Sand Blastin’

It’s all about, hope, Jamón and the sacred art of the SAND BLAST.

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Speaker 1 (00:04):
Going to the managers like I go through socks watching
Valerie Irons Protection.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
Mm hm oh dog the secretary lady with the glasses.

Speaker 3 (00:15):
She was low key the hottest one.

Speaker 4 (00:17):
She was fired.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
Bro Okay, now I have to pull up like the wiki.

Speaker 4 (00:26):
Listen.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
This is just for y'all because I know you guys
are waking up at three am. I think it's on
like me TV at like three in the morning.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
It really is. Swear to god, Oh my gotta see it. Wow.

Speaker 3 (00:36):
Wow, yeah, Oh that's right. Shorty with the short hair.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
Yeah yeah, we're keeping this. The other one, the other
one not my favorite I liked in the order of
just my nineties thirst obviously Pamela Anderson, the goat.

Speaker 4 (00:54):
Oh oh, Shorty with the pixie.

Speaker 3 (00:56):
And then the pixie cut.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
Second okay she wasn't there, and then and then fourth
on my board, pixie cut.

Speaker 4 (01:04):
Yeah she only playing canutes on my team.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
For me, it was it was those because she had
those nineties eyebrows where they were so thin they looked
like lines of cocaine.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
That was.

Speaker 4 (01:21):
I never put it together like that.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
Everyone had because even like pam Anderson has straight up
just little lenience.

Speaker 3 (01:29):
As they called it, all right, let's fucking do this ship. Hey,
it's been a minute. Sorry about that.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
I've been jet lacked, but now I'm back and I'm
ready to talk about I'm mostly excited. I think I
still think, I still have a pulse. I still feel okay.
But welcome to a footy. We're gonna go around the horn.
Before we get to all the action the Champions League
to Premier League, we'll preview what happened.

Speaker 3 (01:58):
We'll recap what happened.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
Also, some violence in Lalika that was just shocked me.
I just it really shocked my American sensibilities. I'm not
used to seeing things.

Speaker 3 (02:08):
Like that on camera.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
But first Jamel Johnson words feelings about the last few days.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
I'm feeling good. I'm feeling like the new Jack City soundtrack. Dude,
that's what I feel like about, bro. I feel like
it's for the love of money. Where we're up. We're
feeling good. Salute to the new guys who played well
on the road, Coop of Mindy and Capia. Yeah, Muscarra
getting the shot on m M. And I'm thinking about

(02:37):
the weekend, thinking about having to shoot our brother. I'm
thinking about having to put some I'm thinking about having
to put a couple of our boys down. Yeah, am
I my brother's keeper? I'm not so sure.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
Yeah, yeah yeah. If they're truly our brothers, they will
just lay down.

Speaker 4 (02:51):
They will just lay their arms down, but we're gonna pay.

Speaker 3 (02:54):
You know, it would be so funny.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
It would be the it would be them that did
us into that would also be somehow the the thing
that everybody on the internet would love to see. Chris Martin,
how about you a few words to describe how you
feel going into this weekend.

Speaker 5 (03:07):
And I'm a bit different to Jimell. I'm I'm like,
cut these moles off my back.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
Those are my work.

Speaker 5 (03:16):
And that might be because this morning, for the first time,
be personal. So went for a standard skin check. He
cut two moles off my back. Never had that before,
very painful. He seemed not phased. In two weeks, we'll
know how you know, whether there's just some routines. But
I just feel like with this season, I'm so tough.

(03:37):
I'm just like, get just cut get him done, cut
them off, need to right now? You're like, well, cut
them off.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (03:46):
I went in and the said, he said, that's not
even really a mold. Just cut it just chunk on
my back.

Speaker 4 (03:50):
Just take it.

Speaker 3 (03:51):
He's like, no, no, this is a this is an
eminem man. I don't know how you got that stuck
back there.

Speaker 5 (03:56):
See have you got a have you got a weird
kink for doctors cutting skin off your back?

Speaker 1 (04:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (04:02):
Yeah, yeah, And I get an insurance pays for it.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
That's what I like that w g A.

Speaker 3 (04:09):
That's why, that's why the riotse guilds in.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
At my My fucking partner had that w We were
on that w g A for a year. GOLLI that
the way they take care of you with that, They
cut questions.

Speaker 4 (04:25):
Off, get all the good sounds.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
I have my toenails cut. The insurance coverage is so good.
I like that, like we don't have to. I'm like,
they'll cover it. And I can't get the heck hangnails
like you do for me. The term is still belief.
I can't again, especially after every time I think I
told you all this. Every time I watch Arsenal when
I'm in Japan, we do not do well. I've seen

(04:48):
a bunch of fuck ups whenever I've watched from Japan.
The one time I didn't watch or like live was
the Newcastle match because it was too early. I said,
fuck it, I'm gonna let God decide and in the
morning you'll let me and luckily and we just snuck through.
So I was like, that was a good one. Then
I watched then at best I watched a draw in
the Champions League. But still I'm like, I'm not gonna

(05:11):
I honestly, I was thinking about going full Doomer, and shit,
I just fucking can't.

Speaker 3 (05:16):
I can't.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
And also, I've been following this club for so fucking
long and I've seen us not do shit for much
longer than actually be popping. So I'm trying to like,
when I look at that large perspective, I'm feeling positive.
I will stay positive, and the fact that City could
only get one goal against Burnley helps me just feel
a little bit more like, no, no, the fucking fingernails are

(05:38):
still gripping onto the bumper.

Speaker 3 (05:39):
This fucking thing. We will not be flung off.

Speaker 1 (05:43):
With that said, let's recap the Champions League, probably to
start where the first match everyone was like, we're about
to get two sides, the yin and the Yang of
European football with the PSG Byron match and then pure
pure ron ball with Athletical and Arsenal, although I I

(06:05):
was actually I was pretty exciting. Matt still, Yeah they
got a guy.

Speaker 2 (06:10):
It was him in the fucking front roll.

Speaker 1 (06:17):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, the.

Speaker 4 (06:20):
Man.

Speaker 5 (06:22):
I want to know how he I went to the
Emirates twice and I you know, they sertually pretty good.
I'm pretty sure I can't bring in a whole ham
to him into a Yeah, I want to know he's
sneaking that they like.

Speaker 3 (06:33):
But it's one of those things.

Speaker 1 (06:35):
I'm guy. It's because I guess, you know, Harmon is
so like foundational. It's like a load bearing part of
Spanish culture. Like water. It's a bottle of water.

Speaker 5 (06:48):
It's like you got ham, that's fine, that's how you live.
And yeah, that's breathing.

Speaker 1 (06:53):
Like he probably came in with the whole fucking leg
like this, like a fucking fifteen pound leg, and they
were frisking him everywhere.

Speaker 6 (06:59):
But the ham.

Speaker 5 (07:01):
If you want to sneak, if you want to sneak
drugs into a game Athletic, go just shove them in
a big ham.

Speaker 1 (07:06):
Just drill, yeah, exactly, put your fucking your blick in
there and then you're good.

Speaker 5 (07:12):
I like the idea of like there's like a sign
of like you know, like you can't have like firearms
and stuff, but there's just a suckle around.

Speaker 3 (07:20):
Lighters. What would be the English equivalent of a harmon?

Speaker 1 (07:29):
Like something that isn't normally brought in, but like the
security be like, what's he gonna do with that?

Speaker 5 (07:35):
It's just a fry up, just a full fry eggs
yea eggs, mushroom, Yeah, yeah, just a Maybe a Yorkshire
pudding would be sort of just just a solitary Yorkshire pudding,
like an apple.

Speaker 3 (07:51):
What would be espert? What would it be for us?

Speaker 1 (07:54):
Jamal? A gun?

Speaker 4 (07:55):
I mean just a gun. Yeah, just have a gun.

Speaker 1 (07:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (07:58):
They'd like, yeah, yeah, you're good in it.

Speaker 1 (08:00):
They're like hold on, broy, like you can't wear that
clipper shit in here, donicles araka Yeah yeah all right.
But anyway, the fucking the PSG Buyern match, Holy shit,
what a fucking game that was one. Did you think

(08:20):
who did you guys go like, did you go between okay,
ps you got this Buyern, got this buyer is gonna
come back?

Speaker 3 (08:26):
Or did you always feel one way about it?

Speaker 1 (08:27):
Or were you just kind of being a neutron You're like,
oh shit, it's not fucking stopping.

Speaker 2 (08:33):
The second one. It's just it's I'm fucking stop. And
I was like kind of busy, right, I'm running errands.
Every time I look up, there's two more goals have
been scored.

Speaker 1 (08:44):
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.

Speaker 5 (08:44):
When it was five four though, I was like, imagine
if this is like nine eight, I just yet the
pace was insane, and then I weirdly I had to
do something with my child.

Speaker 3 (08:54):
We so I turned on a five. It's three sevens.
I'm gonna second off.

Speaker 5 (08:58):
I think I was like five minutes late and there's
already five yeah, and then I'm like, well, the game's
probably dead now, and then obviously by and then you're
just like, you know, were not watching game. This is
so like every every attack you think is going to
be a goal. And then Lewis Diaz his goal after
Harry Kane's Oh my.

Speaker 3 (09:13):
God, I like, I buy. If I'm ever.

Speaker 5 (09:16):
Feeling anxious, I just picture that perfectly waited pass by
Harry Kane, who's not a place that doesn't play. It
spurs anymore so because talking about how how phenomenal a
football player is and the Diaz is oh my god,
It's just like all my Liverpool fans are like, really
really glad we got rid of that guy.

Speaker 3 (09:34):
Yeah, oh my god, they must be.

Speaker 1 (09:36):
I think that was one thing we talked about at
the time, like when we first started the season and
maybe when we were first testing it out. It's like
they really fucked up not replacing Louis Diaz, Like they
really gag poll as much as I like, as much
as I wanted to, maybe he could do it. Na, motherfucker,
Luis's Luisito. You can't fucking you can't replace him. And like,
I think the speed at which that the two goals

(09:58):
came after the dem Belet goal for like the fifth goal,
the fifth PSG goal, because you know, Uper McConnell kind
of could have done maybe a little bit better defending
for that humble goal. Then immediately what the seven minutes
later gets a goal back, and then the the Luis
Diez goal was just three minutes after that.

Speaker 3 (10:17):
I was part of me was like, oh, maybe this
could go.

Speaker 1 (10:20):
I was hoping it would go five to five, but
five to five would have been Yeah, for the amount
of time, I guess, for the amount of like time
between goals, you're like, oh, it's five to four in
the sixty eighth minute.

Speaker 3 (10:30):
Yeah, there's at least three more goals in this match.
But it's crazy that, like, you know, I was funny.

Speaker 5 (10:36):
I listened to Football Weekly, which is you know, fantastic
way you listen to real football analysis, Ham analysis.

Speaker 3 (10:45):
Hey whoa whoa? Yeah, well hey hey hey are.

Speaker 4 (10:50):
You talking about him over there?

Speaker 5 (10:51):
Oh yeah, and even mentioned your mouth did Jemon was
not mentioned as specificated.

Speaker 3 (10:57):
Jem Hey, all right, Michael, you got the gemon?

Speaker 2 (11:00):
Uh huh okay, all right, you might have a point.

Speaker 3 (11:09):
Sorry, keep talking about real football.

Speaker 1 (11:13):
Guys. Guy.

Speaker 5 (11:16):
Yeah, yeah, someone's someone's listening walking game.

Speaker 1 (11:20):
What's angry, Vegan? They can see the background you got
You're saying this all with the Liam or senior background
right now? Exactly? Peace, rest in peace, lim. What was
I said?

Speaker 3 (11:34):
What was I talking about?

Speaker 5 (11:35):
Oh yeah, but they were talking about like some like
Jonathan Wilson was like it's not his favorite game because
he was because he was just like, it can't be
your best game. The defending is that bad, which is
an interesting take and I do think that has some merit.
But just for Sheer, just like if you're not team
isn't playing, You're just like this is this is what.

Speaker 3 (11:52):
This is what the young people. This is going to
make young people watch football.

Speaker 1 (11:56):
Get off. Minecraft's not watching ks.

Speaker 3 (11:59):
I watched this. Although that charity match was at the Sidemen.

Speaker 1 (12:04):
That charity match, the kids that one's like had like
like seventy two goals in it too.

Speaker 3 (12:09):
That's also not real.

Speaker 5 (12:11):
You know what's really funny is like having played I
played football, he's played. It's called comedians football in London.
So you play with like a lot of all the comedians,
like loads of pretty like well known comedians from the UK,
and then you play with them and go, that's like
he's pretty decent, you know. And then you watch him
playing one of those charity games on TV and you're like,
that is the slowest man I've ever seen.

Speaker 3 (12:34):
You do realize how good, like.

Speaker 5 (12:37):
How it's so stupid, like how like quick and like
amazing professional athort are compared to compared to Milton Jones
just running down the wing when yeah.

Speaker 1 (12:46):
When forty five year old Anton Ferdinand is just like
blowing by them like Anton, yeah yeah.

Speaker 3 (12:51):
Oh.

Speaker 5 (12:52):
I tell you guys about when I played against Tino
Aspria in a charity game, you know, the ex ex
Newcastle striker.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
Yes, I remember he was so slow he was.

Speaker 5 (13:03):
He was like he was couldn't have given Like for me,
I'm like, I'm playing center back against Tinospria and he
didn't get past me.

Speaker 3 (13:10):
But he was not in it.

Speaker 1 (13:11):
He was rolled up like he's done an all night
and he was.

Speaker 3 (13:18):
Cool, cool. He didn't even get above walking.

Speaker 5 (13:20):
But I do get to say that I kept him
in my pocket.

Speaker 1 (13:25):
Yeah I love that, ah man. But yeah, five four
was that match? A lot of people talking ship. I
think what was I think Earling Holland was posting sit
on Snapchat. He's like so much this is people would
think the game is boarding when you watch Arsenal compared
to this or oh my god.

Speaker 4 (13:44):
You know what, I'm not scared of either of these teams.

Speaker 2 (13:46):
So they can fucking run around like fucking freaks all
they want.

Speaker 1 (13:50):
Yeah, you know what.

Speaker 5 (13:51):
In my in my head, I'm like, for absolutely no reason.
I like, there's no way anyone on snapchat is going
to win the league. It's just like on snapchat, mate,
it's we're on bebo. I'm losing to someone on Instagram
or even TikTok to someone who's snapshot.

Speaker 3 (14:10):
Yeah, look, if it ain't broke don't fix it.

Speaker 1 (14:12):
I guess it's his thing.

Speaker 2 (14:13):
Company not on the touch line? Did that play a
role in all of this? If Company wasn't suspended? With
Whenron have played defense, I mean.

Speaker 1 (14:22):
If you look right between PSG and Byron, they've conceded
nineteen and twenty one goals between like they've so I
don't know if him being there or not. They've been
letting goals in the Champions League, so I don't know
if that really matter. Although see, like when I watch
him too, I was like, man, this this is some
sloppy fucking defending. I'm like, if the game we don't

(14:43):
play a match that's ever this wide open. So I
was also like, shit, I mean we've we've beaten both teams,
although PSG over two legs and that didn't go so
well because we didn't really have a striker or any
attacking threat.

Speaker 3 (14:55):
And even now I'm wondering.

Speaker 1 (14:56):
Do we're still having any attacking threat?

Speaker 4 (14:59):
Don't worry about that.

Speaker 1 (15:00):
That's the one part that does scare me is that
they have plenty of attacking threat.

Speaker 3 (15:04):
But you know, we've typically been able to defend well.

Speaker 1 (15:07):
But yeah, uh. The other thing too, I think a
lot when looking at this match a lot of people
are doing is just sort of like one of those
OPTA analysis about, you know how the opposition rating of
the teams that they each face, and by far, Arsenal
plays much more competitive matches in terms of like the
league rating because byron AMPSG they don't have to play

(15:28):
against the same level of competition domestically week in week out.

Speaker 5 (15:31):
Also, they don't like none of their players. But I
think I read a thing that nun Mendes has never
completed a full ninety minutes for PSG. Right, they just
yea and he played They they play like they played
like twenty games a seed. They literally just know they're
going to win the league so easily that they just
get them tuned up for the Champions League. So yeah,

(15:52):
the fact that Arsenal, if they you know, or even
at this stage really and even Athletico, I guess like
you've got that has to be into account. It's like
impossible to be these nation. But no, they didn't talk
about that enough. I feel like in the analysis of
this stuff, it's like no that it's.

Speaker 1 (16:08):
Completely different, Like it's like somebody who I don't know
has to take care of like a gigantic fifteen kid family.
And then someone who's like childless shows up, you know,
like what their energy levels are, Like you're like, yeah,
of course the dude, the childless dude is gonna pull
up with a ton of energy for someone who's trying
to hold down the crazy ass household.

Speaker 3 (16:28):
I don't know why I'm using a parental.

Speaker 1 (16:31):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (16:33):
They're like an orgy or something like that.

Speaker 3 (16:35):
It's the bab based kids got a situation.

Speaker 1 (16:38):
But yeah, that's also cope coming from too cope mixed
with a little bit of hope.

Speaker 3 (16:43):
Well at least the reason why.

Speaker 1 (16:45):
Like when you look at these two teams, like, yeah,
of course they're completely different situations when they pull up
these Champions League matches and then there is us an
Athletico Madrid, big big match one that I I was.
I felt I felt like we could get a win
in this match. I felt like we could get a win.
I was fine with us drawing. I just definitely didn't

(17:07):
want to walk out of there without winning or I
like at least by losing. Uh And we did get
man just a two pen match or it could have
been three, should have been three. Let's be honest.

Speaker 3 (17:20):
Did you watch have you seen the other angles of
it too.

Speaker 1 (17:22):
There's one angle that makes it look like, man, fucking
ain't shit happened with the content? Yeah, yeah, but I
was like, huh, but from what I saw in that moment,
I have to honor my heart in what I saw
in that moment, and that was some bullshit. And so
was the and so was the Ben White penalty again,
like there was a similar penalty in the in the
Bayern match where I think Davies also went off like

(17:44):
it was a deflection onto the hand and they gave
a goal. But that was with Ben White. He wasn't
even looking for that. That was incidental.

Speaker 5 (17:52):
That was cheap as it's so it's the worst rule
in the world, and not Smerdy got.

Speaker 3 (17:57):
The Premier League doesn't do it like that because it's
like that.

Speaker 5 (17:59):
It's just crazy, giving eighty percent eighty percent of a
goal for just right, it's like going wide and doesn't
anything about it.

Speaker 3 (18:06):
But at least in Europe they just always that's just
I just saw it. Oh my god.

Speaker 5 (18:11):
But as a one, regardless of whether it's soft or whatever,
once it gets given, can't overturn it. Yeah, it never
gets overturned. It's not clear and obvious because there's an
angle way touches him, and in real time it looked
like it It's like, yeah, it's like, yeah, of course
he's milking it.

Speaker 3 (18:26):
It's still a penalty. But I can't sort of change
your mind.

Speaker 4 (18:29):
How often would that get caught in the Premier League?
You think?

Speaker 1 (18:33):
I think.

Speaker 5 (18:34):
I think when I saw it in real time, I thought,
Penn just like the you know when you just get
in touch it before the guy.

Speaker 3 (18:39):
It just it looked like one yeah.

Speaker 1 (18:42):
Yeah, I mean I think it's one of those I
think it would have gone fifty to fifty in the
Premier League. I don't think it would have. I could
see it being I think in that in times it
would frustrate me as a fan. It would be given,
like to be like they gave it to that motherfucker.
But I don't know if it would be given.

Speaker 2 (18:56):
It's like it's like I see this whole Champions League
and how the Premier League calls things tighter and better
in a lot of cases, it's like, uh, it's like
capcom ference. I say, kay, you get to play on
your own league settings, right, right, right, So we're doing
Premier League stuff and they're on but it's fine, you know,
I think it's fine. Let's getting out of there with

(19:17):
a draw. And the fact that we ended the game.
Well again, the problem for the last month is these
last ten minutes, it gets to like seventy eight and
you see everybody fucking sweating and jogging. Yeah, and that
felt different and I loved that.

Speaker 5 (19:33):
Yeah, yeah, I thought I thought all Teta did well
with it. So just on the penalty by the way
being overturned. I was watching it downstairs, you know, you know,
you've reacted like a psychopath. And I walk upstairs and
my wife's in a room.

Speaker 1 (19:47):
Are you okay? Shit?

Speaker 5 (19:51):
She just hugged me like the way I was just
like you call over the amount of sweat words coming
out of my mouth just in my house. Were you
going full voice mate? I went, I went, I went.

Speaker 3 (20:05):
Full because it sounds like you were trying to choke
about like and then no, no, because currently my son
is a sleep upstairs and.

Speaker 5 (20:13):
If I full reenacting, he would wait, he'd wake up
from nothing and he would be like, are you And
he scared me through my so No, that was That's
the most annoyed. I'm normally whatever refereeing stuff, I can
kind of.

Speaker 1 (20:31):
But that was like, yeah, that's I kept going, you coward.

Speaker 2 (20:40):
Man. Yeah, of course he's a He's a guy with
a knife slicing hair.

Speaker 5 (20:44):
MUDs him and the mob boss and only just standing
right next to him. I mean I would absolutely buckle
under this guy, whole black suit with his black tie,
just under.

Speaker 4 (20:57):
Don't he look like he's about to accept the a
v in a.

Speaker 1 (20:59):
War Best Gang Bang Scenes two Cholo Simeoni, Hey, oh man.

Speaker 5 (21:16):
But to your point, Jamal, I thought he actually rotated.
It was like, you know, what was it the season
before last when they had Villa in between the two
PHG games two CHAMPIONSAUS games, and he like rotated out
the team. He just screwed it up, and see what
he does against Fulham. But it felt like he was like,
all right, power up. All the attackers can't play full ninety.

(21:40):
It sounds like Odd might be injured from what I
heard today. Ye hopefully that guy. Yeah, guy, I haven't
even seen anything assuming it though sick note, but having
all those three attackers rotate was sensible. Makes me think
maybe soccer can start on Saturday. I'm going to say
it now, maybe starts. Gabriel Jesus on against Fulham, but

(22:02):
I don't know. Feels I feel like he's giving him
minutes for a reason I'm not deed about.

Speaker 1 (22:07):
But yeah, but he kind.

Speaker 4 (22:09):
Of go, you gotta go, you gotta go with vic man.

Speaker 5 (22:13):
Yeah, I mean he has from what I saw and
that you didn't go.

Speaker 3 (22:17):
He actually to be fair, but he looks different in Europe.

Speaker 5 (22:20):
I watched him at the Emirates live against you. We'll
get to it. I'm sure that that misplaced passed every
Arsenal fan we are having that screen.

Speaker 1 (22:31):
Everyone did the fucking head slab from airplane where it
was like.

Speaker 3 (22:35):
Like everyone had their hands on it.

Speaker 1 (22:37):
Just the fucking whole world collectively did it in that one.

Speaker 4 (22:40):
I got it?

Speaker 2 (22:41):
Are you okay? After that, I blocked that out and
two caps like you are you? I just I just started.

Speaker 5 (22:49):
I just started shouting from the stats, you coward.

Speaker 3 (22:56):
It's a five yard pass into space.

Speaker 1 (22:58):
You cowed.

Speaker 4 (23:00):
God he waited him too, the perfect wrong town.

Speaker 6 (23:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (23:03):
Then he comes up with the penalty man, Yeah, and
he goes left.

Speaker 4 (23:07):
He always goes left, it doesn't matter.

Speaker 1 (23:10):
And got it. He got the contact. As much as
infuriating as it was for the athletic fans and I'm like, no,
given that, that's sorry, can't do that.

Speaker 3 (23:17):
Can't do that. You can't do that.

Speaker 1 (23:19):
One interesting thing about this match, this is the first
Champions League knockout stage match with more than one goal
to see one hundred percent of them come via penalties
since the two thousand and one final if Funich in Valencia,
that's how legendary these fucking managers are. Okay, you want
to see real tactics, because that's the other thing. It
was just pure they once they went to a back

(23:41):
five we started, everyone was adjusting in their way to
frustrate the other thing. And that's what I was like,
see that, Like with even Rice dropping deeper. That also
helped a ton just kind of you know, throw throwing
Madrid off.

Speaker 3 (23:56):
But yeah, it felt like.

Speaker 1 (23:58):
It felt like a couple that know each other really well.

Speaker 5 (24:00):
Like when you are you know exactly what to say
to wind up a hoff.

Speaker 1 (24:04):
He'll be exactly.

Speaker 5 (24:05):
You'll just say, that's an interesting point, you know, I
you you're a coward.

Speaker 1 (24:12):
Oh oh, so you really care about that? I thought
you were joking. You thought I was choking.

Speaker 4 (24:19):
Yeah, Oh I thought I thought that was your mom's thing.

Speaker 1 (24:21):
I didn't even no, no, no, no, no, no, yeah, bro,
you'll see just it'll turn to an anime. Fucking just
somehow different color background shows up with your partner.

Speaker 3 (24:34):
It's like you're like your torso has been cut in half.

Speaker 1 (24:38):
He's like, I'm like my mother.

Speaker 3 (24:45):
Yeah. Do you think who do you think is going
to win the next legs of each tie?

Speaker 5 (24:50):
Mmm?

Speaker 1 (24:51):
I think I think. I don't know. I think Byron could.
I think Byron might? I don't know.

Speaker 3 (24:57):
I want to say Byron yeah.

Speaker 2 (24:59):
I mean they both just they both own they both
only have to play these games, haven't they both won
their leagues already. It's like, yeah, shit man, yeah, I'm
saying Byron too, why not Home Team?

Speaker 3 (25:11):
I mean PSC? I mean I feel like I don't know.

Speaker 1 (25:13):
I think I guess I'm trying to think of who
do I want to face less and just with the
history with PSG, but also seeing the way Byron played, it's,
you know, because Vart Skellia, Bro, He's scary as fuck
to me. That guy fucking finds a goal like when
he really wants one, and I'm just I'd rather not.
I just feel like whoever is playing on that right

(25:35):
side for us?

Speaker 3 (25:37):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (25:39):
I don't know, unless unless we can get jury and
Timber uh some kind of put him in that tank
from fucking Star Wars where he's just like floating and
ship to try and get his body back. Yeah yeah,
but then again it's also him. It's also could be
Luis DS So you know, I I don't really care.

Speaker 4 (25:56):
I'd rather play Byron. We've already beat.

Speaker 1 (25:59):
Him even the way with the way, but also only
say it is also playing like a fucking madness.

Speaker 7 (26:03):
Oh man, yeah, ah, will he stuffed some ship? Yeah yeah,
yeah for sure once you.

Speaker 3 (26:10):
Know, I guess I'm not really either one doesn't matter because.

Speaker 5 (26:13):
I just because the one is, like, you're just this,
It's gonna be the same game plan against either team.

Speaker 3 (26:18):
If Arsenal gets this, yeah, do the same.

Speaker 5 (26:23):
Let's go and Arsenal will be like trying even if
let's go on as defensively like forward as they used
to be, you know that they'll be like, we're not
gonna have as much of the ball.

Speaker 3 (26:33):
We'll press you and see what we can do.

Speaker 1 (26:35):
But do we know if is how what was the
extent of Juley and Alvarez's knee thing? Do we know
if that if that's keeping him out?

Speaker 5 (26:42):
He is he kept looking like he was gonna go
off injured and he didn't, and then he then he did, but.

Speaker 1 (26:47):
He's expected to play, Okay, okay, I mean the second
one just felt like, no, motherfucker, if I keep going,
I'm gonna I will miss. The second leg was kind
of how he first sort of I think that that's
that was that's what his body language felt like, because he.

Speaker 5 (27:01):
Doesn't really he doesn't really look particularly physically intimidate or impressive,
but he just somehow always pops up and like gets
away like an insanely decent shot off from like with
no it's one of the no backlift.

Speaker 1 (27:15):
Strikers, which is always like I like to see. Yeah, so,
like like Sanchez was the exact kind of same. You think,
do you think Arsenal will win? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (27:23):
I think so.

Speaker 5 (27:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (27:24):
I mean I don't feel I don't feel shook about it. No,
I feel confident.

Speaker 1 (27:29):
Yeah, what saying.

Speaker 2 (27:31):
Yeah, I think we we had control of most of
the game with the with the B minus team.

Speaker 1 (27:38):
Yeah, although like then then then our A team kind
of comes on.

Speaker 3 (27:45):
They're kind of still getting their ship together because.

Speaker 1 (27:47):
At the end of the day, right they they definitely
got we got saved by the crossbar and finishing first
half Arsenal.

Speaker 5 (27:57):
I was like, this is a great performance, and then
until like Eza and the three subs came on, and
I think, I think again, I'm stealing this from I
listened to podcasts and and pretend stuff's my own opinions.

Speaker 3 (28:09):
But that's I think, that's what I think.

Speaker 1 (28:10):
I think.

Speaker 5 (28:11):
Ask Yeah, I think unasked cast they said the first
like thirty minutes of the second half, it was they
had seventy percent possession athletic, so they like really turned
it around, and then when Arsenal made the subs, they
had sixty four percent. So yeah, It's weird though because
like both teams sort of were still trying. I think
Arsenal was kind of trying to score, and then they

(28:32):
were kind of happy with the draw, which I kind
of hate that because you're like, you fuckers, you like
you know something we don't. You're like, you're happy to
go go away from home with a draw.

Speaker 1 (28:41):
Yeah, dark arts, you just like now we just have
to that would just treat that whole match like a
final and we don't have a Arsenal in a final. Yeah. Yeah,
but I think again, just also seeing like that that
their goal came from like a scuffed shot that just
deflected that. And although we didn't do much better offensively,

(29:03):
although we did look like like we had a bit
of threaten us, I still felt good about the way
we were, like the way we're playing defensively, that.

Speaker 5 (29:10):
They get they get the weekend off though as well,
remember that as well, which is so it's it's us.
The key to Arsenal doing well for me at this
point is if Eza stays fit, because he Yeah, that
man is the most He's the coolest, he has the
best mental. I just you just hear him in interviews
and he just I'm like, oh, I think you could

(29:31):
win the Premier League. The other one like more so
than like Declan Rice is all about yeah, you know,
giving it, you know, just like yeah, one hundred percent
all this stuff, and then ESA's just like I don't care. Man,
He's just like I'm going to He's got the confidence
of a man who knows he's going to Heaven that
everything else on earth.

Speaker 4 (29:48):
He's just like, straight up what it is.

Speaker 5 (29:50):
Maybe maybe I win the league, maybe not, but this
is this, This is just the start for my main objective,
which is going to happen.

Speaker 3 (29:57):
I'll be in god m and that's all you need
to know. That's all you need to know.

Speaker 1 (30:03):
All right, let's move on to the Premier League, where
we didn't get to recap the Newcastle match. We did
just touch on a very frustrating moment when we had
the break and you know, Jacarez on that left side,
all he had to do didn't even have to finesse
it or put much spin on the ball to get

(30:24):
around the defender. He could have just played it diagonally
into space ahead of him, but for some reason thought
let me just let me just pass it into the
man's ankles to completely kill the counter attack. There were
so many angles of it of like people in the
stands like, what the fuck, Chris, you were saying, you coward.
There's that clip of Calafiori from the bench throwing his

(30:45):
hands up like motherfucker. And then even Bukayo you could
see him on the pitch when he didn't get the
pass off, he was like, what the fuck. It felt
like one of those things like we've been working on
shit like this and we still can't fucking get it done.
There was something the frustration from the players fell a
little bit like there was there was there was just
another dimension to that that felt like a different level

(31:05):
of frustration, like one that felt a little bit more
existential than sort of like that was a fuss.

Speaker 5 (31:09):
It feels like with Victor like that, everyone's I feel
like everyone's been pretty supportive of everyone wants him to
do well, but like in the back of everyone's mind,
it's like it's a.

Speaker 3 (31:19):
Bit like with a kid, you know, like I your head,
You're going like, this is not good enough. Next time,
you're starting next time, don't even.

Speaker 5 (31:30):
Think of But amusingly, afterwards in the pub, I was
I was drinking with the Tuesday Club crew. If anyone,
oh yeah, if anyone's a more object a more clear
three just Arsenal fans, just some my arsenal listen to that,
but and that they're all great and lovely and funny.
But I was chatting to one of them and he
was like, you know when it happened, he was like, yeah,

(31:50):
you know whatever. The time, I was like, he's trying
to feel sorry from it's on his left foot. It's
on his wrong foot. And I went to be honest, though,
do you think he would have made on his right foot?
And he is like, yeah, nah, na, it wasn't he
wasn't the foot he was.

Speaker 1 (32:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (32:08):
I mean just a month ago, this guy was the
we we all thought he want us to lead.

Speaker 1 (32:12):
Yeah, yeah, yeah he was.

Speaker 4 (32:14):
Now it's just you look like.

Speaker 2 (32:18):
I know, man, I know you always look dumb and shipped,
but damnit, man, he's.

Speaker 5 (32:25):
But you are you are you are right essentially that
he is always fit and available.

Speaker 1 (32:29):
So that's why I think we're all.

Speaker 5 (32:31):
I mean, this is like the safe that we are,
Like come on, man, you just you gotta do it.

Speaker 1 (32:35):
But yeah, you are, like seriously man, just like testing. Yeah,
I feel like I know our TETA is really probably
on top of like the mental health, like the performance
probably has ways of like talking to players that won't
get them too out of their ship, like about mistakes
like this, they need to have one of us. But

(32:56):
by that I mean Jamel or I just getting his
ass because the like, you know.

Speaker 3 (33:03):
Was that going on.

Speaker 1 (33:03):
I'm like, bro, shit, your fucking ass down, man, How
much fucking money are we paying you? Bro? I'm fucking
tired of look as stupid as fuck to my friends
when they go, what's up with your boy? What's up
with your boy. At the beginning, I can make excuses.
You're getting adapted to a new league and it's only
year one. I get that that does count for something,

(33:24):
but god damn it, man, the stakes are so fucking high.

Speaker 4 (33:29):
Help.

Speaker 2 (33:29):
Speaking of fucking podcasts, I've been listening to Handbrake Off.

Speaker 4 (33:33):
Uh huh and Okay.

Speaker 2 (33:35):
So it was a few weeks ago and the host,
I forget he's a comic for comming man's name, but
he's like, hey, all right, so we need to talk
about Victor.

Speaker 4 (33:43):
Man, what the fuck is going on?

Speaker 2 (33:45):
He's looking like some ship and then Amy Lawrence like
let him have it.

Speaker 4 (33:50):
She was like, no, what the fuck is wrong with you?

Speaker 1 (33:53):
Oh? She like really?

Speaker 4 (33:56):
She well, she didn't like say what the.

Speaker 1 (33:58):
Her energy was like Lawrence. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (34:00):
He actually started yelling at him, like yo, you need
to support this man. But then the episode after Victim
missed that pass, even.

Speaker 1 (34:07):
Amy was like, you don't gain all right?

Speaker 4 (34:12):
He was like, all right, so things are yeah, and
I'll take a mess and.

Speaker 3 (34:17):
I don't and I don't.

Speaker 1 (34:18):
I'm not giving up on him, but I'm telling him, bro,
you gotta do fucking better. And I'm behind you, but
you gotta do fucking better. I'm not gonna be like,
okay man next time. No, I support you, motherfucker, but
you gotta do better.

Speaker 3 (34:32):
That's just it. They fucking know if sender. But's about it.

Speaker 1 (34:35):
Man, you gotta fucking find another gear. Because the other
thing too is he came on after we took off
Kai Haveritz and we really realized, oh shit, bro, this
ain't it Kai. Like everything looked so different once Kai happened.

Speaker 2 (34:47):
There was a play, he got his own, he got
his own pass for himself.

Speaker 1 (34:53):
And bringing that ship down't even that.

Speaker 5 (34:57):
It was like not yeah, yeah, we We haven't even
talked about the goal though, because I was my funny
from the stadium moment there was. I managed to get
another after the Bournemouth game, was like this can't be.
I'm leaving London in that three days, got to get
a ticket, managed to get one, and you know, people,
I thought the fans were fantastic by the way. The

(35:18):
Bournemuth game was a nerdy kick off and I could
feel attention this time. I think everyone was like, all right,
let's get ourselves together. Three home games to go, let's
do this, and then the crowd were great throughout.

Speaker 3 (35:26):
Obviously got a bit nervy.

Speaker 5 (35:27):
But I was also in this weird mentality where I think,
if you were watching that, you were watching it live,
weren't you, Jim el So on the computer?

Speaker 1 (35:33):
Were you stressed?

Speaker 5 (35:34):
Because I was like watching it and in my head,
after we'd scored one goal for the whole, even though
like we played terribly and like didn't have the ball
and didn't really have any chances, in my head, I
kept I kept thinking we were going to win, like
we're going to We're going to score two or three still,
like even by like the A Yeah. I literally I
hadn't even entered my mind that Arsenal might lose till
it was like seven minutes of injury time and I

(35:55):
was like, oh.

Speaker 1 (35:56):
That's oh, that's a bit tasty. I was like.

Speaker 5 (35:58):
But in front of me, despite the arsen fans being great,
you do get this like perception Arsenal fans like kind
of middle class and like not really proper like. But
in front of me there was a man in his
sixties who from the first minute was just on his
phone doing the Guardian Crossworld.

Speaker 4 (36:16):
He missed, he.

Speaker 3 (36:18):
Missed, he missed the as a goal. I promise you
I'm not making.

Speaker 4 (36:23):
The same corner three he was.

Speaker 3 (36:25):
Like, he was like no, I think he was like, well,
I've seen this corner before.

Speaker 5 (36:28):
Yeah, and what is seven across another word for medium?
Like that was he literally was on his phone for
the whole game. I was like, es, dude, this is
like people people would kill for this, these tickets, but
but no, that stadium.

Speaker 3 (36:43):
It was good to be in there. And the goal
was just but as on a goal.

Speaker 5 (36:46):
As soon as I was like kind of behind that goal,
so as soon as he hits it, I was just
such a nice feeling when you're like and that's so
he's the guy if he stays fit.

Speaker 3 (36:54):
He it's seeing how.

Speaker 5 (36:57):
Soccer he like socer didn't look he just looked rusty
right as and he's clearly kind of h to nurse
this this less like Achilles thing, right, So god knows
how fit he actually is. But As is the one.
I'm like, you can pull that out. And I don't
think anyone else in the.

Speaker 1 (37:14):
Team's got the individual flare to him that I that's
like the one person like you got you have that
little spark man, you have it, and I just let's
just let's let's fan that ship.

Speaker 3 (37:24):
So it turns into a fucking inferno.

Speaker 1 (37:26):
Please? Is Newcastle okay because they've lost nine out of
their last they're basically not in contention for relegation because
there are so few games left in the season, but
the fuck is like bo they lost in a row
with that.

Speaker 2 (37:44):
One Waltamts hanging out in fucking Williamsburg.

Speaker 3 (37:49):
Yeah he got the Trader Joe's canvas shopping bag and ship.

Speaker 2 (37:51):
Yeah, he's fucking all type of little Uh.

Speaker 1 (37:55):
Did you see that? I feel so bad? Did you
see that?

Speaker 3 (37:58):
This is in l A.

Speaker 1 (37:58):
I think a couple of weeks ago. So dude got
knocked out at the best Buy.

Speaker 3 (38:02):
Oh it got jacked for his phone.

Speaker 1 (38:04):
Like this guy, like this hipster dude had like a
Trader Joe's bag.

Speaker 3 (38:07):
This dude fucking sucker punts this guy.

Speaker 1 (38:10):
And you have the Trader Joe's I think he got.
I think he got he got. I think he was
like hold on, let me. Yeah, I'm pretty sure he was,
like he got a Trader Joe's bag. Yeah, he's not
going to put up a fight, And I just sorry, I.

Speaker 2 (38:25):
Don't have one. Everybody walking around with the look bro,
you look like my big ass. Yeah yeah. Oh I'm
just I'm having a picnic. No, I'm walking around with
that ship.

Speaker 1 (38:45):
I'm sorry, and I don't want to because that ship
is senseless fucking violence, senseless despicable violence. But I know
this guy, he got picked because he had the Trader
Joe's bag. And I'm sorry. And that brings us to
Nick Voltamata. Okay, you said he.

Speaker 5 (39:05):
No one, no one's gonna suck upunch that guy because
he's got.

Speaker 1 (39:09):
Step ladder, yeah, or like an air ramp from that
the MTV sand blast whatever that that beach remember that
Beach Obstacle Course show on MTV and they would go
on a pneumatic air rank. Well, anyway, I remember that ship.

Speaker 2 (39:24):
It's honestly crazy that I don't, but I remember v
I PU remember that.

Speaker 1 (39:29):
You don't remember that? Oh man, it's called beach blast.
Hold on now I have to This will all get edited.

Speaker 3 (39:35):
Sand blast. You don't know, man, See this is for
millennials of a very old age.

Speaker 5 (39:38):
That sounds like that sounds like something like a bro
describes a sexual act as a sand blast.

Speaker 8 (39:46):
Hey, we do that moment into the sand. Do you
come into some sand right, and then you like kick it?
You like kick it up by the dog. Like in
the textures you think you'd not it's not as it tastes.
Kind of taste.

Speaker 1 (40:06):
Well, first of all, dude, you gotta find a spot
where there's mad hermit crabs, dog and then you dig
a little hole. Man, you go fucking hips down. Nobody
knows that thing. The crabs are doing their thing. Bro boom,
sand blast, dog, sand blast.

Speaker 6 (40:24):
The image of a pro borrow a hole in this
look at a hermit crabs. You just see this white
naked bomba. But it's my body boarding dude. Now I'm
not popping up off this one. Dude, I'm not popping
up dude. Sorry, don't worry about me.

Speaker 1 (40:43):
Dog. He's just it's a dude walking around the beach,
just asking like an old man who's fish. He's like, hey, dude,
you know if there's like a little sand crabs around here?
He's like, no, maybe down that way, mar Yeah, cool dude, cool,
thanks man, thanks man.

Speaker 5 (40:55):
He's walking down the beach with a bunch of his
friends and they've got hey, dude, you're gonna hit those waves.

Speaker 1 (40:59):
They're pretty but appreciate way. He just goes, nah, dude,
I so pretty sick. All over here. Just shoved my
shoved my Johnson. You know, now I'm good. This lady
just pulled up her, uh some umbrella she was using
on the beach. But there's a pretty good boring hole
still in there.

Speaker 5 (41:16):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (41:17):
You know, I don't want to redouble anyone's efforts, you
know what I mean. It's called redundant work works, work smarter,
not hard enough.

Speaker 5 (41:22):
So this guy gets paid to make holes full people's
brothers in the sun.

Speaker 3 (41:30):
You just gotta brought to sound blost the whole fet is.
Don't worry, don't worry, my god.

Speaker 1 (41:35):
Yeah, he's just like shagging the sound right down over here.

Speaker 5 (41:39):
Miss.

Speaker 1 (41:39):
Yeah, this will be perfect for your umbrella. Yeah yeah, yeah,
perfect for your big parasol. Don't worry. It's it's yeah.

Speaker 3 (41:45):
Ignore ignore the sticky stuff in there.

Speaker 1 (41:47):
That's that's that was free, that's that's on the house.
All good. Actually anchors it better into the sand. But anyway,
Nick Voltamada, Jesus has not he he started being that
guy we thought, oh ship, look at them falling ass
backwards into a pretty decent striker, and now looks like

(42:08):
his his like fit posts are the only thing doing
anything worth a fuck. The guy, he's he got he
got a good style. I can't, I can't. I can't
really lie about Nick Voltemada's drip. He's definitely bringing mid
drift back for the Fellas. Oh yeah, I mean yeah,
I'd love the everyone loves the high waist.

Speaker 5 (42:25):
With Oh yeah baby, if you like, he's like, doesn't
guess it? Play like all of that summer signings don't
seem to start. And then Lisa mate that we didn't,
that we submissed by the way behind that go that
was That was the one bit where yeah.

Speaker 1 (42:40):
I said in danger.

Speaker 2 (42:45):
Wison was the only one who scared me is because
one of my he looked like my friend Romaine, and
I always want Romaine to do that.

Speaker 4 (42:53):
I always want to see Romain win.

Speaker 7 (42:54):
And every time you check in, I'm like, fuck man,
I'm not gonna be mad if yeah, well that's why
you felt Ye, that's what felt dangerous, because you couldn't
just full on energetically curse him as a player.

Speaker 3 (43:05):
Nah, you look too much like my guy Romin what's
Romain up to?

Speaker 4 (43:09):
He's a chilling Man's Maryland?

Speaker 1 (43:11):
Okay, all right, does he does he listen to the podcast?

Speaker 3 (43:16):
My guess is no, can you play nine?

Speaker 1 (43:18):
Send him?

Speaker 3 (43:18):
Yeah, yeah, he can get and you cast a lot
lack a good nine.

Speaker 5 (43:23):
Oh soon, let's you see that him fresh air of
the bull first five seconds of the yah man, that
great hitting the standing foot. If you're a professional, plan
you hit your standing foot instead of you should you
should immediately get something.

Speaker 1 (43:35):
You should have to sub yourself off. Now you just
gotta go. You know what that's on you just sitting
just sit on the injury. Yeah, that's sorry about that.
That's god. I don't even know how that should happened. Sorry,
all right, let's take a break, we'll come back. We'll
talk about some of the other matches before we preview

(43:55):
the rest of the matches coming up this weekend, and
we're back. The other match though, that was we were
definitely had our eye on, which actually happened before the

(44:17):
Newcastle match, was the City Burnley match where there was
only one goal in that one, and that was an
early goal from Earling.

Speaker 3 (44:28):
Holland interesting fifth minute.

Speaker 1 (44:30):
I was like, oh, fuck bro because that happening in
the fifth minute, I'm like, okay, this is going to
be a fucking goal zone.

Speaker 5 (44:37):
Eh.

Speaker 1 (44:38):
But luckily it was fucking not, you know, the goal
difference right now, it's on thirty seven goals. I mean,
obviously they have a game in hand, but they've scored
only two more goals than us total. Because if we
had to go down to numerous metrics to you know,
were to end up the same on points, that would matter.

Speaker 5 (44:56):
But it's fund because when it happened, I had the
same feeling. I was like, all right, we all thought
it'd be at least four nil and so like yeah,
but then they are right. And then I saw asking
them playing Newcastle was like, well, if it goes to
who goes the goal difference, Arsenal are not going to
win the league. I've alway because you know they're just
it's very dysfunctionally.

Speaker 3 (45:15):
Relegated Newcastle, Yeah only get one? Yeah City, Yeah that
was a good result by Burnley.

Speaker 5 (45:20):
And is that weird thing where like even though City
outperforming the next g by a lot, it was like
last minute of the game, there was a corner. You
just don't know every I say every week, but every
away game is not easy. So well yeah, yeah, I
mean that is everyone just assumed they'd win that game.
If they had not won it, then I'd be like,

(45:40):
was Arsenal going to win the league, but I think
both teams will drop some points somewhere in this running.

Speaker 3 (45:47):
Chris, don't say that, Christy.

Speaker 4 (45:51):
I can't be Chris. You've been getting deep into the matchup, metrics.

Speaker 1 (45:56):
Done the match up.

Speaker 5 (45:56):
I've been looking at the week by week dynamic and
looking at what results want. So like, Everton have got
something to play for Monday night home under the lights,
that's gonna be a tough game for and.

Speaker 4 (46:10):
They always got to play on Monday. They're used to that.

Speaker 1 (46:14):
Player Monday. They have to play Monday. Better.

Speaker 5 (46:17):
I saw was fit and weirdly I saw a stat
everyone kind of mocks Better but he's like one of
the most informed strikers in the league. She scored like
the most goals in the last like two months of
any striker in the league.

Speaker 3 (46:30):
Apparently he's fit.

Speaker 5 (46:31):
But so I was like, right that they've got something
to play for, And then I thought Fulham would have
nothing to play for, but they've they they can get into.

Speaker 4 (46:38):
Europe to play for it.

Speaker 5 (46:41):
That's fine though, and then it's west Ham away after Athletico,
which is going to be tough because but then Tottenham
are playing Villa, which you were like I think I
think Tottenham at home and Villa have been atrocious away
and Villa basically already qualified for Champions League, so that
if they win that and west Ham don't be who

(47:02):
they playing Brentford or something, then west Ham are going
to have to do like you want west Ham to
like not have to be Arsenal, but they are going
to have to be Arsenal or they're gonna have to
like perform against Arsenal every game. They have to like
do well in basically, and then what's and then it's
this whole city Now City are trying to do this
whole thing of like it's unfair with the fixtures because
we've got games and they want to play Palace or

(47:24):
Bournemouth I cant remember. They want to like swap the
games round to play in the Yeah, it's so City.
They're so used to like just breaking rules. Are like,
can we just can we just why do we extend
the season by week?

Speaker 1 (47:35):
Any more time?

Speaker 4 (47:36):
Teacher?

Speaker 1 (47:37):
You need more time? The paper was due today and
it's professor, motherfucker, not teacher.

Speaker 3 (47:42):
This thing this seems great, Sorry, teacher, I just needed
more time.

Speaker 1 (47:46):
Dude. I can get my dad to make a donation
of the school or something if that'll help. But like,
I'm not turning that ship in today, so try and
do it. Have you seen that a fan create a
website called the run in dot live. No, it's just
for anyone who wants to obsess over the rest of
like what's to play for in the league. It's just
showing them side by side who we got coming up.

Speaker 3 (48:08):
It shows who's like as in competing, like they're competing,
they got.

Speaker 1 (48:11):
Something to live for. It's really good.

Speaker 5 (48:15):
So yeah, the Burnley home game is the one, and
that so the Arsenal's last two games Burnley and Palace,
You're like, yeah, that's big. So this Fulham game has
been the one I'm most scared about as an Arsenal fan.
But like, so Brentford a competing, but Brentford are not
going to get any points away at the ead and
then currently it's Palace are going to play. That's a

(48:35):
good time to play Palace, and then Bournemouth Bournemouth before Villa. Yeah,
and Bournemouth will be competing for stuff. Yeah, that's that's
going to be warm with an extra bit.

Speaker 1 (48:45):
Yep, yep, yep. And wait what happens in the Europe.
What happened in Palace is europe elage three to one
three one away. It shocked us. So Palace is looking
really good, sques and then so and that's the other
thing too. They they're kind of in a situation too,
like who do they rest against us? Knowing that you know,
the league isn't that big of an issue, but they
got the Europa League. They also have some calculus, uh,

(49:06):
some calcul lie to make. But again, uh, this is
just all for us to obsess over. And but if City,
if City b Everton, though, then I'll be like.

Speaker 3 (49:16):
That will be yeah, yeah, worry.

Speaker 4 (49:20):
But they got Chelsea. You know what I like.

Speaker 2 (49:23):
I like Chelsea in that f A Cup final. Chelsea
is these guys. They don't have anything to that. Thugs, thugs, dude,
they're gonna kill somebody.

Speaker 1 (49:32):
Well and also think about their manager McFarlane last night
checked he beat City. Remember that the.

Speaker 3 (49:41):
Last minute drive was the Enzo I remember it well.

Speaker 1 (49:44):
I was in Ikia and I was very excisive. I
just remember just that somehow was like Enzo, you somehow
did it. And then incomes Liam or Senior. Uh speaking
of which Liam, goodbye, as they say on America, online.
You have been said he's.

Speaker 3 (50:01):
Thinking sacked if he split up the Woods sacked. He
got sacked and.

Speaker 5 (50:06):
For education, so actually been sacked. He's an education and
I'm pretty grateful for the free education. It wasn't you
getting a check. He's gonna get it a little bag
out the door.

Speaker 3 (50:16):
I got page to page to lun Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 4 (50:19):
So it's like being in the military in the g
I do, and I got.

Speaker 3 (50:25):
This sick dodge fucking challenger too, So.

Speaker 1 (50:30):
Yeah, I walk with a limp now. But either way,
this ship's on twenty two's okay, Yeah, I mean he's
he It looked like from what everything I've read from
the sort of like what it was like during Liam
Senior's ring.

Speaker 3 (50:45):
Everyone basically was like, this guy is a fucking goofball
substitute teacher who we do not respect.

Speaker 1 (50:52):
And while there were some results along the way that
people like, Okay, look he's not doing so bad, I
think it was just happening in spite of everything, because
by the end they truly like that Brighton match, it
looked like they're like, should we just get him fired?

Speaker 3 (51:08):
We should getting fired? Un Yeah, that's definitely what they did.

Speaker 1 (51:11):
So here are my tools and they are going down.

Speaker 3 (51:13):
They're going down. Yeah, I feel kind of bad. I
feel well, I do.

Speaker 5 (51:17):
I mean, he is a bit of a figure of fun,
but he's sort of like you've got to like hide
the crazy like Arteta hit it kind of.

Speaker 3 (51:24):
He hit the LinkedIn chat pretty well.

Speaker 5 (51:27):
And now now he's fully now he's lighting fires and
he's he's you know, he's got enough even though he's
not won anything big for Arsenal yet, Arteta has got
enough of a sort of consistent performance results based kind
of season by season.

Speaker 3 (51:41):
To be like fire and like a fire, and you're like,
he's crazy. This guy's a crazy genius.

Speaker 5 (51:47):
Liam's just seems like a crazy, you know, moron, sadly
because he's not got the results to back it up.
But yeah, he he went in a football does not
like does not accept these kind of like people being
different with different stuff.

Speaker 3 (52:01):
So I feel bad for him. So I actually think
it's why not.

Speaker 5 (52:04):
You're younger and you're trying to do something different to
engage these professionals. But just keep a lid on it, mate,
don't don't let the the cavemen such as us learn about.

Speaker 3 (52:14):
It, because we will mock you. We will we will
look for you, we will find you, and.

Speaker 1 (52:18):
We will mock you. We will march yes, twenty four
they At first the rumor was he was getting cashed
out of twenty four million with for the rest of
his deal. Turns out it's probably closer to something like
four because at this point I feel like Chelsea has
maybe played paid as much in severance packages for managers
as they have for transfer fees for players. Based on

(52:38):
everyone They're like, ah, fuck, what the was that on
a forty two year deal? How much you're paying him
fifteen million a year? Okay, so I got to pay
that shit out too. I think they must have learned.
I think Todd Bowley must have learned a little bit
about how shit works. But I don't know who the
fuck is going to take this Chelsea gig. Ever, at
this point, when all the rumors are, the people running

(53:00):
the club don't know what they're doing. Like truly, you
have no clue about what's going on. The players are
just like a mishmash of personalities. They don't really conform
to one style of play, Like, they definitely have individually
talented players, but trying to figure out what manager comes
in is like oh yeah, yeah, I could work with that. Yeah,
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (53:19):
I hope it's not cessk Fabergas because I actually did
read this, but I was sort of secretly obviously a
lot of people's mileage varies as Arsenal fans on sescaff
he went to Jesse, but I still love him, and
he looks like he's going to be a really good coach,
and he's a really good coach and yeah.

Speaker 4 (53:35):
Yeah, no cold, yeah, they're fucking cruising, bro.

Speaker 1 (53:38):
They're doing well.

Speaker 5 (53:39):
And then I think I read that there is a
sort of vague hope of a succession plan at some
point that he would manage Arsenal but.

Speaker 1 (53:51):
Ownership. Yeah yeah, I mean people hate I mean people
most people online hate for everyone's when I when I
get a you know, taste of the posts of when
when Seths comes up, people fucking hate him. I don't.
He was like one of the few bright spots in
a truly dark transition period out of my Highbury, when

(54:14):
I was like, this fucking guy can actually change a match.
I still think of that Darby goal he scored like
kickoff somehow with if he was on FIFA. He has
negative forty two pace and still somehow scored that solo goal.
But you know, I also get the the transfer to
Barcelona was so fucking frustrated, especially after that after they

(54:35):
won the World Cup and Pepe Raina put that fucking
Barcelona jersey on him on that stage.

Speaker 3 (54:39):
I was like, fucking shit off of him.

Speaker 1 (54:42):
He didn't he nearly, he didn't have anywhere near the
career that he had at Barcelona. But then and also
like we had a chance to sign him back too,
before the Chelsea thing, and uh, you know, Barsan Benger
he kind of said, you know, in his best Jackson, uh,
what's the space my boyfriend American idol. He said, it's
definitely nough for me though, and Randy Randy Jackson. Randy Jackson, Yeah,

(55:09):
So I don't know, I don't know, I don't know
how bad I feel. I just remember he I have
so many good memories of that period, Like there was
like that goal against Milan and the championship.

Speaker 3 (55:17):
There were just so many things that I was like, oh, man.

Speaker 1 (55:21):
That is what it is. So what else should we
cover before we look ahead to the future. Oh, Spurs.
They got their first win in what was it since
December twenty eighth against jolves, only to find out that
Zabie Simons blew his ACL. He's out until twenty twenty seven.

(55:45):
That means they have Madison, Coduce and now Simons all
with acls, which is fucking why.

Speaker 4 (55:51):
And then at the same time you drop a Peppa
Pig collection.

Speaker 1 (55:55):
Did you see that shit?

Speaker 2 (55:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (55:57):
Man, yes, they're doing Peppa Pig murch.

Speaker 3 (56:00):
It was like, of everything that's happening, you know what
I mean.

Speaker 1 (56:04):
They're like, it felt like truly bizarro Arsenal type shit
because we always have like some new collabul Like, hey,
you want to buy some shit every week?

Speaker 8 (56:12):
You know.

Speaker 1 (56:12):
They're like, you know, there's always that theory. It's like
whenever we have a loss, they're going to release some
new capsule collection. They're like, well we got these throwbacks
and was like, oh okaya, oh I like that, and
then Arsenal's like, oh okay, keep moving just around the
two okay, and then fucking they completely lost but forgot
about the l But this is a ship. The last
week in light of all the dark shit going on,
like they didn't address anything in the fucking transfer window,

(56:35):
they got Simon's now blowing his ACL and then to
here they go Spurs X Pepa Pig, y'all get on in,
get your stars, wow, get your backpacks, get your fucking
get your head out of your ass.

Speaker 2 (56:48):
Man.

Speaker 3 (56:48):
You guys are about to be relegated.

Speaker 2 (56:51):
Listen then, also clearly not haram ball, clearly not kosher,
not not hello all in the slightest no.

Speaker 3 (56:59):
No, no messing with that pig couldn't be not want
any pork on my fork.

Speaker 5 (57:05):
I once did a panel show for kids TV, like
a kid's TV panel shows like comedians and kids, and
I sound next to the voice of Pepper Pig, and
she was.

Speaker 3 (57:17):
She she had a let's just say she had a
little bit of a she had a little bit of
a just a diva.

Speaker 1 (57:23):
Energy to her.

Speaker 3 (57:24):
You know, I mean, why wouldn't you though? You know,
she was more successful than me. But I don't think that.

Speaker 5 (57:31):
Does very well with with I mean, he needs you need,
she's she's too Pepper picks too big for Tottenham, is
what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (57:44):
Pepper Pigs winner, Pepper big winner.

Speaker 1 (57:46):
Guys. Yeah, get relegated. That's for Damer maybe like Mob
the Builder, you know what I mean? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (57:52):
Because can we fix it? Yes we can? That is
the phrase of this is can we fix it real?

Speaker 4 (58:00):
He actually can't.

Speaker 5 (58:01):
No, but we can put on a we could put
a very expensive NFL game on.

Speaker 1 (58:06):
Yeah that's good. Yeah, got that going. And then Selonkey
s Lankey also out with a with an injury. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (58:11):
They should be doing fucking Coco Melon.

Speaker 1 (58:14):
Yeah no, but see, I guess so because Coco Melon
is gradually degrading the mental capacity of the youth of
the world.

Speaker 4 (58:21):
Who watched it, Yeah, kind of like watching Toddom.

Speaker 1 (58:24):
Yeah, okay, I like that.

Speaker 4 (58:26):
I like that.

Speaker 1 (58:28):
Deserve me now, Bro, he doesn't have ship to work with.
I don't know how if he honestly gets it done.
Credit to you, bro, because you got you have nothing.
You have ten thousand spoons when all you need is
a knife. You ain't doing it.

Speaker 3 (58:44):
I don't know. I don't know what to say.

Speaker 2 (58:46):
But again I've been saying for weeks they only needed
one win and now they got it. And I'm like, eh,
I don't want it.

Speaker 3 (58:52):
I obviously I don't want them. Yeah, I don't want them.

Speaker 5 (58:54):
But that You're right though, because at the same time
we go to west Ham Yeah, Callum oh Man, Yeah,
Callum Wilson, who I'm still convinced I read that was
leaving the club and then just popped up with that.

Speaker 3 (59:06):
What convinced it did?

Speaker 5 (59:07):
There was a story like they're looking to get rid
of this guy and then he pops up with that goal.

Speaker 1 (59:11):
What a story.

Speaker 9 (59:12):
Yeah, they've been looking to get rid of him for
like two years. Yeah yeah, I mean do you remember
when I think he signed in the summer for free?
But I do agree with you that even before he signed,
they were like, can we get rid of this guy?
He's got an injury terrible injury record.

Speaker 3 (59:26):
And I've always quite liked Callum Wilson. He's sort of
weirdly like.

Speaker 5 (59:31):
Like he's been caine by injuries, but he's always kind
of a decent boys a seven more trouble than you think.

Speaker 3 (59:39):
He's like cause us a fuckload of trouble.

Speaker 1 (59:42):
When he was at Newcastle, he kind of fucking he
put the nail in the coffin against it, which is
crazy because I know a guy who's a Spur supporter
named his son Callum after Callum Wilson because on some
on some arsenal troll shit, and I thought of him
when way of naming you, I know that's such a
Spurs asked way to name your kid too, to be like, bro,

(01:00:05):
that wasn't even you.

Speaker 3 (01:00:06):
What are you talking about? Like, yeah, but you didn't,
But Louke, what happened? You didn't like that?

Speaker 1 (01:00:10):
I'm like, bro, get the fuck? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:00:12):
Like you so what you don't want me to like
your kid?

Speaker 1 (01:00:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:00:15):
What the fuck? Dude?

Speaker 1 (01:00:17):
I thought this kid was cool and then you I
just thought his name was fucking callum on some regular
fucking ship.

Speaker 3 (01:00:22):
But now you're telling me, you're telling me, oh you
like Arsenally?

Speaker 4 (01:00:24):
Who like this?

Speaker 2 (01:00:25):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:00:26):
Get this fucking kid out my face? But wow, just
to have all that happen, for Callum Wilson to score
in the you know, ninety injury time, just to take
away what little advantage you thought you had.

Speaker 3 (01:00:39):
The gap is still two points, so we'll see, we
will see.

Speaker 2 (01:00:44):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:00:44):
And that's with them playing for Villa next or no, yeah,
yeah they play Villa. I think, yeah, Villa away, so
you know. But also Villa also has an eye on
that Europa League second leg two because they went down
one goal.

Speaker 5 (01:01:03):
Yeah that was forest forest, forest look almost well, Forrest
kind of looks safe, but then they had that five
zil way anything. But then because the other two teams
blown one, it's that's still and then there's the outside
chance if everyone wins their games and Newcastle just keep losing,
the Newcastle get relegated, which would be really also funny,
but I don't think it's gonna happen.

Speaker 1 (01:01:23):
They just need one.

Speaker 5 (01:01:24):
They literally do need just one win Jamel rather than
Tottenham's in theory one nil.

Speaker 1 (01:01:30):
Let's see, that would mean if Tottenham scores what you
got four matches.

Speaker 3 (01:01:37):
Twelve points?

Speaker 1 (01:01:38):
Yeah, I guess so, I guess so could you?

Speaker 3 (01:01:42):
Newcastles just like fuck, well.

Speaker 5 (01:01:46):
The Saudi the Saudi, the Saudi Arabian government pull their funding,
like well.

Speaker 2 (01:01:50):
They're getting out, they're getting out of l So it
would be tight if Newcastle gets relegated and let's say
we we we finally beat City.

Speaker 4 (01:01:58):
Oh title, maybe are pulling some cash off the table?

Speaker 1 (01:02:02):
What'sauti Arabia that they there are rumors because they pulled
out a like what is it called live live golf
or l a live golf, because you know, they're like, nah,
fuck it, bro, We're done with this ship. Everyone's like, wait,
I kind of left the fucking PGA tour for this ship.
What that The fear is that it could also be

(01:02:24):
Newcastle could be next. And remember remember the fans were
twerking for that ship and everyone's like, bro, this is despicable.

Speaker 2 (01:02:30):
Come on, see they're pulling out of everything because all
of it, like all of these like all the people
with the bread, all their kids is growing up. They
bought all this sports ship for they kids, and now
the kids is like, you know, they probably finally got
families or whatever they like.

Speaker 4 (01:02:43):
That came from.

Speaker 1 (01:02:45):
I'm not impressed anymore.

Speaker 3 (01:02:46):
Yeah, they're doing because no wars washing. They're doing it.

Speaker 1 (01:02:49):
They're like, hey, bro, don't look at our human rights record, man,
come on, bro, look at this great golf tournament we
got going on.

Speaker 3 (01:02:54):
Look at this soccer team we got going on.

Speaker 5 (01:02:57):
Pulled out of Chiari said, out boxing, the bulls pulled
out of snooker, which I know is gonna be.

Speaker 3 (01:03:04):
Big, you guys a big snooker fans? Are they actually
in snooker?

Speaker 5 (01:03:08):
They had they had a tournament that was like as
well paid as the World Championships, which is happening now
in Sheffield.

Speaker 3 (01:03:13):
But the Saudi one, I think they've pulled that funny
out of Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:03:17):
Yeah, see that's what I do think that there's like
a family. There's like a like a weird Nepo baby
thing connected to this. They'll find some other way to
wash their ship.

Speaker 1 (01:03:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:03:27):
Moving on from sports though, well.

Speaker 1 (01:03:28):
I think they're probably like, bro, uh, this war is
kind of fucking shut up. We kind of need to
get our coins in order here for the long haul.

Speaker 4 (01:03:36):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:03:37):
Don't need to bring geopolitics into this one. But hey
there it is. Sorry anyway elsewhere coming up this week?
What else do we look? What else? Who else are
we excited about?

Speaker 8 (01:03:46):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:03:46):
Okay, with our magic film. I just have one question.

Speaker 1 (01:03:49):
None need had to wake it. Should he try getting
rid of the headband? I'm just wondering because his hairline
as strong as fuck. It's not like he's doing the
lebron thing trying to hide them pattern baldness with the
head the fucking headband.

Speaker 4 (01:04:02):
Do the brain's getting his way?

Speaker 1 (01:04:04):
It probably is, But part of me is like, bro,
there are plenty of people with braize again. It just
just try something, man, try something. I'll be honest.

Speaker 5 (01:04:11):
I think if anything, he doesn't need something that restricts
his vision, Like, yeah, that's the last thing he needs
with his final ball as it is.

Speaker 3 (01:04:20):
Let's just let's just shave the whole head off. Just
shave the whole head off. Guy's head off.

Speaker 1 (01:04:26):
That should be the next one. Yeah, it's like, yeah,
everybody's getting their head shaved, even sorry Gabrielle, I know
you paid a lot for that Turkish airline.

Speaker 3 (01:04:32):
Bro, we're gonna work everyone.

Speaker 5 (01:04:33):
We're chopping that were down to eyes stuck like peel
back if anything minute.

Speaker 2 (01:04:40):
So Gaboro's got the Turkish hairline. Can you decide to
be bald after that? Or are you locked into I
don't know hairline.

Speaker 1 (01:04:49):
Yeah, it probably feels like a waste of money, right
for the new hair just to shave it down to
like a one.

Speaker 3 (01:04:55):
They'll be like, broll, what the fuck is this? You
could have just got the beads.

Speaker 5 (01:04:59):
It's a cheezier version of getting a tattoo that you
then don't really like and you've got to sort of
put a new tattoo on it.

Speaker 1 (01:05:05):
This one is just just shave your head.

Speaker 3 (01:05:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:05:08):
And because like I'm just wondering what like all these
like eighty year old former footballers are going to look
like with like crispy just a line, just the front part.

Speaker 5 (01:05:19):
That's so funny because I've met a guy with it,
and I had the same. He had really crispy hair.
It is like, it's a weird no.

Speaker 4 (01:05:25):
But he just meant the hair.

Speaker 3 (01:05:26):
He meant like, your hairline is like Sad Collazin atches
like it's yea, yeah yeah wrong, because like.

Speaker 4 (01:05:32):
Look but now you're eighty six with that, because I.

Speaker 1 (01:05:35):
Feel like, look, look, look what happened to fucking Wayne Rooney.
Remember he he got the ship started up in the front,
then realized he was going in the back and he
had to go back to do the whole thing because
they're like, man, you got the front gates is active,
but people are coming into the back.

Speaker 4 (01:05:49):
Man.

Speaker 5 (01:05:49):
It's funny he did that. It's funny he did that.
Whereas the rest of his body. I've never seen a
professional athlete take less care of their whole body.

Speaker 1 (01:05:56):
He was like, why, why bother just just just even
Lebron only only really handle one part of the equation too,
And every time I'm like, man, Lebron, you might have
to go handle the rest of it. Man, you gotta
go back for a round two. Yeah, that's it.

Speaker 3 (01:06:10):
That's the tricky thing about playing that game. You know
you're going to be chasing the dragon.

Speaker 1 (01:06:14):
The whole time.

Speaker 4 (01:06:15):
You know, I don't want to play in this Fulham game.
The android trust Aard. I'm done with it.

Speaker 1 (01:06:19):
Oh send him back to Belgium. Dog, Okay, just.

Speaker 2 (01:06:22):
For them, just for a couple of weeks. Man, it's
not I want him off the team. But no, he
needs a realignment.

Speaker 1 (01:06:28):
We definitely need to begin looking ahead with certain positions.
I think Troussard could be one of those.

Speaker 3 (01:06:34):
H for sure. He hit the age curve hard, he
hit Christmas.

Speaker 5 (01:06:38):
He ate one too many meals at Christmas, and then
he was like, I'm now officially thirty.

Speaker 3 (01:06:42):
Yeah, most Salad Mosalad got his for the start of
the season.

Speaker 1 (01:06:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:06:47):
And then Leo, I think is he saty one or
maybe just ten thirty two?

Speaker 1 (01:06:50):
But he he dried up.

Speaker 5 (01:06:53):
He first off the season was like they gave him
a pair of this great business and then he was
like no, no, no, yeah, sorry, bro, He's like.

Speaker 1 (01:07:02):
Are you okay? You fucking around like I'm trying my best. Man,
I'm trying my best. You don't believe me? No, all right,
maybe it'll take a break and when we come back.
I look ahead slightly.

Speaker 3 (01:07:13):
And some loose oddsments from around the league after this.

Speaker 1 (01:07:29):
And we're back and just before we move on to
some other nonsense around the league. United in Liverpool, that's
always a fun one to watch for me. I just
it just it feels like, you know, it feels like
old school Premier League. But right now, United, Liverpool and
Villa could all could potentially solidify their places in the

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Champions League with the right results. So like if United
win against if they defeat Liverpool and then the what
was it? Then they would basically if they fully locked
in going to the Champions League, Champions League, Live, Champions Weak,
Champions League, Champions whig.

Speaker 4 (01:08:06):
I'm sorry, I get it, I'll.

Speaker 3 (01:08:12):
Look, I'm jet, I can't even talk.

Speaker 1 (01:08:15):
And then Liverpool, so if they win at Old Trafford
but also need Brighton and Bournemouth to drop points, they
could secure Champions League football. But for I think for
United it's less of a pressing scenario. But I still
think you think.

Speaker 3 (01:08:30):
Michael Kerrick should keep the gig.

Speaker 1 (01:08:33):
I feel like they feel like they got something they
I don't know, does it get better than him?

Speaker 3 (01:08:37):
Who's gonna make it better?

Speaker 1 (01:08:38):
I guess a lot of I guess some people could,
but it feels like right now they're kind of ascendant
or right where they want to be. And then also
Bruno Fernandez, who he could break the Premier League assist
record or he would tie it at least with twenty
assists because he's on nineteen right now, which is kind
of wild because that's twenty because what tyry on read
twenty and oh two O three and then de Bruyna

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in nineteen twenty, those were those were the previous high.

Speaker 3 (01:09:04):
So nineteen with this many matches ago, I feel like
Bruno Fernandez probably has this one.

Speaker 2 (01:09:08):
Pretty good, pretty good stuff when you when you only
have to play the legal minimum required amount of games.

Speaker 1 (01:09:15):
Yeah you know year, yeah yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:09:18):
But anyway, yeah, he's uh, he's like he's kind of
looking like the favorite to get Player of the season,
which is kind of strange to have someone in thirds,
I mean, Deck and Rice.

Speaker 3 (01:09:27):
It depends depends he wins the league.

Speaker 1 (01:09:30):
I guess, yeah, I guess so many different yeah yeah.
Well the thing also, Rayah could get his third consecutive
Golden Glove if he gets a clean sheet against Fulham
because he's on sixteen right now. Yeah, he's on sixteen,
so Donna Rouma could match it, and then they could
do it. They could have a joint Golden Gloves, but

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you know, Rayah had to share one previously, I remember
with Cells from Forrest last season, so I don't know.
He's also David Rya also looking for some personal handware,
gold handware.

Speaker 5 (01:10:07):
Yeah, in the he's in the club, just in the
club of his Golden gloves. He's pea cooking.

Speaker 1 (01:10:13):
Just he can't even hold a fucking drink because the
ship are so rigid. He's like, yeah, they're like cheers, man,
he's breaking all the glasses. People, They're like, would you
bring that golden glove in this fucking this whole thing?
Oh yeah, I always leave that.

Speaker 3 (01:10:30):
This is my third bro, Yeah, three in a row,
you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (01:10:34):
Kind of a good company because I think who was it,
Joe Hart Ederson and Pepper Reina have had three successive
Golden Gloves, so he would join that crew. And then
let's see, I think Heart and Check have the most
with four. So he's interesting. Yeah, he could, he might,
he might be able to do something. He might that
David right might be able to do something. Shall we

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go on and just check out some ship, just some
some weird stuff that we were looking at around the weekend.

Speaker 7 (01:11:01):
Go for it.

Speaker 1 (01:11:02):
Uh did you see the pick of Jack Realish knocked
the fuck out, passed out after look like brunch?

Speaker 4 (01:11:08):
Geez, he's in a brunch stands too, It looked like brunch.

Speaker 3 (01:11:11):
Yeah, did you Chris? Did you see that picture?

Speaker 1 (01:11:13):
Oh yeah, I've seen that's that's man.

Speaker 5 (01:11:15):
That's an injured player who's uh not playing for like
Pep's team anymore.

Speaker 3 (01:11:21):
So he's like, this is I've deserved it.

Speaker 5 (01:11:23):
He's been under PEPs you know, scrutiny for like four
years or whatever.

Speaker 3 (01:11:27):
So he's like, I need I need him Mimosa yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:11:31):
Six or seven apaross print, Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:11:34):
Yeah, he's also good. What how what is he? Holland
is on five twenty five a week? Jack really is
on two twenty five a week.

Speaker 1 (01:11:42):
They got it. I don't believe this. They said, Jeremy
Doku is on only making two point six million a season.
That's fifty thousand pounds a week. He's getting youth player money.
But I guess also they got him for they put
they I don't know what they paid for him, but ship, okay,
I'd feel some time. But he's only twenty three. And

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also how his end product. He does say that was
his end product. If I could score goals, I could
be one of the best players in the way. Like
that is true. Bro.

Speaker 3 (01:12:10):
You you get in front of that goal and then
somehow your feet switch up on you.

Speaker 1 (01:12:14):
I don't know how, but yeah, Jack grealish hey man,
look fun though I don't know what club that was at.

Speaker 4 (01:12:21):
What That's a classy, sassy way to be passed out.

Speaker 3 (01:12:24):
With your legs cross completely with the arm like he.

Speaker 4 (01:12:28):
Looked like he caught the vapors.

Speaker 1 (01:12:29):
Yeah, gentlemen. But you know, like in the UK and Europe,
men cross their legs because in the US. Yeah, I
crossed my legs too, but like in the in the US,
motherfuckers don't cross their legs.

Speaker 4 (01:12:39):
Bro, I don't cross my legs. My nuts are shown
to the world.

Speaker 3 (01:12:44):
Just yeah, but that's school.

Speaker 5 (01:12:46):
School at a young age in the UK, you get
you get used to sort of pulling your sack just you.

Speaker 3 (01:12:52):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, sort of.

Speaker 5 (01:12:54):
Normally a creepy teacher has to go around and pull
a young boys sacks down. I went to an I
went to an all boys school. That okay, it was
sack pulling. It's called sack pulling. Well, that in it
was that it was that all Conquers, which is actually

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a British then you know Conkers.

Speaker 4 (01:13:19):
Per day, the N sixty four games. Yeah, conquers.

Speaker 5 (01:13:25):
I don't know that the little the little nuts from
the tree where you like swing them into each.

Speaker 1 (01:13:29):
Other, was that the game ship?

Speaker 5 (01:13:31):
Oh no, but I mean we had like type in conquers,
like British Conquers. So at school you get these things
called conquers from a tree and then you try and
make them really hard, and you put them on a
string and you try and hit other conquers. See how
many wins you'd get rack up, Like mine's on twenty
because it's got twenty matches undefeated. But then people would
do stuff like put them like in a in a

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bunker for a year to make them harder.

Speaker 3 (01:13:55):
And oh shit, I mean it is it Wrens game,
isn't it?

Speaker 6 (01:14:01):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:14:01):
No, no, uh huh.

Speaker 7 (01:14:05):
I've never played this game.

Speaker 1 (01:14:09):
That's good.

Speaker 4 (01:14:09):
That's good, okay, okay, just like we used to do
pencil fights.

Speaker 1 (01:14:14):
You hit it, yeah they're okay. Oh, thank goodness.

Speaker 4 (01:14:19):
And that really speaks to the American education system.

Speaker 7 (01:14:22):
We was breaking our pencils, yeah, exactly, shaking Ship out
the out the trees.

Speaker 3 (01:14:28):
Yeah, playing that a fully grown adult playing it is nuts.

Speaker 1 (01:14:33):
Worry he was really excited to playing N sixty four.
Conquerors Bad for Day is also a wild look for
an adult right now, because that was a raunchy fucking game.

Speaker 3 (01:14:42):
I remember that game was fucking controversial when it came out.

Speaker 4 (01:14:45):
It's nuts.

Speaker 2 (01:14:46):
I have a I was wearing a Conquered shirt at
the gym today, played terrible, played basketball at a fucking.

Speaker 3 (01:14:51):
You now have a Conquers Bad fer Day t shirt.

Speaker 4 (01:14:54):
My man, he's with he's got two fucking machine guns.

Speaker 3 (01:14:57):
Anyway.

Speaker 1 (01:14:58):
I think the thing that's really where we're talking out though,
is the fight that was in I don't even know
if it was a fight.

Speaker 3 (01:15:04):
That's not a yeah, that wasn't a fight.

Speaker 1 (01:15:06):
So in in the in this La Liga match that
was between Huesca and Tharaga, the keeper Esteban Andrada of
Tha I gotta say it, bro, you gotta you gotta
really under those seas punched the ship out of Horhep
Polito in the face. The build up was wild because

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I don't even know. I just I've only seen the
clip of the fight. Clearly, there was some kind of
call where the keeper wasn't happy with the ref and
then my man comes up to the keeper, gets pushed
in the back and it all it all goes haywire
from there.

Speaker 4 (01:15:40):
Past the half way line.

Speaker 3 (01:15:41):
The way this guy fools down is fantastic. So first.

Speaker 1 (01:15:45):
He went like he got like a head shot from
like a firearms on the brain stem offline.

Speaker 2 (01:15:52):
Also, he he decides to break his ball at the
very end. Yeah, I'm gonna go see then a.

Speaker 1 (01:16:02):
Yeah yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:16:03):
The last second he was like I can't.

Speaker 3 (01:16:05):
Then the screams. Then he gets up.

Speaker 1 (01:16:06):
He's like, rush, did you see that ship? I got
hit back card red card? So okay, at this point, now.

Speaker 7 (01:16:13):
The keeper get it. Now I'm gonna get my money back.
Yeah exactly. He said, well fuck it, let's do this.
Ship comes up and for a dollar hit him with
the He punched him with the wrist. It wasn't a
great punch.

Speaker 2 (01:16:30):
He thought about swinging through, but then he remembered, I
actually need my fingers to play goalkeeper.

Speaker 1 (01:16:37):
Let me like this like like a four year old punches. Hey,
I get that you're a professional. Then you're not trying
to get assault charges. The funny part though, was if
you look right I thought Polito was gonna be on
the ground, like really selling that ship because he got
punched in the face. It's funny, how like, in the
first instance of the push he went down, he folded
like it was nothing right because he was trying to

(01:16:57):
get he was trying to get him sent off. But
then once he got actually punched in the face by
another grown man, he activated fucking street man mode.

Speaker 3 (01:17:05):
God tried to get his Also, yeah, he was like,
hold on, bro, no fuck that.

Speaker 1 (01:17:11):
And also since the red was already given, it's like,
it's not you're gonna go down and get what is
he gonna get another red card?

Speaker 4 (01:17:17):
I never failed down in my life.

Speaker 1 (01:17:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:17:23):
Turns out if I was sure, if I was distracted,
I was trying to stop a dog balking for the
last minute, that was gonna interest No, you're.

Speaker 4 (01:17:30):
Fine, No, no, no, you can see Liam behind you.

Speaker 3 (01:17:33):
Yeah, did you see?

Speaker 1 (01:17:34):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (01:17:35):
But okay?

Speaker 1 (01:17:35):
Would he We found out what happened to Esteban Andrada
after that? You know how you know how long his
band is long? I guess I guess the season even
more even more? What is it?

Speaker 3 (01:17:47):
Thirteen matches?

Speaker 4 (01:17:49):
Damn? He's because it's only like four left this year, right.

Speaker 1 (01:17:51):
Yeah, yep, and then start next year because I guess
one one was for the red card, so that was standard.
But I guess they were like but for the punch,
that's a twelve match band for that one.

Speaker 2 (01:18:02):
Unless you play for Real Madrid. If you do that
for Real Madrid, it's what you get, like you just
have to take ices.

Speaker 1 (01:18:08):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly, just yeah, yeah, sorry, yeah, anything
I've seen anybody punch somebody like that.

Speaker 8 (01:18:14):
No.

Speaker 5 (01:18:14):
The only thing is that I can just just throw
of Eric Cansena just Karai kicking up. I mean that
was that was a full season he got bund for
I think that was Yeah, that was crazy, like.

Speaker 1 (01:18:26):
Real Ferdinand smoked weed and he smoked that whole season too.
That those were when bands were absolutely ludicrous. But yeah,
that's going to be thirteen. I mean, how do you
even get fucking hired after that? You know, when you're like, bro,
you can't even play a fucking third of the season.

Speaker 5 (01:18:42):
What glove does he get? What type of glove does
he get for that? You know, golden glove for that band,
you must get some of it.

Speaker 4 (01:18:49):
Yeah, he gets he gets a thirteen house glove box glove.

Speaker 3 (01:18:52):
Yeah, winning yeah, her Fair Tech, you know, the kickboxing place.

Speaker 2 (01:18:57):
One of the job with the Nashville UH Soccer Club
or whatever the fuck they call.

Speaker 3 (01:19:02):
Oh do you know what you just made me think?
Did you read the Hurtzeler?

Speaker 5 (01:19:07):
The Brighton manager has hired a UFC Fights if the
last two months to help the players defend corners no stop, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah what which is funny because you know he has
this whole like, you know, he's trashing non setster and
talking about how annoying it wasn't that game.

Speaker 3 (01:19:24):
But I think they have a UFC Fights helping him
with training.

Speaker 4 (01:19:27):
They got Rampays Jackson coming by, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:19:30):
Ken, they got Ken Shamrock just helping them.

Speaker 1 (01:19:34):
In an interview, Jack hinsel Wood said that the fighters
under to be UH. The German Christian Eckerlin had been
brought into help players quote block from corners better because
Brighten have conceded thirteen goals third of their overall total
from set pieces. Hey, it's about margins man, But I wouldn't.
I would probably get somebody like a like a like

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an NBA player or NFL player who like stually understands
like how to get in front of somebody or how
to get around somebody not somebody's just like, yeah, man,
I kind of I'm kind of unhinged. Man I got
a couple of don't look at my record, the guys
like cet or whatever. Yeah, he's like like just like
some fucking maniac who punches to gouge someone just gouging

(01:20:17):
eyes and stuff, just like rip the dude's ear off
and ship. Yeah he just did.

Speaker 3 (01:20:22):
You just see brighton for the next quarter.

Speaker 1 (01:20:24):
You just see that thing where they're.

Speaker 3 (01:20:25):
Just on the like ground abound. Yeah, you know, they
just don't move for like four minutes.

Speaker 1 (01:20:31):
And he's like, yeah, he's fun, he's fun. He's he's
she crossed both hands and turned his wrists over to
choke the guy with his own kit. That's called a
gee choke in Brazilian jiu jitsu, and that's what he did.
That would be that.

Speaker 3 (01:20:47):
Would be so last game of the season.

Speaker 5 (01:20:49):
They've got nothing to play for and you just see
a guy just full ankle locking.

Speaker 1 (01:20:53):
Just wait. Also, uh, an English boxer harl him U
Bank said he's gotten in the ring with Hirsler before.

Speaker 3 (01:21:04):
That'd be Chris Ebanks son, I see one of his sons.

Speaker 1 (01:21:07):
Yeah, I must be dude from Jay Leno Kevin you
banks that Ken we have a different U Banks Banks Yeah,
Ken Bank Tonight' show Bank. Yeah. He said he's done
training alongside of Hursler. I've done a couple with him

(01:21:27):
and his family. He's a great guy in incredible manager.
He can throw hands a little bit. Boxing training is
a great way to get fit. Oh so okay, so
he's doing he he was doing it for Hurstler. Is
there some some inadequate man ship.

Speaker 4 (01:21:40):
Going on with him? He's watch somebody one of these days.

Speaker 1 (01:21:44):
Yeah, Fabian, I don't know. I don't know if that's
what you need. You need somebody like you need like
Ben Wallace. Okay, somebody who could pull down rebounds. You know,
somebody who could who owns the rim.

Speaker 4 (01:21:56):
You gotta use it that ass how to use your ass?

Speaker 3 (01:21:59):
Yeah, yeah, exactly. Something I'm always like. I always feel
like too for us too.

Speaker 1 (01:22:04):
I like, I want like a defensive end showing people
club and club and ripping and ship getting through like
get the fuck I'm getting fucking bomb.

Speaker 3 (01:22:12):
Those are the skills relate to somebody who does Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:22:15):
Man, show us how to do that and also how
to hire escorts in Florida, you know, like they're like
Warren Sap.

Speaker 5 (01:22:24):
Yeah, or like a is always like talking about winning
the duel, winning duel. He should hire a night, a
night of the realm to show them, you know.

Speaker 2 (01:22:37):
If we witness Premier League title. You know, a guy
in chain mail is coming next.

Speaker 1 (01:22:42):
Year, guys.

Speaker 3 (01:22:43):
This is Lancelot.

Speaker 1 (01:22:44):
Guys.

Speaker 3 (01:22:45):
Guys, guys, I want you to meet someone. This is
Aaron Burr.

Speaker 1 (01:22:49):
Guys. He had a famous duel against Alexander Hamilton. Guys,
the American President. Guys.

Speaker 3 (01:22:55):
Hey, fucking he murked the president.

Speaker 1 (01:22:58):
Guys.

Speaker 3 (01:22:58):
Have you seen the musical Hamilton? Guys, these are the
guy these are.

Speaker 2 (01:23:01):
The guys, imagine And this is after they all go
see Hamilton as a team.

Speaker 1 (01:23:05):
He brings up.

Speaker 3 (01:23:05):
Yeah yeah and during the performance.

Speaker 4 (01:23:09):
Yeah, good shot for real, like like rust style, like
Alec Baldwin.

Speaker 5 (01:23:15):
But there's this song as a song though, that in
the middle of Hamilton where the lights pan on the team.

Speaker 3 (01:23:21):
He's always be ready to sing.

Speaker 1 (01:23:22):
Guys, to join guy, guys, go erin burg. Guys. He's
the best, guys, one of the best. I think there
was one like I feel like there's like a famous
photo like the last French duel that was like legal,
like in the twentieth century, Like motherfuckers are still dueling
pistols and ship anyway, cool Europe real cool. Uh, that's

(01:23:46):
gonna do it for us this week. Chris Jamel anything
to plug. I'm going on the road.

Speaker 5 (01:23:51):
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Speaker 3 (01:24:00):
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Speaker 5 (01:24:03):
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Speaker 1 (01:24:10):
What about you, Nickfaller, I was just in Sunnyville.

Speaker 2 (01:24:13):
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for some details.

Speaker 4 (01:24:23):
We're really bad at taking fifty some some details. You'll
see something.

Speaker 1 (01:24:27):
Yeah, you'll see something.

Speaker 3 (01:24:28):
They might not be details, though they might not be details.

Speaker 1 (01:24:31):
He all right, next week, one step closer, when we'll
all be together in studio lounging on couches. So let's
do that one. We'll be back together again and it
feels so good. All right, We'll see you later on
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