The Ballad Of Punch The Monkey, Kevin Sorbo Improv 02.25.26

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Speaker 1 (00:05):
And also like I have to get I have to
be healthier, like I have to like I have to
invest in my health. That's the only way I can
do it. Because every time I'm like, I'm gonna do
this video, like no, I'm.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
Not wait, Miles, we need to be accountability partners because
I'm like, I could go to the gym, or I
could eat this cake.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
Yeah, no for real, And after seeing Connor Stories cakes,
I'm like, I need to go to the gym. What's
Connor Story's cakes? Jackie, Stop fucking around watching rivalry, Bro.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
Stop fucking around. Start fucking dudes.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
Watching it around. Bro. It's again. I always I love
how jockey it is because they're calling each other by
their last names when they fuck all the time.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
That's so that's that's literally how I imagined it.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
Enough, It's just like your calling game, Bro, call him Shane, Bro,
he got a name. They stop back, like you're in
the locker room. What's up, Hollander? You know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (01:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:06):
I was like laughing so hard and was like, what's
wrong with you? I'm like, it's just so funny to
me that like it's like this depiction of these jocks
fucking is they still talk like these jocks, like they
can't even put the jock ship down and embrace like
the fucking love for another dude.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
We're not sucking homophobic, We're jocks for dogs.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
I'm like, oh fuck, Hollander, really get in the bottom
right now, bro right, look at.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
Like a playbook and it's like a sex book. And
it's like you go here and then we're here and as.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
Milk the prostate and he calls door knob. Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Hard for you to run.

Speaker 3 (01:49):
Away because I'm inside you right now.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
It's a great it's a great again, great, great, great,
great love story. Great. That would have been terrible for me,
my my my high school football team called me Schmitty
and I just I hated that name, just Schmitty. Oh yeah, terrible,
damn Smitty. I didn't know you had it, Like, no,

(02:15):
please trigger the funk is that man, it's a fucking
gorilla grip on that ship.

Speaker 3 (02:28):
I'm sorry. My wife called me, Oh, Brian, I think I.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
Kind of like it. O'Brien, call me truly called me
by my.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
Name, O Brian, Brian.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
She doesn't mad Irish accent.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
The penis toy.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
Falk O'Brien fucking shopping.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
Lied you are, And then we got fifty shades of
gray over here.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
I had I remember I had one girlfriend. The first
time we had she called me. I was I was,
this was crazy. I was coaching, uh, like a kid's
soccer team. She called me a coach, call me coach
Gray in bed and I said, wait, why I I
don't know kid on the soccer. No, no, no, no.

(03:21):
She was like she had nothing. She just came. I
was like, oh, Like I was like, I coached kids
soccer on the weekend, so like on Saturday mornings, I
have games. I have practices, like you know, two days
a week, damn. And so she came to one of
the games and I think she was just like, so, like,
you didn't know so much a part of it that
was for her, Yeah right, I mean we dated for
like two years, but like I think she was kind

(03:41):
of like, oh, he's like a like. I think it
was like showed something about me that she didn't realize.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
And then she gets turned on by any job. She
was like, okay, plumber daddy, She's.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
Like, okay, fry cook, Gray, I see you. But she
was like saying, oh, coach, gray. I was like, and
I was like, hold on your body actually makes the
record scratch the fully fully Like. I was like, that's
not I'm not into that. Like even the kids on
the team and will call me Coke. Everyone calls me like.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
You gonna call me anything, call me a doctor? Are
we role playing or not?

Speaker 3 (04:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (04:14):
Exactly, call me fucking like Gandalf, you know, like let
me you know the the gray gray FU mean off
the gray. I'm like, oh, I shall not nuts.

Speaker 2 (04:32):
I used to be like I would get a tramp
stamp that says speak friend and.

Speaker 3 (04:35):
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Oh I've never had their chocolate covered cashoes. I guess
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Tell us who is your rap partner?

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Speaker 3 (07:21):
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Speaker 1 (07:29):
It's Miles Gray. AK. Watch you pull out of tuna
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because I love that Irish rap song. We're talking about
pull up in a car in the medieval times. They
don't even know the cars are in the medieval times. Yeah,
thank you for that. I haven't had a subway tuna
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(07:51):
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Speaker 2 (08:13):
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No Other Choice Jack? No other choice? Yeah, no other choice? Yeah,
we gotta we might have to watch that.

Speaker 2 (08:28):
I haven't seen that, but that is my my insanity defense.

Speaker 1 (08:33):
No the choice. You're honored, I know, but your honor
I had to do it. Totalist insanity. Yeah, exactly. Superducer
Victor says, it's really funny.

Speaker 4 (08:41):
It is.

Speaker 3 (08:41):
It's it's just like a the The point that it
makes is like these guys could be friends and come
together and like start something together, but capitalism makes it
so that they're just like head down, every man for
himself type shit. So I'm just saying, Paula VI that
like it might be worth watching and then stopping trying

(09:02):
to kill Miles.

Speaker 1 (09:04):
You know, I don't know, that's kill me.

Speaker 2 (09:08):
Next victim would.

Speaker 1 (09:09):
Say someone's in the crosschairs. Wow, that's so cute. Sounds
like a victim. Just write that down. I was about
to get got I just got to change my rankings
really quick.

Speaker 3 (09:23):
There we go, Well, we're thrilled to have you here.
We're going to get to know you a little bit
better in a moment. First, we're going to tell the
listeners a couple of the things we're talking about today.
We're talking about Punch the Monkey.

Speaker 2 (09:35):
I'm gonna cry a meeting.

Speaker 1 (09:38):
We were a little about it on trends and I
was like, we we got to make.

Speaker 2 (09:43):
Against Punch And I was like, that's not wanted.

Speaker 6 (09:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (09:49):
I was like, no, why in our heart for both
of these animals.

Speaker 2 (09:56):
For bad bitches, why would you put them against each other.

Speaker 3 (10:00):
No, it's not a Stephen King character using made up
slang to describe jacking off. Punch the Monkey is the
latest viral sensation and we're going to talk about it.

Speaker 1 (10:11):
It's like it's the the.

Speaker 3 (10:16):
Virality comes from. Like usually it's like this this outraged me.
Look at this, or this is so funny, look at this.
This is one where it's like my whole heart broke open,
like the my entire There is.

Speaker 2 (10:28):
An aspect of outrage, like they're mad at the other monkeys.

Speaker 3 (10:31):
Yeah, hell yeah, fuck those other monkeys. So we're gonna
talk about that FedEx is officially suing the US government
because of the illegal tariffs and that that whole ruling.
So we're going to talk about that because it's interesting
they actually didn't lose money on the whole deal. We did,
so that's kind of interesting that they're seeing. I'm glad

(10:53):
they're saying in the government, but really maybe that money
should be going back to a medieval times. So we're
gonna talk about that. We're going to talk about the
new Night at the Museum of the Bible movie Oh God,
Oh yeah. If you like to Night at the Museum
and I didn't, you're going to love that. Actually, probably

(11:17):
it has no bearing on how you're gonna feel about
Night at the Museum of the Bible. The only thing
that's going to have bearing on it is whether your
family has like raised you in a world that is
completely devoid of any entertainment outside of like the Christian
entertainment industry. But anyways, we're gonna talk about that. But
before we get to any of that, we do like

(11:38):
to ask our guests, Paulavi gun Allen, what is something
from your search history that is revealing about who you are?

Speaker 2 (11:44):
Okay, this sucks all my search history is work related
stuff for the last two weeks. Boo, that's how we're
I know we're in a recession. Recession indicator, okay, But
also that also tells me that the only way I
find new information is scrolling on reels, So it does
my search history for me and dominated right now, it's

(12:08):
a lot of did you guys watch the ANTM documentary?

Speaker 1 (12:12):
I've seen parts of it. I haven't seen the full
thing though, So basically.

Speaker 2 (12:15):
It's like Tyra's a sociopath and then she drops it.
There's gonna she's gonna be involved with season twenty five
at the end. So I feel like they had enough
like drama and controversy.

Speaker 3 (12:24):
And America's Next Time Model, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (12:27):
Are you gonna be on top? That's from heated rivalry actually,
but literally, like there were so many moments in the
documentary spoiler where they were like, oh, yeah, this model's
mother died from a gun or got paralyzed from a
gunshot wound, and then she had to do like a
gunshot fucking a shoot. Then I say, so, there's all

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these reels of people being like when I tell the
day after I tell Tyra my dad died from hypothermia,
and it's people like posing in the snow or like whatever.
Like even some of the former models have come like
participated in this trend. Like I tell Tyra something traumatic
and then next day I have to do a photo
shoot directly related to.

Speaker 3 (13:10):
That for real happened. Her parent had died, not.

Speaker 2 (13:16):
Died, but like had been fully like paralyzed from the
waist down by a gun violence, and then she had
to pretend like she had been shot in the head
on a photo shoot after she told Tyra.

Speaker 1 (13:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (13:30):
And there were several times where like there was this
one woman who claimed who didn't claim, Like there was
this one woman who was like, hey, the sex that
I had on screen that ruined my relationship and my
life was actually sexual assault because I was blacked out
and the producers didn't stop it. And then she a
few years later, had gone on Tyra's show and specifically
was like, I haven't watched the scene. I don't want

(13:51):
to see it. And then as soon as the cameras
hit on Tyra's show, Tyra put up the scene and
was like, so, what did you think about that? Like
she's a fucking psycho, she's crazy, and now all she
cares about is ice cream, And I'm like, what is
she putting in the ice cream?

Speaker 1 (14:05):
Right?

Speaker 2 (14:06):
What is she doing?

Speaker 3 (14:07):
She has a new brand of ice cream.

Speaker 2 (14:09):
She lives in Australia and she like is in ice
cream and she she There's literally a clip of Tyra
Banks being like what, I I feel like my work
as a model in the nineties, you know, stands on
its own as its own like iconic whatever. But my real,
my real lasting, like legendary thing will be ice cream.

Speaker 1 (14:34):
Oh my god, it's called Spies and Dream.

Speaker 2 (14:37):
And Justin said, one of the former top models had
started an ice cream brand before Tyra. That's also also
Tyra would never let them eat ice cream on the.

Speaker 1 (14:48):
Wild. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (14:50):
She she feels like she owns anything that anyone who
was on that show did.

Speaker 1 (14:55):
She's like, that's mine. I'm surprised she wasn't like going
to suit people for saying like we were rude for you,
we were all rooting for you, because I was like
the one clip clip of the thing I saw where
like that model was like she was fucking with me
the entire time.

Speaker 2 (15:09):
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, so she she I don't think she's
like the type to sue. She's not like Disney or
the Kardashians. She's like the type to want more people
talking about her, so she like will take from other
people and she'll put shit out there just to like
get more screen to like she wants more people to
like say that and do that because it puts her

(15:31):
in their mind's eye. She's so so weird, she's so insane.

Speaker 1 (15:39):
Yeah, modeling, damn man, it's it's it's it's as if
it's as fucked up as it's always seemed and sounded.

Speaker 2 (15:46):
No one is talking about Naomi Campbell's involvement with us.

Speaker 1 (15:49):
What is happening all over all over Theteam files. There's
so many people like that.

Speaker 2 (15:54):
There's a lot like the white Men to get to first.

Speaker 1 (15:59):
You're right, Yeah, I'm surprised they haven't done. I'm surprised
they're right, hasn't been, Like, well, what about Naomi Campbell?

Speaker 2 (16:05):
Right? I think she knows too much.

Speaker 1 (16:08):
Yeah, she's like, really to go down that ste.

Speaker 2 (16:10):
Like, given how terrible I've been, I'm technically a white
man now.

Speaker 1 (16:16):
And she's like, and I learned how y'all move? So
I have I have things?

Speaker 3 (16:20):
Yeah, she's at Bohemian Grove. She's like, yeah, right, I
know at where the bodies are buried at Bohemian Grove.

Speaker 1 (16:27):
Yeah, exactly, her and Harlan Crow and Clarence Thomas like
all hanging out in the summer, like this is what
you funk would now, Yeah, something you think is underrated?

Speaker 2 (16:37):
Okay? Something? Oh my gosh, why do I always blink
out as soon as you ask me? But I have
it written down, that's okay?

Speaker 1 (16:46):
Oh have I No?

Speaker 2 (16:48):
I keep forgetting underrated farmers markets. I'm all about it.
We're re cutting everything except for our neighbors, and so
let's do it. Also, I'm obsessed with free samples and
all the peaches always.

Speaker 1 (17:00):
Yeah, dude, I love a farmer fruit sample so good.
It's like the time I only eat, like I'm so
used to eating like like four fruits that whenever someone's like, hey,
you want this, like low quat, you.

Speaker 2 (17:14):
Have this novel fruit a mango and a pomegranate, and
you're like, mango, yeah? Is mango?

Speaker 4 (17:24):
No?

Speaker 2 (17:26):
Is that a type of stone pome granet?

Speaker 1 (17:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (17:31):
Is that a loof for?

Speaker 1 (17:33):
Is that a French potato? Rock polmake granet?

Speaker 7 (17:37):
No?

Speaker 1 (17:37):
Okay, okay, Yeah, I love a farmer's market sample. Yeah,
it's good.

Speaker 2 (17:42):
Yeah, it's also like there, I know some comedians who
work at Farmer's Market. So they're giving me free.

Speaker 1 (17:47):
Ship, which ones, which which samples they work in? Which
boo they give me?

Speaker 2 (17:50):
They give me bread, bread, which bakery. I don't even
remember the name of a bakery. I just always go
there and I'm like, hey, guys, and they're like, here's
our left over everything, thank you you.

Speaker 3 (18:05):
And that's not an issue. Farmers Markets need to work
on their branding. We can't even remember what your the
name of your bakery is a better logo, another rating. Yeah,
come into farmers Market, bread boys. I'm going to come
into Farmers Markets and really up there capitalism game, right.

Speaker 2 (18:25):
You're like mad men the Farmer's Market. They're like a
grandma who only speaks Spanish.

Speaker 1 (18:29):
You're just like lady, we're going to lean into this.
We're going to lean.

Speaker 2 (18:36):
Thing is looking up at the all Science.

Speaker 1 (18:41):
We're gonna fiestaia factory.

Speaker 3 (18:51):
You come out every time anyone buys something, you sing
happy birthday, and you got sparklers going, or police complianos
or whatever. Then you call it. You got sparkles going.
Doesn't need to be their birthday.

Speaker 2 (19:03):
We're gonna have to recast you. We need a more convincingilah.

Speaker 1 (19:09):
Yeah, yeah, I just wish she was younger. Yeah you
got you got a granddaughter, I do. Let's bring her in.
Can we swap her out real quick? Yes? Okay, good,
let's look at this. Yeah yeah, I like this.

Speaker 2 (19:22):
I like this.

Speaker 1 (19:22):
There we go.

Speaker 3 (19:23):
What is something you think is overrated?

Speaker 2 (19:26):
Emotional intelligence? I'm done, I'm done. I'm done.

Speaker 1 (19:32):
Give me an example what you're done.

Speaker 2 (19:34):
I'm I'm I don't want to learn more about where
my trauma comes from or how to heal it. It's
a lot of work, and I'm very tired. Like what,
I was a lot happier when I was undercooked, you
know what I mean? Half baked? Yeah, it was somebody
else's problem.

Speaker 3 (19:53):
You know, I'm so surprising, you know very it's an
adventure winger under bake. You don't know how you're gonna
feel or feel that day, or why I feel like
it's gonna break.

Speaker 1 (20:02):
You know. It was more exciting than when I had
these random bouts of.

Speaker 2 (20:08):
Like what the fuck alcohol is cut?

Speaker 3 (20:12):
Those are the days, huh.

Speaker 1 (20:13):
Yeah, I'm like so the other way, I like when
I go to therapy, I'm fucking getting so deep with
my therapists, like, Okay, we can spread this out over
a few so I'm like, no, man, other thing yeah yeah,
And also too, like realizing the components that make us
who we are, like in terms of like these strategies

(20:36):
we've had to like develop emotionally from childhood, like dark
shit that we carry with us into adulthood. And you've
relied on that habit so much you think it's a
part of you, and when you realize it doesn't work,
you're like, oh, that part of me is fucked up.
And rather than being like, no, that's actually like an
old weapon that I used to wield emotionally that no

(20:57):
longer is in use but still has a takes up
a lot of real estate in my brain. And I
just have to realize, Okay, thank you for that. I'm
going to put you this way. Shout out to the
book No Bad Parts. Shout out to my therapist for
recommending it doing.

Speaker 2 (21:11):
Like the parts therapy, the relational.

Speaker 1 (21:14):
Well, I mean no, not really, but but my therapist
is like, you should check out the check out the
book because a lot of times I'm like, I don't
know why the funk I'm always thinking about this other thing,
you know what I mean, Like, especially as a parent. Now,
I'm like, I don't know why I'm so obsessed with
my death. Yeah, it's because I don't.

Speaker 2 (21:28):
Know, I'm obsessed with your death too.

Speaker 4 (21:30):
I know that.

Speaker 1 (21:34):
Job my passion. It's funny, it's very specific. Yeah, I'm
here to work on sorry stuff. Yeah. Yeah, and shout
out to the many therapists that are Zeitgang who are
like love that you mentioned that on the show and
I was like, thank you health mental health professional. I'm
on my own journey too. But I think it is
a really useful way to look at ourselves because we

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tend to just we don't realize the compartmentalized that's happening.
And also yeah, that like certain things are not us either,
Like there are these skills that we've developed, good or bad,
that are just being like, yeah, let's retire that, like
rather than think this is who I am and I
got to excise it from my soul. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (22:15):
There's also there's there's like a part that I'm like
working through now where I'm like, once you view yourself
as like you're inner child, and that like you have
all these things that you're coping with or you like understand,
and then you start to have more empathy towards yourself,
and then you have more empathy towards others. It hurts
worse when other people don't view you as that child

(22:36):
or themself, like they they're still punishing that child, do
you know what I mean? And I'm like, guys, I
figured it out. Now we could all just be nice.

Speaker 1 (22:47):
Yeah, They're like, no, this is how I see it.

Speaker 2 (22:51):
And then you're like, oh, my child hurts again, but
you're like aware of it as it's happening. I'm like, no,
just I need to start doing drugs or something.

Speaker 3 (23:03):
Drugs, drugs. I'm pointing at your mouth, drugs, drugs, right, yeah, yeah.
I feel like the biggest thing that's helped me is
just like not being furious at myself when I when
I do something wrong. You know, just like having a
having a normal sense of you know, being normal to oneself,

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like the way you would to another.

Speaker 1 (23:31):
Truly like saying like I've said this on the show too,
Like I've had to develop a practice where you have
like those moments like what the fuck was I thinking?

Speaker 3 (23:40):
Why?

Speaker 1 (23:41):
Idiot? You have to really go to really go thing
that happens to people. Okay, literally, be like, hold on, bro,
like I forgive myself, like I forgive you, move the on,
Like don't this used to help when you were like
learning how to play basketball? And you motive, Yeah, I

(24:03):
can't go.

Speaker 2 (24:04):
You're like Michael Jordan, you don't really need to be.

Speaker 1 (24:08):
That hard, right right right right? Yeah? And even he's
having second thoughts.

Speaker 2 (24:12):
Maybe not, but anyway, I think every time he missed
a basket, he was like, and I took that personally exactly.

Speaker 1 (24:18):
He's basketball, he's looking at the basketball. You fucked me.
Hold on, let me take this fucker out back real quick,
tighten him up, and you're like, he's shot the basketball
with a shotgun, whereas Tyras says, realize, realize, real smile.

Speaker 3 (24:35):
Ah, do you think about it, and we doesn't. If
you think about it, it doesn't really make sense.

Speaker 1 (24:41):
And that's what I want. I needed to make sense.
Let's take a.

Speaker 3 (24:45):
Quick break and we're gonna come back and talk about
something that's gonna make us all very sad.

Speaker 1 (24:50):
Punch the monkey.

Speaker 3 (24:51):
We don't have to spend that much time on it,
But to save people from having to spend watch all
the videos, we can just tell you what it is,
and I can't.

Speaker 1 (25:00):
I'll do if I describe the video, I'm gonna get upset.

Speaker 3 (25:03):
Yeah, anyways, we'll be back, and we're back and punch
the monkey. The far less fun viral sequel to the

(25:23):
one hundred Men Versus One Gorilla. It's but you know,
another primate, uh viral primate story.

Speaker 1 (25:33):
And I like how the tone, Oh my god, I mean,
I'm sure people everyone has probably seen this video or
not everyone. There's just a video of this young how
do you say, is macock macaq at.

Speaker 3 (25:52):
The I think people from Chicago say it mccarck.

Speaker 1 (25:54):
Hey, mccack'.

Speaker 2 (25:57):
That's some good monkey.

Speaker 1 (26:00):
Like there's a this zoo, this zoo in Japan to
each Cala Zoo and this little The first video I
saw is this little monkey being chased around by a
big older monkey, getting dragged around and like just ruffed up.
And the monkey's so scared it runs away and it
grabs this little plushy monkey doll and is like holding it,

(26:20):
trying to just like soothe itself after being ruffed up
by these big, mean, bully ass monkeys. And that was
sort of like the beginning. And then many other clips
came out like there was I saw you see the
other clip where like another monkey was like being like nice,
and I was like, oh, thank god, Oh we're good here.

Speaker 3 (26:37):
So yeah, then another video comes out and they were like, hey,
you know that video that made you extremely sad seeing
the monkey get roughed up and then like run away
and take take solace in an ikea plushy. Yeah, well
that that actually has a deeply sad philosophical backstory where

(26:58):
his mom just rejected him because they think it was
possibly because he was born during a heat wave and
sometimes when the mother's body is like under too much stress,
it will like they'll just kind of reject it to
save themselves. And because the baby seems like sick or.

Speaker 2 (27:18):
Something climate cause the monkey, and.

Speaker 3 (27:22):
So they gave him a ikea monkey plushy to give
him something to cling to. Because the monkeys need that,
they like need the hug an have to they need
to hug and build the strings.

Speaker 2 (27:37):
Also true for like I used to volunteer in a
children's hospital and like babies need touch so badly, Like
babies of every of every species need like you know,
touch and stuff. It's so important for their development that connection. Yes,
that maternal connection.

Speaker 3 (27:54):
Yeah, but that is too upsetting for people to see
babies and children be abandoned. So they're just like, well,
I'd rather not look at footage of Palestine.

Speaker 2 (28:05):
So monkey spiritually Israeli, so I can empathize with.

Speaker 1 (28:11):
Let this serve as a lightning rod from my emotions
that I can't pour into other white monkey c just
for me. If that monkey was in't Japanese, I wouldn't
give a ship.

Speaker 3 (28:23):
I'm sure.

Speaker 1 (28:24):
I'm just I'm gonna keep it real.

Speaker 2 (28:26):
Said some awful ship about Indian elephants, Okay, sometimes one and.

Speaker 1 (28:37):
Apparently they can send shipped through the ground their feet.
That's like the most most fascinating thing about elephants is
like how receptive their feet are to vibrations. Anyway, The
thing though that was interesting to read though, is that like,
despite that they're like this monkey would be like the
ship that the other monkeys are doing to this monkey
would happen with or without the.

Speaker 3 (28:57):
It's just normal socialization. Yeah, kids on a playground between
the age of like six and nine.

Speaker 1 (29:04):
Yeah, it's like one primatologist in this Guardian article is
like saying, it's like because they're like these strict like
matrilineal hierarchies. There are is like there are families that
rank higher than others and because of that, like you're
just going to be the subject of this kind of
like rough housing. And they're saying so like even with
the mom there, it wasn't going to happen. But I
think there's just something that it probably immediate. It's like

(29:26):
the same reason why like Bambi fucks up a bunch
of people when they watch it. It's like this idea
of like you're a baby and you're all alone. Yeah,
and that's like that feels like some Stephen King shit.
I know. We talk like in the Stephen King Kotograph
episode talking about how like he can come on the
next Mondays and it's a lot of fun check out.

Speaker 2 (29:45):
Like wait, I'm like definitely gonna listen to that because
I've been reading a lot of Stephen King late.

Speaker 1 (29:48):
Like yeah, check Like it feels like he can touch
on these things that are bride like yeah, man, people
don't want to be abandoned, you know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (29:56):
And I think, yeah, it's like things fears that we
all shoot like learn to get out of our head,
you know, like tune out, so that we can just
like get through our day to day lives, and he
will like tap into like how dangerous cars are to
children is like a crazy thing that if you like,
if you came into our society without any of the

(30:17):
conditioning that we usually give people and be like, yeah,
so we have like kids walking around who like aren't
really able to stay out of the street, and then
we have cars driving by sixty miles hour like right
next toime. Yeah, yeah, and we just kind of choose
to ignore that sometimes the kids get hit and killed.
And he's like, I'm going to write a whole book
about that. That's very scary thing. But yeah, I feel

(30:41):
like this is also tapping into that, like tapping into
a thing that it's just like, yeah, there's this parental
bond thing. And if it isn't there because of like
a war or because just something is off.

Speaker 1 (30:58):
That's different if you're war. This monkey at the zoo
only has an Ikea doll. That's right, That's what I
was saying before the show. I'm like that phenomenon of
how you're like people's empathy circuits just get fried out. Yeah,
looking at an animal versus like a human being when
you're like you know what you know, like because I'm

(31:20):
sure you're going, what if I was that little monkey,
or like what if that was a baby, and like, well,
there are actual literal babies out there that have been
orphaned who are looking at.

Speaker 2 (31:28):
How white babies never white?

Speaker 1 (31:31):
And even then, I'm sure a lot of times you're like,
it's easier for me to just focus on these animals.
But yeah, there is somebody.

Speaker 2 (31:37):
I think it's because there's an aspect of like I
can control animals more than I can control people, So
like when they grow up and they have autonomy, there
is some like we will have disagreements or I won't
approve of something or whatever, but if it's a monkey,
I can and it grows up, I can still love
that monkey because it's not gonna say or do anything

(31:59):
that's like two out of line with what I want
to control.

Speaker 1 (32:01):
Yeah, I mean there's a couple of things that make
me feel good. On the other side, it was a
primatologist saying like this is normal, Like I know it
just looks sadisfuck, but yeah, this ship happens. And then
the other part they're like, this is gonna be like
a full grown monkey like three and a half years.

Speaker 2 (32:14):
Yeah, so, and then they'll just show you out like
mood Day. Yeah, Moodang right now, just Mootang, and like
everybody's mad because Mooting was a Trump voter but it
was really predictor. And then as soon as that happened,
Moodeng like got canceled. And now they don't care about Moodang,

(32:36):
and Budang.

Speaker 3 (32:36):
Has officially come out and said, I didn't vote for
this on a number of occasions which.

Speaker 1 (32:41):
You thought the guardrails of the constitution was, would you
think was going to happen? Moodang?

Speaker 2 (32:46):
But the number the number one of the number one
questions on Google, the first question is did Mooting pass away?
And it's like, no, she's fine. Yeah, people just dropped
her out of the Zechist.

Speaker 1 (32:57):
It's is also one of those things too where it's
like it also thing where it's like sometimes the thing
gets like old looking, and people also go, nah, Nick,
don't like you no more.

Speaker 3 (33:07):
This look here McAuley culkin.

Speaker 1 (33:09):
Yeah, this ship looks like a freaking hippo. Now fuck that. Yeah,
fucking weird it is there.

Speaker 2 (33:15):
There is a recent an article. Oh that's a New
York Post. Never mind, But they were talking about like
mooting's living conditions. And that's also something that came up
with Punch the Monkey, is that they didn't have enough
like foliage and and stuff in that little area. So
I'm like, I don't know, like I remember when when
this happened, or did you see that video of like

(33:35):
the dog that was like teaching the other dogs to
subdue in like this yard, Like there were there there
was like these these viral posts of like dogs fighting
and then a third dog would come up and just
be like stop it, and then they would like submit,
And like on some level, you're like, is the person
behind the camera like starting dog fights to get this
because once one thing goes viral, yeah, they like keep going.

Speaker 1 (33:59):
Yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (34:00):
So like that's another thing is like people are concerned
about the conditions and like this like just the area
and everything, but you also don't want people to interfere
too much, you know.

Speaker 1 (34:11):
Yeah. Yeah. Because another thing, because I saw like a
lot of memes, like I saw this one was like
this black woman she's like had like this costume she
was putting on. She's like, I'm on my way to
go be Punch's mother and beat the shit out of
the mother. Monkeys, and I was like, I get that feeling.
And then the privatolge is like, first of all, the
last thing Punch needs is to not be around other monkeys.
Yea's just like it ain't this isn't a Disney movie, but.

Speaker 2 (34:34):
That's like what humans think. They're like, I'm not gonna
like solve the animal problem. I'm just gonna put myself
in the story, like that's what I enterutate, and like
they wanted to like, I'm like, they're gonna sex traffic
this monkey for sure if they take this monkey. Talking
about it, they talked, there was a tweet and I
like quote tweeted. I was like, they're gonna try and

(34:55):
sex traffic this monkey because I wanted to like buy
the monkey for like two hundred and fifty thousand dollars
or something. I know, it's crazy, and I'm.

Speaker 1 (35:01):
Sure they know what to do with them. Yeah, I know.

Speaker 2 (35:04):
But that's like what happened in Palestine too. People were like, oh,
the babies are orphaned, can I adopt? And it's like
stop funding the fucking stop killing their parents. You know,
like there's ways to solve this problem where you don't
get to.

Speaker 3 (35:16):
Be the hero, like that parent's gonna get killed one
way or another. So I uah, yeah, we were gonna
come in there.

Speaker 2 (35:24):
And parent has a bit of baby for at least
like twenty something years.

Speaker 1 (35:28):
Actually, fucking Andrew Take got Punch, and then Punch became
a full growth. Because like even I'm reading, they can
be like their strength can be pretty fucking are very.

Speaker 2 (35:40):
Strong and very very smart.

Speaker 3 (35:42):
Yeahs are technically monkeys, So don't be mad at us
for don't don't yell at us because.

Speaker 2 (35:49):
Technically Punch is actually just a little tiny baby and
that's the technical description.

Speaker 1 (35:55):
Yeah that's right.

Speaker 2 (35:56):
But he's also she also a monkey.

Speaker 1 (35:58):
There's another thing I was reading too. It is like
they do a lot of testing all these monkeys too.

Speaker 2 (36:02):
They are they are the ones I get tested on
the most.

Speaker 1 (36:06):
It's one of those things is like you get it's
like not even like you're zooming out, you're assuming in
more and you're.

Speaker 2 (36:11):
Like, oh god, I mean I knew this from being
in science and working on like neural probes, because like
that's what they test. I didn't do it, but like
I knew that they just I was just taking orders,
just following orders, and then we just have to take

(36:31):
the Kia doll away from them and measure. Yeah. No,
but that's like they have before they have any medical
devices come out, like you. The protocols are like you
have to test on like cells, and then you have
to test on like mice or rats, and you have
to test on non human primates, and then you have
to do clinical like it goes. And cats are like

(36:52):
one of the I don't know if they're the most common,
but like macacs, I think champs, like like they have
testing on all these different animals and I don't know
what it was the smartest.

Speaker 3 (37:03):
It's like the thing that you would think would be like, oh,
well that should prevent us from They're like, no, they're
the most like us, and so therefore we can really
fuck their whole ship up.

Speaker 2 (37:13):
Same with like like they even test stuff on like
dogs and pigs and like it's just depending on if
the model, how close the model is to like that's.

Speaker 1 (37:21):
Why they're even doing that to humans. Yeah, medical experiments.

Speaker 2 (37:25):
Yeah, but we don't give a shit about that.

Speaker 1 (37:29):
But this is.

Speaker 2 (37:32):
Like okay, but yeah, I don't know, Like I definitely
know people have like standards of like how to do
it humanly, Like there's protocols and stuff. But I'm also
like I've seen experiments where I'm like, this is kind
of like a wasted area, Like I don't know if
I would use a monkey for this, Like you know, yeah,
it's it's fucked. That's why I kept like moving further

(37:53):
and further away from like animal stuff throughout my career.
I was like, I can't stomach any of this.

Speaker 3 (37:57):
They're like, here, you love animals, come here into the
industry where we treat them like shit stick in their brain.

Speaker 1 (38:04):
You're like, oh fuck, all right, I'd rather just go
to podcasting and try and kill a human.

Speaker 2 (38:09):
That's right, yeah, over and over again, and in that way, Miles,
you've really saved a lot of monkeys. Congrat I'm still
doing animal testing.

Speaker 1 (38:19):
Yes, I am primates, Yeah, non human primates. We'll leave
it at that. We'll leave it at that.

Speaker 3 (38:32):
All right, let's talk about tariffs, you guys. FedEx is
officially suing the US government, presumably via legal papers that
arrived smooshed after being carelessly shoved into the courthouse mailbox,
but they have joined companies such as Costco, Revlon, and
Bumblebee Foods and filing lawsuits seeking refunds for tariffs that

(38:52):
the Supreme Court recently declared to be illegal and other
companies had like preemptively done it.

Speaker 1 (38:58):
They're like, oh, this is illegal.

Speaker 3 (39:00):
We can get our lawsuits at the front of the line.
But the first one to do it, yeah costco to
preemptively FedEx is the first to do it since the
Supreme Court's ruling on the tariffs. People are pointing out
how and I do like that they're doing this just
you know, give them hell fed X, but they didn't
pay those tariffs. And this is the thing that I

(39:21):
think people they probably need to get more clear in
our reporting on tariffs or you know the mainstream media
is reporting on tariffs, is they're like, all that money
just went right down to us, to the consumers they
charged the recipient or the shipper. In the case of FedEx,
FedEx and UPS's policy say that they try to collect

(39:44):
custom fees from the recipient at delivery, but if the
recipient doesn't pay, the shipper is responsible. So it's like,
one way or another, we're not paying that shit. But
then they're coming through and being like, but we will
sue for that extra money.

Speaker 1 (39:59):
Yeah, Oh I love it. I love it. It's it's
it's so just. I mean anytime I remember I got
like like an Arsenal shirt and like I thought there
weren't tariffs, and then like suddenly like they're like, hey man,
you got like like eight bucks, and I was like
what fuck? And so like you're like, oh, okay, I'm
like right, the tariffs and those costs end up coming

(40:22):
out of somewhere. But the idea that we've all seen
the cost of these things go up that they I'm
really curious, like what exactly did they pay. Were they
absorbing some cost and then just noting that alone.

Speaker 3 (40:35):
The extra printing of the place where they describe how
much tariffs you're being charged, how much you're extra you're
being charged, must have cost them some money. I don't
know exactly how they're justifying it, but you know, it
does seem like refunds going to consumers would be maybe
a perfect opportunity for a politician to step in and

(40:57):
basically be like, hey, like, once Trump is defeated, we're
going to dismantle all the illegal gains from all of
the companies that he propped up, or like all the
money that he stole from the country, and you know,
issue a refund with all you know, all the white
collar crime that has been going on, not.

Speaker 1 (41:17):
Going to happen, not going to happen, not going to happen.
For eight hundred, Alex.

Speaker 2 (41:23):
I like, I like, uh that we're getting like a
COVID paycheck. But for just Trump, We're like, yeah, sorry,
I think we should, Like I.

Speaker 3 (41:30):
Think that would be good. Like I think anybody who
is going to run for twenty twenty eight, like I
think it's going we're going to find the.

Speaker 8 (41:38):
Reparations for the most pop thing will be first of
all to like put you know, prosecute Trump and like
his administration as far as possible, and also like try
and you know, take some of the money from the
absolute robbery that they committed.

Speaker 1 (41:57):
And like you run on she You're like, bro, I'm
going to seize all that munchy this motherfucker was stealing.
And guess who's getting it all y'all baby.

Speaker 2 (42:05):
I feel like the Democrats are gonna be like, well,
we did what Trump couldn't do. We finished the ballroom,
and we're gonna.

Speaker 1 (42:11):
Be like, what the fuck. It's awesome, dude, and Lady
Gagays performing tonight, come by, Well you have to be
invited or you have to donate. At least we'll do
a live it'll be it'll be so sick. Yeah, exactly,
you're gonn to You're gonna love it. You're gonna love it.
I just yeah, the tariffs are gonna be like it's

(42:32):
just it's still so complicated and like even like the
EU is now like you just breached our agreement we
signed like months ago. What the fuck are you supposed
to do? So I don't know how long. It sounds
like it would take a very long time for these
companies to get the money back. But at the end
of the day, this was all just another dimension. This all,

(42:52):
this all gave cover to companies to raise prices even more. Yeah,
that's what they do.

Speaker 2 (42:57):
And that's why you go to farmers' markets.

Speaker 1 (42:59):
That's right, mm hmmm, local. There you go. They don't
have my nutter butters though, nutter butterers at the farmer's
I need to give more money to the Mondoleez Corporation.

Speaker 3 (43:13):
Another Stephen King slang for fucking nutder butter thunderers.

Speaker 1 (43:19):
They were going nutter butters on each.

Speaker 2 (43:20):
Other and the chev they were like nutter butters like butteries.

Speaker 1 (43:28):
I like, yeah, to each their own.

Speaker 3 (43:31):
Yeah, all the kids in it were nutter buttons.

Speaker 1 (43:36):
Yeah, sorry too much.

Speaker 3 (43:39):
Let's take a let's take a quick break.

Speaker 1 (43:40):
We'll come back.

Speaker 3 (43:41):
We'll talk about the Dean. Dean Can and Kevin Sorbo
are in the using child labor to make a Disney
ripoff movie phase of their career. And it looks good,
I gotta say, And we're back.

Speaker 1 (44:05):
Is there a trailer though?

Speaker 2 (44:07):
Is this? This can't be real?

Speaker 1 (44:10):
There's no trailer, I do God, damn it. It's like
I love that there's a post in austrailer. Okay, well, they.

Speaker 3 (44:15):
Haven't started production on it yet because and we'll get to.

Speaker 1 (44:18):
Why in a second.

Speaker 3 (44:19):
Oh okay, but you know, we all like to make
fun of Kevin Sorbo and Dean Kane, but clearly they're
doing pretty well since they're starring in the upcoming Night
at the Museum movie. Oh wait, no, that's Night at
the Museum of the Bible. We all know the phrase
Museum of the Bible.

Speaker 2 (44:38):
You know what, vegietails wasn't so bad?

Speaker 3 (44:40):
Yeah, in retrospect, that's we all allow it.

Speaker 1 (44:44):
That's how I learned about Nevid Knezer. They're a big
cucumber on vegietails. We had to watch so much vegetails.
I remember in school, I think veggietails. I think I
was too old. Few were too old, for sure. We
were too old when he came out and I was like,
what are your are you subject? Like we're in sixth grade?

Speaker 3 (45:01):
Where did that air?

Speaker 1 (45:04):
I have no idea. It was just like a Christian
I got.

Speaker 2 (45:08):
It's everywhere, you know.

Speaker 3 (45:10):
I had a friend, like I once went over to
a friend's house and like, you know, second grade or something,
and I just remember they had only like Christian media,
you know, like they have like the movies were all
just like these like fake bootleg movies of like Christian shit.
And I was just like, damn, this feels so weird,

(45:31):
Like I never want to be back here again.

Speaker 1 (45:34):
Do you have Jaws? No, but we have the Tale
of Jonah being swallowed by the whale. And that's pretty
That's something that was pretty cool.

Speaker 2 (45:41):
Did you guys recently get advertised that like David and Goliath.
I don't know if it was like a series or something,
but it was like everywhere film.

Speaker 3 (45:50):
Yeah, it was a feature film that was released.

Speaker 2 (45:52):
Yeah, but like the advertising was like everywhere on my
streaming services. It was just like, what like it just nonstoetting, smart.
They know, they know I'm ready to convert. I'm ready
to be saved.

Speaker 3 (46:06):
You're ready to come home, You're ready to come home.
I love that it has made eighty four million dollars
the David movie.

Speaker 1 (46:14):
Oh shit, really wow?

Speaker 3 (46:15):
Yeah, yeah, it's actually better than millennia I know, which
I don't know. We're going we're going to see what
the money looks like after people watch it on Prime
I think. But anyways, uh, this is their next one.
They're like, yeah, oh you thought David was good, Well

(46:36):
get ready until you see Uh so it's Dank and
Kevin Sorbo Lara Donaldson. Anyways, they they have completely completely
imitated the font, the poster style of Night at the Museum. Yeah,
everything looks like this is an official sequel Tonight at
the Museum, except there is like a group of inhuman

(46:59):
looking a eye children in the background who are seemingly
The prompt was like, look, make these children look scared, which.

Speaker 1 (47:08):
Or maybe make these children look at the arc of
the Covenant. Yeah, they do. Faces are in different.

Speaker 6 (47:17):
Just in the.

Speaker 2 (47:19):
Closet, children just terrified of conversion. Camp right at the point, Dude, what.

Speaker 1 (47:24):
A fucking wacky wow.

Speaker 2 (47:27):
Okay, I think they look like they're just scared. Of
the three adults in.

Speaker 3 (47:30):
The film that does appear to be what's happening.

Speaker 2 (47:32):
They're like behind them, they're looking at them, and they're like,
oh God, is that.

Speaker 3 (47:36):
Really Dean Kane? He's really falling? My god.

Speaker 2 (47:39):
No, They're like, I don't know who these people are, right,
What was.

Speaker 1 (47:44):
The AI prompt for these kids to show? Because like, look,
it's all AI this. This motherfucker got nineteen fingers.

Speaker 3 (47:52):
Oh yeah, so many fingers.

Speaker 1 (47:54):
You know what I mean? Like Homegirls. Homegirl's hand is
in permanent west Side where her being in middle finger
have fused to one. Yes, she does only have four fingers.
That's I'm like, well, because part of me is like,
they're all God's children, Miles, I know they are, But this,
this is this is some a I like to say.

Speaker 3 (48:11):
I'm like, well, this is some AI face ship Like yeah,
but the one looks like a like JFK autopsy photo,
Like his eye like has something going like his eye
it's Karrie.

Speaker 1 (48:22):
Russell in that minute mission Impossible when the thing goes off.

Speaker 2 (48:25):
Yeah, they're prompt was like, make white children now in
breathe them.

Speaker 1 (48:30):
Yeah, that's right again in generation enhance, enhanced, purify, purify. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (48:37):
The Museum of the Bible is actually a real Ish
museum in Washington, d c.

Speaker 1 (48:43):
Oh. It's the five hundred.

Speaker 3 (48:45):
Million dollar brainchild of hobby lobby billionaire Steve Green, and
it features a Disney style walk through recreation of Nazareth.

Speaker 1 (48:55):
They're like, this is what it's like to be a Nazareth, a.

Speaker 3 (48:58):
Pile of blackened and culture. Yeah, it's just that full
size jail cell which lets the visitors reflect on the
biblical roots of the Western concept of justice.

Speaker 2 (49:12):
So you're saying, a minute, wait a second, these people
who are all for the prison industrial complex are like,
but Jesus shouldn't have been you know.

Speaker 3 (49:24):
They're just saying, like, the Bible is, Bible says you
should be we should put people in jail.

Speaker 1 (49:30):
So reflect on that. The bits gave us the Western
concept of justice. Oh did it? Hmm?

Speaker 2 (49:37):
I'm just thinking about what is it?

Speaker 1 (49:40):
Hammarabi that's the first one. Yeah, Okay, I know it's like.

Speaker 2 (49:49):
And there and they're savages and where not? And have
you seen that Alabama documentary yet?

Speaker 1 (49:57):
God?

Speaker 3 (49:57):
Yeah, I know.

Speaker 2 (49:58):
I'm like prepping my.

Speaker 3 (49:59):
Section of the museum called have you seen that Alabama document? Yeah,
I've Trump has had removed. The museum is mostly famous
for when it tried to do real museum stuff and
have some parts of the Dead Sea Scroll, it accidentally
bought sixteen expensive forgeries.

Speaker 2 (50:21):
Yeah, unfortunately, come back to I'm loving it. I'm McDonald's
in this bitch.

Speaker 3 (50:28):
So all of this bullshit is set to come to
life in the upcoming movie, which is produced by JC Films.

Speaker 6 (50:36):
Is that Jesus Christ himself Jesus Christ and some people
on social media have noticed that the movies being made
this summer with the help of a bunch of unpaid
children because it's a part of the company's teen film camp.

Speaker 2 (50:52):
Yeah, you can sign up. Do you guys want to
sign up with me?

Speaker 4 (50:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (50:55):
You can go to the website and you can sign
up to him be part of the team and hear
about this using opportunity.

Speaker 1 (51:01):
Shuck's mister Kane, I'm also a self hating Japanese by Rachel.

Speaker 2 (51:06):
Like confused about I thought he was putting in the
hours at ice he is?

Speaker 1 (51:14):
He not in the he couldn't pass the physical test.

Speaker 2 (51:16):
Bro did he not actually pass it?

Speaker 1 (51:18):
I saw the video, but he passed out trying to
open a door.

Speaker 3 (51:22):
Yeah, so fun tried went up to a thing you're
supposed to climb over and just like went under it
and couldn't even do it for like the five minutes
of Fox News clip.

Speaker 2 (51:34):
Do you think Christopher Reeve would tolerate this if he
was alive?

Speaker 1 (51:38):
I don't know where I feel like, I feel like
like he was pretty pretty all right? Oh yeah yeah
yeah this I mean, like, what is this camp?

Speaker 2 (51:49):
It says he was Democrat.

Speaker 1 (51:50):
During the production of our exciting new feature film Night
at the Museum of the Bible, JC Film students thrilled
to host a special teen film Camp experience in Washingt,
d c. Right at the Museum of the Bible. If
you're a just fourteen to eighteen, I love faith, film,
creativity and storytelling. This summer camp is for you for
the past. So every camper is they're going to start
a faith based film, learning, creating and grow.

Speaker 2 (52:11):
Okay, do not if a Christian asks me if I'm
fourteen to eighteen years old, I'm gonna run away.

Speaker 1 (52:18):
At this point, I'm gonna say yes.

Speaker 3 (52:20):
A couple of features of this opportunity, in addition to
working on the movie in some vague capacity. Every single
camper will be enlisted to act in the film. How
much are they being paid? The parents have to pay
sixteen hundred dollars percent. Also, oh, hold on, not only

(52:41):
is it child labor, it's they pay us child labor.

Speaker 1 (52:45):
Yeah, it's a Bringer. It's a Bringer.

Speaker 3 (52:47):
Okay, that's right, it's a Bringer show. It is not
all hard work. However, The camp schedule includes a whole
hour of improv with Kevin Sorbo.

Speaker 1 (52:56):
No oh no, oh, sorry, claud I have to get
a wig and make up.

Speaker 2 (53:02):
I'm the amount of accents they're gonna do.

Speaker 1 (53:05):
Oh my god, oh boy? Can I get a one
word suggestion?

Speaker 2 (53:10):
Victor says, this is a Nathan for you sketch for sure,
and one thousand I.

Speaker 1 (53:15):
Feeling improv with Kevin noted improviser Kevin Sorbo.

Speaker 3 (53:20):
Wasn't he like just the guy who did Hercules?

Speaker 1 (53:23):
Yes? I don't know him from anything else thing, he's
naval lint, he's pathetic man himself.

Speaker 2 (53:38):
I literally know him from Hercules and then just being
insane online.

Speaker 1 (53:43):
Right right right, yeah, exactly, a real improviser.

Speaker 3 (53:46):
Piss himself. That's what he does when he goes up
there and melts down on STAGEY said, pineapple, right, banana? Pineapple? Pineapple?

Speaker 1 (53:56):
Pineapple. I'm so fucking hungry, God dammit, I'll eat this
fucking banana. What the fucking sucks do you say?

Speaker 2 (54:08):
Did you say pineapple? That sounds nick? Ship?

Speaker 1 (54:13):
This mango stinks like dick? What the fuck? What the
where'd you get this ship?

Speaker 3 (54:19):
Okay, Kevin, maybe we could go with the difference.

Speaker 1 (54:22):
Remember remember the first remember their rules of emprov We
try and come out. We say where we are, who
we are, and what the big day is. Okay, that's
that's what we want to do, all right.

Speaker 2 (54:32):
Big day is the fucking perge and we're taking all
the ammocrats out of the country. What the fucking this.

Speaker 1 (54:39):
I can't believe this. Venezuelan brought this stinky ship to
my house. What the fuck?

Speaker 2 (54:46):
What you sound like? I think you should leave?

Speaker 1 (54:51):
But what the fuck the fuck? It's definitely from the
Chair Company. It's like, what podcast are you listening to?
It's the Kevin Sorbo comedy Bang Bang from Uh fuck
this shiit sucks? You fucking idiot, Ah, Kevin, we don't

(55:13):
push the children down, Kevin, and let's allow for the
other physical comedy.

Speaker 2 (55:19):
Kevin. When you tag out, you don't shove them by
the face, yakay, and.

Speaker 1 (55:23):
Don't say what the fuck was that? We were all
hearing you when the camo the fuck was that? Watch this?
Shut up? I got a fucking bomb doing a gun
hand shut up like a gun?

Speaker 2 (55:39):
Shut up, or all shove a grenade in you.

Speaker 1 (55:42):
It's a bomb. Gun. It's a gun bomb what you
never fuck? What the fuck? All right, mister? So let's
all right kids. Yeah, you guys can just play with
your iPads. Yeah, yeah, there is it. Yeah. Sorry, there's
a fee to connect to the Wi fi. Kids. It's
another forty bus right if you want the fast WiFi.

(56:02):
I'm also also in Searching Night at the Museum of
the Whatever the fuck this is? Yeah, there was also
two years ago Silent Night at Museum of the Bible.

Speaker 3 (56:16):
Silent Night at Museum of the Bible.

Speaker 1 (56:18):
Which was a yeah, this is it. So they're doing
I guess there was this musical and then they're like, oh,
let's oh this is fucking good, bro, what the fuck
we need? Kevin Sorbo and the Merry Christmas from Us
and Museum of the Bible to you and happy unions.

(56:38):
Oh so, okay, this makes sense. Museum of the Bible
is always just like it's like saying at the Hollywood Bowl.

Speaker 2 (56:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (56:46):
So this was a silent night at Museum of the Bible.

Speaker 2 (56:52):
He's wearing headphones listening to the Bible, and all you
hear is what the fuck?

Speaker 3 (56:57):
What the fuck?

Speaker 1 (56:59):
Kevin Sorbo going to improvise the Book of Ezekiel for everyone.
It's you're gonna love it. Well, Ezekiel saw the fucking
wheel and it was like, what the fuck is this ship? Jobs?

Speaker 2 (57:12):
Is that job? Is that guy named Job? Are the
immigrants gonna steal him?

Speaker 1 (57:16):
What the fuck? Kevin sort improv It's so fucking it's
such an amazing concept to even say that. Look, we're
having so much fun even with this dumb idea, and
this is gonna be so much better.

Speaker 3 (57:33):
Oh. Then we have so many things for our guests
to visit. We have pive An experience, and now we
have Night at the Museum film camp.

Speaker 2 (57:42):
I think we need to create Day at the Night
of the Museum, like we need our own version, right, Yeah,
Day of the Night at the.

Speaker 1 (57:54):
Museum of Ale. Yeah, Oh, I'm just like watching a
thing where people are like, Kevin Sorbo improvised this line,
and You're like, because I was trying to see if
there's anything with Kevin Sorbo doing improv but the most
I can find was just like him just saying going
off script during Hercules things, and people were like that
was so good, that he's like.

Speaker 3 (58:15):
Crazy, that he very famous show for its amazing improvised comedy.

Speaker 2 (58:20):
So uh wait, they made a movie together in twenty fourteen,
So this is like before Trump. Dean Cain and Kevin
Sorbo made God's Not Dead, a twenty fourteen American Christian
drama film.

Speaker 1 (58:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (58:33):
Yeah, it's made sixty two million dollars.

Speaker 3 (58:36):
They're basically the Will Smith and Martin Lawrence of the
Christian film community. People are just like, how do we
get these two back together?

Speaker 1 (58:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (58:45):
They were like a Christian college student who's faith is challengement,
atheist philosophy professor Sorbo who declares God a pre scientific fiction.

Speaker 1 (58:53):
That is so funny. There's the one where he talks
there is an interview where he talks about some guy
who passed away who I think wore worked on Hercules
and he's like, I went, I went. I went down
to guest star in one of the roles and Kevin
and I wait, what the fuck? What the fuck? What
the fuck? He said? We went, We went out to dinner,
and then I went to his midnight improv show. He

(59:15):
did a lot of sports theater or theater sports as
they call it. Oh, a very funny guy, stand up guy.
It was like whose line was it? Anyway? That type
of show. And I went home and he was going
to start a movie in China. About two months later,
that's when I heard about his passing. So he's he
saw one improv show probably.

Speaker 4 (59:33):
And was like, and the guy was this fucking cool
bro and that guy died. Yeah yeah, yeah, And that's
what give me idea for fucking part. So now that's
where he came across this idea of improv.

Speaker 2 (59:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (59:49):
I think he was the guy who maybe created fucking
Hercules or some ship. It's like the guy he was
talking about, so.

Speaker 2 (59:58):
Who did the he he created her like the the show.

Speaker 3 (01:00:03):
Yeah, this is how the Christian community found out about
about improv was meeting this guy. That's why there's this lore.
They're like, Kevin does this thing called improve that we're
just learning about in the Christian entertainment community and it's
really wild. Yeah, how did you find out about this

(01:00:26):
crazy stuff? I was hanging with this guy who was
a demon, it turns out, but yeah, he played the
Greek god war Aris in Hercules. Apparently that's what this
accurate is talking about.

Speaker 1 (01:00:37):
Can't trust that?

Speaker 2 (01:00:38):
Yeah, yeah, I love how this is just indicative of
like where men and women are going in this country.
Is like you have Kevin Sorbo and then like Lucy
Lawless is like his like foil As, like the two
people of that era who were huge in there, like
as Zena and Hercules, and she's like pro LGBTQ, she's
like a climate ambassador. She's like all of these more

(01:01:01):
like left things right, and then you have fucking divorced
ass dad energy Kevin Sorbo, right.

Speaker 1 (01:01:08):
Right, right, Oh well, I'm sure like being being called
Hercules for so many years probably did something to his
pea brain.

Speaker 2 (01:01:15):
She was fucking Sina.

Speaker 7 (01:01:17):
But that's like how women take things like let me help,
and Dean Kane's like, and I'm Superman, and like that's
where they found like solace in each other's company because
they're like these two failed.

Speaker 2 (01:01:28):
Not the worst fucking heated rivalry episode ever.

Speaker 1 (01:01:32):
Oh fuck, Superman, what.

Speaker 2 (01:01:36):
In my butt?

Speaker 1 (01:01:37):
What the fuck are you doing? Kane? What the fuck?
How'd you know I like to be kissed on my
ears like that? What theF fuck?

Speaker 3 (01:01:44):
Superman, take a bite of this mango? It smells like shit?

Speaker 1 (01:01:50):
Shit?

Speaker 3 (01:01:50):
What This is gonna be one of those episodes when
my kids eventually discover this podcast be like, hey, I
heard the sobo oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:02:04):
That was a good one. Good one, Dad, good.

Speaker 2 (01:02:06):
You're like on your deathbed, You're like, what the fuck?

Speaker 1 (01:02:11):
What the fuck?

Speaker 3 (01:02:11):
This mango smells like ship?

Speaker 2 (01:02:13):
Right.

Speaker 1 (01:02:14):
They're like, I didn't know. I didn't know a lot
about what my dad did for work, But now that
he's past, I feel like you would want me to
say this at his funeral.

Speaker 2 (01:02:23):
Off sh.

Speaker 3 (01:02:26):
I love you, Dad. You were a weird guy.

Speaker 2 (01:02:35):
Are you guys? Are you guys ever afraid that your
kids will turn out turn out like normal, like not
funny at all? Like does that ever worry you?

Speaker 1 (01:02:42):
I mean both of my parents are not funny.

Speaker 2 (01:02:44):
So it's not like no, but I mean like like
like they don't like humor, like has I always am
like I don't want my kid to be like a
big hit or just like the most boring.

Speaker 3 (01:02:56):
Personal You say something funny and they're like you mean.

Speaker 2 (01:03:00):
They're like, you're embarrassing. I don't get it, Like I mean,
the embarrassing part is going to happen, but I mean
just the like the like I don't like that, like,
don't do that. I'm like so terrified of them. No
I'm not.

Speaker 1 (01:03:15):
I think it's like like anything, like I just want
them to be happy, you know what I mean, like
fucking life's hard enough, that's so. And if they look
and if they're shitty at improv, that's fine, and they
go every scene ends with what the fuck this?

Speaker 2 (01:03:30):
That's kind of that's kind of a flex.

Speaker 1 (01:03:33):
Maybe that might actually be worse. Your kid becomes like
that kind of improviser and they're like, dude, come to
my improv show. Dad.

Speaker 3 (01:03:40):
I'm like, oh cool, yeah, yeah, that would be my
that would be my My actual fear would be that
they like improv too much, like part of a bad improv.

Speaker 2 (01:03:50):
Have you seen like that Broad City episode where she's
like this model like guy so hot and then she
goes and sees his improv and oh.

Speaker 1 (01:03:58):
Yeah, who that's happened. Yeah, Oh, I think most people
have been on like do you want to come to
my improv graduation show? As like a date. I've done
that twice.

Speaker 2 (01:04:11):
Like what I've gotten for somebody else or.

Speaker 1 (01:04:13):
For one time from one was for someone I was
like dating and the it's just wild when you see
shit like that and you like when you're young, those
are kinds of things you go. Now I'll never talk,
I can't actually connect and I can't even see them
after this.

Speaker 2 (01:04:27):
I'm so get weirded out because I feel like, like
I feel like dudes, like I've seen so many guys
bring their girlfriends or their dates to like open mics,
and I'm like the audacity for you to do that.
I never see like women doing that comedy things. And
then I also think that like I don't know, I

(01:04:50):
feel like with like when guys do it, they have
this like expectation, but I like I feel like most
guys would still like be with a girl that they
didn't think is funny, like that's like the common thread
right right, but for us, like I would see like
a hot dude at an open mic and I'd be like.

Speaker 3 (01:05:07):
And he opened his mouth and good bye it'll be
just about enough.

Speaker 1 (01:05:13):
Yeah, where are you going, babe? That's not finished. They
haven't given me the light. I'm gonna I'm gonna self
immolate in the parking lot. I'll be right back. The
funk was that? What the fuck was? Fuck? You said?
Stunk like ship?

Speaker 2 (01:05:27):
What the fuck?

Speaker 1 (01:05:29):
Like?

Speaker 3 (01:05:30):
Hundred dollars? Improv with Kevin's.

Speaker 1 (01:05:32):
Dude, I have to I know you're trying to get
in trouble because they're like, maybe, oh, Blake, breaking news right.
I approached Blake to go to the Pivot thing.

Speaker 3 (01:05:44):
Not the wait wait ba Pivot Lake Wexler, not the
Pivot Experience Wexler Pivot.

Speaker 1 (01:05:49):
I'm sorry to go to Pivot Experience in the at
the New Jersey Philly border. And he's he know he was.
He said it was a very interesting thing, and maybe
I shouldn't tell this vide. He was like, He's like,
I want to go. He's like, but also like it
might be a bad look for me as a comic
to go to his thing. Yeah, and like being the
VIP then come on a show and talk a bunch

(01:06:11):
of shit. And I was like, and I said, Blake,
I'm honored that you think people listen to this show
to the point they do that and he's like and
then to me, he was like, dude, I think you
need to be a little less like dumb about it.
People listen to the show and like comedians also do
because you have comedians on all the time. Yeah. Yeah,
and a lot of.

Speaker 2 (01:06:30):
People like the more I go places and do show,
Like a lot of people who are tuned into comedy
come to my shows and they're like, oh my god,
you're on, like we're psyching, like like those are the
most consistent people who attend my shows are and pretty.

Speaker 1 (01:06:45):
Similar Piven being like, god, I love this stuff. You
guys are doing, like, oh God, good thing. Do that,
but listen to all the episodes and working my way
back through Jack, you gotta have like a cousin, like
who lives out there right in Philadelphia. You got a
young cousin or something, and be like, Yo, I'll give
you fucking because I'll pay for the ticket going there.
Just just record a couple of voice notes. Man, Yeah,

(01:07:06):
I don't know. We have to do improv. We'll have
to figure that out. Otherwise I'm gonna have to take
one of my nephews to d C to put them
in this camp, and.

Speaker 2 (01:07:16):
We're gonna have to actually commit child abuse in order
to get a reporter.

Speaker 1 (01:07:20):
With what the Fuck Improv with Kevin sorbo is.

Speaker 2 (01:07:25):
Oh, I thought you were naming it what the fuck? Improv?
With Ken Improv, it's like yes, and but you're more
like what the fuck?

Speaker 1 (01:07:36):
And all you do is argue and deny the tenants
of great improv Such a pleasure as always having you
on the daily geist. Where can people find you? Follow you?
Other than that? Improv with Kevin's definitely.

Speaker 2 (01:07:53):
Going to be there for sure. Where else I'm at,
Paul and p A L L A B I G
A Lan everywhere. Second Streams Comedy is this Saturday. It's
this Saturday at the Allegion at eight pm. We have
an incredible lineup and then also Facial Recognition Comedy and
Mermaid Comedy Hour with Valerie Tossi and Katia Sad. We're

(01:08:17):
doing a mashup with me says Zara, those two from
Mermaid Comedy Hour. And then we also have Sisheer Zamada
on March ninth at the Hollywood Improv Main Room come through.
So that's going to be at A seven fifteen on
March ninth, So come to that please, and then my
improv graduation show is going to be what if like

(01:08:42):
all of that gangs showed up and then I didn't graduate.

Speaker 1 (01:08:47):
They're like fail past failing, you have failed. Is there
a work a media that you've been enjoying?

Speaker 2 (01:08:53):
Paula Okay, Yes, I love. Do you know Nettia Kora
four No? Oh my god. She's one of my favorite authors.
She's nigera Nigerian American, and she like incorporates like a
lot of like Nigerian cultural things into her her writing.
This I think is her latest book. It's called Death

(01:09:15):
of the Author, and so far it's great and I
love it, and she's she does like kind of like
I would kind of compare her, like she does like
kind of sometimes like magical surrealism, but like also some
like sci fi stuff and like kind of she kind
of weaves in like a myth like Nigerian mythos and
stuff into her writing. So like in this book, the

(01:09:38):
main character is like a Nigerian American person who lives
in Chicago, but that person is like writing a book
that's like sci fi Nigerian robot stuff, so you get
like parts of it in there anyways, I love her,
She's the best nice.

Speaker 1 (01:09:51):
I like such a highbrow recommendation.

Speaker 2 (01:09:54):
I know. I'm like, I gotta I need to read more.
My brain is getting I'm like, I just need to
dive into a book for my mental health.

Speaker 1 (01:10:02):
Books are good. Books are good, are good.

Speaker 3 (01:10:05):
That is artificial position on this podcast.

Speaker 2 (01:10:07):
Words are toys.

Speaker 1 (01:10:10):
Good, books are good. I believe books are good. What
do you tell you one book that's a book? There
it is.

Speaker 3 (01:10:17):
There's only one good book in my book and that
is LB blow L Biblioteca. There, miles Where can people
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Speaker 2 (01:11:00):
Wait are you saying the days you're sick? You have
other podcasts that I could be on.

Speaker 1 (01:11:12):
You're like, oh yeah, I love, I love I love
the Arsenal Hot Spurs. Oh yeah, I'm like, what the fuck?

Speaker 2 (01:11:26):
Like Ship?

Speaker 3 (01:11:26):
You guys see that they're running around kicking that ball, Like,
what was your favorite goal?

Speaker 4 (01:11:33):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:11:33):
That goal was? I was like, what the fuck when
it went in?

Speaker 2 (01:11:37):
So good?

Speaker 1 (01:11:38):
Show is so good. The goalie stinks like Ship. I
work at media, like it's it's this was maybe came
out six days ago. But this woman schmda at Schmeta
on Instagram is so fucking funny. Dude does a lot
of like music kind of based stuff and just like
i'd imagine a comedian based on the other followers that

(01:11:58):
she has. But this one, this track is called Sean
Paul's synth player who insisted Get Busy has a spooky
vibe And if you know this, it's like, well, mom,
get busy. She's pretending to play the organ to it
with like the spooky so funny, it's like Halloween music

(01:12:23):
exactly like and it's like sophyeah because that little party
is very.

Speaker 3 (01:12:28):
Like she's like in the video for the family character.

Speaker 2 (01:12:31):
Yeah a wait, her Instagram bio says fifty.

Speaker 1 (01:12:38):
So fucking funny. Yeah yeah, yeah, SMDA check that one.
S h M E T T A S meta. Let's see.

Speaker 3 (01:12:47):
I like to tweet from uh Neil Rennick who said,
everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about.
Send them a teams meeting link and finish them off.
It's a little little piece of advice for an assassin
who happened to know and then HB tweeted hasn't won

(01:13:08):
a single one?

Speaker 1 (01:13:09):
Well, you can't win them all. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:13:15):
I saw that and I was like me with auditions,
I was like, this is way too close to home.
When people are like, you know, it's just a numbers game,
and I'm like, is that number zero?

Speaker 7 (01:13:31):
You should use that as an openers not booking auditions.

Speaker 3 (01:13:37):
They say it's a number of games that number zero.
Am I right?

Speaker 1 (01:13:41):
Anyways? Here I am reading the part of okay Paul
reading for the part.

Speaker 2 (01:13:48):
Of please just give me the fucking job one the fuck.

Speaker 3 (01:13:53):
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we think you might enjoy. Hey, Miles, is there a
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Speaker 1 (01:14:20):
Yeah, this is a track from a UK rapper named
Brandon Nemhard, sort of like like Andrew Nemhart. Right, Yeah,
I was like, I know, but Brandon Nemhart and E. M.
B H A r D. The track is called Life,
and I really like the production. It sounds like like
two thousand and two Neptunes production, like Chad and Pharrell

(01:14:42):
up to their old tricks from that era. Like it
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I'm like, this is they're doing the Neptunes with this one.
So check this one out. It's fun track Life by
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