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Speaker 1 (00:05):
Let it all, Let it all, let it all, let
it all.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
You already fucking know what time it is. Welcome to
a it footy and wow, we're back from the depths
of the darkness that was match week twenty seven or
twenty six. I forget we got an extra game we
played twenty eight. But anyway, you know what I'm talking about.
But before we get into it, it's time to go
around the table and ask, first, Jamel Johnson, can you

(00:39):
give me two the seventeen songs that's somewheup? How you feel?
Who songs up to you? Whatever you want to do?

Speaker 3 (00:44):
Well?

Speaker 2 (00:44):
I got words about I said songs just to kind
of say something different, some vibes.

Speaker 4 (00:48):
My two words. Standardized testing. Okay, uh, you know that.
I was trying to think of like a comp like
what's it like in school when you're like about to
fail and then you get the pop quiz that you
can't possibly fuck up? And then I remember the American
school system. Standardized testing is the only reason I graduated
high school on time.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
Nice.

Speaker 4 (01:09):
I did none of my work, but they would give
us these bullshit tests at the end of the year
that you didn't have to get a good grade. On
the past a passing grade. And this is in Virginia.
They are called the Standards of Learning Wells for short,
shout out to our guy Soul Campbell. Wow and yeah,
the passing grade was like a fifty six bro.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
Wait, so that's how well?

Speaker 4 (01:30):
So what they changed the rule during No Child Left
Behind so very like early two thousands and basically they
were like, no matter what you did during the year,
if you passed the Standards of Learning tests, you move
on to the next.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
Grade, gets to the final, and the finals super easy.

Speaker 4 (01:47):
Yes, yeah, I would have to say I think playing
Tottenham is like a standard of.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
I guess you should. You can't fuck this up. But
it felt and it felt like almost like are they
going to fuck up your standards?

Speaker 4 (01:58):
It's high pressure, Like I'm coming into the test with
a thirty two in English? I speak English? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
what the fuck is the problem?

Speaker 2 (02:05):
What is verb tensive streament?

Speaker 4 (02:06):
What's going on here?

Speaker 2 (02:08):
I like it?

Speaker 4 (02:08):
And then it's test time and the test is you're
playing against a team who only has thirteen active players, right,
and none of them have ever lifted weights before. No,
they're all smaller shit and dumby shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
of that person and dumb shit Chris Martin, Spuzz, spuzz.
The reason Americans are so stupid it is basically what

(02:31):
you're saying.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
Pretty much. I could track it to them, yeah right,
because hey, if they were better, we'd be better. Okay,
so do better Okay, but we are better, so in
every miserable way, Chris Martin, how about you? I under seventeenagers?
That songs? What's new? Pussy Cat who? Right now?

Speaker 3 (02:49):
Pussy Cat WHOA? Pussy Cat whoa? Just when you think
it's over, it's not over. It's going a couple more hits,
a couple more over. It's not over again. It's going
yep yep. Be thought the title race was over. It
was very much not over. Yeah, Oh I love that.

(03:11):
I love that is Tom Jones. Does he got a
little bit about Welsh? His hair is white hair curly,
he's Welsh. But why is he curt?

Speaker 2 (03:20):
Are you thinking? Has he got some other Yeah? Like
Ryan like that? That's Tom Jones black.

Speaker 4 (03:28):
He's related to Barrington Levy. That's why he wos.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
He's very famous for having fake turned. Tom Jones proven
right as DNA test reveals two hundred thousand year old
black answers home.

Speaker 4 (03:41):
What excuse me, he's related to hotel?

Speaker 2 (03:44):
He said. He has expressed relief at being proven right
in his belief he has black answers jokes over his life. Hey,
I can say that because my two hundred thousand year
olds Yeah, big, big big. Three hours later grandfather was
a you know, yeah, yeah, that's how you go the lyrics,

(04:10):
said a racy jokes. I went, whoa, whoa, whoa, all right,
all right. The original words were what's the new jungle bunny?
I made itn't like it, so I had to change it, mate,
But I said, it's okay because two hundred thousand years
ago my uncle was black. He said, I've constantly been
asked throughout my career whether I am a black man

(04:31):
heralding from the Welsh Valleys. But anyone looking at my
dance moves, okay, we're going there looking at him? Could
a test this suggestion was unlikely? I like, you got
to lean into because black people can dance. However, some
of the best goat curries I've ever had have come
from punt punty print. Yeah yeah, okay, that sounds a

(04:53):
little like ponder replay. Okay, yeah, yeah, pont uh Uh.
For me, I already saying at the at the top
of the show, let it all, let it all. Oh
my god. If there's one constant that we can have,

(05:15):
and it's Ebareche as a scores against Spurs at least
two goals. Yeah, he's everything, right, I love it, And
I love that stat that his last shot on target
was the last goal he scored in the Darby and November.
It's crazy prior to that last goal. It's like, yes,
I love that, and that's and it's a thing that
is chapping the asses of Spurs supporters so fucking bad,

(05:39):
the anger that these people have over as a that
they're like I saw one cup of guy being like, yeah,
he's worse than so compabled to me exactly, he's worse
than you're hold on, bro, you guys didn't even have
him and you're active. Okay, okay, I mean, look, focus
on yourselves, y'all because y'all got problems, and we we're
going to focus on ourselves too, because we're to stay up.

(06:01):
Let it all work out anyway. Main story Spurs one arsenal.
I just want to say this. Going into it, I
think everybody was like shit that wolves result was diabolical.
The fucking internet was just already crip walking on our
grave just preemptively. They're like, wait, They're like, this is

(06:24):
the funniest shit that's about to happen. They're gonna go
to Spurs where they've only won fucking twice and get clapped. Well,
that didn't happen.

Speaker 3 (06:32):
Is it a good time to mention what the the
stadium announcers said the Tottenham stad.

Speaker 2 (06:37):
Is there audio of that? Do we not?

Speaker 3 (06:39):
I think people have been trying to find it, but
from I think Miguel Delaney okay said the Spurs announce
that worried then nervous as hell ware, calm, we're ready?

Speaker 2 (06:48):
What the why would you say that? When was this said?

Speaker 3 (06:51):
Like in the they like getting the crowd up, you know,
when the players are walking out the stadium.

Speaker 2 (06:56):
Aunay. This was like for their insular live stream where
other sad supporters could just listen to their own broadcast.
They that, yeah, oh you you motherfuckers, because now I
have to believe we didn't even win because we were better.
We may have one because they said that dumb shit.
That's how much of an error that is. They look nervous,

(07:18):
that is I mean that is I guess something you'd
say before, like you're trying to puff your chest up
before a fight that you do lose.

Speaker 4 (07:23):
Yeah, but if you've never won a game.

Speaker 2 (07:26):
Yeah, they haven't wont to wait all year, but this
year yes, yeah, they have not won this calendar or no, no, no.

Speaker 4 (07:32):
No extra pressure. Yeah, you know, let's just go out
there and play it regular.

Speaker 2 (07:36):
The narrative was they're gonna have twelve days to prepare
for this North London Darby Igor Tutor is really gonna
get And I remember last week we were listening to
his first interview. He's like, I'm going to We're going
to destroy everything I do. Nothing matter, It's about them,
and you're like, oh shit, okay, maybe he's a hard ass.
Cut to man marking in the midfield, bruht are you doing?

(07:59):
You done?

Speaker 4 (08:00):
Do?

Speaker 2 (08:00):
Try and guy Man's man against Arsenal.

Speaker 4 (08:03):
It was the best we've looked all year because of it, like, yeah,
clearly in control, they.

Speaker 2 (08:08):
Neglected jury and Timber had so much space on that
right side. And then because Jed Spence was caught between
him and soccer and he didn't know who to fucking cover.
By the time he would even try and step out
to get the timber. Sokka was alone and now Van
Derven had to shift over, and now your whole back
line is fucking shifting, and it's like, bro, this is
this We prayed for times like this, Okay it.

Speaker 4 (08:31):
Was looking good or yeah, back in a way where
I'm like, it's time them the worst team in the league.
Oh yeah, for the past few months, every other team
kind of had our midfield stuff figured out.

Speaker 2 (08:40):
Yeah yeah, tough, yeah yeah yeah. And I think it's
I mean, I think credit to them. They're probably like, well,
we can't just sit back. We're gonna get fucking smashed
if we're just sitting back, So let's try and play open.
And that's usually the only like when we have games
that are wide open, like most Champions League matches, that's
when we're able to crush them. The other thing that's
interesting the new manager, Bounce but something a lot of

(09:01):
people were talking, Oh she dude, you know whatever, knew
you know it could be a new image Bounce. Igor
Tutor is the first Tottenham Hotspur to lose their first
Premier League game in charge since andre vshbosh Wow in
August twenty twelve, with the previous nine going unbeaten. So
that's one six drawn three. Uh So you know, history

(09:21):
may have may have you may have thought that maybe
you got a point out. He's just got the voice.
They realized that.

Speaker 3 (09:26):
Yeah, he went into the name was I have your hyatt? Yeah,
I like the sound. I like the baseline.

Speaker 2 (09:31):
Sorry, let me finish hemorrhoids today, we've already you've already
already made Sorry, I'm just there a bathroom. I'm sorry.
Do you coach football? No? I do terrible. He's the
Eastern European from the world. Yeah, from what he looks like,
he could have been like a grand theft auto bad guy,

(09:52):
like I can see him in that post Grant York. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeh yeah, yeah he's there, He's there, he's there, stolen tires.
Yeah oh yeah, another great status. So as they scored
a brace obviously. Uh so he is now third for
most goals in the Dark Robert Robert Pirez has seven
and eleven appearances.

Speaker 3 (10:13):
In the Premier League, right, yeah, Emmanuel records began.

Speaker 2 (10:16):
Yeah, Emmanuel adebayor six in seven appearance.

Speaker 4 (10:19):
And he played for both teams, so that's kind of
like a little cheat.

Speaker 2 (10:21):
Yes, and as a five in two. So at this rate, baby,
it's bizarre. You got something going. And I love this.

Speaker 4 (10:31):
And I still can't tell if it's like, is he
playing better or is t them the worst team all time?

Speaker 2 (10:38):
Yeah, I know, you get love.

Speaker 3 (10:40):
Now it's see if he's we interested, if he stays
plays against Chelsea and see how he how he does.
But they just just left him. So they had so
many players, but like behind the ball yet no one Yeah,
no one in the right area.

Speaker 2 (10:55):
I mean Arsenal.

Speaker 3 (10:56):
It was crazy watching I was watching a Nashville shouts
out to the two random guys are sat on the
table at the Fleet Street Pub and by you, Drew.
And I called Philip, who said he was gonna listen
to the podcast Lovely people. I love hugging a guy
i've just met. What a beautiful thing about football.

Speaker 2 (11:12):
I love the slow pace of Americans singing utu utu
b It's very true bu true. And I caught you
because you posted that video. You sent us a video
and I said, thank god, Chris was there. He sent
you said let's get this ship. This is punchy, this
little bit punch of your baby. But anyway, you saw
them shout out to Philip and Drew.

Speaker 3 (11:30):
Okay, but yeah, no, I was watching the game going
again it fell out one of those games, you know,
and you I felt like I've watched an Arsenal game
like this for twenty years where you're like dominant and
you're like how and then we scored the goal and
then obviously, I mean we have to laugh declan right
selling everyone to switch on, bro and then within nine
seconds in the fuck man, Yeah, that was and that

(11:52):
is that is a recurring issue we should probably talk about,
like we keep giving teams goals and Tottenham was so
courteous that despite us doing that, in a second off
they're like, well, we should make it very easy for
you to score more goals. But yeah, luckily asked the
one and I'm sure the other players would have bantered
him afterwards about that.

Speaker 4 (12:07):
But that switch, Bro, he only switched himself off.

Speaker 2 (12:12):
That was wild.

Speaker 4 (12:14):
I trying to dribble through two guys in the corner.
I mean, obviously we all know his dumbest shit, but yeah.

Speaker 2 (12:19):
It was just like I think on the heels of
that Wolves match, the interview he gave to where he's like, hell,
we know what do you know what?

Speaker 3 (12:26):
Once you get an interview in the week once to
do that, like, yeah, you know, I'm always whatever. It's
like when Eza gave one of those interviews the other
day and then just put up a stinker. You're like,
they give this really like, hey, I'm just we worked
it all out. That that's a kiss of death you're
gonna have You're gonna do something stepid in the next game.

Speaker 2 (12:42):
Yeah, But I mean it ended up being okay because
Yuckers also said at the end of the match. He
also referenced that like summit that they had after the
Wolves sing and the way he said the meeting, bro,
we just fucking put it all on the table like
people were, people were, people spoke their mind about everything
they felt that was happening.

Speaker 3 (13:00):
Just know, even in football, just about she won't even.

Speaker 2 (13:03):
Speak to me when I go, we don't know what's
in the m r N A vaccine And you're like, whoa, whoa,
what the fuck shape is? Yeah? It can't be like
this ball? Hell, no, no way. Why am I not
falling over right now? Can you regrow foreskin if you
really think about it, if you really think about it.

(13:24):
I saw how to with John Wilson. There was a
guy who had a thing to stretch it back. We
need fucking answers, and they're like, all right, our teta
at least case, Oh magnets, how do they do to
do a croquetta like your fucking iniesta, like in your
own half? Like that? It felt so like textbook dumb

(13:47):
fuck look at us shooting ourselves in the foot.

Speaker 4 (13:50):
He was ready to be racist about it. Yeah, right,
I was gonna get racist, going to say, I was
gonna like milk thing, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, milk milk boy.

Speaker 2 (13:58):
There you go. Refreshing. Yeah, it's more refreshing. He's sliding
into a white players d ms and racially milk bottle emojis.

Speaker 4 (14:08):
Oh, I was gonna send them all type of crazy
screenshots of PBS.

Speaker 2 (14:12):
Of Mayou and half and half exactly exactly, Well, I
have a stereotype should I know about on the black circuit?
What are you guys saying about black cir in terms
of white people?

Speaker 4 (14:24):
I mean, I guess we're just we're making funny with
how you'll wear your pants?

Speaker 2 (14:27):
What are we doing with them? Too high to a posture?
A bad posture. There is a thing like you if
you're you're going to embody a white guys like, yeah,
you know what's funny is that's so funny.

Speaker 3 (14:43):
But what's funny is a friend of mine complimenting me
having very good posture, which I've now realized means.

Speaker 2 (14:48):
No, no, your ship is all right, all right, not wrong.
You never come off like no one ever goes like
a white friend managers. You got to put a little
more like hey hey, because there's always like a you
this one like kind of like a male Karen type.

Speaker 3 (15:04):
Yeah yeah, yeah, well well actually that kind of vibe.

Speaker 2 (15:08):
Yeah sure, but see when you do with your English
accent that I don't know's it magical? Yeah? Okay, yeah,
it doesn't come off.

Speaker 3 (15:17):
Abusing declan then you still got actually you're a magical motherfucker.

Speaker 2 (15:20):
Yeah, because she wins a glass. Bro, he's not scared anybody.

Speaker 4 (15:26):
I was gonna send him a bunch of like me
and Jamaican music. I was gonna yeah, or he didn't.

Speaker 2 (15:30):
He probably speaks patois for a little you know what
I mean, because you see him do like he called
himself all of a deck gay mister Niga. But anyway, yeah, yeah,
there was a lot going on in that match. I
mean there's so many things that I do want to say,
we still got Victor. We said Victor, him and Esse
were so locked in. I was like, what the fuck
because this was something like we saw with Kai Havertz

(15:52):
for a little bit. I'm like, oh, he knows how
to play with Victory, and as a what was really
I felt like had a really good chemistry with Victory.

Speaker 3 (16:00):
Can strike her, which I think gave Victor. He's looked
good with Kai Neer. I think you need someone near
him because he can't on his own. I don't think
his skill is not to like beat two guys exactly.
So that first that was 's right there for his
first goal, for Victor's first goal, he gets that one touch,
and then it's funny, even though I've been I haven't

(16:21):
been the most pro Victor.

Speaker 2 (16:23):
Yeah, punned it of all type things. But after he
takes that first touch.

Speaker 3 (16:26):
I was like, I think it's just I just I
was like, he's going to I didn't even see where
the ball went. As soon as he hits it, I
was like, that's a goal. Oh yeah, the power he
got from that. And then for the third goal, I think,
actually probably the second goal I think is really good
and very much like felt very like what he's been
brought to do, like out muscle bend in. But the
touch to Eza for the third goal, Oh yeah, sort
of thing you like, I think with.

Speaker 2 (16:47):
Him because that was the Dragason headed it and then
he was trying to like and he's yeah, that little layoff,
that's the stuff you.

Speaker 3 (16:56):
Want to see him do more. And I think when
I watch him more, I'm like, he didn't have too
much time. When he's got too much time to think
about it, that's not when he's like, I don't know
what i'd be. I'm a safe of legs, I'm out
of my depth here. But if he doesn't have time
to think about the fact that he's just a giant
dude who doesn't really know how the controllaball, then you
can just do a nice touch and so yeah, fair
play to both of those guys. And it'd be interesting

(17:17):
because maybe I don't know Phil. He picks the team
for the opposition a lot Michel, so I don't even people.
They both fust out the next game, but they might not.

Speaker 2 (17:26):
We'll see.

Speaker 4 (17:26):
Yeah yeah, yeah, first few goals he scored without falling
as well, that's true.

Speaker 2 (17:32):
Balance his feet that's rare. He could execute the bay mask. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (17:36):
I did do a bain mass celebration with two strangers,
and I felt I felt a bit weird.

Speaker 2 (17:40):
Afterwards. I was like, I'm too old to be doing
a bain mask. Yeah, it felt a little odd one
like everybody did the bean mask, but bean mask, like
Encapiar did it. I didn't even know. Part of me
was like, you know, let's let him do it. That's
his ship.

Speaker 4 (17:53):
There's a moment the second one where older guard and
hits him with the ball. Uh and older jumps on
his back, has to.

Speaker 2 (18:00):
Do like yeah, yeah. He tries to go yeah, he's
like easy, Why didn't you score a goal?

Speaker 5 (18:09):
You could do that and you can do that too.
Remember when you used to do the camera and ship
you didn't? Oh yeah you had You did the basketball shot.
I remember that one too. Oh god, he used to celebrate.
He used to he was pree injury. He was a
different boy.

Speaker 3 (18:23):
Yeah, but we talk about a weird thing that I
did notice. So I was watching the game and then
I was like, why Dominic Slanky not playing? He's been
out all week with a sore throat. And I was like,
that is behavior. That is an Arsenal fan, not one playing.

Speaker 2 (18:37):
There's a throat trying to call out.

Speaker 3 (18:39):
Man that that's such a red flag if you're a
Spurs fan, Like what how much money are they paying you?
They're like a sore Like he can't call for the
ball properly. Yeah, exactly, we can't have him. He can't call,
he can't call for it.

Speaker 2 (18:53):
What else?

Speaker 3 (18:53):
Well, he got a paper cut on his finger. Guy,
I'm out real paper cut.

Speaker 2 (18:59):
Sorry.

Speaker 4 (19:00):
Sorry, you know we got recal love, bro, we got flavor.

Speaker 2 (19:06):
Honeymoon. Come on, No, I don't like.

Speaker 4 (19:08):
I went to Costco and I got the MACA.

Speaker 6 (19:10):
Now honey, bro, I'm begetting so honey is also a
byproduct of the animal that I will not Yeah, so.

Speaker 4 (19:16):
Just using a lot of words for a guy with throat.

Speaker 2 (19:19):
What's what? What shirt are you wearing under that? Look? Red? Bro?
What is that? Man? It's a religious garment that I
wear for days, like sore throat?

Speaker 4 (19:29):
Man?

Speaker 2 (19:29):
There's I mean this is again.

Speaker 4 (19:31):
I've never used that excuse to get out of a job.
That meant no, yeah, yeah, yeah, I.

Speaker 2 (19:38):
Can say that.

Speaker 3 (19:39):
That's all good enough excuse if getting paid like eighty grand.

Speaker 2 (19:43):
We're doing the one job where you could be like,
oh he had a sore throat. Well yeah, you're talking
the whole time. Yeah, yeah, yeah, fucking running breathing. This
is this again Eagles like egos, like can you make
it sound like me? Yeah? It's like sorry mate, okay
you start doing the bench. Well we'll give you fifty

(20:03):
minutes or your pizzas free. The thing that was like
I again, I always had to I have to drink
the spur supporters tears after a match like this. So
I'm going I'm working where they're at, where they're like,
there we are, and there's a lot of top a first,
the gabby push pull them wani. That's that's a lot
of time. And I've got like, yeah, I mean you

(20:24):
might have something there because it's it's a very inconsistently
called yeah. Yeah. There are times we've shoved motherfuckers, like
breaking their spines for a set piece and it doesn't
get caught and we're like, yeah, I mean this is
how shit Like you're like everyone it's tough about it,
and there are times it's happened to us and it
doesn't get called. But it's like one of those things.
It's like whatever the ref cool is yeah, it's like

(20:44):
it's hard for me to say. Like some people like, well,
how do you feel about it? Every time it happens?
Should it happen or should it not happened? It's like, well,
if if, if it is actually altering the ability of
the defender, then yeah, you have to call it, But
no one's calling it consistently. So I don't know what
to make of it because I've seen it happen every
fucking possible and it's sometimes a fowl, sometimes not.

Speaker 4 (21:02):
I was shocked they called it at all, and I
guess it was just because his arms were extended already.

Speaker 2 (21:07):
Right, it was like a little too clear.

Speaker 3 (21:08):
I think when it's two hat, I personally think those
two hands generally you can't jump roperly. I mean, he
exaggerated the hell out of the exaggeration makes me think
I still think it, Peter, And that's they're sore about
it because echt K did it to Romero and then
nothing happened. But generally I feel like that sort of
thing should be foul. But maybe you know, I'm obviously

(21:29):
I'm massively bad, but still arsenal even have that when
we don't really do anything in attack, So you cling
onto any moment.

Speaker 2 (21:36):
So if you're a Spurs fan, of course, if we'd
have just got that, we would have been five. And
if that Charleston almost well the redictions his awareness, Yeah,
I would have just fucking my legs. I just keep
I just keep walking. I just keep walking. I walk
off the pitch.

Speaker 3 (21:52):
He immediately turns around and with his big hands, big
hands are there.

Speaker 2 (21:57):
It was spinning, you know. It wasn't a clean flick,
so it caught a little spin. And I think that's
when it gave him enough time to be like, that
ship is going slow through my body, and my god,
the way he fucking scooped that ship out, I was like,
he has got comically big hands.

Speaker 7 (22:12):
Yeah they are.

Speaker 2 (22:17):
Only six.

Speaker 3 (22:18):
If he's got me, I show him, and he's in
a newspaper thing or something about how he's got giant hands.
I'm a man with quite small hands, so I'm always
quite jealous of anyway, looking at both your hands, you
both put decent sized hands, and jealous.

Speaker 2 (22:30):
His gloves pretty big digits there. I can I can
almost hit two octas on it, you know, no, I can't.
I can almost almost trible to basketball with both hands
on it. Yeah, that's but that's that's because you're genetically
predisposed to not be able to handle it. I'm good.

Speaker 3 (22:47):
Hold bulls, Yeah, lawn bowls a French one. No, what's
that one? You call it something different with we throw
the balls towards a little ball.

Speaker 2 (22:57):
What's that?

Speaker 7 (22:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (22:59):
We call it is in Frances called bulls. Is another
one called probably that's another one. Yeah, and I'm like,
what's Yeah, it's called ptankway French build game. It's a
bull game game. Yeah, she good said, yea, we I

(23:20):
think is what they'd say. Anyway. The other thing, there
was a save. There was that one. Oh the thing
I was gonna say, sir, supporters, they were talking about
Dominic slwonkey. It was his sore throat. They're like, we
we've got so many double agents in this sport. I
think he's the I think it's he their biggest signing

(23:41):
actually monetary, I think, yeah, pound for pound. And then
you're saying like like we have to have a policy
no more people that support Arsenal. It's like, bru he
seriously good players. First of all, you think and I
think I guess the alternative. I guess the idea was
like only people that are like, as a who have
been who've been down with us as childhood. I'm like, bro,

(24:02):
those people they're not doing it. They're not doing it.

Speaker 4 (24:05):
And then the next person they bring in his Spike Lee.
Oh interviewing Spike Lee for some reason.

Speaker 7 (24:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (24:11):
Yeah, the first of all, I want to catch a
magic at the with the Brooklyn Gooners. Their fucking instagram
is so turned up. They had Spike Lee and Saul Campbell.
It was Camber was out there just saying things were late.
Yeah he's using American Yeah yeah, he was like you.

Speaker 3 (24:28):
He was saying, I'd love to go for a bit
of So Campbell, he would definitely tell you the earth
is flat, Like wouldn't they He would, yeah.

Speaker 2 (24:34):
Tell you something.

Speaker 3 (24:35):
If you said, just say your real feelings, you'd be
like all right, So we uh, let's let's let's let's
cut off the Yeah.

Speaker 4 (24:43):
He might think it's rectangular. Yeah, we don't know what
he's got shaped like a kickcat bar. They're like, no,
what you can snap it in four? What song hemispheres? Yeah,
I do believe in that, but it's still flat.

Speaker 7 (24:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (24:57):
Way for cookie, And so you're all right, way for cookie.
So how many busy. None, No, that's even with I
wish you. Yeah, they're like, oh yeah, you got soccer
ball CT. Yep, yep, that's the thing, you know, it
is a thing. Did you ever see that documentary about
CT and there's like that one woman's professional player and
she was like, I got to use a GPS to

(25:17):
get around my neighborhood because my memory is so shot
from heading.

Speaker 3 (25:21):
My wife is the same, having never played any any
ball sport.

Speaker 2 (25:26):
She called me, she wants called me.

Speaker 3 (25:27):
We lived in a part of London and she walked
to the high street a five minute walks and which
ways boots, which way's boots the pharmacy right the whole time.

Speaker 2 (25:35):
Yeah, yeah, she just.

Speaker 3 (25:36):
Was walking blindly with my cousin for many years missus McGoo,
no idea direction?

Speaker 2 (25:42):
Oh yeah, I have a cousin like that, who if
the directions were to walk off of a cliff, they
would they would be like, I guess, I guess that's
how it appears if I just walk off this cliff.
I'm like, do you you understand gravity? And where you're at?

Speaker 4 (25:54):
Like?

Speaker 2 (25:55):
No, no, no, anyway, what else was there? Oh? You
put Gabby luck? Yeah, I will get lucky also.

Speaker 4 (26:04):
He's got another one of these flops this year too, right,
mm hmm.

Speaker 3 (26:07):
It's not a great habit though, just you want him
to dis go for it, and uh.

Speaker 2 (26:12):
Uh, it's fun. It's fun this time, you know it is.

Speaker 3 (26:14):
It would be interesting to say, Austin keep doing self
inflicted winds so Chelsea this week and should be a
good game, but.

Speaker 2 (26:21):
Needs to cut out. That's how we keep the tension up. Baby.
But I will say this no matter what. And I
was texting this, I was I've gotten just so. I
got so despondent after the Wolves thing that I had
to really give my give myself a fucking sent to
be like, why the fuck do I even watch this ship?
Is it to like literally just fucking give up out

(26:43):
of nowhere? I do that with other sports. Okay, I
only have this ship tatted on my body times. Okay.
And I think the reason I had to really give
myself that is like there is no there is no point.
And I think the thing is because we've seen it
happen so many times, it's easy to just go like, well,
let me just cauterized this part of my nervous system
so I don't feel the pain anymore because I don't.

(27:04):
I'm already I'm gonna get ahead of this. But that's
the worst fucking ship And that's like the worst mentality
of any Like, I feel like it's the worst kind
of person you can I know, you don't want to be.
You don't know what are we doing? We gotta, we gotta.
Jenny wants that ship. So it's crazy the amount of
fucking wacky ship people say all the time. And I
get it, people just don't people. I think because there

(27:24):
are so many Arsenal fans on the internet, it's over
represented that people just sort of to treat Arsenal support
as like a default on the internet or something.

Speaker 3 (27:32):
Gary Neville said he thinks Arsenal will beat City, which
is a huge right.

Speaker 2 (27:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (27:36):
I think I've said for a few weeks and I
think Arsenal, I mean that need to win there. A
draw would be fine in a way, but I think
to win the league you've got to win a big game.

Speaker 2 (27:47):
I haven't.

Speaker 3 (27:47):
So they drew twice of Liverpool, Tory wants some City
drew Chelsea away, so then I think they have to
beat Chelsea atlone this weekend Tottenham too, I mean matches
with those matches, but like, I feel like, you've gotta
win it. You think about when Aston won the league
and Neville said this, but it's true, like one at
a man you in two thousand and two, one a,

(28:08):
I think one, yeah, one away old Trafford and I
think twice actually once in two thousand and two wants
to ye, you've got you gotta win it. You gotta
win a big away game. Yeah, so we'll see. I
think they have to to do. It's not gonna be easy.
But what's new pussy cat.

Speaker 8 (28:20):
Stilling it exactly back my man like fucking cook crack man.

Speaker 2 (28:24):
Hell yeah it is.

Speaker 4 (28:25):
I mean Tottenham sucking does still have me like what
are we going to do next? And we're still giving
up these like stupid ass goals.

Speaker 2 (28:32):
Yeah do you think Tom I'm gonna get relegated back
to that one? Oh true? They have their they're benches.
It's bad, It's it's fucking bad. They're gonna get they'll
get Romero back. Forrest is worse, but Forrest looked. We'll
talk about them in a bit more.

Speaker 3 (28:46):
They they've got kind of a decent enough squad and
west Ham are in a good moment.

Speaker 2 (28:52):
But I think it's going.

Speaker 4 (28:53):
To beat Time is the worst team right now?

Speaker 2 (28:55):
Yeah. Yeah. With Forrest, the mentality is they're like they
look like they want to survive, you know what I mean?
West Ham looked like they want to survive. Toddenham. It
looks like this thing where it's because it's so shitty,
people are starting to be like, fuck, like I'm tired
of feeling crazy that this team sucks. Maybe it sucks,
and like because the atmosphere for a derby was pretty wild,

(29:18):
like how after that, like the second half came through,
That second goal went in real quick, dude, fucking it
was rick and people were a dude already heading for
the exits and and I get it, you probably don't
want to sit through a Darby humiliation. But like I
think it was Luke Moore on the football and Ramble
was saying he was there and he was like, it

(29:38):
wasn't even like people were angry. He's like, usually you
lift like if you're if you're headed to the concourses
and you're and you're you're leaving the game early, you
fucking hear everybody angry about what's happening. He said. People
were just like, man, right, should go all right, let's go.
Like it was like that, like yeah, like you already
made your bills against resignation.

Speaker 4 (29:56):
To which I recall years ago the banter A as
we always called him, I was turning off Arsenal games
like fifty minutes.

Speaker 2 (30:04):
Yeah, there were times you would just know it would
just be like I can't do that, like this is
this is a fucking joke, bro.

Speaker 4 (30:09):
Yeah, and then if I watched this whole yeah yeah,
yeah yeah. Well but I got players though, which is weird.
Like I feel like Colonwane, I was shocked they took
him off for Charleston, even though Charleston had that good chance,
but he was like he was.

Speaker 2 (30:25):
Definitely in the best eleven. Yeah, he was pressing there.
And I mean I think cause he he worked with
Tudor like previously Juventus, so I think there was there
was a familiarity there and I think that made sense.
But like it was good. Presumer was good. I mean,
I mean I feel like, assume I had a couple
of tackles where he was up there. He was in
the mix for so had the being of Spence. He

(30:47):
always because as it went on exactly he was always
caught out between him and timber, and then that would
mean like pop star would have to come through, and
it's like, bro, I'm cooking you. They're like pop star,
like one v one, I'm getting.

Speaker 4 (31:01):
The way Socker beats dudes, it's like so crafty, member it,
you should just be like speed and stuff. And then
everybody like kind of got hip to what he could do,
and he's still like just yeah, he's seizing through, guys.
He's very he's leveling up slowly.

Speaker 2 (31:14):
I feel like we're still yet to see him at
his peak again, but I feel like at least it's
like an upward trajector, and it feels like Yakres is
also doing that too. The other thing I was going
to say was there was pictures of Tottenham supporters while
Declan Rice was taking a corner kick, and one fucking
low life was waving a picture of his of Declan

(31:34):
Rice's girlfriend at him. Now, she like she she's gotten
off social media because people have been talking shit about
her looks because she doesn't look like your traditional like wag.
She's not. She's like a normal woman, right, and they're like,
how dare you not be some kind of fucking like
you know, fill in the blank auto type. Yeah, and

(31:55):
this is right like Aleanna Grande and he had this
guy is just like holding it up to him. Now,
we were saying, there's got it. There's got to be
a way to strike back at these people. And I
have a creative. It's not about banning, you know what
I mean? That's like whatever, I'm fine, Like.

Speaker 4 (32:16):
We need to take money this motherfucker.

Speaker 2 (32:17):
This motherfucker probably don't even want to see spurs if no,
okay with you socially. Socially John bobbitt him by. At
a time when there's abuse of any kind of a
player can like draw like the fucking spotlight car and
the game stops. You call that motherfucker out to the
middle of the pit. Yes, just stand and you stand

(32:38):
on business right there midfield line with a microphone, be
like what's your name? Bro? Where are you from? That
was a good idea. I mean, look at you can
we get the camera on him really quick? All right,
so I'm deck Let me lift my shirt up, okay,
Danes and shipped all over my seto point two percent
body fat? What about you? Man? Oh wow, hey man?
Is that a is that a two?

Speaker 4 (33:00):
Hey? You got on?

Speaker 2 (33:00):
What's your relationship like with your mom is here, no
I can tell he goes my.

Speaker 3 (33:05):
Mom's dad and you go, I see why died of
shame and then then he just starts crying in the
middle of the field or each like you know how
like in hockey you have an enforcer, like like one
dude's just a fight, you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (33:19):
You have some comedian or somebody on deck who has
a mouth, team roaster, venom chat okay, and then you
bring them out like, bro, you're gonna have You're fighting
the fucking mountain right now. Bro, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (33:31):
I don't know if you know that you got a
wooden sword. This is why they had to make sure
the mics are working. Yeah, exactly a couple of times.

Speaker 2 (33:37):
It was crazy. But anyway, that's I think generally there
has to be a thing where it's like, oh, you
think you're cool, but everybody come up meeting. It's you
think you can handle everybody looking at you in this building?

Speaker 3 (33:51):
Come on, yeah, address people's number one. Fair speaking in
public like that. But yeah, you're right. It's the it's
almost like it's not quite trolling on insid it's not
far off because it's just some just some random guy
can taunt you and you don't have to know anything
about this guy to get him out.

Speaker 2 (34:05):
I mean, it's up there to level it up, do you.

Speaker 3 (34:08):
I think, like remember a figo many years ago, someone
for a pig's head at him.

Speaker 2 (34:11):
I think they should. They should get a pigs head
and put.

Speaker 3 (34:15):
It on on the head of the person doing it
like that, but a very freshly.

Speaker 2 (34:23):
Head moist moist. When you got bro, you smell old pork.
That's the worst. Points to him and chot piggy picky,
eat the slap and then we chop chop stick on

(34:45):
his botom and come around like a pig.

Speaker 4 (34:47):
Sure, wow, I have one odd okay, and that's for
this situation. Yes, yeah, Declan Raiser's wife does an interview
with the last five people this guy's had. Second, we
just get the real you know, we just shot of
the story.

Speaker 2 (35:05):
Yeah, what's he like? Stinks love? He stinks It was
absolutely minging love.

Speaker 4 (35:13):
Also, for the record, I would absolutely take down Declan
Rice's wife. I do have an issue with the blonde hair.
It's it's giving. I need to speak to the manager.
But generally, frame wise, this is very much my weight class.

Speaker 2 (35:26):
So funny, and that's a funny like pro arsenal chance.

Speaker 3 (35:29):
The next time is at home, the fans in the
corner declan absolutely take.

Speaker 2 (35:34):
Down your wife, flip it, and then he just beautiful
corner or or it really funks him up. Yeah, somebody
don't want to way. Yeah. Some black guys from America scheaming,
you know what I mean, rubbing their myths and ship
and they're like they're like, hey, Deck Deck, Hey bro,
you got it. Bro, that's you all right, that's what's up? Bro? Yo,

(35:57):
give me give me a number. He's like a white
man's worst fear. He's like, he's black men want to
be with my wife. I know you're cool. I know
you're cool.

Speaker 4 (36:08):
Speaking of fat white women, what the fuck is going
on with Archie Gray's hair. He's got Season one Roseanne
bar the curly like one you watch. Oh yeah, is
he supposed to be defending looking like young Roseanne?

Speaker 2 (36:22):
Yeah, he looks like like a clovicular before photo or something.

Speaker 3 (36:27):
Just to bring the live streamers to like, you know
about like a female buddy poppy. Hang on, I saw
a video this is it him with a fake hair, and.

Speaker 2 (36:36):
That was another one. No, that was the Yeah, that's
another guy called like androgenic or some ship. Yeah. Just
you see this dude, hero, this roided out dude. He
was on a live stream. Somebody snatched his wig off
on the live shift and he's getting a wig snatched because, yeah,
because I think the gender norms are shifting. Boy, yeah, yeah,
the gender ferman care y'all, y'all backwards? Ask men want
to talk about that. It's the problem with you got

(36:58):
this man wearing a w because I think it's also
the steroids is be causing the hair loss and ship.

Speaker 4 (37:02):
I wonder if the women who went through suffrage and
thought to like try to break the glass ceiling. I
wonder if they knew that what was going to happen
next was dudes were going to start getting their wik snatched.
I wonder if they would still sign off for that.

Speaker 2 (37:13):
They're like, not for this. I mean, I'm believe an intersectionality,
but no, this is too much.

Speaker 3 (37:17):
She put far put on this and this is why
Steven Island fell off a cliff performance.

Speaker 2 (37:23):
Yeah, this woman hating dickhead. I gottah, man, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (37:28):
I'm not so sure.

Speaker 2 (37:29):
Not over this ship. I'll keep the seventy two cents
on the dollar, drop the biscuit. All right, let's take
a break and we come back. Is there anything else?

Speaker 4 (37:38):
Anything else? All? Why are all of essays goals? Why
did they all look like checking moves?

Speaker 2 (37:43):
That's my he does.

Speaker 4 (37:45):
He likes a little high forward, hard kick. All of
his joints are like, and you got a kind of time.
You got to hold it when you when you hit
it the second time exactly. He's got very delicate.

Speaker 2 (37:55):
Time, lovely. I don't know a lot of people were like,
did he flickt up on purpose? I'm like, no, but
it was split. It was cool though, it look cool.

Speaker 3 (38:04):
Ghana Blog said this on a podcast on ask cast today.
But I'd heard this before that, you know Burkehamp's goal
against Newcastle, and then dabas As was asked, yeah he
did he do it on purpose? And I goes if
he either way, it's amazing at the moment you have
to reach so like so the same with is like
ball hits him in the foot, maybe doesn't control I

(38:24):
think he's not trying to control it like that, but
once it pops up, yeah, he's.

Speaker 4 (38:27):
Like he was ready for whatever was going to happen next.

Speaker 2 (38:30):
He done his ship. He was ready, here's a skill.
But I think the bird camp won. He meant that
ship he had tour cry.

Speaker 4 (38:40):
Two of those tattoos are based off in meaning wedding
valves were based on that.

Speaker 2 (38:45):
You know, I will say, you know, so did anybody
use any form of like religious sacrilege to do you
know what?

Speaker 4 (38:53):
I stayed away from this just went out in public.

Speaker 2 (38:57):
I did the same. I thought, I'll just leave the
Billies at home and I texted, I said, I have
to put the onree jersey on because shout out the
homie Rocky Nico. Okay, because like I lost all my
arsenal kids of the fire, and I got one from him,
like a two thousand and two home kit, and I
got the kid with the two thousand and one two
thousand and two badges Champions badges, because that was the

(39:18):
ship on re hit the knee slide on the Spurs
supporters and the Darby So that's like my Darby power
shirt and I wore it last time and we got
the hat trick from ESA and then so this time
I was like this ship is one one. I was like,
we the time to engage the half time boom. Nice.
Thank you and you're welcome. All right, let's take a

(39:40):
break and we're back. And the looking at the title race,
oh boy, the me eames were meming. Did you see

(40:01):
all the like objects in Mira closer than they appear
like the City and assume, yeah, I get it. Look
five points back and a lot of people go, well,
it's actually two because you think automatically a game in
hand is three points. We know that isn't true. It
might be true for City, I don't know, but they
had they okay, so they had a bit of a
tight match against Newcastle City to Newcastle won a goal

(40:25):
from Nico to brace from Nico Riley. But everything happened
within thirteen minutes, from the fourteenth minute to the twenty
seventh minute, all three goals were scored and then after
that it was it was just kind of dicey. Towards
the end, I will say they're still not scoring much
in the second half. They drop and they're playing against
the team Newcastle. Like I said, I think they went

(40:46):
to the moon and back three days before, so I
was not expecting City to lose the game. But two
to one. I was watching Newcastle going.

Speaker 3 (40:55):
They like the game was open it was like, I
think between the two boxes, Newcastle better, but they just
act a bit of who was it?

Speaker 2 (41:02):
What's that?

Speaker 3 (41:03):
A Langa had a real easy chance to slide in
Gordon and didn't do it, and just like they just
did lacked a bit of clarity in the final phase
of playing Newcastle. But yeah, I mean that's the thing
with this year's title. I was texting you guys, I
think winning title points is going to be the lowest
one in many. I think it's gonna have a seven,
probably the eighty something, but seventy something, yeah, high seven.
I was looking in the late nineties, it was seventy five,

(41:25):
seventy six and seventy.

Speaker 2 (41:26):
Nine and Blackburn would win with I wonder o in
ninety was back when they used to play in mud
Yeah yeah.

Speaker 3 (41:32):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah the night yet when most goals
were off someone's backside. Most goals were like McAllister's this
allowed go But yeah, no, it was interesting.

Speaker 2 (41:40):
Nine points Okay, oh that was a forty two game.
It was a forty two game season. But yeah, no,
I was watching City a go.

Speaker 3 (41:46):
Yeah they have they have problems, but they have Yeah,
they just have a little bit more killer instinct on
the other end. But yeah, they looked Donna rum and
pull off another big save at the end. Yeah, that
guy is like I mean, if if they'd not bought
him instead of Drafford, I don't think they'd be in
the title right, No, that was for sure.

Speaker 2 (42:01):
That's definitely give them together and Mark gayhe looks good. Yeah,
him and Semnio have slotted in. Yeah, so smoothly.

Speaker 3 (42:08):
Yeah yeah, fair play and then playing like attacking mid.

Speaker 2 (42:13):
Yeah he was like playing midfield. Yeah yeah he was.
He a midfield left back again, but yeah, no, he
looks like a real player. He looks like the first goal
was clinic. He didn't even touch it. He was just like,
let me let this ship roll and let me just
plant like Robert Man you led Zeppe.

Speaker 4 (42:34):
I finally believe he's better than the Miles Lewis Kelly.
Now yeah it was a stretcher. I'm like, why is
everybody saying this guy is better like you, just.

Speaker 2 (42:40):
Well physically more on a better team.

Speaker 3 (42:44):
He's got that like having that like size in the
Premier League helps, so he's got a big rangey stride
on him.

Speaker 2 (42:49):
Totally totally yeah.

Speaker 3 (42:50):
Butnardi silver though again just continues my weekly think of
being the dirtiest player in the league.

Speaker 2 (42:55):
Probably could have got a second yet.

Speaker 4 (42:57):
Maybe you should have got sent off.

Speaker 2 (42:58):
Maybe yeah, maybe if it's not a home game. Yeah,
maybe he did it. So sometimes I do it so soon.

Speaker 3 (43:06):
After a foul that he just got yellow, hadn't he
And then the next phase he took out burn. But
but yeah, he always every game, that guy will do
something yeah, spicy and get away of it.

Speaker 2 (43:16):
He's gonna be I feel like he's he's gonna make
the difference right or wrong for them at some point
where like his desperation. Either it's like, dude, you fucking
punched the.

Speaker 3 (43:25):
Ball, and you know he's the guy in a barb
berl who's just getting in your face starting it, and
he just drifts into the shadows.

Speaker 2 (43:33):
And yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right, you mess do
the wrong crew.

Speaker 4 (43:38):
Spits on a goy and then goes right to the bathroom.

Speaker 2 (43:40):
Yeah yeah. But then with the fights over, he'll kick
somebody when they're down, Oh yeah, what's up? And then
he's like, yeah, yeah, man, rolled his ass up, bro, exactly. Dog,
don't talk to me like that, like, shut the fuck up.
Bernard speaking like that from Portugal. Sorry going, Oh okay,

(44:01):
Portuguese listeners a call in now, let me know what
what's it sound like? What's it sound like?

Speaker 4 (44:07):
Correct me if I'm wrong with City struggling with Dan
Byrne in the game, I'll be honest. I kind of
I was listening to this game. I was in like
Grandma mode where once City took the lead, I kind
of was like, yeah, just give me a take, nap,
I'm not gonna I kind of heard most of the plays.
I'm like, it seems like dan Burne has given them

(44:28):
some problems.

Speaker 2 (44:29):
No, I mean he was I that was that?

Speaker 3 (44:32):
Did you see the goalie schooled how technically because he
was pushed off side right, it's technically on off side right?
But yeah, I mean, I mean none of us knew
that rule. Yeah, I mean I guess you expect the
Premier League referees and the rule.

Speaker 2 (44:45):
But knowing that, I was like, you got off on that,
Like the defending wasn't great there. And that's when again
I think I think you said too, It's like, if
they're dropping points, we're dropping everybody's dropping points again, and
I think that's the one benefit.

Speaker 4 (44:59):
The middle of league is just better. I think is
where all the point dropping is coming. Yeah, more organized.

Speaker 3 (45:04):
They're playing leads away and it's going to be dark
on a Saturday night.

Speaker 4 (45:09):
And leads is hot right now. Leaders on a bit
of a right.

Speaker 3 (45:12):
They're drawing a lot of games, but they're not and
at home they're really formidable and they're playing kind of
checked the weather. It's raining, it's Saturday, it's a sixty
percent chance of rain, it's going to.

Speaker 2 (45:20):
Be dark, it's going to be cold. For a drawer.

Speaker 3 (45:24):
It sounds pathetic, but like you know, an Arsenal dude
to wolves every day, it was so rainy, and I
do when you're like a good when you're a mus snow,
when you are a much better team than another team,
lots of rain and cold is a bit of an
equalization makes the game definitely medievil, do you know what
I mean?

Speaker 4 (45:39):
For sure, I agree with that one hundred percent, But.

Speaker 3 (45:42):
Like no one ever wants to hear that, And then
you know, you can't really be like Pep can't be like.

Speaker 2 (45:47):
Well it was raining, yeah, it was raining raining.

Speaker 4 (45:52):
He was like, he's thinking, Margarito, speaking of divorced Pep,
you're talking about drinking.

Speaker 2 (45:56):
Back a Yeah, the Key West. Yeah, we gotta win.
This doesn't go to Q. We all we do. And
he's like, I'm going forever. You're like, yeah, go forever, baby,
It's okay, it's okay.

Speaker 3 (46:08):
Where should he go next, freshly out of a divorce,
Maybe take a time out of this, because what's a
good place from the hell Miami.

Speaker 4 (46:14):
That's not ys Miami is the obviously thing like with
some crazy shades.

Speaker 2 (46:20):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's got He's got dat Atlanta. If
he's cool Atlanta, he's just he's so justice pet Hey,
he's probably not in he's probably in Atlanta.

Speaker 4 (46:30):
He's down, can come. He will be welcome to men him.

Speaker 2 (46:34):
And Stacy Abrams just working for just the kind of
he's like, guys, no politics for me. No, this is
establishment pulletics. No, guys, second do this. He's radical, he's
you know, he's he's all about Catalonian independence. He fucking
gets like he really because he's not afraid to say
his ship even if his paycheck is Look, we all

(46:55):
do stuff. We all have war crimes on our respective.

Speaker 4 (46:58):
He won ten titles just so he could speak his mind.

Speaker 2 (47:01):
Yeah, he's like, what they're gonna do, man, He's like,
I'm saying ship at my boss right now, but I
think yeah, he because there was another question where they
were asking about the Vinnie Junior situation, and he was
just basically like, yeah, broh, we got a problem with racism.
He's like, not just in the fucking sport, fucking in society.
And I was like okay, and then Liam Rasenior also
shout out mister man h. He was like, uh, if

(47:24):
you're like fucking found in doing racist shit or you
should never be in the game again. That might work
treated like drugs. At least treated like drugs, you know
what I mean. We're like, bro, you're out for six months.
That fucked up your whole season, didn't it. M hmm. Okay, then,
well did you see that thing where like they were asking, uh,
like players who would like where Real Madrid would finish

(47:46):
if they were in the Premier League. Yeah, I read
that and theil Walcott said eighth. Yeah, because what was it?
Because I've got to play well. It was also the
same kind of ship you try and do it on
a night and stoke. Yeah, exactly. It is true. It's
very hard to play.

Speaker 4 (48:01):
I didn't like playing with gloves on would probably throw
me off.

Speaker 2 (48:06):
I mean, they have weather elsewhere, but I think it's
how cynical and physical it can get when they're like, bro,
you're better than us, but we'll beat the ship out
of you. It's kind of like I wanted to a.

Speaker 3 (48:18):
Football tour in Spain and they were like much better
than us my school team. But in the first time
minute someone just did a big foul on their players
and they just walked off the pitch.

Speaker 2 (48:28):
I was like, nah, plays tubble football. I was like, oh,
it's like this I should do later.

Speaker 3 (48:37):
We've got we were bigger than these the small Spanish players,
and then one got heavy, just got a foul on
them and they went, yeah, yeah, we're all right. Actually say, well,
all right, we'll just go to a nightclub with some
weirdly young people because everyone in the night they left
thirteen year olds in nightclubs in Spain.

Speaker 2 (48:54):
Wow, okay, that's what they do.

Speaker 3 (48:57):
It's like it's we were sixteen, so yeah, less we're
but like, yeah.

Speaker 2 (49:01):
You're still like wait, I'm at I'm sixteenth and there's
kids younger than Yeah, that up.

Speaker 4 (49:05):
I'm supposed to be the youngest person here.

Speaker 7 (49:06):
I know.

Speaker 3 (49:07):
Yeah, yeah by far oh a lot of white jeans,
A lot of white jeans.

Speaker 2 (49:12):
My god, all right, anything else? I feel like, yeah,
not interesting.

Speaker 3 (49:15):
The title races them and asked, I think there was
a step before At Christmas, arsenalre five points ahead and
City had a game in hand, so it's kind of
reverted to the mean. But yeah, I obviously last Wednesday
when we did this wheel very different energy. But the
City Arsenal game that's gonna be. I think that's going
to be a big, big title. And the Carabo Cup.

(49:36):
Someone's like, is that going to be a momentum.

Speaker 2 (49:39):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (49:39):
It might affect, it might not, but that's big. The
game game of the April eighteenth.

Speaker 2 (49:44):
Baby April eighteen be in the UK.

Speaker 4 (49:47):
And Carabao was uh March like exactly a month before that,
like like church Marks.

Speaker 2 (49:55):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (49:56):
I mean I agree. I think it comes down to
the why wouldn't those teams are gonna We're both gonna
blow a game to Brighton Steell who we gotta left.

Speaker 2 (50:04):
They'll be both teams will like drop points. Yeah, I
mean our next The build up to City is Chelsea
at home, Bright and Away, everyting at home, Bourne Myth
at home and then For City, they have leads away,
Forest at home, west Ham at home, Chelsea away.

Speaker 3 (50:20):
So they've got got like leads and leads and Chelsea
away and then tricky they're away. They've got six away
games and Arsenal's got four. So and then City's big
thing is that I feel like Arsenal making self inflicted
winds and they lack they lack kind of someone that
can win the game from nothing where, which Harland can
do for City. But City second halves are the thing

(50:41):
that I'm like, if they're not winning by the second half,
for what reason, it's not clicking.

Speaker 4 (50:47):
So last time we played them, they they decided to
go with a with a bitch made strategy. If I'm
not mistaken, didn't they sit back and try to play
sound Yeah?

Speaker 2 (50:56):
Yeah, and that's when everything that Again, I have never
seen Guardiola do this before. Yeah, which was I think, Yeah,
that was that match and everyone's like, this is this
is strange?

Speaker 4 (51:05):
He was he was actually scared of us at this point.
Then we give the points back. Now he's talking about
dacories and whatever it is, what it is, He's not
going to do it again.

Speaker 2 (51:17):
He wouldn't do that shit at home, No, I don't
think so.

Speaker 4 (51:19):
I think in an open game we got a better
chance than if they said that.

Speaker 2 (51:22):
Yeah. Yeah. Injuries will be another thing as well.

Speaker 3 (51:24):
If they get They've got Diaz's back, they got back,
and then they stones I guess just seems to be
an injured all the time.

Speaker 2 (51:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (51:32):
But if they can get I mean gay slided and fine,
but if they lose like Semeno or Harland, they're in trouble.

Speaker 2 (51:39):
I think. Yeah. But if he also came in later
and then also had a decent for the little thirty
minutes he was And I think.

Speaker 3 (51:46):
If Kyle humph Humphries is a comedian from the UK,
is it Jeordy comedian? Shout kay if you're listening, I
kai havers being fit will have a big say. And
if asking one of the said and but he is
yes to be fit. Yeah, yeah, both in four games.
Oh man, Well we'll see.

Speaker 2 (52:04):
May those four be potent and meaningful Elsewhere Nottingham Forest
nil Liverpool one at the fucking death. It was like
the ninety sixth minute, which is crazy because so Alexander
mccallich I think in the ninetieth minute had a goal
overturned because he elbowed the shit in or like I thought,

(52:25):
it's like just his ol guys in the net content.
Yeah yeah, even though completely like had no idea what
was going on, but then he was able to get
that back. The whole match was very like wide open
to points. I was like, damn, bro, they are like
the bad like misplaced passes, like bad control on balls.

(52:47):
Just everything just felt very chaotic out there, and I
was like, this is going to be hard for them
to finish top fourth, Like this is like this is
them playing forest with you know, ekit k out there
with Sala, out there with Soba sly like a little bit,
and then them pulling it off. Was just very like
at the very end, like you could see how like
Alexis Lop was like he was like fuck bro yes, yeah,

(53:09):
yeah yeah, got that ship in there at the end
of the thing. And I was like watching this Liverpool team,
it feels like he seeing a drunk dude try to
park a Lamborghini in a very tight space, but they
somehow do it.

Speaker 4 (53:21):
We shut and you're like, oh, you only bumped the
license play.

Speaker 2 (53:26):
Yeah yeah, like okay, yeah, I mean you couldn't tell
they haven't had a clean sheet in what feels like years.
I no one wonder what what what was the last
one against the arsto. Yeah, Cana says, cart wheel. That
was fine. I was pretty good. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah yeah.

Speaker 3 (53:42):
I think a courtwheel on any adult. You know, Ruby
Kane was a big fan of the cart wheel. Then
a full wood roll that was you're like, mate, come on, man,
it's flipped or nothing at this age.

Speaker 2 (53:52):
Yeah, we called me doing court wheales, be called doing
full wood roles. And you know he's an African player,
do that And he was like.

Speaker 3 (53:58):
All right, did you Irish version, Rabbie would be Irish version?

Speaker 2 (54:02):
Alright, this motherfuckerd have fought back handsprings doing a commando
role would be the other one where you just sort
of roll, Yeah, exactly like that.

Speaker 3 (54:12):
I don't know, I don't know what. There's got to
be a minimum level, minimal level of gymnastic ability you're
allowed to use in a celebration, and a cart will
yeah it's.

Speaker 2 (54:21):
Below the threshold championship level.

Speaker 3 (54:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (54:23):
Yeah, you have to do something with your hands, man,
do like a gang sign or something. The gymnastics. I
don't know about that. I don't know about that, Rabbie
Michael I.

Speaker 3 (54:33):
Brian was messaging me though your podcast and he was
like he was, you know, get his updates, and I
think I was. I was out of town and I
was like, oh, the game was on and then he
was just like, no, disallowed, not happening. And then I
was like, no, no, you just then I was like,
when you just scored it? Yeah, yeah, McAllister again, but
it must have got That was a fun feeling for

(54:54):
McAllister to have that disallowed and immediately haven't been there.

Speaker 2 (54:59):
But Forrest showed enough.

Speaker 3 (55:00):
I think that they are going to be an issue
for Spurs and they they're gonna They've got enough decent players.

Speaker 2 (55:05):
I keep thinking that they have Chris Wins out though,
but yeah, yeah, yeah, they're doing I mean like enough
again that they also you could tell they they looked
like they were trying to win and they were doing
their best. I mean, you know the ship attitude with
Spurs sometimes.

Speaker 4 (55:20):
Maaron ackis you know got people. Yeah, that's true, wags
under held hostage, your daughter's tied up and.

Speaker 3 (55:26):
He's showing base, showing us photo in terms of wives
to the players, but not and like in such.

Speaker 2 (55:33):
A candid way. They're like how are you in her
aunt's house? Yeah, in the this was taking just a
casual close doors.

Speaker 3 (55:40):
There's a casual and just a video of him just
having with his wife and grandma and his kids.

Speaker 2 (55:46):
He's like, he's like, he's like, you're gonna love my
my my trademark so black. One second, let me go
back here. The camera follows him. He's making it, but
there's a big ass bottle of poison next, and you went, no, oh, yes, yes,
you never never know. You never know. Sometimes you reach
for the bottle, you grab the wrong one. Anyway, you've

(56:07):
got ninety minutes. Asshold. I just I'm hoping that they
needs to go.

Speaker 4 (56:14):
Get obviously, I'm hoping they get relegated so people don't
get poised. Maybe they'll sell the team or them getting relegated,
people gonna get hurt. Everybody gets hurt.

Speaker 2 (56:26):
Yeah, damn, they're going to burn down the Hooters in Nottingham.
All right, well, never mind the one Hooters. Let's go forest.
I'm up the forest. Yeah, let's go up the forest. Man.

Speaker 4 (56:36):
What do you think about Liverpool making top five now
the top five Mixed Champions League? That's fine, yeah, I
think six right now, tied with Chelsea on points United
behind too much bells and differential, you.

Speaker 2 (56:48):
Know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (56:49):
Yeah, I think I think they will. I think they
will come ahead of Chelsea. I think RAZII.

Speaker 2 (56:56):
Each other they don't.

Speaker 3 (56:57):
But I mean so we'll see if as will be
Chelsea weekend of win the note go ahead of them,
but I think that, Yeah, I think Liverpool's go more
experience at this point in the season, having experience is
big and Chelsea a lack experience.

Speaker 2 (57:08):
And as as we're probably.

Speaker 3 (57:10):
Coming to very shortly, how uh is that the eight
sending off of the season?

Speaker 2 (57:15):
Oh ship? Yeah, I forgot how many that that was?

Speaker 4 (57:17):
Yeah, they're out of control.

Speaker 2 (57:18):
They're just out of control. Wesley Fafanna sent off in
the draw against Burnley. Dual Pedro scored pretty quick fourth
minute and then z and Fleming What a name? What
the f? I was like? Iron zering from Beverly Hills
nine two one? I like a Z pack?

Speaker 4 (57:35):
Is that like what you take when you like yeah?

Speaker 2 (57:38):
Cold? What is that?

Speaker 9 (57:39):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (57:40):
Anyway, great header? Uh to level the game and and
and walk away with the point there. But Wesley Fafanna
sent off, and this dude was posting all these racist,
fucking messages. All this abuse coming from people with Chelsea
Crest in their fucking avatars and ship it. Your own
fucking fans are racially abusing you for the sending off.

(58:02):
I get getting angry at a player for a sending
off when you got a big sure, I get that.
Fucking racism is so anyway. I gotta say, Chelsea, you
got you got. Y'all have such a big problem with
your racist fucking supporters. Bro. Every time I hear about
some ship, I remember what was that one Champions? Yeah,
and they were pushing that black guy off the train

(58:22):
to keep this black dude off the fucking train, like
every eh, brouh. I don't know. Not not looking good?

Speaker 4 (58:30):
Is that why they can't get a shirt sponsored?

Speaker 7 (58:33):
Well?

Speaker 2 (58:33):
They do have one weird AI company. The shirts are
so wacky, like they drew those ships on last second.
They're like, do you have a.

Speaker 3 (58:40):
Heat transfer AI service that helps you draw racist messages
about Yeah? Yeah, yeah you just think. You just think
look at your face and we know this guy's thinking
they got my order wrong at Imperial Palace restaurant. It's like,
say less racist YELP review incoming.

Speaker 2 (59:05):
Yeah, man, I don't know that it's a fucking it's
it's a terrible look.

Speaker 4 (59:09):
The expectation is weird too, like, okay, you drew to Burnley,
here's another red card. But this is like what y'all do,
Like it's not sure.

Speaker 3 (59:17):
They keep dropping points, they keep dropp points at home
from winning positions. Yeah, they just strike me as a
very remind me a lot of Arsenal a few seasons ago,
where they just don't They went so young on the
and I'm a big get the young. I'm a big
fan of young players, but like just for resell value,
and now I feel like it's business and the game
is now I feel like the peak of a lot

(59:37):
of players is younger than it used to because of
how much they play. But then they've you've got to
get some old heads in there, Like now the way
where our test is pretty good at it.

Speaker 2 (59:44):
Now we're like we brought in.

Speaker 3 (59:46):
Norgard and Marino and you're like, they're not gonna have reason.
But you need just a grown up. You need like
a James Milner if you will, Kay.

Speaker 2 (59:54):
You need somebody who's like, well, I've seen this ship
before and like you need to chill the fuck out,
or you need to get your ship together, because I'm
looking at what midfield. I mean, Enzo Fernandez. He's a
World Cup winner, But again.

Speaker 4 (01:00:08):
Is that who they're banking on? Is that who they've
been counting on to be like the leader?

Speaker 2 (01:00:11):
Isn't that? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:00:13):
And he's just not talking to anybody. I can see
Pedron and are like, I don't.

Speaker 3 (01:00:16):
Know, I just like to run Ready Foster sometimes school
often just pull my hamstring.

Speaker 4 (01:00:21):
And also, hey, Cole Palmer blow the most easiest chance
of all the time. Was anybody being racist to him
last week?

Speaker 2 (01:00:30):
Yeah? Don't they know he's partially black? Yeah, he's all
these white passing hol You need to say something, Bro.

Speaker 4 (01:00:38):
Did anybody call him about you?

Speaker 7 (01:00:40):
Boy?

Speaker 2 (01:00:40):
Nobody? Nobody did? Nobody, nobody did. I was just thinking,
I'm like, Enzo maybe is like the leader because you
know he's racist.

Speaker 4 (01:00:49):
Racist, so that would make you the leader of this time,
just like that you said about the French, Bro, we
love that. I got I got crazy memes. Yeah, I
got stuff ain't even on Reddit. Was I got banned
from red this.

Speaker 2 (01:01:03):
I got this app that makes it They were like, WHOA,
I got this app that makes it look like you're
opening the notes app? But it's just it's just a
folder full of wild ass racist memes I have so
nobody knows and they looking at your phone. It's really cool. Anyway,
I don't fuck with my Locusta on my team, if
you know what I mean, or Wesley for fonder, you
know what I mean. Well, we'll see what happens.

Speaker 4 (01:01:22):
Is that their problem that they're racist, but they keep
signing black people and they like forget that they're racist.
Is that what Chelsea's main issue is?

Speaker 3 (01:01:29):
I mean that if Todd Bowley is new, you know,
then the thing that the press releases like we don't
sign anyone over twenty six, like we only signed Caucasian people.
That may let's keep that one yourself. Yeah, we got it,
we got it. Transfers enough to just say.

Speaker 2 (01:01:43):
Does the racism get Like if you play for like
Old miss or Arkansas as a football player, I'm curious,
you know what I mean? Because like obviously those are
those are regions that are steeped in.

Speaker 4 (01:01:53):
Racism and you're getting the death threats if you blow
a game, if you win again. Folders of money, yeah, Manila,
folders of cash.

Speaker 2 (01:02:02):
I wondered, like, how often are people like bro when
I played it put in sec school here.

Speaker 4 (01:02:07):
It was fucked up when you're Vanderbilt. Yeah, can you
imagine them being racist at Vanderbilt? That's really Yeah, They're
just never been good. Yeah, just imagine, like I'm trying
to think of, like, are merely complex a team that's
never going to win anything. You imagine people getting racist
about a Tottenham result.

Speaker 2 (01:02:23):
Yeah, it's never happened. Would you why we're getting sex?
What something about it?

Speaker 7 (01:02:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:02:39):
All right, moving on, Aston Villa one leads one. Just
curious because we got to keep our eye as as
you know, Aston Villa drifts further and further down. It's
it's hard next Genus.

Speaker 4 (01:02:55):
Two months ago.

Speaker 2 (01:02:56):
Yeah, it's just reverting to the mean. Love it.

Speaker 7 (01:03:05):
Out.

Speaker 2 (01:03:05):
Smacked over Solumn bro X g s entered gets caught.

Speaker 10 (01:03:19):
It was just great that Anton stopped. Stock Stock was saying,
stock bro what a fucking freak year ship. Oh free
kick at the end, maybe the gold of the year,
but free kicking a year, kay? I mean solost sly
one was he's had a couple.

Speaker 4 (01:03:34):
Of hear the distance in the place he was like
on the left, mashed it pash and then he hit
him short slide a bit.

Speaker 2 (01:03:42):
Of trick career as well.

Speaker 4 (01:03:43):
Yeah, and I think that's maybe why, because it's the
distance that's it was.

Speaker 2 (01:03:47):
The distance was enough for I mean Martinez to be like,
bro crack at the goal, I'm gonna collect this cross
real quick and then you've been caught. Caught. He's a
bit of a lie benitit Monson is, isn't it.

Speaker 3 (01:03:59):
He's sort of Yeah, you know, he won the World
Cup with with with Argentina in the golden gloves of
companies and like he's never quite he's got.

Speaker 2 (01:04:07):
Too many of those in him. Blunders, too too many
ricks and him Yeah, Gabriella, goalies, Gabriell and lows. He's
got lows. I mean it's also I wonder if there
there's just the karm of him using that golden glove
like a fake dick.

Speaker 4 (01:04:23):
Yeah, and I feel like a lot of people on
Earth were like hunted in front of the seats called
A lot of people are like and like, you know
that global resentment.

Speaker 2 (01:04:31):
Came from it happens, It happens. I'm coming for him.
I can't justice yourself, like the x tmes zoom on
that it was thigh rubbing is what he'll say.

Speaker 11 (01:04:48):
Here's all right, smells like bovril. Uh, that's meat juice.
It is so te meat juice, which actually is what
was coming about.

Speaker 2 (01:05:04):
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Speaker 7 (01:05:17):
Well.

Speaker 3 (01:05:17):
Yeah, I'm a mom mite guy, which is the the
veggie version of it. But it's basically thick tar. They're
both black, thick tars that you could put on a
normally a bit of butter on. You could also have
a hot cup of bol as well. Yeah, I don't
know if you know, it's very salty. Both of them
are very salt. That's fine if you like, if you're
a salt guy.

Speaker 2 (01:05:36):
You My blood pressure is gone anyway, you know what
I mean At this point, already take it that.

Speaker 4 (01:05:42):
He's getting great. He's getting daily transfusions. Yeah, yeah, I'm
getting I'm getting all kinds of I'm putting up.

Speaker 3 (01:05:48):
Do you do a daily political prissy baby center though,
like that treatment?

Speaker 12 (01:05:57):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:05:57):
No, like everybody, it's high in my family. But I
realized too, it's just because I have I get anxious
when I measure my blood pressure, like, oh fuck, my
blood pressure and then I have to like actually relax
and take it multiple times and then I'm like, Okay,
I'm a normal person. Okay, anyway, a trick out there
for people. It is true sometimes you can't get anxious
measuring your own blood pressure at home. That's a tip
from a forty one year old Wash podcaster. Okay, moving on, Brentford, Brighton,

(01:06:22):
Yeah whatever, Danny Welbeck scores again. Brentford decided to be
bad at home for the first time. I know, you know,
it depends on the opposition. When people are up for it,
they can fucking be up for it, and when they
don't give a fuck the parody this.

Speaker 4 (01:06:34):
Season, this team beat that team and then the other team.
Then they're blowing games to the other. Like, uh, the
city plan Leads coming up is very interesting to me
because we blew them out of the water. Yeah, and
now we're all like, well, Leads has a chance. But
it's like, do they didn't we go to Leeds to
take a shit off?

Speaker 2 (01:06:53):
Tell you why the transitive property you play leads at
three pm? No one was watching the lights a pm.
Under the lights there it is different, different leads under.

Speaker 6 (01:07:04):
The lions and come on, baby, yeah, come to life, dude,
are you gonna get on the plane or not? Well, yeah,
just for your life, Patrick, Okay, do you want a
free trip home or what? Yeah, come do it, Come
fucking do it, bro, help us the funk out seriously,
and we're never gonna sign you. Oh yeah, that's not happening.

Speaker 2 (01:07:22):
I don't say that. I don't even I don't even
pretend that was never got in there to do the fines.

Speaker 8 (01:07:27):
He be in charge of the finds, the polishick little
poolishick rumor that to what's the rumor?

Speaker 4 (01:07:32):
Well, just said we're interested, there's some interests. Okay, we're
just talking to some guys, you know. But Arsenal, Yeah, yeah,
might just been you might have just been in Milan.
He might have just been at the Olympics. He's looking
at seeing somebody had a belt he wanted to say
he was, you know, a belt buckle. That guy loves
an expensive belt.

Speaker 2 (01:07:49):
They're like, bro, we don't need a fucking maga fucking
dude on the fucking team like that.

Speaker 4 (01:07:53):
It doesn't really fit the Arsenal.

Speaker 2 (01:07:54):
I feel like Julianolvarez is probably the woman that's getting
the most noise that feels like a you're like him, Well,
you know, we all like a bit of creepy Jr.

Speaker 3 (01:08:04):
Obviously Ryan that like nineteen Rob Zilian, who's a fewtures
but a bourmouth. This Ronnie did against west Ham it
was just no one on the game, but he just
picks up on his own half and just won for it.
And but then I've become a bit immune to players
that I can just run from their half. Look like
you know that Pepe, Like, can he can he play
against the load block? Can he play against?

Speaker 2 (01:08:26):
Do you have end product? What happens in the final third?

Speaker 3 (01:08:28):
Whereas yeah, yeah, yeah, someone that can run up to
the edge of the box is no use to me
as an arscor We.

Speaker 2 (01:08:33):
Love you the theo we love you exactly. We love
you man, but we get it, We get it. And
then just before we started recording, Everton and United had
played uh and United continues their unbeaten run. There was
another quote about the players and being like, we don't
give a fuck about the dude's hair. They're like, we're

(01:08:54):
kind of tired of hearing about it, to be honest.
Now they're like this, it's we're not playing for some
guy his hair on the internet.

Speaker 4 (01:09:01):
Hair guy is definitely a good like a like a
good piece of evidence to get rid of social media.
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, definitely hair guy guy way too big.

Speaker 2 (01:09:11):
I also think five wins in a row in the
Premier league's actually quite hard to It's like, yeah Arsenal,
Yeah yeah, I mean yeah, even but I don't even
know Arsenal have won five in a row probably this
season once not many teams have done that. So yeah
with Champions League, yeah no, but he's this guy's isn't it?
Five games?

Speaker 3 (01:09:29):
Five Premier League games? I mean the Premier League this season.
So I don't know what to be, but that's gonna
be tough, bro, that's gonna be tough. Okay, Like what's
what's the that goal by Chessco though, pretty good. He's
showing some Yeah, he catching up to it and like
a lovely I love a bent finish into the corner,
just like it.

Speaker 2 (01:09:48):
Just looks so nice, open up that on that right foot, baby,
Oh yeah, and you peel away, yeah exactly. It's good.
He's good. He's looking good. He's gonna come to life
under I think a.

Speaker 3 (01:09:57):
Lot of these players who the question marks like that,
that's showing him that what they can do Esco Jochrez
slowly you can see like the most gold it's been
like the most the other players in that thing can
is his main skill of scoring goals.

Speaker 4 (01:10:13):
If he's you know, doesn't keep it on Cessco. It
makes me wonder what non football thing he did to
end up in al Maren's doghouse?

Speaker 3 (01:10:23):
Yeah, right, was he like was he just like looking
too cute, too scat He always looks scared, you know,
it was some non football.

Speaker 2 (01:10:31):
He's like, why you got a rose tattoo on your throat?

Speaker 1 (01:10:33):
Right?

Speaker 4 (01:10:33):
Just something like that. There's something nonsense.

Speaker 2 (01:10:36):
As like toxic masculine. He's like he heard he likes
basketball and it's not focused looking like you got a
flower tattoo on your throat?

Speaker 5 (01:10:43):
Bro?

Speaker 4 (01:10:44):
Like watches basketball.

Speaker 2 (01:10:46):
Yeah he's fucking nice. I mean yeah, he's probably been
na Yeah, but I mean who's who is better? I
mean this guy going through the leg, Yeah he can
do he can do a windmill. I don't think any
other footballer can do that.

Speaker 7 (01:10:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:10:58):
And also coming from a like a two sport country
or like his, I'm like, yeah, bro from Slovenia, Like
you guys are you guys are drink around fucking baller.
So that'd be crazy if he made.

Speaker 4 (01:11:10):
The basketball team. What if the Olympics and Lucer basketball,
luc he doesn't got to sport pleasant White Deon Sanders,
Svini and Sands.

Speaker 2 (01:11:20):
That was a bro. If you're like, bro, I'm fucking
I'm scoring goals in the Champions League and I'm dunking,
I'd be like this might be Aaron hated it. It's
like you're not. I'm not gonna let you play. You
think he dunked on Ameron or something like he might
have dunked on it. And you're playing goofy European basketball,
like joking around and ship and he's like, bro, give
me this just shaitting that ship over here.

Speaker 4 (01:11:39):
I think a hot ass wife was just a little
too nice.

Speaker 2 (01:11:42):
Oh that's what I think. Yeah, okay, okay, touch on
my arm. Yeah she's like, don't touch me. Bruno, you're
disgusting motherfucker. Like whoa what? You know each other from Portugal?
Like no, I'm not fucking with Portuguese man, you know that?
Like Ruben's like, bait, excuse me? I like I like him,
like they condunk, I like him balking and ship balking

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and bawling, you know what I mean? So what's doo
with you? Benjamin? Now, I don't worry about Roomy.

Speaker 4 (01:12:09):
A fucking wacko bro oh many a little arm on
the shoulder at the at the in the fruit like fully,
just that's disrespecting it like that.

Speaker 2 (01:12:19):
Somehow she has the mouth of like a New Yorker. Anyway,
I'm so tired of him. Harry got about that. That's
something a full him game. I thought I was watching
a little bit of it. It's a big result and
sudden someone losing at home again. It's nice to see
Emma Smith role play, you know what I mean. It's

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nice Alex Alex Waby's finishing the end, yeah, chips oh
nice and clean like the like there was a woebee
you would see glimpses of and be like, if he
does this all the time, he is going to be fantastic.
The problem was he wasn't doing that all the time.
He does it enough for them, and I was like,
and he's JJ Coach's fucking nephew, Broke. It was so

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good they named him to did you see that? One thing? Though?
Speaking of Nigeria, because the people were going back to
I think It was the ninety six Olympics when Argentina
was going to play Nigeria and the gold medal game,
and the fucking Argentinian papers were like, bring on the monkeys,
was like the translation, and people a lot of people
were like just so people just know, Like I think
it was a Nigerian fan was like, because they're always

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doing this shit and this is a team that had
jj Okocha on it and Nuanquo Kanu. It was like
their golden generation of people and they beat Argentina. So
hold that shit. Mmmm. Anyway, relegation talk a little bit.
Was that something we wanted to kind of cover. Well,
we said, Tottenham, they're looking bad, you got to have
players coming back. Yeah, yeah, I'm.

Speaker 3 (01:13:44):
Looking I think west Ham won a good run. They
look like nos Nun looks like he's kind of sort
some stuff out. So the four points off west Ham
and the two points off Forest, right.

Speaker 2 (01:13:54):
Yep, So they have yeah, two points that Tottenham's on
twenty nine points, Forest on twenty seven, west Ham on
twenty five. Burnley and Wolves. I mean, like, good luck,
good luck to you, Bill, but it's that that twenty seven,
that twenty five to twenty nine point range. That looks
a little dicey.

Speaker 3 (01:14:12):
They're like, how many points you reckon? You need to
stay up. It used to be forty points. I think
thirty eight points, so you'll be safe.

Speaker 2 (01:14:19):
I think it's a low one. Yeah, yeah, ten games right, yeah,
because west Ham have Liverpool next at home. Yes, under
their away Liverpool they are away a.

Speaker 4 (01:14:30):
Couple I mean time got Fulham and Crystal Palace back
to back. That's like, I see that's a draw. That's
a couple of draws in there.

Speaker 2 (01:14:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:14:38):
Might also beat the fuck out y'all. Also couldn't put
them on the day good hey right who windows with
the in there?

Speaker 3 (01:14:46):
So that's run up for the penalty again, like oh
he did a little Oh my good, Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (01:14:53):
I flew back from Nashville by the time he finished
that run. I was like, I'm like this, this guy's
bending the rules. Yeah, stop, I remember, it's gonna start breaking.
I remember those two girls came out and they started
doing double Dutch, and then he came and then he
went yeah and then hit the penalty. Yeah good, I
mean yeah, So that next running game for the run

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that Tottenham have is Fullham away Palace at home. Liverpool
away then Forrest at home. That's a six pointer right there,
you know what I mean? Or whatever, however many points
that it might end up being, but that could be.
That could be very interesting.

Speaker 4 (01:15:28):
The leads game there are two points behind leads leads On.

Speaker 2 (01:15:32):
Leads On as safe as they should be because of
how they've been recently. I mean west Ham have because
apparently like Spurs have the easiest running of all the
teams in the in the potential relegation zone. Because west
Ham have Liverpool away, Fulham away City at home. Villo
are their next four. That's a little tough. But hey,

(01:15:53):
stranger Tings.

Speaker 3 (01:15:54):
They've got their new signings have done. See, we'll see,
we'll know, we'll know at the end of the season.
I feel like he's really.

Speaker 2 (01:16:05):
Taking a punt on the games play well, every game
is played. We might have a sense of who's gonna
get rid of When the dust settles, I think we'll
have our answer.

Speaker 3 (01:16:15):
Something Michael Ohne would say, Yeah, football, we're going to
win a Peabody off that or.

Speaker 2 (01:16:21):
Like just what like JB. Smooth's character was saying, poody tang,
just like repeating everything JB smoove too. Yeah, Yeah, it's
hot too. He's like, yeah, it's hard to getting a
biggie shorty party. They're like, I just said that anyway.
She's about James Milner. Oh yeah, James Milner.

Speaker 4 (01:16:40):
Graduations the most square drawn individual, very square, but a
lot of it, saying he did it with the least
minutes where Gareth Barry truly like the fucking work in
which not to say one or the other, but it's
still it was something.

Speaker 2 (01:16:55):
I saw another stat where I don't know if it's true.
They said Milliner at that point had played fifty percent
of the players that have ever played in the Premier League.

Speaker 3 (01:17:02):
Really, yeah, it's insane, sad, Yeah, twenty four years. And
I mean that's just the fact that he's you know
that he's that account on switch. Maybe this is boring
James Milner how he say boring, doesn't drink and he's
just like just the model professional but just loves water.
He's he's he's older than me, he's forty yeah, still
playing Premier League football.

Speaker 2 (01:17:21):
Not older than me though, And I'll beat the shit
out you, James. Yeah, so he went to the gym.
I went for the first time. Bro, you can be him,
I bro I could get in the Premier League. Bro
let me in there. You can painfully right footed. I
might break my left foot if I try to pass
with it, but get me in there. I mean my
boots bro left completely wood, left boot so clean. Oh yeah,

(01:17:42):
so Christine, you thought I wasn't wearing the left boot.
You don't even need you don't even need one, don't
even need one. I'm not hitting the ball with it
just to suck. Yeah, right boot, all fucked up. Look
such a one footed player. It's fucking hilarious.

Speaker 4 (01:17:55):
I don't think I'm ever going to do anything for
twenty four years. I think I'm not thinking about nothing.
Smoke weed, smoke weed. Okay, that's actually probably what I'm
closest to doing. Yeah, aside from being a lost Oh yeah,
I'm the James Millner.

Speaker 9 (01:18:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:18:07):
How many? How many?

Speaker 3 (01:18:08):
How many blunts to be smoked in your whole life?
That should be as many appearance as.

Speaker 2 (01:18:11):
Just how many. I've smoked more blunts than James Milliner
has minutes in the premiere.

Speaker 4 (01:18:16):
How many tackles does he have in his career? That's
probably how many blunts has Millner premiere?

Speaker 2 (01:18:20):
They don't, I don't. Yeah, that they didn't have. That's
for twenty four years on top forty or just around
forty thousand, five hundred.

Speaker 4 (01:18:29):
That seems a little high.

Speaker 2 (01:18:31):
Yeah, that's just a touch, that's a little. That might
be a little yeah little is that ai? I guess no, no, no,
that's a ground because Gareth Berries is fifty four thirty nine. Yeah,
so he's like just right in there. But anyway, I.

Speaker 4 (01:18:42):
Smoked as many blunts as Ronaldo has appearances in the
Saudi League.

Speaker 2 (01:18:47):
Okay, okay, goals goals in the I mean yeah, yeah,
that's easy. Yeah, but goals, yeah, I know you mean
yeah yeah, I would say one hundred, yeah, yeah, yeah,
I think of Now I'm gonna go ahead and say
I'm the James Millener smoking buns, so I believe them.
Congratulations to James Milner exactulated James Milner. You're doing it, bro.
You love it. We love to see the tip of
the hat to you. They don't make them like you anymore, man,

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they don't. It's even close, Like who's the second?

Speaker 3 (01:19:12):
Well, this is PREMI League, so there's also like if
you do all time, they're not actually I think in
the top ten for appearances because obviously there we're only
caning since nineteen ninety two, which is all the purists
like because one hundred years of football ignoring. But yeah,
it's pretty impressive though, with how how intense the league is.
Hell yeah, even though the team sign he also has
a lot of injuries too. Yeah, he's played for so

(01:19:32):
many I remember I used to live in newcast I
went to watch a game there and he guy next
to me just talk just hated James Miller, the Jims
and Miller's a bag of shape. That's what you're saying,
your baggies and supporting them as well. You're a bag
of shape, James Milner. Don't give it an owen owen
shaite as well? Every player was shaped.

Speaker 2 (01:19:51):
Oh my god. So it's such a weird thing as
a fan to shout how crap your team is for
the whole on the team, like Nolby, Solano and ship
it had Yeah, no, it had, it had Owen, it
had Milner.

Speaker 3 (01:20:04):
I think with Sam Allardyce managed Newcastle and about at
that point, who do they have up front?

Speaker 2 (01:20:10):
They had they didn't have.

Speaker 3 (01:20:11):
A spree they had say maybe, oh god, maybe that
was that was a great time. Yeah, But anyways, this
guy your bag of shape every time they got the ball,
and then he went, I think this man city and
then he won the league, so yeah, shut him up.

Speaker 2 (01:20:27):
Man playing with Sholby.

Speaker 9 (01:20:29):
That was it.

Speaker 2 (01:20:32):
Shoraby. Oh yeah, I remember those days. Graham soon as
was the manager. Anyway, that was a bit of time
travel from us. We'll be back again as the the
results keep rolling in and apparently after that we will
know more about the league table once this next round
of matches. I think once there's more rounds rounds of games,

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will know more about what's happening in the league. So
we we hope you'll stay on pins and needles for
that very satis find conclusion on the next installment of
Ink It Footy, your production of iHeartRadio. I keep forgetting
say that all remind me that. Okay, thank for that. Plugs.

Speaker 4 (01:21:10):
Next Tuesday free show in Highland Park he called Fresh Produce. Yeah,
come through, Come on through, come through Black Barber in
Highland Park. It's free, it's a nine pm. It's a Tuesday.
You have nothing better to do.

Speaker 2 (01:21:20):
Brooklyn Gooners have us at some point. Yeah, so we
need to come out there. I got to come through.
Tell me when you have a Spike Lee there for somebody,
you know what I mean. I want to see everybody.
Oh yeah, was a fucking not Halliburton out there one time.
I think very hot anyway out there, what about you?

Speaker 3 (01:21:35):
I'm just going to shout the Fleet Street Fleet Street
Pub in Nashville. It's delightful. Looks after me. They've got
currying chips. Oh how was it as delicious? Such carrying chips?

Speaker 2 (01:21:45):
And do they have like the obligatory one brit working there?
There's a brush go on the door with a cowboy hound,
which was very confusing. He was loving it. I showed
the cowboy hat.

Speaker 3 (01:21:55):
And then he was like, you know, it's a long
cigarette way a cowboy from London.

Speaker 2 (01:22:01):
That's like me. We're in a Nike text suit with
a sisty in London and they're like, hey, what's up man?
How you doing? Really? Why don't you call me brob? Yeah? Sorry,
I'm not a mandam yet, I'm trying. I'm I'm an
honory mandamn.

Speaker 12 (01:22:15):
Yeah, I'm an aspiring mandem. Yeah, aspiring mandem. Yeah, definitely, definitely,
definitely yeah, yeah, yeah, we're gonna take my nube later down.
We're gonna we're gonna go Leicester Square, going to the block.

Speaker 3 (01:22:26):
Yeah, every thresh person on the Chief Chael they hear
to America like Leicester Square.

Speaker 2 (01:22:31):
I want a step you know he's lester Chester letters
are a trick of the eye. You should know, kids
Wick are you from chi? It's that's obviously should flipping
sept I picture you're saying that like you're standing next
to them on the tube but saying it out loud,

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and they're like, I look like the X g.

Speaker 9 (01:23:01):
H. What turns me on? Is x to you having
to normal what turns me off? The same words were
the troglodyte. He thought Piccadilly Circus was a bloody circus.
Well browned you cocker your DearS.

Speaker 2 (01:23:15):
Anyway, that's gonna do it for us this week. We'll
be back then when the results will be clear by
at least three points or so in either direction. So
bye bye,