Episode 302: How to Become INVISIBLE: The REAL Deal!

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Ready to make by the Wizard of Weird Strange with
Joshua Warren. I am Joshua pe Warren, and each week
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do at home, and a lot more on this edition
of the show. How to Become Invisible the Real Deal. Now,
when I say invisible the real deal, I mean you
become transparent like the invisible man in the movies and

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roam around unnoticed. Is this possible? Well, this is not
a joke, Okay. I'm going to give you some very
specific tips on how you can supposedly do this. I
have only recently begun practicing this myself, and I will

(02:06):
tell you about my results thus far. And well, okay,
I've been interested in this for a long long time,
this this subject in general, because that obviously, when you
study ghosts, it kind of seems like that you're studying
invisible people who may be running around observing you. That's

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kind of what we think of as a ghost. And
then occasionally you might catch a glimpse of the ghost
or see some kind of I don't know, an aura
or a manifestation, maybe even just a partial bit of
that apparition. But then it just, you know, disappears again.
And that's one of the creepy things about ghosts is
that if you're in a haunted place and you really

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believe there's a ghost there, and you think it's a conscious,
intelligent thing, then you start thinking, oh my god, I'm
sitting here, you know, naked or whatever you may be,
whatever your situation is, and there's a ghost here watching me.
That's part of the spookiness of it all. And long

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ago I discovered this material that has been used and
is still used by the military and similar organizations to
create kind of an invisibility cloaking layer. It's a clear
plastic lenticular type material, and you may have seen this before,

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but basically, it's a piece of plastic that bends light
in a certain way, and if you have this piece
of plastic in front of an object under particular circumstances,
the object behind it becomes invisible. And I even used
some of this material in one of my products that

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may or may not still be available in my curiosity
shop online called the bad Buster or the psionic D Materializer.
The idea is that you take something that you don't
like and you put it into this tube that has
this invisibility material around it, and it neutralizes it and
makes it invisible. But if you have any doubt that

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what I'm telling you has some legitimacy, there is a
very popular bar here in Las Vegas, and on Saturday
nights you can hardly get in. I mean, obviously there
are lots of popular bars, but I happen to know
the guy who owns this bar. It's called Millennium Fandom,
I'll just tell you that. And so because I know

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the owner, I went over there one night and I
said to him, I would like to do an experiment.
He says, okay, I said, I have a big piece
of this plastic that is basically an invisibility shield, and
I would like to sit down at a table right
in the busiest area of your bar and put this

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thing around myself and see if I can make myself
invisible to all of these people in this bar. And
he says, okay, he knows that I do weird stuff
like that. So sure enough, I went over there one
night and I got the table. I'm talking like one
of the busiest Saturday nights of the year, and I

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sat down and I put this big piece of it
was kind of like a curved piece of cloaking material.
I don't know, it's probably like three feet by three
feet because I was sitting at a table, so I
only really needed to shield myself from the waist up.
And I videotaped this experiment, so it's somewhere out there

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on the internet if you want to see it for yourself.
But when I put this thing in front of me,
I mean you can see on the video, I disappear
like you would never think there's a guy sitting at
this table. And I sat there for I don't even
know how long, and tons of people walked all around me,
and one person even came over and tried to sit

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where I was because that person thought it was an
open seat, and it really freaked her out when she
realized there was a guy sitting back there. So this
is real. This is real, and the military has got
incredible cloaking material. In fact, my friend Steve Barone, who

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is a UFO, well they call him a a ufologist.
He's a UFO investigator here in Las Vegas. He lives
in a house way up on a cliff and he
goes out every night and he has an amazing vantage
point on all kinds of incredible places around the Las

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Vegas Valley, and he occasionally is able to get a
really good view into Nellis Air Force Space. As a
matter of fact, I should bring this up real quick
because Nellis Air Force Space here in Las Vegas, which
basically controls, as far as I know, Area fifty one.

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They now are kind of morphing their name into I'm
looking at their website right now, US Air Force Warfare Center.
Did you know that? So I guess they'll still call
it Nellis, But right now I'm looking at Nellis Dot
af dot MIL and it says US Air Force Warfare Center.

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But anyway, Steve Barone here, this guy has one of
the most amazing pieces of footage I've ever seen in
my entire life. Was he filmed a US well I
believe is a US military craft landing at Nellis while
it's using cloaking technology, invisibility cloaking technology, and I have

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the video footage on my website. I posted this years ago.
I've talked about this before. Basically, this is at night,
but it's still very visible because there are tons of
lights all over the Las Vegas Valley and what you
see is a triangular craft. And the only reason you

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even know it's there is because it's in landing mode,
so it has a light on each one of its tips,
so there are three lights on the tips of the triangle.
But as it's landing, you can see the background behind it,
but the background is slightly distorted, kind of like a
mirage effect, and it's just amazing to see that. I

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don't know exactly how they do this, and I don't
want to dig that deeply into my theories on the
tech for that right now, but basically, you can see
this triangular craft landing that is obviously invisible to the
average person, but just you know, only slightly visible because

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you see that little warping and distortion effect as it's
landing there. If you want to see this video, go
to Joshua Pwarren dot com and I posted this years ago.
There is a link. Okay, if you go to my
Curiosity shop. There in the menu at the top, scroll
down and there's actually a section big yellow letters that

(09:49):
says click here for last chance products. You should definitely
do that because I have, you know, I've been doing
some house cleaning and I've got some loose ends here
and there, stuff you can buy for you know, less
than ninety nine dollars. But anyway, underneath that is a
video and it says Stee Brown UFOs near Vegas. And
first off you'll see some kind of a really weird

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looking high speed cigar shaped UFO that he captured, and
then after that you can see this cloaked triangular craft
flying into Tanelli's Air Force space. Again, that is currently
posted at Joshua P. Warren dot com. But I'm not
talking about that kind of thing. I'm not talking about technology.

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I'm talking about spiritual metaphysical techniques that you can use
in order to make yourself invisible. Yes, these exist. It's
been a long time since I have read and you know,
watch that Red and yeah, watch the movie The Shadow.

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But it kind of reminds me of you cloud men's
mind and you might say, well, why do I want
to be invisible? Well, think about camouflage. Camouflage is basically
an attempted invisibility. I look this up online. Why do
people use camouflage? It says, well, in nature, prey animals

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use it to hide from predators, and predators use it
to ambush unsuspecting prey. In the military, it hides troops, vehicles,
and equipment from enemy observation and targeting. So that's the
first thing that comes up. But you know, maybe you
would enjoy being invisible because you would just like to
observe something like an animal, you know, in nature, or

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maybe you do need to protect yourself. I hope that
you wouldn't use what I'm about to teach you for
some criminal purposes. You'll be some thief like you know,
Bilbo Baggins there in a and JR. Tokens stuff and

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you know the hobbit. I don't want you to do that,
but I am going to tell you how I came
across this information ancient techniques that you might be able
to use to become invisible. Okay, we're up on a break.
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be right back. Welcome back to Strange Things all the

(13:30):
iHeartRadio and Coast to Coast AM Paranormal Podcast Network. I
am your host, the Wizard of Weird, Joshua P. Warren,
beaming into your wormhole brain from my studio in Senn City,
Las Vegas, Nevada, where every day is golden and every
night is silver. A jietato zoome. Yeah, why would you

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want to become invisible? Is this a bad idea for
me to tell you these techniques, these metaphysical techniques that
Day's say can make you invisible. I don't want you
to go out and use that invisibility to do bad things,
but it might help you if you know you're in
a situation where you need to escape. Let's see here,

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I just looked up I ask I asked the Internet.
Why might someone desire invisibility? It says invisibility eliminates the
performance anxiety of being watched or evaluated. Some people deliberately
blend into the background to avoid conflict or small talk.
It's great for introverts and sensitive individuals. All I know

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is I hope you don't use it for bad purposes.
I bet somewhere out there somebody in the government is saying,
oh ah, he's gonna tell him how to become invisible,
take his microphone away. I don't know if this works
or not. I I haven't fully Well, look, I'll tell

(15:02):
you what happened when I tried this out. You know
that the CIA tried to hire me one time here
in Las Vegas. At least that's what the guy at
the bar said. He said he was with the CIA
that and he knew just about everything about me and

(15:23):
my wife. And he said, you know, he was they
were interested in hiring me. And I said, oh yeah,
really okay. And I said, well, look, as long as
I can go to Area fifty one and see all
the aliens and you show me all the cools, sign
me up. I will do it and I won't tell

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anybody anything. But I never saw him again, never heard
from him again. I think he's I think he went
back and said, you know what, this guy he he's
just going to go gamble and drink and get on
the radio and tell everybody everything. But no, I know
how to keep a secret. All right, let's get into it.

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One of my old buddies who is no longer with us,
Timothy Green Beckley, Oh man. I met him when I
was early twenties. When I was in my early twenties,
it was probably around nineteen ninety nine or something like that.
And he if you don't know who he was, I

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mean he was. He was a lot like me. He
was a jack of many trades. He was a paranormal,
metaphysical enthusiast, publisher, product producer, promoter of all things mysterious.
And he died in twenty twenty one at age sixty nine.

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I've talked about him before, and you know, he and
I worked on a lot of projects together. He would
interview me and I would interview him, and we did
you know, shows and books and documentaries and all kinds
of stuff together. And I'm so grateful to him because
we had a lot of conversations about promoting some of

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the stuff he published through his publishing company, and one
of them was this book that he said, I want
you to feature this book and you know, read excerpts
from it, and I've never done it. It's called Invisibility
and Levitation, how To Keys to Personal Performance. And the

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thing is he published it through his company, but it's
written by Commander X. Now I could sit here and
do a whole show about Commander X. Commander X. I
don't know if you've heard of Commander X, but there's
a whole series of fascinating, very well written books out
there published by Tim Beckley's company by a man named

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Commander X. And just in a nutshell he told me
the best. I recall that there was a real guy
named Commander X who was like an anonymous whistleblower who
was in the Deep State and all that who and
this guy started sending information to Tim Beckley for publication

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decades ago. But this guy wasn't a professional writer, so
Tim Beckley kind of helped him fluff up and polish
the material into a publishable form, and so eventually they
kind of ended up developing a series based on the
information they were getting from this guy. And so Tim
Beckley kind of started using Commander X as a as

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a general pen name for a kind of small collective
of authors in Tim Beckley's inner circle. So obviously you know,
Tim was one, and then there was a fellow named
Jim Keith and a few others. That's about all I
can recall right now. And if that subject interests you,
you may go back and you know, find more, find

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out more about that. But this book is one that's
been on my shelf for many, many years, and it's
actually still available on Amazon. It says it was published
in twenty thirteen, So this is a thirteen year old book.
I'm looking at it right now on Amazon. Invisibility and
Levitation how To Keys to Personal Performance by Commander X,

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published September twenty fourth to twenty thirteen, that's my wife's birthday,
by the way. So here's I pulled this off the
shelf and I said, all right, I'm ready to spend
time with us and dig into it. So he starts
the book out, or let me put it this way.
The book starts out, and this is it's a big book.

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It's like one hundred and forty pages, but it's the
size of the coloring book, and it has illustrations. And
Tim Beckley writes the official introduction, and he talks about
how that he lived in New York and he said,
it's hard to get work done when there's constantly people
noticing you and messing with you. And he writes, as
cramped as a bus or a train is, it's hard

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to concentrate or get anything done. If you have a
fellow commuter taking up the seat next to you, how
can you be expected to get anything done? And he says,
the trick, as I've discovered, is to make yourself invisible,
so that those walking up and down the aisle completely
bypass the section of seats where you've made yourself comfortable.
You simply erase yourself. And he talks a little bit

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about how he has done that in his life. And
now we move into the commander X material can we
achieve invisibility? And I'm going to just read a little
excerpts here and there. The book says, basically, there is
no mystery about the subject. If we stand in a
room that is completely dark, everything in it, including ourselves,

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is invisible. Shine a flashlight on the furniture and the
parts that are lighted, and they suddenly become visible. And
that's because eyes are light sensitive organs. They pick up
the reflected light from the object, and we therefore see
the object. But not all objects reflect light, some refract it,

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and some absorb it. White snow and sunlight absorbs very
little light, which is why the sight of it may
hurt your eyes. We don't have any trouble at all
looking through glass because it's transparent, so much so that
people who installed sliding glass doors in their homes were
crashing into them until they decorated the glass with decals.

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The glass and the doors was actually invisible because it
reflected little to no light at all. So he kind
of like starts talking about light in general, and he says,
it helps you if you learn to first off, see
the human aura. And I don't want to spend time

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on that, but I've talked about it a lot. As
a matter of fact, I have a technique that anybody
can use, just see the huge. If you've never seen
the aura of another human or a plant or even
your pet, well, if you sign up for my free
newsletter at Joshua P. Warren dot com, you'll get a
link to this thing I created called the Warren Aura

(22:38):
Advisor that you can make at home for about five bucks.
That will help you train your eyes. But regardless, you
can also just go to it should be working aura
eyes dot com a U R A E Y E
s Aura eyes dot com and it will also give
you those instructions. But it's interesting that he spends a

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little time talking about the ability to see the aura
and how it also kind of applies to the field
around you that's visible. So here is one of the
things that he talks about. Commander X says that historically,

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oftentimes people who become invisible actually kind of disappear first off,
into a mist. It says here. Research of ancient texts
and manuscripts indicates that whenever invisibility occurs in antiquity, it's
accompanied by a cloud or mist, and there are examples

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of this that you can read about in the book. Okay, fine,
so steps to forming your own mist? What is needed
As a room with limited light coming in from the outside,
one bare wall is also essential, or perhaps the door
that leads into a darkened room. Most important of all

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is privacy. Sit quietly and comfortably. You should then direct
your gaze to one single area that is important. The
cloud will then form at the place that holds your attention.
If you shift your gaze to other spots in the room,
the cloud will not have a chance to build up.
Your effort is cumulative. The longer you look at one area,

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the more definite the cloud becomes. Okay, we're up on
a break. When we come back, I will tell you
more about this first method. There's another method as well.
I might even have time to get into a third method.
I mean hopefully this is something that can help you

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at very least. I mean, it's kind of cool to
think that you might be able to train yourself to
become invisible at will. You never know when it's gonna
come in Handy. I'm Joshua Whipe Warren. You're listening to
strange things on the iHeartRadio and Coast to Coast AM
Paranormal Podcast Network, and I'll be back after these important messages.

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Welcome back to Strange Things on the iHeartRadio and Coast
to Coast AM Paranormal Podcast Network. I'm your host, Joshua
pe Warren, and this is the show where the unusual
becomes usual. All right, So you have this cloud that
you're trying to see using your kind of aura eyes,

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you're defocusing. They say for best results, defocus your eyes
look beyond what is in front of you, as if
you're looking ten miles away. May even have your eyes
half closed. Some experts say a cloud forms better against
a black background rather than a white one. You'll have
to just practice with both. And then this is interesting.

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Chanting is suggested, but it can be distracting. So what
they mean by that is that it can help you defocus.
If you have a mantra, like a meditative mantra, and
one of the easiest ones is to just can't the

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vowel sounds a E I O you I guess if
your Spanish should be ah eh e oh oh whatever.
So you would sit there maybe as you're you're helping
your eyes to see this cloud form and you're in
Try it. Try it out. A E I O you,

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A E I owe you, a e I oh you.
You're getting into this. Mantra says patience is the secret
key here. Don't be discouraged. And what you may see
after some good efforts is something that looks like heat waves,
and this shows you're heading in the right direction. If

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your backdrop is white, you may assume you're getting results
when you see a faint blue image. But the next
step includes continuing to build the image of the cloud.
And you do this by starting with your hands about
a foot or so apart, and then you bring them
together and think that you are compressing astral material between

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your hands. You bring your hands together and then separate
them much like a man playing the accordion. Keep doing this,
seeing the cloud, taking deep breaths, perhaps saying aeio you

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moving your hands, and the whole time you're trying to
build this cloud in front of you. It says, remember
to take a break when you start to feel fatigued,
because this is draining, especially for the first time you
do it. But you'll see this cloud continue to build.

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There may be a shine to the cloud. Now you
don't really want that, because the shine is like a beacon.
You want it to look more neutral, like something that
will blend with your background. So imagine it looking that way.
And then when you see the cloud grow and look

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kind of dull and neutral, imagine this cloud coming close
to you, closer and closer and closer, and then surrounding you.
And at that point you can stand up, walk over
and look into a mirror to see if you can

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see your reflection, and if you do not see it, congratulations,
you've done it. How about that? So you use these
techniques to create this cloud. It's almost like a spiritual
version or a bio energetic version of the lenticular technology

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I was talking about in plastics that you bring around
yourself and it literally will distort things. There's also a
section here another technique that works for some people to
help them more quickly get into it once they've mastered

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that one. It's called the veil of obscurity. With this technique,
you can actually produce invisibility as well. The Rosicrucions talk
about this. Sit quietly as though you are meditating, close
your eyes, and then imagine you are completely surrounded by
a sound proof scream. Think of it as a curtain

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hanging down all around you, completely concealing you. Think of
the curtain until you can feel its presence, keeping in
mind that the curtain will make you invisible to others.
Same thing. If you want to know if it works,
you get up and you look at yourself in the mirror,
and if you can't see yourself, you'll know it works.

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That's one of the things that's kind of cool about.
And there are many techniques in this book, by the way,
I'm just pointing out bits and pieces of some of them.
But that's kind of cool because it's like, look, if
you you might say, oh, I'm invisible and go walking
down the street seeing how people react to you. But

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if you could look in the mirror and say, holy crap,
I don't see myself. I mean, that's that's real data
for you right there. And this book, Commander X talks
about Alistair Crowley, of course, the notorious, the infamous magician

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of times past. Alistair Crowley experimented with this sort of thing.
It says Crowley had the power apparently to keep people
from noticing him excuse me. In an experiment, he took
a walk along a street, dressed in a golden crown

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and a scarlet robe, and he did not attract attention
to himself. Aleister Crowley wrote, quote, the real secret of
invisibility is not concerned with the laws of optics at all.
The trick is to prevent people noticing you when they
would normally do so. You know, it's funny because this

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reminds me of a part of the New Testament in
the Bible, when there are all these people who are
about to kill Jesus. They're going to throw him off
a cliff. I think, let me see if I can
find this. Yeah, here it is, okay, it's the Book
of Luke, chapter four, twenty eight through thirty. It says
all the people in the synagogue were furious when they

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heard this they're talking about, you know, Jesus made him mad.
And it says they got up, drove him out of town,
and took him to the brow of the hill on
which the town was built, in order to throw him
off the cliff. But he walked right through the crowd

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and went on his way. I wonder if that implies
that Jesus made himself invisible. There's also a section here
in this book by Commander X about prayers that prayers

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and spells for invisibility. Here is one of them. I'll
read for you. So let's say here, I mean, maybe
this would be one of those meditative things that you
would use instead of just saying your vowels. Gather ye,
flakes of astral light, shroud my form in your substantial night,

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Clothe me and hide me, but at my control. Darken
men's eyes and blind their souls. Gather, Oh, gather at
my word divine, for ye are the watchers. My soul
is the shrine. Maybe you could try try that one out,

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see what happens. But you know what, when I got
my copy of this book years ago from the late
great timoth Green Beckley, it also came with a bonus.
And I don't think that you'll get this anymore even
if you find this book. And by the way, I
you know, I don't get paid for this. I'm not

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sponsored to promote this book. This is not advertisement. But
when I got this book, it came with a talisman.
And talisman is you know, it's a pendant. I have
it right here. It is a pewter pendit on a
black cord. It's a gold so it says here lead

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free pewter. It's an invisibility talisman. And again, I'm holding
this thing in my hand right now and it looks
really cool. I've never used it until yesterday, and it's
in a little bag. In the bag says provide invisibility,

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drawing upon the powers of the sun. This amulet is
intended to aid in spells of invisibility and misdirection. Made
in the USA, has a cord lead free pewter. So
this thing's about the size of a half dollar. Like
I say, it's gold. And yeah, there's a really nice

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depiction of the face of the sun with rays shooting
out in all directions, and then it's that is in
kind of the middle of a rectangle, and then there
are all kinds of patterns and stuff around it that
kind of remind me of Mayan or Aztec stuff. So
I don't know exactly how to use this thing, but

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here's what I did yesterday. You know, Lauren didn't have
any idea that I was practicing, you know, any of
some visibility business. So I and she was downstairs because
you know, we have a we have a house with
multiple stories, So she was downstairs and she was watching TV,
and I said, you know what I'm gonna I'm gonna

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put this talisman on and I'm gonna just just sneak
down there in my socks and walk right by her
and see if she can see me. Uh, we're up
on a break. When we come back, I'll tell you
what what happened when I did that. And then also,
I recently told you I got a really cool email

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from a woman who had a ghostly experience at the
famous Grove Park in Resort and spa in Asheville, North Carolina,
speaking of invisible beings, and I'm going to try to
squeeze that in as well, because it's a really interesting account,
something that I've never really heard before, and I'm looking

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forward to sharing that with you and getting your feedback.
All Right, I am Joshua Pee Warren. You're listening to
Strange Things on the iHeartRadio and Coast to Coast AM
Paranormal Podcast Network, and I'll be right back. Welcome back

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to the final segment of this edition of Strange Things
on the iHeartRadio and Coast to Coast AM Paranormal Podcast Network.
I have your host, Joshua pe Warren, and I want
to thank my old pal, the late Timothy Green Beckley,
for letting me share some of this work with you.

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And I mean, I'm not joking. If you start experimenting
with this and you find that it's working for you,
please use it responsibly. I put on this invisibility talisman,
I did some exercises, I got my socks, and I

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crept downstairs where my wife Lauren was watching television. I thought,
either that or messing around on her phone or something,
and I was like, I'm gonna see if I can
walk past her completely invisible, because we hadn't seen each other.
You know, I have a weird schedule, and so she

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had been up already for who knows how long, and
I'd been sleeping. So I crept down there and I
got right.

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At the corner where I could look around, and here
she was sitting there on the couch. And I was like,
and she didn't see me. Not granted she was messing
around on her phone, but that's fine. So I took
another step out. She didn't see me, and I stood there.

Speaker 1 (40:00):
But then I knew. I knew I was screwed because apparently,
even though I think I think it was working on her,
it was not working on our chiua. She could see
me and she wanted her treat, and she came running
over to me, and I said, damn it, this chihuahua

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blew my cover. So you see, there's always you, just
you don't know how it's gonna go. There's always a
wild card here. Dogs can see ghosts and angels and
demons and all kinds of stuff. So I think that
I might have been able to pass by Lauren in

(40:45):
my invisible cloud, but not Dolly of the chihuahua. But
maybe I'll work on the chihua, and you know, I'll
get there. I'm just starting out. I'm just practicing so
I can become I better mister creepo. But you know, dogs,

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that's a piece of advice for you. If you are
on a low budget and you don't you can't afford
like a sophisticated alarm system, or maybe you know, you
think there's somebody who might be stalking you or something
like that, and you don't want to buy a gun
or whatever. Your deal is, just get a dog. I mean,

(41:29):
that's the least you can do, is get get a dog.
All right, let me know how it goes. I look
forward to getting your emails and seeing if any of
you can become invisible. Now, speaking of emails, let me
go and read this one to you. I got from
a woman. Her name is Mary, and she stayed at

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the historic Grove Park Inn in Asheville, North Carolina. And
of course I have talked a lot about the Pink Lady,
the ghost that haunts the Growth Park in She was
on the cover of my book Haunted Ashville, the very
first book of Ashville ghost stories ever written. I have
a big history with the Pink Lady, but I don't
think that this lady Mary knew who I was until

(42:13):
she had this experience and she started looking up stuff
and was like, oh, apparently this is the guy. She says.
Hi Joshua, I stayed at the Grove Park in this
past weekend in room five twenty and had something really
strange happen. After doing some research, I am curious if
it could be related to the Pink Lady. I want
to share it with you since you've written a book

(42:34):
about it. Yesterday morning, when I was packing up, pink
Ink appeared literally in front of me, wet on my purse.
It looked like someone had drawn on it with a
pink pin. There was nothing around me that could have

(42:58):
caused it. I didn't have a pink pin or any
type of pen for that matter, and it wasn't on
anything else. I have attached a picture. I had a
weird feeling the entire time I was in the room,
and I joked with my husband that it felt quote haunted.
I am not necessarily someone who believes in ghosts, so

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I kind of feel crazy for even thinking a ghost
could have scribbled on my purse. Is it possible? Would
that mean anything? It's a Gucci purse. I just sent
the purse off to Gucci to get it professionally cleaned.
Even they said the stain looked odd and they couldn't

(43:39):
place it. It didn't look like makeup to them, which
is the only thing that the only thing I had
that could have transferred color. I left the detail out
to them that I felt like it could be a
paranormal stain. Anyway, thank you, and thank you for any
insights you can share. Mary, and she gave me all

(44:02):
her info and sure enough, here's a picture. It's a tan,
fancy Gucci purse and there is a very clear visible
pink mark that it's a vertical mark, and.

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It's kind of s shaped.

Speaker 1 (44:22):
I can't tell how long it is. It looks like
it's several inches long. But I mean, I think the
fact that it's pink is what makes it especially interesting.
So I wrote her back and here is what I said.

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I said, thank you for your message. I've been researching
the Pink Lady for over thirty years, and I think
you're the first to report something like this. Of course,
the Pink Lady is notorious for her sense of mischief,
always coming up with news. Room five twenty is the
one that is often mentioned as a haunted room at

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grow Park. Though I have no explanation for this, but
as a believer in the Pink Lady, I would take
it as a sign that she likes you and was
having some fun. Perhaps she wants you to believe in ghosts.

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And then she wrote back and she said, thank you
for your response. I'm still trying to come up with
any other explanation and I just can't. I guess I
will take it as a good sign. I'm ordering your
book as well to learn a little bit more about
the Pink Lady. By the way, I think that when
you sign up for my free e newsletter. You get

(45:46):
a copy of the Haunted Asheville Book as a as
a free PDF. So isn't that something I mean, I
don't know. I mean, like, like, honestly, I'm glad the
people contact me and they ask me for my advice

(46:08):
on these things. But on the other hand, you know,
I have to to just say, like, look, I'm an
expert in what we don't know. I'm an expert in
the mysterious, in the in the unsolved. I'm not here
to answer questions, you know, I'm not here to be
a psychic or whatever and tell you what's going on.
I don't know. That's great, and you know this is

(46:33):
why we're coming up, believe it or not, on the
Halloween season. You know how it is in this country.
The seasons they start early. And I have the Haunted
Ashville Ghost Tour in Asheville, North Carolina. If that's if

(46:54):
you're in that area, I hope you'll you'll take the tour.
I mean, I own it and I manage it, and
the guys who guided they're great friends of mine. I've
known for many many years, been working for them or
working with them for many many years. And you know,
one of the things I wrote about in my book

(47:15):
Haunted Asheville. I said, things die slowly in the mountains.
Asheville is a haunted city. These mountains are the oldest
in the country and bear the residues of Native American spiritualism,
the bloody Civil War, and some of history's most dynamic personalities.
Psychics are drawn here from around the globe. Mysterious vortex

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energy is reported, and paranormal investigation thrives. Travel the streets
as we send a chill down your spine, and you'll
learn about the pink lady who haunts the Grove Park
in or chilling apparitions from a suicide at Helen's Bridge,
or a young lady brudely murdered in the Battery Park hotel,

(47:58):
or spirits from the madman who executed the city's largest
killing spree, or a body that's entombed in the wall
of the Saint Lawrence Church, and all this kind of
stuff and some ghost hunting as well. So this is
you know, I created this tour for you, Haunted Asheville.

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Asheville has an E in the middle, a S H
E V I L L E. They're in western North Carolina.
Haunted Asheville dot com. Uh and we sell out every fall,
so book asap. The clock has goddess. If you can
take a deep breath and close your eyes as we

(48:39):
all meditate together on making this next week the best
week ever. Here is the one, the only, the good
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