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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Meanwhile, how cold does this open?
Speaker 2 (00:04):
You guys? Oh? I forgot about that open?
Speaker 1 (00:07):
Oh cold cold?
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Oh dude, did you see.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
I saw a clip on TMZ of Bammar Jara trying
to hit an eat stare at lax.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Did you see that? No?
Speaker 4 (00:16):
Wait, isn't Bammar Jerr like three hundred and fifty pounds? Then?
Speaker 1 (00:19):
No, he's sober and he's uh say two hundred maybe.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Yeah, yeah he got really no, Yeah, he's definitely definitely
a bigger He's got like a grill in, so he talks.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Like so crazy because he's got a fucking grill in.
And he's like, yeah, I've been shober. There's gonna be
two years a ship remember, And you're like all right, dude.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
And he's like in town for like the opening of
like p Rod's new like primitive skate lab or whatever.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
I mean.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
I was like, oh, I'm glad people are still like
hiring you because I know the jackass people won't touch
you with a fucking forty foot pole anymore.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Yeah, dude, looking at bam and being like, well, compared
to previously, he's actually doing pretty well is a wild expit.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Yeah exactly.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
I was like, oh, because when he was talking to
the camera like, oh, you seem pretty together.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Actually just look like you just look like a scumback.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
I get the grill thing because when you stop wasting
your money on drugs, you have to been wasted on
something else, right, And I've definitely had the inclination to
get a grill, Like.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Now that I have a savings, I'm like, I should
get a grill.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
For some reason.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
I mean, I think all, especially like black people of
a certain age, there there comes a time when you
look at your teeth and you go, which ones can
I get away with these being gold?
Speaker 4 (01:42):
I have teeth, and I'm like, well, maybe I'll just
get a couple of slugs to pop over those.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
And I'm like, maybe i should get an eight by eight.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
No, I'm like, I'm probably gonna get like.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
I've always wanted my can I've always just wanted my
canines to be.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
That's like in the back that you're your meat teeth.
Speaker 5 (02:07):
Yeah, dude, I you guys, And and I should be
ridicule for this. Probably in high school, I lived in
Saint Louis and there was there was a spot over
in Illinois you could go and buy fake old teeth and.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
I I sold I did. I got them.
Speaker 5 (02:22):
I didn't really wear them, but I did end up
selling them to a lot of kids in high school.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
I was the gold fake old tooth plug.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Wait, what dude, you were trans You were transporting across
state line old teeth.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
State Yes, yes, trafficking. Was trafficking uh gold to fake
old teeth for you.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
You said you were in Saint Louis. So you're the
three one four St. Louis Paul Wall.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Yeah, that's the greatest compliment I've ever been giving you.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
That's that's a.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Saint Louis Paul Wall. You know more Morse Rough. He's
from East sat. We all know that.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
It was still and then one week I was the
coolest kid in high school.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Yeah, he was like, yeah, I got the old teeth.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Let me see your gold teeth.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
All right, yeah, come right, her got.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
The gold teeth for show drive. Slow, hemie, there you go.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Wait, so you just basically found you just realized, oh,
there's cheap gold teeth here in Illinois. I can buy
them at a lower cost and then make a profit
to these like wayward souls at my school.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Yeah, and this was what you know, this is pretty internet.
So there was a skate spot over there that and
then it was some weirds is like driving around and
there was some Yeah.
Speaker 5 (03:31):
I don't even know what kind of this was. It
was I don't know what sort of like establishment this was.
They had all kinds of different just weird shit. I
remember they had fake gold teeth and I was like,
went to school and I was like, I want fake
gold teeth.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Then everyone was.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
Like me, Damn, I used to sell fake chains in
high school, turning everybody's next green. Nah, these are actually good,
you know, because you get away with it because these
weren't even like they were They were yanky, you know
what I mean.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
They were so yanky. They didn't even turn your shit colors.
It was like metal. And I was like, yeah, I
caused the outbreak, Yeah exactly, would you go?
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Like what was at the time?
Speaker 3 (04:08):
This was like the bling bling era, so it really
wasn't about like thick Cubans. It was like just about
like iced out, like everything was white gold, platinum type shit.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Yeah, any medallions?
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Oh yeah, yeah yeah I still have. I still have
like a couple that I couldn't sell.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Like one was like this really obscene like Octagon that
made no sense to just have like concentric octagons with
like big diamonds in it. And another one that I
still have my mom found is like a blinged out
star of David.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
Oh, how do you have you not given that to Sofia?
Speaker 6 (04:41):
I'm holding on to that is this. I'm like like
that those descriptions are incredible. The first one sounds beautiful
and the second one sounds like it would sell today.
They they're so cheap looking, dude, Like if you saw me,
be like, what the fuck the fuck is this?
Speaker 7 (04:56):
Like Bam Bamo, Yeah, yeah, Bam would be like, what
the fuck?
Speaker 2 (05:00):
These are pretty? Ship?
Speaker 7 (05:01):
Dude?
Speaker 2 (05:01):
You want to assume me? You just hit this each stair?
Speaker 1 (05:06):
You don't think a man that age should be hitting
eight stairs?
Speaker 3 (05:09):
No, he said, he said, that's what he's there to do,
Like he was worried about his knees.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Bro, This is crazy.
Speaker 5 (05:16):
Especially and to think of like which imagine what shape
BAM's scale at night?
Speaker 4 (05:21):
What U?
Speaker 1 (05:22):
How are you?
Speaker 8 (05:24):
You did not see me these jammies he's wearing nightmare
before Christmas four.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
I am I'm here to uh to kind of host
this pro Street League Paul Rodriguez's primitive warehouse.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Yeah, and and my son is going to come with
me for the first time to see some real skateboarding
Phoenix the Wolf. So I'm really excited about that. How
the skateboard come guys too?
Speaker 3 (05:50):
I know, well they want me to alie eight stairs
right off the.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Gate before you pulling up on an eight stair Well.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
It's been a long time, but I think we're looking
at one, two, three, four, five, six, seven eight.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
This is deprivtive.
Speaker 8 (06:06):
It canna be practiced here he goes, hello, okay, fuck,
Then his boy fifty all right?
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Plus does that camera get thrown out?
Speaker 3 (06:22):
I know I can do it, And then like a
cop comes He's like, hey, guys, you gotta get the
fun out here.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Like, what the fuck are you doing? Anyway? You're just
going to have heard that my cart is coming in
for for.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Oh Man, Fucky's gas station luxury glasses. I'm wearing Psycho.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
Hey, what's up Internet? Hey hope you had a great weekend.
And if you didn't shit, I hope maybe you're having
to rest all day to day whatever.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
But here we are.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
It's Monday, March thirtieth, twenty twenty six. Uh, it's time
to talk about everything that trended over the weekend. And see,
maybe Jack does a different opening here, but this is
what happens when Miles is in the driver's seat.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
I take the form and I get wacky with it
like a jazz musician. And uh what does that mean?
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (07:11):
I got to introduce my guest co host. Hey, guess what.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
I'm joined today by mister fantastic comedian, improviser skateboarder Mort Burd.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Hello, everyone, what's up?
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Thanks for having us?
Speaker 3 (07:22):
Of course, of course, I mean, look, I needed somebody
to talk to about Bammar Jera escape and his grills
and his like weird vegas scumback.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
How would you describe Bammar Jera's style now.
Speaker 5 (07:36):
It's like, yeah, he yeah, He's like if somebody who's
addicted to weird gas station drugs just came out of
a coma from the nineties.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
Right and addicted to gas station sunglasses. As you put
it out, that's kind of He's like, yeah, man, hit,
I hit the fucking quick stop up for like some
weird ass, some shit I can smoke that's legal, and
some sick glasses with way too much gold on him,
and maybe a random Harley T shirt who knows.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
But we're gonna tell you what is trending over the weekend.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
But first we got to tell you what, you know,
we think is underrated and overrated because I've I've had
a bit of a bit of a weekend watching a
lot of TV and now I've I've caught up on
some things and I've got some things to say.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Yeah, a couple of things. I just want to say more.
What about you? What's something that you think is underrated?
Speaker 3 (08:25):
You know?
Speaker 5 (08:25):
You know what I'm underrating lately is doctors being casual because,
and this is a true story, my doctor used the
phrase booty hole with me three times, oh, a couple
of months ago. Yeah, and honestly, it made me feel like,
you know what, slightly's chill, you know.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
And this is when you went in because you said
you twisted your ankle. That was when you went.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Into upon reflection, that was not a doctor.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
Yeah, well, well I'm glad they had some manner of
bedside manner. Wait, why your booty holes?
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Like pretty looking, pretty good?
Speaker 3 (09:03):
Dude? Wait, what was the context that booty hole came
in that you were like, all right, all right, doc,
I'll give you that.
Speaker 5 (09:12):
Yeah, I'm of the age now that I need I
need to start getting procedures.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Sure, yeah, you know. They need to do.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
The not just an exit anymore, but an entrance to
medical sounds.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
They need to send a camera at microscope hopefully whatever
they need to send a.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Came and they're like, and we're going to put it
in your b hole.
Speaker 5 (09:30):
Like good booty hole, dude, So the friend booty hole
three times.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
I was like, I go. I was like, look, you're
let's you're a doctor. Call it what it's its actual
clinical name is it's a bussy?
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Yeah, yeah, exactly, please.
Speaker 4 (09:46):
Do.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
I was also reading a thing that there was like
there were some some doctors on TikTok that are getting
like in trouble for being way too casual, for being
like on TikTok while doing doctor ship.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
H I'm saying, they don't. They want to be this
is the deal. They want to be cool.
Speaker 5 (10:02):
Like it's like the way the way chefs decided they
were cool like ten years ago or fifteen years ago.
Probably when they're like I'm gonna get a soup spoon
tattoo on my forearm and they think they're like lou
read all of a sudden they had a.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Tasting spoons a little bit different, but that's fine.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
You make eggs. Everybody doesn't get to be the strokes,
you know.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
I remember when this trend kicked off because it was
like Bordain made it for like like the culinary field
was like cool, you know what I mean. It was
like it was a visible profession that had like all
of its cool shit going on. And I had a
couple of friends who were working in kitchens and like
that's when like the food tattoo crazy beginner, Like in
the ots were like my one homie got like a
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leak tattooed on his forearm and like a head of garlic,
and I was like, I mean, like I thought it
was it was a nice tattoo, but at the time
it was like you got food.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
On your arm.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
And in hindsight, he's like, you're at the beginning of
a wave of tattoos like not.
Speaker 5 (10:56):
You know, no disrespect, but I do. I you know,
I worked in restaurants at the time. It went to
the chef's head. They already like had too much control
over the kitchen, and then all of a sudden they
like you cannot you're not that you're not. Yeah, it's
not good for the ego to think you're that cool, right,
sure sure, sure, sure, No, it's nice man.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
Respect the kitchen staff, Respect your sewer chefs, your prep chefs,
your dishies, we all see you.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Underrated.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
For me, I finally watched that show, like completed, the
show Jury Duty that was on Amazon Prime. Yeah, because
the second season came out and I was like, dude,
I only saw like the first couple episodes of the
first season.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
I need to see the rest of it. Completed.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
It watched the first season of season two, and I'm
saying underrated, not because people aren't talking about it and
saying it's great. I'm saying the experience of watching it,
it was. It kind of did more for me than
just watching like a funny show like It's it's well made,
you're I was totally impressed with the production of it
and how they just completely have these people believing that
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they're they're not really doing what they think.
Speaker 5 (11:59):
Did Johnny, the way they came together and shout out
Cassandra Blair, my friend who's on you know Cassandra, Yeah, dude,
we were in an acting class together and she's the
best We like, yeah, she's she seemed awesome.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
I was acquainted with that guy Ross who was in it,
the guy who was the teacher, uh huh when he
was still living out there.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Yeah, he's like a Chicago improv guy.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
It was interesting to see like the improv like sort
of like the people animal Yeah, Ross, Kimboy. Yeah, if
you see like improv people who are like if you're
if you know improv, you're like, oh wait, I see
you anyway, great show, But I think the other the
thing that I really underrated was like, by the end
of it, how much I really appreciated the Mark in
the show for being like just such a good guy dude.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
They got so lucky.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
I couldn't believe.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
And like, I think that's the part that I really
underrated was how much then I was like this is
so fun.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
And I'm also like, damn, what like a just a
good dude.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
Like obviously, even like you know the camera's on, You're like, well,
people are gonna behave a certain way because the cameras
on them. And when he didn't realize he was had
the cameras on him, he had a decent amount of
heart to him. And I don't know if I hope
there's no uh like article about how these guy's like
a fucking free but so far I think so, And
then watching season two, it seems like they have another
(13:16):
person they've done. They do a really good job of
finding people who are like gonna really buy in to
what's going on and then also end up being kind
of good people.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
So yeah, like they make an effort.
Speaker 5 (13:28):
He makes an effort to be kind through the most trying,
insane circumstances. And I think we really do, like because
of the Internet, we get such a skewed version of
how people act, like we kind of think everybody's a monster, right,
And I think there's a lot of people out there
like that.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Dude, are just like trying to be a little sweeties
as much as they can.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
You know, the other thing do also, yeah, Victor.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
In the comments he had, James Marsden also shout out
to you for always allowing yourself to be humiliated, whether
that's in character form or playing yourself. And I just
think truly unsung hero overrated. What's something you think is overrated?
Speaker 2 (14:04):
Mort?
Speaker 5 (14:05):
You know, I've always found auditions to be overrated as
a well, I'm gonna.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Say former actor Mort Burke, well we're going former.
Speaker 5 (14:13):
Dam over and honestly, especially when you get here, like nobody,
when you get to Holly whatever, it's so hilariously superficial,
and they're like, all.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Right, you're a nerd.
Speaker 5 (14:23):
And I was like, okay, okay, whatever, and then I
would go to the I literally had an audition one
time where they were like, Okay, they're just gonna throw eggs.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
At you for fifteen minutes, so you fine for that.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
That's the the.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Audition, dude. I was like, no, I'm not. One time
I walked out.
Speaker 5 (14:39):
On an audition because they were like, okay, take your
shirt off. This commercial is about how you are a
your account.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
Your body's pathetic and you're you're sad, and then a
muscle guy's gonna come in and lift the weights because
you can't. That was the joke.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
Wow, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
What's next?
Speaker 1 (14:58):
You're going to this one? All right? Come want more?
Let's see you're gonna drink piss while models laugh at you.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
Yeah, and then one of them's gonna pants you. But like,
you're not wearing underwear, right, we said that, don't wear underwear.
When you come in here, they're gonna pants you. And
they're all gonna laugh and then someone's gonna throw scalding
hot water on your bare ass too.
Speaker 6 (15:16):
Is gonna head butt you, and uh oh my god,
oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Auditions.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
I feel like the few times I was really auditioning too,
it was always like enthusiastic.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Game guy was one I would get a lot. Uh
never booked anything. Uh oh.
Speaker 3 (15:34):
The one time I remember, I auditioned for the fucking
the movie about the pickup artist the Game and we're
making that film. I got an audition for that that
was fucking unfucking bearable. I couldn't believe it. I was like, dude,
this is so fucking dumb. And it was one of
those moments I'm like, do I want to be an actor?
Like if I'm doing shit like this? And I was like, no,
(15:56):
I don't rather.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Talk every free auditions So many of them are like that.
Speaker 5 (16:01):
It feels like a test of like how, yeah, what
level of hell are you willing to walk through for
this little dream you have?
Speaker 1 (16:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (16:07):
And then like it's funny, like I'll talk to like
people like Gabris and stuff, who's like so funny and
he's like, bro, I could never get fucked, Like I'm
it's so hard to book shit.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
Yeah, and he's so supremely talented.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
And you're like, how the fuck is this guy not
booking more stuff?
Speaker 5 (16:22):
But it's just a very I think it's a total
I think it's partially it's a separate skill almost that
some some funny people have and some funny people don't.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
It's really like, yeah, I was terrible.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
About this, Yeah, yeah, I was too.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
My overrated is season two of Hijack, which is this
Idris Elbow show that was on Apple TV. I saw
the first one and because my partner, Her Majesty is
a completionist, like, we got through that first one and
I was like, okay, all right, I see where they
were going with it. That's kind of an interesting conceit
season two. So the first one is like about a
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plane being hijacked. The second one is about a German
metro being hijacked. When they're like on the Ubah and
the stakes just feel so different when you're on a
linear track where the controls are merely slow down or
speed up, like from the conductor's point of view, where
it's like it's like you're flying a fucking plane and
(17:18):
if it stops.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
You crash or some shit.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
Or if you if you get out, like you fall
thousands of feet to your death. This was just really
fucking boring, and there were all these like escalations, like
these twists for twist's sake, that I got so bored
of so quickly, and like plot holes you could just
point out immediately, like why don't they use the emergency
exits if they want to get off the fucking train
they're not.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
Okay, well the show's over for me at this point.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
Yeah. Also, like random Germans, that's not the most innately
likable group of people.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
Yeah, I had to mix it up.
Speaker 3 (17:49):
It was a lot of international people in town in Berlin,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
It was like a group of like.
Speaker 3 (17:55):
English students, okay, and international bank works and like there
was like one trippy German guy who was like a hippie.
Yeah you gotta yeah, like yeah, this this again. It
was just felt like one of those things too where
they're maybe like they're like, hey, we want another season
of that show. Like it was kind of meant to
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be self contained here, like is it gonna be hard
for It's like what if Idris elba is doing the hijacking?
Speaker 2 (18:20):
Now, that's like the twist here.
Speaker 3 (18:22):
Then there's like eight twists on top of that that
just don't make sense, Like after the third one.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
Says the state of things when we can't find a
good project for Idris Elba.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
You know yeah, I mean he's I feel like for
him at this point, he's just like, you know what,
let the checks come on in so I can continue
to DJ and rap because that's what I.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
Really don't even Oh he's rapping and DJ.
Speaker 3 (18:46):
Yeah, he's got like a whole fucking like a couple
of times scene.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
I'm like, okay, Idris, see.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
What is it? Is it grime? Is that the British rap? Uh?
Speaker 3 (18:55):
He's not really, I don't know if it's necessarily grime.
He kind of I mean yeah, maybe he's just given
his style.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
But he's like he.
Speaker 3 (19:02):
Kind of has like uncle rap style. Yeah, I appreciated it.
He's kind of doing like dancy stuff too. But hey,
you know, I get it, man, you do what you do.
He's there was a thing where he was talking about
like he's slowly thinking about not acting anymore and potentially
directing more.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
So I don't know, man talked to him more about
retiring from acting.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
Yeah, I've recommended it.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
Honestly for sure. All Right, let's take a quick break.
Speaker 3 (19:28):
When we come back, we're going to talk about some
of the news that was trending over the weekend, and
by golly, there was quite a bit of it after this,
and we're back up.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
First.
Speaker 3 (19:49):
Obviously, over the weekend there was another No King's Rally,
No King's Day according to the organizers. But this, according
to them, wasn't independently verified, but based on the out
you know, the turnout I've seen in LA and then
videos of other places, I definitely definitely was significant. They
are saying, they are claiming that the total was at
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eight million people. The last one in October they said
was seven And I guess that's conceivable because there were
like six hundred more events scheduled this time than last time.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
There was twenty seven hundred individual events in.
Speaker 3 (20:25):
October versus thirty three hundred, and this is one of
the largest on record single day protests. But if the
record actually belongs to the first Earth Day in nineteen
seventy when they estimated twenty million participated in rallies and
teach ins, so that's a little bit of a difference there.
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And also I guess like when you think if it
really was eight million, that means like one in every
fifty people.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
Joined the note King's rally.
Speaker 3 (20:51):
I mean, my mom was out there, my mom's friends,
people were out there. The one thing that I that
I've noticed, though the previous one has been a lot
of older people and not as many younger people. The
Iran War and like I think just maybe a tipping
point for people just generally existing in this country.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
There were more.
Speaker 3 (21:09):
Young people out than previous ones, which makes sense given
that all the talk is like maybe we need to
in state a draft, maybe we need to you know,
lower the or raise the recruiting age so forty two
year old men can also enlist. Fuck dude, forty three
please come sooner.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Yeah yeah, wait for the army of fifty eight year
olds in the Middle Ages.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
Yep. Tremendous yep, yep. And just fucking man explaining the
early days of playing Halo, like on Xbox Live or
something like this.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
Just showing Iranian civilians ai slop.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
Have you seen? Oh shit? Okay, yep, that's this is
gonna work. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (21:49):
I mean the other thing too, is like a lot
of when you see this kind of turnout, it it
ends up being the kind of thing where like Democrats are.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
Like, oh, okay, this the people don't like this. We
should fight for rights harder, I guess. So, yeah, take
note people in office.
Speaker 3 (22:08):
There are many many people dissatisfied with what's going on,
although like every sort of region has its own flavor,
like where some some rallies, like in the Midwest might
have been more just broadly about like no president should
be above the law naturally, like in Minneapolis, a lot
of like anti ice sentiment because the raids are still
happening and every like, you know, kind of I think
(22:31):
the one thing for Democrats is like these aren't these
aren't pro Democrat rallies, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (22:36):
These are like anti Trump rallies.
Speaker 3 (22:38):
And from there that's the thing that I'm always cursing' like,
now do you know how to leverage this into something?
Are you just gonna do your habit of being like, hey,
isn't it isn't that Trump guys suck? Well, anyway, we're
also another party you can vote for pretty similar, you know,
like vibe wise, but we definitely like to put a
smile on things. You know, We're not mean, We're not
(22:58):
as crabby but no, no, no, we're like mean in
the fine print if you if you bother to read
that far.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
Yeah, we're like how Walmart has greeters. They're still evil,
but we said greets.
Speaker 3 (23:10):
Yeah, they're also like, oh yeah, do we care that
these elderly people are having to work this late into
their life.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
They love it.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
And that's what we say. We don't say they deserve
to work. We go they love it.
Speaker 3 (23:22):
We just lie. We say this is how they get
out of the house. They love it. Please please look
the other way.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
Sure, there are all their their old skeletons hurt.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
Oh god, it's all. It's so like, that is it's all.
Speaker 3 (23:35):
I always feel so bad when I see like older
people still having to like work that late, and you're like,
these are the kinds of things when you look at
and you're.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
Like, this is why you have to.
Speaker 3 (23:43):
Help people actually rather than right now, where do you
have Republicans saying like, maybe get rid of Social Security
to pay for the war that no one wanted and
is an abject failure already?
Speaker 1 (23:54):
Yeah, yeah, very quol. Yeah, everyone's like this isn't gonna work.
This isn't gonna work. It's not working. It's not working
the whole time.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
Yeah, like, well people before said, oh, people before said
it's never gonna work and we shouldn't even do it.
Huh crazy. Okay, well maybe maybe it'll be different if
we try it. Yeah, no, no, okay, I.
Speaker 5 (24:12):
Will say I didn't go to the rallies because I
thought it was an anti TI protest.
Speaker 3 (24:17):
Si oh wow, Wow, your favorite TI album came an
anti TI protest? That album was? I mean, I think
what you know about that was on that album, wasn't it?
Speaker 1 (24:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (24:29):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that was.
Speaker 3 (24:33):
We're Not Chirp Shorty Chart Back Louie Knapsack where I'm
oh work at with the crowd on the hustle?
Speaker 2 (24:39):
Yeah, what you know about that? That was? I? Oh man,
I remember that album came out.
Speaker 3 (24:44):
This is back when I was ripping everything off bit torn,
putting on a blank, blank CD. Uh like, listening to
that in my then girlfriend's Mustang convertible at the time,
and I fucked up her entire sound system because I
played it. I played what you know about that way
too fucking loud, and I turned I turned the bass
(25:04):
all the way up, thinking like, yeah, this will be
able to handle it, and it was like buzzing. It
was like oh fuck, oh fuck. And then I remember
we were listening to something. She's like, what happened. It's
like someone's wrong. The speaker's like, no.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
No, that sounds all right.
Speaker 3 (25:16):
It's all rights supposed to be like this. This is
what you should be like that. Yeah, you want to
like you like you want to buzz when any low
end is playing. That's that's the sign of a good
good sound system. TSA. They're back in the news. Have
you experienced any of the TSA gridlock at all?
Speaker 2 (25:34):
Or you haven't.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
No, I'm not flown.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
It's good for us who have not flown since February fourteenth, when.
Speaker 3 (25:41):
That's when the paycheck stopped. TSA paychecks have finally began
to flow. Not everyone from reports has received them, but
a good sizeable amount of people have began receiving their
pay because again, they've been working for without pay for
like forty three fucking days.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
Yeah, dude, you know I view it. I view it
like the greaders. I think they should just be happy
to be there. I don't really understand why they feel
so obligated to be.
Speaker 3 (26:04):
Paid, but you know, keeping America safe guys, which is
I think maybe how Republicans want them to think. But
at the end of the day, these are Americans toiling
under our very are very unique form of capitalism, which
is like if you stop working, you die. That's that's
the unfortunate part, because you know a lot of people
(26:25):
were taking like second and third jobs to be like, well,
I because some people were like I wanted to keep
coming because once the shutdown's over, like there could be
repercussions for calling out, like some people could get suspended
or terminated. So that was one thing keeping people coming
back to work. Yeah, then you also had people maxing
out credit cards just to make ends meet. But Donald
(26:48):
Trump decided to be once again the savior of a
problem that he created. So what happened was at the
end of last week, the Democrats actually got the Republicans
to agree to like a narrow funding bill that would
fund TSA but like not ice and border patrol. And
so once that happened, they're like, okay, House Republicans in
the House on you that shit immediately took a big
(27:11):
dump and did not get out of the House because
the Republicans there are so split on what to do
on this, like half of the people, like this is
a liability for the mid terms. We control every facet
of the government. There's no even if you keep calling
this a Democrat shutdown, people are still going to be like,
you're able to start brutalizing innocent immigrant people without fucking
(27:33):
anything any breaks on that, but you can't get the
TSA paychecks to move m I don't know. And so
they were basically caught between a a lot like Republicans
being like, we have to get this funding, like it's
causing problems and it's making it real obvious that like
we fucking suck, while others were like.
Speaker 7 (27:52):
President Trump said, we must pass the Voter Suppression Save
Act and if we don't do that, it's going to
be a big, big problem for us. So they did
not pass it, and then Trump, I guess the pressure got.
It must have been high enough that he came in
after Elon Musk was like, I'll pay the bill, like
(28:13):
I don't care, like I'll fund all of it.
Speaker 3 (28:15):
Now he came in and is decided to proclaim that
he will be now funding all of the paychecks.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
This is a DHS posted on Friday.
Speaker 3 (28:26):
They said today at the direction of President Trump and
Secretary Mullen. TSA has immediately begun the process of paying
its workforce. TSA is grateful to the President and Secretary
for their leadership to put money back into the pockets
of TSA employees who worked without pay during an ongoing
Democrat shutdown. So anyway, that was that was easy. Humh Yeah,
(28:52):
by executive order do that? So okay, But I guess
I'm sure they'll just they'll they'll create another moment of
tension when Trump needs some leverage to try and pass
the Save Act.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
But it doesn't much.
Speaker 3 (29:05):
We'll see what happens this week because again, not a
lot of unified action in terms of like the Republicans
being like on one side, it is odd to see Democrats.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
I'll be like, yep ice funding, Nope, not doing that.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
Yeah, how about that?
Speaker 2 (29:21):
Huh slow bart clear though, low bar.
Speaker 3 (29:24):
While that was going on, TMZ, who usually doing stuff like,
hey man, nobody knows this, not even the person that
died family, But this guy just died.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
This celebrity just passed away.
Speaker 3 (29:37):
The cops don't even know, but us at TMZ no,
and we just told you good luck. They somehow they're like,
you know what, let's use all of our snooping eyes
around the country to put some to put some spotlights on,
you know, members of Congress and other officials who are
out here enjoying the airports during the shutdown, taking little vacations,
getting out of DC as quickly as they can. They
(30:00):
were just posting just a bunch of reposts of like
people catching people like Senator Marsha Blackburn at the DC airport,
just trying to get the fuck out of town. There
was John Barrasso, Senator also They're like here he is
just chilling that. They're like, it's so funny to see
how these senators dress when they're not in their like
little senator suits, but they look like the most aggravating.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
I don't even know what. I don't know even how
to describe John Barrasso.
Speaker 3 (30:27):
It's just like old guy boomer thinking like I'm wearing
a quarter zip with a with a white polo underneath
and jeans that shows it's the weekend not I mean,
I don't know why I'm I don't know why I'm
counting on John barrasso high fashion sense, but he didn't.
There was also another clip of Ted Cruz naturally on
(30:49):
a plane shirking any kind of responsibility or duty.
Speaker 2 (30:53):
And then they also reported they're.
Speaker 3 (30:54):
Like Bernie Sanders was also straight out of DC and
they're like, yeah, he was going to a rally, but
that's okay, go ahead, let's let's you can you can point.
Everybody was trying to get out of town. But the
thing that was most amazing was a clip or a
picture a fucking Lindsey Graham at Disney World. Okay, Lindsey
(31:16):
Graham was at Disney World having breakfast at Chef Mickey's.
And Chef Mickey's is a restaurant at like at Disney World,
where it's like a character brunch breakfast.
Speaker 2 (31:30):
Okay, like you go there to have Mickey.
Speaker 3 (31:33):
And Minnie and like Chippendale, whoever the fuck come by,
take a selfie, glad hand. And there's just this photo
where Lindsey Graham is sitting like in the back corner
and there's like Minnie Mouse like entertaining a group of
chill like a family at the table next to him.
And when he was asked, they're like, hey, man, like
(31:54):
what the fuck are you doing in like a character
breakfast at Disney World. He's like, I'm in Orlando to
meet Steve whitcough to quote talk about the possibility of
normalization between Saudi Arabia and Israel. Okay, dude, that is
so vague and not a thing that you You're at
fucking Disney World to do that.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
Yeah, there's no way you're hooking up with the character
actor who plays Goofy.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (32:20):
Is this like some New CIA shit where like Steve
Whitcoff is like in a Pluto costume and he's like, hey, Senator, Okay,
so this is the deal. I just spoke with Mohammed
ben solm on the Crown Prince. This is what he's saying.
Uh huh, great, great to meet you. Pluto, Like, what
the fuck is he talking about?
Speaker 1 (32:37):
The bird?
Speaker 2 (32:39):
Yeah, the straight of horror moves is in it being passable.
Uh okay, doggie.
Speaker 3 (32:47):
And then apparently like the TMZ staff or TMZ people
ended up talking to the staff and like, hey, what
the fuck, Like, what's going on?
Speaker 2 (32:53):
Was he there?
Speaker 3 (32:54):
They're like, we put him in a back table, he
went to a buffet, Like they got all this like
in side information about what he did.
Speaker 1 (33:03):
This is what I like TMZ being doing a real
journalism is like when you know recently Afroman was our
greatest civil.
Speaker 2 (33:10):
Rights leader for for a week and a half.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
You know why not?
Speaker 2 (33:13):
I'm before it exactly.
Speaker 3 (33:15):
The full story for Graham was, I was invited to
a meeting in South Florida on Friday with Trump official
Steve Wickcoff talking about normalization, et cetera.
Speaker 2 (33:24):
I went to Orlando to meet friends after. Okay, that's
what it is. Okay, one of.
Speaker 1 (33:28):
The friends are they seven? What?
Speaker 2 (33:31):
Well? This is the thing.
Speaker 3 (33:32):
So he someone clocked Lindsey Graham at Disney World too,
like in the fucking park, like where the like the
tangled section of Disney World, carrying one of those bubble wands,
like those little battery powered things you hit and then
like just shoots bubbles out.
Speaker 2 (33:50):
Are you looking in the dock right now? Do you
see this picture? He looks wasted.
Speaker 1 (33:54):
I am all for Lindsey Graham helping his inner child
like that little and Lindsey Graham need. It's a lot
of help and a lot of therapy. Just quit working
for the government first.
Speaker 3 (34:03):
Yeah, yeah, get this dude, Yeah, Lee, resign and go
be a little fucking weirdo with your bubble wand he
the way he's it looks like I don't even know.
It looks like half like you're on mushrooms and you're
kind of tripping too hard at a theme park and you're.
Speaker 2 (34:20):
Like, oh yeah much, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (34:22):
Yeah, I'm getting a lot just from this still image
and him gripping this bubble wand like it's a fucking
like sword he's trying to do battle with.
Speaker 5 (34:31):
Do you think there's some aspect of him because he's
like actively starting an oriented war, like needs some some
artificial version of innocence because his soul.
Speaker 3 (34:41):
Is It's so hard to know like how full blown
the sociopathy is with them, where they're like, yeah, dude,
they kind of just get off annoying. It sound like
they doesn't harm them at all. But then I also
have to think that on some level it does. It
does something to you that maybe they're not even aware of.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
Who knows.
Speaker 3 (35:01):
It's the idea of even just funnier that he's this,
he's truly there by himself.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
Yeah, that just like what a deep loneliness because like,
you know, hey, again, bring yourself on an artist date, Lindsay,
you know it's fun, just don't do it on our dime.
Speaker 3 (35:15):
Dude, Yeah exactly, And I'm sure that was done on
our dime, and I hope you tipped the server at
the chef Mickey's character breakfast.
Speaker 2 (35:24):
Please do those are god? Like? I just I'm hoping that.
Speaker 3 (35:28):
Like there's another photo over there, like, dude, look at
Lindsey Graham with fucking Mickey right here. But we'll see,
we shall see. All right, let's take a quick break
and we come back. We'll talk about Seapack and Tiger
Woods flipping another fucking suv.
Speaker 2 (35:46):
Right after this and we're back.
Speaker 3 (35:58):
So Sea Pack happened over the weekend or as we
know it, Maga Bonaru or Nazi Palooza, whatever you want,
put whatever fucking festival you want, just yeah, yeah, whatever
it is. Yeah, we just call Coachella for racists. And
then people are like, what about stage Coach And I'm like, well,
it depends on your vibe. So it happened over the weekend,
(36:21):
and there was one moment that got a ton of attention,
and it was when when Seed, the head of Sea
Pac Matt Schlapp and noted sex pest, came out and
was trying to like motivate the audience to be like,
hey man, we got to get like essentially, the whole
thing is like, you got to get behind.
Speaker 2 (36:38):
Republicans in the midterms, because.
Speaker 3 (36:42):
If there's a blue wave, then it's gonna be a
lot of problems for our terrible, racist, fascist agenda. And
so he came out on stage and was basically that's
kind of what he's getting at, and he raises the
possibility of impeachment. And I just want to play this
clip because like a lot of peop people took this
to be like, oh shit, everyone at seapack wants.
Speaker 2 (37:03):
Trump to be impeached. But that's the no, the people,
they are just stupid. Here's the clip of Schlap coming
out and being like, I can't hear you. How many
of you would like to see impeachment hearings? Hey, that
(37:25):
was the wrong answer.
Speaker 4 (37:26):
No, how many of you would like to see impeachment hearings?
Speaker 1 (37:32):
Yes, people can someone.
Speaker 4 (37:36):
Brings some coffee out for the Yeah, we've got to
keep this house majority.
Speaker 1 (37:41):
How many of you agree with that?
Speaker 7 (37:46):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (37:46):
Oh yeah, funny.
Speaker 5 (37:50):
He's trying to do the like kind of alpha male
energy when it comes out, which quickly dissipates when he
gets the wrong answer. But it's also like, cle if
somebody comes out like that, you're waiting to cheer. Just
give me something to cheer about.
Speaker 3 (38:00):
Yeah, I know, so so many people like holy shit,
Trump has lost sea path.
Speaker 2 (38:05):
They want him to be impeached.
Speaker 3 (38:06):
I'm like, there's too many headlines like written like about
this kind of ship or it's it's that's completely the
wrong thing that what's happened here is these people are
so fucking dumb and don't ever actually think about anything
that they just presumed slap meant something that they were
supposed to cheer for.
Speaker 1 (38:26):
Yeah, totally, yeah, impeached Biden?
Speaker 2 (38:30):
Like what dude?
Speaker 3 (38:31):
No, no, sorry, I I think rather than like, do
y'all want to see Trump get impeached?
Speaker 2 (38:37):
You better not.
Speaker 5 (38:38):
So I thought he meant give give him him a peach,
like give Trump a peach.
Speaker 3 (38:43):
That's no, no, that's thank you sir for saying that.
Uh please, I'm going to run for a governor of Georgia.
So well, you're you're in good company. You're in good company.
Uh yeah, just like one of those moments everyone was
just so I think I'm just so used to just
mindless call and response hooting and hollering, you know what
(39:04):
I mean, Like that people aren't ready to boo like
It's not often that you're rocking a crowd and go,
all right, how do I get him to boo? I'm
gonna kick this off with a boo? I mean, like
just basic crowd work. Crowd control would dictate, maybe build up.
You want to get them saying yes to a bunch
(39:24):
of stuff first, and then you can turn that into
a no. But he just came out, Hey, who wants
to see some impeachments? Yeah no, fuck no, fuck no,
that's the wrong answer.
Speaker 2 (39:37):
No, say no this time?
Speaker 1 (39:39):
Who wants to see a peach cobbler? That's not saying yet.
Speaker 2 (39:43):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (39:44):
The other thing too, is like the every report I
was reading about SEAPAC this year, it's the vibes are
really low. They're really low right now because I think
just generally people are so bummed about outwardly being like
a Republican. I mean, because you know, there's still the
faithful obviously, But every year this used to be a
huge event where like Trump would speak.
Speaker 2 (40:06):
Trump didn't even speak at the fucking thing this year.
Speaker 1 (40:08):
How little he gives a shit about Yeah party and
like no, and not even like a fucking stooge fail
child spoke.
Speaker 3 (40:16):
Usually there could be some ex wife or someone in
the last name Trump or one of the kids speaking
none of that. I think the biggest name they had
was like RFK Junior, and that was even like not
not the most popular thing. Yeah yeah, And I think
the other like the turnout was just super low, and
they were like, oh, the turnout was incredible and a
bunch of people, like a bunch of journalists were there,
(40:36):
like dude, look at these photos, Like no, there was
not a fucking lot of people here.
Speaker 5 (40:41):
Well, and they're like I think they're you know, even
who was like that Fuentes dude or whatever it is, Like, yeah,
Trump has not engendered anyone to take his place, like
he should be building up new Republicans, Like, no, dude,
you guys were completely conn He doesn't give a.
Speaker 1 (40:54):
Shit about not only like any of you, but he
certainly doesn't care about the Republican Party. Why would care?
Speaker 3 (41:02):
Yeah, why would he start pumping someone else up when
he's trying to be the fucking god king of all
this shit, Like it's what.
Speaker 1 (41:09):
Happens when he dies at all. It's like you totally, yeah,
you you hooked up with a rich guy who you
thought was gonna marry you and then he leave you
know what I mean? He left my Yeah, yeah, this
is different than I thought it was. Where's like joe Yady.
Speaker 2 (41:22):
No, he did it because your dad owned that Chevy
dealership and he wanted to get a fucking deal on
his break job. That's what it was.
Speaker 1 (41:30):
Yeah, that posed me on the loan percentage and I'm
stuck with the bill.
Speaker 3 (41:35):
So yeah, it's uh, not not great.
Speaker 2 (41:39):
But yeah.
Speaker 3 (41:39):
Also at Sea Pac, they did like a sharp hole
to see who's who's your favorite pick for twenty twenty
eight presidential candidate jd Vance was the favorite with fifty
three percent to those people. But my god, it's that's
the best you can do, guys. That's uh, it's gonna
be tough. It's gonna be tough because I think the
other thing too, is like there's no I think a
(42:00):
lot of people didn't realize that. It's it really is
the entertainment factor with Trump that brought a lot of
people who don't care about anything into the fold, like
the Magafold and everyone. It just does not like jd
Vance Like there's just something about him, like I don't know, dude,
he's boring, Like sure, even when he's racist, like it's
not doesn't make sense he's doing He's just doing straight
(42:23):
up racism, you know what I mean. Uh, so we
will see this. In second place, it was Marco Rubio
who shot up like many points compared to last year.
So I don't know, JD, you may have to watch
your back. Little Marco might be on the come up.
Speaker 2 (42:40):
Moving on. Tiger Woods has been in another fucking accident.
Speaker 3 (42:46):
He was arrested on suspicion of dui after he flipped
his suv swerving around a truck. They gave him a
breathalyzer there, and the breathalyzer quote didn't show signs of alcohol,
but he refused a urine test.
Speaker 2 (43:04):
Somebody's popping some benzos or something. I don't know what.
They're like, yeah, yeah, no alcohol. I'm all good, right,
They're like, sir, your eyes are half open. I don't
know what the fuck this? What's going on?
Speaker 3 (43:16):
But yeah, like before that, I remember, like last week
people were like he might was he going to play
in the Masters? And he was talking about potentially returning
to the Masters after a bunch of surgeries and shit
like that. But after this, who knows, because he's had
so many like car accidents and drunk driving things that
like when NBC was reporting on it, they showed pictures
(43:37):
of an earlier crash, the wrong crash while reporting the
story the wrong Yeah. Yeah, yeah, they're like, oh God,
like dick at this one. I think it was like
one from like a twenty seventeen car accident. And then
they're like, then on the air they said, quote, we
want to take this time to make a correction before
we came on the other day our studio and advertently
showed the incorrect picture of the car crash Tiger Woods
(43:59):
was in. It was another previous car crash. It was
not the correct one, the latest one that was yesterday.
We apologize for that. I just want to straight that
up before we go any further.
Speaker 2 (44:09):
So, Yeah, I think.
Speaker 5 (44:10):
He's better at golf now or crashing SUVs. I feel
like he's maybe maybe eclipsing his his TWN.
Speaker 3 (44:16):
I mean it's probably that, And like that's like really
fucking dark about this man. Like these guy's are in
so many fucking car accident It's like he was in
a really fucked up one I think was two thousand.
Speaker 2 (44:28):
I think it was that twenty seventeen one or the No.
Speaker 3 (44:31):
Twenty twenty one were like his almost like he almost
lost his leg, and you're like, this is a dark
like this this doesn't usually end well. Anybody who you
know is around any kind of people like these sort
of substance abuse problems and like they keep hurting themselves
like in this way, you're.
Speaker 1 (44:47):
Like, well, and it's hard enough to get sober when
you don't have access to infinite money and global fame.
Speaker 5 (44:54):
Like when you know, when you're an ADT, this stuff
becomes more and more like the more money you have,
the it's a liability.
Speaker 3 (45:00):
Right because it does turn into like can't tell me
nothing type of ship when you're that when you're like
you're like, I don't know, there really is no bottom.
You're like, okay, I totaled another range overdue. I can
buy like fucking twenty right now if I wanted to.
Speaker 1 (45:12):
Yep.
Speaker 3 (45:14):
He also so like there was this other thing too,
like the Secret So he's dating Donald Trump Junior's former wife,
his ex wife, Yeah, Venice or Venice Vanessa Trump and
that's the one who the oldest one. Kai is like
a golfer too, And apparently the Secret Service will not
(45:34):
allow Tiger Woods to drive the grandchildren because it's such
a fucking like it's a thing. Apparently that's what they're reporting,
is that like, yeah, the Secret Service, they're like, since
they protect those kids, are like, sir, you cannot drive
these kids. And then there was also a report that
came out that he like refuses to use up like
a driver.
Speaker 2 (45:53):
Because people are like, dude, right, you don't even have to.
You're so fucking rich.
Speaker 3 (45:57):
You can just be wasted laying down in the back
of a sprinter van for a fucking RV whatever.
Speaker 2 (46:03):
You could be a fucking bus dude, Like, just who cares? Man?
Speaker 3 (46:07):
This was in People magazine said, quote, Tiger cares a
lot about his privacy. The magazine goes on his site
an anonymous source who claims he won't hire a private
driver because he quote doesn't want anyone to watch over
him or know what he is doing the source is.
The source adds that legendary Golfer also thinks, and this
is so indicative of where he's at, he's fine to drive.
Speaker 1 (46:29):
What they said that Tiger Woods quoted is saying, you know,
I'm not drunk, you're drunk finding.
Speaker 2 (46:34):
Driver, dude.
Speaker 3 (46:36):
You know what, dude, I'll buy your car off you
right now, let me drive that home. Then if you're
not gonna give me my keys, dude, I'll buy your keys.
How much you want for him, I'll do it. They
go on to say that Tiger quote despises public scrutiny,
and they're like, I mean, dude, if you hate public scrutiny,
maybe like keep yourself out of like trouble here, like
(46:58):
like these fucking send stational car accidents. And I'm surprised
you haven't taken somebody's life, including right, But yeah, hey, yeah, yeah, yeah, man.
I don't want people to know what I'm up to.
That's always a good that's a great sign. Hey, why
don't you have someone look out for you to or
like at least take that thing off your plate. I
don't need somebody fucking knowing what I'm doing. Oh, because
(47:22):
what are you doing? Bad stuff? Yeah, really bad.
Speaker 1 (47:26):
Flipping SUVs in the suburbs of Florida.
Speaker 3 (47:30):
I was swerving around a truck. I'm like wondering was
there even a truck? You know, It's like Jesus Christ.
I used to look up the Tiger Woods as Ablazion.
I looked up to you, Tiger, But now I had
to stop. I can't do more and more.
Speaker 5 (47:46):
We're just being asked to see how little it helps
a person's general health by becoming rich.
Speaker 1 (47:53):
And famous, you know it just especially when you have
demail into like sicker and sicker people.
Speaker 3 (47:59):
Every so many of the Yeah, I know a lot
of people who had issues pre fame and things like that,
or like child actors I grew up with, and if
like the kids who had like we who were troubled
when they got famed, Shilah buff Yeah, completely became like
the worst version of the teenager that I knew. Yeah,
(48:19):
like because no one's there to check you. There's no
you're not like there's nothing existential because like you'll bail
yourself out you have the cash to do it, or
you have the you know, you have lawyers and stuff
that you're paying for and you're just not like aware
of it. Yeah, you end up doing whatever bad shit
you were doing. If you don't have if you haven't
gotten your shit together, have enough people like looking out
(48:39):
for you, you're just gonna do that thing, like to level
fifteen because about the resources.
Speaker 2 (48:44):
At that point, there's.
Speaker 5 (48:45):
No reason to mature if no one's telling you no,
and the other thing is we kind part of America.
The American psyche loves it when people don't mature. That's
why they like it, partially because he acts like like
an eleven year old.
Speaker 1 (48:56):
You know, we kind of like that, but it's like
so bad for the people what's happening too and the
people around them.
Speaker 3 (49:02):
When that's especially true of like especially boomers, like they
truly want to hold on to their teen heyday like
sort of like that like not wanting to grow up
sort of thing. You're still feeling young, you know what
I mean, Because then you'll see like all these like
retirees or.
Speaker 2 (49:18):
Like look at my corvette. I'm seventy six and I
should really sick.
Speaker 1 (49:25):
Man.
Speaker 2 (49:25):
Yeah, yeah, I know it is sick right. It's a
Z three just got it off the lot.
Speaker 1 (49:32):
Yeah. I think that you're like, no, no, no, you
want to like you want to experience childlike joy. That
doesn't mean you have to you have to go to
Disneyland at seventy by yourself.
Speaker 2 (49:41):
Like a rock star. Still like yeah, can relax, man, relax.
Speaker 3 (49:47):
And then there was one more story that was it
reads kind of like viral marketing, but it's like it's
from Europe, so it's hard to know. I'm like, very
cynical when a company like brings attention to a thing
that seems sensational. So these kitkats that are apparently really special,
these very special kit cats, we're stolen. It's specifically, four
(50:09):
hundred thirteen thousand, seven hundred and ninety three kitkats weighing
a reported twelve tons quote disappeared last week when they
were transported between Italy and Poland. Nesli, who makes kitkats,
claim that if the thief tries to sell the bars
on the black market, they can be traced using the
unique batch code assigned to the individual bars. First of all,
(50:31):
I'm like, I thought kitkats come in force, yep, but
maybe you need individual packages, right? But then I'm like,
how many packages? Like this seems like a weird odd number.
Speaker 2 (50:41):
To finish, like seven hundred four to thirteen, seven hundred
and ninety three. Okay, well fine, that's fine specific I'll
take that. But apparently they were all shaped like Formula
one race cars. I'm like, okay, maybe the odd numbers
make sense now, And I'm like that given the feverish
fandom around F one, I'm like, okay, I can see
how maybe that's sought after. But the way like Nesley
(51:03):
sort of came out with this announcement was sort of
like very tongue in cheek, like they were sort of like,
you know, these were you know, these four hundred and
thirteen thousand things were stolen between Italy and Poland. And
it's like, quote, we've always encouraged people to have a
break with kitcat, but it seems thieves have taken the
message too literally and made a break with more than
(51:24):
twelve tons of our chocolate. Ah.
Speaker 3 (51:26):
Whilst we appreciate the criminal's exceptional taste, the fact remains
that cargo theft is an escalating issue for businesses of
all sizes. And I'm like, is this just viral marketing?
Like did this happen? Because like why are you like
bigging up? They're like, and hey, we got to hand
it to them. These formula one kit cats are busting'
as you say, so we don't blame them. But then
(51:49):
also part of me, like when you read the whole thing,
they are trying to be like there's like more attention
on these kinds of heists that are occurring in Europe
and also like trying to raise awareness around like supply
chain things.
Speaker 2 (52:01):
So I'm like maybe, yeah, no, I'm with you.
Speaker 1 (52:04):
I think it's entirely possible. And it's some weird like
pr campaign and it's like it may be impossible to know,
but yeah, it does.
Speaker 3 (52:10):
It does seem like that's my first thing where it's
like the announce it very objective, like just very straightforward,
be like, hey there was another heist, like just so
you know, like if they try and sell them, they
can be tracked.
Speaker 2 (52:22):
This is this has to end because X, Y and Z.
Speaker 3 (52:25):
But like, I guess you also because it's like corporate communication,
like they got to be like, okay, also talk positively
about our product, right, Okay, what.
Speaker 1 (52:32):
If we're kind of chill and funny about it?
Speaker 3 (52:35):
Yeah, exactly. So a lot of people are like, what's
what's up with this? And I think but over there
they're like, no, no, no, like this it's it's true.
It happened, Like we're just we're just trying to like
bring some levity to it, and really, okay, sure, you
guys do things different over there. Here in America, we
can't trust a single fucking thing anyone says about anything, unfortunately,
So I'm glad you had.
Speaker 2 (52:56):
A bit of personality to that announcement.
Speaker 3 (52:59):
But hey, if you got any of those four hundred
and thirteen and ninety three Kitcat bars, let me know.
Speaker 2 (53:05):
I'm curious.
Speaker 3 (53:06):
I'm in the market for about thirty eight thousand, so
I can help.
Speaker 1 (53:11):
To the Ze crew. I'm in.
Speaker 3 (53:13):
Yeah, they'll probably melt, you know, with how fucking hot
things are tariffs.
Speaker 2 (53:17):
Who fucking knows.
Speaker 3 (53:19):
But anyway, those are the stories that we're trending over
the weekend. We are going to be back tomorrow morning
with a brand new episode talking about all the other
news we didn't cover.
Speaker 2 (53:29):
There's so much we still have to cover, like cash.
Speaker 3 (53:31):
Pttel got Act, the new White House app. There's many
other things we'll be covering tomorrow's episode. So until then,
take care of yourselves, take care of each other, get
your vaccines, do all that.
Speaker 2 (53:42):
Don't do nothing about white supremacy.
Speaker 3 (53:44):
Uh and look and really make a long, hard decision
before getting grills.
Speaker 2 (53:49):
Make sure they're right for you. Make sure they're right
for you.
Speaker 3 (53:51):
They aren't right for everyone, Okay, just ask man Marjara more.
Thanks for hosting with me today and we'll talk to
you all later.
Speaker 1 (54:00):
By The Daily Zeitgeist is executive produced by Catherine Law,
co produced by by Wayne.
Speaker 2 (54:06):
Co produced by Victor Wright
Speaker 4 (54:08):
Co written by j M McNabb and edited and engineered
by Brian Jefferies.
Meanwhile, how cold does this open?
Speaker 2 (00:04):
You guys? Oh? I forgot about that open?
Speaker 1 (00:07):
Oh cold cold?
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Oh dude, did you see.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
I saw a clip on TMZ of Bammar Jara trying
to hit an eat stare at lax.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Did you see that? No?
Speaker 4 (00:16):
Wait, isn't Bammar Jerr like three hundred and fifty pounds? Then?
Speaker 1 (00:19):
No, he's sober and he's uh say two hundred maybe.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Yeah, yeah he got really no, Yeah, he's definitely definitely
a bigger He's got like a grill in, so he talks.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Like so crazy because he's got a fucking grill in.
And he's like, yeah, I've been shober. There's gonna be
two years a ship remember, And you're like all right, dude.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
And he's like in town for like the opening of
like p Rod's new like primitive skate lab or whatever.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
I mean.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
I was like, oh, I'm glad people are still like
hiring you because I know the jackass people won't touch
you with a fucking forty foot pole anymore.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Yeah, dude, looking at bam and being like, well, compared
to previously, he's actually doing pretty well is a wild expit.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Yeah exactly.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
I was like, oh, because when he was talking to
the camera like, oh, you seem pretty together.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Actually just look like you just look like a scumback.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
I get the grill thing because when you stop wasting
your money on drugs, you have to been wasted on
something else, right, And I've definitely had the inclination to
get a grill, Like.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Now that I have a savings, I'm like, I should
get a grill.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
For some reason.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
I mean, I think all, especially like black people of
a certain age, there there comes a time when you
look at your teeth and you go, which ones can
I get away with these being gold?
Speaker 4 (01:42):
I have teeth, and I'm like, well, maybe I'll just
get a couple of slugs to pop over those.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
And I'm like, maybe i should get an eight by eight.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
No, I'm like, I'm probably gonna get like.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
I've always wanted my can I've always just wanted my
canines to be.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
That's like in the back that you're your meat teeth.
Speaker 5 (02:07):
Yeah, dude, I you guys, And and I should be
ridicule for this. Probably in high school, I lived in
Saint Louis and there was there was a spot over
in Illinois you could go and buy fake old teeth and.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
I I sold I did. I got them.
Speaker 5 (02:22):
I didn't really wear them, but I did end up
selling them to a lot of kids in high school.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
I was the gold fake old tooth plug.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Wait, what dude, you were trans You were transporting across
state line old teeth.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
State Yes, yes, trafficking. Was trafficking uh gold to fake
old teeth for you.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
You said you were in Saint Louis. So you're the
three one four St. Louis Paul Wall.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Yeah, that's the greatest compliment I've ever been giving you.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
That's that's a.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Saint Louis Paul Wall. You know more Morse Rough. He's
from East sat. We all know that.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
It was still and then one week I was the
coolest kid in high school.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Yeah, he was like, yeah, I got the old teeth.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Let me see your gold teeth.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
All right, yeah, come right, her got.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
The gold teeth for show drive. Slow, hemie, there you go.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Wait, so you just basically found you just realized, oh,
there's cheap gold teeth here in Illinois. I can buy
them at a lower cost and then make a profit
to these like wayward souls at my school.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Yeah, and this was what you know, this is pretty internet.
So there was a skate spot over there that and
then it was some weirds is like driving around and
there was some Yeah.
Speaker 5 (03:31):
I don't even know what kind of this was. It
was I don't know what sort of like establishment this was.
They had all kinds of different just weird shit. I
remember they had fake gold teeth and I was like,
went to school and I was like, I want fake
gold teeth.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Then everyone was.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
Like me, Damn, I used to sell fake chains in
high school, turning everybody's next green. Nah, these are actually good,
you know, because you get away with it because these
weren't even like they were They were yanky, you know
what I mean.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
They were so yanky. They didn't even turn your shit colors.
It was like metal. And I was like, yeah, I
caused the outbreak, Yeah exactly, would you go?
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Like what was at the time?
Speaker 3 (04:08):
This was like the bling bling era, so it really
wasn't about like thick Cubans. It was like just about
like iced out, like everything was white gold, platinum type shit.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Yeah, any medallions?
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Oh yeah, yeah yeah I still have. I still have
like a couple that I couldn't sell.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Like one was like this really obscene like Octagon that
made no sense to just have like concentric octagons with
like big diamonds in it. And another one that I
still have my mom found is like a blinged out
star of David.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
Oh, how do you have you not given that to Sofia?
Speaker 6 (04:41):
I'm holding on to that is this. I'm like like
that those descriptions are incredible. The first one sounds beautiful
and the second one sounds like it would sell today.
They they're so cheap looking, dude, Like if you saw me,
be like, what the fuck the fuck is this?
Speaker 7 (04:56):
Like Bam Bamo, Yeah, yeah, Bam would be like, what
the fuck?
Speaker 2 (05:00):
These are pretty? Ship?
Speaker 7 (05:01):
Dude?
Speaker 2 (05:01):
You want to assume me? You just hit this each stair?
Speaker 1 (05:06):
You don't think a man that age should be hitting
eight stairs?
Speaker 3 (05:09):
No, he said, he said, that's what he's there to do,
Like he was worried about his knees.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Bro, This is crazy.
Speaker 5 (05:16):
Especially and to think of like which imagine what shape
BAM's scale at night?
Speaker 4 (05:21):
What U?
Speaker 1 (05:22):
How are you?
Speaker 8 (05:24):
You did not see me these jammies he's wearing nightmare
before Christmas four.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
I am I'm here to uh to kind of host
this pro Street League Paul Rodriguez's primitive warehouse.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Yeah, and and my son is going to come with
me for the first time to see some real skateboarding
Phoenix the Wolf. So I'm really excited about that. How
the skateboard come guys too?
Speaker 3 (05:50):
I know, well they want me to alie eight stairs
right off the.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Gate before you pulling up on an eight stair Well.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
It's been a long time, but I think we're looking
at one, two, three, four, five, six, seven eight.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
This is deprivtive.
Speaker 8 (06:06):
It canna be practiced here he goes, hello, okay, fuck,
Then his boy fifty all right?
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Plus does that camera get thrown out?
Speaker 3 (06:22):
I know I can do it, And then like a
cop comes He's like, hey, guys, you gotta get the
fun out here.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Like, what the fuck are you doing? Anyway? You're just
going to have heard that my cart is coming in
for for.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Oh Man, Fucky's gas station luxury glasses. I'm wearing Psycho.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
Hey, what's up Internet? Hey hope you had a great weekend.
And if you didn't shit, I hope maybe you're having
to rest all day to day whatever.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
But here we are.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
It's Monday, March thirtieth, twenty twenty six. Uh, it's time
to talk about everything that trended over the weekend. And see,
maybe Jack does a different opening here, but this is
what happens when Miles is in the driver's seat.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
I take the form and I get wacky with it
like a jazz musician. And uh what does that mean?
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (07:11):
I got to introduce my guest co host. Hey, guess what.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
I'm joined today by mister fantastic comedian, improviser skateboarder Mort Burd.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Hello, everyone, what's up?
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Thanks for having us?
Speaker 3 (07:22):
Of course, of course, I mean, look, I needed somebody
to talk to about Bammar Jera escape and his grills
and his like weird vegas scumback.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
How would you describe Bammar Jera's style now.
Speaker 5 (07:36):
It's like, yeah, he yeah, He's like if somebody who's
addicted to weird gas station drugs just came out of
a coma from the nineties.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
Right and addicted to gas station sunglasses. As you put
it out, that's kind of He's like, yeah, man, hit,
I hit the fucking quick stop up for like some
weird ass, some shit I can smoke that's legal, and
some sick glasses with way too much gold on him,
and maybe a random Harley T shirt who knows.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
But we're gonna tell you what is trending over the weekend.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
But first we got to tell you what, you know,
we think is underrated and overrated because I've I've had
a bit of a bit of a weekend watching a
lot of TV and now I've I've caught up on
some things and I've got some things to say.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Yeah, a couple of things. I just want to say more.
What about you? What's something that you think is underrated?
Speaker 3 (08:25):
You know?
Speaker 5 (08:25):
You know what I'm underrating lately is doctors being casual because,
and this is a true story, my doctor used the
phrase booty hole with me three times, oh, a couple
of months ago. Yeah, and honestly, it made me feel like,
you know what, slightly's chill, you know.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
And this is when you went in because you said
you twisted your ankle. That was when you went.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Into upon reflection, that was not a doctor.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
Yeah, well, well I'm glad they had some manner of
bedside manner. Wait, why your booty holes?
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Like pretty looking, pretty good?
Speaker 3 (09:03):
Dude? Wait, what was the context that booty hole came
in that you were like, all right, all right, doc,
I'll give you that.
Speaker 5 (09:12):
Yeah, I'm of the age now that I need I
need to start getting procedures.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Sure, yeah, you know. They need to do.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
The not just an exit anymore, but an entrance to
medical sounds.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
They need to send a camera at microscope hopefully whatever
they need to send a.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Came and they're like, and we're going to put it
in your b hole.
Speaker 5 (09:30):
Like good booty hole, dude, So the friend booty hole
three times.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
I was like, I go. I was like, look, you're
let's you're a doctor. Call it what it's its actual
clinical name is it's a bussy?
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Yeah, yeah, exactly, please.
Speaker 4 (09:46):
Do.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
I was also reading a thing that there was like
there were some some doctors on TikTok that are getting
like in trouble for being way too casual, for being
like on TikTok while doing doctor ship.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
H I'm saying, they don't. They want to be this
is the deal. They want to be cool.
Speaker 5 (10:02):
Like it's like the way the way chefs decided they
were cool like ten years ago or fifteen years ago.
Probably when they're like I'm gonna get a soup spoon
tattoo on my forearm and they think they're like lou
read all of a sudden they had a.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Tasting spoons a little bit different, but that's fine.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
You make eggs. Everybody doesn't get to be the strokes,
you know.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
I remember when this trend kicked off because it was
like Bordain made it for like like the culinary field
was like cool, you know what I mean. It was
like it was a visible profession that had like all
of its cool shit going on. And I had a
couple of friends who were working in kitchens and like
that's when like the food tattoo crazy beginner, Like in
the ots were like my one homie got like a
(10:41):
leak tattooed on his forearm and like a head of garlic,
and I was like, I mean, like I thought it
was it was a nice tattoo, but at the time
it was like you got food.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
On your arm.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
And in hindsight, he's like, you're at the beginning of
a wave of tattoos like not.
Speaker 5 (10:56):
You know, no disrespect, but I do. I you know,
I worked in restaurants at the time. It went to
the chef's head. They already like had too much control
over the kitchen, and then all of a sudden they
like you cannot you're not that you're not. Yeah, it's
not good for the ego to think you're that cool, right,
sure sure, sure, sure, No, it's nice man.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
Respect the kitchen staff, Respect your sewer chefs, your prep chefs,
your dishies, we all see you.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Underrated.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
For me, I finally watched that show, like completed, the
show Jury Duty that was on Amazon Prime. Yeah, because
the second season came out and I was like, dude,
I only saw like the first couple episodes of the
first season.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
I need to see the rest of it. Completed.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
It watched the first season of season two, and I'm
saying underrated, not because people aren't talking about it and
saying it's great. I'm saying the experience of watching it,
it was. It kind of did more for me than
just watching like a funny show like It's it's well made,
you're I was totally impressed with the production of it
and how they just completely have these people believing that
(11:56):
they're they're not really doing what they think.
Speaker 5 (11:59):
Did Johnny, the way they came together and shout out
Cassandra Blair, my friend who's on you know Cassandra, Yeah, dude,
we were in an acting class together and she's the
best We like, yeah, she's she seemed awesome.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
I was acquainted with that guy Ross who was in it,
the guy who was the teacher, uh huh when he
was still living out there.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Yeah, he's like a Chicago improv guy.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
It was interesting to see like the improv like sort
of like the people animal Yeah, Ross, Kimboy. Yeah, if
you see like improv people who are like if you're
if you know improv, you're like, oh wait, I see
you anyway, great show, But I think the other the
thing that I really underrated was like, by the end
of it, how much I really appreciated the Mark in
the show for being like just such a good guy dude.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
They got so lucky.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
I couldn't believe.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
And like, I think that's the part that I really
underrated was how much then I was like this is
so fun.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
And I'm also like, damn, what like a just a
good dude.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
Like obviously, even like you know the camera's on, You're like, well,
people are gonna behave a certain way because the cameras
on them. And when he didn't realize he was had
the cameras on him, he had a decent amount of
heart to him. And I don't know if I hope
there's no uh like article about how these guy's like
a fucking free but so far I think so, And
then watching season two, it seems like they have another
(13:16):
person they've done. They do a really good job of
finding people who are like gonna really buy in to
what's going on and then also end up being kind
of good people.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
So yeah, like they make an effort.
Speaker 5 (13:28):
He makes an effort to be kind through the most trying,
insane circumstances. And I think we really do, like because
of the Internet, we get such a skewed version of
how people act, like we kind of think everybody's a monster, right,
And I think there's a lot of people out there
like that.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Dude, are just like trying to be a little sweeties
as much as they can.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
You know, the other thing do also, yeah, Victor.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
In the comments he had, James Marsden also shout out
to you for always allowing yourself to be humiliated, whether
that's in character form or playing yourself. And I just
think truly unsung hero overrated. What's something you think is overrated?
Speaker 2 (14:04):
Mort?
Speaker 5 (14:05):
You know, I've always found auditions to be overrated as
a well, I'm gonna.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Say former actor Mort Burke, well we're going former.
Speaker 5 (14:13):
Dam over and honestly, especially when you get here, like nobody,
when you get to Holly whatever, it's so hilariously superficial,
and they're like, all.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Right, you're a nerd.
Speaker 5 (14:23):
And I was like, okay, okay, whatever, and then I
would go to the I literally had an audition one
time where they were like, Okay, they're just gonna throw eggs.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
At you for fifteen minutes, so you fine for that.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
That's the the.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Audition, dude. I was like, no, I'm not. One time
I walked out.
Speaker 5 (14:39):
On an audition because they were like, okay, take your
shirt off. This commercial is about how you are a
your account.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
Your body's pathetic and you're you're sad, and then a
muscle guy's gonna come in and lift the weights because
you can't. That was the joke.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
Wow, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
What's next?
Speaker 1 (14:58):
You're going to this one? All right? Come want more?
Let's see you're gonna drink piss while models laugh at you.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
Yeah, and then one of them's gonna pants you. But like,
you're not wearing underwear, right, we said that, don't wear underwear.
When you come in here, they're gonna pants you. And
they're all gonna laugh and then someone's gonna throw scalding
hot water on your bare ass too.
Speaker 6 (15:16):
Is gonna head butt you, and uh oh my god,
oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Auditions.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
I feel like the few times I was really auditioning too,
it was always like enthusiastic.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Game guy was one I would get a lot. Uh
never booked anything. Uh oh.
Speaker 3 (15:34):
The one time I remember, I auditioned for the fucking
the movie about the pickup artist the Game and we're
making that film. I got an audition for that that
was fucking unfucking bearable. I couldn't believe it. I was like, dude,
this is so fucking dumb. And it was one of
those moments I'm like, do I want to be an actor?
Like if I'm doing shit like this? And I was like, no,
(15:56):
I don't rather.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Talk every free auditions So many of them are like that.
Speaker 5 (16:01):
It feels like a test of like how, yeah, what
level of hell are you willing to walk through for
this little dream you have?
Speaker 1 (16:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (16:07):
And then like it's funny, like I'll talk to like
people like Gabris and stuff, who's like so funny and
he's like, bro, I could never get fucked, Like I'm
it's so hard to book shit.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
Yeah, and he's so supremely talented.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
And you're like, how the fuck is this guy not
booking more stuff?
Speaker 5 (16:22):
But it's just a very I think it's a total
I think it's partially it's a separate skill almost that
some some funny people have and some funny people don't.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
It's really like, yeah, I was terrible.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
About this, Yeah, yeah, I was too.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
My overrated is season two of Hijack, which is this
Idris Elbow show that was on Apple TV. I saw
the first one and because my partner, Her Majesty is
a completionist, like, we got through that first one and
I was like, okay, all right, I see where they
were going with it. That's kind of an interesting conceit
season two. So the first one is like about a
(16:57):
plane being hijacked. The second one is about a German
metro being hijacked. When they're like on the Ubah and
the stakes just feel so different when you're on a
linear track where the controls are merely slow down or
speed up, like from the conductor's point of view, where
it's like it's like you're flying a fucking plane and
(17:18):
if it stops.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
You crash or some shit.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
Or if you if you get out, like you fall
thousands of feet to your death. This was just really
fucking boring, and there were all these like escalations, like
these twists for twist's sake, that I got so bored
of so quickly, and like plot holes you could just
point out immediately, like why don't they use the emergency
exits if they want to get off the fucking train
they're not.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
Okay, well the show's over for me at this point.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
Yeah. Also, like random Germans, that's not the most innately
likable group of people.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
Yeah, I had to mix it up.
Speaker 3 (17:49):
It was a lot of international people in town in Berlin,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
It was like a group of like.
Speaker 3 (17:55):
English students, okay, and international bank works and like there
was like one trippy German guy who was like a hippie.
Yeah you gotta yeah, like yeah, this this again. It
was just felt like one of those things too where
they're maybe like they're like, hey, we want another season
of that show. Like it was kind of meant to
(18:15):
be self contained here, like is it gonna be hard
for It's like what if Idris elba is doing the hijacking?
Speaker 2 (18:20):
Now, that's like the twist here.
Speaker 3 (18:22):
Then there's like eight twists on top of that that
just don't make sense, Like after the third one.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
Says the state of things when we can't find a
good project for Idris Elba.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
You know yeah, I mean he's I feel like for
him at this point, he's just like, you know what,
let the checks come on in so I can continue
to DJ and rap because that's what I.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
Really don't even Oh he's rapping and DJ.
Speaker 3 (18:46):
Yeah, he's got like a whole fucking like a couple
of times scene.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
I'm like, okay, Idris, see.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
What is it? Is it grime? Is that the British rap? Uh?
Speaker 3 (18:55):
He's not really, I don't know if it's necessarily grime.
He kind of I mean yeah, maybe he's just given
his style.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
But he's like he.
Speaker 3 (19:02):
Kind of has like uncle rap style. Yeah, I appreciated it.
He's kind of doing like dancy stuff too. But hey,
you know, I get it, man, you do what you do.
He's there was a thing where he was talking about
like he's slowly thinking about not acting anymore and potentially
directing more.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
So I don't know, man talked to him more about
retiring from acting.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
Yeah, I've recommended it.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
Honestly for sure. All Right, let's take a quick break.
Speaker 3 (19:28):
When we come back, we're going to talk about some
of the news that was trending over the weekend, and
by golly, there was quite a bit of it after this,
and we're back up.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
First.
Speaker 3 (19:49):
Obviously, over the weekend there was another No King's Rally,
No King's Day according to the organizers. But this, according
to them, wasn't independently verified, but based on the out
you know, the turnout I've seen in LA and then
videos of other places, I definitely definitely was significant. They
are saying, they are claiming that the total was at
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eight million people. The last one in October they said
was seven And I guess that's conceivable because there were
like six hundred more events scheduled this time than last time.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
There was twenty seven hundred individual events in.
Speaker 3 (20:25):
October versus thirty three hundred, and this is one of
the largest on record single day protests. But if the
record actually belongs to the first Earth Day in nineteen
seventy when they estimated twenty million participated in rallies and
teach ins, so that's a little bit of a difference there.
(20:45):
And also I guess like when you think if it
really was eight million, that means like one in every
fifty people.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
Joined the note King's rally.
Speaker 3 (20:51):
I mean, my mom was out there, my mom's friends,
people were out there. The one thing that I that
I've noticed, though the previous one has been a lot
of older people and not as many younger people. The
Iran War and like I think just maybe a tipping
point for people just generally existing in this country.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
There were more.
Speaker 3 (21:09):
Young people out than previous ones, which makes sense given
that all the talk is like maybe we need to
in state a draft, maybe we need to you know,
lower the or raise the recruiting age so forty two
year old men can also enlist. Fuck dude, forty three
please come sooner.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Yeah yeah, wait for the army of fifty eight year
olds in the Middle Ages.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
Yep. Tremendous yep, yep. And just fucking man explaining the
early days of playing Halo, like on Xbox Live or
something like this.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
Just showing Iranian civilians ai slop.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
Have you seen? Oh shit? Okay, yep, that's this is
gonna work. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (21:49):
I mean the other thing too, is like a lot
of when you see this kind of turnout, it it
ends up being the kind of thing where like Democrats are.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
Like, oh, okay, this the people don't like this. We
should fight for rights harder, I guess. So, yeah, take
note people in office.
Speaker 3 (22:08):
There are many many people dissatisfied with what's going on,
although like every sort of region has its own flavor,
like where some some rallies, like in the Midwest might
have been more just broadly about like no president should
be above the law naturally, like in Minneapolis, a lot
of like anti ice sentiment because the raids are still
happening and every like, you know, kind of I think
(22:31):
the one thing for Democrats is like these aren't these
aren't pro Democrat rallies, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (22:36):
These are like anti Trump rallies.
Speaker 3 (22:38):
And from there that's the thing that I'm always cursing' like,
now do you know how to leverage this into something?
Are you just gonna do your habit of being like, hey,
isn't it isn't that Trump guys suck? Well, anyway, we're
also another party you can vote for pretty similar, you know,
like vibe wise, but we definitely like to put a
smile on things. You know, We're not mean, We're not
(22:58):
as crabby but no, no, no, we're like mean in
the fine print if you if you bother to read
that far.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
Yeah, we're like how Walmart has greeters. They're still evil,
but we said greets.
Speaker 3 (23:10):
Yeah, they're also like, oh yeah, do we care that
these elderly people are having to work this late into
their life.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
They love it.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
And that's what we say. We don't say they deserve
to work. We go they love it.
Speaker 3 (23:22):
We just lie. We say this is how they get
out of the house. They love it. Please please look
the other way.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
Sure, there are all their their old skeletons hurt.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
Oh god, it's all. It's so like, that is it's all.
Speaker 3 (23:35):
I always feel so bad when I see like older
people still having to like work that late, and you're like,
these are the kinds of things when you look at
and you're.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
Like, this is why you have to.
Speaker 3 (23:43):
Help people actually rather than right now, where do you
have Republicans saying like, maybe get rid of Social Security
to pay for the war that no one wanted and
is an abject failure already?
Speaker 1 (23:54):
Yeah, yeah, very quol. Yeah, everyone's like this isn't gonna work.
This isn't gonna work. It's not working. It's not working
the whole time.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
Yeah, like, well people before said, oh, people before said
it's never gonna work and we shouldn't even do it.
Huh crazy. Okay, well maybe maybe it'll be different if
we try it. Yeah, no, no, okay, I.
Speaker 5 (24:12):
Will say I didn't go to the rallies because I
thought it was an anti TI protest.
Speaker 3 (24:17):
Si oh wow, Wow, your favorite TI album came an
anti TI protest? That album was? I mean, I think
what you know about that was on that album, wasn't it?
Speaker 1 (24:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (24:29):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that was.
Speaker 3 (24:33):
We're Not Chirp Shorty Chart Back Louie Knapsack where I'm
oh work at with the crowd on the hustle?
Speaker 2 (24:39):
Yeah, what you know about that? That was? I? Oh man,
I remember that album came out.
Speaker 3 (24:44):
This is back when I was ripping everything off bit torn,
putting on a blank, blank CD. Uh like, listening to
that in my then girlfriend's Mustang convertible at the time,
and I fucked up her entire sound system because I
played it. I played what you know about that way
too fucking loud, and I turned I turned the bass
(25:04):
all the way up, thinking like, yeah, this will be
able to handle it, and it was like buzzing. It
was like oh fuck, oh fuck. And then I remember
we were listening to something. She's like, what happened. It's
like someone's wrong. The speaker's like, no.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
No, that sounds all right.
Speaker 3 (25:16):
It's all rights supposed to be like this. This is
what you should be like that. Yeah, you want to
like you like you want to buzz when any low
end is playing. That's that's the sign of a good
good sound system. TSA. They're back in the news. Have
you experienced any of the TSA gridlock at all?
Speaker 2 (25:34):
Or you haven't.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
No, I'm not flown.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
It's good for us who have not flown since February fourteenth, when.
Speaker 3 (25:41):
That's when the paycheck stopped. TSA paychecks have finally began
to flow. Not everyone from reports has received them, but
a good sizeable amount of people have began receiving their
pay because again, they've been working for without pay for
like forty three fucking days.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
Yeah, dude, you know I view it. I view it
like the greaders. I think they should just be happy
to be there. I don't really understand why they feel
so obligated to be.
Speaker 3 (26:04):
Paid, but you know, keeping America safe guys, which is
I think maybe how Republicans want them to think. But
at the end of the day, these are Americans toiling
under our very are very unique form of capitalism, which
is like if you stop working, you die. That's that's
the unfortunate part, because you know a lot of people
(26:25):
were taking like second and third jobs to be like, well,
I because some people were like I wanted to keep
coming because once the shutdown's over, like there could be
repercussions for calling out, like some people could get suspended
or terminated. So that was one thing keeping people coming
back to work. Yeah, then you also had people maxing
out credit cards just to make ends meet. But Donald
(26:48):
Trump decided to be once again the savior of a
problem that he created. So what happened was at the
end of last week, the Democrats actually got the Republicans
to agree to like a narrow funding bill that would
fund TSA but like not ice and border patrol. And
so once that happened, they're like, okay, House Republicans in
the House on you that shit immediately took a big
(27:11):
dump and did not get out of the House because
the Republicans there are so split on what to do
on this, like half of the people, like this is
a liability for the mid terms. We control every facet
of the government. There's no even if you keep calling
this a Democrat shutdown, people are still going to be like,
you're able to start brutalizing innocent immigrant people without fucking
(27:33):
anything any breaks on that, but you can't get the
TSA paychecks to move m I don't know. And so
they were basically caught between a a lot like Republicans
being like, we have to get this funding, like it's
causing problems and it's making it real obvious that like
we fucking suck, while others were like.
Speaker 7 (27:52):
President Trump said, we must pass the Voter Suppression Save
Act and if we don't do that, it's going to
be a big, big problem for us. So they did
not pass it, and then Trump, I guess the pressure got.
It must have been high enough that he came in
after Elon Musk was like, I'll pay the bill, like
(28:13):
I don't care, like I'll fund all of it.
Speaker 3 (28:15):
Now he came in and is decided to proclaim that
he will be now funding all of the paychecks.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
This is a DHS posted on Friday.
Speaker 3 (28:26):
They said today at the direction of President Trump and
Secretary Mullen. TSA has immediately begun the process of paying
its workforce. TSA is grateful to the President and Secretary
for their leadership to put money back into the pockets
of TSA employees who worked without pay during an ongoing
Democrat shutdown. So anyway, that was that was easy. Humh Yeah,
(28:52):
by executive order do that? So okay, But I guess
I'm sure they'll just they'll they'll create another moment of
tension when Trump needs some leverage to try and pass
the Save Act.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
But it doesn't much.
Speaker 3 (29:05):
We'll see what happens this week because again, not a
lot of unified action in terms of like the Republicans
being like on one side, it is odd to see Democrats.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
I'll be like, yep ice funding, Nope, not doing that.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
Yeah, how about that?
Speaker 2 (29:21):
Huh slow bart clear though, low bar.
Speaker 3 (29:24):
While that was going on, TMZ, who usually doing stuff like,
hey man, nobody knows this, not even the person that
died family, But this guy just died.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
This celebrity just passed away.
Speaker 3 (29:37):
The cops don't even know, but us at TMZ no,
and we just told you good luck. They somehow they're like,
you know what, let's use all of our snooping eyes
around the country to put some to put some spotlights on,
you know, members of Congress and other officials who are
out here enjoying the airports during the shutdown, taking little vacations,
getting out of DC as quickly as they can. They
(30:00):
were just posting just a bunch of reposts of like
people catching people like Senator Marsha Blackburn at the DC airport,
just trying to get the fuck out of town. There
was John Barrasso, Senator also They're like here he is
just chilling that. They're like, it's so funny to see
how these senators dress when they're not in their like
little senator suits, but they look like the most aggravating.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
I don't even know what. I don't know even how
to describe John Barrasso.
Speaker 3 (30:27):
It's just like old guy boomer thinking like I'm wearing
a quarter zip with a with a white polo underneath
and jeans that shows it's the weekend not I mean,
I don't know why I'm I don't know why I'm
counting on John barrasso high fashion sense, but he didn't.
There was also another clip of Ted Cruz naturally on
(30:49):
a plane shirking any kind of responsibility or duty.
Speaker 2 (30:53):
And then they also reported they're.
Speaker 3 (30:54):
Like Bernie Sanders was also straight out of DC and
they're like, yeah, he was going to a rally, but
that's okay, go ahead, let's let's you can you can point.
Everybody was trying to get out of town. But the
thing that was most amazing was a clip or a
picture a fucking Lindsey Graham at Disney World. Okay, Lindsey
(31:16):
Graham was at Disney World having breakfast at Chef Mickey's.
And Chef Mickey's is a restaurant at like at Disney World,
where it's like a character brunch breakfast.
Speaker 2 (31:30):
Okay, like you go there to have Mickey.
Speaker 3 (31:33):
And Minnie and like Chippendale, whoever the fuck come by,
take a selfie, glad hand. And there's just this photo
where Lindsey Graham is sitting like in the back corner
and there's like Minnie Mouse like entertaining a group of
chill like a family at the table next to him.
And when he was asked, they're like, hey, man, like
(31:54):
what the fuck are you doing in like a character
breakfast at Disney World. He's like, I'm in Orlando to
meet Steve whitcough to quote talk about the possibility of
normalization between Saudi Arabia and Israel. Okay, dude, that is
so vague and not a thing that you You're at
fucking Disney World to do that.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
Yeah, there's no way you're hooking up with the character
actor who plays Goofy.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (32:20):
Is this like some New CIA shit where like Steve
Whitcoff is like in a Pluto costume and he's like, hey, Senator, Okay,
so this is the deal. I just spoke with Mohammed
ben solm on the Crown Prince. This is what he's saying.
Uh huh, great, great to meet you. Pluto, Like, what
the fuck is he talking about?
Speaker 1 (32:37):
The bird?
Speaker 2 (32:39):
Yeah, the straight of horror moves is in it being passable.
Uh okay, doggie.
Speaker 3 (32:47):
And then apparently like the TMZ staff or TMZ people
ended up talking to the staff and like, hey, what
the fuck, Like, what's going on?
Speaker 2 (32:53):
Was he there?
Speaker 3 (32:54):
They're like, we put him in a back table, he
went to a buffet, Like they got all this like
in side information about what he did.
Speaker 1 (33:03):
This is what I like TMZ being doing a real
journalism is like when you know recently Afroman was our
greatest civil.
Speaker 2 (33:10):
Rights leader for for a week and a half.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
You know why not?
Speaker 2 (33:13):
I'm before it exactly.
Speaker 3 (33:15):
The full story for Graham was, I was invited to
a meeting in South Florida on Friday with Trump official
Steve Wickcoff talking about normalization, et cetera.
Speaker 2 (33:24):
I went to Orlando to meet friends after. Okay, that's
what it is. Okay, one of.
Speaker 1 (33:28):
The friends are they seven? What?
Speaker 2 (33:31):
Well? This is the thing.
Speaker 3 (33:32):
So he someone clocked Lindsey Graham at Disney World too,
like in the fucking park, like where the like the
tangled section of Disney World, carrying one of those bubble wands,
like those little battery powered things you hit and then
like just shoots bubbles out.
Speaker 2 (33:50):
Are you looking in the dock right now? Do you
see this picture? He looks wasted.
Speaker 1 (33:54):
I am all for Lindsey Graham helping his inner child
like that little and Lindsey Graham need. It's a lot
of help and a lot of therapy. Just quit working
for the government first.
Speaker 3 (34:03):
Yeah, yeah, get this dude, Yeah, Lee, resign and go
be a little fucking weirdo with your bubble wand he
the way he's it looks like I don't even know.
It looks like half like you're on mushrooms and you're
kind of tripping too hard at a theme park and you're.
Speaker 2 (34:20):
Like, oh yeah much, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (34:22):
Yeah, I'm getting a lot just from this still image
and him gripping this bubble wand like it's a fucking
like sword he's trying to do battle with.
Speaker 5 (34:31):
Do you think there's some aspect of him because he's
like actively starting an oriented war, like needs some some
artificial version of innocence because his soul.
Speaker 3 (34:41):
Is It's so hard to know like how full blown
the sociopathy is with them, where they're like, yeah, dude,
they kind of just get off annoying. It sound like
they doesn't harm them at all. But then I also
have to think that on some level it does. It
does something to you that maybe they're not even aware of.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
Who knows.
Speaker 3 (35:01):
It's the idea of even just funnier that he's this,
he's truly there by himself.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
Yeah, that just like what a deep loneliness because like,
you know, hey, again, bring yourself on an artist date, Lindsay,
you know it's fun, just don't do it on our dime.
Speaker 3 (35:15):
Dude, Yeah exactly, And I'm sure that was done on
our dime, and I hope you tipped the server at
the chef Mickey's character breakfast.
Speaker 2 (35:24):
Please do those are god? Like? I just I'm hoping that.
Speaker 3 (35:28):
Like there's another photo over there, like, dude, look at
Lindsey Graham with fucking Mickey right here. But we'll see,
we shall see. All right, let's take a quick break
and we come back. We'll talk about Seapack and Tiger
Woods flipping another fucking suv.
Speaker 2 (35:46):
Right after this and we're back.
Speaker 3 (35:58):
So Sea Pack happened over the weekend or as we
know it, Maga Bonaru or Nazi Palooza, whatever you want,
put whatever fucking festival you want, just yeah, yeah, whatever
it is. Yeah, we just call Coachella for racists. And
then people are like, what about stage Coach And I'm like, well,
it depends on your vibe. So it happened over the weekend,
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and there was one moment that got a ton of attention,
and it was when when Seed, the head of Sea
Pac Matt Schlapp and noted sex pest, came out and
was trying to like motivate the audience to be like,
hey man, we got to get like essentially, the whole
thing is like, you got to get behind.
Speaker 2 (36:38):
Republicans in the midterms, because.
Speaker 3 (36:42):
If there's a blue wave, then it's gonna be a
lot of problems for our terrible, racist, fascist agenda. And
so he came out on stage and was basically that's
kind of what he's getting at, and he raises the
possibility of impeachment. And I just want to play this
clip because like a lot of peop people took this
to be like, oh shit, everyone at seapack wants.
Speaker 2 (37:03):
Trump to be impeached. But that's the no, the people,
they are just stupid. Here's the clip of Schlap coming
out and being like, I can't hear you. How many
of you would like to see impeachment hearings? Hey, that
(37:25):
was the wrong answer.
Speaker 4 (37:26):
No, how many of you would like to see impeachment hearings?
Speaker 1 (37:32):
Yes, people can someone.
Speaker 4 (37:36):
Brings some coffee out for the Yeah, we've got to
keep this house majority.
Speaker 1 (37:41):
How many of you agree with that?
Speaker 7 (37:46):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (37:46):
Oh yeah, funny.
Speaker 5 (37:50):
He's trying to do the like kind of alpha male
energy when it comes out, which quickly dissipates when he
gets the wrong answer. But it's also like, cle if
somebody comes out like that, you're waiting to cheer. Just
give me something to cheer about.
Speaker 3 (38:00):
Yeah, I know, so so many people like holy shit,
Trump has lost sea path.
Speaker 2 (38:05):
They want him to be impeached.
Speaker 3 (38:06):
I'm like, there's too many headlines like written like about
this kind of ship or it's it's that's completely the
wrong thing that what's happened here is these people are
so fucking dumb and don't ever actually think about anything
that they just presumed slap meant something that they were
supposed to cheer for.
Speaker 1 (38:26):
Yeah, totally, yeah, impeached Biden?
Speaker 2 (38:30):
Like what dude?
Speaker 3 (38:31):
No, no, sorry, I I think rather than like, do
y'all want to see Trump get impeached?
Speaker 2 (38:37):
You better not.
Speaker 5 (38:38):
So I thought he meant give give him him a peach,
like give Trump a peach.
Speaker 3 (38:43):
That's no, no, that's thank you sir for saying that.
Uh please, I'm going to run for a governor of Georgia.
So well, you're you're in good company. You're in good company.
Uh yeah, just like one of those moments everyone was
just so I think I'm just so used to just
mindless call and response hooting and hollering, you know what
(39:04):
I mean, Like that people aren't ready to boo like
It's not often that you're rocking a crowd and go,
all right, how do I get him to boo? I'm
gonna kick this off with a boo? I mean, like
just basic crowd work. Crowd control would dictate, maybe build up.
You want to get them saying yes to a bunch
(39:24):
of stuff first, and then you can turn that into
a no. But he just came out, Hey, who wants
to see some impeachments? Yeah no, fuck no, fuck no,
that's the wrong answer.
Speaker 2 (39:37):
No, say no this time?
Speaker 1 (39:39):
Who wants to see a peach cobbler? That's not saying yet.
Speaker 2 (39:43):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (39:44):
The other thing too, is like the every report I
was reading about SEAPAC this year, it's the vibes are
really low. They're really low right now because I think
just generally people are so bummed about outwardly being like
a Republican. I mean, because you know, there's still the
faithful obviously, But every year this used to be a
huge event where like Trump would speak.
Speaker 2 (40:06):
Trump didn't even speak at the fucking thing this year.
Speaker 1 (40:08):
How little he gives a shit about Yeah party and
like no, and not even like a fucking stooge fail
child spoke.
Speaker 3 (40:16):
Usually there could be some ex wife or someone in
the last name Trump or one of the kids speaking
none of that. I think the biggest name they had
was like RFK Junior, and that was even like not
not the most popular thing. Yeah yeah, And I think
the other like the turnout was just super low, and
they were like, oh, the turnout was incredible and a
bunch of people, like a bunch of journalists were there,
(40:36):
like dude, look at these photos, Like no, there was
not a fucking lot of people here.
Speaker 5 (40:41):
Well, and they're like I think they're you know, even
who was like that Fuentes dude or whatever it is, Like, yeah,
Trump has not engendered anyone to take his place, like
he should be building up new Republicans, Like, no, dude,
you guys were completely conn He doesn't give a.
Speaker 1 (40:54):
Shit about not only like any of you, but he
certainly doesn't care about the Republican Party. Why would care?
Speaker 3 (41:02):
Yeah, why would he start pumping someone else up when
he's trying to be the fucking god king of all
this shit, Like it's what.
Speaker 1 (41:09):
Happens when he dies at all. It's like you totally, yeah,
you you hooked up with a rich guy who you
thought was gonna marry you and then he leave you
know what I mean? He left my Yeah, yeah, this
is different than I thought it was. Where's like joe Yady.
Speaker 2 (41:22):
No, he did it because your dad owned that Chevy
dealership and he wanted to get a fucking deal on
his break job. That's what it was.
Speaker 1 (41:30):
Yeah, that posed me on the loan percentage and I'm
stuck with the bill.
Speaker 3 (41:35):
So yeah, it's uh, not not great.
Speaker 2 (41:39):
But yeah.
Speaker 3 (41:39):
Also at Sea Pac, they did like a sharp hole
to see who's who's your favorite pick for twenty twenty
eight presidential candidate jd Vance was the favorite with fifty
three percent to those people. But my god, it's that's
the best you can do, guys. That's uh, it's gonna
be tough. It's gonna be tough because I think the
other thing too, is like there's no I think a
(42:00):
lot of people didn't realize that. It's it really is
the entertainment factor with Trump that brought a lot of
people who don't care about anything into the fold, like
the Magafold and everyone. It just does not like jd
Vance Like there's just something about him, like I don't know, dude,
he's boring, Like sure, even when he's racist, like it's
not doesn't make sense he's doing He's just doing straight
(42:23):
up racism, you know what I mean. Uh, so we
will see this. In second place, it was Marco Rubio
who shot up like many points compared to last year.
So I don't know, JD, you may have to watch
your back. Little Marco might be on the come up.
Speaker 2 (42:40):
Moving on. Tiger Woods has been in another fucking accident.
Speaker 3 (42:46):
He was arrested on suspicion of dui after he flipped
his suv swerving around a truck. They gave him a
breathalyzer there, and the breathalyzer quote didn't show signs of alcohol,
but he refused a urine test.
Speaker 2 (43:04):
Somebody's popping some benzos or something. I don't know what.
They're like, yeah, yeah, no alcohol. I'm all good, right,
They're like, sir, your eyes are half open. I don't
know what the fuck this? What's going on?
Speaker 3 (43:16):
But yeah, like before that, I remember, like last week
people were like he might was he going to play
in the Masters? And he was talking about potentially returning
to the Masters after a bunch of surgeries and shit
like that. But after this, who knows, because he's had
so many like car accidents and drunk driving things that
like when NBC was reporting on it, they showed pictures
(43:37):
of an earlier crash, the wrong crash while reporting the
story the wrong Yeah. Yeah, yeah, they're like, oh God,
like dick at this one. I think it was like
one from like a twenty seventeen car accident. And then
they're like, then on the air they said, quote, we
want to take this time to make a correction before
we came on the other day our studio and advertently
showed the incorrect picture of the car crash Tiger Woods
(43:59):
was in. It was another previous car crash. It was
not the correct one, the latest one that was yesterday.
We apologize for that. I just want to straight that
up before we go any further.
Speaker 2 (44:09):
So, Yeah, I think.
Speaker 5 (44:10):
He's better at golf now or crashing SUVs. I feel
like he's maybe maybe eclipsing his his TWN.
Speaker 3 (44:16):
I mean it's probably that, And like that's like really
fucking dark about this man. Like these guy's are in
so many fucking car accident It's like he was in
a really fucked up one I think was two thousand.
Speaker 2 (44:28):
I think it was that twenty seventeen one or the No.
Speaker 3 (44:31):
Twenty twenty one were like his almost like he almost
lost his leg, and you're like, this is a dark
like this this doesn't usually end well. Anybody who you
know is around any kind of people like these sort
of substance abuse problems and like they keep hurting themselves
like in this way, you're.
Speaker 1 (44:47):
Like, well, and it's hard enough to get sober when
you don't have access to infinite money and global fame.
Speaker 5 (44:54):
Like when you know, when you're an ADT, this stuff
becomes more and more like the more money you have,
the it's a liability.
Speaker 3 (45:00):
Right because it does turn into like can't tell me
nothing type of ship when you're that when you're like
you're like, I don't know, there really is no bottom.
You're like, okay, I totaled another range overdue. I can
buy like fucking twenty right now if I wanted to.
Speaker 1 (45:12):
Yep.
Speaker 3 (45:14):
He also so like there was this other thing too,
like the Secret So he's dating Donald Trump Junior's former wife,
his ex wife, Yeah, Venice or Venice Vanessa Trump and
that's the one who the oldest one. Kai is like
a golfer too, And apparently the Secret Service will not
(45:34):
allow Tiger Woods to drive the grandchildren because it's such
a fucking like it's a thing. Apparently that's what they're reporting,
is that like, yeah, the Secret Service, they're like, since
they protect those kids, are like, sir, you cannot drive
these kids. And then there was also a report that
came out that he like refuses to use up like
a driver.
Speaker 2 (45:53):
Because people are like, dude, right, you don't even have to.
You're so fucking rich.
Speaker 3 (45:57):
You can just be wasted laying down in the back
of a sprinter van for a fucking RV whatever.
Speaker 2 (46:03):
You could be a fucking bus dude, Like, just who cares? Man?
Speaker 3 (46:07):
This was in People magazine said, quote, Tiger cares a
lot about his privacy. The magazine goes on his site
an anonymous source who claims he won't hire a private
driver because he quote doesn't want anyone to watch over
him or know what he is doing the source is.
The source adds that legendary Golfer also thinks, and this
is so indicative of where he's at, he's fine to drive.
Speaker 1 (46:29):
What they said that Tiger Woods quoted is saying, you know,
I'm not drunk, you're drunk finding.
Speaker 2 (46:34):
Driver, dude.
Speaker 3 (46:36):
You know what, dude, I'll buy your car off you
right now, let me drive that home. Then if you're
not gonna give me my keys, dude, I'll buy your keys.
How much you want for him, I'll do it. They
go on to say that Tiger quote despises public scrutiny,
and they're like, I mean, dude, if you hate public scrutiny,
maybe like keep yourself out of like trouble here, like
(46:58):
like these fucking send stational car accidents. And I'm surprised
you haven't taken somebody's life, including right, But yeah, hey, yeah, yeah, yeah, man.
I don't want people to know what I'm up to.
That's always a good that's a great sign. Hey, why
don't you have someone look out for you to or
like at least take that thing off your plate. I
don't need somebody fucking knowing what I'm doing. Oh, because
(47:22):
what are you doing? Bad stuff? Yeah, really bad.
Speaker 1 (47:26):
Flipping SUVs in the suburbs of Florida.
Speaker 3 (47:30):
I was swerving around a truck. I'm like wondering was
there even a truck? You know, It's like Jesus Christ.
I used to look up the Tiger Woods as Ablazion.
I looked up to you, Tiger, But now I had
to stop. I can't do more and more.
Speaker 5 (47:46):
We're just being asked to see how little it helps
a person's general health by becoming rich.
Speaker 1 (47:53):
And famous, you know it just especially when you have
demail into like sicker and sicker people.
Speaker 3 (47:59):
Every so many of the Yeah, I know a lot
of people who had issues pre fame and things like that,
or like child actors I grew up with, and if
like the kids who had like we who were troubled
when they got famed, Shilah buff Yeah, completely became like
the worst version of the teenager that I knew. Yeah,
(48:19):
like because no one's there to check you. There's no
you're not like there's nothing existential because like you'll bail
yourself out you have the cash to do it, or
you have the you know, you have lawyers and stuff
that you're paying for and you're just not like aware
of it. Yeah, you end up doing whatever bad shit
you were doing. If you don't have if you haven't
gotten your shit together, have enough people like looking out
(48:39):
for you, you're just gonna do that thing, like to level
fifteen because about the resources.
Speaker 2 (48:44):
At that point, there's.
Speaker 5 (48:45):
No reason to mature if no one's telling you no,
and the other thing is we kind part of America.
The American psyche loves it when people don't mature. That's
why they like it, partially because he acts like like
an eleven year old.
Speaker 1 (48:56):
You know, we kind of like that, but it's like
so bad for the people what's happening too and the
people around them.
Speaker 3 (49:02):
When that's especially true of like especially boomers, like they
truly want to hold on to their teen heyday like
sort of like that like not wanting to grow up
sort of thing. You're still feeling young, you know what
I mean, Because then you'll see like all these like
retirees or.
Speaker 2 (49:18):
Like look at my corvette. I'm seventy six and I
should really sick.
Speaker 1 (49:25):
Man.
Speaker 2 (49:25):
Yeah, yeah, I know it is sick right. It's a
Z three just got it off the lot.
Speaker 1 (49:32):
Yeah. I think that you're like, no, no, no, you
want to like you want to experience childlike joy. That
doesn't mean you have to you have to go to
Disneyland at seventy by yourself.
Speaker 2 (49:41):
Like a rock star. Still like yeah, can relax, man, relax.
Speaker 3 (49:47):
And then there was one more story that was it
reads kind of like viral marketing, but it's like it's
from Europe, so it's hard to know. I'm like, very
cynical when a company like brings attention to a thing
that seems sensational. So these kitkats that are apparently really special,
these very special kit cats, we're stolen. It's specifically, four
(50:09):
hundred thirteen thousand, seven hundred and ninety three kitkats weighing
a reported twelve tons quote disappeared last week when they
were transported between Italy and Poland. Nesli, who makes kitkats,
claim that if the thief tries to sell the bars
on the black market, they can be traced using the
unique batch code assigned to the individual bars. First of all,
(50:31):
I'm like, I thought kitkats come in force, yep, but
maybe you need individual packages, right? But then I'm like,
how many packages? Like this seems like a weird odd number.
Speaker 2 (50:41):
To finish, like seven hundred four to thirteen, seven hundred
and ninety three. Okay, well fine, that's fine specific I'll
take that. But apparently they were all shaped like Formula
one race cars. I'm like, okay, maybe the odd numbers
make sense now, And I'm like that given the feverish
fandom around F one, I'm like, okay, I can see
how maybe that's sought after. But the way like Nesley
(51:03):
sort of came out with this announcement was sort of
like very tongue in cheek, like they were sort of like,
you know, these were you know, these four hundred and
thirteen thousand things were stolen between Italy and Poland. And
it's like, quote, we've always encouraged people to have a
break with kitcat, but it seems thieves have taken the
message too literally and made a break with more than
(51:24):
twelve tons of our chocolate. Ah.
Speaker 3 (51:26):
Whilst we appreciate the criminal's exceptional taste, the fact remains
that cargo theft is an escalating issue for businesses of
all sizes. And I'm like, is this just viral marketing?
Like did this happen? Because like why are you like
bigging up? They're like, and hey, we got to hand
it to them. These formula one kit cats are busting'
as you say, so we don't blame them. But then
(51:49):
also part of me, like when you read the whole thing,
they are trying to be like there's like more attention
on these kinds of heists that are occurring in Europe
and also like trying to raise awareness around like supply
chain things.
Speaker 2 (52:01):
So I'm like maybe, yeah, no, I'm with you.
Speaker 1 (52:04):
I think it's entirely possible. And it's some weird like
pr campaign and it's like it may be impossible to know,
but yeah, it does.
Speaker 3 (52:10):
It does seem like that's my first thing where it's
like the announce it very objective, like just very straightforward,
be like, hey there was another heist, like just so
you know, like if they try and sell them, they
can be tracked.
Speaker 2 (52:22):
This is this has to end because X, Y and Z.
Speaker 3 (52:25):
But like, I guess you also because it's like corporate communication,
like they got to be like, okay, also talk positively
about our product, right, Okay, what.
Speaker 1 (52:32):
If we're kind of chill and funny about it?
Speaker 3 (52:35):
Yeah, exactly. So a lot of people are like, what's
what's up with this? And I think but over there
they're like, no, no, no, like this it's it's true.
It happened, Like we're just we're just trying to like
bring some levity to it, and really, okay, sure, you
guys do things different over there. Here in America, we
can't trust a single fucking thing anyone says about anything, unfortunately,
So I'm glad you had.
Speaker 2 (52:56):
A bit of personality to that announcement.
Speaker 3 (52:59):
But hey, if you got any of those four hundred
and thirteen and ninety three Kitcat bars, let me know.
Speaker 2 (53:05):
I'm curious.
Speaker 3 (53:06):
I'm in the market for about thirty eight thousand, so
I can help.
Speaker 1 (53:11):
To the Ze crew. I'm in.
Speaker 3 (53:13):
Yeah, they'll probably melt, you know, with how fucking hot
things are tariffs.
Speaker 2 (53:17):
Who fucking knows.
Speaker 3 (53:19):
But anyway, those are the stories that we're trending over
the weekend. We are going to be back tomorrow morning
with a brand new episode talking about all the other
news we didn't cover.
Speaker 2 (53:29):
There's so much we still have to cover, like cash.
Speaker 3 (53:31):
Pttel got Act, the new White House app. There's many
other things we'll be covering tomorrow's episode. So until then,
take care of yourselves, take care of each other, get
your vaccines, do all that.
Speaker 2 (53:42):
Don't do nothing about white supremacy.
Speaker 3 (53:44):
Uh and look and really make a long, hard decision
before getting grills.
Speaker 2 (53:49):
Make sure they're right for you. Make sure they're right
for you.
Speaker 3 (53:51):
They aren't right for everyone, Okay, just ask man Marjara more.
Thanks for hosting with me today and we'll talk to
you all later.
Speaker 1 (54:00):
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