April 2, 2026 • 24 mins
In this edition of Trendal Bag, Miles and special guest co-host Sofiya Alexandra discuss Pam Bondi getting fired?, Trump saying/doing stuff, the Artemis 2 launch (and their toilet troubles), Microslop breaking Outlook…. In space, the passing of the worlds oldest tortoise (was a hoax) and much more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Helloit, yep, I'm there.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
We got got it. I got it.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
Don't worry. It's not my first time. It's probably my
seven thousandth time just doing this.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
But here we go. Hello everybody, and welcome.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
To this April second Trending edition of trendle Bag. Thank
you to First Blood five two to two. Yes, I
talked on yesterday's trending episode about my obsession with seeing
a fecal bag at the Smithsonian Aerospace Museum in Washington,
d C. I always like to go to the space
area and take a photo of the old pop bag
that was on a spaceship because we were talking about
(00:36):
the Artemis two mission. And guess what, I have an
update on their fucking toilet because it ended up becoming
even more of a news story after the launch. Anyway,
here we are, April second. This is what's trending. I'm
Miles Gray. I'm joined by Mike k Onson's Day One,
hilarious comedian, hilarious writer, hilarious person, Sophie Alexandra.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
Yes, yes, I'm so happy to be here. Ju Jack
City continued.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
To Jackson got the j Jack Sweet coming Net show.
So here we are doing our thing.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
First up, I guess really the most breaking news actually
is I had this sort of down below because this
morning and last night there were there were rumors that
a new scapegoat just dropped, you know, because.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Since rumor has it rumor, since Trump.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Is a reptile brained fuck wig that only thinks about
his immediate survival, his solution to any crisis of his
making is looking for another person to pin it on.
And the rumors were, oh, look, I mean, for we
heard about Stephen Miller last week, more that he was
kind of like, I don't know if his idea of
mass deportations is the best. But then we were hearing about,
(01:47):
you know, all the bad numbers around the Epstein files
and things like that, so the solution might be a
fire Pam Bondi And at the time they were just
saying that he's been telling people he's thinking about firing her.
A lot of people pointed to the fact that she
escorted him to the Supreme Court, and they're like, no,
it's fine. If she's with him at the Supreme Court,
she's probably still in uh. But we just found out
(02:09):
like fucking fifteen minutes before we started recording.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Pam Bondy, you're out, You're fired.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
She will be replaced by Deputy Attorney General Todd Blanche,
who will be acting Attorney General. The rumor was that
perhaps it'll be Lee Zelden, who was running the EPA,
that will slot in his place, but it turns out
the President quote wrote on truth Social that Bondi would
be transitioning to a much needed and important new job
in the private sector.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Sure, okay, So I have two things to say. One
is I think that he I mean, he has pretty
advanced dementia. I think he probably still thinks this is
the Apprentice.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
Probably so he.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Just is like, oh, I'm required to fire somebody like
every couple days, Like it's for the show.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
It's for the show, it's for my own ego.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
He did say, Pam Bondy is a great American patriot
and a loyal friend who faithfully served as my Attorney
General over the past year. Pam did a tremendous job
overseeing a massive crackdown in crime across our country. The
crime rates were plummeting well before this administration. But okay,
with murders plummeting to their lowest level since nineteen hundred,
uh huh uh huh, Okay, I think again, this was
(03:22):
all about the Epstein files, and you know the fact
that maybe she just couldn't properly do the full on
cover up by acting like nothing happened. The fact is
the files were there for everybody to see. So I
don't know if that's Pam Bondi's fault or maybe Trump,
that's your fault for fucking being involved.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
And also the second thing I want to say is
people have to stop saying so and so is out,
because again I just keep thinking everyone's a lesbian now
and then it turns out Pam Bondi is out.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
No, no, Pam Bondy is fire rid.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
I really would like to the record to reflect my
honor that she is not gay, she is out.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
She is buying.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Yeah, yeah, I'm wondering if she's crying because, I mean,
most intelligent not.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
I mean, come on, she was doing that job.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Are you serious when she went up there and debased
herself in front of that Senate committee and was like
the TAO is at or knows the House committee that
Dow is at fifty thousand points when you're being asked about.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Epstein files, lady, come.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
On, that was one of the things in like the
rumor articles, it's said he has also complained about her
shortcomings as a communicator.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Wow, that's hilarious from someone that does not know how
to speak to people period.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (04:40):
But you know what, Pam, I.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Don't let the door hit you on the ass and
the way out private sector.
Speaker 4 (04:46):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
I guess you'll be doing reprehensible things now for more money.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
She'll probably yes, representing I don't know, people who are
doing war crimes or something.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Yeah, I'm like, good luck at your new like war
or society that you're gonna end up working for.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Maybe just like fuck off and disappear, you know, don't
need to hear about you anymore.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
What I would like is for people who have been
fired by Trump to then be so like completely dropped
by the administration in every way that for the rest
of their life they're just like lepers.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
Yeah, Like people know.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
You have the mark of Kine on you, and like
you're not getting any more money. Trump doesn't give a
fuck about you. You don't have any friends on that side.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Yeah, But the one place that you seem to be
able to go after being after leaving the White House
is Dancing with the Stars, so maybe we'll see her there.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
So I don't know.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
True and just so depressive Sean, So you think we
can't sink any lower.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
It's like next couple.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Hello, can you go?
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Also big news yesterday there we were talking and yesterday's
trending about Okay, So Trump's got a big press conference
about Iran tonight He's announced with a major announcement, and
I was like, I don't know, is he gonna publicly
break up with NATO. He didn't quite get that far,
but he did whine about everything and it really wasn't
much of a major announcement aside from him just like
(06:19):
rehashing the same shit he posts on truth social all
the time. He's saying now he's like the attacks on
Iran and quote over the next two to three weeks,
saying we're going to bring them back to the Stone
Ages where they belong, which is a bit that that
didn't help the price of oil, which is a thing
he seems to have his eye on, but yeah, they're
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back to the Stone Ages. He gave about a twenty
minute or just a little under twenty minute rambling speech
where he couldn't really finish the job.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
I also would like for him to name like one
other age because I guarantee.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
You two to three weeks.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
You mean, no, no, no where. He's like, we're going
to bomb him to the stone age. I'm like, first,
tell me when that is. Second of I'll name a
second age. I guarantee you.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
You're like old old age, yesterday, old age.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Yep, that's what I know. There's stone age, old age, underage.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
Yeah, that's someone I'm really familiar with.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
It's funny because on March eleventh, this dude said we're
going to finish the job.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
We're getting very close. That was on March eleventh.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
So again, two to three weeks is like his favorite
fake thing to do in his first administration. He's like,
it's going to be infrastructure weeks. In about two to
three weeks, and we're gonna be having a big plan
about infrastructure.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
You can't the check is in the mail, the war
in in Iran.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
You just can't do that. You can't be like, yeah, no,
it's on the way. You should be getting any day now.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Two to three weeks, we're gonna stop bombing people. This
is also a lot of people are like, he can't
even talk as normally, of course, but this is him
saying battlefield.
Speaker 5 (07:55):
Epic fury targeting the world's number one stage spawned Terra.
So in these past four weeks, our armed forces have
delivered swift, decisive, overwhelming victories on the battlefield Batterfield.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Hey Batterfeld, Hey, who's your manager?
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Oh? Nick Batterfeld?
Speaker 3 (08:19):
Can you pass me the missus batterfelds from my pancakes?
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Oh, it's my favorite Batterfeld. Thanks mom. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Maybe he was all tired from that Easter lunch he
went to earlier, where he told attendees that basically, the
government can't pay for daycare, Medicare, and Medicaid because we're
fighting wars. He was like, we can't take care of everything,
you know, some of that has to be the states.
You know, we got fifty states, We have all these
other people. We're fighting wars. We can't take care of daycare. So, yeah,
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promises kept, promises, promise is broken.
Speaker 4 (09:02):
Happy Easter, you guys.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
Yeah, you drop good news like there will be no
daycare while like little children hunt for eggs around me. Really, yeah, sweetheart,
you're probably gonna die of the measles. And also, no
one's gonna watch you because mommy and daddy have to
have eight side gigs to make a living.
Speaker 4 (09:22):
Did you see?
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Also, you know you saw did you see the video
where drew Ski dressed up as Erica? Course, so he
also at that like speech during this Easter thing, He's like,
I think you should sue him, Like he just opera
pop nothing just brings up the Erica Drewski fucking drama.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
They're so jealous of Erica, is what he said.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
M Yeah, there's I'm always sitting around being like, damn,
I wish I had a husband that got shot in
the head.
Speaker 4 (09:50):
What are you talking about.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
I think it's just because his idea is like it's
so popping to be a powerful white woman in media.
That that's exactly why Drewski is lampooning the whole thing.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
It's a very very funny, silly situation.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
Also, I'm sorry white Chicks did it first and the
Wayans Brothers did it perfectly.
Speaker 4 (10:13):
Zero notes. You see, like.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Jamie Kennedy was like, I'm posting my black face video
if Drewski can do white face, and you're like, no.
Speaker 4 (10:21):
That man is still talking or alive.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Yeah, Oh, it's it gets worse and worse every time
he opens his mouth, and then even more memorably like
at this once he was unable to find JD. Vance,
so then he just switches to nagging him as a
way to cover for the factor.
Speaker 4 (10:40):
Yeah, he's like, let's be fat phobic real quick.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Yeah, here here.
Speaker 5 (10:43):
The White House, including Vice President JD.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Vance.
Speaker 5 (10:46):
I think JD is JD.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
Here, JD.
Speaker 5 (10:53):
He's lost weight, he got a little dinner, and I'm
looking for I'm looking for a heavy set gentleman, and
now I find a perfect, a perfect looking.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
Specimen, just how I like it. Thank you, JD.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
I've been saying enough passive aggressive shit around you that
you finally got on the glps.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
My guy, I would absolutely immediately put this at the
top of my resume. A perfect specimen, President Trump, perfect
looking looking specimen.
Speaker 4 (11:21):
What what is happening? Two that? This is it?
Speaker 2 (11:26):
These are important things that are going on, JD. I
don't You're not going to get anywhere looking like that.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
He's just sounding like some like it sounds like how
my family talks, and I'm sure like all people with
non American families exactly, is a way where you just
go directly.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
Oh you're fat. Oh, you're skinny now exactly. I was sorry.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
I was confused because you're normally so fat that I
didn't recognize you.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
But now you are skinny. Yes, thank you. My mom
does this thing. This is how she tells me she
thinks I'm fat. She'll come and she'll pull my cheeks
out like this with her hands, yeah, and not say anything,
and I'm like, you fucking bitch.
Speaker 4 (12:09):
My mom's gonna say some chill you also muffin top me.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
She'll fucking pinch the sides and be like, oh, such
a dick.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
This is the sequence.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Sometimes, especially since I've become a dad too, and you know,
dad bought engage. She'll be like, which is like, oh
you've kind of gotten fat, huh. And I'm like She's like, well,
your stomachs sticking out.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
It's just like that. Every time.
Speaker 4 (12:37):
That's so funny.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
My mom will be like, oh, the which is fluffy.
She'll straight be like, oh while she fucking muffin tops
my face and my god.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Oh fluffy.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Are you opening for Gabriel Glacis?
Speaker 4 (12:58):
Yeah, tonight tonight you.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Must be opening for Gate Mom. I didn't even know
you had bars like that.
Speaker 4 (13:08):
Seriously, she's just your roasting me perfectly.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
No, she does the fluffy and she'll also sometimes be
like a roundabout way where she'll be like plats at
the CoIP smash, she's doing big hands and it's like
at the CoIP it's like she's telling me my dress
is too tight.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
I wish people could see what.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
Honestly, she's just like she's like, basically the face and
the hands are saying you're straining the limits of the
fabric and the known physical world. But instead of finishing
the sentence, she'll just say your dress and then she'll
make the gesture yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
At least be like, uh, you know, Lucille Bluth and say,
you're testing the tensile strength of that thing.
Speaker 4 (13:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Yeah, all right, let's take a quick break when we
come back. I get to check in with my favorite
most intive toilet on a spaceship right after this, and
we're back. So Artemis two launched somewhat without incident, although
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there were a couple things that went a little wacky.
There were issues reported with the flight termination system and
the launch a bort system, which was a little bit
of a bit of an issue, but that got cleared up.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
I'm literally not a rocket scientist. But from my reading,
from what I understand, those two are really crucial systems.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
You couldn't want to be able to be like, no, fucking,
fucking fucking stop.
Speaker 3 (14:46):
It if you can't communicate with your rocket enough to
like kill it if you need to. Yeah, yeah, sorry,
I mean, Houston, we have a problem. Is the worst
thing I could possibly say right now, but it is
right there, and yeah, it's the fucking worst.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
The flight termination system is a thing that allows the
engineers on the ground to destroy the rocket if it
veers off course.
Speaker 4 (15:08):
That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
That's important. How we never seen like a Superman movie?
What the fuck are we talking about right now?
Speaker 1 (15:13):
Yeah, so we talked about, or I talked about excessively,
how there's a toilet on it for the first time
with a door, because before they were just pissing and pooping.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
Like, hey, turn around, man, I'm gonna take a.
Speaker 4 (15:25):
Lot of shit. You're so poop sessed. It's crazy.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
I'm poop positive, you know what I mean. We all shit.
Speaker 4 (15:31):
Look, I'm sorry, I'm poop neutral.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
I just really don't feel like we need to like
poop put the poop on a pedestal.
Speaker 4 (15:36):
Or like really you know, so.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
One thing was that like we found out that the
the pe hoose was using a fan to draw it,
said Shepherd, the liquid down the thing in which you
just said the piss hose was getting sucked away. But
I guess it wasn't really the most scientific way to
describe that. But the crew quote reported that a problem
with a toilet fan rendered it unusable for number one.
(16:01):
The toilet fan is reported to be jammed. NASA spokesperson
Gary Jordan told space dot com. Now the ground teams
are coming up with instructions on how to get into
the fan and clear that area to revive the toilet
for the mission. In the meantime, astronauts reportedly employed their
contingency waste management capabilities.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
Specifically, is that just shitting in a trash bag or what?
Speaker 1 (16:22):
I think it's just like plan It's probably just little
like bags that they can just pee into and then
just like put into a thing back into space.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
Probably she set out one though.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
One thing though they said it did not render the
bathroom totally unusable, thank god, the fecal collection of the toilet.
That specific capability can still be used with the waste
management system on board.
Speaker 4 (16:46):
Why are you so stupid?
Speaker 1 (16:49):
It's this thing I was saying, I was saying yesterday,
it's just something so funny to me about taking a
dump in space.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
It is and now and like the thing is, I
never wanted to think about it, but now I have
so many questions, don't you Because the piss becomes like
little drops right.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Well, you know there's no gravity that's holding saying so
like this one it was like a vacuum basically that
they would just with like a little piece that you
could hook up to your genitals and then it just
the p just goes down there.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
It's like, sure, I feel like with men it's easier
because you have like an attachment. But for for the women,
is it just like the shape of a bicycle seat,
but like it sucks on around your vagina and then you.
Speaker 4 (17:32):
Just be in it?
Speaker 2 (17:32):
Yeah? Maybe probably?
Speaker 4 (17:34):
So what the fan have to do with anything?
Speaker 1 (17:36):
Because the gravity wouldn't just make the liquid go down
the two you know what I mean? Because there's no gravity,
so the fan is pushing it. Fan is there to
like to draw the liquid into one direction?
Speaker 3 (17:46):
Shot Harry Styles.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
Shout out my varied styles of your name, Charlie pooh,
Charlie pooh.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
So here's the other thing though too.
Speaker 4 (17:59):
This is so in my head.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
Sorry, I pictured the fan being like the fan that
makes the poop smell go away, and they're like no,
and I know that's not.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
What it was, but I'm just telling you this is
not a total washlet uh.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
The thing though, The other thing that's just so funny
to me was at this moment which anyone who has
an office job and you have to deal with outlook,
the fucked up Microsoft email application. This is a legitimate
correspondence from the people on the space on the spacecraft
to ground control.
Speaker 6 (18:28):
We suspect the issue with your PCD maybe optimist software.
We were able to connect to PCD one. We can
see it on the network. So with your GO we
can remote in and take a look directly.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
They're like, okay, if there's something going on the computer,
They're like, something's up, yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Go for it. And then I also see that I
have two Microsoft outlooks and neither one of those are working.
Speaker 3 (18:48):
If you want to remote in, it's those two outlooks
that will be awesome.
Speaker 6 (18:55):
You will join in on your PCD and we'll let
you know when we're done.
Speaker 3 (18:59):
Imagine being in space and you still have to use
out That was outrageous.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
The toilet's broke and you're like, can we get this
fucking toilet fix? You're like, also, there's two versions of
Outlook running and neither.
Speaker 4 (19:14):
Of them are working.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
Can you just filter out We may have we sent
the message there on Outlook.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
I'm sorry. Have you tried to actually search for.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
An email and Outlook It's fucking impossible, So we might
as well just die up here, you know what, I'm
hitting the fucking missional board button up here, man, fuck it.
Speaker 3 (19:31):
I cannot believe they'd at least get them slack or
something like.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
I just love it, space bro. I'm looking at two.
I'm looking at two instances of Microsoft Outlook.
Speaker 4 (19:43):
He said, instances like it was a viral outbreak.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
And then finally, I don't know if you heard there
was there was a whole thing yesterday that was going
around and it wasn't even an aprile folds And you're
like that if they The Daily Mail, BBC USA Today
all reported that Jonathan, the world's oldest known tortoise, had
died at the age of one hundred and ninety three
years old.
Speaker 4 (20:11):
Never lie to me like that again Internet, Oh.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
Never fuck with me like that. Guess what that was
all bullshit because it came from some random fuck on
fucking Twitter.
Speaker 4 (20:21):
Grift team, A fucking grift is who it came from.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
It was some and again this is what happens because
this dude, just this account just had a verified blue
check so I guess suddenly, wait.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
You can buy.
Speaker 4 (20:32):
So I don't know why anybody was like this is
for real.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
They're like, oh, I mean the guy's handle says it's
the exact vet of that place. This must be true.
But the account was actually located in Brazil. And then
this was the thing. It said, heartbroken to share that
our beloved Jonathan, the world's oldest living land An, was
passed away to day peacefully on Saint Helena and estimated
one hundred ninety three plus years old, this gentle giant
(20:57):
outlived Empire's wars and generations of humans and said you
you will be missed. But again it was a scam
because this dude was in to be like, hey, man,
if you got some some crypto, you know, you could
you could slide my way.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
If I could hold some crypto, that'd be that would
be really great man.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
You know, I'm just kind of getting over this ship
turns out not true at all. The real Jonathan is alive,
the actual.
Speaker 3 (21:21):
People thank god, because I didn't even know about him
five seconds ago.
Speaker 4 (21:24):
Then, you know, I was really upset about him possibly dying.
Speaker 3 (21:28):
And now I feel vindicated that someone I never cared
about or knew about.
Speaker 4 (21:32):
Now I'm super invested and he's alive.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
I love old turtles. I don't know I love.
Speaker 4 (21:37):
Old turtles now that I know about that.
Speaker 2 (21:39):
Old turtles is how I feel about everything.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
I love a turtle because I kind of you know,
like I haven't they moved, so they kind of missed
took out there.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
They move slow.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
They're wise as fuck, you know what I mean. They're like,
b I'm not in a rush man, look at me
where I'm gonna go. I'm one hundred and five years old.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
I feel like they're the owls of land animals, like
wisdom wise, oh, you know what I mean. I'm like,
if I had to go for someone that's like a
land animal, if like an owl was not available to
give me good advice, I think I can go to
a fucking tortoise.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
If you're on a shroom trip, Like if a goat
came up to you, like, Bro, what the fuck are
you gonna tell me? Bro, get the fuck out of here,
Go get a tortoise or a fucking owl to fucking
blow my mind.
Speaker 3 (22:22):
Up right here exactly. And if we're going see like
I need like I need like a whale. I know
dolphins are all as smart, but Bro, they'd be horny.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
They'll try and smash.
Speaker 4 (22:32):
They're fucking horny. I can't. I can't. I'm trying to.
I'm trying to get my life right.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
I'm trying to get my what a spiritual path right now?
Speaker 1 (22:39):
Dolphin, I'm not trying to fucking smash, yeah exactly.
Speaker 4 (22:42):
I'm trying to learn some wisdom. Yeah yeah, get me
the whales.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
Exactly, get me the wheel.
Speaker 4 (22:50):
I'm like, thank you, That's what I was looking for
this whole right.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
I do need to go easier on myself and forgive myself.
There's nothing wrong with.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
You, that's right.
Speaker 3 (23:01):
Oh yeah, damn I should release all that sadness.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
Lost Ones.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
Lost Ones by Lauren Hill really is an underrated track.
People don't talk about that enough. It's funny how money
change it. You wait shot and then you start rapping
with the whale.
Speaker 4 (23:16):
I'm like, oh you fuck with crack Sandwich by j
JD two. Oh my god, the Whales. You're like, oh shit,
whales got bars.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
A tune into our new podcast, Whale Bars with Sophia
and Miles, coming soon, but to.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
A street corner near you.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
All right, that's gonna do it for this trending episode Thursday,
April second deuces to Pam bondy uh, get fucked. We'll
be back tomorrow with a brand new episode in the morning.
So until then, take care of sales, take care of
each other, get your shots, your vaccine, et cetera.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
Don't do nothing about whiteupremacy, and until then you will
love bye.
Speaker 4 (24:00):
We love you now.
Speaker 3 (24:02):
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Speaker 2 (00:03):
We got got it. I got it.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
Don't worry. It's not my first time. It's probably my
seven thousandth time just doing this.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
But here we go. Hello everybody, and welcome.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
To this April second Trending edition of trendle Bag. Thank
you to First Blood five two to two. Yes, I
talked on yesterday's trending episode about my obsession with seeing
a fecal bag at the Smithsonian Aerospace Museum in Washington,
d C. I always like to go to the space
area and take a photo of the old pop bag
that was on a spaceship because we were talking about
(00:36):
the Artemis two mission. And guess what, I have an
update on their fucking toilet because it ended up becoming
even more of a news story after the launch. Anyway,
here we are, April second. This is what's trending. I'm
Miles Gray. I'm joined by Mike k Onson's Day One,
hilarious comedian, hilarious writer, hilarious person, Sophie Alexandra.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
Yes, yes, I'm so happy to be here. Ju Jack
City continued.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
To Jackson got the j Jack Sweet coming Net show.
So here we are doing our thing.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
First up, I guess really the most breaking news actually
is I had this sort of down below because this
morning and last night there were there were rumors that
a new scapegoat just dropped, you know, because.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Since rumor has it rumor, since Trump.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Is a reptile brained fuck wig that only thinks about
his immediate survival, his solution to any crisis of his
making is looking for another person to pin it on.
And the rumors were, oh, look, I mean, for we
heard about Stephen Miller last week, more that he was
kind of like, I don't know if his idea of
mass deportations is the best. But then we were hearing about,
(01:47):
you know, all the bad numbers around the Epstein files
and things like that, so the solution might be a
fire Pam Bondi And at the time they were just
saying that he's been telling people he's thinking about firing her.
A lot of people pointed to the fact that she
escorted him to the Supreme Court, and they're like, no,
it's fine. If she's with him at the Supreme Court,
she's probably still in uh. But we just found out
(02:09):
like fucking fifteen minutes before we started recording.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Pam Bondy, you're out, You're fired.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
She will be replaced by Deputy Attorney General Todd Blanche,
who will be acting Attorney General. The rumor was that
perhaps it'll be Lee Zelden, who was running the EPA,
that will slot in his place, but it turns out
the President quote wrote on truth Social that Bondi would
be transitioning to a much needed and important new job
in the private sector.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Sure, okay, So I have two things to say. One
is I think that he I mean, he has pretty
advanced dementia. I think he probably still thinks this is
the Apprentice.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
Probably so he.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Just is like, oh, I'm required to fire somebody like
every couple days, Like it's for the show.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
It's for the show, it's for my own ego.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
He did say, Pam Bondy is a great American patriot
and a loyal friend who faithfully served as my Attorney
General over the past year. Pam did a tremendous job
overseeing a massive crackdown in crime across our country. The
crime rates were plummeting well before this administration. But okay,
with murders plummeting to their lowest level since nineteen hundred,
uh huh uh huh, Okay, I think again, this was
(03:22):
all about the Epstein files, and you know the fact
that maybe she just couldn't properly do the full on
cover up by acting like nothing happened. The fact is
the files were there for everybody to see. So I
don't know if that's Pam Bondi's fault or maybe Trump,
that's your fault for fucking being involved.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
And also the second thing I want to say is
people have to stop saying so and so is out,
because again I just keep thinking everyone's a lesbian now
and then it turns out Pam Bondi is out.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
No, no, Pam Bondy is fire rid.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
I really would like to the record to reflect my
honor that she is not gay, she is out.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
She is buying.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Yeah, yeah, I'm wondering if she's crying because, I mean,
most intelligent not.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
I mean, come on, she was doing that job.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Are you serious when she went up there and debased
herself in front of that Senate committee and was like
the TAO is at or knows the House committee that
Dow is at fifty thousand points when you're being asked about.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Epstein files, lady, come.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
On, that was one of the things in like the
rumor articles, it's said he has also complained about her
shortcomings as a communicator.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Wow, that's hilarious from someone that does not know how
to speak to people period.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (04:40):
But you know what, Pam, I.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Don't let the door hit you on the ass and
the way out private sector.
Speaker 4 (04:46):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
I guess you'll be doing reprehensible things now for more money.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
She'll probably yes, representing I don't know, people who are
doing war crimes or something.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Yeah, I'm like, good luck at your new like war
or society that you're gonna end up working for.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Maybe just like fuck off and disappear, you know, don't
need to hear about you anymore.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
What I would like is for people who have been
fired by Trump to then be so like completely dropped
by the administration in every way that for the rest
of their life they're just like lepers.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
Yeah, Like people know.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
You have the mark of Kine on you, and like
you're not getting any more money. Trump doesn't give a
fuck about you. You don't have any friends on that side.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Yeah, But the one place that you seem to be
able to go after being after leaving the White House
is Dancing with the Stars, so maybe we'll see her there.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
So I don't know.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
True and just so depressive Sean, So you think we
can't sink any lower.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
It's like next couple.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Hello, can you go?
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Also big news yesterday there we were talking and yesterday's
trending about Okay, So Trump's got a big press conference
about Iran tonight He's announced with a major announcement, and
I was like, I don't know, is he gonna publicly
break up with NATO. He didn't quite get that far,
but he did whine about everything and it really wasn't
much of a major announcement aside from him just like
(06:19):
rehashing the same shit he posts on truth social all
the time. He's saying now he's like the attacks on
Iran and quote over the next two to three weeks,
saying we're going to bring them back to the Stone
Ages where they belong, which is a bit that that
didn't help the price of oil, which is a thing
he seems to have his eye on, but yeah, they're
(06:41):
back to the Stone Ages. He gave about a twenty
minute or just a little under twenty minute rambling speech
where he couldn't really finish the job.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
I also would like for him to name like one
other age because I guarantee.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
You two to three weeks.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
You mean, no, no, no where. He's like, we're going
to bomb him to the stone age. I'm like, first,
tell me when that is. Second of I'll name a
second age. I guarantee you.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
You're like old old age, yesterday, old age.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Yep, that's what I know. There's stone age, old age, underage.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
Yeah, that's someone I'm really familiar with.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
It's funny because on March eleventh, this dude said we're
going to finish the job.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
We're getting very close. That was on March eleventh.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
So again, two to three weeks is like his favorite
fake thing to do in his first administration. He's like,
it's going to be infrastructure weeks. In about two to
three weeks, and we're gonna be having a big plan
about infrastructure.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
You can't the check is in the mail, the war
in in Iran.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
You just can't do that. You can't be like, yeah, no,
it's on the way. You should be getting any day now.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Two to three weeks, we're gonna stop bombing people. This
is also a lot of people are like, he can't
even talk as normally, of course, but this is him
saying battlefield.
Speaker 5 (07:55):
Epic fury targeting the world's number one stage spawned Terra.
So in these past four weeks, our armed forces have
delivered swift, decisive, overwhelming victories on the battlefield Batterfield.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Hey Batterfeld, Hey, who's your manager?
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Oh? Nick Batterfeld?
Speaker 3 (08:19):
Can you pass me the missus batterfelds from my pancakes?
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Oh, it's my favorite Batterfeld. Thanks mom. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Maybe he was all tired from that Easter lunch he
went to earlier, where he told attendees that basically, the
government can't pay for daycare, Medicare, and Medicaid because we're
fighting wars. He was like, we can't take care of everything,
you know, some of that has to be the states.
You know, we got fifty states, We have all these
other people. We're fighting wars. We can't take care of daycare. So, yeah,
(08:57):
promises kept, promises, promise is broken.
Speaker 4 (09:02):
Happy Easter, you guys.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
Yeah, you drop good news like there will be no
daycare while like little children hunt for eggs around me. Really, yeah, sweetheart,
you're probably gonna die of the measles. And also, no
one's gonna watch you because mommy and daddy have to
have eight side gigs to make a living.
Speaker 4 (09:22):
Did you see?
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Also, you know you saw did you see the video
where drew Ski dressed up as Erica? Course, so he
also at that like speech during this Easter thing, He's like,
I think you should sue him, Like he just opera
pop nothing just brings up the Erica Drewski fucking drama.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
They're so jealous of Erica, is what he said.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
M Yeah, there's I'm always sitting around being like, damn,
I wish I had a husband that got shot in
the head.
Speaker 4 (09:50):
What are you talking about.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
I think it's just because his idea is like it's
so popping to be a powerful white woman in media.
That that's exactly why Drewski is lampooning the whole thing.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
It's a very very funny, silly situation.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
Also, I'm sorry white Chicks did it first and the
Wayans Brothers did it perfectly.
Speaker 4 (10:13):
Zero notes. You see, like.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Jamie Kennedy was like, I'm posting my black face video
if Drewski can do white face, and you're like, no.
Speaker 4 (10:21):
That man is still talking or alive.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Yeah, Oh, it's it gets worse and worse every time
he opens his mouth, and then even more memorably like
at this once he was unable to find JD. Vance,
so then he just switches to nagging him as a
way to cover for the factor.
Speaker 4 (10:40):
Yeah, he's like, let's be fat phobic real quick.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Yeah, here here.
Speaker 5 (10:43):
The White House, including Vice President JD.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Vance.
Speaker 5 (10:46):
I think JD is JD.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
Here, JD.
Speaker 5 (10:53):
He's lost weight, he got a little dinner, and I'm
looking for I'm looking for a heavy set gentleman, and
now I find a perfect, a perfect looking.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
Specimen, just how I like it. Thank you, JD.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
I've been saying enough passive aggressive shit around you that
you finally got on the glps.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
My guy, I would absolutely immediately put this at the
top of my resume. A perfect specimen, President Trump, perfect
looking looking specimen.
Speaker 4 (11:21):
What what is happening? Two that? This is it?
Speaker 2 (11:26):
These are important things that are going on, JD. I
don't You're not going to get anywhere looking like that.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
He's just sounding like some like it sounds like how
my family talks, and I'm sure like all people with
non American families exactly, is a way where you just
go directly.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
Oh you're fat. Oh, you're skinny now exactly. I was sorry.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
I was confused because you're normally so fat that I
didn't recognize you.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
But now you are skinny. Yes, thank you. My mom
does this thing. This is how she tells me she
thinks I'm fat. She'll come and she'll pull my cheeks
out like this with her hands, yeah, and not say anything,
and I'm like, you fucking bitch.
Speaker 4 (12:09):
My mom's gonna say some chill you also muffin top me.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
She'll fucking pinch the sides and be like, oh, such
a dick.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
This is the sequence.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Sometimes, especially since I've become a dad too, and you know,
dad bought engage. She'll be like, which is like, oh
you've kind of gotten fat, huh. And I'm like She's like, well,
your stomachs sticking out.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
It's just like that. Every time.
Speaker 4 (12:37):
That's so funny.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
My mom will be like, oh, the which is fluffy.
She'll straight be like, oh while she fucking muffin tops
my face and my god.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Oh fluffy.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Are you opening for Gabriel Glacis?
Speaker 4 (12:58):
Yeah, tonight tonight you.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Must be opening for Gate Mom. I didn't even know
you had bars like that.
Speaker 4 (13:08):
Seriously, she's just your roasting me perfectly.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
No, she does the fluffy and she'll also sometimes be
like a roundabout way where she'll be like plats at
the CoIP smash, she's doing big hands and it's like
at the CoIP it's like she's telling me my dress
is too tight.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
I wish people could see what.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
Honestly, she's just like she's like, basically the face and
the hands are saying you're straining the limits of the
fabric and the known physical world. But instead of finishing
the sentence, she'll just say your dress and then she'll
make the gesture yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
At least be like, uh, you know, Lucille Bluth and say,
you're testing the tensile strength of that thing.
Speaker 4 (13:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Yeah, all right, let's take a quick break when we
come back. I get to check in with my favorite
most intive toilet on a spaceship right after this, and
we're back. So Artemis two launched somewhat without incident, although
(14:20):
there were a couple things that went a little wacky.
There were issues reported with the flight termination system and
the launch a bort system, which was a little bit
of a bit of an issue, but that got cleared up.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
I'm literally not a rocket scientist. But from my reading,
from what I understand, those two are really crucial systems.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
You couldn't want to be able to be like, no, fucking,
fucking fucking stop.
Speaker 3 (14:46):
It if you can't communicate with your rocket enough to
like kill it if you need to. Yeah, yeah, sorry,
I mean, Houston, we have a problem. Is the worst
thing I could possibly say right now, but it is
right there, and yeah, it's the fucking worst.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
The flight termination system is a thing that allows the
engineers on the ground to destroy the rocket if it
veers off course.
Speaker 4 (15:08):
That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
That's important. How we never seen like a Superman movie?
What the fuck are we talking about right now?
Speaker 1 (15:13):
Yeah, so we talked about, or I talked about excessively,
how there's a toilet on it for the first time
with a door, because before they were just pissing and pooping.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
Like, hey, turn around, man, I'm gonna take a.
Speaker 4 (15:25):
Lot of shit. You're so poop sessed. It's crazy.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
I'm poop positive, you know what I mean. We all shit.
Speaker 4 (15:31):
Look, I'm sorry, I'm poop neutral.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
I just really don't feel like we need to like
poop put the poop on a pedestal.
Speaker 4 (15:36):
Or like really you know, so.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
One thing was that like we found out that the
the pe hoose was using a fan to draw it,
said Shepherd, the liquid down the thing in which you
just said the piss hose was getting sucked away. But
I guess it wasn't really the most scientific way to
describe that. But the crew quote reported that a problem
with a toilet fan rendered it unusable for number one.
(16:01):
The toilet fan is reported to be jammed. NASA spokesperson
Gary Jordan told space dot com. Now the ground teams
are coming up with instructions on how to get into
the fan and clear that area to revive the toilet
for the mission. In the meantime, astronauts reportedly employed their
contingency waste management capabilities.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
Specifically, is that just shitting in a trash bag or what?
Speaker 1 (16:22):
I think it's just like plan It's probably just little
like bags that they can just pee into and then
just like put into a thing back into space.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
Probably she set out one though.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
One thing though they said it did not render the
bathroom totally unusable, thank god, the fecal collection of the toilet.
That specific capability can still be used with the waste
management system on board.
Speaker 4 (16:46):
Why are you so stupid?
Speaker 1 (16:49):
It's this thing I was saying, I was saying yesterday,
it's just something so funny to me about taking a
dump in space.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
It is and now and like the thing is, I
never wanted to think about it, but now I have
so many questions, don't you Because the piss becomes like
little drops right.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Well, you know there's no gravity that's holding saying so
like this one it was like a vacuum basically that
they would just with like a little piece that you
could hook up to your genitals and then it just
the p just goes down there.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
It's like, sure, I feel like with men it's easier
because you have like an attachment. But for for the women,
is it just like the shape of a bicycle seat,
but like it sucks on around your vagina and then you.
Speaker 4 (17:32):
Just be in it?
Speaker 2 (17:32):
Yeah? Maybe probably?
Speaker 4 (17:34):
So what the fan have to do with anything?
Speaker 1 (17:36):
Because the gravity wouldn't just make the liquid go down
the two you know what I mean? Because there's no gravity,
so the fan is pushing it. Fan is there to
like to draw the liquid into one direction?
Speaker 3 (17:46):
Shot Harry Styles.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
Shout out my varied styles of your name, Charlie pooh,
Charlie pooh.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
So here's the other thing though too.
Speaker 4 (17:59):
This is so in my head.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
Sorry, I pictured the fan being like the fan that
makes the poop smell go away, and they're like no,
and I know that's not.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
What it was, but I'm just telling you this is
not a total washlet uh.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
The thing though, The other thing that's just so funny
to me was at this moment which anyone who has
an office job and you have to deal with outlook,
the fucked up Microsoft email application. This is a legitimate
correspondence from the people on the space on the spacecraft
to ground control.
Speaker 6 (18:28):
We suspect the issue with your PCD maybe optimist software.
We were able to connect to PCD one. We can
see it on the network. So with your GO we
can remote in and take a look directly.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
They're like, okay, if there's something going on the computer,
They're like, something's up, yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Go for it. And then I also see that I
have two Microsoft outlooks and neither one of those are working.
Speaker 3 (18:48):
If you want to remote in, it's those two outlooks
that will be awesome.
Speaker 6 (18:55):
You will join in on your PCD and we'll let
you know when we're done.
Speaker 3 (18:59):
Imagine being in space and you still have to use
out That was outrageous.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
The toilet's broke and you're like, can we get this
fucking toilet fix? You're like, also, there's two versions of
Outlook running and neither.
Speaker 4 (19:14):
Of them are working.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
Can you just filter out We may have we sent
the message there on Outlook.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
I'm sorry. Have you tried to actually search for.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
An email and Outlook It's fucking impossible, So we might
as well just die up here, you know what, I'm
hitting the fucking missional board button up here, man, fuck it.
Speaker 3 (19:31):
I cannot believe they'd at least get them slack or
something like.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
I just love it, space bro. I'm looking at two.
I'm looking at two instances of Microsoft Outlook.
Speaker 4 (19:43):
He said, instances like it was a viral outbreak.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
And then finally, I don't know if you heard there
was there was a whole thing yesterday that was going
around and it wasn't even an aprile folds And you're
like that if they The Daily Mail, BBC USA Today
all reported that Jonathan, the world's oldest known tortoise, had
died at the age of one hundred and ninety three
years old.
Speaker 4 (20:11):
Never lie to me like that again Internet, Oh.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
Never fuck with me like that. Guess what that was
all bullshit because it came from some random fuck on
fucking Twitter.
Speaker 4 (20:21):
Grift team, A fucking grift is who it came from.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
It was some and again this is what happens because
this dude, just this account just had a verified blue
check so I guess suddenly, wait.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
You can buy.
Speaker 4 (20:32):
So I don't know why anybody was like this is
for real.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
They're like, oh, I mean the guy's handle says it's
the exact vet of that place. This must be true.
But the account was actually located in Brazil. And then
this was the thing. It said, heartbroken to share that
our beloved Jonathan, the world's oldest living land An, was
passed away to day peacefully on Saint Helena and estimated
one hundred ninety three plus years old, this gentle giant
(20:57):
outlived Empire's wars and generations of humans and said you
you will be missed. But again it was a scam
because this dude was in to be like, hey, man,
if you got some some crypto, you know, you could
you could slide my way.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
If I could hold some crypto, that'd be that would
be really great man.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
You know, I'm just kind of getting over this ship
turns out not true at all. The real Jonathan is alive,
the actual.
Speaker 3 (21:21):
People thank god, because I didn't even know about him
five seconds ago.
Speaker 4 (21:24):
Then, you know, I was really upset about him possibly dying.
Speaker 3 (21:28):
And now I feel vindicated that someone I never cared
about or knew about.
Speaker 4 (21:32):
Now I'm super invested and he's alive.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
I love old turtles. I don't know I love.
Speaker 4 (21:37):
Old turtles now that I know about that.
Speaker 2 (21:39):
Old turtles is how I feel about everything.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
I love a turtle because I kind of you know,
like I haven't they moved, so they kind of missed
took out there.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
They move slow.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
They're wise as fuck, you know what I mean. They're like,
b I'm not in a rush man, look at me
where I'm gonna go. I'm one hundred and five years old.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
I feel like they're the owls of land animals, like
wisdom wise, oh, you know what I mean. I'm like,
if I had to go for someone that's like a
land animal, if like an owl was not available to
give me good advice, I think I can go to
a fucking tortoise.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
If you're on a shroom trip, Like if a goat
came up to you, like, Bro, what the fuck are
you gonna tell me? Bro, get the fuck out of here,
Go get a tortoise or a fucking owl to fucking
blow my mind.
Speaker 3 (22:22):
Up right here exactly. And if we're going see like
I need like I need like a whale. I know
dolphins are all as smart, but Bro, they'd be horny.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
They'll try and smash.
Speaker 4 (22:32):
They're fucking horny. I can't. I can't. I'm trying to.
I'm trying to get my life right.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
I'm trying to get my what a spiritual path right now?
Speaker 1 (22:39):
Dolphin, I'm not trying to fucking smash, yeah exactly.
Speaker 4 (22:42):
I'm trying to learn some wisdom. Yeah yeah, get me
the whales.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
Exactly, get me the wheel.
Speaker 4 (22:50):
I'm like, thank you, That's what I was looking for
this whole right.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
I do need to go easier on myself and forgive myself.
There's nothing wrong with.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
You, that's right.
Speaker 3 (23:01):
Oh yeah, damn I should release all that sadness.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
Lost Ones.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
Lost Ones by Lauren Hill really is an underrated track.
People don't talk about that enough. It's funny how money
change it. You wait shot and then you start rapping
with the whale.
Speaker 4 (23:16):
I'm like, oh you fuck with crack Sandwich by j
JD two. Oh my god, the Whales. You're like, oh shit,
whales got bars.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
A tune into our new podcast, Whale Bars with Sophia
and Miles, coming soon, but to.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
A street corner near you.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
All right, that's gonna do it for this trending episode Thursday,
April second deuces to Pam bondy uh, get fucked. We'll
be back tomorrow with a brand new episode in the morning.
So until then, take care of sales, take care of
each other, get your shots, your vaccine, et cetera.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
Don't do nothing about whiteupremacy, and until then you will
love bye.
Speaker 4 (24:00):
We love you now.
Speaker 3 (24:02):
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Speaker 4 (24:06):
Wayne, co produced by Victor Wright
Speaker 1 (24:09):
Co written by J M McNabb, and edited and engineered
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