hog. I mean it kind of sucks because
that was such low energy. Yeah, I know he's right,
He's right. You shouldn't I you're gonna get Yeah, I
get it. If you're gonna be all wrong, be right,
you know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (01:11:49):
Yeah, but like but like you can't.

Speaker 1 (01:11:51):
I'm all like, I'm actually mad at them for giving him,
Like what the that wasn't even cool?

Speaker 4 (01:11:55):
Pgm O L.

Speaker 3 (01:11:56):
There are a bunch of get rid of him, get
of lots of them exactly. Uh, well that's gonna do
it for us this week.

Speaker 1 (01:12:03):
Uh, there was a couple of Champions.

Speaker 3 (01:12:05):
League things, but you already know obviously up there we.

Speaker 1 (01:12:07):
Went to unheeded, unbeaten, you know what I mean, Dubs
all the way, you know, so.

Speaker 3 (01:12:12):
Good four oh after three two verse.

Speaker 2 (01:12:14):
Kyratt felt very good because that was another little like, Okay,
why are we not beating the fun out of I think.

Speaker 4 (01:12:20):
It's hard when taking this nine hundred places, you must
be hard to surely go for it.

Speaker 1 (01:12:25):
And it's like Kirat, Yeah, it doesn't even makes sense.
They never look more like that than you're gonna say.

Speaker 4 (01:12:30):
And you can say it safely because we because Arsenal
will not be.

Speaker 1 (01:12:33):
Playing them again. What was that weird stat that like
kai havert scoring is like the the Yeah, us three
letters of a player.

Speaker 4 (01:12:41):
Matched the first letter of the ta score against Since
Lee Dixon against Leeds, Oh look at us, guys, and
then we beat Leads on the weekend.

Speaker 3 (01:12:50):
Everything good.

Speaker 1 (01:12:52):
And Lee Dixon also helped my wife proposed to me
for my wedding.

Speaker 3 (01:12:56):
Oh yeah, so the teary on me. But that's a
whole other episode.

Speaker 4 (01:13:00):
All right, y'all, we'll see you next time.

Speaker 3 (01:13:02):
Anybody got anything to plug just this thing?

Speaker 1 (01:13:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:13:04):
And uh tonight free comedy in Highland Park. Okay, blind
barber and Able mentioned a Cole Palmer's hair, which also
sucks hit my last hair joke out.

Speaker 3 (01:13:14):
Yeah, yeah, yeah it was real floppy headwatch. Yeah it's
a good look. It was because you remember.

Speaker 1 (01:13:19):
When, like because remember when Foden was really going with
the caesar. That's what That's what Cole Palmer's doing. But
it's too long now and he doesn't know. Yeah, exactly
does Floppy. Yeah, guys and Cole Palmer, you should know, bro,
you black, you know what the fuck mean?

Speaker 3 (01:13:34):
While Phil Folden should look like Bruno Mars.

Speaker 4 (01:13:36):
I know exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:13:37):
I'm like, you got to be black, right, And they're
like no, and you're like Cole Palmer is like yes,
his granddaddy's jamacing.

Speaker 4 (01:13:44):
Isn't that the case with Cole Palmer? Yeah, I'm always like, man,
God blessed.

Speaker 3 (01:13:48):
Those like em and Ron Giggs.

Speaker 1 (01:13:49):
Oh yeah yeah, well yeah yeah Franking is black too, yo,
ship man like Emil Smith Rows also one of those.

Speaker 3 (01:13:57):
Thoughts.

Speaker 1 (01:13:58):
Yeah, I tom times I've got no black in my family.
But is that is that allowed to?

Speaker 3 (01:14:02):
Yeah, that's all right. Plant I'm just a huge I'm
a huge fan maple syrup.

Speaker 1 (01:14:10):
Bit of.

Speaker 3 (01:14:12):
Okay, oh yeah, I.

Speaker 1 (01:14:17):
Ruined it it yeah yeah yeah, Jamerican do not write then,
is not responsible for the Plantain takes on?

Speaker 12 (01:14:24):
This so good?

Speaker 1 (01:14:26):
A little vanilla ice cream.

Speaker 5 (01:14:29):
I just put the right mayonnaise on, all right, Okay,
all right, We'll see you next time.

Speaker 4 (01:14:34):
Beece