Sunburned Butt

The guys talk about Robyn's 'Dancin' On My Own' vs. Juvenile's 'Back That Azz Up', the practice of perineum sunning, and SOME footy-related events!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:05):
Wow, look at us ten or nine games to go,
depending on who you support, and things look Okay, I'm
not gonna complain. I'm not gonna complain given the multuous
times we've had. We've had some rough waters, but we're
starting to level out a bit and I like what
I'm seeing. It's time for us on aid to foot
to discuss match weeks twenty eight and twenty nine because

(00:28):
we are one match ahead of everybody else this week.
So I'm gonna send it to Chris Martin. A few
words to describe the action this week.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
Okay, you ready?

Speaker 1 (00:40):
Oh yeah, it's stupid.

Speaker 3 (00:48):
Just gotta see it for myself.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
Latona watching you kids?

Speaker 1 (00:55):
Huh okay, okay, Wow, damn hitting us with the Robin?

Speaker 2 (01:03):
Was that?

Speaker 1 (01:04):
Robin?

Speaker 2 (01:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:06):
Oh, ships, Yeah, it's a classic.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
That is classic, dude, Robin. Look those tracks get the
dance war is going. I don't know what it is,
but Robin with a Y you're doing it's nice?

Speaker 2 (01:19):
She nice? Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:20):
So can you just say the whole thing again one
more time? Write that down for pus saying it from
the beginning to yeah, stupid in the corner, so many corners.

(01:49):
Chelsea fan, when are you gonna learn stop trying to
fucking antagonize. Bro. When he's about to take the corner kick,
you know what's gonna happen. He's gonna kick the ball.
The crowd is gonna go out, and then he's gonna
look back at you and go look at you, look
at you.

Speaker 4 (02:02):
And then the and then the fine who gets smoked
is gonna upload it onto the internet because people only
care about gang views. Yeah, even if they even if
you've been oh.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, like that was because of me. I
did that, which actually we'll get to what I did,
because I did some ship over the weekend. I did
that Jamal Johnson pro about you two to seventeen words
or phrases.

Speaker 5 (02:25):
Well, listen, they will be songs today. I wasn't prepared
last week, but I have a full playlist. Go ahead
and put that Robin on their track one. Okay, first
thing that came to mind stressed out a trap call
question path Evans. I really know how it feels. This
is how we've been playing for the past two goddamn months.
Every time we got to lead. This ship's about to
fall out the back of our ass. Next obviously, Soul

(02:47):
Holidays by sounds of Blackness, Happy Saint Tytering's day, Yes,
Thomas pretty early. Yeah, and this is for the squad.
Stay chiseled, my large professor Innas. I don't even think
this is on streaming. I think you have to. I
think you have to have YouTube Premium. Yeah, yeah, sure
to play this in honorable mentions World War Three by

(03:09):
Snoop Dogg and Rough Riders goes without saying and whatever.
The guys are playing in Uganda right now, shout out
the Arsenal Uganda.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
Yeah, I saw you're gonna move to Uganda if we went.

Speaker 5 (03:20):
I'm headed right to Uganda and I'm starting a companion
podcast with the fake Osaka Uganda soccer.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
Is that where they do it lives?

Speaker 2 (03:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (03:30):
Yeah, that guy's like a little bit talk. He's like
a little bit bigger body though, right, I feel like.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
He's just got more neck.

Speaker 1 (03:35):
Yeah, he's like thicker. I'm like, bruh, your to.

Speaker 5 (03:38):
Do you know the real Soka? No, the real soccer
like a tree trunk, fake Sokka. He's got the twig,
He's got the FK twigs frame.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
Oh man, I've seen because I think there are multiple
fake Bukayo soakas I've seen I've seen one where they
was a little too it looked like, uh, who is
that kid Daniel Monte who is trying to play in
the World Series, who was like fifteen?

Speaker 5 (04:00):
This is this is this is some Yeah, this is
some early odds American sports ship.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
If you know about Daniel Almonte, I don't think Chris
I'd be like, you got Freddie Freddy Adu.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
I've listened to us.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
Oh that guy, yeah, yeah, well too much pressure, too
much pressure on him. Anyway, for me, it's the same,
let it all, let it all. Because we had the
Champions League draw. We forgot to put that in the
doc and I don't know if we've talked about that,
but that Champions League draw. A few of the music

(04:34):
bro come on.

Speaker 4 (04:35):
This is this is the worst to think about that though,
I know, but it's dangerous, like it's dangerously kind.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
It's dangerously kind because we have a terrible problem of
playing down to our opposition.

Speaker 2 (04:47):
Only in England do we play down.

Speaker 1 (04:49):
That's true, that's true, that's true. But now but now
we're in the knockout phase. Sh it's gonna matter a
little bit. But either way, I will say I'm glad
to see that, you know, for all intents and purposes,
knowing that we're at the moment competing on four fronts
right now, I'll take the draws that look less fucked
up immediately, because if you think about, like I was

(05:09):
looking at analysis of our what was it the semi
final against PSG, and when you looked at like the
the ratings of the teams we were playing on either
side of it, like it was just a fucking gauntlet.
So if we can just we can take a second,
even if it allows us. And I don't want to
get complacent, but I'm trying to see the benefits because
I've have multiple friends of mine be like, this is
the worst fucking thing that could have happened.

Speaker 6 (05:31):
I'm like, be be for real, bro being having us
that's scars, that's mentally a football fans. It's not the
worst thing that could happen that all of the people
that we'd rather see in the later rounds have been
drawn on the opposite bracket side. Okay, the records right now,
if all goes according to the Lord, it would be
like a semi final against Barcelona.

Speaker 1 (05:51):
So anyway, enough of that and onto the league, because
that's what this shit's about, and I think we just
need to we just need to focus at the top
of the table because we did have it two, I
mean two big matches and the results I think would
have both supporters of Arsenal and City being like, okay,
you know, so we get okay, I mean, that's fine,

(06:12):
that's fine, we're doing it, but kind of you to
see a little bit more right now. Arsenal two Chelsea
won Billy Saliba with a beautiful assist from Gabrielle mag mcgallis.
That's another one I heard recently. I didn't want to
throw that in the mix, but that's another one I've heard.

(06:33):
That was a great set piece. Fucking Piro Hincapie. That's
my new way of saying Piero Hincapier. Pyro Hincapie. Bruh
got he got hit with the own goal and he
was pretty upset with himself. It was a glancing header
and then jury and timber sixty six minute Declan Rice.
He took all that shit talking out we're doing in
the corner and turned that into a great delivery. Although
prior to that he had a diabolical corner that he took.

(06:57):
That was one of the worst I've seen from him.
But either way we made it out to one. What
version of the about.

Speaker 2 (07:07):
Got sent off?

Speaker 1 (07:09):
He got so when his first card was for descent
and then the second one was for just doing everything
he could have taken down.

Speaker 4 (07:18):
That is the only context you ever hear like calling
someone an asshole descent.

Speaker 2 (07:23):
Yeah, yeah, never in a bar and somebody.

Speaker 1 (07:26):
Whoa whoa whoa easy with a descent.

Speaker 2 (07:28):
Man, Hey man, you just said you did watch my mother.
That's some serious I.

Speaker 1 (07:32):
Don't I don't appreciate this. I don't appreciate this. Get
him out, Get him out.

Speaker 4 (07:37):
I want I want nothing but a cent. But you've
given me disiness and it's making me no, no, no.

Speaker 1 (07:42):
No no no, not today, not today.

Speaker 2 (07:44):
So you got sorry, I cut you off.

Speaker 4 (07:45):
You got a yellow for descent, which we didn't see
actually at home because I was watching netso foul Martinelli.

Speaker 2 (07:52):
Yeah, and then the ball carried on.

Speaker 4 (07:54):
I was like, well, there's there's a chance to score it,
and the roof blue for it, and I was like,
what are you doing or match?

Speaker 1 (07:59):
The ref kept blowing the ball dead when he could
have given an advantage where we were on the was
it two basically blown corners from Chelsea and we were
so quick getting up the field. And then I was like, ah,
someone nudged David right, He's like, bro, I'm I just
fucking threw it for what felt like it almost guaranteed
two v one or three v two is that were

(08:19):
happening in the second ones. But I don't know a
lot of people. Let's just talk about the haters first.
The haters said, the game's gone. There's three how many
set pieces was this? This was just all set pieces.
The game's gone. The game has gone. And I'm like,
please please cry harder because of plenty set By.

Speaker 4 (08:42):
The way, I sent you as a photo because I'm
in the UK right now and I watched British broadcast.

Speaker 2 (08:50):
Yeah yah tore in the.

Speaker 4 (08:54):
Witch Yaya Torays as a pundit wearing his beanie and
his coat. I mean, I've never seen a man more
look like he's just been like I think I think
what it was he was they like, I think they
literally saw him, like.

Speaker 2 (09:06):
Yeah, that's what they said. They caught him on the street,
off the street, and he looked.

Speaker 4 (09:12):
Someone put a funny tweet saying, you look like looping
in disguise, you know, Netflix.

Speaker 1 (09:19):
The one that's interest elbow playing looping.

Speaker 2 (09:22):
No, I think it's no, it's the first place cool.

Speaker 1 (09:25):
Oh yeah yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (09:27):
He's really good. Act to that guy. I forget his
name is on Netflix.

Speaker 1 (09:30):
But my side yeah yeah yeah mar sie O mar
Side yeah yeah.

Speaker 4 (09:36):
But it just looks so funny that you, like just
any other pub just you know, you're a cool like
you're a cool basket. You're like, I'm not even going
to take a beanie off on my coat. You've pulled
me in doing this. He's probably probably not getting paid
for it. And he looked like it.

Speaker 1 (09:48):
No, I was saying he he Part of me was
like he probably didn't have his haircut starters, Okay, I
was like, I don't know, I feel like but also
yah yah. Tori was also always playing. He never looked
like he gave a fuck about getting his edge, getting
edged up. Nothing.

Speaker 5 (10:04):
And then I mean if he saw sat Or doing
Champions League, like, haircuts don't matter, bro, you can do
whatever with your hair.

Speaker 2 (10:11):
Now does he know Landon Donovan has he seen any
of this?

Speaker 1 (10:16):
Yeah? Yeah, exactly, Like Landon Donovan is out here with
a bionic So I set that picture of Landon Donovan
through the child's like, Bro, we have to talk about
this guy's hair plugs. It was being served as an
ad about how AI can help your baldness. I was like, well,
what the fuck is this ad?

Speaker 2 (10:34):
Even?

Speaker 1 (10:34):
And it was him being like I know firsthand how
debilitating it can be. And I was like, Landon, we
know you as bald Landon and you coming back with
the mop now doesn't feel.

Speaker 2 (10:45):
I don't know, man, just not.

Speaker 1 (10:47):
I don't know if it's it's what you thought it
was gonna be, but it's okay.

Speaker 2 (10:49):
How does how does AI?

Speaker 1 (10:51):
I have no fuck? It was so convoluted because the
text was like how AI can help and the whole
thing is Landon Donovan talking about how he felt like
a shell of himself without hair. So I was like,
I failing to see how this does anything with AI.

Speaker 5 (11:04):
He's not a his commercial agent might also be AI.
This sounds like the whole idea is AI. He put
how can I get away with getting hair plugs and
still coming to work right right right telling me?

Speaker 1 (11:17):
I say, Bro, it's all AI and that's cool and
that's cool.

Speaker 5 (11:20):
Anyway back to Greer Barnes aka Ya Tour.

Speaker 2 (11:24):
Yeah, the game I mean at least he was.

Speaker 5 (11:26):
He's the only hater that I've seen just straight up
be like, listen, I hope Arsenal loss. Like he just
flat out was like, this is what I want to lappen.
I don't like him, bro.

Speaker 2 (11:40):
Can I say, can I? Yeah? He's right. He was
just very explicit about he kept going to hope City
went on.

Speaker 4 (11:45):
I felt this has been annoying me a lot about
the narrative, Arsenal scoring the set pieces. Liverpool were terrible
and got a new set piece coach of schools. I
think it's called six set pieces in a row up
into this weekend. Like City again, this weekend didn't play well, right,
but everyone's talking about Arsenal maybe the worst.

Speaker 2 (12:03):
Team to the thing that you people will need.

Speaker 4 (12:06):
To realize is no one gives a shit about City,
as in, people want City to win it because it
would show them that you can if Arsenal win, that
you can beat City about cheating like City have right right,
that's what it shows them. So everyone's like, oh, coming
for Arsenal because and also because we're cultural irrelevant, so
people care Arsenal win.

Speaker 2 (12:25):
Everyone as an Arsenal fan. People love Arsenal.

Speaker 4 (12:28):
It's one of the biggest global clubs in the world City.

Speaker 2 (12:31):
No one cares.

Speaker 4 (12:32):
City can win the league twenty times in a row
and no one gives a shit. The only people that
give a shit are the commentators and the pundits on
these chat channels that get paid millions of dollars or
pounds to show it, so they it's in their interest
to high up City, but no one cares. They're soulless,
they're a vacuous Yeah, they're the AI version of a

(12:52):
football club and a football team, and no one cares.
That's why people who don't support Arsenal want them to
win so they can sleep better knowing that a bunch
of cheat is one it yeah again, because.

Speaker 1 (13:02):
Then it's suddenly like a right dick, It's like, yeah, well,
because if we win, it's like all right, what's your
fucking excuse exactly, because it used to be like, look,
they're just because we used to all be united as
people who are falling to City all the time, and
for the league to be like, well, it's fucking that
one hundred and fifteen charges FC, bro, They fucking they
got their own fucking economists doing wacky deals to get

(13:23):
shipped over the line, but yeah, uh, look, we're we
had to do it by spending a lot of fucking
money and just really committing to one like to a
manager's vision and being like this is this is apparently
how you can do it. But I think the all
the hatred, it's just so it's like wild when people
are like, oh, I'm like, I'm a United fan and

(13:44):
I'd rather have City win, or like I'm whatever fan,
I'd rather have City win. But they're same people would
complain that they have one hundred and fifteen charges against
them for improper financial activity, and you're like, so you'd
rather let that, Like that's that's where you're at. Want
to be like, oh, I need the cheaters to keep winning,
and I think that's to your point. It's a little

(14:05):
bit like, is this because it feels consistent, You're like, well,
that's the that's the devil, I.

Speaker 2 (14:10):
Know, so uncomfortable. Yeah, yeah, people do that, That's true, Sheriff.

Speaker 4 (14:22):
But they're not even like City this year aren't playing
expansively exciting football either. I mean they had zero shots
on goal till their goal against Leeds leads should have
been winning to nil at that point, and then in
the second half they kind of controlled the game and
they didn't know but they didn't. They didn't play great,
they didn't look they weren't like, oh god, this is
the Champagne football, that the purest one.

Speaker 2 (14:44):
It's just the game has got to a point.

Speaker 4 (14:46):
Where in the Premier League people every team is good
at putting them mindy ball and athletically systematically defending as
a unit. So Arsenal have had to Arsenal aren't the
reason set pieces are important.

Speaker 2 (15:01):
Arsenal are have.

Speaker 4 (15:04):
Artetas saw what was happening with the game, and that's
his solution, because look how deep people play against Arsenal.

Speaker 1 (15:10):
Else Where else did we get goal scoring opportunities. Let's
set pieces. Okay, then let's see if we can max
that out.

Speaker 5 (15:15):
Well, I will say in this game, we had our chances. Man,
this was we had. This was the game. I saw
the most giveaways in Chelsea's final third two Like wouldn't
you say it was like three or maybe four times
where we had a guy one on one like yeahah yeah,
coming in on the worst keeper of all time, Roberts

(15:37):
say has suck.

Speaker 1 (15:38):
But that he was. There was apparently one moment like
where you know, there was like a run about twenty
minutes where everyone was like, oh, sas the ball. There
was apparently one they didn't show in the broadcast that
they cut away. They're like, uh, They're like, you didn't
see it, but he just fucked up again, and it
felt like, yeah, how the fuck are we not you know,

(16:00):
doing it. That's what sort of worries me too, is
because it followed that same eerie script of going up one,
going up one nil, and then we have that like
clearly there's a gigantic, subconscious sigh of relief that happens
once we get on the scoreboard and if we score first,
it's like, guys, just it feels it feels like all
we're saying is we just need to score first, guys,

(16:22):
and there's no follow up. It's just more like we
just need to score first and then what well it's like, yeah,
do you want to know details? So yeah, yeah, because
I feel like I feel like we just we need
to score first and then score multiple goals, so we
don't like we we look So that's the part that
freaks me out, is like we don't look up for
it once we get a goal and it takes like

(16:43):
an equalizer for it to become existential, and then we're like, yeah,
that's right, that's right, Yeah, we actually need to actually
win by one more goal from the opponent.

Speaker 5 (16:50):
I'm saying like it's like a slow march back to
the fear. Like we get the goal, and then there's
ten minutes where we look all powerful and we don't
cash in on any more chances. And then after three
or four as they from the halfway line, is they
getting another one to stop?

Speaker 2 (17:08):
You know what I'm saying, like, and then next thing
you know is the buttholes are clear. But that was
the thing.

Speaker 4 (17:16):
I agree, there was a few like Arsenal like didn't
have like loads of clear chances, but we had opportunities
and then just like in the final third, just lacked
some precision.

Speaker 2 (17:25):
But but it did look like it looked like Chelsea.

Speaker 4 (17:28):
It's funny because everyone's like Chelsea played mate, and then
Razini has lost his three games he's lost a rle
against Arteta and Arsenal this year. Yeah, but they didn't really,
That's the thing, Like everyone's like Chelsea better well, but
they didn't really. I mean I find that as Rya
did pull off some good saves and we do need
to talk about David, right, I mean, Jimmel, what's going
on his hairmate, 're the resident hair expert.

Speaker 2 (17:49):
I just it's all last two weeks.

Speaker 5 (17:54):
I think he's wearing some different hats. He must be
growing it underneath a beanie a lot. I think when
we don't see him in the game, he must be
yeah yeah, tore style because I don't know how it works.

Speaker 2 (18:05):
I actually don't know the mechanics.

Speaker 1 (18:07):
He needs to just just look like, you know, twenty
twelve Drake, you know, just bring it all down, get
lined up.

Speaker 2 (18:17):
For it.

Speaker 1 (18:17):
He does every time I see him. I'm like you,
I thought I thought maybe he was light skinned. At first,
I was like, is he a black man? I don't
like his early fan like he got a little flavor.
I don't know he's he's he got a little lined.

Speaker 2 (18:28):
Up to him. But David Ray when he lined up, Yeah, yeah, David.

Speaker 1 (18:32):
Ray exactly, sweet sweet baby Ray.

Speaker 2 (18:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (18:36):
The the other thing though, too, is Chelsea. I mean,
again to your point, Chris, like they've been unbeaten in
the Premier League with real senior and so I'm like,
this wasn't gonna this wasn't gonna be a walk in
the Park and anytime reached James playing against him, I'm away,
was like, he tends to fucking figure something out, and
he put in a few dangerous like crosses into the box.
I was like, dude, yeah, James.

Speaker 2 (18:57):
No, he's uh, he's he's the best player, definite.

Speaker 5 (19:00):
Seemed like Cole Palmer wasn't interested in shooting. A couple
of times. There was a couple of times where he
was running free, maybe like thirty yards from gold and
You're like, Okay, he's gonna cut. He's gonna make one
cut and he's gonna fire it.

Speaker 2 (19:16):
He never did.

Speaker 5 (19:17):
He kind of made the safe play, and it's like,
I know he's been dealing with the injury, but I
was kind of shocked to see him be all conservative
in the game.

Speaker 1 (19:25):
There were a couple of times there was like dancing
in the box and I was like, oh, he's comfortable.
But I think it's just there was no angle for
him to shoot, is what it seemed like.

Speaker 4 (19:33):
Every time time I look at him play football, I
just feel like he no, obviously he's quite good at football,
but he am his sort of physique in his face.

Speaker 2 (19:44):
He just looked he's extremely thin and like now he doesn't.
He's one of the least athletic looking Premier league players.

Speaker 1 (19:52):
He's like it mix it like Jamie Vardy and Peter
Crouch body, y know, he looks like you and shit
to be healthy.

Speaker 4 (20:00):
He looks like who you'd cast in like a broadcast
sitcom as the sort of virgin dirty you know what
I mean.

Speaker 2 (20:06):
He's an I yeah, he works in it.

Speaker 4 (20:11):
He's got he looks like he's got that white guy
posture you guys talk about, which is which is obviously.

Speaker 1 (20:20):
Actually, but he's also so slouchy, you know what I mean?
Part of it. That's it that he looks for me.
I'm like, you needed some vitamins, bro, you look like
you're aging enough vitamins. Like it feels like there's some just.

Speaker 2 (20:31):
Eats salt vinegar discos as as his dinner.

Speaker 1 (20:36):
Hold on, now, what's the salt vinegar disco.

Speaker 4 (20:37):
It's a very sort of you know those crisps or
potato chips for a lot of dust on them, just
sort of like you know, the sort of like a
Pringle type amount of dust, but it's like.

Speaker 2 (20:48):
A bag of crisps.

Speaker 4 (20:49):
It kind of tastes like cardboard, but they're sort of
very addictive because they've got a lot of the They're
like a poor man's pringle actually, because they don't have
the little different they don't have the.

Speaker 2 (20:58):
Sort of valley. It's just a very it's circle.

Speaker 4 (21:02):
It's almost like a bigger version of body of Christ
that you'd get in a church if you ever.

Speaker 1 (21:07):
Away Catholic mass a communion wafer. Yes, come on, season,
come on, bro.

Speaker 2 (21:13):
Body of Christ's your.

Speaker 4 (21:14):
Bag of body of Christ?

Speaker 1 (21:17):
Body of Christ?

Speaker 2 (21:22):
Old vinegar? Is that body of Christ? Vinegar?

Speaker 1 (21:24):
Yeah? Christ bro?

Speaker 4 (21:25):
Yeah, I'm trying to get if they had Sultan Vinegar
body of Christ, i'ld have. I would have popped down
a few more to convert to Catholicism with my Filipino. Yeah,
I'm married to but and the guy, the guy, the
priest said to me like, you know, we have to
get married in the Catholic church and if you want,
I can baptize you. And I was like, I don't
really want an old man to give me a bath,
but cheers for.

Speaker 1 (21:47):
Free, for free?

Speaker 2 (21:49):
Yeah, what's the deal on the you know what flavor bodies?
What flavored bodies? You've got?

Speaker 1 (21:55):
Any mate saying what we're wearing in the bath?

Speaker 2 (22:00):
Fish?

Speaker 1 (22:00):
Fish?

Speaker 2 (22:00):
And bread flavored.

Speaker 1 (22:01):
Okay, okay, yeah, yeah, because you know, like remember all
those stories about Jamie Vardi that season, that Leicester one
in twenty sixteen, about how he's like, well, this guy
does not take his body seriously. He was drinking like
wasn't like Jolly Ranchers and vodka and shit and red bull.

Speaker 4 (22:16):
He was, and he was drinking like he drinks a lot,
four Red Bulls a day. Mental like that.

Speaker 1 (22:20):
But that's like what I'm like, I Cole, you know
what I mean. Come to Malibu in the off season.
Let them give you some green juices stuff, bring the
color back in your face. Whatever program they put Luca
Dancich on, Get that, Get that too, Get that too,
because you could play. I just feel like I feel
like you play a lot better. I feel like a
concerned parents sometimes when I see him, like is he

(22:41):
eating enough meat?

Speaker 2 (22:42):
Is he?

Speaker 4 (22:42):
He also went down, so he always is injured against Arsenal,
and then he played surprise and then he went He's
gonna tap.

Speaker 2 (22:49):
Out, but he played on.

Speaker 4 (22:50):
But he played on the left, which confused Arsenal beginning
a bit. But I think to you a point, Jamille,
he he was on these wrong sides for shooting.

Speaker 2 (22:58):
So he didn't. So he didn't that's why. But it
makes sense. But yeah, no, it was I thought.

Speaker 4 (23:03):
I mean, it's funny because some taxicos online are saying,
you know, people are as terrible, and then people are like,
it's just actually was a really good tactical about I thought.
I actually think Rasenia, despite saying they didn't really pose
a huge amount of problems till Arsenal did the thing
again with ten minutes to go. I think we strung
together seven passes. They're fifty five with one extra man

(23:24):
just answers, like a team that haven't won the league
in twenty two years and they.

Speaker 2 (23:27):
Just get nervous at the end for real.

Speaker 4 (23:29):
But I actually think he I think Rasenia looks I
think City away against them if they don't get obviously,
if they could manage to go a whole game about
getting a red card, yeah, will cause them, which hey listen.

Speaker 5 (23:42):
They the red card kind of powers them up. They're
better with ten guys than eleven. We almost lost at
him for Bridge. This was an improvement.

Speaker 1 (23:52):
I like that they're always maybe there's just that's their
motivational thing. It's like because next year we're going to
play with eleven and then you'll see that. Yeah, that's
just sweating. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (24:02):
So when him and Arteta hugged at the end, someone
was like, I think again someone put coming.

Speaker 2 (24:07):
They were like, that's just classic. Two.

Speaker 4 (24:10):
We both listened to Huberman's podcast and I like you,
I'll like your next thing on LinkedIn.

Speaker 1 (24:16):
Recognized all right, man, see you out there?

Speaker 4 (24:20):
Oh jesus uh so, yeah, I lost some salutations.

Speaker 2 (24:23):
Did you do this morning?

Speaker 1 (24:24):
That's what he whispered in is ear Yeah, and he's like,
are you doing that thing where everybody's trying to get
sun on their butthole? You remember that in the pandemic? Whoa, Yeah,
that was like a weird thing and people were like,
you gotta get sun on your tank?

Speaker 2 (24:35):
How was I not in on that?

Speaker 1 (24:37):
People have lost their minds so at that time. And
also it was a bunch of white people who don't
have any melon in so they were getting like asshole
sunburns because they're like, bro, you're not. It's a tricky one.
You need them. Don't don't try and greet the fucking
sun with your butthole and you don't have any melton,
not even thinking about some that's skin sir, is.

Speaker 2 (24:56):
The reason why the butthole is not in the sun there.

Speaker 5 (25:00):
It is God would have allowed, God would have wanted
it out.

Speaker 1 (25:03):
That ship couldn't be more tucked away because you have
to endeavor to fucking be Like you're about to feel
the sunlight upon you.

Speaker 4 (25:12):
Is it just a sort of way of making a
part of your body near your testicles look as old
as your testicles, because obviously the issue is the body
around there is untouched by the sun and every you know,
my testicles look about thirty years older than the rest
of me down there.

Speaker 2 (25:26):
So you just want a little evening, I get you. Yeah, yeah,
leather up the tank.

Speaker 1 (25:30):
Yeah, just I couldn't imagine one looking so pristine. You're like,
what is this paint looks fresh out of the box.

Speaker 5 (25:37):
If my Yeah, my joint looked like it was a
handmade wallet. Yeah yeah, I liked it.

Speaker 2 (25:43):
I'm thinking about it and.

Speaker 1 (25:44):
Hand with a handmade wild that was found in the
La River sixteen years later.

Speaker 2 (25:52):
Man, Yeah, this is why people listen to this podcast.

Speaker 1 (25:55):
It actually it turns out it is. It turns out
it actually is. They're like, how well they described.

Speaker 4 (26:00):
They stopped talking about Palma's position and talking about Jammel's
old ass.

Speaker 1 (26:05):
What happens to your asshole when you put it in
the sun too long? Look, Marshalls, Yeah yeah I need
a new one too. What is Farling a part the
the veltcrow stopped working?

Speaker 2 (26:17):
Is it?

Speaker 7 (26:18):
Uh?

Speaker 5 (26:18):
Yeah? Yeah? Salute us for scoring every goal in this game. Yeah,
that's that's a that Owen goal.

Speaker 1 (26:30):
Giveth and taketh, you know, and.

Speaker 5 (26:32):
Gapyo when he gave up the whole goal, he had
the look of like it looked like he was thinking
about his teeth afterwards.

Speaker 2 (26:38):
Is that a weird thing? Like after you make a
big mistake here? Fuck?

Speaker 5 (26:42):
Why did I get these fucking big fake heath Man ship?
I look stupid as ship right now?

Speaker 4 (26:48):
These fun talking of bumholes and Gabrielle, what were you
thinking when that jo Pedro going? Because weirdly, like every
I think that when when we went one lill up
and there was down to ten men, I was watching
the game, you know, when you sort of I'd sort
of just got into this quite zen zone of like
I think it's going to be fine. And then even
when that goal win in, I was like I think

(27:10):
I'd sort of mentally just decided we won the game.
This is my manifestation skills. But I was like the
level by the way, Myles, No, but I was just
watching it and said went Joe Patrick and Gary Neville
again on my end, he was like, oh, he might
be on side, and then I was like really, and
then it showed it was so far offside.

Speaker 2 (27:27):
But again great saves by Riah. But I sort of yeah,
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (27:33):
I was just like, well, I think it's just going
to be fine, and a lot of arsenvans very stressed
and going like the results more important than the performance.

Speaker 2 (27:39):
But just wondered where you guys sat on that.

Speaker 5 (27:42):
Well, you know what My first thought was the line
the linesman who gave us the off side. He looked
very like he looked like it was the hardest decision
he ever had to make.

Speaker 2 (27:51):
It looked like he was about to cry.

Speaker 1 (27:54):
I hate doing this. I mean it was so clear.

Speaker 2 (27:57):
I remember.

Speaker 1 (27:57):
I think when that happened to I was also I
think just subconsciously I clocked the off side and I
was like, no, not, what's going on here? This shouldn't
This isn't a play.

Speaker 2 (28:04):
This is It was like Denzel Washington and Glory.

Speaker 5 (28:07):
He just like one about like dude, he's all, just
call it, don't act like that.

Speaker 1 (28:13):
Stop creating tension.

Speaker 4 (28:15):
It's like he's been made to be against his You
someone in the flag of your family dies.

Speaker 1 (28:26):
Or it's like or it's yeah, exactly, or it's like
if if you lift the flag your family dies, that
that's that's a good. Yeah it is.

Speaker 2 (28:34):
People might be going.

Speaker 1 (28:36):
Yeah, hey, credit to you, man, it's hard out there.
It's hard out there. In credit al to, the credit
to the fourth official who had to keep answering. I
remember our Teta after like maybe the second time the
ref when what was it Darren England, Uh, just like
called a foul in the box and like just completely
dead at our counter attack. And you just saw our
Tedda going up to the fourth official be like.

Speaker 2 (28:57):
You see that two times now?

Speaker 1 (28:59):
You didn't just doing it real smug And I'm like, yep, yeah,
I know you're hearing it.

Speaker 2 (29:02):
Didn't you say you had a didn't you do something
that made it? I didn't.

Speaker 1 (29:05):
I did do something. So I was I was watching
the first half in bed and then I was like, nah,
this has to change, Like we were just felt that
like a stalemate. I'm like, this needs something different. I
went over to the TV that I realized when I
watch my my TV, my main TV, then we win.

(29:26):
When I look on the other ones, we get a
drawer or some other ship. So I was like, fuck that,
I need to go downstairs. Mean yah boom changed it right.
I think as you were saying how you said Decland
doesn't look fit, I think that was the That was
the sequence of the text. It was like, yeah, Declan
doesn't look fit. And then I was like, I switched
TVs and then I did that. I did that. That

(29:49):
was me. I made the goal happen. And this is
in between your text talking about you said jury and
timbers lack of end product, which I do agree. Granted
he that he got you know, he uh set up
the first corner with like you know, the ball that
got deflected for a cross and then scored the second goal.
But he definitely he's like so defensively he's like he's

(30:12):
like it's like also like how Martinelly can be sometimes
where sometimes it's all defense and you're like, do you
know how to you know how to drill? I know
you know how to drive. I've seen this shit before
with Timber, Like he just needs to add like one
very specific attacking dimension to his game. I don't know
what that needs to be. If it's early crosses, if
it's it's not going to be taking you know, dribbling

(30:32):
people one on one or just being more adventurous. I
know that's probably not how he's being coached, but I
just feel like if he just needs another like he
needs an attacking weapon for me to feel fully like, no,
this is the dude, Like, this is the dude.

Speaker 2 (30:45):
He had a one on one that didn't go well.

Speaker 5 (30:47):
He also did try to take some people on in
the second half, but it didn't. It was like he
had he dropped somebody in.

Speaker 1 (30:53):
Yeah no, and then he got that one ball in
the box, switched feet really quick, and then just like
fell down as it couldn't be a weaker shot. I'm like, bro,
if you again just had that little bit of just
finishing edge to you, that would have been a fucking
nasty goal.

Speaker 4 (31:08):
He'll he'll tweet, He'll tweet a Bible passage about about
end products.

Speaker 1 (31:14):
So yeah, I know, I feel like.

Speaker 2 (31:16):
You fan of he only tweets Bible passages. Do we
know the last one he posted?

Speaker 1 (31:21):
Did he post them again?

Speaker 2 (31:22):
That's a good question. I'm not sure.

Speaker 1 (31:23):
Yeah, I think we need to check.

Speaker 5 (31:24):
That's a lot of people saying that, uh, we could
have used ouda guard in this game.

Speaker 2 (31:28):
Also, I mean, what do you think about Ben White
and this game?

Speaker 5 (31:30):
Like I feel like everybody we were missing could have
been the difference in Yeah, this game.

Speaker 1 (31:37):
I mean with oder Guard, it's a little you know,
it's like we're doing that thing again where he's injured
and we were saying like, oh, yeah, we can play
without him sometimes, but I don't get he's He's so
much more organized, which is a thing that I do
appreciate about oder Guard, but also I just love seeing
as out there too.

Speaker 4 (31:54):
Yeah, the end that you'd want to god just to
keep we went he didn't keep the ball. He's like,
you know, you keep that ball, guy, But.

Speaker 1 (31:59):
And he'll get up everyone's ass being like we need
to be pressing, Like is the way he leads it
to and it sort of gets every Jabari said Joshua
one verse five, did he really.

Speaker 2 (32:08):
Post that ship?

Speaker 1 (32:09):
Oh my god? Thank God, thank God for being consistent.

Speaker 4 (32:12):
Jury before we before we move on though, we should
just we're obviously talking about what asking these proof just
a moment to laugh at Robert Sanchez. When the second
going in for Arsenal, I was like, well, it must
be a foul because he was so convincing.

Speaker 2 (32:26):
He the heck was that?

Speaker 1 (32:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (32:28):
And then he just it looked like he got shot
from a different direction.

Speaker 4 (32:32):
And he just went down. And then and then we're like,
you've met That was awful. This is it's just fantastic.

Speaker 1 (32:38):
No, it was too flappy. You were too flappy, man,
But it happens. It happens anything else before I move on.

Speaker 2 (32:46):
I guess I'll say it.

Speaker 5 (32:48):
He looks like more comfortable, like he didn't score or anything, right,
but you know how there was that run of games
where he was just like disappearing. He was that's a
oh yeah, Like I feel like he like this is
a little like I'm looking forward.

Speaker 2 (33:05):
He's more involved. He's more involved.

Speaker 1 (33:07):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. I think like building
off the momentum from the Darby, I think is good.
Just be like all right, like you you can't play
this position, then just give us, give us some more.

Speaker 2 (33:17):
Baby. That's it. We've got an update from Jabbari. Actually
that was the pinned hind j actually Hebrews six, eighteen nineteen.

Speaker 6 (33:26):
Ah.

Speaker 1 (33:27):
Yes, for he who hath no end proms well here recording.

Speaker 5 (33:31):
Oh, according to ai Ai Jesus, because it is impossible
for God to lie, his promise and oath provide strong
encouragement for believers to hold fast to hope.

Speaker 1 (33:44):
It see this is this can all be solved with
just with that sample of track. But you know ya,
you'll want to quote the Bible. All right, do whatever
you gotta do, all right, Moving on down the table
one slot and also five points away, even though they
do have a game in hand. Is leads leeds Mill

(34:06):
City one semeno again. Bro, they fuck if they didn't
sign him, I feel like, because they'd be looking a
lot different. He is, he fits, he's just he just
right on in.

Speaker 2 (34:19):
Doku's not scoring.

Speaker 4 (34:20):
That guy he looks, yeah, he did. Look is the
guy you know when you go out of a group
of your mates and you bring a new guy and
who you've met, and you're like, I think they're going
to go on with him, and a lot of the
time your old mates don't like the new guy.

Speaker 2 (34:35):
This guy is coming. He's called John and our soul.

Speaker 4 (34:38):
He's said Mike, Mike's got crape and he's he's called
that guy.

Speaker 1 (34:43):
Cheap, and he said Darren's mom is a fox. You're like,
what's his name? Againe? That's Antoine?

Speaker 2 (34:54):
Any time, mate, you could swe they.

Speaker 1 (34:56):
Stuck on him.

Speaker 5 (34:56):
Twe okay, twan, Jeremy's been Jeremy's been boys with these
guys for years years.

Speaker 2 (35:04):
Never I knew Darren's mom was hot. I was afraid
to say.

Speaker 1 (35:07):
I didn't want to say that shit because y'all got
mad at me when I said risk, when I said
Luke's little cousin was hot. But we were we were
teenagers now when we was kids too, and y'all trying
to say I was being weird. I was fourteen, bro,
what the fuck? Yeah she was in eighth grade, but
I was in ninth grade. Bro, that's I don't know, Bro,
I leave that alone.

Speaker 8 (35:26):
Dog.

Speaker 4 (35:27):
While you will always be Jeremy and he's swam, you'll
never be emery, yeah, Jeremy, you'll never be.

Speaker 1 (35:38):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, there's definitely Like I remember a
version of this too where there was like a new
kid who like was just like cracking jokes, but like
they were actually funny, and everyone was like, bro, I'll
be cracking jokes like that too, And like I don't
get it, and everyone's like, b he's actually funny. That's
the problem. That's what you don't get. That's you're in
denial about this motherfucker funny. So, yeah, it's gonna hit

(35:59):
a little bit different. Twan he is just looking so
lively again, City, I get to this is where as
a City supporter, you're probably like, fuck, bro, can we
score in the second half?

Speaker 2 (36:11):
Are we the only show mentioning this?

Speaker 1 (36:14):
No, certainly not.

Speaker 2 (36:16):
Who's talking about this?

Speaker 1 (36:17):
I don't know other shows. I don't listen to lesser shows, right,
but they might be saying that and they might not be.
But yeah, no I did there. That is a very
odd so talking about Yeah, yea to what you're talking about? Yeah,
what they're talk about? John Felipe Mateta, what happened to
the meat man?

Speaker 2 (36:33):
Where'd he go?

Speaker 1 (36:34):
They don't want to talk about it? I ask them,
Ask the owners of their network. What's going on? We're mandated? Okay,
this is a man.

Speaker 4 (36:43):
Date and if you just sort of break up man
and day, we're actually dating men with men.

Speaker 1 (36:50):
We're dating men. Hallelujah, we're dating men. Hey, hey, okay, yeah,
how do you I mean, what what's obviously we were
in a familiar situation, city breathing down our necks at
the buffet, and we're like, mat the fuck off of
me really quick? H do we seeing this?

Speaker 2 (37:12):
Does it?

Speaker 1 (37:14):
When I see the results, I'm like, okay, I think
one version is like man, they're struggling. And also, again
we knew this playing at Ellen Road away is not
an easy match with this like Leads. So it's like
a thing that you're like, that's this isn't going to
be a stalk Leads.

Speaker 4 (37:29):
Leads haven't won at night time at home for like
fifteen games or something crazy, like when they play in
the evening.

Speaker 2 (37:37):
Yeah, well yeah there's something about the night. Yeah, the dark.
They're like Batman or something. They come out in the
shadows or something.

Speaker 1 (37:45):
What's going on in Leads? Yeah, the freaks come out
at night. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (37:48):
So it's a good result.

Speaker 4 (37:49):
But I mean exactly, both games on paper were hard
for Arsenal and Chelsea, and it turned out they were
hard games and they both got the business done. But yeah,
it's funny because obviously I'm watching SIT and I was like,
they're just gonna just never. But if you're a City fan,
you might be like a lot of arsenal fans. Yester,
You're like, w how are we making this so hard?
But yeah, but it's just the results, mate, That's Everything's

(38:10):
the amount of times you hear now, so running all
of as and results, it does matter a bit playing well.

Speaker 2 (38:15):
You do have to play well to win, obviously.

Speaker 5 (38:17):
Now they always well you know what it was, Leeds
chance was in the first twenty minutes, right, yeah, yeah,
they got You got to capitalized when.

Speaker 2 (38:25):
You have to, and if they do, you know we're
looking at a draw.

Speaker 1 (38:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (38:29):
I still don't think Leeds win. I still think it
would the city would come back and score. But I
mean Brendan Aaronson and Coyward Lewin, they both need to
be deported. Get him out of here.

Speaker 2 (38:41):
They blew that. Bro. Can they can y'all bring Brickfay
back and somewhere else?

Speaker 6 (38:47):
Man?

Speaker 1 (38:47):
Yeah? Aaronson, God, mister hustle he had was hustling, bro,
he had a chance. Early on, I was like, and
for a moment I started love it team. I'm like,
are we about to see it?

Speaker 2 (38:59):
I got up out of my chair and I never
have said this. I said, do it for America? Bringing Wow?

Speaker 1 (39:06):
I said that, Yeah, I know you're fucked up.

Speaker 2 (39:10):
Why then he missed it and I was like, Jamel, you.

Speaker 1 (39:12):
You idiot, what the fuck are you talking? Don't evokes
at common country's name.

Speaker 2 (39:16):
Hey, I'm looking at you. Say this?

Speaker 1 (39:17):
Yeah, what's they do with Holland? Right? Because it was
a little murky, like he's hurt. We don't know the
extent of the injury. The latest thing I heard was like,
there's no timetable, I don't think. But also it's not serious,
is what I'm hearing.

Speaker 2 (39:35):
On new pranks he's about to be at Manchester. Oh
ship do you think?

Speaker 1 (39:40):
Like yeah, it's like when Phil Jackson let Dennis Robin
go to Vegas during the finals, when he's like, hey, bro,
if you need to get your mind right and go
to Vegas, like do you the PEPs? Like look, if
you need to get a few prank videos off to
start scoring some fucking goals, then go.

Speaker 2 (39:56):
If you needed.

Speaker 4 (39:56):
He's dressed up as a mummy, like he's just He's like,
I'm everywhere. I mean, guess for the injury. Is I've
covered everything? Yeah, I think that's it. Every chant is
YouTube channel. What's the night's video?

Speaker 1 (40:09):
He did?

Speaker 2 (40:09):
Choice?

Speaker 9 (40:10):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (40:10):
He damn that's crazy. This motherfucker posted a new video
yesternay with ks I Holand's football Downlet you're out here posting.

Speaker 5 (40:23):
Tent fam They said, ks I got hurt him more
for arsenals.

Speaker 2 (40:29):
I liked.

Speaker 1 (40:29):
Okay, okay, okay, Look, I'll take that. You can if
the one of the most annoying YouTubers of all time
has to do it for the fucking for the club,
the go ahead.

Speaker 2 (40:38):
That's what it takes.

Speaker 1 (40:38):
Go ahead and do it.

Speaker 2 (40:39):
Yeah, rather you do that than pretend to box.

Speaker 1 (40:41):
Yeah, let's see, let's see. I don't ye.

Speaker 10 (40:44):
He was.

Speaker 1 (40:45):
These we get on this podcast guys on nearly Yeah,
man like one step behind, just get you, just keep
your head down, You'll get there. You'll get there. They
asked him right after the match about Holland's injury. Said,
I don't have an answer right now. He's not ready
for today. But we have four days before notting for
us and after three days so I pick up at
Newcastle eight pm. Okay, So I like.

Speaker 4 (41:06):
I like how Pep as the season climaxes, has become
more of a baddie in your voice of yeah, he's
been worn down by the divorce.

Speaker 1 (41:14):
It's the device still I'm I'm not gonna lie. I'm
still kind of always looking for a new pep wordy
on the devorce stories because it there's something, there's an
insight there that I feel is very interesting.

Speaker 2 (41:27):
He must be, I mean, bless the guy.

Speaker 4 (41:29):
What a great one of the best coaches of all time,
if not the best, I mean based on how he
coaches the game.

Speaker 2 (41:35):
Foot one precises must be must be tricky to be
married to. I mean just just round the house.

Speaker 1 (41:40):
Oh yeah, right?

Speaker 2 (41:41):
Why is why is the fork there? It's not the position.

Speaker 1 (41:45):
He's such a slob, right, and everything's all fucked up,
and it's like, what's wrong with you?

Speaker 10 (41:49):
Bro?

Speaker 1 (41:49):
You care about this positional play on the pitch and
you say don't stay and don't get out of your
zone unless the ball's over here, and you don't know
how to wipe your own ass? Why is there? Why
is there piss all over the toy of the sea,
And why can't you flush the fucking toilet after you
take a ship?

Speaker 2 (42:03):
Pep are you?

Speaker 4 (42:04):
Then he uses, I'm revolutionizing using the toilets. If you
don't waste, if you leave a shit, then exactly you
live a shits in the toilets. Then yeah, then that
means that somebody else won't use the toilet, so then
the toilet is all us and then you get used.

Speaker 2 (42:19):
Keep possession toilets.

Speaker 1 (42:21):
Yeah, Or or he's just like that ship's gross.

Speaker 2 (42:24):
I don't touch it.

Speaker 1 (42:25):
It's just like it's that simple. He's just like I think,
sh it's gross.

Speaker 5 (42:29):
You're like, what, I think the key is the divorce.
I think we need to give a word to his wife. Yeah,
maybe start suggesting that they need to spend more time together.
Maybe convince her a dance class is a good idea.
We just need to get We need to get Pep
off the training ground.

Speaker 1 (42:47):
Oh shit, we got a new article, okay from oh wait,
it says a week ago, but but it was from
seven months ago. There's one says, could Pep Cordiola's imminent
divorce hurt manies crazy? This those slacis Yeah yeah, yeah, sure,
sure s I mean they've they've been together thirty years.
Like we said, it ain't easy, man.

Speaker 5 (43:07):
But you know what, Ryan Shurkey, when I think about this,
I feel like he is the divorce buster. Like he's
the one like pet listen, we're smoking a pack of SIGs. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
and we're getting up on these holes.

Speaker 2 (43:19):
Bro, you're not.

Speaker 5 (43:20):
I'm actually not gonna let you not drowning pussy. That's
what Brian Schurkey does.

Speaker 1 (43:27):
That's how That's how I'm gonna elevate you. You know
what I mean. Fun thing. I also learned Kusanov born
on a leap here February February twenty ninth, two thousand
and four to that filling like seven year olds like
five years old. Yeah, Forron Torres also born on a
leap yer. So just saying, I don't know what I'm saying,

(43:50):
but it reminds me of that show step I don't
know if you remember that show step by Step on
TGIF back in the nineties. There was one of the
side characters, Cody Okay, who was the cousin that lived
with them. He was I believe his character was born
on a leap ear and there was a joke I
thought was so fun. He was like, I'm only five
years old, and I was like, oh, that's crazy. It's
a motfucker in his twenties. Man, he said he's five

(44:13):
that whoever wrote that joke, it will stay with me forever.
And you're probably some white guy who was a divorce
a with a great gig rightingroun TGI.

Speaker 2 (44:23):
Anything else you wishful?

Speaker 1 (44:25):
Like you?

Speaker 2 (44:27):
He was like that guy.

Speaker 1 (44:28):
Well, I feel like so much of the fucking movies
like we grew up on were just like written by
like miserable dudes, giving us a complete wrong idea of
how anything worked. They're like in my fantasy world, I'm
a gross dude in the hottest chicks are like, hey,
I think there's something interesting about you. No, No, you're
getting a divorce. Okay, go to therapy. Stop making making
up a fucking alternate reality that's going to ruin my life.

(44:51):
Anything else?

Speaker 2 (44:52):
What are we?

Speaker 1 (44:53):
Just overall thoughts on the title race given these results,
the bookies obviously they want you to Yeah, of course,
of course.

Speaker 4 (45:01):
I mean, yeah, it's like, but I actually think this
This game coming up on Wednesday, Arsenal away Brighton, who
had been terrible until I think two games ago and
then have got some results. That's always a bit of
a pain in the butt that game for Arsenal. Rest
Rice might be injured, and Zuper Mendy has been getting

(45:23):
a few pelters online, but I don't necessarily subscribe to that.
I feel like it's it's above my pay grade with
what I think Arteta's trying to make him do some
different things to what people think. That's stuff game. And
then City are playing Forrest at home. That seems like
a three nil a halftime game. That one, yeah, yeah,
that yeah, you don't have describe the second half of

(45:43):
that one or do they win. If Arsenal win on Wednesday,
then I'll be like, Okay, I think it's it's it's
moving the right way the city city of the trip.
Do you know Everton, I like have the second best
away record to our Arsenal in the league. Oh really,
they're like the weirdest team Everton. Everything else in there

(46:06):
either absolutely crap wraps or like pull out a result.

Speaker 2 (46:08):
And obviously we can talk about how they beat Newcastle.

Speaker 1 (46:10):
Three too, but.

Speaker 2 (46:13):
More and Berrie, yeah, Barry and the number one Berry
in the league was ever got better?

Speaker 4 (46:19):
And Barry who like so many chances yet still school goals.
But they're they're very set up to play away, right,
they're a countertacking team.

Speaker 2 (46:26):
But anyway, so because I was like, that'll be an
easy win for Arsenal, but there's no easy wins.

Speaker 4 (46:31):
But City with the Real Madrid draw and the Arsenal
they have a harder bunch.

Speaker 2 (46:37):
Of fixtures with that Chelsea game away, so I would
be very I'd be surprised if City don't drop some
points in that in that sort of run of games.
But let's hope.

Speaker 4 (46:49):
Last year Arsenal away at Brighton, a penalty was given
something that I've never seen before since where Saliba headed
the man's head a little bit after heading the ball.

Speaker 1 (46:58):
Right right right anyway.

Speaker 4 (47:00):
That's why I think I think if Arsenal beat Brighton,
then I'll be like, I think Arsenal.

Speaker 2 (47:06):
Looking likely.

Speaker 5 (47:07):
But the it's the mental, mental side of it. We'll
see and it's like we get a nice little break,
we get Man's Field after that. Yeah, we get a
couple of We get at least a week to trill
after that. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (47:20):
Did you see the buyer level cruising a social media.

Speaker 4 (47:24):
Just to cut off guys. If you break up Man's Field,
you've got in this field.

Speaker 1 (47:30):
Field field, you're going that way? Yeah, go on, what's
a field?

Speaker 2 (47:35):
Yeah, I'm sort of I'm Swedish field. I'm fielding men ah.

Speaker 1 (47:41):
Man chest hair unite. Okay, okay, what we need to
do is tie our chest hairs together in a union
braid before exactly rip it out together and then we
will have the power bond. Exactly do they do?

Speaker 2 (47:58):
They have they playing?

Speaker 1 (48:00):
Yep, they play them, Oh the same week we play City. Okay, interesting,
you'll have a good time, won't you. Liam. All right,
let's take a quick break and when we come back,
we'll look a little bit lower down the tato after
this and we're back. Uh, we gotta get to it.

(48:26):
I mean, look, we could we could talk about the
race for the European spots, or we could also enjoy
the smiting of our enemies. Tongue hot spur Fulham too,
Spurs one, oh boy Fulham. They got a fucking great
Harry Wilson goal like karate kick roundhouse beautiful. Then Alex

(48:50):
Awobe again Harry Wilson.

Speaker 5 (48:52):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (48:55):
Awobe with a beautiful just inside of the foot like
fuck you knuckle was crazy. And then Charlettson again got
to be the goat of inconsequential goals. He did it again, boys,
He's done it again. Yeah, a lot of the talk
now Spurs they're they're not fully there, but they are
only four points off west Ham and Force is only

(49:19):
two points off of them. And again, we haven't seen
these motherfuckers win this entire calendar year so far.

Speaker 2 (49:26):
So that's a bit of a manager than your manager.
Assessed the performance.

Speaker 1 (49:29):
Oh boy, if you want to hear the words of
Egor or tutor h he said, I cannot tell you
anything new. We need to find the forces inside each
of us. I said to the players, it's always what
you're going to do, what you want to do with yourself,
you know, more personality, more wish to do before reacting.

(49:50):
Plenty of things we are lacking when we attack. We
lack the quality to score the goal. We are lacking
in the middle to run, and we are lacking behind
to stay there to suffer and not to concede the goal.
So an amazing situation. Amazing. He also went on to say,
it's not like people asked about like, oh you want
you want the little four to four to two. That's
the interest. He goes, It's not about systems at the moment,

(50:12):
he said, the players were lacking brain. There right before us,
they predict and we were always laid on everything. That's
the problem they're lacking brain. Is this guy making excuses
like two games into the gig, already because a lot
of it was like he's going to figure it out,
and I bet I. And this seems to happen to

(50:32):
a lot of manners like oh yeah, let me see it. Yeah,
I can tighten these people up. And then they get
there and like what the fuck is wrong about everybody
in here?

Speaker 4 (50:39):
There is Oh, there's a whole of a room with
shit everywhere. You take a job on it. You're like, oh,
you wanted me to clean out that room. I thought
this was the whole. No, actually, no, that room leads
to a whole of a bunch of rooms. You got
to clean out this whole mansion of all of this crap.
This old lady left, Yeah, she left. There's fucking tens
from the fifties.

Speaker 2 (50:57):
There's a whole. And there's animals in those tins too.

Speaker 4 (51:02):
They say that the food lost forever, and the tins
they say that food loss for reverend tends to be
all right. There's rats in the tins. They've got through
the mouth. They've got some psycho rats in the tent.

Speaker 2 (51:11):
They smarter, You understand, they died in there.

Speaker 1 (51:15):
They died in there. Yeah, I mean a lot everything
even too before he was like I don't know what
to say. He's like, everything just feels like some version
of like like a municipal bus driver where the people
acting way too or like a school bus driver and
the kids are just too fucking wild. And he's like, bron,
He's like, I quit. I quit on the bus route.
I fucking parked the car, I took the keys, I

(51:38):
left it open, nobody's gonna trapped in it. I just
fucking went home. I can't handle these fucking badass kids.
One kid he threw a beer bottle at my head
while I was driving. That's when I was like, that's enough,
And yeah, I know, I'm sober, you know, you know,
don't this up for me?

Speaker 2 (51:53):
I'm I downed it right that I and I just
walked into the oncoming traffic.

Speaker 1 (52:02):
And I don't know what to say. I don't know
what to say, but yeah, it's it's definitely like you
hear from their own fans, like there there's truly a
debate be like is relegation good for Tottenham because their
concern is, oh, we're not gonna learn anything. I mean, like,
I don't know. If I don't know how you recover
from the lesson, you're gonna learn from relegation. That's such

(52:24):
a financial blow. Like I've already read like all these
think pieces on how devastating it's going to be for
Liverpool to miss out on Champions League, like in terms
of like their budgets and things like that. So for
you for Tottenham to go from Premier League TV money
to fucking none, woo. I don't know who the fuck's
gonna stay.

Speaker 5 (52:43):
If Paramount is buying the Championship coverage, hey man, yeah right,
Tottenham might get some of that presidential money, you know
what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (52:51):
They might be they might get some super pack cash.

Speaker 1 (52:54):
Yeah, maybe maybe. I mean, it's it's the same thing
we were going through. It's like you the lesson should
have been learned when you had Ang and he was like,
spend some fucking money because that's that's really the only
way out of this is you have to level up
the talent and you can't just I get like getting
Rays Charleston when he was kind of popping at Everton,
felt like, Okay, we're we're doing We're making some moves.

(53:16):
But I think like it was Ange or somebody on
the overlap a few weeks I was like they've never
signed anyone. We go, oh shit, you guys got that player,
as it probably would have been that guy that would
have been like, oh, I mean to a certain extent
because like obviously he's like a great player, but like
to feel like if really, like, you know, nicking a player.

Speaker 5 (53:36):
Before, they would have ruined him. Can you imagine as
a in a Tottenham shirt now.

Speaker 4 (53:41):
It look he would have turned around and screwed three
on goes in the game Oh yeah, and the and
the no zombie.

Speaker 2 (53:48):
He would just turn around and kicks.

Speaker 1 (53:50):
Or yeah, he just he'll just pull up like he
pulled his hand me and then be like, sorry, man,
give me off the fuck I can't even give me.

Speaker 4 (53:56):
And the slankeys go so throat and I am, yeah,
I've I've got up bit of whiplash from my drive.
I've got tight I've got a tight shoulder. Did you
see I put a link in in the dock guys?
But the official Premier League account had to apologize because

(54:16):
they put a comp up of Vicario's terrible distribution, and
at first I was like, that's funny. Then actually that's
just like I thought of the human element of Vicario,
like Tottenham have we're talking about it a few times.
They've got me feeling sorry for that's how bad they are.
I'm not even like doing a bit. I feel this
poor guy is a professional goalkeeper and he's got the

(54:39):
Premier League official Twitter accounting his.

Speaker 2 (54:43):
Distribution.

Speaker 4 (54:44):
That's like mentally going to I would just never turn
up again and play if someone's a wow official account,
because what was it was like he meant to do that?

Speaker 1 (54:54):
What was like?

Speaker 2 (54:55):
What? What was like? The Texan smashed it out? I
think he smashed that was it his free kick?

Speaker 4 (54:59):
He smashed all the way out straight for okick like
miles out for a go kick the other end, and
they were like.

Speaker 1 (55:05):
Men that oh I said, just how the play was
drawn up.

Speaker 5 (55:11):
And so they feel like this every time they step
out there, like they're dumbest shit and weakest shit.

Speaker 2 (55:16):
And I don't know if you saw this.

Speaker 5 (55:18):
Chris uh Igor tried to like get in everybody's face
in the warm up and it fired miserably. Like he
tried to like rally everybody up, like you know, they're
all just like getting into their usual routines, and he's like,
you gotta fucking have some fucking heart, man, quit I
look like bitches out here right now. You know, it's
just like he's fired up and everybody's looking at him

(55:40):
like I'd rather kill you than try hard.

Speaker 4 (55:45):
Right, That's so funny. He's the guy at the end
the work sort of team bonding improv group. He's like,
all right, guys, just yes and that's yes and it
and everyone's like, dude, I just I'm just I'm glad
on my desk.

Speaker 1 (55:56):
No, no, and shut the fuck up.

Speaker 5 (56:01):
That was straight up how everybody responded. But then, how
do you explain the second half where Toddenham realizes that
they look like shit and then they try to rally
the classic Charlson wants to play in the darkest hour?

Speaker 1 (56:17):
What is that?

Speaker 5 (56:18):
Well?

Speaker 1 (56:18):
I think it's all because you know, it's like whenever
there's no pressure, then they're like, all right, like no
one's expecting us to win now.

Speaker 2 (56:26):
So yeah, maybe that's exactly like and that should have
been threeing it up.

Speaker 10 (56:30):
Man.

Speaker 1 (56:30):
I am smith ro you know he was bro. I
wanted you and Alex and well, you guys were having
so much fun fucking with Ryan Sion and the fucking
team coach about the Lord Thorndon Darby a wobe he
was like, bro, I'm getting mine. He's like, I'm having that.
We're playing taught him this week. Oh yes, I feel
the red and white kit on me now. And then

(56:50):
that one on one with Emil Smith throw a pardon
me was like, and that's why you playing over there.
I hate to say that to you, boy.

Speaker 2 (56:56):
And I loved you. I got you.

Speaker 1 (56:57):
I used to have your shirt. I used to have
your shirt. It was you and Sokka dragging us through.
I was so ready for you to be that guy.
But it was one of those moments where like that
was like that was a painful sort of like hail
end exit where you're like, I really wanted you to
be the guy, but it's just not going to work out. Yeah.
I think Magic Johnson says this thing about like talking

(57:19):
with like all the time when he was be like
on his way to success. People always want to do
business with him and stuff like that, and he goes, yeah,
you know, like and but now that he's like this
fucking wealthy dude and he doesn't have the time of
day for people, They're like, what's going on?

Speaker 2 (57:32):
You should be a nice guy.

Speaker 1 (57:33):
He's like, that's the thing. He's like, when I was
down here, I could do deals that were down here,
but when I'm up here, they got the deals got
to be up here, and I'm down here.

Speaker 5 (57:43):
Is also underwater at the Playboy Grotto. That's when he says, down.

Speaker 1 (57:47):
Here, yeah, cheating on cookie, yes, oh boy, yes, but yeah,
it's it's sad to see them go.

Speaker 2 (57:55):
Sad to see him go sad to see timing them go. Dude,
they're fucking cooked.

Speaker 4 (57:58):
They're the worst seem in the lead to see it,
I mean, and also happy since touring tottering him stay.

Speaker 2 (58:02):
In to you too, right and to you too first,
like real one. I got like an outfit for this one, so.

Speaker 4 (58:10):
I've never done one when you know the hating is
still on and it's we're wearing gloves outside this out
how early in the year it is, this is I've
still got my Christmas decorations up guys.

Speaker 1 (58:20):
Yeah, yeah, I think this was the This was our
earliest one. It's the earliest one prior to that March ninth,
that was in two thousand and eight. Let's not talk
about that season. Let's not talk about that season.

Speaker 4 (58:34):
Let's not talk and we should talk about so Tottenham
obviously are in trouble and then west Ham is still
in trouble and everybody lost except for Wolves.

Speaker 2 (58:44):
Yeah, but there it's too far gone.

Speaker 1 (58:45):
Yeah, they went from ten points to thirteen. It's so good.

Speaker 4 (58:49):
Hey good, They're not going to have the record lowest
Premier League points and fair enough.

Speaker 2 (58:53):
I like Rob Edwards, handsome man. Handsome man got there,
and they've been playing a.

Speaker 4 (58:57):
Lot better Wolves, and that's not just because they drew
against Arsenal, but I think he has got them playing better,
solves their best mm hmm.

Speaker 1 (59:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (59:05):
No, and they also may do Miamori not shake his hand,
which is yeah, yeah, the worst loser in the game
does not doesn't do a handshake, and then gives a
passive aggressive post match commentary.

Speaker 1 (59:17):
Yeah. But speaking of west Ham, they they let four
in or five in five to two against Liverpool. Uh
you know the speaking of set pieces.

Speaker 2 (59:30):
The set piece kids. Oh yeah, they're killing the game,
Liverpool game.

Speaker 1 (59:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (59:37):
Therefore nobody said that. Everybody was like, oh man, Liverpool,
have they figured it out?

Speaker 1 (59:43):
Did you?

Speaker 4 (59:43):
Did you hear n a slot today We're recording very
late on a Monday in the UK. He was basically
about how he doesn't like watching Premier League games like
they've they've the joy has been taken out of them.
He's almost like saying that I put it in the group.
He basically was saying, oh, yeah, here it is. He's
sort of indirectly going like, oh, we've got to get
the good set pieces.

Speaker 2 (01:00:01):
But it's like it's crap.

Speaker 4 (01:00:02):
He's almost like he's almost kind of going like, we're
not gonna win the league this hit, and I don't
care because it's this is sex.

Speaker 1 (01:00:10):
This is such like loser. There's such a loser fucking
way to talk about the sport. I'm sorry like to
be like, man, the game's just fucked up, and like
I don't like it anymore. It's all about set piece.
It's like, first of all that this is the hardest
fucking league on Earth, verifiably, like there's no debate about that,
and teams set up to fucking frustrate the just to

(01:00:31):
get out of there with fucking something. And I remember
when people were obviously calling us haram Ball FC, like
in the early days of our TETA, because he was like, Bro,
we have to fucking defend with all of our lives
so we can get the fuck out of here with something.
And I totally get that mentality of like, dude, you
can't just be like, let's just get these fucking like
bare knuckle alley fights and see what happens. You have

(01:00:53):
to be a little intentional because just because you got
a couple of licks in and you walk out with
zero points, that doesn't mean shit, Like you need to
walk out of there with something. And so yeah, like
the thing to just sort of like lay it at
the feet of like it's all set pieces. I think
it's just so it's like just reductive and it's I
don't know, you you reveal kind of like a bias

(01:01:14):
when it did you sort of reducing everything down to
it's just all set pieces.

Speaker 2 (01:01:18):
Now.

Speaker 5 (01:01:19):
Also, come on, dude, just watch some film. Why you
gotta hate on you don't watch film?

Speaker 1 (01:01:25):
Like Yeah, Also, I'm sorry, how many set pieces you score? Arnie?

Speaker 8 (01:01:29):
Hi?

Speaker 2 (01:01:30):
Yeah? How many score? How many? How many well worked
goals lost? CDD school that weren't just most souna just
doing everything on his own.

Speaker 1 (01:01:37):
Yeah, it is what it is, you know what I mean?
Like I think to say that is I would be like, ah,
maybe be like yeah, yeah, because I like the managers
who are like when they try and get people going
like to be like would you do? I mean they're
just scoring a lot of set pieces, and even like
Liam Rassinier is like yeah, I mean like you gotta
fucking score goals, you know, like it it is what
it is.

Speaker 2 (01:01:57):
That's just re element of the game.

Speaker 1 (01:01:58):
You've got, ye like you have, That's what it is.
That's the stage we're at with how competitive this league is.
Like they're like you're gonna have throwing coaches. Everyone have
a throw in coach next season probably and.

Speaker 4 (01:02:09):
Everyone's talking about how you know again like again to
this Arsenal base, but like they're terrible, so bad, it's
the worst Premier League if they went over the worst
premierge chap. It's like, well when you look at the
Champions League, guys, is the top of the champ No
one in Europe is saying that.

Speaker 2 (01:02:25):
Yeah, but as we said, we will know why. We
all know why. But Liverpool in this game. Yeah, a
lot of Virgil set piece at k with his hair.
What was his hair? He said he did like last
time Jamel he looked like a well he was doing
like he's got the bleach, like yeah, he's he got
the braids again.

Speaker 7 (01:02:42):
He's at braids. Now, yeah, he had braids back to
the braids. Yeah, oh, justin conjuring justin Timberlake. Interesting, yeah,
with an interesting choice.

Speaker 2 (01:02:53):
With the bleach.

Speaker 1 (01:02:53):
It was given ramenhead justin Timberlake, early in sync. We
all remember the iconic Romen hair that Timberlake cad with
that perm back in the day.

Speaker 4 (01:03:02):
By the way, just on EKK, I bought my son
a football magazine in uh testcos out here five pounds
quite a lot, but had two packets of football cards
or Panini stickers as they were called when I was
a kid.

Speaker 2 (01:03:14):
Now, I think they will call it trading cards.

Speaker 4 (01:03:16):
You know how last time we said Max Dowin's card,
he's about twelve minutes in Pro League fifty grand my
friend who's an expert, I sent her a photo. It
was a shiny echitk one and it said like just
just like the Mega Trick card. And I was like,
how much is this and she said someone between one
and four dollars And I was like, all right, put

(01:03:38):
a straight in a bitin, all.

Speaker 1 (01:03:39):
Right, all right, let me just fold that up. But yeah, anyway, yeah,
I think west Ham they got Fulham next. I don't
know about that.

Speaker 5 (01:03:48):
The bottom's getting tight. It's more interesting than whatever the
fuck is going on from them Champion League spots. I mean,
Villa kind of made the top four race kind of
lame because it's goingind of like yeah, yeah there Villas burned.
Chelsea can't keep the leather guys on the field, So
what the fuck's like? Yeah, because four starting to get solidified.

Speaker 2 (01:04:11):
Yeah, yeah, I.

Speaker 1 (01:04:12):
Think it'll look kind of like the old days what
the top four looked like, you know about these like
abomination clubs in there, like tat just on the table
at all.

Speaker 5 (01:04:21):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:04:21):
So there we are with west Ham and the Liverpool. Uh,
just fun for the Neutrals. I gotta say, oh do
we we want to talk about United and Crystal Palace.

Speaker 4 (01:04:30):
The penalty instant was a weird one, wasn't it. Obviously
it was so yeah, look what Lacroix and then he
got done for dogs quite harsh that Yeah, they gave that.
It's hard when someone's through. And then he got sent
off and then one and then I guess and then
Shashgo did score just just a phenomenal header, what a

(01:04:52):
bullet header, and he's he looks good now.

Speaker 2 (01:04:55):
Uh but yeah, you know, I didn't play great.

Speaker 4 (01:04:57):
I feel like if it stayed, I mean, every game
was two one on the weekend, wasn't it On Sunday
every single game was to one.

Speaker 2 (01:05:03):
But if they'd stayed at eleven Palace.

Speaker 4 (01:05:05):
I was watching them and they're they're bossing United here
and then once Ago down to ten minute Old Trafford.

Speaker 2 (01:05:11):
It's kind of yeah, are going to go one way.

Speaker 4 (01:05:13):
But I think United, unless something happens now, I think
they're gonna be I mean it's not locked in right,
but I think they're going to be fine because.

Speaker 2 (01:05:22):
Chelsea look a bit too. Chelsea is six points off
Villa and United unstable, you know what I'm saying, might
be okay.

Speaker 1 (01:05:32):
They've got Newcastle like you. The next few matches Newcastle away,
Villa at home, Bournemouth away, leads at home, Chelsea away,
you know they that's some topic will happened, That could happen.

Speaker 4 (01:05:44):
But he's had a nice he'd beat Arsenal obviously on
his was his city in game or something City and Arsenal.
So he's one good game home Villa will be a
good one actually, because I think Villa are We'll see,
we'll see if they like and.

Speaker 1 (01:05:58):
That look that looks what penalty though, watching like the
replay of it, if like he that motherfucker was edging
for with a penalty. Like the way he had his
hand on Coonia's shoulder, he knew he was fucking fouling him, right,
you know, He's.

Speaker 2 (01:06:11):
Like, I'm pulling this.

Speaker 1 (01:06:12):
I'm fucking pulling this motherfucker, and he's like, I gotta
do it, just before he realizes it's obvious I'm pulling
him and he goes down. Because that was like the thing.
It was funny to watch his hand he like pulled
it off like a just as Coony was like, now
I'm going down and your hands on me, like it's
going down, and he was like.

Speaker 2 (01:06:29):
Oh shit.

Speaker 1 (01:06:30):
Like the way he kept was so funny to me
that because he knew he was like not too much
now and then like now it's dog. So it's all
fucking hate hearing dogs. So whenever you like hear the
var think oh yeah, this dog, so that of obvious
goal scoring opportunity, just just say it's ascending off. He
keeps saying dogs, so fucking dog. So um yeah, all right,

(01:06:55):
uh anything else before we move on to some random.

Speaker 4 (01:06:59):
Bits, I just want to talk about the say from
Jordan Pickford mm everson. Firstly, again, a lot of funny,
a lot of good instances. Everton were bossing Newcastle.

Speaker 1 (01:07:10):
It was Everton then Newcastle. They was just going back
and forth, Everton, Newcastle, Everton, Newcastle, Everton. So it's just
an immediate response to every goal, which was kind of
dope to see because I feel like when Beto scored
it was like that thing in the broadcast where they
were still showing the replay of the Jacob Ramsey goal
and by the time they cut away like it was
mere seconds before, Beto just bashed it right back in

(01:07:32):
after the.

Speaker 2 (01:07:33):
Ball got fumbled.

Speaker 10 (01:07:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:07:35):
And then the Barry goal was funny because he was
kind of being fouled and it went in off his
ass literally.

Speaker 1 (01:07:41):
First. Yeah, he fucking bumbled into that ship and I'm like,
dream goal for me.

Speaker 4 (01:07:46):
Did you see the chance where he just ran from
halfway line one on one with the goalie and then
hit the bar.

Speaker 1 (01:07:50):
Oh yeah yeah yeah that was better.

Speaker 2 (01:07:52):
It was better, right, yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:07:53):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that was fucking wild. I
was like, yeah, I remember seeing the highlights but not
knowing who was actually scarm like this has to oh no, Okay,
I guess it's not a goal.

Speaker 4 (01:08:04):
But then the the safe from Pickford though, was justabody.
The save coupled by the immediate bicep, the the Hulk
Hogan double bicep, that.

Speaker 2 (01:08:15):
Was all adrenaline.

Speaker 1 (01:08:17):
Oh yeah, he has so hard he immediately flexes up Vommals.
I'm like, what's the ratio of Spaniards on this team?
Because someone I swear he turned Spanish? What was that
line up there? I just like though that vommals has
just basically become the universal, Like it's like the you know,
like Americans, I'll say, let's go in footy. I feel

(01:08:38):
like everyone's just like, yeah, all right. Because I'm like Everton,
I'm like, what, who's like, who's on that team that
he got? You talking like that all the time. I
don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:08:49):
Sure he's popped into his local tap ass restaurant in
Sunderland where he's from, right, and he's, uh, he just
got uh I'll have some patatas, bravas, some calamari, because.

Speaker 1 (01:09:04):
Like, all right, there's not a single Spaniard in that
starting eleven or Spanish speaker.

Speaker 2 (01:09:12):
In my head, everything's never had a Spanish player. Yeah,
that's true, because Jim, Sir Jim Radcliffe is there.

Speaker 4 (01:09:22):
He's going, this is the problem with immigration.

Speaker 2 (01:09:26):
Yeah, people from Sundland saying vamos.

Speaker 1 (01:09:28):
You know this is speak English, this is England that.

Speaker 2 (01:09:37):
Yeah. Yeah, he's saying it in French for Monica.

Speaker 1 (01:09:46):
Yeah, I mean, I guess we.

Speaker 2 (01:09:52):
Shouting not understand the iron of it.

Speaker 1 (01:09:54):
Yeah, wor's yeah bettos from Guinea. I'm like, okay, I
get it.

Speaker 2 (01:10:00):
It's tennis. He might just he might be a tennis guy.

Speaker 1 (01:10:03):
You know who. I like his illment and ji, I
like the Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:10:08):
Yeah, he's a great place.

Speaker 1 (01:10:09):
I would I would like I would like to sign him.

Speaker 2 (01:10:12):
I would like to sign him.

Speaker 5 (01:10:13):
I would also watch him host one of those like
pop the balloon type things. I could see him being
like a great influencer. I don't know why that my
mind went to that he's.

Speaker 1 (01:10:22):
Coming, that he's coming in, or he's one of the
balloon holders.

Speaker 2 (01:10:26):
He might he could be a balloon holder, he could
be a host. I could see him.

Speaker 1 (01:10:30):
Doing it all. I could just see him popping off.

Speaker 2 (01:10:32):
I don't want him to be I'm strung. You don't
know him to just con't find himself into one box.

Speaker 1 (01:10:36):
Yeah, a premier yeah, yeah, yeah, sounds like he's auditioning
to be in Gay's manager right now is like, bro,
I got a whole vision for you, man, like you could.

Speaker 8 (01:10:44):
Be under Man. We could bring back Van Wilder. Yeah, yeah,
starring him. You could be a new Van Wilder.

Speaker 2 (01:10:58):
You could be you could be.

Speaker 4 (01:11:01):
That's it's a classic. That's such an l a agent
thing to say to get you to sign. And then
you're like, I've never acted in my what you could
be president?

Speaker 1 (01:11:09):
Yeah at the time, yeah, at the time, it sounds good,
and then you go home it's like this motherfucker said
I'd be the new Van Wilder. Pardon me the fu
I'm Senegalese.

Speaker 2 (01:11:20):
What the is that?

Speaker 1 (01:11:21):
What?

Speaker 5 (01:11:22):
Meanwhile, Everton is in eighth, they're only uh they're only
five points behind Chelsea for six?

Speaker 2 (01:11:28):
Are they a locked for conference league? Does that cra
You should have opened the whole You made the comfortence
sound like the best lit.

Speaker 1 (01:11:39):
Yeah, e'repe Oh my hell yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:11:43):
You're the guy like hyping the Bachelor pie to Atlanta
Atlantic City.

Speaker 10 (01:11:47):
Yeah, it's like it's wanted to go to Vegas. Oh yeah,
who's ready to go to tempe Arizona. No, I gotta
sell T shirts and just comfort.

Speaker 1 (01:12:02):
Hey, man, come on one for fifteen, two for twenty. Bro,
that's a way to do it. Telling you.

Speaker 2 (01:12:08):
Keep charge everyone in the Bachelor Pie selling him.

Speaker 1 (01:12:11):
Yeah, like, look at this, man, fucking Chris is Chris
is stag dude, man by one of these, bro, this
is get one for your missus too, Give one for
your missus.

Speaker 2 (01:12:18):
I don't know if locks in for the for that, but.

Speaker 5 (01:12:23):
It's what I've never seen Everton ahead of somebody in
Gold Difference. It's amazing.

Speaker 4 (01:12:28):
Jabelle's in charge of hair and Conference League parts of
the podcast.

Speaker 5 (01:12:32):
I gotcha, man, I'm bringing some energy to thee.

Speaker 1 (01:12:37):
Yeah, guys, hell yeah, I mean yeah, why not? Man
fucking conference.

Speaker 5 (01:12:41):
If Everton makes Conference League, I'm actually hyped. I'm hype
for him, and I'm actually watching. I watched Charlie Davies
yell at you know Nile's real cocher all fucking week.

Speaker 4 (01:12:54):
Oh fucking Nigel, you red Coca does get a weird
punditry gig and he's no, I ain't gray.

Speaker 1 (01:13:00):
He sucks as a pundit. He has a weird he
has like such a chip on his shoulder. Whenever I
listen to n Igel real Coker as a pundit. There's
like something, there's something like I can feel that he's
angry still about his career. Like when he talks about
other players, I'm like, Nige, come on man, you shot
yeah mind Joe he played for well west Ham, didn't he?

Speaker 2 (01:13:22):
Yeah, west Ham? He was there for a long time.

Speaker 1 (01:13:24):
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:13:26):
I just like the fact that Jim Mel could be
watching the Arsenal Evertson game in a few its time
and and then the pup and he'd be like, I mean,
I mean, obviously I want Arsenal to win, but if
Everton win, they.

Speaker 2 (01:13:37):
In the Conference League.

Speaker 3 (01:13:38):
Man, we love.

Speaker 1 (01:13:41):
Super David boy is everything on his way to the
Conference League? Oh man? Well, uh, let's take another quick
break and we would come back. Maybe should we hear
talk about our favorite footballer whose name sounds like a
wedding venue, Karen absolutely Bury Hall, because I know about
this bit of gossip and we'll talk about it after

(01:14:04):
this break and we're back. Uh did you put this
in here, Chris? Yeah, I put that Karen Dewsbury Hall.

Speaker 5 (01:14:23):
He's he's getting the good news. He's he's across the
pond getting the goods. Yeah, the good stories, mate sent
Karen Derewsbury.

Speaker 1 (01:14:30):
Hall was set on loan after beating Brendan Rodgers in
a pool tournament. What the fuck is this? What am
I reading? What are we talking about here?

Speaker 2 (01:14:41):
Chris? He uh yeah. He felt like a team bonding thing.

Speaker 5 (01:14:45):
You know.

Speaker 4 (01:14:45):
Brendan Rodgers is kind of I mean, he's the original
man agent, do you know what I mean? He's David
Brent Acolyte in the documentary of Liverpool. Didn't he sort
of put loads of He put some names in an envelope,
didn't He was like, I'm gonna put names of people
I'm gonna sell or something in the in the envelope
and if you pick it, and it was like, no,
you know one of those weird.

Speaker 2 (01:15:04):
Oh yeah, I've forgot exactly what it was.

Speaker 4 (01:15:06):
Just like that's just like, mate, stop stop handing out
mail and just coach us, you idiots.

Speaker 2 (01:15:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:15:10):
Also like what a bad exercise of like one of
your life's is fucked up? Ye see what it is.

Speaker 2 (01:15:17):
I've definitely paraphrased that.

Speaker 4 (01:15:18):
But either way, there was some envelopes involved in, some
names in them, and it just felt it just feels icky.

Speaker 2 (01:15:24):
But I'm sure you can find the actual story.

Speaker 4 (01:15:26):
But yeah, he organized when he's manager of Leicester a
pool tournament and everyone had to join in and Jewsbury
Hall was like a young player.

Speaker 2 (01:15:32):
He wasn't he wasn't even in the first team.

Speaker 4 (01:15:34):
So he got down to play Brendan Rodgers, who really
rate himself as a player. But Jewsbury Hall used to
play a lot as a kid in the pub team
when he was ten years of age. So he beat
Rogers through nil, and then a week later he said yeah,
sorry gaffer, and a week later he got sent on
loan to playbol.

Speaker 1 (01:15:52):
Jesus, Wow, I love he's so fucking salty as my
good best get his us out of here.

Speaker 2 (01:16:01):
I thought only Michael Jordan was capable of ship like this.

Speaker 1 (01:16:04):
Yeah I know, no, man, look all right, that kind
of mental illness when you're that competitive, it's it's everywhere,
it's everywhere.

Speaker 4 (01:16:13):
So at least though Michael Jordan, like you know it
is the greatest BASKETBA player of all time.

Speaker 2 (01:16:18):
Argument, I don't.

Speaker 4 (01:16:18):
I wouldn't class for a brand to be the competitive
and yeah that and to what one an f A
Cup with Leicester is not the.

Speaker 1 (01:16:25):
Same Okay, yeah, but I had it all, didn't I Liverpool?
Oh no, here's here's the clip from the envelope cider.

Speaker 2 (01:16:34):
Unlessen the point we're making here.

Speaker 9 (01:16:35):
It is very very simple objective of what we want
over this season starts tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (01:16:40):
Wow, look at that Liverpool.

Speaker 2 (01:16:42):
For me, this.

Speaker 9 (01:16:43):
Interested when I arrived here these first days, was analyzing
the group, the staff of.

Speaker 2 (01:16:48):
The people tucking in a white polo over your gud
like that real bravery.

Speaker 1 (01:16:54):
Honestly, that's that's you know what that is, that's giving
white high school basketball coach. Yeah, yeah, you know what
I mean.

Speaker 2 (01:17:01):
It's perfect.

Speaker 1 (01:17:02):
Yo, You got the fucking polo tucked into the track.
He's bro Okay, the cause.

Speaker 9 (01:17:10):
To fight everything. Look, Lester, and I've wrote them down already.
My point to use players and stuff. Make sure you're
not the one in the envelope.

Speaker 5 (01:17:29):
Being a premier league coaches like people talking about how
you got to be a fucking magician too.

Speaker 2 (01:17:33):
You gotta be a magician. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:17:36):
It sounds like he should be getting some residuals for
creating the traitors.

Speaker 2 (01:17:41):
The game show where a friend was it a traitor
or what's the other thing a traitor?

Speaker 1 (01:17:49):
Watch? Ally, that was not.

Speaker 2 (01:17:58):
Good guy.

Speaker 1 (01:17:59):
You are a good guy. Yeah, well, Brendan, honestly just
sounds like you need to step your fucking pool game up.

Speaker 5 (01:18:05):
Yeah, why wouldn't you, Why wouldn't you take the opportunity
to start hustling people at pool?

Speaker 8 (01:18:10):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:18:11):
I got this.

Speaker 5 (01:18:11):
I got his fucking Dewsberry Hall. He's fucking sick. He
was on the pool team when he was ten exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:18:17):
Be like, look, bro, you're not going to play football
for me anymore. But we go to some local pubs
and start hustling people at billiards and start making money.

Speaker 2 (01:18:24):
That put your name in an envelope and I nailed
it to what you think.

Speaker 4 (01:18:28):
Yeah, you into the local pool, shocks cool, carrying a knife.

Speaker 11 (01:18:33):
Let's go get some bread. Yeah yeah, bro, we're you
know how to understand what the problem is? You could
You could roll up a cigarette, right, You got to
do rollly one handed? Yeah, or else they are going
to fuck They're going to fuck us up at this place.

Speaker 1 (01:18:46):
I'm serious.

Speaker 2 (01:18:48):
Can we talk about one more story? Yes? My best mate?

Speaker 1 (01:18:52):
Oh shit, I forgot Yes, that was crazy. It was
as that this story is like what we thought was
happening at Chelsea, and it turns out it is what
we thought uh, basically said, wasn't that Basically like a
lot of the staff left or like they were like
transitioning between.

Speaker 4 (01:19:12):
The like the director of football having no idea about football.
So he he bought Mark Kukrella because Man City bought them.
We were trying to buy him, and he thought that
to buy him, he must be good.

Speaker 2 (01:19:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:19:22):
What we thought they were trying was appear where they
kept trying to get every player Arsen we're trying to get.

Speaker 2 (01:19:27):
Is that just what they're doing sounds yes.

Speaker 1 (01:19:29):
Yeah, yeah, that's great. He's like just copy their home.
He said.

Speaker 5 (01:19:35):
Yeah, we said a Maudric. We poisoned him with a
little mudric, with a dope up mudric.

Speaker 1 (01:19:41):
I think, honestly we were the only one that could
have fixed him. I feel like, I don't know, maybe
he could have ended up one of these players. Yeah yeah, yeah,
but I mean like when you saw when you saw
the fucking wheels on him, You're like, I see what
because we were lacking that. We were lacking that for sure,
like that dimension. But god, Leandro has been better. This
is what he said. He said, quote having taken over

(01:20:02):
in the circumstances that we did. Basically the whole management
team left. I was stuck being interim sporting director for
a summer, having no idea what made a good football player,
but knowing that Mark Cucurella if Man City wanted him,
I wanted.

Speaker 2 (01:20:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:20:14):
It was really simple that way. I mean that is
kind of like he's he's been a good signing for Chelsea,
Like he's been a you know, mainstay for them in
that team. Although I fucking hate him and you know
he's a racist or whatever whatever, Maybe details ignore everything
that was in Spain, you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (01:20:33):
That's a different jealous of his weave, right, Yes.

Speaker 1 (01:20:38):
That'd be so funny. He had extensions and they got
snatched out one game.

Speaker 5 (01:20:42):
I heard Tyra Banks said he had to get it
a chopped off Americas top models.

Speaker 1 (01:20:48):
And then he's like, no, actually I don't like it.
Put put the weave back in. But I told you
I've been growing this for decades. Yeah, and it was
a mistake. Okay, next, Yeah, Todd Bowley. I mean this
is like what it's like to be a billionaire. Like
you can just be like, yeah, bro, I'm dumb as
fuck and people are like, okay, very interesting. I've paid

(01:21:11):
money to hear you speak at a conference of aspiring capitalists,
and it turns out you just copy everyone's fucking homework.
That's it. That's it, all right? Is any anything else?

Speaker 2 (01:21:22):
That's it?

Speaker 1 (01:21:23):
Baby, that's going to do it for us, that's going
to do it for you, the listener. Time to go
to bed and get some rest, like we all are
about to do. Any plugs for y'all.

Speaker 5 (01:21:33):
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Speaker 1 (01:21:43):
Please come. You will get a free trading card if
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were there, and I'll make sure I get you a
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Speaker 2 (01:21:50):
I'll give him one of mine. You got any good ones, Yeah,
I've I've got one to give me.

Speaker 4 (01:21:55):
Anyone to give me a food dollar is the upper
level of the ekity cut.

Speaker 1 (01:21:59):
I've gone not fork bro.

Speaker 5 (01:22:02):
You show up the Blind Barber special, you give me
four dollars to get a trading card.

Speaker 2 (01:22:07):
Mailed from was that it was a pretty standard looking card.

Speaker 1 (01:22:13):
Yeah, I feel like a standard bookyle gotta be worth
more than a golden k.

Speaker 2 (01:22:18):
Give me the boy with the captain sleeve. I need
the Captain one exactly.

Speaker 4 (01:22:22):
He's got it, baby, He's got it. Yeah, Chris, where
do they find you? What are you up to at
Chris M Comedy. I'm just in the UK for a
couple of months, so I'm trying to get tickets to
any Arsenal game while I'm here. You and me were
in talks about trying to get to game, and you
got to guess I have a few connections. But obviously
it was easier for me to get tickets a few
years ago when we were bad. But yeah, any tickets otherwise,

(01:22:45):
just give review. I think reviews and all that on
the pods has helped ul right, and this is a
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Speaker 2 (01:22:51):
Should I say that? Now? Hey?

Speaker 1 (01:22:53):
Now, it's a production of iHeart Radio. And again everything
you heard was mandated by the network. Okay, And if
you could give me, give me to Ganda. Yeah, get
him to Ganda, Get him to your Ganda. Yes, please
please please review, subscribe, tell your friends about it. It's
great to see the audience growing week by week. And
I know that's because you're probably like, bro, this show.

(01:23:16):
These motherfuckers are out of their minds. They're barely talking
about soccer. But I'm laughing. I don't know what you're
talking about.

Speaker 3 (01:23:22):
Yeah, just gotta see you on the zoom mm hmm
me ConA watching you kids.

Speaker 8 (01:23:36):
Hu.

Speaker 5 (01:23:39):
A lot of corners, a lot of corner weddings, man, Yeah,
and the eight White People weddings where this ship went off.

Speaker 2 (01:23:45):
It went off. It's like it's like when back that
ass up comes on.

Speaker 8 (01:23:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:23:50):
In other settings, that is like a millennial mating song.
And also I remember one that song used to come out.
I would just go to the dance floor and I
will I would do two guns like this, okay out
to the side like this matrix yeah, matrix style, and
just wait for me, just wait for a storty to
pull up and start fucking grinding. I was just like, bro,

(01:24:10):
people know you have to do something, and I would
just I would look razy going on the gutry double
you go, two guns and be like, where come on, now,
let's do it, let's do it. Somebody backed that ass up,
and everyone obliged every fucking time. It was beautiful.

Speaker 4 (01:24:25):
I did that for Robin, put by guns out of
that in the middle and then and then I go
as to leave the.

Speaker 1 (01:24:33):
Leave, see Chris, we got to take see man, you
would have loved soda pop that was popping all Ages
club in South l A. Uh, it's still the time
they allow old washed people into anyway. Yes, it is
a production of iHeart Radio. So for more podcasts like this,
get the iHeart Radio app or Apple Podcasts wherever you

(01:24:54):
get your shows. Uh, that's it this week because we
got another week of matches. Come en up soon and
oh boy, what what what were saying last time? We'll
get three points, we'll know a little bit more.

Speaker 2 (01:25:08):
And at the end of the season we're looking for
the league.

Speaker 1 (01:25:10):
Yeah, okay, that's right, So watch this space. We'll see
you next time. Bye.

Speaker 5 (01:25:14):
See Yeah